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>Most eaten bird in the world
>Zero good games
How can we fix this?
Anonymous No.724491902 [Report] >>724496073 >>724497926 >>724534036
Absolute clucker
Anonymous No.724491906 [Report] >>724522318 >>724528629
>>724491731 (OP)
Play https://store.steampowered.com/app/2569610/Turbo_Chicken_Simulator/

Croatians made it so it's probably a ripoff of Squirrel with a Gun from the looks of it
Anonymous No.724491947 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
There was a pretty fun mobile game where you ran a chicken farm. Called eggs inc. or something. I think many have at least one nostalgic memory of that Can Your Pet game. I remember being an absolute sperg in elementary school and the one time I was interacting one on one with a girl after school I decided to show her it on a school computer.
Anonymous No.724492014 [Report] >>724492362 >>724493636 >>724505786 >>724505886 >>724518405 >>724520168 >>724528981 >>724532836
I love chickens so much I wish they didn't taste this good
Anonymous No.724492043 [Report] >>724492168 >>724492475 >>724493156 >>724498508 >>724501975 >>724502259 >>724503929 >>724506645 >>724508794 >>724510190 >>724510604 >>724511986 >>724518156 >>724528752 >>724532371 >>724537178 >>724541126
>>724491731 (OP)
Ultimate Chicken Horse?
Anonymous No.724492049 [Report]
Germany's entire video game industry consists of an office game where you shoot chickens
Anonymous No.724492168 [Report]
>>724492043
>
but why???
Anonymous No.724492198 [Report]
my family raised a chicken and I cried when we had to kill it
I still eat chicken like every other week though
there's a game called bomb chicken I think about trying every now adn then but then I get stingy and don't
Anonymous No.724492313 [Report]
bird thread?
Anonymous No.724492362 [Report]
>>724492014
My grandma couldn't bring herself to butcher her cluckers
Fed them until they got nabbed by a fox or something even after they stopped laying eggs
Anonymous No.724492448 [Report] >>724493212 >>724493892
Did you beat the cock?
Anonymous No.724492475 [Report] >>724492642
>>724492043
Why did she do it?
Anonymous No.724492476 [Report] >>724510604
>>724491731 (OP)
you can play as chicken in guacamelee, its very fun
Anonymous No.724492517 [Report] >>724492673
>>724491731 (OP)
>Zero good games
Anonymous No.724492545 [Report]
Anonymous No.724492549 [Report] >>724492608 >>724492743 >>724493214 >>724505249 >>724507820 >>724510604 >>724511727 >>724528551 >>724528671 >>724528848 >>724532610
Anonymous No.724492608 [Report]
>>724492549
borb
Anonymous No.724492642 [Report] >>724495750
>>724492475
>she
That's a man
Anonymous No.724492673 [Report]
>>724492517
This
Anonymous No.724492679 [Report] >>724492930 >>724504601
>>724491731 (OP)
No new games at least
Anonymous No.724492698 [Report]
Best thread in a while kekekek
Anonymous No.724492732 [Report] >>724510604 >>724518373
Anonymous No.724492743 [Report]
>>724492549
Is this how they make Roundmeal?
Anonymous No.724492838 [Report] >>724506274 >>724522512
Anonymous No.724492840 [Report]
>bird known for raping its women
>escape from duckov sells 2 million copies in 2 weeks
Anonymous No.724492864 [Report] >>724492968
Cluck thread
Anonymous No.724492871 [Report] >>724492961 >>724494212 >>724504124 >>724526654 >>724533814 >>724541193
Anonymous No.724492929 [Report] >>724505387 >>724505873 >>724510756
>game has playable chicken
>she can evolve
Anonymous No.724492930 [Report] >>724501971 >>724504793
>>724492679
This game is so frustrating because it's almost good. Then your egg gets stuck on a ledge for the ninth time and you can't take it anymore.
Anonymous No.724492961 [Report]
>>724492871
raptors
Anonymous No.724492968 [Report]
>>724492864
we must be better birds
Anonymous No.724492982 [Report] >>724541286
Anonymous No.724493073 [Report] >>724528967
>>724491731 (OP)
Anonymous No.724493128 [Report]
>here's your controller bro
Anonymous No.724493156 [Report]
>>724492043
>protagonists motives are unclear
Anonymous No.724493174 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
Anonymous No.724493205 [Report]
Behemoth
Anonymous No.724493212 [Report] >>724493415 >>724493743 >>724502409 >>724508335
>>724492448
Anonymous No.724493214 [Report]
>>724492549
>they made the round chicken real
Anonymous No.724493290 [Report]
too gangsta for tv
thats why they can't see us
but they still wanna be us
Anonymous No.724493297 [Report] >>724495707 >>724541229
Anonymous No.724493320 [Report] >>724499636
>>724491731 (OP)
Anonymous No.724493413 [Report]
How come we love eating cocks??
Anonymous No.724493415 [Report] >>724493780
>>724493212
How could Remilia lose to a chicken?
Anonymous No.724493508 [Report] >>724493674 >>724532247 >>724537865
>game has vigilantes
Anonymous No.724493584 [Report] >>724493938 >>724495505
Anonymous No.724493636 [Report] >>724495845
>>724492014
chickens are frens
Anonymous No.724493674 [Report]
>>724493508
>rabbits: fun video game threads
>chickens: autistic dedicated spammers and jannies
Anonymous No.724493743 [Report]
>>724493212
>aah, that was a good rape
Anonymous No.724493751 [Report] >>724494062 >>724494376 >>724494785 >>724515113 >>724541539
>game is permanently unwinnable on the first screen if you roll a male character
Anonymous No.724493780 [Report] >>724515562
>>724493415
Chickens don't fuck around.
Anonymous No.724493892 [Report] >>724529506
>>724492448
i didnt know about this challenge until many years after the game came out, but i did manage to beat him at least once. It was the first and only time i ever regretted having max strength in the game, you actually need to be a bit on the slim side to really have a chance
Anonymous No.724493938 [Report]
>>724493584
what a pimp
Anonymous No.724493973 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
Anonymous No.724494017 [Report] >>724499726
>Invaded by dark spirit
Anonymous No.724494062 [Report] >>724494663
>>724493751
i understand why they do this, but it still makes me angry D:
Anonymous No.724494083 [Report]
Anonymous No.724494115 [Report] >>724508273
>game has character customization
Anonymous No.724494212 [Report]
>>724492871
chocobos
Anonymous No.724494337 [Report] >>724496074 >>724525857 >>724533043
>boss spawns infinite ads
Anonymous No.724494376 [Report] >>724494663
>>724493751
i hate this and anyone who works at these factories
Anonymous No.724494556 [Report] >>724494773 >>724495209 >>724495305 >>724496321 >>724496487 >>724518308
>game has random encounters
Anonymous No.724494663 [Report] >>724494976
>>724494062
>>724494376
Chickens are friends but sometimes it's ok to eat your friends if they taste good, it's nothing personal
Anonymous No.724494773 [Report]
>>724494556
lmao that 360 spin throw
Anonymous No.724494785 [Report] >>724495028
>>724493751
>pick the girl
>get made fun of by /v/
>pick the dude
>fucking die
How do I win?
Anonymous No.724494976 [Report]
>>724494663
>but sometimes it's ok to eat your friends
get your vore fetish out of here furfag
Anonymous No.724495028 [Report]
>>724494785
wokekino already solved this problem, just pick the girl who looks like a man
Anonymous No.724495049 [Report] >>724495236
Anonymous No.724495209 [Report] >>724495671
>>724494556
>having a lower iq than a damn chicken
Anonymous No.724495236 [Report]
>>724495049
Cluckfu
Anonymous No.724495305 [Report] >>724496321
>>724494556
so long gay bowser
Anonymous No.724495505 [Report]
>>724493584
Anonymous No.724495653 [Report] >>724511193
My "game I totally am going to make some day" is actually about a Chicken, but first I have to learn to code, and model, and texture, and commit.
Anonymous No.724495671 [Report]
>>724495209
women amirite
Anonymous No.724495707 [Report]
>>724493297
HEY.
Nice cocks.
Anonymous No.724495750 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
Stardew Valley, Farming simulator
>>724492642
stfu Plato
Anonymous No.724495841 [Report] >>724495940 >>724508460 >>724523353
my incel budgie literally murdered his wife but then after a while he started getting jealous of this other bird couple in my house, he always tries sneaking up to the female and kissing her but then gets his ass kicked by the husband
im kinda feeling bad for him he seems pretty lonely, should I get him a new wife or does he deserve this fate?
Anonymous No.724495845 [Report]
>>724493636
>Task.gif
Anonymous No.724495885 [Report]
Anonymous No.724495940 [Report]
>>724495841
Seems kind of irresponsible to introduce another bird to him that he might just end up killing. IDK I don't keep birds though.
Anonymous No.724496073 [Report] >>724508478
>>724491902
>most people know this game from Pizza Tower
i never played it but grim
Anonymous No.724496074 [Report] >>724496862
>>724494337
>But, my lord! It would take an armies of thousands—
Anonymous No.724496321 [Report]
>>724494556
>>724495305
Did you know? The newest scientific research revealed Bowser might've had feathers.
Anonymous No.724496487 [Report]
>>724494556
She wanted all the smoke. Must've had a bad day.
Anonymous No.724496536 [Report]
I wish it were easier to tell males from females.
Anonymous No.724496862 [Report] >>724522843
>>724496074
>tens of thousands...
Anonymous No.724497926 [Report]
>>724491902
is this moorhuhnjagd for americans?
Anonymous No.724497964 [Report] >>724498305 >>724513168
Why do birds and their eggs taste so good?
Anonymous No.724498305 [Report]
>>724497964
BUILT for human taste buds
Anonymous No.724498508 [Report] >>724517786
>>724492043
He did the thing
Anonymous No.724499058 [Report]
Anonymous No.724499275 [Report] >>724499315 >>724499419 >>724499845 >>724499846 >>724532358
Anonymous No.724499315 [Report]
>>724499275
what the cluck
Anonymous No.724499419 [Report] >>724499550 >>724507940 >>724508083
>>724499275
>posting AI slop
Anonymous No.724499550 [Report]
>>724499419
newfag lol
Anonymous No.724499636 [Report]
>>724493320
lol, that's just what I was thinking
Anonymous No.724499726 [Report] >>724510327
>>724494017
Anonymous No.724499801 [Report]
chicken sexo
Anonymous No.724499845 [Report]
>>724499275
is this real?
Anonymous No.724499846 [Report]
>>724499275
wtf how did they train the chicken to do that?!?!?
Anonymous No.724500203 [Report] >>724500527 >>724531853
>>724491731 (OP)
Oh yeah?
Anonymous No.724500527 [Report]
>>724500203
lost
Anonymous No.724500560 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
Chicken invaders 1
Chicken invaders 2
Chicken invaders 3
Chicken invaders 4
Chicken invaders 5
Here you go.
Anonymous No.724501971 [Report]
>>724492930
I swear those speed challenges needed TAS precision to actually be viable. I tried those twice as a kid before I said "Not happenning".
Anonymous No.724501975 [Report] >>724506347
>>724492043
>but why?
Anonymous No.724502048 [Report] >>724502489
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1837650/Chicken_Journey/
I shill this every chance I get, it's great if you like puzzle-adventures, and the ending is kino
Anonymous No.724502259 [Report] >>724502980 >>724522330
>>724492043
Anonymous No.724502409 [Report] >>724530184
>>724493212
>aah, that was a good rape
I look like this and say this
Anonymous No.724502489 [Report]
>>724502048
>Barnhaus
Anonymous No.724502980 [Report]
>>724502259
>most gayest filter user
Anonymous No.724503124 [Report] >>724504128 >>724508195 >>724512486
>>724491731 (OP)
Anonymous No.724503231 [Report]
Anonymous No.724503618 [Report]
Anonymous No.724503852 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
Wasn't Bomb Chicken good?
Anonymous No.724503929 [Report]
>>724492043
We just don't know.
Anonymous No.724504005 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
I 100%'d it
Anonymous No.724504124 [Report]
>>724492871
Birds are dinosaurs
Anonymous No.724504128 [Report]
>>724503124
what does the n stand for?
Anonymous No.724504164 [Report]
best clucking thread on this board.
Anonymous No.724504601 [Report] >>724504793
>>724492679
I still listen to this song on occasion. It's so charming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2At5Pd_-aM
Anonymous No.724504793 [Report] >>724504962
>>724492930
Don't manhandle your eggs

>>724504601
That game has a ton of soul
Anonymous No.724504962 [Report]
>>724504793
>piss stain
Anonymous No.724505003 [Report] >>724505130 >>724508981 >>724536985 >>724537212
>>724491731 (OP)
>Delicious protein rich meat
>Infinite eggs
>Easy to raise
>Easy to take care of
>Easy to feed
>Don't even take up much space
>Also super cute
Literally the perfect animal. They give everything Humans could ever need. Thank you for existing chikuns.
Anonymous No.724505130 [Report] >>724507265 >>724537426
>>724505003
subject to life in cages or tents with thousands of others.
so much thanks
Anonymous No.724505249 [Report]
>>724492549
Chicken Ball Z
Anonymous No.724505387 [Report] >>724505476
>>724492929
Burn Rooster
Anonymous No.724505476 [Report] >>724505819 >>724518302 >>724519462
>>724505387
why do the japanese associate chickens with fire so much, is it the head thing?
Anonymous No.724505530 [Report] >>724505983
Fake Fans how could you forget
Anonymous No.724505602 [Report] >>724506236 >>724520835
Anonymous No.724505683 [Report] >>724533928
Anonymous No.724505714 [Report] >>724512757
Based Farmer Wario
Anonymous No.724505756 [Report] >>724518064 >>724518143 >>724522952 >>724532389
Anonymous No.724505786 [Report]
>>724492014
same but also cows
Anonymous No.724505819 [Report] >>724505976 >>724508073 >>724519462
>>724505476
You’re welcome!
Anonymous No.724505873 [Report] >>724541051
>>724492929
>Pokeshitter desperate for relevance
ZA flopped
Anonymous No.724505886 [Report]
>>724492014
Would you fuck an anthro female chicken in her tasty cloaca?
Anonymous No.724505976 [Report]
>>724505819
>AI
and i'm pretty sure it also tried to pair with relevant information to you.
Anonymous No.724505983 [Report]
>>724505530
Those are cuccos, not chickens. Although the one you hatch from an egg to wake Talon with is in fact a chicken.
Anonymous No.724506053 [Report]
Anonymous No.724506104 [Report] >>724506232 >>724532272
C'mon, they have a whole franchise! But I guess only krauts and slavs know this one.
Anonymous No.724506178 [Report] >>724506298
Anonymous No.724506232 [Report]
>>724506104
Now there's a throwback
Anonymous No.724506236 [Report]
>>724505602
Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth taught me there are chickens roaming around Hawaii.
Anonymous No.724506240 [Report]
Anonymous No.724506274 [Report]
>>724492838
>the weak should fear the strong
Anonymous No.724506298 [Report]
>>724506178
>man strokes his cock
Anonymous No.724506347 [Report]
>>724501975
da shtoopiditee
Anonymous No.724506645 [Report] >>724517786 >>724522330
>>724492043
Why would he do this?
Anonymous No.724506797 [Report] >>724507264 >>724523531 >>724537186 >>724537332
>game has unorthodox farming strategies
Anonymous No.724507264 [Report] >>724537332
>>724506797
Imagine the smell
Anonymous No.724507265 [Report]
>>724505130
they are a victim of their own success sadly
Anonymous No.724507535 [Report] >>724507781
>>724491731 (OP)
Is this the bird thread?
Anonymous No.724507781 [Report]
>>724507535
this is the chicken thread yes
Anonymous No.724507820 [Report]
>>724492549
Chiggen
Anonymous No.724507940 [Report]
>>724499419
newfag lmao
Anonymous No.724508073 [Report]
>>724505819
Ah yes the rich mythology of the Fable and Harry Potter civilizations.
Anonymous No.724508083 [Report]
>>724499419
You need to be over 18 to post on this site
Anonymous No.724508195 [Report] >>724508353
>>724503124
>When you beat a level it forces you to watch 5 minutes of chicken gore from factory footage.
Was this really necessary?
Anonymous No.724508223 [Report]
Anonymous No.724508273 [Report]
>>724494115
More like a cash shop.
Anonymous No.724508335 [Report]
>>724493212
>implying remilia would get raped
At least make it meiling or something
Anonymous No.724508353 [Report]
>>724508195
Well where else could PETA advertise their factory proficiency and how well they are able to kill animals?
Anonymous No.724508460 [Report]
>>724495841
Maybe she had it coming.
Anonymous No.724508478 [Report]
>>724496073
What about that is grim!? It's super cool.
Anonymous No.724508794 [Report]
>>724492043
I saw what you did there
Anonymous No.724508981 [Report]
>>724505003
>epiccucks getting mad at valve.webm
Anonymous No.724510116 [Report] >>724510514
The only way to make me care about chicken in a game
Anonymous No.724510190 [Report]
>>724492043
I laughed, whatever ancient unc came up with this joke was cooking
Anonymous No.724510327 [Report]
>>724499726
geg
Anonymous No.724510514 [Report]
>>724510116
metal war cock
Anonymous No.724510604 [Report] >>724510709 >>724511589
>>724491731 (OP)
>>724492043
>>724492549
>>724492732
I love chicken so much it's unreal
Thank you God for giving us these wonderful little birdies
>>724492476
More games need a chicken polymorph mechanic
Anonymous No.724510709 [Report] >>724510771 >>724530401 >>724535750
>>724510604
>rooster
>eggs
anon...
Anonymous No.724510756 [Report]
>>724492929
Bird-Type Pokemon...
Anonymous No.724510771 [Report]
>>724510709
>bull
>milk
hot
Anonymous No.724510778 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
>cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
what did it mean by this
Anonymous No.724511193 [Report]
>>724495653
I will play it when you're finished, anon.
Anonymous No.724511589 [Report] >>724511804
>>724510604
Love my chickens
Anonymous No.724511727 [Report] >>724511948
>>724492549
What make a nigga do this?
Anonymous No.724511804 [Report]
>>724511589
>Australian chicken
Anonymous No.724511948 [Report]
>>724511727
fyn shyt
Anonymous No.724511986 [Report]
>>724492043
Why...
Anonymous No.724512152 [Report] >>724512464
Anonymous No.724512379 [Report] >>724514587 >>724524606
BCC
Anonymous No.724512464 [Report]
>>724512152
>slapping her for being so stupid
based parent punisher
Anonymous No.724512486 [Report] >>724512690
>>724503124
True story, I saw this game be a dick to mario when I was like 10 and it turned me against that whole crowd before the culture war was even a thing.
Anonymous No.724512690 [Report]
>>724512486
It's not like they were particularly tactful in the spread of their ideology...
>majority of animals that entered PETA's control were slaughtered
...or beholden to it.
Anonymous No.724512757 [Report]
>>724505714
>tags:busty_feral
Anonymous No.724512976 [Report] >>724513442 >>724513443
Anonymous No.724513168 [Report]
>>724497964
they are the ancient enemy. back when mammals were tiny little rodents only birds were huge dinosaurs and stuff terrorizing us.
this is why i do not feel bad for eating bird, and why it tastes so good. It is the taste of victory.
Anonymous No.724513442 [Report]
>>724512976
Anonymous No.724513443 [Report] >>724539062
>>724512976
Anonymous No.724514587 [Report] >>724516619 >>724516619 >>724516619 >>724516619
>>724512379
that's a big cock!
Anonymous No.724515113 [Report] >>724515397
>>724493751
>hey man that's not ower fault it's just how nature works bro just like how lions eat bro
I eat meat but wanna slap every retard that says it's moral
Anonymous No.724515397 [Report] >>724516987
>>724515113
we def could be more humaine but you know...profits
Anonymous No.724515562 [Report]
>>724493780
>today I will fight the dinosaur
Anonymous No.724516619 [Report] >>724517235
>>724514587
>>724514587
>>724514587
>>724514587
Anonymous No.724516987 [Report] >>724520885
>>724515397
i don't think you could be more humane than instant deletion actually
no pain
no long life stuffed in inhospitable conditions
they're dead before they have the chance to suffer
Anonymous No.724517235 [Report]
>>724516619
i get it!
Anonymous No.724517786 [Report]
>>724498508
>>724506645
>he
Anonymous No.724518064 [Report]
>>724505756
>On the third day look to the east
Anonymous No.724518143 [Report]
>>724505756
That first one was going like fucking 100mp/h
Anonymous No.724518156 [Report]
>>724492043
Why didn't he bust some phat dance moves. Goddamn, chickens suck.
Anonymous No.724518302 [Report]
>>724505476
Fenghuang, it's carry-over from China
Anonymous No.724518308 [Report]
>>724494556
"can't beat the cock"-bros, it's over...
Anonymous No.724518373 [Report]
>>724492732
Modern warfare 2 intervention, but what map?
Anonymous No.724518405 [Report] >>724519754 >>724520687 >>724536915
>>724492014
Owning chickens made me realize why people are vegetarians.
We had one that would walk up for pets and sit next to people on the porch like a cat.
Anonymous No.724519462 [Report]
>>724505476
>>724505819
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basan_(legendary_bird)
Anonymous No.724519754 [Report] >>724519916 >>724537472
>>724518405
the great thing about chickens is how each of them has its own personality, you'll have some that love being pet, others not so much and some in between, but they are all tame regardless, you wouldn't know this until you raise some of your own
Anonymous No.724519830 [Report] >>724519919 >>724519958 >>724520592 >>724536208
>he doesn't keep a few chickens in the backyard
Do you really, /v/???
Anonymous No.724519843 [Report] >>724519980
Be honest, are you or has anyone you know taken up the backyard chickens hobby?
I'm seeing it more and more frequently around me
Anonymous No.724519916 [Report]
>>724519754
same with cows. they have very distinct personalities and most of them love music
Anonymous No.724519919 [Report]
>>724519830
The dog realized he left the oven on and the chicken wants to fuck the cameraman
Anonymous No.724519958 [Report]
>>724519830
My folks are doing it but I can't man
I don't want to get too attached, it's why I don't bother petting them even if chicks are so fluffy or try giving them names
Anonymous No.724519980 [Report]
>>724519843
i know a friend who did it, said it would be better of a investment instead of buying a phone, he must have at least 15 chickens by now. I'd do it if i actually had a backyard. They eat bugs and give you food, its surreal
Anonymous No.724520168 [Report]
>>724492014
I overate myself on chicken, I used to love bone-in chicken but the juicy, slightly slimey texture is unpleasant to me now. I dont how messy the hands get if you gnaw it either. I still like chicken breasts or chicken in curries or stews but I dont really eat boned chicken anymore
Anonymous No.724520436 [Report] >>724520850
>spell can stunlock you
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Anonymous No.724520592 [Report]
>>724519830
cute!
Anonymous No.724520687 [Report] >>724521671
>>724518405
https://youtu.be/iQzpExpsezI?list=RDiQzpExpsezI&t=374
It's industrial scale farming for me. I do appreciate people who try to reduce consumption somewhat or buy locally from sources they know, but I'm not a cunt about it.
Good film by the way. The food segment is only a smaller part of it, but every scene is presented without context and it's worth it to watch for just the cinematography alone in my opinion.
Anonymous No.724520691 [Report]
whats for dinner
Anonymous No.724520835 [Report]
>>724505602
The cock hole.
Anonymous No.724520850 [Report] >>724521169
>>724520436
omg did he died?
Anonymous No.724520872 [Report] >>724521276 >>724532029 >>724536949
post yuo're chickens, vee
Anonymous No.724520885 [Report]
>>724516987
yeah its everything up to that point thats the problem with some ranchers
Anonymous No.724520997 [Report]
Billy Hatcher?
Anonymous No.724521169 [Report] >>724521486
>>724520850
no but i'm pretty sure they are just choking it out.
lol.
Anonymous No.724521276 [Report]
>>724520872
Anonymous No.724521367 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
Anonymous No.724521486 [Report] >>724521645 >>724531643 >>724532725
>>724521169
Nah, chickens can become hypnotized if you draw a line in front of them. Similarly you can make a trout become frozen if you tickle its belly, or make some crabs (the ones with a tail) fall asleep if you curl them, put their heads against the ground and lightly rub the bent tail.
Some animals are just weird.
Anonymous No.724521645 [Report] >>724522270
>>724521486
Don't forget the cat deactivation glitch.
Anonymous No.724521671 [Report] >>724522147
>>724520687
this is just koyaanisqatsi for factory farming
Anonymous No.724521895 [Report]
I think chickens are cute but I eat chicken almost every day
at least I buy free range eggs
Anonymous No.724522147 [Report]
>>724521671
That's because it's the same guy. His first listed project on imdb was on Koyaanisqatsi.
You might have seen the mandala webm posted before. It's also from Samsara.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL8gEc29KTI
Anonymous No.724522270 [Report]
>>724521645
The cat one at least makes sense, since it's something a cat learns from its mother. The other examples are usually some weird built-in fight-or-flight behavior, or quirks of some nervous systems. Like how brain freeze is a mixed signal from your mouth's pain (?) receptors when it meets cold substances.
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>>724491906
That's amazing that they managed to travel through time to rip it off.
Anonymous No.724522330 [Report]
>>724506645
>>724502259
protest against taxation
Anonymous No.724522512 [Report]
>>724492838
Boy is a footfag, no way hawks are that pussy.
Anonymous No.724522843 [Report] >>724523024
>>724496862
>buh-WAHH bu-WWWAAAAAHHHH
Anonymous No.724522952 [Report] >>724523642 >>724524851
>>724505756
>America, fuck yeah!
Anonymous No.724523024 [Report]
>>724522843
Anonymous No.724523192 [Report] >>724523409 >>724525413
Anonymous No.724523271 [Report] >>724523409
>>724491731 (OP)
I like Bomb Chicken.
Anonymous No.724523353 [Report]
>>724495841
animals can have mental illnesses and personality disorders, your bird might just be a bad person.
I don't want to say to put him down but murdering mates is not a good sign. If he's deranged and unwell he shouldn't be made to suffer in isolation either. Idk bro
Anonymous No.724523409 [Report]
>>724523271
>>724523192
your attempt bombed
Anonymous No.724523517 [Report]
BIG
Anonymous No.724523531 [Report] >>724537332
>>724506797
>unorthodox
That's the normal way to raise chicks
Anonymous No.724523642 [Report] >>724524851
>>724522952
>game has coop
Anonymous No.724524606 [Report]
>>724512379
Anonymous No.724524851 [Report] >>724524925
>>724522952
>>724523642
>the headsmack
it really is co-op yelling at your partner
Anonymous No.724524925 [Report] >>724541002
>>724524851
Coop, not co-op
Anonymous No.724525062 [Report] >>724525219
>>724491731 (OP)
An Only Up/Baby steps esque streamerbait rage game about a chicken crossing a road, but it's a metaphor for life or some shit.
Anonymous No.724525219 [Report] >>724525274
>>724525062
no not streamer bait. power to the players.
a deep chicken rpg about being a free hen in a post collapse society
Anonymous No.724525274 [Report] >>724525840
>>724525219
Stray, but with a chicken?
Anonymous No.724525413 [Report]
>>724523192
fried chikum
Anonymous No.724525840 [Report]
>>724525274
no. no. power to the player.
Anonymous No.724525857 [Report] >>724526536 >>724536993
>>724494337
Flying chicken makes me uncomfortable. Something this fat shouldnt be able to fly.
Anonymous No.724526536 [Report]
>>724525857
chickens are actually surprisingly light
Anonymous No.724526654 [Report] >>724526816
>>724492871
give those back tyronne.
they aint yours. They even a man.
Anonymous No.724526816 [Report]
>>724526654
behold?
Anonymous No.724528551 [Report]
>>724492549
>It was too big to be a chicken
>Too thick
>Too round
>Feet too rough to be a chicken
>It was more a mass of feather and claws
Anonymous No.724528629 [Report]
>>724491906
It doesn't have a gay pride dlc so it isn't a clone
Anonymous No.724528671 [Report]
>>724492549
He was visited by Davis.
Anonymous No.724528752 [Report]
>>724492043
I don't get it
Anonymous No.724528848 [Report]
>>724492549
DANGER
Anonymous No.724528967 [Report]
>>724493073
the tranny seethe game
Anonymous No.724528981 [Report]
>>724492014
I can eat the unfertilized eggs and drink milk and not eat meat and I'd be ok with it.
Anonymous No.724529027 [Report] >>724529334 >>724529747
Birds shit too much
Anonymous No.724529247 [Report]
Mildly well-delivered and entertaining
Anonymous No.724529334 [Report]
>>724529027
Such is the consequence of an extremely high metabolism. But in the process they unlocked the hack for extreme long life for creatures their size.
Anonymous No.724529506 [Report]
>>724493892
chicken dodging the jabs of ps5 exclusives assaulting it
Anonymous No.724529614 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
Boom. Chicken Invaders series it pretty good.
Anonymous No.724529747 [Report]
>>724529027
wild birds keep coming into my yard and shitting all over my deck i've become a slave to cleaning up bird shit and honestly? it's not so bad.
Anonymous No.724529925 [Report] >>724531108
Anonymous No.724530184 [Report]
>>724502409
Lol I laughed
Anonymous No.724530401 [Report]
>>724510709
That's not a rooster that's a Rhode Island red chicken
Anonymous No.724531108 [Report] >>724531303
>>724529925
Anonymous No.724531303 [Report]
>>724531108
YES... YES!!!!!
Anonymous No.724531643 [Report]
>>724521486
Humans fall prey to this too.
By driving in a long straight line.
Anonymous No.724531853 [Report]
>>724500203
Man this game is really hard
Anonymous No.724532029 [Report]
>>724520872
Anonymous No.724532140 [Report] >>724537143 >>724541594
this thread is trash bruh ong
Anonymous No.724532167 [Report] >>724532214
isn't samus, like, effectively half chicken?
Anonymous No.724532214 [Report]
>>724532167
close enough yes
Anonymous No.724532247 [Report]
>>724493508
>they all just stop
>"bro what the fuck are we doing"
Anonymous No.724532272 [Report]
>>724506104
I remember finding one version of it on my parents' Win95 PC, I'm surprised it still manages to be a thing even outside of the GZDoom dev's choice of avatar.
Anonymous No.724532358 [Report]
>>724499275
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
Anonymous No.724532371 [Report]
>>724492043
Why did he do it bros?
Anonymous No.724532389 [Report]
>>724505756
living in this village must be so cool
Anonymous No.724532610 [Report]
>>724492549
I see nigger scientists have finally managed to successfully cross-breed a chicken with a watermelon.
Anonymous No.724532725 [Report] >>724538431
>>724521486
it thinks it's a snake, retard. there's nothing "weird" about it.
Anonymous No.724532836 [Report]
>>724492014
You can love an animal and still eat them casually, reminder that ye olden tribes used to praise and respect cows but they still ate them regardless
Anonymous No.724533043 [Report] >>724533676
>>724494337
>What are these chickens running from?
>They're not! They're running TO the World's Toughest Competition in Town!
Anonymous No.724533131 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
Palword
Anonymous No.724533676 [Report]
>>724533043
>AAAAAAAAAAAAND THEY'RE OFF
>*Slow zoom in through a flock of 1000 chickens charging towards a massive obstacle course*
>WHOOOO GETS-
>*zoom in finishes on your chicken in the middle, running for its life*
>-TO LIVE?
>*title screen overlay as it's revealed to be a sadistic game show on a butchering farm where the chicken who survives gets to leave alive*
Anonymous No.724533814 [Report]
>>724492871
Black hands holding baby animals...this isn't going to end well
Anonymous No.724533928 [Report] >>724534884
>>724505683
This is AI generated.
Anonymous No.724534036 [Report] >>724537278
>>724491902
If mort is a chicken, isn't he trans?
Anonymous No.724534089 [Report]
No one?
Anonymous No.724534884 [Report]
>>724533928
no
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Anonymous No.724535750 [Report]
>>724510709
Rooster's tail feathers grow longer and arc in the air. Also, their hackles, the feathers near the base of the neck, are thicker and more pronounced.
Anonymous No.724535807 [Report]
Crows have begun eating the pecans off my trees that I loved giving to my chickens, but also, crows scare the shit out of hawks and keeping them around the property is good to keep chickens safe, such is nature.
Anonymous No.724536208 [Report]
>>724519830
I wanted to but I live around shitty neighbors, as in kids that will try to break into your house if you leave your door unlocked by accident and steal your amazon packages if you don't take them in immediately. I know for a fact they'd do some shit if I had chickens running around. Also I hear they poop a lot and I don't really like the idea of cleaning up bird crap every day
Anonymous No.724536915 [Report] >>724537164 >>724538234
>>724518405
You can raise livestock and eat it at the same time without being a vegetarian, anon.
The meat industry is a crime against all life, it has nothing to do with being vegetarian and "loving le heckin' animalerinos".
Balance must be restored, and it won't happen by not eating meat or not using animal products.
Anonymous No.724536949 [Report] >>724542339
>>724520872
Anonymous No.724536985 [Report] >>724544638
>>724505003
Too bad they are one of the most noisy birds.
Anonymous No.724536993 [Report]
>>724525857
Turkeys are even fatter, and they can fly too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FDMsQYFuNo
Anonymous No.724537143 [Report]
>>724532140
FR no cap on coop
Anonymous No.724537164 [Report]
>>724536915
it is possible to coexist with animals in a way that includes both care for them during life and respect for them when their meat is consumed
that has been the way for our species for 150,000 years
you're not smart for pointing it out, nor special for understanding it
pure vegans and RMCs are on both ends of the horseshoe, and unworthy of being ever taken into any consideration
Anonymous No.724537178 [Report]
>>724492043
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.724537186 [Report] >>724537332
>>724506797
>the jews fear the indoor chicken farmer
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>>724505003
I love their little floppy head dicks.
Anonymous No.724537278 [Report]
>>724534036
No? Chicken is the animal, rooster is a boy, hen is a girl. You don't call a girl peacock a peavagina....
Anonymous No.724537332 [Report]
>>724506797
>>724507264
>>724523531
>>724537186
One of my neighbors is doing exactly that; raising 12 chicken in her small home.
You cannot even begin to comprehend the ungodly stench that comes out of her windows during Summer.
Anonymous No.724537426 [Report]
>>724505130
I genuinely feel bad about eating these guys but goddamn, they really are the best source of protein on Earth
Yes, beans are rich in protein and I do eat them, but they're not the same to the human body and animal protein are unique
Anonymous No.724537472 [Report]
>>724519754
Looking at those chickens chilling in that pic makes me miss my old house near the countryside.
Here's a fun little thing my grandma told me, if you see a chick climbs on top of the mother hen, that chick's probably male. She's right most of the time.
Anonymous No.724537531 [Report]
We got backyard chickens for eggs, Henrietta and dotty are good girls, I don't think I could kill them, so I'll just let them get old and die and bury them.
Anonymous No.724537808 [Report] >>724537898 >>724537963
>posting using the new captcha
Anonymous No.724537865 [Report]
>>724493508
>THE SANCTITY OF THIS PLACE HAS BEEN FOULED
Anonymous No.724537898 [Report]
>>724537808
There stands the noble sufferer...
Anonymous No.724537963 [Report]
>>724537808
GALLVS GALLVS
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Anonymous No.724538191 [Report]
BEHOLD
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Anonymous No.724538234 [Report] >>724544730
>>724536915
The most fucked up thing to me is both the treatment and that 99% of that meat goes unused, spoiled and tossed out anyways.
Anonymous No.724538383 [Report]
>brainrot threads on /v/ get replies and have become a staple
that's so skibidi
Anonymous No.724538431 [Report] >>724543670
>>724532725
>all lowercase
>lying
>skin the color of shit
Ever tim
Anonymous No.724538462 [Report]
Let's fuckin HUEVOOOOOOO!
youtube.com/watch?v=7gPVXtlG50c
Anonymous No.724538486 [Report] >>724538689
>>724491731 (OP)
What would food need a game? Pepsi had a game and coke didn't. Coke still tastes better
Anonymous No.724538689 [Report] >>724538779
>>724538486
Coke and 7-Up had games.
Anonymous No.724538741 [Report] >>724539325
>>724491731 (OP)
Erm... a chicken? You know games are all about the heroes right? Tough guys beating the dragon, saving the girl, that kinda thing. A chicken video game would never work.
Anonymous No.724538779 [Report] >>724538848
>>724538689
I knew 7 up did, spot or something. Did Coke actually have a game?
Anonymous No.724538848 [Report] >>724539457
>>724538779
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LdN0hWKAKc0
Anonymous No.724539062 [Report]
>>724513443
lolo
Anonymous No.724539272 [Report] >>724539681 >>724540424
Anonymous No.724539325 [Report]
>>724538741
frogger is a game about a frog, so I don't see why a chicken wouldn't work. it would be called chickler
Anonymous No.724539457 [Report]
>>724538848
Well damn. I did not know this existed. I would not have guessed the plot would involve kidnapping
Anonymous No.724539681 [Report]
>>724539272
she really had to show her legs for no reason
Anonymous No.724539727 [Report] >>724540131 >>724540372 >>724540472 >>724540723 >>724543851
How the fuck is liking chickens the one thing that /v/ agrees on?
Anonymous No.724540015 [Report] >>724543851
someone post the webm of the chinese dump truck tipping out thousands of chicks into a landfill, I lost it
Anonymous No.724540131 [Report]
>>724539727
/v/ loves cock
Anonymous No.724540295 [Report] >>724541481 >>724543512
Birds are cuteand goofy. Like these two latin american fuckers who have sex in the middle of my living room twice a day without any shame.
Anonymous No.724540372 [Report]
>>724539727
They're finger-lickin' good.
Anonymous No.724540424 [Report]
>>724539272
food delivery, or just paying protection money
Anonymous No.724540472 [Report]
>>724539727
It's not just chickens, birds in general are very difficult to hate and melt even the edgiest of contrarians
Plus birdposters are not really associated with any annoying spam like some catposters are
Anonymous No.724540723 [Report] >>724541874
>>724539727
most people love pretty much all animals because hating them is the most pointless thing ever, short of them being a pest animal. Even with human on human cruelty, you could attribute that to some kind of deranged, immature misanthropy due to personal issues, but animals are beneath us, so disliking them for anything other than pragmatic reasons is just dumb.
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Anonymous No.724541002 [Report]
>>724524925
HA
Anonymous No.724541051 [Report]
>>724505873
You lost and got raped Eric
Anonymous No.724541126 [Report]
>>724492043
It took me 30 years to get this joke. The chicken crossed the road in an attempt to commit suicide by getting run over by a car and reach the other side of this mortal coil. Likely because he owed money to the IRS.
Anonymous No.724541162 [Report]
having chickens and a garden kicks ass. Free eggs and those fucking locusts all get to get eaten alive
Anonymous No.724541193 [Report]
>>724492871
BEHOLD A MAN
Anonymous No.724541229 [Report] >>724541426
>>724493297
Why they aren't fighting?
Anonymous No.724541286 [Report] >>724541463
>>724492982
What type of bird is this?
Anonymous No.724541426 [Report] >>724541619
>>724541229
Raising roosters together can allow them to tolerate each other's presence
Anonymous No.724541463 [Report]
>>724541286
Aseel Chicken. Fighting breed
Anonymous No.724541481 [Report]
>>724540295
Anonymous No.724541539 [Report] >>724542172
>>724493751
OH N-
Anonymous No.724541594 [Report]
>>724532140
Fr fr ice cap
Anonymous No.724541619 [Report] >>724541742
>>724541426
huh. didn't knew that
Anonymous No.724541742 [Report]
>>724541619
I thinkyou have to give them adequate space and females, though, or not allowing access to females at all.
Anonymous No.724541780 [Report] >>724542016 >>724542104
>No predators on the land to worry about, just chill, eat, shit, sleep, have kids, and run around
How can we nerf antarctic penguins?
Anonymous No.724541874 [Report] >>724542132
>>724540723
What about dangerous animals that could potentially kill you?
Anonymous No.724541917 [Report] >>724542096 >>724542147 >>724542175 >>724542197
Would a chicken cafe works bros?
Or would the FDA bite me in the ass for that?
Anonymous No.724542016 [Report] >>724542091
>>724541780
By making them curious about the outside world.
Anonymous No.724542091 [Report]
>>724542016
>See that mountain? You can climb it
Anonymous No.724542096 [Report]
>>724541917
Simply consider the logistics of keeping them hygienic. You'd have an easier time with a single mascot chicken in a normal cafe.
Anonymous No.724542104 [Report] >>724543085
>>724541780
They die if they get petted, usually by human scientists or photographers who don't know better, because human skin on their feathers removes the oils that keep them insulated causing them to freeze to death
Anonymous No.724542132 [Report]
>>724541874
Nobody hates tigers, bears, lions or orca.
Anonymous No.724542147 [Report]
>>724541917
Probably not, chickens are constantly pooping unless you're able to put diapers on each one of them and also hire someone (or do it yourself) to change them each hour
Anonymous No.724542172 [Report]
>>724541539
>hebrew filename
Why are you ‘people’ like this?
Anonymous No.724542175 [Report] >>724542454
>>724541917
Owl cafes are way more profitable at the moment
And probably easier to run too
Anonymous No.724542197 [Report]
>>724541917
no
the risk of salmonella would be way too high
Anonymous No.724542286 [Report] >>724542326 >>724542780
Why does /v/ love cocks so much?
Anonymous No.724542314 [Report]
>Neighbour has chickens that I could always see and hear clucking around in his backyard from my bathroom window
>They would occasionally stroll over to my property and hang out with wild pheasants in the meadow
>Someone started building a house on the property between us and now it obstructs the view on chickens and the new fence bars them from coming over
No more quaint chickuhn neihbours for me. Twas good while it lasted
Anonymous No.724542326 [Report]
>>724542286
>eats ze bugs so you don't have to
>turns ze bugs into delicious eggs
it is a mystery
Anonymous No.724542334 [Report]
BBC vs BWC final battle
Anonymous No.724542339 [Report]
>>724536949
>ayo those chickens bussin fr fr
Anonymous No.724542454 [Report] >>724542691
>>724542175
>it's real
Fucking how?
Isn't that illegal?
Are they only open at night?
I have so many questions.
Anonymous No.724542549 [Report]
>Game has deep environmental storytelling
Anonymous No.724542691 [Report]
>>724542454
It's okay when Japan does it because they are just silly little wholesome anime bugpeople that can never do anything wrong
Anonymous No.724542780 [Report] >>724543021
>>724542286
>why does /v/ love the source of tendies
'tis a mystery
Anonymous No.724543005 [Report]
birds are the best pets
Anonymous No.724543021 [Report]
>>724542780
>tendies
I haven't thought about the copypasta in years
thank you
for your perusal as well
https://streamable.com/mdktv6
Anonymous No.724543085 [Report] >>724543248
>>724542104
what a crock of shit, kill yourself
Anonymous No.724543248 [Report] >>724543601
>>724543085
Enjoy never getting pets without dying shitguin
Anonymous No.724543512 [Report]
>>724540295
caging songbirds is so wrong
Anonymous No.724543601 [Report] >>724543905
>>724543248
>t. leopard seal
Anonymous No.724543670 [Report]
>>724538431
cope and seethe, incel
Anonymous No.724543740 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
I just noticed the little chick on the feathers, cute
Anonymous No.724543789 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
>Gang Bege
Anonymous No.724543851 [Report]
>>724539727
We like sinks too, and stairs>>724540015
Anonymous No.724543905 [Report] >>724543927
>>724543601
Don't dox me bro
Anonymous No.724543927 [Report]
>>724543905
NOOT NOOT
Anonymous No.724543935 [Report] >>724545898
Anonymous No.724544638 [Report]
>>724536985
They're fine most of the time and still not super annoying at their worst. Try peacock, or worse yet guinea fowl - now these guys never shut the hell up.
Anonymous No.724544730 [Report]
>>724538234
I freeze any meats if I got too much and know some will go bad b4 i can cook so i dont have to deal with this shitty conundrum and I save money
Anonymous No.724544790 [Report]
>>724491731 (OP)
horses, dogs and chickens
best friends of man
Anonymous No.724545898 [Report]
>>724543935
SPECIAL WEEK NO