>>719967467
>keep playing through the parryslop
>not a single enemy that does anything interesting with the actual turn based elements
>sometimes you have to shoot an enemy to disable certain attacks or use maelle to render shields irrelevant
>but there's no turn based strategizing on the part of the enemies at all
>get to the part where verso pulls out a move that turns the screen black and white
>HOLY SHIT FINALLY A NEW MECHANIC
>MAYBE NOW IT'LL GET INTERESTING
>it's another fucking parry
10/10 revolutionary innovative design truly ex-ubisoft employees are the best of the best

>>719688891
good stuff anon, now E33 fags who don't know shit about good games are going to spend the next several hours sperging about this

>>718797996
>parryslop 33's faggot devs went on a media tour to get jerked off by retarded jew faggots with no taste like jacob geller the moment the game came out
>a fucking 92 opencritic game is getting fifty "documentaries" from the kinda of tasteless youtubers who would worship bioshock infinite for being a legendary political treatise and a literary masterpiece
>all because it was made by some french jew faggot with muh 30 devs and a doggerino
>all over a game that looks like shit, with a story that's paced like shit, gameplay that has "innovation" that's less imaginative that adding lootboxes and is rife with unimaginative encounters that play less like turn based games and more like soulsborne shit

>team cherry doesn't give any early codes to reviewer jews
>don't give a fuck about anyone other than their backers, who deserve to play the game first
>is literally just two guys with one or two helpers who made the game not for vanity, not for GOTY, not to go on a faggoty press tour on youtube friend simulator channels, but because they enjoy making their game
>know they can get away with anything
>the fags that want constant social media updates to feel like their life has meaning are melting down because team cherry didn't care about any of that extraneous communal fake hype bullshit and instead just focused on the game
>makes every jew in journalism, on social media, and on trannyera melt down because they're not playing along with the faggot jew media circus
>they're gonna sell millions of copies and have more kids while journo jews and that french faggot gather at Keighley's TGAs to validate their insincere, forced, new-age access media circlejerk
words cannot describe how based these guys are

>>127446309
rdjvp

>>717239690
>y-y-you d-d-didn't ch-ch-change the filename
>*MY* GAME *WILL* DEFEAT YOU

>>715440464
>copy inception's plot but make the characters even more retarded
>hire ben starr to do his patented ben starr voice for the five hundredth time
>design the main quest encounters so none of the turn based elements matter, the game never pushes you to engage with them, because all the focus is on hitting the parry button when the whoosh sound happens
HOOOOOLY INNOVATIVE ART IS SAVED EAT YOUR HEART OUT TOLSTOY COPE AND SEETHE MICHELANGELO GAMES ARE ART

>>95966297
>That cover

>>76279148
>What's the pointing

>>40077203
>my BOYfriend is nonbinary
keep going anon I'm loving this