Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:35:57 AM
No.719937625
>>719937594 (OP)
Yes, whether you like it or not.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:36:04 AM
No.719937630
Yeah why
>>719937594 (OP)
Probably. If Silksong is still getting threads that hit bump limit next week then maybe.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:38:38 AM
No.719937720
>>719937594 (OP)
Diana's game will win
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:39:19 AM
No.719937741
>>719937594 (OP)
almost certainly yes
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:40:06 AM
No.719937776
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:40:33 AM
No.719937801
>>719969475
>>719937594 (OP)
PAINT VERSO
PAINT
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Absolutely. What else has a chance? Nintendo never wins so Bananza doesn't have a shot and nobody seriously thinks the HK DLC will win.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:41:12 AM
No.719937826
>>719973204
>>719937594 (OP)
It has my vote. The only other good games to come out this year were KCD II and The Alters.
>>719937594 (OP)
hopefully not, the plot was fucking stupid
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:42:37 AM
No.719937890
slopsong has no chance
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:42:44 AM
No.719937896
>>719937882
your plot is fucking stupid
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:43:15 AM
No.719937919
>>719937982
Yeah, Silksong will win in the indie category
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:44:35 AM
No.719937973
>>719937594 (OP)
Since silksong was a disappointment it'll probably still win at the geoff keighley marketing awards
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:44:49 AM
No.719937982
>>719938041
>>719937919
>trans game will win the trans category
valid
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:46:11 AM
No.719938041
>>719937982
Mental issues and/or deficiency
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:46:47 AM
No.719938070
>>719937594 (OP)
It deserves it. Whether or not it will though...
>>719937594 (OP)
There's literally nothing else. I mean, what's the competition? Some metroidvania? Fortnite: Tarnished Edition? Whatever the fuck Nintendo's doing?
I haven't tried 'Chronos' or 'Hell is Us' yet, but I doubt they're the unadulterated kino that is Expedition 33.
p.s. 'Wuchang' is a great game, but come on ;dd
>>719937594 (OP)
Only on /v/. Recency bias is a bitch and Silkdong built up so much hype that #gamers will need to validate those years wasted waiting for a Hollow Knight DLC by proclaiming it the greatest game ever made, a least until the next big-budget soulslike releases.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:56:25 AM
No.719938551
>>719938341
>#gamers will need to validate
validate deez nuts
>>719937594 (OP)
>think this shit is astroturfed to hell and back
>play it
>it's pure fucking kino
no question
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:01:39 AM
No.719938779
>>719937817
Zelda BOTW won in 2017, but you're right in that Bananza doesn't have a shot even if it will probably be nominated.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:02:54 AM
No.719938831
>>719938702
first game i played where the spoiler is a misdirection.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:03:25 AM
No.719938860
>>719938085
>unadulterated kino that is Expedition 33.
p.s. 'Wuchang' is a great game,
E33 fans are such shit taste retards holy fuck
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:06:08 AM
No.719938974
>>719938923
E33 has toppled every other game this year and it's not even a debate. Seethe about it.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:07:31 AM
No.719939036
>>719938341
>Only on /v/.
It's Reddit's goty as well
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:08:27 AM
No.719939083
>>719937594 (OP)
It's goty already.
>>719937594 (OP)
>ugly art
>retarded plot
>boring characters
>terrible combat
>no exploration
Yup, it's NPC kino
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:10:37 AM
No.719939175
>>719939194
>>719937594 (OP)
The only games that have a chance are silksong and death stranding 2, and geoff doesn't like kojima
KCD2 might be a runner up too
or maybe sony will pay for another win with ghost of yotei
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:11:14 AM
No.719939194
>>719939339
>>719939175
>geoff doesn't like kojima
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:11:41 AM
No.719939215
>>719938923
>filtered by this non-stop kinoman
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:12:36 AM
No.719939258
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:12:56 AM
No.719939272
>>719939125
>beautiful art
>gripping plot
>entertaining characters
>fun combat
>tons of optional side areas with rewards to find
Yup, it's GOTY
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:13:51 AM
No.719939316
>>719963917
Fags who care about journo opinions should be executed
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:14:04 AM
No.719939320
>>719938923
I dropped all interest in wuchang after they censored their own game. Who the fuck drops a game then just makes all bosses walk away completely ruining the point of the story
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:14:25 AM
No.719939339
>>719946431
>>719939194
Not anymore. That muppet skit from a year or two ago that made fun of the idea of his friendship being one way made Geoff salty as shit and now he hates Kojima.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:14:27 AM
No.719939343
>>719939125
i've enjoy seeing the jeet script evolve in real time
>music discussion went from "ai" to "bad" to "just okay" to "good but the rest of the game is bad" to now being unmentioned, due to how unequivocally great the soundtrack is
>art went from "UE5 assets" to "AI" to "well it's bad!"
>Chinese astroturf
>Will I win my bribe with the canadian Imax inheritor's fake award show?
lol
lmao
The fact you think anyone cares at this point is hilarious
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:18:06 AM
No.719939513
>>719937817
>HK DLC
This is the dumbest angle yet. You are either lying out of your ass or youbuave never played a sequel
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:20:22 AM
No.719939624
>>719940090
>>719939447
>sir the chinese are doing the funding do not redeem this video game
Where's the astroturfing for the rest of these?
https://kepler-interactive.com/games
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:20:58 AM
No.719939653
>>719937594 (OP)
of course not, some nintendo or snoy slop will.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:22:22 AM
No.719939713
>>719938923
You won'tget it, you have to have a soul in order to understand Kino.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:28:40 AM
No.719939998
>>719937594 (OP)
would be the first time I actually agree with the choice if it does.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:30:30 AM
No.719940090
>>719939624
The fact anyone bothered to reply proves it's a chinese astroturf
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:33:15 AM
No.719940205
>>719937594 (OP)
midwits think this game is about grief
big brains know it's about the destruction of france via niggerfication
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:33:48 AM
No.719940229
>>719937594 (OP)
Nah, silksong got all the kiddie hype
>NOOOO STOP MAKING ME PLAY THE PIANO I ONLY SPENT ALL GAME WISHING I COULD AND TELLING YOU HOW MUCH I HATE PAINTING
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:34:30 AM
No.719940265
>>719940479
Sony will buy the win again with Death Stranding 2.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:35:52 AM
No.719940341
>>719940256
>NOOOO STOP MAKING ME WATCH YOU KILL YOURSELF I'M ONLY A COPY OF A PERSON WHO COMMITTED SUICIDE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE
Gameplay >>>>> I cried
Silksong deserves the win.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:37:32 AM
No.719940426
>>719937594 (OP)
Nope, E33 and Death Stranding 2 will split the pretentious artsy game vote and Silksong will win because the game awards loves to reward indie games in the absence of a clear AAA frontrunner.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:38:20 AM
No.719940479
>>719940265
No one who has actually played Death Stranding 2 thinks it's GOTY. Anti Sony zealots have made it a boogeyman in their heads. It's forgettable.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:42:54 AM
No.719940695
>>719952494
>>719940256
being stuck in a bastardization of one of your childhood scribbles with 3 layers of fan art that you've been trapped in for over a century and desperately want to just die. now imagine your retarded sister who is responsible for your death shows up and starts drawing her own deviant art tier slop on top of that and is unwavering in letting you have all this shit just end. You would be pretty fucking miserable too.
pic related
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:44:30 AM
No.719940775
>>719940382
I doubt I would enjoy silksongs gameplay more since HK was pretty mediocre to me
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:50:19 AM
No.719941051
>>719937594 (OP)
yes. GOTY is voted by journalists and team cherry pissed them off by not giving codes plus Silksong lacked any real surprises to kick it up a level beyond just a DLC. there are no other competitors left
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:54:25 AM
No.719941218
>>719937594 (OP)
Nothing else decent came out, so yes, they have easy goty.
E33 not winning when competition is this weak would be a fumble of decade.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:25:10 AM
No.719942578
>>719937594 (OP)
I like Silksong, but E33 absolutely deserves it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:31:51 AM
No.719942879
>>719943140
>>719937594 (OP)
probably but its truly obnoxious fanbase might hurt it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:38:02 AM
No.719943140
>>719942879
that never stopped astro bot last year
>>719938702
>>it's pure fucking kino
I thought so too until I beat it and thought about it for more than 5 minutes
The gameplay fucking sucks too
>t. digruntled anon who feel for the meme and realized the game was actually shit once the hype moments wore off
This game sucks. Turn on autoparry and every battle instantly becomes a joke
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:44:03 AM
No.719943376
>>719943279
Because the parry mechanic is stupidly broken and shit and invalidates every mechanic, and basically works on EVERY SINGLE enemy in the fuck game regardless of their gimmicks
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:48:58 AM
No.719943603
>>719938923
ching chong nip nong nong
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:06:15 AM
No.719944406
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:09:25 AM
No.719944560
>>719948714
>>719949571
>>719937594 (OP)
it already won waifu of the year
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:27:29 AM
No.719945342
>>719967501
>>719938923
what isn"t kino about E33? you do realize kino means "cinematic" zoomzoom faggot? E33 is inherently a kino game;
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:37:38 AM
No.719945794
>>719966435
why is escapism always framed as the bad option?
eva, matrix, all isekai powertrip fantasies, ff tactics, now e33, if I could create the perfect world, live in it with godlike powers and my creations are indistinguishable from real people why the fuck would I choose the 'real' world?
The only people who would are the ones with an already at least ok if not downright great life outside.
Being a god >>>>>>>>> being a crippled mute.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:42:52 AM
No.719946030
>>719937594 (OP)
Reminder that Lune is the canon romance.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:47:41 AM
No.719946248
>>719937594 (OP)
Lmao what is it's competition? A tranny bug game for redditors? E33 is a mature game with a fantastic story and soundtrack. Far more ambitious, far more memorable.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:48:53 AM
No.719946298
>>719946381
>french game
not playing
>>719937594 (OP)
GODDAMN DUDE! I LOVE MARVEL DC COMICS SO MUCH! OH MY WAIT EXPEDITION? WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRIENDO? OH I GOT A PING FROM REDDIT LETS CHECK IT OUT!!! HOLY ITS MY FRIEND HE BOUGHT ME AGAME! EXPEDITION 33 SINCLAIRE? I WANTED THIS EVER SINCE I SEEN THE TRAILER!!! DAMN IM GONNA PLAY IT! HOLY SMOKES FRIEND SAYS HERE ITS GOT A GREAT STORY. YOU MEAN YOU GET TO LIKE PAINT FALSE WORLDS AND ESCAPE REALITY BUT SOMEHOW ITS MIXED IN WITH OUR WORLD AND LIKE WATCHING CHARACTERS ARE SUFFERING AND HAVING FUN INSTEAD OF ME EXPERIENCING THE GAME? PLUS LIKE DID YOU GET IT WHITE PEOPLE ARE FOR THIS GAME THEY LOVE IT ITS A WHITE GAME EVEN THO ITS GOT DIVERSE FRANCE WITH BLACKS AND ASIANS (TOTALLY 1800S?? AUTHENTIIIIC!!) WOWZERS!!!! ITS INDIE TOO????? GOTTA SUPPORT THE INDIES MAN. (EVEN THOUGH THEY GOT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS HUNDREDS OF EMPLOYEES AND A BIG PUBLISHER AMAZING RIGHT??? INDIE INDIE INDIE!) MAELLE IS MY WIFE THE REDHAIRED BEAUTY ISNT SHE BEAUITUFL. AND THE MECHANICS! OH MY GOD DUDE REVOLUTIONAAARY! PARRYING IN A JRPG? RIGHT ON!!! I LOVE THAT SHIT! PRESS A BTTON WATCH THE FLASHY MOVES!!! JAPAN AINT GOT SHIT ON DEEZ!!! THE MUSIC I GOTTA TELL YOU THE MUSIC IS *MWAH* I LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOOOOVEE IT!!!1 I GOT IT PLAYING ON SPOTIFY 24/7 BLASTING IN MY ASSHOLE!!! HAHAHAHAHA! OH WOW THIS GAME IS GONNA WIN GOTY.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:50:36 AM
No.719946381
>>719946298
Have niggers really been destroying Europe? First America, now Europe. Are they just aiming to destroy any country that was predominantly white?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:51:38 AM
No.719946431
>>719939339
nice head-canon
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:51:39 AM
No.719946432
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:52:32 AM
No.719946469
>>719946354
Good for you bro, have fun with the game!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:54:17 AM
No.719946546
>>719946354
>literal shizozoid rambling
Hating E33 is "completely healthy", they said.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:56:31 AM
No.719946634
>>719949273
I had some wet eyes at best for only a couple of games a decade ago, 33 got me teary more than twice.
i'll miss you guys broke me like a youtube thumbnail
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:08:41 AM
No.719947147
>>719943279
there's an auto parry?
Oof. Journalist mode...
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:44:12 AM
No.719948714
>>719944560
she looks so fucking good with vintage hair
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:54:37 AM
No.719949165
>>719937594 (OP)
Ya, it mogged Silksong lol
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:57:07 AM
No.719949273
>>719946634
the game hits hard, especially if you have some deep seated trauma l0l
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:04:32 PM
No.719949571
>>719975381
>>719944560
Easily her cutest haircut besides short hair (white)
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:10:26 PM
No.719949814
>>719949838
>>719937594 (OP)
DKB is the GOAT
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:11:04 PM
No.719949838
>>719949886
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:12:14 PM
No.719949886
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:13:28 PM
No.719949932
DEE KAY
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:15:41 PM
No.719950029
>>719950056
>>719950640
>>719937594 (OP)
i heard the game was made with a bunch of premade assets. is that true? is it distracting?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:16:08 PM
No.719950056
>>719950029
it was made by 1 guy too
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:17:36 PM
No.719950118
>>719966569
>>719968636
>>719943253
The game felt really boring post paintress. The weird break transition from killing her to the renoir holocaust mist to roaming around to do mini games felt off. They should have given flight earlier and uses a different plot than of why you couldnt go back to lumiere other than Verso just being a dickhead again.
Then just the last portion in lumiere felt rushed.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:18:42 PM
No.719950169
>>719950419
>>719937594 (OP)
why does /v/ still pretend to care about gameplay?
Obviously, Silksong has much better gameplay than 4 niggas in a row garbage
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:24:45 PM
No.719950419
>>719950490
>>719950169
you lost, get over it lil buddy
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:26:40 PM
No.719950490
>>719950419
lost what lmao?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:30:21 PM
No.719950640
>>719950685
>>719950931
>>719937594 (OP)
As much as I like e33 there's no way it loses to asscreed. AC is a huge, recognizable IP from a big publisher and it sold a ton. It doesn't matter how shit the actual game is, what matters is how much money can the publisher throw at the judges.
>>719950029
The game features a bunch of stock Unreal Engine animations, most notably running, jumping, rolling, climbing on ledges. Those are the ones you will see the mist since your characters use them. There are also stock animations for cheering nd dancing used by side characters which you can miss entirely. You might recognize all of them if you've played indie Unreal games, but I can't say I was distracted by any if it.
There also probably are a bunch of 3D assets they got from UE store, the generic stuff like wheelbarrows, saws, ladders, hammers, garbage cans, benches, other random shit to fill out the world, none of it is of any relevance the. The actual interesting stuff they made themselves.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:31:30 PM
No.719950685
>>719950762
>>719950640
I meant "there is no way it wins over asscreed"
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:32:05 PM
No.719950715
>>719950818
>>719937594 (OP)
Unreal engine garbage. Call of duty probably outsold this game 10 to 1.. at least.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:32:56 PM
No.719950743
Yes, because it is
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:33:25 PM
No.719950762
>>719950685
do you really believe what you are currently writing?
there is not a single chance asscreed wins GOTY, hell it won't even be nominated
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:33:41 PM
No.719950773
>>719937594 (OP)
yes it will, and I will love it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:34:37 PM
No.719950818
>>719950858
>>719950715
Yeah McDonald sells better than Michelin stars restaurant. Guess which wins critic awards?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:35:40 PM
No.719950858
>>719950818
Critics are nothing special. Just a few idiot kids living off of nepotism who get to shit out a review out of their mouth every year.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:37:43 PM
No.719950931
>>719950961
>>719950640
Shadows has precisely 0 impact on anything, it was forgotten the day it released.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:38:33 PM
No.719950961
>>719951038
>>719968713
>>719950931
Same as e33. It was a shitty movie that nobody played or remembered
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:40:50 PM
No.719951038
>>719951093
>>719950961
E33 was a breakout hit with actual sales numbers, Shadows has "Player count" and may as well not have released.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:42:17 PM
No.719951093
>>719951123
>>719951151
>>719951038
So many people probably got so screwed buying E33. A lot of unassuming people bought it probably only to be disappointed when they got a no gameplay turn based boring game.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:42:50 PM
No.719951123
>>719951093
And even if you were completely correct, it still had an impact that Shadows could only dream of.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:43:39 PM
No.719951151
>>719951181
>>719951093
Why is it the best rated game of all time if these people were disappointed then?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:44:21 PM
No.719951181
>>719951220
>>719951151
Because most people dont leave reviews on stupid review sites that nobody pays attention to?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:44:42 PM
No.719951196
>>719951272
>>719946354
My word...son, who harmed you?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:45:20 PM
No.719951220
>>719951276
>>719951181
Why does it make a difference with other reviewed games then?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:46:22 PM
No.719951272
>>719951298
>>719951196
He was born indian, imagine how you must feel knowing this.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:46:25 PM
No.719951276
>>719951343
>>719951220
Because games like 2k and call of duty outsell these niche games over 10 to 1 every single year and theyre reviewed horribly. Yet theyre the most played and looked at games ever. Just because a game is highly rated doesnt make it good
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:46:49 PM
No.719951298
>>719951272
>He was born indian
So God, then.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:48:06 PM
No.719951343
>>719951386
>>719951276
Why did this niche game outsell Shadows then? A AAA game from a mega corporation with 15 studios around the world?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:49:13 PM
No.719951386
>>719951446
>>719951343
Because Assassins creed has been dying for a long time now. Its a dead franchise. Thats the only reason E33 beat it.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:49:26 PM
No.719951395
>>719951493
>>719968987
>>719937594 (OP)
>UE5 slop
>story is objectively retarded
It was gonna lose to Death Stranding 2 rumao.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:50:51 PM
No.719951446
>>719951521
>>719951386
OK let's compare with other RPGs then.
Why did it sell twice as much as Metaphor, a highly rated RPG from industry mega corporation Atlus?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:51:59 PM
No.719951493
>>719951535
>>719951395
I don't think Shillsong was made with UE5 xir.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:52:46 PM
No.719951521
>>719951601
>>719951641
>>719951446
Because once again, highly rated games dont always sell well or are actually popular. It just so happened that E33 had a lot of hype, artificial or not and people bought into it. Metaphor/Persona have probably never even sold well.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:52:59 PM
No.719951535
>>719951493
>doesn't have a real retort
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:54:47 PM
No.719951601
>>719951697
>>719951521
So E33 was both highly rated and sold many copies? So it's objectively good by either metric?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:55:39 PM
No.719951641
>>719951739
>>719951521
>probably
Do your research before talking out your ass cuck. I hate you niggers so much itβs unreal, blithely opinionating about shit you admit you donβt actually know about. Normalfag scum.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:56:43 PM
No.719951697
>>719951846
>>719951601
It didnt even sell that many copies.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:57:04 PM
No.719951710
>>719937594 (OP)
>will my parryslop still win fagGOTY?
e33 niggers are secondaries who don't play games or watch anything or read anything. they just spend all day on youtube reaction channels to feel like they're a part of some kind of community. tasteless friendless subhuman mutts.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:57:44 PM
No.719951739
>>719951641
They never performed well. Its a niche, unpopular, turn based boring game series. You have to be severely messed up or an oddball to like stuff like that. Creeps
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:58:38 PM
No.719951786
>>719951883
I hate how when any new game comes out it's nothing but a barrage of, "shill", "indian", "tranny", "zoomer", etc. Fucking annoying.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:59:52 PM
No.719951846
>>719952032
>>719951697
It sold more than 3M copies. Do you even know how much it is compared to the actual budget?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:00:08 PM
No.719951854
>>719937594 (OP)
There is absolutely no question whatsoever in my mind that E33 will win GotY from almost everyone. There really isn't another option here. It certainly occupies space in my brain now and I know it does for many, many other people too.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:00:41 PM
No.719951883
>>719951786
Baiting retards with shit opinions is the last refuge of a good portion of the board. I have no idea how many actual basement dwelling terminal autistics are on this board 24/7 but there are enough that you can pick them out of a crowd.
>>719951846
Every call of duty out of their entire run has sold at least 20m units probably.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:06:29 PM
No.719952160
>>719952234
>>719952032
Which pales in comparison to every Fifa/Madden/etc. Face it shootslopper, you kneel to sportschads, the true GOTY holders every year.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:07:23 PM
No.719952201
>>719952032
9213 people and contractors worked on the latest Call of Duty
412 people and contractors worked on Expedition 33
Have you ever heard of rentability, zoomzoom?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:08:10 PM
No.719952234
>>719952459
>>719952160
Thats not true at all. Theyre probably on par with Call of Duty every year. COD has been the best selling game for every year its come out except for RDR2 and Hogwarts. Even if sports games outsell it, the point still stands. Those are successes and E33 is not.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:09:59 PM
No.719952312
>>719937594 (OP)
considering I have no idea what game this is? I seriously doubt it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:10:10 PM
No.719952319
>>719973285
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:10:32 PM
No.719952328
>>719939447
>the chinks have invested on this great game that is Expedition 33
didn't know China was so based
it would even possibly win goty over gta 6
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:13:35 PM
No.719952459
>>719952540
>>719952234
Anon I know you're probably still in highschool and economics isn't taught to you, but goddamn man you have no concept of revenue versus profit.
>>719940695
c'mon, he fucked sciel though, pretty sure he had plenty of pussy in this life
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:14:55 PM
No.719952514
>>719952398
Nigger that's next year. And sure, unless Rockstar actually shit in their hands and clap it'll win every award because Rockstar games always do because they have billion dollar budgets.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:15:42 PM
No.719952540
>>719952605
>>719952459
It doesnt matter what is spent. Call of duty and sports games are what people actually play and are engaged with the most.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:17:21 PM
No.719952605
>>719952540
>money doesnt matter
retard
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:17:32 PM
No.719952616
>>719952673
I donβt know how people think Silksong can win Goty. Itβs HK but worse
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:18:13 PM
No.719952635
>>719952494
Verso is for Monoco
>>719952616
nobody thinks this at all.
the only possible competitor to CO is Death Stranding 2 and even this is very unlikely
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:19:29 PM
No.719952689
>>719952398
Depends if the GTA story is ass or not. E33 wins purely on story, voice acting and music.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:21:22 PM
No.719952764
>>719952673
Hollow yards actually believe that. If it loses Goty expect Reddit to cry how rigged it is
>>719952673
Didn't DS2 kind of flop? The first game sold fairly well and the second one has only sold a chunk over a million. That's a game that seems like it has a hefty budget behind it. They'll never elect a game that financially failed to GOTY.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:32:45 PM
No.719953273
>>719953348
>>719952932
Tlou2 had a 5.8 userscore on metacritic and managed to win it. It destroyed NDs reputation and undersold hard relative to the first one as well.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:34:43 PM
No.719953348
>>719953424
>>719953273
Yeah but it was still a financial success, selling similar to the previous entry. DS2 isn't reviled or anything, but it didn't garner the audience of the first and the budget is reportedly hovering around 100 million.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:35:55 PM
No.719953393
>>719937594 (OP)
that's not Donkey Kong Bananza
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:36:38 PM
No.719953424
>>719953521
>>719953348
It was not a financial success. There are literally pictures of thousands and thousands of copies rotting in game stores. Nobody bought it. Probably the most hated game of all time too. Still won it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:37:46 PM
No.719953476
>ctrl+f
>buy an
>0 results
v has fallen....
>>719953424
It sold over ten million units by 2022, it released at 4 million sales, it didn't flop. Sure, it probably killed faith in ND as a studio and the fallout from it killed it's own online multiplayer, but it made more than it's own money back, even assuming it had an extravagant budget.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:39:45 PM
No.719953573
>>719953731
>>719953521
It crawled to 10 million after 2 years meanwhile Days Gone with a quarter of the budget and Ghost of Tsushima as well sold the same as tlou2. That is a fucking failure by relative terms.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:43:35 PM
No.719953731
>>719953810
>>719953573
Sure, it dampened it's own lifetime sales, but there's a far leap from being less financially successful to actually failing to make back budget, which DS2 may be suffering.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:45:14 PM
No.719953810
>>719953974
>>719953731
Doesnt matter anyways though i guess. Kojimas still getting to make Physint, OD, maybe Death Stranding 3, etc despite making these flops. Makes you question whats going on at these companies
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:45:29 PM
No.719953819
>>719952932
>Didn't DS2 kind of flop?
No. It's a PS5 exclusive so obviously it didn't make a splash or notice but there's no word about flopping. Its release is very much a case of
>nothing noteworthy in particular happened
the most boring and dull kind of release
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:48:40 PM
No.719953974
>>719954028
>>719953810
Death Stranding 1 wasn't a flop. You need to better gage your metric for a flop.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:49:41 PM
No.719954028
>>719954187
>>719953974
Yeah, it only did that well because of MGS history and the sequel failed hard. As a whole, its a failure.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:50:23 PM
No.719954062
>>719937594 (OP)
i still can't tell if this is a gigachad edit or if its an actual frame from the game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:50:51 PM
No.719954094
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:51:47 PM
No.719954137
>>719937594 (OP)
Probably but its not like those awards really matter anyway
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:52:57 PM
No.719954187
>>719954028
>the sequel failed hard
>dude trust me
/v/ said the same shit about DS1
>>719937594 (OP)
I fucking hope so. Maybe not for the game itself, but I really want E33 to be final nail in the Ubisoft's coffin.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:54:44 PM
No.719954280
>>719954218
>I really want E33 to be final nail in the Ubisoft's coffin.
I didn't think that way but yeah, got another reason to root for E33 now lol
>>719954218
>I want this ubisoft quality game from ex-ubisoft employees to be the final nail in ubisoft's coffin
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:01:09 PM
No.719954618
>>719954515
Primary language sama, I am thankful for correcting this lowly ESL scrub.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:03:53 PM
No.719954732
>>719963682
>>719954515
>ubisoft quality game
Guillaume Broche was a manager, he never learned how to make games the ubisoft way though
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:20:41 PM
No.719955502
>>719958629
>>719955090
90% of their sales will come from people accidentally buying it thinking it's Outer Wilds 2
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:40:41 PM
No.719956494
>>719957776
>>719937594 (OP)
after silksong shit the bed its the best game of the year
i still cant believe how uninspired silksong is, put in 10 hours and feels like a DLC for most hardcore Hollow Knight players thats just way too hard
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:42:43 PM
No.719956592
>>719938085
I'm enjoying Hella Sus more than Expedition 33, but that's just down to taste and Expedition 33 is objectively a better game.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:04:17 PM
No.719957776
>>719960927
>>719956494
I know it's a sequel, but is it that underwhelming?
What QoL did they add or stuff that wasn't in the previous game? I tried the first and didn't really care for it, but I'm still curious considering (some) people disappointed with it.
>finally get around to doing the so called "super dungeons", having saved them for last
>on expert, did no grinding
>flying manor, endless tower, renoie drafts
>flying manor and clea have like 6 "are you sure maybe you should turn back, rhis is really toufh!" warnings
>stendhal go brrrr
>one-shot clea before she does anything
>ok well people say simon is the actual only real superboss
>a few "this is tough!" warnings
>SURELY the superboss can survive one stendhal
>nope
>oh phase 1, maybe this is the real deal
>oh look stendhal just casually drops 60 million on his face
>dead
I literally had to lookup videos of Clea and Simon (and Painted Love) just to even see what kind of moves and ahit rhey do. Fights were over in 10 seconds before they did anything.
Your superboss really should be balanced above max level to avoid this
>just gimp yourself, dont use any good builds or setups
i.e. dont do what the game is built for. its like saying just play FF7 with no materia
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:09:16 PM
No.719958130
>>719957912
LMAO I still haven't beaten Simon. I one shot his first phase and get him down two thirds on the second then he rinses me.
>>719957912
>Your superboss really should be balanced above max level to avoid this
the creator of the game (Guillaume Broche) said that it was intentional, he wanted his game to be broken like that, he's a big fan of FFX and the fact you can destroy that game with Yujimbo for example
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:16:02 PM
No.719958504
>>719958571
>>719958398
>he wanted his game to be broken like that,
Based. Breaking a game's difficulty apart with proper gameplay investment always feels good.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:16:22 PM
No.719958516
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:16:47 PM
No.719958541
>>719958765
>>719958398
I do like being able to break it, but its a little too easy to break. You should still have at the very least secret superbosses that account for your game.
Outside of Yojimbo FFX is not broken at all. the higher dmg cap is 99,999. You canr one shot any of the optional super bosses like the dark aeona ,penancez or even omega weapon
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:17:27 PM
No.719958571
>>719958504
same, I struggled during the story path (I didn't do any endgame) so I deserved a break and destroy everything after all
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:17:42 PM
No.719958586
>>719937594 (OP)
Most likely, yes
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:18:00 PM
No.719958606
>>719958756
>>719957912
They should limit the amount of equipable pictos to just 100 if you play on expert.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:18:24 PM
No.719958629
>>719958707
>>719955090
No lie, the background, positive trait, negative trait, skills, perks, and flaw systems look pretty cool.
>>719955502
Yeah, okay.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:19:45 PM
No.719958707
>>719958790
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:20:30 PM
No.719958756
>>719958902
>>719958606
I think you mean a maximum of 100 lumina points
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:20:43 PM
No.719958765
>>719959017
>>719958541
>its a little too easy to break
yeah I agree with that, but people enjoyed it, when they nerfed Stendhal by 40%, they got a shitstorm and there was a lot of cries on their twitter page, people seem to love this kind of shit lol
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:21:06 PM
No.719958790
>>719958707
Yeah, you're a retard.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:23:17 PM
No.719958902
>>719958756
Oh yea that one.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:25:13 PM
No.719959017
>>719959210
>>719958765
Ive been meaning to ask, I only started yhis game a few weeks ago after the patch that apparently nerfed it and yet I still buzzsawed through everything.
I just assumed it was even more ridiculous before patch, but the wording of your post seems to imply they went back?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:27:58 PM
No.719959183
I love Maelle so much bros
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:28:25 PM
No.719959210
>>719959958
>>719959017
no, it was more broken before, then they nerfed it, and people cried because of the nerf, they wanted stendhal to be the most broken shit ever I guess
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:42:43 PM
No.719959958
>>719967743
>>719959210
so they "nerfed" the tsar bomba into *just* a hydrogen bomb
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:44:06 PM
No.719960047
>>719960218
>>719937594 (OP)
Why wouldn't it? A sidescroller would never win GOTY on principle.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:47:02 PM
No.719960218
>>719960385
>>719960047
normally the westoid normies and journos would never give the time of day to jrpga, but because this one was made in the west and doesnt have japanese people they suddenly are accepting of it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:50:03 PM
No.719960385
>>719961650
>>719960218
>normally the westoid normies and journos would never give the time of day to jrpga
are you serious? FF7 is one of the most glazed video games of all time
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:52:21 PM
No.719960516
This game really shows how being cinematic and βmatureβ is all that really matters to most people. Itβs decent, but the gameplay isnβt some revelatory masterpiece and the balance is complete shit. And the story has shit pacing, with nothing going on in act 2 and a rushed act 3 that falls flat. And half the main cast doesnβt have anything to do for the whole game. Itβs got a unique world (that it then undercuts), good music, and decent presentation (lip flaps suck). Doesnβt deserve GotY, and all the assuredness that it does in posts about it is annoying. Though Imm sure it will win, cause journos are no more intelligent
>>719937882
meanwhile every other goty "contender" has no plot
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:58:08 PM
No.719960852
>>719961029
Silksong will
This one will get a pity award like best soundtrack or games for impact
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:59:26 PM
No.719960927
>>719961141
>>719957776
>What QoL did they add
none
you remember how much you hated running back 3 minutes to a boss fight? yeah, now you have to pay in game money to even unlock benches, that are too far away
and if you dont have money since you died? then FUCK YOU, off to a hour of slow money farm on random mobs
you still have to buy maps, cant have compass if you want any buffs on, and now they removed healing mechanic so you can die in 2-3 hits on every single boss
its literally just a much harder version of hollow knight
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:01:04 PM
No.719961029
>>719960852
Literally the opposite, Silksong will have the pity award
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:03:03 PM
No.719961141
>>719961993
>>719960927
This all sounds good. Guess it's just filtering shitters that have only played baby modern games their whole lives.
silksong>E33
sorry but this has no chance. silksong is simply the better game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:11:15 PM
No.719961650
>>719963571
>>719960385
you being mad about ff7 is proof of what im saying
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:16:49 PM
No.719961993
>>719961141
its filtering me, and i finished hollow knight, nine souls, ori, blasphemous, From souls slop games like elden ring and their clones like wuchang or lords of fallen of what ever
the problem i have is that you have no builds in this game, or dmg or health or healing upgrades, you alway die in 2-3 hits on bosses, and have to try again
there is no respecking, picking a diffrent weapon or what ever, just endless repetetive slog
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:19:35 PM
No.719962179
stay in your own threads indie game trannies
>>719957912
>>719957912
It takes a handful of Stendhals to down Simon in his second phase for me in expert and I have a well-grinded damage heavy Maelle build, 99% crits, several damage lumina, all stats in attack power etc. I can one shot his first phase if I add some buffs and get a lucky dice roll with the roulette lumina. If you are one-shotting him first try through the entire boss fight in expert with no grinding, you are 100% using a cheese build you read online, at which point you have no grounds to comment on the game's lack of difficulty. Everything is easy with exploits and walkthroughs.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:34:55 PM
No.719963134
>>719963331
>>719962656
i never looked up a cheese build. it simply isnt that hard when you sit and read what picto skills do.
doing renoie seafta last naturally put me around level 93 or 94 for maelle.
medalum level 33, starts in virtuoso. energy skills to she had 9 AP on first turn.
inverted balance, auto powerful, stronger powerful, glass canon, on deaths door, first strike, skills that adds 20% using an available ap point, etc. just equip every skill that raises attack power, including ones for burning, hkgher dmg for having shields, etc
lune starta, uses shots to apply burn and mark
sciel turn, uses skill to make next ally attack do double
maelle uses stendhal with all those skills and multipliers = did 58 million something dmg, one shotted both phases
only thing you could argue i didnt know myself was i found out that dead energy 2, fiest strike, and another skill have 10% dmg bonus as hidden stats not listed.
if you cant fathom someone reading skills and using them, perhaps get good?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:37:36 PM
No.719963331
>>719963134
>>719962656
and just for good measure, i didnt use roulette or i couldve rolled 116 mil
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:41:08 PM
No.719963571
>>719961650
I'm not mad at all wtf? I loved ff7
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:42:52 PM
No.719963682
>>719963759
>>719954732
He never learned how to make games at all. Just went into a room where people asked him how they could innovate on turn based games and went "uhhh idk. parries?" and called it a day. Now blacks who love the dopamine rush of red light green light parryslop, because thats the limit of what their black brains can handle, worship it as the best turn based game ever despite never having played another turn based game in their life.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:44:03 PM
No.719963759
>>719964261
>>719963682
>t. has no reflexes and got filtered by the game
kek
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:44:10 PM
No.719963767
It already won slop of the bicentennial
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:45:01 PM
No.719963829
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:46:33 PM
No.719963917
>>719939316
who do you think e33fags are? theyβre literally shilling a non game journoslop
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:47:39 PM
No.719963996
>>719961194
we arenβt talking about games weβre talking about oscarbait movies
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:51:39 PM
No.719964261
>>719964747
>>719963759
Beat simon says and clea with infinitely greater ease than monkeys like you. It's a piece of shit game, in two years the only niggers still left talking about it will speak about it in the way souls players talk about their bosses, because the game was made by retards who have no idea how to make turn based combat interesting, they just spent their dev time coming up with different parry timings. Not a single encounter on the critical path has any compelling turn based challenge. It's going to be a bioshock infinite, TLOU2 tier GOTY winner. made by and for retards who don't care about gaming.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:54:37 PM
No.719964442
>>719937594 (OP)
By a mile. It has no competition
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:59:01 PM
No.719964747
>>719965040
>>719964261
>hates the game
>but bothers to keep playing the game after finishing the story and went to beat the hardest boss on the end game
you weren't forced to do that, but you did, why?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:02:49 PM
No.719964987
>>719937594 (OP)
there is literally nothing out that can compete with it despite what the other faggots in denial say. it will sweep every category it gets nominated for.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:02:59 PM
No.719965001
>>719937594 (OP)
everytime i see someone post an image of this verso from maelles ending, i borderline cringe.
>hes le punished and in pain, but handsome and capablez like me!
screams 16 year old boy who doesnt understand the game or that particular ending at all
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:03:37 PM
No.719965040
>>719965890
>>719964747
It was my most anticipated game for the year and I hoped to see it improve. It didn't, and thanks to the fact that I don't have black DNA like you, I don't feel compelled to link my self-image to my media consumption. If I watch a bad film or show, I don't have to feel anxious like an insecure nigger who has to self-identify with everything he does when it comes to giving a fair assessment.
No. It's not popular enough to win the AAA slop popularity contest award.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:06:41 PM
No.719965228
>>719965073
conversely, enough people like geoff keighley are convinced its a scrappy little indie game of no name redditors who decided all of sudden "aw gee shucks us no experience nobodies, lets try making a game" ignoring the veterans thar makeup most of the team and the AAA level budget. that plus japan hating journos pushing the narrative "jrpg but actually good" retardation
i love it and it deserves goty, but itll get it for bad reasons
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:08:24 PM
No.719965343
>>719965523
>>719965073
It's incredibly popular, it's just that it's only popular among people that don't actually play games, fags like asmongold, tourists, the kinds of people that unironically watch film reaction channels on youtube, that whole crowd of secondaries. And the game awards are voted on by journos that fall precisely into that exact category. It'll do just fine.
>>719965343
>it's just that it's only popular among people that don't actually play games
Silksong twitch numbers are higher
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:13:06 PM
No.719965637
>>719965696
>>719965523
silksong is an actual game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:13:09 PM
No.719965642
>>719965789
why did this game get no fan art?
>>719965637
the lack of story doesn't make it more of a game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:14:32 PM
No.719965732
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:15:07 PM
No.719965771
>>719965696
yeah itβs the actual gameplay that does, e33s story is terrible anyway
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:15:26 PM
No.719965789
>>719965837
>>719965642
Its all porn. Thats a good thing.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:16:08 PM
No.719965837
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:16:13 PM
No.719965843
>silksong fans
>>719965523
okay? Silksong's player numbers dwarf slopspedition 33's too. the point is about the audience for e33 being primarily secondaries who don't touch games in general, and certainly not turn based games. are you ESL or something?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:17:00 PM
No.719965890
>>719966186
>>719965040
>Blacks out of NOWHERE
Obsessed retard with borderline Stockholm Syndrome
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:17:11 PM
No.719965906
the moviesloppers are getting upset again
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:17:47 PM
No.719965952
>>719966476
>Expedition 33
>Death Stranding 2
>DK Bonanza
>Ghost of Yotei
>HK Silksong
>Split Fiction
Here are your GOTY nominees
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:19:48 PM
No.719966071
>>719965847
nah thatβs just a cultist who thinks e33 is saving movieslop and western "gayming"
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:20:05 PM
No.719966101
>>719965696
E33 would've been infinitely better if it had no story instead of temu inception dogshit they trotted out like the retards they are. "hurry durr muh artists getting lost in their art to cope with pain" is very revolutionary and compelling until you realize it's an idea that's been done infinitely better by everything from mainstream video games to one of the biggest global blockbuster films from nearly 15 years ago. Also the bitch in the OP was butchered by the writers because they couldn't figure out a way to have her act in-character without ruining their desired, dogshit pacing for their slop game. Calling her well written is like saying Greta Gerwig's Barbie was a masterful character study. Retard.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:21:32 PM
No.719966186
>>719965890
>gets called out
>chimps out
carry on. we all know the moment those retard tranny negro journos give this slop GOTY, just like they did with TLOU2, will be the only moment with a feeling of success that you get to experience all year.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:22:09 PM
No.719966220
>>719966592
>>719965847
>the point is about the audience for e33 being primarily secondaries who don't touch games in general
That's simply a lie, but you are probably a retarded nigger basing your entire argument on youtube reactions. And no, having a narrative that people actually care about doesn't make it less of a game, neither does the fact that the gameplay isn't like your average actionslop game.
>>719940382
E33 gameplay is unironically more gamey and fun thank Silksong, and thats saying a lot more about how boring Silksong is than how good E33 might be considered.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:24:00 PM
No.719966339
>>719966490
Since I've learnt 99% of this game's haters are literal pajeets, I've been rooting for it intensely.
There is nothing more satisfactory than seeing indians seethe about a video game they cannot relate with. Feels good bro.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:25:02 PM
No.719966408
>>719945794
Its because most often than not escapism comes at the expense of others. On Maelle's case, her loved ones are at war and she is playing doll, keeping her brothers soul as the the demiurge in hellish torture painting for her while she doesn't heal her guilty and loss. If she just, you know, used escapism from time to time and helped her family on grieving instead of being a crack whore, it would be fine af
>>719965952
Honestly feel like if KCD2 had come out a week or two after parryslop 33, and the oblivion remake hadn't existed, not a single soul would be talking about this dogshit. The trannies would've been rushing to vavra's defence because culture war fags were attacking him. The journos that actually get to vote on Keighley's awards, people like Skillup who gave KCD2 his highest rating, would've been singing its praises to high heaven for how much of a "hardcore" RPG they felt it was and how massive its scale and systems were. It would've just taken up all the oxygen, and without muh "discourse" to get the non-gamer secondary types hooked on e33, that game would've fizzled. It's like the reverse of when Starfield's release date fucked it over with respect to BG3.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:26:14 PM
No.719966490
>>719967367
>>719966339
>t. their top trannyshill
xhes always on duty
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:27:12 PM
No.719966551
>>719966624
>>719937691
silksong is a piece of shit and in 2 weeks everyone will realize how garbage it is when all the artificial hype dies down
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:27:16 PM
No.719966558
>>719966435
zzzzzzzzzzz mmm sloppa
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:27:26 PM
No.719966569
>>719950118
It has flaws, many even, but no game if perfect and its still better than everything else released by a long shot. Hopefully they will fix the pacing and the last stretch on their next game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:27:41 PM
No.719966578
>>719966476
>kcd2
lmao
its always rich when people shitting on a game suggest some actual dogshit fucking lol
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:27:52 PM
No.719966592
>>719966717
>>719966220
>the gameplay isn't like your average actionslop game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:28:17 PM
No.719966624
>>719966551
itβs shit because itβs an actual game?
e33trannies everyone
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:29:23 PM
No.719966695
>>719967286
>>719966435
it was a shitty family to begin with
>>719966592
no country for old men is overrated as fuck
>>719937594 (OP)
This might be the most botted and shilled game on /v/ of all time. It deserves to win OST, potentially. It probably deserves to be nominated for best RPG and best Game. I am not sure whether it actually deserves to win those categories though.
Not like it matters one way or the other. /v/ is going to shitpost no matter what the outcome is, win or lose.
>>719966254
E33 fags really are just negroes that can only handle red light green light parryshit and nothing more.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:30:51 PM
No.719966781
asura's wrath and paper mario's gameplay AND story mog the FUCK out of slop33 and itβs not even funny
>>719966717
>no country for old men is overrated as fuck
Pretty much the shit taste I'd expect a parryslop 33 fag to have. Allergic to taste and allergic to kino. Addicted to slop.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:32:01 PM
No.719966840
If Shitendo's 7 year in development DLC didn't win GOTY, then team cherry & gal's 7 year in development shouldn't win GOTY either
Simple as
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:32:20 PM
No.719966862
>>719966961
>>719966734
>This might be the most botted and shilled game on /v/ of all time.
holy fucking kys zoomzoom
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:32:20 PM
No.719966864
>>719940382
>I cried
I didn't cried, but if I did cried, it would be due to how shit Act III is compared to the rest of the game.
>>719966827
you only like it because you think "ugly guy smart just like me"
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:32:42 PM
No.719966884
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:33:22 PM
No.719966923
>>719966827
they donβt even believe the shit theyβre spewing they just need to defend e33 no matter what
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:33:28 PM
No.719966929
>>719966734
the most shilled game award goes to silksong easily
Admit it. You would love to see a persons ethnicity, country, age, and gender on their posts.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:33:56 PM
No.719966961
>>719967192
>>719966862
I'm almost 40. I've been here longer than you have been alive, probably.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:34:29 PM
No.719966996
>>719966883
what are you even talking about?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:35:09 PM
No.719967031
>>719967164
>>719966827
>You will love (((((Cohen))))) movies because ((((((((Cohen))))))) make kino movie I swear! Just consoome!
kys Ransheet, not watching your subhuman slop
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:35:27 PM
No.719967050
>>719966960
Absolutely, yeah. Then newfags couldn't call me a zoomer or brown as a means to avoid the argument.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:36:02 PM
No.719967092
>>719966960
weβd unironically have a mass extinction of e33 sloppers
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:36:07 PM
No.719967096
>>719967407
>>719966749
>having a timing mechanic on a turn-based game is bad because... it just is.
and that's why I know it's GOTY, you guys simply cannot come up with any good reasons to hate the game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:37:03 PM
No.719967164
>>719967031
embarrassing
do e33sloppers really?
>>719966961
I've been here since 2009 nigger. Here games (at the very meast) twice more shilled than this game from the top of my head:
>MGSV
>Witcher 2
>Witcher 3
>Cyberpunk
>BOTW
>P5
>>719967192
Iβve been here since 2007 and youβre wrong
E33 is the most shilled slop of all time now fuck off newfaggot
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:39:07 PM
No.719967283
>>719966883
Idk what you're on about but you're exactly the kind of drooling retard that makes a pile of trash like E33 into his entire personality, so I've no doubt you'll continue to make yourself out to be an even bigger, more tasteless faggot the longer the thread goes on.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:39:13 PM
No.719967286
>>719967751
>>719966695
Why so? Only her mother is retarded and thats because she did what Maelle intends on doing. On the good ending you can see them being somewhat functional again.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:39:35 PM
No.719967307
>>719967824
>>719967276
You have zero board culture faggot now suck my cock
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:39:40 PM
No.719967312
>>719937594 (OP)
After finishing Silksong, I'm more confident than ever E33 will win.
>>719937594 (OP)
>will it still win GOTY?
I hope so, the game innovated and made JRPGfags seethe by incorporating action game elements to the turn based formula + a great story (subjective, I know) + it made game journalists and AAA industry seethe + Sandfall studio cinderella story and their first game ever.
I like Silksong but it's just Metroidvania #194 (not that I'm complaining, I wanted exactly that), DOOM TDA is the worst of the nuDOOM trilogy, Death Stranding 2 has all game journalists backing it up and all snoys "like" it because they have no games to play.
>>719966490
E33 is not woke though, the studio was labeled "racist" because it has only white people working in it lol
>>719967192
I've been here since 2006. All of those have genuine fanbases. BotW in particular is a Nintendo game, and P5 is so popular and revolutionary that E33's combat literally looks identical to it.
Meanwhile, I just found out that Lune, who is BY FAR the most popular E33 character, barely has more than 1 page worth of fanart in the boorus. It's just not naturally for the highest rated and most liked video game of all time to have zero fanart.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:40:50 PM
No.719967390
>>719966749
Like I sid, thats tells a lot more about silksong than E33. I won't argue you on E33 being good or bad, but no matter how you rate it, Silksong's gameplay is a lot worse.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:40:56 PM
No.719967398
>>719967825
>>719967330
>it made jrpgs fags and journos seethe
neither of these is true lol
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:41:02 PM
No.719967407
>>719967096
>timing mechanic
You can just say QTE. we know you love eating shit just own it.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:41:30 PM
No.719967426
>>719967874
>>719967368
>P5 is so popular and revolutionary that E33's combat literally looks identical to it.
yep, the creator of E33 is a big fan of Persona
>>719943253
The gameplay falls off once they stop introducing enemies and the balancing goes to shit.
Also the final bosses, Paintress, Renoir and Simon are really fucking annoying with their long windups followed by lighting speed multi-hits.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:42:36 PM
No.719967501
>>719945342
Why did Renoir paint his daughter as a gaping hole? Does he know what Gustave did?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:42:39 PM
No.719967505
>>719967825
>>719967330
>by incorporating action game elements to the turn based formula
all e33 fags sound exactly like the retards who said The Last of Us would revolutionize stealth gameplay when it came out. Just non gamers larping as game analysis video essayists.
I'm fairly sure that most of the hate E33 gets comes from tendies
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:44:58 PM
No.719967646
>>719969148
>>719967548
The thing that E33 cultists cannot understand is that saying the game is overrated is not hate, it's just a fact. You can like a game but also be able to say "this is not a 10/10 game"
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:45:50 PM
No.719967697
>>719967548
It's half tendies, half jeets. 3 E33 haters were "doxxed", everytime it was a pajeet, the only one that wasn't a jeet was Farquaad but he is still brown. You can't make this shit up kek
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:46:37 PM
No.719967743
>>719959958
Essentially. Buff stacking is nuts in this.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:46:48 PM
No.719967749
>>719967927
>>719967467
>keep playing through the parryslop
>not a single enemy that does anything interesting with the actual turn based elements
>sometimes you have to shoot an enemy to disable certain attacks or use maelle to render shields irrelevant
>but there's no turn based strategizing on the part of the enemies at all
>get to the part where verso pulls out a move that turns the screen black and white
>HOLY SHIT FINALLY A NEW MECHANIC
>MAYBE NOW IT'LL GET INTERESTING
>it's another fucking parry
10/10 revolutionary innovative design truly ex-ubisoft employees are the best of the best
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:46:54 PM
No.719967751
>>719968586
>>719967286
Imagine talking about this shit lmfao female behavior
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:47:55 PM
No.719967824
>>719967307
nah youβre just an e33tranny shill
>>719967367
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:47:56 PM
No.719967825
>>719968268
>>719967398
>Persona 5 did it first!
>Rachel Goldberg: Don't expect games like Expedition 33 anytime soon
Yeah sure jrpg fag, also look at this
>>719967505
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:48:08 PM
No.719967836
>>719967548
It would explain the huge seethe over E33's "QTEs" despite Tendie doing it completely uncriticized for about 30 years now
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:48:52 PM
No.719967874
>>719968070
>>719967368
>>719967426
>persona 5 is revolutionary
i havent played it yet, but it looks the same as persona 4 and 3. and probably the same as persona 1 and 2 and every SMT game.
i swear this board is full of zoomers who started gaming in 2016
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:49:51 PM
No.719967927
>>719967749
Maybe I enjoyed it because I approached it more like playing Sekiro than strategizing, I can see why a jrpg purist wouldn't like it, fair enough
>>719967367
Those are all libshit fags jews and women, the story is woman lit slop
>>719967874
>"I haven't played Persona 5"
>"i swear this board is full of zoomers who started gaming in 2016"
You're the one pretending to be an expert about games you've never played, zoomer. I already told you that I'm almost 40 and I've been here since 2006. Just look at the picture, you stupid mother fucker. You obviously can't read, but you can't even look at a picture either? Persona 5's menus and combat interface revolutionized JRPGs. Look at the fucking image, you retard.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:51:57 PM
No.719968072
>>719968117
>>719968007
say that again, niggerino?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:52:26 PM
No.719968104
>>719968195
>>719968007
how? Verso had a harem and shit, I see that game as the typical isekai where everyone love the MC main character lol
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:52:44 PM
No.719968117
>>719976375
>>719968072
>defending woman slop
KWAB
show pussy
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:53:59 PM
No.719968195
>>719968104
because youβre a brainlet brownoid nigger, itβs fucking woman litslop youβre just too fucking reatrded and brainrotted by anime to realize
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:54:16 PM
No.719968221
>>719968261
>>719968070
>Guys i'm almost 40 and I've been here since 2006 (oldfag). Did I ever mention I'm almost 40 and been here since 2006 (original fag even!)? Right because I'm almost 40 and I've been here since 2006 (based)
kys
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:54:58 PM
No.719968261
>>719968345
>>719968221
I hate you zoomers so much it's unreal.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:55:03 PM
No.719968268
>>719967825
How's your 3yo doing, niggE33r?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:55:47 PM
No.719968310
WHERE IS THE DLC??
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:56:13 PM
No.719968330
Persona 5 is known for being piss easy on any difficult and that didn't stop people from calling it the greatest JRPG ever made.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:56:27 PM
No.719968345
>>719968486
>>719968261
I'm 34, nigger. Nigger. N.i.g.g.e.r.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:56:52 PM
No.719968380
>>719968486
>>719968070
a 40 year old wirh schizophrenia and tourettes apparently. you assume im one of the people in that chain of comments. im not.
no, not having played a game doesnt invalidate or contradict my assertion.
no, saying it "looks like" something isnr claiming to be an expert on it, its invitinf someone to tell me whats different about it from the others listed.
the rest of your post is angry schizo rambling. youre proof age doesnt always bring intelligence or wisdom
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:58:12 PM
No.719968463
>>719968621
>>719937594 (OP)
Nah silksong got the bigger numbers
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:58:40 PM
No.719968486
>>719968345
You do not act like it. You act like a zoomer. You can't even read *or* look at a picture.
>>719968380
I accept your concession. Neither one of you can read *or* look at a picture. I made it so easy for you, and neither one of you could do it. Very sad.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:58:42 PM
No.719968492
>>719967467
Imagine getting filtered by fucking Paintress and Renoir kek
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:00:01 PM
No.719968571
>>719938923
EHHHHHHHHHH? CHOTTO MATTE ANON-KUN
YOURE BEING TOO OBVIOUS
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:00:15 PM
No.719968586
>>719968817
>>719967751
Nice try but trannies don't know how to gaslight. Pushing your problems on someone else if the female behavior. Owning up to it is how men do it, but I guess you wouldn't know
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:00:41 PM
No.719968621
>>719968743
>>719968463
if they give the GOTY title to the game that has the biggest numbers it would be boring as fuck desu
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:00:55 PM
No.719968636
>>719950118
luckily I had friends to tell me to just do the main characters side quests only in act 3 before lumiere for the best experience. it feels like thats the way to go anyways since you get a bunch of shit in lumiere for post game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:01:22 PM
No.719968660
>>719968942
>if you dont agree wirh me youre a dumb minority
Intellectual discussion all around.
I will say, even if you dont like e33, youre free to have your own opinion and theres nothing wrong with having an opinion. But unlike others who share that same opinion as you, YOU are an immature child for wanting to come into a discussion about something you dont like ro shit on it then getting upset when people tell you to fuck off.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:02:02 PM
No.719968713
>>719950961
we've had multiple discussion threads about e33 just this weak where as I dont think anyone talked about asscreed outside its botched marketing
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:02:25 PM
No.719968739
E33 is the Ulysses of video games.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:02:27 PM
No.719968743
>>719968621
boring as fuck like playing e33?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:03:29 PM
No.719968817
>>719968586
>no u
Youβre the one discussing this femgroid shit gay nigger
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:03:39 PM
No.719968829
>>719969147
>slop, brown, i accept your confession
real genius here folks lmao
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:05:10 PM
No.719968942
>>719969201
>>719968660
>if you dont agree wirh me youre a dumb minority
Curious. The primary defense that E33 shills use when attacking someone who doesn't think E33 is a 10/10 is that if you don't think E33 is a 10/10 then you're a dumb minority. Ctrl + f "jeet", for example. Yet when I read your post, you seem to be someone who would die to defend E33's 10/10 status. Curious indeed. Looks like we have another case of the no u's on our hands.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:05:42 PM
No.719968987
>>719951395
Normals love ue5
>objectively
Never mind. kill yourself
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:05:45 PM
No.719968989
>>719966476
Kcd2 is worse than the first one though
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:07:44 PM
No.719969121
>>719969263
>>719967276
>noooo how can people like a game i don't?!! They must be shills!
>i have my finger on the pulse of gamers and i can never be wrong!
Thats you. Thats what you sound like
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:08:04 PM
No.719969146
>>719937594 (OP)
Naah, even GOTY organizers aren't that dumb to let a UE5 asset flip win over an actual pure soul game.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:08:04 PM
No.719969147
>>719968829
e33trannies arenβt the brightest
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:08:04 PM
No.719969148
>>719969616
>>719967646
a game having flaws doesnt make it overrated though. somethings overrated when its not as good as people say and in the context of games in 2025 it isnt overrated. now if it came out in the late 90s among other jrpgs of similar quality if it was getting the same amount of praise while others got ignored then you'd have a point.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:08:11 PM
No.719969158
>>719969616
>>719968070
>OH MY GOD YOU HAVENT PLAYED A NINTENDO GAME???? YOU ARE NOT A GAMER!
You fags really can't see your own delusions
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:08:57 PM
No.719969201
>>719969616
>>719968942
Yes that part of my post is criticizing people on any side of the argumenr acting like that. The point of coming into a thread about something you dont like is a different. A post with 2 different points, revolutionary idea I know
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:09:17 PM
No.719969223
What does some retard's status of posting on 4chan since 2006 have to do with expedition33 being a good game?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:09:47 PM
No.719969263
>>719969896
>>719969121
ok but why are you seething?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:10:31 PM
No.719969323
uh oh tranny pajeet melty
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:11:39 PM
No.719969418
>>719969627
>>719966749
>Niohtard
What fucking strain of toxoplasmosis is responsible for this game's defenders
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:12:28 PM
No.719969475
>>719969624
>>719937594 (OP)
>>719937801
BASADO. TOTAL. VERSHIT. SUFFERING.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:14:25 PM
No.719969616
>>719969148
>a game having flaws doesnt make it overrated though.
Correct, I agree.
>somethings overrated when its not as good as people say
Correct, I agree. E33 fits this definition. It's a good game, but it's not as good as the shills insist that it is.
>in the context of games in 2025 it isnt overrated
That's not how media works. Media isn't graded on a curve like this. You can't say "well, every game that comes out in 2025 is a 5/10, and that makes the 7/10 E33 a 10/10" because you can still play old games. It actually becomes easier to play older games the older they are.
>>719969158
You're being retarded on purpose right? I didn't even know Persona 5 was on Switch until just now. The last Nintendo console I owned was a Wii. I hate Nintendo.
>>719969201
>A post with 2 different points, revolutionary idea I know
As long as you realize that your greentext is used primarily (perhaps solely) by the defenders of E33, then we agree.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:14:32 PM
No.719969624
>>719972271
>>719969475
genuinely the most boring, childish, and downright stupid interpretation of the story
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:14:34 PM
No.719969627
>>719969418
>toxoplasmosis
e33sisters⦠I feel attacked
oh so the people having a meltdown all over the thread is actually just 1 guy lol
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:16:28 PM
No.719969767
>>719969701
It's the metaslop shill faggot, he's been in these threads for 2 months straight lmao
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:16:44 PM
No.719969789
>>719969983
>>719967368
only the main combat hud. and only because it has an aim mechanic.
it also has FFXs turn order
Legend of dragoons attack inputs
Mario rpgs evade a parries
its like a love letter to a bunch of jrpgs which is why its as good as it is. I feel like its different characters needing their own conditions to pull off moves is also pretty fresh(if there's a game that does it I'm sorry I dont know it). the closest comparison I can think of is grandia 2 but thats kinda more based on timing specific attacks to counter the enemies turn order.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:17:02 PM
No.719969803
>>719969902
tarkov sweep
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:17:55 PM
No.719969867
>>719969701
the e33slopper shill xhes been having a meltdown everyday because slop33 is for trannies
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:18:22 PM
No.719969896
>>719969972
>>719969263
Im not the 1 impotently raging about a good game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:18:24 PM
No.719969902
>>719969803
>no seamless map integration
nah
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:19:03 PM
No.719969954
>>719937594 (OP)
Silksong is too hard for the journalists voting
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:19:28 PM
No.719969972
>>719969896
nah youβre just defending a shitty one for trannies made by french jews LMFAO
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:19:36 PM
No.719969983
>>719970397
>>719969789
>only the main combat hud. and only because it has an aim mechanic.
Uhh... no. The entire combat UI is literally just Persona 5, all the way down to the shoot mechanic.
Either way, the guy I was replying to says that Persona 5 is more shilled than E33. My argument is that Persona 5 is genuinely huge. It has fans everywhere, it has endless fanart, it has has a million gacha game crossovers, and E33 itself has taken massive inspiration from Persona 5, to the point that when looking at E33's battle screen, it looks identical to Persona 5.
>>719937594 (OP)
Verso did nothing wrong.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:22:56 PM
No.719970182
>>719970020
correct. the only relevance he has to the plot is that he dies.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:26:28 PM
No.719970397
>>719969983
luckily e33 didnt rip off p5s 10 hour tutorial
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:28:07 PM
No.719970504
>>719971054
>>719970020
>Verso did nothing wrong.
he shouldn't have let Gustave die, Gustchad was my favorite character, that's why I choose the Maelle ending and now Verso will play the fucking piano until the end of time, feelsgoodman
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:28:23 PM
No.719970520
>>719970020
I mean he's a liar and a thief and a coward, but sure. He did nothing wrong
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:30:02 PM
No.719970643
>>719937691
nothing that is popular on this site is relevant elsewhere
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:31:25 PM
No.719970749
>>719937594 (OP)
Event that likes to suck Hollywood dick will give GOTT to the game with best gameplay or the one with best story and OST. Gee I wonder.
>>719952494
he had to do something for mild entertainment while going for his main goal of an hero
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:35:00 PM
No.719971012
>>719971116
Renoir didnt have to kill my waifu so early
>>719970504
none of this shit would have even happened if it wasnt for maelle getting verso killed though
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:36:13 PM
No.719971116
>>719971012
Yeah, I wanted to see more of her
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:37:25 PM
No.719971197
>>719970779
we don't even know what mistake Maelle did to get in this situation in the first place, I wished I knew
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:38:30 PM
No.719971265
>>719952494
He's the masketa man after all.
>>719971054
we don't even know what mistake Maelle did to get in this situation in the first place, I wished I knew
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:42:15 PM
No.719971509
>>719971054
Should've just walked out of the room
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:42:22 PM
No.719971523
>>719973912
>>719966749
You're quick to the assumption that the supreme skill requirement for turn-based combat filters ordinary people when in actual fact they just don't like it. Heaven forbid they insert some action into a fucking VIDEO game because gameplay that consists entirely of menus is boring to the average person. People want action in games, that is and has been the entire point of video games since they have existed. If a game can be just as easily expressed as a text adventure which itself could be just as easily expressed as a book then it has no business being a game. There's also the fact that plenty of ordinary people do not enjoy or relate to Japanese aesthetics or idiosyncrasies because they don't watch anime which is another reason Expedition 33 might appeal to them where other turn-based games do not.
Feel free to go on believing you're some sort of genius though if that makes you feel better, and that the only reason Expedition 33 is highly rated is because your autistic nipslop has people filtered.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:45:05 PM
No.719971690
>>719967192
Add Palworld to that list. Palworld literally had the entire board flooded for several days straight, not just a handful of threads at any given time, but 3-4 threads on every single page all of the time with only a handful of replies each. People were making new threads where they would normally reply to existing ones.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:45:59 PM
No.719971757
>normies and kida get filtered by turn based rpgs, le excel jokes
something like rotk must give them night terrors lol
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:46:44 PM
No.719971801
>>719971897
>>719971304
It's fine that the game just gives blurry summaries of events leading up to events leading up to other events, so on and such. It's not unreasonably to give the player
>the young one fucked up and indirectly got the older, talented family-favorite killed
>why
>drama between two guilds
>>719971054
>>719971304
>>719971801
I'm just a minority and a retard who didn't understand the game according to the shills here (since I don't think this game is a 10/10), but the implied answer, in my opinion, is that Maelle is a "Writer" and she "Wrote" the fire into existence which killed Verso and scarred her. She is blamed for Verso's death because she did cause it. If you look in her room, there is nothing about painting at all, nothing about music either like Clea and Verso's rooms. All she has are books and typewriters, and Clea says something like "the Writers used [Maelle] against us". I don't know what broader narrative there is with the Writers and how they interact with the Painters or whether or not Musicians are also a thing (as Clea and Verso are both implied to at least dabble in being Musicians) and I don't know how many layers on Inception we are in during the events of Expedition 33, like is the "real world" actually a "Written" world and is still not the real world? But that's what Maelle did, probably.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:48:46 PM
No.719971929
>>719971992
>>719967367
also why turdskins have a hate boner for bg3. the sheer whiteness makes them psychotic.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:48:57 PM
No.719971946
>>719972065
I loved E33 and I'm currently enjoying Silksong.
Why do some people insist on only liking 1 thing at a time?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:49:39 PM
No.719971992
>>719972510
>>719971929
Is that the game where the devs seethed about players wanting to play "boring white men"?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:50:08 PM
No.719972026
>>719970779
His goal was omnicide. Playing the hero was simply his best option for making it happen. He opens up to E33 because at his core, he is an outgoing person who cares for his friends and family
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:50:16 PM
No.719972036
>>719937594 (OP)
It was never gonna win goty. Not at the game awards anyway. And not for any real reason either. It won't win goty simply because it's a JRPG, and those don't win goty at the game awards.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:50:40 PM
No.719972065
>>719972493
>>719971946
Brown people cling to consolewars and their offshoots because they having nothing else to root for in their lives.
Why did Renoir kill the expeditioners instead of just telling Lumiere what was up and convincing them to help
Why was allowing generations of enemies to throw themselves at the nevrons with the goal of taking down the paintress in his interest at all
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:53:37 PM
No.719972271
>>719969624
t. dev-worshipping verso subhuman
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:53:40 PM
No.719972276
>>719972419
Remember when /v/ relentlessly (and rightfully) mocked anyone who took video game awards seriously?
>>719972226
This is explained very thinly in one of the previous Expedition's journals. Something like Verso and Renoir did try to become friends with the Expeditioners and tell them the truth, but when the Expedition saw that Verso couldn't die, they thought they were the enemy or something and so they never tried that again. Something like that.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:55:12 PM
No.719972381
>>719972574
>>719971897
>I don't know how many layers on Inception we are in during the events of Expedition 33
Correct, Verso's tombstone is basically telling you that you can't be 100% confident that Verso's ending takes place in "the real world".
>maelle did the fire
I'm under the impression that books and paintings work the same way and offer people tools of escapism. I'd personally bet on a Romeo and Juliet situation with Alicia and a love interest put both guilds in a compromised spot which made the writers take the initiative of burning the Dessandre' manor
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:55:49 PM
No.719972419
>>719972276
/v/ is comprised primarily of shitposters who don't play video games, so much so that much of the people who do actually play video games are also caught up in the shitposting that is begun and fueld by the posters who do not play video games.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:56:37 PM
No.719972493
>>719972065
Unironically how you know sports fans and brand cultists are pathetic flounders. I'm glad for both games and I love trying to "choose" either because they both do a lot of things really well
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:56:55 PM
No.719972510
>>719971992
this was real. in your mind.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:57:51 PM
No.719972574
>>719975019
>>719972381
>I'm under the impression that books and paintings work the same way and offer people tools of escapism.
Okay, but we just said that we don't know how many layers of Inception we're in. If we're currently in Maelle/Alicia's Written world, then she could still have Written the fire into existence even going by your interpretation (and, generously, even the rules established by the game) that Writing is also used in the same way and follows the same rules as Painting.
>>719972226
i think youre confusing real renoir and fake renoir who have opposite goals.
The renoir who killed all the expedirioners is fake renoir who knows if paintress dies he and his painted family are erased by real renoir, so he wants to stop the expeditioners.
i guess you could wonder why he doesnt just waltz in lumiere and kill everyone but maybe he doesnt hate them and just kills the expeditions who are in their last year anyway.
real renoir would maybe want to support expeditions
from the lumiere peoples perspective i dont know why you would wait til last year of peoples life to permanently send them off. theres no rules against taking boats out to explore the world and coming back, other than not being as exciting storytelling
>>719972687
Why do the expeditioners have to want to kill the paintress
Why does Renoir want them to want to kill the paintress
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:01:32 PM
No.719972829
>>719972978
>>719972763
play the game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:01:56 PM
No.719972857
>>719973034
>>719971897
Maybe the reason she has writing powers IRL is because she herself comes from a higher reality where she wrote herself into this one as Alicia, just as she painted herself into the canvas and became Maelle.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:02:07 PM
No.719972865
>>719973286
>>719972338
That's really dumb for something the plot kinda hinges on
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:02:22 PM
No.719972890
>>719972978
>>719972763
>Why do the expeditioners have to want to kill the paintress
Because they think she's the one erasing humanity every year
>Why does Renoir want them to want to kill the paintress
To force his wife out of the painting
>>719972829
I did
I think you might be retarded
>>719972890
The painted Renoir explicitly wants to keep the paintress alive and safe, and you didn't answer why humanity has to want to kill the paintress, only why they want to
Learn to read faggot
>>719972857
Correct. We do not know how many layers of Inception "the real world" we are shown in E33 is behind.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:06:01 PM
No.719973136
>>719973342
>>719972978
>why humanity has to want to kill the paintress
They don't "have to." The game even explicitly says there are some people that worship her
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:06:08 PM
No.719973143
>>719972687
I think you missed the point of his question. He's asking why painted Renoir and the rest of his family don't just reveal the truth to the expeditioners that the real villain is the Curator and not the Paintress. Why just kill them outright instead of trying to get them on your side?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:06:12 PM
No.719973147
>>719973342
>>719972978
Maybe consider specifying Real Renoir or Painted Renoir next time, yeah? What's more is that Painted Renoir *doesn't* want the expeditions to kill the paintress. Your question is loaded non-sense. Fuck you
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:06:16 PM
No.719973151
>>719973342
>>719972978
>asks dumbass obvious question like why is darth vader bad
>calls others retard
some of you fags just say retard whenever youre mad, you dont have any mental processing power at all
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:07:03 PM
No.719973204
>>719937826
Dang dood you're actually cancer
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:08:00 PM
No.719973268
>>719960615
Yeah, they have gameplay instead.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:08:15 PM
No.719973285
>>719937882
>>719952319
bet you both thinking painting people are real
>>719972865
Yeah, that's part of why I think this game is not a 10/10. When you're playing this game and going through Act I, you're thinking "omg this game is a 10/10". Then you get to Act II and you're like "okay, I still have hope, this game is still good and the ending could be so good that it's still a 10/10". But then you get to Act III and you're like "okay... so this game is definitely not a 10/10, and not only that but a lot of Act II is also pointless, so the hope I had, in retrospect, is less good than I remember it being"
When you start examining the story, ignoring the fact that "it was all a dream" is a horrible trope, there are other things that just don't make a lot of sense. Like, another thing that is completely unnecessary and totally undoes a major key element that the entire plot hinges on is when Alicia/Maelle paints words on the Monolith. Okay... so if you *can* paint words on the Monolith, why didn't the Paintress do that? Why did she Paint numbers that no one can understand and that cause people to want to kill her? She could have written a message instead, which we now know is possible... but for """reasons""" she didn't do it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:08:50 PM
No.719973330
>>719973657
>>719960615
Is there even any gameplay at all in E33?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:09:08 PM
No.719973342
>>719973701
>>719973136
And yet
>>719973147
>What's more is that Painted Renoir *doesn't* want the expeditions to kill the paintress
And his solution is to make them want to do it harder and offering no alternative, kill yourself
>>719973151
If darth vader wanted the same thing as luke and leia, he would in fact be retarded if he didn't say that and kept antagonizing them instead
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:09:48 PM
No.719973382
>>719973495
>>719973286
Because she's going insane from being in the painting for too long, that's kind of the motivation for the entire plot
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:10:53 PM
No.719973456
>>719973034
This to me is the most interesting theory behind it. It would make sense for the painters' war against the writers to be a parallel of Lumiere's war against the painters
>>719973382
Nah man, I'm not buying that. She's sane enough to know the message she needs to write on the Monolith ("I have [this many] years of power left"), she's sane enough to know that she needs to write a lower number on the Monolith every year, she's sane enough to keep track very exactly of when that year is... but she's not sane enough to write a message like Maelle did? Nah. That's just bad writing.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:13:29 PM
No.719973623
>>719937594 (OP)
I really hope it doesn't, but midwit normie opinions are too strong.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:14:05 PM
No.719973657
>>719973330
clicking a button to read the next line of dialogue
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:14:35 PM
No.719973701
>>719974068
>>719973342
His alternative was letting people live out the rest of their lives. Clearly no one in Lumiere even knew about Painted Renoir, he wasn't some driving force that people were rallying to defeat. You also have Nevron's eating the world and its chroma. Don't forget the countdown timer that apparently no one is capable of stopping or even slowing. His only available action is to protect his family's peace
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:14:40 PM
No.719973712
>>719974656
>>719973286
Its not a 10/10 and thr story has issues and yes these of ideas of why they didnt team up on real renoir or why aline didnt paint more meaningful messages is juvenile and bad arguments for it. Its like complaining about the piece of wood Jack and Rose use in Titanic being big enough for both. The story is Jack dies, if it really matters (it doesnt), ok they reshoot with a smaller piece of wood. For exp33, ok throw in some lore reason why those things are possible.
Game has flaws but lets talk about real issues not dumb cinemasins tier shit
>>719973495
She's a painter. She wants things to be pretty. just saying "btw none of you guys are real people you're just some graffiti I put on my son's drawing because I'm going insane lol" is not the answer.
You faggots are your constant bitching that anything not strictly logical and 100% realistic means bad writing are insane. That's the point of most story telling, art, music, etc to make something bigger than life. I bet you watch a lot of slice of life anime about little girls eating bread. that's good writing. it makes sense. Wow, I saw a little girl eat toast, my life is like anime! That's what you sound like and I will break your fucking legs if I ever hear this retarded line of argument from you IRL. Wow, Snake should've just fucking died in that helicopter crash? It's bad writing that not only did he survive, he came back mostly unharmed and beat a bunch of ass? Unrealistic! That's just bad fucking writing Snake should've just died!!!!!
>>719973286
Honestly every act introduces interesting ideas, the execution just fails it at every turn
Verso brings lore and mystery teases to the table, but isn't quite a good enough character to replace Gustave
The painting stuff raises a lot of good questions, but most of them go unaddressed in favor of incredibly petty family drama, and the remainder is stuck in optional lore drops or postgame content limbo because I guess they couldn't figure out how to properly fit it into the story progression
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:15:18 PM
No.719973752
>>719972687
>i guess you could wonder why he doesnt just waltz in lumiere
because the paintress wouldnt want that, so he only kills the ones that are a direct threat to her
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:17:11 PM
No.719973886
>>719973732
this is why maelle is a hack. she doesnt paint she re-writes.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:17:28 PM
No.719973912
>>719971523
You're a niggE33r, so it makes sense that "action" amounts to red-light-green-light parry shit in your niggE33r eyes.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:18:54 PM
No.719974014
>>719973286
Lune is butchered and turned into a retard in order to keep the plates spinning. Which is fine because the people who love this game are retards themselves.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:19:36 PM
No.719974068
>>719974506
>>719973701
If Verso could help them beat the paintress, then he could have helped them beat the curator
And he didn't have to lie or avoid most of them like Verso did, so he could have helped the entire species work up better strategies and technology instead of just appearing to a few expeditions and hoping they can make it through
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:20:08 PM
No.719974107
>>719974498
>>719973749
verso being friends with esquie and monoco did the heavy lifting. I dont think any of the girls were close to as good as gustave either.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:20:12 PM
No.719974115
>>719973732
>You faggots are your constant bitching that anything not strictly logical and 100% realistic means bad writing are insane.
lol you are so upset
So look guy, if Maelle didn't write the message on the Monolith, this "plot hole" wouldn't even be a thing. Like, Maelle writing on the Monolith is completely superfluous and unnecessary, and yet it completely undoes a very key plotpoint that very premise of the entire narrative literally hinges upon.
I almost kinda feel like whoever wrote Act I is different than the person who wrote Acts II and III.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:20:25 PM
No.719974130
>muh painting is akshully muh trauma fantasy world
yeah Iβm thinking itβs slop
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:20:48 PM
No.719974158
>>719974582
>>719973749
>Honestly every act introduces interesting ideas, the execution just fails it at every turn
This. You can try to explain this to E33 tards but all they do is start hollering, like the troupe of mindless monkeys they are, about how you just hate everything post-Act 1 because you wanted gustave to live. You can tell them that you're fine with him dying but it just didn't work at all as it's presented and was a total narrative waste and they'll just keep chimping out regardless.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:22:34 PM
No.719974269
>>719953521
It was offered for $5 before the HBO series brought attention to the franchise again. People hated it and it sold like shit
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:22:56 PM
No.719974301
>>719974656
>>719973286
what if maelle is a writer and not a painter?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:23:27 PM
No.719974342
>>719974426
>>719937594 (OP)
Who cares what dorito pope's shill show says? None of those "journalists" actually play games.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:24:30 PM
No.719974426
>>719974342
e33shills really care for some strange reasonβ¦I wonder why
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:24:35 PM
No.719974435
>4 months later
>act III still filters brownies
poetry
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:25:26 PM
No.719974498
>>719974107
>>719973749
Gustave and Sophie are far better written, acted, and just better characters than Sciel, Monoco, Clea, Aline, and even Renoir and Verso.
Verso gets better as more becomes relevant, but then drops down again when its revealed hes just a fake. And his English voice actings, along with Esquie, is horrendous.
Even some of the Lumiere residents we meet at the beginning like Catherine, Lucien, etc have more personality than these people too.
The prologue with Soohie and Gustave is better handled and more impactful than anything with the Maury show family drama
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:25:30 PM
No.719974506
>>719974068
>painted renoir enlisting an army to stop the curator
Maybe? I think the big difference between P Renoir and P Verso there is P Verso was told to watch over Maelle/Alicia and knew he had a new painter on his side. If P Renoir couldn't help Aline beat R Renoir, I don't imagine having hundreds of NPC's from Lumiere would have helped. It was probably a bleak looking war board for P Renoir, where at least R Renoir knew he just had to persist and eventually win
This game's lack of fan art genuinely needs to be discussed. I'm not even shitposting anymore
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:26:31 PM
No.719974582
>>719974158
I think the funniest part to me is that Gustave's death was probably supposed to be thematically communicating the central thrust of the plot to you, by having you leave him behind and move on with something "better"
If anything, trading out the dictionary definition of Potential Man in favor of Verso just made me agree even more that Alicia would have a better life in the painting
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:27:28 PM
No.719974656
>>719973712
>Its not a 10/10 and thr story has issues
I'm glad we agree. It's rare that one of you can admit this.
>Game has flaws but lets talk about real issues not dumb cinemasins tier shit
I'm not. I've talked about many things. The "cinema sins tier shit" is not even my main gripe with the narrative of E33, it's just the one that is currently the topic of conversation because an anon asked about it. Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just relaying the narrative as told by the game itself.
>>719973749
>Honestly every act introduces interesting ideas, the execution just fails it at every turn
I dunno man, I think Act I is very well executed. I was quite surprised by how good I thought E33 was while going through Act I. Act II, I agree with you. Interesting ideas but poor execution. "The DM's unreliable narrator self insert character" could have been a lot better, but I didn't hate it. However, Act III lost me completely. I appreciate that there is slightly more than "it was a dream!" but I still don't think "it was a dream!" is a good trope. I expected better of this game than to pull that. There are interesting ideas that are introduced and left unexplored in "the real world" of Act III, but now I do not give a shit about anything that's happening and I feel duped.
>>719974301
I'm the one who introduced this theory to the thread.
See:
>>719971897
Note: I did not say I was the one who came up with the theory, I was just around and participated in some of the very early /v/ and /vg/ threads back when you could still talk about the game before the shills came in to tell everyone they're retarded and didn't understand the story.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:28:43 PM
No.719974768
>>719975318
>>719974534
characters are over designed and realistic shit is less fun to draw
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:29:00 PM
No.719974789
>>719974953
>early in dev, guatave and verso werw one character named noah
do you think this wouldve worked better
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:29:24 PM
No.719974819
>>719975019
>>719973286
You're brown and you never played this game.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:29:27 PM
No.719974824
>>719974534
A complete lack of fan art (barely more than 1 page of results for Lune, the most popular character) for a game that is this highly (and frequently) rated is indicative of inorganic activity.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:30:43 PM
No.719974920
>>719973495
This is quite easily explained by the fact that she's fighting with the equally powerful Curator. If he can limit how many people she saves each year, then it's not a stretch that he can also limit what she's able to express to them. She's already gone and Lumiere is nuked by the time Maelle is writing on there so he has no reason to care.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:31:05 PM
No.719974953
>>719974789
No. I didn't like it when Zelda assumed control of Petra in Windwaker and I would not care for watching likable, relatable Gustave suddenly start becoming the world's local perfection
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:32:08 PM
No.719975019
>>719975214
>>719974819
I'm white and I played the game.
Here are some of my other posts:
>>719971897
>>719972338
>>719972574
>>719973034
I'm also the only person I have ever seen talk about the Masonic symbolism in the game, and here is one of my first posts about it:
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/523104929/#q523148504
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:32:39 PM
No.719975059
ladies stop fighting nothing in this game was ever good
>>719973286
> When you're playing this game and going through Act I, you're thinking "omg this game is a 10/10"
Nah. You think: "it's a pretty solid 8/10 moviegame, I wish it had good gameplay".
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:34:17 PM
No.719975187
the jump animation, particularly at the beginning as suited gustave, is the most gay fairy shit ive ever seen
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:34:32 PM
No.719975209
>>719975652
>>719975112
>Nah. You think: "it's a pretty solid 8/10 moviegame, I wish it had good gameplay".
Nope. I actually liked the parryslop and I thought it was fun.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:34:36 PM
No.719975213
>>719974896
>>719974534
but there's tons you faggots wtf are you chizo
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:34:37 PM
No.719975214
>>719975312
>>719975019
>I'm not brown, I'm just schizophrenic!
Oh okay, lol.
a lot of "straight" men are total simps for Gustaf. why
>>719975112
>moviegame
>has clearly way more gameplay than cutscenes
>not a single walk-and-talk section in the entire game
>>719975214
You are the reason no one likes E33's "fanbase". Even people who like and want to talk about E33 dislike you.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:36:03 PM
No.719975318
>>719975416
>>719974896
>>719974768
>>719974534
Did it cross your mind that it's a new IP from a new studio that has been out for 4 months and therefore has much less fanarts than established franchises like FF or Persona that have been existing with multiple iterations for decades, retards?
It still has fair amount of art given how new it is if you quickly search for it on xitter.
Sometimes I wonder why I'm even replying to such retarded third world baits.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:36:52 PM
No.719975381
>>719949571
she looks like a dyke with short hair imho
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:37:17 PM
No.719975409
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:37:25 PM
No.719975416
>>719975668
>>719975318
>"fanart"
>15 images displayed
>3 of them aren't even fanart
Grim.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:37:39 PM
No.719975434
>>719975597
>>719975295
>parryslop
It's a fucking soulslike.
>>719975312
who fucking cares bitch
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:38:57 PM
No.719975513
>>719975689
>>719975312
Nigga you have archive links to your own posts ready and make Homestuck-tier theories. You're a schizo.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:39:59 PM
No.719975597
>>719975434
>goalpost moving
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:40:46 PM
No.719975652
>>719975720
>>719975209
You can implement parryslop better than that. Instead, they went with slo-mo attacks that slow down to full stop, giving no visual indication on when the attack actually comes through, having you rely on some internal clock alone, which is a chore. This is artificial difficulty that's sole purpose is to make enemies' attacks less intuitive and require you to grind the moveset longer. Just like elden ring with its delayed attacks.
This is simply bad game design.
>>719975295
> meanwhile, the gameplay:
> braindead spinal "press x at the right time"
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:40:56 PM
No.719975668
>>719976462
>>719975416
>it's a screenshot, therefore it displays the entirety of Expedition 33 fanarts and the notion of scrolling doesn't exist
That's why we say you literally are brown. Your brain works like one of a subhuman nigger.
If you didn't have breakfast this morning, how would you have felt?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:41:10 PM
No.719975689
>>719975513
>Nigga you have archive links to your own posts ready
...no, I searched "free mason clea" in the archives. Like I said, no one else has talked about the Masonic symbolism in E33 except for me, so it's very easy to find.
>and make Homestuck-tier theories
I played the game and I'm talking about the game. First I'm brown and I don't understand the game because I don't think it's a 10/10, and now I'm a schizo because I do understand the game. You're just a shitposter. Go away.
>>719975312
that faggot is in every thread calling anyone brown who doesnβt worship this trash
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:41:46 PM
No.719975720
>>719976052
>>719975652
there are video and audio cues for almost every attack. if parrying is too hard for you, then dodging is right there. you're just slow, old man.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:42:11 PM
No.719975751
before i broke the game, the hammer boss behind a paint spike in stone wave cliffs was the most annoying shit.
fucker would go 8 times in a row
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:42:12 PM
No.719975754
>>719978431
PARRY IT
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:42:47 PM
No.719975786
>>719975895
>>719975714
and you're on discord bitching about it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:43:00 PM
No.719975805
>>719975714
I know. The thing is, there are multiple of him. It's the narrative the paid shills were using, so the braindead zoomers adopted it as well. He just didn't notice that all the shills left a long time ago.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:44:23 PM
No.719975895
>>719975786
you didnβt call me brown or pajeet this time congrats schizonigger
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:45:40 PM
No.719975984
>>719976163
There are some real faggots who spend all day looking for people talking about things they don't like, just so they can go in there and start screaming about how they don't like this thing and it's objectively bad. then they go watch anime lol
>>719975720
> for almost every attack
> almost
The very first boss has a double spear attack that just slows down completely to the point of immobility before it hits you. No cue, visual or audial. You just have to count milliseconds.
That is shit game design, no discussion. There is no reason to do that, and you can make the game harder in a much better way. NG2 doesn't have no unintuitive delays or slo-mo, for example.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:47:07 PM
No.719976085
>>719976850
>still not using brown or pajeet
xhes scared
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:48:18 PM
No.719976163
>>719976205
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:48:36 PM
No.719976193
>>719976291
>>719976052
>if I struggle with anything then it's unfair and bad game design
Yep.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:48:45 PM
No.719976205
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:49:07 PM
No.719976225
>>719966717
now that everyone has milk it to death yea.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:49:12 PM
No.719976229
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:49:55 PM
No.719976280
>>719976052
here is some literal blind man parrying every attack of the first boss on expert lmao.
https://youtu.be/23feEfUTUx0?t=668
just get good nigger, there are audio cues for every attack.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:50:04 PM
No.719976291
>>719976323
>>719976193
> having no cues to some attacks is good game design
This is your brain on parryslop. Don't reply.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:50:35 PM
No.719976323
>>719976432
>>719976291
If only they had offered a journalist mode for you.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:51:22 PM
No.719976375
>>719968117
you don't wanna see "her" pussy. You'll smell it through the screen.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:52:14 PM
No.719976432
>>719976484
>>719976323
are you honestly going to pretend this glorified vn isnβt a play itself journo mode default "game"?
>>719975668
I don't think you're smart enough to comprehend what I was saying. You're still showing me images that aren't fanart, and you're ignoring the fact that the most popular character has barely 1 page of booru results. It's unnatural for the best reviewed game of all time with 20k metacritic reviews has no fanart. Like, there was just a shitpost here because apparently E33 surpassed Nier Automata as either the most or best reviewed game of all time. Think of how much 2B ass you've seen. I guarantee she had more than 1 page worth of booru results 4 months after the game came out. Please, just use your brain a tiny little bit.
>If you didn't have breakfast this morning, how would you have felt?
You pseudo intellectuals love using this as some sort of "gotcha". The first time I got asked this question by one of you (maybe even (You)) I had no idea why you'd be asking this question. I didn't know that it was a Reddit fedora question. My answer is that I don't eat breakfast, and I didn't eat breakfast, so I'd feel normal. The first guy who asked me that question then started going "LMAAOOOOOO AHAHAAHAHAAHA" and I literally could not understand it. So then I googled the question and found out that it's a highly updooted Reddit fedora question for pseudo intellectuals. That question is inapplicable to me. A better question to ask me specifically would be
>"if you *did* have breakfast this morning, how would you feel?"
You're not intelligent and you never will be if you keep letting other people think for you.
>>719976432
>it's too hard and unfair
>actually it's easy and basically a VN
just admit it you're bootyblasted and you're just making shit up to cry about
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:54:07 PM
No.719976584
>>719976719
game has a habit of suddenly talking about characters who you never meet and/or have no fucking clue who theyre talking about
like who the fuck is julie and why do i care
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:54:14 PM
No.719976587
>>719976462
@grok please make a 2 line summary of what this 40yo (based!) nigger is saying
>>719976462
>You're not intelligent and you never will be if you keep letting other people think for you.
Says the fag making up strange theories and forming opinions based on the community instead of just seeing for himself. Holy fuck you're retarded dude. I really don't understand why so many schizos cry about this game constantly. Not enough brown people maybe? Or is it because it made the corporate game devs look retarded in multiple ways?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:55:23 PM
No.719976683
>>719976484
>it's too hard and unfair
I never said that
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:55:48 PM
No.719976713
>>719976637
Or more likely, you're just being contrarian and your personality is just being mad at whatever's currently popular and well liked.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:55:55 PM
No.719976719
>>719976584
Verso's girlfriend he murdered. There's a couple journals you can find
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:56:58 PM
No.719976814
>>719976859
>Not enough brown people maybe
tragic relapse
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:57:30 PM
No.719976850
>>719976958
>>719976637
>making up strange theories and forming opinions based on the community instead of just seeing for himself
What? I'm thinking for myself, and I'm trying to explain things to you. I'm also the only person talking about this game at all in this thread. I don't understand why this makes you so upset.
>>719976085
He broke his streak. He's calling people brown again.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:57:34 PM
No.719976859
>>719976898
>>719976814
>crying about racism on 4chan
So these are the people angry about E33
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:58:12 PM
No.719976898
>>719976958
>>719976859
no one is crying about racism dumb nigger
>>719976898
>>719976850
You're just following trends. You're not even human. You are not an individual.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:00:23 PM
No.719977091
>>719977387
ill be honest i only half payed attention at a certain point. what was the deal eith clea and the nevrons?
my brain just heard oh they made some whatever justification for having enemies to fight then stopped caring
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:01:31 PM
No.719977174
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:01:42 PM
No.719977189
>>719976958
>You're just following trends.
Can you explain what you mean by this? I played E33 because I like JRPGs, if that's what you mean. I don't just sit on 4chan all day calling people brown like you do.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:03:11 PM
No.719977298
>>719937594 (OP)
Yotei wins, E33 and Silk split the homosexual vote ensuring neither win.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:04:10 PM
No.719977387
>>719977091
Real Clea forced Painted Clea to keep cranking out Nevrons in order to kill humans and stop their chroma from going to the Paintress. She's attempting to bleed the Paintress out of power
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:04:14 PM
No.719977394
>>719977490
was real verso an adult or a little boy
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:05:23 PM
No.719977490
>>719977394
An adult. He died at about 26 years old. The boy you see is how old Verso was when he originally painted the canvas
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:06:03 PM
No.719977539
>one screen areas with a far out camera and 1 item
....did they run out of money?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:09:02 PM
No.719977779
walking up the stairs in the cathedral looking place with eveques in flyinganor absolutely breaks the leg animation. legs bend the wrong way and become wet noodles
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:14:10 PM
No.719978156
>>719976484
It's not hard per se. My point is it doesn't respect your time, which you could've read in my posts before, but I guess you're too retarded.
Making some attacks counter-intuitive doesn't make it harder, but forces you to learn the patterns longer. This is shit game design.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:15:44 PM
No.719978259
>>719937594 (OP)
It was always very unlikely that a 2D indie game would win it.
And the little chance it had is melting away as the ratings are now falling.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:16:16 PM
No.719978295
maelle snuggles
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:18:06 PM
No.719978431
>>719975754
i think maelle owes me, her brother, babymaking sex.
ao im gonna grind out qeapons, lumina, and pictos to max
but you cant actively level up pictos, and some are still like level 1 even after soinf absolutley everything in the game. like, would you have to play the game 33 times just to get Dodger from level 1 to 33?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:20:06 PM
No.719978596
>>719978691
>>719978463
Most of the stuff ends up being like level 27 or higher by the end of your first playthrough if you truly did and got everything.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:21:34 PM
No.719978691
>>719978596
a lot of it is, but theres still a decent chuck leveled between like 1 and 11
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:22:12 PM
No.719978732
>>719976052
>>719976052
OK now you've just confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're filtered by the timing requirement. You have to parry the moment the attack makes contact with you, not a moment sooner or later. You ignore the wind-up, it's a red herring. It's not as if the animation time skips right from the wind-up to the contact, all the frames are there, and there are audio cues as well. I'm not saying it should be easy for everybody, but if you seriously cannot comprehend how these attacks could be dodged or parried based on those cues alone without memorizing the timing, then that does suggest you have a legitimate skill issue.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:22:54 PM
No.719978776
>>719975282
he's just the best character, that's all
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:24:45 PM
No.719978903
>>719979059
>>719978463
Most pictos can be acquired several different places in the game, so in a single playthrough you can level it up multiple times. They skip several levels so you only need to level it up 2-3 times to get it to 33. At the end of NG+1 you should have the vast majority of the pictos you actually want leveled to 33.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:25:30 PM
No.719978953
i was CONVINCED Sophie was coming back until act 3
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:26:58 PM
No.719979059
>>719978903
im aware. a big chunk are up there. i have all 193 pictos and did every fight, shop, etc. there is still some that dont come up multiple times and are all the way down in single digits. hence the Dodger example