Thread 718878698

WAHOO!

>>718878698 (OP)
Probably because of Klonoa threads.

>>718878698 (OP)
Because you're Brazilian

I'm having a wahoo moment

What if Klonoa was a liminal?

What if Klonoa was a real boy?

Klon

>>718881805
Hi Klonoa what's up?

test

>>718881956
Klonoa is a high test male

how many klonoa games are there? I'm not a furry but want to play comfy games

>>718882294
2 mainline console games and several handheld spinoffs
and a console beach volleyball spinoff game

>>718882294
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile (PS1)
Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil (PS2)
Those are the ones you need to play for max comfy

>>718882662
>>718882503
thanks a lot lads

My um...crystal...glows...when I......

>>718882885
No, thank YOU

holy punya...

Realistically speaking, what would you do if you had a real Klonoa?

He is my clone-oa

sorrow

>>718886167
Me too

>>718886167
>>718886365
fucked up that the final boss of 2 is literally Klonoa's loneliness/depression and the entire game was metaphorical just like game 1, with Klonoa being a stand-in for the player themselves, but nobody pays this any attention

>>718878698 (OP)
There was no reasonable reason for the 2022 collection not to include all of the Klonoa games.

Guys I'm playing through Klonoa 2 for the first time rn, pls no spoilers.

How can I ever MEANINGpost if doing so risks spoiling the games for newfags?

>>718887590
wait for the stream to be 4 hours old and talk to them when they finish the game?

>>718887079
The modern day incarnation of Bandai Scamco probably doesn't even know there are more Klonoa games.

>>718878698 (OP)
Kemoshota peepee!

>>718887716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8hqjQbSyq0

I want beach volleyball to have more recognition, damn it. It's a fun little game!

>>718887079
They probably saw what Crapcom was doing with Mega Man, releasing collections in 2 volumes, but then just forgot to make a second one for Klonoa

>>718887079
There was no reason for them to enshittify the games by outsourcing it to third worlders and having them remake them, when they should have just emulated the original versions.

>>718888142
Monkey Craft were only good at porting the PS2 Katamari games.
I guess they slapped the same filters from their work on Katamari on the Wiimake and 2 and called it good.

>>718888435
>Monkey Craft
They'd have been better off hiring actual monkeys

>>718888806
This picture make me feel funny in my pants for some odd reason

>>718889742
lolo does that to me too

>>718889834
Uaahhh no peeking!

Special delivery

Another delivery 4U

Klonoa forgot something at my house

I own him. Klonoa is my property.

I didn't hate the Wii english voice acting.

>>718895134
Fuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhY_YRt_ITs
That's not MY Klonoa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtB5Jc7CX5U
Even Bri'ish Klonoa is more legitimately Klonoa than that...thing

Post more please

Goodnight and goodbye, klonoabros. This thread will die shortly.

>>718900478
true

>>718902678
MANYA!

>>718904253
sitting at the back of the bus WHERE THEY BELONG

>>718904253
>>718904724
Are they segregated because they're cabbit-ish creatures, or because they're faggots?

>>718904852
just a strategic spot for public_sex and hidden_blowjob

lazy bump

klonoa says the m word

Klonoa needs a bath he's stinky

https://youtu.be/-W9RG4LvL0E?si=kYh81xa_q26aq2RX
Pure kino

>>718911706
he needs to wash his musky kemoshota pp

2 monke

>>718887974
probably because they were cutting corners, what were got was already a cobbled together port

>>718917706
And both are my wife

I want Lolo to Lolo my Lolo

This is now a Joka thread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0RIqGyxsbg

>>718887590
>How can I ever MEANINGpost if doing so risks spoiling the games for newfags?
Use relevant Jung quotes that will make sense once they finish Lunatea's Veil.
“My friends, it is wise to nourish the soul, otherwise you will breed dragons and devils in your heart.”

You're still here?

I recently replayed Klonoa 2 which I first played at the PS2 launch. I bought the game thinking it was Sonic Adventure because I was a retarded child lmao.

The game actually held up but was significantly shorter than I remembered. I 100% it in 2 days time.

Is the first one worth it or is it too much of a (gameplay) downgrade from 2?

>>718928232
it is more of the same, really
you can't get bonus lives or check your gem counters until the postgame, though

>>718928232
>is it too much of a (gameplay) downgrade from 2?
they have the same core gameplay

The remasters fucking suck

>>718911706
>>718913140
But that would wash away the boysmell :(

>>718929325
Facts

it's klonover...

>>718929325
Explain.
I was gonna play them after finishing 2.

>>718934635
Compromises the art direction mostly. Sacrifices faithfulness in favor of upping the bloom, along with fucking up a lot of musical cues in 2. The 1st game's remaster is using the Wii remake as a basis, which automatically makes it dogshit, just emulate the PS1 version.

Kemoklonoa

Do I play the original or the remake?

>>718935903
So all the typical problems that "remakes" tend to have, got it. I didn't really like the Crash or Spyro remakes for the same reason.
>just emulate the PS1 version.
I did. I also emulated the Wii remake because I was curious, and sorry to say, but I didn't hate it, well aside from the english voice acting that is, but it gives you an option to change it, so it wasn't a big deal. And obviously I still prefer the original overall.

>>718937537
Original 100%

The remake has no pathos

>>718938508
That is to say, Phantasy Reverie Series. Wiimake has a little bit.

Also what the fuck is “phantasy” with a PH? I’ve only ever seen it in Phantasy Star. As if Klonoa didn’t already rip off Sega enough, they had to go and do that too.

>>718938080 (me)
Actually, scratch that. Something else I just remembered that I didn't like about the Wii remake, it's how easy they made it, he has like a trillion hit-points, the wind-bullets have longer range, and he moves faster horizontally. It trivialized pretty much the entire game.

>>718938694
Go back to the casket Matthew...

>>718938953
https://youtu.be/iS7zsHinQJI?si=jtmB58OTnwb7xJ3W
One look at the marketing material for wiimake shows that they really wanted little babies to play it

I've only ever played the GBA game.
Am I missing out?

>>718939216
Yes

>>718939678
What's the best version to play? Are the originals good (would be playing on Vita TV) or should I get the remakes?

>>718940157
Avoid the remakes. Play the originals

>>718940157
play the original of 1 and the 2 remake
no, I'll not elaborate

>>718940157
Ignore that retard. Play the originals of BOTH a games.

>>718887904
>Klonoa Remaster Pack 2
>Comes with remakes of all the handheld games
>A remake of Beach Volleyball is a secret unlockable

:(

>>718944234
>Klonoa swears in a manga
I thought this stupid franchise is for diaper wearing babies?

>>718944692
>diaper
Stop

>>718944808
I wasn't joking about Klonoa wearing gamer pants this time, take your meds.

>>718944979
I've been irreparably traumatized

>>718945308
Klonoa chest fluff + belly button.....

>>718945495
I like this pic A LOT...

>>718945546
very glad you like it anon,see if any these hit your preferences
https://litter.catbox.moe/a1pqkm85ifv7ys3r.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/2oy2denv9sc7csws.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/gwo9xdeij0cyhplu.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/2t9007ty6qux25oz.png

>>718946251
Oh they do...

>>718880951
humanshota peepee

The hidden Klonoa sequel you never knew about

I feel like I made a mistake trying to get into this series as a straight man.

>>718948010
No anon. Klonoa is for everyone. Please don't abandon the series.

>>718880951
>Not brown
He's clearly mixed.

>>718882294
>>718882662
>>718882503
The GBA game is comfy beyond comfy.

>>718948460
The handheld games should be played after the main console games because they contain characters from those games while also disregarding their events and continuity.

what a brat

>>718946251
RIP. Hope you didn't get banned, but you probably did.

>>718949524
no idea lets find out

>>718950070
Holy shit. He lives to Klonoapost another day

>>718950141
holy shit i do

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo WAHOO

TONDE

manya

This fucking block is pissing me off.
Please tell me there's nothing in it and the game is just being a dick.

>>718954998
i just button mash to get the enemy and immediately use it

One borgar please!

>>718946251
>gwo9xdeij0cyhplu
unf

>>718956841
>deleted
Wasn't even inappropriate. What a retard, whoever did this.

(bing bing) wahoo!

MANYA

>>718960547
I love smug klo

klonap

>>718887234
Alright, I'm done. You can start posting spoilers now.

>>718963738
What did you think of it anon?

>>718963780
I liked it better than the first, and that's saying a lot because I loved he first one. Levels felt more unique and creative this time around, each one was memorable in their own way.
Bosses felt a bit too easy (I didn't even take a hit in the final one) although that might be because you have less hitpoints this time around, so the devs went easy on the player.
Hover board sections were fun, but annoying to 100%.
Also, this is my own personal gripe, but I wish there was a fight against Leorina with the ring, the game seemed to tease that there would be a fight against someone that has the same powers as you. Would've been kino.

He is me and I am he

I'm at my limit

>>718964367
>that spoiler
You did fight someone similar to you. in a way, the King of Sorrow IS you. Well, your manifested sorrow from the first game.

>>718968947
That's pretty cool if that's the case, I'm a dumbass when it comes to picking up these deeper plot meanings.
Although in my post I meant it more in a gameplay sense, when the game threw the fake ring plot at me, I fully expected a boss that would do your own inflated enemy gimmick against you. And was honestly kinda disappointed when Leo just turned into a monster instead.

>>718969468
I think the fake ring plot was just there to show that she was a former priestess.

kind of related, but read >>718924915 now
Leorina transforms into the dragon of her un nourished soul, King of Sorrow appearing is the demon of Klonoa's un nourished soul.

>>718970028
Yeah, that is pretty cool, gotta admit.
Are any of the other games worth it? I was really only gonna play 1 and 2 at first, but now I'm curious.

>>718970890
>Are any of the other games worth it?
If you want to know about the gameplay of handheld 1+2, it's more of the puzzle platforming parts than action platforming parts of 1 and 2. Real puzzles at times.
Plot-wise, they are barebones but still alright. Clearly they didn't plan much for the plot of the series after 2. Feels like an alternate timeline than console 1+2 despite the same characters showing up.

The Tails thread 404'd... :(

boysmell

>>718971994
Would you buy it?

>>718972515
Enough to bathe in it

you've wahoo'd your last manyah

I originally through Klo was a girl due to the voice.

>>718975679
I always knew he was a boy due to his huge dick

>>718920592
Poor Lolo

You wouldn't ever...harm a Klonoa...would you?

Your silence is deafening

Cock and Ball Torture.
Dear lord, that third room was the worst.

>>718979994
>Cock and Ball Torture
Now you're just making me excited

>>718878698 (OP)
i just got into these g ames like few months back. why the fuck isnt there a 100% completion bonus stage in 2 like there was in 1!??!?!??! IM SO CHEESED

This but the boy is Klonoa

>>718982735
There is. I just did it: >>718979994

>>718983181
fucking chatGPT haluscinating garbage answers

>>718983181
well thank you anon, time to beat 2 for the fourth time now lol.... i guess it gives these games replay value for sure. how do i unlock the bonus stage(s)?

>>718983342
You gotta get all the doll parts in every level then talk to the guy in the carnival zone.
There's two bonus levels actually, one of them unlocks when you get just half the dolls I think.

>>718983591
thanks anon. im halfway thru klonoa 1 AGAIN its just too kino . i cant believe i slept on these games for 35 fucking years of my life

>>718983726
I actually played Klonoa 1 for the first time a few days ago, and now Klonoa 2 today also for the first time as shown by some earlier posts in this very thread, including a post with my thoughts on it. And yeah, I couldn't agree more.

>>718984014
i liked 2 a lot, the dark tone at the end etc. but then i played 1 after and my fuck did it ever blow me away. i think this is the first time that i like something i played after the first thing i played.

Like how they say "the first thing you see/play is the thing you like the most" example my buddy saw gundam wing as a kid so its his fav despite there being way better gundams we watched together. Mine was SEED cuz its the first one i watched by now i like 00 the most.

So for klonoa i expected to like 2nd one since i played it first but despite me loving it. 1 is just THAT good

obladioblada

>>718986291
Klonoa never said that

guten nacht

>>718879542
Is that cream and cheese?

>>718986347
klonoa can say all kind of unexpected things

>>718986347
klonoa can say all sort of unexpected things
i posted the wrong version

>>718878698 (OP)
because klonoa is nortubel tier

wahee?

>>718992538
no pants no problems

wahoo

dead

>>718878698 (OP)
Serious question given the failure of the recent collection, what exactly makes Klonoa so unpopular? Keep in mind that the old stigma against 2D games is gone with the success of games like Hollow Knight and Cuphead. So why did Klonoa become a definitive failure?

>>719001793
My theory is that in the minds of the average normalfag, he's just a sonic ripoff and always gets dismissed as just that.
Obviously that's not the case, but a normalfag will just see a vaguely sonic-esque character on a box art and immediately pass it off.

anons you wouldn't let my thread die right?

Leo and Sorrow!

last bump

>>718929325
Yep, played the PS1 and PS2 versions recently on the original consoles, it's absolutely the best way to play them

>>718954998
God damn dude, why does this look so ugly?
What are you playing it on?
I'm guessing it's glitchy on PCSX2

>>719008735
2 is a ugly game and I'm tired of pretending it's not

>>719009642
Play it on the actual system and a CRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIcP_-HHoqY

>>719008735
Ugly in what way?
If you mean the random vertical lines, that's a problem with PCSX2, and honestly did not bother me at all.
Apparently, checking the game's wiki page on the PCSX2 site, Klonoa 2 is notoriously annoying to emulate and still has graphical problems to this day.

>>719009642
begone with your mooish tricks

>>718878698 (OP)
Because he's the JOKA BAYBEE

Wahoo?

death to moos

>>719017002
cute fleshlight

name 1 good game that isn't klonoa related

>>719017185
nyaa nya nyuu~

>>719017967
Jackie Chan

>>719017967
Doom

>>719017967
Saints Row 2 & 3

>>719023804
Klonoa...stop showing off your ass

>>719017967
SimCity 4

>>719024969
his schwartz is big

WAHOO

Klonoa is made for straight shota.

>>719030114
>>719030243
based

Me and Klonoa being freinds

>>719032102
but he is you
your clone

>>719032203
Great. So I'm still lonely and don't have any friends :(

>>719030114
>>719030243
where's the /ss/

>>719033849
https://e621.net/posts/4795874

>>719035097
that is an unfortunate artstyle.

>>719035310
I mean i just searched for straight shota + klonoa and i got mid.

Why didn't Klonoa 2 skyrocket in price like Klonoa 1 did? You can still get Klonoa 2 complete with manual for 20 euro on ebay

>>719036446
slightly longer print runs for 2

My dream is to one day make a Klonoa thread, immediately get a 3 day ban for something else, and then come back to post in the SAME Klonoa thread 3 days later. I know it's possible.