>*casually rapes and destroys the fire emblem series*
>>719760646 (OP)
I never played fire emblem but I played that. There's no way it's better than anything.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:18:02 AM
No.719760726
>>719760646 (OP)
>*casually revives and restores the ogre battle series*
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:18:36 AM
No.719760757
>>719761120
Unicorn Overlord is a complete and total dogshit game appealing solely to coomers and no one else. FE is also trash.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:19:13 AM
No.719760804
localizers raped and destroyed this game
>>719760690
I saw that around 10% of players got an achievement that meant you beat the past first few levels lmao
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:21:08 AM
No.719760910
>>719770702
Basically translating to 90% of the players couldn't stomach the game long enough to finish it.
It really is that boring.
Not even the best SRPG of 2024
>>719760646 (OP)
>piss easy gameplay
>shit plot
>/v/ jerking it off just because of the characters that make their pp hard
UO is the Three Houses of Vanillaware games.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:23:09 AM
No.719761034
>>719761610
>>719760646 (OP)
If anything Engage raped this.
>>719760757
Don't forget autists.
Game was so easy and forgettable I dropped it halfway through
Needs a massive difficulty overhaul mod but since Vanilla are autists it's only on emulator
>>719760646 (OP)
>mediocre plot
>piss easy gameplay where the loop gets boring halfway through
>threads that only consist of people talking about which girls they married and who makes their pp the hardest
You shouldn't pick fights with FE considering you're so similar to nuFE.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:27:49 AM
No.719761292
>>719760646 (OP)
O thine did so unrepentantly. Fire Emblem had the dastardly plot coming from whence they were thrust into the world. Heathens got decimated by the Lord Arthur Slap I tell you!!!
May god bequeath the fire emblem soul and show a pebble of mercy!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:28:50 AM
No.719761343
>>719761120
>autists
Not really, the game is so easy that the only autistic things you can really squeeze out of the game is going mental with the optimization of team builds. But that really isn't necessary since the game lacks challenge even on the hardest difficulty.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:29:35 AM
No.719761381
>>719761190
Im playing it for the first time on the hardest difficulty. Its definitely much more fun when the game makes you think, but even then, I was like level 15 forced to do missions against level 9 enemies and got bored. The game craters when you reach the desert portion imo
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:30:00 AM
No.719761406
>>719761120
No. None of this matters. You hold down R2 to bump into enemies and skip animations faster. It isn't even a game.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:32:39 AM
No.719761551
>>719762247
>>719760646 (OP)
>Only way to try to cling to relevance is to have a one sided competition with FE
Kek, must be a real kusoge if it struggles this much to stand on its own
>>719760646 (OP)
We've got Fire Emblem at home.
>>719761034
UO has better character designs, but yeah if you're talking about gameplay UO couldn't lace the boots of FE games like Engage and Conquest. And that's not even bringing up the older FE titles.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:35:10 AM
No.719761693
>>719762247
It's better than 13 Sentinels at least.
>>719760646 (OP)
UO has fantastic designs, aesthetics, and tone, but Engage and Conquest mog the shit out of it in gameplay.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:36:18 AM
No.719761748
Engage couldn't mog a moogle, stop bringing up that trash.
>>719761190
Do cousins really do this with one another
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:40:51 AM
No.719761986
>>719761881
I'm pretty sure its only America and China that have a problem with cousin fucking. So yes, cousins do that.
I want to play fire emblem? Which one should i start with?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:42:48 AM
No.719762060
for me? its da grindan game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:43:12 AM
No.719762084
>>719760832
14.7% of PS5 players got the platinum trophy.
Your numbers are inaccurate.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:43:12 AM
No.719762086
>>719761752
I too pretend it doesn't exist, we haven't had a fire emblem since 2019
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:43:13 AM
No.719762087
>>719769152
>>719762012
3 Houses, the only good FE game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:43:29 AM
No.719762097
>>719761610
yeah bro i love rock paper scissors too :fire:
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:43:58 AM
No.719762120
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:44:22 AM
No.719762140
>>719762012
The one just called Fire Emblem for the GBA. Also known by fans as FE7. Then work your way up in release order. If you enjoy them after you get far enough and want to delve deeper, then work your way down from that one instead to FE6 and the older ones.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:44:34 AM
No.719762147
>>719762203
>>719762012
path of radiance
radiant dawn
then
awakening and 3 houses
I'll never understand why this game makes some people seethe so hard
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:45:39 AM
No.719762203
>>719762289
>>719762147
Do you want him to hate the series?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:45:47 AM
No.719762209
>>719762159
I know right, some people get so irrationally mad at Fire Emblem to make threads like this.
>>719761603
how did this series go to shit so quickly
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:46:22 AM
No.719762247
>>719761551
It was only being propped up against FE by people with Nintendo Derangement Syndrome.
>>719761693
Nah. Sentinels at least had an interesting narrative.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:46:52 AM
No.719762276
>>719762210
Being banished to niche PSP hell for most of its entries.
>>719762159
Anything that's not available on PC (primarily Steam) has a dedicated group of full time seethers.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:47:07 AM
No.719762286
>>719763625
>>719762012
FE7 and Awakening are the usual recs. But if you see one that looks more to your taste go try that one out instead.
The only one I wouldn't recommend is Engage, not because I think it's bad, I actually think it's the best of the nuFE games. But because it's an anniversary game and you're not gonna have a fucking clue who anybody is or any of the references being made.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:47:08 AM
No.719762289
>>719762336
>>719762203
i didn't recommend fates
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:47:54 AM
No.719762336
>>719762289
Exactly, that's part of the problem
>>719760646 (OP)
as a fan of both, i can say they're completely different kinds of games. beats the hell out of modern FE in terms of tone anyway though.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:48:10 AM
No.719762357
>>719762012
FE7, Awakening, and PoR are all good starter picks
Do NOT start with Thracia, FE12, Radiant Dawn, Conquest, or Engage though
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:48:48 AM
No.719762393
>>719762278
vanillaware being based again
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:49:10 AM
No.719762414
>>719762012
Honest answer:
I started with Three Houses and have played every entry in the series. Houses isn't even my favourite, in fact, I don't particularly like it compared to some.
As a starter to the series though, it is okay.
Start with either:
>Path of Radiance
>Three Houses
>Engage
>Binding Blade
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:50:14 AM
No.719762463
>>719762508
>>719760646 (OP)
Good thread, I havenβt played UO in a while I should try to get back into it, however I did beat it and sunk tons of hours into it
>>719762278
It's crazy because this game emulated perfectly on PC before the game was even officially released
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:50:48 AM
No.719762496
Who fucking cares, just post hot girls getting fucked or don't post at all
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:50:58 AM
No.719762508
>>719763705
>>719762463
who did you marry?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:51:19 AM
No.719762530
>>719761015
>Avatar Loli Bait posting
Opinion immediately discarded
>>719760646 (OP)
Incredible game. Shame /v/ missed it.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:53:00 AM
No.719762621
>>719761276
>similar to nuFE.
Ehh not really, when you think about it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:53:28 AM
No.719762636
>>719761003
ermmmmmmmmmm based?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:53:48 AM
No.719762657
>>719762343
I don't think anyone will argue that. One thing you can count on Vanillaware for (other than constantly nearly going broke and taking 1000 years to make a game) is that it's going to look nice as hell.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:54:21 AM
No.719762683
>>719762810
15
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:54:50 AM
No.719762713
>>719762658
*argue against that
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:55:07 AM
No.719762734
>>719762471
Surprised how well it performs on emulate, didn't have a single issue. Meanwhile the SMRPG remake keeps crashing on me every few hours, thank god they added an autosave feature to it.
>>719761603
You mean an evolution of Advance Wars
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:56:44 AM
No.719762810
>>719762683
She's an animal
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:57:18 AM
No.719762842
>>719761752
Three Houses couldnβt beat Treehouses when it comes to evading localization changes
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:57:57 AM
No.719762874
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:59:05 AM
No.719762937
>>719761881
Only in royal families.
>>719762210
It bought into the high school setting meme and released on the PSP.
VC3 was better and VC4 fixed the series, but I don't think Sega is going to greenlight another game.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:00:38 AM
No.719763013
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:00:53 AM
No.719763020
>>719762343
>>719762658
Eh. I disagree.
UO looked nicer but I was way more engrossed in the narrative, world and characters in 3H. They all felt way more compelling and interesting overall.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:01:03 AM
No.719763030
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:02:15 AM
No.719763093
>>719760646 (OP)
This game is a fucking disappointment. I thought it would be Fire Emblem on PS5, instead it's just some FF12 gambit system piece of shit. You don't do anything. You just watch the fucking game play itself. What a steaming pile of SHIT.
>>719762964
VC2 was too ahead of its time, it would have made millions if it released in a post Three Houses world.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:03:16 AM
No.719763153
>>719761015
>UO is the Three houses of vanillaware games
it's missing a yuri
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:03:27 AM
No.719763162
the autobattle thing filtered me instantly
I demand to play the game
i will not sit there like a nintendo retard and watch the game play itself
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:03:54 AM
No.719763191
>>719760646 (OP)
close but not quite
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:04:03 AM
No.719763201
>>719760646 (OP)
This game came and went like a fart in the wind. Zero cultural relevance or lasting memory.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:05:19 AM
No.719763273
>>719763097
its an oversaturated market. theres a reason disgaea 3 was parodying all the goddamn highschooler anime/vidya in nip media
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:05:51 AM
No.719763306
>>719760646 (OP)
I gave UO a chance because I LOVE 13 Sentinels. But OU was so boring and the only thing that holds up are the waifus but that's literately it. Also Fire Emblem engage was amazing.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:06:03 AM
No.719763318
>>719763367
>>719760646 (OP)
Never played FE but I am curious to try it out.
All I do know is that I want more of what UO is.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:06:08 AM
No.719763323
>>719763390
>>719762964
>VC3 was better and VC4 fixed the series,
garbage taste
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:07:04 AM
No.719763367
>>719763602
>>719763318
Fire emblem is only surface level like UO
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:07:31 AM
No.719763390
>>719763553
>>719763323
Is there something wrong with what he said? I can understand not thinking VC4 was that great but VC3 is objectively better than 2 in every way.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:07:41 AM
No.719763394
I hated the first 2 hours of UO so much I never touched it again
I started FE Awakening on a whim last month and since then have finished 10 of the games games and am halfway through 2 more. FE mogs that piece of shit and vanillaware are fucking morons
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:08:23 AM
No.719763429
>>719763576
>>719760646 (OP)
nothing has ever topped devil survivor for me
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:08:32 AM
No.719763437
>most notorious and notable thing about the game is the dogshit localization
H-hah, yeah... we sure got them sisters...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:09:13 AM
No.719763470
>>719761708
Conquest was 10 years ago, old man.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:10:16 AM
No.719763537
>>719763049
>finish a map
>put my controller down while the game dumps 10 hours of dialog and plot on me
I still don't know if I liked TS or not.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:10:33 AM
No.719763553
>>719763390
>VC3 is objectively better than 2 in every way.
LOL
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:10:59 AM
No.719763576
>>719761610
Based Panette Poster
>>719763429
Based Devil Survivor poster. I only played 2 Record breaker and thought that game was amazing for a 3DS game. I want to give Devil Survivor 1 a try.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:11:17 AM
No.719763592
>>719760646 (OP)
i liked the music, i really wanted a harder challenge in the form of DLC
recruiting the story bosses in the last mission was cool
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:11:24 AM
No.719763602
>>719764024
>>719763367
I've seen the girls from FE over the years and I'm not nearly as taken by them as the UO girls.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:11:32 AM
No.719763613
>>719763878
>>719762012
Awakening and Fates mogs all other strategy rpgs for giving you the ability to marry AND breed the waifus.
3 Houses is also acceptable for letting you groom your wives when they are young students and marry them when they come of age, but sadly, there is no baby making.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:11:41 AM
No.719763625
>>719762286
Poor Mark looks uncomfortable being around all of them
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:11:50 AM
No.719763634
>>719762964
>I don't think Sega is going to greenlight another game.
>But Sega will happily release another 50 Yakuza games
I just want VC5 man
>>719762159
>PC purist hate it because it Vanillaware has a no pc port rule
>Journalist and the Gaming industry hate Vanillaware ever since the Dragons Crown Sorceress issue
>FE fags hate Unicorn Overlord because it effortlessly mogs FE
There are plenty of dishonest characters who have an agenda against Unicorn Overlord, despite being one of the best games of the decade.
>>719762508
Rosalinde of course!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:13:12 AM
No.719763713
>>719764018
>>719762574
berengaria is very pretty so it sucks that she wars that ugly armor. The weapons were cool though.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:14:24 AM
No.719763781
>>719763672
>Journalist and the Gaming industry hate Vanillaware
???
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:16:10 AM
No.719763862
>>719763705
I cannot see how anyone can choose eltolinde over her unless for contrarian tendencies.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:16:28 AM
No.719763878
>>719763613
The most important part of strategy rpgs according to coomers:
[x] strategy
[x] maps
[x] class variety
[x] building up your units
[o] marrying and breeding
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:17:08 AM
No.719763903
>>719762278
>>719763672
no one hates vanillaware games because they aren't on pc you fucking dumbasses, they all play best on pc
people hate vanillaware as a company for being so stupid since a lot of people just want to give them money but can't
probably every complaint about the games comes from consolefags who bought the games
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:17:41 AM
No.719763927
>>719763796
Some UOfags need to feel like they're victims for some reason.
Game isn't bad, but it gets massively overrated by this board and some anons get pissed if you don't think it's 11/10 GOTYAY
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:17:46 AM
No.719763932
>>719763705
Theres a correlation between onlyfans simps and people who choose Rosalinde as their marriage option.
At least Melisandre genuinely likes you, Rosalinde is just a whore that wants to rule over your kingdom.
>extremely hyped for a new FFT
>Unicorn is hailed as it prerelease
>Buy it on release
>class locked characters
>hours long reiterated plot point cutscenes between battles
>finally get out of slog of custcenes
>"now run around this empty map and collect shinies!"
>combat is literally for babies
Possibly the worst SRPG ever made.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:19:38 AM
No.719764014
UO art and characters are so good, I'd kill for FE gameplay with UO visuals
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:19:40 AM
No.719764018
>>719763713
The Zenoiran armor is at least better than the ugly landsknecht armor
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:19:50 AM
No.719764024
>>719763602
it's not about girls its about marth and his shitter squad killing medeus and bulldozing through a few countries to do it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:20:33 AM
No.719764058
>>719764173
>>719761603
been playing 1 for the first time, fun game but the RNG is kind of nutty. My lancers have more accurate weapons and can't hit a tank 5 feet in front of them, but enemy lancers 2 shot one of scouts during the first desert mission.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:20:35 AM
No.719764059
>>719764257
>>719763962
Who the fuck told you UO was anything like FFT? They're either retarded or lied to you. It's Ogre Battle.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:20:50 AM
No.719764068
>>719764270
>>719764017
fuck you PCfags, get a system that actually plays games
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:20:59 AM
No.719764075
>>719763796
If they "like" the game they are trying to worm their way into influence to change the companies work culture. They usually choose 1 of the 2 main strategies.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:21:53 AM
No.719764129
>>719764257
>>719763962
did you misread Tactics Ogre into unicorn overlord somehow?
I wish UO was a second Grand Knights History instead of Ogre Battle.
>>719764058
Nutty RNG is a hallmark of Fire Emblem as well. At least people don't die when they are killed in VC. The missions can seem unfair at times tho. Moreso than FE imo
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:23:37 AM
No.719764213
>>719764017
The producer on Sega's side confirmed what people had suspected for years - George outright doesn't want his games there. The two theories going around for years have been either that Vanillaware use some proprietary animation technique he's paranoid is going to be reserve engineered or that he wants to keep his games out of China for some reason.
>>719764140
Grand Kingdom's as close as you're gonna get there.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:24:27 AM
No.719764256
>>719764413
>>719764173
>units don't die when killed
why even play
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:24:29 AM
No.719764257
>>719764059
>>719764129
either way it's SHIT
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:24:40 AM
No.719764270
>>719764535
>>719764068
mine does play UO better than tendie hardware can. it just sucked so I stopped playing it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:26:18 AM
No.719764346
>>719764737
>>719762786
>an evolution of Advance Wars
That's Battalion Wars.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:27:51 AM
No.719764413
>>719764606
>>719764256
The units can die, but you have to be mega retarded for that to happen since you get a good amount of time to call the medical evac for them.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:29:57 AM
No.719764508
>>719764140
be nice id GNH1 released outside of Japan at all.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:30:35 AM
No.719764535
>>719764907
>>719764270
no, i meant get a PS5 retard
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:31:39 AM
No.719764578
>>719763049
UVH
I FUCKING LOVE LOYALTY
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:32:11 AM
No.719764606
>>719764413
If Fire Emblem had Fina as a healer units would not die there either
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:34:59 AM
No.719764737
>>719762786
>>719764346
Battalion Wars took mainly from the original Advance Wars trilogyβs tone/aesthetic. VC would be more like if Battalion Wars took from AW: Days of Ruinβs tone instead.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:36:04 AM
No.719764778
>>719764895
>>719761276
Fire Emblem at least lets you actually choose your actions. UO plays itself.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:38:10 AM
No.719764886
>>719763049
I put this game down for a while and I know if I ever pick it back up I'll need to restart from the beginning since there's a fucking bibles worth of plot shit to remember.
>>719764778
>>>>>>>>choose you're actions
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:38:31 AM
No.719764907
>>719764535
kek why the fuck would I do that? UO emulated probably performs and looks better than ps5
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:38:45 AM
No.719764914
>>719764173
haven't gotten to any bullshit quite yet but I'm still pretty early
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:39:18 AM
No.719764938
>>719760646 (OP)
>flops and accomplishes nothing but the bankruptcy of vanillaware on your path
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:40:35 AM
No.719764989
>>719764895
Engage animations are so pretty. Hope they build on that in the next FE.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:42:40 AM
No.719765072
Anyone else dropped this after the colosseum? Trying to get as far as I could at that point of the game made me very overpowered.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:43:52 AM
No.719765127
>>719764981
That's every Vanillaware release
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:45:06 AM
No.719765171
>>719764895
>Neglect the dodge stat
>Get punished
Kek, luck issue
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:49:15 AM
No.719765346
>>719762574
It's fine. Gameplay wise one of VW's worse efforts. It has better gameplay than GrimGrimoire, but less charm. I haven't played 13 Sentinels, so I don't know how it ranks there.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:49:36 AM
No.719765363
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:52:34 AM
No.719765502
>>719765570
>>719760646 (OP)
One will keep being a series. This autobattler dogshit will never get a nother game.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:52:47 AM
No.719765513
>>719766583
>>719762471
Is there a point playing the ps5 version over the emulated switch version?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:52:55 AM
No.719765520
>>719764981
>flops
you under stand nothing they did the same thing with dragon crown and it's still good let's see what else they can slap across the face so you can bitch about it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:54:05 AM
No.719765570
>>719765502
>it's fine when other IP do auto battle
nigga who's holding a gun to your head yourself?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:58:17 AM
No.719765749
>>719766112
>>719760646 (OP)
PC fucking when? They won't let me give them my money.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:58:30 AM
No.719765761
>>719764895
kek, get fucked lucklet
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:04:43 AM
No.719766060
>>719764895
but he stood up at the end. hes fine
>>719765749
It's part of VW's genius strategy of avoiding piracy. Fortunately, I bought the game used, otherwise they might have had someone actually support them, which they don't seem to want.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:09:28 AM
No.719766284
>>719766112
>forcing people to pirate and emulate is a strategy to avoid piracy
naruhodo...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:10:29 AM
No.719766336
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:11:24 AM
No.719766378
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:12:02 AM
No.719766405
>>719766112
UO is pretty much perfect to emulate, so it isn't stopping piracy. You could always pretty much emulate most VW games, and even original Odin Sphere probably runs better emulated.
George is just an Japanese boomer artist that just has some bias preference towards consoles and isn't going to change.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:12:24 AM
No.719766427
>>719760646 (OP)
I genuinely wanna play this but I can't because PC
>>719766491
Then how did I play it on PC?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:15:18 AM
No.719766559
>>719766675
>>719766527
>emulator
i am too lazy to set it up
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:15:58 AM
No.719766583
>>719765513
PS5 version looks better since it's native 1080. That's it as far as I know. There isn't any content additions or removals from any version. I'd definteily not buy a PS5 solely for this, but if you have one I'd get it on that.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:16:01 AM
No.719766586
>>719769362
>>719763049
Based, best tactics game and warcrime simulator
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:17:45 AM
No.719766675
>>719768957
>>719766559
>little zoomie zoom could literally spend 30 minutes searching and reading and he'd be able to not only UO but any other Switch game
>but just too lazy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:18:32 AM
No.719766701
>>719760646 (OP)
Never played fire emblem but the characters in this look more interesting to me from a physical design standpoint. Just judging from the cover.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:19:14 AM
No.719766725
>>719766934
>>719760646 (OP)
Vanillaware games are getting worse and worse.
Why are they so terrified of gameplay these days? Every game they put out is now basically a barely interactive coming-of-age anime.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:20:09 AM
No.719766776
>>719761708
wtf they even stole the text boxes?
>>719761120
Jesus, I'm not reading all that crap. I just wanted to play video games.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:20:47 AM
No.719766802
>>719767206
When?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:22:05 AM
No.719766848
>>719766491
every Switch game ever runs and looks better on a PC
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:22:53 AM
No.719766886
>>719766787
As is usual with bloat, you can ignore most of the information provided since it matters little.
>>719764895
There shouldn't be crits in a fucking strategy game. RNG should never determine whether your unit lives or dies.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:23:17 AM
No.719766920
>>719766986
>>719766787
You'll be fine even just auto-equipping skills.
Sadly, the game was already easy and only made easier after release for some reason.
Apparently after demo they made the game even easier because people were struggling.
The enemies outside of colosseum never go above bronze or "Stage 1" gear.
Its really sad to see honestly.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:23:24 AM
No.719766927
>easy as hell and completely loses steam by the elf area
>soundtrack is mediocre
>cast is boring and story fucking blows
the game is gorgeous tho, I'll give it that, but its absolutely not better than most fire emblem games
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:23:30 AM
No.719766934
>>719766725
im guessing because its getting more expensive to make games so they play it safe. took like ten years to make this
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:24:28 AM
No.719766978
the besst fire emblem was that gay SMT crossover
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:24:39 AM
No.719766986
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:25:20 AM
No.719767020
>>719767315
>>719766904
>Too dumb to mitigate or plan around crits
Kek
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:25:53 AM
No.719767046
>>719767282
>>719761276
>threads that only consist of people talking about which girls they married and who makes their pp the hardest
This happens with literally every game with attractive characters after enough time passes. When the demo came out and when it released (or shortly before release when anon leaked it) there were constant 500 post threads talking about the actual game.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:26:15 AM
No.719767063
what if... ogre battle but sexy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:26:42 AM
No.719767089
>>719766904
Agreed. Positioning based guaranteed crits in Triangle Strategy were great
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:27:00 AM
No.719767097
>>719766904
sissy bitch, why are you letting the king unit tank any hit?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:29:22 AM
No.719767189
>>719767493
UO is the straight man's game. FE is for sissy trannies these days.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:29:41 AM
No.719767206
>>719766802
Been hoping since I was a freshman, I'm 28 now.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:29:46 AM
No.719767210
>>719760832
Most people buy games and don't play them. Normalfags are a fucking mystery to me.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:31:37 AM
No.719767281
>>719766904
Risk mitigation is part of advanced Fire Emblem play. Also lots of SRPGs have critical hits.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:31:41 AM
No.719767282
>>719767046
God, those sweater puppies always caught my eye. There any good art of her?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:32:41 AM
No.719767315
>>719767371
>>719766904
>>719767020
This happened to me in the DLC.
If the AI wants to end a run it can and will.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:33:18 AM
No.719767335
>>719767470
The only edges this game has is artstyle, which vanillaware doesnt score any points for because thats just what they do, and being able to marry elves
The moment a new FE adds elves with wigglers its fucking over for this game, although it already kind of is considering how memoryholed it is
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:34:09 AM
No.719767371
>>719767315
>Risking a 4% crit
Baka, that's not even low odds anymore
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:36:12 AM
No.719767469
>>719767697
>>719766904
If strategy games had no RNG, wouldnβt they just be a weird subgenre of puzzle games?
>>719767335
>The moment a new FE adds elves with wigglers its fucking over
FE has elves, they're just dragon elves.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:36:42 AM
No.719767493
>>719767189
UO is a fucking faggot game where you can have your 15 year old boy hero marry ugly old bastards and get his bussy bread.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:39:03 AM
No.719767606
>>719767753
>>719767470
dragons are evil so they donβt count
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:39:07 AM
No.719767612
>>719761120
>Gambits
I will now play your game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:40:30 AM
No.719767668
>>719769304
Xcom 2 still the best strategy game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:40:57 AM
No.719767697
>>719767469
No, and itβs a pointless line in the sand youβre trying to draw anyway
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:41:43 AM
No.719767725
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:42:12 AM
No.719767753
>>719767606
>implying elves are good
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:42:37 AM
No.719767768
https://files.catbox.moe/b9flqs.mp4
this is what FE trannies defend btw
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:43:18 AM
No.719767798
>>719767992
>>719767470
Tiny ears that cant wiggle dont count
I want a game with long elf ears that droop when they get sad
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:47:57 AM
No.719767992
>>719767798
a cultured individual
>>719760646 (OP)
>vanillaware constantly whining they're bordering bankruptcy with every game they make
>won't port old games to new systems
>won't put games on PC
No sympathy. I'd buy Odin Sphere, Muramasa, and Dragons Crown on PC day one. Easy money but I guess they don't want it badly enough.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:53:12 AM
No.719768218
>>719768364
>>719768003
>Won't port old games to new systems
Odin Sphere, Dragon's Crown, Grim Grimoire, and Muramasa all got ports / remasters, didn't they?
I don't know why /v/fags get so fucking jimmy rustled when it comes to VanillaWare.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:56:41 AM
No.719768364
>>719768003
The systems they choose are weird too. Like Muramasa's DLC is only on the Vita. I was going to buy 11 Sentinels but they cancelled the Vita port too.
>>719768218
No. And people are rustled simply because they want the company to find greater success lol. You might be young too so you probably don't realize this but Vanillaware is pretty much the absolute last Japanese company to bring their games to PC. And back when the trend of PC ports began, /v/ mainly just wanted MGR, Dark Souls, Valkyria Chronicles, and Vanillaware games ported to PC. The latter two because they didn't want those kinds of soulful projects to go extinct like many other Japanese studios.
For some insane reason they're still just avoiding PC and it's just hurting them.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:57:32 AM
No.719768403
>>719768676
>>719760646 (OP)
Why is it whenever I have a nearby unit perform an offensive assist my battling unit does WORSE?? WHAT THE SHIT
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:02:24 AM
No.719768676
>>719768831
>>719768403
Rerolledl RNG, someone missed, didnt hit a crit, targeted someone else if you borked 100% hp/max % hp tactics etc.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:05:59 AM
No.719768831
>>719768676
Man, it'd be fine if it was once in a while like 'okay, this group has healers, so they were able to heal the damage more efficiently' but it just seems to happen every single goddamn time.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:08:14 AM
No.719768931
>>719760646 (OP)
The only reason people like it is because they are comparing it with Engage. You can make anything good, even a game where you do nothing but grinding, when you compare it with Engage. If this came out closer to Three Houses, it would have been dead in the water.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:08:53 AM
No.719768957
>>719766675
why even bother it's just a video game im not some faggot neet with infinite time
>zoooooooooooom!!!1111!!!
not even a zoomer. rent free
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:11:03 AM
No.719769040
>>719760646 (OP)
No, but the plot was better and the dialogue and setting was S Tier. Great game, sorry it only got mid sales. Gaming is dying.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:12:56 AM
No.719769135
>>719769291
>>719761015
>>719761190
You guys know you can always handicap yourself if your bored?
Items broke it so I stopped using items.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:13:21 AM
No.719769152
>>719762012
Fates for modern FE, 7 or sacred stones for classic FE.
Three houses is one of the greatest games ever made, but it is a black sheep when compared with the rest of the franchise so donβt play it first.
>>719762087
Couldnβt have said it better myself.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:14:23 AM
No.719769208
>>719761708
Engage combat with UO everything else would have been RPG of the decade.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:16:13 AM
No.719769291
>>719769135
I should be engaging with the game, not disengaging.
Engage is very engaging ironically.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:16:26 AM
No.719769304
>>719769446
>>719767668
The fact you HAVE to Save scum your first playthrough ruined it for me.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:16:45 AM
No.719769315
>>719763097
VC2 couldβve beaten Three Houses to the punch by like almost a decade if it had romance options. Thatβs the whole reason VC sank as a whole really.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:17:45 AM
No.719769362
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:17:58 AM
No.719769365
I've just gotten to the Northern realm, I really need another game similar to UO now that it's half finished
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:18:00 AM
No.719769367
>>719769834
>>719762012
Path of Radiance is probably the best in-between for old FE and new FE, after that try 7 (Blazing Blade) if you want to go more old school, or Awakening if you want to go to something more modern.
3 Houses is technically beginner friendly but it uses a different skill and class system than what the other games do.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:19:42 AM
No.719769446
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:28:47 AM
No.719769834
>>719769367
I'd go with 7 first because the gba games got no feature bloat at all so you can just learn the basics of the game and those hold for every other FE game.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:30:12 AM
No.719769904
Taking Virginia's anal virginity
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:32:07 AM
No.719769981
>>719766527
Just download on fitgirl it includes an emulator
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:32:52 AM
No.719770014
>>719770342
>>719760646 (OP)
I like both Unicorn Overlord and the Fire Emblem franchise. I hope for more of each and other games of their ilk.
I just can't take /v/'s opinion on games seriously when they shit on UO gameplay and glaze FE in the same breath, especially games like Engage (i.e. Bonded Shield Emblem). It's genuinely a fake opinion, I don't know how else to account for it. I love FE to bits but I wonder if you fags even halfway understand how it works, because you always say this totally ridiculous shit about it.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:39:12 AM
No.719770291
>>719770442
>>719760646 (OP)
Games good but it and FE are completely different gameplay wise. Both have shit stories unfortunately. Modern nip devs can't write good stories.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:39:14 AM
No.719770292
>>719770351
Good bait lol bonded shield is far more cerebral than no brain activity UO
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:40:29 AM
No.719770342
>>719770014
>>719770020
This, same with Atlus and Square. In the meantime Gacha doubles in size and roblox gets another 10 million players.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:40:39 AM
No.719770351
>>719770292
Braindead shield. Pair up. Take a nap while the 30 units that the game spams at take their turns.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:40:55 AM
No.719770367
uohhhh engaygie ragie
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:42:14 AM
No.719770435
>>719770020
UO is a unit-builder game and Engage is an actual strategy game even with strong options like Bonded Shield
>>719770291
I thought it was good, not great but 8/10. Short of E33 name a new game with a better story?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:42:59 AM
No.719770479
>trade offer: I place 2 of my units adjacent to each other and pump them full of steroids
>you receive: DEATH
>I receive: 0 damage for the next 4 consecutive turns
mm cerebral, mmyes (for 4chan retards!)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:43:07 AM
No.719770484
>>719760646 (OP)
game looks and sounds nice and it has some cute girls, but ultimately the uninteresting story and low difficulty (even on TZ) prevent me from rating it any higher than a 7. even if i despise the direction that modern FE has taken in terms of tone and general character writing, games like engage still hold my attention with how it actually pushes you to use its tools. outside of curing blindness in albion and actually having to restructure squads in bastorias to make up for the sudden yet welcome difficulty spike, i was almost entirely running on autopilot which is a death sentence when it comes to my enjoyment of a game
How bonded shield trannies deal with engayge chapter 22
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:48:08 AM
No.719770702
>>719771382
>>719760910
>hey this game is cool cant wait to see how the gameplay evolves
>oh it doesnt
>and its 30 hours+?
The vanillaware experience
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:48:24 AM
No.719770715
>>719762159
It's not a game but a movie and a shitty one at that. Just like 13 sentinels. The only vanillaware game was the 2d platformer on Wii. End your life tranny
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:49:06 AM
No.719770742
>>719771810
>>719770020
>when they shit on UO gameplay and glaze FE in the same breath
Are you implying that UO has good gameplay or that FE has shit gameplay? Because both statements are straight up wrong.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:49:07 AM
No.719770743
>>719760690
I'm yet to play UO, but FE is GARBAGE and the coomerbait basically carries it.
There're a reason the franchise basically died and was brought back with strong VN influence because as a strategy game was and still is garbage.
I don't have high hopes of UO either though. From everything I've seen. It's just coomerbait as well and that's why I'm postponing playing it.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:50:11 AM
No.719770796
>>719770608
Ummm uhhhhh they're all filtered
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:54:39 AM
No.719771004
>>719770442
New game? That's tough I can't think of a game releases in the past year that had writing worth talking about outside of E33. In the last 5 years? The only game with a story I actually enjoyed is Fantasian. It wasn't amazing but it's a a modern jrpg wherein the journey held my attention and not in the wrong way.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:54:47 AM
No.719771009
>>719770442
>>719761003
If we're just talking last year Nine Sols was also pretty great
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:54:58 AM
No.719771016
FE not being strategical MFS when Engage and Conquest:
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:56:15 AM
No.719771062
Oh and keep saying bonded shield like you didn't read abut it online BC U got filtered on Hard
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:57:51 AM
No.719771135
>>719772196
thracia and NM are 100x more strategic than all nu-FE slop
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:02:53 AM
No.719771352
I didnt realize bonded shield was in the game until after I beat hard
I only use rings with big boobs
I deserve camilla milk btw
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:03:47 AM
No.719771382
>>719770702
The only exception to this is Dragon's Crown.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:04:06 AM
No.719771395
>>719771482
>nu mystery and shartcia
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:04:53 AM
No.719771434
>>719772258
I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK
I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK
I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK
>>719771395
nu mystery's a good one, but shartcia isn't even remotely close to how thracia is pronounced nor does it roll off the tongue well. try again
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:06:38 AM
No.719771495
All elves deserve to be cows
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:08:09 AM
No.719771563
>>719771889
>>719770608
Pair up Groidmary. Pair up a few other tanky units. Olwen Ring Mage. Just play it like a map in any other FE game. It's no where as difficult as FE6 or Fates
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:09:22 AM
No.719771610
>>719771482
Farcia (as in farce).
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:12:31 AM
No.719771751
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:13:27 AM
No.719771787
>>719760646 (OP)
This game was shit and all the hype it got is the ultimate proof that all retards care about is shallow romance systems.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:13:49 AM
No.719771810
>>719770742
I'm saying both games "suffer" from similar core issues, if you're being completely honest with yourself. FE gameplay tends to be hard-solvable/knowledge check heavy like many tactics games and, in some ways, "automated" much like UO gameplay - when played at a high level. /v/ is just fucking terrible at these games, so FE seems superficially more mystifying because its gamebreakers are less obvious and it has "punishing" features like permadeath by default (though even that's being done away with in recent games).
UO's sin is that it's lite on punishment and negative reinforcement - the consequences of failure or suboptimal play are not exacting enough. The issue isn't so much that the enemies are mere cannon fodder meant to act as almost performative obstacles before being promptly crushed underfoot, as is often supposed. I mean, FE enemies are gearless, sauceless shitters that you roll over with your juiced up paladin, too.
The issue is that UO doesn't punish you for bad play, which most clearly do based on the comments in these threads, preferring to "bump" the enemy to death. UO shouldn't have let you get away with this, but alas.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:15:47 AM
No.719771889
>>719771943
>>719771563
oh so now you trannies need that gacha ring huh
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:17:18 AM
No.719771943
>>719771889
>oh so you need to use an available game mechanic, huh?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:22:58 AM
No.719772184
>>719761190
I like the general idea that you build your army with small squads like in Disciples but the battle itself is just autobattler and it gives 0 fun.
>>719771135
Errrrrr no
And this is coming from someone who likes Thracia
You can just juggernaut
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:24:11 AM
No.719772224
>>719772856
>>719772196
just like in your favorite FE
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:25:06 AM
No.719772258
>>719771434
Paizuri until her tits go from brown to white
>>719772196
Engay is 90% juggernauting with extra steps. Fates is the game cheesing you in various ways because the devs couldn't fix the core issues that cause juggernauttjng
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:27:20 AM
No.719772338
RELEASE THE FUCKING DRAGON'S CROWN PORT/REMAKE/HD REMASTER, VANILLAWARE.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:27:45 AM
No.719772357
>>719772556
>>719772305
I know you suffer from brain damage but that game has hex rods and debuffs not like you played that game.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:28:51 AM
No.719772401
>>719772556
>>719772305
>Fates is the game cheesing you in various ways because the devs couldn't fix the core issues that cause juggernauttjng
are you fucking stupid
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:32:40 AM
No.719772556
>>719772597
>>719772357
>>719772401
>inevitable end
>ninjas
>poison
>counter
Yeah it's cheesy.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:34:00 AM
No.719772597
>>719772556
and you can still bruteforce through all of it lol
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:40:45 AM
No.719772856
>>719772962
>>719772224
Unfortunately even Engage suffers from this
Alear can break Maddening in half if you feed her lots of xp and get Pair Up from Corrin to prevent chain attacks (which are the only threat to a minmaxed Alear)
I think Conquest is the only game that can't be juggernauted
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:43:21 AM
No.719772962
>>719773032
>>719772856
Nah, Conquest can be solo'd too, like with Camilla
Even the bald retard cleared up to like chapter 25 with Ophelia solo before having to turn it down to Hard for the last few chapters, which I'd still consider juggernauting even if it isn't a true solo
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:44:34 AM
No.719773005
Ah yes that shartmilla tranny that admitted that he was using save states and looking for the pure water in fates :^)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:44:49 AM
No.719773017
Spin2win is just too good a combo, I got the Holy blade like 60% into the game and swept through the entirety of the rest of the game mostly just using 1 team, the game really needed more complex map objectives than just "traverse this path in an obtuse way to beat the boss"
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:45:10 AM
No.719773032
>>719772962
>Chapter 10 skipped
Kek, nice "solo"
Can Engage really be beaten no somniel maddening?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:51:24 AM
No.719773267
>>719773379
>>719773243
Excel already did.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:53:31 AM
No.719773357
>>719773414
>>719773243
Someone did it with no rings and promotions too but /feg/ is so terrible at vidya
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:54:16 AM
No.719773379
>>719773267
Ironman even
No somniel with time crystal allowed should be doable even for the average /v/tard
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:54:50 AM
No.719773398
What a wonderful thread where SRPGfags shit on FE and FE fans also shit on FE.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:55:19 AM
No.719773414
>>719773521
>>719773357
I like Engage challenge runs, but no rings seems like such a boring way to play the game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:57:24 AM
No.719773506
>starts the playthrough at Chapter 11
>lowers the difficulty to Hard for the last few maps
I solo'd Conquest Lunatic ;)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:57:43 AM
No.719773521
>>719773414
It's case where the question and result might be interesting, but willingly choosing to ignore core mechanics of a game isn't necessarily that fun in and of itself