>be me >in his teens >door left abit open to my room >decide i wanna play some fightan games >mortal kombat 10? sweet >boot up the good ole xbox >huh the volume is abit too low >cant hear the menu music >turn it up abit >thats better >lets play some practice mode before we head into multiplayer >i wanna play sonya blade and get good. never really played female chars. >decide to try out her combos >WUGH URGH WAH URGH WAH >mom barges in on me kicking the shit out of subzero >EYAH ECK WAH URGH WAH >totally silent watching me beat his frozen ass to the netherrealm >"you wanna play?" >mom just shakes her head and leaves >have a hearty kek
>>715207426 >spit in your face
So glad to see the insult I invented gain traction on this site. Really such a powerful phrase when you think about it. Conveys utter CONTEMPT
>finally got into the game and know what I'm doing >getting worse results compared to when I was just clicking on speed and skills that just sounded cool
maybe I just suck as a trainer