Thread 724539768

>>724539768 (OP)
I've been grinding Race Park because the S Rank Time Trials scare the shit out of me

>>724539768 (OP)
If she's in, I'm in.

>>724539768 (OP)
Is she racing around on a motorized hospital bed?

>>724539768 (OP)
Is shadow giving maria a blowjob here

>>724539768 (OP)
Theyre in

>>724540119
yes

>>724540173
Lucky him

>>724539768 (OP)
Yeah
In the ground

Uh yup, she's in.

Guess I'll be the one leaving tonight's lobby open until I get bored.
3643-1185

>error
8619-6673

Made for D-art.

Maria, Shadows underaged...

>>724540173
>The "Yes, I fucked an adult" face.

>>724539768 (OP)
Someone should mod her farting in a tuba like that 1 pic

Still thinking about that fanart of Shadow being shocked by a slut that looks exactly like Maria

>>724542068
Would shadow try to whiteknight her to her displeasure?

Cat lobby
58070782

I can only win with speed machines (130 rings, ring grab boost, collision boost and slipstream ring gain) now.
Is there something wrong with me?

Yup, dead game.

>>724544335
you can't say that at 2 in the morning, most people are asleep.

>>724544631
No, Nintendo won again.
We got too cocky and now we must pay.

>>724544005
35979428
communication error :P

>>724539949
THICC

Power cars and characters are a lot of fun depending on the build. I love being a track bully stealing coins

>happen to miss the last group of item boxes, on any course
>you have now automatically lost the race and the remaining 30 seconds are just a formality while you get anally raped by everyone else's OP weapons

Great game.

>>724539768 (OP)
in my bed

>Complained a while ago that the Kit mod would be over Tails
>See it got released yesterday
>Goes over Nine too
Nice
the model needs work though

>>724547158
don't miss the last group of item boxes, anon

>>724547259
And when the pack is so tightly squeezed together that some autist bumps me out of the way of them or grabs the one I was going for before I do?

>>724547308
I am ashamed to admit i had laps where people dont let me grab an item box at all more times than i would like to admit

>>724546167
>stealing coins
Hand in in your sonic gamer license.

>>724540437
based bot

>>724547308
don't let that happen, anon

I have noticed something making per-character karts in this game

>>724539768 (OP)
In a coffin

Dead game lmao

>>724547259
>some guy next to you voids all the item boxes
gg ez

legend rank lobbies get so sweaty jfc

>>724550338
this isn't karting anymore, lets slicer each other

10k tickets to go until I get all the horns and can finally... farm 17k more for the auras and the character profile.
>>724550093
no u

>>724550093
>less than 2k peak
lol.

>>724550093
The 24/7 /v/ general makes it seem a lot more dead than it actually is.

>7 am
>30~ second search
>full human lobby (B rank)
Am i being gaslit?

It's over

Check out what I found in the recycle bin behind Eggman's house.

It's under actually.

>dismal Steam numbers emerge
>"IT'S ON MORE THAN ONE PLATFORM!"
>dismal PlayStation and Xbox numbers emerge
>"WELL SONIC SELLS BEST ON NINTENDO, DUH"
>dismal physical Switch sales emerge
>"WELL OBVIOUSLY IT WILL SELL BEST DIGITALLY!"
>currently in 87TH FUCKING PLACE on the Switch eShop
>YOU ARE HERE

>>724551740
1 million units in a month across six platforms is dire, they need to drop the price, they were crazy for trying to sell this at 70 bucks, even Mario BARELY gets away with that

>>724551740
Can we see those console numbers?

flopnic sisters…

>>724551859
It did 1 million units, globally, in TOTAL after 1 month across all its platforms. Do the math.

>>724552037
So, no?

>>724551740
I know you're just trying to bait but I'm genuinely curious why it matters? Not just to you but to anyone. Genuine question, not even seething. I see this kind of thing on /v/ a lot and I've never understood.

>>724552076
>I am unable to perform basic numerical extrapolation based on data presented to me

I'm not going to spoonfeed you anon. It does not change the fact the game is currently sitting at 87th on the Switch digital store, i.e. its supposed premier platform.

>>724552173
More numbers = gooder game.
Mario kart world won.

>>724552173
What part of "if the game underperforms, it will not be supported long-term and the odds of another game like it being made are significantly reduced" do mouthbreathers not understand?

>>724552296
Um, it sold over one million units at 90 dollars and is still selling? There's only going to be a 50% sale in december.
Keep crying.

Lol

>>724552426
You are a moron if you think a million units in 30 days is in any way significant. There are fucking indie games with an eighth of Crossworlds' budget that sleepwalk to that total in 24 hours. Pokemon does 6 million in a WEEK on a single platform.

>>724552173
The game was bound to be in the crosshairs of shitposters, but all the "Crossworlds is going to wipe the floor with Mario" stuff only amplified things for the worse, especially since Sonic shared similar problems that people shat on World for.

>>724552615
Outdated meme, Crash is getting a TV show now

>>724552625
I don't think this game had a 200+ million dollar budget.

>>724552719
>Same studio as Sonic Prime.
At least they can both comfort each other in their shared pain.

>>724552923
Sonic Prime was SO BAD. A multidimensional Sonic show should have been the easiest win ever, but instead it was "Sonic interacts with his friends with different hats on in one of four boring pre-set locations because our environment budget was a shoestring." And Nine was such a shitty villain, and that last battle that went on for like four episodes straight... GOD the whole thing pisses me RIGHT off, wasted opportunity.

>>724553045
They jumped on the
>That heroic character you love is actually a pathetic failure, all of his allies endlessly berate him about how much he sucks, he's so stupid and weak
train late, too.

>>724553327
>>724553045
Samir...

>>724553327
But:

1. The Canto Bight segment served no purpose other than further fucking the rebellion and Finn and Rose just end up back where they started.

2. If Holdo had told Poe the plan, he would not have staged a mutiny nor arranged said pointless Canto Bight mission that got half the remaining rebels killed.

3. Rose was useless (objective) and poorly acted in my view (subjective.)

If stating the truth is a red flag, I don't want to live in this world anymore.

are you guys getting new puma collab sanic shoes?

>>724553327
and how many red flags would I get for replying "I didn't watch that shit movie"

>>724553045
Sonic Prime was a master class in "improving" shit that didn't need improving.
>Metal Sonic is Redditpool
>Eggman split into five characters; collectively they are the least funny, least entertaining the character has ever been
>"What if Tails was an asshole"

>>724554189
lt's dobson, you really don't need to take anything he says to heart.
Anyways, that video from last thread of the Spongebob track makes me even more glad he has no voice in this game, the weird wet sounds of his driving is bad enough lol (might be how everyone's vehicles sound on that track.)

>>724551580
Is Metal okay

>>724554475
wtf I want to fuck Maria now?

>>724554378
I thought about it but basically all sizes are gone

>>724556364
scalpers huh

>>724554475
' E X O O O O O O O O

>>724539889
Cute

Shes in

>>724539949
made for BWC

>>724544856
fat

>>724558384
God I wish

Given how the thread is right now, can't imagine there are any lobbies open?

>>724552615
it's because sonic fans are not pussy bitches affraid of bad games

>>724552923
Confirmed to not be the case

>>724559282
I'm grinding through legend ranks hell, gomen.

>>724559282
join me
26137860

>>724559839
Warning, I have sincerely reflected upon my grievous playstyle, and decided to become worse.
I have no intention of assaulting my fellow anon, but I'm also retarded

>>724551580
canon after overlord jobbed

>>724560335
god I wish that were me (maria)

>>724554475
Shadow... was a lucky guy...

>>724539768 (OP)
>>724539949
>>724544856
Oh no shadow it's raining dead marias

>>724560506
He still is.

Idk how we got in a low-ranked room, but hell yeah I'll take it after all the rape yesterday!

maria

If only sega didn't ask 90 dollars this game wouldn't have bombed...

MA

>>724551740
What's your objective here, anon

RI

>>724560956
>>724561027
UMPH

I fucking hate how 0.001 second of going off-road can make you drop down nearly all the way to the bottom. fuck the pack mentality Sega had with this game.

A

O

MARIA!

>>724552296
Idk Iizuka seems pretty ready to do a 2nd season pass, this narrative is falling apart
https://gonintendo.com/contents/54063-sega-discusses-the-potential-for-more-sonic-racing-crossworlds-dlc

>>724552232
>>724552625
Stop seething over a cartoon hedgehog

>>724561302
SHADOW GET DOWN!

>>724561095
This is revenge.

>>724561308
Yep and the fact he made this statement the same day they revealed it sold a million copies

>>724561308
The game ia dead. Stop posting.

>>724561308
>IF the game does well
>IF IF IF IF

Learn to read.

>>724561189
>>724561302
And then we wonder why the threads are being vanished to the generals

>>724561443
This. Mario won.

>>724561308
>“If enough people are coming in and playing it, there’s conversations about the game. We have one year of DLC, we could do year two, we could do year three of DLC. Tell us what you want! These are the things we can do because it is an online game. We could add new gadgets, we could balance the game differently.”
BASED

>>724561178
Yeaa...

I come bearing a maria drop
not everything ive saved but, fap away
https://files.catbox.moe/1qbjgs.7z

>>724561448
So? /v/ is a cunny board, fuck off frogposting tourist. No one cares about your dead racing game

This game, Palworld and Digimon really lives rent rent-free in Tendies heads huh lmao

>>724561302
Shadow is having one of those days it seems

>>724561583
Mario sold more and won.

>>724561583
>t. schizophrenic

>>724561582
Thanks. Needed a break from the grind anyway

DAMNIT, I lost the bomb shootout! Shoulda pulled the trigger, I might've won...

how in the fuck did laser drop me INSIDE THE DAMN FLOOR

>>724561778
It's a weird, funny thing that I can say with 100% certainty that this person is currently masturbating.

Monster truck gets you monster truck! >:(

>>724561582
>slopa
>Maria crouches down to shit.png
HAHAAHAHAHAHA fucking pajeets I swear

>Thread so dead it devolves into ai softcore spam and erp to stay alive.
For God sakes guys, can't you at least wait till later in the day to start a thread when people are actually going to play? This is damn near /vg/ tier.

https://gamebanana.com/mods/630303
DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>724561583
Based

>>724562350
I told you this shit was going to die after the Persona event

>>724562350
I agree that there shouldn't be a thread when nobody's playing, it's should be easy enough to just make one if you want to lobby with people.
Though I'm pretty sure the spam is just the freaks trying to kill us on purpose.

>>724562457
Its still here though?

Wow I wonder why no one is playing on a weekday morning

>>724562534
Life support by the /vg/ trannies

>>724562350
the loli guy is transparently another tendie spammer trying to get the thread deleted

>>724562409
BLUE
BLUE SKIES, I SEEEEEEEE

MotherFUCKER I hate that shuriken

>>724562409
Kino

>>724562650
>tendie out of nowhere
actual schizo brainrot.

>>724562254
True, even if Sonic is still very popular here we don't need a thread 24/7 when nobody's playing. I myself am a bit busy rn.
>>724562409
Now THAT'S a cool mod.

>>724562409
finally, a good fucking mod, the hornet should have been in the base game

I hope Vector bro is here and we can play races someday.

Seeing retarded Loliposters is so annoying

>>724562957
where the fuck do you think you are, you dumb nigger
4chan is a loli site, /v/ is a loli board. Go back.

>>724562957
kek, beat me to it

>>724562409
holy sovl

>>724562409
>>724562901
at this point, mods are the only thing keeping the game alive for me. it's like new daily content drop instead of waiting every month, between characters, karts, and qol stuff.

>>724562650
Peak mental illness lol

>double item box ahead
>boost and throw magnet to make SURE nobody can snipe it
>fucker spawns from the void to steal it
AAAAAAH

I need him NOW

>>724563356
yes, you do have mental illness
>less than 1 min apart
>one banned, other not
not the same guy

>>724563387
this but HER!

Any lobbies?

So collision boost is good, right?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y1rXAYbYNVvCb4WMmTBPrn9Edlsqql69CGKd4utXKVw/

This guide just discounts it entirely... But I think it's REALLY nice actually, you're bumping into people alot more than you may think.

724563443
>trying to save face
>i-it's n-not the same goy :(((
LOL

>>724563443
Those images and filenames being that similar is no coincidence. Only someone with an autistic folder full of similar images would post those.

>>724563509
Yeah its good, here's why.

>>724563509
I use it, but I'm also a shitter so don't trust me.
Great for the final stretch IF whoever you're trying to overtake doesn't have a weapon on hand or you're invincible.

>>724563689
coincidences happen, especially when someone is, on 4chan, bitching about cunny, on /v/
its pretty common for people to post those picrels whenever an anti-loli faggot starts barking. Proves they are a newfag because loli is site culture
they were under 1 min apart, making it impossible to be one guy.

look, I have this saved too for such occasions, plus a "where do you think we are" one, and a "welcome to 4chan, heres your little girl" one
its not shocking to see other people save pics for filename responses to the same thing

Aren't the Sonic prime characters "dead"? I thought their dimensions didn't exist anymore after the ending or whatever.

>>724563509
collision boost is alright and it suits certain builds okay, but both the things it does well are done more consistently by other builds, and sometimes an unexpected boost can fuck you over sometimes especially with how janky car collision can be
but if you get lucky it can make races basically free

>>724564109
Werehog shouldn't even be able to exist anymore, much less during the day
canon doesn't matter here

>>724563362
You cannot defeat third world McDonalds internet.

>missed the MARIA NVKE
AIEEEEEEE

>>724563907
The first turn wasn't gonna happen. Metal shouldve started turning early...

>>724563480
I wish...

>>724563509
The regular bumps done seem all that useful, but people bumping you after a hit and getting you going faster seems to happen a lot and is very useful. It feels like a dice roll for a slightly better quick recovery that comes at a lower cost.

>>724563963
Ok, right after I post this, I bump a Vector from the side at the end of a race, he has no collision boost, I'm at max rings, and we're both going straight. Somehow HE'S the one who flies ahead, so I'm not sure what to think there

>>724564445
thankfully, PChads will have that taken care of

After next month's festivals they're gonna HAVE to patch the game for pac-man and a bunch of sega characters...

>>724539768 (OP)
yeah we probably dont need a thread always up and running but we always make it to 500 posts. Making them in the middle of the night probably isnt the best idea

Cream is OP, Zavok is OP
Who else is OP and I dont know about that

>>724564731
I honestly don't seem the problem in keeping threads up if they make it to the finish line. Gives people chances to play with others if nothing else, so why not?

>>724563114
>Normalfag
I've been here for 16 years, retard.
It's a drawing, idc, but you guys are ridiculously annoying now,
And it's mostly zoomer lolitards, I have never seen older-gen lolifags act like this during MY time.

UOOOOH CUNNY THIS CUNNY THAT.

>>724564724
ENTER

>>724564881
I suppose it works if you mod someone over every A.I racer

>>724539768 (OP)
Is he blowing her futacock?

>>724563968
>Both images are of vampires with the exact same labels on them, being scared by a crucifix with "loli" written on it and both filenames were about loli gatekeeping.
Yeah sure, two totally different guys. Also loli is great but that doesn't mean someone can spam a thread with ai slop and hide behind "site culture" as an excuse.

>>724564872
thats my thought process as well. i made the thread just cause and blazefag made a lobby so i guess if i didnt they would have anyways

>>724564873
>UOOOOH CUNNY THIS CUNNY THAT.
no one said that though, you larping nigger.
>>724560956
>>724561027
>>724561112
>>724561189
you are being a schizo, just like the "ITS THE TENDIES" guy in the thread right now.

Is there a way to play SSS online? it's way more fun than SS

>>724565081
Pray

>>724564872
actually looking at the thread maybe its fine

>>724565023
explain how they posted in one minute of each other
how one was banned but not the other
how one was able to get both the post AND upload that fast
its simply not possible, its two anons.

>>724565081
Prease undastandu. Too much brast processingu.

I just about blasted that damn frontrunning Croc but someone else got me from behind RIGHT as I was about to throw the bomb!
I just wanted to hurt that Vector! Is that so bad!?

724565163
>but the upload is one minute apart!
He's still going hahaahahahahahaha

>>724565081
I don't know why these games always lock down the only good mode, it was a pain in the ass to play 200cc in MK8 online, MKW doesn't even offer the option for some retarded reason, and SSS has it but you're not allowed to use it online because fuck you.

>>724564851
Pawn always wins.

i fcuking love being trucked on the 2nd place

>>724565358
>blasted
>cream
not a coincidence.
>>724565375
>newfag cant operate 4chan
go the FUCK back and shut up, stop shitting up the thread you massive nigger.

>>724564990
I have most of my AI racers modded over, with the exception of just 4. that post was just a sample from the zeena mod.

>>724565482
greatest sonic doujin to ever exist

>>724565358
yes
also you're grounded

3 races now, I'd have won if not for that VECTOOOR

>>724565482
>>724565546
she gets the good stuff, for sure

>>724565501
>jenny
I've got some downloading to do

724565482
>>724563356

>>724565738
Need more of this Miku

>>724565154
>>724565235
>>724565453

Man, World Match is okay in bursts but even with the Crossworlds it's starting to get dull. I really wish festivals weren't the only time when online has some variety.

>>724565738
>nip slip
ANON DONT DO IT

>>724565738
I CAN SEE IT

its over

>>724565858
I can definitely see them doing it later on as a "big" update to keep people playing down the line.

O M G >>724565738 TWO MIGU'S?!?!?!

>>724563509
It's very useful for the final stretch and borderline griefing everywhere else

>>724539768 (OP)
Sagebros I'm sorry but after a month I need a bit of character variety. This Riders mod sold me on Omega. also i made his board look cool as hell

>>724565986
make that THREE!!

>>724565858
How would or I guess should they go about it? Have SSS as an option before matchmaking, or have SSS versions of tracks be up for voting in regular lobbies?

>>724565986
There are a handful of us.

>>724566078
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>724566129
3 options each race.
2 Sonic Speed
1 SSS
Maybe sometimes they do vice versa.
shrimple

>>724566193
>There are a handful of us.
Breh that's my pic lol

>Legend 7
Neat. One more race and I'm out. Gimme my Aqua Forest plz

>>724566064
Don't feel bad, variety is the spice of life. I'll probably pivot to Rouge or Migu at some point like I said I would before release.

>>724566129
I would say to have SSS versions of tracks be up for voting in regular lobbies (and expand the number of options to compensate) but I feel like there'd be a lot of whining from casual players being dragged into the mode where they actually have to play the game.
A separate menu option would at least make sure everyone who's into SSS can choose to only play it even if it takes longer to find a game.

At the very least it should be an option in private lobbies.

>>724566357
Am I not allowed to play Migu if I don't use own sourced pics? Fine

Thanks for hosting and playing together. I would keep going, but I'm starving

>>724566064
I am a Metalfag but after roughly 700-800 matches in a row as him, I've decided I need to play others as well, there's no shame in switching it up.

>>724566484
The first option would be nice as a thing for people above certain ranks. Gives newbies time to learn, while giving variety for more seasoned players.

>>724565738
IS THAT

>>724566064
Everyone's gotta switch it up eventually. I thought I had my top three nailed down but now Zavok has somehow managed to slip in.

GG's anon!

Is there a mod for Riders Eggman?
Still not tired of playing as him.

>>724566693
that blue hedgehog again, of ALL places

>>724566547
Nah just funny that you responded with it

>>724566693
DELETED? HE MUST'VE GOTTEN BANNED

I hate you all

I'm even into lolis but Maria is sweet and is not for sexual

>>724566713
No wonder Joker got in over him.

>>724566129
I think a 50/50 chance of a lobby being SS or SSS before track selection once you enter legend would be feasible. Making selectable SSS tracks among SS tracks wouldn't work as good imo since some builds work better on SSS than SS so it would turn whether you have the right gear or not into a coin flip

Hey, is it alright if I use this as a bananza thread instead?

>>724566129
SSS would ruin balance unironically. Power and Acceleration would be far worse than they are, and it'd be 66% Handling with some Boost and Speed radicals. Already almost nobody plays Acceleration, but it'd be even worse, diversity'd be gone.

>>724566705
>Zavok
Simple. Zavok said "COME!" and they came. All of them. Even the anons. I'm playing him because he is genuinely cool with that voice acting, and I hated Lost World

>>724566774
Yea but it's part of that fuckhuge riders pack so you have to get the specific model thru their mega
https://mega.nz/folder/j9QmBCZZ#qCvP7OwhO4zNqk7TSAJNAg/folder/6ogQSLCJ
>>724566849
Oh well good to know

>>724566969
Out, filthy monkey. This is a crocodile game.

>>724566861
A kid playing rebel vs the real deal. I'll just have to wait for a mod if I wanna play him I guess.

>>724556263
i need to see that pic in full

>>724566969
Thanks, guys. I think we needed a bananza thread

i cant win a single game with silver my god
this twink is weaker and gets pushed more easily than cream

Why is warp ring banned from online play?
It's just a goofy catch up item. Is there something horrifically broken about it i'm not aware of?

I wonder what they’ll do for the next 3d dk game

>>724567402
I think it'd be basically baggers going almost afk, picking up a drill, and then using the warp ring to go from lap to 3 and winning. I don't know if that's how the item works because it's gadget + offline only

any lobbies?

>>724567218
https://gamebanana.com/mods/623159
modded mine day 1

>>724566064
This is what mine looks like.
Play who you sincerely like, no need to limit yourself.

>>724567531
make one

>>724544005
>princess
>nipples protruding
very disrespectful

>>724567570
she's finally growing it's natural

>>724567538
based chad

>>724567531
>>724559839

>>724567843
who's the artist anyway I love rare jap sonic artists

>>724567402
I was wondering the same thing. It seems to just warp you to the next person in front of you, so you are only gaining one place at most. It can also be blocked the same as slime or weights. Meanwhile a drill or truck can let you gain much better positions even if someone uses a shield to protect themselves as you pass by. Unless I am also missing something it seems like the least useful catch up item for actually placing well. The one exception I can think of is if one person happens to be much better than everyone else and you use the warp ring from second to take advantage of the gap they created.

>>724567904
Aoki6311

>>724567913
>>724567402
iirc, there's a glitch with it that turns you invisible or something.

>>724567402
>>724567507
>>724567913
It was simply the cause for the bug in the beta that spawned an invisible barrier before the crossworld rings when used in certain situations, Sega's fix was to delete it from online.

>>724539889
Sonic has lost his edge, He didn't once reel in disgust over the idea of Eggman ever having a child.

>>724568369
its not like eggman ever actually fucked anyone

>>724568369
Sonic wouldn't do that in general

>>724568448
It is part of his masterplan however.

>>724567697
BIG CAT TIDDIES

>Zavok wrecks me and a bunch of other guys with a giant bob-omb
>STRIKE
I'm not even mad.

>>724567081
Miku Sex!

maria sexo

>>724539768 (OP)
You joke, but yeah, she should be in.

>This is a spinoff game, doesnt affect canon
>She's a fan favourite, even more thanks to SxSGENs and Sonic 3 the movie.
>A lot of people would pay for her if only for cute wholesome moments and fanart fuel featuring her and Shadow racing together.

When you think about it, it makes perfect sense. You dont need to revive her in the next mainline game, at the end this is just fanservice, the good, non-pervy kind.

>>724567081
Many thanks.

>>724569189
imagine a cool riders outfit made just for this game, akin to migu getting a unique outfit.

>>724569189
It's literally canon KEK
They even came up with an explanation for how they go to some of the locations, it's a simulation created by King Donny.

>>724569628
Make her a part of the simulation.

what is that eggman satellite doing outside online lobby tho

>>724569628
Give me my simulation Maria wife then

>>724570273
would

>me in the monster truck
>moderate speed
>them in the monster truck
>speed boost out the ass

Remember when snoys said that Hatsune Miku and Sonic were just as huge as Mario before this game flopped? Good times.

>>724570376
Speed wisp + monstro truck combo is the hidden combo
Or slipstream bounty + ring speed gain

KYOJIRI
Y
O
J
I
R
I

https://files.catbox.moe/pm0ioc.webm
Once again, laser has betrayed me. How's this shit even HAPPEN??

>>724570804
I never use those near turns. Thing is WHACK

>>724570862
meant for >>724570341

>blizzard valley
Welp I'm losing

>>724568676
dead

>Timed out
Kay

https://files.catbox.moe/dl19j1.webm
I must go now. My people need me.
wtf with this kill zone though
also timeout, lobby is kill
here new one.
45918115

>>724571134
but you should. most of the time
even if the teleport stops, it can't respawn you at a turn
you'll be invisible until you drive on some straight line

>>724570862
>>724571248
Also still would

>>724572076
Oh no, don't get me wrong, I do in a sense. Just not right AT the turn. I do it a bit away from it, so the wisp extends to make the turn, and I get more time zipping around.

>>724563114
This will never be true no matter how hard you tourists push it.

https://files.catbox.moe/hof9zy.webm
i hope when this game is updated they fix shit like this.

>>724571915
He later crashed into the ARK

https://files.catbox.moe/qk045k.webm
getting hit here is the WORST.

>>724572489
nice edgebug

they really should have released some balance changes and introduce super speed into online by now
one month and zero changes
and they didnt even announce nights

>>724572489
Fucking Apatos and its fucking balcony.

>>724572491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqzmVvga_so

https://files.catbox.moe/lax95k.webm
mmmm love the taste of air wall.

sega pls fix your servers
new lobby
73331732

>>724572815
My evil(?) ARKwife can't possibly be this cute

>>724566484
SS and SSS require pretty different builds if you want to be optimal, so I think they probably wouldn't mix them together.

>>724573271
very much evil.

>>724572805
>>724573161
my man just not havin a good day today

>>724573507
these are old clips i never posted before desu, but that first one you linked happened to me AGAIN today.

hehe

So when are we giving this general a mascot?

>>724573962
i vote for best girl

>>724562409
wow, didn't expect to see my mod posted on here. surreal. thanks everyone.

WHERE SPONGEBOB

>>724574341
Thank you, dude. This was on my wishlist, so seeing a mod for it really makes my day.
>>724573625
getting all that bad mojo out before the next festival, don't worry
>>724573831
wave'd

Always some cock sucker with a boxing glove ruining my day.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF GIVING ME A BLUE BOO
IF EVEN IF I USE IT INSTANTLY, IT CAN NEVER RESOLVE BEFORE THE RACE IS OVER

>>724574696
sorry bro it's what i do

fuck man, the errors won't stop. Guess I'll take a break for now then. GGs, y'all.
As a parting gift, here's a clip that I feel good about.
https://files.catbox.moe/hglqdp.webm
>>724574525
next month.

>>724575584
The Super Sonic Racing effect is real

on another note, i have a new appreciation for that fast bomb charge gadget. It's super satisfying bowling over so many people with those things.

>>724575584
GGs

>>724569714
>>724569745
>dodon pa found on the epstein island flight logs

>Try to take optimal curve in boat
>Retard hugging the wall bumps you to the opposite side constantly til you melt into the fucking wall
When is power gonna stop being cosmetic?

>>724566064
I play every character in the roster but Sage is still my top 2 (piss sage took too long to get that voice mod), no worries anon.

Hello. I would like to play the videogame with (You), the player.

>>724576930
i would go full power car power char if it fucking WORKED

lend me your power... this is MIKU on a fucking EG we're up against...!

>>724539949
made for BWC

Average final shortcut wisp

>>724577264
I agree the werehog should give it to her.

Any lobbies?

Maria the PALG

>>724577310
YEP IT'S SONIC RACING

any lobbies up btw?

>>724577764
>>724577361
no, make one

>>724577310
the amount of trucks people get in the final lap looks like cheats at this point

>>724577378
HOLY FUCKING SEXO

why would blaze do this to her daughter

>>724577310
>Oh I know, I'm going to put an ultra shortcut at the very last turn!
>Sugoi ne! What a great idea, let's put that on every single track, surely that'll make the game more FUN!

>>724578248
15933272

>>724578592
>take the shortcut
>lose
>don't take the shortcut
>lose but slower
The only answer is to intentionally slow down

>>724578592
Ultimate Charge Aero GODS, our time is whenever they decide to release our gadget

>>724578480
she gets bored

>>724578480
UOOOH

coomers are posting ABSOLUTE GEMS today, christ.

>>724539949
made for BWC

I’m surprised /v/ allows generals now

>>724579331
tru can't believe my twitter thread died for this

>>724579228
comes with the package if OP decides to start a thread with Maria.

>>724578698
^^^

>>724579331
Only if it's at least 70% fapbait and dudes gooning.

>>724579331
Sonic unites all

>>724579443
sauce?

>>724579331
>now
AI slop and yugioh master duel generals have been allowed for years now.

>>724579331
Have you never been in a Touhou thread? It's nothing but mindless generic /dbs/ style shitposting and ritual posts by avatarfags.

>>724580979
glory to the

>>724577523
Sexo...

>>724563509
It's fun, and that's what matters.

It’s been hours and I’ve only seen like 3 posts actually talking about the game and not just lusting over underage sonic girls

We failed, but we failed side by side

>>724581821
HE
WON

Why do I keep getting run over by trucks today?

>>724582014
With a stroke of luck, they became a monster truck

I hate race park grind

I'm a tard and only just realized Sage's hair is supposed to be an egg.

>>724563509
>people have been getting free air tricks when I Spin Drift them this entire time
My life is a lie, holy shit. Still using it though.

pshyco monster truck runs me over and falls off the edge lmao

>>724539949
made for BWC

>>724539768 (OP)
>meanwhile a lot of characters won't be included on speed simulator, including Super Neo Metal Sonic

I think this will be my last race, getting really tired. thanks for the races

>>724578653
GGs, let's get sawed in half more next time

>>724583547
almost looks like he's in a wheelchair

Sorry Jet! Hope somebody else can take over the lobby for me

>>724583784
eh ill just do 1 or 2 solo queue then go back to trying arc raiders, at least i can appreciate its more actual gameplay than tarkov, in tarky half the "gameplay" was done in the lobby and i just dont have the stomach for that

>daniel barnes (scrapnik island and chaotix anni writer) is writing a sage spinoff miniseries
She won.

>>724581821
kino

>>724583547
disabled sonic

>>724578698
How is that going to stop you getting run over by a truck

>>724584557
>Ultimate Charge Aero
>Ultimate Charge
>Boost Tuner 2
>IQ: 6
Oh yeah, it's racing time.

>>724584557
Being able to front run AND take the shortcuts will be game changing.

>>724584191
WHAT!!!!!!!!!
DANIEL FUCKING BARNES IS WRITING IT???
holy fuck it's real
Genuinely amazing news, he's the most solid writer at IDW.

>>724585083
All you're doing is taking the shortcuts everyone else is capable of taking due to the better items they get
And you're competing with their slipstreams making the whole pack move faster than you while slinging blue boos and anvils your way
I don't think it will be better than ultimate charge

>>724585317
Except you can take every shortcut, while also taking much tighter driving lines because you have 5 whole seconds of being able to go offroad with it per boost. This is pretty substantial.

Sexo

>>724586394
How do mobians procreate if theyre featurless af

Wait, the auras you get for rank are randomized? I see a guy in legend 7 with the dark aura, but I'm also 7 and don't have that. I got autumn leaves instead.

>>724585193
He's an asshole, but writtes better than flynn

>>724586756
Asshole how? I have seen him be all "don't put down Ian flynn" on twitter, and just talking back to people being open dipshits.

I want them NOW

>>724587545
I don't really get where this artist's connection between cow fetish stuff and NiGHTS comes from, especially if you're going to keep her flat, but I'm listening

>>724587290
It's the innocence that gets me.

>>724581920
Welcome to your average Sonic thread.

>>724554378
No lie I logged into the Puma site at exactly 12AM, when they were released, and bought a pair. I went back to the page at 12:02 and all the human sizes were gone. I was going to wear these like an autismo but if they're up on eBay for two grand I might have to devolve into a scalper.

>Get 6 likes in one lobby for some reason
>Then get the map vote
Shame I only got 5th

>>724588238
The milk is stored in the balls.

>>724584191
Holy Based

Are extreme gears ever optimal in time trials? Feels like if there's too many turns for speed the next best thing is always handling.

>>724586553
someone draws a new one

>>724591441
I used EGs exclusively for SS and used a speed car for most of SSS, only exceptions being handeling for Casino and Urban Canyon. All S ranks thankfully

>>724586394
IMAGINE

>>724593226
which speed car

4131-3076

>>724595284
Wrong lobby id
4316-3440

>>724587545
SEGA just wants Miku to have a little more fun before she's powercrept out of existence by the new, better, hotter QUEEN of BOOST.

>>724586756
>>724587381
oh, no, I'm seeing the validity behind calling him an asshole.
He's just getting all of his thoughts out there...

>>724595427
Sorry my NiGHTS is a KiNG of dreams.

>>724595427
I want to fuck this thing so badly like you wouldn't believe

>>724595328
>4316-3440
GGs, something came up.

>>724595825
More power to you, brother. The Mikucels will TREMBLE regardless.

>>724593321
Vectorbros!

Finally got that S rank.

>>724595948
many are saying this

16283691

>>724596632
Nice work anon, that's a doozy.

>>724596632
Its not that hard on SSS

Uhhhhh... Jetbros? Our response???!?!

5 years ago if you told me a sonic game would have daily threads over a month after release that all hit bump limit, i would've laughed and called you a schizo

>>724597414
Why? Sonic autism is one of the strongest forms of autism.

>>724597414
desu its mostly coom posting

>>724597414
Who would've thought finally releasing
2 pretty good games in a row would have that effect.

>>724595427
>>724596138
Alright, these threads have convinced me. If NiGHTS actually gets in as a Boost character I'm going to spend a week playing as them AND dedicating all of my fap sessions to them.

If they are any other type they're getting trashed.

>>724597365
Why can't sega let shitty shitty shitty characters just die. Like Charmy and Big?

>>724539768 (OP)
Is she really? I don't remember Maria ever getting to be a playable character before.

>>724593226
Similar approach here, though currently about 70:30 A:S and used handling and speed about equally for SSS. Mainly wondering about pushing times further, if there are specific tracks where EG's midpoint stats between Speed and Handling hit a sweet spot (or the boost difference meaningfully matters)

they seriously need to buff wisps

>>724597414
now listen anon if you told me that id encounter a guy who was exiled from /trash/'s sonic the hedgehog general for being too autistic even for them i would struggle to believe you but not only did i encounter them i learned why and i wont deny it, he deserved it. being rangebanned from ./trash/ for being too autistic in a sonic focused general is genuinely impressive
i do not doubt anything happening since then, no matter how unlikely. thankfully its prepped me for several other instances like this down the line

>>724597607
I love Big. He's chill and has a great theme. I don't mind Charmy much.

>>724597804
>being rangebanned from ./trash/ for being too autistic
How do you fucks even know about such shit?

>>724597061
For someone of my skill level is was pretty tough.

this guy cracks me up, he doesnt even race to win, he just uses the chao on lap 3 to cause chaos

>>724597932
dont question it. ive seen it happen enough on /vg/ in other generals. just know that there was once a /lolg/ poster named Hans, who single handedly got rangebanned from posting ANY links or images, and any time he tried to bypass it hed be found fast. some people posting are so passionately fucked up that they need special tard handling to deal with. Hans specifically was rangebanned in the UK, Germany and France so as long as he tried posting within those territories he couldnt unless it was absent of any links or images.

>>724596802
New lobby code
49153430

>>724598635
So what you're saying is that...he's a real joker?

>>724598880
a rascal even

dropping Cream on my throbbing fat adult bwc

Does anyone else consider "Follow me" to be Cream's theme song? Or just me?

just got fucked in a race because the retarded fucking laser pathfinding decided to shoot me vertically up onto the invisible path on pumpkin mansion instead of using the off-road shortcut

>>724599069
You're an idiot.

>>724599069
Follow Me feels so much like an Amy song. None of the other Heroes themes feel so focused on a single character like that one does.

>>724597574
Realistically the chances are pretty decent, NiGHTS is an all-rounder in base stats in Transformed, but "boosting" is pretty core to NiGHTS's gameplay in both her own games (she even had a boost meter before Sonic did) and she has an EG in CrossWorlds, so it's possible. They could bait-and-switch and make her handling, but it will have been so long since Miku by that point that if they choose not to make NiGHTS boost, I'll just assume they want Miku to be the only one.

>>724597607
Charmy would be good if they leaned into him being a fanboy like in Shadow the Hedgehog (2005)

An aqua mod has been nuked by the crossworlds modding jannies just cause she wears a skirt, and forced the creator to add pants to her, you can't make this shit up

>>724597414
Feels a little forced, honestly. These threads can last longer than a day at this point and still have barely any on topic discussion. Like I swaer some of you just want to have a sonic general that isn’t /sthg/

>>724594969
Full Dark Reaper
130 Ring Limit
Ring Gain Boost
Speed Machine Kit
sorry for late reply

>>724599783
/sthg/ pretty much doesn't function the way its supposed to. the audience there is mostly fanfic writers and disgruntled artists

>>724599783
Yeah, I'll just be waiting on /v/eekend-esque threads whenever there's a new festival because that's when these threads are actually lively. Otherwise, these threads have mostly just been sluggish Sonic generals/fap discussion for the past week or so.

the dinosaur jungle part where you ride on the side of the dinosaur before the portal wasnt legit playtested, holy shit what a mess of a terrain

>>724601761
It works just fine if you drive in a completely straight line and don't drift at all, which is what I imagine the average playtester would be doing

>>724599702
he uploaded the original somewhere, right???

northern islands is such a bagging stage holy fuck

>>724600239
no worries, thanks. i'll give it a shot

Hang in there, Shadow brother. You're doing better than you might think.

>>724599702
>the crossworlds modding jannies
Not a modfag. There are pearl clutching jannies for mod websites, of all things?

>>724569189
Honestly as much as I hate it I like the that SEGA respects the deceased characters enough to not make them playable in side games.

Is Ocean View supposed to be one of the harder SSS stages or do am I just sucking rn

>>724603105
hold the charge for the entire water section every lap

Any lobby up?

>>724603105
I'd want Rouge to suck me rn if you get my meaning. If you understand my subtext. If you ponder on my implied wordplay.

>>724599702
I bet 2 rings you are hiding the fact she probably wasn't wearing anything underneath because le canon no panties and was shocked the gamebanana jannies would remove it.

What would happen if they up the framerate on the chao audience in the beginning of races

>>724603105
>>724603253
I should mention I was referring to Time Trial, but assuming you were replying with that in mind, I'll give it a shot.

>>724603269
Yeah
>>724598869

>>724603509
That's exactly it.

>rouge blows a kiss at the screen for her level 3 boost
I am GOING TO CUM.

>>724599702
pics?

>>724603805
did you download it?

>>724603553
i wish for a mod that fixes the background mobians

>>724603745
>com error while changing my gadgets
This game is held together with 2 nickles and a dream.

holly shit i am sick of the tornado

>final stretch
>my items are tornado and dark chao
JUST

Racing without gadgets feels barely different I can still come out 1st or 4th

https://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1984026560501072111
she's in

You fuckers are lucky I don't believe in friendly fire or that saw would've been used sooner.

>>724605745
love you anon

>>724539768 (OP)
i wish

>>724599252
>>724599254
I just want my favorite character to have a theme song...

i legit think the most cancer build will eventually become power machines with slipstream and ring boosts, these faggots do not take damage at all is like perpetual silver surfer but you can actually go fast if you follow ring trails

>the timing of that ghost
Praise the heavens.

what's with people driving crazy all around

>>724606171
it's here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RtfYKNOw-I

Cool. I haven't launched this game in a few days, but that's pretty good, right?

>>724567247
>>724556263

>>724606509
Bro everyone here is in the top 1000...

>>724606497
Comfy...

>>724599304
I miss BD Joe. A Sega game about chaotic driving should be a mandated day 1 inclusion in a game like this.

>>724606509
respectable

>>724598635
people really underestimate just how much you can actually grief others in this game even if it's at your own expense too

>>724598869
3/4

Is 240 race park wins getting to the 70 ticket mark or clearing the 70 ticket mark

>>724605592
He's in

>Hidden World gets chosen
>I get d/c'd
Whew I need to eat anyway. GGs Shadow twins, I'll rejoin if the lobby is still up when I'm done.

>>724606959
Thanks, Blaze, see you next time. Now 2/4

>>724606087
PAWGexo

>>724593321
>>724586394
huh. I guess femFinite really did get to exist. that one anon would be ecstatic.

>the aqua mod was real
PLEASE someone tell me they download it before it got cucked

>get invited to a /v/ro lobby
>timeout before even a single race

Did Sega blow all the netcode money on getting Spongebob?

>>724608732
>unreal engine game full of jank
what made you think that anon?

>start game
>go to world match
>time out
>close game
fuck you sega

>>724608893
Patch at the end of november.
hopefully it'll actually fix shit.

>>724609047

lol. lmao even.

Play Sage.

>>724582474
Is it?

>>724552296
I'm not sure why you're getting so mad when I was just asking a question. Maybe you need to spend time off the site for a little while. This doesn't seem very healthy for you.
>>724552692
That makes sense, thanks for the explanation.

>>724606845
Getting to the 70 ticket mark

>>724609981
ballin'

>people park their main account at 9999 then just use an alt
the fuck
there are no stakes held here

if you're try harding in a kart racer you deserve to be beaten by black men in a dark alley

if you're outplaying me, suck my nuts
if I'm outplaying you, suck my nuts

>>724610704
I think I want to start using meta builds...

>bare titty, full nipple Wave goes unnoticed all thread
feels good™

>>724611109
where? I don't see it.

Getting closer.