Thread 532115718

Male Human Warrior Edition

Epoch in 5 days

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July
WotLK5Man - https://wotlk5.com/ August 8th

>Released Servers
Azerotica - https://azerotica.net
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)

>Guilds
<Empty Sun Isolation> - Epoch, crossfaction, whisper Notma
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Epoch
Addons:
https://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>Previous Thread
>>532039137

Fuck you.

Epoch is too hard, my party couldn't clear Deadmines. I'm going back to turtle

5 sleepies until Pochie.

Epoch is too hard, I couldn't clear Jasperlode Mines. I'm going back to turtle

Official V+ Tierlist

>Agartha
VVALLKRAFT
>Atlantis
Vanillaplus
>Modern jewmany
Epochud
>Amerimuttia
Troondle
>Weimar
Br*nzeb**rd, C*nquest of Azeroth, Azeroth at War, Sod of Sodomia, x-expansion-5man.

I will be playing Nelfie druid (plap/plapee interchangable spec) on Epoch!

brown blessed for brown people on brown server

So all these "pugs" spam in the world chat means ANYONE can join a raid and just do it for fun and need ehatever loot he needs? Whether it's the insectoid hive raid or Naxx?

NEW WORLD OF WARCRAFT PSERVER
-Murlocs replaced with Chad Muska
-Instead of mounts you're riding skateboards, bmx and shopping carts since lv1
-Instead of grinding boar livers you will be pulling off skate combos
-Spells are replaced with skate tricks
(Instead of mortal strike, warriors do a 360 christ air, mages now summon massive halfpipes instead of portals)
-You can grind on every single part of the map
-Skate combos will earn you as much xp as a couple of fetch quests
-Every racial capital is replaced with a gigantic skatepark
RAID CHANGES:
-Blackwing Skatepark
2nd boss replaced with corrupted Tony Hawk, performs a 900 of doom that makes a random guy blow up after a delay
-Molten Mega Ramp
Ragnarosk8 the Lit
The players gets knocked back into lava unless they time an ollie to avoid it.
-Zul-Jackass
Bam the Blood God.
Summons rails that players have to grind or die.
Randomly incapacitates players for the jackass stunt.
-The Onysk8 Lair
She cannot skate, has been manipulating Anduin into banning skating. The boss fight remains the same.
-AQ20 is now The Halfpipe of Madness, AQ40 is now The Temple of Sick Combos
C'thun has been replaced with C'thollie, who skates on each of his tentacles. Players pulling off the same tricks will all be shot with an eyebeam
-Naxxramps
The final boss is now Kel'Thrasher
THE SERVER WILL BE SHADOWDROPPED AN HOUR BEFORE EPOCH

choose your path carefully...

Tomorrow is name reservation day, make sure you leave mine alone

>>532116084
>BM hunter highest damage spec
We can't stop winning dogfucker bros!

what class should i play on epoch wpsg bros

>>532116189
gladiator male human warrior

Remember the holy rules of us, the loony troony 4channy race
>ERP
Holy, divine, what WoW is for!
>Grooming
Sacramental, our divine doctrine, cuties need to troon and loon out like us!
>Doggie dickies
Holy, holy, HOLYYYYY!!!!!
>Reaction times, parses, playing the game, bosses that last more than 20s, more than 1 mechanic bosses
Evil, satanic, nazi, fascist, retoilet, bad, BAD!!!!
>Wall
Our arch enemy
>No belfie/dranny
NO! FUCKING! PLAY!!!

Remember the holy rules of /wpsg/, never forget the divine commandments and fight against those that oppose ERP.

Tomorrow I become Asalys.

I really want to play as a feral druid on pochie, but I'm too much of a solo autist and I'm afraid that I'll be constantly asked to tank dungeons during leveling, and at the cap, as I heard, ferals are not considered for the role of DPS at all.
Therefore, most likely I'll have to play as a hunter, just so that no one bothers me and I just press buttons (with the mouse) and calmly sit somewhere in the last lines of DPS, literally on the verge of not being kicked from the raid (if I even level up to them)

>>532116171
Sure. I have a list of 20+ names. If I don't get one or two of those I'll be upset.

why are pservers scared of a level cap higher than 60 so they just make shitty raids where the sets are barely upgrades

>still cant name 3 criticisms of epoch
shills pls at least try..

>>532116234
Truth nuke, us girlies and out sissy simps won!!

>>532116234
Yeah, no belfs and draebaes is an automatic "no thank you" from me.

Can anyone prove to me that Project Epoch isn't just another FRESH grift from Crogge/Shenna/WK et al?

>>532116234
did the epoch guys ever explain why no belves ro drae

>>532116716
Anti loony troony.
it isn't called epochud for nothing, kiddo.

>>532116716
troon bait races

>>532115247
>easy bosses with a dozen mechanics isn't retail
Slop opinion from a slop poster. It rhymes.

>no high elves
>bosses take a minute to kill instead of 30 seconds
>no custom thighhigh socks
>No pride representation during June
Why are we playing this shit again sisters? Turtle is better

Dual spec is a bad thing because it destroys your RPG character identity. You should choose one path and stick to it.

>>532116716
Muh vanilla purity spiral despite the fact that vanilla at it's base is already lore rape of Warcraft 3.

>>532117179
>troonie loonie hiding behind muh lore
pathetic, you will NEVER get your gooner elves, tranny

>>532117179
pserver that prevents male night elves from being priests and female night elves from being druids when

It's nice to wake up and see people are finally coming to their senses about Epoch. Remember to sign up for tomorrow's raid!

asking again for the shenna shills that run this general
Can anyone prove to me that Project Epoch isn't just another FRESH grift from Crogge/Shenna/WK et al?

>>532117279
Brother I have been waiting for more than a decade for a server that has the balls to do that .

>>532116276
>but I'm too much of a solo autist and I'm afraid that I'll be constantly asked to tank dungeons during leveling
Just name your character some derivative of moonkin and you'll stop getting asked to tank
You'll stopped getting asked to join groups all together but you can't have everything

>>532117362
>prove a negative
retard

ally or horde pvp hunter for turtle, i don't plan to raid and i will just grind rank

>>532117575
Lmao

>>532117575
>troondle
dead in few days

I HATE TRANSPORTS
I HATE TRANSPORTS
I HATE TRANSPORTS

>>532117279
Don't forget warlocks being allowed in Darnasus or night elf and the forsaken not being their own factions.

>>532117575
you had years to play turtle, why do you suddenly want to play it a week before it dies

Does epoch have a pvp server?

>>532117279
VVall fixes this

>>532117741
because i'm a v+ player, want to do pvp and saw turtle has tents that make it a 2x server

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNz026pZP84&list=RDMM&index=11
this starts playing every time my male human aryan paladin flattens another shitskin no shoe nigger

Why does classic WoW attract so many racists anyway

Project Epoch. Home.

>>532117923
it reminds of the better times, when subhumans didn't have internet access and everyone you played with was white

Just split my dick and call me Caitlin!

I won't be playing because I'm scared of .exe from the internet

>>532118209
Do NOT download SuperWoW.dll

>>532117867
If you want to do pvp stay the fuck away from turtle and play epoch, you can even level to 60 just doing battlegrounds

>>532118209
virtual machine it or use a second pc if you're unironically paranoid (i am too but then i realize i could also just get hit by a plane or something at any point in time so w/e yolo)

>>532117942
>AI slop post praising Epoch
Good evening saar

>>532117519
should be pretty easy to do, Vanilla+ and Turtlewow shared custom quests, custom shop etc but the real proof was that they were both registered to the same place in Cyprus

>>532118253
Is the PVP gear even good?
I saw they mentioned you could buy pvp gear during the entire lv 1 - 60 range but typically PVP gear has stat tax due to having resilience on it.

>>532117923
jajas and chinks are naturally racist and have no cucked whiteys/jews to berate them

I have never successfully kicked a Skeram arcane explosion it's simply too fast for me

>>532118421
for real though, keytotes even said they dont want anymore people because it grew way too much, why would they want indians and bots bringing more people?

>>532118448
V+ got ddos to shit, then "shenna graciously took it off their hands" and the DDOS stopped.
That's why they shared a cash shop, as soon as that yid got "her" mitts on it, instantly added the cash shop.

I'm making a guild.

https://strawpoll.com/mpnb16GLQy5

Vote.

What class/race combo do I pick for a cute brown troon epoch gf?

"I wish my server only had like 1000 players" is the most retarded statement since "this game has too much content"

>>532118547
She also added a 1 minute cooldown to the global chats 'to prevent spam' meaning you couldnt post in Trade/World more than once a minute, not both of them once a minute but either of them once a minute. It was very coordinated. I think Shenna always had her hands in it though.

Anyway, I went and looked at Epoch wow and it doesn't look like a shenna/WK grift however it looks like a retarded gummy grift - the website is registered in Canada through a relatively public registrar. The website registration expires in a few months after being registered first in 2021. This private server is going to be shut down relatively quickly.

>>532118846
>brown troon epoch gf
Is it me?...

>>532118932
they're Canadian? that's it, I'm out

i'm making an undead paladin

>>532118932
Gummy is too autistic and lazy to make a custom content server, pretty safe to say it's not him

>>532118914
1000 players is too much. i don't care how many players my server has I just need enough people to group content while leveling.

>>532118757
>IP grabber

>>532119097
how daring!

any new fun private servers that are custom?

>>532119028
It could be

>>532119116
you have no idea how MMOs work, wild

>>532119308
i'm not a game dev so yea

>>532118757
I'm making my own guild.

https://poal.me/rsno0e

Vote.

>>532119028
Plapsalys...

>the virgin Undead Paladin for le epic new class combo xDDDD
>the gigachad Undead Warrior for the racials swap
we are not the same

>>532119415
>>the gigachad Undead Warrior for the racials swap
explain?

>>532118757
<Pochie the Rock>

>>532116084
Playing Enha because it's the golden mean

>>532117693
Shimsha…

>>532119461
???????????????????

undead warriors are fantastic thematically but their racials suck. epoch lets you change racials

>>532118209
You people are so fucking retarded.

>>532119107
at this point it's very obvious there is money to be made in creating a FRESH grift that goes no-where, tons of whales will join and spend money in donations to get ahead early regardless of if you actually plan to have the server last more than a month or two - the point is that you have to make it look like thousands of people are interested and the whales will come to flaunt.

The private server dev community is too small for some literal who nobody server to explode this hard on the scene without being involved with the rest. If the devs of this were legit how haven't they acknowledged the toes they're stepping on? They could've contacted Atlantiss who I'm willing to bet would've hosted them and helped them. Literally anyone who competes against turtle wow will be DDOSed, this server is supposedly okay with thousands in queue and are expecting thousands in queue etc. This is all just to create hype for a grift and they have gotten exceptionally efficient at it.

>>532118757
<Pochie Amigas y Trans Chicas>

>>532119760
I need a trans chica for my white human male paladin

>>532119745
>Literally anyone who competes against turtle wow will be DDOSed
truthnuke

wouldnt having tbc talents smashed into classic make the game crazy bursty?

>>532120531
everything has been rebalanced supposedly, we'll see.

>>532120531
>wouldn't adding 2000 quest rewards make the game crazy easy?

>>532120730
>Leveling is... LE HARD!
Is this apex loony troony 4channy takes?

>>532120730
>Isn't the game already easy?

>>532117362
Could be. Like devs of uwow do it by opening new freshes every year with different names but with the same scripts.

>>532120531
yes, but every mob has 2x the health now.

how are turtle troons not bored of crying yet?

>>532120531
unironically mobs have a lot more HP. for some reason the devs decided that leveling should be a challenge. I wish I was shitposting.

>>532120862
Not every mob, it starts scaling at some point until it gets to x2, I don't remember the specific levels.

>>532120842
what does the u stand for?
Unlimited?

>>532120951
>yfw RFK is more overtunned and harder than Scholo

weird...I don't see anything about the Lich King in either Turtle or Epoch's roadmaps...

stinky musky rapey male worgens...

The ultimate list of which races bew should be in which faction
Alliance:
>High Elf, Draenei, a furbait race of your choice (preferably Vulpedos), and those faggot dragons from retail to concentrate all the faggots and trannies in one faction
>Tauren also defect to the Alliance
Horde:
>Ogres, Goblins, Dark Iron Dwarves
Team Based:
>Male Humans and Male Dwarves

>>532121112
naxxramas, retard

>>532120842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AarMtdA6kKI

Like look at this AI shit

>>532121350
Not even trying lmao

I haven't showered for 3 months and didn't shave in years, no, decades...
I have become the stinky musky barely sentient worgen.

>>532121350
>Dot biz
>DOT BIZ
I can't, do they also have a crypto?

>>532121112
The Forsaken Fight a 3 front war, human alliance remmants supplied from Stormwind, scarlet pockets, and Scourge.

They also have an internal cultural struggle betwen crazy undeads and dudes who happen to be cursed with undeath.

If you ask me, they should be genocided again. It's a wasted front and horde efforts should retreat to Stonard / Hinterlands.

>>532121350
I wish it was real

>>532121235
elaborate on the dark irons in the horde

>>532119597
Technically they are good now that Epoch gave every race a weapon skill. With undead getting the best warrior weapon skill being swords.
Only better one I can think of being gnome since you get sword skill + escape artist and don't have to be burdened with playing an actual gnome.

>>532121731
Too based to be in the Alliance.

>>532120951
>>532120862
Why would you do this?

>>532121731
pic related explains it very well

im playing undead paladin, pure sovl

>>532121731
Horde=non whites
DARK iron? How white you think someone fucking called DARK iron is gonna be, retard?

>>532115718 (OP)
male humans are so fucking ugly

Can i be a tauren rogue on Epoch?

>>532121235
how about no

>>532122089
beautiful, rubenesque

troons to the left of me
fake chuds to the right
here I am
stuck in this shithole with you

>>532121253
do we fight the Lich King in Naxxramas?

>>532121235
The Horde is the diversity brown lgbt furry faction, so all the furries can go there, even the worgen. The Alliance is fine with Humans, Dwarves and Gnomes.

>>532122161
no only rogue with tauren racials

>>532122513
How come undead paladins are a thing?
That's not very vanilla like.

>>532122330
no, he just sends few bugs against your raid trying to save the ass of his right hand man kel'thuzad

>>532122695
We're vanilla+... but not TOO vanilla+ haha!

>>532122695
because it's epic

>>532121350
this looks amazing.

>>532121852
Questions many people are asking the epoch devs daily in the discord.
some of their choices are real head scratchers.
Like redoing dungeons, adding quests, adding smaller world bosses into leveling zones so people group up and take them out cool.
increasing the pool of like average mobs you need to kill x of to do a quest. I've got no clue why they think that would be a good idea.
like it's suddenly going to be more interesting to kill 50 venture co goblins if i need to drink more between pulls.

>>532116237
ywnba

>>532122695
The undead humans of Lodareon who were once paladins.. just forgot how to be a paladin
>but the holy light
Somehow they can be priests but not paladins

>>532122972
Buffing bears is also a head scratch moment.
Not fixing paladin scaling is also confusing.
Refusing to give paladin and warrior defense into AP/SP is also insane.

>>532121350
> they deleted the most laced comment about the guy who played on uwow with the server author and was kicked for making a mistake in the meta rotation in m+

>>532123039
Lordaeron I'm phoneposting

>>532122695
Same reason we had undead priests.

>>532122972
Yes, they just could make x0.5 at this point, same thing.

Is improved faerie fire enough to warrant a spot? I want to go druidman. I'm white too if that matter.

Undead Paladins are kino.

>>532123178
>kicked for making a mistake in the meta rotation in m+
They did? That's why that server suck ass.

>>532123232
>>532123039
canonically undead priests are shadow priests in 99.9999999% of cases

>>532123367
Canonically no one would care if you stopped breathing today

I WILL FUCKING EAT CORPSES AS PALADIN AND YOU WILL NOT STOP ME

>>532122972
How are those things even bad?

>>532123334
>posts a bunch of undead warriors
retarded?

undead warriors are kino though, I agree and will play one on epoch

There are quests explaining the lore behind Forsaken Paladins on Epoch.

>>532123367
Then should've blocked them from being able to play holy and disc. Canonically they can still call for the holy light, it's just also painful for them since they can feel themselves rotting.

>>532123367
canonically all those priests could cast holy spells if they wanted to and some do, but canonically it's really painful so they don't besides the risen scarlet crusade mobs and sir zeleik.

>>532123723
>fan fiction
LMFAO!

since youre all quitting turtle for epoch can i have your gold?

>>532117942
this is what forced soul looks like

>>532123584
>swings big ass axe
>arms fall off
That's how I see undead warriors

Will epoch have 2v2 arenas? If so which combos are looking to be the strongest?

Will you take me on your raid, mister rl? I am a newbie priest.

>>532123723
>Scarlet Crusade paladins unknowingly serve a demon so they think their cause is righteous and thus they can use the Light
>undead paladins willingly follow someone who openly has a demon as second in command, there is no way to justify this so they absolutely should not be able to use Light
can't wait to see the "lore" excuse Epoch made up

>>532124000
I don't invite loony troony demons, /ignore.

>>532123862
Anon, it’s all fictional.

>>532124000
I don't let female toons into my raids begone

>>532124000
Sure you have a raid spot right on top of my Tauren Warrior’s cock as his sleeve.

>>532124000
are you me?
checked

I mean when retail has demon paladins. does it really matter anymore?
Anyone can use the light if they feel hard enough apparently.

your first mistake was caring about the lore of a warhammer fanfic

>>532124000
hot.

>>532124000
I only take femdwarf priests with the braids that spin to my raids.

>>532124231
nobody cares about retail marvelslop

>>532124231
>fan fiction
LMFAO!

I want to join the wpsg guild but I've ZERO interest in ERP or channeling anything sexual via ig. I just want to have fun with some bros, playing my male Human Hunter.
Is this allowed? Will I make friends?

>>532124441
What about pandas?

>>532124641
Kys straggot, we fuck cute troons and ERP while raiding on private servers

>>532124654
They are cool and canon (wc3).

>>532124654
pandas are wc3 content

>pandas
They're cool

>undead paladins
...hold on

>>532124641
just wait for release and see if any guild ends up forming, everything you see here is shitposting.

>>532124938
Canonically pandas predate the forsaken

>>532124641
same boat, but fuck alliance, not playing them again

>>532123876
>0 replies
really speaks volumes about how much faith people have in the server lol

>>532125185
>gibs me dat handout
>no response
>DID YOU HEAR ME, GIBS ME DAT
Calm down Jamal

>>532124071
>golden age blizzard fiction
>some random zoomer's fiction
hmm

>>532124641
it helps to roll a non-sexual race like male gnome

>>532125185
I'm selling it.

>>532125185
go be a poorfaggot somewhere else nigger

>>532125271
you only think wc3 was good because you were about 12 when you played it

If Turtle adds draenei, ogres and pandas in the next patch, it's over.

>>532125185
>3 insta seethe replies

>>532125185
>gib memonies or reprort u huehuehuehuehuehuhuehuehuehuehuehuehueuhehue


No.


Do not trouble us White Men any longer.


Begone, brown boy.

>>532124938
>Pandas
Loony troony likey goony!!!

>Undead palachuds
Loony troony can't goony!!! LOONY TROONY ANGWY!!!

>>532125271
As if anyone is taking whatever epoch does as canon. It's their take on the vanilla world and lore, it will never be canon. Same like turtle, no one takes whatever turtle added as canon, still it's fun to see their take on the lore.

Bros.
Paladin is gonna be a bad choice isn't it? I just want to tank dungeons...

>>532125185
This!
I want 1000 gold for the epic nelf mount!
@Lashendra

>>532125509
Canonically blizzards story isn't that good

>>532125523
It will be the best aoe tank for sure, doubt it will be a bad choice.

>>532125523
It's a good AoE tank, you'll get hard filtered in raids because you are playing a 2shotty meme that retards think is saved by will of the shitcropolis.

>>532123974
double dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsDiYQ7qcFc

>>532125185
this post upsets the hive

What does warlock havr on pawchie to deal with bladestorming?

>>532125730
just kite the warrior :^)

Epoch is my first ai slop pserver, what am i in for?

People when they actually play the game:
>ANY ORANGES?
>share quest pls
>DROP HEAD BUFF PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
>CAN SOMEONE DROP A TENT

People when they talk about the game:
>I am going to play on 0.5x XP with no rested XP!
>I will get the cartographer title!
>I will turn off instant quest text, and read every quest out loud, in race-appropriate voices!

>>532125730
tank the bs and then just rape him as usual?

>>532125578
Yeah, and it's only going downhill, still it's the canon story. I'm sure everyone draws the line at some expansion for whatever they consider canon or even world of warcraft at all. Like current retail isn't wow anymore for me, but officially is the wow canon story.

>>532125509
>still it's fun to see their take on the lore
uh...no it's not, I don't find reading broken english translations of millennial russian stories to be that much fun

>>532125783
Lots of brown people, high chance it won't last longer than two months so don't get emotionally invested, touch up on your Spanish if you plan on pugging

>>532125271
Warcraft’s story was never that great.

first tranny to send his erp logs here will get my last 1k turtle gold as i will be moving to epoch

>>532125858
yes, and?

>>532125921
>touch up on your Spanish if you plan on pugging
no problem at all, I have been playing stormforge a while now

>>532125783
So this is how desperate turtle troons are huh

>>532125998
not troon and never played turtle, turtles sound gay

>>532125952
Sent

>>532125965
and you're a nigger

>>532126128
why are you seething, trannie?

>>532125952
Name?

daily turdle crash

>>532126180
because you're brown, and tranny your dad

>>532125783
epoch has no AI, turtle has AI all over the website lol

This general finna get wild within the next 5 days

Tel'Abim is poppin off bros!

>>532126362
>epoch has no AI
they handed crafted 2000 quests?

>>532126180
>trannie
>>532126305
>and tranny your dad

Watching two brown ESLs fight while both pretending to be white genuinely always makes me laugh.

>>532126456
what do you think took them 5 years of development?

>epog around the corner
>fmc has 3 signups for mc in 2 days
EPOCHUDS WON
TOTAL TRANNY DEATH

>>532126456
no, only 1600

How do i get a group of Helf girls+ do fucking rail me all over tavern basements across eastern kingdom? (Human male warlock)
Not even joking.

>>532125685
How many spots for tanks are there in raids? I don't really want to dps as a ret

>>532126194
Jib

>>532126584
/w Asalys and Elicia

>>532126619
2 and then you conscript brownies as ot's on demand

>>532126516
Nobody is signed up for any of the other raids either.

>>532126457
Most Europeans are esl, but it's okay, no one expects a retarded mutt to know that.

>>532126693
I'm never gonna tank am I....?

>>532126687
For realzies?

>>532126821
this
GERMANY NUMBA°1

>>532116561
Can you?

>>532126889
Yes.

>>532126821
I've never seen a European with English that bad under the age of 50, you are not white.

For me, it's Pochie.

>>532126858
just make your own guild

>>532126194
guess

Why is calling Epoch ai slop so offensive? nothing wrong with using ai to slop out thousands of quests and textures etc. Embrace the slop.

>>532126858
why not?
just do it, most plate tards are going to be chuuni dps anyway

im convinced esls know how to speak the language, they just choose not to do it well. kinda like how the french know english but only speak french anyways

>>532126693
>OT
>Brownies
Delusional, your MT is orange. Your OT is orange too and he plays cat when he isn't actively tanking. For the one big aoe boss you have one of them bring their alt paladin.
Brownie is a fucking turd as OT, paladin is even worse.

>>532126858
Lol. Lmao. The real reason tanks are so scarce is because as soon as you hit level 60 the amount of content you can do instantly dwindles down to dungeons and shitty pugs.

>>532127002
You have never seen a European in your entire life stupid mutt

>>532126794
>Nobody is signed up for any of the other raids either.
because waffle is a fucking retard that spams signups with wrong times and doesn't know how to edit or delete them

I sometimes larp as esl to troll people

>>532127167
the French should learn Arabic, it's fun watching those smug cunts decline

>>532127215
look tard, with buffed content furfags and pinkies are not going to tank shit outside of dungeons

A Panda named Pearl.

>>532127291
>>532127167
It's how we girls pretend to be stupid so penis havers can let their guard down.

>>532127397
My gf's penis is bigger than mine though

>>532127397
>penis havers

>>532127335
should I make a warrior instead?

my current guild thinks i'm indian because i always type like an esl

>>532127167
i'm convinced retards who screech 'esl' at the first grammar mistake are people projecting

>>532127585
yes

I like typing like an American high school valley girl despite being an eastern euro slav.
Everyone arounds me loves it!

>>532127335
>Buffed content
>Buffed the best tank (bear)
>B-B-BUT BROWN WILL BE VIIIIABLEEEEE!!!!
Lol, lmao. Funny little widdle guy.

>>532127335
somebody didn't get the note about TBC talents

will there be a spot for me as a ret chad on epoch?

>>532127880
there is one (1) returd slot per optimized raid, how are you going to market yourself over the 2000 other returds?

>>532127335
Post tbc parses I beg of you I need to laugh at your tank "expertise".

>>532127870
He is likely going to cry about muh crushing blows or some equally insane shit because he doesn't grasp what is the issue with brownoids in tbc.

i'm playing undead paladin and you can't stop me

>>532127880
Not in my groups

>>532127767
Same except I speak like a nigger from Atlanta. Sometimes like a nigger from Florida. Americans dislike it though.

POCHIE

>>532125858
>I'm sure everyone draws the line at some expansion for whatever they consider canon or even world of warcraft at all.
Maybe a decline in quality was inevitable when the people writing shift seats so often.
I'd say for me personally it was legion, I think they spent the last of the good plot threads from warcraft 3 when they brought back Illidian and had his story do a mirror moment with Maiev.
That's probably why they rehired metzen, even though he's not the same guy as he was in 1999, having him try to plan the next 3 story beats is probably more coherent than what they've been up to post legion, maybe even post cata being honest.

>>532127880
yes. we need that 3 crit

>>532116234
i love wall and I'm a tranny

>>532128171
No one cares about the WoW story dumb loretranny. That's why Epoch won, we made our own lore using AI

>>532127253
No it’s because people are done with Turtle and FMC

>>532128294
>No one cares about the WoW story dumb loretranny.
Not anymore yeah.

>>532128198
tank can bring that desu

If you cared about the lore you wouldn’t have played on Turtle.

I wonder if the guys that helped me out on turdle would get mad and feel betrayed if I were to quit for pochie. I'm just starting to realize that turtle is actually ass. If pochie is ass too I'll just not play WoW. I feel so bad for ditching you guys...

>>532127636
it's all about winning the argument at any cost

>>532127167
dead ass bro why would I proof check my work on 4chan post?

why are insecure people looking for approval even on their wow class choice

>>532128981
same reason you are seeking approval

I need a brown troon to cum in daily while leveling on pochie

>>532128981
because they're insecure.

>>532127167
I just write whatever as long as is fast and carry the meaning. Isn't like if I were writing a serious parer or something.

>>532127167
Nah it's a trick if write with good punctuation use and the proper tense, people just call you an AI you cannot win.

>>532125509
>canon

>>532128981
>why are insecure people insecure

>>532129357
>brown girl can't resist BWC
Blizzard knows

Need curvy body mods for my nelfie holy priest in Epoch, will be exclusively healing dungeons in healing spec and kick any retard who is "tanking" in his DPS spec. Also is there any RP addon for Epoch?

>>532129357
Officially yes, retoilets love this thing.

I think I'll just stick to turtle, thanks anyway.

>>532129357
What's wrong with this?

>>532128171
Metzen seems more of a marketing tool than anything else, retail lore is still garbage that no one will remember the next expansion. And if Metzen is actually leading and making changes then imagine how ridiculous the original TWW would've been.

>>532128723
Half of turtle anons are jumping ship to Pochie or Azerotica. The other half are mazed raidlogging or ERPing, don’t worry about them.

>>532129938
but im playing on epoch tho

>>532128981
things always work out better if you just play what you really want

>>532129950
Garrosh trooned out

>>532129357
Looks exactly like the 14 year old scholar that stabbed a random white grandma to death in Canada the other day.

>>532130002
or maybe metzen was never actually good

>>532130174
His body, his choice.
Fuck that true Horde thing anyway.

>>532130174
She is no garrosh.

>>532129465
Here's your 7 honor points, and now it's time for you to corpse run next the guy you one-shot with multiple cds

Wondering how the BG leveling is balanced me
They say 1 pvp kill = one quest completion
That sounds busted

>>532130332
I deeply apologize for deadnaming xer, should I call xer Garrosha?

>>532130025
We will not be playing together

>>532130546
You shouldn't besmirch the name of our noble WARchief with that peace cuck h*man.
She is even a disgrace to the, may the elements forgive me for saying this word, L*thar line.

WHY THE FUCK
AM I CONSTANTLY FUCKING OUT OF MANA
IN GOD DAMN BATTLEGROUNDS
ON FUCKING TURTLE
?????
I CAN'T EVEN PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
AND MY GEAR IS FUCKING INSANE SICKASS BLUES FROM DUNGEONS WITH SPIRIT AND ALL THAT SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO

>>532130482
this is just going to lead to kill trading on a massive level

>>532130552
>>532130025
ROLEN EN WARMANE CARAJO

>>532130713
skill issue

>>532130482
>Group with 5 friends, all of us with 4 toons (10h, 10a)
>Go into BG
>Have alt on follow, park enemy toons in the graveyard
>Corpse camp
>Skyrocket in levels
>Do the same on the opposite way so we can bring our toons to the next bracket
>Level 60 in like, 3h
OHohohoho I get why they ban multiboxxing/multiple accounts now :^)

>>532130713
troondle meltie

>>532130748
no this will lead to horde getting 10 level ups for free within a day and then waiting for a week until the alliancecucks catch up to the next bracket

>>532130641
she isn't human, look at it's ears

>>532128001
well, im the main character you see and the only one who thinks that

>>532131020
All pigskins look the same to me.
Lok'tar ogar.

>epoch wants to implement spell power scaling to retribution
>Add specific gear for retribution and prot instead of adding an ap to sp talent like enhance has
>Enhance equipment having spell crit because they want to force their retarded spellweaving playstyle. Good luck spell weaving with flurry up while dual wielding
I don't feel too good poochie bros

>>532127702
but I want to aoe farm as a paladin

>>532131083
It's skin looks more like of an orc though

>>532131105
>Buffs bear threat with on hit procs
>Add fAP to all weapons
>Doesn't add def to AP/SP for paladin and tank brown
>Buffs all dps across the board anyways
hohohoho :*)

Can't wait for you retarded coping losers to crawl back to Turtle after less than a week KEK
Screencapping your retarded posts btw for when it happens
Also
>5k players limit
Literal poorfag server
Fitting since the average Eflop shill is brown as shit

>>532115973
Turtle? Be careful, usally they reserve half the loot table

>>532130713
uhm our panel of class experts perfectly balanced the game sweaty

>>532131190
you aren't going to farm shit with double hp mobs

>>532131248
Bear is going to be hit with a big nerf and I'm going to laugh at everyone who rolled druid

>>532131190
>>532131306
>Double HP mobs
>Pathing changed in lashers
>Probably diseases/manadrain/over population added to normal mob farming spots
>Likely made strat packs elite fiestas
They've said they don't want you to farm instances solo, btw.
I can ensure you the only way to get gold will be to mine/herb like.a good cucky because everyone is gonna have alchemy.

kinda glad im not playing epoch since i play bear anyways and its just gonna be saturated with fotm meta tards

>>532131306
do mobs really have double hp?

>>532131408
That orange furry class gets away with it every fucking time and we both know that anon.

>>532131535
well maybe not literally double but lot more and better mitigation and higher damage

>Green eyes thinking they're on the same level as blue eyes
just like real life

>>532131105
2h enha might be better than dual wield. On top of better spell weaving, slow 2h avoids WF ICD, and they buffed 2h WF such that it gets 36% proc chance. Presumably, dual wielding no longer has a hidden WF proc chance bonus.

>>532131459
>I can only play a spec when I can feel like a special snowflake
I'll genuinely never get people like this. Do you actually like the class itself or the feeling you get because you think it makes you unique?

>>532131652
Muh unique>>>Class

>>532131628
Is warrior really gonna have that much of an advantage over paladin? does warrior get any AoE threat tools like better thunderclap?

>>532131652
i think you might be projecting. i simply dont want to have to compete for a spot with a trillion other people playing the spec

>>532131449
Oh wait yeah I'm not playing gaypoch. Dual spec is gonna be 1k and gold farming is gonna be cucked? No ful allowed: the server. Fuck they dirty asses.

>>532131535
not all, if I remember right at some level threshold it will be increased up to x2 to be balanced with the tbc talents or some shit.

>want to play tank
>have to play as one of the three most overplayed classes
>can never get a raid spot as a tank
>forced to compete against a thousand other brownies and pinkies as they try to get a raid spot as dps
Guess I'm donning the dress once I hit 60

>>532131814
The majority of players on private servers are so bad that you shouldn't be worried about competing as long as you have a brain that can function slightly and you don't click your spells.

>>532132053
>tanks are one of the most overplayed classes
>90% of those players will want to be dps
You'll be fine

>>532132173
thats sounds good but theres really no way to distuinguish that to people until they invite you. feral spots will be perma filled more than likely

zach won
meerkatz won
wetboi won
homu won
kuvis and the finns won
orca won
avanine won
le aunt poisoner poisoned his aunt
oldgreg(rip) won (by not having to deal with this shitty world)
dorner won (bigly)
faralynn won
longview won
pickles and yarrick won
grimlic won
glaston won
dads won
pearl won
genetics won
kapistar won
tyrannis won
steadman won
gnostic won
moneymay won
ogtucker won
asscobra won
krule won
tewie and mocky won
madti puddi indiola kasandra won
finalflash won
javel won

If you don't know at least one of these VIPs, go back to...uhh...xtremetop100 forums? where the fuck are you even from??

>>532132281
desu the problem with playing a tank is that everyone loves having you around while leveling and farming prebis but after that you are discarded like an used roastie
t. been there done that

>>532132335
They really won't, tank is always the hardest role to fill because barely anyone likes to do it and they always burn out first.

>>532131449
>They've said they don't want you to farm instances solo, btw.
how the fuck do they expect you to ever have gold then with 2k required for dual spec and mount? paladin farming in dungeons was the only solution I saw. who's even going to have the gold to buy your herbs/ore enough to get you 2k?

Is it rude if I never invite people who can tank? like if you play DPS war/pal/druid I'm not gonna invite...

This is what they fear

>>532132471
faralynn plays a male helf paladin on turtle

>>532132498
John...

>>532132498
is this true? I wanted to play tank but that's sounds fucked up...

>>532132583
sounds lame and fake

>>532132724
>Dungeons
1 tank per 5 players
>Raids
1 tank per 10 to 25 players

Yes, retard.

>>532132053
Making raids 10 man unironically fixes this.

>>532132498
If the dress works for you then it's good. I will never don the dress because I will be playing a warrior

>>532132581
No idea. Just quest at max level lol :^)
I am 99% sure one of their custom meme zones will have a million humanoids with no spells that paladins aoe farm, btw.

>>532132471
>"oldguard" fags make a 'cord
>it ends in swatting drama
man this whole 2013-2016 era was cursed as fuck. a few edgelords ruined it for everyone. I for one am glad the nostalrius normies came and shoo'd the weirdos away.

>>532132724
Didn't had this experience in turtle but I do all roles so dunno, once the first batch of people get dungeon gear you do get less runs because everyone is doing fewer runs but you're still as needed whenever one happens, what changes is that some begin making alts for tanking or have tank OS finally but you're obviously still preferred if you were to tank

>>532132724
Kinda, yeah. It's rare that a raiding guild doesn't have a cliqued main/offtank so your options are usually either respec or join a fresh guild.

completely despondent at toilberg's this morning
I just want to play POCHIE

AIMED SHOT!

>>532132053
Good tanks will be in higher demand than ever.

does the loony troony ever stop spamming? i refuse to believe there's a bunch of simps spamming for her at all hours

>>532133242
If you don't have at least 10+ years of experience as a tankbvll, mythic retail experience, 3k+ r.io, 99% parses, 1+ of each tank, all geared and enchanted, fully consoomed, etc... you aren't making it out of shitter pug tank.

On a serious note, the dungeon tank to guild raid tank experience gotta be the most dissonant shit ever.

>>532133323
I will defend my queen to the end of the pochie

>>532133449
>the dungeon tank to guild raid tank experience gotta be the most dissonant shit ever
How’s that?

>>532133323
"She" does not.
Easy to filter tho.

>>532133457
she doesn't like pochi so you're not one of the simps, cool

Kill zeppelins. Behead zeppelins. Roundhouse kick zeppelins into the concrete. Slam dunk zeppelins into the trashcan. Crucify filthy zeppelins. Defecate in zeppelins's food. Launch zeppelins into the sun. Stir fry zeppelins in a wok. Toss zeppelins into an active volcano. Urinate into zeppelins's gas tank. Judo throw zeppelins into a wood chipper. Twist zeppelins's head off. Report zeppelins to the IRS. Karate chop zeppelins in half. Curb stomp zeppelins. Trap zeppelins in quicksand. Crush zeppelins in the trash compactor. Liquefy zeppelins in a vat of acid. Eat zeppelins. Dissect zeppelins. Exterminate zeppelins in the gas chamber. Stomp zeppelins's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate zeppelins in the oven. Lobotomize zeppelins. Mandatory abortions for zeppelins. Grind zeppelins in the garbage disposal. Drown zeppelins in fried chicken grease. Vaporize zeppelins with a ray gun. Kick zeppelins down the stairs. Feed zeppelins to alligators. Slice zeppelins with a katana.

I actually want to rape right now, bros.

>>532133724
Bitchass no shoes nigra

>>532133881
god why the FUCK does epoch not have belves/helves

what a missed opportunity...

>>532133449
Meanwhile FMC tanks
>"I'm the tank"
>comes late to raids
>randomly switches to DPS
>consumes everything, for MC
>doesn't consume anything, for Naxx
>sorry guys forgot righteous fury
>oops forgot my aura
>sorry I didn't think I needed to hold aggro
>what do you mean I have to move out?
>hates the other tanks if he's not the MT for this run

>>532133887
seething softsoles, go bleed out to death because you stepped on a rock wrong

whats the endgame in ascension? the 5x xp seems like way too much for me, is it because people delete characters with poor rolls too much?

>>532116276
People will take any tank, their other option usually is waiting two hours lol

At least bears don't have to drink every pull like prot paladins. As a healer I always hated prot paladins the most.

>>532134219
delete? we got prestige now
a bunch of the population just relevels the same character over and over again

>>532134219
The end game is pvping on broken specs until you get bored and quit until the next fresh they do

>>532134159
Stepped on ya moms after I killed her

>>532132471
It was a simpler, better time back then. It was easy to win.

>DOGFUCKER
>DOGFUCKER ON THE POCHI

>>532135142
I enjoyed this post.

>>532134350
Huh, I should try ascension again. I played in some of the early seasons and it was lame how you had to level so many characters to fish for good skills and 99% of them got deleted.

>>532135254
>This spells the end for Epoch says increasingly nervous (wo)man for the 15th time this month

>>532116276
>Clicker hunter


Thats it, I'm rolling hunter and learning all about melee weaving. I usually roll prot esrrior so I can deal with the stress

I'm not playing on epoch, I'm staying on turtle, but I'm also not actively playing turtle. WoW is a dogshit game but I guess it can be fun with friends.

>>532135073
>Shaniqua
ayo hol up... i recognize that name from the pochie stress test...

Still trying to decide between dwarf mage or dwarf hunter. On the one hand I'm interested to try arcane mage, and the seeming lower interest in casters on epoch might be to my benefit. Hunter doesn't really get anything terribly exciting but a lot of quality of life stuff and of course I'd get the easy hunter leveling experience.

>>532134128
>Hard stuck on naxx 6 or so years after it came out
Checks out.
Yeshoes was the best tank you had, btw.

>>532135869
>WoW is a dogshit game
truthnuke

>>532135452
We won't be affected in the slightest

Hey uhhhh can someone explain the lore behind warlocks? Are they a secret society? Are they evil? Was the first warlock a mage outcast? Because the trainera are in a secret bar. They summon demons that they torture and control. They use magic but they're not mages.

Hmmm...

>>532135960
man i miss nost

What if you play both turtie and pochie... how will those people get affected?

>>532136617
Can't I have a jobie

>>532136218
Warlock lore is:
Every male warlock trains hard to summon a succubus
Every female warlock trains hard to summon a felhunter

>>532135960
>500 AFK stormwind fountain jumpers
uhhhh.. ok?

>healer waits until hes oom to drink
are they just jewish with their water or something?

>>532136218
why waste your time reading some gay magic books when you can sniff demon juices and get unlimited power?

>>532136794
Nobody ever offers me any, even if there's a mage I'm the one who has to ask.
So I have to bring my own and since it's MY money you can just sit down like a good little cuck and wait until I'm finished.

>>532118209
install a third party firefall and block connections you are not familiar with
install glasswire and check your connections constantly both uploads and downloads
no need for virtual machines or second pc
you're welcome

>>532137123
so jewish then, got it

>>532137123
for fucks sake, if there's a magie in your party you just fucking trade him and he will give you some

>>532135869
this but unironically
äōïyükï speaking the truth as usual

>>532136218
One day mister satan whispered to the highborn hey you know what's sick nasty? demon power, then the highborn used demonic power and almost destroyed the world and demon power was banned, then one day mister satan whispered to orcs hey you know what's sick nasty? demon power, and then the orcs used demonic power and invaded azeroth but were defeated. then people on azeroth saw that and said hey you know what's sick nasty? demon power. then they went crazy and the next people said okay let's not go crazy but we still want the demon power thus wow warlocks were born.

>>532137195
I'll install a virtual machine software to evade epoch multi-account ban. Hope that works.

>>532128723
It’s fine but at least say goodbye to the ones you were close to

>>532135254
is this accurate?

Aoiyuki won.

my kween just logged off...

class/ race spec for this feel?

>>532131260
>>5k players limit
Source?
Also, cute cope :')

Deca won.

>>532138153
White Male Human Holy Paladin

>>532138153
High Elf priest/paladin

aoiyuki just quit the guild and the discord....

>>532138471
So what?

>>532137491
This is what I was looking for. Now I understand. I also feel way superior to mages and priests now.

>>532136218
They were supposed to be kill-on-sight baddies, but 2003 Blizzard couldn't make it work for gameplay so now they're just purple mages.

>>532138471
I checked and he didn’t.
Shut up.

why has no server attempted a melee battlemage spec for mages or monk for priests?

>>532138843
>he

>>532137195
What's wrong with 2nd party (OS) firewall?

>>532135936
Yeshoes tanked AQ20 and complained about his threat being bad

>>532132471
god I miss finalflash and ogtucker, that was peak /wpsg/

>>532139075
>god I miss newfags

>>532139040
never works
check how many IP's the Host Process for Windows Services connects to in 30 minutes and shit brix

>>532139218
Windows is malware, sadly.

>>532132471
who are these people?

>>532135254
PvP changes alone blow turtdle the fuck out
Those carebears are so fucking insecure it's genuinely embarrassing to even look at

>>532135869
Maybe, problem is you dont have friends, which is why you have 5k hours in some obscure incel game.

>>532138932
CoA has monk. I think there was some wotlk memeserver that planned to add a sword enchanter style battlemage, but can't remember the name.

>a femgob
>a femwoggie
>and THREE femdead
uhmm... Azerotica population is actually based?

I am an autogynephile. Playing wow as a female character has been very helpful to me.
Ray Blanchard defined things like this as a "autogynephilic artifact", though video games are an unusual one.
Basically, allowing yourself to enjoy something autogynephilic, be it some specific piece of clothing or jewelry that you wear even as a male outside, or anything that can be inserted into your male identity in a social sense is a good vent and it is healthy for the autogynephile.
I haven't pretended to be a girl in games in many years now, but I always play female characters, and it somehow works for me.
Do notice how those hyper masculine guys who are suppressing any form of femininity are the ones who usually troon out, or at least that's what I gather from those random "before and after" pics floating online.
There is no known cure for autogynephilia, and total suppression will backfire on you. Therefore I highly recommend if you have it you accept it as a part of you, otherwise you might develop delusions that it is the whole of you, and you might do something stupid.

Epoch priest bros...

>three tanks
>three healers
Who is plapping who?

>>532141057
>elicia
>eliora

they're both trannies aren't they

>>532140385
You can erp as more than just an elf.

>>532140758
just remember to use prayer of mending on cooldown and keep it bouncing

>>532138471
ayuwoki

>>532138672
>>532138843
Aoifag posted that themselves for attention then switched their discord to invisible.

finally quality /wpsg/ discussing is back

>>532141057
dom fuutank -> sub elicia
dom waffle -> sub eliora
dom (i think this is) nureinul -> lonelydog
tanks dom the healers, it's unnatural the other way

Asalys posting hours...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPRzTGk5cDc
Can i do this in pochie?

epoch looks retarded desu

epoch looks interesting desu

it's also not fun to play

how come i can make a character right now on epoch? aren't the servers closed or what?

staying on troodle with my changs and my sisters, spare me with that ecuch retail lite shit

>>532142281
name reservation starts tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV1iH7XNXnI
Class and race in pochie for this feel?

>unironic chud getting told by an ironic jew
So that's how Epoch is going to fare, right?

>>532142464
so even if i create a character, when I press "complete" it won't really save my char then?

>>532141912
Remember though, we must buff Paladins until a RETard using one tenth of his toolkit is as strong as a pure dps.

>what if vanilla....with tbc talents!
so epoch is just tbc prepatch?

>>532142650
Both turtle and tbc nerfed reckoning, stop crying

>>532142706
it's worse than that they doubled the HP on shit and it's completely miserable to play

alright who wants to get in-game findommed<3

>>532142752
Reckoning was fine, retards who want to play paladin as a discount Arms warrior and expect to be viable are the problem.

>>532141706
Surprisingly agreeable post.

>>532143018
The damage in the video is not possible without reckoning, if you nerf reckoning and put damage elsewhere it doesn't make paladins that much stronger

>>532140746
Ok but I didnt need to know that?

>>532143206
i am gooner supreme i can tell who subs and doms and who should fuck at a glance

>>532141197
yes both are trannies, also I'm convinced that eliora is ahru in disguise

how do you deal with balanitis?

why did Deca get obsessed with Aoi? they have never interacted with each other before

>>532142862
ah yes the boomer retard logic of more hp = difficult

But that steam game was called last epoch how can there be another one

Daily reminder not to roll paladin or shaman, I called dibs

>>532143675
redpill me on eliora being ahru and why doesn't he play with holyhonkas anymore

>>532143615
I kneel...

Just made myself a new piece of chest armor.

>>532143018
isnt that just paladin in a nutshell? basically shitters who couldnt cut it as warrior and took the easy route

is undead paladin good for a first character?

>>532132724
For me it's the opposite, my bro levels as tank me as dps/heal hybrid. We do heaps of dungeons get pre-raid bis & once we're finally ready to raid at long last he quits out.
Happens every time, like i just want to do endgame content but the moment it turns into a raid group and he's not the center of attention/main talker on discord he loses interest.

Might have to just raid with strangers this time around, so many times we've done Molten Core/BWL and our core all quit come Ahn'Qiraj

>>532144578
Ooops

>>532144638
Warrior is not hard to play

>>532142609
if you press complete you get perma banned and your mom will die in her sleep tonight

>>532144897
no, but paladin still brings more to a group and has an easier time in virtually any situation

>>532142895
Honestly, i kinda look like this irl.

>>532144743
It's easy enough, but be aware that at least until later levels paladin has a reputation as a pretty boring class to play.

>>532145376
alright thanks i'll just role play by myself to make those low level grinds interesting

>>532143675
What convinced you of that?

>>532135960
one gorillion raid loggers whoa

>sent Elaynna ingame mail a few days ago
>still hasn't responded
...

I am 87 and going to finally buy glyphs for the first time! Then I will start questing past Binan Village in Kun-Lai and work my way up to the northern snowy regions.

>>532145938
sar, this is classic+ thread

>>532145291
50430?

>>532140746
I didn't expect to find such insight here, but interesting regardless. Do you draw a strict line between how you immerse yourself in WoW versus real life? Do you still get urges to act feminine in real life if you play WoW and are free to do girly things there?

>>532140746
>Do notice how those hyper masculine guys who are suppressing any form of femininity are the ones who usually troon out
No.

>been talking for a long time with someone
>think we have something going
>finally someone to love
>want to exchange selfies
>he doesn't reciprocate, instead "no way that is you lol i don't believe you"
why are men so stupid? what a waste of my time

>>532145719
I usually get a dungeon finder group for scholo or strath within 10 mins, lots of people in the open world competing for herbs & mining nodes. Bunch of people trading 'n world chat full of Raid pugging with guilds recruiting.
Players getting together for attunement/group quests

It's busy every day of the week
but yeah, raid loggers..

>>532144868
>Cleavage
>Midriff

This kills the dev troon

>>532146804
Pic related is me btw

>>532146804
Pic related is me btw

>>532146804
Elaynna...

>>532147182
cute

how do i unsubscribe from all the blogs being posted here like>>532146804

>>532146804
let me guess, you're trying to date an autistic retard from here or 4chan in general
that was your biggest mistake girl, none of these faggots are deserving of attention or love
you'll find a better man with real hobbies in the real world

I'm gonna roll a human prot warrior and never invite any paladins, unless they are healsissies.

>>532123549
raidloggers think 1-60 is just a minigame

Why is one of the TWow radios named LGBT?

>>532125523
as long as you aren't playing ret no, but it will be crowded hordeside and you'll have more competition for gear early on

>>532148634
Because you LOST lol

>be priest
>queue AB
>go LM
>MC the horde redditor off the cliff and cap
>levitate down to BS and cap while hordecuck is staring at stables
>levitate down to GM and cap while warlockcuck is walking up BS to recap
>go to BS
>make warlock twinkcuck chase me all the way to their base through farm
>escape by jumping over the waterfall cliff with levitate while my team cap both BS and farm

I have 147 IQ.

>>532148634
you lost the culture war

>>532148634
turtle niggas gay as fuck fr no cap

>>532126392
does we be getting a smooth epoch launch

>>532148604
is it a minigame.

>>532116276
I can't even imagine how much of a pussy you'd have to be, to not be able to just tell people no. It's not that serious lil bro

Five more sleepies until it's time to stomp a turty

>>532149463
Turties are afraid and unhinged, please show them some compassion anon.

>>532118350
i'm too lazy to set up a vm
>>532119660
you can say that but plenty of people feel the same way at least i'm willing to say it straight up (anonymously
>>532137195
dude i just wanna play some wow bro...

>>532149729
damn these niggas greedy

>>532148604
It is

nigga im mad geeked for that epoch joint been waitin on this move, hope they keep it solid and make that yard life feel real nahmean
got me thinkin back to hittin the showers showin folks some love on the tier no lie

>>532149729
nothing is even worth the money lmao

>>532149864
this guy is pretty cool

>>532149660
bitch ass nigga

I'm freaking PUMPED to do Deadmines with the bros!

>>532150025
i'm scared bro what if they hack everyone?

>>532149334
Obviously not, i can't think of the last time a private server had a smooth launch. Even established servers keep fucking up their launches, for some reason.

>>532150198
I'm not gonna try to convince you to play anywhere, but goddamn you're a fucking pussy anon. Stop filling this thread with your scaredy ass posts.

i just wanna play a gnome hunter
why can't epoch have gnome hunters
will i have to settle for a dwarf hunter

>>532150110
FUCKING KINO

>>532150363
Please help me sen-pai does everyone really go in raw? It sounds quite careless...

superwow is an actual virus, though

>>532150110
why do you even censor your name Lashendra

>>532149430
>>532149832
why are you playing vanilla

>>532150961
no it's not.

>>532151180
because retail sucks

>>532150110
I wish these faggots would play with warmode on, yet they never do, not a single one, why is that?

Still can't decide between Sub Rogue, Arcane Mage and Shadow priest.
Is Sub Ambush Rogue a selfgrief for a nice leveling experience in Epoch? It was kind of fun in Wotlk.

>>532150110
I know who you are.

so just how badly will Mommy Shenna ddos pochie on release? will it even be playable day 1?

>>532150374
turtle fixes this

>>532151803
>Leveling as a pvp spec
For what purpose?
Hemo is cool and all but combat is the go to leveling spec for a reason

>>532152283
Because I want to kill alliance cucks and farm xp from them. Is it possible with combat spec?

>>532152283
Isn't that just the warrior experience? Sub with a dip into ass(remorseless) is way more "rogue".

>>532151504
becasue someone would kill them and camp their body for hours if they posted here.

>>532151083
that's a black woman's name

>>532152369
Then go for it, combat is the fastest but going sub its not gonna gimp you that much

>>532152283
i don't care about leveling quickly, i only care about hurting other people. and i will continue to do so.

>throw weapon at a mob
>rogue/druid/shaman/paladin aggros the mob as it's coming to me
how to avoid aneurysm?

>>532152890
Yes, exactly.

>>532149729
>20 euro coins for a SINGLE bag
Their pricing is completely fucked, it's painfully obvious they're hard-targeting the clueless whales

>>532152439
doing a dagger leveling build is actually somewhat viable on epoch because you can decent leveling daggers as pvp reward

>>532150207
Tel'Abim launch was smooth

>>532153205
>tag mob
>somebody else tanks it for you
>get kill credit
What exactly is the issue

>>532153415
duh

>>532153426
>muh kill credits
it's a dungeon

>>532153539
you're a dungeon

>think about her
>cock gets hard
i still love her, even though we said goodbye...

>>532153539
nonny? your taunt?

alternatively, just intentionally let the DPS die and that'll be his lesson not to pull aggro from you during the pull

>>532153205
I can't be bothered to post it yet again but don't waste too many resources trying to tank the priority target, mark a caster and let the dps handle it on their own. Maybe throw a taunt after s few seconds plus stun once it wears off.

I only bother trying to build aggro on skull in small pulls or if I have rage leftover from last pull

EU times have faster queues, but the groups are far, far worse

>>532152283
because sneaking around stonetalon, evading swarms of enemies while sapping niggas and nuking them is peak rogue fun?

MAKE
THE
GUILD
MAKE
THE
'CORD
NOW

>>532154230
i'm not talking about the fights themselves. i'll be trying to pull a pack away from patrols or nearby packs, and inevitably somebody will make it stop along the way

im making it, give me a few hours.

>>532154296
!!! <The Mission> !!!

>>532154382
warning 1:
>"please dont aggro or attack mobs as im pulling them. thanks"

warning 2:
>*let the DPS tank the mob, dont taunt or even attempt to get aggro*

warning 3:
>*instakick and blacklist*

>>532154296
!!! <four chins> !!!

>>532154812
Noooooo!

>>532154296
!!! <Soldiers of Fortune> !!!

>>532154296
!!! <PLAP> !!!

<SORRY FOR WHAT> is recruiting on EPOCH, rules:
>you will not be ashamed of the size of your dick (specially when it's such good size and all)
>you will pull on it so hard it will rip the skin
>you will be happy to teach your guildmates how to not rip the skin by using someone elses mouth

I will make <four chins> guild on release of the server and discord too, stay tuned.

>>532154382
Let the group know you're LOS pulling and if they pull aggro but don't run to your spot its their problem now.

>>532155167
This! i'm joining

I really right be the only male Troll in turtle

>>532155167
>you will not be ashamed of the size of your dick

>>532153539
Then let him get the shit beaten out of him so he learns better?

>>532155167
this is the guild i want

THIS FUCKING GUY JUST SAID HE NEVER HAD A TOON IN THIS ZONE

WHY DID HE QUEUE FOR THE FUCKING DUNGEON

>>532156113
just sum me bro

>>532154296
Alright I did it, you can join now. Don't forget to setup your nickname as your ingame name
https://discord.com/invite/FEHURvzPwT

>>532154296
<Pochie the Rock>

how do I make it so party chat makes a sound, like whispers do?

anyone on epoch playtest check if you can strafe backstab?

so when approximately is this guy getting to BFD?

>>532152369
I'm still going combat for pvp leveling, stealth won't be as useful but I'll win most fights with riposte.
Then at mid/late 30s i can respec to sub for proper pvp tools since you can get prep and even premed at 39

>>532156343
I'm too scared to open that

>>532156992
>10 min menethil
>10 min wait for boat + ride
>15 min walking down to bfd
around 35 min

>>532157137
jesus christ

he was in stormwind when the queue popped. isnt there a boat to darkshore and then a quick swim?

>>532156343
>IP grabber

>>532157268
correct

>>532154058
name?

>>532157137
He needs to cross Dustwallow Marsh, 3/4 of the barrens and half Ashenvale, no way that takes him 15 minutes.

>>532157393
wasn't there a boat from menethil to auberdine? or was that a later expansion?

>>532157372
Aoiyuki

>>532157579
That was in the original vanilla, in turtle that boat goes to Stormwind.

>>532147806
filter "why are men"

<SORRY FOR WHAT>
https://discord.gg/zQBWxHGW

>>532156343
I'm not playing turtie, I'm sorry Ms. Tranny

>>532157372
>>532157625
Kill yourselves ASAP, it's embarrassing to even look at.

>>532154296
< EPOCHMAQUE >

>>532154058
>think about her
>cock gets hard
that's really not what love is

>>532157169
source? she cute

>>532157372
Elicia
>captcha SOS4Y

>first week if epoch
>forsaken is composed 80% of undead paladins

>first week of epoch
>dwarfs are composed 80% of shamans

>first week of epoch
>gnomes are composed 80% of onaholes

what happened to Alilandra.......

>>532158490
oh yeah? explain what love is then, stupid faggot nerd

>first week of epoch
>trolls are composed 80% of spics

>>532158985
I don't have to know what it is, to know what it's not

inb4 this guy who didn't even think of the proper way to get to this continent before queuing for the dungeon end ups being the best healer I ever had

>>532159457
Did he make it?