Do you feel like games these days are leaning far too much towards the zoomer audience?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:28:15 PM
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:29:32 PM
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>>724967092 (OP)
this mf CM bruh. im COOKED fr. 6/20 is abysmal dogshit of a winrate ong
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:30:42 PM
No.724967396
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Toreinas, what should I do now? This was supposed to be a late surger dominator build to pair with my grass and oguri cap, but that bitch nature never even started her chain so she didn't get on your left. I can give 2 of either PoC, Race Planner and Dominator, should I move her up and run her as a second pace chaser or go all in with dominator and run her as late anyways? Pace dominator seems like a huge gamble
>powerlet
it is what it is
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:32:59 PM
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>>724967516
Bro... Your guts?
>>724967516
Most decent fronts will have higher wit than you making dominator worthless
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:34:36 PM
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>>724967092 (OP)
so uhh, how would an aoharu deck with the rebalances look like? Guts is an important stat now, people say that unity cup is the witmaxxing paradise, but that would leave me with a deck of 2 wit cards, Haru, and 3 flex slots? how would you even build a long racer like that?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:35:50 PM
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>>724967890
>>724967612
Not true, front runners have to choose between sacrificing wit/power for stamina or stamina for wit/power, that Tachyon will get the front runners who focused on having more stamina if her mood is right
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:37:05 PM
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>>724967805
And also one dominator is useless. If you're commited to using debuffs you need two dominators or you're just relying on other people having other dominators. Cause one is not stopping angling and scheming
Been looking into the changes quite a bit, lots of big winners this patch I'm looking forward to the practice rooms
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:38:45 PM
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>>724967516
Planner and Dominator. PoC is overpriced and you already have Medium speed skills. Dominator gives her some use for the whole team and with Planner she can survive better to potentially steal a win or two with Pump and Redshift procs.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:39:26 PM
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>>724967612
This is a gaslight btw, there is still a chance to be affected even if you have higher wit
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:40:12 PM
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>>724967940
the gut buffs are going to make my rudolfs STRONG
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:40:52 PM
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>>724968319
BOFA is a viable skill now correct?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:42:07 PM
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>>724969058
Look at this supervillain, especially if you're clublet. And if you are a clublet REMEMBER TO PUT /V/ IN YOUR PROFILE SO WE KNOW YOU'RE ON THE LEVEL WHEN YOU APPLY!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:42:15 PM
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Do runways use wit to calculate a top speed like fronts? Theorozing a deck for blockuza
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:43:01 PM
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>>724967612
>speed not maxed out = other strategy builds beat you outright even if you activate Angling
>low power = other strategy builds beat you outright even if you activate Angling
>low stamina = lmao
Only giga-whales can hit 566+ wit in addition to everything else that a decent front needs.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:43:09 PM
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>>724968152
No, it can still activate right out of the gate
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:43:36 PM
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:43:53 PM
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>>724968547
How's Valentine's Bourbon looking now that we're getting BIGNIGER so soon?
>Got Omegabuffed
>Actually the mightiest miler now
Virgo will be her redemption arc
One is filled with peace, the other is filled with chaos and greed
the """translation""" makes me fucking hate her
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:46:11 PM
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>>724968372
Runway is most likely unusable as an ace due to the stat requirements but she'll work really well as a blocker (though extremely difficult to build) VB essentially went from a top 1 uma to a top 5 one so still worth a pull imo
>4 days after the end of free Riko pulls to make three aces for Virgo
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:47:11 PM
No.724968629
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>golshi carrying me into A for the 3rd time
>>724968546
Helious supposed to use nigh incomprehensible gyaru slang in JP so I think it's actually pretty accurate
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:47:39 PM
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>>724969087
>>724968373
How so? I thought her unique got restricted the 2nd half of the final corner?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:48:05 PM
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>>724968478
i have over 100 TP refills. experiment time and shit
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:48:05 PM
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zoomzoom
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:48:09 PM
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>>724968478
a perfect representation of Daikeks and GODkas
>>724967092 (OP)
AYO anyway I can check affinity for upcoming umas bruh? No cap im trynna make some parents to build digitan for virgo but gametora calculator only lets you check currently released umas. I know a loading screen hint says roommates are usually compatible so Ive been farming some tachyons but im lowkey wondering who else I might finna need to build on god fr fr finna boutta buss
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:48:32 PM
No.724968752
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>>724969087
>>724968373
>activates much later
>even unrestrained is better now since it activates randomly, thus can activate earlier and mog SfV
Grim
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:50:01 PM
No.724968864
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>>724969439
You fags should have listened to the green lady. Whos laughing now? me with my 9 guts stars winning every fucking duel
>>724968737
bro doesn't know how to browse japanese gametora :skull:skull:skull: bro is so cooked nahhhh just click on the goofy ahhhh gear icon and smash that japan button to see all the JP goonettes
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:51:07 PM
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I want to take a second to say to all the drawGODS ITT: Thank you
we like your art, i save practically all i see, actually, especially the paint ones
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:51:10 PM
No.724968942
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Next CM is going to be Mile? Some people from the same clan have been following me out of the blue and I haven't changed my legacy Uma since Cancer CM.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:51:18 PM
No.724968951
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>>724968551
The CMs schedule is still insane to me. Unity and the gameplay changes are great but I don't get why they have to release so close to CMs, it's like the schedule is completely divorced of everything else in the game
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:51:23 PM
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>>724968737
>>724968890
Both of you are pushing 30
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:51:48 PM
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>>724968551
Yeah Virgo timeframe is extremely fucked. You got like 8 days since the patch to run a new scenario and make aces. I'm happy for the qol changes and buffs but they need to slow down the CM pace. I'm ditching SMaru and the front runner mines for it and hoping I can pace/late my way to a win.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:51:47 PM
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:52:33 PM
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>>724977275
>>724968660
i wouldnt equate ebonics and nigger shit to gyaru but cygames doesnt give a shit
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:52:45 PM
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>>724968223
>bit of pudge
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:53:08 PM
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>>724970139
Oh lordy. This run was so ass (and I actually lost finals) that I was considering scuppering it. "Never quit a run" proves itself a motto to live by once again
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:53:13 PM
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>>724975093
>>724968672
>>724968752
Let me explain, taikis ult got nerfed in most tracks but in mile it's much better, essentially because the ult activation timing changed from final corner to 2nd half there is no acceleration wasted which was the reason shift and shooting were useless in cancer, pair that with the increased duration and yes taiki is much worse as a parent, but her entire kit got mega buffed for mile (example: the mile maven buffs) her value as a parent plummeted but she'll be S tier as an ace
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:54:40 PM
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>be the retard who thought the cutoff for open was A, not B+
>loose 14 out of 15 races
>the one I win I take 1st, 2nd and 3th
Eh, Im okay with that. I didnt even participate in the first races. Did get bronze in last cancer though, had hoped for some more sweet useless bronze, but Oh well.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:54:52 PM
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>>724969071
i could only figure out daiwa and taiki's, i'm a fraud of trainer
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:54:53 PM
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:55:19 PM
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>>724969387
>>724967940
>pacefags finding out that building a front is not only difficult, but building a GOOD oonige front is three times as difficult
>falconfags being exposed as frauds after their crutch uma gets mogged by suzuka
can't wait
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:56:47 PM
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>>724969265
>falconfags being exposed as frauds after their crutch uma gets mogged by suzuka
Anon Falcon is stronger than ever, center stage got a significant buff and so did her ult, plus the general front runner buffs like early lead, if anything id say shes the strongest front in the game
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:57:05 PM
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>>724969482
>>724968890
Naahhh bruu :skull: my goofy ahh really didnt see that lil ass mfin gear icon hidin its bitch ass in the corner
>tachyon's only 22 affinity
Oh nah bruh Im finna throw hands with the nigga that wrote that loading screen tip
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:57:21 PM
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>>724968864
i fell for the fraudulent lies and have been building guts runners since the beginning so i am good
McQueen you fat uma!
Your cheeks are so big and fat!
Why are you so fat!?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:57:51 PM
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:58:42 PM
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>>724969632
Us hag enjoyers got fucking robbed.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:59:18 PM
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>>724969770
Why are zoomers like this?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:59:50 PM
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>>724969071
>Taiki with a tight buttoned shirt and tie
MUH
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 8:59:52 PM
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>>724969548
She got some good buffs too, speed eater and mile maven are fantastic
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:00:05 PM
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I have no idea what any of you are talking about
>Smart Falcon SSR got buffed and is guaranteed groundwork
>Smart Falcon runner got insanely buffed
WHO CAN STOP HER?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:00:30 PM
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>>724969454
Shit inbreed royal genetics. She eats one cream-puff and becomes the puft marshmallow mare, meanwhile Oguri has the fat fuck diet and confidently runs in a belly-free costume
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:00:33 PM
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>>724969454
imagine a crossover with trickal where you can pull her cheeks. God i wish
What the fuck is Sirius doing here already
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:01:30 PM
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>>724969595
is this a piss pic withouth the piss? Or is she just staring at her cunt and thats it?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:02:03 PM
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>>724969725
God, imagine if they change the banner schedule. That'd be the funniest shit ever
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:02:25 PM
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>>724969673
I'm hoping I can just run a bloku again and ignore all the front stuff
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:02:49 PM
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>>724970028
Uma Musume is a feederism game
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:03:09 PM
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>>724969725
Checking phone while taking a small umbrella out of the bag I think
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:03:18 PM
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>>724970143
>>724969673
No matter how high a falcon flies, it cannot reach the otherworld
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:04:26 PM
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>>724969893
we know, taikifag
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:05:41 PM
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I do look forward to the teio buffs, she's in a MUCH better place now don't think she'll be meta but she's going to very strong now with the lane movement changes
>>724969081
>1* green
unless the parents were 3* medium / stamina, it's still garbage
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:05:45 PM
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>>724969930
>sample
>Suzuposter
reminds me of me in the last thread lmao
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:07:25 PM
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>>724970139
Trainer that's a recovery ult, it's not doing anything when inherited anyway
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:08:01 PM
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>>724970139
Its a recovery ult spark, of course its garbage!
Spe is going to be a REALLY good parent now, id recommend farming a parent if you can.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:08:49 PM
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>>724970535
>flatties in my boobmonster game
Gentlemen...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:09:14 PM
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I have three borrows today and I'm struggling to figure out what to even do with them, now that we're just waiting on Aoharu to drop.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:10:15 PM
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>>724976221
>>724970405
Umamusume is a flatty game
umamusume is a fatty game
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:10:17 PM
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>>724970370
Isn't the acceleration going to be nerfed to like 0.05 when inherited like other ults?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:10:19 PM
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>>724970457
Run your umawife
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:10:35 PM
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>>724970457
you still need mile and turf sparks for Virgo
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:11:35 PM
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>>724970457
Uma Stan white spark stud.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:13:41 PM
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>>724970885
>>724970457
Personally I haven't done any of the "finish a career with x skill" missions, they are incompatible with Ace grinding
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:14:03 PM
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:14:49 PM
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>>724970806
just do like 2-3 throwaway runs with decks for these skills
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:14:57 PM
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>>724972553
>>724967092 (OP)
SEX WITH MEJIRO PALMER. How did such a hot family produce that fatty Makween?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:16:46 PM
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>>724971287
This game has both mutted and zoomerfied real race tracks. It used to be a pass time for older wealthy white people and now you'll see dozens of spic and asian zoomers. Absolutely disgusting
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:17:13 PM
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>>724971170
>>724970370
So my pull yesterday of Summer Spe wasn't absolutely worthless?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:18:38 PM
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>>724971060
Summer spe was never worthless though? Shes as good as base Spe
>base Spe's unique now has acceleration
THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE CAN'T STOP WINNING
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:20:04 PM
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>>724971027
This game has singlehandedly saved horse-racing's reputation. Now a lot of people see it as a legitimate sport, whereas before it was only associated with degenerate gambling.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:20:25 PM
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>>724971250
Oguri Crap is in shambles now...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:20:39 PM
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>>724971414
>>724971250
Cool but I'm still not starting her career
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:21:35 PM
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>>724971528
>>724971340
It's so barebones that it is the shortest career in the game.
/v/merbros, we're winning!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:23:00 PM
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>>724971987
>>724971485
Heh, that's nothing compared to /v/mapyoi's fan count.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:23:06 PM
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>>724971414
That's why I'm procrastinating starting it
I'm just not interested in Spe as an uma
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:23:21 PM
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>>724976403
>>724968373
taiki's rockin tits
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:23:52 PM
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special week is a hero in these threads
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:23:55 PM
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Question about bond levels: for now we're capped at 10 and I know that eventually we'll able to reach level 11 and unlock plain outfits, but are the points gained while at 10 "wasted"? Or are they banked until an update modifies the bond cap?
If you're not witmaxxing right now by analyzing the patch notes with multiple tabs open to cross reference materials you are not gonna make it to the council of first rate trainers
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:24:50 PM
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>>724971485
I wish I could find my own witchuds for this week so I don't have to fix up my milers..
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:24:59 PM
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>>724971608
I've already done my research and I've planned everything in my brain.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:25:03 PM
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McQueen is the definition of "kirei"
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:25:07 PM
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>>724971814
>>724971608
Do we even have actual patch notes? The one posted around only covers skills
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:29:36 PM
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>>724972508
>>724971520
I just saw ours and we're like 1 million away from them huh
So who are the biggest losers of this patch? Has to be Seiun right? Is she completely worthless now outside of parenting? I feel kinda bad for her
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:31:00 PM
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>>724972037
Seiun is too cute to ever be a loser. Unlike Teio.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:32:14 PM
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>>724972037
>So who are the biggest losers of this patch?
Grifters who paywalled old JP guides and Youtube guides shitters.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:32:40 PM
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>>724972037
youtubers and guidefags
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:35:07 PM
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>>724972547
>>724972037
Everyone got megabuffed, its the wild west here now
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:35:35 PM
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:36:07 PM
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>>724971987
Check back in an hour. I'm still farming my last brat.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:36:34 PM
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>>724972435
Not Seiun, her ult is basically impossible to proc now for her, what's the point?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:36:38 PM
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>>724972843
>>724970895
My Queen is the most slim Mejiro btw
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:36:40 PM
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Nah cuh it be foreal dawg shits cooked ong bruh skrrr
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:36:55 PM
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APOLOGIZE
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:37:00 PM
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Posted about this yesterday but I guess nobody noticed since the thread was moving so fast
There are two skills listed in the patch notes that I don't recognize: 'Superstan' and 'Invincible Me'. I assume the first one is just the gold version of Uma Stan, but have no clue what the second one is supposed to be. Any ideas?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:38:35 PM
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>>724972872
Just learning about the patch, what did it do to my friend Mihono Bourbon?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:39:30 PM
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>>724973879
Oh hey a new comic
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:39:41 PM
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>>724971814
This is fantastic.
Some of these triple crown rewards are neat but it's gonna make some races feel more infuriating if you don't win, Teio can lose 30speed/30power if you happen to get second in any of the senior spring crown races.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:40:21 PM
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>>724973074
>>724972553
mejiro (forma de hag) though
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:40:29 PM
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>>724972935
>>724969071
Scarlet, Ryan, Taiki and Creek.
I know my trainee's tits.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:40:54 PM
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>>724973001
>>724972701
Pretty decent buffs, trackblazer is much easier to trigger, better events, taking the lead is a million times better (especially when paired with groundwork) and the front skills got better, her valentines form will still be top 3 I'd recommend pulling for her
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:40:55 PM
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I love when they do the It's Over face
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:41:40 PM
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>>724973067
>>724972851
Not Ryan, Winning Ticket actually
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:41:51 PM
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Why is uma stan going to be important from now on?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:42:45 PM
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>>724972872
Based, thank you Bourbonfriend, I'll try to 5* and 5-potential the regular until Feb. Good vibes.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:43:34 PM
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>>724972935
Upon closer inspection, you're right. I forget how big Tickezo is sometimes.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:43:42 PM
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>>724973985
>>724972843
This is a highschooler, we are let to believe
I mean yeah there is Maruzensky but at least she can pass, this one is near identical to that hot springs lady in new JP scenario
Which global Uma do you think gets posted the least?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:45:30 PM
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>>724973291
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:45:45 PM
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>>724972945
I can't blame Doto, if someone was as unrelentingly supportative towards me as Opera I WOULD FOLD
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:45:48 PM
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:46:07 PM
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Vivlos mentioned.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:46:11 PM
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>>724972945
I love this bird.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:46:14 PM
No.724973268
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>>724969071
Ushimusume is milk game
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:46:19 PM
No.724973274
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>>724973435
I don't know how to play anymore. I don't know what cards to use. I'm freaking out. I can't handle it. Help me. Give me truthful information.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:46:37 PM
No.724973291
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>>724973205
>Global
Vivlosfags can't read
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:46:55 PM
No.724973318
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>>724973584
>>724973149
Air Groove, but Hishi Amazon is close
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:47:25 PM
No.724973364
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I need to get home from waging asap, this, theres so much testing i have to do and so many notes to take.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:47:25 PM
No.724973367
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>>724974345
>>724973306
The ASS of the franchise.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:47:40 PM
No.724973383
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>>724973306
uma with the biggest ass iirc
Will the career updates make the grind for parents less tedious? Part of the reason I stopped doing daily career runs was because I got burned out from shitty RNG
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:48:19 PM
No.724973435
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>>724973274
You should train in guts as you already do.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:48:26 PM
No.724973440
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Scarletbros, we're eating good
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:48:32 PM
No.724973451
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>>724973306
Dumb, spoiled, rich, sailor with a huge ass
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:48:35 PM
No.724973452
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>>724973149
Air Groove
Brian Griffin
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:48:43 PM
No.724973460
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>>724973630
>>724972945
Shaka looks hilarious
>>724973429
Mood events are getting nerfed and summer camp now cures debuffs, so kinda.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:49:20 PM
No.724973498
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>>724974154
>>724973149
It's probably Narita Brian, I barely ever see her get mentioned. If we're counting alts, Fantasy Grass Wonder by a mile.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:49:30 PM
No.724973516
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>>724973920
>>724973149
Hishi really feels like she came and went, Air Groove at least gets interactions with Rudolf. Bourbon doesn't get brought up too much either.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:50:24 PM
No.724973572
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>>724973149
Posted does not necessarily mean unpopularity, but I think its amazon
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:50:29 PM
No.724973579
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In honor of Taiki Tuesday, here's some VERY risqué Doto x Taiki art I found.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:50:36 PM
No.724973584
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>>724973318
If Hishiama has a thousand fans, I am one.
If Hishiama has one fan, it is me.
If Hishiama has no fans, I am dead.
Creek's career feels less unique now that she can heal her heart problems
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:51:31 PM
No.724973657
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>>724973797
>>724973486
About fucking time. There was nothing more frustrating than getting radomly shafted by debuff events just before summer camp, if you had a mandatory race Late June you had no way to heal for 2 months.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:52:18 PM
No.724973720
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:52:25 PM
No.724973728
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the least popular umas are seeking the pearl, air shakur and ines whojin
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:52:32 PM
No.724973743
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>>724973830
>>724973652
Where are you getting these from?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:52:44 PM
No.724973756
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>>724973429
Shitty career rng is mostly dead but you can still get fucked by sparks or inspiration
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:53:19 PM
No.724973797
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>>724973889
>>724973486
>>724973657
It also just makes no sense for a summer camp of athletes to not have any sort of medical facility to treat injuries, were they retarded?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:53:29 PM
No.724973810
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>>724973652
That's dumb. Why are they casualizing the game? Did otakus really get angry over this?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:53:45 PM
No.724973830
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:54:08 PM
No.724973863
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I'm not gonna have enough carats to roll agnes digital
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:54:22 PM
No.724973879
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>>724972774
I can't wait for her to come to global.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:54:30 PM
No.724973889
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>>724973797
Akikawa keeps spending money on retarded stuff. We need a better director...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:55:04 PM
No.724973920
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>>724973981
>>724973516
Bourbon is sex but there's really not much else to say about her
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:55:21 PM
No.724973950
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>>724967092 (OP)
I had a dream where I was in a group of warriors or something and we were in a situation where one of us had to stay behind so the others could make it out, and we all looked at each other with grim and serious faces until I said "So, which one of us is the GOAT?"
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:55:50 PM
No.724973981
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>>724973920
She doesn't get used that often either despite being one of the more decent front runners
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:55:53 PM
No.724973985
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>>724974083
>>724973652
>turn what is an already easy career to being much easier
Good enough for me
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:56:20 PM
No.724974014
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:56:29 PM
No.724974026
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>>724973429
Parent runs are only for the sweatiests of trainers, i won platinum with a shitty 9* stam parent of my own
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:57:08 PM
No.724974083
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>>724974360
>>724973985
Daily digging?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 9:58:08 PM
No.724974147
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>>724974961
>>724974013
God I love Creek so much, she's grown on me a lot and I imagine myself like this around her, except I'm a dude of course
>>724973498
But Brian is really attractive...which is weird because i have pictures of Hishiama saved but not many of Brain. I think she needs more oomph to her personality.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:00:14 PM
No.724974305
[Report]
El Condor Pasa got fucking raped by the balance changes, practically 0 buffs because
>vision skills
are her potentials and her unique didn't get buffed so it's still 2nd place or higher, which will never fucking proc with all the giganiggas and front runners there will be, the future looks grim spicbros...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:00:21 PM
No.724974315
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>>724974154
She is edgy in that tryhard way and probably thought that Shadow the Hedgehog was the coolest guy ever when she was a kid, lack of ooph is by design
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:00:36 PM
No.724974345
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>>724974940
>>724973367
holy fuck that artist has some gold
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:00:54 PM
No.724974360
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>>724974408
>>724974083
Digging, you say?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:01:02 PM
No.724974371
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>>724974154
She has 2 massive oomphs already
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:01:40 PM
No.724974408
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>>724974360
I don't want to dig Oguri's ass...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:02:14 PM
No.724974465
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>>724974961
>>724974013
How could such a sweet uma be so evil?
>>724973149
people mention aston machan but never post her
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:02:48 PM
No.724974503
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>>724972945
>tuft of hair on the wall
kek
>>724974013
Her inherited skill now recovers the same amount of stamina as maestro btw
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:03:39 PM
No.724974568
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im not ready to let happy meek go bros
Pequod sets sail in an hour...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:04:37 PM
No.724974620
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:04:45 PM
No.724974632
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>>724975750
>>724974154
Brian has fans, and she got a few more with the story chapters and anons posting about her other side in her career. And I'm pretty sure there was a Brianstan who went to a racetrack a while ago.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:06:31 PM
No.724974751
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>>724975625
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:06:36 PM
No.724974756
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>>724975164
>>724974491
Who are you talking about?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:07:49 PM
No.724974858
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>>724974573
I don't want to lose again...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:08:30 PM
No.724974904
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>>724968551
I always get my aces like a day or two before the CM even if started training them right after the previous one ended. Nothing new 4 me.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:09:01 PM
No.724974940
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>>724974345
I NEED to stick my face in there
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:09:05 PM
No.724974945
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>>724974573
who cares its still round 1
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:09:15 PM
No.724974957
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>choccy milk
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:09:17 PM
No.724974961
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>>724974147
She has such a growth sprut
>>724974465
It's a mystery
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:09:25 PM
No.724974974
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>>724975114
>>724974559
It already did, now it will recover MORE than Maestro. From 0.055 to 0.075.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:10:09 PM
No.724975024
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>>724975063
FUCK THIS SHIT
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:10:46 PM
No.724975063
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>>724975024
True... True.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:11:16 PM
No.724975093
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>>724969087
I assume it's also better on short distances? I use her as a sprinter.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:11:35 PM
No.724975114
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>>724975221
>>724974974
Taht's insane but he means inherited, not on her, inherited goes from 1.5 to 3.5
>>724974756
You know the one with uh... brown hair and stuff. pic rel
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:13:03 PM
No.724975220
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>>724975465
>>724975164
Brown hair...Vodka? I mean she isn't mentioned a lot but I like her
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:13:04 PM
No.724975221
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>>724975114
>inherited
My bad, no idea how I missed that
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:13:18 PM
No.724975239
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>>724975465
>>724975164
Schizobro....
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:14:45 PM
No.724975339
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>>724975465
Aston Martin?
>>724975239
>>724975339
>>724975220
I swear I posted her. You guys can see images right? Is 4chan fucking up again?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:17:45 PM
No.724975557
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>>724975465
Well I'm seeing a plushie, can't find her in gametora tho
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:17:53 PM
No.724975564
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>>724975465
A brick wall?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:18:20 PM
No.724975597
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>>724975465
>Posting Chinese bootleg plushes again
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:18:50 PM
No.724975625
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>>724974751
>Have to be 2~4, so most likely only pace chaser
I could see some fringe cases where you might grab it if you have a Creek grandparent but using her directly seems less optimal unless you use the skill point savings to buy other stuff but I'm not convinced about it.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:19:02 PM
No.724975642
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>>724975465
The wall? Are you talking about seeking the pearl?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:19:58 PM
No.724975695
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>>724975465
what does mgs3 have to do with uma
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:20:49 PM
No.724975742
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>Aston Kutcher
Not video games.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:21:03 PM
No.724975750
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>>724974632
I really hope I pull her or Taishin. Those are my two most wanted from the launch umas.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:21:04 PM
No.724975751
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>>724975465
forgot to attach image award
>Aston
so aside from being /a/, /v/, /an/, /sp/, /x/ and /m/, uma is also an /o/ franchise?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:22:52 PM
No.724975883
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How odd
Anyways so the Unity Cup, or Aoharu, how does the team thing work, exactly? I heard from an anon that its based on your support cards, is that right?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:23:17 PM
No.724975912
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>>724975826
fuck off tazuna, i'll never train guts even after the buff
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:23:54 PM
No.724975954
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>>724975465
man I feel bad laughing at these as it was the almost same prank some people pulled on me back in like 2nd grade. I remember it fucked me up bad
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:24:53 PM
No.724976034
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>get charming before debut
>career is obviously a shitshow with no friendship training and no skill events
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:25:08 PM
No.724976060
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>>724975843
F1 is /sp/-core
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:25:08 PM
No.724976061
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>>724975843
/ic/ too for our drawfriends
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:27:24 PM
No.724976221
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>>724970535
I called the big one Mackie
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:28:09 PM
No.724976282
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>>724975843
Bro, your horsepower.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:29:04 PM
No.724976350
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>Was gonna do a couple single pulls to get it to a nice even 10
Neat
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:29:13 PM
No.724976368
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>>724976497
>people are falling for le GUTS meta and are going to run like 3 guts cards
>will proceed to get gassed and wit checked into oblivion
Zozzle
So after a night of thinking/drinking, what I have concluded about the onige Suzuka situation are:
Sprint:
>Extremely viable as an Ace, just get her Sprint to A, another Falcon situation.
>There is no fucking way you can catch up to an onige Suzuka proced Angling in a Sprint.
>Will survive even when dueling with other onige Suzuka.
>Also very potent as Blocker, renders all nige useless (except Maru and Taiki).
So run an Ace onige Suzuka in Sprint, with Maru/Taiki in tow
Miles:
>Somewhat viable as an Ace, but will simply die if there is another onige Suzuka.
>Very potent as Blocker, renders all nige useless (except Maru and Taiki).
>Even in death, will form the infamous onige wall that even JP bros have troubles dealing with.
So run a Blocker onige Suzuka, with Maru/Taiki in tow
Medium:
>Not viable as an Ace, and will die even running alone.
>Somewhat potent as Blocker, but depends on where she gonna gassed-out. If it is beyond the final leg then all nige are useless.
>However, will gassed-out much sooner if there is another onige, and form the infamous onige wall instead.
So probably run a Blocker onige Suzuka, with Late/End as they have access to reliable acceleration skills (mostly Pump)
Long:
>Nonviable as Ace.
>Nonviable as Blocker
Business as usual here
Also, because training an onige Suzuka is extremely hard outside of Sprint, it is certain that you will only encounter Blocker onige Suzuka in Miles and beyond
Did I get everything right? Any misconception?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:29:43 PM
No.724976403
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>>724971545
That background Urara literally cures depression
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:29:48 PM
No.724976407
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>>724975843
ferrari literally has an uma in the logo and maru drives a not-countach
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:30:17 PM
No.724976438
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30 minutes until sailing remember to not neglect your wit training and study the patch notes
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:31:16 PM
No.724976497
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>>724976368
even with the aoharu increasing the baseline stamina, speed, power, guts and wit all being important for Virgo will bring a bunch of interesting builds, what do you even focus on?
I finished my Aces and while reading the patch notes and posting in the 1000 reply thread was fun, all drive to keep playing has left my body as soon as I finished my last Leo Ace
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:33:16 PM
No.724976634
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>>724976858
>>724976386
How do stamina debuffs factor into your assumptions? Won't double murmur insta killer her and allow a front overtake?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:33:40 PM
No.724976661
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>>724976878
>>724976537
Just take it easy until Aoharu, hell you don't even need to grind aoharu since balance comes a week after
Hey toreinas, I mostly lurk the threads but I wanted some advice because for the life of me I can't reach good stat thresholds for this CM and I'm not sure if it's the cards or the parents or what. This is probably the best Maru I've gotten so far and while I could eek out 1200 speed if i get lucky with friendship training I'm nowhere even close to 800 stam
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:34:48 PM
No.724976746
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>>724976878
>>724976537
Who said you could take a break?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:34:48 PM
No.724976748
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>>724976878
>>724976537
I'm just farming Marus since her ult will be playable forever. No desire to make new aces lol but my club deserves A rank again, they've been good and chill
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:35:23 PM
No.724976789
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>>724976878
>>724976537
Take the two days off anon, aoharu is coming and that will be a shitstorm
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:36:14 PM
No.724976858
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>>724976634
>Debuffs
No way to check now but probably survivable if it is Sprint and she has good Stam + Gold
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:36:30 PM
No.724976874
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>>724977198
>>724976737
what sparks are those? If you can't train a proper Front Runner just use other styles, S. Maru is the hardest uma to build in the game and if she's not perfect she doesn't win, that seems really good though. With 2 stam and full stam sparks you should be reaching at least 700 every run
>>724976661
>>724976746
>>724976748
I haven't been able to finish my dailies for 4 days straight, my body refuses to start any career
>>724976789
I'm afraid of Danchou kicking me in the nuts, I'm currently the lowest earner at the club and almost flatlining
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:38:07 PM
No.724976986
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>>724976737
You probably have to drop the wit card and throw another speed card in. That's why fronts are so hard to build, cause you still need a lot of wit but maxed speed is far more important
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:38:12 PM
No.724976990
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>>724976537
BACK TO PARENT FARMING SON YOU NEED THOSE 9* POW INSPIRATIONS
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:38:35 PM
No.724977017
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>>724976878
Communicate bro we are all human, danchou won't freak out if you're inactive for two days as long as you let him know
>>724976386
you're vastly overestimating the oonige wall, especially since mobility skills will be so good
>if you're brocked you're brocked
not when guts lets you literally push umas out of the way
>>724977093
That one is a power check im pretty sure, guts is used in dueling not bumping
>>724976874
She's able to win but not super consistently, and I can tell Stamina is an issue but she's gotten mogged in the final straight like 5 times
I guess could also be that maybe my debuffer needs more work cause I've gotten kind of lazy with that
>>724977146
if guts and speed are high then power will grow with them, I feel like you guys are overrating runaway a bit too much only because it's suzuka
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:42:54 PM
No.724977275
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>>724969045
then how would you equate gyaru into english?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:43:51 PM
No.724977327
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:44:16 PM
No.724977352
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>>724977093
>>724977146
>vastly overestimating the oonige wall
Not sure how potent it is, but probably.
So business as usual for Medium and Long.
>>724977237
>overrating onige
Because at least for Sprint and Miles, there is no way for nige to proc Angling anymore if there is an onige running
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:44:42 PM
No.724977380
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>>724977703
>>724977198
Fronts need 1200 and S or they just lose since they have the lowest top speed out of all the styles
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:45:39 PM
No.724977443
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Zoomers are pushing 30, ong.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:46:23 PM
No.724977497
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Huh early lead will trigger groundwork too now?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:46:36 PM
No.724977515
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>>724977237
Oh I'm not the anon who wrote that, I do agree that runway is going to be overrated due to the hype but I also don't think it's a nothingburger, we'll have to test it out eventually
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:47:13 PM
No.724977541
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So am I supposed to start using the Urara Guts card in every deck or what?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:47:25 PM
No.724977551
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>>724977746
LESS THAN 15 MINUTES GET THOSE HARPOONS READY
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:48:52 PM
No.724977650
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>>724977909
>>724977198
>debuffer
>s.maru
anon... don't tell me you're running a stam debuffer...
>>724975826
Wait they' already buffing guts? Thought it would take years or so.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:49:25 PM
No.724977689
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>>724976878
If you’re in Oy Neigh, just let me know in the club chat and take a break. Don’t burn yourself out, anon.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:49:36 PM
No.724977703
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>>724977380
Alright I'll prioritize those over the Wit and see if I can build something good last minute. Thanks!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:50:12 PM
No.724977746
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>>724977842
>>724977551
I saw only one(1) whale in all 20 rounds last night.
Hey wait a minute, why didn't you fucked tell me that if I click the stamp in the club chat, then a voiceline comes out?
>>724977664
Did you miss the 1000 posts thread?
They brought around 2 years worth of balance fixed at once
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:51:58 PM
No.724977842
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>>724977746
We're still in shallow waters, the real slaughter begins tomorrow
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:52:00 PM
No.724977843
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>>724977791
Doing it in the middle of a CM is hilarious
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:52:18 PM
No.724977868
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:52:40 PM
No.724977893
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>>724968660
How about just simply translating what they're saying instead of localizing the text. Personally I'm not interested in some trannys fanfiction and would rather be able to read what they actually say. No, mutt slang is not a translation of what she's saying, there's a perfectly understandable fan translation of her story on youtube already.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:52:59 PM
No.724977909
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>>724977650
yeah I think I am kek. It's my neicha from like Taurus cup I think cause I've been lazy with making a new debuffer
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:54:03 PM
No.724977970
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>>724977748
Because I play the game muted.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:54:56 PM
No.724978024
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Anyone else just collecting data? I've been plugged into the umalator and gametora just writing down notes.
>>724977664
They're buffing Guts.
They're buffing lots of skills.
They're buffing several Unique Skills.
They're buffing several Supports cards.
They're adding secret events (stats/mood/energy/hints rewards if you win certain specific races) to some Uma who lacked those.
They're modifying several Uma career events (less energy losses, more energy/stats gains).
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:55:33 PM
No.724978069
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:55:34 PM
No.724978071
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>>724978204
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:55:36 PM
No.724978075
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>>724978034
Can we even trust the umalator?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:55:58 PM
No.724978103
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>>724978034
I only get my data from in-game testing.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:57:14 PM
No.724978175
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>>724978035
They also severely reduced the bad rng so runs will be more consistent
What is the best time to run CMs? Right when it starts is always full of whales
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:57:38 PM
No.724978204
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:57:40 PM
No.724978206
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>>724978076
Its even funnier in context: she just wanted to tell you how grateful she is for your support and then she fucking leaves you with a broken door
>>724967092 (OP)
is helios the worst uma of the franchise?
>unfunny gimmick
>boring style done better by other fronts
>only served as filler in the anime
>got yurifags latched onto her
>atrocious design
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:58:29 PM
No.724978261
[Report]
>>724968660
Yeah and despite saying melly kristmasu out loud during Eishin holiday event, it isn't supposed to be about Christmas, so I think it's actually pretty accurate
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:58:43 PM
No.724978279
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>>724978179
Better to lose against a whale than win against B+ umas.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:58:47 PM
No.724978284
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>>724978179
>Right when it starts is always full of whales
WRONG, THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:59:24 PM
No.724978330
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>>724978179
Any time after 1 hour from start is the same.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 10:59:29 PM
No.724978342
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>>724978432
>>724978217
>unfunny gimmick
wrong, she's hilarious
>boring style done better by other fronts
skill issue
>only served as filler in the anime
enough to make her a fan favorite
>got yurifags latched onto her
fair
>atrocious design
you're trying too hard now.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:00:17 PM
No.724978396
[Report]
Gentlemen...
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:00:48 PM
No.724978432
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>>724978342
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fan favorite
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:01:40 PM
No.724978494
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It begins.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:01:56 PM
No.724978517
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>>724978217
unc really thought he was cooking with this one
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:02:21 PM
No.724978552
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>>724978217
She's great but they should capitalize better her party gimmick. Make her an MC and rap over EDM or something like that. Maybe they already did and I'm just clueless.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:02:28 PM
No.724978560
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>>724979460
>>724978076
>Breaks into your house to tell you how much she appreciates you
>Strands you on an uninhabited island just to do some stargazing
>Bring you to a ghost mountain because its supposed to bring luck if she answers the phone
>Breaks into your room again by jumping down the chimney and breaking the intended gift
>Becomes obsessed with holding your hand because its supposed to bring her good luck
>Shiraoki-sama told her to leave a bunch of whoopie cushions around the academy and also tells her to break into Student Council room in a different event
>Naturally she needed Torenah to break inside and take the heat off of her for the whoopee cushion thing
Despite it all, I can't stay mad at her
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:05:42 PM
No.724978756
[Report]
I just got a BSOD mid CM race
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:06:13 PM
No.724978794
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>>724978968
>Lost to gold ship
>Only uma that beat me yesterday was also gold ship
Who gaslight me into thinking she was bad
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:06:22 PM
No.724978802
[Report]
>>724978967
>Start matchmaking
>A
>B+
>Sub 1000 speed
I don't want to get raped by stronger umas or rng, but come on, this is just sad
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:06:37 PM
No.724978814
[Report]
Rice Shower but with big boobs
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:07:17 PM
No.724978863
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>>724978947
>already
Man this time zone is fucking me up. I'm doing a career first in the chance I get a slightly better ace from this borrow. Good luck whale hunting toreinas!
>>724978863
Why are whales such assholes?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:08:54 PM
No.724978967
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>>724979028
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:08:56 PM
No.724978968
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>>724978794
I have been screaming for weeks that Gold Ship is still a top ace, I don't know how many times I've repeated it.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:09:07 PM
No.724978979
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>>724978217
I used to hate Tosen Jordan's whole design but now that I found about what it's based on I kinda like it
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:09:43 PM
No.724979015
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For me, it's the G3/CM Round 1 last spurt theme
https://youtu.be/9y0G62F9PVE?t=363
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:09:55 PM
No.724979028
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>>724978967
In the same lobby
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:09:57 PM
No.724979031
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>>724978947
>that one B+ trainer who just wants to grab their participation prize
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:10:14 PM
No.724979049
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>>724979113
>>724978947
>Why are orcas such assholes?
Fix'd.
Why is she losing against paces?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:11:06 PM
No.724979106
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>Lose (Double Debuffers)
>Lose (Double Dominators)
>Win top 3 spots (No Debuffers)
>Win top 3 spots (B+ lobby)
>Win 1st and 2nd (Only one other uma had enough stamina to win)
Truly, Rudolf and Natie are greatest enemies.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:11:10 PM
No.724979113
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>>724979049
Idk Dolphins are dickheads too.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:11:14 PM
No.724979116
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>>724979204
>>724979057
Shit happens sometimes. Any debuffers?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:12:01 PM
No.724979159
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>>724979226
HOLY GUTSCHAD
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:12:41 PM
No.724979204
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>>724979116
I guess dominator ones, oguri overtakes her every single time
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:12:55 PM
No.724979218
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>>724979057
Depends on where she's getting passed, but I would guess your power is too low meaning your acceleration to max speed is slower, even with Angling. You want around 800 power at least.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:13:01 PM
No.724979226
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>>724979159
These are the trainers complaining about metas btw
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:13:07 PM
No.724979231
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>>724980423
Reminder She's smitten with Ruby
i don't get why people say that she is an incel, i think she is really cute and charming
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:14:23 PM
No.724979313
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Strong Doto
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:14:44 PM
No.724979340
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>>724979057
Also only one gold skill means you can get fucked by RNG even with the high wit. If Maestro decides not to proc on that first corner, it's just not gonna proc at all due to a glitch (hopefully that gets fixed in the patch lol). This is why it's good to grab Restless and Maestro for S. Maru. Insulates against debuffers as well.
Also, pay attention to dominators. If there grass wonders and rudolfs around, your front is in trouble. Dominator WILL fuck you up.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:14:54 PM
No.724979352
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>>724979292
Literally couldn't hang with central power levels and went on to smurf in regionals.
I don't fucking understand, I won 5-0 yesterday, I'm such a fucking gorilla faggot, my winrate just got flushed down the drain and I'm going to get raped even harder in Round 2, I'm gonna uninstall the game, nuke Japan again, fuck gachashit, I wish all whaleniggers get bone cancer and die in pain
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:15:44 PM
No.724979402
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>>724979292
They were just mad because they got raped by the bird in cancer.
I always thought she was a cute
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:16:14 PM
No.724979440
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>4-1 (lost to gold ship)
>4-1 (lost to gold ship)
I swear to god
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:16:29 PM
No.724979460
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>>724978560
>getting mad at a cute uma that wants to hold your hand
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:16:44 PM
No.724979482
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>>724979569
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:16:58 PM
No.724979496
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>>724979367
Kek, it happens. You also entered at prime whaling hours. Chin up, you're gonna make it
>my debuffer wins the race
This cup is a giant RNG fest
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:17:31 PM
No.724979540
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>>724979367
Calm down anon, one bad run can happen to anyone, you will make it
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:18:00 PM
No.724979569
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:18:07 PM
No.724979573
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>No fronts
>My pace chaser leads the whole race
>Can't proc SfV
>Starts getting overtaken by a pace chaser behind that could actually proc the skill
fuck this shit
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:18:17 PM
No.724979583
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>0-2 start
>both against the hag
I HATE SMARU I HATE SMARU I HATE SMARU
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:18:29 PM
No.724979594
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Not looking good!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:18:29 PM
No.724979595
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:18:37 PM
No.724979604
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>>724979920
>Lost to this Maruzensky by neck
Uma is an RNG game
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:19:14 PM
No.724979642
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>Bad mood
>Late start
>Still turbo stomp the smaru
I love oguri so much
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:19:21 PM
No.724979652
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>>>/trash/
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:20:28 PM
No.724979725
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>2 SMarus and 2 Golshis
ACK MY WEAKNESS
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:20:37 PM
No.724979738
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I think targeting demographics based on cultural signifiers like age or interest isn't really the business mindset anymore, it's targeting class or certain mental disorders. a whale is worth a hundred zoomers, what facilitates certain transactionary methods? that's more important than what might thrill your customers at large
Ive BARELY seen any nature's what the hell, last time I fall for the stamina gaslight
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:20:45 PM
No.724979747
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>>724979057
Low power. It's not like Cancer where every acceleration except Angling was garbage.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:20:54 PM
No.724979756
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Day 2 not looking so good!
Ugh...I'm sorry, I know I know but I'm just not going to queue up right now!
HAHAHAHA
Can't wait to lose against the 9th favorite!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:21:21 PM
No.724979794
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>>724979743
Dominator is where it's at this time, all seeing eyes doesn't do shit
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:21:50 PM
No.724979823
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>>724979292
I love my incel daughter.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:22:23 PM
No.724979851
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Anyone who wins against me should die
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:22:32 PM
No.724979862
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>>724979949
Yup yup!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:22:34 PM
No.724979867
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Boycott uma musume.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:22:42 PM
No.724979875
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:22:42 PM
No.724979876
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>>724978217
she's hot and she probably would be down to fuck with no strings attached so shes okay in my book
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:23:06 PM
No.724979892
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>>724979967
>>724979538
lmao, post her
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:23:11 PM
No.724979902
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>>724979743
I've seen a fair amount of them, generally 2*, I think trainers with less options just defaulted to her or reused from Taurus.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:23:17 PM
No.724979910
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>>724979779
She won- what a fucking surprise. She beat all the umas with better stat porfolios yet again!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:23:18 PM
No.724979912
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>Triple late start
>Double rushed
Holy shit what happened to my umas
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:23:31 PM
No.724979920
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>>724979604
>Also beat this
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:23:46 PM
No.724979929
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I'm getting of the whale boat, fuck this shit
I'm having more trouble with Oguris than Summer Marus for some reason.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:24:02 PM
No.724979949
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:24:19 PM
No.724979967
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:24:22 PM
No.724979972
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>>724979743
There's 3 Natures in most of my races.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:24:43 PM
No.724979996
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>>724979947
Everyone brought a ton of dominator aces so shes useless
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:25:04 PM
No.724980020
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>>724980168
I get that Guts are important now, but wtf am I supposed to neglect in favor of Guts training? Less Stamina? Power?
I barely hit the numbers I need as it is.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:25:13 PM
No.724980029
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>>724980101
RIP Guts as a dump strategy.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:25:32 PM
No.724980049
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>>724979947
Oguri was the terror of Taurus, and S. Maru is harder to build and more of a glass cannon.
Oguri gets innate Gourmand, the strongest version of Triumphant Pulse, easy career, good growths. She's just got a lot going for her. That pulse is what sets her apart from the other paces.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:26:00 PM
No.724980080
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>>724979947
You know what's crazy? Besides Summer Maru, the other devils haven't been a problem. Gold Ship? Easy. Oguri? Not a problem. Then I end up losing to some giga A+ Taiki.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:26:32 PM
No.724980101
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>>724980029
I'd like to dump in her guts if you catch my drift
YOU ARE WORTHLESS MEJIRO RYAN
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:27:46 PM
No.724980168
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>>724980020
Nothing, the stat priority is speed>stamina>power>guts>wit now, you just have to hit the minimum
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:28:27 PM
No.724980203
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>>724980273
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:28:39 PM
No.724980213
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>>724980340
>1-4, 2-3, 2-3
Guess that's it for round 1. No point going for a 4th run when I'd just end up losing carats
I'm so fucking sick of seeing Oguri in every match in every CM
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:28:44 PM
No.724980219
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>>724967092 (OP)
Excessive use of slang just dates works, but it's hardly a new thing right now. The slang just evolves like thrice as fast. It's a death sentence for relevance if you're chasing slang over a five year development when the lexicon becomes dates in two.
The positive vibes are gone, tomorrow will only get worse, it's over
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:29:38 PM
No.724980273
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>>724980203
Its okay Ryan, you gave me a 3* stamina spark, I love you
>>724980221
Get it off your chest, toreinas
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:30:12 PM
No.724980312
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>>724980350
>>724980157
>Came behind my ass wonder debuffer
RYAAAAAAAAAN
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:30:44 PM
No.724980340
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>>724980213
the rewards are absolutely worth the 10 carats you lose
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:30:51 PM
No.724980350
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:30:55 PM
No.724980354
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>>724980276
I'M A FAGGOT, MY BEST UMAS ARE STILL GARBAGE I SHOULD UNINSTALL THE GAME AND THROW MY STEAM ACCOUNT IN THE OCEAN SO I CAN NEVER RECOVER IT
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:31:03 PM
No.724980362
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>>724979779
>SMaru with no other Fronts
>insta-loss
I should have built my own Front Runner
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:31:11 PM
No.724980372
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>>724980459
>>724980221
If you're a bad toreina then stop doing your runs at these hours
THE COCKBLOCK STRATEGY
IT'S WORKING
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:31:59 PM
No.724980423
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>>724980835
>>724979231
reminder that she is a simp for everyone
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:32:02 PM
No.724980425
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>>724980221
The good vibes aren't over, but the hunting of the whales isn't a priority, the future patch is.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:32:03 PM
No.724980428
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>>724980393
Look at those near naked women, have they shame?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:32:07 PM
No.724980429
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>>724981020
hey anon, hold still!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:32:17 PM
No.724980445
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>>724980639
>>724980276
I don't know how the fuck to play this game, all I do is listen to what others say is the best cards and how many of each you should have.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:32:20 PM
No.724980446
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Never give up.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:32:22 PM
No.724980450
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>>724980393
Anon the patch isn't live yet.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:32:24 PM
No.724980453
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>Starting to see Dominators in my lobbies
>Still win
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:32:26 PM
No.724980457
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:32:27 PM
No.724980459
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>>724980548
>>724980372
I had good runs yesterday at this hour and today it's being awful
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:32:39 PM
No.724980478
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>>724967092 (OP)
because cringe aging millenial mid life crisis writers were so fucking good right
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:33:13 PM
No.724980508
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:33:46 PM
No.724980548
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>>724980459
I've gotten 5/0 runs at these hours too but everyone agrees it's too risky, not worth it unless you want a challenge
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:33:47 PM
No.724980551
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>>724980682
My pace lost to a SMaru with uncapped speed, medium A, and no speed greens. It's never been so over.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:34:22 PM
No.724980582
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>>724980958
>another Uma gets added to the game
>she is best for medium and longs
>also a pace chaser
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:34:44 PM
No.724980604
[Report]
>win 1-2 races through 4 runs last night
>say fuck it and become the metacuck Oguri user
>she goes 4-1 in the first run and would have clean sweeped it if my stupid bitch S.Maru hadn't late started WITH focus
All I wanted to do was win with my wife Taiki but Taiki can't hit this power level without sacrificing something else like Oguri can.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:34:50 PM
No.724980615
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>>724980696
>>724980550
DEMOLISHING the competition
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:35:12 PM
No.724980639
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>>724980445
>all I do is listen to what others say
Sharing of information is good, that's what most people do
HOWEVER, instead of simply asking "what's the best strategy for XYZ" you should try to best learn WHY it's the best strategy, and ask questions that will help you understand the mechanics. Because once you know WHY something is good, it's easier to come up with your own strategies.
Now that a bunch of changes are about to happen, we're entering a new world where nobody is really going to know 100% what the best strategy will be. So just keep trying, be brave, experiment, and ask questions when you get stuck or confused or if you're just curious about something.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:35:29 PM
No.724980657
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>>724980834
>15-5
>all were loses by a head or nose
Worst performance of my career in CM ever, post report cards
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:35:49 PM
No.724980681
[Report]
>>724980767
>>724980550
>Winning with non-meta picks
I am still such a garbage trainer, if Riko doesn't save me I'll just accept that I'm a relegation manager
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:35:49 PM
No.724980682
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>>724980551
>Oguri gets blocked
>Tachyon and SMaru break away from the pack by like a distance
>Tachyon is in bad mood
>Lost by neck to this
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:36:12 PM
No.724980696
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:36:23 PM
No.724980706
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>Ryan now getting blocked every run
>Only time she gets 2nd is when my Maru wins anyways
I take it back gambling fucking sucks
>Captch:washd
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:37:06 PM
No.724980756
[Report]
>>724980881
The whales are back with a vengeance
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:37:13 PM
No.724980767
[Report]
>>724980827
>>724980681
Any uma can be "meta" if you train them up right and give them strong abilities for the course.
THIS just got 1st place in my lobby
this game makes no fucking sense sometimes
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:38:18 PM
No.724980827
[Report]
>>724980767
>if you train them up right
Yup yup, I'm awful, relegation tier, send me to Sunday non-professional racing
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:38:26 PM
No.724980834
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:38:27 PM
No.724980835
[Report]
>>724980423
Her relationship with ruby is different
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:38:39 PM
No.724980846
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:38:44 PM
No.724980858
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>Late Doto with Pump Iron + Red Shift
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:38:57 PM
No.724980871
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>>724980781
Its all gambling, it was always gambling, this is my Vodka who carried me hard during Cancer and managed to eke out three wins in this one
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:39:07 PM
No.724980878
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:39:06 PM
No.724980881
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>>724980756
>Captain's log: It appears they were only trying to lull us into a false sense of security on day one. The casualties are thrice as many today, and I fear this is only the beginning
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:39:08 PM
No.724980883
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>50% win rate
Is she going to die on round 2?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:39:21 PM
No.724980893
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>>724981004
>>724980276
>I am a TRAINER Here's why and the quitting
>bad shitty FAGGOT I lost reasons I'm the game
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:40:08 PM
No.724980943
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:40:24 PM
No.724980958
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>>724981134
>>724980582
need a sprinting end closer where they spurt like that dude from the animatrix
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:40:57 PM
No.724980989
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>>724981113
Oh whales actually exist.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:41:09 PM
No.724981004
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>>724980893
It makes sense when you realize half the playerbase is ESL
>Captcha: GGAY4P
IT WAS A FUCKIN AMBUSH LADS, ALL HANDS ON DECK
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:41:28 PM
No.724981020
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>>724980429
i was friend with a girl that would do this to me regularly, fucking bitch... i miss her
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:42:21 PM
No.724981072
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>>724981125
>>724980550
Post the Kraut deck pls
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:42:31 PM
No.724981082
[Report]
>See some poor sap reusing his Oguri Neicha Goldship team from Taurus
>Crush him
I have become strong
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:42:52 PM
No.724981109
[Report]
>2-3
>2-3
>2-3
>4-1
It's not looking good, but I'm fine with it. This is good enough for B finals.
I'm not making it to B finals.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:42:59 PM
No.724981113
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>>724980989
>>724981009
WE GOT TOO COCKYYY. RETREAT! RETREAT! ALL SAILORS RETREAT AT ONC---- AAAAAAIEEEGH
https://youtu.be/9Yw5jkAHgME?si=05kkSnsGKPuB9cIu
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:43:23 PM
No.724981134
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>>724980958
Daiichi Ruby is an end sprinter.
My lovely child bride just beat this by a hair's breadth to clutch out the 5-0, say something nice about her.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:43:46 PM
No.724981160
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HOW DOES THE POWERLEVEL ALWAYS SPIKE IN DAY 2
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:44:05 PM
No.724981176
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:44:19 PM
No.724981187
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>>724981154
Fuck you for winning, I failed so you should too
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:44:19 PM
No.724981189
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>>724981154
Kill all whales.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:44:42 PM
No.724981209
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14/20 today, I'm convinced carat runs are cursed.
But I'm hanging in there. Live by the Late gamble, die by the Late gamble.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:44:54 PM
No.724981223
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>>724981125
Hell yeah, stolen
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:44:59 PM
No.724981234
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>>724981154
nice and plump catch
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:45:01 PM
No.724981238
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>>724981009
ON THE SMALL SIDE, BUT IT'S A WHALE ALRIGHT
How did this shit get harder than yesterday? It makes no sense it's still Round 1, I hate whaleniggers so fucking much
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:45:36 PM
No.724981271
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>I'll take King Commendation practice.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:45:37 PM
No.724981275
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THE MIGHTIEST MILER(medium)
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:46:23 PM
No.724981316
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>>724981560
>Do really well yesterday
>Getting raped today
NOT AGAIN! I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT
>>724981252
The weak ones died off for the most part, and everyone else is strong.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:47:26 PM
No.724981373
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>>724981154
Good job sailor, tonight we feast
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:47:50 PM
No.724981394
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>>724981332
That doesn't make any sense. The weak ones still exist out there. Are they just less enthusiastic about entering right away today after getting thrashed on day 1, so now the only eager ones are cocky bros and whales?
>>724981332
Ok so it was all an illusion, I'm still a garbage 600th-rate trainer that will get raped off Group A
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:47:59 PM
No.724981414
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>>724981542
>See an A+ Falcon
>Get ready to break out the holy water
>Oh wait, he's retarded
Never breathed a bigger sigh of relief since.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:48:00 PM
No.724981415
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>>724981454
I... I think I'll wait a couple of hours before heading into the water.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:48:43 PM
No.724981449
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>>724981252
B+ bros learned their lesson yesterday and don't want the smoke.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:48:51 PM
No.724981454
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>>724981803
>>724981415
Who or WHAT is this character? Please!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:48:53 PM
No.724981458
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>>724981407
No anon, you are first rate and WORTHY of boarding. You WILL make it
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:49:08 PM
No.724981476
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Shoot gachaniggersin the head
how do you fuck up this bad with a deck like that?
>lost against this
Why even try
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:49:51 PM
No.724981517
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>>724981407
you have to BELIEVE.
HOLD THE LINE
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:50:12 PM
No.724981542
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>>724981414
I've only seen three falcons this cup and they all raped my smaru
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:50:30 PM
No.724981558
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>>724981507
>medium A
It can bleed.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:50:35 PM
No.724981560
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>>724981316
They made NTRanonymous cry again, I hate these fucking NIGGERS so much, I hope their credit card DECLINES and they get DEPORTED
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:50:52 PM
No.724981579
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>>724981483
>air groove guts
>two speed cards
That's probably why lol. Looks like a lazy fucking whale though
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:50:55 PM
No.724981582
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>>724981507
Big lazy whale
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:50:58 PM
No.724981586
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>>724981507
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:52:04 PM
No.724981658
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I truly believe all whales deserve to be die
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:52:05 PM
No.724981659
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>>724981730
>My report card looks like shit
CAPTAIN TURN THE SHIP BACK!!!!!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:52:07 PM
No.724981662
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:52:15 PM
No.724981669
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Don't give up!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:52:20 PM
No.724981675
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>>724981507
>Concentration on end closer
>Stamina eater
>Go Home specialist (useless on this stage)
>Coast is clear (also useless)
This is just a leftover gemini Golshi lol, and not even a particularly good one.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:52:52 PM
No.724981703
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>>724981796
DO NOT DESPAIR!!!!!!! KEEP FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:53:21 PM
No.724981730
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:53:33 PM
No.724981738
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>>724981775
How's it going in the cm?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:53:43 PM
No.724981747
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>>724981483
>lvl 35 sazuka
>green lady
>air groove
It's really not that hard to see how.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:54:11 PM
No.724981775
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>>724981738
Kill yourself
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:54:42 PM
No.724981795
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>>724982252
I dumped all my carats into her banner for a glorified blocker.
I don't think she has the stamina to finish races but she is at least stopping the other fronts from getting off their A&S so my Oguri can win.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:54:43 PM
No.724981796
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>>724981703
So uh, basically..
I'm not gonna queue up
I know, ugh I know, I'm sorry!!!!
It's just that I'm not going to queue up right now is all.
HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:54:47 PM
No.724981803
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>>724981454
I'm not sure but I think it likes Vodka
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:54:56 PM
No.724981813
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HELP ME!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:55:08 PM
No.724981823
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He redeemed on kitasan banner?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:55:55 PM
No.724981870
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>>724982016
I don't wanna know how or why this happened in a 3 front lobby, I'll just forget about it like a bad dream and move on with my life
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:55:57 PM
No.724981874
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I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EASY
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:56:09 PM
No.724981889
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>>724982029
Made 20k on stonks recently.
Will whale on the next support gacha and become the whale nigga
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:56:14 PM
No.724981892
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WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:57:17 PM
No.724981956
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>good enough to board the Pequod
>not good enough to survive the voyage
Here's hoping lady luck smiles upon me in round 2.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:58:14 PM
No.724982016
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>>724982247
>>724981870
>mcqueef
>rudolf
>condor
How the fuck do you find these lobbies?
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:58:29 PM
No.724982029
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>>724981889
>He BETREAYED us
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 11:59:53 PM
No.724982119
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Dunno about you guys but im having an easy time ~
Woohoo I qualified! Went 3-2 with these girls. I don't read wikis and textwalls on how to build aces, I simply assume their contents. But I'm curious about how optimal these horses are. Anyone care to analyze?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:01:54 AM
No.724982247
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>>724982016
Honestly? I have no idea, I'd take full whale lobbies all day even if I'll lose all of them, knowing I'm losing because I'm worse, not because my Uma failed million checks including positioning and lost to a 900 900 900 skilllet
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:01:57 AM
No.724982252
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>>724981795
https://files.catbox.moe/tcnr90.mp4
If you are scared of Angling and Scheming you need to run Late/End more. They EAT front runners for breakfast.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:02:19 AM
No.724982274
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>>724982145
Good enough for class B but you'll get raped in Class A, especially that McQueen. Speed way, way too low. Your Teio looks fine though. Your Maya front has a lot of issues but class B you should be fine
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:02:32 AM
No.724982290
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>>724982335
Give me jobber lobbies, or I retire
When the FUCK do we get the free card pulls?
My deck SUCKS
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:02:46 AM
No.724982309
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>>724982145
left is good enough, middle could use a bit more speed, nimble navigator isn't really useful for fronts, right is just not fast enough
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:02:59 AM
No.724982318
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>>724982145
That Teio is quite good, the main thing she's missing is SFV as another accel skill.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:03:15 AM
No.724982335
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:03:45 AM
No.724982372
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>>724982291
You get one free 10x pull once a day starting on Nov 6. This goes on for 10 days, giving you 100 pulls total. If you have 15K carats saved up, might as well do the other 100 pulls and spark the banner and you'll flesh out your deck in the process
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:03:55 AM
No.724982385
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>>724982554
>pace
what's he know that we don't?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:04:08 AM
No.724982397
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>>724982291
We get free 10 pull a day with the 6th Nov update
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:04:11 AM
No.724982404
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>>724982559
GIVE ME FREEDOM
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME B+ TRAINERS
OR I RETIRE
A new challenger has joined /v/mapyoi!
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:04:27 AM
No.724982420
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>>724982145
>Teio
Missing an acceleration skill, doesn't need three heals, but is mostly fine and can compete pretty well
>Mayano
On the slow side, lacking in acceleration.
>McQueen
Pretty bad overall.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:05:09 AM
No.724982475
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Enjoy it while it lasts because you're not gonna be seeing too many B+ers in A class
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:05:26 AM
No.724982493
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>>724982614
>>724982417
CunnyInc bros how come /v/mapyoi gets to have their own schizo while we have nothing?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:06:00 AM
No.724982530
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>>724982621
>>724982417
what did /v/mapyoi do to you? did you get kicked or something?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:06:09 AM
No.724982540
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>>724982492
I love my wife.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:06:10 AM
No.724982542
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>>724982417
LEAVE /v/mapyoi ALONE!!
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:06:20 AM
No.724982554
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>>724982385
probably didn't had any other recoveries besides swinging/gourmand
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:06:25 AM
No.724982559
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>>724982404
Strongest hot uma glue trainer
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:07:11 AM
No.724982614
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>>724982530
How does this affect you or /v/mapyoi?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:07:24 AM
No.724982627
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>>724982492
Thank you for sharing her massive tits stuffed in a tight shirt, unironically took some pain away
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:07:45 AM
No.724982643
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>>724982682
Another potential whale simply reusing gemini ace. Very sad.
>>724982492
Her voice is so fucking annoying
Every single day I do my daily races
>HAAAIIIIIII TAIKI SHUTTURU DEEEESSSS
>YESSS IIIII'M WINNNAAAHHHH
x3
shut UP
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:08:28 AM
No.724982682
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>>724983318
>>724982643
Whales are often whales because they want shortcuts and don't want to put in the work to train up strong umas.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:08:39 AM
No.724982685
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>>724982808
>>724982417
This person is in /v/mapyoi....I just know it but i can't prove it yet
>>724982621
he posts it every thread. i'm genuinely curious
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:08:45 AM
No.724982695
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>>724982669
>Noooooo...................
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:09:29 AM
No.724982732
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>>724982669
/v/mapyoicel alert! /v/mapyoicel alert!
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:10:17 AM
No.724982780
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How mad would you be if you lost to a B+ rate uma?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:10:20 AM
No.724982782
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>>724982808
>>724982690
No, I don't. I post it every reset!
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:11:17 AM
No.724982841
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>>724982935
>>724982669
you are a FAGGOT
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:11:54 AM
No.724982875
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>>724982992
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:12:11 AM
No.724982894
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>>724982808
oy neigh is behind everything, actually
>>724982808
Remember when /v/ma apologized for being a bunch of retards and starting club dramas? Then, (((someone))) made this meme for the next thread
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:12:32 AM
No.724982915
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>>724977791
>>724978035
Oh I guess I missed a few threads, that's insane actually
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:12:43 AM
No.724982928
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>>724983554
You now realize Grass Wonder has a non-zero chance to retain her crown as queen of /v/
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:12:46 AM
No.724982935
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>>724982841
I need her, she's so positive, she'd light up my darkest nights when I think I'm a worthless trainer, and I wouldn't care if she overfed me
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:13:23 AM
No.724982972
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>>724982912
kek i remember that, it was pretty embarrassing
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:13:37 AM
No.724982990
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>>724982669
You're fucking GAY.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:13:39 AM
No.724982992
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>>724982875
is mayonegg top cun wearing anything under that?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:14:29 AM
No.724983053
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>Natures got me locked in 6th position so Pump triggered without issues
>Win
He fell for the stamina meme. Again.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:15:01 AM
No.724983092
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>>724982912
Yeah it was pretty kino how /v/ma made some retards seethe just by existing lmao
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:15:34 AM
No.724983121
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>>724983441
>>724982912
Thank goodness those days are behind us and we now know the true shit-stirrers
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:16:27 AM
No.724983174
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>>724983390
I'm in A league and you are not
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:16:30 AM
No.724983176
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THAARR SHE BLOWS
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:18:33 AM
No.724983318
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>>724982682
This. In this game you gotta put in the work. Not like other games where you can auto everything and get good results. Even auto-career is gonna be suboptimal when we get it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:19:13 AM
No.724983349
[Report]
Last night feels a dream now. The decks were bright with laughter, the lanterns swinging like little suns above our heads. The Captain himself drank with us, his voice booming over the crash of the waves. We sang, we roared, we told each other the beasts were driven back into the abyss, we’d shown them trainer’s dominion once again. The Pequod was a living thing then, full of mirth and song and foolish hope. Even the greenhands believed the dark days were behind us.
Word had come from King John Cygames he called it the Unity Cup, a promise of better lives and golden years for the one with the guts to take it. We drank to it, though none of us truly knew what it meant. The rum burned like sunlight in our throats, and for a night we let ourselves believe in wonderful things.
But dawn brought slaughter. The sea turned against us as if in revenge for our joy. The beasts came again, not from below but from all around, thrashing the waters into madness. I saw men torn apart, swallowed whole, their cries lost beneath the shriek of the wind. The Captain still shouted orders, but his voice broke like a wave on the rocks, the deck lies slick with blood and salt, the laughter gone, the pequod limping through a field of wreckage. The abyss took its due, and more besides. I cannot say how many of us remain, only that the sea remembers every man she claims....
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:19:57 AM
No.724983390
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>>724983174
>gold ship wearing girls gymwear
No.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:20:12 AM
No.724983409
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So uhh...are my 1* guts sparks good now?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:20:50 AM
No.724983441
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>>724983532
>>724983121
h-how did you figure it out so early
step 3 was supposed to be a secret
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:22:15 AM
No.724983532
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>>724983808
>>724983441
>the use of psychological warfare against rival clubs
Or was this just a gaslight by the Umainstream Umadia?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:22:25 AM
No.724983545
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>>724983632
Is anyone else matching with B+ umas? I think there's actually a split between jobbers and first rate trainers in graded
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:22:31 AM
No.724983554
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>>724982928
She deserves it honestly, her reign was ACTUALLY notable
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:22:37 AM
No.724983562
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I wish this game had unreal guy so he could yell "DOMINATING" when this happens.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:23:41 AM
No.724983632
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>>724983545
I only saw A-S umas
And this was just a warm-up. Hope you're ready for tomorrow, the weak won't make it back to land.
What is the answer to the front menace?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:24:53 AM
No.724983710
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>>724983634
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:25:44 AM
No.724983775
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>>724982669
Her voice is kind of nassaly and I don't care for it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:26:08 AM
No.724983808
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>>724983532
It's a body double in tell ya!!!! A BODY DOUBLE!!!! look at i!!!! Does that look like great danchou to you? HE'S ALIVE
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:26:33 AM
No.724983828
[Report]
>1-4
>5-0
>5-0
>5-0
Wew, what a ride. 2 of the losses were highway robberies, glad my girls recovered.
Seems like some of you need some luck after today.
With this 7 we will all survive round 2 and make it to group A finals!
0 and we are all doomed.
>>724983634
I already got off the ship and I'm never coming back, I'm not built for this
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:26:55 AM
No.724983854
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>>724967092 (OP)
Slangs are putrid and ephemeral.
Their existence can never resist the flow of time.
Everything made out of it will decay and die alongside it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:27:30 AM
No.724983894
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:27:47 AM
No.724983915
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>>724983836
>off by one again award
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:28:36 AM
No.724983975
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>>724984108
>>724983836
7 and your balls explode in the dirtiest firework ever
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:28:45 AM
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>>724983736
Nature doesn't do anything to fronts
>>724983690
Dominator is the answer
>>724983836
I hope we get a CM where Fuku is meta some time soon, then I can build my entire team around never letting a Fuku win.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:29:45 AM
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:29:50 AM
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>>724983848
I've been there lad, go to the good doctors at Horse MD and rest your wounds, you did good.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:29:57 AM
No.724984054
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>>724984027
7 confirms it :)
>>724984027
Speaking of which, is full armor Fuku any good?
>>724983836
>>724983975
Uh oh not looking good for Fukutards
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:31:00 AM
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>>724984065
Anyone can be good in this new meta
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:31:04 AM
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>>724984261
>>724984027
>meta
faggot shit, real trainers win with whatever uma they want to but fukufags are all fifth-rate trainers
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:31:05 AM
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>>724983848
JOBpera bros...
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:31:46 AM
No.724984171
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>>724983848
t. average /v/mapyoi member
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:31:53 AM
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>>724982669
found the commie
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:31:59 AM
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:32:03 AM
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>>724984108
>B
That poor toreina is trying his best.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:32:06 AM
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>>724984358
>>724984027
>he's not rolling for FULL ARMOR fuku
ngmi n bricked
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:32:37 AM
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>>724984065
Nobody fucking knows, that's what's so funny about the balance changes coming so early. All the previous knowledge of what umas / cards would be meta basically got wiped.
>>724984125
I just want to kill some Fukus as revenge for all the curses they spread here, and if she's meta there'll be more of them.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:33:23 AM
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>>724984414
>>724984108
Lmao, should have taken the Daiwafag's counsel
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:34:05 AM
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>>724984261
Are they really Fukutards if they jumped the meta ship just because she's good?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:34:22 AM
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>>724984196
>Full Armor
>not wearing any armor
?????
I wish everyone had a bit more luck with the matchups... mood down for the whole thread
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:34:45 AM
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>>724983736
Evil Neicha...
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:34:51 AM
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>>724984065
She'll be top tier
Not gonna waste time trying to explain why
umatubers will be shilling her soon
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:35:05 AM
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>>724984285
Oh yeah there's Daiwa right at the bottom of the pic lmao
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:35:25 AM
No.724984440
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open league = regionals
graded league = nationals
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:35:34 AM
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>>724984261
Hehehe just wait until I win the /v/ictory stakes, you WILL pray to shiraoki-sama
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:35:51 AM
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Summer maru is carrying, but my fave Ope won a race, so all is well
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:36:38 AM
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:36:41 AM
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Is this a whale deck? I feel like this guy could have gotten much better stats...
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:36:51 AM
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>>724984368
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger, let the sailors rest and lick their wounds for today we slaughter them all
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:37:12 AM
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>>724983690
Dominator and LateGODS
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:37:40 AM
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last post for teio!