Thread 720564269

This is some of the best shitposting I've seen in like six years. These threads make me laugh every time. Dutchposting was the last good meme on this board, IMO

lel

This meme grew on me I must say

>OH SHIT IT'S KEKTOS!
>FUCKA YOU, KEKTOS!
>YOU GAYSTATION CHARACTERS NEVER LEARN

>>720564379
Dutchposting?

Godlike meme

>>720565573
>>720565552
>>720565420
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>>720564379
>>720564269 (OP)

>all these decades
>hes..juat a friend
Fuking ouch, he did it for nothing

If Kratos wants people to be BETTER MEN, why did he do it?

>>720564269 (OP)
Who's the equivalent of Atreus in the Mario universe? Bowser Jr? Don't forget the cutscene in mario sunshine where peach, bowser and their kid are all together in a hot tub

>>720564269 (OP)
Where do you think the koopalings came from?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
GIVE ME THE LIGHTNING ITEM AND MY LAP IS YOURS

>>720566087
He had to hold on and let it go

>Kills his own pantheon
>Runs to the norse one when he has to face the consequences
>Larps as a better man because "muh child " (never mind the people that died in grecce because of no gods)
Kek, what a bitch.

>>720565573
The shitposting en masse leading up to and after RDR2's release, it was amazing. Awkward Arthurposting was also great

>>720564269 (OP)
DO NOT MANSPREAD BOY.

WE MUST BE BETTER MEN

>>720566461
Oh that, damn i kinda miss that

>>720566460
>kills his own biological daughter
>runs to the norse to raise another man's son
No man will ever be better

>>720568062
Merry got him to think about it logically.
He was being a better man.

Why did this classic newgrounds parody turn into a meta joke about wokeness?

>>720565420
Always give memes time to cook

>>720564269 (OP)
Caved in and watched the video out of curiosity, legit one of the worst things I saw in my life

>>720568062
>raise another man's son
Is Atreus actually another man's son? I haven't played the games but everything I saw about it has Atreus be his biological son

NEVER ASK A WOMAN ABOUT HER PAST BOY...

>>720568458
There's a sweet spot where a meme can finally become funny right before it becomes an obsessive fixation for spergs, like what frogposting and wojaks became.

KWABtosbros.... KEKriobros... are we TRULY better men?

>>720568921
was this like the first video game parody these people ever saw? even the worst newgrounds parody animation was better than whatever this was trying to be. or was it mostly just watched by browns who thought the video would have peach's tits in it

>You should kill Zeus. He is a tyrant.
How is this different from Freya?

>>720564269 (OP)
WE MUST SIT IN THE CHAIR MARIO

Didn’t this game come out years ago?

>>720570898
/v/ is mostly browns. There was a breakfast thread recently and most posters revealed they ate indian food for breakfast.

>>720564379
Chris posting was also good, but he forgot Leon needs to become a better men

>>720570898
It was well done, and on youtube, so it gained a lot of traction
When it came out newgrounds was already dead

The guy also didnt bow down to youtube, when he was told to censor the thumbnail he did pic rel

>>720571172
Mario if he Swedish

>>720571051
>Didn’t this game come out years ago?
/v/ still makes loss threads and still complains about Dobson
This website is like a human zoo of 2010 internet

We need to become better men

>>720570898
Lmao, go and actual rewatch those classics. They are absolute dogshit

Why are the Kratos memes making a comeback lately? I'm not complaining, some of them are actually funny

>>720570660
>frogposting
I can understand wojaks since they tend to be spammed by schizoposters, but I always thought that the retards constantly screeching about frogposting are far worse and more insufferable than the people that actually post pepe. Like, picrel is something that people use when they don't have a better reaction pic for their posts. It's really not a big deal. I'd say you're far more of an autist for getting so triggered by it.

>>720569817
Atreus is Loki. Lokis father is the jotun Farbauti. Loki also canonically turns into a mare and gets impregnated by a stallion, which probably made Kratos really proud.

>>720571172
im happy they're doing their own original series now that is popular enough to get merch

>>720571172
>when he was told to censor the thumbnail he censored it
That's literally "bowing down" to youtube.

>>720564269 (OP)
>>720571000
>THE BETTER MAN WHO DESTROYED THE WORLD

>>720571132
>Chrisposting
good god, what a meme

>>720571341
>it's not evolution
>it's evolution
What? Women were also not historically seeking those traits in ANY time period.

>>720564269 (OP)
>N-no! It is her business! You big stinky meanie!

>>720571457
>Farbauti
Fartbooty*

>>720565573
TRUST THE PLAN, AUURTHUR
STOP THE SPREAD

>>720571734
Yes? Women were always attracted to murderers and criminals. Thats why they were oppressed. They would always submit to the invader military.
Nothing turns on a woman more than killing her family

>>720571868
I wonder if anyone has the American dad edit of Stan sitting with the homless dude that was selling him crack but instead of the crack head saying one last jobber it was edited to be Dutch.
I never saw that edit again but I think about it all the time. Wish I saved it.

>>720571836
I don't get how did vegeta get involved with this meme?

>>720571457
gow is shit but in the game kratos is his biological father
obviously the games make no attempt to follow the mythology, it's always just been a backdrop

>>720564269 (OP)
WHAT MY WIFE DOES IS HER OWN BUSINESS, ITALIAN MAN!!

>>720571389
That one still holds up, so does Trauma Center
Hell, I still quote
>CRYPTIC METAPHOR

Honestly it's hilarious in retrospective how the original games encourage the violence then they suddenly tone it down for nu GOW.
It's like seeing whitewashing in real time.

>>720572426
>Hell, I still quote
>CRYPTIC METAPHOR
Holy shit that's hilarious!!! Cryptic metaphor! LMAO! OMG I bet the discord call cracks up every time!

>>720572575
So cool, bro

>>720572246
As evidenced by Lokis pale skin, blue eyes and red brown hair. Surely that's a greek kid. Or his godlike powers which....oh wait jötnar have these powers too. Literally everything, from the lore to the visuals to the writing point to Kratos being a cuck.

>>720572661
I bet you know all the hilarious newgrounds quotes!

>>720572725
And you get your kicks showing off being underage on 4chan

>>720572856
I bet you post hilarious gmod gifts of Heavy making wacky faces too! LOL I gotta get you in my discord, I'm missing out on all these hilarious references!

>>720572675
What do you mean? They look the same

>>720572936
I mean, you are

>>720572675
he should be darker skinned since kratos (pre-ash) was pretty swarthy but i think that's just a symptom of the devs not playing the original games (nor giving a shit)
also, his mother faye was a jotunn so of course he has jotunn shit
not saying it's impossible but there's nothing in-game to imply kratos is not his father and i don't know what the point of that would be, beyond a ludicrous strawman "dad who stepped up"-positivity message

>>720572426
>I don’t get it
How do you reply in these situations?

>>720573028
LOL! Cryptic metaphor! I'm still dying! LOL! Cause it's a reference to that one video! That's hilarious!

ARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY WIFE IS YOURS

>>720571341
So patriarchy is communism?

>>720572950
Kratos is "pale" because of his families ashes on his body. Different hair and eye color than Loki too.

>>720570984
When a woman talks, don't ask questions. You listen and learn.

>>720573078
There's nothing to get, it's just something I remember when there's nonsense being spouted

>>720571341
When society stops giving men sex they start getting uppity and might kill a journalist or a politician.

>>720573136
Anon, you type like a cuck. I'm sorry to tell you this, but you unironically sound like someone who would watch his girlfriend getting fucked by another while posting about it online. You might be, in fact, a cuckold. You need to become a better man.

>>720571341
The world was better when we didn't listen to women

SIT IN THIS CHAIR BOY


NOOOO KRATOS-SAMA PREASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A BETTER MAN

>>720573271
THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A KEK!

>>720573271
I don't know if I can be as better as a guy who makes epic newgrounds references in discord calls, I mean you can't really compete with that kind of comedy. OMG I cracked up again LOL cryptic metaphor holy shit I'm dying!!!

>>720564379
FPBP

>>720571341
>patriarchy forces women to choose from men that are willing to work and stay with a woman long term and raise his kids instead of allowing women to choose mates from rapists and murderers (implying that they will even a choice of a mate if these people were allowed to do what they want, unimpeded)
>that's somehow a bad thing for society
????

Shitpost falls short because it's supposed to include "before we met". Mario had met Peach before Bowser came into the picture, which makes the implied cheating..cheating.

>>720573573
>hich makes the implied cheating..cheating
mario and peach confirmed just friends though

>>720573573
Mario is the better man we should all strive to be

>>720573650
So it's literally nothing then. Friends with (possibly) benefits can't fuck other people now?

>>720573073
>mythologically has a jotun father
>looks nothing like Kratos, didn't inherit a single trait
>Loki is adopted in mythology, just like Kratos adopted him
Be a better man and accept the truth

>>720573859
It doesn't matter and questioning it doesn't make you a better man.

He is his son, his true son.

We must be fatter men.

>>720565552
Suck my mushroom tiiiip
You fucking son of a biiiiitch

>>720573958
This, just because your son doesn't have your genes doesn't mean he isn't your real son. Be better

>>720574235
OMG! Someone send this to the guy who quotes cryptic metaphor, his discord calls are going to go nuts when he whips this one out!

>>720574304
What he does is his business, be a better man.

>>720573413
womens want to get fucked by rapist and murderers, what is it you don't understand ?

Is it okay to adopt if the parents are dead or will this make me look like a cuck? My aunt has cancer and asked me if I would adopt my 6 year old cousin.

>>720575086
is he black? raising a black kid is still peak cuck behavior even if he is related to you.

>>720575178
He is white but the father is a deadbeat who has stopped all contact.

>>720565573
It's when you make a post at a slight angle.

>>720570586
NEVER ASK A WOMAN HER CHROMOSOMES

>>720575086
If you want none of the perks and all of the downsides of taking care of someone's bastard, it's gonna be perfect

>>720568921
It's just edgy teenager newgrounds humor. It's greatly diminished because you're so familiar with it now. But try to see it through the eyes of a teen who is only used to seeing squeaky clean corporate mascots and you might remember why you laughed.

>>720573746
you're a retard

Use beard oil, eat red meat, and listen when a woman speaks. This is how you become a better man.

Step son, we must support indie devs

>>720576490
I just shave. Remember only insecure men will make fun of your underdeveloped chin.

>>720576589
women do it too and tend to avoid men like that.

>>720576589
Hiding a subpar chin isn't the only reason to grow a beard, but I can see why a beardlet would push that.

>>720576673
And we have to accept that and think nothing bad of those women. They have preferences and needs and we are too blame if we can't fulfill those.

>>720576232
I remember watching it 10 years ago and even then I thought it was obnoxious and tried too hard to be le edgy and violent. And I used to really like a lot of animations from Oney, Gonzossm or the guy that did Luigi's Day Out.

>>720576896
Well, I didn't necessarily mean this exact instance. Yeah, "Racist Mario" was always the tryhard version that came too late to really make an impact beyond Youtube algorithm kiddies.

>>720576860
there are women who are strangers to me and still get mad when I don't bend over backwards to do things for them. feminism was never about equality. it was always about men having less. there's a reason they don't support conscription for women.

>>720576692
Yes, it literally is. If you have a good looking jaw and chin then a beard is objectively a downgrade. Only insecure retards think otherwise kek.

>>720577067
>here's my extremely cherrypicked collage!
yeah lovely
If that helps you cope having a scraggly, uneven "beard" that's really just a few long hairs when you grow it out, so be it.

>>720576490
>eat red meat
Meat is murder, anon. Be a better man.

>>720577294
the beyond brand is what literally spawned that meme of the basedboys pointing backwards

>>720570984
bigger boobs

>>720577294
>Not considering plants people too
We simply must become better men

Be a better Bazz

>>720571172
Everyrhing this guy does, he does it in the douchiest way possible.

>>720564269 (OP)
So do you think Kratos should've told his norsewife that he fucked his own sister back in Greece?

>>720571341
I'm sick to death of anyone who touts "muh evolution, muh natural selection" as if it's inherently good just because it's natural. like, are you aspiring to be a monkey? or a man? we've moved on. we can keep moving on if people like that stopped holding us back just to alleviate the pain in their lizard brains

KRATOS!
IM COMING FOR YOUR WIFE, NIGGA!

>>720564269 (OP)
The onions boy

>yeah lovely
>If that helps you cope having a scraggly, uneven "beard" that's really just a few long hairs when you grow it out, so be it.

What I see commonly with both redditors and 4chaners is that there is a fundamental level of arrogance. I guess the truly humble don't ever post.

>>720571457
Kratos IS Farbauti, in the GOW-verse. The Jotunn prophecies and the Norns refer to him as Farbauti

>>720577745
He created Space King
What have (you) done?

>>720573413
despite being a woman talking, she is actually correct

modern society acceptable mate selection is dysgenic in that it selects domesticated men and not physically powerful or devious rapists

it is not truly modern thing however, the evolutionary pressure for 'peasants' began with the dawn of agriculture

we're hitting some sort of dysgenic curve thanks to "patriarchy" (civilization) that creates bugpeople and not enough psychopaths to mix things up, and it will mean that wild psychopath civilizations might eat us up

>>720564269 (OP)
FUCK-A YOU, KRATOS! I WILL NOT LET-A GO OF MY TOXIC-A MASCULINITY AND-A OUTDATED VALUES!!

>>720564379
same lol this shit is hilarious
you must be a really sad fuck to not find this funny

>>720573202
M-MASAKA! WAS KRATOS A BETTERMAN ALL ALONG?

>>720578138
>he created (thing you've never heard of), your face must really be red now, huh?

>>720573149
monogamy sort of is

>>720577760
evolutionary psychology is not science in any way

AREEEEEEEEEEEEES!
INCREASE THE TOTAL HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD,
AND MY BIKE IS YOURS!

FREYA-SAMA CAN TAKE MY WIFES CHILD WHENEVER SHE WANTS, BE A BETTER MAN!!!!!

>>720578148
psychopaths are ruling you and the pigs who shoot you fucking retard

>>720568256
The joke became ironic and folded upon itself, if you already find that kind of layered unhumor funny then you can probably just apply to a JC and pick up a humanity to further understand.

>>720578032
At least 4chan is more self aware. What I hate about redditors is that they constantly pretend to be morally just and more accepting of others, but they're also bitter hateful sociopaths with massive egos who rejoice in the suffering of the people that don't have the same views and opinions that they do.

My GF of two years, my soulmate, dumped me via 2 sentence text message telling me to never contact her again then ghosted, it wasn't until months later after trying to get ahold of her and finally texting her sister that she told me it's because I slept too much and didn't tell her I cared about her enough, that she was putting in more effort. Then she ghosted me again. Just days before she left me she told me she couldn't wait to marry me, we already had plans for me to put up $40,000 to single handedly pay for the down payment on a house and be moved in together in 6 months. Everything seemed routine and normal but apparently she was unhappy for months. That was 2 years ago now. My idea of love is completely dead, I feel like a complete cuck loser. If SHE fell out of love with me and had no desire to fix it then I'm a faggot. I never had sex or had a GF all through my teens and early 20s, I thought I had finally made it. I'm almost 26 and still living with my parents now. I don't want to say I'm suicidal but I genuinely don't see the point of life anymore, I'm just going through the motions and don't really have any desire to do anything anymore.

>>720575901
kek underrated reply

>>720571923
This

Asura lost

>>720571836
MY FUARKING HERO IS A BETTER MAN

>>720579097
>If SHE fell out of love with me and had no desire to fix it then I'm a faggot
assuming all the other stuff, sounds like she just had a woman moment, cheated on you, and panicked.
Or you were just a victim of BPD mania.
Be sad for a bit but move on soon bruv

>>720579017
>What I hate about redditors is that they constantly pretend to be morally just and more accepting of others
that's just a leftoid thing in general, it's not specific to reddit. they genuinely lack a theory of mind. reddit bans anyone right of center and they hate people in the center as well. what winds up happening is that all of them think that everybody is on their side because everyone on the site is a leftroon, but they don't seem to get that anybody who doesn't tow the line gets banned. they literally think the election was stolen because they don't think there were even enough people to vote for him, because most redditfags are terminally on the website.

>>720579526
>say anything slightly controversial
>get million karma losers following your account to downvote any post you make until the end of time

>>720570898
This, it was incredibly unfunny.

>>720579097
I'm guessing you don't see her on any sort of social media anymore. The way I see it, unless you were a monster to her, she had no reason to block you on anything. If she did, there's a good chance she was in a new relationship within the week with someone she ALREADY knew. and didn't want you to realize she left you for someone she was already talking with if not had already been sleeping with.

The only ex I've ever had that went scorched earth after a breakup was already dating another guy two days later. The rest of the exes I'm still friends with on facebook and didn't behave that way.

>>720572675
You know Athena is blonde right? Plenty of Greek gods have pale skin/blue eyes.

>>720579684
Perk of having all the normalfag shit on your website like nicknames and profiles.
Normalfags cannot function without dogtags telling them who's the biggest boy in the preschool they have to follow obediently, and who's the hated dork they have to throw rocks at. Any attempt of having a conversation based on arguments and not social hierarchy overloads their brains.

>>720579017
>rejoice in the suffering of the people that don't have the same views and opinions that they do.
You say that like it's just a difference in tax policy or something.

>>720571341
She is partially right. Customs like arranged marriage are why Indians are so dysgenic. However when given choice women don't seem to choose the best men either. The most successfully societies are historically the ones that award women to men who successfully contribute to society. See Rome.

>>720579097
>my soulmate
Holy fucking cuckold. I almost turned trans just reading that.

>>720580003
we need more death penalties, why do shitskins get released 20 times?

>>720579097
>I'm just going through the motions and don't really have any desire to do anything anymore.
killing yourself over a girl is gay
if she was this ready to dump your ass why should you give a fuck

>>720579897
they literally call you a MAGAt bootlicker and assume you're a trump voter if you say literally anything about a democrat politician. they'll even reply to you and then block you immediately because they're too retarded to understand that you can't even see their posts if they block you. it's no wonder reddit mods behave like they do. they were more than likely some fat autist in school who got bullied all day and now they're using their mod status to pick on people who literally can't even reply to them.

>>720577294
Man, I've tried those things out of curiosity. I'd say they're at least edible but dear fucking Lord do they stink up the whole fucking kitchen when you cook them. I don't think I've ever cooked anything that releases such a putrid fucking smell.

>>720580003
mentally-ill is such a wide umbrella that the actual quote is more important than a reddit post.

>>720571448
Wojakposting is schizo core but frogposting is drive by mobile shitposting core. It has a (rightfully earned) negative stigma

You're right though that the vegans who derail the thread specfically to cry about it are way more annoying. Big problem on /tg/ especially since that board is so slow.

Are people nostalgic over Racist Mario now? I remember when this video was seen as tryhard and dated.

>>720580112
full video

>>720580009
>However when given choice women don't seem to choose the best men either.
There's a reason why women weren't allowed to make decisions historically. They are stupid, dishonest, and disloyal. It had nothing to do with sexism. Women have historically always sided with the invaders if their people failed. They do not like weak men, and in modern times most men are forced to be weak under threat of prison, and women see that. They interpret an honest man as a weak man.

>>720577221
I mean the image is cherrypicked but it supports his point. Those men don't need a beard, they look extremely good without it.

>>720564269 (OP)
I remember a friend in college (who I never talked about videogames with) showing me this video on his phone because I HAD to see it and I just sit there pretend laughing.

>>720580383
It's been mocked since it came out, so I guess mocking it today could be seen as nostalgia

>>720580213
>“Put him in a mental institution, put him in a jail, and you guys figure it out. But people having to duck and dive on the trains and the buses, walking through the street, this is one case, but this is happening all across the country, and it's not a money issue. They have given billions of dollars to mental health and the homeless population,” Jones said.
>“A lot of them don't want to take the programs, a lot of them don't want to get the help that is necessary. You can't give them a choice. Either you take the resources that we're going to give you and — or you decide that you are going to be locked up in jail. That's the way it has to be now,” he added.
>Kilmeade interjected: “Or involuntary lethal injection… or something. Just kill ‘em.”

>>720580397
this is probably what she was fantasizing about in her final moments.

>>720580003
>killing the homeless
Would actually be based.

>>720578764
I violently blew air out of my nose upon reading your post. What an excellent jape.

>>720580553
This sounds much more like going after homeless in particular, and getting rid of homeless camps would be a cruel but positive decision.

>>720572241
Bulma is canonically a massive slut, they just toned it down a lot from OG Dragon Ball. She probably said something in that recent Daima cartoon that reminded everyone of that if I had to guess.

>>720580397
based and wholesome

>>720580553
who cares, let them know they're not wanted same as any other illegal

The more I read on how people's relationships often include the girl cheating or breaking up and fucking someone else the next day (which is already a big indicator of prior cheating), I feel like making money and fucking quality hookers is the only way to have a healthy relationship with women, which sounds bizarre by itself

>>720580830
Conservatives REALLY need to drop the whole "we're on the side of God" shit when they advocate for genociding the poor. Like, just admit you're atheists, I don't even mind. Just don't drag Jesus's name with you, the hypocrisy is stomach-churning

>>720579839
She unfriended me and my family on everything and may have restricted me on facebook but I don't think she actually blocked me because I could always see her profile. I crack and look at it every few months, she's never updated her status or posted any photos to imply she's been in a relationship. I found her pinterest awhile ago and she has motivational stuff on there about finding a boyfriend. So I don't fucking now. Maybe she thought she had a guy lined up but it didn't work? I can't see her doing that. The whole thing is just so irrational to me and makes 0 sense. I think about it everyday. I just spent the last 3 months learning simple spanish (because that was something important to her that she wanted me to do but I told her I'd rather wait until we live together so it's easier for her to teach me) to put together a little scrapbook of some memories with her, as well as made some shitty instrumental song and wrote a letter talking about how I'm sorry I let her down and mailed it to her a few days ago. The tracking says she received it 2 days ago but she hasn't contacted me. I know all of that is complete cuck cringe shit but I genuinely don't know what to do. I hoped to get some closure out of it, to know that I tried my best, but I don't think it's going to work. >>720579354
I have nothing to move on to.

>>720580553
>>720580003
>>720581327
>I will prove leftists are good by trying to be a massively dishonest snake by lying about what someone actually said using a quote that someone can easily look up the actual context of

What was the end game here?

>>720581445
Initially I thought you just copypasted something from Reddit in the betterman(tm) thread but it actually does belong to you, and you make yourself look like such a fucking bitch. No surprise you got dumped like one

>>720581469
What was he saying then?

>>720581327
Yes, looking after the poor is important, and I am one of them, but you can't expect lowly humans to save them, while also suffering from them.

>>720581115
Bulma threatened to never kiss Vegeta again if he didn't back down from the Big Bad so they could regroup.

>>720581327
There's a strong difference between "being poor" and being homeless in the current year.

>>720581445
>put together a little scrapbook of some memories with her, as well as made some shitty instrumental song and wrote a letter talking about how I'm sorry I let her down and mailed it to her
i feel like there's a reason she dumped you that you may not have the ability to understand

>>720580121
This. Women aren't worth killing yourself over. If anyone is worried about losing shit in a relationship or getting fucked, do some research before getting a girl cross your Ts and dot your Is to make sure you don't come out of a woman moment fucked.

>>720581862
Don't get me wrong, that Iryna video is horrifying, and has altered the way I act around homeless people in public. It's terrifying and it's a problem, I'm not gonna deny it. But advocating for full-blown genocide of the homeless while also claiming to be a Christian (you know, the religion that says "Whoever closes his ear to the cry of the poor will himself call out and not be answered.") is a level of hypocrisy that will be remembered for centuries

>>720581967
BOY, ANNOUNCING A REPORT IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE!
WE MUST BECOME BETTER MEN! WHAT THESE THREADS ARE DOING WHEN WE ARE POSTING IS THEIR BUSINESS.

>>720582135
not every conservative is some die hard christian you disingenuous troon. I'd never vote for a leftoid, but most religions are pointless to spend more than two seconds thinking about.

>>720582135
Have you heard of martys? We are sinful by nature, and sometimes our sins cannot simply be forgiven, but sometimes it may be beneficial.

>>720582135
Christians have never been genuine about their values. Don't forget that Christian crusaders once razed two of their own cities and raped every woman within their walls.

HE FUCKED YOUR MOTHER IS WHAT HE DID, HE WAS A BRAVE GIANT AND IN THIS HOUSE JOHTUNN IS THE BETTER MAN, END OF STORY

>>720582314
I'm obviously talking about mainstream media conservatives, because I'm making a response to fucking Fox News, you braindead retard

>>720582060
Which is?
>>720580121
>why should you give a fuck
Because all I want is to live a simple life sharing hobbies and good sex and start a family with someone I love.

>>720581445
Anon lmao
Unless this is a bait you really should stop and give yourself a wake up punch in the face
Girls only love that pathetic behaviour in romcoms, stop embarrassing yourself

>>720564379
>This is some of the best shitposting I've seen in like six years.
ACKSHULLY, I would say it is second only to Leonposting.
Reminds me of crustposting on /tv/, good times

>>720580481
Cherrypicking always supports your point. And I don't think anyone was arguing "YOU NEED A BEARD TO LOOK GOOD."

>>720581445
The fact I share this board with humongous faggots such as yourself does make me not want to come here

>>720582725
>kratosposters are also crustposters
Explains why they're so unfunny

>>720582627
>>720582453
>>720582372
>>720582314
>>720582135
>>720582060
>>720582059
>arguing about politics
NO BOY, THAT'S NOT THE WAY! YOU MUST CONTROL YOUR ANGER!

>>720581967
Wow, you must really like this thread to pin it!

>>720582652
well i can tell you wont get any of those things being retarded like you are

>>720582823
BetterMan poster are not crustposters, theyre DBS spics from /a/ who found a new strain of Begita and Krillin posting

>>720582761
that's so wrong Kratos
even if that child is not yours, you should be a better man and take it as your own

Welcome... to the better MAN's world

>>720582852
ONIONS, FROM THE ISLAND OF LEMNOS.

>>720582135
a lot of what jesus is saying is aimed at clergy/people in power, he was trying to reform the bloodthirsty rabbis of the time

>>720582453
sure bro, i also read on reddit that christians destroyed all the knowledge on the planet once!

>>720574921
Only when the rapist is hot and the scenario fits her fantasies

>>720579097
the absolute state of wypipo

do women become better as well

>>720577294
>Meat is murder
Morrisey became a based man. Idk how that happened but it's true. Also short this company their board is divesting.

>>720579097
>Undertale fan is a fag
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>>720583257
Can't really blame them for that, if pic related came down from space and asked bluntly
>"either get me pregnant, or I'll bash your fucking skull in"
Then you'd enjoy it too

>>720583653
a female can't comprehend anything being her fault

>>720583653
Having a higher bodycount is being better to a woman

>>720583653
nope. people don't respect women and they don't have to compete for a partner. people don't expect more from women because they know most women are not expected to or are capable of improvement.

>>720583653
WOMEN ARE STRONG AND INDEPENDENT MY WIFES BOY

>>720583774
I don't understand why this is so controversial. a man has to be desirable to have a high body count. a woman just has to be conscious, and even then that isn't necessary.

>>720580003
Bitch covid already happened it's stolen honour to claim fauci's killstreak

>>720564269 (OP)
>You need to be a better man, Mario! if peach want to see you getting rammed by bowser, it is your job as a gentleman to do so!

>>720579097
>i'm almost 26
Bro you're fine, you're still a kid and your life has barely even started. Men peak in mid-30s and if you take care of your body you'll ride that peak for a while. Better pussy, better money, more secure, trust me you'll do good. You learned an important lesson (that women are insane) early, and that's a big advantage.

>>720583731
Thing is i know those are just fantasies, i wont choose my woman based on the 7 foot tall aggressive cock destroyer blender videos i nut to

>>720584220
But women like that don't exist irl, and CAN'T exist. Strong, dominant alpha men actually do exist irl

>>720577294
>eat my plant goo, faggot!
this shit is inedible for single-stomach organisms

>>720564379
I miss söyjak posting bros.

>>720582725
>Leonposting
God, the fucking song parody comes back to my head at least once every few months.

>>720583996
>Men peak in mid-30s

its hilarious how the primary audience of 4chan, millennials, are so blatatnly trying to force this to be a thin over the last few years

they try this on every board on here, too

>>720584782
You peak when you peak, it's different for everybody. Making more money later in life makes you a more valuable man, what is so hard to understand?

>>720583925
women get pregnant. they also spread std's easier cause its not as obvious.
>but thats not fair
yeah its not

>>720584782
>Facebook data science
Stop, that's too funny to be true

>>720584782
Your eggs are never coming back and the bitterness will only get worse. I suggest buying cats.

Brown people thread alert.

>>720582852
I tried the european brand that appeared shortly after this one, and the only ones that were somewhat passable were the chocolate and vanilla ones, I ended up throwing most of those in the end.
>inb4 cuck
I got the back teeth removed and couldn't eat proper food, so I bought the starter pack so for the half a month my mouth would be healing I could eat that.

>>720577294
My mom and I had a pack of the impossible burgers last year and they were tasty. We only tried them because it was given to us. And no we never bought more or stopped eating real meat. Personally I would like to cut out meat wholly and eat fish/bird/pork for my protein.

you must be a better man to reach Valhalla

>>720579097
someone who cannot perform basic communication is NOT your soulmate and you were saved from making a retarded decision like forcing yourself into buying a house holy FUCK

>>720564269 (OP)
>We must be better racists

>>720584929
>Marvel keeps releasing movies
Is this the so called modern audience who gulps all the shit disney throws at them?
Because holy shit the latest marvel has been pure shit, not that movies before endgame were any award winning productions.

>>720579097
maybe the house made it too real and she wasnt taking it that serious. not someone you want to be on a mortgage with anyways.

>>720583996
I appreciate your kind words, brah.
>>720585246
She was a (seemingly) intelligent dorky bbw latina with bellybutton piercing, that loved undertale and mario, that squirted all over during sex. Everything I could have wanted physically, sexually, and personality wise she embodied.
>>720585889
We discussed marriage and kids previously, she was taking it serious.

>>720572241
The person posting both "memes" is a mindbroken brazilian that has been seething about Vegeta for 20+ years. He simultaneously copes by calling Bulma a slut but wishes she ended up with Goku.

>>720582852
This can't be real...

>>720586593
It isn't.

>>720580212
Was it expensive? Vegan shit usually costs a fortune.

>>720586173
>that loved undertale and mario
jeez
i give up
be more responsible with your money
become a financially better man

>>720586741
Nta they're trying to perference switch people to chicken from beef and pork, with the eventual switch to bugs and pea protein. But chickens are actuaklly expensive now because of the free range rules and there's fuckloads of chicken rotting on the shelves at the supermarket these days. Fake meet is still more expensive than discount beef and it tastes terrible.

>>720586173
>obese
>undertale
Lmao

>>720586856
I don't understand what you mean

>>720586173

I will never understand the BBW squirt fetish.

Their diet (unless killing their kidneys with sugar) usually makes the squirt taste AWFUL and released a pungent odour that lasts between bedding washes, especially when they release FUCKING EVERY LAST DROP FROM THEIR CUNT from mild fucking. Proper oral is irritating due to it.

>inb4 plastic mattress protector

NO SHIT, ALL THAT DOES IS MAKE IT SO I CAN LIFT THE MATTRESS PROTECTOR OFF AND FUNNEL A LITRE OF FLUID INTO A CUP, SO SHE CAN DRINK IT AND PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE AGAIN.

>>720587159
Cry about it

>>720564269 (OP)
Mario gets cucked by Kratos in that video thoughbeit.

>>720579097
Nice blog faggot.

posts kino mario parodies

>>720586573
No lies detected.

>>720587270
>we already had plans for me to put up $40,000 to single handedly pay for the down payment
wew lad

>>720580397
If only... BUUUUUT NOOOOOOO

>>720587475
I’m not the one wailing over some fat slob

>>720587364
I can't explain. I guess it just makes me feel like I'm doing a good job.

>>720564269 (OP)
They're just friends, so Mario supports Peach sexual adventures with multiple men.

>>720587826
>>720579097

>Down payment
>$40,000


Fuck me, I'd rather buy one of the $40,000 mediocre ranchers around here outright.

>>720579097
It's hard, but there's nothing to do about it, crying will not bring her back, so try and move on buddy, you could start with getting out of your parents house instead of learning more about that gir, and little by little progress in life

>>720588271
I could have paid tens of thousands less, that's not the minimum, doesn't making a higher down payment make the monthly payments cheaper?

>>720571341
Kek imagine how she would respond if i told her evolution tells men to rape and spread their seed as far as possible and her pearlclutching female morals are simply an attempt to gatekeep them from enacting their natural biological function. Suddenly she's not so into evolution i guess?

>>720588472
Or shorten the term of the mortgage. It's a negotiation, you're not obligated to take the first terms offered to you.

>>720588472


Read between the lines and take the hint.

>>720573202
When a woman talks, don't ask questions. Fuck her instead of listening.

>>720583095
you misunderstand
he's rejoicing because he now has the chance to be an even better man than he would if he were the biological father

>>720579097


Your issue is you have no idea how the female mind works and are emotionally immature/intelligent to her mental well being.

>>720571341
what is wrong with american women? Aren't american men to neutured to care? I don't think its the microplastics nor the corn syrup. Cause it has to be something like behavioral programming

A better ma’am

>>720579097
Magnificent bait

>>720592789
ma'am-ma mia!

>>720564379
Yes, for me it's the voice of Kratos from the animation. Literally an image I can hear.

Fuck this, I know how to end this thread.

>>720565668
spinning 3d posted it again award

Who keeps making these shitty threads

>>720594607
ur mom

>>720584737
I only miss /qa/ and the brief raids after it got nuked.

Bump

>>720564379
The Kratos Basketball thread from last week was genuinely fucking funnny. Kind of reminds me of the Tlou 2 edit threads we had years ago.

>>720583257
>Only when the rapist is hot
how you seen the face of serial murderers in jail ? these guys are getting shit load of mails from womens just because the media showed them on tv, girls only care about looks when they want to show off to their friends or when they want a stable life with the dude

>>720594607
men that are better than us

>>720564379
What about The Last of Us 2?

>>720564269 (OP)
>>720564379
Forced Meme
Not even a good one like Seaking

>>720575901
This is why I browse /v/
God i fucking love these threads.

>>720579097
>Undertroon comes into the thread to blogpost about how much of a simp ass faggot he is
Really not helping the allegations

>>720571071
Anon... ithink you might be retarded

We must be bigger men

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

squirt fluid is just piss. women are pissing themselves. it's not something different.

>>720579097
>undertale pic
>massive faggot
>"my soulmate"
Lmao. Best post itt.

IF I CAN DREAM OF A BETTER MAN
WHO BELIEVES IN WOMEN AND WILL UNDERSTAND
TELL ME WHY
OH WHY
OH WHYYYYYYYYY CAN'T MY DREAM COME TRUE?
WE MOST STOP BEING MANSPREADING SOMETIME
STRONG WOMEN OF EXPERIENCE WHO WILL BLOW AWAY ALL THE CHUDS AND HATE
IF I CAN RAISE UP ANOTHER'S SON
WHO KNOWS NOT TO QUESTION HIS MUM
TELL ME WHY
OH WHY
OH WHYYYYYYYY CAN'T THAT SON APPEAR
https://youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA

IF I SAVE A GIRL SHE OWES ME SEX

>>720602548
TRVKE

>>720602548
No sex, no saving. Simple as.

We must be better friends.

>>720598187
Well congratulations, you got yourself cucked. What's the next step of your better plan?

>>720602548
>>720602565
>>720602617
MARIO it is your moral duty to save an independent queen in peril without expecting a reward if you want to become a better man

>>720603665
Opening this relationship with no white men

>>720598187
you're a jump man

>>720602548
this but actually unironically

>>720582725
>crustposting
That was epic. The good old days.

>>720579097
>My GF of two years
>I never had sex
She left because you were a literal faggot towards her

>>720604272
Wa hoo

>>720580397
Sigh ..this world is shit

Now, I know what you're thinking:

>OH MY GOD WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE IDIOTS SHITTING UP THE BOARD WITH THESE AWFUL THREADS????

Trust me, I get it. I felt that way too until I discovered that there is a better way:

HIDE
THE
THREAD

That's right, anons. If you:
1) go to the catalog
2) click the little arrow button
3) select "Hide Thread"

The thread will no longer be visible to you on the catalog, and you can free yourself from the unignorably irritating screeching of 15 year old discord warriors!

No need to thank me. Just do yourself a favor-- hide these threads anytime they pop up. You'll be glad you did.

>>720601312
based women

>>720564269 (OP)
racist mario was way better than meatcanyon's faggoty animations

>>720602548
Mario if he /r9k/

>>720586173
>BBW
ew

>>720573230
you won't do shit

Americans as a subhuman race genuinely needs Jesus and the threat of eternal damnation to not kill each other on sight. They simply do not have the mental maturity or capacity to be naturally good people or behave normally without the idea that they will be punished by an all-knowing being for their wrongdoings.

All the worst among them are always extremely anti-Christian for that reason. The moment they no longer believe they are accountable before god they go 100% satanic psycho deviant. Where a normal non-American person can go a whole life without ever needing religion, as with everything else about Americans they only deal with extremes and if you aren't a devout believer in Christ, you're 100% in a open polycule NTR relationship, consume inhumane amounts of porn, have zero personality beyond your long list of mental and physical illnesses and genuinely wants the world to be a dumber, uglier and more violent place for everyone.

>>720577067
>masaka.... handsome men.... are handsome?!
yeah blow it out your ass retard, beard or not these men would still look good

>>720607318
just shift click on pc :)

>>720592360
>Aren't american men to neutured to care?
You have to understand, women are prioritized in everything here in the states now over men - especially academically.
From even my earlier years attending elementary school we covered "women's rights" and how the men were mean ol' alcoholic wife beaters who wouldn't let them own property (ignoring all relevant, important context to simplify things for children's minds)
You grow up being taught you are a problem as a man, male cartoon characters are portrayed as idiots, brutes, wimps, or just naïve. Modern literature for young adults is focused solely on the teenage female audience, so the modern books you read are about women owning the mean men holding them back from being happy while they have two brooding violent sociopaths fighting to fuck them in bed.
Its anti-male propaganda baked into the foundations of young children's education and media, on top of politicians incentivizing women to become single mothers, raising fatherless men with no role models.

>>720587516
because HE was the better man. women WANT the better man

>>720598187
for you

>>720592360
>>720609176
You also have to keep in mind that the majority of American men are sexually mutilated within a few days of being born, and for some reason no one seems to consider the possibility that this could have negative consequences on their mental state as adults.

>>720592789
>Gets rejected
>>>>>IMMEDIATELY

>>720580553
Kilmeade-sama...I kneel...

>>720566461
For me, its was level of detail posting that followed the RDR2 horse balls preview articles.

>>720564269 (OP)
WE MUST BECOME
BETTER!
MEN!

SHE LIES AND SAYS SHE'S IN LOVE WITH HIM
CAN'T FIND A BETTER MAN
SHE DREAMS IN COLOR, SHE DREAMS IN RED
CAN'T FIND A BETTER MAN

>>720579097
Asgore should’ve been a better man

>>720602548
>IT'S YOUR JOB TO RISK YOUR LIFE FOR NOTHING CHUD BE A BETTER MAN

BETTER
MEN

>rightoids are obsessed with people fucking their wives
>none of them have wives because something something male loneliness epidemic

>>720575901
jej

>>720595871
forced meme

>>720564379
This but unironically

>>720571389
>Damn!.......... Mmm mmm

>>720575901
Underrated

>>720571341
>all these replies
It's fucking astounding how a fucking tiktok can bait so many people

>>720580112
>stabs a woman to death
>does it on public transit, which is considered a terrorist attack
>says "got that white bitch" making it obvious it was a racially motivated hate crime
>jewish judge immediately sets him free
lmao
imagine the shitstorm if a white man stabbed a black woman and this happened
but the white goy cattle will never do anything

>>720578032
WE MUST BE BETTER 4CHANNERS

I WILL NOT BE A BETTER MAN, I WILL NOT EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM

>>720579097
Man, what a gay nigger ass post. I'm a KHHV and I plan to live as long as I can possibly manage out of nothing but pure spite. I don't get you fucking normalfags that have friends and even girlfriends yet still post gay shit like this online. Who's the real "loser" on the internet here? Be worse

>>720587475
braaaaaap

>>720580397
Well, she got her sexual fantasy fulfilled at the very least

>>720604272
*patients jumping*
what now?

>>720594607
GOOOOOOODS

>>720582135
If the hypocrisy of Christians freaks you out this much, just wait till you hear about jews and muslims

>>720601312
go to the bathroom

>>720615639
When I was a KHHV I at least had hope to keep me going. That I'll meet the right woman someday. The ignorance was bliss. Now I finally met that woman, and it didn't work out. It was realistically the best chance at a relationship I'll ever get and it failed. Spite doesn't motivate me, who am I spiting? No one gives a fuck.

>>720578764
fucking kek

The cucking will continue until men improve

>>720564379
No way fag, you must have missed these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8arsaikGZU

>>720564379
Shit taste: the post.

>>720572675
>>720576079
Explain him also having the spartan rage power briefly then

>>720616697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VjeKoL5u5Y
>LEON PLEASE
>SHE HAS 3 CATS ALREADY AND ONE OF THEM IS CALLED ALBERT WHISKERS!!
>I CAN SMELL HER OVARIES DRYING UP, TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE
>YOU MUST CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE
>LEON!!

>>720616697
>>720617054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MA9b8tJ5lA

anyways *boots up mario is missing.swf*

>>720581306
The key to finding a good woman is to know her family, make sure it's a good family and let them introduce you to her when she hasn't been fooling around with other dudes. That's how its always been done. Sometimes the first few steps happened naturally just due to you living with her your whole life, but modern dating is retarded in that it tries to reconcile perfect strangers and make them compatible lovers. At best, they'll be good fuckbuddies and while there may be genuine success stories out there, people get addicted to the search rather than making something actually work and with no stakes like familial pride or just plain money like with dowries, there's no incentive to make relationships work.


The only way you'll get a good woman via dating is raw luck.

>>720571564
Putting a woman in a burqa to cover her up is arguably even worse than having her cleavage harder to miss than a deer-shaped bump.

>>720564269 (OP)
say it with me now, in this grand ritual:
we must be better men.

>>720613915
HE'S FACILITATING BALKAN RAGE

oh fuck, Oh Fuck, OH FVCK!

>>720616312

Dude get over yourself and find another womanchild landwhale, they're a dime a dozen these days ffs

>>720577760
its what happens when you have a society with no interest in philosophy, so they commit plenty of fallacies like the naturalistic fallacy because they are not schooled in them.
they also do not understand that man is as nietzsche says, a gradient between beast and god/overman, while animals themselves are just beasts with no internal monologue, and god is a pure being with only consciousness and no animal desire, we humans are a combination of both, we have our animalistic desires and instincts, but also our higher thinking and connection to ideals. this poses problems once in a while because for example:
you jerk off because you get the animalistic urge, but then after youre done the higher thinking part of the brain comes back and makes you feel guilt and shame, that is the god/overman part of you talking to your beastly unintelligent side.
animals dont have this problem, because they are fully beast and a god doesnt have this problem as he is fully god/spirit. (tho im atheist but whatever you get the point).
once we understand this, it is clear that we humans must try our hardest to lose our beastly nature and become gods, become the overman, to guide our evolution and stop being animals. women are going completely against that, instead letting instincts rule over them like beasts, indeed women have always been the most inferior aspect of humanity, unlike the female lion who can hunt and is potent enough, and the female chimpanzee who is just as useful to her species.
>>720578575
>evolutionary psychology is not science in any way
its mostly junk science that cant be reproduced

>>720618505
No they aren't, I live in farmville, usa and can look at every chick in a 60 mile radius on every popular dating app and see nothing but country hicks and single moms. If you do find one that plays vidya, which isn't common, it's just meme shit like fortnite and roblox.

>>720580009
>parroting the same bullshit opinions of varg vikernes the tard on french welfare
pathetic chud nazi
indians arent dysgenic, theyre just on a vegan diet

>>720571341
yeah this is all fun until you get to abortion and 95% of women not having any children
you're not being a whore for chad for "selecting genes", you're just getting fucked silly for nothing

>>720578148
>we're hitting some sort of dysgenic curve thanks to "patriarchy" (civilization) that creates bugpeople
that's actually untrue. better nutritition, education and study of child's development are building stronger and healthier gen z.
they're all taller and chadder than millenials.
what makes them retards is the current politics and ideologies. they're forced to defend their own self destruction. but its not because they're dysgenic, at all.

>>720564379
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>720619579
Post your broccoli hair

>>720619791
no broccoli hair here, i'm a millenial who got into university late and so was surrounded by zoomers.
so many of them are taller than me, so many of them actually go to the gym (unlike millenials), they have stronger jawlines than my friends and for some reason its much rarer for them to go bald.

How come mods delete these threads, but let actual AI generals stay up, the most blatant shilling like the Steam Deck (that /g/ and not /v/) and countless other crap that's far worse than this?

>>720579097
>soul mate
>bad communication
>breaks down after a girl leaves
thanks for the girl, you're sister's next. maybe next time you'll learn something.

>>720564379
>People are actually agreeing with this.

>>720620358
I'm a 2016 oldfag and I agree with him
It's hilarious

>>720571341
She's right and the hard truth is that men from ethnicities that historically respected women (rights, property, etc) ended up looking more chad like as women chose their partners. Men become taller and more handsome.

Name the chaddest looking people today. Look to their past and you see better men.

Compare to Rome where women didn't even have names. Doesn't matter how chad their culture is, Ceasar looked more like Chud than Chad.

The reason you're an ugly manlet today is because your female ancestors couldn't choose someone better looking.

>>720620440
>reddit spacing

>>720620440
Post tits

/dbg/ is leaking again. Lost my shit over that Maka killing Ruby and wearing her hair comic, though

>>720620395
>I'm a 2016 oldfag
No you're not

>>720579097
Really sorry to hear, man. I know it is much easier said than done, but like others have said here, if you believe there was no justifiable reason for her to have acted so, and you tried to reconnect but she didn't want to, then there's no reason to bind yourself to it permanently. You have your own worth, learn to value yourself above relationships.

I know you may feel tempted to keep checking and getting back to it, but it's probably best to just stop all contact, it won't do anything good.

Best wishes man, honestly.

>>720616776
Jotun are godlike beings and could easily replicate that or any other feat of Kratos. I don't even know why you're trying so hard to turn Kratos into a worse man, be better anon.

>>720564269 (OP)
What's your endgame?

>>720566528
LMAO

>>720573345
ARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEES

MY WIFE

IS YOURS

>>720564269 (OP)
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO

KINGTOS

>girl previously experienced a really hung partner
What is the counter play to this unironically? Even the nicest girls I met just melt down into a disgusting slut when they describe it. Am I just cucked for ending up with her?

>>720624757
well, yeah, that's what betas are for. Alphas are for women looking for fun in their 20s and betas are for their 30s when their looks start fading and they need stability and someone to support her and her kids she had with chad.

>>720624757
>What is the counter play to this unironically?
Dumping her ass? What kind of retarded question is that

>>720577368
No, that's the vegan KFC one. I know my memes

>>720624963
>betas are for their 30s when their looks start fading and they need stability and someone to support her and her kids she had with chad.
BETTER MEN

>>720564269 (OP)
People joke but Mario Sunshine is genuinely Peach not being sure as to whether or not she gave birth to Bowser Jr.

>>720625692
I wonder what the Japanese dialogue for that scene is, if it has any or if it's just translated text.

>>720627238
The Japanese game still has full English acting but they do have their own subtitles.
...
Maybe I'll bother to find and run them through Google Translate. I doubt it'll be any different though.

>>720625692
Bowser Jr himself along with Bowser confirm Peach isn't the mother in Mario sunshine though.

>>720627681
Irrelevant. Peach herself is unsure. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that she and Bowser did indeed have sex. Given how relaxed she is when we find her alone with her "family", we can also assume two things: One: It was wholly consensual. Two: She fucking liked it.

>>720624029
>where is the abort button

>>720627835
*One of two things.
Guess it still works.

>>720627238
>>720627337
I give up. What an absolute disgrace this is. Indians need to ethno-bombed.

>>720627835
>Irrelevant. Peach herself is unsure. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that she and Bowser did indeed have sex. Given how relaxed she is when we find her alone with her "family", we can also assume two things: One: It was wholly consensual. Two: She fucking liked it.
1. These characters aren't allowed to have sex. 2. Bowser himself was deeply sad when he told junior he didn't get any from Peach. 3. Peach easily could be just bewildered by Jr's comment and not given enough time to respond before he cuts her off.

>>720628085
>2. Bowser himself was deeply sad when he told junior he didn't get any from Peach.
Your Honor, the defense is attempting Jewish word tricks. All that was said was Peach wasn't Junior's mother. This does nothing to disprove Bowser and Peach never had sex.
As for your third point, Peach does not deny it when she is later addressed as "Mama Peach" in the bath.

>>720564269 (OP)
Kratos confirmed for Smash 6
He will teach Mario to be the Better Man

>>720566528
lol

>>720579097
she left you for a betterman

>>720628258
>As for your third point, Peach does not deny it when she is later addressed as "Mama Peach" in the bath.
Peach is more worried about the literal acid pool she's 3 inches from. Again Bowser jr is just messing around with cope he knows isn't true the entire game.
>>2. Bowser himself was deeply sad when he told junior he didn't get any from Peach.
>Your Honor, the defense is attempting Jewish word tricks. All that was said was Peach wasn't Junior's mother. This does nothing to disprove Bowser and Peach never had sex.
They never did. Bowser wouldn't be that depressed when telling junior that shit if he casual does sex with her. Peach has beat up bowser more times than anything if bowser ever tries stuff with her on multiple occassions. She shows way more care with Mario.

>>720595945
Be better

ATREUS! Your mother was a free spirit when she was younger but she's with me now! The past is the past, BOY! Her body her choice !

>>720570984
Athena originally wanted the opposite though?

>>720628510
Perhaps you would like to revisit the Court Record? She sure doesn't seem distressed to anyone with ears.
Having ears would also dissuade anyone from believing your other points, as well.

>>720629369
LMFAO

>>720629369
This is actually from the Koran too lmao

>>720565573
You INSIST??

>>720629502
She makes a instant point of her being distressed by the acid. You can't put outside emotions inside of her for your agenda.
Having eyes would make anyone believe she hates Bowser by decades of history, even in her first ever game she makes sure to beat Bowser up without any second thoughts to save Mario.

>>720629929
>Soft and cordial "No thanks"
>No attempt at resistance
>Completely unrelated events that took place years after what's being discussed
>In OUR linear timeline, for everyone knows tying Mario games chronologically is a fool's errand
>Complete denial dismissal of all facts
Stay in your /vg/ asylum.

>>720564379
Grugposting is funnier

>>720625692
She was high on oxy during the whole thing

>>720630175
>>Soft and cordial "No thanks"
>>No attempt at resistance
>>Completely unrelated events that took place years after what's being discussed
>>In OUR linear timeline, for everyone knows tying Mario games chronologically is a fool's errand
>>Complete denial dismissal of all facts
>Stay in your /vg/ asylum.
You already brought up unrelated events the moment you ran away from the main point of depressed Bowser himself literally denying she's the mother to "b-but they had lots of sex anyway" with nothing solid to back that shit delusion up.
Along with denying literal scans of him getting denied even behind closed doors.
Stop projecting your loss.

>>720629929
It is as >>720630175 says.
Say with a straight face that a woman unsure if she BIRTHED someone is not suspect.
>>720630314
You have literally repeated exactly what you were accused of and tried accusing me of. What makes you act this way? Normal healthy people don't care about fictional children's characters this much. No wonder everybody treats /vg/ like a containment board of hostile enemies.

>>720630314
This also should have ended the moment bowser jr himself denies relations with Peach in the same game along with Bowser. Anything more is complete headcanon, and dismissed from the court.
>>720630473
>Samefagging.
Not a good look.
>Say with a straight face that a woman unsure if she BIRTHED someone is not suspect.
Already discussed, bewildered.
>You have literally repeated exactly what you were accused of and tried accusing me of. What makes you act this way? Normal healthy people don't care about fictional children's characters this much. No wonder everybody treats /vg/ like a containment board of hostile enemies.
>Complete Ad hominem to deny actual facts and canonical game events, while being just at fault of caring this much about a character not ever having sex with another
You've lost it all.

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIANT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE BJØRN YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes boulder against beautiful orange brich trees in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A TINY GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH JØHTUNN!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU 1488 NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE SONY CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT STATE OF PLAY?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/GODOFWAR! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE VANGUARD OF MODERN SENSITIVE POSITIVE MASCULINITY IF MY BRUTEISH BARBARIAN CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HELLENOID CHUD INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEK BABY!!! AND A GIRL TOO!!! IF IT WAS A GREEK BOY I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HIM UP TO BJØRN BEFORE HE STARTED GROWING HAIR BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A GREEK GIRL NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF EU GAMING NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING GAMERGATER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT IMPERIALIST BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT GREEK FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY HORIZON ZERO DAWN FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NORDIC CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT! NIGGA I'M NUUUUUUTS

>>720565573
MANGO.

>>720565420
Same

Nope. The defense is severely mentally ill and will be disbarred. Bailiff! Please escort Mr. Wright out of my courtroom.

OH MY JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA

>>720586173
>She was a (seemingly) intelligent dorky bbw latina with bellybutton piercing, that loved undertale and mario, that squirted all over during sex
There are at least 2 red flags in this sentence alone and you said she flipped from wanting to marry you to dropping you within 2 days. You dodged a bullet. Your life would be over if you had any long-term commitments with this woman.

>>720579097
>get my first gf after 27 years
>over the internet but whatever, it's the best I'll ever manage
>she ends up in hospital
>frantically message everyone I can to find out if she's okay
>eventually find out from her mother which hospital she's in, the room, and the phone number to call her
>tell her best friend this because I figured she'd probably want to know where she is and my gf would appreciate talking to someone other than me
>she's already trying to get her to break up with me
No good deed goes unpunished

>>720630884
You just need to be a better man

>>720631102
WE MUST BE WIDER MEN

>>720595871
This webm is humanity’s greatest achievement

>>720602830
YABBA MAMMA MIA

>>720630816
>implying this entire /v/ thread isn't the most mentally ill shit on the board or even entire site atm which it is

>>720570895
cucktos and cuckrio linked up...

>>720571341
men will never not 'fetishize' virginity

>>720630884
>>she's already trying to get her to break up with me
why is she doing this and how do you know?

>>720631485
Be better

>>720631102
dont open multiple tabs of the video

>>720615262
"Just imagine if the roles were reversed", says the cuckservative as he bleeds out, satisfied in his moral superiority.

>>720631619
I think she's (understandably) wary of her friend dating some dude she met on the internet. I know because my gf told me she was freaking out about that on the phone with her.

>>720631801
but your gf isn't buying the bullshit? that's good.

>git gud
>be better

>>720631763
its supposed to point out the hypocrisy of the left, my friend

>>720619579 (You)
Mental brain rot retardation
You play video games and masturbate to porn
You also wore a mask and got the jew cum vaccine
Lowest testosterone levels in recorded human history ever sub <400ng/dL on average in the West now, that’s less than a 90 year old geriatric you fucking estrogenic faggot
You are dysgenic; you are cattle livestock that exists solely to consume products

>>720582761
kek

>>720579097
Clearly she left you for a better man. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, take it as a learning experience

ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS! We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.

COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!

>>720629369
Actually underrated

>>720630816
>Nope. The defense is severely mentally ill and will be disbarred. Bailiff! Please escort Mr. Wright out of my courtroom.
Excuse me bailiff, I meant the ill minded prosecutor, Mr. Edgeworth. I haven't had my morning coffee, you see.

>>720577760
cringe take
mankind's rejection of its natural roots has brought our society into a downward spiral

COME BOY, WE MUST BE FREAKY MEN!

>>720579097
You must be a better men and move on. Learn to let go.

>>720573650
>>720588270
>mario and peach just friends
>localization fanfiction

sage

>>720633464
the sloth

>nu-GoW better men threads keep getting deleted by humorless jannies
>simply put nintendo or a character in your thread and it gets left up
is adding 'nintendo' to the OP or mentioning a nintendo character a cheat code for leaving your threads up on /v/?

this is the most desperate meme discord has ever pushed. Another -100 karma for Nintendo

>In GoW 2018 Kratos states outright that he believed his late wife was a mortal
>In Ragnarok he watches her pick up an entire felled tree in a flashback
WHO CARES ABOUT NARRATIVE CONSISTENCY? WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU LEAVE THAT WOMAN IN THE REFRIDGERATOR WHEN SHE'S FULL OF GIRLBOSS POTENTIAL.


What was that? The romantic dynamic between Kratos and a woman who could inspire these changes in him is literally impossible to imagine? HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY, WE'LL DO IT ANYWAY AND COMPLETELY FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING. TEEHEE, KRATOS IS CALLED "GRUMBLES" BY HIS WIFE. CAN I GET A HUZZAH?

Why...
Why do you even care...
You could've walked away...!!

>>720633464
:)

>>720633709
WE MUST BE BETTER REDDITORS

>>720633709
we've been making fun of this piece of shit for years, newfag-kun. We simply became better men and stepped up.

>>720578112
I don't care

>>720580009
You're just as fucking dumb as she is

dude, this video was so funny when i was a kid

>>720571341
She is actually right. Women having to choose men with money is dysgenic. But the problem here is money, not patriarchy.

>>720579097
>I never had sex or had a GF all through my teens and early 20s, I thought I had finally made it. I'm almost 26 and still living with my parents now.
same, but i never had sex or a gf period

>>720606797
Try getting a little reading comprehension there, you fucking illiterate pussy