>>723207402
Won what?

One drink per person is okay because sweet drinks are one of the leading causes of obeasity. Still I know bongs are not doing that because of this

>this is my bro's mega form
I am going to kill myself

>>723073873
That's kick ass, way better than the shit Game Freak just shat out with Legends ZA

>>58380579
Maybe this bit of lore will help you:

Every morning, Blastoise and all other water starters piss on Mega Feraligatr's urinal protusion as an humiliation ritual. He takes it, as it is his only way to use Water moves later in the day, and as a matter of fact it is what this protusion is for in the first place. Nature gave him his role as the FECALigatr

>>58375581
Here. Keep Blastoise's name in your fucking mouth.

>>723006758
Mega Ruined ‘Mons - “Mutilated Lips” by Ween https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGSI9qoNjYk
Instrumental https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwO8_x-_6TQ

I went to play Pokémon
Spoiler season on /vp/
As has now become so common
Z-A brings designs shitty

I said, “Game Freak’s a clown”
Every Mega’s ugly now

Mega ruined ‘mon is the spawn I want gone
Dragonite wings ON
From the back to existing on the head
I dread, the rest if this is the trend
I don’t want another shit dra-gon
Yeah, I yawn
Mega ruined ‘mon is the spawn I want gone
They got Drampa wrong
Gave it angry eyebrows and let it mald
So auld, frustrated hitting the wall
It looks like it wants me off its lawn
Yeah, I yawn

Shitpost squabble, sad as Sobble
Ooh, mind boggle ogled model
Were your artists so fucking coddled, why
Who’s to blame this debacle

Clashing model, badly drawn
Stay in ball, you ugly ‘mon

Mega ruined ‘mon is the spawn I want gone
Let the vore begone
The Victreebel inflation is so weird
I fear, Delphox grew new broom and beard
As the foxes say, it’s such a ‘kon’
Yeah, I yawn
Mega ruined ‘mon is the spawn I want gone
Of the big blossom
Meganium expanding on its neck
What dreck, just like Raichu Y and X
My mega ‘mon suffering goes on

Mega ruined ‘mon is the spawn I want gone
They did gator wrong
A urinal expanding from the neck
The heck, what toilet approved this wreck
I won’t be unwhipping out my dong
Yeah, I yawn
Mega ruined ‘mon is the spawn I want gone
And they have the gall
Of DLC exclusives so deluxe
No fucks, demanding thirty-plus bucks
This has gotta be a scammy con
Yeah, I yawn

Humiliation Ritual

>>58378121
I haven't seen anyone call Mega Feraligatr unoriginal, a Pokémon you're better off taking a shit or piss on than using is certainly unique.

johtosisters...why does this keep fucking happening to us....