Maybe the real vessel was the friends we made along the way edition
Previous Vessel:
>>530947230Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own soul.
-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/-Wanna change the font?
>https://rentry.org/utg-font-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
>I fought the knight without timing Rude Busters with Z because I thought Pippins was lying, and a few times I tried I didn't hear a "different sound" and I didn't notice much difference in damage
How stupid am I?
i saw something funny and made this meme out of it.
Ralsei WILL become a real boy or I'm skinning Toby Fox alive
>>530976129Ralsei art that isn't horny shit? Nice
Fangamer will make one million different Ralsei costumes before making one Lightner plush.
Imagine how awesome this would be.
>>530976392not very.
i don't want to become a tranny
aw hail naw.
>>530976129maybe he's crying because he's staring at the fucking sun
>>530976392For all of five seconds until Susie realizes what happens and put her friendship with Kris above teen lust.
Big Shot era Spamton gaining uncontrollable cat-like impulses and behaviors due to FRIEND's influences, and becoming weak to being pet under the chin.
>>530976392Not awesome at all. How can I fuck anyone without a penis?
>>530976129Chapter 5 WILL be the designated Ralsei lock-in chapter before the real end game, trust the plan brother
>>530976760I need to see Asgore suplexing Ralsei.
>>530976760I believe in the gote.
Kris will die for our sins
>>530977316I refuse.
Reminder that
>We WILL get the Pure Crystal >We WILL defy the Prophecy >We WILL save Dess >Ralsei WILL become a real boy >We WILL become everyone's friend >The Dark Worlds WILL stay accessable >We WILL get a happy ending And no force in existance can stop us.
What would the shipname be
>>530977665WaterPumpkin, or WatPumpkin for short
>>530977665Jackizzle
my nizzle.
>>530976392It'd be cool but I don't think Tony would let their self insert just get removed like that
I LOVE TENNA!!! I LOVE TV!!!!!
>parallels Kris, as they're both puppets desperately searching for freedom. also, the phone calls
>has met Jevil
>copied Swatchling's style
>sent spam to Noelle
>allows the Weird Route to happen
>knows about the Knight
>uses Dess' hidden text
>FRIEND appears for the first time during his side quest
>Tenna. Ramb. The SWORD route. The entirety of Chapter3 is a Spamton circlejerk
>MIKE
>the Mayor loves her [[HeartShapedObjects]]
>you fight him on the train tracks in the basement of Queen's mansion. Holiday's mansion has a toy railway in its basement
>one of the monks asks about Hyperlink Blocked
>"Field of Pink and Gold", same color as his glasses
>WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home]
>Spamton Sweepstakes as a whole
Why did Toby make this schizo the most important character in the narrative?
>>530978642>"Field of Pink and Gold", same color as his glasseshow quickly we forget FRIEND
>>530978642spamton really was peak.
ERAM was cool and i love the flowey parallels but this? how do you beat a boss with the catchiest persona and theme songs?
MY SON
WE MUST MAKE YOU PRETTY
THE ANGEL WILL BE HERE SOON
AND HE WILL WANT YOU TO BE PRETTY
>>530976392No one will shed a tear for him.
>>530978931>soonRalsei waits long enough that his clothes are in tatters. Only by Chapter 2 they are replaced by new ones.
hgsd
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>>530979098>everyone would be happier if you were dead
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>530979098I CARE, I CARE FOR HER!
What would each of their respective Snowgraves be called?
Hard Mode: Has to be anagram and canโt be something lazy like Firegrave or Grassgrave.
>>530980447yourmomgrave
yourdadgrave
yourbrothergrave
yoursistergrave
>>530976392the Deltarune rugs are important
Whatโs better? Human boy x Monster girl or Human girl x Monster boy?
>>530980412i thought this retard's a they/them.
what's up with that, retard?
what is this? you self-inserting, dipshit?
>>530980447>Easter's is just "Judgement"
This is the real Noelle. She's a fluttGIRshy. If you can't accept that, then I don't know what to say
>>530979098Your HANGING Too Long
>>530976392What if instead of saying connection terminated it's just the "Quitting...." into "Quit Successfully" in the corner
>>530980447Snowgrave
Hollowgrave
Sweetgrave
Lovegrave
wtf is that one
>>530980810I thought that was the vessel from the thumbnail
>>530980810>i already see the subpixelationyou piss me off
woaow
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>>530976392Noelle is a pushover who actually thought of killing Kris, so sheโs the closest thing we have to an actual, non restrained game avatar.
>>530978404If I can't get the doe... I'll BE the doe
>>530979182Do you seriously expect a guy who exists outside of time and space to have a really solid grasp on โsoonโ?
Tenna is big so he has a big heart, right??
>when youre in chapter 7 after getting all the eggs and you get a prompt to ask sans about gaster
>>530981025sometimes women make me wish i was gay, because beating them is out of the question for legal reasons.
>>530981087This rat-gurl is cheezed to meet me
>>530976392the SOUL will retroactively belong to Noelle
Chapter 1 Noelle mode
>>530980764I still love himx/theyx
>>530981293is she french? did she surrender against the Germans in 1940
>>530981293she's so supportive
>>530976124what is this image attempting to convey
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>>530981163And than you find out Gaster is just another name for grandpa semi. he just had the nickname "dr.gaster" because he was a gas pipe fixer and he was so good people called him a docter and gaster because it's a gas line.
The grey room door will forever be Mystery man.
>>530981486I was going to edit in a bri'ish flag, but I got bored after editing out the pride symbols
>least popular in Undertale
>most popular in Deltarune
How
>>530981579That's going to make me cry...
>>530981592the edgy ghost girl will fuck her plant boyfriend
bunny
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>>530963848>>530964365>>530964553>>530964818I watched it cause I wanted to see how basic or retarded they got.
Overall it was pretty standard Day 1 theory stuff
>Dess Knight>Susie isn't meant to be the Second Hero, she was meant to be "at last, the Girl" as a fourth character (also uses the stupid Ice Palace door lock as 4 triangle Delta Rune)>Snowgrave is us trying to make Noelle the second hero and our vessel>Susie meant to die in the prophecy (even though this contradicts the bulk of the other stuff about Susie thinking she's the second hero, so that prophecy should be about Noelle dying in that case)Overall, just extremely basic and behind the times on theorizing.
But what pissed me off the most was a bit in their summary of the game.
For some fucking reason, when describing the differences between DR and UT, they literally say "In Deltarune you attack enemies till they're low enough and then spare them" with an animation and everything. That's not fucking true at all. Where did that bit of retardation come from?
Tenna deserves to be called a good little tv
>>530981649him being a schizo on an investigation is cool
>>530981649Asgorebros were rightfully vindicated. The King's Chariot will get us through his turbulent Cuck Arc.
>>530981293a wartime chemical agent enthusiast.
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEAH BABY SWING IT SWING IT PAPI PAPI COO TENNY TOO TV TV TENNY WENNY WOO WOO SWINGAREELIDOO WINNY WOO JENNY RENNY JOO TENNY SHENNY WENNY PENNY FENNY FOO FOO ROO ROO REE ROO ROO! OH YEAHHHHH SWING IT BABY SWING ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>530981787Never doubt the incompetence of video essayists.
>>530981903>>530981203>>530981025reminder that toby fox, a man, created the conditions for this fanart to happen
pride
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>>530981293im glad to be accepted by this community for the aspects of myself i had no control over
>>530982192kek doepedos do be like this
>>530982192What does that even mean
>>530981151he has a big fupa constantly pressing on his dick so he needs to run off screen a lot and cry while humping his own fat
>>530982046>*Don't look at me like that retard.>*Not my fault there is alot of gay romantic dialog choices with Ralsie and Berdly.>*Last I remember Kris, YOUR thoughts and feelings do influence the choices I see and can pick.>*You're the closeted homo here, not me.
>>530982174Ok? Every night I thank G*d for Toby's existence.
>>530982329https://www.snopes.com/articles/464807/minor-attracted-persons-flag/
I'm a ethical eldritch being unlike the smowgravers out there, I make sure kris drinks hot chocolate and hugs ralsei
>>530981649people finally realized he was the best written character, had the best hype moments+aura, and the best theme now that people have stopped being impressed by DETERMINATIONslop and realized how strong he actually was, and they miss it now that he's sad, terminally divorced and balding
If Toby actually writes Asgore again next chapter instead of the divorced one it will unironically be his magnum opus, especially if there's Ralsei hype
>>530982329its the official gay flag of touching kids.
>>530981249what did i ever do to you anon
https://youtu.be/kGU_xpq6QAs?si=LP8c-251kgWhd22p
Kris x Cactus will be canon
>>530981025this mettaton meme but with tenna instead of sans
>>530982529kris is canonically homophobic you SICK FUCK
I do not like the fatfuckers I wish they would keep their lust over fupa to themselves
https://files.catbox.moe/rbvgwk.png
I love horrors beyond human comprehension
>>530981025Are these from ut/dr fics?
>>530981025I've read some of those
>>530982581>asgore has 2 different colour eye flashesSCHIZOS get over here
>>530981592>Chara watches from the chair
>>530982901I LOVE TV!! yes of course they are i've read half of these because something is horribly wrong with me
Tennafags are fucking revolting
>>530982845I donโt even know where to start with this, but I kneel
>>530981649Undertale Asgore was a child killer, this dude is a goofy divorced gardener who still tries to be a good father.
>>530982581Asgore is probably the only thing in undertale's main plot where all the intended emotional beats actually land as intended for me. I think the contrast between how he's described by Toriel at the start of the game and the player's natural assumptions about how terrible the tyrannical ruler of the monsters must be and the kind, gentle man you meet at the end of the game is genuinely really effective, and unlike with most of the game Tony doesn't ever resort to subterfuge or mechanical trickery to manipulate you into feeling bad based on something you can't control without prior knowledge (eg, killing toriel by accident).
He's not FUNNY or EDGY like sans and papyrus are though so fandom generally ignores him.
>>530981293she's very self-aware
>>530982192Why is she french?
>>530982957this art was from 2015 man the schizophrenia is endless
>>530983140it's based on something he does in the game though, the eye flashes are how you know to dodge him
Tenna wearing his normal suit at the studio Christmas party and firing everyone who calls him Santa
>>530980447>Momento Mori>Christianity>/pol/itics>Dasani
>>530981649unironically because the fanbase aged and now they're into dilfs instead of twinks
if there's a resurgance of mettaton fanart for whatever reason, i fully expect him to be drawn like one of those aging rockstars on coke
>>530982845ANOTHER HOLY GRAIL
ATTENTION ALL SCHIZOS, SEND YOUR BEST GREEN PIPPINS IMAGES, NOW!
>>530980801>1225 in the nicknamehollup.
>>530983446>now they're into dilfs instead of twinksI never grew out of my twink phase and never will.
>>530983069Don't the monsters all see humans as monkeys, though? They're ten times as bloodthirsty as Asgore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNu5ZlIsas8
>>530982845>old crt knob cock cageUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BAAAAAASED???????????
>>530982845SEXOOOOOOOO
>>530983489well he is quite the white whale...because he's fat get it?
>>530980801>>530983549huh...
>Noelle is not real, only dess
>>530983549Yes. 1225, it's been known for a while. the 12 month 25 day. it's christmas. Noelle has been giving out the shelter code her whole life.
>>530983446>now they're into dilfs instead of twinksI will wear my "left in the dust" badge with honor then
>>530983575alphys and mettaton wanted to avert a war with humanity, sans/papyrus didn't really care or know what it was. undyne was the only really bloodthirsty one
monsters are basically sheeple, they follow their charismatic leaders.
>>530983472Spamtenna kids are so god damn cute.
>>530983778But how do we know that's Noelle, anon...?
>>530983778Bruh, she should be the vessel.
>>530983472unsettling child creation
>>530983778she's been giving out something else her whole life too lmao
i'm just kiddin that's weird
>>530982845This is peak deltarune art, my fucking lightner
https://files.catbox.moe/9hsvt3.mp4
>>530982845For with Venus and Bacchus and the feasts of voluptuaries an abiding covenant serves as check, and such a cause of happiness is she [the gout] that those who are restrained by her are compelled to lead lives that, except for the pain itself are happy. For she does not render them sterile but restores them to Venus with increased prowess.
Can we post more slim Tenna please
>>530983069but people love him for his vehicular doeslaughter
>>530983672dyyyaaauuum indeed
>>530983465>has defeated jevil alone>became a shopkeeper and doesn't care about anything anymore
spamton with hanahaki disease
how we feel about this crackship i drew
>get a gremlin>turn him into a tumblr sexyman>get a tumblr sexyman>fat fetish art>get a character that's actually an out of shape old man>only gets meme art of them running over a deer inspired by 4 layers of twitter ironyI hate it here
>>530983105Noelle flag but the mini Noelle stays perfectly in place like a plaid pattern in an old cartoon
I love my vessel very very much.
>>530982845toby fox, take notes on what the enlightened fans want
>>530983069>not a child killer
>>530982845Tenna... lay off the pipis...
ff
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>>530984347nothing will ever beat edgy sans underfell hanahaki ss
so she spanked Noelle back to fucking Chapter 1 the moment Kris and Susie left, didn't she
>>530984273Such a cool gamer...
>>530984375I like Asgore and appreciate him but he's just not my type, I like the sleazy fat-assed robot men. But I do wish to draw fat Asgore in the future, I like the schizo detective flower king potential of Chapter 5.
>>530984082giggled at the weird route sound 9/10
>>530984352>FRIEND UnikittyThat was not something I expected to see now or ever really, but I like this a lot
Always luv me some Unikitty
>>530982845anon this is all you had to do
WHY
do you think the fatfag is just posting fat tenna to get other tennafags to feel disgusted and stop posting him?
>>530983069We have no confirmation how old the humans were.
>>530984881he also has to samefag 20 times
>>530984320surprisingly high quality shitpost
>>530983778of maybe carol and her family just love krismas way too much
>>530982845Having the skinny Tenna poster in the background is so funny
>>530984881>fatfag (singular)oh no no no skinnysisters...
>>530984375asgore is buff
>>530984882They owned toys, I think the implication is that they were kids like Frisk and Chara.
>>530985034can't wait for sir roaralot to turn out to be Papyrus
>>530985016what do you mean "surprisingly"?
my quality is consistent, thank you very much.
>>530984375it's not the flintstones dumb dumb you don't need to be in shape to hit someone with a car
>>530984881i'm pretty sure there's like 1 tennafag who doesn't like THE FATTENING, the rest of them either like it or enjoy it as a side dish with their spamtenna main course
>>530984881Nope, she's legitimately into this and has been in a few other generals doing the same with characters there.
But they never want to fuck the REAL fat guys, do they...
>>530985189>The fans are fattening me again...
>>530985080Not all of them. Justice had a real gun.
>>530985142I need Susie to blast a hole in my chest with a buster wolf
>had a fever dream the other night
>Rouxls Kaard eventually admits (to Susie of all characters) that his gig is running thin
>he drops the butcherede olde englishe and sounds like a downer stoner
>becomes moderately useful in some way
>Susie and Kris have the idea to modify the rules card in someway
>this gives him a power up that proves essential in the long run
>but i don't remember the details
I wish I wrote things down
>>530985349>into double wide butterball men>girlwe have a kingfag vessel on our hands
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do you think rouxls could be related to gaster? or is he too much of an insignificant comedic relief character
>>530985331My fupa has gone unfondled for 25 years, I wish I was a crt maybe then...
>>530985034waiter, more cool art please!
>>530985351>An antique revolver. It has no ammo.>Must be used precisely, or damage will be low.I guess I misremembered it as being a toy gun.
>>530985349Yeah, a woman, I won't say what general she's formerly from because she got chased out by a discord full of literal trannies who nobody likes and who are shartyfags with no life outside of ruining discussion. Just believe her fetish is legitimate and we had a lot of nice OCfags but AIjeets/discordshartyturds drove all of them off.
>>530981662Kris being raped and mindbroken so hard they learn to smile at it all
>>530985429too good to be true, i fear
>>530985539put your head into the crt at 3:00am. Feed it your blood. Become an amalgam of metal and glass and meat. Let the new flesh prosper.
>>530985207I don't like fat Tenna but don't despise it, I do hide the posts though. I just like twinks
>>530985567does she happen to be a fan of pink haired incel mechanics by any chance?
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>>530985567>literal trannies>who are shartyfagswhat.
The fat Tenna posting? All planned by my Spamton tulpa btw
>>530985850I don't like your tulpa.
i'm not really into fat tenna but i like when he's got the washed up 40 something celeb bod. he wears a girdle and shoulder pads to sharpen up
Asriel is having fun plapping enbies at college while Kris suffers
>>530985429Bro you've gotta have a notepad next to your bed
At the very least the notes app on your phone
>>530985487>Is he too much of an insignificant comedic relief characterTbh that's what I would do if I was someone fucking with things like Gaster, hide myself in plain sight as a comic relief character
>>530985487i think he probably has something useful 'written' on him, being a rules card
no way he knows anything actively, he's much too stupid
>>530985487He was supposed to be the genocide boss in Chapter 1 before it got scrapped, Toby might just megalovania with him in the future. We never actually fought him on an actual serious fight before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGF_qdUeSPs
>>530985034While its really cool
When it turns out to be rudy
It will be even funnier when people keep gooning at the knight
>Catti ties to summon a demon with Kris
>Noelle names a cat after her in Cat Petters
>Noelle somehow summons a demon/FRIEND
>ps - about my friend. She came over because I said I was going to play Cat Petters, but she thought that meant that I was just going to pet HER...
>But the Cat Petters RPG cartridge in Kris's house has "catti & catty" written on it, implying it's from them. Meaning Catti lied.
>FRIEND gives Kris a joystick to play the original game where (YOU) make your own choices and kill everyone
>FRIEND has strange parallels with Chara and associated with freedom, which is what (YOU) want
>Onion wanted to look for Gaster's theme in the water, a Goner appears and silences him
>Catti warns Kris to protect Noelle from Susie because she walks on the dark
>Catti taugh Noelle protection spells and showed her occult findings
>Noelle is the Player's goal for freedom
>Gaster considers MAN a issue
>Man appears in the diner where Catti works
Catti was trying to protect Noelle and now Gaster and his Goners are watching her closely. She will die.
>>530981787>For some fucking reason, when describing the differences between DR and UT, they literally say "In Deltarune you attack enemies till they're low enough and then spare them" with an animation and everything.Fucking unbelievable, there's always something so skullfuckingly wrong just like this. Makes you sure that they never actually played the game before, and are just scraping this theory from random forum posts (or worse, AI today).
>>530985819really joggins the noggin don't it
guess they really DO wanna fuck spiders
https://youtu.be/OCbeiXhjE7U
>>530985567this entire thing sounds fake as shit.
if you join a discussion place and everybody chases you off, its not them who hate discussion, but you are a disruptive element to them.
so why are you lying to me?
>>530985925Maybe if Kris had just fucking moved on with his life and plapped Noelle by himself he wouldn't be suffering right now.
>>530985819shartyfags are legitimately a bunch of self-hating teenagers and manchildren, i'm surprised you haven't picked up on that yet
>>530985207You referring to me? I'm facetious about how much I hate fatties but I really don't care that much.
Like, some of the art is disgusting but I've seen WAY worse from the post-ch2 drought and I hope it never gets that bad again.
>>530976392It would be pretty cool.
>>530986183how bad? what character were they ruining
>>530986178you sound bitter.
Spamton...I remember your round...
>>530986137>so why are you lying to me?to get replies
dumbass
I'm sorry guys, I couldn't bring myself to draw and I didn't get a scanner for my room. I'll make it and send it tomorrow. Sorry.
I wish Deltarune was less gay and more lesbian
>>530986389works for me.
good for bait, not at convincing.
anon needs to work on the emotionally manipulative phrasing.
either they are troons or they are chud.
can't put them in the same basket, thats not how it goes.
>>530986340what was i supposed to sound like? amused?
those fags ruin everything they touch with their shitty 'ironic humor' and purposefully horrid 'art', believe it or not i don't like them
>>530986526I remember when angstrom used to post here and all he'd draw was the fire girl and everyone would joke that he had a fat fetish and the goatfag discord groomer cabal ended up chasing him off. good times
>>530986137>if you join a discussion place and everybody chases you off, its not them who hate discussion, but you are a disruptive element to them.Incredibly naive to think this on 4chan of all places, considering how discord raiders work.
>sounds fake as shit It's not, I have a folder of proof of discord faggots chasing off all content posters but doing that would bring them here and I'd rather never do that because these losers are this obsessive.
It started with any content fag posting art getting some flames, but they latched on to her specifically. You really don't understand how fucked current 4chan is with how disgusting and cliquey discords ruin this place.
Legit 20 something year old NEETs living with mom who have been shitting up the same 4 or 7 generals for years. You don't like Kraut right? Imagine he's three times as bad, and he's in a discord with 10 or so other fags just as bad as him coordinating raids. That's the last I'll say about it.
>>530986340posting on that site's gonna make you that way, amigo.
>>530986586you post in a faggot furry thread with mentally ill women about a game that hasn't come out and have waited for 7 years and paid for a demo.
you better fucking start enjoying it or else you should pack your things.
>>530984396I don't. I want a real vessel, and actual recognition if I'm going to be there, instead of it all going to Kris.
>>530986575great post kraut
what is toby's sexuality?
>>530986843he fuchs everything
AU where Spamton and Tenna swap with Alphys and Undyne
>>530985345>IT KEEPS HAPPENING>IT'S NOT [SCOBBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU!] ITS STRAIGHT UP NOT ADVERTISER FRIENDLY
Anyone else looking forward to seeing Papyrus everywhere at the festival but always just out of reach so you can't talk to him?
>>530986538What have you drawn anon, what are you drawing?
>>530986679Can you give me a vague summary of the game the general was focused on, at least?
>>530986820I only want the Goner Vessel back so I can hug Kris instead of inhabiting them.
>>530986743anon if you're actually trying to say this place is WORSE than shartyfags, then i assume you've never interacted with them at all because holy shit if you think a bit of fatfag art is bad you clearly never visited their containment website
>>530986941teacher spamton indoctrinating the children... cop tenna arresting people for abusing their tvs...
>>530986843He hangs out with the OMORI chick in their secret MAP pride server.
>>530985925Chara is a lady.
>>530986679anon, you are talking to him.
yeah, can't stand that asshole.
chudsie give me the ickerinos and makes me feel bad about posting fat-ass tvs and calls me a pepperoni-titted creature wah.
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My theory:
Since Ralsei's prophecy has been confirmed to be a fanfiction, in chapter 5 the intro will be replaced with the actual prophecy. It will use the unused "legender" lyrics and a revised version of the scrapped Legend song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjCGHO0oHlw
>>530985928I literally sleep with my phone in the next room on purpose, it spares me of distractions on mornings and evenings and means I get up to turn the alarm off
>>530985673Well, one never knows. In this heat, I could get another fever dream any night.
>>530987106royal engineer and scientist Spamton committing atrocities to make a NEO body while Tenna is captain of the royal guard
the dating scene where Tenna throws Spamton into the garbage
>>530986991I do these
>>530847401 I finished berdly, now I will do (better, more effort) Susie. I suck, but I want to try my best.
>>530987201That's a dark fucking religion the monsters have where their main hymns are all about an apocalyptic myth.
>>530986994Gonna be hard to do without saying it specifically, all I can say is, the most opposite game of this one you can imagine that has equally widespread appeal or more. They also do the same shit in gatcha generals. One of the biggest shitposters that hates Tennanon would be some faggot LARPing as a woman who avatarfags constantly and is a plague on multiple generals and used to post gore. I think they used to shit up /ic/ too so they joined an AIJEET supporting discord
>>530987179See this is why I personally dislike you since you talk like a retard and insist on avatarfagging. I guess you added more letters to your bullshit.
>>530987008Nah, man. He's dead meat, and that's even assuming the vessel comes back. I don't take kindly to traitors.
>>530985487>Character that's seemingly insignificant to the greater plot turns out to be a far greater force that was just hiding in plain sight
>>530986571Only if the lesbians are psychotic and out to kill eachother
>>530987336Post berdly, like take a phone picture or something.
Iโm putting together a team.
I wish there was a way for me to tell Kris I wouldn't have Proceeded if he simply kissed the doe when she was super obviously going in for a kiss.
>>530976392It means i can finally see krisโ big ol eyes
>>530987535I'm trying to picture Toby seeing this art and wondering how the hell drawing an ugly spam mail goblin and a shitpost 3d render led to this.
>>530985487He's part of gaster but there are exactly 666 parts of gaster scattered across time and space so it isn't that big a deal.
>>530987429krisp is a cutie
>>530987757I wanna hug all the gotes...
>>530986538>>530987336Any Susie art is worth waiting for I will be here till I see it.
>>530987810Is this literally your first fandom? People habe been drawing human-girl versions of non-human characters for decades. Google Moemon
>>530987810He already saw it happen to Sans and Papyrus, I doubt that would shock him.
Bought a five dollar microphone and have a really big "The" in a notepad file labeled "script" well on my way to being the next theoryboy big shot.
>>530987757I wanna get under his tail
>>530987283tenna and spamton already exist in undertale though in the trash heap where they belong
can't stop listening to "A Mother's Love" from Yellow, that fucking Hopes and Dreams motif is so goddamn good.
someone made a version of Don't Forget with the Hopes and Dreams soundfont and I really hope that actually happens because it genuinely sounded perfect.
>In spamtom sweepstakes you have two choices, Freedom or Silence
>When Toby released the silence version the page went gray
>Goners are gray
>The Goner holding something dissappear as soon as he reveals he is holding a piece of him
>Clam Goner dissappears as soon as she spoils Deltarune Susie
>Goner Kid and the others don't reveal too much about him, and don't dissappear
>Gaster refers to your vessel as "IT WILL NOT HEAR"
>The Goners have DELETED lines in the code
>Onion wanted to look for the song in the water, he suddenly dissappears and two goners in disguise are near the lake
>You can't spell Gaster neither in Undertale or Deltarune
Any thoughts?
>>530981203>BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
>>530987336susie showing her cleavage (she's flat)
OLD
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>>530987201HAH, I was listening to the theme, left a comment to the effect under it, and then clicked over to here, scrolled down and saw this. Great minds think alike
>>530987602I did but thread later. (I had no idea how to start, so I did this)
>draw berdly getting stuck on the cuphead tutorialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy4mztkndHk
>>530987446Maybe in your game. I will be best friends with Kris and the rest of the Fun Gang.
Tenna's nose should be deflowered!
>>530988094Isn't the trash heap area the same place where you fight Mad Dummy? I just find that interesting.
Does anyone have a full version of the pic on the right
>>530988226Ah, didn't see that. As long as you keep drawing and you understand how to get better then keep it up. Keep some basic construction and anatomy books open next to you to help you while you work.
>>530988393>Isn't the trash heap area the same place where you fight Mad Dummy? I just find that interesting.yes
>>530985227The chick who made that HEAVY METAL pic isn't the gay dude constantly posting fat Tenna art from Twitter/Bluesky, you can tell from the lack of iPad filenames.
>>530987201if this song doesn't play with "THREE HEROES AT THE WORLD'S END" i will be somewhat disappointed
>>530988176My deltarune is fucking haunted.
I had no idea about the line skipping. Everything else is old news.
>>530987046anon, i have been here for a bit to see anons come and go.
some of them are probably dead.
and to compare a bunch of pedophiles, faggots and woman that enable that kind of behavior any better than a fishtank full of pirranhas is an audacity.
i miss people like aligger and momdyne.
>>530988213>susie showing her cleavage (she's fat)DO NOT TEMPT ME ANON
what spamtenna fic should i read tonight?
>>530988176>Make goners>Wipe them out when they try to explain shitWhy does Gaster do this?
>>530987435well, then you don't just sound bitter.
you ARE.
you can sulk in you corner.
>>530987689You know, this relates to something I've been thinking about. What if:
a)
>at some point, Kris writes a note for us to read once we resume controlling himb)
>at some pint, we are given the prompt to write a note for Kris to let him know where we stand and influence his actions
>>530988876he doesn't do it intentionally, that's just what he does
that's the main reason why he's not directly referred to as "Gaster" anywhere
>>530986994/fng/ the general he's talking about is /fng/
>>530988710>any better than a fishtank full of pirranhasquite frankly i don't know how you can write this and not immediately see how a tank full of things that'll fucking eat you limb from limb is always gonna be worse than the alternative
and yes if you think having to deal with gay people (while still having the luxury to just talk around them, i might add) is somehow worse than not even being able to have a discussion in a thread because 90% of the people who enter it are just there to greentext the OP, attach a jak and leave, then i honestly don't know what to say because you're clearly off your fucking rocker
guys, don't you too experience depression after finishing each chapter?
i can't help but feel jealous for the imaginary universe that deltarune portrays every time, I'm like 19, i am not autistic i believe, but each chapter toby has released hasn't failed to leave the same effect on me to a certain extent.
last year when i played chapter 2 and i was in a bad mental state, this game nearly had crying and badly affected me after finishing it.
the deep bonds and unadulterated love shared between the characters which i will never personally experience in first hand (i dont even believe i am capable of experiencing such things).
No part of the world we live in is compatible with the circumstances that Deltarune's world is, and although understanding that grounds me to reality, it still itches me badly, this game manages to give me that itch every time.
am i the only one that feels that way?
>>530988468Thanks! I go to sleep.
To think that Ramb could have been [[LIVING IN THE LIGHT]] too...
>>530988828never forget: if you want to kill yourself, the threshhold for danger starts at 120V DC and 50V AC.
and since i can tell you drank water from lead pipes as a kid, your outlet has 120 AC at 60Hz.
>>530988176>>Onion wanted to look for the song in the water, he suddenly dissappears and two goners in disguise are near the lakeHeiliger scheisse, did I miss something?!
>>530989191I'm 31 and feel the same way
>>530988081Many do, many do...
>>530989198the fact that you can beat Mizzles into unconsciousness is funny
>>530988904>is obnoxious and hated by the general at large>has the gall to say "if you join a discussion place and everybody chases you off, its not them who hate discussion, but you are a disruptive element to them.">when he's been shit on chased out and filtered by everybody>still insists on avatarfagging in a way that you have to engage with him and keeps coming back>"YOU'RE JUST BITTER">all this from the guy with known father issues who nobody likesAbsolute Irony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-kIvLugkK8
>gaster and the roaring knight when Kris is just fucking around
>>530988383Then you like getting beaten. No conviction.
>>530989128fortnite chads draw OC?
>>530989220I don't know if I trust you, can you prove those claims to me?
>>530989518Got a little too "weird".
>>530989304would suck if you cared like a little bitch.
>Life is a big, ballgame,
>And when the man is on the field.
>He does a big dunk.
>Try to be that dunk.
does jockington know?
>>530989518luckily *I* am in a cage
wait how do I get out
>>530989248anon's slightly off but basically:
if you talked to Onionsan in chapter 2, the normalnpc bird in the library shows up near the pond (they also show up near the pond at night regardless of whether or not you talked with onionsan)
meanwhile back in chapter 2, if you *didn't* talk to onionsan in chapter 1, Clam Girl is by the lake... but when you talk to her, her sprite is suddenly replaced with Clam Guy's
>>530989574https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/vinder%2A/
>>530985429aaaaaand now I've just had the equal opposite complementary thought
>worst timeline>Rouxls doubles down on his schtick and attempts to suck up to Kris the genocidal warlord>you can chose to slay him immediately, spare him indefinitely as your vile toady, or spare for now then ice him later
>>530989727Jockington knows as much as Ralsei does.
>>530989696>little bitch>says the NEET german who lives with daddypoo>the same fag who is so obnoxious he has to avoid filters to get peoepl to talk to himlmfao projecting hard there krautykins
>still the most popular boss character by a fucking long mile
Bro I just wanna fuh the fat tv bruh
>>530989827you scrape through the Party Dojo with Noelle
>>530989792Tangy would no diff this bitch
>>530989574They used to, there used to be a lot, unfortunately it's dead as fuck for OC because there's a fulltime NEETcord full of krautlikes who hate oc because they can't do it themselves.
>>530989191Yeah, ch2's ending hit me the hardest. It was a moment like anton ego eating the ratatouille, remembering bringing friends over to my house when I was young but I never had a friend as perfect as Susie is. First character to ever make me feel that way.
I recognize how dangerous it is to think like that though, you can and will get trapped thinking you could have made a connection with someone that perfect and feel soul-crushing remorse you didn't. But there really isn't anyone or any moment as perfect as you think it could've been. I'm lucky to have what I do.
>>530989727Jockington doesn't know, he feels
>>530989749the gaster followers creep me the fuck out like few things in vidoegames can.
>>530990093They're looking for you. The Vessel is the one singing the song.
Can't wait till he turns evil and I can finally kill this FurAfffinity fuck
>>530989749Okay I appeciate the clarification, thanx.... I didn't know the clam girl or guy thing, but I played Ch 3 and 4 recently enough, I explored the whole town and don't recall the bird at all being near the lake....
>>530989863*lived with daddypoo
>>530989709Total troon death.
>>530989879how does he do it?
it's funny how the Goners are all out of place in ways only (You) can recognize like Sans
>>530989863Didn't Kraut out herself as a femoid?
>>530990093they're creepy as hell, though gaster follower 1 kinda ruins the vibe by looking like a fucking doofus
>>530990406Toby breaking his own rules and plastering secrets all over the marketing.
>>530990223Now that I think about it, some of them are basically misinterpretations of the "normal" NPC's silhouette. That's especially noticeable with the bird, he's supposed to be hunched over, but his shape looks like a mouth, so that's what his Goner form is. That's literally the principle behind Darkners. It's gonna turn out that Goners are what happens when a living being is subject to the same change objects take to become Darkners. You literally become a nightmare.
>>530989497I do have conviction. You so quickly let your emotions take hold of you, but I see the original ideal. I will be friends with all of them, because I am determined. Kris WILL be my friend, no matter what.
>>530989879The corpse of an old man isn't good sexyman material. Sexymen are usually tall, swanky, mentally ill, or twinks. Gerson falls under a straight up grandpa
>>530989304>>has the gall to say "if you join a discussion place and everybody chases you off, its not them who hate discussion, but you are a disruptive element to them.">>when he's been shit on chased out and filtered by everybodyI mean... sounds like he would know firsthand??
>>530990406rare 4chan sexyman with uncontested market space
>>530985925aww this is so cute
>>530990552So are donut guy and Ficus guy also disguised? I'm confused.
gjdjg
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>>530989596well, consider it so:
the average human has a rather solid resistance. the average being around 1*10^3 to 1,5*10^3 Ohm
at the voltage mentioned above, your muscles start to lock in nearly immediately and you will need to throw yourself to the ground or away (if you even can) to prevent issues such as heartpalpatations, heartfailure, burns, blood electrolysis and other fun stuff.
in reality its a matter of your resistance versus what kind of voltage type is applied to you versus how long and what frequency. because the voltage and your resistance equal the wattage that is exerted on you and the frequency is what'll your heart beat at.
for instance, the resting heart rate should be like 60 BPM (beats per minute) however american outlets run on 60Hz which is sixty repetitions of two amplitude peaks PER SECOND.
which is your healthy heart rate multiplied by 120 times.
just saying you won't do that well for long.
post-electrocution you can suffer heart attacks and other fatal conditions due to heart failure, arrythmia and a hydrogen bubble forming in your vessel.
what do i know, i am just sitting in class for decor.
>>530989304sucks if you care.
and yeah: bitter.
>>530988725these if you're into large TVs
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67175752
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66733081/chapters/172183789
>>530990406[Invest] in fujo baiting!
>>530989879>has the worst actual fightdamn
>>530986030the "cat petters" cartridge may be a bootleg compared to the real game which is cat petterZ
>>530983579>Confused this with Feral AU in my head againIt's funny, I remember the names getting mixed up even back then.
>>530990810I still think I need to see a live demonstration.
>>530983778Whoa it's like uh some December Holiday or something
>>530986030Hold up
if Gaster is Susie's dad, that explains why Catti wants to protect Noelle from SUSIE... because of her parentage
>>530990892>The eye motif is even on Spamton's kneesGod damn this is some inspired art.
>>530990651Good for (You). Me, on the other hand, to do that is as out of character as knowingly playing Undertale on the Pacifist Route.
>>530989709based toby fox
>>530990406genuinely funny
also kinda creepy
mysterious
>>530988176Gaster isn't meant to be in the game. When someone tries to mention him, the game breaks as it doesn't know what to do, Gaster doesn't exist. So it either deletes the object that invoked his name (the goners) or crashes (the name entry.) It's like trying to reference a variable that doesn't exist.
>>530990408I don't think he's a goner but he's certainly out of place and don't they say he's not a monster in undertale?
>>530990680>I mean... sounds like he would know firsthand??You would think so but he says it without a hint of self reflection so he's that retarded. Even stranger considering he intentionally avatarfags in such a way that you know who he is and are forced to know who he is, and if you don't like I didn't realize at first, he has to correct you.
For a guy who talks about "lack of father figures seeking attention" it's actually quite insane how blind he is to himself and his own situation. I guess this is how he can collect free government money.
>>530990651preach, brotherman
Kris will succumb to the power of friendship, whether they like it or not
>>530981293For ChaaaaarrrrrrraaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
https://youtu.be/VddfDsrVdcs?t=264
>>530990928SEETHING Addison hands wrote this post. You Will Never Be A Big Shot. Your best hope at success is riding Spamton's dick or riding one of Spamton's ex's dicks daily.
>>530990785they're copies of donur guy and ficus licker
the weird fucked up bird and clam girl are the disguised ones
>>530990847I'm not but thank you anyway.
>>530990847>Pink Addison shows up in the forcefeeding ficAlright which one of (you) wrote this?
wing gaster might be the deadest man who ever died
Shibe from hideout I know you're in this thread and I am coming to kill you.
>>530989879Spamton has some of the best fights in the series and you are an absolute faggot if you think otherwise.
Repostin', I kinda want to animate with these designs
Where does Noelle say she thought about getting Kris killed?
How do transphobic "fans" of Undertale and Deltarune reconcile their bigotry with the plainly trans-affirming messaging in both games
>>530991627I have sex with Maddie.
I don't really care much about how deltarunes story goes in the future. My hype mostly dissipated for deltarune after chapters 3 and 4, art and discussion of those chapters bring me no joy. If noelle and berdly enter the dark world again though I will regain interest. This might be because Kris doesn't speak and ralsei's boring to me, so susie is the one carrying the dialogue/cutscenes in 3 and 4. I think adding noelle and berdly to the fun gang improved the gangs whole shtick and character dynamics in chapter 2
Also, does anybody have any art of noelle or berdly in castle town?
>>530991410Shockingly there are lingering adfags outside of here. But you never know...
>>530991661wrong direction Rouxls
will toby fox the hack let us fuck the gote?
>>530991627playing genocide
>>530991627Very simple. You dont go out of your way to look for it, or to discuss it. The cat girl that everyone says is a transgender does not exist in my game. There is only the Mad Dummy.
>>530991783The guy below was also gay for replying to obvious bait.
>>530991627Play the NEUTRAL route. Hate wins.
I want to include Mad Dummy/Mad Mew Mew in my AU but I don't want the trans culture war shitflinging to get brought up I just think she's cool :(
>>530991964we need a rouxls pointing in both directions and asking for a gay throuple
>>530990464this deeplore is going places.
>>530991627I accept this fact and enjoy the games regardless like a reasonable, mature human being :)
>>530989709But thatโs a good thing. And out of all the bosses, Mettaton deserves to die the most. Between throwing out throwing out a royal memorial so he could replace it with himself, and planning on abandoning his people and murdering a toddler so he can get a bigger audience, heโs genuine garbage, and he shouldnโt get away with it so easily.
The real weird route would've allowed us to turn Noelle's face into a robot one
>>530989191I feel kind of the same, but it more has to do with the having fun magical adventures with anthro friends part of Deltarune
I already have friends but life as a whole is boring and sucks, I just wish something exciting happened that didn't inspire doom
>>530991627by making the right choices.
>the plainly trans-affirming messaging in both games
okay I'll bite
how is it "trans affirming"?
did you actually think your bait through to this point?
>>530991964your right that hes gay but you're reasoning is WRONG
Which one's the Gaylord and which one's Homotron 3000?
>Mentor Secret Bosses
Gerson
Seam
Asriel
>Actual Schizo Bosses (FRIENDpilled)
Jevil
Spamton
female who uses a scythe
Ramb
Knight and Kris teaming up to get their own freedom leitmotif
Discuss
>>530992390They need to fight for it
>>530991627I can play and enjoy games without agreeing with their messages. Iโm not brainwashed like you.
>>530991627Because while your fetish character might be the only thing tethering you to UT/DR, there's so much more that's good about the games. Hope you're able to stop gooning for one day and appreciate the roses.
>>530991752I wish that Noelle sprite was real.
>>530992480he fought the knight for it.
he didn't fight so good.
>>530992390Tenna is Gaylord of Screens, Spamton is Homotron 1997
>>530992295>And out of all the bosses, Mettaton deserves to die the most.Objectively, it's undyne and it's not even close
>>530992390>write characters who will obviously be interpreted as gay lovers>they're two of the most depressed characters in the game and are borderline suicidal at timesWhat did Funky Fox mean by this?
>>530991627Wearing a dress doesn't make you gay or trans. It sucks that this is the sentiment because I wish robes were in fashion but they never will be if that sentiment continues to exist.
>>530992678damn
what a shame i had spamton iced in ch2 to not see this retard ruin his character in the sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJfV_3UO8Lk
How would a Deltarune tv series work? I'm surprised Undertale didn't get one.
>>530992426>Gerson>Asriel>Seam>T(???)>ERAM>Ramb>>530992678They're depressed because of the divorce duhh
>>530991963MORE TIME-WOODS SPAMTENNA YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>530992707the correct term is "transvestite".
but we colloquially call them faggots.
>wraps around pillow wishing it was Chara
>>530992951she *does* kill herself if you kill mettaton
>>530986676>angstromthat's an artist I haven't hear since my tumblr days before the great tumblr purge of '18 (coincidentally happening a month after Chapter 1's release)
>>530992678so that when they remarry the happiness will hit us harder
>>530993000nursing school attracts the worst kinds of people
>>530993003but she gets away with it in the pacifist route
>>530993003>*CH3_TV_LAUGHTRACK.OGG*
>>530992951Alphys is not a boss. No, Alphys NEO does not count.
>>530993003Maybe she shouldn't have created a robot bent oh the death of humans
>>530993000chara... you gotta cool it with the chocolate...
>>530992595Undyne is a retard and a bad person, but I wouldnโt say she deserves to die more than Mettaton.
>>530993000>Nurse Ratchet Charahorrifying
Is Carol a Christain or is she culturally appropriating the holiday?
>>530992678>>write characters who will obviously be interpreted as gay loversDid he do it intentionally?
>Friend is an imaginary friend puppeting/leading people astray
>it was backstage playing games with Kris to his right in ch5, has many 'hands' so able to play multiple controllers, at least two
>it's the mantle holder, it was the one talking to you
>it's the real, original Mike
This is all but confirmed to me. I just don't know whose imaginary friend it is.
Asriel, Dess or Kris most likely.
Probably Asriel, his odd controller had the pink and yellow eye color. Asriel's imaginary friend spawned out of the dark world and lead Dess to being lost in the dark. Why'd it do it though? Because it was jealous of Asriel being close to Dess? And that's why Asriel will oppose Kris seeking escapism with Ralsei in ch5.
tenna is a switch and it entirely depends on which era of spamton is invading his personal space
Card Castle (soundtrack) has a certain vibe to it that no other area theme has been able to match yet in my opinion
Everything else is so zany or energetic and Card Castle is just something else entirely.
I love Card Castle.
>[REDACTED] is associated with Grandpa Semi, originally having his house on Waterfall.
>[REDACTED]'s room has the Premonition Theme.
>Grandpa Semi was cut and forgotten to be reworked as Gaster
>Papyrus and Sans have many hints to be originally from Deltarune
>Papyrus is described as a Man's Man in Toby's original concept
>Papyrus has thousands of connections with Man and Eggs
>Egg in Windings is the pattern movement of the Knight in Chess
Forgotten man is Grandpa Semi, and the Roaring Knight is Papyrus.
>>530992678>>write characters who will obviously be interpreted as gay loversWhat's obvious about it? They could just be buisness partners or something.
>>530993263She literally told him to do it. He was hiding in the wall waiting for you to show up. Every problem in Hotland is on Alphys.
>>530993263She didnโt even make a robot. She made a shell that a ghost monster possessed, and lied about being able to make artificial Souls. She gave Asgore false hope that he didnโt need to kill anyone else, and got the job fraudulently. Thatโs why she gets fired at the end.
>>530992678They aren't.They're business partners. Y'all are just faggots who think there's a gay in every shadow.
>>530993517>>530993648Not that anon, but he worked on homestuck. Even if Tenna and Spamton's relationship is supposed to be exclusively professional there's no way he didn't know how the shipping was going to go. That said Noelle's gay crush on Susie is a pretty prominent part of the game anyway so I don't know what that anon is talking about
>>530993000This bitch poisons babies.
>>530993849he has a pipis
you don't just give your business partner a pipis
everyone always thought lancer was a susie thing but after chapter 3-4, maybe... it's a KRIS thing?
>>530993849didn't u use this exact same phrase in a previous thread. why are you chasing the same argument again. are you ok. do you need a hug
>>530993849welcome to /utg/
>YOU'RE GAY NOW!>THIS IS MY ATTACK!
What do kingfags think of the new chapters?
>>530993735She gets fired because she body horror melded several people into each other like in Society (1989) anon I think her lying about Mettaton was a pretty minor consideration at that point
>>530993302Its fine, just puberty hit her hard in all the right places. Almost as hard as my fucking heart right now.
>>530993849nah, spamton is essentially mad dummy and mad dummy's ONE sole interaction is to tell us that they have a thing for asgore.
So where do you guys think Berdly lives? In the apartments?
>>530991627I just let myself enjoy things
Nauseating to even think of this scenario
>>530993967i don't think the dead care.
>>530992426>female who uses a scytheSlam
>gay man makes fucking gayest game ever
>/v/ angry there's gay stuff in it
Would you go to the South Pole and get angry at the penguins?
bad schizo theory drawing
>>530993576>see this post>open audacity>attempt to line up man.ogg and Premonition>mfw it doesn't line up at all in the slightest
>>530991627For starters I just enjoy the games for what they are since my life doesnโt revolve on desperately finding characters to represent my illness and life decisions that might end regretting in a decade. Itโs just a video game, not a manifesto
There's no way they can do anything with Gaster that can live up to 10 years of autistic hype
>>530981203the way his genitals are portrayed in this doujin is really good. weird, alien but fitting
>>530993576nah it's gaster, and we're gonna have to do some really weird shit to get there
>>530994560i don't know, Toby was able to make the Knight live up to the hype. he'll find a way to rock our cocks
>>530992951Alphys isn't a boss and is well intentioned if extremely annoying. Undyne is a proud monster nationalist/child murderer that the game expects me to feel bad for because she's heckin gay and talks about ANIME!!!1!!!
>>530994403and that's how you make a fountain of pure darkness!
>>530993559this one is fucking hilarious
>>530994560he won't, gaster is just running an experiment with us and if the experiment fails, he repeats it with us.
he is eternal and has patience.
https://x.com/ArtistNcs/status/1944078243000103375?t=7XzCIeMrmtiTCQ86IZOLJQ&s=19
>>530994082Does that mean Spamton will turn into a girl?
>>530991627Why do queers hate that toby doesn't confirm kris is nb but continue to play the game?
Okay, but Papyrus has to be important in SOME way. Whatever he does in these later chapters has to be big enough to make up for all the lost time. We've been interacting regularly with every other Undertale character, he and Asriel are the only meaningful exceptions
>>530994840anime titties are the shiny new advertisement
>>530994138wasn't this posted literally last fucking thread
>>530993574I love card castle (soundtrack)!
>>530994138in reality we'd probably have some more dess content as tenna plays to the audience, along with noelle in some cute costumes and finally have some more interactions between her and ralsei plus toby would finally have to figure out how to incorporate more than 4 party members and-
oh right yeah i forgot they only care about noelle when she's being gay, how foolish of me
>>530981203Tenna is gonna fuck that ass
>>530994690By that logic the one who deserves who die the most is Asgore who actually killed several children. You're supposed to feel bad for Undyne because of how pathetic her Neutral run death is when at that point of the game you couldn't have possibly missed that killing anyone is optional
>>530994840>teto spamton and hatsune tennaso is jevil akita nero? they shall make triple baka alive again...
>>530994083The Same Place Where Susie Lives
Somewhere Off-Screen IN Some Random Place
>>530994840He already got a motherly figure.
>>530994889they use they/them pronouns, they're enby
>>530995126The one side of Jevils hat being longer is fucking adorable
>>530995117you're enbyous.
>>530990406Spamton is quirky while being a respite from all the gay teenage drama by having a mostly self-contained story, which gives him a wide range of appeal. It's the reason he's loved even by 4chan-dwelling autists like that one dude Twitterfags are complaining about right now.
>>530993535>>it's the mantle holder, it was the one talking to youOne of the secret rooms you can see FRIEND's eyes/mouth in near the pyramid contains the invisible message "having fun?" in the same font as the text from the mantle boss in the final part of the game. Given the pink and yellow controller Kris uses to play the game, I would assume that the FRIEND entity is speaking via the mantle in all of its other appearances, and otherwise actively leading Kris towards playing the game or seeing its contents.
>final boss of deltarune
>"greater dad"
>>530995126>that one unloved child in the trio squad
>>530994023She did that because she was a fraud that didnโt know what she was doing. The two are connected.
>>530995264The fact that Spamton is supposed to be disturbing seems to be one of those things that gets completely ignored by the fandom. From secondhand memes I thought he was just going to be a funny shopkeeper before playing ch. 2
Playing Battleship with Asgore and seeing the looks of pure triumph and utter despair alternate on his face as the game progresses. Making some Arnold Palmers to drink with Asgore after a long session of woodworking and enjoying the combination of his intrinsic smell mixed with the woody fragrance that has accumulated over time as he carpentered. Getting ready for work when I see Asgore approaching with a lint roller in an attempt to remove some of the accumulated fluff on my clothes from hugging him, but I choose instead to rub myself all over him in defiance and give him a kiss before exiting through the front door.
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>>530995323>final boss of deltarune is grand dad
>>530994138The fact that they only care about Noelle because sheโs a dyke is sickening.
>>530994996>Dude you should feel bad for hitler because he started crying and throwing up when you beat him to death!!!Don't care + tony is a cuck
>>530995404She keeps everything else running just fine, including the Core, so I don't think she's actually that incompetent. Presumably she must still have built Mettaton's first body with the lasers and all that. We don't see anyone more qualified than her for the job except Sans
>>530994403Why would he need chara's soul if if monsters have enough Determination (the mystic concept, not DT) to create dark fountains?
>>530995629I don't think the underground is on top of a reservoir of darkness
>>530994801analog horror slop...
>>530995629Human souls are still more powerful, it's just that the monster/human dichotomy from UT gets replaced with lightner/darkner. "The power of your SOUL shines on X" is still the only actual special move Kris has
>>530995117I don't know toby isn't the type to tell you this in face. Queers hates this fact, they want hard confirmation.
Only us right winger chuds can accept the toby ambiguous writing, the games is for us.
>>530995731>on top of a reservoir of darknessPure headcanon, not confirmed how the dark worlds work in Deltarune
>>530992678gay sex between two mentally ill men is delicious
>>530995323>>530995561https://files.catbox.moe/dc22vu.mp4
>>530995598Weโre not talking about the other stuff, so stop shifting the focus. She still obtained her position under false pretenses that she could make artificial Souls. Do you agree that Asgore would not have hired her if she didnโt lie about being able to do that? And do you also agree that because she didnโt understand what she was doing because she wasnโt qualified in that area of expertise, she ended up fusing tons of Monsters together?
>>530995047IPAD BABY TENNA....
>>530995323Going all in on the Persona knockoff I see
>>530995126I wanna hug that clown and turn that frown upside down.
>>530995925GERSON?
TEETANS???
AWWWW
I'm the guardian of this area. W*men are not allowed past this point
>>530995584Okay but humans have kept monsters imprisoned for probably centuries at that point and despite everything the power balance of the entire underground vs. a toddler is still on the toddler's favor, which Undyne knows even if she thinks anime is real on top of that. The point of her character is in large part to challenge a pacifist player with their first opponent actually determined to kill you where Toriel and Papyrus go out of their way to spare you
>>530995047I love the way you draw them. If you're taking requests, can you draw them riding into the sunset in a cungadero?
>>530996075kek, susie could never love a stuck up trust fund bitch like noelle. krusiechads win again
So, Kris definitely has had soul problems before we entered the scene, right?
>>530994996Meh. Still wouldn't reccomend playing the game full pacifist the first go. It's like playing the game on hard more, and it takes out any sense of danger the Underground is supposed to have.
I see it's insanely angry about everything hours
I can't personally view Kris as a male because PFFFT HOLY FUCK HOW ARE YOU THAT SMALL HAHAHAHA EVEN NOELLE COULD BULLY LIL KRISSY PFFFFT
>>530995629susie's eyes briefly glow red when she opens her fountain, it's quite possible it really does need some DT and deltarune monsters are built different
gaster, being an undertale monster (that's not called undyne), would have a negligable amount of the stuff
>>530996359SUSIE BETRAYED ME WHEN SHE ATE MY MINT FIREGRAVE FIREGRAVE FIREGRAVE
>>530980447Snowgrave, Wrong save
Sirensong, Goners Sin
Falsereturn, Feral Unrest
Heartburst, Baser Truth
Lordcurse, Cords Lure
>>530996292Definitely, although whether they had someone hitching a ride like we are now is ambiguous
Personally I'm on team "Kris never lost their SOUL or had another possessor but deliberately started tearing it out and going without it to dull their emotions"
>>530996075suselle has as much chemistry as polytetrafluoroethylene has with other chemicals.
its also a canon ship.
>>530996476This post was completely uncalled for
>>530982845Thank you for the nut equally giant to Tenna I busted, I NEED MORE OF THIS FROM YOU
>>530994690Being annoying is a worse crime.
Which one is the mightiest?
The spoid empire back in its prime or the TV fucker legion?
remember: ALWAYS together
>>530996292I think Kris was soulless before we came in and that's what the foreshadowing about them not being human is about. Also explain the weird red eyes and stuff which we've otherwise only seen on Chara
Jingle Bells
Noelle Smells
Berdly laid an egg!
Roaring Knight losts its might and Susie saved the day!
Hey!
>>530982845GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>530993691She just wanted to feel useful.
>>530996572This assumes that the Snowgrave-like event is different for each one of them but is similar in that it's related to weird broken path events.
>>530996359The only thought I had when chapter 3 came out was unironically: "AM I PLAYING AS THE KNIGHT, WHY AM I PLAYING AS THE KNIGHT SUSIE RALSEI ITS HIM KILL HIM HES RIGHT HERE"
>>530996476There's nothing wrong with being small! Just means he's cute-sized, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU'RE NOT AT STANDING HEAD-PAT HEIGHT!
>>530996819Everytime I see this Spamton in particular, my fight or flight reflexes kick in
>>530996476you know, you should pick on people that are your size.
but manlets are cheating, because they can pick on children so its okay to bully them.
they are mastering the meta.
>>530996716no way this was intentional
You get your vessel but the consequences are
>Carol is your mom
>Noelle finds you creepy
>Kris will actively bully you
>Susie may join in
>Banned from castletown for being 'evil'
>Still grey
we're getting the omori ending btw
I want a stinky fujo to kill me so her LOVE can grow strong.
I am evil gerson I am goings to applegrave you gya gya gyah
>>530997026>Kris will actively bully youCan't I just kill him now that I have my vessel?
Woah guys here's a crazy theory what if the route where multiple people tell you you're not following the prophecy was ACTUALLY the prophecy route all along guys wouldn't that be crazy?
>>530997085does jelly even still do stuff?
>>530997026I don't care, so long as I get to save the world.So long as I have at least one who appreciates me, I could not care less.
>>530997014at this point i'm not even sure anymore
>>530982845If I had the money for it, I would pay you to draw twink Tenna
>>530984775 with the same level of effort and detail you do landwhale Tenna
>>530996614If you can even reach the top of your fridge I might take it back but PFFFT.
>>530996886Kris has no human rights if they're that short fahahahaha
>>530997160Tobysoft hire this man!
I just want them to be happy.
>>530996678They overlap significantly.
>>530997085The good-ish ending
>>530997361Tenna eating out Spamton to get those sweet pipis's
>>530997026>Banned from castletown for being 'evil'welp, time to close the fountain of pure darkness!
>>530997356Spamton's dead.
>>530997210mommy's monochrome fawn
>>530997030OYASUMI
OOOOYASUMI
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOUโLL LEAVE THIS DREAM
>>530997026>She's cool>The feeling is mutual>Nothing changes>Fine>I will make an elaborate show of killing myself and make Tenna look mentally stable for it...I mean, that's fine! Haha! Totally! As long as they're safe...>Good, no sharpie bath needed
>>530995891True, itโs just an easy explanation that also lets us answer questions like Ralsei hopping between dark worlds.
>>530996489>red = dtBy that logic monsters would have more DT with their white souls than the monochromatic human souls that aren't red
>>530997085*turns dess into a jackson pollock painting*
>>530997026Kris might try to start shit but i doubt that Susie's gonna try instigating anything, the fuck would i have done to deserve it, be gray?
>>530997210And neutral is not evil.It adds complexity to your actions. You can actually have principles, and, i dunno, ROLEPLAY, in the Role-Playing Game.
>>530997663Alright, I guess I will try
>>530997718There is a reason why grey monsters are excluded and called goners. Monsters hate the color grey
>>530994840That's the exact opposite of his goal.
Ralsei moving between dark worlds? It's just shortcuts. The same power sans has. I would put money on it
>>530997527he lives on in the inventory
>>530997663It would be easy, it was (our) dodging skill. not kris'
>>530997356cyber city is so pretty, and the one world that looks the more 'livid in' from all the others. I love the idea of both of them living there together, the neverending night city...
>>530997026Bully Kris even harder in retaliation.
The same people who spam gay Tenna/Spamton fanfiction all day also swear that Kris and Noelle couldn't be a thing because:
>"there just friends, just because they know eachother doesnt mean they like eachother"
>>530997742>>530997867>>530997953You can kill him all you want but you will never be able to play the piano as good as kris
>>530997958woah there let's not generalize I like both spamtenna and Kriselle
decided to sprite a tile set and used Deltarune's "Unknown Area" tile set as inspiration and I somehow accidentally taught myself about hue + value + light shifting when moving a color from light to dark for shading
fucker tricked me into learning
To all the people who wanted Toriel to have a role in chapter 3: who the fuck wants to go on adventures with your mom?
>>530998050S'Ok. I have a Saxophone.
>>530997950Respect his pronouns, chud.
>>530998092Damn learning, it always sneaks up on you!
>>530997026I will find Dess, who would also be my sister in this context, and Iโll make my own Castle Town with blackjack and hookers.
>>530997827time to unleash the yellowface then
>>530997958Are you sure it's the same people or do you just wanna start shit because you're lacking the attention your family's never given you?
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>>530998130well, uh.
technically i didn't cut his wires and instead kind of had noelle freeze him.
does that make the deadnaming better or worse?
>>530998095my mom is nice :)
>>530998259bastard befriended my mom.
>>530998095I mean, it's not a thing that happens in games. It might be a fun concept.
>>530998095>who the fuck wants to go on adventures with your mom?No one, that is why we want to go on an adventure with Kris's mom.
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>>530997838Not on my copy
>>530998050why would I need to, I can play guitar just fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_XJmPkNirU
this video is the only valuable thing undertale has ever created
>>530998617FAKE NEWS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSXxltE8mQE
give your boyfriend a bath
>>530995302Yeah I'm totally convinced of this now. As if we need more evidence with the mantle's FRIEND attack cats.
After the Chaos King lost it's mantle, FRIEND retrieved it somehow and I'm sure that being a Device had something to do with that.
>>530998454It could but I didn't see anyone pitch why that would've been a good idea outside of Weird route edgy ideas. At most to see her interact with Ralsei.
>>530998786Ah, the leitmotif of "The happy moment before everything falls apart"
Sans and Kris bonding through music. Trombone and piano duo.
>>530998807i have friends that are boys.
but they can wash themselves.
It would be nice if Ralsei mentioned (Me) to the Fun Gang a bit more. Game wants me to self insert as the SOUL, something like that would help in that.
>>530998938>but they can wash themselves.Where's the fun in that?
>>530982581>>530983090In Undertale, Toriel sacrificed her duty to her people to preserve her pride and personal principles, and would have been the more ruthless and quick choice to lead the monsters out of the Underground and back into a war with humanity if she had taken the first soul, left the barrier, and taken more souls through force before returning to break the barrier because humans at that point would still know about monsters and how dangerous they are. This is shown also when she doesn't force you to stay to prevent Asgore from killing you, but lets you go, even at the cost of her own life, risking the lives of her subjects at the hands of a possibly deadly human. Toriel is similar to Sans in more than just their sense of humor, they also share that carefree dereliction of duty.
Asgore sacrificed his pride and personal beliefs for the benefit of his people by collecting human souls and breaking the barrier. However, in waiting for humans to fall into the Undergroudn by chance, he provides ample time for humanity to forget about the danger of mosnters, ensures that only the most lost and forgotten of humans die, and that his people would be more likely to take a more diplomatic tact with humanity. Asgore refuses to stand down from helping his people in the least immoral way possible and will only allow you to pass if you beat him by force, because he does what he must for his people.
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>>530999031It's ironic that Toriel's methods are more ruthless and suited to a warmonger, while Asgore's methods are suited to a diplomat, but their stated plans after Chara and Asriel die are the opposite.
This is reflected in Deltarune, where Toriel seems to have it together but is more prone to forgetting her responsibilities, while Asgore is pathetic on the surface, but seems to be pursuing the case that lost his job out of his sense of duty for the town and for the Holiday family. I think Asgore deserves better than Toriel, and I hope he realizes it and doesn't just have Toriel call him a loser again like at the end of Undertale.
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>>530999029i uh-
look, friend.
i am very pro-fun, but i don't think we are on the same page here what constitutes as fun and why it is fun.
>*carefully backs away without turning around and then scrambles for the door*
>>530998807It brings me great joy imagining all those earlier era spoid fanfics of taking Spamton in off the street and helping clean him up but with Tenna as the reader.
>>530998893That's how it is on this bitch of an Earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHUNnF0u7dg
>>530996230i did my best (i hate drawing cars)
>>530998938damn you real avatarfag on here all day with your 4 shitty reaction images huh
The fuck is Gaster's problem
>>530999503Lovely work man!
>>530999503nta but this is epic
>>530999257i can't really see ralsei becoming the kind of character to be spiteful out of jealousy
i don't think him being harsh about susie's healing (leading to her doubting her own abilities) in the beginning of chapter 4 was out of some fear of becoming useless, he was just stressed over the prophecy. and he can be oblivious of others' feelings and how his own actions affect them in general because he's dumb
>>530997085Dess literally groomed Kris...
>>530999503wreoow
so cute!!
>>530999957>Torielno way is asriel calling his mom by her name
These are connected, I know they are
>>530999179Asgore deserves more and I donโt want chapter 5 to just give him one moment of competence among an ocean of embarrassing moments.
>>530999724damn only took you a bit over seven years to figure it out.
golly gosh gee oh whiz the gig is up!
i am so defeated owie ow ow *turns gay*
I feel you have some sort of issue with me.
wanna talk it out or are you just trying to win some pissing contest with against a longer dick?
Hey /utg/
>your fave
>Did you call your mom "mom" or "mother"
Man, Asgore's potential portrayal in DR concerns me. He's almost definitely going to have some kind of major role in the next chapters, but Toby Fox is going to have to pull some writing hat tricks to not make him just be a giant joke character after the whole "eggs husband" shit. He had such great presence in UT.
>>530995257Dess was a bad person.
>>531000274>Tenna>Used to call her mom, now I don't call her
>>530997030Fully incompatible with the existence of the player/gaster plotline.
You can have meta shit or a dead girl. You can't have both.
>>531000274Asgore
Her legal name is "Mom"
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>>530999503This warms my cold heart
>>531000274I call Tenna daddy
OOOOOOOOH SWING IT PAPI
>>531000292The eggs husband bit is like a really poor echo of the king fluffybuns bit which in Undertale showed his gentle nature and ability to roll with the punches but in Deltarune the nickname is made up on the spot by him which is why I think itโs so cringe in context.
is it possible the flowers in Asgore's shop could act like a Hydra
>>531000242what if the Fun Gang gets to talk to him, or maybe just Susie so Kris can't interrupt, and Asgore gives some key info about the Shelter, how to get in and what's inside, but then Kris/The Knight/Toriel??? kill Asgore, and the Fun Gang have to return to the Light World, find Asgore's notes, and use them to continue investigating?
>>531000292Heโs the King of Kukoldry. Always has been, always will be.
>>530999724Reminder that you can and you should report avatarfags
>>531000676That is actually pretty funny, I couldn't be mad at Kris if he did this in chapter 6
i thought i hated the gays, but the presence of women made me realize i need to rethink my alliances.
>>530994403If FRIEND is Chara, I suppose the lyrics to Raise Up Your Bat become way way more meaningful.
Chara's Soul would be the Demon Heart.
>>531000698Like pic related? Might b cool
>>531000470What if this creature was a mother of 5?
>>531000676Iโm going to cancel Kris on twitter for misgendering me.
>>531000676>announces "i'm a guy"immediately different situation, false equivalence ahoy
i'd be amused with it too, so it fails on two counts
>>531000292He's been investigating behind the scenes for years since Dess' disappearance, so if something happens to him and we only learn in retrospect how important he and his work was, that might be alright.
Bonus points if we can have Kris side with Asgore over Toriel, especially if Kris agrees.
Imagine them dancing together while wearing the clothes
>>531000676This never happened and no one would react like that.
HEY KRIS HEY HEY HEY LOOK AT THIS TAKE A LOOK AT MY
"TROUBLE DINGLE"
>>531000741reminder that you will do yourself a greater service than you realize because tennafags are - by extension of a logic: avatarfags.
i for one believe you have it in you to improve this thread by turning it into a graveyard.
>>531000813>finnishyou should cosplay ralsei and post it here
>>531000716how wild would it be if Asgore gets Snowgraved or something and Rudy is forced to share a hospital room with his comatose friend, wouldn't that be crazy haha
>>531000929fuck i forgof the best part, I call her
>"Hey"
>>531000813Your mom is 80???
>>530988541Android is better. Don't know why Procreate is dumb and gay and Apple-exclusive, but there are other fish in the sea for drawing apps.
>>531001013But that takes effort and why?
>>531000716To be honest, thereโs a chance that the chapter 5 dark world isnโt the flower shop because Asgore moves the colored flo
Wait a fucking second, Asgore might be planning to turn the colored flowers back into a bouquet (the photo on his fridge shows Toriel with a multicolor flower bouquet on her wedding day) for his โfinalโ attempt to get back Toriel. If thatโs the case, then that opens up where the dark world can be since the blue flower Miss Mizzle mentions doesnโt have to stay in Flower King.
>>531001286just do it, we both know you want to
>>531000945that would b cute
>>531001275Why would Kris and Kris alone do this?
>>531001275oh well
rip ralsei
>>531001275NOOOOO RELOAD SAVE RELOAD!!
>>531001275My boy got caught slackin
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>>531001275>starts from the front instead of the back(YOU) are either excessively cruel or a fucking amateur.
come on, we all say the funny videos from the middle-east.
>>531001286nta but i do agree that a finnish lad such as yourself would make a good gote boy
>>531000676I think anon thought this would actually upset people.
>>531001320yeah, we've moved objects between Dark Worlds to populate Castle Town. Another lightner could likely do that.
>The player is AN IMBECILE
i'll help you to fuck Ralsei
>the player is the KEY
>>531001320>Asgore brings multicolored bouquet to Toriel at the festival>Toriel is so sick of his shit, she throws the bouquet at the ground with intense force>the trimmed, sharp stems of the flowers pierce the ground and create a Fountain at the festival
>>531001618can you please post that in canon languages next time without explaining the joke like you are trying to destroy the joke?
>>5310013372lazy2unskilled2late
>>531001548I know this place is into eugenics but damn
>>531001275>fell for the "player is bad" memengmi
>>531000945spamton is so beautiful....
seriously, i think these two would be really good at dancing either salsa or waltz together
>>531001320what if Asgore is trying to get Toriel to "feel liek she did before" because if he can pull it off, he can create a Dark World where they are happy together again because Dark Worlds are affected by the feelings of their creator
>>531001864How can the player do wrong when they do not know what wrong is?
Is there a functional difference between Suselle and Kriselle?
Both are just
>Scary Creature X Afraid Girl
>>531001275Kralsei fans, this is your GOAT?
>>530993576Kingfag said a lot of dumb shit but I will argee with her that the goner's not holding a face here, rather the face is grafted onto his hand
>>531001907she needs the goat dick to remember what it was like before.
>>531001857ingerishu, doitsu, ruruskiy and maybe italian on a good day.
>>531002039one has an extended history with the other and their family
>>531000676I am a collection of millions of different, constantly clashing consciousnesses.
Kris is one human.
We are not the same.
>>531002083"what is was like before" is Toriel getting double-teamed by Asgore and Rudy at the festival, that's why Rudy needs to save his energy
Would you still love fave if everytime you were about to fall asleep they asked you to do some menial task that you can do easily but requires that you get out of bed to do it?
>>531002347I'd love them more
>>531001864>>531001984Weโre so cool bros
Easily the best character
>>531001551I think the most mundane answer to what happens is that Toriel rejects him again and where he goes after that is where the dark world will be. I think the pizza parlor and diner would both work as a SFW โdrowning your sorrowsโ aesthetic, but the latter ties into several of the Dreemurs, Toriel taking Susie there, Asriel and Kris, the whole Dreemur family going after service. This kitchen also certainly has the โfield of wheatโ in the form of flour the egg man mentions, and a diner can work as a retro โnostalgicโ place for whatever themes the game wants to go with.
>>531002347yes if i get to caress tenna's smooth legs at night and warm his cold body with mine under the covers while he kisses my head and squeezes me tight against his chest
>>531002347Spamton is obese and borderline bedridden, so I find this quite arousing
>>531002347I would be upset but I did sign gasters terms and conditions so I can't be too upset. I would probably get used to it eventually. I would still love them yeah
>>531001320I thought we were all on the same page that the flower king chapter is during the festival when the whole town is covered in flowers and Asgore both tries to give Torial the seven flowers again and then opens a dark fountain in front of everyone with the black shard when that doesn't work.
>>531001843come on, do it for us, anon
>>531001864>player can only do bad, all those enemies you spared? nope, didn't do that, that was all Kris and only Kris who's 100% innocent
>>530985429>>530985487>>530986018>>530987448But seriously, the fact that I've seen the least amount of theories around RK being the true antagonist (or, more likely, an associate) makes it the most probable.
>First appearance it setting puzzles, something that makes no sense for a "Rules Card" to do.>Blatantly admits to want to serve tyrants>Ch3 he reveals (at least a fragment of) his true power, can literally change how battles are done and make it impossible to attack him directly.>Only reason we win is because Lancer neutralizes his strategy. Note that we can never actually gain an upper -hand against him in that fight?>Can recruit darkners to his side, even after you've recruited them first.>Cut "genocide route" boss for ch1>Somehow becomes more competent over the chapters in his encounters... because he just does? He doesn't show any sign of actually learning from his mistakes. Unless he's making them on purpose?He's poised to be a twist villain that has feigned incompetence to study the heroes and find a definitive weakness to take them down for good. It would be his style to not attacking directly and wait for the perfect timing.
>>530997807>Pizzapants simultaneously knows enough about susie to talk to her parents and cares enough to know telling them anything is far more severe than it would be for any other kidHe's still a bro hell yeah
>>531002347I would do anything for him. He deserves to be spoiled, loved, and cared for.
For the record I, specifically, am an Evil Player.
I twirl my mustache and laugh evily and everything.
>>531001275Wtf bros why did chara do this??
>>531002584Spamton is borderline bedridden while Tenna is bedridden and borderline. What a beautiful fat gay couple/mutually shared harem...
>>530998095Toby's a weeb, he's probably seen "Do you love your mother and her 2 hit multi target attack" or whatever the fuck it was called
do you guys still like the way i draw spamton
>>531002708He really reminds me of Dalton from Chrono Trigger. Considering what that character does during the game it might be interesting if Rouls follows the same path.
>>531002912lightner/darkner marriage is illegal in the dr universe
>>531002347Yes, and I would do it with a smile every time, I want nothing more than for him to be happy and feel loved.
>>531002708>Jumps into Kris' pocket "even though no one wanted that"Wait a minute,,,
>>531002912Yes he is beautiful and cute. Can Spamton be their third (forced service as a live-in maid to Tenna and Mettaton, because he disguised himself as the wedding topper on the cake and ate the whole thing and had to make a community service deal to avoid arrest)
Universal boyfriend Gaster!
>>531002347probably not
>>531002912what the fuck is he doing
The Mike's microphone mechanic will come back if you gave you Vessel a voice where you will finally be able to talk directly to the cast and they will respond perfectly in character because Toby has been spending the last 7 years training an AI directly on his thoughts and dreams.
>>531002912All Spamtongs are beautiful in their own unique ways based Mettatenna
>>531003138Is the SOUL glowing the equivalent to it blushing?
>>531002772the saddest part that there were people that believed that chara was the bad guy.
>said by the guy that pressed [FIGHT] sixty five time, but gets pissy if there is an automatic critical hit or if a cutscene plays where you deliver an attack beyond your control*>"why would chara do this?"
>>531002912>spamtenna wedding photo were spamton is being retarded while tenna hugs their comically mattaton-shaped wedding cake
>>531002621I donโt think Asgore will make a public dark fountain because that escalates things too fast and Deltarune so far is following western YA fiction convention with an outside threat that has defined rules that the outcasts of the town have to deal with while keeping their struggles a secret.
>>531003248Aww thatโs cute
>>531003286finnish ralsei
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>>531003153suckin on a cup
>>531002347I lived with a cunt I hate that did this constantly throughout my life. If I'm getting a lot out of life with them and I'm happy/fulfilled with them there, I'd do it maybe half the time and be fine with it. I would not put up with that shit again.
PLEASE STOP DRAWING ASRIEL LIKE A NECKBEARD
>>530983174Itโs hard being a Thinna enjoyer in this world of fat Tenna fans.
>>531002641It's 4 AM and I don't got no goatsuit
>>531003331bro i know like five words in finnish.
you are giving me language exercises that make me break out in sweats.
>no real life fave to have kids with
sad
>>531003286I mean to be fair shes not an innocent child forced along for the ride either, she's directly counting how many are left for you to kill and actively tells you off for abandoning genocide in snowdin
Yeah Im absolutely the one commiting all the crimes but Chara was my hype man during all of it, that has to mean something
>>531002708you forgot the most important thing.
>Appears in a beam of light like the SOUL does and nobody questions this
Alright here is a question, If Gaster messaged you again right when you were about to enter a room and specifically requested that you do not enter the room would you listen to him or would you still enter the room? If you don't enter the room you will never get the chance again but there is also no information online that you can find about what is inside the room.
>>531003295Nah, my personal predictions has been Knight in chapter 4, Titan in chapter 5 and whole town dark world in chapter 6.
Since chapter 3 had the knight and 4 had the Titan, that means whole town dark world will be chapter 5. Simple as
god i wish i were spamton
>>531003495i couldnt get a boy pregnant anyway
>>531003398always rember fat Tennas are just 10 thin Tennas combined together
i dont understand where the tenna bpd allegations come from
>>531003295that's why i think it won't stick to the formula, having the mystery suddenly blown wild open and affecting most of the civilian population would be a twist. chapter 5 being "uh oh, everyone knows about dark worlds, Titan Spawn are attacking at the festival", chapter 6 being "we gotta go into the shelter and figure out how to stop the fountains" and chapter 7 being "the final battle" might be the plan
>>531003619Not with that attitude
>>531003619You sound weak of will
>>531002772to be fair, that was one sick looking ring for the cheap price of 1997 dark dollars
>>531003553Because he asked cutely, I won't enter.
>>531003619that wouldn't stop me from trying
>>531003642Imagine how fat the the jumbotron Tenna would be
>>531002347Probably, especially if I got cuddles. Though I'd also just ask them about if anything needs to be done before going in for the cuddles so it can be uninterrupted if this becomes a repeated thing.
>>531003185i had the idea of using keyboard prompts for something like this, but using a microphone works too
>>531003654extreme mood swings, high highs and low lows, intense attachments to specific people and very afraid of being abandoned
>>531003185>Just start playing garbage noise over the mic to confuse the lightners
>>531003510logically speaking you could argue that chara does not take control over us because we haven't fed her any LV, but i prefer the thought of chara as a person driven by anti-human hatred and chara has to watch you kill all those monsters that have once hosted her and made her feel home.
in your powerlessness you would come to terms with your situation and find solutions in strange places.
feed the monster that has killed your friends energy until you can parasitically tear yourself free and enact your vengenance.
le murderchild loved monster and hated humans beyond measure. so much so that only asriel's compassion could keep her contained.
>tfw never ask a monstro-supremacist the subclass of monster her boyfriend is
Bangin' rape greentext my man.
>Ok, Mr. Fave, what's your first name?
>...I don't know.
>>531003936Dess nutz LMAO GOTTEM!
>>531003982I could see it being instead that no matter what you say that the characters would only hear it as said garbage noise in-game.
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I wonder if this what Toby meant by Omori doing something he planned for Deltarune
Not only will chapter 5 be a whole town darkworld, it's gonna end in the Roaring.
You'll wander as Kris alone in the dark for a bit until you find the library bird. They will schizobable their line for a bit before going Goner and saying "The Doctor will see you now" and Kris and the bird will walk into a grey door that wasn't there before. Smash cut to credits. See you in four years!
>>531004007i wish i could write
or read for that matter.
i don't understand shipping gaster with the soul
>>531004178I wish I could exist
>>531004137You know sure, I see the vision
Air Waves but bass boosted
>>531004223Women love mysterious chuuni smart characters
>>531003792that motherfucker could probably crush a Titan with one asscheek alone
A question for Soulellefags: Do you really think you have a chance with Noelle besides jacking Kris's body? She likes Kris, not the soul.
>>531004013I WILL cum on this deer
>>531004092Just what is the reason for that "theory"
>>531004223have you seen his tweets before chapters released
>>531004404Listen I just want Noelle because she seems more compliant then Kris is. I just want to be inside her I don't want to fuck her or have a relationship with her.
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>>531004272someone out there is miserable because you don't exist in their life.
>>531003936Noelle's older sister.
>>530997516is picrel a real moment in the game?
i didnt even believe the snowgrave route was real
>>530996305>it takes out any sense of danger the Underground is supposed to have.Does it? If you're bad at the game, you're likely to die a lot because of your low HP so if anything it feels more dangerous. And if you're good at the game, it won't feel dangerous either way.
>>531004223My nigga Gaster's my homie, I would die for him
>>531004628Nah, not yet at least.
>>531004634The very limited amount of options in hometown helps Asriels chances. Also Asriel is 11-12 inches so that also helps.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/1lybdui/interesting_dialogue_if_you_beat_the_chapter_4/
Didn't know about that, neat
>>531004223Bros HEโS into (us)
Cumming on Tenna's face and telling him that if he wants me to love him he has to let me do it
>>531003553Only if he explained why and the consequences of doing so. I can't imagine a room being so heinous that he would remove our ability to retry, and I can't really imagine why he wouldn't tell us more details.
Otherwise, I'm marching Kris' ass in there.
>>531004634By being in the same age bracket in a small town and having their parents know each other. Additionally, Dess is characterized by her room and described actions as a plucky rebel, and Asriel as overachieving conformer, which would lead to an opposites attract scenario.
>>531004634Because polar opposites attract? I feel like every inherently understands how the golden child who's practically a saint would be attracted to the ultimate edgy rebel and vice versa. Especially when they're both evidently very successful prodigies.
>>530998095underfurs keep taking Ls this game
>>530997026>>Banned from castletown for being 'evil'Castle Town treasures you no matter how evil you are
finns are made to cosplay ralsei and post upskirt pictures
>>531004354>turn on airwaves>table moves>turn on airwaves [BASS BOOSTED]>*FAST TRAVEL HAS BEEN DISABLED ON THIS DIFFICULTY SETTING*
>>530997026>Noelle finds you creepyShe puts up with Berdly, I think that says everything. She'll even watch movies with Catti even though she doesn't like it. Soul with a vessel could easily be her friend.
>>531004634it was
F O R C E D
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>>531004223He's the only one who somewhat cares about (you) and helps (you) out on rare occasions
>>531004634He scored Bratty instead.
>>531005037Oh my god the radiation is spilling into Noelle's room
>>531004782there's different dialogue if you don't win first time?
Lancer will invade castle town and begin the era of Lancerite dinasty.
>Needles = dark fountains?
He is definitely setting up something similar, and I know for a fucking fact the ending is going to be similar, that of "Everyone is okay, Thank you for playing" where you are severed from the game itself. (YOU) were never meant to stay
>>531005139alpha, beta or gamma-flavor?
that cherinkov-radiation doesn't look very real.
Realistically, how weird it is to have two children in each family to fall in love with the other two?
>>531005319the tennalings will eat him alive
>>531005353Seems like it's balding
>>531005464The perfect Vessel is bald so it fits
Another Deltarune thread just got knocked out on /v/
>>531002912GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG
(Yes)
>>531005639another day that ends with ayy
>>531005415Doesn't seem that weird to me
>>531005263I've had a theory that's 90% projection that Toby was unhappy with how mother 3 went so he is basically remaking mother 3 but this time with Gaster as a self insert alongside The Player and with Gaster's impossible help we will both Save Cla-whoops I mean Dess and also reconnect to the world after shutting the dark fountain/needles.
The Vessel will come back specifically as a way to return give one last goodbye to everyone in the epilog.
Deltarune fans got expelled from 109 threads.
>>531005353>>531005445These comics where the angel/soul is essentially just an average Joe player avatar are pretty funny, especially that one where Kris is stuck holding Rals' hands because the player ran off for some snacks.
>>531005639Anyone figure out the pattern yet? We just had 2 /v/ threads in a row hit 600 posts before right now.
>>531005861>It was the m*ds fault! We should have a dedicated "holy thread" and /v/ should give us their tax dollars!
>>531005639we do an average of 180 posts per hour which is not exactly bad, but is an incredible decline from days before.
we managed to hit 400 posts per hour just a week or so ago. (for reference)
release week was even crazier.
we REALLY deteriorated fast.
>>531005812I have a similar-ish theory but it's not necessarily Mother 3's ending Toby's trying to subvert, it's the fever dream ending he had
>>531005529Would he still go through with the deal even after we shared what we want?
>>531004634He has the fluffy boy type advantage
>>531006121Yes, but Gaster would need to inhabit a vessel of his own in order to have sex.
>>531005972i am guessing there's a hall monitor that drags out a mod, probably whoever posted the jew meme early in thread
>>5310060452 months until 10th anniversary, it could get really crazy if it's something good.
>>531006380we haven't reached the image limit yet, we only have 7 images left to go.
>>531003141these retarded images never fail to make me giggle
What's your Dark World weapon and class utg?
>>531006380just one sniff...
>>530987448"Ok, this is stupid, I don't know how people can think Rouxls will be the true big bad without any irony, he's just a joke cha- HOLY SHIT"
>>531006502A well used image
>>531006495big guy with big armor and big sword and big muscles and big cock and big
>>531006495broken bottle
freelancer(bum)
>>531005032She doesnโt have to live with Berdly.
>>531006583BIG DICK BASUZO
does this dialogue imply that something opened the church door to allow access to castle town in the time between finishing chapter 4 and reloading the save? am i looking into this too deep?
Sex with Fave in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Include Relationships
Noelle Holiday/Susie (1041)
Kris & Susie (Deltarune) (1029)
Noelle Holiday & Kris (701)
Kris/Susie (Deltarune) (672)
Noelle Holiday/Kris (543)
Spamton G. Spamton/Reader (465)
Kris & Ralsei (Deltarune) (390)
Kris/Ralsei (Deltarune) (378)
Kris & Kris' Red Soul (Deltarune) (369)
Spamton G. Spamton/Tenna (280)
>>531006045I mostly browse threads that take like a week or two to hit bump limit so this is a completely alien framing to me. Only upside of a thread this fast is being attractive as a spot to drawfriends
>>531006380>spamton's pov
>Time for a new thread
>But I'm not going to make it this time, last time I did that there were, like, three new threads and it was really embarrassing and I thought I was going to get put in the time-out corner.
Claiming the final image in the name of Queen!
been boning since the barrier
>>531006749i do like posting art in threads like this more than slow ones
>>531006737something came back and "nudged" the door
a FRIEND, maybe
>>531006749the only draw-autist is some tennatard.
literally not a single threadfag survived the great wait of 2021 to 2025.
i mean if you count the mythical texas troon (tasquetard) to be a threadfag for posting his ass, then one survived and ironically it's transgender.
IT APPEARS
THAT
PLAYER X GASTER
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TAKEN OFF
HOW
WONDERFUL
>>531006870Well now I feel foolish, the image limit is 375 isn't it?
>mfw only one bpm apart
https://files.catbox.moe/gu66zl.mp3
>>531006748All right kruise bros. I need 12 fanfics by the end of the day..Go!
>>531007158the anal beads of hell.
>>531007084you've lied to me and broke my heart
tenna should sell sex videos
>>531007091This actually kind of rules
>>531007218BEYBLADE
BEYBLADE
LET IT RIP
>>531006748>ships that contain susie powermog ships that only contain kris and/or noelledoechuds...krissters...our faves are second class citizens...
>>531007051you inspire me to be kinder because of how unpleasant all of your posts are
>>531007257NO HE SHOULD BE PURE YOU SONUVA BITCH, PURE. DON'T SOIL TV TIME
>>531007051hey fuck you i'm having fun asshole
you can draw your own shit
>>531007257he probably does
>>531006121>accidentally crushes Gaster with my massive angel cock
>>531006749As a drawfag I just like having fun doing requests I don't so much care as long as the thread's not completely dead or hostile.
There's worse fates for boards and generals.
>scriptkiddiejeets setting up oc content farms on boards where mods gave up banning them>aijeets who gang up on contentfags of any kind>jealous failed /ic/ fags who can't draw and must drag you down with them often also aifags>scriptkiddies who set up spam in some generals to the point they become completely unsuable and derail all discussion or posting entirely like the old GW2 gensThe list goes on.
>>531007158I think I was supposed to follow the pointed tail right?
>>531007363What level of hostility would you attribute to /utg/?
TOBY REFERENCED UNDERTALE
WHAT A HACK
https://youtu.be/B1ds4N757qE
>>531007316spamton makes him record their nasty, rough, stinky bed breaking wall scratching sex so they can sell it for that sweet sweet [[KROMER]]
>>531007051>not a single threadfag survivedWRONG! I LIVED MOTHERFUCKER! I'm also just a lonely charafag who writefags out of touch starvation so I understand not accounting much but I STILL COUNT FOR SOMETHING!
>resumes hugging_pillow.exe
okay, let's start killing, some monst๐rs
is the no glasses spamton design a fan design
>>531007461There's one maybe two dweebs here who are angry about artfags specifically, so maybe a 2/10. It's not like /v/ or /co/ where the request thread is literally 3 or 4 Indians running scripts to get free art in droves, and it's not like other generals, where even if you're good you will be shit on or have AI spammed constantly to force out everybody creating content. Nor is it like GW2 where that's a 10/10 where somebody made a bot that was so hostile it reposted and copy pasted responses and replied aimlessly to autosage the threads and kill all discussion.
The site didn't used to be this bad but it is what it is now.
>>531007847with his closed Addison eyes? No, it's shown in cyber city on posters
>>531007897You don't need to fuck every darkner you come across you know
>>531007897No thanks, I don't want to catch something.
>>531007876to be fair that gw2 fiasco is kinda ancient at this point and there hasn't been anything as bad as that (apart from the shartening i suppose) since the clockwork orange spam
>>531007876stop being rude to indians bloody benchod bastard
>>531002708He's going to turn into one of those creepy fuck darker than dark darkners like second sanctuary gerson and he's going to kick our shit in by going all out
>>531007847[Oficial] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [Car Freshener]
>>531008018THAT'S RIGHT
YOU CAN ONLY FUCK RALSEI
YOU MUST BE FAITHFUL TO RALSEI
I WAS BUILT TO BE FUCKED AND HELD AND SMOOCHED AND I MEAN
>>531007876the guy who made the spamtotem posts here and spams AI sans fart drawings I'm pretty sure
>>531002708>>Cut "genocide route" boss for ch1Elaborate
>>531008150Susie, your fluffy boy needs fuckies.
>>531008150Ralsei would never say this, only constantly think it in the hopes that the SOUL would read his thoughts and find out.
>>531008231Cursed knowledge, I cast this out from my mind
>>531008149>tenna had sex with this thingyeah he's mentally ill
>>531008356>meanwhile the soul just made Kris say hello to the vending machine for the 10th time
>>531008368I am also pretty sure that Toby Fox posts here and ships susie and Noelle constantly and whenever someone says that is a bad ship he says its canon
>>531008409there is more to love than height and appearance. what tenna and spamton had was a deeper connection, I'm sorry for you that you don't know that.
toby if you're here make spamton tickle tenna's prostate in chapter 5 and my soul is yours
>>531008368He used to post his nudes on /trash/ for the danganronpa general as well
>>531008458I think Toby posted his ass on /sus/ once too now that I think about it...
>>531008709Zomgโฆโฆ is realโฆ
>>531008026There's shit that's close to as bad as GW2 because it's discord shit flinging that remains unpoliced ruining several generals. Most HSR tier generals have dedicated spammers who work multiple gens and come from sharty or broke off from there. It's actually crazy how much shitposting is done by a few people.
>>531008554Ok, the theme is there, but it doesnt that there was meant to be a genocide/weird run in chapter 1
>>531008430I really hope we get some SOUL on Ralsei interaction. Without Kris, without anyone else. Just (you) and him.
>>531008409that "thing" used to be handsome and not terminally schizo, him being a manlet didn't matter
found my first fat spamton art (mentally abnormal scrawls) dated October 3, 2021.
fast forward 4 years and i am, however slowly, drawing fat spamton AND fat tenna. am i near the tennapaintingfag's level? no, but just sharing love for fat male characters inspires fellow creativefags.
Don't give up on your dreams. https://litter.catbox.moe/alv3m9tbncnz8i61.png
I am really lost now, everything i read everywhere. Is this game about making choices or not?
>>531007297not a bad lesson, really.
you are the spite's despite.
but i am more stubborn than you are.
i would smile if you were to prove me wrong.
y'know, to spite me.
>*The power of perseverance shines within you.>>531007324fuck me? we haven't even been dating, let alone had our first kiss yet!
you should take things a little slower and consider that i can't blow my load illy nilly and i am a man of class that desires connection.
y'know
a real [[HeartShapedObject]] TO [Hyperlink_Blocked]
>>531008905i really want to know what your bmi is
>>531008936it's about knowing where to make choices
>>531008905>eating trashat least make him eat some tasty warm food :(
>>531008862I always thought Addispam was the cutest god damn thing ever, it's probably why I was utterly enamored with Tenna when he was revealed
>>531008763I've drifted in and out of this general for a few years and never figured out what sharty is, what does it mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u29RP3tNA8
>>531009092Sure you can be the good guy, but does mean you're ultimately a good guy?
>>531008802Gonna posses him and inexplicably walk his ass into the light world.
>>531008936This is a game about making choices in an enviroment where "your choices dont matter" (basically, everybody's choices mattering more than yours), but that doesnt mean its like a telltale game, your choices do have an effect and theres even a special secret route for you to do
>>531009146website run by the belgian from /dbs/, a beloved, iconic and influential poster who single handedly shaped all of 4chan's modern memes.
>>531009146once upon a time there was a board called /qa/ for feedback that mutated into an unspeakable wojak virus. the tumor was cut off and it began to grow. it was gifted spite and resentment for the sibling that did not want it. we are now here.
>>531009027Damn, and Dess fell for that shit? What a dummy.
>>531009089Nta, but many fatchads i've met tend to be either skinny as fuck or fat gainers
>>531008905Sending infinite support and 100 years good luck your way, king.
*Places my Sports blessing on everyone who posts below this one *
>>531009256Ok so ultimately the choices ultimately do not matter and are more of a consolation of "there you go buddy, you are the bestest buddy"
Claiming the final image in the name of Queen (again)!
>>531009146Obnoxious raid imageboard. Basically only exists to spam this place, steal GETs and stuff like that. Technically someone from there was behind the hack earlier this year
>>531009410yeah i know, i'm just very curious
>>531009146sharty refers to the shartycord, which is a discord full of underagefags and general deviants some of them 4chan mods or jannies who hate the site. It came from that /qa/ board or whatever and got worse when they shut it down, so it's basically like /b/ on crack but new /b/. All the joyjackposting, tvke shit, and anything like that is from there, they're also why the site was shut down for a month or so.
>>531007158>>531007158Wait is this the bead toy? It's not just a literally appendage but the tail of hell is actually the tale of hellish fate???
>>531009435Except there are things that actually change, like consequences depending on the actions you take during battles
>>531009109I will, that was when i first found him eating from dumpsters
>>531009089Have you ever seen a picture of how toby fox is built with those thin piano wrists? Think that but less athletic.
I just weighed myself for you mister fedanon and got 17.6, "mild thinness"
>>531009410Yeah lol
>>531009146All of what was answered previously but I want to add that they're also mentally ill enough to doxx random fucking kids on the internet, possibly to groom them
>>531009586Dess became part of the "tail of hell" and thats why she's missing...
>>531009778We might be onto something with this one. I'd post schizo pippins but we are out of bread.
>>531009743the /utg/ asrielcord did this too tho
>>531009876The bread is turning black and charred...
>>531010003That's how they make dark burger buns
>anon broke the bread into crumbs
All of the obese tennas ate the bread. This is why we canโt have fat fetishists around anymore
We will know we are truly dead when that one anon posts the sleeping mini Kris
>why does it hurt when i poop?
>>531010147No more image can be posted tho
An experienced Fave of the Month always keeps a brick of lead in their hat.
>>5310101418>[ ^T] Not true.
>>531010258Oh god oh fuck your right
i've never made a new thread before someone do it pleas epelase please please please please please plea
YOUR BAKING TOO LONG
IS BAKING TOO LONG
>>531010185Because you pushed a big shit too quickly before your hole had time to stretch
It's fine, everything is fine. We just have to [Wait]
>>531010324>said the suspiciously bake shaped CRT
>>531010397now's your chance to be a !
>>531010397Fingers in my ass answer the phone
Hands wait til poops stretch your hole
Butthole stings and butthole stings an
Tell me how your toilet's feeling!
>>531010185>>531010397It can also be that you're chronically dehydrated so your poop comes out in little hard pebbles and you sort of lose elasticity down there so it hurts like a bitch. Not that I'd know.
it all returns to nothing...
>>531010525It's fine, we don't NEED images. Cavemen didn't need images and when they did they painted on the walls. We can just have fun without them, we are still fresh!
>>531010525don't cry because it's over, anon
smile because it happened
>>531010185Fuck that, why do I accidentaly hit my prostate when I poop too hard sometimes and that hurts so much I feel like my dick wants to retract into my stomach
>>531010435N-no...I'm not gloobese! I'm thin and groovy!
>>531010646>>531010663it's getting dark
hello?
>>531010646man there would be a lot of crazy thread darkners
a NEO thread
with NEO images
>>531010710>When you switch from Yotsuba B to Tomorrow
cooking up a krerdly bread
This wouldnโt happen if you fucked that doe, Kris! Why didnโt you listen to me!
>>531006737The annoying dog did it after he got that bone
>>531006495Holy Knight. Proficient in buffs and healing spells, purifying spells.
>>531006495mage of light, am I doing it right?
>>531006737Asgore regularly comes to the church at night to pray while no one else is around to chide him btw
>>531004635Meh. I just think going all in in the Pacifist Stuff at first go, goes against the narrative I would be trying to present. I should know. I made this let's play of the game(still in progress) to start with the Neutral Route on purpose. Without it, the Warning from Toriel, Undyne's death, Alphys being sad that Mettaton blew up because of her, Sans' "judgement" "But there was nothing to say". Not just it doesn't land, it just doesn't happen.
The Neutral Route has genuine value that no one really gives much time.
>>530994403>you would of become big on Tumblr if you posted this back in 2016 or something