23 results for "689ec5dbdc731fb94b2c9958e744321e"
>>215285221
>>215285221
>>215285221

Terrible concept for a "horror" film. Everyone knows what chimpanzees can actually be like regardless of how many years you've owned them or how docile they seem to be. This shit happens all the time, which is why people don't even entertain the thought of owning them.
>>76719023
>Never feed your infant milk!
>THAT'S UNNATURAL!

>Be sure to chug 7 XL cups of PEPSI, now!
>>76610584
>Is smoking cigarettes a good way to lose weight?
No. It has significant possible side effects.

>I don't care about the possible health effects
Then why mentioning smoking as "good way" to lose weight?
How about you chop off your legs? Such a "good way" to lose weight!
>>720303278
You idiot.
The "Midgar Zolom" was an optional boss enemy, blocking your path, that you (the video gaming player) COULD NOT BEAT. He always rushed you, blocked you, and killed you. You lost. Over and over, looking for a way to cross the swamp... but the Zolom charged you and killed you. Didn't matter if you ran straight through the swamp, walked as slow as possible, crawled along the mountain range around it; the Zolom was about the biggest enemy you had EVER faced in the game so far and he ZOOMED in and KILLED you. After finally accepting there was no winning against it, you had to learn about chocobo riding, get to the farm, find a way to rent a chocobo, and FLEE through the swamp, BARELY AVOIDING the Zolom, to get to the other side. The Midgar Zolom was intense. And then, you finally got to the other side, just next to the cave entrance.

And the Zolom you fled was BUTCHERED, stabbed on top of a tree. Like it was tossed there as easy as a handkerchief. OHKO.

>Did Sephiroth.... do this?
And Cloud reveals this unstoppable beast you had grown scared of... was like a bug to Sephiroth.
You're going to stop Sephiroth? Yeah, no. GG.
>>282128767
>I already live in hell
>>214288641
That falls under
>or you're beyond caring
And again, not everyone is lucky enough to not care, or to be born with attractive traits.
>>82086621
>goes to place where rapes are common
>"Zoinks! How did I possibly get raped?!?!"
>>11917109
I'm not taking your argument seriously because I've actually played both versions of the game and I know how hysterically ovewrought your posts are. But for the sake of argument

A) this whole thing is much ado about nothing since you can just turn on tnk controls in the remake anyway. You feel it's an indispensable part of the game? Well, you're wrong and most people would disagree with you but nevertheless, you can have it your way and turn the, old, awkward, control scheme back on.

If you biggest gripe with the remake is that they changed the controls, but you can change back to the old control scheme whenever you want, then what's the fucking problem? They're not forcing you to use the new controls. Change the setttings and get over it.

B) Just to be clear, my making a glib reply to your shitpost is not agreeing with you. It is not remotely OP. So you don't get grabbed by zombies very often. Were you being constantly grabbed by them before? I mean, seriously, how often are the zombies actually what kills you?

If I asked you to play the original right now are you getting heemed by zombies every ten minutes or are you maneuvering around them with ease? Once you know their patterns you don't even need to bait a lot of them into the animation at all, you just run past them before they even initiate it. It was a common and easy thing to run past zombies with the old controls and it's a common and easy thing to run past zombies with the new controls.

So all this does is allow you to easily do something that you were already doing with relative ease anyway. If that breaks the game then I guess the game was always broken

C) And, again, you're acting like this is the only enemy in the game and the only way to deal with them. What about the dogs? The hunters? The spiders? The chimeras? The bosses? What about the fact that you can just shoot the fucking zombies? Why fixate on this one fucking bit of animation as if the entire game revolves around it?
>>717108170
Yeah, could have taken the extra mile and adopt the superior strategy or tactical turn based combat to take advantage of the new open map but nope, it's DVD menu simulator again.
>>532676490
>He does ruins and camps day 2
I'm sorry anon I can't be seen talking to you like this I have an image to maintain. Feel free to reply but this is all you're getting.
>>511054230
Wrong dumbass. An MRI uses strong magnetic fields to produce jet fuel within the chamber. That's how it melted through the guys steel chain and killed him
>>511054592
>fitoestrogens
>>510984482
You people complain about social credit scores but always forget that China is pretty racially homogeneous. If they did a social credit score here it would exactly like a normal credit score. Niggers on the absolute bottom with mexicans, and Asians and whites on top.

You think Ty'quavious who fights at Waffle House is gonna be in the top tier?
>>212946005
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>>212676681
aren't all of these guys so rich they would never have to work again? wtf why would they sign up for this
>>212473540
Yeah, no one would've seen the last two Avengers movies if Black Widow wasn't there, right? Same reason people went to the next dinosaur movie, soley because of her.
Acting like she specifically was the drawcard is so dishonest.
>>212457381
>the Beatles cinematic universe
>>81677520
textbook coroner doth protest too much
>>528040031
The fact they were prioritizing putting a nother literal who tier chink in over an ocean of characters encapsulates so much of what is wrong with this fucking game same with Silver Fox
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>>507236910
The Apollo Affair + The Vela Incident = The Samson Option
>>507147214
Yeah the first rule of war is to publicly announce your plans on a zoomer social media app. All the best generals agree that the best thing to do is let everyone know what you're about to do