Thread 723666732

Make him go faster

>>723666732 (OP)
Games for this feel?

>>723666732 (OP)
>OK I laughed. Can we get a real Mega now?
>No? We just gotta deal with this forever?

>>723668429
next time in z-a they'll give him a mega where he's all black with spikes and he's bleeding from his gemstone, is that good enough for you?

>>723667657
Synthetik and The Ascend, maybe?

>>723668491
>he
>not xer/xim

Starmie's a hermaphroditic deep-sea organism

>>723668491
That's obviously not what anyone's asking for. This is basically the same model with the legs slightly stretched. I'm pretty sure there was already a 3D game where Starmie walked around similarly.

That's so goofy! It's a heckin' reference to [irrelevant weebshit] This design has grown on me!

>>723667657
F-Zero GX?

he won btw.

>>723668627
FASTER

wont be surprised nintendo use Blender for their 3d

>>723666732 (OP)
why did they give starmie and this nigga a mega?

I'm so confused, what the actual fuck is this?

>>723668778
holy shit...

>>723669123
F A S T E R

Starmie in fortnite when

>>723668778
Gamefreak is this real?

>>723666732 (OP)
It's, uh, it's kinda growing on me...

>>723669123
Me on the way to uuh idk

>>723668778
OMG IS THIS REAL?

He's kinda growing on me ngl

>>723667657
Metroid Dread

>>723669421
FASTER!!!!!

>We want Japanese media to continue to remain distinctly Japanese rather than for it to be forcefully influenced by westerners and losing its identity in the process!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S TOO JAPANESE

>>723666732 (OP)
>wasn't expecting the barrage of laser accurate hydro pumps that you have to roll like it's a fromsoft game

>>723670005
Oh uhh. Seizure warning I guess.

>>723668429
>>OK I laughed. Can we get a real Mega now?
every mega looks dogshit

>>723670005
Why is he in such a hurry?

>mega so retarded it 180 into being good
>meanwhile every other mega looks retarded

>>723670054
I'm thinking Mega Starmie is final boss material

>>723670106
He ordered some torchic tendies almost an entire minute ago and his slothful trainer has yet to deliver them, so he must go and gather them himself (and teach his lazy, worthless trainer some manners while he's at it).

the amount of porn created with mega starmie and misty in such a short time is worrisome

>>723668989
I love that nigga. A Pokemon with literally ZERO weaknesses is based.
What's his mega look like?

>>723670464
He turns into a cum spirit

this is about as close to making pikaman real as we'll get huh

>>723668989
>>723670464
>n word in the big 2025

>>723670156
Literally the Bazz of Pokemon.

>>723671026
Well its not like we sent them back

>>723670464
He goes back to having Tynamo elements

>>723669375
Me clicking through directories on my second hard on my way to goon.

>>723670005
Bro slow down, it’s not that important, yeesh

>>723670464
he's weak to ground now because ZA has no abilities

>>723672759
For fuck's sake Game Freak literally can't do a single god damn thing right in their godforsaken lives, I pray that company gets dirty bombed

>>723667657
What a kino game

>>723668778
Hes the best thing that came from this game

>>723668778
how did they teach the starmie to do that haha

>>723673149
Nigga calm down, its a fucking side game, not a mainline

>>723668627
Honestly this speed level looks pretty good

>>723668778
>pure power
He absolutely did win, this fucker is gonna get banned

>>723674115
Pokemon Snap was a good indicator of what a 3rd party dev could do for the series

>>723673290
That would be my girlfirend actually.

>>723674450
…and precisely why we haven’t gotten any since. Gamefreak don’t wanna look bad

>>723668491
Of course not! It's not an epic reference to anything, so how could it grow on me?!

>>723673803
I do not care. You don't take a mon who's entire gimmick is his ability and take away that ability. Even fucking Regigigas got Slow Start in LA but the levitating electric type can't get his ONE thing that keeps him from just being another middling electric type?
No. Game Freak does not get a "oh but it's a side game" pass. Mystery Dungeon had abilities. Conquest had abilities. Even fucking Unite, the ASSFAGGOTS, has abilities and that's not a game from a decade ago. Those lazy fucks can code in some god damn abilities.

>>723674115
>gen 5
>dark
You aren't slick, yawnfag.

>>723674115
both pokemon legends have been the most fun i've ever had in a while. hell, the writing in scarlet and violet was actually interesting and made even the ugliest characters stand out. if anything, we might see some good games in the switch 2. we have the leaks as proof. you can stop pretending now.

>>723673803
Legends are mainline games.

I like the music, each of the main trainers having their own theme was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmkSUNreeuU

>we have the leaks as proof. you can stop pretending now
I thought the leaks proved that nothing’s changing. Hell apparently nintendo were begging gamefreak to get some people on for quality control and offered up 3 different devs, only to be told to fuck off

>>723668778
>>723668627
>>723666732 (OP)
Wtf is going on? Why the fuck have I been seeing this character more and more? This a new meme?

>>723674931
@grok is this real

>>723674478
eww why is she black

>>723675041
Because how else am I suppose to colonize my wife?

>>723674931
Starmie got a mega evolution in the new game but they just gave it longer legs, so manchildren are XDing and slapping their bellies all over it

>>723675215
>shitting and crying over starmie
lol. lmao.

>>723666732 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsYyzqc_5vg

>>723674115
Black/white is the "dark era" of the Soul/Silver pokekids. The "last good Pokémon game" changes depending on your generation. I've heard people calling Sword & Shield "the last good Pokémon game"

>>723674931
Gamfreak made a retarded mega for starmie. Fans are now attempting to astroturf people into liking it with memes. Ironybros being faggots as usual basically.

>>723670005
N-NANI?!

they should just give her mrs.increbile tier limbs where they all move and grow

>>723675679
I'm simply not going to get mad over there being a goofy evolution for a pokemon introduced to me almost 30 years ago. It's just not worth my time or energy.

>>723674127
What physical attacks does starmie have worth using?

>>723666732 (OP)
Is his penis triangular as well?

>>723676110
Flip Turn

>>723670005
H-he's fast.

What happened to the whole "SILENCE BRAND" thing? Did AI TikToks of melting kittens from the third world successfully fry off that little spark of awareness regarding meme marketing?

>>723674787
Largely yeah, Gamefreak's comfortable where they're at right now. Obviously it's not all sunshine behind closed doors with those very-probably Gamefreak related, I think it was LinkedIn reviews of the company? Typical corporate stuff from Japan, few-no growth opportunities and that kind of thing, no chance to become a senior yourself. But they're gonna clutch Pokemon to the grave because why the fuck wouldn't they hold one of the single most profitable IPs in human existence close

>>723676327
Swept away my covid, ukraine war, and X news.

>>723676327
It was over brands trying to be quirk-chungus and relatable on social media, not seeing a Pokemon design you didn't like. It started with the Wendy's social media account on Tumblr.

>>723674606
As someone who plays pokemon games casually once every few years, I gotta say you sound like you know your stuff. Let's just say I wouldn't wanna battle you

>>723668627
Based

>>723668778
wtf??

>ZA has the best animations and cutscenes out of any pokemon game
>No voice acting
Why?

>>723677562
scarlet and violet had really good animations during cutscenes as well.

>>723669123
HA-HAYAI

>>723676480
Yeah because hayai leg day patrick starmie totally isn't quirk chungus...it's absolutely just another reference to the shitty alien movie. Pokemon is still deeply rooted in jap culture guise. Now keep up the DAMNATION skarmory art for daddy

>>723675679
you have a gigantic stick up your bum
many such cases

>>723668989
Why wouldnt they?

>>723677641
I have absolutely no idea what you're even upset about now.

>>723677840
grifter melty

>>723675041
Because anon has based taste

>>723677840
>It was over brands trying to be quirk-chungus and relatable on social media, not seeing a Pokemon design you didn't like.

>>723675132
But but, the white race...

Starmie is an ICONIC POKEMON from GEN 1 (that's Generation 1 for you plebs) and is one of the SIGNATURE POKEMON of MISTY, one of the most IMPORTANT HEROINES IN ANIME (that's Japanese Animation for you uncultured non-otaku) HISTORY, and DESERVES to be TREATED with DIGNITY and RESPECT. This WILL NOT STAND, GAME FREAK.

>>723668778
has science gone too far?

>I AM SILLY
concession accepted lol

>>723677562
Less than 10 million budget.

>>723677957
One single determined white man with enough sperm can accelerate African evolution by 1000 years. Think about that for a second.

I'm the man for the job.

this shit looks so fucking stupid it's great

>>723677912
My man. My guy. I am deadly serious. If you cannot tell the difference between an official twitter channel posting "hello fellow youths!" memes and a bunch of retards on the internet having a laugh about a goofy design and then making memes leaning into that then you need to get off 4chan and head on over to Reddit so that can label everything with an /s for your socially retarded ass.

>>723678625
>no argument
>pure grift
boring.

>>723678196
faster

>>723667657
Ruiner

>>723666732 (OP)
I can't think of any other fandom that suffers from sunk cost syndrome more than pokefags

>>723677901
Is it based on shit?

>>723668778
starmie fortnite

>starmie has always had the weird limb movements
>its mega emphasizes that and makes it move uncannily human
>this is bad because it looks goofy
the negativity feels more and more performative with every pokemon game released since sword and shield.

>>723678886
I hardly knower.

>>723679849
Because the series deserves it. Billion-dollar franchise btw

>>723679849
trumps supporters dont like that a game that doesn't fit their agenda is constantly doing billions.

>>723678196
your speed... is nothing to me

>>723674115
That's lot of words just to say it went downhill when they stopped being fuckable

You can tell who are real pokemon fans and who are just more culture war grifters by whether or not they are upset over mega starmie.

I really really like Starmie's jewel thing

>Knew Starmie was going to be the best one out of the leaks.
>Actual game footage of it fighting is funnier than anything the leaks could have prepared me for.

>>723680839
I can't believe Misty raped every Staru across the world.

>>723666732 (OP)
fake corpo-safe manufactured maymay for a shit game

>>723674115
nothing but FACTS
KNEEL TO THE OG FANS, RETARDED ZOOMOIDS

>>723680839
I just can't understand why I should even be upset. How many people are such huge fans of Starmie that this is genuinely offensive to them? Be fucking honest, how many of you actually even used Starmie?

>>723681482
You know how woke people act offended on behalf of minorities? It's like that with video game grifters.

>>723680839
people are under the impression that all these fanarts are made by people playing the crappy games. No one cares, mega starmie is fucking based, i'm still not buying a switch 2

>>723677275
it looks like he's going in reverse

>>723666732 (OP)
https://youtu.be/KcueppW9mos?si=MKNCI9ap22BslRWN&t=10

>>723666732 (OP)
Mega Starmie finally capitalizing on the long running narrative in the games about them being aliens and not starfish was the best thing to happen to Z-A

>>723680839
Way more likely to be a Star-man reference dude. No one in TPC knows of that Misty pose.

>>723668658
>japanese game has reference to something japanese
Whoa.

>>723668778
He really did.

>>723682287
what type is genocide cutter?

>>723681701
Yeah ZA sucks and I'll wait for the next actual mainline Pokemon game, but Mega Starmie is very based.

>>723666732 (OP)
Muscle March lookin' ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzYEWTsyPSo

>>723666732 (OP)
OBJECTIVE: DONT CUM

>>723681219
>johtoids
>og fans
you're not part of the cool kids fag

>>723680412
I would call you a retard for bringing politics into this, but with Asmongold and Grummz now targeting pokemon it is pretty obvious where the anti-pokemon stuff is coming from these days.

>>723666732 (OP)
It looks so fucking stupid lmao

>>723682720
Wtf he's literally me.....

>>723674995
We should have a 4chan AI that responds to certain posts or something, maybe as an April Fools gag.

>>723683312
DORIYA

>>723680714
Retarded take because on every objective porn metric like number of R18 fanart and doujins, Pokemon peaked at gen 7 even though that's one of the weaker gens (only good as far as 3D gens go)

>>723670005
>me omw to inform the israeli embassy there's a bomb strapped to my chest

>>723666732 (OP)
>His limbs are no longer radially symmetrical
Pathetic.

>>723683459
>on every objective porn metric

Starmie was always a little unnerving, which made the stretching fit. Its when you have just a regular mon like Skarmory and morph them that it just seems questionable.

>>723668989
Eelektross was based. When it was new so many people would try earthquaking it since its sprite was grounded. But then oops, levitate!

Starmie is supposed to be a space alien. It's supposed to be uncanny.

>>723683459
I applaud the conviction with which you typed this.

>>723684084
yeah but it didn't have to be stupid too

>>723682720
I will intentionally fail that mission.

>>723683812
Well yeah humans don't have radial symmetry

>>723666732 (OP)
what game is he edited into here

>>723666732 (OP)
is the gif a reference to another game besides pokemon or is it just funny to watch him run

>>723684282
What's this one referencing?

>>723666732 (OP)
i love this guy regardless of how shit his game is

>>723668989
Mega Eelektross is awesome, it utterly steamrolls people in ranked battles with crazy coverage moves and STAB Wild Charge nukes. It only took me 5 matched to get Greninja's mega stone and I placed 1st in 4 of them thanks to it.

Wouldn't people forgive this game if it was just like 40 dollars? I think it costing 70 is outrageous.

>>723684589
fghting game hitboxes

>>723678947
Gachafags
Leaguefags
Yugiohfags
Sportfags
Fucking 4chanfags

>>723684589
Toki from Hokuto no Ken.

>>723685143
>Gacha
still gets quality content
>League
still gets quality content
>Yugioh
game is ruined as far as I'm aware, yeah
>Sports
depends on the team obv
>4chan
WAKE ME UP

Pokefags are still eating the most shit though. GameFreak has been been shitting out nothing but slop since at least 2019, arguably longer.

>>723685161
Kek

>>723685015
Yeah if it was cheaper id get it. Its 100$ Canadian for the switch 2 version before tax. Its outrageous.

>>723670005
Faster.

The game is simply too expensive for what it offers.

>>723684084
I expected something further along the celestial body scale like pic rel. instead of starmie+ we got bizarro starmie.
mega starmie looks like what'd happen if you evolved a staryu with a semen infused water stone.

>>723668778
Thought that was the Thanos twerking dance for a second

>>723674115
3rd gen best gen

>>723670037
He looks like patrick from spongebob.

>>723685331
>League
>still gets quality content

>>723678680
I don't think you even know what the word "grift" means.
Big dumb dumb.

>>723684084
>>723685863
Should have been this.

>>723670005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

>>723686115
The game sucks but they still put effort into new characters, visual updates, etc. They recently released a new game mode on a new map, plus two new ARAM maps. And they're bringing back the winter map, which is kino. don't (you) me for knowing this
Pokemon cannot say the same.

>>723674115
sex with garbodor

Is it possible for them to ever rollback any of these shitty pokemon and mechanics? There's are some decent megas, but almost everyone would be okay if they all went away forever. About half of the Pokemon need to be deleted too.

>>723686393
i think you're alone on this and you should kill yourself.

>>723686369
new/more content != quality content

>>723686369
Is any of this shit actually good? Because I can say the same because Game Freak shits out a new Pokemon game that has new designs, a new region, new characters, etc. Just because they're putting out content doesn't mean it's GOOD content

>>723685161
HOLY BASED

>>723686010
someone make mega starmie dancing like this

kino

>>723669123
Put him in the gif with Bazz and Linkara

>>723671026
>(12)
Why do you have so many gifs of a nigger?

>>723686452
Nah I’m with him and you’re a tasteless faggot that should die slowly

>>723686853
>samefagging because no one agreed with him
very sad.

>>723686646
very kino, indeed.

>>723675256
>seething for being called out
Lmao

>>723686457
>>723686560
The main thing League has going for it is that the quality of its content has been consistent if not improving over time. At its core the game sucks because it's a competitive game you play with random autistic asian kid teammates. Can't do anything about that.
The Pokemon series has deteriorated relative to its contemporaries over the last 30 years. Can't say that about League. So Pokefags are the ones still eating the most shit.
>Is any of this shit actually good?
The new game mode is kinda fun. Matches are only ~10 minutes.

>>723668778
I feel like playing Pokémon now.

>>723679859
buddy, she'd ruin you

>>723686901
Nta but please continue to cope by being yourself, I’m having a good time lol

>>723682720
miyamoto would say that's bad game design

>>723666732 (OP)
>>723668778
Alright I love him

>>723686048
Boss baby vibes for sure

>>723668778
he schmoovin

>>723681482
You realize Starmie is a staple of the first 5 gens right? Both a major player in the gen 1 anime/Misty's ace, and a competitive legend until powercreep caught up with it in XY

>>723666732 (OP)
>>723668778

>>723682850
>he didn't liked pokemon 2000
tertiary retard you weren't there lmao

I can't believe Bazz became a Pokemon.

>>723686285
that's boring

gen 4 really was the end although i liked gen 7

>>723684084
It doesn't look uncanny it just looks retarded. Big fuckin retard starfish. Fuck you.

Wtf is this retatded bot shit?

>>723680839
I'm not, like, "upset" about it. But I don't really like it either, I'd maybe start liking starmie a little bit if it actually had a cool mega but alas

>>723684084
There's nothing uncanny about stretching out two of Starmie's legs and calling it a new form.

>>723687378
Boring is better than LOL HE RUNZ LIKE A HUMAN. It's just an edit of the original design, nothing that looks like a mega evolution.

>>723687501
cope phoneposter newfaggot

the amount of niggas seething over Starmie is hilarious. they're acting like the starfish raped their family.

>>723687501
grifters spamming. just ignore 'em.

>>723687546
Why the fuck would I be laying in bed with a computer you dumb faggot

>>723683362
Sadly that card was already used up with the shitty GPT-4chan April Fools some years ago with just tagging random posts as being made by a robot. Also, that would take effort, but I wouldn't seeing it for a day if not just to see every board try to break it.

>>723687540
anon, nothing is worse than being boring

>>723687540
Megas are power ups so are the base design slightly altered like Blaziken

>>723666732 (OP)
should have given him more colors

>>723687760
i don't see a world where being hated isn't worse

>>723687668
whatever you say fattass

>>723685143
>Fucking 4chanfags
low blow bro...

>>723687823
>implying chris chan isn't having the time of a lifetime every day

>>723681107
>Source: my ass!

>>723687546
>>723687668
>>723687828
BE NICE, you butt hurt chumps! BE NICE!

>>723687792
The legs are elongated. That's it. Nothing like a few more details to its core or even a different color to its core, just a Starmie with humanlike movements.

>>723666732 (OP)
why dont they just close the doors faster?

>>723674478
>IT'S FUCKING BURNT!

>>723677742
>won't cuss
>trump reference
Groyper,

>>723688050
then he'll run faster

>>723682428
Dark/Physical

>>723668778
This is real.

>>723687934
It actually is pretty different. it looks like starmie cosplayer replaced starmie. It's basically a guy in a fursuit. Funny to see 4chan simp for it though.

>>723687054
God I wish.

>>723687934
Those are tentacles not legs

>>723667657
I only know this game existed because they advertised they had Susumu Hirasawa on the soundtrack and it wasn’t even made for the game just one song he already made they just paid to use.

starmiefags won bigly compared to this fucking travesty

>>723669123
>mom found the poop sock

>>723681482
Part of my original 6 (but I actually like this goofy ass design)

I always thought Starmie was the coolest gen1 pokemon, both aesthetically and the fact that it's really, really fucking powerful.

>>723674115
pokemon was never good. the entire point of the game was to sell merch and get an animated series to sell even more merch, the game has always been secondary.

>>723687913
That's a good one

>>723687869
>>implying chris chan isn't having the time of a lifetime every day
he really isn't

>>723676110
Waterfall, Psycho Cut, Facade

>>723674115
>route 1 pidgey encounter
Oh wow God forbid

>>723688640
HP is kind of low, but the defense and offense stats are pretty solid for a gen 1. Power creep from the later generations is so gay.

>>723687668
using 4chan on a phone is painful

>>723666732 (OP)
It's retarded. The way it moves it retarded. But it's retarded in an endearing way, like the design is an intentional shitpost by gamefreak, instead of something they intended us to take seriously.

>>723684084
I thought all pokemon were space aliens

>>723670091
???

>>723672759
Nigga...

>>723687546
>>723687065
arrest butthurt grifter

>>723687015
The flagship ASSFAGGOTS gets worse every year.
2XKO is a massive flop that looks and plays like shit.
Arcane ended and it pissed off almost everyone that watched it because of how bad the 2nd season was.

League is not doing good quality, but still make money because leaguefags are retards.

>>723690437
2XKO and Arcane are both confirmed kino
but that may not stop 2XKO from flopping since fighting games are almost as niche as it gets

>>723688473
I can't unsee that meme picture of Jerry going "wat".

>>723687378
It'd be cool if he was continuously fractaling.

>>723691420
A race between these two would be priceless!

>>723674115
Jumped ship after gen 5 although i was the only one in my friend group who stuck around for that long. all of them stopped playing pokemon after emerald/diamond/pearl. I should have done the same

>>723691420
MY FUARKING HEROS

>>723690257
theyre demons and aliens are demons so basically yea

Nigger arse

Starmie is now a mainstay on my team. The best Pokemon in gen 1 became the best Pokemon in gen 9.

Megas were always a horrible idea.
They should've just given evos to shitmons that you could never justify using the mega for.

i think megas being stupid kind of makes sense because they are not proper evolutions
if you want to make a pokemon look funny or stupid, megas are the best way to do it
but it needs a nice balance of cool and stupid ones

>>723692334
Megas arent intended to be evos but a sort of super mode for a pokemon.

>>723674450
was this good? never played a snap game. the concept just seems boring

>>723692630
Yeah and the ones for garbage mons are pointless because you'd have tons of better ones and can only use one.

>>723686285
>made of stanless steel

I'm going to crush you

>>723692745
Megas are chosen for shillmons then random fuckers,theres no competitive motive to making a pokemon mega since mega is an unbalanced shit mechanic

>>723666732 (OP)
I haven't gotten to this fight yet but man some of these mega fights are tough.
That fight with the double worm rock thing was a pain in the ass, the mini ones it spawns kept running at me and wouldn't give me time to target the boss.
I won but I was probably a hit away from getting fucked

>>723682287
>>723682941
>>723683312
>>723684282

I fucking love fighting games

>>723677562
Why would you want voice acting? If the 3D Zelda team dropped the ball, Game Freak would too.

>>723677562
>ZA has the best animations and cutscenes out of any pokemon game
god that is fucking sad, they're still lagging like 15 years behind the rest of the industry

>>723685143
>Fucking 4chanfags
you dont have to say it...

>>723675679
It'd be funny if the rest of the game was good and this was just another shitpostmon like dudunsparce but unfortunately the entire game is shit

>>723680839
misty became a milf?

Do they still have the mandate that Pokemon aren't allowed to look cool?
It feels like there are way too many shitpost designs now that are unfunny references.

>>723670005
h-hayai

Bros I'm so sorry, but ranked online is really fun.
Especially using an explosion Metagross...

>>723692149
I look exactly like this, but don't say this.

>>723694384
?

>>723667657
>>723688368
GO GET EM PUPPY

>>723694498
post bussy

>>723694451
I tried on day 1 with my cute lil houndour that I just caught and was raped by max level japs with endgame mons.

I finally realized why starmie and staryu were my favorite pokemon. 1990chad here and this card was the first thing I ever jerked it to. I loved misty so much. First crush. First hentai I ever jerked to was on aerisdies.com (aeri*h fags kys) of misty humping her starmie (and then I started jerking to inuyasha and all the kagome bath scenes)
And now starmie is a rapist and the thread is 90% him raping misty
kino
Damn good memories

>>723687540
this looks kinda cool

>>723695254
I was going to post the Pic because I found it but I've come to realize that misty is like 10 in this so even though I still associate it as my childhood crush and see me as 7 or w/e in that scenario, well, yeah, it's still pedo shit and now it's weird
but kagome is """15""" and look at this shit man

>>723688535
Kek lmao!

>>723687913
Holy fuck why is the oc for this retarded lazy design so kino, I'm actually falling to my knees uncontrollably...

>>723692149
Nice

All you fags are posting lame af mega starmie
this is the best idea
But honestly the real one kind of mogs it to me now too. The power of memes is real. It's kino.

>>723675679
Or people are just making jokes about it and you're a joyless schizophrenic sack of shit with a permatinhat mindbreak thinking everyone is always trying to manipulate you.
Protip: Nobody gives a shit whether you live or die, so nobody gives enough of a fuck to change your mind on anything. Pull your head out of your ass and get over yourself you stuck up bitter nigger.

>>723666732 (OP)
>ZA is such dogshit that all pokedrones can do is spam memes of this trash design
KEK

>>723695713
*makes you seethe*

>>723668491
All you retards have the same comeback. You think we want some edgy faggot shit but we literally just don't want some stupid fucking star fish with long legs. Kill yourself.

>>723695780
nah, we all like starman here.

Did he... always look like that?

>>723694384
>Do they still have the mandate that Pokemon aren't allowed to look cool?
That's not what they meant.
He was saying that if a design is too cool, then it becomes less endearing.

>>723684084
I think its only uncanny animation is when it tries to spin like usual and just slowly rotates its new legs around the center

>>723692149
Alrighty now...

>>723667657
Cyberpunk 2077

>>723694384
Scolipede, scrafty, hawlucha, the kalos starters and drampa all have cool looking non shitpost megas

>>723668778
Jesus christ

>>723696286
the one and only

>>723695979
I'm curious if he's right. I'd love to see the cooler version of luxray he envisioned and compared the two.

Does mega starmie at least pick up fighting as a secondary typing

It ain't gonna suck itself

>>723695823
having them conflate starmie with fucking starman as an epic reference is a travesty
much like deltarune's botched attempt that insists upon itself more than anything

>>723666732 (OP)
same energy

do NOT look up what sounds staryu and starmie make in the anime

>>723696848
all that just to say you dont like it. get out of here, lil nigga.

>>723674115
>the hardest pokemon game with the longest postgame
>hurr durr 2ez
no
everyone knows that was XY

>>723686805
cause he's a cool nigger

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-rt6oYvFbI

>>723682883
delusional

>>723668778
Can't hear catbox but I really hope it's lady hear me tonight

>>723670005
that's some running in the 90s shit

>>723675041
Because she's French

>>723695617
This should've just been one of its animations, like a diving sideways headbutt. Complete with it sticking into the ground a bit with the "head" before standing back up onto its legs.

>>723696968
dub issue

>>723667128
>>723668853
>>723669189
>>723669478
>>723685809
Holy mother of autism.

>>723698282
how new?

>>723681482
I liked Starmie and Staryu from the anime because of their voices.
>HA!

>>723698754
chat, pull up the French voices

>>723698935
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X07gQFUffy8

>>723695898
>the scarf is his tongue

>>723696517
i posted an edit some time ago and it did look a smidge cooler imo.
nothing lifechanging tho

Don't you ever stop

>>723695979
If only they stuck to that philosophy instead of going for weird factors.

>>723666732 (OP)
>>723668627
>>723669123
>>723669421
>>723670005
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>723696895
he's that food critic from Raratouille

>>723684084
>supplant humanity

>>723684084
>Can I copy your homework?
>Sure bro, just don't make it obvious
>Bet
>
So, when's the Marvel vs. Nintendo lawsuit? Fucking chinks deserve a taste of their own medicine.

>>723673290
>Hes the best thing that came from this game
A common trend for new Pokemon games

>>723668989
>Why give spruce moose a mega

NEN HAYAIN DA YO

>>723700032
Netanyahu?

>>723695367
Billie Eilish 14

>>723695367
>>723700645
good breasts

>>723700645
Is that loss?

>>723668518
Gondola in space!!! :-DD

>>723667657
KILL BOSS

>>723687069
I'm such a simple retard for laughing at this.

>>723670005
until it's just red flashing

>>723684589
shalom

>>723704384
Knock yourself out

>>723704740
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>723704740
close, but it just needs to be red sequences

I just want to see these mega fuckers get transferred back to a mainline game so their stats can be datamined and they can be ported over to Pokerogue.

>>723705080
>>723704740

>>723674115
>m.jpg
>(1) implying you saved it more than once
shm

reminder the the starmie/mega-starmie memes are being pushed by transgender discord groomers because somehow mega-starmie is "trans-coded"

>>723699142
it's been 12 years since XY. how have you never realized the pink thing wraped on its necks is his tounge?

>>723705469
this is more my speed

>>723705480
>do I fit in yet?

>>723705643
>be walkin'
>trip and fall on shit
>you now taste it

>>723705480
snoy calling the kettle blacked

>>723676327
Tendies have no dignity and will swallow up this shit gladly

>>723705480
you're actually mentally i'll. LOL.

>>723680839
>Third time itt trying to use grifter
You people are literal vermin filth

>>723705850
>>723705706
>>723705676
seething discortrannies

>>723668778
She's in the next smash btw

reminder that you are posting in a troon thread

>>723668518
amogus

>>723668627
HAYAI

>>723666732 (OP)
The sad thing is I do like how uncanny it is and the joke is that they only changed the leg size, I just wished they did a tiny bit more with it?

>>723705480
Oh it's obvious by how often they try to use grifter to cry about people calling this gay shit out. Not to mention Pokemon attracts the faggiest of fags

>>723705960
Wait till lil bro learns about mitosis

>>723706892
>Cells do mitosis
>We are basically just a culmination of cells
I-i'm full of troons? They won... they fucking won... bro's... i have the urge to speedrun mario 64, hold on-

>>723675679
If you're scoffing at people making ocs of a goofy absurd design and assuming it has to be a corporate astroturf, then i got bad news.
Its not them that's irony poisoned, its you.

>>723676110
Liquidation, Flip Turn, Zen Headbutt, and Bulk Up got added to its movepool in ZA

>>723706623
>"It's not like this is a highlight for me either."

>>723705960
>biology is... le woke?

>>723691420
Xhe walked so æhe could run.

Funny but still not buying

>>723684980
Damn, nice to hear one of my favorite 5th gen mons is great so far.

>>723699947
>Starro
>Marvel

>>723693434
are you a black or tranny and/or autistic?

All these star mans appearing in Nintendo Switch 2 games recently makes me think they have something planned for Mother/EarthBound.

>>723712541
Theres even a Fractone that shapeshifts into a star in Donkey Kong Bananza

>>723667657
Tron Ares https://youtu.be/ysMcbw35-s8?si=yKJPMCABU510FDJS
https://youtu.be/QQp_2-m5yV8?si=vbHjoe97XYt0wgkT

At first, I hated it, but now I see that Mega Starmie is the greatest thing ever created.

>>723684084
>>723680839
Reminds me of the Starmen

Today I remind you
https://youtu.be/7AnkGLQVXCY?si=CxRs50ZTh-tupBHR

>>723713390
>>723712923
>>723712541
STARMEN REPRESENT!!!

>>723713798
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CS452p0zMgI

>>723668518
sussy...

>>723667657
Isn’t their new game like that?

>>723668627
Legs not long enough

>>723697370
How so? They've both put out hit tweets against Pokemon and both fell down the culture war hole.

>>723680839
Really now?
It’s this

>>723666732 (OP)
Popular gen alpha retard thread I see.

>>723670924
GODS, WHY!!!!?

>>723716109
I just realized his HE-YAH voice is a reference to ultraman (or not)

>>723705643
Looks like it has eyes. Always thought it was some kind of internal parasite wearing the body like a skin suit.

>>723705480
So is Atsu, so guess it all evens out.

>>723699952
Based, fuck the haters

>>723686285
you must be one dull mfer

>lmao why are you upset?
>just eat the slop, bro
Heavens forbid people dislike dogshit. It's not like this is the only issue people have with Pokemon, it's just a recent entry in the LONG list of everything Gamefreak fucks up. But don't you dare complain or expect any better, because nintentoddlers will come out in droves to defend their favorite corpos serving them nothing but shit. You retards deserve mockery way more than any of these shitty games.

>>723718107
Of course
He also does beam attacks

Starmie is my favorite pokemon. We won starmie bros. We won.

>>723696286
He can't save you now

>>723687668
jej

>>723684084
>>723713390
yeah this was what i first thought too, pretty obvious. im nonplussed overall.

>>723690425
shut the FUCK up Pablo

>>723682287
>>723682941
...but why Rugal?

>>723682720
please no, don't do this to me. I still haven't seen Starmie rule34 in my entire life. I browsed agnph since 2000

>>723685331
>Gacha
>still gets quality content
unironically, kill yourself

>>723666732 (OP)
>>723668627
>>723668778
>>723669123
>>723674537
>>723717024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHU3RwdzrXw

>>723724532
ORGAAAAAAAA

>>723695254
Nice, my first hentai was a gif of Misty getting fucking SLAMMED by Pikachu with a big wrinkly cock. I think it was by the pool.
Good times.

>>723723719
Why not? What about Guile?

>>723716109
>>723718107
I just realized too. Holy shit, I love him even more now.

How can one star be so powerful?