Thread 530687557

>>530612184

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>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>league za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk
>fantasy league
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j0HBcbcul7h8PNfvdl2HuAbLakEVNUMwaPUw1-4nBiM

scrimblo bimblo

>>530687557 (OP)
OOOOOOOO WHAT A THREAD

Telly doko

>>530688726
Can you stream yourself making one of these edits?

>>530687557 (OP)
Chibis!

>>530688960
TO is a chibi nigger desu.

league fatigue?

>>530687557 (OP)
OOOOOOOO WAT A PON

We still fight!

Trying to win every hand, no matter how trash, is indeed the winning strategy.

Why must Wpon's name always be prefaced by "OOOOOOOOOO"?

how long until the summer camp

>>530687557 (OP)
It's time, /mjg/

>>530690361
Only works in sanma to be honest.

>>530690473
time to kys

>>530690361
you can get to master doing that

>>530690473
what exactly am i forgiving the biggest cheater and sexual harrasser of 4chan for

Why is Fu Ji's face so punchable?

memesura doko?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMWXqKZiyAI
Hannahfags, explain yourselves.

Why is Fu Ji's womb so punchable?

>>530690473
No one bothered to validate detective's data.
She deliberately included every possible data point to discourage anyone from even trying.
Everything about it was manufactured under the guise of using a "different model".

>>530690970
Commission it. Now.

>>530690361
MAKA thinks so

someone is in trouble

>>530690970
Bratty Chinese merchant woman giving me absolutely abhorrent rolls

>>530690361
mortal doesn't think so

You ever wonder if one day detectives will get so good, every shitpost you've ever made will be traced back to you?

>>530690401
>>530691028
Birdhag not saying anything and just shitting up the thread as a response is enough proof of his slavshit behavior

>>530691506
same case with mortalson

>>530691506
he got blackmailed by TO and wasn't allowed to post anything

>>530691650
do you believe in santa claus too

>>530691650
That was nulled the moment he got banned from participating in league thoughbeit

No one cares about trannyman or other cheaters. Kill yourself, gossiping faggots.

kman only gets to cum when TO gives him permission

>>530691473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ezE5oVJGww

>>530691826
I do, it was fun watching him going negative in autokokos

I came

>>530692027
code?

Absolutely mindbroken

Free Kiaraman you also get a free hat.

>>530691028
He literally admitted to it. Can we stop this dogshit drama already? Nobody cares.

>>530691826
What's there left to discuss? Janeschizos killed the rest of our WWYDposters. League is ending soon without anyone to root for. The only thing we have to look forward to is 10 more months of shitty gimmick tourneys.

>>530692202
work on your A&C entry

>>530692202
Janeschizos still can't solve my WWYDs

>>530692202
I genuinely love shitty gimmick tourneys

>>530692272
We have 4 more months, what's the rush?

Let's beat up Yui and tell her girls can't be smart!

>>530692202
Didn't you go on a vacation until August or something

I actually don't understand how anyone can like him. Even without the cheating he was still one of the most insufferable anons around. Not only did he have shit mentrau but he was attentionwhoring enough that he though he was so important that he needed to shit up the thread about it every time as well. If anything the cheating is just a confirmation of character rather than a surprise. Shitty person all around.

>>530692708
Who exactly do you think you're talking to?

>can feel the need to clog the toiler
>it doesn't want to come out

>>530692371
Still haven't started on my league OC. There's like three days until league ends, what's the rush?

>>530692812
he said a nice thing about me once

>>530692708
There are many hat posters.

doko onegai desu for mi kokoro?

>>530690473
alright copeshitteraman
back to the trenches

There still remains no actual conclusive evidence of mortalbotting

>>530693174
good one kei
don't come back

>>530692202
>League is ending soon without anyone to root for

Cope loser

>>530692202
the riddle

>>530692202
You can still root for RIICHI

>>530693461
There will never be another Nya2K.

>nya2cheaters
It's unfortunate that the only league team to win without cheating has been fatefags.

>>530693662
sanma killed nya2k

>>530693662
>nya2k
>look inside
>botter carried the team
lol

>>530693925
The cat was the 4th lowest scorer on the team.

>>530694105
Who knows how much bot advice the other members got?

>>530694105
he'd be -300 without the bot and nya2k wouldn't have made the semis

>>530694105
Still ended positive instead of the deep negative results without the bot

tedashi
tsumogiri
harakiri

>>530693852
fate is /mjg/core

>>530694948
except /alter/fags
now go back

baseline looper bros...

Koito big win

>>530694238
how has this artist never seen a real mahjong tile
this is a fucking thick card

>>530695048
Oh no no no teach bros...

>>530695227
Kill yourself

I'm 90% sure the frequency of names has risen dramatically since last year, even during last league. Can a statistician confirm?

>>530695048
kek this was coming from a mile away

>>530695519
Last year it was the sign up list spam
This year it's targeted

>>530695202
it looks like an american mew-yonk one

Tenpai. Nomi.

nyo...my tenhou

>>530695945
>>530696127
what the fuck kinda clients are you niggers using

>>530696260
i'm not telling you, jane

>>530696260
Lurk more

This is a Mahjong Soul general. Posting other clients is off-topic and is a bannable offence.

I don't need an online client

>>530696695
Nyo

>>530695945
Roger

>>530696695
Same, I only take offline clients

>>530697125
peroperopero

They made chess into mahjong!
https://www.dicechess.com/

>>530696260
https://www.mahjong-jp.com/
English client, preferred by /mjg/ because of the cute anime girls. Great UI, characters, ranking system, free tourneys, etc... You even get a loli for free!

Objectively has the best and most interactive tutorial.

I'm not playing MJS until the log schizo is dead

>>530697303
Been done a while ago
https://youtu.be/ZtN-i-IkRWI

>>530697303
>

Static emotes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> animated emotes
Simple as that

next time i see that worthless nametroon
ill call him a nigger and move on
its a bit funny that some newfag had to latch onto the most shitty practice hated by the general to attentionwhore, could have spent that effort playing mahjong

>>530697813
wrong

>>530697303
>don't roll a horsie or a pawn in 3 turns
>Sit there with my thumb up my ass while toimen sets up his board
Fun

AMAE IS NOT FUNNY!

I don't see them moving

>>530698521
But that sounds exactly like mahjong?

>>530698724
I look like this and say this

Speaking of RC, the latest story event reveals that (You), the player, used to be a former mahjong pro.

>>530698786
I hate mahjong

>>530697303
>get to make zero draws
>toimen draws a knight ankan and rons my king

>>530697537
lol lmao

>East 2
>East seat
>21000 points

(screenshot 0188)
>Owata: Since I already discarded 1s earlier, it may look like I'm about to cut 6s. In fact I cut 2p. I like this way of playing.
>---: Oh, so this is one of the few differences between the old and the current you.
>Owata: Hmm. 3p isn't much of a backfire after a 2p discard, so hoping for the souzu to develop by cutting 2p may be good. Maybe I should adjust my playing a bit.
>---: You can make such a discovery while studying haifu?
>Owata: Studying one's own haifu is quite useful. There's good and bad plays to find.

(screenshot 0189)
>---: At the beginning of the third row you deal into shimocha again, with a 3p. The current you could have sakigiri'd 6s and after the 3p draw declared riichi with 1p, getting a 36p wait. Then you would have won with tsumo.
>Owata: That may be the case, but let's not focus on what-ifs. It's normal to think "damn, of course it backfired," but nothing good can come from dwelling on it. Saying that 6s was correct because it would have worked in this case is nonsense.
>---: That may be so, but missing a haneman tsumo as dealer and getting ronned for mangan instead must have hurt.
>Owata: It definitely hurt (laughs). Now that I landed in last place the only thing I could do was to try and find a way to reclaim second.

mortal sux

>>530697537
>AI slop

>South 1
>South seat
>12000 points

(screenshot 0191)
>---: In East 3 kamicha got a turn 4 riichi, which shimocha dealt into for 3200 points. It's now the third turn of South 1.
>Owata: I just tsumogiri this Ton, huh.
>---: Even though it's dora?
>Owata: It would be nice to pair it up, but as a guest wind it's basically the same as a dora 1m or 9m pair. My goal was probably to advance the match to South 2. It was a choice that prioritised speed. It was better to cut it sooner as it was a yakuhai for dealer.
>---: You mean before dealer gets a pair he can call it with.
>Owata: That's right. However, if it were a hand that doesn't discard it there, you should never discard it. My actual hand was iishanten so I just played normally.

(screenshot 0192)
>---: You get tenpai on turn 6.
>Owata: Instand riichi even with a penchan. Sanma has less tiles, so for likelihood calculations the denominator is smaller. Thus winning a penchan is easier than in yonma. But if someone chases, it's also more dangerous. The opponent gets the same benefit after all.
>---: And yet it's a riichi even with this potential risk.
>Owata: The fact that I have a 6p triplet helps the 7p wait out a bit.
>---: You're saying that since only 6p is left, it's harder for the others to use 7p.
>Owata: It's also possible that someone else has a 7p triplet. I can't know if that's the case. In last place I have to take some risks.
>---: Do you think it's better to be aggressive when you're uncertain?
>Owata: It would be different if I knew there was danger, but in general I think it's better to be aggressive when you don't know if there's danger. Folding against a threat that may not exist just seems like a waste.
>---: Your push is rewarded with a tsumo.
Not making another post just for the tsumo screenshot. It's riichi tsumo, 500/1000.

>South 2
>East seat
>13500 points

(screenshot 0195)
>---: Personally I think this is your best discard in the entire haifu.
>Owata: It's that amazing? (laughs)
>---: I think maybe if you had discarded something else you might not have become tenhoui.
>Owata: Well, I was amazed at how broad-minded I was, too.

I like this one as well so I'll wait a bit with the next post. WWYD?

>>530700771
Unfortunately, I don't play sanma, so I can't really give an answer.

Eliisa is a NIGGER!
Opinions?

>>530700771
hatsu

>>530699875
I'd have instinctively cut 2p here, while wondering if a bot would scold me for it. I don't mind the risk of terminal shanpon. The yonrenkei shape is strong in sanma, but perhaps less so than in yonma.
>>530700348
>godawful penchan-penchan nomi iishanten
I'd have taken the ton over 2s here, to be honest. I think the score situation is extremely desperate. Why try to skip the dealer's turn quickly when there's no hope of overtaking him? I think it's okay to go slow for value here, and a dealer repeat only gives us more time to get a good hand. Even if the dealer pons ton later, perhaps he could ron shimocha instead.
>>530700554
>6p ankou helps 7p come out easier
I suppose it does make it harder for others to use 7p in their. Not something I would have considered significant.
I honestly don't know if I would have taken worthless penchan riichi here, when there's at least some hope of drawing haku ankou, but I'm glad that the simplest choice is correct.

>>530700771
I cut any dragon, which is definitely wrong. I think 6p is too valuable as floating tile to cut early when we have insufficient blocks, when all we need is speed. I'm guessing Owata cuts the sha pair as he already has the dora head, and only one tile left can complete that block.
The book already mentioned that depleted pairs are really bad. But I have a habit of keeping them for trap waits at tenpai, as all I want is tenpai fast as possible.

>>530700771
Ton.

>>530701520
I'll be the famous Eliisa

>>530701785
there is already a famous eliisa

>>530700771
6p?

>>530701980
not /mjg/

gooner xenia, give me some links to vr jav torrents

I'll be the famour bunny

sawako sex

>>530702729
>amour bunny

amour avec le bunbun

Let's beat up all girls with silver hair!

>>530701980
not anymore

can someone give me an amae koromo listening to music
it's for something very important

>>530702997
https://youtu.be/p-PL0Ibjf8Y

I could have become the famous Elisa

>>530702902
Bring it on

>>530702034
>>530702993
he'll be back

>>530702902
Why do you keep making these shitty posts? Are they considered funny in your home general?

I WANT TO BE THE FAMOUS LITERALLY WHO

I'll be the famous pedo

>>530703798
Is that THE famous Koito I keep hearing about?!?!

>>530703754
Don't look for "Let's beat up" in the archive

>>530704010
that's florg

>>530704010
sorry, that's already taken

Post Hannah, she's just so cute.
>inb4 furry
If that makes me a furry, than I'll go learn sewing to make a fursuit.

>>530701190
>>530701563
>>530701684
>>530701707
>>530702029
>---: You drop the Xia pair from here. Being this relaxed as dealer in sanma is something else.
>Owata: And that's while I have a dora pair. But in fact, it's precisely because of this that I couldn't bring myself to cut any of the single yakuhai tiles. I don't care which one, just please draw into a pair of one of them.
(screenshot 0196)
>---: That brings us to this turn.
>Owata: For a wider sticky iishanten, and to confirm the dora pair, I cut 3s. Pinzu are expensive and souzu are cheap, if I'd wanted more safety 9s would have been the choice. As last place dealer however I was prepared to push 6p should I draw 7s.

>>530701684
>I'd have taken the ton over 2s here, to be honest.
Penchan-penchan is shit, but there's a good chance your shape improves after a haku pon later on. The 2s can sometimes give you iipeikou to dama with so it's not without uses.

>>530704220
The famous grinch!

(screenshot 0197)
>---: You then get a shanpon tenpai on the dora and 9s.
>Owata: But I didn't take it. Pinzu are too dangerous.
>---: You thought 6p would deal in?
>Owata: Not necessarily, I just thought pinzu were dangerous. Even if the wait was 58p or 4p, I thought keeping the 6p was better.
>---: I see. Even if 6p passes now you may not be able to push tiles next to it in the future.
>Owata: Losing this dealer turn would put me in a grim spot, but exactly because of that I wanted to hand in there as long as possible.
>---: And with that line of play you drew another 6p to get back into tenpai and tsumo another one for a mangan win.
>Owata: This was a satisfying win for sure.

(screenshot 0199)
>---: In your renchan, you deal in from a dora 3 iishanten.
>Owata: 1469 are the dangerous suji here, but I also had a 2s dora triplet. This is one of those deal ins you just can't avoid.
Not posting the second screenshot of this deal in, it's 4100 points.

>>530704634
I would avoid it

>>530696260
How new?

>>530703754
I'm actually from /a/.
I hate silver hair and silver-hairs voiced by Kana Ueda in particular.

>South 3 (all last)
>East seat
>17400 points

(screenshot 0201)
>---: In all last, you're 4600 points behind second place, who is now dealer. On the 8th turn there's a dealer riichi, then you reach tenpai in the same turn.
>Owata: With the riichi stick the effective point difference shrinks to 2600. Cutting 5s for riichi and winning is 5200 even without ura.
>---: The wait is a penchan though.
>Owata: I thought the chance to win was better with a riichi rather than trying to find a better wait. So I went for instant riichi.
>---: And three turns later you get the 7s tsumo, raising yourself to second place right at the end. You managed to stand your ground.
>Owata: If I'd lost there, the tenhoui promotion would have been pushed back quite a bit. The 7s was important, but I think anyone would have played this hand this way.
>---: There don't seem to be any other paths. Even if you don't take tenpai, you'll draw 6s for a 47s wait which you'll win on the same 7s.
>Owata: That's why I think the difficult choices that lead to this point were more important. Looking at the haifu like this you can really feel the importance of each discard. To everyone reading this book, please don't just look at haifu of strong players but also at your own. I'm sure you'll find some interesting things.

That's the end of this haifu.

All whos

>>530704778
We don't cotton to your kind around here

>>530704778
I have to kill you for hating on Takane

>>530704778
Sorry, but Altair is kino

>>530704778
Nobody cares, this is a Fu Ji general

>>530704778
rozen maiden bros...

>>530704778
>disliking Tessa
Awful taste.

>>530704778
where is koko?

>>530704778
>hating Chris
Actually terrible taste.

>>530704778
le...suigintoulaugh!

>>530705406
>used goods

Is 350cal too low for breakfast? Mahjong.

>>530705540
that's about 1/3 of what I eat in a day so it's probably fine

>>530704778
>Yin on the list
dogshit taste

>>530705540
0 cal is the only appropriate choice for breakfast

One thing I've noticed grinding sanma, almost all the names in Jade are hiragana
Nary a chink to be found

>>530705540
depends. Are you a little girl?

>>530705532
take your meds

>>530704778
Could have just said you're gay.

>>530705698
Japs love sanma

>>530705540
how about you eat 50 cal for breakfast instead?

>>530705698
In my experience elevens in sanma also emote more than elevens in yonma.

>>530705698
Didn't you know? The Japanese prefer sanma. Only the Chinese play yonma.

>>530705849
Fuck off Finé

>>530705540
I don't eat breakfast...

>>530706093
I was doing 150 before but added to it.

>>530706179
You are Fr*nch

Hotdogs...check
Mug of Korean iced coffee...check
Mint chocolates...check

Time to grind some RC ranked

>wake up
>immediately ritualistically stuff your face
bravo burgers

Water? Check.
Protein shake? Check.
It's time for kokos.

>>530706449
I don't eat past 19 so I feel very hungry when I wake up the next day

>>530706702
Do you regress in age once you sleep or something?

I've basically made intermitted fasting a life style. Lunch at 11:00 and dinner at 19:00

new RC gift code btw: SEVENTEEN

>>530702036
Check the /t/ archives and Sukebei.
Pornolab for newer videos.
Mahjong

>only eat after brushing
>can't be arsed to brush after waking up
>eat only 5 hours later when I finally feel like shoving a phallic object in my mouth

didn't ask

>>530707112
>only eat after brushing

>>530704778
>testarossa

I came
SAVR-662

>>530692272
Aren't we supposed to only start when the tournament begins?

>>530707091
>Pornolab

>>530707392
It's mostly western videos but someone has been uploading a lot of JAV recently. Coincidentally both Sukebei uploaders died.

In 15 years of jacking off, I've never needed anything more than a good ol' monochrome doujin. Preferably of Blue Archive.
POV, JAV, animation, ASMR, all of that is just fluff.

>>530708068
But Blue Archive wasn't a thing 15 years ago

Didn't ask.

>>530708068
BA is not 15 years old.

Does grinding ranked count as a gambling addiction?

Hoshino the next Aru??

>>530708184
but he is

>>530708184
This is 15 years old.

>>530708529
are the zippers for breast feeding?

Atoru!

>>530708289
Yes. Unless you're playing sanma, which is a skill-based game.

>>530708529
Why does a bra need zippers?

>>530708601
Neck yourself

Genuinely, what's the appeal of gambling on horses? You have zero input on the outcome of a race. All you do is watch one thing go faster than another thing. Why not just bet on a coin toss, or snakes and ladders?

>all streamers bullied out
>no telly
it's over...

>>530708774
I'm not gambling on the horses themselves, I'm trying to analyze the yakuza rigging patterns to win every time.

>>530708834
じんじん is on

>>530707432
Make sure to get the Overlord startup screen from the Exchange Gallery. I think it's the first time we can get a collab startup screen and keep it after it finishes.

wtf no EU2 today?

>>530708295
Well, they're both retarded bitches so

>>530708594
>>530708678
The lore is that she overheats too easily, so she needs easy access to strip nude.

>>530708979
This is so Jewish I wouldn't be surprised if Frank adds the Talmud next. Imagine not just getting the collab splash as a reward.

>>530708834
I could stream but I don't like talking when I play

>>530709107
bravo flet

>>530709176
>Can get it without paying any money
>Jewish
These awakening books are barely used for anything. I have like a hundred of them.

>>530709336
Official BA comics are unironically 100 times better than flet's nonsense.

>>530709704
Joko?

>>530709830
The joko is that Shirokofox is autistic and can't identity the funny megane without her megane.
Here's a more obvious joko with our favorite baggie.

does having a double east wind pair count as 4 fu or is it still just 2?

>>530710160
4 fu

>>530710149
holy esl

>>530710304
so double wind ankou fu is also counted twice?

>>530706829
>tfw no old brad pitt boytoy

>>530710434
It depends on the ruleset

>>530709704
>>530710149
Why are pink and mesugaki being so mean?

>>530710693
any idea if that's enabled on mahjong soul?

>>530710740
Mutsugaki's hobby is pulling pranks. Aru is her best friend.
Pinkshino is a lazy and dumb jobber.

>>530710434
no

>>530710795
should be iirc

>>530711014
Gehenniggers are just the worst, man.

>>530709704
Why do Koreans read left to right? Or did they invert the comics when translating?

>>530711353
>Why do Koreans read left to right?
because hangul is written left to right

>>530711481
Why

>>530711353
I feel like whether a culture develops reading right to left or left to right is related to why toilet water flushes in the other direction on the other side of the world

>>530710434
Ankou is counted differently and only cares if it’s honor/terminal, not yakuhai

suuanker tanker

>>530711724
Australiabros...

>>530711724
Is this the same for whirlpools

>>530710434
>>530710795
no wait no, ankou not ofc

Detectives are cringe.

>>530711772
>>530711971
thanks

>>530711846
I don't know about that one

>>530711679
because when the alphabet was developed gooks already had paper to write on instead of wood planks on a string

Sankantsu should unironically be a yakuman.
Suukantsu should be worth a quadruple yakuman alone based on how rare, difficult, and risky it is, and to make it worth sacrificing over suuankou.

>>530708834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD9f1liPh3E

>>530711353
RTL in CN/JP/KR is associated with top to bottom writing. Korea and PRC have done away with vertical writing in most contexts and so RTL went with it.

If this is basically my one mistake in this match, every other deal in either being during a good richii or a tile that was clearly optimal, should I be blaming myself? I went bankrupt in e3.

>>530714443
>this is basically my one mistake
>B+

Honorposting claims another one.

>>530714443
why did you keep the nan?

>>530714443
>B+ round score
>A+ game score
>One mistake

>>530714443
actual brainrot HO-

>>530714443
More or less. You lost because of your mistake, after all.
But it's fine, we live and we learn.

>>530714443
>B+ match score
Clearly not the only mistake you made that match.

>>530714443
>this is basically my one mistake
>except for my other deal ins

Hannah...
My beloved...

>keep safe tile
>don't use it
???

>>530714921
League was also full of deal-ins from "sakigiri" against tenpai while having a safe tile. An /mjg/ staple.

>>530715061
Personal favourites are those keeping a "safe tile" and dealing in with it at the very end.

>>530714736
deal ins aren't mistake

Please consult the chart

>>530714734
That refers to the hand in question.

>>530714736
Feel free to look at the Mortal review and tell me how all the others were my fault.

https://mjai.ekyu.moe/progress?task=34cf9d3bdb6917ed

>>530714619
Last chance 3m felt safer than nan, especially since most 2m are gone, and I didn't want it in my hand either.

Kevin Nash is not my lover~
He's just a bitch that
I raped in '92
With a ghetto raping crew~

>>530715435
>Last chance 3m felt safer than nan
Honours shitposts ruined /mjg/'s ability to fold.
>>530715307

...

>>530715719
Mortal sisters? Makachads are making fun of us...

>>530715435
One chance is not reliable late in the slightest.

>>530715719
>put mortal in retarded position it would never be in with retarded cuts earlier in the hand
>pretend your mortal approved deal in is ok because of it

>>530715435
A valid point, and there were no further manzu calls, but still... 3p? Genbutsu, toimen has not switched since shimo discarded it and kami is folding.

>>530715986
It's not even once chance, 2m pon only makes penchan and kanchan on 3m less likely. It doesn't save you from ryanmen.

>>530716334
3x 5m visible.

>>530716334
Anon, there's a 4th 2m and three 5m in the pool.

>>530716790
Botcoper keks, how do you justify this?

>>530716790
It saw you being retarded for discarding the sanshoku and decided to end your suffering.

>>530716968
Ah, also the 4p drop.

>>530716790
This is tonpuu? It wants to, uh... feed or sashikomi so kamicha can't gyakuten.

doko

>>530716941
Look at those discards. The more you discard nonsensical shit, the less reliable the bot results become due to low info.

2 hours for Patapon 1+2 to come out no time for mahjong

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memesura

>>530717606
started

>>530716941
fucked up the gyakuten hand so badly now we need to just help 2nd so we don't get 4th

>>530715719
Wild push desu

>>530717937
If you honestly play like this is true, you will deal in like a retard fewer times than if you treat honours with schizophrenic suspicion, like /mjg/ after honour posts.

Honors are genbu-ack!

>>530715169
>>530715061

>>530718857
this push is just braindead

>>530718857
>live dora with unwinnable iishanten while having genbutsu
Mental retardation level play.

>>530718857
Can a detective tell me how far this person is from deranking?

>>530719785
Already deranked but he also won that game
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/108504946/12.9.11.8

I hate /bag/gots more than words can describe but I watch the oddloop every time it's posted.

I came

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>>530723268
go back horsefucker

>>530722837
Positively herculean forearms.

>>530723268
stay here horselover

>>530718857
why would he throw live dora like that?

>>530723268
>be me mr hands
>see this
>go into heat

>>530723615
they are trading points
it's a discord room

>>530717606
GGs

>>530724347
le...madokopantyhose!

>>530717606
GG, thanks for the fun games

>>530717606
ggs!!!!!!!

>>530717606
gg, thanks for the fun fun games!
found it funny that we got all the way to south 4, only for someone to gyakuten with a last minute kokushi

>>530723268
2/4

>>530691473
>make a very short post with no image as a literal who
>someone names me
>can't tell if it's just a coincidence or if they actually know

shant join horsefag games

>>530723268
3/4!

>>530691473
I remember making a post using an emote of a character no one plays and the sole reply correctly guessed my main.

Shall require proof of horsefuckery for entrance into my friendlies

>>530691473
Intelligence agencies already do this

Roger

>>530726361
Can't be very intelligent if they think my posts are of value.

You need to be in the /mjg/ horse club to join my friendlies simple as

>>530726629
I'm in the /jong/ one because the /mjg/ one was full

>>530725060
I’ve seen my >name attributed to other anons’ posts before
But it would’ve been weird to reply to them so I didn’t say anything

>>530726629
>Welcome to my friendly room, now just provide a screenshot of your Daiwa Scarlet ranked B+ or better and we can start

>>530726629
I'll host my own, thanks

heeyyyy

>>530726935
Sorry but you'll have to settle for my B+ Vodka instead, shan't train that twintail slut.

>>530726935
Best I can do is a B+ Bakushin, take it or leave it.

Hina is such a stupid name.
Only stupid girls get named Hina.

>>530727932
THATS NOT TRUE!

Nanodesu

>>530728124
retardmomo...

>>530728271
bro that's bullshit

>>530728215
She is not retarded

>>530727932
Curses, misfortune be upon ye.

>>530728534
I've never seen a girl who isn't retarded.

>>530728745
Be nice to your mother anon, she puts up with a lot

>>530727932
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>>530729070
Makoto was right.

>>530730823
the titcows in BA are better than the uoh meme characters however

>>530723268
my cringe is stronger than yours, steve
ggs

You took in our retards like Aru and Hoshino.
Respect your guests.

>>530731220
Based. Juri LOVE!

where's the other ggs?

>>530732346
it wasn't ggs, it was bgs

>>530732346
in /jong/

are you a bad enough dude to push, /mjg/?

>>530732717
POOOOOOOSH

Lord of Mysteries is actually good

>>530732717
no but I'm pretty sure both mortal and maka would push it

>>530732717
what, 7s1s shabo?

>>530732717
1s
It's one chance, what are the odds?

>>530733093
>>530733291
>>530732838

>>530732717
You have all the dora and one aka, his hand looks like toitoi yakuhai with probably no aka. Seems correct to push.

>>530733330
big whoop

>>530732717
it's a good push

>>530732717
The nyagger is probably dama with a nasty chinitsu. I would push anyway

>>530733330
your life is worthless
>>530732838
>>530732879
>>530733093
>>530733291
>>530733331
>>530733509
maka pushes and mortal folds as usual
although I have to agree with maka this time, no reason to be very afraid of 1s specifically

Fat women

>>530732848
Yes but don't watch it on crunchy. Use other sources so you don't skip on the world building, lore and power system exposition.

>>530733931
>don't watch it on crunchy
people PAY to watch anime in WORSE quality?

>>530733816
Yeah, the discards make it hard to believe he has honitsu, so that plus the dora situation makes it unlikely he has mangan. Dealing into sub-mangan isn't that terrible here, whereas winning the hand gives you good odds of 1st. The fact that 1s is only once discarded despite the 2s pon gives me pause, but I still think it's a good push.

rumi sex! plap plap plap!

>>530733931
Since when does CR edit episodes?

>its another mortal being schizophrenic for no reason episode
thats it im paying for NAGA

>>530733330
uwaaa my league 6 crush

>>530733330
>names

>>530733330
Thank you for submitting your name. It has now been processed and added to The List.

>>530728745
this is why i stick to women (male)

>>530733909
But she looks skinny

>>530735564
Emotes with no alpha!

>>530733909
This is considered anorexic in America.

>>530687557 (OP)
sheentia

>>530735564
problem?

I'm really not good at this game and I don't want to play another finals game and tank our score.
How do I grinch without disappointing my captain?

>>530736227
shittia

>>530736405
tell him you are "busy" just like everyone else and leave irc until it's all over

>>530718857
funny, if you didn't kan you could have riichi'd on the exact same tanki wait

>>530736405
First, you don't announce your intent in the thread.

>>530736405
Just don't log in for a couple of weeks and say you got into a car accident

>>530736736
Captain please, let me grinch and kill myself in peace.

>>530736863
No, now get back in there.

>>530736834
What if he doesn't have a driver's licence?

>>530737136
He can say it got revoked after the accident

>>530737021
F-fine...

>>530736405
If I was your captain I would force you to play. Because it's the finals and all of the tryhard soulless nigger teams play though you can probably just say that you don't want to play and they'll send in the Saint for his 5th game.

>captain confiscated my driver's license
>won't give it back unless I get 1st

My team's going to win the Super Bowl

If your team has like 0% chance of 1st do you chase yakumemes and ruin the game or play it straight

Anon, this is your captain speaking

I have fond memories of my captain

>>530738786
you feed the team you like so they can have their "kino" "comeback"

I forgot who my captain is.

>>530738795
Hisa is my captain? I am now listening

Captain, this is your anon speaking

>>530733931
I've heard nothing but praise for the webnovel but have never bothered checking it out. Is the anime a good adaptation? Or should I stick with the webnovel?

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it's fair.

>>530740328
2/4

>>530740512
Riichi Mahjong is such a weird and confusing game.
I wonder what goes on in the heads of people that are truly good at it and if they are just as lost as everyone else when things don't work out.

>>530740328
started

>>530740328
Started!

>>530740512
>got lucky baiman tsumo on east round
>fold entire game
>won
it's that easy

>>530741365
But the stats tell us that he played aggressive for a good chunk of the game?

>>530740512
>it's fai- ACK
Ura 3 btw

I'm gonna try playing like LuckyJ and be a schizo fold-god

>>530741679
fuck off, nigger

HAT NOOOOOOOOOO

>>530738786
Do your duty and kill the cat kingdoms AKA boomers 2.0

>>530741679
Chun

>>530742232
>4th place acceptance

>>530742767
Dealer next turn

I wanted Jane, not this fat bitch.

>>530743154
rude

>>530743154
it's a good character, sir

Xenia was my first pull and bond

>>530743309
This bitch is so fat she ate all my jade!

>>530743384
Proof?

Cynthia was my first pull

>>530743547
Condolences

aiiieeee

>>530744017
my condolences anon

>>530742767
>I should deal-in and die or else I'm accepting 4th
>my dealer turn next? What's that?
Bravo retard.

There objectively and obviously is an occultic element to mahjong and you can't really call yourself skilled unless you can tap into this element when you need to. There is a presentiment of death that tells you that the safe-looking tile you've just drawn will kill you, and there is a feeling that the flow wants you to chase a meme yaku or push a cheap hand into a dealer riichi. There are moments when you need insight into a world beyond beyond the mere calculation of EV to seize victory, where no copebot could ever comprehend your actions. Such moments, such leaps of faith, are what turn a hanchan into a thrilling struggle for life and death, and your failure to take advantage of them is why you keep getting 4th with your S-ranked bot scores.

Unfortunately, I am not a schizo.

>>530744663
Deal-in tiles just paint themselves in red blood whenever I draw them.
That's my only skill, though.
Luckshitting is beyong my ability.

only looper think like that

I am the loop of my baseline.

The point reduction should be reduced if only you got a MAKA score of S or above when you get 4th

>>530744663
Gambler's fallacy.
And anons only post their S+ 4th places to shitpost, which is merely confirmation bias. In the first place, expecting anything occult from a literally digital client is foolishness. Play IRL mahjong.

>>530741679
>log shaming

>>530740328
ggs

>2 whole good&lucky players on /mjg/
>everyone else is either a crab, a retard, a lucklet or all three

>>530740328
gg

>>530740328
ggs

>>530740328
ggdesu
>missed nine gates tenpai because I read the hand wrong

>>530740328
ggs, thanks for the fun games

>>530746010
>>530746070
>>530746093
>>530746164
>>530746217

>>530745748
>In the first place, expecting anything occult from a literally digital client is foolishness.

That's where you're wrong

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>>530746059
wrong

>>530746059
Good&Plenty players?

I'm the least lucky player in /mjg/.

>>530746059
correct

>>530746390
2/4

>>530742970
>>530744442
i stand by 1m discard. i'm not folding a potential mangan that would get me to 3rd when there's only 1 round left

>>530746602
Proof?

I'm the most lucky player in /mjg/.

>>530746648
The expected outcome happened so there's that but you do you

>>530746390
3/4

>>530746648
Then what is the first 1m doing in your discard instead of the 3m?

>>530741679
In his defense it wouldn't have dealt in if he'd shouted ONE CHANCE.

>>530746648
>potential mangan
>only have to push these two extremely dangerous tiles against two riichis, one of which is dealer
>you don't see a single dora
It's just a retarded play, there's no EV to be found in that deal-in.

Onions el jugador más marrón en /mjg/.

>>530747983
>Onions
Dumb kodomo destroyed by the wordfilter.

>>530747983
wena nido

>>530746390
Started

>>530747983
>>530748321
Did you know that in french onions are pronounced "anyon"?

>>530749062
It starts with an "o" sound, I don't know where you got the a.

>>530747576
>only have to push these two extremely dangerous
had 1m passed, 3m or 6s could have become genbutsu by my next turn. What were the odds 1m specifically deals in? Of course this is a fold in most cases but i just don't like comfortable placing my trust in getting a good haipai in all last

>>530749485
It's pronounced ɔ.ɲɔ̃ which reads like awnyor, actually.

>>530749994
>don't like
don't feel*

>>530747983
eres gay

>>530750102
>aw
Yeah, which is essentially an "o" sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFxN7sO3W8

>>530736405
If you're on my team, don't you dare quit.
If you're not on my team , don't you dare quit.

>>530736405
My child would grinch

Where are all the customers

>>530751801
Xenia ate them all.

>>530746390
gg. the tele is coming up soon

>>530746390
GG expecting the occult from a digital client truly is wise

>>530746390
gg

The Cafe Team didnt make OC that I would expect desu

>>530746390
ggs, shame I didn't get that renchan

BWEEEEEH

>>530751801
seaside's closed due to AIDS and stingrays

>>530749994
You are already in a bad position, you either take the copium and maybe salvage the game and hopefully avoid further penalties... or play suicidal and likely kill yourself.
There are pretty high odds of 1m dealing in, same for 3,6m and 6s. Your whole hand is risky, but maybe your fold path is honors, starting with chun.
If you are lucky dog deals in and you are in a better position for taking 3rd, if you are unlucky panda deals in and dog stalls and maybe panda is your new rival. Wost case scenario dog wins a small hand or tsumos and everyone is further away from you by a lot, but nothing dealer seat and luckshitting can't fix.

Yes, you'll be south 4 and likely everyone else will be rushing their hands to close the game out and not give you a chance to recover, but you are actually already in that situation. You just have to play patiently and hope luck comes to you. Sometimes it will work, sometimes it won't. But you have to try to get there first.

magic!

>yuzu is selling rotten food
no wonder momo shut her down

>finals
>fc2
lmao

We reserve the right to delete the VOD and pretend the game never happened if something goes against the script.

>>530752356
Stop crying or I'll hit you again.

I'm all in

>>530754145
Thanks for the deposit.

>>530752448
I appreciate you writing this and I may heed your advice at some point soon if I'm on a deranking trend and need to make adjustments to my playstyle.
I just copebotted the log and mortal doesn't hate 1m but slightly prefers folding with chun

still no hall of fame/shame

Just dont let the chinks win.

The bakyou is more than just the pond by the way

>>530755208
do it yourself

>>530755208
after final

I had such an incredibly mediocre league this year that I won't make it into the hall of fame or shame.

Why is the fc2 chat acting gay

>>530755475
it was always on the last weeks of the regular season