Thread 725378390

Last test ride of the weekend is ongoing. Get in your races while you still can!

STARGAWDS RISE UP

Where my bj

I want to hug the Isabelle poster

I want to know about the character specials and unique passive traits. Wiki isn't updated yet. What do?

Why did they name Rick's game after Kirby?

>>725378542
Get on the couch, anon!

>>725378761
More like PRICK

Paddock code?

>>725378685
Just have fun :)

>tied for first in kirby melee with 69
Nice

>>725378761
tell me about the hamster
why does everyone play it

>>725378883
4T806N
pass is 1337 i think

Full lobby! /v/addock ID: L3DDBK
>>725378592

>>725378991
best star spread for both hub collecting section and most stadiums
special that makes him invincible is really good for killing people

/v/addock
>4T806N
>Pass:1337
Could use a few more players

>>725379065
get hugged idiot

Join 4c05vx pretty plz

>>725378991
he reminds me of Hamtaro

>Kawasaki and Rick getting a blowjob fro msusie as everyone is waiting
hot

>played two city trials with randoms before work as meta knight
>first stsrted as jet but shifted to paper, easily aced long glide
>second was rex start to finish and dusted them on oval
Love this game. So fuckin good

What does meta knight even do other than flying stadiums?

Dark Doo is my new main.

>>725379529
Is this Balan?

So has this test ride been enough for you to pick the game up at launch?

>>725379529
he's ok at combat stadiums surely

>>725379668
This game has given me a new appreciation for waddle doo and starman

>>725379741
yes

Ripple Star's Queen!!!

I don't play Rick because he's meta, I play him because he is cute

>>725378991
Your options for the demo are a cute hamster or various weird blob and orb monsters. The choice is obvious for anyone who doesn't care about Kirby. The full game will be different for me at least since Lololo and Lalala are weird orb monsters I have nostalgia for that makes them better than the others.

>have to eat and get ready for work
>"just one more game"
I don't want the test to end. Fuuuck

>3
>2
>1
>wait a sec!
lol

>>725379475
As soon as the matched ended, me and kawasaki went to the couch kek

>>725379859
But Susie is right there!

I recognize some of you faggots

what is it with susie giving bj?

>>725378761
and they are all on chariots

>>725379884
This right here. Such fucking bullshit.

Seems like /v/ loves the game but Reddit hates it. Who do I trust as someone without a Switch 2?

Man this game looks crystal clear on my 75 inch TV. I wonder what resolution it's running at. I think the race tracks have to be at least 1440p, probably 1600p or higher. A nice breath of fresh air after fucking 1080p donkey kong and pokemon and 900p hyrule warriors.

>>725379859
Good taste.

>>725379986
Who are you recognizing? from where?

i slowly am seeing more people get their "i get it" moment
>>725380045
/v/ is probably better for proper g

Someone post a pic of that susie blowjob thing I'm not in the lobby

>>725379976
Ok, also robo waifu and penguin, but they still can't compete with how cute the hamster is.

I want to let everyone know that the dub turned him into an Australian shitposter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rnae0dj3zM&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D

>>725380098
Feel like Sakurai would push for 4K, even if it's DLSS.

There are far less Bandana Dee players than I would have thought. What happened?

>>725380045
Reddit blindly loves everything Nintendo related, if they're upset with it somehkw that's not a good sign.

>>725379986
Who?

>>725380245
Might just be me but his special sucks

>>725380169
ame impressions

>>725380098
This looks like it could have ran at 1080p on switch 1 so they probably just upped the rez and called it a day

>>725379986
say it bitch

>>725380232
I will be surprised if it's DLSS just because Nintendo seems to not really know how to use it yet, none of their other games have it. But the switch 2 is like 6x stronger than the switch 1 even without DLSS so 1600p 60 is doable with good optimization (fuck you gamefreak).

>>725380045
Reddit loves it tho

>>725380245
all people who wanted Bandana Dee for smash were doing so under the impression of "okay this is probably the best we can get out of sakurai for modern kirby content", but if you bring in the actual Kumazaki Stars like Magolor, Susie, and Elfilin, nobody gives a damn about Dee.

>>725380260
>Reddit blindly loves everything Nintendo related
Snoy seething is so easy to spot, it's the exact opposite.

>>725380347
>This looks like it could have ran at 1080p on switch 1 so they probably just upped the rez and called it a day
Disagree, the lighting and water is far ahead of any switch 1 game. I made this comparison of a waterfall last night so I'll just repost it again.

>>725380260
leave that shit outta this thread, thanks

Susie blowjob right Nyow!

>>725380434
Yeah, that makes sense. I’m only playing him because when I was trying out all the characters I liked how he controlled the most.

>>725380587
WHERE

>>725380437
>>725380495
samefag, not everyone who disagrees is a snoy, i'm literally playing it right now and my character spawned under the earth in a t-pose, this shit needs to be fixed before full release.

Lobby doko

>Playing as Magalor with randoms
>Get an event where a bunch of boxes rain down in one spot
>Lots of players converge on that spot
>Activate my special and drive around in circles
>Blow up four or five people
Get fucked, losers.

>>725380291
>>725380353
You

>Meta Knight -> edgelords
>Rick -> meta fags
>Susie -> agp
>Starman -> memelords
>Kirby -> Kirby fans
>Gooey -> quirky
>Kawasaki -> chungus
>Cappy -> no cap retards

>>725380310
It gives him height so you can use it to get to higher places in city trial, its only ok for offense.

>>725380587
No mouth, but perhaps a rimjob for Susie instead?

>>725380631
snoyseethe

>>725379741
I played two races, realized I really wasn't having any fun and that Sakurai feature bloated the game, and quit. I'll probably pass on it.

>wagon star all game
>end up with 12 charges
why

>>725380709
a lot of femoids are picking the galacta alt Meta Knight on twitch

What causes panic spinning? Is it random?

>>725380631
>WHEN THE BETA IS.... INCOMPLETE?

How exactly does the special meter work. What causes it to charge the fastest and why do you lose charge if you don't use it

>>725380932
blue spiral item

>>725380347
>This looks like it could have ran at 1080p on switch 1
Jesus christ the switch1 still exists you can't just invent nonsense like that to trash a game you never played. What the fuck you fucking mongoloid.

>>725380867
> realized I really wasn't having any fun and that Sakurai feature bloated the game
The fuck does that even mean

>>725378390 (OP)
There’s something about Rick being the meta that hits all the right notes for being obnoxious

Kill Rickers. Behead Rickers.

>tied with Willow for 1st
Good work bro
I feel like you deserved it more though, your star was faster, and I had to go for the remaining 100 panels

>>725381031
We liek hampster :3

>>725381116
Based hampsterchad.

>Take Wing Star because I loved flying in Air Ride
>Flying is gutted and feels like shit and I'm forced to immediately land
Why

FUCK RICK

>>725380396
The consensus I’ve seen on r/NintendoSwitch2 has been pretty negative

WHERE CAN I GET A SUSIE BLOWJOB

>Downloaded the demo with a wired connection
>After playing once my dock wont detect my ethernet cable anymore
I'm so mad bros. My friend had the same thing happen to his dock too.

>item bounce is literally exactly the same
Wtf I wanted to hear a cool arrangement

>>725381030
it’s just a seething smash yard

>>725381302
>he hasn't heard ominous item bounce from the "all items ars the same" event

I'm really enjoying playing as my nigga Waddle Doo now.

>>725381267
>ID: 4T806N
>Pass: 1337
get on the couch

>>725381350
That's also from the original

>>725381031
>>725381060
I hope this sticks because I like being a target

Is anyone else stuck on the loading screen for target flight or did my game just shit itself?

>>725381349
Wrong, I hate Smash too. It's a fighting game despite Sakurai's objections, and I can't stand fighting games either. The last Smash I really played was Brawl, I played only a little of 4 before realizing the franchise had no appeal to me anymore, and didn't buy Ultimate.

>double susie blowjob
ooooooo

>>725381556
me too.

>>725381389
speed up the webm by 300% and make it loop 3 times

>>725381560
Ok, go play hello kitty adventure then

>>725381556
someone dced. restart the game/switch

>>725381560
ok so you’re just a seething autistic retard

I had pre-ordered, but cancelled after the playtest. I feel a little bad about it, especially since I had been hyped for the game, but for me, the game is just too fast.

It is well-made and I think a lot of people will love it. Maybe it's an age thing (older gamer here), but I felt overwhelmed by the combination of extremely fast gameplay and visual effects. I was surprised by it, because I don't struggle with something like Fast Fusion or 200cc in MK8, but here I lacked the mental bandwidth to keep up!

I'm glad they did this playtest. It changed my purchase decision, but left me a happier customer.

stadiums aren't very interesting. it's odd they're the capstone when the main hub antics are way more fun.

>>725381608
No, Sanrio holds no appeal to me either.

>>725381660
Why even make this post? You said nothing of substance at all.

>>725381718
also I’m trans btw

>>725378991
metafagging

Who has the worst special?
I've been routinely disappointed with Knuckle Joe's. It's like Kirby's sword but half of the screen coverage.

>>725381660
Dude dont argue with the special needs in a lobby thread, cmon just let him have his last say and ignore

>>725381594
>>725381658
Ended up loading. Except now everyone’s in another city trial

>>725378991
When he runs it reminds me of my ancestors running from slavery

>>725381718
>but left me a happier customer.

What npc ass talk is this

>>725381735
uh-oh autism melty

>>725381718
that's fair
they probably should've put item freauency/cruise speed toggles in the demo rather than restrict it so much.

>Enter no susie bj
You guys lied

>>725381727
I hope people post lobbies with specific random stadium themes, so when you do city trial you build towards that one specific goal. I feel like that would make it a better capstone

>>725381550
>>725381567
SCREENSHOT PLEASE

>>725381895
Yea so many weird decisions for this demo

>>725382064
feels more like a stress test, especially with the cs account being so active.

>>725381835
>>725381881
You're doing a terrible job of selling your game, you know.

>>725382064
Not sure why they didn't let the race mode be online, even if just locked to friends/paddock

is there no way to pick individual visual effect options? i just wanted to disable screen shake i don't want these fuckass red lines and kirby reticle in the center of my screen.

>>725381284
When I would plug my ethernet cable into my switch 1 after being on wifi it wouldn't read my wired connection often, I'd have to put it in sleep or restart the console.

>Rick and Kawasaki now get their own Susie
Lucky bastards

>>725382327
not in the demo

Hi Alice wanna voice chat?

Alt colour Kawasaki from the back looks like he's wearing BDSM gear

>>725382413
that's a man

>nuka joe
>activate special
>become faster than other riders
>zoom past them without being able to pummel them
Dog shit.

>>725382515
even better

>>725380960
it comes out in less than 2 weeks

>>725381920
Theres 2 in this lobby! Holy shit

>>725381031
Honestly i'm kinda glad it was him, if it were Waddle Doo the memes would be insufferable

i feel like you can't play at all sometimes cause of the online. can't hit anyone and you just get hit from nowhere

Doesn't rick have the worst ability (non-ulti) it's literally just walking faster.

A little late to send it, but Jesus fuck I did good on the Oval Circuit

>>725382395
Perks of being a Rigga

>suck cock in the lobby
>suck cock at racing
Had fun playing but I gotta go to work. See you guys next test

>paperplane fags scared to touch the ground for one second
lmao

>>725382781
People have jobs on here? lmao

>1v1 stadium
>Other guy loses badly
Feels kind of hollow

Tell me about these new chariot/tank/transform stars. Are they good? What do they excel and suck at?

>>725382810
yeah, this Susie lady i know has a rimjob.

>>725382705
helps to stand still in my case

>>725383004
That should have been me

>>725383013
Its not just a passive shield?

>>725383004
Fucking kekkled

>>725383004
Always knew Waddle Doo was a cuck

>>725383004
>no metal knight
kinda surprised desu

>>725383004
RICKED

How long do Copy Abilities last? Is there any indication on when they'll expire?

Kill every single Rick you see

>>725383004
>that black waddle doo and the other excitingly jumping around
kek

>>725383004
Who’s getting the better head?

>>725382921
transform isn't in, battle chariot is broken, tank is broken. tank and chariot cant fly at all but they can boost while moving go crazy fast have good turning and offense and super heavy weight. tank can also change directions instantly like swerve star

>>725383004
Holy shit...

>>725383268
Might depend on the ability but plasma is around two full charges.

>>725383004
>The waddle doo cuck watching

>>725383004
>ID: 4T806N
>Pass: 1337
All happening here btw

>>725383469
cringe

>>725383013
>tfw Cappyfags are massive apologists on tier with BORBfags
lol!

>>725383670
wouldn't have it any other way

>>725383004
This bloody game, made me laugh back 20 years back and now I'm still having fun with it. Good rides, and good blows lads take care and have fun. Hope to see you all on the next weeks demo and on the 20th.

>>725383013
Keep coping Cappyfags.

>>725380434
Probably this, I'm totally gonna play Magolor and Susie all day over Bandana Dee

What is everyone's favorite star so far?
I take the scooter early game, then mid late game I'm either on the turbo star or rex wheelie. Can't wait to see how the formula star plays on the full game.

It’s weird, win or lose I still have fun and enjoy myself

>>725383004
>Great job!

>>725384180
Right now you gain nothing from winning, so it's like "whatever" if you win.

>>725384128
scooter/jet early game
wing/jet/paper/shadow late game

>>725384202
>I'm happy

>historically bad city trial mode
>nearly no stats
>pick drag race
>deliberately wait until 1:29 to finish the race, wasting the other players' time

can someone catbox some high quality susie porn

Holy fuck I'm shitting myself

>>725384334
they can leave as soon as they're done, they don't have to wait for you

>>725384334
Anon people can leave as soon as they finish.

So is every gsme just going to have a lighthearted adventurous Mario Odyssey style song with lyrics? Jump up Superstar was cool but this theme feels more... cheesy. The hook seems to have some lyrics that sound like a mouthful, probably a translation thing, but I am so not feeling it.

>>725383763
>>725383880

>still not getting his true ability

it's okay

>>725378390 (OP)
Hi guys im about to play with some friends. How does playing with friends work. Is it like that shitty mario kart system where one person queues and you have to spam refresh and scramble to join them before the lobby fills up? Paddocks seem to only be friends+cpu, not friends+randos

>>725384427
they dont know and they never will. the secret of the shroom....

>>725384398
>>725384409
lol well damn
city trial kinda snowballs and if you fall behind far enough there's really no way to catch back up or pull off a surprise victory
I wish it was a little bit easier to lock onto enemy riders, 80% of the time I spin into them and then they vanish off screen and I never see them again

>>725384469
make lobey

>>725384505
well said brother

>>725384128
Right now I've been enjoying the battle chariot, but I'm sad swerve star isn't in the demo, that was my main back on gamecube

>hop on wing star
>immediately get lovetapped and die

>every finishes
>i'm 20 seconds behind
Okay.

>>725384427
>sucking the shroom so hard you're coping about being a retarded fag
it's okay, we're all totally laughing with (You), not AT (You)
;^)

Is the test still up?

>>725385002
You got two hours to get blown by susie

>>725385002
2 hours left

>not running bulky pape
20 whole def and 186 hp, crazy shit man

I love this games roster. Every character being some little goofy fuck is great.

How do you kill anyone in Big Battle. Every single round either nobody dies and the winner has 2 kills, or one guy has 12 kills and nobody else can play.

>>725383004
well now I have to main Susie

>>725385102
how do you even gather that many stat boosts
my average city trial ends with me at anywhere between 45 and 60 gains

>>725385141
You can tell it’s a Sakurai game because rather than picking all the expected characters he throws in weird wildcards like the shroom and starman

Are legendary machines in the test?

watching a Starman fag. Does the same schtick
>gets a few upgrades
>starts only getting high upgrades like rings and top of buildings
>abuses ability to reach sky island
>continue previous step
>maybe gets in the volcano
>abuses ability to reach remote sky island
wins plenty matches because few retards pick flight stadiums

>>725385102
old Wagon had like 250 base hp

>>725383004
I will never be able to see Waddle Doo again and not think of this.

>>725385225
the UFO is

>>725385230
*
I guess the old stats don't apply anymore

>ID: 4T806N
>Pass: 1337
A few spots

>>725385225
No, neither is the swerve star

>>725385413
*note: these stats are extrapolated from the stat gauges on the air riders website by reddit, and should not be taken as fact

>>725385230
>watching a literally who play games
fags watching fags, no surprise there
>>725385413
still not too sure on the validity of that or if there might be last-minute tweaks prior to launch
or what specifically the numbers mean within the engine's number-cruncher

>>725385183
>magnets
>kills
>secret island
>crystal cave
>paper star

How long until we get a Susie anon story similar to pic related in one of these threads?

>>725385230
I watch him now, he barely gets any powerups thajt way

>>725385413
>stats the equivalent of guesswork rather than code-diving
lmao!
I'll wait until some gigaautist actually figures out the proper details

>>725385608
you mean how long before anon lies on the internet so they can get LE EBIN SCREENCAP?
shouldn't take too long
I'll do a pornfic with Daroach banging Magolor in the lobby while Kirby and Dedede watch from around the corner if not

How do i get a susie blowjob bros??

Rick is cheating

>>725385212
Starman and Cappy are pretty great picks, especially Starman. He just oozes charm.

>>725385716
Do it now.

Threads are already ruined before the game is officially out

>>725385892
thanks to you showing up, yeah >:^(

L3DDBK
15/16

Captastic.

>>725385718
Get on the couch :)

>>725385892
All everyone will want from this game is a Susie blowjob so that they can lose their virtual virginity. It’s definitely a selling point if you consider you’ll be able to get your cock blown every day.

is city trial going to be permanently this one fixed map?

>>725386113
Maybe

>>725386113
Yep. Don't expect any content updates either. Sakurai made it clear the game is complete as it launches.

boosting stats seem to be pretty worthless
Though I hope Rocket Star becomes absolutely silly again, don't see it to be very useful in stadium.

>>725385621
it's probably a bar on the website and the number represents the pixels or something to show how well a vehicle performs. Depends if the website guy has accurate data or just roughly visualized it.

It would be easy to figure the 'exact' stats if someone would just ended city trail without picking up upgrades or autistically checked various pre-stadium stats and figure what the upgrade increase is.

>>725386113
Probably.

There is a chance that the original map will be unlockable for offline/local play as an achievement bonus or something - that's the sort of thing Sakurai would do.

There are still characters and machines we don't know about so there's a good chance that there's a bunch of hidden stuff that wasn't featured in the directs.

>>725385856
no, too busy eRPing as Daroach with Spinni(male)

>>725386113
the answer is likely yes. 90% likelihood there is only one map in the final game imo.

>>725380458
>gigantic open world vs singular track
Come on, man. No comparison to Odyssey's various waterfalls or something in Mario Kart?

This is not a $70 game

>>725386523
You're right, it's a $100 game they're graciously selling for less.

>>725386523
ur right, its $10(per year) demo

Taking a break, hoping I'll get to catch the last few games. Sad I was more successful in the lobby than in the actual game

>>725383004
I came

is it still open?

From what I remember, Rex wheelie had a greater speed boost when you destroyed enemies in the original air ride. Is that still true in Air Riders?

>>725386375
possible but unlikely. Look at the current map. It's not so much different than the old one layout wise.
Then the old one is even smaller though, would be a pain with 16 players

>>725386506
if devs (esp. japanese) weren't incapable to make proper engines for open world maps, it wouldn't matter that much. Everything more than 200m away is just a tiny lod

>>725386523
nobody is ready to hear that this game at 70 is a bigger scam than mario kart at 80 and it really should have been a 40 dollar download title for city trial

>>725386523
Kirby Air Ride was a 50$ game, had the base smaller City Trial map and base Air Ride courses. What would justify the modern 70$ tag?

>>725386523
ITS A MILLION DOLLA GAME

sex with all wheelie bikes

>flying machine shows up
>stuck in chariot with no flight upgrades anyway

>>725383004
>>725386858
its going to get patched out, I just know it.

>>725380045
Reddit also said the switch 2 would flop, but it was mostly r/gaming and r/Nintendo switch.

>>725387073
I still can't believe this made it past QA

>>725382750
Late reply but I thought I was going to win that. Guess not. Somehow I was still 10 seconds ahead of everyone else lol

Ban riggers

>>725386858
>french
>gay

>>725387073
I feel like Sakurai knew and just wanted to see the reactions before he'd inevitably have to patch it out.

>>725386982
Air ride was not a $50 game, the difference is nintendo used to have proper sales on their games

>>725386920
elaborate. compare both games right now.

>>725378991
he cute

>>725387241
its original mrsp was 50, tard.

>>725387241
They only had super aggressive sales on the GC because it failed.

>>725387241
I remember the Players Choice bringing the game down to 20 but it started at 50 along with Mario Kart Double Dash, Luigi's Mansion, FZero GX, Mario Sunshine, and the other Nintendo 1st party titles. Now we are discussing a new 1st party launch title releasing now.
Try major retailers like Walmart during Black Friday, I got many 1/2/3 year old Switch games for 20-40$

Keep the lobbies alive, the king must feast.

>>725387413
>>725387530
the point isn't that the games aren't literally $50/70 autists, it's that they aren't worth it at that price

>>725387507
no, even the wii had good deals

this game looks more fun than MKW

I would pay $80 plus DLC

>2 pillars and Kracko
LETS GO

>>725385413
Just from playing the demo I know this can’t be right, bike is not slower than warp and shadow/paper aren’t that much slower than wing

>>725383004
Damn so Susie players are all healers?

>>725387646
Says who?

>>725387646
Then that begs the question, what game today is worth a launch prince of 60/70$ what gamecube game was worth 50$ at launch? If Kirby Air Ride wasn't, I doubt you'd think Double Dash, Luigi's Mansion or other GCB games were.

>>725387882
me

>>725387913
I say it’s wroth $200

>>725385937
join here

>>725387894
plenty of them. wind waker/SSBM/F-zero GX/RE0/RE4 and DKB come to mind. You are right that luigi's mansion is anemic though I would rather spend $50 on double dash over air ride

>perfectly fine lobbies
>someone joins
>lag

Who's got the shitty connection?

the true answer is that games in general should not be over 50. but gamers conceded anyways and here we are.

What's the current lobby? Especially one with susie blowjobs?

>>725387095
It did flop though, no one is talking about it compared to PS5 at launch.

>>725388479
Well if the console flopped the game wouldn't get sold much even if its great

>>725381718
Did you try the accessibility settings? I found that turning them on made the game easier to process visually, though it made it a bit less interesting to look at.

>>725388434
the true answer is games being 50 for so long was an economic fucking miracle and we are now literally paying the price.

Since we don’t have online yet for regular races I can’t confirm anything but aren’t specials a little unbalanced in that mode? The specials that make you go faster instead of being focused on dealing damage will likely be far better.

>>725388441
>>725385937
but I think that the susie left

>all boxes contain the same item
BUT WHERE ARE THE BOXES MANSLEY?

>>725388927
No she's sucking off a Dedede as we speak

I wish we can remove CPU players, it's not fun ending up in an envent with just them

>starman flies the furtherest
okay

>>725388924
I wonder if Kirby's Sword special or Kawasaki's curry won't be any use if a player is far far away.

>>725389207
I have never seen a box when this happens

who /joe/ here?

Found any cool shortcuts/hidden areas? I really like the sewer slide

>>725388924
don't you get faster whenever you hit someone? does that also apply to abilities?

>>725386523
I got a pre order for 55

>>725389478
Amazon?
Also, never preorder games.

>>725380709
meta knight is a spic so i pick him

>>725389386
i forget he's even a character, how did he fall off so far? mascot ally in Super Star, reoccurring rival in the anime, assist trophy in smash, but nobody talks about him.

>>725389225
It's the one from the gif >>725383004 too

haptics/hd rumble in this game is ridiculously aggressive
holding forward makes some crazy ass sounds

>that one song thats just item bounce but menacing
what did they mean by this?

>>725390140
>it's just 10 second loop

>>725388434
Compared to other forms of entertainment i get the impression gaming is relatively cheap compared to how much hours you can get out of them.
For example going to a movie is like 20$ for 2 hours and most games are longer than 7 hours.

He's in

>>725389929
It's like going over the speedbump lane dividers when you're driving but worse

>>725390283
Sliggoo

>>725389914
Yeah couldn't take a long break after all kek, susie bj are bak in

>>725390140
which one is that?

>>725380245
Goomba but also Hat Goomba is on the roster

Any lobbies with an open spot?

>>725378991
Hamster is cute

>everyone is tiny
>music plays
>get better interest rate on my loans
wtf

>>725386213
>Sakurai made it clear the game is complete as it launches.
>tfw been so poisoned by live service games the thought of there being nothing in the future made me think it's doa
the future is bleak.

>>725390421
same item boxes

>>725389853
He just looks weird man.

>>725390140
That was in the first game too brother

>>725390331
it goes bloop sometimes and that makes me think of speedbuggy from the hannah barberra cartoons

good way to emphasize "dont hold forward to move"

which of you fat fucks ate everything on the top platform?

>>725390598
>Sakurai made it clear the game is complete as it launches.
He also loved going back on his promises with Smash's DLC, so I wouldn't hold him to it too strongly. Especially if the game actually does well.

>>725383469
What’s the Pass nigga this one isn’t working

I only won City Trial once but it was against 8 other people so it was a good win.

>>725390719
when did he do that

Has anyone genuinely had more fun with normal races than City Trial? It’s fun and all but the air ride just feels really satisfying.

The crystal cave is too OP to go for at start

>>725390887
ive seen a good amount of people think that

>>725390721
>>725385937

>>725390968
It's the star tower of this game, surprised more people don't make a beeline there.

>>725391152
Fuck it’s full

god damn this game is a power trip

>break a pillar
>get the rewards that drop from it in the chaos
>and then get a magnet and my special

>>725391302
It's not right now

>>725391324
This combined with the psuedo-achievement stuff is absolutely gonna tickle my autism in a good way

>>725391406
Thanks anon

I’ll occasionally get a giga faggot that chases me around the entire City Trial map trying to kill me. Who the fuck does that? It makes me want to choke you through the screen.

>>725383004
>Susie trannies

What’s everyone’s approach to City Trial so far? Avoid people and just get power ups or kill as many as you can?

this game is fucking godlike holy shit

>>725391519
If you can't get away or have low HP you're basically a walking bag of items.

>>725391519
Bend over

>>725391519
You're lucky I can barely control my machine

>>725390719
My guess is half the reason he said no updates is because he’ll likely be moved to another project (likely smash 6), so even if he wanted to do more he’d be too preoccupied to do so
Best case is a B team gets put in charge for post-launch if demand is proven, but even then I can’t imagine anything big. Maybe a few extra characters/rides at most

Join the Frylock
4T806N
1337

>>725391519
>accidentally get a zoomzoom powerup AND a beam and harpoon through a Dedede
>he tunnels me for the rest of the match

Rick chad here. Patiently waiting on the sofa.

>>725385892
You think its ruined now, you haven't seen shit yet when the Gummies drop.

>>725392093
Hope you're in the right lobby!

You're all getting cooked when the game launches for real. I'll use your bones to flabor my soup.

>>725385937
2 free spots + we have a susie that give out bj

Food items are too rare to find in city trial, and shadowstar SUCKS it has no HP

>>725391660
That I understand but I’ve had a few rounds where someone chases me down when I’m at full health.

Doesn't it automatically start the match if everyone possible is ready'd up? I'm always afraid of starting too early

Think I'll keep my pre order intact just for Sakurai. It's a fun pick up and play game I do think that the longevity has enough content to keep me interested. Starting Mario Kart World at 4:45pm EST Have fun with the rest of the demo everyone!

>>725392494
They must just think they can use you as bankroll with their machine combo. Or they have a crush on you

>pick up the beta for some games
>first match my warp star was so fast I couldn't really control it anymore
>another match my HP bar exceeds the display
>throw gordo into five people whaling on Dyna Blade and kill one
Hilarious. Any particular reason why everyone picks Meta Knight and Rick?

Is Rocket Star still shit?

How much time do we have left? Im cooking atm

>>725392324
He's so funny in giant battle, you get your special when giant and the battle field becomes a field of impossible to avoid giant curry.

Will the final release have more stuff to do in city trial?
it's fun but I feel like it might get repetitive quickly

>>725391324
How are you guys doing this? I get 40 if I'm lucky.

>>725389853
Because he's just a regular as enemy, at the end of the day, someone put it best. The boxer dog from amazing mirror makes a better standard enemy for the copy ability. Knuckle Joe is ironically too good of a design to just be a standard jobber.

Gooey bros...why aren't you playing?

>Break open box
>Someone else steals the prizes every time
Having skill issues in Kirby is a new low

>>725392810
There are machines, stadiums and events missing

Last chance to get your susie blowjob bros

Whats gooeys gimmick?=

Where the fuck is the floating island? I can go up to the sky garden and look in every direction and not see shit anywhere.

>>725393112
it spawns in random spots and doesnt spawn every match i think

>>725392324
My fvarking hero.

>>725392810
more events, machines and characters
that said ive played every hour this has been available and have still encountered some events i haven't seen before

>>725393093
Better quick spins, special shoots projectiles forward and backwards.

>people are actually erp with this susie

FAAAAAAAGS

This is the last match sisters...

LAST ONE

>insanely high Boost stat
>shit everything else
>Wagon Star

it's ogre

i fuckin love gooey man

So is Cappy insanely dogshit, or am I just bad?

The combat stadiums sucks, everyone is moving too fast... you can't hit anyone

It's over. See you all next week.
>>725393807
Cappy's probably the worst character in the demo.

>>725393242
am i retarded because i can't figure out how to shoot backwards, i hold down on the stick and it just keeps shooting forward

>>725393807
I've been consistently top 2 as Cappy, you're just bad

>>725393843
The fucker one shot me kek

Is it good

I can't help but feel like everything is too fast or the map is too small or something. I still had a lot of fun, but City Trial feels like it ramps up into ludicrous speeds zooming around the map with powers and explosions going off every second within a minute or so.

It feels way too quick.

>>725393582
>nanomachines, son

I kinda like the new city trial map. You get a better feel of just how many fucking passageways there are once you play it. Still wish they added a second map at least.

Welp, that’s the end of the first test ride weekend. Will be another next weekend. Thoughts on the game so far

I played the whole session without break
I'm going to be itching for this and the OG game isn't gonna cut it anymore

So apparently the max for a single stat is 19. Got a rare box in the "all boxes have the same item" event and got like 16 boosts, counted it out with a screenshot at the end and I capped at 19 despite picking up 23.

It’s been a pleasure anons. Until next weekend.

>when you make it through the Laser gauntlet in first place without hitting any lasers and without touching the ground
Game is amazing

>>725393974
The map unironically needs to be like four times bigger, even just scaling it up would improve things

>>725393807
i won 2 stadiums with him, both of them were gliding events

>>725393974
I think it's a matter of taste, it's designed so that you start off feeling too weak and end feeling too powerful. I love getting to the point where the only thing I can recognize is the general area I'm in and still trying to wrangle the controls.

now...
BACK TO WORK, u Slackers!

>It's over
Well it was ton of fun, even more now that I get a better grasp of the game. Also laughed my ass off at the Susie blowjob shit so thanks /v/

Rex wheelie my beloved

>>725381718
Mad how recognisable reddit prose is

I like to collect physical games but Kirby air rider will be a digital purchase for me.

The controls are so bad when you fight robo dedede

>>725392668
Rick is cute

>78 kills in paper star
Nice way to cap this off

>>725388434
the moment I saw that tears of the kingdom was priced at 70, I knew it was all over.

>>725393974
maybe on full release everyone will have a gentlemans agreement to have 2 games running simultaneously with 8 players each
I was constantly overwhelmed but I cant say this isn't exactly what I asked for

Game is very fun, preorder remains

>Doesn't completely shut off the lights even after the time is up and allows you to finish your match first
W test. Same time next week boys

>>725394014
Haven't had this much fun with a game in a long time. Feel like I already got my money's worth, and the game isn't even out yet.

>>725394141
oh hey its my reaction image

>>725394163
Just press R3 to stop the lockon

>>725393921
You shoot both directions at the same time.

I'm curious now, if next week it's testing another mode or if it'll be city trial every time

Back to the slums everyone.

>>725394029
in the original it was 18
I thought the game needed a 10 minute timer rather than 7
but when you cheat engine it on dolphin to be more you just max out everything in the extra time really easily
I was disappointed when I saw 5 minute match default but now I think its balanced appropriately

>>725393425
Boost stat also has a secret property where it increases your acceleration to max speed, so it shouldn't be a totally useless stat.

Back to playing Arc I guess

Was fun lads

>>725394014
I like it, out of all the racing games to come out this year, this one feels the least tryhard. It’s just a good time.

>>725394204
for me it was over when dark ages/silent hill 2 was 70 and no one questioned it, ESPECIALLY DOOM when that has retarded specs requirements(fuck rtx cores)

>>725394163
it feels alot better if you click right joystick so it doesnt follow ddd

get a load of this guy

First weekend impressions? I don't think I've found a machine that's right for me yet.

Was fun, see you next week anons! Definetely buying this

Any of you lads wanna do some matches in Kirby Fighters 2? I haven’t gotten my fix of killing people with Kirby characters just yet.

>>725394014
Best game on the Switch 2 easily, can't wait for release

>There's hidden island shit I didn't know about throughout the test
Yep that's a GC game

>>725394550
Can't settle on a character honestly. MK would be great if his Speed wasn't dogass shit.

>>725394214
What do you get from preordering?

>>725393112
It moves around

Paper is fun but you have to get lucky with HP pickups or you have to stealth around and pray you don't get targeted

Very fun, thank you all for keeping the lobby and games moving fast, I feel like no time was wasted
>couldn't keep the compact star throughout a match even once
next time for sure

>>725394550
Better than I thought, never played Air Ride so it's a first for me, I don't have a grreat graspe on the game yet, but I've ebeen haing fun using the big one and just trashing people

>>725394550
I have higher hopes for the characters and vehicles that weren't in this one, so hopefully they'll change up the roster next weekend. Had a lot of fun regardless.

>>725394661
>spend all that effort getting ther
>someone is already on it

That’s like gut dropping ntr

>>725394626
Fuuuck how much glide do you need to get here?

>>725394626
>>725394661
Kek it’s you

>>725394550
all of the old machines I didnt like last time feel worse in this
Tank feels like just a straight upgrade of turbo
I NEED my slipstar so badly

The faster pace started to click with me after getting over the initial adjustment period. It’s great. And I really like the machine balance. Riders are fun and unique too. And the new city trial map is really nice. Game rocks, love it

>>725394575
based

Really like the chariot, kind of does it all (except glide) feels good to control too

>>725394667
I make sure to body every single person going for an early paper star, especially if they're using Starman or Meta Knight.

>>725394661
Using special with starman or metaknight to get early garden or island is so fun

>>725394895
Agreed, feels great even early on. Dedede with battle chariot feels like a fucking mini boss.

Blowjobs with HATS ON next week, lads?

I'm gonna be honest, I actually like not having to worry about dragoon or hydra during these matches. Hopefully you can disable them in lobbies in the full version.

Tank/battle is good for drag racing too if you can get the speed up

I miss it already bros...

>>725395073
I don't think they'll be here next session but definetely running Susie + bunny ears when the game releases

>>725394575
Wait I recognize that Waddle Doo

The gamemode already felt really fun and fleshed out, even with missing a bunch of machines, events, and stadiums. Super excited for the full game

>>725394626
There's absolutely going to be an achievement for this in the final game.
I actually KO'd someone on the island. As Magolor.
>>725395073
I'm buying it physically so no hat for me. At least I can pretend I have a gibus. Which might actually be worse.

>>725394858
I want to bludgeon whoever made this

Just realized I was hosting for all 6 hours. Anyway, some proprietor info for you guys
>you can kick anyone from a paddock
>you can kick anyone from a lobby, even if you aren’t the admin of the room
>you can start any game from a lobby, even if you aren’t the admin of the room
>you can close any room from a lobby, even if you aren’t the admin of the room
>you can designate anyone else as the host
You can basically do anything

>>725395304
Fucking he’ll that was quick kek

>>725394965
You say that, but
>be Dedede + Battle Chariot
>pick Dustup Derby
>realize I have no speed and can't pick up the items fast enough
>get smoked
don't minmax, kids

Hello, /v/. Masahiro Sakurai here with a very important announcement to make.
Susie will no longer bow in the full release of the game. Please understand that this was meant to be a respectful greeting as customary to my people, but too many fat and unwashed men that are in denial of their latent homosexuality have tainted it by using it to imitate oral sex acts on the characters created by myself, Shimomura-san, and Kumazaki-san, and it has been embarassing to watch. Thank you and goodbye.

1 or 2 top speed and boost feels important in the beginning

>>725383004
KEK

>>725395492
Depends on your star. With shadow or paper, hp is a dire necessity

What does boost do?

>>725395502
THAT’S ME IN THE CORNER

Hello, /v/. Masahiro Sakurai here with a very important announcement to make.
Susie will no longer bow in the full release of the game. Please understand that this was meant to be a respectful greeting as customary to my people, but too many fat and unwashed men that are in denial of their latent homosexuality have tainted it by using it to imitate oral sex acts on the characters created by myself, Shimomura-san, and Kumazaki-san, and it has been embarassing to watch. Thank you and goodbye.

>>725394846
>>725394847
>>725395345
I actually got this footage from Twitter
https://x.com/KirbyEarthbound/status/1987322624750366804?t=-lk_kCLg9XGmfKetfIChbQ&s=19

I only have one clip saved from the whole thing, I don't usually think to hit the share button

>>725395304
>porn artists specifically scour social media for things like this >>725383004 so they can draw something first and bait this exact reaction >>725395380
This shit is the R34 equivalent of a Youtube content farm

>press accidentally Y
>go into machine stealing animation
>"huh? nice"
>get paper star
>see the hp
yea I can see why I stole this.

Damn I missed the demo because of work, I caught the last one though and I'm addicted. It's everything I wanted from an Air Ride sequel

>>725395502
>kawasaki forcing the head down
lmao

>>725389386
probably pretty good in Air Ride, unusable in City Trial because you just zoom past whoever you're trying to hit

>>725394626
pretty sure the island isn't always there too. had some rounds i was looking for it and couldn't see it.

God I love Susie

>>725395502
>>725395595
THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT

>>725394895
Yeah the base chariot is fantastic. only faggots use the battle chariot sadly.

>>725383004
>>725395502
honestly you just need the waddle doo kek

>>725396230
>the opposite of the truth
base chariot is wagon star with training wheels

>>725394895
Chariot reminds me a lot of scooter and im a big scooterfag

>>725378991
shakes his ass in the lobby, hes funny looking, hes also one of the best stat wise next to dedede and the robot bitch for city trial

>>725396101
>only available colours are default and black
maybe the final game has more but I doubt it. Not sure why they didn't make more.

Fuck

What is the secret island you guys are talking about? You're not talking about the thing in the sky right?

>>725396682
yes

I don't understand the battle chariot, it's super slow.

>>725396661
I saw watermelon when I opened a box earlier. He's in.

Everyone seems to have fallen for the chariots, but it seems like nobody really likes the tank

>>725394550
I really liked the Wheelie family of machines this time around. I remember never getting used to them in the original.

>>725396661
I’ve been calling black waddle doo, waddle doorag

>>725396682
An actual island, bot the golden glass garden

>>725396845
muhfuggen BIX DOO

FELLAS
do I get digital or physical?
I own zero physical switch 2 games but if there was ever one, it'd be this.
But I would never take it out of my system, I would launch it the second I get an itch, digital is great for that.
But physical is also cheaper
wat do

>>725396937
>But physical is also cheaper
There's your answer.

>>725396758
it solely exists for rickfags to shove themselves up everyone else's asshole when they aren't looking.

>>725396937
I never get anything physical unless I plan to resell it or loan it to friends

>>725396773
tank was one of my favorites but it does seem like one of the machines that needs more stat investment than others.
>>725396937
If it's not a game key card, always go physical.

Underground bombs are fun

>>725396845
waddle dindu

All those communication commands and there's nothing for good bye.

>>725396773
I think the tank is a great concept but they botched the execution. it doesn't have good offense and it loses too much speed while charging for something that's whole gimmick is "it keeps going while charging" Slick Star is gonna completely mog it when the full game comes out.

>>725378390 (OP)
I dont own a switch2 and dont plan on buying one anytime soon.
Is this game like the first Air Rider or is it very different?
I somehow never tried it despite owning a Gamecube and I feel like checking it out now.

>>725397024
they tremendously shrank the xplosion radius, didn't they

>>725397083
all I need is thank you and sorry and it has neither

>>725397083
good bey :(

>>725397083
That’s what the blowjob button is for

>>725395304
Fuck now I'm sad I didn't get my susie blowjob...

>>725396642
>Sometimes you clobber dat dere Kirby
>And sometimes dat dere Kirby clobbers you

>>725396642
lol gottem

>>725397083
I use “Next time” in its stead

>one city trial map

https://youtu.be/AfMtu6yRdcI?si=C96APy31Y37sLmyd

>>725397515
yeah, i'm still pretty disappointed they only made one map, should've been at least 4 with more varied themes and all at least twice as big.

>>725397341
Gold

Maybe sakurai will make more if it’s popular

>1/3 of machines and riders not in the demo
>many events and stadiums(including Air Ride races) not in the demo
Game already felt great, I’m not worried about its longevity at all

>>725397663
nah hes going back to the smash mines

>>725383004
I'm the Kawasaki and it feels so good to have memes made of me lmao

This single jpeg is losing Nintendo millions in sales

my preliminary suggestions for improving city trial (not finalized, you are not allowed to get mad at me for this):

>reduce effect of top speed patches by a lot
>boost top speed, turn rate, and HP for machines with low beginning stats in these categories
>greatly improve glide stats for machines designed to glide, like wing star, shadow star, paper star etc

>>725397695
I could honestly just play what's in the demo for hours and hours

>>725397913
lmao

>>725397841
This things insane

>>725397879
Having low turn machines spawn at the start is the biggest beginners trap in the game.

>>725397841
it's not even necessary, by the end of the 5min everyone is speeding around like eating a stack of batteries

>>725397663
I think he said something about not wanting to turn this into a series

>>725396937
Digital.
why Digital?
- It has Online so you won't sell it.

Like if it's a pure singleplayer game like Bananza, you buy it physical because you can sell it once you're done.
You're never done with an Online game like Splatoon, Smash, MK, Kirby Air Riders etc

>>725397796
Does it feel better than Susie's blowjob?

>>725397663
Didnt he say the game is final? Mabye some bug fixes and balance patches but no content dlc from what I understand.

>>725397379
next time anon, I know I'll be playing plenty of Susie

>>725396937
digital from amazon.co.jp in order to get it cheaper (less than $50 USD currently based on exchange rates) and earlier (unlocks when it does in japan, which will be 14 hours earlier than in the US)

only thing you need to do is add a japanese address to your amazon.co.jp account (which is separate from your Amazon.com account) and switch the region of your Nintendo Account to Japan when redeeming the code

>>725398169
No. I don't want to wait another week to play more.

>>725397879
I felt similarly during my first session, but I came around in my last one. May be different if I was playing with better players instead of randoms, but I like where the balance is at

All the casuals complaining that this game is too fast is the reason we will never see a new F-Zero.

>>725397879
>>greatly improve glide stats for machines designed to glide, like wing star, shadow star, paper star etc
these are *already* amazing at gliding and can pretty much outright win stadium events just by taking these machines

>>725396937
I ordered it digital from the Nintendo store some days ago. They "ship" it with some kirby drinking cup. Now I wonder if they will send me a code via mail or an actual card with a code on it. Metroid Prime 4 from the Nintendo store comes with a mousepad and a key chain.

>>725397879
I was flying over the damn place

>>725398392
there's a ton of camera distortion that makes the game very disorienting. if you turn it down the speed is much more manageable (until the final 1 minute of city trial anyway)

>>725398392
itd be a little different if the map was bigger

>>725397796
I'm the Susie on the right, it's really funny, seeing more and more people get around the couch and shit as people started noticing in the thread was hilarious
>>725398197
Based

>>725394945
Is it worth playing one of them just to get on the island for the garunteed items it gives?

>>725397178
Its pretty similar, there are minor changes though. A lot of the machines felt similar in the original but they all play very differently now which is a good thing. They changed the way plasma works which sucks and some other minor things like getting off your machine is a bit different than just holding A and back to jump off.

>>725394667
Sounds easier in offline 4p

>>725398437
In stadiums they're fine, but gliding is almost impossible in city trial. I was never able to glide up to the garden or the top of the UFO once because I would stall out after one second of pitching up

>Youll continue going forward even if you don't press forward
>mfw

I wonder how many players are so use to pressing forward in racing games while also holding accelerate? Time to break those habits

>>725398565
SUSIE!!! <3

>>725398392
I feel like a lot of them will/would adjust if they play more. The pace is much faster than the first and threw me a bit, but now it won me over

>>725398392
f-zero courses are designed for rocket speed. Skyah and the race courses are designed for a fraction of that

>>725398656
You only need like 4 or 5 glide to get to the garden if you have a wing or paper star

>>725398742
pro tip: tilt your controller to turn faster

>>725398843
You haven’t even been able to play the race courses with city trial speed

>>725396937
Physical because we need to encourage consoles to keep manufacturing physical. The day everything is digital we lose our ga-
Oh wait... this is the Switch 2 with the keycard... lmao. I still say physical but I genuinley don't think it matters that much

>>725398392
F-zero isn't even that fast. Just because the speedometer says you drive at light speed doesn't mean anything.
funfact in melee Pichu could could literally walk as fast as the vehicles on Big Blue.
>casuals
its a fun game retard

>>725398906
I think we were being A/B tested because I felt like I couldn't get more than a story off the ground no matter what combo of rider/star/powerups I was using

>>725398779
where is the susie rpers

>>725397024
Do you automatically get the items your enemy drops when you attack them?

It sometimes did feel like F-Zero GX during a drag race

>>725399073
If you were having that much trouble, you should have gone as starman, used super, got the garden and island, and then you’d have plenty of flight powerups

>10
Welp, see you guys next week

>>725396605
The final game will have unlocks through the checklist

>>725398779
Heavy weight queen

(P)Rick

>>725399020
All Nintendo games have been game carts and I least some of the Japanese companies have also gone with

>>725399232
>need flight hero and flight machine to get flight patches
the system is rigged for the 1%

>>725399070
GX definitely gets a little ridiculous with its speed at points. Its not all smoke and mirrors.

>>725399085
Too late anon, we're on page 10~

>>725399339
>get touched while trying to do this and you die
just kill a billionaire fr

>>725399292
Sakurai will pay for calling her fat

>>725399339
Just don’t use heavy characters it’s take even more to fly around

>>725399392
b-but I want to talk to someone...

>>725399359
you say that in response to the game here, where you can speed over the whole map in less than 5 seconds and we didn't see the legendary machines yet.

>>725399297
different this time around, now the carts don't even have the full game on them, they're semi-digital games. kinda kills all reason to buy physical other than collecting.

kill all susietroons

>>725399339
glide is kinda shit as far as power-ups go, pretty much only useful for the glide specific events.

>>725399423
Giving her the blowjob emote is good enough of an apology, and the increase of fat ass art is good too