Wolverines Edition
>NewsNew! Ultron Character Trailer: https://youtu.be/YUSbKQO674w
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Previously on /mrg/:
>>527831779
Characters in the waiting room:
Blade
Phoenix
Professor X
Gambit (previously Jia Jing)
Rogue
Daredevil
New Tank (Assumption)
>>528040171Blade is nothing but pure sexo
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>>528040442and send them where, space?
>thor "buff" doesnt even give him a thor force back making cancel useless
>no tanks rest of year
>2 duelists in a row jean in july and blade in august
we went from OW2 speedrun to EOS speedrun, I didnt think the doomposting gacha fags from netease's other games were going to be dead accurate.
>>528039849 (OP)Yay
belated father's day thread!
>>528039849 (OP)>>528041053Couldn't you post a good dad instead of a deadbeat?
I'm learning new Jeff and he's fun
however, how do I make his ult work
I either die immediately or don't make it to a cliff and I could hardly chomp more than 1 people at a time
Everything else is fucking great until there's a diver though
>>528041385Happy Father's Day, Carol Danvers
>>528040442And make Krakoa pay for it!
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when both teams roll each other
>>528041740Payload is too attacker biased which makes full clears far too common.
If you do not surrender after getting stomped in around 1, you are the biggest type of nigger this game has. Literally a time terrorist. I wish you a painful death irl.
>>528042445to add to this: if you won't surrender - I will go AFK. IDC
Carol July, Blade August, Jean new sleepy map prop.
>>528042445I only surrender when we get literally zero kills during the first round. If you surrender for any other reason you are a faggot with no backbone.
>>528042676>afkYou'll sit there like a good little cuck jiggling your mouse every 30s because you are too much of a pussy to alt + f4
>>528042445no anon what about the 1% off-chance your elo agent teammate start actually doing anything. 1% being generous
>>528042676I've just started TP the other team onto point to abort the game quicker, im not an unpaid spiderman player digital babysitter
It's always the same shit
'you will get BANNED!!'
The chinks do not ban for afking, in how many lobbies do I have to explain this. People are such brainlets.
>>528043626That's not true you can get banned for like 15 minutes bro
>>528040187>How does that answer what he saidPopular characters get constant content, dummy.
>>528043937And those 15 minutes only kick in after they turn off the game so it goes down while they're not playing
>>528041391just chomp when you think you can get the most amount of people in your ult.
And yes, this includes your teammates as well, and yes you should use it defensively as well (for example, when an Emma looks like she's about to ult)
oh wow the ultron spamming for heals who also screwed over our two tank team comp has a hidden profile
who would have guessed
>>528041068>>528041524i can confirm that's a dude because I played with one who named himself PwittyPwincess
>>528041053you're welcome anon, I meant to use this as OP image right after the Romy one but I was too late in making a new thread
dont solo queue solo vanguard
At this point I cannot enjoy the game. If they do not fix ranked then I'm out. Such a waste of time. I will go play granblue instead. Peace retards.
>>528040442To my bedroom. Please I need help cleaning this place up I'm afraid to step on the floor.
>>528046491Huh, I waited pretty late to make the Mr. Venom OP.
Also you rolled back the patch notes links?
>>528046694>lock reed>be a better tank than multiple categorized vanguards>if some chucklefuck notices there's no vanguards they'll either find a way to fill or they were never going to win anyway due to total comp retardation>if they fill switch to a vanguard you actually want to play>force 2 vanguards or no vanguards>???>derank to plat because this community is braindead>it was still a good idea though
>>528047194people just mimic whatever mr streamer is doing, first celestial consolidation to GM3 was everyone and their grandma forcing ultron and the second consolidation was a mix of people realizing wolverine is S1-tier again, storm evading a ban and for some reason no one wanting to shoot punisher turret this season. Same exact shit happened to me when I peaked eternity in 1.5
>>528040442Only deport? We can do better than that
>>528044480I thought he meant โall the shit heโs gettingโ as in doing badly/people trashing him
>>528046936I was even more late. also yeah, I meant to only remove the Dev vision link but accidentally removed the patch notes too. the text field is getting too large, I might divide news and skins into separate sections to reduce unnecessary clutter
Snowom goes hard but I don't play him so can't bring myself to sink 20 bucks worth of money into him.
I would if I was rich though.
>>528049112Buy him cheaper from our sponsor
Haven't been here in about a month or so, but
>50 posts in 90 minutes during primetime hours during an American holiday
Grim
>>528049979They really need to put out Carol soon.
>>528049112looks like ass
winter skins suck unless they're ugly sweaters 100% of the time
>>528049979this game is so fucked if its 2 duelists in the next 2 months, sub 30k OW2 numbers
>>528050228the magik chainsaw one is the only good winter skin
>>528050372>ugly sweater>literally turn the character into a snowmani forgot there was a second option for good winter skins
benjamin needs one of these
>>528049979No one wants to play tank in a flying/poke meta. Supports are getting worse at the game since they can turn their brains off and healbot in peace due to no dive. It's 5 DPS players per lobby constantly. Only reason I keep playing this game is to ragebait shitty teammates and make sure they stay in diamond.
>>528046694after going from high celestial to GM a third time, my theory is losers queue is tied to MVP performances, no mvp in a while = losers queue / mvp during designated loss = slingshot upwards. This season is so hard for vanguards to get mvp since assists were buffed and damage blocked was certainly nerfed.
>>528040106Happy Friday Eve, as my old high school science teacher used to put it
>>528053139mine ran a clash of clans guild named kush kingz that multiple students were in
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>>528046694>>528052601netease needs to fix this, like what
>>528053390Nice. In middle school my social studies teacher had like 8 desktops set up around his classroom and had them each loaded up with big name games. Some days he just would tell us "free day" and we could spend class playing on them and/or just goofing off. I fondly remember playing shit like Starcraft and Rune with my friends after school when we'd hang out in his class for a bit.
Christ, I miss 2002.......
>>528053914Working as intended
2 wins 2 loses (more if you continue)
>>528040106Know your Psylockes
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>>528054676yep I def belong in GM2, amazing matchmaking
>Play Healer
>Heal Tanks
>win
I think that the ranked system in Rivals is actually quite generous compared to lots of other online games that I've played
Like yeah you'll still get the occasional matchmaking-mandated loss and it stinks, but this game makes it fairly easy to get out of the low ranks at least
>>528055043maybe people think there is a smurf problem because the garbage eomm is making T500 players play in celestial and making eternity players grind out in GM and tread water in celestial
>>528049979Good. Slower threads are better and cozier.
>>528055064>pic Just as God intended
>>528049979Juneteenth is hardly a holiday here. Most places where people work are still open.
>>528049979>>528055879It's also summer vacation
>>528055704Pic entirely unrelated.
https://files.catbox.moe/w4zdnm.jpg
>>528055064Is it weird if this gives me a boner. God I love mating pressing slam pigs.
>>528056057>he's not man enough to handle a bbw and the insane animalistic sex that she inevitably comes packaged withIm not even mad, anon. If anything, I just pity you.....
>>528057418They'll most likely push him up, considering the increasingly negative reception the game is getting, and they can't ignore/sidestep it forever.
>>528041053To be honest, Gambit was always a better father to Laura than Wolverine
>>528057690Anyone is a better father that Wolverine
Majority of dads in capeshit of objectively bad if not awful to their kids
Ultron adam are without a doubt the most annoying fucking characters in this game right now. Undoubtedly throw picks against competent teams.
>>528039849 (OP)How the fuck do you deal with mr Fantastic holy shit
>>528049979>during primetimesounds like people are busy playing the game instead of shitposting you dickwad
>>528039849 (OP)Why is there no "How to train your EOMM" in the OP?
>>528059549Because EOMM isn't used in Marvel Rivals.
>>528059580it definitely is. Losses are one sided, rarely does it feel close.
>>528042445I had a game where one of my supports disconnected and one of my tanks had 0 kills at the end of the first round, voted to surrender and 3 voted no.
Legit don't understand what it takes to get people to vote yes to surrender.
>>528059580they have it in their other games, but why not rivals? Surely they would advertise it as a SBMM experience right
>>528060439Mantis is so gross and disgusting holy shit
>>528060636its literally just cope
The /codg/ has similar spergs constantly trying to gaslight people into thinking it doesn't exist when these companies have held GDC conferences about EOMM for YEARS.
Its way more obvious in this game because its made by incompetent chinks and chinks always make shittier versions of stuff.
>>528059549>>528059580>>528060338>>528060636just call it "manipulative matchmaking" so the jeets and chinks don't get flagged and have to shill/defend NetEast for their paltry wages.
>Reduce heals by 70%
>Recude damage by 40%
Boom, the game is suddenly good instead of being a retarded snowball fest
I want to fuck Peni Parker
I still don't understand why fantastic is allowed to be a tank and a dps at the same time.
>>528062672game is a retarded snowball fest because there is so many ways for randoms to get negative value, you have to stack like everyone else to eternity. You arent wrong about retarded heal numbers though.
>>528039849 (OP)>don't ban Peni>webs everywhere from your and their Penis>ban Peni>wolverine and Iron Fist and BP everywhereSkill issue.
>>528061154LOOK YOU MADE HER CRY!
>>528063854>59% win rate in celestialHow has this Brat not been corrected yet?
>rocket gets tilted that I tell him he's dogshit for not being able to turn around and selfheal/heal other support from spiderman dives
>says he's not healing me
>go hulk for namor teamup
>just act a distraction in the enemy backline
>namor soaks up all the damage and kills
>win the game
>>528061154Mantis a cute! A CUTE!!!!!!!
>>528064267>Shoot orbs at my other healer>They die anywayMany such cases
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you'll never believe who they blamed for the loss. This is platinum btw
>stuck hovering between Platinum and Diamond
>again
>mfw
Every fucking season has been like this for me. Why cant i just get teams who know what the actual fuck they're doing?!
>>528064696I cannot believe Jeff threw the game and stole MVP at the same time. Maybe stop being so selfish and think about your teammates for once asshole.
would you still play your waifu even if she got fat?
>>528065228she looks more pregnant than fat in that pic
pregnant skins when?
>>528064696you probably did play like a fucking idiot, mvp doesnt mean shit this season. They inflated it for supports.
>>528064696>4 melee diversouch
I don't know who to play anymore, I'm not having fun on anyone.
>>528065228Oh yeah. I dont care what she looks like. I would *wreck* that chick
>>528066146Finish the battle pass, wait for Carol
>>528065587He lost because his entire team is melee
>>528065228The waifus should be fat
>>528057153I didnโt say that. Iโm saying Squirrel Girl isnโt a โBBWโ or anything close to it. Neither is the image you posted.
>>528061154itโs fine if you feel that way quill will still take care of all her needs
>>528066847Whenever you BTFO someone they always go triple support
they always go winter soldier or hela
and in extreme cases hawkguy
This is exactly what im talking about
this shit is broken and no one wants to talk about it but I think its killing the game. its been 6-7 months and we stil log in to the same tired op shit. When does it change?
>>528065228>fatNo
>pregnant I'd be fapping too much to play
>>528061154Im imagining Mantis with her clothing removed.
Can we nerf the retarded free push ult US AGAINST THE WORLD?
>>528067272Nigga, societal beauty standards change once every other 37 minutes, I honestly dont know what to tell you.
Other than Doreen is my wife and is a cute
>>528067861>MAXIMUMJust add more one shots desu
>>528067861they need to nerf all healing ult cooldowns.
ult pushing should be punished. I cannot fathom hearing a defensive ult 40 seconds into a match its way too quick to get it.
What I couldn't move some shark killed me dude fuck this
>>528057153Supergirl skin for Doreen when?
>>528068038>the Luna Snow Is Effectively Immortal meme was 100% true until last patch>even now it takes your entire team focusing her to have a chance to kill her mid ult
>>528060439>Legit don't understand what it takes to get people to vote yes to surrender.All six people to agree on a singular thing, which is next to impossible in Current Year+13
I've only seen a successful surrender once in the 400+ hours I have in this awful experience.
>hela smurf talking about how she's actually weak to dive
>saying he's just doing his part to stop the flyer meta
>rocket also starts shit talking a BP for being "OP"
The playerbase deserves everything they get with this shitty game.
>>528064696That's why I play Cap.
Never get blamed for anything. Feels like freedom. Everyone thinks I'm a Steve Rogers whereas I'm more like John Walker
>>528068038Did you know they actually raised how long those ults took? It was even less.
Hoolk fact: the Hoolk has had a lot of sex with Doctor Strange's mother-in-law.
>>528068038They need to nerf healing in this game not just the ults. It's all too much. People will tell you that damage is too high to match when that's just blatantly not true. There's a few handful of outliers that people have also wanted nerfed since the beta but the devs refuse to as well. Even fucking buffing them (hela)
>>528067960Another post that has zero bearing on what I said. Weird. Thanks for showing what Iโm saying I guess?
>>528068778>Never get blamed for anything.Then why does everyone bitch about him here
I'm bewildered by the lack of changes made to the balance of this game.
I constantly see players swap to the same overtuned meta characters and compositions every single time you BTFO them. It's getting really old. I've played less and less since the game came out and it hurts to see such basic problems slowly eating away at people's patience which it definitely HAS since the playerbase fell off a cliff even if you some of you dont want to admit it.
If you go on Twitch and watch tryhards play, the vast majority of them have the same outlier characters lord because THEY'RE OP but we're ignoring this simply because a win/loss ratio is dictating balance in this game.
>>528070802Captain America is solo tanking allowing him to skillfully deflect criticism onto his duelist players.
>log on
>win first game easy
>get stomped next game
>log out
It's been like this everyday for weeks. This shit is stupid and I have no desire to play anymore.
>>528070578Define "BBW", anon
>>528070965ok we'll nerf spiderman and BP since that's what reddit complains about the most
anything to keep our precious little strategist princesses happy
He's like a hundred years old but hasn't figured out sarcasm.
>>528057690It's not a high bar to clear. One of Wolverine's early interactions with Laura was pushing her up against a tree and shouting in her face that it was her purpose to fight and die to keep his pretend-daughter-of-the-week safe. But nowadays he's still supposed to be the cool dad somehow (even though he left his kids to raise themselves). He's always gotten away with way too much shit frankly.
>>528073179It's what happens when your metaphorical ego can match the size of the literal Ego
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>>528074928Cyclops is autistic.
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>>528039849 (OP)Am I shit a Magneto or my team is bad?
>>528070178I legit think Adam is the only totally balanced healer with how his kit is structured. Big burst heals you hand to wait on, a defense button that can really fuck your team if you use it wrong, a strong ult that takes 50 years to build up and can still be punished hard if used wrong, landing shots rewards you with more survivability for the team, it's just a really compelling kit with obvious strengths and weaknesses and is total dogshit compared to the industry plant
>>528077994Yeah itโs unfortunate
>>528073694I'm kinda glad that the "what the fuck, nigger," moment for Gambit has always been treated as a big deal in stories and it's something he still feels bad for, it's like reverse Logan in the sense that some people in canon still hate his ass even though by now they probably should let some things go
>lose 2 games to troons stacking flying heroes
>forced bot match
Yeah, I'm going back to overwatch. No wonder this game is dying.
>lost minigame after wasting eons of my life
>close game
>open it up today
>you have received an upvote from blahblah
kek
>>528078658>lose 2 ranked matches>I guess I'll play QP>lose 2 games to troons stacking flying heroes>forced bot matchDon't you love it?
>>528078925I tried queueing for ranked after I left the forced bot game. The hero I wanted to play was banned, we started the game stomping anyway, then someone left and the match was cancelled. I knew for a fact I would get a forced loss if I queued again so I just alt+f4'd.
Be a fucking man and turn on your vc you little bitches. This is a team game
>>528080118>*listen to a nigger*>BEEEEEP in the backgroundNo thank you
>>528070965You keep saying this shit. Stfu. The characters arenโt OP dickhead, itโs just easier to play poke DPS because they arenโt in your face 24/7 and can handle fliers. Itโs just the nature of these type of characters. Stfu already. Jesus Christ.
>forced to play hela and click heads for 15 minutes again instead of something fun and interesting because it's the only way to reliably deal with a lot of the broken bullshit in the game
Youโre not supposed to be able to solo kill someone being pocketed you absolute fucking morons.
>>528081889Agreed. You should solo kill thier pocketer
>>528081889>you're not supposed to be able to kill people in a shooter gameAh, the infinite wisdom of a support player.
>>528081889Duelists with main character syndrome will not be happy to hear this
>>528082214Beat me to this
>guy goes hela
>says he's practicing for a tournament
>worst player on the team
I always wondered what kind of people care about this shit
>>528082214>mfw just go Spy and kill the fatass first regardless so my retard team automatically starts shooting the medic
>>528082214but he's so small, how scary can he be
I better shoot the big guy with a big gun shooting at me
its only 10 comp games played to get the season skin if you started 2.5 gold+ right?
>guy gets second place in minigame
>likes himself and no one else
lmao
I've played a lot of matches and I tend to notice the lobbies are one sided when people play characters that dont mesh well.
I think balancing around winrates makes no sense because there's a certain percentage of those losses that are totally out of the control of the player themself.
Aiming for a 40% win ratio across the board makes more sense
>>528083558Very carefully
>join match
>bozos pick 3 supports leaving me to solo tank
>Iโm on the cart on my own in a 1v5ing the enemy team while my team struggle to leave the spawn room
>1 bucky is keeping them at bay
>the entire time my team keeps flip flopping between support numbers. First it was 3, then they switched to 2, then back to 3, then to 1.
>I type โstop fucking around and stick to a 2 2 2 comp alreadyโ
>one responds โitโs qp โ
>another responds โqp is for challengesโ
These are your modern gamers.
>>528080496This. So. Much. This!
>>528059396You donโt. Heโs OP. Redditors wonโt admit it though even though they seemingly had a problem with Cap. You best option is to hard focus his supports and then melt him as a damage character. Someone like Thor, or Punisher.
>>528084114>>bozos pick 33 supports is the meta
didnt read the rest
>>528082506>80s spic guts who helps push cocaine for escobar in miami
>>528082238>D-D-DID I JUST LOSE A 1V2??????? AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NETEASE-SAMA SAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEE
>>528057418What a strange image
>>528059396>>528083558cc him after fridge mode
cc him in general, if he's too far from allies to dash to them he dies pretty fast
>>528071842not him but im pretty sure thereโs only one definition and it applies to fat women. doreen isnโt fat.
>>528084114As long as theres comp its always going to be this way.
league was way worse when it came to this but imagine being in a 40 minute match and you lose because you rolled some retard who sucks and he copes by telling you to play comp at the end when your team loses
>>528084849That's not a 1v2. A 1v2 would be 2 players attacking 1 player together.
It's actually a 1v1 except one player is basically unkillable because there's a troon sitting around the corner holding his "make teammate unkillable" button with one hand while dilating his neovagina with the other.
>>528084114It's quickplay, moron.
If you want a proper 2-2-2, go ranked mode.
Otherwise, complain to the developers that the game need you to play 2-2-2, but there's no role limit.
They'll bring back the Christmas skins in Christmas so I don't need to buy them. Fuck you fomo
so, how would you nerf bucky? he just seems like a good all-rounder while not being completely unreasonable
>>528084114vs ai is for challenges
qp is for playing with your friends but still trying to win
comp is for being a sweaty nerd
>>528085675only one automatic reload/health buff on cooldown
no ult reset on assists
damage nerfed 4 bullets per mag.
>>528085347>healer does his job>surprised pikachu faceMoron
>>528085448>qp is for throwing dude, itโs right there in the name>dude qp is for grinding challenges. Do it in the practice mode on easy? No I donโt want to becauseโฆuhโฆqp is for throwing dude Moron
>>528086408>>healer does his jobYes and his "job" is to be a broken piece of shit that has a huge impact on every fight with no skill involved whatsoever, because otherwise the troons on reddit would cry
>>528086124>playing with your friends and trying to winaka being a sweaty faggot
>>528086408>What? Play ranked mode and get a team that's actually trying to win? No I don't want to because I'm a sissy that's afraid of number going down>Wahh Wahh Wahhhok, faggot.
>I am full health
>nigger panther walks around the corner
>presses 3 buttons in the span of 1 second
>I am dead
Anons, I'm gonna be honest, I have NO idea why this game is losing players. I can't find any reason why people would not be having fun playing this game. What a conondrum!
>>528085347A 1 v 2 is 1 person fighting 2 people
role queues never happening now
ultron cemented that
adam was the worst healer and they decided to add another adam like idiots.
I solo tank all the time and when i get those morons i just stop playing tank, theres never enough healing
>>528086408you will not force me to do something i don't want to do for challenges
>>528087393New tank passive, for every bad healer you have you get 3hp/s regen at all times until you have proper healers. So your team being Jeff, Adam and ultron gets you 9hp/s
>>528087295Correct, and the healer is not fighting. Glad you understand.
>playing adam
>someone says "swap healer"
>dont
>win anyway
>>528085065She certainly isn't thin, either
>>528087576The Jeff shooting water through you two reading this:
>>528087693Skin color issue
>>528087572>Ultron's 30hp/s is not even enough>Let's give the player a 9hp/sNah, that's worthless.
Make it 90hp/s instead
>>528087117>NOOOO, YOU HAVE TO ONLY PLAY RANKED!!! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO WIN IN QUICKPLAY!!! SWEATY! SWEATY!!Pathetic
>>528087710sure. thick would be the appropriate descriptor
>>528087863have you ever tried having fun in quickplay instead
>>528087818Only if we also cut all tank cooldowns by 50%
>>528084114They are right
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>>528087651Adam is actually really good, but retards can only judge a player/character's performance from the score board, so they all think Chadam is bad.
>Dealt so less damage, but able to secure kills and get plenty of final hits>This gives the enemy's healers lesser ulti charge, benefitting the team>Able to provide a zombie army (Mantis & Starlord) that just can't die, so the enemy will be struggling to have a number advantage>Soul Bind & Burst Heal to counter certain ultimate like Psylocke's or Bucky's ulti, making it useless and wastedPeople need to wake up on Chadam, because he's just that good.
I feel like Jeff and Ultron are burdens when I get them on my team
>>528087968I didnโt realise fun meant refusing to commit to a role and then coping by crying โitโs qp dudeโ when you realise you wasted your teamโs time. Go play against bots if you want to fuck around and stop messing up peopleโs games. Thereโs a reason you can still report people for throwing in quickplay.
>>528087863>NOOOOO, YOU HAVE TO ONLY PLAY AI!!!! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO COMPLETE CHALLENGES IN QP!! BE MORE SWEATY! BE MORE SWEATY!!Absolute retard
>another forced bot game in qp
>leave
>banned for 5 minutes
>queue for ranked and throw
heh, nothing personal chinkease
Its getting very /v/ in here
Why the fuck are Grandmaster rank playing Quick Play? Go away.
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Cosmic crisis huh? If only there was some hero that could help with that.
>>528088626lol dude you are probably diamond trash. Im playing against GM-OOA all the time.
>>528087962Thicc and fat are a matter of perspective, son.
>>528088331if your team is genuinely trolling you, troll them back.
stop crying about losing and start being equally retarded.
i promise pretending to be a retard can be a therapeutic experience.
>>528088815I'm Bronze III I never played ranked. Go the fuck away.
>>528088376>NOOOOOO!!! I CANโT JUST COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE NATURALLY OVER THE COURSE OF PLAY!!! THE CHALLENGE SAYS PLAY HEALER SO I HAVE TO PLAY HEALER RIGHT NOW!!!! IT DOESNโT MATTER THAT WE ALREADY HAVE 3 HEALERS, I NEED MY USELESS SPRAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!!!!Uh. Itโs faster if you do it in practice vs AI. Itโll take 5 minutes, tops.
>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING!!!!!Kill. Your. Self.
>>528088331>Go play against bots if you want to fuck around Go play ranked if you want to sweatIt's literally right there, why won't you go there? Why do you refuse to go to ranked mode?
Are you afraid of knowing that you're a perma bronze shitter? Because you sound like one.
>>528088846Iโm not engaging in their retarded behaviour. Iโll call them out for being niggers, report them, and leave. If they enjoy losing they can do it without me.
>>528089078it's funny because 3 support is a completely winnable condition in quickplay especially if it's rez comp but you're just bad so you've never been able to. if anything your problem is not having a second tank, not having three supports.
>>5280889411) Playing to win = being sweaty you fucking moron.
2) Quick play is for quick games. Not fucking around and not practicing. You have custom lobbies and practice modes for that. No where in the description of the made does it say โthis mode is for mucking aboutโ
Eat a dick. Donโt play an objective based game if you donโt want to play the objective.
>>5280892971) Pushing for optimal way to win is exactly being sweaty, you retarded fuck.
You can have 5 healers and 1 tank in the team and still try to play to win.
2) No where in the description of the mode does it say "this mode is for 2-2-2 try hards".
I would ask you to eat a dick, but obviously you are already doing that on a daily basis.
>>528089297maybe you're the one who needs to play vs AI, since the AI teammates you get never make selfish character choices...
>luna snow more like delusional
caster was accidentally based there
>>528088864your mmr puts you around GM.
>New Psylocke skin is most definitely a summer skin
https://x.com/X0X_LEAK/status/1935736818353181118
>nigger panther picker literally tells me to kys because I wanted to ban nigger panther
>go dps rocket to throw his game
>still win because matchmaking wanted me to
EOMM isn't real btw
>>528089948>Breast windowI know they are desperate, but THIS desperate?
>>528089948They should buff her into not being a throw pick first if they want people to buy skins for her.
>>528090487looks like the other team's strange and supports were getting shit on by you, emma, and wolv and your other two healers were sufficient. maybe the hela was a weak link but they were good enough to not throw the game in the end. where's the discrepancy here?
>>528040442>A shining example of european democracy
>>528090487>I'm gonna throw>Except I'm not actually throwing>Le EOMM btw
>>528091707in what universe is dps rocket not throwing? if the enemy team wasn't so bad I would've gotten shat on. I'm pretty fucking sure the enemy rocket didn't know he could heal himself.
>Duelists when they get into the 1m danger zone of the immobile Vanguard, using all of their movement abilites to get to them, and expect to not get their shit wrecked
>>528091989You are still actively doing something.
Throwing would mean you not using BRB, ulti, and also dps from distance instead of going to the front and get 17 final hits.
It's as retarded as saying Flanking Jeff in last season is "throwing"
>>528085675Get rid of the bonus health on simply activating his abilties.
It makes ZERO sense that everyone else who gets bonus health has to land their abilites. BUT NOT FUCKY BUCKY OVER HERE!!!
Just spam your low-cooldown abilities so you effectively have 500 health, while being able to have both displacement abilities, anti-air, anti-dive, anti-brawl, and just like Hela, can two-tap half the cast! He's the new Iron Fist, but even worse because he can just sit his stupid ass behind StrangeMag or StangeEmma or EmmaMag or whatever fucking inpenetrable frontline someone can create.
Make it so that he actually has to land his abilites to gain bonus health so the asshole isn't effectively a Vanguard with 5x the amount of DPS.
>>528092924They should give the bonus hp on using abilities to punisher and away from bucky. Punisher has a tank hitbox anyways
>>528087743Only supportards cry about BP these days.
He's a bottom 3 character and will remain so until NetEast gets off their asses and give him a complete rework.
my 36 yo boomer ass finally figured out how to link Twitch with the game
>>528093182>4th highest winrate character in diamond+ is a bottom 3 character because I said soYou are a redditor who probably doesn't even play the game but watches high ranked streamers and then proceeds to larp as one of them. You will never be good at the game.
>>528093442enjoy your magik bro
After playing Magneto for a bit, anyone who can land his ULT is a fucking god. Mad respect.
>>528053390>Not Kalifornia Kush KingsWasted opportunity.
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>The new bundle/content only increased the player numbers by 2k for 1 day
Clearly, releasing more contents is not the way to go.
Why are they still doing that?
>>528093472>muh win ratelel. doesn't mean shit. Just because some BPs reach high rank and only play as him, doesn't mean the character is good. It just means the players are good.
>>528065524Not happening in most games but there is a pregnant Warframe for some reason.
>>528093975It's not hard to land it, the difficult part is to outplay the enemy tanks who will try to cockblock you.
Any new Carol lines this patch?
>>528067960They really don't though. Pretty much any woman who was considered hot 50 years ago would be considered hot today. It's basically just clothes and hairstyles that change.
I actually had fun today, solo ranked. I just decided that I have no control of my retarded teammates so I just play to improve. Playing with retarded teammates is like training in the Hypbolic Chamber
>>528087710squirrel girl is unironically muscular thick without being a grotesque female bodybuilder
her thighs look like a squatter's thighs, and she's not chubby but is still solidly built especially in her tummy
the exact kind of woman I want crushing my head between her thighs
>>528095664This bitch is ugly bro.
>only two modes
Kind of shit desu.
>>528088609and by that you meanโฆ?
>>528095884I had fun playing a game where the enemy team had a spiderman that was so bad his team was flaming him in allchat halfway through round 2
he was diving our luna and she was solo killing him. if he survived, he would get stuck on map geometry trying to swing out
>>528089948>>528090613KEK
Letโs see how far theyโre willing to go with these and if they have any impact
>>528093442Get off the game grandpa you have bingo in the morning the only twitching you need to focus on is the medical kind
>>528096637It's gonna be censored slop like the squirrel girl skin.
>>528095030too bad warframe sucksโฆ
>>528094072Because they're desperately trying to not acknowledge how shitty the balance is
The game will do better when they finally nerf hela, winter soldier and remove hawkguy's one shot ability
nerf the shit out of storm's teamup ults
significantly tune down healing defensive ults
rework adam to be better at healing
nerf groot
Why was it so much more fun to play in S0 ...
>>528095664>no boobs>no ass>man jaw>pointy witch nose3/10 would not bang
>>528097124>nerf hela, winter soldier and remove hawkguy's one shot ability>fliers go from having few counters to having noneYes, I'm sure this will help the game.
>>528097495yeah the devs are retarded for letting fliers sit in teh hemisphere and still dishing out full damage.
they need to add fall off reworks for everyone
>>528096710Yep.
It's called method acting.
And yes, I glue random rocks to myself when I want to get Grimm.
>>528057682What negative reception?
Honestly it doesn't even matter because the game is fucked.
There's way too much shit they'd have to rework and we havent' seem them properly nerf hela or winter soldier since season 0 and I dont have an insane death wish against these 2 but theyre just so the most obvously overtuned characters compared to the rest of the roaster that its hard not to notice.
If they cant even do that what makes anyone think
they're going to overhaul fall off damage
they're going to rework healing ults
they're going to rework the comp ban system
the game is just heading down a sewer and there's no light at the end of this tunnel. I fucking love playing this shit but I also loved playing for honor and eventually that fizziled out when the game died.
>>528097281Nobody knew how to play
>>528097281The community was actually positive and healthy.
Everyone was learning at the same time.
The Overwatchfags were still coping and stayed in their lane
Top streamers weren't having retarded opinions and screaming about Rocket
We didn't know how broken supports were
No one except for two people that speedran ranked to OAA were good at Spider-Man, so he wasn't a literal menace for the shitters.
>>528098930>We didn't know how broken supports were>Top streamers weren't having retarded opinions and screaming about Rocketlol what? these were hugely discussed in season 0. Every match revolved around healing ults and still do.
>>528098010I'll have to do the same when Carol releases
>>528098010>play Cap>wear full metal replica shield on arm>play Strange>toss on giant popped collar cloak, grow a beard>play Hulk>dose yourself in extreme amounts of gamma radiation, get super cancer
>>528098930>>528099090I just have to add to this you're a slow ass retard. You were probably dogshit at the game and at learning the curve so you project these dogshit opinions onto everyone.
Season 0 had relatively ok balance and while there were outliers it didn't feel hopeless at the time, but after 7 months I'm tired of this shit. Zero nerfs to the characters that deserve it.
Healing ults were always meta, people hated rocket because he was a low effort phone in hold left click all game character and depending on the team composition you went up against he could screw you over. All it took was a couple dps ults to wreck your shit.
wolverine wasn't buckbreaking every tank before they overtuned him and then tried to give him the smallest slap on the wrist nerf.
I distinctly remember streamers onetricking hawkguy just to climb to celestial and he and hela were getting banned often enough to not be seen as problems until the devs went FULL retard and overbuffed a bunch of other characters so now people are prepetually stuck banning the same 6 retards.
Yeah fuck you. Get your rewritten history the fuck out of here. If you didn't get GM season 0 you are fucking garbage. its been easy as hell to play rank every season after.
at this point wolverine is a better ban than ironman or ultron, he is better than he has ever been
>>528098038Don't be stupid. you know damn well about it. It's not like its being discussed constantly day in and day out in these thread and in YouTube videos
>>528100507yeah but people STILL BAN HULK EVEN THOUGH HIS TEAMUP IS SUPER EASY TO COUNTER
JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING SQUIDS YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDS STOP BANNING A B TIER TANK
>>528096178>>528097468>HEARTBREAKING: ugliest slugs in the universe have an opinion on female beauty
I genuinely think most 4tards have a diminished and subtle case of demon face syndrome that makes moderately attractive women look grotesque to you developed from only looking at fictional characters for 30+ years. especially you weeaboo pedoniggers
>>528100719>just shoot the squids with the hp of a player behind a shield and cornernamor retard you are not good your character is OP
>>528100810>>528101107hope she sees this bro
>>528101289hope your mental illness gets better. i recommend exposure therapy by looking at real women in real life more often.
>>528101107Nah it's just misogyny
>>528040031The fact they were prioritizing putting a nother literal who tier chink in over an ocean of characters encapsulates so much of what is wrong with this fucking game same with Silver Fox
>>528088234>play CHADam in GM>little BITCH Luna telling me to switch to Loki the whole first round despite the enemy only taking one point in push>rages and takes CHADam from me when it's our turn to defend because he says he'll play it better>instalock Ultron as a response>lose and he tells everyone to report me>End with 5k more healing than him and 8 final hits compared to his 2What is it about Adam that just mindbreaks people?
>>528101526you can't dismiss the neurological impact of never seeing a woman up close besides maybe your mom for your entire adult life and substituting intimacy with fiction
I feel like the more callouts I do in ranked the more toxic I get when people don't follow up, should I just stick to pings? like I legitimately don't think it's helping anymore
>>528100507>Don't ban Ultron>Retarded team pick Ultron>Can't aim, can't heal, he's completely uselessNah, ban Ultron always
>>528101990The weak envy the strong
>>528101381>>528102086Why would you ever want to look at 3DPD whores?
>>528099838>hostile for no reason
>>528102271like 90% of dps OTP have chat and VC off because they get flamed so much for not playing with the team.
>>528102645>Exhibit Cyou got mkultra'd into never reproducing nigga
just for that i'm posting an offensively unattractive mantis
>>528103558>seething simp has this saved on xir computerWish I could say I'm surprised
>>528101132Im hostile because pieces of shit like you try to edge your gay little rewritten fanfic tier history into everyones head. No youre just a dishonest faggot.
>>528103672>projectingI'm trying to help you. just identifying a problem. reproduction is an instinct developed by a brain exposed more to 3dspace than crude cave scribbles. Your brain was not designed to cope with a deluge of curated and nonreal instinct pings created by depopulation agents. just say you're an edgy antinatalist or be honest with yourself about why you're at this point.
>>528053139heh, Happy Friday Even to you too man, HS science teachers can be so fun if you get a good one
>>528054960Oh I'm fairly aware, my favorite will always be Kwannon, I just post Rivals Psylocke fanart here because it's /mrg/
>>528104078Low tier bait. Average tier shitpost.
Dudeโฆwhy do you want to win?โฆitโs qpโฆalso Iโm trans
>>528106057this but unironically QP is for queueing up and doing whatever
>>528105573>deflects when deep psychological wounds are exposedseek therapy soon
>>528100810I'm actually decent looking myself but I am a turbo autist volcel
My post used a meme format because it was a joke
>>528040031>make vampire season>don't put Blade in during itThey genuinely must have ran into some kind of major issue during his development to not put him in then. I refuse to believe they're stupid enough to skip putting the vampire hunter in the vampire season on purpose.
>>528107572Here's how it went down.
>devs release closed beta mid 2024 for a 2025 release>beta does wonders and public reception is amazing.>devs hire a new team to push 2025 release date to late 2024 to ride the wave of publicity>characters that were planned for 2025 release can't make it for the new 2024 release>these characters are Blade Ultron and all the fantastic four>season 1 is double loaded with the fantastic four to have them release all in one season>while game is going through season 0 and 1 playerbase makes outcry over duelist over saturation>Emma replaces Blade
>>528107572Marvel most likely told them to push the F4 first due to the development hell of the Blade movie. Keep in mind that MCU Blade was meant to release way back in 2023.
>>528108337Honestly that's fair. Game still needs more tanks and healers honestly.
>>528097281Honeymoon period. Thatโs over now and all the games flaws are showing their ugly assholes to your face.
>>528101107sounds like emmatard cuck rage from that one thread. if you are then lol
>>528108901didnt the guy crying about Emma's "man face" start crashing out because he said all attractive woman have a rounded face and someone posted the 5head bitch from the TLOU show?
>>528105419>kwannonGarbo taste
>>528108901>encouraging physical and mental intimacy with women is cuckwhat a twisted world your addled mind must perceive. therapy now.
>>528102271is there a higher res version of this image?
>>528108692Marvel games and MCU doesn't really have synergy like that as well as the nature of their relationship with Netease doesn't have them make demands. Netease goes through a check with Marvel on who to add, but it's all Neteases own suggestions and the decision for releases to coincide with other properties rest on Netease also.
>>528107572Or: they realized no one cares about Blade in comparison to the other well known characters they can put in and just pushed him back. Youโre right that if they were going to do it at all it should have been during Draculaโs shitty arc but thatโs the Chinese for you.
>>528109051to each their own, but I'm sorry for your poor taste.
>>528108901That is him lol. Sad to see but the retard never left us he's just been on unusually good behavior.
>>528109042>>528109129donโt double post and donโt talk about yourself in the third person. embarrassing behavior even for you.
>>528109395yeah i figured as much. sad but at least heโs gotten a handle on his autism (kind of)
>>528109265You can't go "no u" junior, I already said that, wrack your brain and come up with something else.
>>528109395this makes you look more schizo than when you were actually arguing with him and calling him some retard from some other general or whatever. i'm urging you to seek help.
>Ultron player steals my MVP
Still a sore subject I see. Don't worry, i wont make you recall that blown out asshole you received any longer. One of your meltdowns was quite enough.
>>528109692Your fault. Should have worked harder
>>528109556too bad for you, Kwannon is still my favorite because I have good taste, try baiting an argument with someone else instead
>>528109975There's no baiting brother. You can prefer whoever you want and air it out whenever but people are allowed to disapprove in turn. There are superior choices is all I'm saying.
>>528109968I was 34/4, with 35k blocked damage and dunked on C&D ult constantly I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT
>balance patch
what changed? nothing
>>528109467no double-posting here, but I'm pretty sure that's what happened. someone posted Bella Ramsay and the incel talking about muh facial structure and genetics started seething
Here's the raw, actionable roadmap for individuals stuck in these patterns who genuinely want to change (this won't work for those who don't see a problem). It's harsh, practical, and requires brutal self-honesty:
Digital Cold Turkey (30 Days Minimum):
Delete: All porn accounts, bookmarks, "goon" forums, incel/chud communities, algorithm-driven social media (TikTok, Instagram Reels, Twitter feeds filled with rage/objectification). No "just one look."
Block: Use site blockers (Freedom, Cold Turkey) on devices and routers. Make access physically difficult.
Replace: Install site blockers and fill that void IMMEDIATELY with offline activities (gym, walking, cooking, library, cheap hobby kits).
Reset Your Dopamine:
No Fapping/Porn: Hard reset for at least 30 days. This isn't moralistic; it's about breaking neural pathways linking arousal to pixels/fantasy. Expect intense boredom and irritability โ that's the addiction talking.
Dopamine Fasting: Severely limit other cheap hits: binge gaming, junk food binges, doomscrolling news, excessive masturbation without porn. Embrace the boredom.
Radical Physical Self-Care:
Sleep: 7-9 hours. Same schedule. Non-negotiable. Fatigue fuels depression and poor choices.
Diet: Cut processed junk. Prioritize protein, veggies, complex carbs. Hydrate. Gut health impacts mood.
Exercise: Lift heavy weights 3-4x/week OR intense cardio (running, swimming, HIIT) 4-5x/week. This regulates hormones, reduces anxiety, builds discipline. Mandatory.
Sunlight: Minimum 20 mins direct sunlight early in the day. Regulates circadian rhythm.
>>528081889Ok so what about the supports are pocketing each other and the rest of the team at the same time
What's funny is the guy who was trying to argue against the emmafag got blown the fuck out as the worse of two retards. So bringing Emmafag up to revise history makes this other guy seem so pathetic that he still is holding this grudge.
ultorn adam players are literally just retards that cant let their ego play support when they're doing bad
fuck these faggot support picks
>>528110127>what is multiple device postingthatโs an awfully detailed recollection of an argument you supposedly werenโt even apart of. very curious word choice too. all of the same as the guy in that argument. iโll echo
>>528109935 and stop prodding you before you tear down the rest of the thread with this very painful memory of yours.
>>528110445I remember the argument because I was watching along too when it happened. I'm not so obsessed with this site to start double posting but I'll happily prove myself as a jeet based on my timezone and watch as the other guy frantically doubles down on proving he's not one (also just in case someone asks, I'm not that Magikfag)
>>528096882Maybe it will, I just hope that boob window design actually goes through.
>>528110624i don't really care what race anyone thinks i am on an anonymous taiwanese silkworm chatroom
>>528110364they are not supports, its dps. It's your problem if you still don't understand it.
>1-3-2
>2nd supp is adam
>lost first point after 1 fight
>BP is a faggot and starts faggoting in chat
>lost defense with 2mins left for enemy
>attacking
>still 1-3-2
>sill adam
>the BP is still a faggot
>lose 3 times on 1st point
>one swaps to tank
>adam swaps to cnd
>we actually take 1st point
>got 2nd
>BP is still a fag
>got third to force OT
>OT
>2-2-2
>we got 1st point after first fight
>pushed to 2nd and OT ended
>held enemy team on 1st point
>actually won the game
>the BP is still a faggot with a negative KD
>>528111134No, they're definitely supports. But their characters are terrible supports.
Most of the game revolves around pocketing and its abysmal to have these retards every single match.
I've taken to banning ultron in comp just to prevent people from locking him in
>>528062681i want to park my penis inside penis parker
>>528112781anon... Penis Parker is what MCU Flash calls Peter...
>>528067960this outfit should've been sluttier
>>528095664this chick is below mid
>>528113028Why are you posting gay porn
>>528112242you will never leave your plat 2
>>528113342that's tom holland in a feature film
>>528113458Itโs a gay sex scene. Why do you have it saved
These threads are so fucked
Ultron just clicked for me. Maybe my favorite hero he just needs some more skins that are affordable
>>528113690well i thought it would make for a humorous response to that anon's reply to me so i googled "tom holland backshots gif" and went from there
>blame our ironfist before the game even starts (half jokingly) cause the hero sucks
>he ends up raging about healers half way in and swaps to jeff and runs around in our spawn area instead of helping
kek i mind broke him
>>528114241Well it wasnโt
>started to accurately predict when the enemy is going to ult a couple seconds before they do it
I am evolving
>>528114035Iโll wait and see how things turn out with the next update. If thereโs no real change and activity drops so soon like this last one then yeah itโs bleak, never mind the worst posters that always stick around for some reason
>>528114454>"he was so mad bro i swear"You are only one mind broken enough to tell the story
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>>528116274>if you share a funny story about retarded teammates you are madlemme guess you grief in the same way and cant believe anyone finds it funny
I claimed my twitch drops on the wrong account
>>528117795make a new twitch account then, they don't even ask you to use a real email so you can make shit up on the spot.
>>528117061This pic makes happy. Fuck that hairy ugly midge.
>literal bait and switch
why did they do it, bros...
>>528118574Words hurt too you know
>>528114818dont speak for me,
>>528114241 it was a hilarious response I enjoyed it
Quick play is hell. The amount of inting retards is astonishing. I'll stick to ranked then, atleast there you get maximum 2 mouthbreathers per team who you can avoid and farm later.
>>528119464Canadian midge cuck defiled my black queen Storm
>tank main
>filling support as rocket
>park the enemy payload for 1 minute while avoiding their backline
the tank spirit can't be tamed
>Other team pushing hard
>About to lose
>Grab that annoying little spider twink and splatter him against a fucking wall before the match ends
>>528121514Many such cases.
this game was completely winnable and not really one sided, but why did the game decide to pit a bunch of diamonds against our team? Weren't there a bunch of plats queueing in the game with 100k active players?
these exchange tokens are fucking useless if they never add skins to the base pool
>>528123991theyre probably negative diamonds so plats
>>528039849 (OP)smurfing is rampant in b--g
>>528118574t. cucked by the BWC
>>528121514kek called it
>>528119942It wasnt. Objectively
>>528123345Whore with a man face
>>528096178>>528097468Well of course she can't compare to the timeless beauty of your hand.
find women attractive is gay
i can elaborate if you guys are interested
>>528119464The context of that panel makes it funnier. Get shit on manlet weeb.
>>528102645So you can appreciate the 2DQTs even more.
>>528118950for whatever reason i got no credit towards this shit yesterday after watching for 2 hours. it's the first time it happened. made sure to only watch channels that had drops on
Looks like this game is gonna be The Finals tier. Couldnโt even make it to the Apex Legends bracket :(
>>528125337too bad nigga it was funny
im so shit at this game it's unreal
>>528118950>1 hour for galacta spraylol chinks are trying to inflate watchtime too. it's ogre
sub 100k daily peak is incoming
>>528128583what's to blame? the horrid balance? the mounting problem of smurf accounts making it impossible for actual bronze/silver players to rank up? lack of maps and game modes?
bruh I just can't with this goofy ass game anymore
>>528091385That is a male
Is anyone else just not enjoying the game anymore
>>528127184make sure the video isn't muted (1% is enough) sometimes it mutes itself when you refresh the video
>>528127402It wasnt. Objectively
>>528126214Kek
>>528128918Sure it's kind of stale right now
>>528128723Maybe that's the nature of current game market.
People play a game, then they move on, chasing the next FOTM.
Free games means there's no sunk-cost fallacy either, so they are all ready to move on whenever.
>>528113458>Hey wanna play Spiderman?>Yeah!>Ok you gotta get backshots from a nigger in this other movie Jewish humiliation ritual.
>>528129370In-character for Spider-Cuck
>>528129061yeah the thing is i look in my twitch inventory and marvel rivals isn't even there as something being progressed. the only thing i see is the stuff i've already claimed for the game and nothing else. never had this happen before.
>>528129768ok nevermind so for some reason the channels that had "drops enabled" were apparently lying because i just went to the main rivals channel and the drops started.
>>528128583any idea how big the spike will be when s3 comes out?
i can see it spiking to 150k and then falling back in a couple days.
but it will depend on who the next playable character is
hey/mrg/, which nameplate do you guys use?
>>528128583>Steam - 100k>Console - 150-200k (xbox&ps)Total player count should be in the 250k-300k mark. What do you think?
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>Guys!! Help us save the game!!
>>528133853this and x-revolution emma
>>528133853No One Rivals DOOM
>>528134667Only Steam chart numbers matter
>>528134667>Console - 150-200k (xbox&ps)Nice numbers pulling out of your ass.
Why stop there?
Claim that there's 150-200 millions players playing on console.
What's your favourite Marvel characters and their comic stories?
>>528135334those are just my estimates. how big do you think the console player base is?
>>528128723People dropping off getting tired of waiting for Carol
How did they manage to fuck up a fire themed Moon Knight skin? Seems like an easy W but instead we got... whatever this is.
>>528136941Easily the best skin in the game, he actually looks like a Superhero
>about to kill 4 sluts with my ult
>game disconnect me
fucking chinks!
>>528136941He looks fine in motion
>Enemy going full sweat
>Peni + Rocket to cover the ground
>Ironman + torch
>Invisible woman providing shield to the flyers
>Strange holding shield in the front blocking damage
>Even if you kill a flyer, he get respawn by BRB immediately
>Hela is banned
>Team has a meme shark
There's nothing that I can realistically do to win that as solo queue.
What would you do?
>>528133309>any idea how big the spike will be when s3 comes out?it can be 100k or 150k. any number under 200k. but as you said it depends on what the next character is
>>528128768rework spiderman like they reworked jeff. annoying ahh hero
>possible double DPS release with Blade getting off his ass and Jean coming
then I guess Carol is Season 4 if Blade isn't a surprise 3rd hero release. Teasing heroes seasons in advance is kind of annoying.
but maybe Blade now is better than a possible flight capable Phoenix and a flying tank with the current meta
>>528134673that game mode has potential but it needs a lot of work. TFT with marvel IP is an obvious winner
>>528139465>What would you do?next. or stop playing if eomm is engaged
>>528139729it can be either one of them. but they need to be fun to play. not ass like ultron
>>528136941Good Moon Knight skins cannot be made.
>>528049979It really is insane how fast these threads died
>>528140605The black one has some weird accents but the blur of black and red looks good during the game play imo.
>>528141871dive meta kept the game alive, pandering to antidive retards is now killing it
>>528060439>>528061154She looks weird with human pigmentation
>>528065228I can believe Emma would do this
>>528065524pregnant women representation? uh-oh, that sounds like DEI shit to me, citizen! what's your most recent scores on the antiwokeness test?
>>528142398is that She-Hulk
Release a goth girl and playerbase will recover.
>>528145589>power is she can do literally anything....onceHow would you even attempt to make a viable kit for that?
>>528145961>gives herself the power to remove this limitationmarvel didn't think this through
>>528145961Do what Midnight Suns did and just make her the RNG hero
>>528145589Never played to the point that I got her, but I instantly recognized the style as from Avengers Alliance (RIP).
>>528146963There is apparently a local server emulator thing.
I haven't played it yet but it exists.
>>528145961The same way many other heroes lack their skills from comics.
>>528146790>>528146963>>528147142For a turn based game it was hella fun.
>>528064696had a jeff ult on the point today and c9 the point
then he left the game
gm btw
necros is now currently having to watch his own failures and be a spectator to ignite
lmao
You know what the problem is? Insanely long walks back to the fight.
>>528146098That's actually one of the few things the Staff explicitly NOT do, mostly due to it actually being this guy trapped in staff form thanks to an ancient blood magic ritual Nico's ancestor preformed on him
>>528152754Damnit forgot my pic
>>528151559im ngl, id rather watch a pro valorant match than a pro marvel rivals/ow match.
Whenever I watch mr pro matches for a few minutes I have a hard time knowing wtf is going on and i just dip out.
ig its the main reason why ow/mr arent really popular as esports since the audience is constantly bombarded with vfx on their screen. valorant does that too, but only in doses instead of constantly in your face.
>>528152971well theres prx vs wolves in like an hour
>>528153251nah. im gonna watch navi v vitality.
i watch cs primarily.
im just saying that if i have to suffer clusterfuck sfx vomit on my screen, id rather choose to watch valorant.
>>528153926 it's prx though
they're hype
>>528153251Are any of them playing Captain Marvel?
Didn't think so
>>528154304yeah idk who prx or wolves are
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>do my heal mission in qp
>players act like they won the 3 million ignite tournament when they beat a bunch of console kids
>resurrection team on both teams
FUCKING DISGUSTING
>>528145961Can't she thesaurus her way around that rule though?
>>528142565the corset is for the people at the gala that her powers don't work on
99% of the time she just lets her fat gut hang out and covers it up with telepathic illusions
>>528145589this did not work for multiversus.
>>528158721By the end of that game I didn't even have Batman unlocked, it doesn't matter what characters you add if people can't play them
>>528158721Genuinely no character could have saved that
>>528159495>he didn't grind out every character in beta when it was significantly easieru snooze u looze
Aw man, I didn't know he passed away.
RIP.
>>528153129Moon Knight's public perception will never recover from the memes
>>528159726I pretty much just played Wonder Woman and got bored because there was no ranked mode stupidly decided to wait for the full release before playing too much :(
Spider-Man fact: Spider-Man has empirical knowledge of what it feels like to be a teenage girl with menstrual cramps.
>>528162723He bodyswapped with Ms. Marvel when she was on her period.
>>528162472>>528163054A man having a cold is worse than period cramps, grow up
>>528154985people that talk shit in quickplay when you're doing missions have got to be studied in a lab
>>528163797>people that talk shit in quick play have got to be studied in a labftfy
>>528163797>playing qp with my lord reed and a group of random retards>not even trying and just doing my "take 6000dmg/tank with shields, etc" challenges>enters wolverine, trash talkin' (carried by his friends btw)why are they like this? are they manlets irl too?
>i learnt how to animation cancel
Why is matchmaking in this game so unbelievably shit?
>KNEEL, PEASANTS!!!
what the hell is her fucking problem?
>>528163424what about a man having a cold makes it worse than a woman having a cold? do men have an immune system skill issue or something?
>>528163054>anything post OMD
>>528165509Filename should have been Emma Frosted
>>528160448i played wonder woman frequently enough because she was a stupid busted dev pet the entire lifetime of the game but damn was she boring
you should have tried characters that don't rely on their multihit neutral air like oxygen
is there no way to play MultiVersus anymore? even on fan-run servers and shit?
>>528136941I actually think he looks alright. Justโฆ a little bland?
>>528165509>what the hell is her fucking problem?she can look inside my brain and see exactly what I want
which is for her to sit on my chest while I suckle those big floppy tits
>>528166365>>528160448i didnt play for very long but i mostly played t&j
i like puppet fighters
>>528139729blade was an obvious misdirect itโs still going to be someone else
>>528144607this artist is fun
>>528136941looks like a power ranger but in a bad way, specifically like one of those power-ups the red ranger gets
>>528165667iirc hormones play a part in how your body deals with some symptoms, that's why these memes exist.
>>528145589>literal dykeChinamen donโt want, sorry junior
>>528166501Beta+ if you want to risk using parsec and play a fan version of the beta
MVS Infinite isn't out yet but they intend to use integrated P2P instead of parsec, for an experience closer to final release state
>>528165310I can never tell if Iโm actually doing it or if everyone else sucked
>>528167003She's bi, you unabashed plebian fuck
>>528162472>>528163054>>528165649Nothing is hotter than a man getting mind-broken by the pleasures if a womanโs body
>>528166874so if a woman got a cold on her period it might be pretty unpleasant
>>528166874Actually me whenever I get sick compared to my wife, I didn't know this was an actual like thing, I just thought I had bad luck with getting sick compared to her.
>>528162472>>528163054of course he did/does
did he also say he identifies as a bloody vagina now
>>528158721Marceline was in that too? Whoโs the guy with the gun?
First time climbing so high. I'm so afraid to queue. What are the chances for an EOMM government-mandated loss happening now?
Magik would unironically be attracted to the ugly fat bastard archetype due to be raised in a demon realm
>>528167443>Whoโs the guy with the gun?Agent Smith. Funny how the game never got Neo, despite him being in the original alpha leak.
>>528166874Women's bodies are set up for the eventual possibility of an entire other being sharing the same systems for a bit, so thier immune systems are supercharged, relatively speaking. Men only have to really worry about making sure everyone has food and/or not die, so evolution didn't prioritize our internal defenses as much
>>528145589>>528158721I tried to tell people that Raven was fucking garbage in that game baka
>>528145589I unironically confused both Magik and Nico back in the day.
>>528129370the โguyโ who posted it loves it
>>528167716>Smith>Freddy>JasonAnd somehow putting these R rated characters in the same game as goddamn Bugs Bunny didn't quite work out. Odd.......
>>528167741Women took more covid vaccines than men.
>>528167190That changes nothing
>>528167958Bitch no, it's extremely funny we got to have Jason cutting Bugs' bunny balls off while wearing a Finn costume.
>>528167353there's science behind it, it also explains why when I used to tell my mom I was sick and didn't want to go to school she acted like it was no big deal.
>>528167213>That time Doctor Strange bodyswapped with Captain Marvel and then they spent a whole night fucking each otherFun
>>528167446>mfw still cant get past Diamond
wolverine is going to be nerfed again
>>528167213>pleasuresIt's been alleged that period cramps are actually not pleasurable.
>>528169616Yea but WHOSE feet, I want to judge the content of your character
>>528169460you mean punisher is gonna get nerfed
>>528169710You cant prove that and you damn well know it, you son of a bitch
>>528165509not enough dickings
>Almost lose because Ultron wouldn't fucking swap
>Forced to get off tank and go third support because of this stupid Ultron
>He ends up only having 4 final hits
What do I do when I get players like this in the future?
>>528144607Uhm....what does his WIFE Sue have to say about this?
>>528170816click the "avoid as teammate" option and stomp them in the next match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTvIA0NCmf4
>>528171082I have a sneaking suspicion that people abusing that feature is what leads people to having stomps and bot matches all the time.
>>528170332Have you never heard how much they bitch on their period? it could be the best experience in the world otherwise and the hormonal nonsense would still make them miserable.
>>528170909She's 100% into it.
I haven't played all week because of an arm injury, and I don't know how to get back into it honestly.
>>528171447probably. Its much harder to matchmake fairly when everyone is blacklisting eachother.
>triple support double tank with 1 wolverine
>a flyer on the enemy team
what the fuck did they expect?
>>528171548Sue wears the pants in the prime universe because Reed is a literal autist whose hyperfixations can cause the universe to implode or some similar shit.
>>528171606God was helping you by showing you tough love in the form of that injury. He is trying to save you from playing this bullshit
>>528171548>plebian interpretation: she like him dick get biggur>patrician interpretation: she like getting tied up and constricted in his stretchy limbs
>>528171447Well the bot matches, that's just QM manipulation bullshit. When people pointed it out, they did tone down the matches and made the bot profiles a little less blatantly obvious they are bots with dynamic profile levels (instead of simply levels 1-5) and scaling difficulty the longer the match goes on.
It used to be insane with the frequency of bot matches before they stealthpatched them. You'd get them every 2 losses (maybe 3 if you're lucky) and the AI was set to easy. At the very least you could grind dailies off of them but quitting marks you as a deserter Now, you can lose up to six times in a row before they throw you in the bot queue
Psylocke needs more HP or an regenerate ability like Iron Fist
>>528172002He could do her downward dog and eat her out at the same time.
>>528172130This is what I look like after my 5th win
>>528101687Its actually insane how much of this games problems stem from them raping the marvel IP as much as they can.
Wierd asian skins bloat almost all of the skins while comic skins get changed heavily instead of being adaptations and most default skins like hawkeye and cap are butchered versions instead of their iconic looks.
Missing some of the most popular fucking characters
Watering down several powersets to conform to shitty FPS archtypes (black widow and ultron are the most eregious offenders)
The characters is the big one
The fantastic 4 were all obviously ready and just sent out to build more hype past season 1 but It's insane they launched without the most popular characters like the X-men. Cyclops and Beast turned from fan favorites into 30+ years of character assasinations so I'm not shocked they're not in but they're missing so many more X-men especially rogue and gambit and also genunely shocked doctor dooms not in the game
>>528172289marvel comics, hire this man
>>528172365>also genunely shocked doctor dooms not in the gameWhat wild is there is seemingly no plans to add him to the game at the moment. Like he is not even close to being considered.
>>528172365>raping the marvel IPI wish. I still want to see a PRC version of Cap. Red suit, yellow stars. Do it you pussies.
>>528172809Let's not look a gift horse in the mouth. Less Doom is good.
>>528172839You will get a captain canada outfit, you may even get a captain mexico outfit but you will never get captain china outfit
>>528167958Jason was unironically the best part of the game.
>>528172036>Well the bot matches, that's just QM manipulation bullshitIt's not though, because me and others haven't had bot matches in forever.
>>528172365>>528172809>>528172995Have it be one of his Doombots that's gained its own sentience. Even better, make it the Runaways' Doombot, because he is based incarnate
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>>528173069Her name is Vindicator
>>528172809I genuinely don't understand people being shocked and surprised that Doom isn't being considered anytime soon. he's the #1 Marvel villain and the proper antagonist in the game, they're not gonna blow their load so early for a live-service that's been by all metrics very successful so far. his time will come, but not anytime soon, and that's not a bad and/or shocking thing at all
>>528171804>its a mutiversal constant that Reed Richards is autistic on a cosmic scale once thought impossible and he will eventually fuck up his own universe FOR SCIENCE!!!!!>only reason 616 Reed is the outlier is because of his loving wife and family keeping him in checkWhat did Marvel editorial over several decades mean by this?
>>528173869>Muh story antagonistHe doesn't do shit. So far its just been random Marvel characters fighting and "also Dr Doom stole some chrono tokens from the gift shop offscreen". Really compelling story you got there friend.
>>528174264>trying to criticize the "story" insteadmy guy you are focusing on the wrong fucking thing, my point is that he's their big trump card for when the game really needs a turnaround to breathe new life into it. I literally talked about how they're not gonna blow their load early because they don't have to
>healers are ult pushing
>check their profiles
>both console
>>528174790>no, you can't push D:
>>528174790>noooo you have to sit on your ult and do nothingIm gonna ult in the spawn room next time
>>528174954I knew they were trash when the c&d ult pushed and got killed by magneto.
>>528167446That one was in fact a loss, but then I got 2 wins. Kneel before me you fucking plebs.
>>528174149Prime Reed is one of the biggest chads in the multiverse and that has had some sort of ripple effect making every other Reed either a mad scientist or incel.
>>528174790This guy finishes rpgs with 3000 mana potions in his inventory
Smug
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>>528175492>SpiderniggerShouldn't you be warming your teams bench Necros?
>>528175541>game expects you to use all that shit>accidentally optimize my team to the point I don't need to>this is somehow my problem
>>528175879>game warns you to mega prepare for the final boss>got hundred of potions and shit>never use it, boss is a piss take
Honestly I just played a match with a jeff who kept dying mid ult and i told him he wasn't helping the team because it wasn't worth us all dying and he muted me in response
supports really are the catalyst for why you lose all the time in these games. Any time you play a mirror match its usually determined by who gets the braindead boosted support players.
>>528176484sounds like since you're so good you would just climb over all these mega retarded support players if you just lock support to top 50 then
>>528176484Sounds like we need a 3rd support to do nothing and get carried by the one player on the team who can actually get kills!
The steamrolls happen when all 6 players are locked in and actually doing damage. "Main" healers should get out of my matches.
>>528176484Had a lord rocket on my team go 0 and 8 while the enemy not lord rocket went 8 and 0
>>528174790I like ulting as Luna directly on top of or in front of the objective if I'm the only one left standing. Not only do I stall the game out long enough for at least one team member to make it to point, but I severely piss off the other team in the process. They will all start circling around me just aimlessly shooting or hitting me while my ult is still going.
>puts you with 4 console players
>punishes you with bots
This game could've been awesome
>>528177235>Reed gets the Triforce of Power>Sue gets Courage >Ben gets Wisdom, presumably I don't think anyone at Marvel has ever played a Zelda game, guys
>>528177552The constant? One of them had (you) for a teammate.
>>528177631Get good
Stop blocking players
Stop afking
Stop leaving early
Or you will keep getting bot matches.
>>528177869Fuck, I should block those console players, you're right.
>>528177579if they all want to have sex with each other i don't see the problem. reed tops both of them at the same time of course.
>>528176484What's seperates dogshit supports from the good ones are two things and once you've noticed it its hard not to.
1. ult countering
2. positioning
Some support going negative on no dive is insanely jarring
>>528177631>start winning with my friends>game starts giving us only console players to carry>finally they had to give us the dogshittiest saltiest console helachud in the world to force us to losewew lad
>>528171606I have a back injury so weโre even. Play the game or I will have to sodomize you
>>528172839not happening Zhang stop salivating already
>>528178582it's not cucking if you also fuck the alleged cucker in the bum
>>528178826Wouldn't that make you GAY?
>>528179097better than being a cuck
>>528171804that has nothing to do with what he said
>>528172365>>528172809>>528173526doom is not getting in because he's an event villain. they seem adamant about sticking to this rule so yeah.
>>528172995This. The character is about to get another wank off session but in the MCU. Letโs get some other characters in.
>>528142398>just looks like an AsianLol
>First game of ranked for the play session
>Completely shit on the enemy team
>They surrender
Aaalright, and that's enough ranked for today. After a game like that, there's no where to go but down. Guess I'll slum it with the retards in QP.
I'll say this. A good Thing is a hell of a teammate. Guy was harrassing the enemy so much, I thought I should call somebody.
>>528179921Feels great when my teammates actually go in so I can jump to them and begin the clobbering.
>>528179063Cared enough to hand out all those (you)s, dipshit
>>528178598I mean, would you give me a reach around at least? Arm is fucked rn.
>load in
>ultron turns mic on
>its a black person
I knew right then we were going to lose.
>>528176320>>528175879i thought i was on /vp/ for a second
>>528181640that was me i just do a really good impression of a black man and have a smoke alarm chirp on a soundboard
>Reddit is complaining that the next 2 characters will likely be DPSes and would rather tanks and supports to have as many characters as DPSes do
Why they like this?
Mmm, why do we hate muties again?
>>528182546Marbel civilians are preprogrammed at a genetic level to hate x gene carriers.
if a large portion of the playerbase is going to be encouraged to play as a selfish OTP and mute comms, can we atleast have some way to know who is in VC or who isnt like OW
>>528182546Because the X Gene can give you anything between growing two extra faces on your head to becoming a being with power on such an incomprehensible scale that it takes an actual honest to God reset of the untite universe itself to undo all the metaphysical damage you caused. Really think we should just leave that shit entirely up to random chance?
unironically the game would probably be better if adam, mantis, ultron, jeff and loki weren't supports.
these are such intrusive character for the vast majority of team compositions.
10% of hte time they're played by intelligent people who know what they're doing, the other 90% of the time its played by DPS tards or genuinely cancerous teammates.
>war machine
>heat seeking missiles that knock flyers down
>>528183596>VCI am not going to endure open mic mouth breathers, smoke alarm chirps, wind tunnel, or otherwise imbecilic behavior from randoms.
>>528183867dont play on console or QP
>>528184000No, they should just remove console niggers from QP and I do not care about DAH CONTRACTS!!! Just make new contracts you fucking idiots.
>>528183812you mean doom and HIDDEN MISSILES
Would it be so bad if they released 2 characters every season? It's in their culture to be overworked anyway
>>528183867>rocket starts whining in text chat about how he is calling out divers and no one is helping him.Naturally I never heard those callouts.
>>528183689Man, its a bad sign when when Doom of all people calls out your horse shit
>>528184275if they keep releaseing heroes like adam and ultron its going to ruin the game.
>>528184476i bet you also think losses are always the support's fault
>>528177901I got to this issue a few days ago and nothing happens and Emma makes fun of Sue for being so boring and bland.
Venom
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>>528184665quiet support, a tank is speaking.
>>528184665Its kind of hard not to notice when you aren't getting healed as consistently or being saved with defensive ults and the other team are.
>>528184441I busted some ropes on your wife's face
>>528180183I once had a Thing/Magik carry the shit outta me. Like seriously, those two psychopaths were pushing so far beyond the payload, but they were just racking up bodies so I was like, "fuck it, we ball".
>>528185475Do you guys ever get matches where it seems like the enemy team is constantly cycling ults whilst your teammates are sitting on 5 ults and not doing a damn thing? Their punisher ulted twice before my teammates used a single ult. But I get it, its my fault because Im playing Ultron.
>>528185539Tch...M-Mantis! Surely there has to be a reason for this!?
D-Damn you!
https://files.catbox.moe/w4zdnm.jpg
>>528186239You can have her, I'm done.
I'm gonna be perma banning Luna Snow til she finally gets nerfed. She's stupidly OP and she can't die in her ult.
>>528184263That son of a bitch.
normalfag meme, but this is why we shouldnt let shitlow dictate balence.
>jeff/ultron get dumpstered
>they swap to loki/luna and almost win the match for their team
and yet somehow neither of these characters have been nerfed since season 0. Incredible
I'm still getting a bot match after 2 loses so I don't know what "adjustments" some of you fags are talking about.
>>528187443This is reason Reddit should go fuck themselves when they keep asking for more Vanguards/Supports. Im betting there are way more duelists that didn't get picked at all. Meanwhile vanguard is very healthy if 90% of them get picked.
>>528187994ehhh not sure if any other character has that issue outside of being perma banned when teams have 4 bans each. This is multiple tournaments in a row now.
How do you counter Peni and Winter?
For ant man and the problem with giant man, why don't they just make anything he has to walk through destructable? The map will just fix itself after a while and maybe they can even have galacta voicelines of her getting mad and telling him to stop breaking the map
>>528188754Peni, just destroy her nests and focus fire on her, she's a snail. Winter ... I don't know.
>>528189021Hard to kill Peni when Squirrel is banned.
>>528188754iron man
just sit in the air shooting at the nests
>>528185321i play every role.
>>528189021>Winter ... I don't knowI'm genuinely wondering whenever I come across any Winter that never misses a fucking hacker.
>>528188754peni gets countered by anyone that can make their own off-angles to destroy nest, so flyers + psylock + starlord. Bucky gets overshield for simply using his CDs, his dishonest design might be countered by a good full health thor hitting every single awakened lightning after being grabbed. His hook needs to atleast be a skillcheck and cant be held like hog.
>>528188754>How do you counter Penishe's not broken enough to need to be actively countered
>and Winter?mirror and hope your winter is better
We wuz KANGZ nigga we wuz KANGZ
>>528189253>Kill someone with the explosive round backblast>wtf this guy wasn't even aiming at meI didn't know his bullets did damage in a cone behind the target until last week.
>>528187994looks like widow is the only other character not picked during the tournament, every strategist was used.
>>528188754peni's easy to counter
bucky? idk he's already overpowered so its hard to say, he doesn't really have any weaknesses aside from maybe dive but youre obviously not going dive peni's huge ass nest webbing
>>528190880it was my 2nd game of the day BTW. People who say EOMM is not real are crazy. The system will throw in agents just to fuck with you. Going AFK or 0/30 is 100% justified.
>>528190880I've just started afking when people refuse to adjust and expect everyone else to play around them. bonus points if you solo tank
>>528183461No they're not. They're genuinely just bad people.
Short of that beatemup I still cant imagine any other Marvel game being this good with this many characters.
>>528190880I don't get it, what's wrong?
Any tips for Ultron Battle Matrix? I'm trying to just get this 2k so I can be done but RNG keeps fucking me with upgrades, and I'm barely scraping by with wins that give me 25 points just to not fall below.
>>528192054Does the all Vanguard meta and only upgrading vanguard abilities still work?
I no longer log in for fun of playing, I log in to grief my own team mates.
>>528192208I got 3rd place with it last match but I've also been stomped by it with 1-1-4 so IDK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDYI8I8EE0Q
He did it bros.
Gentlemen, how do we fix Thor? Hard mode, no reverting the hammer throw changes.
>luna bitching about dying in the backline to no dive
>complains about squirrel girl and hela killing her in the backline
>doesn't ping, doesn't run to us for help, literally just expects everyone to play the game for the m
what is this shit?
>>528192719I watched 20 seconds of this, his aim is worse than mine and he was only doing well because he was playing against borderline bots (or maybe literal bots, idk) who literally could not hit him while he was sitting outside their spawn.
Every smurftranny should be hanged.
>>528192719its funny because Luna actually has pretty good dps. The only thing I would change about Luna is make it so doing damage heals her snowflake target.
>>528192750reduce lightning realm cd to 8 seconds, make his ult more like doomfist where he can use it offensively or use it to escape.
>>528185185It's T'challa who stops anything from happening because he is a noble nigger. Sue is a whore who would have went that way if he wanted her to.
>>528192750Make his ult go through shields
Or make it slow people if they're in it
No matter how much they buff his kit, his ult will always keep him from being top tier.
>Its a "I get screwed out of the hulk teamup because support players dont want to play support characters" episode
This is why the game's dying
How do I win in this shitty autobattler, I do the same venom/storm/4 healers comp as literally everyone else in the lobby but get dogwalked anyway
>>528191385>plays moon>gets mad when he can't play moon>probably plays moon into team comps he's complete unusable dogshit against>is schizophrenicpottery
Yes, I will shit on my own people in every Marvel Rivals match I can, how could you tell?
netease shiting out summer skins to keep the game alive is so autistic, just nerf shit holy fuck.
>>528194587no, remove EOMM and that will fix all of the problems. No joke.
>>528162472>Gets to become a brown qt and touch her vagina first handPretty lucky guy, that Peter
>>528194038>stormunless you absolutely need jeffnado you're usually better off with a bucky/punisher/widow buffed up on modules backed by rocket/loki/luna/invis
starlord can be okay with rez comp
iron man is too unreliable in my experience especially if someone has a thing to charge and distract him all game
namor is dogshit don't trust the guy who said he's good
if you don't get all these supports at the start grab more dpses and roll for the supports later so you get better chance to role your dps module setup
>>528188754>PeniShe's nothing without her nest so like half the cast can handle her due to her garbage ass ult.
>WinterUsually barriers, cc's and poke comps, and not running Loki due to the resets alone, jesus christ why is that still a thing.
I usually just diamond form stun and round house kick overextending Buckyfags when they ult on landing into my team and hope for the best.
>>528191715anatomy is pretty fucking bad on this one. try to imagine that standing up.
>>528190880banning mk is right this time
>>528194451Based constant. EOMM is holding you back.
It is not worth playing the game anymore. I end up going afk in every match now. It is so painful. EOMM has ruined the game to the fullest. Gonna go back to fighting games, see ya.
brother just play something besides moon knight lmao it's not that hard
>>528196169I think it's annoying when your team bans your pick.
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>>528195701>I end up going afk in every match now.Bruh how is this the games fault
>>528194587most of the characters that need nerfs are tanks and healers, but for some reason every fucking developer is terrified of making transgender redditors angry so they will never get nerfed
>>528196242Every match I either game uselss healer chicks, retarded 3rd worlders, or clicks of faggots who ban my champs. EOMM is the true reason why I cannot enjoy the game anymore.
>>528196213True. I throw the match if my team bans my character. Fuck em.
>>528196270thats not true
winter solder, hela and hawkguy definitely need nerfs aswell.
>>528196410>or clicks of faggots who ban my champs.>champs
>>528196519Maybe after supports, tanks AND fliers all get nerfed to shit, then they can be nerfed as well. In the game's current state, they are a necessary evel.
>>528196571yeah see now you notice how this one is much more closely human proportioned
>>528190880Mr Redsteel your publicly available stats do not inspire confidence. This is why it has become necessary for shitters to hide their profiles to avoid their teammates banning their characters.
>>528196752Lets be honest, its not gonna happen. If the chink devs are plugging their ears when people ask for nerfs they are never going to rework anything at this rate. The game's cooked
>>528197382I'm not bad I just throw every game where something I don't like happens hence the low winrate also I love biting foreskins
>>528196270what tank outside of emma just being better than every other tank needs nerfs. Meanwhile half of the dps roster is a worthy ban since day 1. Supports being 3/4 of pro bans is very telling though
the biggest blackpill of this game is that only ults really matterIt's
>>528197382I do not care about my stats, at all. Feel free to comment on them.
>>528197710lol another general when people start to pretend to be me. Why do anons do that? Interesting approach.
I should make a Shupogaki-inspired warpaint
Maybe I can get it added during the next Scream Fortress
>>528198168shut up, you do not play the game.
>>528197803>what tank outside of emma just being better than every other tank needs nerfsAll of them. Thought to be fair, nerfing healing alone would probably be a good enough indirect nerf to tanks.
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>>528198227let a brother post cute art in the thread yeowch
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>>528197929The part about biting foreskin should clue you in to the fact it was a shitpost. Unless anon was actually right on the money?
>>528198513Yep, it's my fav pastime. I'm coming for your dick cheese next. You haven't lost your 4skin, r-right anon? (((they))) have not taken it away... or...?
>>528197929>Why do anons do that?because you're a low vibration life path 3
>>5281982293-1-2 or 4-0-2 just has never been meta, I really dont see how you could nerf tanks anymore than currently without purposefully making them 100% throwpicks. We already have several DPS that get overshields/passives that give them similar or even more effective health than some tanks already. You can tell the devs are doing everything they can to avoid any GOATS situation.
why would anyone pick a healing ult over literally anything else in this game?
I wonder how big the game would be if it came out during marvel's peak in 2018 and 2019
>>528198972I dropped Rocket when his ult started healing people. Disgusting. Give me back the 40% damage boost.
>>528198972To save your entire team from literally anything else.
>>528199213Move behind cover? The only time you have to use healing ults is to rescue your tank who is too slow to get away.
>>528199387its never that simple. I know you cant comprehend the idea of ult countering or using ultimates to hold down an objective but stuff happens and its neccessary to have one, some games are literally determined by who gets gets one and who doesnt.
>>528198972why wouldnt you? They counter every other ult in the game other than like 2. They are so good you get to walk onto the point for free
I'm surprised adam players aren't smart enough to just ult when 1 or 2 teammates die. Its way better to have most of your team come back in than it is to try and revive 5 people and then get wiped again.
>>528200769Your support ult doesn't last forever. But feel free to bunch up.
>>528201020No you don't understand, I have to hit a sick 5-man rez(by letting my teammates die) because otherwise how else can I justify this shitpick?
>>528201020I take it evern further I just ult when it seems likely somebody is going to die. Basically a short Rocket E thats more effective in bringing people back to the fight.
>>528201243they did it to themselves. These are probably the same players bitching about storms teamup this season.
>>528201020I always use my revive when a single person dies and we're losing the team fight. Holding it to get epic 5 man rezzs is useless unless you're already in a great position, and the enemy team has no mobility, and you have soul bond. Too many things need to go right for it to work.
>>528202090I once had an Adam/Loki team where the Loki would just drop his runes after the ebin 5 man revive which fully healed the entire team. Worked pretty well until Jeff starting swallowing them.
>>528185539Can you draw this better? It kind of sucks
>>528202567you wouldn't get it
>>528182546Because theyโre genetic scum bags who should be wiped out
>>528191492This but mutants
>>528192750Reduce lightning realmโs cooldown, make him gain like 15-20 shield when his lightning connects, boost the damage on hammer throw back to 70 and increase his primary and awakened damage by 5.
>>528182546is thisโฆ a guy?
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just destroyed some nigger who told me i didnt know what i was talking about when mantis and adam blundered their ults and then i BTFOd him in the next match and got MVP.
probably the best feeling ive had today, absolute stupid cunts think getting teamwipe on revive or mantis dying to concentrated fire mid ult wasn't why we lost in overtime.
>>528183689>Doom stretching out mutant anusWe need more of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ4ZBacoD1o
Strategist mains are genuinely worse than DPS mains. You're playing the easiest role in the game and expect to be praised by everyone.
>>528184130The contract equals money. Thatโs what Chinese care about. Itโs not changing.
>>528203587>mantis dying to concentrated fire mid ultI keep telling these guys not to use Mantis ult as a defensive ult because you will get btfo. It only heals 150 per second.
I wanna play but I know it won't be fun so I'm not playing
>>528195701>>528196410>complains about third worlders>plays fighting games
>>528196410But anon, NetEase confirmed they use a homemade matchmaking system and not engagement matchmaking. They said so in an email.
>>528204013there may be a higher % of retarded healers but the raw number of literal blacktop apes who only pick melee dps and spend the entire match chasing the first person who kills them outnumber them like 10:1
>>528204013>Strategists>always can only complain about Raccoon and C&DWow, Wanda is so braindead, I swear DPS mains are sooooo stupid.
>>528191385>constantly leaves matches or goes AFK>UHM GUYS LOLMM IS REALHmmm I'm starting to notice a pattern here.
>>528182546He's cute but what's the point if he can't feel it when I pound his bussy?