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Anonymous No.724967092 [Report] >>724967193 >>724967305 >>724967396 >>724967694 >>724968737 >>724970895 >>724973950 >>724978069 >>724978217 >>724980219 >>724980478 >>724983854
Do you feel like games these days are leaning far too much towards the zoomer audience?
Anonymous No.724967193 [Report]
>>724967092 (OP)
zoomer kino
Anonymous No.724967305 [Report]
>>724967092 (OP)
this mf CM bruh. im COOKED fr. 6/20 is abysmal dogshit of a winrate ong
Anonymous No.724967396 [Report]
>>724967092 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypT2FmGZmF8
Anonymous No.724967516 [Report] >>724967582 >>724967612 >>724968003
Toreinas, what should I do now? This was supposed to be a late surger dominator build to pair with my grass and oguri cap, but that bitch nature never even started her chain so she didn't get on your left. I can give 2 of either PoC, Race Planner and Dominator, should I move her up and run her as a second pace chaser or go all in with dominator and run her as late anyways? Pace dominator seems like a huge gamble
>powerlet
it is what it is
Anonymous No.724967582 [Report]
>>724967516
Bro... Your guts?
Anonymous No.724967612 [Report] >>724967805 >>724968043 >>724968309
>>724967516
Most decent fronts will have higher wit than you making dominator worthless
Anonymous No.724967694 [Report]
>>724967092 (OP)
so uhh, how would an aoharu deck with the rebalances look like? Guts is an important stat now, people say that unity cup is the witmaxxing paradise, but that would leave me with a deck of 2 wit cards, Haru, and 3 flex slots? how would you even build a long racer like that?
Anonymous No.724967805 [Report] >>724967890
>>724967612
Not true, front runners have to choose between sacrificing wit/power for stamina or stamina for wit/power, that Tachyon will get the front runners who focused on having more stamina if her mood is right
Anonymous No.724967890 [Report]
>>724967805
And also one dominator is useless. If you're commited to using debuffs you need two dominators or you're just relying on other people having other dominators. Cause one is not stopping angling and scheming
Anonymous No.724967940 [Report] >>724968097 >>724969265
Been looking into the changes quite a bit, lots of big winners this patch I'm looking forward to the practice rooms
Anonymous No.724968003 [Report]
>>724967516
Planner and Dominator. PoC is overpriced and you already have Medium speed skills. Dominator gives her some use for the whole team and with Planner she can survive better to potentially steal a win or two with Pump and Redshift procs.
Anonymous No.724968043 [Report]
>>724967612
This is a gaslight btw, there is still a chance to be affected even if you have higher wit
Anonymous No.724968097 [Report]
>>724967940
the gut buffs are going to make my rudolfs STRONG
Anonymous No.724968152 [Report] >>724968319
BOFA is a viable skill now correct?
Anonymous No.724968223 [Report] >>724969058
Look at this supervillain, especially if you're clublet. And if you are a clublet REMEMBER TO PUT /V/ IN YOUR PROFILE SO WE KNOW YOU'RE ON THE LEVEL WHEN YOU APPLY!
Anonymous No.724968232 [Report]
Do runways use wit to calculate a top speed like fronts? Theorozing a deck for blockuza
Anonymous No.724968309 [Report]
>>724967612
>speed not maxed out = other strategy builds beat you outright even if you activate Angling
>low power = other strategy builds beat you outright even if you activate Angling
>low stamina = lmao
Only giga-whales can hit 566+ wit in addition to everything else that a decent front needs.
Anonymous No.724968319 [Report]
>>724968152
No, it can still activate right out of the gate
Anonymous No.724968353 [Report]
Anonymous No.724968372 [Report] >>724968547
How's Valentine's Bourbon looking now that we're getting BIGNIGER so soon?
Anonymous No.724968373 [Report] >>724968672 >>724968752 >>724971545
>Got Omegabuffed
>Actually the mightiest miler now
Virgo will be her redemption arc
Anonymous No.724968478 [Report] >>724968708 >>724968716
One is filled with peace, the other is filled with chaos and greed
Anonymous No.724968546 [Report] >>724968660 >>724968987
the """translation""" makes me fucking hate her
Anonymous No.724968547 [Report]
>>724968372
Runway is most likely unusable as an ace due to the stat requirements but she'll work really well as a blocker (though extremely difficult to build) VB essentially went from a top 1 uma to a top 5 one so still worth a pull imo
Anonymous No.724968551 [Report] >>724968951 >>724968983 >>724974904
>4 days after the end of free Riko pulls to make three aces for Virgo
Anonymous No.724968629 [Report]
>golshi carrying me into A for the 3rd time
Anonymous No.724968660 [Report] >>724969045 >>724977893 >>724978261
>>724968546
Helious supposed to use nigh incomprehensible gyaru slang in JP so I think it's actually pretty accurate
Anonymous No.724968672 [Report] >>724969087
>>724968373
How so? I thought her unique got restricted the 2nd half of the final corner?
Anonymous No.724968708 [Report]
>>724968478
i have over 100 TP refills. experiment time and shit
Anonymous No.724968709 [Report]
zoomzoom
Anonymous No.724968716 [Report]
>>724968478
a perfect representation of Daikeks and GODkas
Anonymous No.724968737 [Report] >>724968890 >>724968956
>>724967092 (OP)
AYO anyway I can check affinity for upcoming umas bruh? No cap im trynna make some parents to build digitan for virgo but gametora calculator only lets you check currently released umas. I know a loading screen hint says roommates are usually compatible so Ive been farming some tachyons but im lowkey wondering who else I might finna need to build on god fr fr finna boutta buss
Anonymous No.724968752 [Report] >>724969087
>>724968373
>activates much later
>even unrestrained is better now since it activates randomly, thus can activate earlier and mog SfV
Grim
Anonymous No.724968864 [Report] >>724969439
You fags should have listened to the green lady. Whos laughing now? me with my 9 guts stars winning every fucking duel
Anonymous No.724968890 [Report] >>724968956 >>724969416
>>724968737
bro doesn't know how to browse japanese gametora :skull:skull:skull: bro is so cooked nahhhh just click on the goofy ahhhh gear icon and smash that japan button to see all the JP goonettes
Anonymous No.724968937 [Report]
I want to take a second to say to all the drawGODS ITT: Thank you
we like your art, i save practically all i see, actually, especially the paint ones
Anonymous No.724968942 [Report]
Next CM is going to be Mile? Some people from the same clan have been following me out of the blue and I haven't changed my legacy Uma since Cancer CM.
Anonymous No.724968951 [Report]
>>724968551
The CMs schedule is still insane to me. Unity and the gameplay changes are great but I don't get why they have to release so close to CMs, it's like the schedule is completely divorced of everything else in the game
Anonymous No.724968956 [Report]
>>724968737
>>724968890
Both of you are pushing 30
Anonymous No.724968983 [Report]
>>724968551
Yeah Virgo timeframe is extremely fucked. You got like 8 days since the patch to run a new scenario and make aces. I'm happy for the qol changes and buffs but they need to slow down the CM pace. I'm ditching SMaru and the front runner mines for it and hoping I can pace/late my way to a win.
Anonymous No.724968987 [Report]
>>724968546
ong no cap?
Anonymous No.724969045 [Report] >>724977275
>>724968660
i wouldnt equate ebonics and nigger shit to gyaru but cygames doesnt give a shit
Anonymous No.724969058 [Report]
>>724968223
>bit of pudge
Anonymous No.724969071 [Report] >>724969223 >>724969225 >>724969629 >>724972851 >>724973268
Anonymous No.724969081 [Report] >>724970139
Oh lordy. This run was so ass (and I actually lost finals) that I was considering scuppering it. "Never quit a run" proves itself a motto to live by once again
Anonymous No.724969087 [Report] >>724975093
>>724968672
>>724968752
Let me explain, taikis ult got nerfed in most tracks but in mile it's much better, essentially because the ult activation timing changed from final corner to 2nd half there is no acceleration wasted which was the reason shift and shooting were useless in cancer, pair that with the increased duration and yes taiki is much worse as a parent, but her entire kit got mega buffed for mile (example: the mile maven buffs) her value as a parent plummeted but she'll be S tier as an ace
Anonymous No.724969208 [Report]
>be the retard who thought the cutoff for open was A, not B+
>loose 14 out of 15 races
>the one I win I take 1st, 2nd and 3th
Eh, Im okay with that. I didnt even participate in the first races. Did get bronze in last cancer though, had hoped for some more sweet useless bronze, but Oh well.
Anonymous No.724969223 [Report]
>>724969071
i could only figure out daiwa and taiki's, i'm a fraud of trainer
Anonymous No.724969225 [Report]
>>724969071
Cow game
Anonymous No.724969265 [Report] >>724969387
>>724967940
>pacefags finding out that building a front is not only difficult, but building a GOOD oonige front is three times as difficult
>falconfags being exposed as frauds after their crutch uma gets mogged by suzuka
can't wait
Anonymous No.724969387 [Report]
>>724969265
>falconfags being exposed as frauds after their crutch uma gets mogged by suzuka
Anon Falcon is stronger than ever, center stage got a significant buff and so did her ult, plus the general front runner buffs like early lead, if anything id say shes the strongest front in the game
Anonymous No.724969416 [Report] >>724969482
>>724968890
Naahhh bruu :skull: my goofy ahh really didnt see that lil ass mfin gear icon hidin its bitch ass in the corner
>tachyon's only 22 affinity
Oh nah bruh Im finna throw hands with the nigga that wrote that loading screen tip
Anonymous No.724969439 [Report]
>>724968864
i fell for the fraudulent lies and have been building guts runners since the beginning so i am good
Anonymous No.724969454 [Report] >>724969680 >>724969685
McQueen you fat uma!
Your cheeks are so big and fat!
Why are you so fat!?
Anonymous No.724969482 [Report]
>>724969416
kek
Anonymous No.724969548 [Report] >>724969632
Us hag enjoyers got fucking robbed.
Anonymous No.724969595 [Report] >>724969770
Why are zoomers like this?
Anonymous No.724969629 [Report]
>>724969071
>Taiki with a tight buttoned shirt and tie
MUH
Anonymous No.724969632 [Report]
>>724969548
She got some good buffs too, speed eater and mile maven are fantastic
Anonymous No.724969648 [Report]
I have no idea what any of you are talking about
Anonymous No.724969673 [Report] >>724969861 >>724969930
>Smart Falcon SSR got buffed and is guaranteed groundwork
>Smart Falcon runner got insanely buffed
WHO CAN STOP HER?
Anonymous No.724969680 [Report]
>>724969454
Shit inbreed royal genetics. She eats one cream-puff and becomes the puft marshmallow mare, meanwhile Oguri has the fat fuck diet and confidently runs in a belly-free costume
Anonymous No.724969685 [Report]
>>724969454
imagine a crossover with trickal where you can pull her cheeks. God i wish
Anonymous No.724969725 [Report] >>724969819 >>724969919
What the fuck is Sirius doing here already
Anonymous No.724969770 [Report]
>>724969595
is this a piss pic withouth the piss? Or is she just staring at her cunt and thats it?
Anonymous No.724969819 [Report]
>>724969725
God, imagine if they change the banner schedule. That'd be the funniest shit ever
Anonymous No.724969861 [Report]
>>724969673
I'm hoping I can just run a bloku again and ignore all the front stuff
Anonymous No.724969893 [Report] >>724970028
Uma Musume is a feederism game
Anonymous No.724969919 [Report]
>>724969725
Checking phone while taking a small umbrella out of the bag I think
Anonymous No.724969930 [Report] >>724970143
>>724969673
No matter how high a falcon flies, it cannot reach the otherworld
Anonymous No.724970028 [Report]
>>724969893
we know, taikifag
Anonymous No.724970134 [Report]
I do look forward to the teio buffs, she's in a MUCH better place now don't think she'll be meta but she's going to very strong now with the lane movement changes
Anonymous No.724970139 [Report] >>724970275 >>724970342
>>724969081
>1* green
unless the parents were 3* medium / stamina, it's still garbage
Anonymous No.724970143 [Report]
>>724969930
>sample
>Suzuposter
reminds me of me in the last thread lmao
Anonymous No.724970275 [Report]
>>724970139
Trainer that's a recovery ult, it's not doing anything when inherited anyway
Anonymous No.724970342 [Report]
>>724970139
Its a recovery ult spark, of course its garbage!
Anonymous No.724970370 [Report] >>724970437 >>724970537 >>724971060
Spe is going to be a REALLY good parent now, id recommend farming a parent if you can.
Anonymous No.724970405 [Report] >>724970535
>flatties in my boobmonster game
Gentlemen...
Anonymous No.724970437 [Report]
>>724970370
Qrd?
Anonymous No.724970457 [Report] >>724970542 >>724970564 >>724970645 >>724970806 >>724970834
I have three borrows today and I'm struggling to figure out what to even do with them, now that we're just waiting on Aoharu to drop.
Anonymous No.724970535 [Report] >>724976221
>>724970405
Umamusume is a flatty game
umamusume is a fatty game
Anonymous No.724970537 [Report]
>>724970370
Isn't the acceleration going to be nerfed to like 0.05 when inherited like other ults?
Anonymous No.724970542 [Report]
>>724970457
Run your umawife
Anonymous No.724970564 [Report]
>>724970457
you still need mile and turf sparks for Virgo
Anonymous No.724970645 [Report]
>>724970457
Uma Stan white spark stud.
Anonymous No.724970806 [Report] >>724970885
>>724970457
Personally I haven't done any of the "finish a career with x skill" missions, they are incompatible with Ace grinding
Anonymous No.724970834 [Report]
>>724970457
Have fun
Anonymous No.724970885 [Report]
>>724970806
just do like 2-3 throwaway runs with decks for these skills
Anonymous No.724970895 [Report] >>724972553
>>724967092 (OP)
SEX WITH MEJIRO PALMER. How did such a hot family produce that fatty Makween?
Anonymous No.724971027 [Report] >>724971287
This game has both mutted and zoomerfied real race tracks. It used to be a pass time for older wealthy white people and now you'll see dozens of spic and asian zoomers. Absolutely disgusting
Anonymous No.724971060 [Report] >>724971170
>>724970370
So my pull yesterday of Summer Spe wasn't absolutely worthless?
Anonymous No.724971170 [Report]
>>724971060
Summer spe was never worthless though? Shes as good as base Spe
Anonymous No.724971250 [Report] >>724971320 >>724971340
>base Spe's unique now has acceleration
THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE CAN'T STOP WINNING
Anonymous No.724971287 [Report]
>>724971027
This game has singlehandedly saved horse-racing's reputation. Now a lot of people see it as a legitimate sport, whereas before it was only associated with degenerate gambling.
Anonymous No.724971320 [Report]
>>724971250
Oguri Crap is in shambles now...
Anonymous No.724971340 [Report] >>724971414
>>724971250
Cool but I'm still not starting her career
Anonymous No.724971414 [Report] >>724971528
>>724971340
It's so barebones that it is the shortest career in the game.
Anonymous No.724971485 [Report] >>724971520 >>724971650
/v/merbros, we're winning!
Anonymous No.724971520 [Report] >>724971987
>>724971485
Heh, that's nothing compared to /v/mapyoi's fan count.
Anonymous No.724971528 [Report]
>>724971414
That's why I'm procrastinating starting it
I'm just not interested in Spe as an uma
Anonymous No.724971545 [Report] >>724976403
>>724968373
taiki's rockin tits
Anonymous No.724971585 [Report]
special week is a hero in these threads
Anonymous No.724971587 [Report]
Question about bond levels: for now we're capped at 10 and I know that eventually we'll able to reach level 11 and unlock plain outfits, but are the points gained while at 10 "wasted"? Or are they banked until an update modifies the bond cap?
Anonymous No.724971608 [Report] >>724971663 >>724971671
If you're not witmaxxing right now by analyzing the patch notes with multiple tabs open to cross reference materials you are not gonna make it to the council of first rate trainers
Anonymous No.724971650 [Report]
>>724971485
I wish I could find my own witchuds for this week so I don't have to fix up my milers..
Anonymous No.724971663 [Report]
>>724971608
I've already done my research and I've planned everything in my brain.
Anonymous No.724971669 [Report]
McQueen is the definition of "kirei"
Anonymous No.724971671 [Report] >>724971814
>>724971608
Do we even have actual patch notes? The one posted around only covers skills
Anonymous No.724971814 [Report] >>724972473 >>724972792 >>724973830
>>724971671
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1o7cQRpRM0_YkmipvLzqRFn8opygabi_QycWm55pyPa8/htmlview?gid=1433998458&pru=AAABmnSKxTA*YegPWQKDquw1wGryGSI3WA#gid=135787442
Anonymous No.724971987 [Report] >>724972508
>>724971520
I just saw ours and we're like 1 million away from them huh
Anonymous No.724972037 [Report] >>724972106 >>724972197 >>724972241 >>724972435
So who are the biggest losers of this patch? Has to be Seiun right? Is she completely worthless now outside of parenting? I feel kinda bad for her
Anonymous No.724972106 [Report]
>>724972037
Seiun is too cute to ever be a loser. Unlike Teio.
Anonymous No.724972197 [Report]
>>724972037
>So who are the biggest losers of this patch?
Grifters who paywalled old JP guides and Youtube guides shitters.
Anonymous No.724972241 [Report]
>>724972037
youtubers and guidefags
Anonymous No.724972435 [Report] >>724972547
>>724972037
Everyone got megabuffed, its the wild west here now
Anonymous No.724972473 [Report]
>>724971814
Nice, thanks
Anonymous No.724972508 [Report]
>>724971987
Check back in an hour. I'm still farming my last brat.
Anonymous No.724972547 [Report]
>>724972435
Not Seiun, her ult is basically impossible to proc now for her, what's the point?
Anonymous No.724972553 [Report] >>724972843
>>724970895
My Queen is the most slim Mejiro btw
Anonymous No.724972559 [Report]
Nah cuh it be foreal dawg shits cooked ong bruh skrrr
Anonymous No.724972579 [Report]
APOLOGIZE
Anonymous No.724972587 [Report]
Posted about this yesterday but I guess nobody noticed since the thread was moving so fast
There are two skills listed in the patch notes that I don't recognize: 'Superstan' and 'Invincible Me'. I assume the first one is just the gold version of Uma Stan, but have no clue what the second one is supposed to be. Any ideas?
Anonymous No.724972701 [Report] >>724972872
Just learning about the patch, what did it do to my friend Mihono Bourbon?
Anonymous No.724972774 [Report] >>724973879
Oh hey a new comic
Anonymous No.724972792 [Report]
>>724971814
This is fantastic.

Some of these triple crown rewards are neat but it's gonna make some races feel more infuriating if you don't win, Teio can lose 30speed/30power if you happen to get second in any of the senior spring crown races.
Anonymous No.724972843 [Report] >>724973074
>>724972553
mejiro (forma de hag) though
Anonymous No.724972851 [Report] >>724972935
>>724969071
Scarlet, Ryan, Taiki and Creek.
I know my trainee's tits.
Anonymous No.724972872 [Report] >>724973001
>>724972701
Pretty decent buffs, trackblazer is much easier to trigger, better events, taking the lead is a million times better (especially when paired with groundwork) and the front skills got better, her valentines form will still be top 3 I'd recommend pulling for her
Anonymous No.724972874 [Report]
I love when they do the It's Over face
Anonymous No.724972935 [Report] >>724973067
>>724972851
Not Ryan, Winning Ticket actually
Anonymous No.724972945 [Report] >>724973229 >>724973257 >>724973460 >>724974503 >>724977327
Dotobros...
Anonymous No.724972946 [Report]
Why is uma stan going to be important from now on?
Anonymous No.724973001 [Report]
>>724972872
Based, thank you Bourbonfriend, I'll try to 5* and 5-potential the regular until Feb. Good vibes.
Anonymous No.724973067 [Report]
>>724972935
Upon closer inspection, you're right. I forget how big Tickezo is sometimes.
Anonymous No.724973074 [Report] >>724973985
>>724972843
This is a highschooler, we are let to believe
I mean yeah there is Maruzensky but at least she can pass, this one is near identical to that hot springs lady in new JP scenario
Anonymous No.724973149 [Report] >>724973205 >>724973231 >>724973318 >>724973452 >>724973498 >>724973516 >>724973572 >>724974491
Which global Uma do you think gets posted the least?
Anonymous No.724973205 [Report] >>724973291
>>724973149
Vivlos
Anonymous No.724973229 [Report]
>>724972945
I can't blame Doto, if someone was as unrelentingly supportative towards me as Opera I WOULD FOLD
Anonymous No.724973231 [Report]
>>724973149
Vodka?
Anonymous No.724973254 [Report]
Vivlos mentioned.
Anonymous No.724973257 [Report]
>>724972945
I love this bird.
Anonymous No.724973268 [Report]
>>724969071
Ushimusume is milk game
Anonymous No.724973274 [Report] >>724973435
I don't know how to play anymore. I don't know what cards to use. I'm freaking out. I can't handle it. Help me. Give me truthful information.
Anonymous No.724973291 [Report]
>>724973205
>Global
Vivlosfags can't read
Anonymous No.724973306 [Report] >>724973367 >>724973383 >>724973451
Who the fuck is Vivlos?
Anonymous No.724973318 [Report] >>724973584
>>724973149
Air Groove, but Hishi Amazon is close
Anonymous No.724973364 [Report]
I need to get home from waging asap, this, theres so much testing i have to do and so many notes to take.
Anonymous No.724973367 [Report] >>724974345
>>724973306
The ASS of the franchise.
Anonymous No.724973383 [Report]
>>724973306
uma with the biggest ass iirc
Anonymous No.724973429 [Report] >>724973486 >>724973756 >>724974026
Will the career updates make the grind for parents less tedious? Part of the reason I stopped doing daily career runs was because I got burned out from shitty RNG
Anonymous No.724973435 [Report]
>>724973274
You should train in guts as you already do.
Anonymous No.724973440 [Report]
Scarletbros, we're eating good
Anonymous No.724973451 [Report]
>>724973306
Dumb, spoiled, rich, sailor with a huge ass
Anonymous No.724973452 [Report]
>>724973149
Air Groove
Brian Griffin
Anonymous No.724973460 [Report] >>724973630
>>724972945
Shaka looks hilarious
Anonymous No.724973486 [Report] >>724973657 >>724973797
>>724973429
Mood events are getting nerfed and summer camp now cures debuffs, so kinda.
Anonymous No.724973498 [Report] >>724974154
>>724973149
It's probably Narita Brian, I barely ever see her get mentioned. If we're counting alts, Fantasy Grass Wonder by a mile.
Anonymous No.724973516 [Report] >>724973920
>>724973149
Hishi really feels like she came and went, Air Groove at least gets interactions with Rudolf. Bourbon doesn't get brought up too much either.
Anonymous No.724973572 [Report]
>>724973149
Posted does not necessarily mean unpopularity, but I think its amazon
Anonymous No.724973579 [Report]
In honor of Taiki Tuesday, here's some VERY risqué Doto x Taiki art I found.
Anonymous No.724973584 [Report]
>>724973318
If Hishiama has a thousand fans, I am one.
If Hishiama has one fan, it is me.
If Hishiama has no fans, I am dead.
Anonymous No.724973630 [Report] >>724973720 >>724974014
>>724973460
She looks amazing in a dress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUEvJLW7XnU
Anonymous No.724973652 [Report] >>724973743 >>724973810 >>724974013
Creek's career feels less unique now that she can heal her heart problems
Anonymous No.724973657 [Report] >>724973797
>>724973486
About fucking time. There was nothing more frustrating than getting radomly shafted by debuff events just before summer camp, if you had a mandatory race Late June you had no way to heal for 2 months.
Anonymous No.724973720 [Report]
>>724973630
Meek is fat.
Anonymous No.724973728 [Report]
the least popular umas are seeking the pearl, air shakur and ines whojin
Anonymous No.724973743 [Report] >>724973830
>>724973652
Where are you getting these from?
Anonymous No.724973756 [Report]
>>724973429
Shitty career rng is mostly dead but you can still get fucked by sparks or inspiration
Anonymous No.724973797 [Report] >>724973889
>>724973486
>>724973657
It also just makes no sense for a summer camp of athletes to not have any sort of medical facility to treat injuries, were they retarded?
Anonymous No.724973810 [Report]
>>724973652
That's dumb. Why are they casualizing the game? Did otakus really get angry over this?
Anonymous No.724973830 [Report]
>>724973743
>>724971814
Anonymous No.724973863 [Report]
I'm not gonna have enough carats to roll agnes digital
Anonymous No.724973879 [Report]
>>724972774
I can't wait for her to come to global.
Anonymous No.724973889 [Report]
>>724973797
Akikawa keeps spending money on retarded stuff. We need a better director...
Anonymous No.724973920 [Report] >>724973981
>>724973516
Bourbon is sex but there's really not much else to say about her
Anonymous No.724973950 [Report]
>>724967092 (OP)
I had a dream where I was in a group of warriors or something and we were in a situation where one of us had to stay behind so the others could make it out, and we all looked at each other with grim and serious faces until I said "So, which one of us is the GOAT?"
Anonymous No.724973981 [Report]
>>724973920
She doesn't get used that often either despite being one of the more decent front runners
Anonymous No.724973985 [Report] >>724974083
>>724973074
god imagine
Anonymous No.724974013 [Report] >>724974147 >>724974465 >>724974559
>>724973652
>turn what is an already easy career to being much easier
Good enough for me
Anonymous No.724974014 [Report]
>>724973630
Yes.
Anonymous No.724974026 [Report]
>>724973429
Parent runs are only for the sweatiests of trainers, i won platinum with a shitty 9* stam parent of my own
Anonymous No.724974083 [Report] >>724974360
>>724973985
Daily digging?
Anonymous No.724974147 [Report] >>724974961
>>724974013
God I love Creek so much, she's grown on me a lot and I imagine myself like this around her, except I'm a dude of course
Anonymous No.724974154 [Report] >>724974315 >>724974371 >>724974632
>>724973498
But Brian is really attractive...which is weird because i have pictures of Hishiama saved but not many of Brain. I think she needs more oomph to her personality.
Anonymous No.724974305 [Report]
El Condor Pasa got fucking raped by the balance changes, practically 0 buffs because
>vision skills
are her potentials and her unique didn't get buffed so it's still 2nd place or higher, which will never fucking proc with all the giganiggas and front runners there will be, the future looks grim spicbros...
Anonymous No.724974315 [Report]
>>724974154
She is edgy in that tryhard way and probably thought that Shadow the Hedgehog was the coolest guy ever when she was a kid, lack of ooph is by design
Anonymous No.724974345 [Report] >>724974940
>>724973367
holy fuck that artist has some gold
Anonymous No.724974360 [Report] >>724974408
>>724974083
Digging, you say?
Anonymous No.724974371 [Report]
>>724974154
She has 2 massive oomphs already
Anonymous No.724974408 [Report]
>>724974360
I don't want to dig Oguri's ass...
Anonymous No.724974465 [Report] >>724974961
>>724974013
How could such a sweet uma be so evil?
Anonymous No.724974491 [Report] >>724974620 >>724974756
>>724973149
people mention aston machan but never post her
Anonymous No.724974503 [Report]
>>724972945
>tuft of hair on the wall
kek
Anonymous No.724974559 [Report] >>724974751 >>724974974
>>724974013
Her inherited skill now recovers the same amount of stamina as maestro btw
Anonymous No.724974568 [Report]
im not ready to let happy meek go bros
Anonymous No.724974573 [Report] >>724974858 >>724974945
Pequod sets sail in an hour...
Anonymous No.724974620 [Report]
>>724974491
Anon, how?
Anonymous No.724974632 [Report] >>724975750
>>724974154
Brian has fans, and she got a few more with the story chapters and anons posting about her other side in her career. And I'm pretty sure there was a Brianstan who went to a racetrack a while ago.
Anonymous No.724974751 [Report] >>724975625
>>724974559
No?
Anonymous No.724974756 [Report] >>724975164
>>724974491
Who are you talking about?
Anonymous No.724974858 [Report]
>>724974573
I don't want to lose again...
Anonymous No.724974904 [Report]
>>724968551
I always get my aces like a day or two before the CM even if started training them right after the previous one ended. Nothing new 4 me.
Anonymous No.724974940 [Report]
>>724974345
I NEED to stick my face in there
Anonymous No.724974945 [Report]
>>724974573
who cares its still round 1
Anonymous No.724974957 [Report]
>choccy milk
Anonymous No.724974961 [Report]
>>724974147
She has such a growth sprut

>>724974465
It's a mystery
Anonymous No.724974974 [Report] >>724975114
>>724974559
It already did, now it will recover MORE than Maestro. From 0.055 to 0.075.
Anonymous No.724975024 [Report] >>724975063
FUCK THIS SHIT
Anonymous No.724975063 [Report]
>>724975024
True... True.
Anonymous No.724975093 [Report]
>>724969087
I assume it's also better on short distances? I use her as a sprinter.
Anonymous No.724975114 [Report] >>724975221
>>724974974
Taht's insane but he means inherited, not on her, inherited goes from 1.5 to 3.5
Anonymous No.724975164 [Report] >>724975220 >>724975239
>>724974756
You know the one with uh... brown hair and stuff. pic rel
Anonymous No.724975220 [Report] >>724975465
>>724975164
Brown hair...Vodka? I mean she isn't mentioned a lot but I like her
Anonymous No.724975221 [Report]
>>724975114
>inherited
My bad, no idea how I missed that
Anonymous No.724975239 [Report] >>724975465
>>724975164
Schizobro....
Anonymous No.724975339 [Report] >>724975465
Aston Martin?
Anonymous No.724975465 [Report] >>724975557 >>724975564 >>724975597 >>724975642 >>724975695 >>724975751 >>724975954
>>724975239
>>724975339
>>724975220
I swear I posted her. You guys can see images right? Is 4chan fucking up again?
Anonymous No.724975557 [Report]
>>724975465
Well I'm seeing a plushie, can't find her in gametora tho
Anonymous No.724975564 [Report]
>>724975465
A brick wall?
Anonymous No.724975597 [Report]
>>724975465
>Posting Chinese bootleg plushes again
Anonymous No.724975625 [Report]
>>724974751
>Have to be 2~4, so most likely only pace chaser
I could see some fringe cases where you might grab it if you have a Creek grandparent but using her directly seems less optimal unless you use the skill point savings to buy other stuff but I'm not convinced about it.
Anonymous No.724975642 [Report]
>>724975465
The wall? Are you talking about seeking the pearl?
Anonymous No.724975695 [Report]
>>724975465
what does mgs3 have to do with uma
Anonymous No.724975742 [Report]
>Aston Kutcher
Not video games.
Anonymous No.724975750 [Report]
>>724974632
I really hope I pull her or Taishin. Those are my two most wanted from the launch umas.
Anonymous No.724975751 [Report]
>>724975465
forgot to attach image award
Anonymous No.724975826 [Report] >>724975912 >>724977664
Anonymous No.724975843 [Report] >>724976060 >>724976061 >>724976282 >>724976407
>Aston
so aside from being /a/, /v/, /an/, /sp/, /x/ and /m/, uma is also an /o/ franchise?
Anonymous No.724975883 [Report]
How odd
Anyways so the Unity Cup, or Aoharu, how does the team thing work, exactly? I heard from an anon that its based on your support cards, is that right?
Anonymous No.724975912 [Report]
>>724975826
fuck off tazuna, i'll never train guts even after the buff
Anonymous No.724975954 [Report]
>>724975465
man I feel bad laughing at these as it was the almost same prank some people pulled on me back in like 2nd grade. I remember it fucked me up bad
Anonymous No.724976034 [Report]
>get charming before debut
>career is obviously a shitshow with no friendship training and no skill events
Anonymous No.724976060 [Report]
>>724975843
F1 is /sp/-core
Anonymous No.724976061 [Report]
>>724975843
/ic/ too for our drawfriends
Anonymous No.724976221 [Report]
>>724970535
I called the big one Mackie
Anonymous No.724976282 [Report]
>>724975843
Bro, your horsepower.
Anonymous No.724976350 [Report]
>Was gonna do a couple single pulls to get it to a nice even 10
Neat
Anonymous No.724976368 [Report] >>724976497
>people are falling for le GUTS meta and are going to run like 3 guts cards
>will proceed to get gassed and wit checked into oblivion
Zozzle
Anonymous No.724976386 [Report] >>724976634 >>724977093
So after a night of thinking/drinking, what I have concluded about the onige Suzuka situation are:

Sprint:
>Extremely viable as an Ace, just get her Sprint to A, another Falcon situation.
>There is no fucking way you can catch up to an onige Suzuka proced Angling in a Sprint.
>Will survive even when dueling with other onige Suzuka.
>Also very potent as Blocker, renders all nige useless (except Maru and Taiki).
So run an Ace onige Suzuka in Sprint, with Maru/Taiki in tow

Miles:
>Somewhat viable as an Ace, but will simply die if there is another onige Suzuka.
>Very potent as Blocker, renders all nige useless (except Maru and Taiki).
>Even in death, will form the infamous onige wall that even JP bros have troubles dealing with.
So run a Blocker onige Suzuka, with Maru/Taiki in tow

Medium:
>Not viable as an Ace, and will die even running alone.
>Somewhat potent as Blocker, but depends on where she gonna gassed-out. If it is beyond the final leg then all nige are useless.
>However, will gassed-out much sooner if there is another onige, and form the infamous onige wall instead.
So probably run a Blocker onige Suzuka, with Late/End as they have access to reliable acceleration skills (mostly Pump)

Long:
>Nonviable as Ace.
>Nonviable as Blocker
Business as usual here

Also, because training an onige Suzuka is extremely hard outside of Sprint, it is certain that you will only encounter Blocker onige Suzuka in Miles and beyond

Did I get everything right? Any misconception?
Anonymous No.724976403 [Report]
>>724971545
That background Urara literally cures depression
Anonymous No.724976407 [Report]
>>724975843
ferrari literally has an uma in the logo and maru drives a not-countach
Anonymous No.724976438 [Report]
30 minutes until sailing remember to not neglect your wit training and study the patch notes
Anonymous No.724976497 [Report]
>>724976368
even with the aoharu increasing the baseline stamina, speed, power, guts and wit all being important for Virgo will bring a bunch of interesting builds, what do you even focus on?
Anonymous No.724976537 [Report] >>724976661 >>724976746 >>724976748 >>724976789 >>724976990
I finished my Aces and while reading the patch notes and posting in the 1000 reply thread was fun, all drive to keep playing has left my body as soon as I finished my last Leo Ace
Anonymous No.724976634 [Report] >>724976858
>>724976386
How do stamina debuffs factor into your assumptions? Won't double murmur insta killer her and allow a front overtake?
Anonymous No.724976661 [Report] >>724976878
>>724976537
Just take it easy until Aoharu, hell you don't even need to grind aoharu since balance comes a week after
Anonymous No.724976737 [Report] >>724976874 >>724976986
Hey toreinas, I mostly lurk the threads but I wanted some advice because for the life of me I can't reach good stat thresholds for this CM and I'm not sure if it's the cards or the parents or what. This is probably the best Maru I've gotten so far and while I could eek out 1200 speed if i get lucky with friendship training I'm nowhere even close to 800 stam
Anonymous No.724976746 [Report] >>724976878
>>724976537
Who said you could take a break?
Anonymous No.724976748 [Report] >>724976878
>>724976537
I'm just farming Marus since her ult will be playable forever. No desire to make new aces lol but my club deserves A rank again, they've been good and chill
Anonymous No.724976789 [Report] >>724976878
>>724976537
Take the two days off anon, aoharu is coming and that will be a shitstorm
Anonymous No.724976858 [Report]
>>724976634
>Debuffs
No way to check now but probably survivable if it is Sprint and she has good Stam + Gold
Anonymous No.724976874 [Report] >>724977198
>>724976737
what sparks are those? If you can't train a proper Front Runner just use other styles, S. Maru is the hardest uma to build in the game and if she's not perfect she doesn't win, that seems really good though. With 2 stam and full stam sparks you should be reaching at least 700 every run
Anonymous No.724976878 [Report] >>724977017 >>724977689
>>724976661
>>724976746
>>724976748
I haven't been able to finish my dailies for 4 days straight, my body refuses to start any career
>>724976789
I'm afraid of Danchou kicking me in the nuts, I'm currently the lowest earner at the club and almost flatlining
Anonymous No.724976986 [Report]
>>724976737
You probably have to drop the wit card and throw another speed card in. That's why fronts are so hard to build, cause you still need a lot of wit but maxed speed is far more important
Anonymous No.724976990 [Report]
>>724976537
BACK TO PARENT FARMING SON YOU NEED THOSE 9* POW INSPIRATIONS
Anonymous No.724977017 [Report]
>>724976878
Communicate bro we are all human, danchou won't freak out if you're inactive for two days as long as you let him know
Anonymous No.724977093 [Report] >>724977146 >>724977352
>>724976386
you're vastly overestimating the oonige wall, especially since mobility skills will be so good
>if you're brocked you're brocked
not when guts lets you literally push umas out of the way
Anonymous No.724977146 [Report] >>724977237 >>724977352
>>724977093
That one is a power check im pretty sure, guts is used in dueling not bumping
Anonymous No.724977198 [Report] >>724977380 >>724977650
>>724976874
She's able to win but not super consistently, and I can tell Stamina is an issue but she's gotten mogged in the final straight like 5 times
I guess could also be that maybe my debuffer needs more work cause I've gotten kind of lazy with that
Anonymous No.724977237 [Report] >>724977352 >>724977515
>>724977146
if guts and speed are high then power will grow with them, I feel like you guys are overrating runaway a bit too much only because it's suzuka
Anonymous No.724977275 [Report]
>>724969045
then how would you equate gyaru into english?
Anonymous No.724977327 [Report]
>>724972945
Anonymous No.724977352 [Report]
>>724977093
>>724977146
>vastly overestimating the oonige wall
Not sure how potent it is, but probably.
So business as usual for Medium and Long.
>>724977237
>overrating onige
Because at least for Sprint and Miles, there is no way for nige to proc Angling anymore if there is an onige running
Anonymous No.724977380 [Report] >>724977703
>>724977198
Fronts need 1200 and S or they just lose since they have the lowest top speed out of all the styles
Anonymous No.724977443 [Report]
Zoomers are pushing 30, ong.
Anonymous No.724977497 [Report]
Huh early lead will trigger groundwork too now?
Anonymous No.724977515 [Report]
>>724977237
Oh I'm not the anon who wrote that, I do agree that runway is going to be overrated due to the hype but I also don't think it's a nothingburger, we'll have to test it out eventually
Anonymous No.724977541 [Report]
So am I supposed to start using the Urara Guts card in every deck or what?
Anonymous No.724977551 [Report] >>724977746
LESS THAN 15 MINUTES GET THOSE HARPOONS READY
Anonymous No.724977650 [Report] >>724977909
>>724977198
>debuffer
>s.maru
anon... don't tell me you're running a stam debuffer...
Anonymous No.724977664 [Report] >>724977791 >>724978035
>>724975826
Wait they' already buffing guts? Thought it would take years or so.
Anonymous No.724977689 [Report]
>>724976878
If you’re in Oy Neigh, just let me know in the club chat and take a break. Don’t burn yourself out, anon.
Anonymous No.724977703 [Report]
>>724977380
Alright I'll prioritize those over the Wit and see if I can build something good last minute. Thanks!
Anonymous No.724977746 [Report] >>724977842
>>724977551
I saw only one(1) whale in all 20 rounds last night.
Anonymous No.724977748 [Report] >>724977868 >>724977970
Hey wait a minute, why didn't you fucked tell me that if I click the stamp in the club chat, then a voiceline comes out?
Anonymous No.724977791 [Report] >>724977843 >>724982915
>>724977664
Did you miss the 1000 posts thread?
They brought around 2 years worth of balance fixed at once
Anonymous No.724977842 [Report]
>>724977746
We're still in shallow waters, the real slaughter begins tomorrow
Anonymous No.724977843 [Report]
>>724977791
Doing it in the middle of a CM is hilarious
Anonymous No.724977868 [Report]
>>724977748
Anonymous No.724977893 [Report]
>>724968660
How about just simply translating what they're saying instead of localizing the text. Personally I'm not interested in some trannys fanfiction and would rather be able to read what they actually say. No, mutt slang is not a translation of what she's saying, there's a perfectly understandable fan translation of her story on youtube already.
Anonymous No.724977909 [Report]
>>724977650
yeah I think I am kek. It's my neicha from like Taurus cup I think cause I've been lazy with making a new debuffer
Anonymous No.724977970 [Report]
>>724977748
Because I play the game muted.
Anonymous No.724978024 [Report]
Anonymous No.724978034 [Report] >>724978071 >>724978075 >>724978103 >>724978204 >>724979482
Anyone else just collecting data? I've been plugged into the umalator and gametora just writing down notes.
Anonymous No.724978035 [Report] >>724978175 >>724982915
>>724977664
They're buffing Guts.
They're buffing lots of skills.
They're buffing several Unique Skills.
They're buffing several Supports cards.
They're adding secret events (stats/mood/energy/hints rewards if you win certain specific races) to some Uma who lacked those.
They're modifying several Uma career events (less energy losses, more energy/stats gains).
Anonymous No.724978069 [Report]
>>724967092 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/sp8hac.mp4
nego nego nego
Anonymous No.724978071 [Report] >>724978204
>>724978034
Post head
Anonymous No.724978075 [Report]
>>724978034
Can we even trust the umalator?
Anonymous No.724978076 [Report] >>724978206 >>724978560
Anonymous No.724978103 [Report]
>>724978034
I only get my data from in-game testing.
Anonymous No.724978175 [Report]
>>724978035
They also severely reduced the bad rng so runs will be more consistent
Anonymous No.724978179 [Report] >>724978279 >>724978284 >>724978330
What is the best time to run CMs? Right when it starts is always full of whales
Anonymous No.724978204 [Report]
>>724978071
>>724978034
Anonymous No.724978206 [Report]
>>724978076
Its even funnier in context: she just wanted to tell you how grateful she is for your support and then she fucking leaves you with a broken door
Anonymous No.724978217 [Report] >>724978342 >>724978517 >>724978552 >>724978979 >>724979876
>>724967092 (OP)
is helios the worst uma of the franchise?
>unfunny gimmick
>boring style done better by other fronts
>only served as filler in the anime
>got yurifags latched onto her
>atrocious design
Anonymous No.724978261 [Report]
>>724968660
Yeah and despite saying melly kristmasu out loud during Eishin holiday event, it isn't supposed to be about Christmas, so I think it's actually pretty accurate
Anonymous No.724978279 [Report]
>>724978179
Better to lose against a whale than win against B+ umas.
Anonymous No.724978284 [Report]
>>724978179
>Right when it starts is always full of whales
WRONG, THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
Anonymous No.724978330 [Report]
>>724978179
Any time after 1 hour from start is the same.
Anonymous No.724978342 [Report] >>724978432
>>724978217
>unfunny gimmick
wrong, she's hilarious
>boring style done better by other fronts
skill issue
>only served as filler in the anime
enough to make her a fan favorite
>got yurifags latched onto her
fair
>atrocious design
you're trying too hard now.
Anonymous No.724978396 [Report]
Gentlemen...
Anonymous No.724978432 [Report]
>>724978342
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fan favorite
Anonymous No.724978494 [Report]
It begins.
Anonymous No.724978517 [Report]
>>724978217
unc really thought he was cooking with this one
Anonymous No.724978552 [Report]
>>724978217
She's great but they should capitalize better her party gimmick. Make her an MC and rap over EDM or something like that. Maybe they already did and I'm just clueless.
Anonymous No.724978560 [Report] >>724979460
>>724978076
>Breaks into your house to tell you how much she appreciates you
>Strands you on an uninhabited island just to do some stargazing
>Bring you to a ghost mountain because its supposed to bring luck if she answers the phone
>Breaks into your room again by jumping down the chimney and breaking the intended gift
>Becomes obsessed with holding your hand because its supposed to bring her good luck
>Shiraoki-sama told her to leave a bunch of whoopie cushions around the academy and also tells her to break into Student Council room in a different event
>Naturally she needed Torenah to break inside and take the heat off of her for the whoopee cushion thing
Despite it all, I can't stay mad at her
Anonymous No.724978756 [Report]
I just got a BSOD mid CM race
Anonymous No.724978794 [Report] >>724978968
>Lost to gold ship
>Only uma that beat me yesterday was also gold ship
Who gaslight me into thinking she was bad
Anonymous No.724978802 [Report] >>724978967
>Start matchmaking
>A
>B+
>Sub 1000 speed
I don't want to get raped by stronger umas or rng, but come on, this is just sad
Anonymous No.724978814 [Report]
Rice Shower but with big boobs
Anonymous No.724978863 [Report] >>724978947
>already
Man this time zone is fucking me up. I'm doing a career first in the chance I get a slightly better ace from this borrow. Good luck whale hunting toreinas!
Anonymous No.724978947 [Report] >>724979031 >>724979049
>>724978863
Why are whales such assholes?
Anonymous No.724978967 [Report] >>724979028
>>724978802
Anonymous No.724978968 [Report]
>>724978794
I have been screaming for weeks that Gold Ship is still a top ace, I don't know how many times I've repeated it.
Anonymous No.724978979 [Report]
>>724978217
I used to hate Tosen Jordan's whole design but now that I found about what it's based on I kinda like it
Anonymous No.724979015 [Report]
For me, it's the G3/CM Round 1 last spurt theme
https://youtu.be/9y0G62F9PVE?t=363
Anonymous No.724979028 [Report]
>>724978967
In the same lobby
Anonymous No.724979031 [Report]
>>724978947
>that one B+ trainer who just wants to grab their participation prize
Anonymous No.724979049 [Report] >>724979113
>>724978947
>Why are orcas such assholes?
Fix'd.
Anonymous No.724979057 [Report] >>724979116 >>724979218 >>724979340 >>724979747
Why is she losing against paces?
Anonymous No.724979106 [Report]
>Lose (Double Debuffers)
>Lose (Double Dominators)
>Win top 3 spots (No Debuffers)
>Win top 3 spots (B+ lobby)
>Win 1st and 2nd (Only one other uma had enough stamina to win)
Truly, Rudolf and Natie are greatest enemies.
Anonymous No.724979113 [Report]
>>724979049
Idk Dolphins are dickheads too.
Anonymous No.724979116 [Report] >>724979204
>>724979057
Shit happens sometimes. Any debuffers?
Anonymous No.724979159 [Report] >>724979226
HOLY GUTSCHAD
Anonymous No.724979204 [Report]
>>724979116
I guess dominator ones, oguri overtakes her every single time
Anonymous No.724979218 [Report]
>>724979057
Depends on where she's getting passed, but I would guess your power is too low meaning your acceleration to max speed is slower, even with Angling. You want around 800 power at least.
Anonymous No.724979226 [Report]
>>724979159
These are the trainers complaining about metas btw
Anonymous No.724979231 [Report] >>724980423
Reminder She's smitten with Ruby
Anonymous No.724979292 [Report] >>724979352 >>724979402 >>724979823
i don't get why people say that she is an incel, i think she is really cute and charming
Anonymous No.724979313 [Report]
Strong Doto
Anonymous No.724979340 [Report]
>>724979057
Also only one gold skill means you can get fucked by RNG even with the high wit. If Maestro decides not to proc on that first corner, it's just not gonna proc at all due to a glitch (hopefully that gets fixed in the patch lol). This is why it's good to grab Restless and Maestro for S. Maru. Insulates against debuffers as well.

Also, pay attention to dominators. If there grass wonders and rudolfs around, your front is in trouble. Dominator WILL fuck you up.
Anonymous No.724979352 [Report]
>>724979292
Literally couldn't hang with central power levels and went on to smurf in regionals.
Anonymous No.724979367 [Report] >>724979496 >>724979540
I don't fucking understand, I won 5-0 yesterday, I'm such a fucking gorilla faggot, my winrate just got flushed down the drain and I'm going to get raped even harder in Round 2, I'm gonna uninstall the game, nuke Japan again, fuck gachashit, I wish all whaleniggers get bone cancer and die in pain
Anonymous No.724979402 [Report]
>>724979292
They were just mad because they got raped by the bird in cancer.
I always thought she was a cute
Anonymous No.724979440 [Report]
>4-1 (lost to gold ship)
>4-1 (lost to gold ship)
I swear to god
Anonymous No.724979460 [Report]
>>724978560
>getting mad at a cute uma that wants to hold your hand
Anonymous No.724979482 [Report] >>724979569
>>724978034
Anonymous No.724979496 [Report]
>>724979367
Kek, it happens. You also entered at prime whaling hours. Chin up, you're gonna make it
Anonymous No.724979538 [Report] >>724979595 >>724979892
>my debuffer wins the race

This cup is a giant RNG fest
Anonymous No.724979540 [Report]
>>724979367
Calm down anon, one bad run can happen to anyone, you will make it
Anonymous No.724979569 [Report]
>>724979482
Lmao
Anonymous No.724979573 [Report]
>No fronts
>My pace chaser leads the whole race
>Can't proc SfV
>Starts getting overtaken by a pace chaser behind that could actually proc the skill
fuck this shit
Anonymous No.724979583 [Report]
>0-2 start
>both against the hag
I HATE SMARU I HATE SMARU I HATE SMARU
Anonymous No.724979594 [Report]
Not looking good!
Anonymous No.724979595 [Report]
>>724979538
Anonymous No.724979604 [Report] >>724979920
>Lost to this Maruzensky by neck
Uma is an RNG game
Anonymous No.724979642 [Report]
>Bad mood
>Late start
>Still turbo stomp the smaru
I love oguri so much
Anonymous No.724979652 [Report]
>>>/trash/
Anonymous No.724979725 [Report]
>2 SMarus and 2 Golshis
ACK MY WEAKNESS
Anonymous No.724979738 [Report]
I think targeting demographics based on cultural signifiers like age or interest isn't really the business mindset anymore, it's targeting class or certain mental disorders. a whale is worth a hundred zoomers, what facilitates certain transactionary methods? that's more important than what might thrill your customers at large
Anonymous No.724979743 [Report] >>724979794 >>724979902 >>724979972
Ive BARELY seen any nature's what the hell, last time I fall for the stamina gaslight
Anonymous No.724979747 [Report]
>>724979057
Low power. It's not like Cancer where every acceleration except Angling was garbage.
Anonymous No.724979756 [Report]
Day 2 not looking so good!
Ugh...I'm sorry, I know I know but I'm just not going to queue up right now!
HAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.724979779 [Report] >>724979910 >>724980362
Can't wait to lose against the 9th favorite!
Anonymous No.724979794 [Report]
>>724979743
Dominator is where it's at this time, all seeing eyes doesn't do shit
Anonymous No.724979823 [Report]
>>724979292
I love my incel daughter.
Anonymous No.724979851 [Report]
Anyone who wins against me should die
Anonymous No.724979862 [Report] >>724979949
Yup yup!
Anonymous No.724979867 [Report]
Boycott uma musume.
Anonymous No.724979875 [Report]
Anonymous No.724979876 [Report]
>>724978217
she's hot and she probably would be down to fuck with no strings attached so shes okay in my book
Anonymous No.724979892 [Report] >>724979967
>>724979538
lmao, post her
Anonymous No.724979902 [Report]
>>724979743
I've seen a fair amount of them, generally 2*, I think trainers with less options just defaulted to her or reused from Taurus.
Anonymous No.724979910 [Report]
>>724979779
She won- what a fucking surprise. She beat all the umas with better stat porfolios yet again!
Anonymous No.724979912 [Report]
>Triple late start
>Double rushed
Holy shit what happened to my umas
Anonymous No.724979920 [Report]
>>724979604
>Also beat this
Anonymous No.724979929 [Report]
I'm getting of the whale boat, fuck this shit
Anonymous No.724979947 [Report] >>724979996 >>724980049 >>724980080
I'm having more trouble with Oguris than Summer Marus for some reason.
Anonymous No.724979949 [Report]
>>724979862
YEPPERS!!!
Anonymous No.724979967 [Report]
>>724979892
Anonymous No.724979972 [Report]
>>724979743
There's 3 Natures in most of my races.
Anonymous No.724979996 [Report]
>>724979947
Everyone brought a ton of dominator aces so shes useless
Anonymous No.724980020 [Report] >>724980168
I get that Guts are important now, but wtf am I supposed to neglect in favor of Guts training? Less Stamina? Power?

I barely hit the numbers I need as it is.
Anonymous No.724980029 [Report] >>724980101
RIP Guts as a dump strategy.
Anonymous No.724980049 [Report]
>>724979947
Oguri was the terror of Taurus, and S. Maru is harder to build and more of a glass cannon.

Oguri gets innate Gourmand, the strongest version of Triumphant Pulse, easy career, good growths. She's just got a lot going for her. That pulse is what sets her apart from the other paces.
Anonymous No.724980080 [Report]
>>724979947
You know what's crazy? Besides Summer Maru, the other devils haven't been a problem. Gold Ship? Easy. Oguri? Not a problem. Then I end up losing to some giga A+ Taiki.
Anonymous No.724980101 [Report]
>>724980029
I'd like to dump in her guts if you catch my drift
Anonymous No.724980157 [Report] >>724980203 >>724980312
YOU ARE WORTHLESS MEJIRO RYAN
Anonymous No.724980168 [Report]
>>724980020
Nothing, the stat priority is speed>stamina>power>guts>wit now, you just have to hit the minimum
Anonymous No.724980203 [Report] >>724980273
>>724980157
Anonymous No.724980213 [Report] >>724980340
>1-4, 2-3, 2-3
Guess that's it for round 1. No point going for a 4th run when I'd just end up losing carats
I'm so fucking sick of seeing Oguri in every match in every CM
Anonymous No.724980219 [Report]
>>724967092 (OP)
Excessive use of slang just dates works, but it's hardly a new thing right now. The slang just evolves like thrice as fast. It's a death sentence for relevance if you're chasing slang over a five year development when the lexicon becomes dates in two.
Anonymous No.724980221 [Report] >>724980276 >>724980372 >>724980425
The positive vibes are gone, tomorrow will only get worse, it's over
Anonymous No.724980273 [Report]
>>724980203
Its okay Ryan, you gave me a 3* stamina spark, I love you
Anonymous No.724980276 [Report] >>724980354 >>724980445 >>724980893
>>724980221
Get it off your chest, toreinas
Anonymous No.724980312 [Report] >>724980350
>>724980157
>Came behind my ass wonder debuffer
RYAAAAAAAAAN
Anonymous No.724980340 [Report]
>>724980213
the rewards are absolutely worth the 10 carats you lose
Anonymous No.724980350 [Report]
>>724980312
WHEN YOU'RE
Anonymous No.724980354 [Report]
>>724980276
I'M A FAGGOT, MY BEST UMAS ARE STILL GARBAGE I SHOULD UNINSTALL THE GAME AND THROW MY STEAM ACCOUNT IN THE OCEAN SO I CAN NEVER RECOVER IT
Anonymous No.724980362 [Report]
>>724979779
>SMaru with no other Fronts
>insta-loss
I should have built my own Front Runner
Anonymous No.724980372 [Report] >>724980459
>>724980221
If you're a bad toreina then stop doing your runs at these hours
Anonymous No.724980393 [Report] >>724980428 >>724980450 >>724980457
THE COCKBLOCK STRATEGY
IT'S WORKING
Anonymous No.724980423 [Report] >>724980835
>>724979231
reminder that she is a simp for everyone
Anonymous No.724980425 [Report]
>>724980221
The good vibes aren't over, but the hunting of the whales isn't a priority, the future patch is.
Anonymous No.724980428 [Report]
>>724980393
Look at those near naked women, have they shame?
Anonymous No.724980429 [Report] >>724981020
hey anon, hold still!
Anonymous No.724980445 [Report] >>724980639
>>724980276
I don't know how the fuck to play this game, all I do is listen to what others say is the best cards and how many of each you should have.
Anonymous No.724980446 [Report]
Never give up.
Anonymous No.724980450 [Report]
>>724980393
Anon the patch isn't live yet.
Anonymous No.724980453 [Report]
>Starting to see Dominators in my lobbies
>Still win
Anonymous No.724980457 [Report]
>>724980393
Anonymous No.724980459 [Report] >>724980548
>>724980372
I had good runs yesterday at this hour and today it's being awful
Anonymous No.724980478 [Report]
>>724967092 (OP)
because cringe aging millenial mid life crisis writers were so fucking good right
Anonymous No.724980508 [Report]
Anonymous No.724980548 [Report]
>>724980459
I've gotten 5/0 runs at these hours too but everyone agrees it's too risky, not worth it unless you want a challenge
Anonymous No.724980550 [Report] >>724980615 >>724980681 >>724980696 >>724981072
Feeling GREAT bros
Anonymous No.724980551 [Report] >>724980682
My pace lost to a SMaru with uncapped speed, medium A, and no speed greens. It's never been so over.
Anonymous No.724980582 [Report] >>724980958
>another Uma gets added to the game
>she is best for medium and longs
>also a pace chaser
Anonymous No.724980604 [Report]
>win 1-2 races through 4 runs last night
>say fuck it and become the metacuck Oguri user
>she goes 4-1 in the first run and would have clean sweeped it if my stupid bitch S.Maru hadn't late started WITH focus
All I wanted to do was win with my wife Taiki but Taiki can't hit this power level without sacrificing something else like Oguri can.
Anonymous No.724980615 [Report] >>724980696
>>724980550
DEMOLISHING the competition
Anonymous No.724980639 [Report]
>>724980445
>all I do is listen to what others say
Sharing of information is good, that's what most people do
HOWEVER, instead of simply asking "what's the best strategy for XYZ" you should try to best learn WHY it's the best strategy, and ask questions that will help you understand the mechanics. Because once you know WHY something is good, it's easier to come up with your own strategies.

Now that a bunch of changes are about to happen, we're entering a new world where nobody is really going to know 100% what the best strategy will be. So just keep trying, be brave, experiment, and ask questions when you get stuck or confused or if you're just curious about something.
Anonymous No.724980657 [Report] >>724980834
>15-5
>all were loses by a head or nose
Worst performance of my career in CM ever, post report cards
Anonymous No.724980681 [Report] >>724980767
>>724980550
>Winning with non-meta picks
I am still such a garbage trainer, if Riko doesn't save me I'll just accept that I'm a relegation manager
Anonymous No.724980682 [Report]
>>724980551
>Oguri gets blocked
>Tachyon and SMaru break away from the pack by like a distance
>Tachyon is in bad mood
>Lost by neck to this
Anonymous No.724980696 [Report]
>>724980550
>>724980615
Nice work Kraut
Anonymous No.724980706 [Report]
>Ryan now getting blocked every run
>Only time she gets 2nd is when my Maru wins anyways
I take it back gambling fucking sucks
>Captch:washd
Anonymous No.724980756 [Report] >>724980881
The whales are back with a vengeance
Anonymous No.724980767 [Report] >>724980827
>>724980681
Any uma can be "meta" if you train them up right and give them strong abilities for the course.
Anonymous No.724980781 [Report] >>724980846 >>724980871 >>724980878 >>724980943
THIS just got 1st place in my lobby
this game makes no fucking sense sometimes
Anonymous No.724980827 [Report]
>>724980767
>if you train them up right
Yup yup, I'm awful, relegation tier, send me to Sunday non-professional racing
Anonymous No.724980834 [Report]
>>724980657
14/6 today
Anonymous No.724980835 [Report]
>>724980423
Her relationship with ruby is different
Anonymous No.724980846 [Report]
>>724980781
SHIPPED
Anonymous No.724980858 [Report]
>Late Doto with Pump Iron + Red Shift
Anonymous No.724980871 [Report]
>>724980781
Its all gambling, it was always gambling, this is my Vodka who carried me hard during Cancer and managed to eke out three wins in this one
Anonymous No.724980878 [Report]
>>724980781
GoldshiGOD
Anonymous No.724980881 [Report]
>>724980756
>Captain's log: It appears they were only trying to lull us into a false sense of security on day one. The casualties are thrice as many today, and I fear this is only the beginning
Anonymous No.724980883 [Report]
>50% win rate
Is she going to die on round 2?
Anonymous No.724980893 [Report] >>724981004
>>724980276
>I am a TRAINER Here's why and the quitting
>bad shitty FAGGOT I lost reasons I'm the game
Anonymous No.724980943 [Report]
>>724980781
Anonymous No.724980958 [Report] >>724981134
>>724980582
need a sprinting end closer where they spurt like that dude from the animatrix
Anonymous No.724980989 [Report] >>724981113
Oh whales actually exist.
Anonymous No.724981004 [Report]
>>724980893
It makes sense when you realize half the playerbase is ESL
>Captcha: GGAY4P
Anonymous No.724981009 [Report] >>724981113 >>724981238
IT WAS A FUCKIN AMBUSH LADS, ALL HANDS ON DECK
Anonymous No.724981020 [Report]
>>724980429
i was friend with a girl that would do this to me regularly, fucking bitch... i miss her
Anonymous No.724981072 [Report] >>724981125
>>724980550
Post the Kraut deck pls
Anonymous No.724981082 [Report]
>See some poor sap reusing his Oguri Neicha Goldship team from Taurus
>Crush him
I have become strong
Anonymous No.724981109 [Report]
>2-3
>2-3
>2-3
>4-1
It's not looking good, but I'm fine with it. This is good enough for B finals.
I'm not making it to B finals.
Anonymous No.724981113 [Report]
>>724980989
>>724981009
WE GOT TOO COCKYYY. RETREAT! RETREAT! ALL SAILORS RETREAT AT ONC---- AAAAAAIEEEGH

https://youtu.be/9Yw5jkAHgME?si=05kkSnsGKPuB9cIu
Anonymous No.724981125 [Report] >>724981176 >>724981223
>>724981072
Anonymous No.724981134 [Report]
>>724980958
Daiichi Ruby is an end sprinter.
Anonymous No.724981154 [Report] >>724981187 >>724981189 >>724981234 >>724981373
My lovely child bride just beat this by a hair's breadth to clutch out the 5-0, say something nice about her.
Anonymous No.724981160 [Report]
HOW DOES THE POWERLEVEL ALWAYS SPIKE IN DAY 2
Anonymous No.724981176 [Report]
>>724981125
Niiice
Anonymous No.724981187 [Report]
>>724981154
Fuck you for winning, I failed so you should too
Anonymous No.724981189 [Report]
>>724981154
Kill all whales.
Anonymous No.724981209 [Report]
14/20 today, I'm convinced carat runs are cursed.
But I'm hanging in there. Live by the Late gamble, die by the Late gamble.
Anonymous No.724981223 [Report]
>>724981125
Hell yeah, stolen
Anonymous No.724981234 [Report]
>>724981154
nice and plump catch
Anonymous No.724981238 [Report]
>>724981009
ON THE SMALL SIDE, BUT IT'S A WHALE ALRIGHT
Anonymous No.724981252 [Report] >>724981332 >>724981449
How did this shit get harder than yesterday? It makes no sense it's still Round 1, I hate whaleniggers so fucking much
Anonymous No.724981271 [Report]
>I'll take King Commendation practice.
Anonymous No.724981275 [Report]
THE MIGHTIEST MILER(medium)
Anonymous No.724981316 [Report] >>724981560
>Do really well yesterday
>Getting raped today
NOT AGAIN! I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT
Anonymous No.724981332 [Report] >>724981394 >>724981407
>>724981252
The weak ones died off for the most part, and everyone else is strong.
Anonymous No.724981373 [Report]
>>724981154
Good job sailor, tonight we feast
Anonymous No.724981394 [Report]
>>724981332
That doesn't make any sense. The weak ones still exist out there. Are they just less enthusiastic about entering right away today after getting thrashed on day 1, so now the only eager ones are cocky bros and whales?
Anonymous No.724981407 [Report] >>724981458 >>724981517
>>724981332
Ok so it was all an illusion, I'm still a garbage 600th-rate trainer that will get raped off Group A
Anonymous No.724981414 [Report] >>724981542
>See an A+ Falcon
>Get ready to break out the holy water
>Oh wait, he's retarded
Never breathed a bigger sigh of relief since.
Anonymous No.724981415 [Report] >>724981454
I... I think I'll wait a couple of hours before heading into the water.
Anonymous No.724981449 [Report]
>>724981252
B+ bros learned their lesson yesterday and don't want the smoke.
Anonymous No.724981454 [Report] >>724981803
>>724981415
Who or WHAT is this character? Please!
Anonymous No.724981458 [Report]
>>724981407
No anon, you are first rate and WORTHY of boarding. You WILL make it
Anonymous No.724981476 [Report]
Shoot gachaniggersin the head
Anonymous No.724981483 [Report] >>724981579 >>724981662 >>724981747
how do you fuck up this bad with a deck like that?
Anonymous No.724981507 [Report] >>724981558 >>724981582 >>724981586 >>724981675
>lost against this

Why even try
Anonymous No.724981517 [Report]
>>724981407
you have to BELIEVE.
HOLD THE LINE
Anonymous No.724981542 [Report]
>>724981414
I've only seen three falcons this cup and they all raped my smaru
Anonymous No.724981558 [Report]
>>724981507
>medium A
It can bleed.
Anonymous No.724981560 [Report]
>>724981316
They made NTRanonymous cry again, I hate these fucking NIGGERS so much, I hope their credit card DECLINES and they get DEPORTED
Anonymous No.724981579 [Report]
>>724981483
>air groove guts
>two speed cards
That's probably why lol. Looks like a lazy fucking whale though
Anonymous No.724981582 [Report]
>>724981507
Big lazy whale
Anonymous No.724981586 [Report]
>>724981507
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING
Anonymous No.724981658 [Report]
I truly believe all whales deserve to be die
Anonymous No.724981659 [Report] >>724981730
>My report card looks like shit
CAPTAIN TURN THE SHIP BACK!!!!!
Anonymous No.724981662 [Report]
>>724981483
Anonymous No.724981669 [Report]
Don't give up!
Anonymous No.724981675 [Report]
>>724981507
>Concentration on end closer
>Stamina eater
>Go Home specialist (useless on this stage)
>Coast is clear (also useless)
This is just a leftover gemini Golshi lol, and not even a particularly good one.
Anonymous No.724981703 [Report] >>724981796
DO NOT DESPAIR!!!!!!! KEEP FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL
Anonymous No.724981730 [Report]
>>724981659
Anonymous No.724981738 [Report] >>724981775
How's it going in the cm?
Anonymous No.724981747 [Report]
>>724981483
>lvl 35 sazuka
>green lady
>air groove
It's really not that hard to see how.
Anonymous No.724981775 [Report]
>>724981738
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.724981795 [Report] >>724982252
I dumped all my carats into her banner for a glorified blocker.
I don't think she has the stamina to finish races but she is at least stopping the other fronts from getting off their A&S so my Oguri can win.
Anonymous No.724981796 [Report]
>>724981703
So uh, basically..
I'm not gonna queue up
I know, ugh I know, I'm sorry!!!!
It's just that I'm not going to queue up right now is all.
HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.724981803 [Report]
>>724981454
I'm not sure but I think it likes Vodka
Anonymous No.724981813 [Report]
HELP ME!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!
Anonymous No.724981823 [Report]
He redeemed on kitasan banner?
Anonymous No.724981870 [Report] >>724982016
I don't wanna know how or why this happened in a 3 front lobby, I'll just forget about it like a bad dream and move on with my life
Anonymous No.724981874 [Report]
I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EASY
Anonymous No.724981889 [Report] >>724982029
Made 20k on stonks recently.
Will whale on the next support gacha and become the whale nigga
Anonymous No.724981892 [Report]
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN
Anonymous No.724981956 [Report]
>good enough to board the Pequod
>not good enough to survive the voyage
Here's hoping lady luck smiles upon me in round 2.
Anonymous No.724982016 [Report] >>724982247
>>724981870
>mcqueef
>rudolf
>condor
How the fuck do you find these lobbies?
Anonymous No.724982029 [Report]
>>724981889
>He BETREAYED us
Anonymous No.724982119 [Report]
Dunno about you guys but im having an easy time ~
Anonymous No.724982145 [Report] >>724982274 >>724982309 >>724982318 >>724982420
Woohoo I qualified! Went 3-2 with these girls. I don't read wikis and textwalls on how to build aces, I simply assume their contents. But I'm curious about how optimal these horses are. Anyone care to analyze?
Anonymous No.724982247 [Report]
>>724982016
Honestly? I have no idea, I'd take full whale lobbies all day even if I'll lose all of them, knowing I'm losing because I'm worse, not because my Uma failed million checks including positioning and lost to a 900 900 900 skilllet
Anonymous No.724982252 [Report]
>>724981795
https://files.catbox.moe/tcnr90.mp4
If you are scared of Angling and Scheming you need to run Late/End more. They EAT front runners for breakfast.
Anonymous No.724982274 [Report]
>>724982145
Good enough for class B but you'll get raped in Class A, especially that McQueen. Speed way, way too low. Your Teio looks fine though. Your Maya front has a lot of issues but class B you should be fine
Anonymous No.724982290 [Report] >>724982335
Give me jobber lobbies, or I retire
Anonymous No.724982291 [Report] >>724982372 >>724982397
When the FUCK do we get the free card pulls?

My deck SUCKS
Anonymous No.724982309 [Report]
>>724982145
left is good enough, middle could use a bit more speed, nimble navigator isn't really useful for fronts, right is just not fast enough
Anonymous No.724982318 [Report]
>>724982145
That Teio is quite good, the main thing she's missing is SFV as another accel skill.
Anonymous No.724982335 [Report]
>>724982290
Taishin....
Anonymous No.724982372 [Report]
>>724982291
You get one free 10x pull once a day starting on Nov 6. This goes on for 10 days, giving you 100 pulls total. If you have 15K carats saved up, might as well do the other 100 pulls and spark the banner and you'll flesh out your deck in the process
Anonymous No.724982385 [Report] >>724982554
>pace
what's he know that we don't?
Anonymous No.724982397 [Report]
>>724982291
We get free 10 pull a day with the 6th Nov update
Anonymous No.724982404 [Report] >>724982559
GIVE ME FREEDOM
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME B+ TRAINERS
OR I RETIRE
Anonymous No.724982417 [Report] >>724982493 >>724982530 >>724982542 >>724982685
A new challenger has joined /v/mapyoi!
Anonymous No.724982420 [Report]
>>724982145
>Teio
Missing an acceleration skill, doesn't need three heals, but is mostly fine and can compete pretty well
>Mayano
On the slow side, lacking in acceleration.
>McQueen
Pretty bad overall.
Anonymous No.724982475 [Report]
Enjoy it while it lasts because you're not gonna be seeing too many B+ers in A class
Anonymous No.724982492 [Report] >>724982540 >>724982627 >>724982669
Taiki is the best.
Anonymous No.724982493 [Report] >>724982614
>>724982417
CunnyInc bros how come /v/mapyoi gets to have their own schizo while we have nothing?
Anonymous No.724982530 [Report] >>724982621
>>724982417
what did /v/mapyoi do to you? did you get kicked or something?
Anonymous No.724982540 [Report]
>>724982492
I love my wife.
Anonymous No.724982542 [Report]
>>724982417
LEAVE /v/mapyoi ALONE!!
Anonymous No.724982554 [Report]
>>724982385
probably didn't had any other recoveries besides swinging/gourmand
Anonymous No.724982559 [Report]
>>724982404
Strongest hot uma glue trainer
Anonymous No.724982614 [Report]
>>724982493
>/vg/ club
Anonymous No.724982621 [Report] >>724982690 >>724982808
>>724982530
How does this affect you or /v/mapyoi?
Anonymous No.724982627 [Report]
>>724982492
Thank you for sharing her massive tits stuffed in a tight shirt, unironically took some pain away
Anonymous No.724982643 [Report] >>724982682
Another potential whale simply reusing gemini ace. Very sad.
Anonymous No.724982669 [Report] >>724982695 >>724982732 >>724982841 >>724982990 >>724983775 >>724984179
>>724982492
Her voice is so fucking annoying

Every single day I do my daily races
>HAAAIIIIIII TAIKI SHUTTURU DEEEESSSS
>YESSS IIIII'M WINNNAAAHHHH
x3

shut UP
Anonymous No.724982682 [Report] >>724983318
>>724982643
Whales are often whales because they want shortcuts and don't want to put in the work to train up strong umas.
Anonymous No.724982685 [Report] >>724982808
>>724982417
This person is in /v/mapyoi....I just know it but i can't prove it yet
Anonymous No.724982690 [Report] >>724982782 >>724982808
>>724982621
he posts it every thread. i'm genuinely curious
Anonymous No.724982695 [Report]
>>724982669
>Noooooo...................
Anonymous No.724982732 [Report]
>>724982669
/v/mapyoicel alert! /v/mapyoicel alert!
Anonymous No.724982780 [Report]
How mad would you be if you lost to a B+ rate uma?
Anonymous No.724982782 [Report] >>724982808
>>724982690
No, I don't. I post it every reset!
Anonymous No.724982808 [Report] >>724982894 >>724982912
>>724982621
>>724982685
>>724982690
>>724982782
Anonymous No.724982841 [Report] >>724982935
>>724982669
you are a FAGGOT
Anonymous No.724982875 [Report] >>724982992
Anonymous No.724982894 [Report]
>>724982808
oy neigh is behind everything, actually
Anonymous No.724982912 [Report] >>724982972 >>724983092 >>724983121
>>724982808
Remember when /v/ma apologized for being a bunch of retards and starting club dramas? Then, (((someone))) made this meme for the next thread
Anonymous No.724982915 [Report]
>>724977791
>>724978035
Oh I guess I missed a few threads, that's insane actually
Anonymous No.724982928 [Report] >>724983554
You now realize Grass Wonder has a non-zero chance to retain her crown as queen of /v/
Anonymous No.724982935 [Report]
>>724982841
I need her, she's so positive, she'd light up my darkest nights when I think I'm a worthless trainer, and I wouldn't care if she overfed me
Anonymous No.724982972 [Report]
>>724982912
kek i remember that, it was pretty embarrassing
Anonymous No.724982990 [Report]
>>724982669
You're fucking GAY.
Anonymous No.724982992 [Report]
>>724982875
is mayonegg top cun wearing anything under that?
Anonymous No.724983053 [Report]
>Natures got me locked in 6th position so Pump triggered without issues
>Win
He fell for the stamina meme. Again.
Anonymous No.724983092 [Report]
>>724982912
Yeah it was pretty kino how /v/ma made some retards seethe just by existing lmao
Anonymous No.724983121 [Report] >>724983441
>>724982912
Thank goodness those days are behind us and we now know the true shit-stirrers
Anonymous No.724983174 [Report] >>724983390
I'm in A league and you are not
Anonymous No.724983176 [Report]
THAARR SHE BLOWS
Anonymous No.724983318 [Report]
>>724982682
This. In this game you gotta put in the work. Not like other games where you can auto everything and get good results. Even auto-career is gonna be suboptimal when we get it.
Anonymous No.724983349 [Report]
Last night feels a dream now. The decks were bright with laughter, the lanterns swinging like little suns above our heads. The Captain himself drank with us, his voice booming over the crash of the waves. We sang, we roared, we told each other the beasts were driven back into the abyss, we’d shown them trainer’s dominion once again. The Pequod was a living thing then, full of mirth and song and foolish hope. Even the greenhands believed the dark days were behind us.

Word had come from King John Cygames he called it the Unity Cup, a promise of better lives and golden years for the one with the guts to take it. We drank to it, though none of us truly knew what it meant. The rum burned like sunlight in our throats, and for a night we let ourselves believe in wonderful things.

But dawn brought slaughter. The sea turned against us as if in revenge for our joy. The beasts came again, not from below but from all around, thrashing the waters into madness. I saw men torn apart, swallowed whole, their cries lost beneath the shriek of the wind. The Captain still shouted orders, but his voice broke like a wave on the rocks, the deck lies slick with blood and salt, the laughter gone, the pequod limping through a field of wreckage. The abyss took its due, and more besides. I cannot say how many of us remain, only that the sea remembers every man she claims....
Anonymous No.724983390 [Report]
>>724983174
>gold ship wearing girls gymwear
No.
Anonymous No.724983409 [Report]
So uhh...are my 1* guts sparks good now?
Anonymous No.724983441 [Report] >>724983532
>>724983121
h-how did you figure it out so early
step 3 was supposed to be a secret
Anonymous No.724983532 [Report] >>724983808
>>724983441
>the use of psychological warfare against rival clubs
Or was this just a gaslight by the Umainstream Umadia?
Anonymous No.724983545 [Report] >>724983632
Is anyone else matching with B+ umas? I think there's actually a split between jobbers and first rate trainers in graded
Anonymous No.724983554 [Report]
>>724982928
She deserves it honestly, her reign was ACTUALLY notable
Anonymous No.724983562 [Report]
I wish this game had unreal guy so he could yell "DOMINATING" when this happens.
Anonymous No.724983632 [Report]
>>724983545
I only saw A-S umas
Anonymous No.724983634 [Report] >>724983710 >>724983848 >>724983894
And this was just a warm-up. Hope you're ready for tomorrow, the weak won't make it back to land.
Anonymous No.724983690 [Report] >>724983736 >>724983983 >>724984546
What is the answer to the front menace?
Anonymous No.724983710 [Report]
>>724983634
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
Anonymous No.724983736 [Report] >>724983983 >>724984390
>>724983690
Anonymous No.724983775 [Report]
>>724982669
Her voice is kind of nassaly and I don't care for it.
Anonymous No.724983808 [Report]
>>724983532
It's a body double in tell ya!!!! A BODY DOUBLE!!!! look at i!!!! Does that look like great danchou to you? HE'S ALIVE
Anonymous No.724983828 [Report]
>1-4
>5-0
>5-0
>5-0
Wew, what a ride. 2 of the losses were highway robberies, glad my girls recovered.
Anonymous No.724983836 [Report] >>724983915 >>724983975 >>724984027 >>724984042 >>724984108
Seems like some of you need some luck after today.
With this 7 we will all survive round 2 and make it to group A finals!
0 and we are all doomed.
Anonymous No.724983848 [Report] >>724984049 >>724984127 >>724984171 >>724984185
>>724983634
I already got off the ship and I'm never coming back, I'm not built for this
Anonymous No.724983854 [Report]
>>724967092 (OP)
Slangs are putrid and ephemeral.
Their existence can never resist the flow of time.
Everything made out of it will decay and die alongside it.
Anonymous No.724983894 [Report]
>>724983634
>Shitmael
Anonymous No.724983915 [Report]
>>724983836
>off by one again award
Anonymous No.724983975 [Report] >>724984108
>>724983836
7 and your balls explode in the dirtiest firework ever
Anonymous No.724983983 [Report]
>>724983736
Nature doesn't do anything to fronts
>>724983690
Dominator is the answer
Anonymous No.724984027 [Report] >>724984054 >>724984065 >>724984125 >>724984196
>>724983836
I hope we get a CM where Fuku is meta some time soon, then I can build my entire team around never letting a Fuku win.
Anonymous No.724984042 [Report]
>>724983836
Anonymous No.724984049 [Report]
>>724983848
I've been there lad, go to the good doctors at Horse MD and rest your wounds, you did good.
Anonymous No.724984054 [Report]
>>724984027
7 confirms it :)
Anonymous No.724984065 [Report] >>724984120 >>724984234 >>724984397
>>724984027
Speaking of which, is full armor Fuku any good?
Anonymous No.724984108 [Report] >>724984192 >>724984285
>>724983836
>>724983975
Uh oh not looking good for Fukutards
Anonymous No.724984120 [Report]
>>724984065
Anyone can be good in this new meta
Anonymous No.724984125 [Report] >>724984261
>>724984027
>meta
faggot shit, real trainers win with whatever uma they want to but fukufags are all fifth-rate trainers
Anonymous No.724984127 [Report]
>>724983848
JOBpera bros...
Anonymous No.724984171 [Report]
>>724983848
t. average /v/mapyoi member
Anonymous No.724984179 [Report]
>>724982669
found the commie
Anonymous No.724984185 [Report]
>>724983848
ASTERbro....
Anonymous No.724984192 [Report]
>>724984108
>B
That poor toreina is trying his best.
Anonymous No.724984196 [Report] >>724984358
>>724984027
>he's not rolling for FULL ARMOR fuku
ngmi n bricked
Anonymous No.724984234 [Report]
>>724984065
Nobody fucking knows, that's what's so funny about the balance changes coming so early. All the previous knowledge of what umas / cards would be meta basically got wiped.
Anonymous No.724984261 [Report] >>724984337 >>724984443
>>724984125
I just want to kill some Fukus as revenge for all the curses they spread here, and if she's meta there'll be more of them.
Anonymous No.724984285 [Report] >>724984414
>>724984108
Lmao, should have taken the Daiwafag's counsel
Anonymous No.724984337 [Report]
>>724984261
Are they really Fukutards if they jumped the meta ship just because she's good?
Anonymous No.724984358 [Report]
>>724984196
>Full Armor
>not wearing any armor
?????
Anonymous No.724984368 [Report] >>724984516 >>724984529
I wish everyone had a bit more luck with the matchups... mood down for the whole thread
Anonymous No.724984390 [Report]
>>724983736
Evil Neicha...
Anonymous No.724984397 [Report]
>>724984065
She'll be top tier
Not gonna waste time trying to explain why
umatubers will be shilling her soon
Anonymous No.724984414 [Report]
>>724984285
Oh yeah there's Daiwa right at the bottom of the pic lmao
Anonymous No.724984440 [Report]
open league = regionals
graded league = nationals
Anonymous No.724984443 [Report]
>>724984261
Hehehe just wait until I win the /v/ictory stakes, you WILL pray to shiraoki-sama
Anonymous No.724984464 [Report]
Summer maru is carrying, but my fave Ope won a race, so all is well
Anonymous No.724984516 [Report]
>>724984368
Anonymous No.724984520 [Report]
Is this a whale deck? I feel like this guy could have gotten much better stats...
Anonymous No.724984529 [Report]
>>724984368
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger, let the sailors rest and lick their wounds for today we slaughter them all
Anonymous No.724984546 [Report]
>>724983690
Dominator and LateGODS
Anonymous No.724984576 [Report]
last post for teio!