Thread 530067573

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>529826898

Don't take it so personally
You're not the only one
That time has got it in for, honey
That's where you're wrong

In honour of America thread, McAndy's is now open for your fast food orders!

Customers are reminded that the nugget box may be difficult to open from the inside.

How about that prick’s face when he saw the gat?

Stick.

Tanshley my beloved

>>530070307
>>530070020
Artwork which depicts Ashley's :3 is made by people who truly get her.

>>530067738
Andrew would hate working in customer service

>>530071563
What about Ashley's °3° ?

>>530071758
He drank cum, he's ready for anything.

>>530072504
Highly underrated but cute all the same

>>530072895
A subtle detail i like from this fanart is how they carry the exact same type of weapon here too.

>>530073103
Thank you, glad you appreciate it, I was actually going to draw the Rebellion on Ashley's back too but I just forgot lol

>>530069978
Stickley

The girl's voice in this song sounds cute like Ashley
https://files.catbox.moe/3h4v3s.mov

>>530075092
>posting the wrong one
https://files.catbox.moe/7rrl5u.mp4

>>530067573 (OP)
welp, they are enlish or american?
god in heaven please don't make them canadians.

>>530077367
Word of Nemlei is that they live in a "fictional northern European country".

>>530077367
They're Boers

>>530077367
Coffin takes place in Argentina

>>530077445
so finland?

>>530078469
Basically yeah

Why is it that everyone who likes this game is the chillest person I've ever met, whereas everyone who hates is a complete retard? Is the version of that meme where people who like "wholesome" media are shitty people, and people who like horror stuff are nice?

>>530078792
I swear I've seen this post before

>>530079009
An so many others. Don't you know what a "ritualpost" is? The question remaining is, a ritual for what?

>>530078792
the coffin of andy and leyley

Playing this game felt so cathartic honestly. I'm really tired of almost every modern, western story having the same, safe, tumblry, MCU style tone where everything is safe. I'm really glad that this game is as edgy as it is. It's a welcoming sight amongst a sea of total blandness.

>>530068572
There is a fan fiction based on this. Only three chapters so far.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51643279/chapters/130545064
>>529982642
>

>>530077367
Their country is a hypothetical American colony in Europe

>>530077009
Nigga it's not even the same thing
>>530081768
I never read it back in the day, guess I'll take a look now

>>530081768
>Describing Renee and Douglas' marriage as unhappy
Damn, this is some ancient shit.

>>530082360
What a buncha retards! Couldn't they at least play Episode 3 in 2023?

I want to stare at her beautiful face as we make passionate love

>>530082360
I thought the same thing

Don't trust pink.

>Anders... It's not your fault.
https://youtube.com/shorts/NV79Oe1GNPA?feature=shared

>>530085245
>DON'T fuck with me alright! Don't fuck with me Dad, not you...

>>530081689
The banter and angst keeps it feeling real, plus there's actual stakes for them. I cannot think of a game that's had writing this good in ages relative to the scale of the "studio", and I certainly can't think of anything with a romantic plot on this level.

>>530085607
Would teen Andrew actually react like that?

>>530081768
>The family cat is named "Inky"
He knows

>>530082360
>Andrew wasn't a tall man by any metric
Lol lmao kek desu
I love how Andrew's menacing presence is enough to shut the little shits up.

>>530081689
I wonder how this game would've been recieved if nemlei instead used anthro furry characters instead.

>>530086994
It would be significantly less popular and likely wouldn't have ended up receiving more chapters.

>>530088589
Why is Ashley fantasizing with bacon?

>>530086994
Less popular but more horny.

>>530086994
I wonder how this game would've been received if Nemlei used black characters instead

>>530089243
4chan would never have picked it up, and it would have been more popular than her older games but still obscure. At best a "regional hit" in the VN scene.

Oh man, what a vibrant and bustling thread, Coffinkeks! Don't worry, you'll get an update any minute now

>>530090709
I wish Noelle pissed on my mouth. Would taste like listerine.

Friendship with Noelle!

>>530090709
Your husband is rubbing off on you, Noelle. What you see in him I'll never know. Anyway I was wondering when you could pay me back for dinner last Sunday. Surely with how well you've married you wouldn't be stingy with your own mother?

Sex with Noelle's mom.

>>530091981
It'd probably be cheaper than a copy of Coffin for the Switch 2 will be desu

>>530091949
>Your husband is rubbing off on you
Yeah, they tend to do that

>>530091949
>>530093672

>>530088589
>>530088923
Kill yourself

>>530094834
Girls kissing!

>>530095519
>Julia 113
Of course, it has to be you

>>530095930
I recommend that you ignore him, it is not worth talking to people like him.

>>530096621
nta but it seems I'll have to interact with Julianon twice as much from now on just to annoy you

>>530095930
You didn't check the filename of the first post?

>>530096884
I really don't care if you interact with Julianon I just say to the other anonimo that it's not worth the fight.

>>530096884
I really don't care if you interact with Julianon I just tell the other person it's not worth the fight.

>>530097485
>>530097873

>>530086332
No. He already knows it's his parent's fault and probably hates Renee at that point too

>>530086994
I wouldn't have even played it

>>530097873
99.9% of the fights here are never worth it. You have one "group" of people who go absolutely fucking apeshit over things which are at worst mildly stupid and who will absolutely die on every hill, and then you have the other half of the coin that goes out of their way to provoke said retard(s) knowing full-well it's going to turn the thread into a shitshow. It's exhausting.

>>530100770
The easiest way to provoke Julia fans is to simply imply that she's not innocent and/or canonically ugly

>>530101219
both are true by the way.
Andrew used her as an outlet for his sisterly lust and as a way to dissuade rumors of incest. Also Julia purposely fucked with them in S&S for no reason, personally I can't wait for the Burial route where Andrew actually kicks her teeth in so she gives better head.

>>530101219
She is a pure maiden in love

>>530101219
>>530101465
I just don't know why you're going out of your way to provoke people. Some of you motherfuckers need an actual hobby that doesn't involve logging onto a computer.

>>530100770
Exhaustley

>>530102742
Slutley

>>530101634
but logging onto my computer IS my hobby..

Would Andrew survive being pegged? Or more like, would his ego?

>>530103000
>Is coffee good for you

>>530103108
>Is coffin good for you

>>530102859
She's pure and committed

>>530103342
Why yes, as a matter of fact, it is
>>530103445
>sister in the streets, sister in the sheets

>>530103108
...is it?

>>530103601
In reasonable quantities, yes. Also, supporting delphic coffee companies like Folgers is good for the soul.

>>530102861
Why don't we go fishing by the seaside tomorrow then, Anders?

>>530082360
I think she's referring to the family life that Renee wanted to shake off to spend time dedicated to Douglas. In Episode 2 you can see that they have a deep affection to each other (Renee yelling at Ashley if she cut Douglas arm, the souls in the room), and you could infer that the death certificates were a deal taken to get away from all the noise. Episode 3 just nailed it down (in the coffin) but these two always were meant for each other ever since before. (If i think about it like this, the fic is more enjoyable and i can put under the rug this misstep)

>>530103601
Only if you're hardboiled enough

Why the fuck do you niggers rape my thread the minute I'm not around? Can't I go watch a fucking movie or take my wife out to dinner or play baseball with my son or some shit? Do I have to supervise you kids every goddamn second of the day? From now on, I'm never taking breaks from the thread and spanking every faggot I see on the spot. Yes, even if they might like it.

>>530101634
>I just don't know why you're going out of your way to provoke people
It's funny to point out a fact that makes them mad

>>530103445
Sceneshley is CUTE!!!

New legislation says that it is illegal to post anything but canonical heterosexual sibling love and anyone who dares to bastardize the characters of OUR HEROES™ for their fetish is to be executed with sharapnel. Good day to all the /calg/arians of this beautiful Delphic nation.

>>530104764
Doesnt make me mad, i just think you're retarded desu

>>530077367
Brazilian

>>530106114
Smooch machine

>>530104568
Why isn't your son your nephson?

Never forget, sibling love ALWAYS wins.

>>530106546
I was going to say "sisterwife" and "sonnephew" but whenever I say stuff like that there's always one retard saying "LARP!" like I'm saying it seriously.

>>530106628
Ashley, I can see your ass fine. If you arch more you're gonna break your back.

>>530097485
>anonimo

>>530106628
Ashley's ASS always wins, good lord, I want to wear her butthole as a tongue sleeve.

Where the FUCK are my census results?

>>530107889
>he fell for it

>>530107954
AGAIN?? Aw, man...

>>530107889
I don't feel like compiling it yet

>>530106114
You sound mad

>>530108782
He's a Juliaspammer AND a yuritard, must have a lot of things in his life to be mad about.

>>530108957
>>530108782
Neither of those things in fact

>>530078521
but in finland, nobody uses english names aside of this "two dots over the letters" thing
so they probably live in northern irland

>>530109304
>but in finland, nobody uses english names
English names have been fashionable in Europe for decades. One of the leading politicians in Sweden for instance is named Jimmie lol

>>530107889
They glow in the dark baby

>>530109393
>Jim
Diminutive of "James", ultimately Hebrew in origin.

Try again.

>>530109632
Gallons of midwit flowing from this post

>>530109632
Jimmy and Jim are English diminutives of James, which is itself the English form of some desert name. Whether it's ultimately from Hebrew doesn't matter because when a Swede names their son James over Jakob, it's because English names are fashionable. But sure, we can be autistic too and point out strictly Germanic Anglo-Saxon names that are popular around the world like Ashley.

>>530109127
>DBZ
Something is seriously wrong with Juliafags

>>530110086
DBZ is good you faggot

A little yuri is good for the soul

>>530109632
Nta but are you perhaps retarded? The name James doesn't even exist in native Swedish and the only reason it does now is because they loaned it from English. Not to mention the diminutive Jimmie is exclusively English.
>Originally from another language
Are you gonna say the name Richardo or Eduardo aren't Romance names because they're of Germanic origin?

>>530110243
Take it to somewhere where people care desperate faggot.

Sibling luv, undisputed champion. Everyone else btfo.

What is Pregshley like?

>>530109632
United States is a jewish country

>>530110826
Holy triplets

>>530110826
Crankier and hornier

Strange.. It doesn't allow me to post that one "Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being her brother" pic no matter what I do. Can anybody else try?

>>530109304
I am Finnish, and you are wrong.
My brother's name is spelt as Thomas (but it is still pronounced Toomas).
I have met lots of people called Ashley. Julia and Nina have been more common than Juulia and Niina since the 70's or 80's. I have met a few Rebeccas. Admittedly I have never met a Douglas or Renee. But English names are popular.

Damn sis, nice ass.

>>530111402
>Perrrrkele Juulia get the fugg auai from my veli

>>530111402
>spelt as Thomas (but it is still pronounced Toomas).
First, imagine I attached a Nerdley image to this post
Second, this is because the dental fricative ("th" sound) is very rare, and English is one of the few languages to have it. Whenever you hear ESLs pronouncing a word with a th in it, they tend to turn it into a Z or S (German/Japanese) or a D (AAVE)

>>530110243
you got some fag panties into a twist

>>530111918
I was not talking about the th, but the long vowel. It's pronounced oo anyhow, like how Nina and Julia are pronounced Niina and Juulia anyhow.

>>530112432
You want another anyhow with that?

>>530112432
>Juulia
It's like poetry, it rhymes

>>530112974
Julia you snort coke from the nose not the mouth

>>530113256
Cracklia is an expert, she's on a level you can't comprehend

>>530112948
Finnish has a lot of words that mean "anyhow"!

>>530113764
This image makes me so horny

>>530114064
Anything would get you horny anon. You would fuck a rock.

Have you had a chat with your sister today? You should talk to her yknow

>>530108957
There's something about yuritards that make them a thousand times more annoying than fujos. Maybe it's that yuritards are more annoying or something

>>530114064
Erotic hussy magic does that

>>530067835
are they all Andrew and Ashley's kids? Or is one Andrew and the eldest daughter's kid?

>>530115123
He's so subtle with that tit grab Gamershley has no idea

>>530115857
All A&A kids

>>530114580
there's alot of trannies between yurifdags nowadays
i personally think its shit, outside of porn or jokes like ashley x julia obviously is

>>530067835
Everyone in this pic was raised by Andrew, even Andrew himself.

>>530116331
I personally don't like jokes made with images drawn by actual yuritards who want to see OOC crap of OUR HEROES™ just to satiate their fetish.

>>530116645
You're just autistic

>>530114497
I ignored her birthday. She doesn't want to answer my texts, she stops getting them. Simple as.

>>530095519
What's Andrew doing in this situation?

>>530116331
>there's alot of trannies between yurifdags nowadays
Shocker. If you're a male getting off to lesbian porn, you're projecting yourself onto one of the girls, and troons obviously like to imagine themselves as women getting a piece of female action. The only way watching lesbian porn as a man isn't AGP is if you're watching it voyeuristically, but at that point it becomes cuck porn as you're specifically getting off to the idea of someone fucking a woman in your stead.

>>530101607
I need a Julia so bad...

>>530116813
>If you're a male getting off to lesbian porn, you're projecting yourself onto one of the girls
not necessarily

>>530116782
>What's Andrew doing in this situation?
Friend B

>>530117120
I agree. If you're not projecting yourself onto one of the girls, you're watching cuck porn

>>530116813
>you're projecting yourself onto one of the girls,
>if you're watching it voyeuristically, but at that point it becomes cuck porn
God, I'm so glad I'm not you

>>530117120
Yes necessarily lol

>>530116813
it's only cuckoldry if you're watching another man. Otherwise it's just voyeurism. I'd let my girl fool around with other girls, but not guys.

>>530117246
Sure man, everyone knows it's not cuck porn to watch other dudes fuck girls right lol
>>530117345
No, sometimes i just dont want to get off to dicks but 2 chicks making out

Porn has nothing to do with yuritads, autists

>>530117376
You are a cuck.

Watching porn is weird and cucky in the first place. Just make love to your sibling.

>>530116645
not a fetish. There isn't a heterosexual man alive who wouldn't be turned on seeing two attritive women together.

>>530116884
You've just gotta change your hikikomori ways!

>>530117478
>everyone knows it's not cuck porn to watch other dudes fuck girls
You're most likely projecting yourself onto the dudes, that's the key thing. Meanwhile, there's no guy in lesbian porn to project yourself onto though, so the act of projecting yourself onto the women is literally AGP.

>you HAVE to project yourself into porn because I do it!!
No man, you're just weird. I jerk off to it because it's hot, that's it. After all, I can jerk off to a naked girl without projecting myself onto her

>>530117563
When I first got into A&L just over a year ago I had a girl who looked a bit like Julia. Miss her.

>>530117376
Now why would you publicly say you would be fine with sharing your girl anon? Does humiliation get you off too?

>>530116813
Yurifags are 99% annoying trannies, but you sound like a closeted tranny yourself

>>530117680
No, retard. I just want to beat my meat to 2 hot chicks making out.

>>530117719
Having a harem of girls I fuck who also get each other off wouldn't be humiliating in the least.

Why are we having this weird discussion?

>>530117549
Lol it always comes down to this doesn't it
>You're gay if you don't like what I like
At least pick a better thing to embarrass yourself with, "not getting off on watching two gay women makes you gay" is childish.

>>530117719
>>530117837
Both him and the other guy are really letting things slip. One saying he'd let his girl slam clams and the other insisting that everyone projects themself like he does

>>530117683
A solo picture of a naked girl isn't supposed to have a medium to immerse you; it's necessarily framed as YOU looking at a woman. But apparently I'm the weird one for not having a cuck fetish like you lol.

>>530117959
Not saying you're gay. You'd have no reason to lie about that. As a straight man, if two naked girls were making out in front of you, you would get a boner. No way you wouldn't.

>>530118092
I'd want to kiss the women myself. So yeah, you're a cuck.

>>530117869
Not him but I bet on Episode 4 never releasing that you're a virgin

>>530117982
Yes, anon. You ARE weird for insisting that everyone either projects themself like you or has a cuck fetish. The rest of us can jerk off to things without pretending we're there
Every accusation really is a confession

>>530117946
Some autistic retard started melting down because he saw a Julia picture, as always

Why are we talking about yuri in a Delphic thread for a soulmate sibling romance game? Stay on topic or I will have no choice but to use force.

>>530118139
Sorta. Never penetrated before but I have fondled boobs.

>>530067573 (OP)
Still can’t believe the game takes place in Europe, teh Graves family gives off Amerifag energy.

always the same because whenever I come in here I always see the worst possible discussions.

>>530118314
I just wanted to post girls kissing. I didn't expect to start a fight!

>>530118136
who says I don't want to join in?

The jews of /colgate/, never once.

>>530118183
>everyone either projects themself like you or has a cuck fetish
That IS the binary. You literally cannot disprove that NOT imagining yourself fucking the girl absolutely 100% logically in every conceivable mathematical sense means you are jacking off to someone fucking the girl in your stead. Because if you weren't jacking off to someone ELSE fucking the girl in your stead, you would be jacking off to YOU fucking the girl. This is about the self vs the other.

>>530118473
Sounds like you're the problem tbdesu fampai

>>530118493
for next time don't upload your weird stuff here

>>530118493
Ah of course it's you. Kill yourself.

>>530118607
>You literally cannot disprove that NOT imagining yourself fucking the girl absolutely 100% logically in every conceivable mathematical sense
Fucking kek, this is the most sophist drivel imaginable. Prove to whom? Me, you, God? Lul, because I cannot 100% totally disprove it's not happening, it therefore must be happening?
Kek, you're absolutely stumbling over yourself. Just accept that you all assumed we were self-inserters like you are. It's okay, it's an anonymous website. No one will know

>>530118493
Ep3 newfags are fucking insufferable, literally will start screeching and complaining about the smallest things

>>530118690
Yes please. The only accepted "fetish" here is heterosexual full blood related sibling love. It's called The Coffin of Andy and Leyley. Take your post to its designated place.

>>530118314
Some guy posted on-topic Yuri art, then fags stared sperging at him, causing an argument .

>>530118880
>Prove to whom?
To grammar? Because if something isn't a self, then it is an other.

>>530118493
Keep posting

>>530118941
It's strange the amount of totally benign stuff people would post 6 months ago that now causes a spergout.

>>530111889
>Finnish people are "weird" and "sadistic"
>t. guy who have NEVER played Angry Birds or any Supercell game in his whole life

>>530118985
Best position.

>>530118941
(You)'re the newfag if you don't know that anon has been spamming yurishite to start shit every now and then for a while. This is the delphic love general.

>>530119135
>no u
dont reply to me newfag

I'm a straight man and I never got the appeal of lesbian porn. One woman is bad enough, but now there are two of them.

>>530119032
>on-topic
Degen fanfic is not on-topic, this game has no yuri anywhere.
>>530119112
I hated it then and I hate it now.

>>530118690
>Game about incest, cannibalism, demon worship, patricide, matricide, human sacrifice, and organ harvesting
>Don't upload weird stuff here

>>530119063
>he muddies the water to make it seem deep

>>530119269
More like don't post things unrelated to incest, cannibalism, demon worship, patricide, matricide, human sacrifice, and organ harvesting etc.

>>530118941
They’ll probably go away soon enough since there’s no regular devlogs anymore until Decay part 2 releases. Though then again they may stay. Tourists and redditors stayed on the Life is Strange general and destroyed it, it’s a shipping and bitching cesspool now from the last time I checked.

>>530119239
I laffed
>>530119240
NTA but fanart is on topic

>>530119239
>dislike women
>straight man

>>530119310
I'm sorry, when was that concept not the crux of the argument?

I'M GONNA SAY IT

>>530119491
You're too much of a sophist to understand that because the self is not the other does not mean that one must imagine the self as the other.

>>530119541
Say what? NIGGER?

>>530119386
>They’ll probably go away soon enough since there’s no regular devlogs anymore
I've seen content droughts drier than pic related's coochie and I ain't goin' nowhere pardner.

>>530119112
It's so strange
So many wannabe jannies like >>530119240 complaining about fanart about other characters from the game being posted

I hope demons stay!

>>530119386
>Life is Strange general
I have never been a regular there but seeing the yurifags sperg out because the main characters broke up was hilarious
Though I imagine if there’s no incest ending it’ll be like that here too in terms of eternal seething

>>530118607
What if I'm imagining myself fucking both girls? I see a video of two hot naked women making out. In my fantasy, they're doing so on my lap, and my hands are on their butts.

>>530119863
porn self inserter does not know what harem were

>>530119801
The issue is that you're not imagining the self fucking the woman in the first place, and thus phenomenon is otherwise known as a cuck fetish.

>>530119239
what exactly makes you a "straight man" if you don't like women?

>>530119836
Not him but if you call yuri stuff and other OOC works "fan" art you should reconsider how many of those fartists have actually even played the game. Those things are drawn during FOTM eras for niche groups of gooners.

>>530120039
>noooo you can't post fanart here
kill yourself retard

>>530119863
That goes against the Delphic principle of total exclusivity between you and your sister.

take your fetishes elsewhere, here the only thing that is accepted is incest.

>>530120009
>and thus phenomenon is otherwise known as a cuck fetish.
>projecting your fetish onto others
No thanks, fag.

>>530119807
Nyoooo that's my line!!

>>530120218
>No thanks
Of course the cuck refuses gratuities.

>>530111889
>*Finnish people are cool and based

>>530120103
Wow okay enjoy your "fan" art totally made by fans then
>>530120185
I yearn for the times when we were an incest general for the incest game.

In the end, Douggers reign supreme

>>530120478
Someone edit this to say thank you for the Reddit gold, gentle stranger

>>530119386
>Life is Strange general
Your fault for picking up such a piece of shit of a game

Everybody shut up. Now I'm gonna go jerk off and when I come back and this thread is not tidied up and you're not behaving, ALL OF YOU are getting an ass whooping. I warn ya!

>>530116549
The Day of the Fan approaches

>>530120502
Renee should’ve aborted Ashley, her and Douglas would still be alive right now

>>530120395
>I yearn for the times when we were an incest general for the incest game.
That's weird, i don't remember backseat jannies in this general a year ago

>>530120478
I THINK THE MOVIE UP SUCKS

Bad thread this

>>530120228
You can still say it Anonshley! It's better if everyone says it even!

Incest is not real.

>>530120576
Nta but the first one was alright from what I remember, I wouldn’t play it again but I didn’t hate it, then the next one with the spic brothers was shit and seemingly it wasn’t gotten better
Getting it back to being /calg/ related coffin shows games starring siblings are only good if they’re incest

>>530120757
Big mistake, kiddo

>>530118506
Then it's not Yuri anymore

>>530117946
Juliafags are yuritards. This automatically makes them 10x more annoying

>>530120913
>coffin shows games starring siblings are only good if they’re incest
All the japanese ones fucking sucks dick too. In general, japs do incest only as an accessory, but all of it is a boring slog. Even a Kamen Rider series have light incest, but it never goes the deep end like Coffin does. Actually, nothing really even reach to come as close.

>>530121161
all in xhir head?

>>530120787
the thread was good for most of the afternoon but some autistic person uploaded his fetishist bullshit and it all went down the drain.

Why was Renee such a good wife but such an awful mother? You’d think she’d like her kids considering she loves Douglas so much. I know obviously a teen mom isn’t going to be an ideal parent, but you’d think she’d be less cold.

>>530119468
I didn't know straight men weren't allowed to dislike woman behavior

>>530121210
This would work if the average person wasn't able to see a Juliafag sperg out over people not liking Yuri then calling them gay

>>530121437
the only one that has been sperging out over fanart here its you, autismo

how nice to go from having a quiet thread to one full of yuritards and autistic people who can't control themselves to avoid an argument.

I hope everyone has been having a wonderful evening.

>>530121271
Renee is a good wife and Douglas is low maintenance. Children are automatically high maintenance and she was already unhinged as a teenager

>>530121583
she's so cute

>>530121271
She loved her husband, and her kids were an excuse to elope with him and prove her family wrong, nothing else. Renee didn't "hate" her kids at first, at least not before finding out about the murder, it's just that her life was so disappointing and her and Douglas could barely cover the bare minimum as a family, that she was nearly as tired as her husband, but more frustrated than depressed in the mist of it all. More than hate, she was plainly indifferent to them.

>>530121626
Yeah, it's been alright. Gonna go home and watch some football highlights

>>530121271
Renee has a strong will and always puts herself first. Doug is happy to support her and go along with her whims, so that's fine, but her kids can't do those things for her. She resents the amount of work she has to put in for them without getting anything back in return, and she resents that they (especially Ashley) don't jump to do what she says at all times.

>>530121583
she cute

>>530121626
I swear man, every time i see a teen Ashley sprite, specially this one you posted, i feel such a intense warm in my heart, an immense tenderness, a sense of peace and joy, something akin as how embracement must feel. She is truly beautiful.

>>530121879
/calg/ watches normieball? Do you guys watch my Ex Ex Lover's New Secrets too?

>>530121558
I just said yuritards are more annoying than fujos. Only people seething about that are yuritards

>>530121583
>>530121626

>>530121968
And i agree with that statement, i don't like yurifaggotry for the most part. I just think the newfag seething about fanart is cringe
Just ignore and hide if it makes you butthurt

>>530121958
>/calg/ watches normieball?
You're not properly Andrewmaxxing if you aren't doing things to appear normal

>>530121619
“I HATE CHILLING I JUST CANT CHILL OUT!! ARGGGGGGGG!!!!!”

>>530122095
>Andrew got to see both those cuties whenever he wanted
Kinda based

>>530121583
Why are YOU here?

I'm gonna go out to eat something with my sister tomorrow and none of you fags here can stop me. What are your plans with your sisters anons?

nemlei heterosexual as fuucckk she fuckin HATES lesbians lol

>>530122505
>Andrew sprite smiling
Do you think will ever happen?

>>530122505
Are you eating her pussy?

>>530121720
>>530121918
>>530122095

>>530122669
Fellas is it weird to have dinner with a friend?

Sisters aren't real.

>>530122556
is a bit funny considering he removed a yuri mod from one of his games.

>>530122825
What did that Noelle mod featured exactly? Is like the Coffin mods? Just an on-rails fan fiction?

>>530122968
Don't cry...Don't look at me like that, c'mon now

>>530122892
I don't remember very well but I think it was a mod similar to Coffin's but the truth is that I don't understand why nemlei disliked it so much considering it was a fujo. I guess yaoi fans hate yuritards.

Andrew did nothing wrong.

>>530122968
Why the fuck is Andrew such a bad brother? How does he seem THIS and not want to bring her eternal happiness?

>>530123471
*see THIS

>>530123146
>>530123216
>>530123471

>>530122574
Yeah in the good end. I don't think Andrew has it in him to smile like Ashley did during his proposed equivilent of "_____ in a box" because he's not as childish and shortsighted as Ashley.

>>530122574
Absolument. There will be Andrew hearts too.
>>530122604
Platonically
>>530122669
>>530122770
I swear sisters are real

>>530123638
>he's not as childish
He is a selfish retard impulsively trying to have his cake and eat it too at any given time.
>shortsighted
What has Andrew EVER planned? Everything he does is on impulse.

>>530123619
Pure perfection...

>>530123928
Andrew did nothing wrong

>>530123928
His motives are a lot deeper than "have ashley to myself" and he's filled with copius amounts of mental problems. He's not going to smile just because he has Ashley following him around like a complacent pet while he tries to live a meaningless life with [new girlfriend] that he never really loves and doesn't know why.

>>530124121
Unironically

>>530124475
He sat there in horror from the post-nut clarity, then buried it within him and doubled down.

Finally, slow /calg/ my beloved. I can finally sleep.

TIIIMEEEEEEEEEE
we disCOVERED THE ENTRIES to OTHER PLAAAIINS
https://youtu.be/fZcAQ0kuw1s?feature=shared

>>530127484
Ashley is the one who cleans up the apartment, cleans up the motel room, does the laundry, and cleans the basement with the incredible mop. This is a fucking inaccurate meme, Ashley definitely puts forth effort in keeping their living spaces tidy.

>>530129094
Not in SnS

>>530129094
Okay Ashley you clean I get it...

I got drunk sith my sister and I seriously considered making out with her. Another time.

>>530067573 (OP)
I just had a dream about my sister when we were young and it made me sad

>>530131726
Finally... The long awaited drunkanon sequel.

>>530132303
Reconnect with her

>>530132354
DRUNKANON is the sequel, I'm the original sisterholic from the Episode 1 days

>>530132527
She barely talks to me when I try to start a conversation. She was such a cutie back in the days but now she's glued to the phone of hers few times she's around the home

>>530132880
Sounds like you could use a hussy!

>>530133103
This but unironically.

Andrew having anal sex with Julia because she's a god fearing wowan.

>>530133361
I was being unironic too

>>530132880
Log into your router and throttle Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter to 56k speeds.

What would happen if canon Andrew met Renee mod Renee?

>>530133887
He'd want to kill her even more

>>530133103
Mayhaps

>>530133720
Well actually you need to log into your router and see if these Quality of Service settings even exist. If not, you can probably install custom firmware onto your router to get full access.
I would throttle these domains:
>instagram.com
>fbcdn.net
>messenger.com
>facebook.com
>fbsbx.com
>threads.com
>twitter.com
>x.com
>twimg.com
>tiktok.com
Who knows if it will affect subdomains.

>>530132880
So you're telling me you have been a bad brother and let her get worse over the years? Don't worry anon, fixing sisters are as easy as fucking em up.

>>530133720
>>530134737
Please don't use nudge techniques against your sister.

>>530135146
Removing Tiktok is a virtuous act

>>530135028
Yeah sure and you and your sis are soooo intimate that you know all about fixing sibling relationships?

>>530135214
You're not wrong, but you should think really carefully before you resort to the dark arts.

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

>>530134737
I used to domain block snapchat because my sister wouldn't stop using it while she was grounded

>>530136607
Oh shit I forgot about Snapchat. Good call, fuck that domain up as well.
>>530134737
SNAPCHAT TOO SNAPCHAT TOO
>snapchat.com
>sc-cdn.net
>sc-static.net
>sc-gw.com
>sc-prod.net
>snapmap.com
>snampmap.org
>snapmaps.com
>snap-storage-cdn.l.google.com

I think Andrew could've been a decent boxer. Probably would've even him out in his teens.

AU where there's no murders or anything, but Andrew has secret cameras to watch Ashley like a pervert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq9Afia5_Mo

>tfw I will never be able to taste Julia's feet
This pains me more and more every day

>>530138090
Maybe someone can teach you how to lucid dream.

>>530137295
What could possibly make you think that? His height? First of all he's not black and secondly Mike Tyson wasn't all that tall, I think he was like 5'9"-5'10".

>>530138295
He has a lot of pent up aggression.

>>530138295
>thinks black people are stronger
Aren't the Americans asleep?

>>530138761
For, Pacific Time, it's nearly midnight. I have eastern time, so it's nearly 3 A.M.

>>530138761
They aren't stronger, I think Scandinavian whites are the tallest in the world and can put on the most muscle, yet they can't fight for shit. Whites on average can't win a fist fight with a black man, hell some white dudes can't even beat a fat Shaniqua.

Smelly wives

They hated him for telling the truth.

The golden sistitty ratio

>>530093672
Based Yule

>>530140136
>No, I wasn't starring. I was examining God's golden ratio.

>>530140341
That sounds a lot like staring

>>530091981
>>530094165
>>530091949
>I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY
>I RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY
>AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME AS LONG AS SHE'S SPREAD

Aaaaah!! Cute.

>>>/g/105814988

Who breached containment to make a cal/g/ thread?

>>530143319
Coffin is fucking everywhere now. It's STILL the default OP for incest threads on /h/ and /aco/, I see it posted in every /a/ incest thread, and anons keep linking /g/ threads. Sometimes, I'll pop over to /his/ and see Coffin posted in incest threads over there. I dare say this little game has become a small but pervasive part of 4chan

>>530143319
don't give them attention, I've seen another Ashley thread yesterday on /tv/

>>530088575
>>530088940
>>530100447
Interesting, thanks. Just asking for personal research reasons.

>>530111889
It's missing Jokamiesluokka, so FlatOut or Wreckfest. And best couch raceing ever: GeneRally.
I feel good having played half of these.
>>530120363
Now, where's that .txt file

>>530111889
Where's Unreal World?

>>530143319
What type of syntax would Andrew use in his programming?

>>530145850
Why is Ashley dressed like a rogue? She's obviously a warlock class.

>>530145850
Inshallah I will get 72 imoutos in paradise

>>530146639

This is terribly offensive. Both of them would clearly be Christians due to their approval of cannibalism.

>>530147549
Ashley is a witch so... wicca?

>>530146639
How do two siblings end up on opposite sides of this conflict?

>>530148067
They aren't, Ashley infiltrated them as a double agent and then decided to romantically blow themselves up using her suicide vest. It's Boom! instead of Splat!

would you your sister?

>>530151053
No. I would my cousin though.

>>530151053
They're too old.

>>530152580

Love knows no age.

>>530151053
Yeah I think

>>530153728
We're talking about a 14-15 years age difference between me and my sisters. I have a nephew that's more like a brother to me since the age difference between us is only 5 years.

>>530154191
Jeez and I thought age gap between me and my sis was big

Good afternoon /klag/
I am going to go out to eat sumthin with my sister as previously stated

>>530154659
You don't seem too happy about it.

>>530154765
I literally attached the happiest looking Andrew sprite I could find I AM VERY HAPPY

>>530155780
He's fake smiling though.

>>530143564
There's a Coffin/Incest thread on /lit/ too

>>530147619
Hebrews and Christians were into Witchcraft too. Solomon and John Dee for example.

>>530156179

Sister supremacy everywhere.

>>530156770
The long awaited Delphic Revolution is nigh. Year 2070, when Coffin is fully released, just trust the plan.

>>530155780
For me it's b_bigsmile[BUST]

>>530158069
For me it's awesome fat sister bust

Reminder that this is the kino we're getting, Nemlei told me

>>530067573 (OP)
What would Andrew and Ashley think of Trumps Big beautiful Bill (BBB?)

I think Andrew would oppose it because of the Medicare and welfare cuts, noting that it severely impacts the most disadvantaged in society, aswell as the fact it raises the national debt.

Ashley on the other hand likely wouldn’t care about the poor unless she inserted herself into that category.

What do you guys think?

>>530159610
We don't deserve something this based. And yet Nemlei is a kind provider to her ducklings

What would Andrew and Ashley do in this situation?

>>530160251
Are you going to do this with every current political thing?

>>530160649
Her Douglings.

>>530160693
Ignore politics and current-happenings at your own peril. Democracy is on the line.

>>530160964
Video games?

>>530161118
Le cercueil de Dédé et Lélé..?

>>530161856
I fucking remember that shit. ANCIENT pre-/vg/ lore.

Oui, c'est moi!

>>530162014
Dandrew?

>>530162014
Wish the French translator went with that, his translation was good

>>530165008
We need more localized A&A

aaaaandy

Funk little monkey, she's a twisted trickster
Everybody wants to be the sister's mister
Coca cola roller coaster
Love her even though I'm not supposed to
https://youtu.be/YoBldRsvciM?feature=shared

>>530131726
i always know these posts are fake because they treat the supposed sister as a non-sentient being

What went wrong with English? Why don't we have sibling honorifics??

>Ah, Mr Sodabergstein. Don't worry about your company, we'll make it all back through the organs of all those goys
>The company has a star of David as their logo
I mean, were these really necessary?

>>530169040
women aren't sentient

>>530169059
We have them but we just don't use them much because we're not as autistic about ranks/tiers as the Asians are.

>>530160651
Andrew, being a big guy, crashes the plane.

Why does Andrew, the elder sibling, simply not eat the younger sibling, Ashley?

>>530167286
>TOXI SODA ROLLER COASTER
>LOVE HER NOT SUPPOSED TO!

>>530170215

He does. Just not the way that you're thinking of.

>>530170215
He will eat the younger sibling Ashley just like how I, the older cousin, ate my younger cousin's pussy.
God, this is autistic.

>>530170275
Kek I'll say that from now on

watching andrew suffer in front of nina's grave was exhilarating

>>530170884
That's what he gets for being a fake sociopath.

>>530171291
>fake sociopath
How is he faking it? He is LITERALLY Patrick Bateman except a twerp

>>530170884
When I first saw this sprite I cackled and thought "nigga's miserable". It's the ultimate disgust sprite.
>>530171291
Well it's not a set in stone concept. It's not like nothing can ever get to a sick cycle path.

Imagine Andrew's hair turning white from stress ever since killing Nina.

>>530171291
He is literally me

>>530171705
Andrew with white hair would be 10x hotter.

>>530171705
>Twelve year old Andy six months after killing Nina

>>530172162
>>530172342
Can someone photoshop bt_near[BUST]

>>530172434
No way fag

>>530170719
>>530170884
Despite their childhood and posterior downhill road to hell, when they were teens, i think both sibling were at their best state.

>>530173195
I'll agree that Ashley has been spiralling since Andrew's rejection, but Andrew hasn't mentally changed one whit since he was a small child.

>>530172342
College Age Andrew the Cannibal.

>>530173585
Andrew, when he was a kid, was a helpless and broken child, and when he grow into an adult he became jaded, resented and erratic. When he was in his teens, he had an honest chance, he was more comprehensive, compassionate and tactful even if he was still unresolved.

>Julia: I hope whoever murdered Nina rots in Hell.
>Andrew: *starts sweating*
>Ashley: *struggling not to laugh*

>>530099305
I don't know, he seems to also blame himself sometimes for how Ashley turned out.

>>530169092
>Welcome to this meeting, you may know me as the human holocaust, but please, call me Abaddon
How did Nemlei got away with all this?

>>530099305
It's such a tragedy that Douglas ended up he way he did. I hope Nemlei, in some future project of her, tells an story about a married couple family struggle, that ultimately find union and stick together against the danger, or something along those lines. It would bring a full circle to her body of work; from children of troubled backgrounds finding solace trough breaking the cycle as outsiders for personal fulfillment, to the same kind of children carrying the torch over the next generation, being the fathers and mothers they wish they had.

>>530179804
based

Sex with Leyley
She is very cute

>>530181839
>that part of the game where a&a learn korean

My god, that Garfield pfp guy from twitter is such a mongoloid retard! Even after Andrew's phone call with Julia he thinks the whole game is just a PSA about codependency/bad parenting and that there's no actual romantic tension between the siblings. Eight hours into the game he didn't realize that those are just themes in what's obviously a romance story! I guess this is what happens when NPCs consume one essay video on youtube.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2501778566?filter=archives&sort=time

>>530183487
Buy an ad

>>530183758
Twitch vods don't autoplay for me, although that could be just some extension I've downloaded ages ago.

>>530183487
Have you considered buying an advertisement in this site? It would save you the trouble.

>>530184465
>>530183758
Oh come on, I just check out the newest TCOAL twitch vods regularly.

>>530181839
Andrew one again very subtle

>>530184748
I'm sorry you torture yourself so. I can't believe how you people can stand watching let's players, especially can't believe how a good chunk of you found out about the game through that manly assfuck zero guy.

>>530185581
Canonically that was very subtle, it was basically a lower back hug. It's not as common these days to hold a loved one's belt but it was a thing in my country growing up.

>>530185878
I check out key scenes, once in a blue moon I stumble upon some vtuber that's actually good and I watch the whole thing.

>>530186317
>vtuber that's actually good

>>530186317
>some vtuber that's actually good

>>530188845
Nemlei tried so hard to make me hate this brat
Luckily I can't hate my own daughter so the tricks of the cat failed miserably.

>>530189321
Nobody could hate Leyley as much as leyley hates herself

>>530189321
If you don't want Total Leyley Death, you haven't been paying attention.

>>530190557
Oh no, i know, but i still love Leyley. I want to kiss her all over.

>>530189321
>Nemlei tried so hard to make me hate this brat
No she didn't

Andrew is a pedestrian.

>>530169092
>Muh joos
Just curious, what's the longest you've gone without thinking about them?

>>530190879
Nemlei?

>>530189321
She's not your daughter

>>530191310
It's a joke retard, go back
>>530190879
I meant she showed all her brattiness and a special CG for eating annoyingly

>>530191483
Jump off bridge Dookie

>Cannibalism
>Ritual human sacrifice
>Demon worship
>Matricide
>Patricide
>Child murder
>Incest
>Normies freak out, ONLY because of the incest.
Why? Why do normalfags, who are usually vehemently against eugenics in all other cases, suddenly start seething when sex is between relatives? Why does it bother them more that several far worse moral offenses?

>>530189321
>Nemlei tried so hard to make me hate this brat
Leyley was cute in every episode 3 scene save for the time she ripped up Andy's homework and stomped the plants. That was really mean of her, but outside of that she was really cute. Yeah she could be annoying, but not any more than a normal little kid

>>530191678
>>530193687
No one cares about your weird fetish, post about Andrew and Ashley or fuck off

>>530193687
Incest is inextricably linked with grooming, rape, and abuse.

>>530194219
still doesn't answer why normies were mad about the incest but none of the other stuff that happens in this game.

>>530194219
None of those ever happened in the game. It's the sole fact on itself, not in the notion of the consequences if there is any.
>>530193687
It's the same reason why they allow children to be graphically murdered on entertainment, but won't allow women nipples nowadays.

>>530193687
Because their masters haven't said 'Incest is a-okay' in the media yet

>>530195421
but they did

>>530195548
when?

>>530195932
>game of thrones
>all the incest porn

>>530193687
>Why?
Because all the other horrible taboos have been explored in mainstream fiction before, all that's left that feels wrong is incest and pedophilia.

Who cares what normalfaggots think?

>>530193687
Everything that have to do with sexuality being show in a nurturing light is prohibited. But everything that is detrimental to personal transformation (Non-sense violence, same sex relationships, abuse and forced drama, obscenities, sarcasm and ironical tones, among other aspects of the iron age) is permited to be indulged. When you see characters so dark like the siblings, still acting like proper people with things to love and hopes and dreams, that contrast encapsulate the whole picture, and is more closer to truth; nowadays mainstream media in conventional, mainstream lens doesn't capture any of that, and it drowns the core aspects of human nature to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

>>530196112
Me, Ashley! I care! Normies must never find out that I watch anime and play "the incest game".

>>530196032
Again with the game of thrones example. That show pictures incest as a means to an end, some other barbarity to check into, and every character is some ruin warlord stereotype; everything is doom and gloom, and ultimately it doesn't matter. In Coffin there is a real chance to their love to be meaningful and have a future just for the simple reason that they truly love each other that way, a sentiment that is absent in most media (and general people values) nowadays, even among couples of ordinary circumstances.

>>530196989
>That show pictures incest as a means to an end, some other barbarity to check into
House of the dragon literally has the incest family and inbred children as the good guys

>>530196989
Sisterlove won in the end.
>>530196032
Again, GoT was over a decade ago so two generations ago. It was a show aimed at millennials and some younger gen Xers, in other words those 'whatever floats your boat maaan love is love' generations.

>>530196747
it ain't a big deal.
when my sister saw me playing tcoaal she just said
>what a boring game. what's the appeal?

>>530193851
This image is another example of Nemlei placing busts in the artwork and I can't unsee it

>>530196032
>Incest porn
Only allowed if it's 'step' because incest is le bad

>>530200875
But porn is bad too

>>530198067
Sorry your sister has such shit taste, anon

>>530196153
Very good post. The incest aspect is vilified among a crowd which is normally, for the sake of not kicking up a shitstorm, we'll say "libertine" because it's tender and human. Everything about the modern zeitgeist is about dehumanizing the human experience. The mystique and eroticism of titillation and sex have been supplanted by obscene transparency and reduced to an act of self-gratification involving another person. Murder? The people they kill aren't "humans," they're scarecrows. Cannibalism? Whatever, blood, gore, and acts of horrific violence simply exist in your daily life thanks to social media and Hollywood. Domestic abuse? Ashley represents the antithesis of modernity, honestly she deserves it. Mind you, I don't actually believe any of these things, I'm just explaining the apparent doublethink. But yes, the incest is what offends them because it's procreative sex between two people who don't just love each other, they literally cannot survive without the other. They're not good people, they have good parts, they have bad parts, they have hopes and dreams and delusions and primal monkey urges. They're humans engaging in a very human and wholesome—comparatively—love devoid of guile or irony.

>>530198067
You shouldn't said sisterfucking to mess with her.

>>530198067
You should've said sisterfucking to mess with her.

>>530202107
>>530202260
Context for jokes like that is everything. It's so abrupt and in-your-face that nobody aside from the genuinely autistic would take it at face value. It's like when I tell one of my friends that if he keeps talking shit I'm going to suck his dick so hard his ears whistle and he swallows his teeth, it's too ridiculous to believe when said with that level of bravado.

>>530201612
>the incest is what offends them because it's procreative sex between two people who don't just love each other, they literally cannot survive without the other
i think its just because they are related actually, its kinda weird

>>530202602
It's not a quarter as weird as the shit people openly support.

>>530202401
Women are prone to overthinking shit like Andrew does, she wouldn't have took it seriously but she would've probably became paranoid about anon. It's long-term trolling.

>>530202819
That's also true, I was mistakenly applying guy logic. Well, I can just shorten that to "logic" but you get the point.

>>530202819
>Women are prone to overthinking shit like Andrew does
kek

>>530202260
I said
>I thought you'd find andrew appealing
she said
>no. he looks 15

>>530203284
I think I know what the problem is, she's not mentally ill enough to appreciate Andrew.

>>530194096
Incest game

>>530202602
Incest is totally normal, akshualleyley.

We're hard at work on CoffinOS. We just got done deciding on an error sound effect and chose the demonic Ashley growling noise.

>>530204408
God, I need this. Andrew didn't deserve her.

>>530208961
I'd cringe at that.

>>530204408
shes so cute

>>530209165
>cringing at sincere affection
grim

>>530208961
Please take her

>>530209549
It's kinda weird for a loved one to not use my name or a nickname based on it.

>>530209769
Being called "sweetheart" is weird?

>>530210541
everyone treats him like shit so it's weird to him

>>530210541
Yes, I have a name for a reason and that's what my parents and friends called me growing up.

>>530210541
NTA but I prefer something normal like "snugglicious" or "fuckpumpkin"

>>530210541
What this >>530210765 guy said

>>530210765
>>530210882
I haven't been mistreated, just treated seriously from a young age. Or maybe coldly? My parents stopped hugging me at like 7-8 years old.

>>530211092
Damn I'm sorry man

>>530209165
Sisterless behavior.

>>530210812
>fuckpumpkin

Actual lol

<3

>>530210812
>>530212156
See, you wouldn't need a fuckpumpkin or fuckwatermelon or fuckgrapefruit if you took your sister out to dinner and a movie sometime...

>>530212989
>See, you wouldn't need a fuckpumpkin or fuckwatermelon or fuckgrapefruit if you took your sister out to dinner and a movie sometime...
Dinner, sure, but the only movie we've gone to experience in theatres together, ever, was the minecraft movie; and yes, for exactly the reason you think.

>>530212959
>spoiler
Outrageous claim. Delete this.

>>530212959
>:/

>>530213276
Fartcloud? More like I-heart-cloud.

>>530213192
>for exactly the reason you think.
Unless the minecraft movie is notorious for making siblings kiss uncontrollably, I don't have any reason in mind.

>>530213553
SISTER JOCKEY!

>>530067573 (OP)
You know tcoaar would've worked if it wasn't about tcoaal characters. A mother who is messed up due to mtiole factors doing fucked up things with her son is a Greta concept, not with Renee and Andrew tho, they have to be super ooc for this mod to work. But I'm ngl, they make a cute couple

>>530213192
>and yes, for exactly the reason you think.

She's 13 at the oldest?