Thread 527156639

>>527172756
How am I supposed to guess the name without the first letter?

I'm kinda glad I'm an asocial sperg so I never get dragged into weird drama

Quit luckshitting pls

haitei ari

>>527173758
No.

>>527173834
That's a nipple.

>>527173932
What can I say, I love this cat

>>527173848
I'm going to Lu Bu

>>527169351
>>527169441
>>527169536
>>527170443
>>527170473
>>527171615

>>527162478
In this situation it makes dramatically more sense to cut the 9s in the 69s shape than to cut the green dragon. Although in last place, first place is still within mangan range, meaning that there's no reason to risk dealing into yakuman here.

Saints and celestials are just more statistically likely to luckshit, that's why they get there.
We have adept and expertkeks that would unironically get saint/celestial in a year or less without mortalbot if they bothered to learn how to actually play.

>>527174707
If they knew how to play then they wouldn't spend most of their time pissing their luck away by being retarded

>>527159165
It used to be literally impossible to derank from Celestial, that's no longer the case. But if there's a Saintkek in your game (more likely than you think) than all of the placement bonuses are halved which means it will take 20 4th places in a row to derank from base to Saint 3.

>>527156639 (OP)
>the winning team
>lose

>>527168118
bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

rip cat

>>527168118
It can't be helped

Good game.

>>527168118
ggs

>>527167981
SCRIMBLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I didn't realize it was F**** who was doing a lot of the commentary

>>527167981
I talk to myself, never utter >names but I oh nonono if something happens when playing single player games but that might CCS (chronic commentator syndrome)

Every anon deserves a schizo song about them

>>527176080
https://files.catbox.moe/i24tuc.mp3

Just pretend I got it right the first time please.

>>527176080
There's 170+ anons in league, you'd better get started now

i've been saying "OH NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS X-CHADS" to myself for weeks now

based washizu

I yell out my calls/riichis in kansai-ben

>>527176613
pom

Threep

>>527176613
pom

OH YES YES YES
JUST LIKE THAT ANON CHADS

>>527176613
pom

>>527176459
I didn't make it in

>>527176613
pom

>>527176814
>>527176949
>>527177026
>>527177065
KAM!

The one feeding the chinks all those points? Me. Problem?

>>527176459
Has AI gone too far?

>>527177872
Uh yeah? Stop feeding them so I can get first in my ranked games for once

>>527174226
yeah it's sakigiri which isn't very good in last place, but it'd come out eventually if it doesn't pair
you're not folding this hand just because toimen called twice

Finally I got the time to finish the new Deltarune chapters, now I can go back to making team OC

>>527174707
I am Saint (two accounts) and extremely unlucky.

>>527178229
trannies in /mjg/?

>>527178267
You always claim this but there is never proof

>>527178092
>it'd come out eventually
So we're presupposing the existence of a retard who deals the green dragon instead of folding. That, even if we don't do it, someone else will. I don't think that assumption is warranted here. Everyone in Throne Room knows that early pon of two dragons is very dangerous, so you can't act like they just don't know.

Majsoul Miko Duties Room 84294(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84294
Asura!

>>527178385
A wise man once said that the proof is in the pudding. You must look for clues in Yakupara's OC.

I am the only positive player on my team

>>527178954
Not for long

>>527178954
>Steve
>positive
doubt.png

>>527178619
1/4

Not joining

>>527179146
Steve players just giggle about the Sbeve meme and don't do anything else at all. They are therefor entirely positive in everything that they do.

>>527179997
Discard anything, deal into the undeserved Yuzu yakuman

>>527178619
2/4

>>527178954
A jonger must know when to be positive and when to be negative. A jonger must not mind being cruel for the purpose of keeping his subjects united and confident; for he will be more merciful than those who, from excess of tenderness, allow disorders to arise, from whence spring grinchs and cheaters.

>>527179997
4s

>>527179997
4s

>>527179997
5m dama

>>527179997
This hand this early would never happen to me, so there's no point in me even answering because it's unrealistic.
Since I'm a lucklet I'd go with 5m riichi, though.

>>527179997
i'm soulless 5m riichi

>>527178619
2/4,,,

>>527180659
>>527180692

>>527180761
Very few people like asura, man.

>>527178512
It's not retarded to push this hand. The two dragon pons mean nothing about whether they have the hatsu or not.
Early pon of two dragons is dangerous because they're likely tenpai very quickly, not because of the off-chance DSG

>>527180761
I'm eating.

>was going to join
>asura
nevermind

>>527179997
5m riichi

>>527180764
Riichi to scare opponents so I can collect my 3k
Honor wait so it's awkward just enough to brick other hands.

>>527180120
>>527180185
>>527180225
>>527180227
>>527180659
>>527180692
>>527180929

>>527180825
Well I disagree and I wish you many more three little dragons deal-ins in your life, as well as honitsu deal-ins.

>>527178619
3/4

>>527181074
deserved

>>527181074
I disagree with riichi here because I don't think it's reasonable to wait on a middle tile or untested yakuhai as dealer if you're calling early riichi. That said, I was really surprised that so many people said 4s. Where did that come from? I felt like I was crazy for saying 5m.

>>527181074
>digital jobbing
Sasuga
>>527181386
Flowchads know it would have been a yakuman so they wanted to force it.

>>527178619
Started!

>>527181074
post the other hands, if you cut the haku it would have been pon'd and your suuankou would have been shifted

this is so cute

>>527181074
oh no, but you would've been more mad if you dealt in with suuankou tenpai

>>527181981
The suuankou would have completed.

>>527181909
it's over

>>527182125
oh shit i'm retarded

>>527182551
Absolutely

>>527182551
Occultkeks never made it past adept so they don't know how the game is played in jade room.

>>527182764
PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>527182764
I sure would like to tan her hide if you know what I mean.

>>527181939
wtf don't steal my loading screen.
i've been using it since it came out.

Do I really want to call this? This seems likely to leave me headless.

Koitus with Koito

>>527182764
Built for BHC.

>>527183312
ye

>>527182642
These retards are probably on your league team, afraid yet?

>>527181939
Just imagine gradually sawing off her legs, one slice of meat and bone at a time, moving up centimeter by centimeter until death finally released her from the pain.

>>527183312
if we skip this our hand is dead.. we shouldnt pon the south if we werent gonna pon 1pin

>>527178619
ggs

>watch some high level """gameplay"""
>every haipai looks like this

>>527178619
>honroutou chitoi
that's a souful hand, I'll use it too
ggs

>>527178619
gg, also refer to >>527183349

>>527184232
What makes the hand dead? There are still plenty of things to draw that can improve the hand.

>>527157418
Rampant wallhacking

>>527184520
your hand is too slow if you don't pon and you'll most likely end up on a bad wait anyways

>>527181110
I wish you many last place folds in s2 then, when your hand is a very fast 3900 minimum.

>>527181386
>i think calling honor shanpon riichi is unreasonable as dealer
what the fuck is it with /mjg/ today?

>>527183312
Pon and cut 8p -> iishanten with chances of drawing tiles around the 4p for something better than 12m. No real problems with headless, if you draw 5p you just keep aryanmen and discard 12m.

>>527184926
AdeptChads~

>>527184926
There has been a surge of dama derangement syndrome as of late

>>527178619
ggs

Maybe I should post wwyd's more often.

>>527185146
Always happens during league and I can't tell if it's a psyop against shitters or genuine belief

>>527185495
everyone should.

I'm pretty sure I can get to Sanma saint
The question is should I?

>>527183312
say it with me
headless
is
fine

you already called nan, speed towards the renchan. 4th is very unlikely anyway

>>527186519
Go for it.
Sanma will break you.

so no head?

>>527186519
>mahjong soul sanma

>>527183467
Occultchads are currently the ones farming digikeks for 100+ uma.

Why is there nobody on these continents?

>>527186519
You are not ready for sanma.

>>527186956
Mahjong is a game for plebs, no Agartha and Hollow Earth chads, sadly.

>>527186956
I'm in this picture

>>527186956
Alternate realities where mahjong doesn't exist.

>>527184787
>actually my hand is a very fast 3900 minimum
>*deals into yakuman*

>>527186956
What the fuck?

>>527187270
oh no i was in last place and after taking a minimal risk i ended in... last place, how horrible

>>527186956
To answer that we need to talk about PARALLEL UNIVERSES

>>527187301
Delete this. Now. You were warned.

>>527186956
>>527187301
>>527187149
Imagine how happy the anons in those other realities are.

>>527187470
>It is only a minimal risk, you see
>*deals into yakuman*

You did the right thing. No need to expose /mjg/ this danger.

>look at the map
>all of the good players are from NA

>>527188198
they're not good because they're playing wrong timeslot

Now that I finished my 120 hour jrpg, I can finally play mahjong again.

Please be nice when attempting to correct people on their Mahjong plays. It's only a game.

>>527188438
Which one? Expedition 33?

>>527188438
I'm sorry for your loss

>>527188536
I said JRPG not FRPG.

>>527188292
what if they play in eu1 or eu2

Saw this image in my folder and realized that I haven't seen anyone post the hat guy in a very long time. Good.

>>527186956
They don't play mahjong in the underworld.

>>527188438
metaphor?

>>527188702
their league games doesn't determine their play level thoughbeit

>>527188659
Dark souls!

>>527188743
Watson only appears when he's needed, he's a busy man

>>527188779
that's like a 60 hour game at best

>>527188810
More like dork soul aru

experts in eu1 slot are around the same skill as saints in na slot

>>527189048
But aru is aru blue archive?

>>527188779
I was playing Tokyo Xanadu. It's probably not 120hr long but I was playing in 日本語 so I was reading very slowly.

evens mahjong
odds something else
0 kms

>>527188438
so what were you playing doragonchama?

>>527189231
Based

>>527189450
Seiken Densetsu 3.

>>527189547
Just say Trials of Mana, I had to google it.

>>527189450
Tales of Luminaria

>>527189776
happy pride month

>>527189630
That's the remake.

>>527189450
Tales of the Tempest

>>527189894
I played it because of mental health month actually

>>527189984
I've heard it's not as bad as you might expect

>>527122307
Overall the team is honestly *playing* better than I expected overall, but also gets garbage luck constantly so it doesn't matter. Just look at the aus session with washizu from a few days ago for a great example.

>>527190964
>aus session
>getting fucked
sounds about right

>>527189068
Unironic trvke, t. NA s2

what happens if I play more than 8 sessions?

>>527191368
TO sends a bunch of goons to your house to break your knees. That's what the map is for.

>>527190964
Out of curiosity, is there any other team that has yet to get a 50k+ first place in this league? Every other table seems to get rigged luck for somebody.

>>527190964
We're doing our best

>>527191734
Teapots?

>>527191734
that depends, is there a team that has never won in aus?

>>527190964
the biggest issue is that they waste their good luck with poor play and just keep pushing when they have bad luck

>>527190964
Their doragon's first set was fucked, I think he got into good wait riichis like 8-9 times across both games and won like 2 hands

Which team do you want to see corrected the most? Which team do you want to give the coolest powerup to? Asking for myself to collect data.

>>527192081
Most teams have somebody who plays bad and gets lucky enough to win massive firsts anyway. I don't want to name names and I'm sure I don't need to because there's no way you'd seriously try to argue against that.
The team is just unlucky across the board, playing well or not.
If by "wastes their good luck" you mean row 1 good wait riichis deal into mangan, dora yakuhai pair haipais never reach tenpai, and the enemy gets an ittsuu double riichi the turn immediately after you get a double riichi nomi, then sure bro.

>>527193880
Cats & teapot are the only correct answers.

>>527193880
Nya2k needs their championship revoked

>>527193954
Let's say Teapots aren't selectable for this due to reasons. What would your answer be then?

>>527193892
>I don't want to name names
do it.

>>527194154
names

>>527193880
Give Zwei super powers
Correct them right away don't let them get to finals

can you taksies back a tsumogiri? (tl/n: tsumogiri means sutero)

cat kingdom needs the powerup desu

>>527194378
The power is they always get double riichi but will deal in with it every time

>botted in ranked
>botted in /mjg/ tournaments
>botted in official tournaments
>botted in friendlies

>>527194147
Ransei I guess, I like their OC.

>>527194556
Meanwhile I'm just bottling in all of this.

>>527194802
why did he do it

>>527195059
All men want is for their trans crush to like them back.

>>527195059
Bragging to women on discord

>>527195145
go back to /xivg/

>>527195059
attention

>>527194556
>friendlies
he played like shit in friendlies thoughbeit

now you remember the anon who went schizo for beating him in a friendly

>>527193892
The first game I saw them play in was them luckshitting to 60k in east 1 and then failing to convert it into a win because of poor play, it's insane to blame their results in general on bad luck when they lost the first in this game by 200 points after refusing to make calls like this. Obviously some of their losses are to bad luck because it's mahjong but they are 100% throwing games that should be free wins.

>>527195496
Don't bully the jongers the are unironic adepts.

>>527195359
I checked 4-5 logs and he was below 75 mortal score in all of them

If you were botting for a long time, would you eventually pick up its habits and become a better player?

>>527195496
>200 points
600 points*, point still stands though
>>527195620
I don't want to go through and shame them but claiming they're losing because of luck is stupid.

>>527195496
Chanta isn't real.

>>527195748
perchance.

>>527173040
O

>>527195748
No because you wouldn't be thinking about the game, it's like trying to learn Japanese by listening to dubs.

>>527195496
that's a fast hand. no need to call. you can always use more points in league

>>527196208
noob

>PnM thread still alive
What the heck

Majsoul Flow Generating Room 41785(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=41785

>>527196496
E2 is too early to rush the game to the end

>>527195496
This is the game where toimen got even luckier afterwards, right? You're really going to try to argue that not winning this 2000 point hand was a massive misplay that cost everything?
99% of the time you should be able to cruise control to first from this score even if you don't do anything for the rest of the game.
This hand is ridiculously fast and can be haku dora 2 for mangan, so it's not even an indefensible play on turn 4, even being in first place by a wide margin. I'm sure I can find a worse play from every player on the table, probably including this ayako.

>>527196606
2/4!

>>527195496
What even happened in this game? Call chi and throw 1man for a fast win and go next round? Does 1man deal in or what?

>>527196504
it's hardly a pon no michi thread

>>527197325
in that hand nothing, blue hag won tanyao dora
in that game blue hag just eventually outluckshitted the chuuni and won

>>527196606
3/4!

>>527196606
Back in a minute if the room fills

if you play worse than mortal you're a shitter. you need to take a good luck at yourself and either fix yourself or end yourself.
we must secure the existence of our people and a future for human children.

>>527194556
it's not fair, kbros... I am willing to forgive him

>>527196606
full

>>527197349
You can fix that.

>>527195496
jongers and team 9 are the weakest across the board because they have the biggest amount of real adepts and real experts in their teams, and this is reflected in their team stats (low winrate, high deal-in rate, comparatively low dama rate)
I don't mean this in a mean way or anything, just an observation

>>527195496
Opening here is retarded when you're ryanmen-ryanmen iishanten on turn 5 for a riichi 5200 ron or mangan tsumo.

>>527198136
Him cheating in autokoko went too far. He's past redemption

>>527198275
you're 40k ahead of everyone, I don't really dislike that call at all as a result even if it's early

>>527198268
I have only jerked off to the girls i haven't watched it

>>527198123
How do we define playing worse than mortal?

>>527198423
analog cheating is based

>>527198270
They don't actually have any real adepts, they are all literally expert or higher, or an alt.
That's why they were able to hang around the 0 mark until some bad luck sessions happened.

>>527198937
It was more like "i'm a bumbling retard please forgive me". Multiple times drawing a tile at the wrong time and putting a different tile back etc. nigger behaviour

>>527195496
>>527196994
It actually took no time at all to find a worse play.

In East 1, turn 5, wheelchair nonsensically discards chun in favor of 5m, even though he already discarded 6m for the potential sanshoku and chun is the pair he needs for ittsuu. Massive mistake, so much worse I can't imagine why he did it. If he had kept 5m last turn I could at least understand some excuse for breaking the ittsuu.
Do I keep going for the other players?

>>527196994
Do you really want me to go through the entire log looking for every possible misplay that could've cost them the game? I agree it's not indefensible on turn 4 and I should've looked for a worse one, would you like to defend skipping the next 2 calls they could've made for tenpai? It's just giving people a chance to come back for no reason. Obviously you're going to be able to find worse misplays from all of them(particularly in the luckshitting up to 60k) my point is that this game wasn't lost to luck and most of their other games weren't either.
>>527198275
I don't think you should be refusing a good wait tenpai for more value when you're up 40k but sure.

>>527196621
No it isn't when you're that ahead especially when you have a fast hand like this. It's even defensible to sakigiri non-dealer hands if it means that you advance the round since there's no west extension.

>>527176459
lyrics?

fc2 vods doko

>>527199292
this is the shanten destroyer game, please understand

>fc2
>vods
lmao keep dreaming you aren't getting vods from those niggers

>>527198776
having a lower ranking than any of these so called cheaters.
if you're own divine insight can't outperform the hallucinations of a toaster, maybe you should unalive

Without love, the VODs can't be seen.

>>527199903
Did you know there is an option in FC2 settings to auto-publish vods?

>>527198987
The doragon just looped gold room again, does that count as "real adept?" What alts are you talking about?

if you want VODs make them yourself retard

>>527200080
Their only literal adept right now signed up as a M1 because it's an alt, it's in the draft info.
They don't really have anyone who doesn't know how to fold like the real adepts on other teams, even if 1-2 aren't good at it.
Their weakness is more that they don't have enough good players and their saint is a massive lucklet.

>>527199912
>if you're own

What the fuck are those dragons on booru?

realistically can my team still make it?

>>527200295
Post all teams with fake adepts or show your evidence

there's no way anyone here is actually stuck in gold. there might be some "real" orange adepts, but only if they are new

>>527200104
>Youtube and Twitch will automatically save vods for you by default
>OBS has the ability to stream and record at the same time
>Haniggers make it a problem for everyone else because they want to stream on a dying website
>Haniggers won't temporarily dedicate a few gigabytes of hard drive space to a VOD that they can delete after they upload it to youtube

>>527200754
You uploaded them didn't you. This ones pretty good though

>>527200956
No, that's why I asked. Is this some jonger meme? Most of them are nonsensical.

>>527200754
>>>/vt/101129791
>>>/vt/101130204

>>527200860
>there's no way anyone here is actually stuck in gold
I can assure you there's multiple on my team alone

I'm being overworked because of these furfags... THD

What happens there

>>527201080
Probably, wouldn't know

Hannah kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3uDEYTUk54

Why doesn't the TO just ban FC2 streams?

>>527200295
>They don't really have anyone who doesn't know how to fold like the real adepts on other teams, even if 1-2 aren't good at it.
>>>/vt/101107683

>>527201080
>Is this some jonger meme?
Yes, jong's local celebrity and videomaker, and future bf of japtain, is infatuated with those sunglasses and edits them into emotes whenever he can, sometimes more than once.

>>527201126
Winner win more and losers lose more.
But I am holding onto zodiac coin for now. They're a sleeper pick that'll shoot through the roof soon

>>527201339
what's TO gonna do?
maybe -20 uma to my stream? shit and cum?

TO is such a ruthless Deity, mjg truly suffers under his rule

-600 uma to hannah yome

>>527201339
It would blasphemy to outlaw repoanon’s platform of choice

>>527201467
>what's the chance it's the same killer as akochan akolytes?

>>527201819
their placement doesn't change that much!

>>527201339
Why would you? It's generally superior for the ability to chat anonymously.

>>527201080
>Is this some jonger meme?
some fat fuck is avatarfagging with emote edits and uploads barely edited koko highlights to youtube

>>527198423
how did he do that?

>>527200916
Again, FC2 automatically saves vods for you, and there's an option to automatically make them public.
I still have vods from my channel which I haven't used since i did a single backup stream in US hours during league 5. Unlike Twitch, they don't go away automatically.
It also doesn't have ads.

A new case file has been released to the public.
An audio reading for visually impaired individuals has also been provided.

https://files.catbox.moe/40bn7b.png
https://files.catbox.moe/369gpt.png
https://files.catbox.moe/dhf9ow.mp3

>>527202321
hinamomo has 2 holes
you stick number tiles up the cunny and honors up the butt
then you let her sit on your lap and dig out the tiles you need as you play

>>527202539
John Mahjong from Yostar here, delete this at once

>>527202079
>anonymously
that's a bad thing, thoughbeit.
those type of places radicalize impressionable kids and ruin their lives.
people are flock to anonymity because they are hiding something

>>527202539
The higher-ups won't like this, prepare for the worst.

>>527201790
Mussolini 2.0
I don't know why anyone would join a guido run league.

>>527201339
there is no need for that

>>527202882
Wtf

>>527202539
when will open/fucked-up chiitoi (1 han) become a real yaku

Twitch basically has the same thing, and there are certain individuals who stream league on twitch who don't publicize vods for whatever reason, so it's basically the same as FC2 on this front except for the parts where twitch is way worse.

>>527201427
>future bf of japtain
gay

>>527203326
>Mussolini 2.0
wait, TO is based?

Give me your flow music.

>>527201126
Table 1 will be team 9 with the burger Hoshino if he gets his shit together unless Jet Set Riichi fields the luckshitter kakek again

Table 2 will be Pinzu Pumpers unless Akuyaku Gyakuten fields their businessman as he's been having a good league so far.

>>527203553
He's Spanish or Mexican or whatever so he's more like Franco

>>527202539
I love these

>>527203574
no

>>527203574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN-8J1QA7f8

>>527202539
I hate these

>>527203574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM8_ylzbdWo

>>527204003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM7YVMRQNj4

>>527203574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfFYDUTrL30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kptp_NCyNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZLngA-m1_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaGQ0yy5F1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTRgr9IWLnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ8rhSx9HTo

>>527203574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vzVaQXwYPw

I hate Siegfried!
I'm going to rape Siegfried as punishment for all the stupid stuff he did!
That's right, manwhore! I bet you love being choked by me!
Give it!
Give it all!
Yeah, that's it! Cry all you want but you can't escape this pussy! Damn, your dick is hardening so much in it!!
Siegfried, I'm cumming!! It's going all the way into my womb!!
Uoooghhhhhhh!!
Make me pregnant! Make me pregnant with your rape babies, you manslut!
Phew... now that was a good rape.

>>527196606
ggs!

>>527196606
games

>>527196606
ggs oh no no no sujibros

Wrong thread?

>>527196606
The superior shitposter won today
I genuflect

>>527204730
I barfed a bit reading this.

>>527204730
Wrong thread, K-cuck.

>>527203574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Le0qG3pI7o

>>527203574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWaIwEyfLQ4

>>527203574
For me it's https://youtu.be/nDkI97x7yBc

>>527203574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiGPnhXkxI0

>>527203574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnDD_qUDJP8

>>527205092
>976 likes on youtube as an unlisted video for a microniche tournament
Uhuh?!

>>527205096
I was listening to this band while playing ranked earlier
I got 4th

>>527205197
What stradivarius song is this ripped off of?

>>527205307
huh?

>>527205307
>976 likes
anonchama?
it has 10 likes and 250 views

>>527176459
Part 2 with my name when?

>>527205440
Made you click, another view for Bakyou Heat

>>527205307
future mathematician bros? we can't count?

>>527203574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_WSIzB3H-4

>>527205440
>>527205469
another view added to the list, thanks nerds

>>527205307
I'll have what anon's having

>>527205092
It came out so much better than expected

when was the last wrestling stream?

Majsoul Friends Room 36178(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=36178

Mahjong?

>>527205979
no...