Male Human Warrior Edition
Epoch in 5 days
>Upcoming ServersProject Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July
WotLK5Man - https://wotlk5.com/ August 8th
>Released ServersAzerotica - https://azerotica.net
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)
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>Guilds<Empty Sun Isolation> - Epoch, crossfaction, whisper Notma
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone
>EpochAddons:
https://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns
>TurtleVanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app
>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX
>Previous Thread>>532039137
Epoch is too hard, my party couldn't clear Deadmines. I'm going back to turtle
Epoch is too hard, I couldn't clear Jasperlode Mines. I'm going back to turtle
Official V+ Tierlist
>Agartha
VVALLKRAFT
>Atlantis
Vanillaplus
>Modern jewmany
Epochud
>Amerimuttia
Troondle
>Weimar
Br*nzeb**rd, C*nquest of Azeroth, Azeroth at War, Sod of Sodomia, x-expansion-5man.
I will be playing Nelfie druid (plap/plapee interchangable spec) on Epoch!
brown blessed for brown people on brown server
So all these "pugs" spam in the world chat means ANYONE can join a raid and just do it for fun and need ehatever loot he needs? Whether it's the insectoid hive raid or Naxx?
NEW WORLD OF WARCRAFT PSERVER
-Murlocs replaced with Chad Muska
-Instead of mounts you're riding skateboards, bmx and shopping carts since lv1
-Instead of grinding boar livers you will be pulling off skate combos
-Spells are replaced with skate tricks
(Instead of mortal strike, warriors do a 360 christ air, mages now summon massive halfpipes instead of portals)
-You can grind on every single part of the map
-Skate combos will earn you as much xp as a couple of fetch quests
-Every racial capital is replaced with a gigantic skatepark
RAID CHANGES:
-Blackwing Skatepark
2nd boss replaced with corrupted Tony Hawk, performs a 900 of doom that makes a random guy blow up after a delay
-Molten Mega Ramp
Ragnarosk8 the Lit
The players gets knocked back into lava unless they time an ollie to avoid it.
-Zul-Jackass
Bam the Blood God.
Summons rails that players have to grind or die.
Randomly incapacitates players for the jackass stunt.
-The Onysk8 Lair
She cannot skate, has been manipulating Anduin into banning skating. The boss fight remains the same.
-AQ20 is now The Halfpipe of Madness, AQ40 is now The Temple of Sick Combos
C'thun has been replaced with C'thollie, who skates on each of his tentacles. Players pulling off the same tricks will all be shot with an eyebeam
-Naxxramps
The final boss is now Kel'Thrasher
THE SERVER WILL BE SHADOWDROPPED AN HOUR BEFORE EPOCH
choose your path carefully...
Tomorrow is name reservation day, make sure you leave mine alone
>>532116084>BM hunter highest damage specWe can't stop winning dogfucker bros!
what class should i play on epoch wpsg bros
>>532116189gladiator male human warrior
Remember the holy rules of us, the loony troony 4channy race
>ERP
Holy, divine, what WoW is for!
>Grooming
Sacramental, our divine doctrine, cuties need to troon and loon out like us!
>Doggie dickies
Holy, holy, HOLYYYYY!!!!!
>Reaction times, parses, playing the game, bosses that last more than 20s, more than 1 mechanic bosses
Evil, satanic, nazi, fascist, retoilet, bad, BAD!!!!
>Wall
Our arch enemy
>No belfie/dranny
NO! FUCKING! PLAY!!!
Remember the holy rules of /wpsg/, never forget the divine commandments and fight against those that oppose ERP.
Tomorrow I become Asalys.
I really want to play as a feral druid on pochie, but I'm too much of a solo autist and I'm afraid that I'll be constantly asked to tank dungeons during leveling, and at the cap, as I heard, ferals are not considered for the role of DPS at all.
Therefore, most likely I'll have to play as a hunter, just so that no one bothers me and I just press buttons (with the mouse) and calmly sit somewhere in the last lines of DPS, literally on the verge of not being kicked from the raid (if I even level up to them)
>>532116171Sure. I have a list of 20+ names. If I don't get one or two of those I'll be upset.
why are pservers scared of a level cap higher than 60 so they just make shitty raids where the sets are barely upgrades
>still cant name 3 criticisms of epoch
shills pls at least try..
>>532116234Truth nuke, us girlies and out sissy simps won!!
>>532116234Yeah, no belfs and draebaes is an automatic "no thank you" from me.
Can anyone prove to me that Project Epoch isn't just another FRESH grift from Crogge/Shenna/WK et al?
>>532116234did the epoch guys ever explain why no belves ro drae
>>532116716Anti loony troony.
it isn't called epochud for nothing, kiddo.
>>532116716troon bait races
>>532115247>easy bosses with a dozen mechanics isn't retailSlop opinion from a slop poster. It rhymes.
>no high elves
>bosses take a minute to kill instead of 30 seconds
>no custom thighhigh socks
>No pride representation during June
Why are we playing this shit again sisters? Turtle is better
Dual spec is a bad thing because it destroys your RPG character identity. You should choose one path and stick to it.
>>532116716Muh vanilla purity spiral despite the fact that vanilla at it's base is already lore rape of Warcraft 3.
>>532117179>troonie loonie hiding behind muh lorepathetic, you will NEVER get your gooner elves, tranny
>>532117179pserver that prevents male night elves from being priests and female night elves from being druids when
It's nice to wake up and see people are finally coming to their senses about Epoch. Remember to sign up for tomorrow's raid!
asking again for the shenna shills that run this general
Can anyone prove to me that Project Epoch isn't just another FRESH grift from Crogge/Shenna/WK et al?
>>532117279Brother I have been waiting for more than a decade for a server that has the balls to do that .
>>532116276>but I'm too much of a solo autist and I'm afraid that I'll be constantly asked to tank dungeons during levelingJust name your character some derivative of moonkin and you'll stop getting asked to tank
You'll stopped getting asked to join groups all together but you can't have everything
>>532117362>prove a negativeretard
ally or horde pvp hunter for turtle, i don't plan to raid and i will just grind rank
>>532117575>troondledead in few days
I HATE TRANSPORTS
I HATE TRANSPORTS
I HATE TRANSPORTS
>>532117279Don't forget warlocks being allowed in Darnasus or night elf and the forsaken not being their own factions.
>>532117575you had years to play turtle, why do you suddenly want to play it a week before it dies
Does epoch have a pvp server?
>>532117279VVall fixes this
>>532117741because i'm a v+ player, want to do pvp and saw turtle has tents that make it a 2x server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNz026pZP84&list=RDMM&index=11
this starts playing every time my male human aryan paladin flattens another shitskin no shoe nigger
Why does classic WoW attract so many racists anyway
>>532117923it reminds of the better times, when subhumans didn't have internet access and everyone you played with was white
Just split my dick and call me Caitlin!
I won't be playing because I'm scared of .exe from the internet
>>532118209Do NOT download SuperWoW.dll
>>532117867If you want to do pvp stay the fuck away from turtle and play epoch, you can even level to 60 just doing battlegrounds
>>532118209virtual machine it or use a second pc if you're unironically paranoid (i am too but then i realize i could also just get hit by a plane or something at any point in time so w/e yolo)
>>532117942>AI slop post praising EpochGood evening saar
>>532117519should be pretty easy to do, Vanilla+ and Turtlewow shared custom quests, custom shop etc but the real proof was that they were both registered to the same place in Cyprus
>>532118253Is the PVP gear even good?
I saw they mentioned you could buy pvp gear during the entire lv 1 - 60 range but typically PVP gear has stat tax due to having resilience on it.
>>532117923jajas and chinks are naturally racist and have no cucked whiteys/jews to berate them
I have never successfully kicked a Skeram arcane explosion it's simply too fast for me
>>532118421for real though, keytotes even said they dont want anymore people because it grew way too much, why would they want indians and bots bringing more people?
>>532118448V+ got ddos to shit, then "shenna graciously took it off their hands" and the DDOS stopped.
That's why they shared a cash shop, as soon as that yid got "her" mitts on it, instantly added the cash shop.
I'm making a guild.
https://strawpoll.com/mpnb16GLQy5
Vote.
What class/race combo do I pick for a cute brown troon epoch gf?
"I wish my server only had like 1000 players" is the most retarded statement since "this game has too much content"
>>532118547She also added a 1 minute cooldown to the global chats 'to prevent spam' meaning you couldnt post in Trade/World more than once a minute, not both of them once a minute but either of them once a minute. It was very coordinated. I think Shenna always had her hands in it though.
Anyway, I went and looked at Epoch wow and it doesn't look like a shenna/WK grift however it looks like a retarded gummy grift - the website is registered in Canada through a relatively public registrar. The website registration expires in a few months after being registered first in 2021. This private server is going to be shut down relatively quickly.
>>532118846>brown troon epoch gfIs it me?...
>>532118932they're Canadian? that's it, I'm out
i'm making an undead paladin
>>532118932Gummy is too autistic and lazy to make a custom content server, pretty safe to say it's not him
>>5321189141000 players is too much. i don't care how many players my server has I just need enough people to group content while leveling.
any new fun private servers that are custom?
>>532119116you have no idea how MMOs work, wild
>>532119308i'm not a game dev so yea
>>532118757I'm making my own guild.
https://poal.me/rsno0e
Vote.
>the virgin Undead Paladin for le epic new class combo xDDDD
>the gigachad Undead Warrior for the racials swap
we are not the same
>>532119415>>the gigachad Undead Warrior for the racials swapexplain?
>>532118757<Pochie the Rock>
>>532116084Playing Enha because it's the golden mean
>>532119461???????????????????
undead warriors are fantastic thematically but their racials suck. epoch lets you change racials
>>532118209You people are so fucking retarded.
>>532119107at this point it's very obvious there is money to be made in creating a FRESH grift that goes no-where, tons of whales will join and spend money in donations to get ahead early regardless of if you actually plan to have the server last more than a month or two - the point is that you have to make it look like thousands of people are interested and the whales will come to flaunt.
The private server dev community is too small for some literal who nobody server to explode this hard on the scene without being involved with the rest. If the devs of this were legit how haven't they acknowledged the toes they're stepping on? They could've contacted Atlantiss who I'm willing to bet would've hosted them and helped them. Literally anyone who competes against turtle wow will be DDOSed, this server is supposedly okay with thousands in queue and are expecting thousands in queue etc. This is all just to create hype for a grift and they have gotten exceptionally efficient at it.
>>532118757<Pochie Amigas y Trans Chicas>
>>532119760I need a trans chica for my white human male paladin
>>532119745>Literally anyone who competes against turtle wow will be DDOSedtruthnuke
wouldnt having tbc talents smashed into classic make the game crazy bursty?
>>532120531everything has been rebalanced supposedly, we'll see.
>>532120531>wouldn't adding 2000 quest rewards make the game crazy easy?
>>532120730>Leveling is... LE HARD!Is this apex loony troony 4channy takes?
>>532120730>Isn't the game already easy?
>>532117362Could be. Like devs of uwow do it by opening new freshes every year with different names but with the same scripts.
>>532120531yes, but every mob has 2x the health now.
how are turtle troons not bored of crying yet?
>>532120531 unironically mobs have a lot more HP. for some reason the devs decided that leveling should be a challenge. I wish I was shitposting.
>>532120862Not every mob, it starts scaling at some point until it gets to x2, I don't remember the specific levels.
>>532120842what does the u stand for?
Unlimited?
>>532120951>yfw RFK is more overtunned and harder than Scholo
weird...I don't see anything about the Lich King in either Turtle or Epoch's roadmaps...
stinky musky rapey male worgens...
The ultimate list of which races bew should be in which faction
Alliance:
>High Elf, Draenei, a furbait race of your choice (preferably Vulpedos), and those faggot dragons from retail to concentrate all the faggots and trannies in one faction
>Tauren also defect to the Alliance
Horde:
>Ogres, Goblins, Dark Iron Dwarves
Team Based:
>Male Humans and Male Dwarves
>>532121112naxxramas, retard
>>532120842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AarMtdA6kKI
Like look at this AI shit
>>532121350Not even trying lmao
I haven't showered for 3 months and didn't shave in years, no, decades...
I have become the stinky musky barely sentient worgen.
>>532121350>Dot biz>DOT BIZI can't, do they also have a crypto?
>>532121112The Forsaken Fight a 3 front war, human alliance remmants supplied from Stormwind, scarlet pockets, and Scourge.
They also have an internal cultural struggle betwen crazy undeads and dudes who happen to be cursed with undeath.
If you ask me, they should be genocided again. It's a wasted front and horde efforts should retreat to Stonard / Hinterlands.
>>532121350I wish it was real
>>532121235elaborate on the dark irons in the horde
>>532119597Technically they are good now that Epoch gave every race a weapon skill. With undead getting the best warrior weapon skill being swords.
Only better one I can think of being gnome since you get sword skill + escape artist and don't have to be burdened with playing an actual gnome.
>>532121731Too based to be in the Alliance.
>>532120951>>532120862Why would you do this?
>>532121731pic related explains it very well
im playing undead paladin, pure sovl
>>532121731Horde=non whites
DARK iron? How white you think someone fucking called DARK iron is gonna be, retard?
>>532115718 (OP)male humans are so fucking ugly
Can i be a tauren rogue on Epoch?
>>532122089beautiful, rubenesque
troons to the left of me
fake chuds to the right
here I am
stuck in this shithole with you
>>532121253do we fight the Lich King in Naxxramas?
>>532121235The Horde is the diversity brown lgbt furry faction, so all the furries can go there, even the worgen. The Alliance is fine with Humans, Dwarves and Gnomes.
>>532122161no only rogue with tauren racials
>>532122513How come undead paladins are a thing?
That's not very vanilla like.
>>532122330no, he just sends few bugs against your raid trying to save the ass of his right hand man kel'thuzad
>>532122695We're vanilla+... but not TOO vanilla+ haha!
>>532122695because it's epic
>>532121350this looks amazing.
>>532121852Questions many people are asking the epoch devs daily in the discord.
some of their choices are real head scratchers.
Like redoing dungeons, adding quests, adding smaller world bosses into leveling zones so people group up and take them out cool.
increasing the pool of like average mobs you need to kill x of to do a quest. I've got no clue why they think that would be a good idea.
like it's suddenly going to be more interesting to kill 50 venture co goblins if i need to drink more between pulls.
>>532122695The undead humans of Lodareon who were once paladins.. just forgot how to be a paladin
>but the holy lightSomehow they can be priests but not paladins
>>532122972Buffing bears is also a head scratch moment.
Not fixing paladin scaling is also confusing.
Refusing to give paladin and warrior defense into AP/SP is also insane.
>>532121350> they deleted the most laced comment about the guy who played on uwow with the server author and was kicked for making a mistake in the meta rotation in m+
>>532123039Lordaeron I'm phoneposting
>>532122695Same reason we had undead priests.
>>532122972Yes, they just could make x0.5 at this point, same thing.
Is improved faerie fire enough to warrant a spot? I want to go druidman. I'm white too if that matter.
Undead Paladins are kino.
>>532123178>kicked for making a mistake in the meta rotation in m+They did? That's why that server suck ass.
>>532123232>>532123039canonically undead priests are shadow priests in 99.9999999% of cases
>>532123367Canonically no one would care if you stopped breathing today
I WILL FUCKING EAT CORPSES AS PALADIN AND YOU WILL NOT STOP ME
>>532122972How are those things even bad?
>>532123334>posts a bunch of undead warriorsretarded?
undead warriors are kino though, I agree and will play one on epoch
There are quests explaining the lore behind Forsaken Paladins on Epoch.
>>532123367Then should've blocked them from being able to play holy and disc. Canonically they can still call for the holy light, it's just also painful for them since they can feel themselves rotting.
>>532123367canonically all those priests could cast holy spells if they wanted to and some do, but canonically it's really painful so they don't besides the risen scarlet crusade mobs and sir zeleik.
>>532123723>fan fictionLMFAO!
since youre all quitting turtle for epoch can i have your gold?
>>532117942this is what forced soul looks like
>>532123584>swings big ass axe>arms fall offThat's how I see undead warriors
Will epoch have 2v2 arenas? If so which combos are looking to be the strongest?
Will you take me on your raid, mister rl? I am a newbie priest.
>>532123723>Scarlet Crusade paladins unknowingly serve a demon so they think their cause is righteous and thus they can use the Light>undead paladins willingly follow someone who openly has a demon as second in command, there is no way to justify this so they absolutely should not be able to use Lightcan't wait to see the "lore" excuse Epoch made up
>>532124000I don't invite loony troony demons, /ignore.
>>532123862Anon, itโs all fictional.
>>532124000I don't let female toons into my raids begone
>>532124000Sure you have a raid spot right on top of my Tauren Warriorโs cock as his sleeve.
>>532124000are you me?
checked
I mean when retail has demon paladins. does it really matter anymore?
Anyone can use the light if they feel hard enough apparently.
your first mistake was caring about the lore of a warhammer fanfic
>>532124000I only take femdwarf priests with the braids that spin to my raids.
>>532124231nobody cares about retail marvelslop
>>532124231>fan fictionLMFAO!
I want to join the wpsg guild but I've ZERO interest in ERP or channeling anything sexual via ig. I just want to have fun with some bros, playing my male Human Hunter.
Is this allowed? Will I make friends?
>>532124441What about pandas?
>>532124641Kys straggot, we fuck cute troons and ERP while raiding on private servers
>>532124654They are cool and canon (wc3).
>>532124654pandas are wc3 content
>pandas
They're cool
>undead paladins
...hold on
>>532124641just wait for release and see if any guild ends up forming, everything you see here is shitposting.
>>532124938Canonically pandas predate the forsaken
>>532124641same boat, but fuck alliance, not playing them again
>>532123876>0 repliesreally speaks volumes about how much faith people have in the server lol
>>532125185>gibs me dat handout>no response>DID YOU HEAR ME, GIBS ME DATCalm down Jamal
>>532124071>golden age blizzard fiction>some random zoomer's fictionhmm
>>532124641it helps to roll a non-sexual race like male gnome
>>532125185I'm selling it.
>>532125185go be a poorfaggot somewhere else nigger
>>532125271you only think wc3 was good because you were about 12 when you played it
If Turtle adds draenei, ogres and pandas in the next patch, it's over.
>>532125185>3 insta seethe replies
>>532125185>gib memonies or reprort u huehuehuehuehuehuhuehuehuehuehuehuehueuhehueNo.
Do not trouble us White Men any longer.
Begone, brown boy.
>>532124938>PandasLoony troony likey goony!!!
>Undead palachudsLoony troony can't goony!!! LOONY TROONY ANGWY!!!
>>532125271As if anyone is taking whatever epoch does as canon. It's their take on the vanilla world and lore, it will never be canon. Same like turtle, no one takes whatever turtle added as canon, still it's fun to see their take on the lore.
Bros.
Paladin is gonna be a bad choice isn't it? I just want to tank dungeons...
>>532125185This!
I want 1000 gold for the epic nelf mount!
@Lashendra
>>532125509Canonically blizzards story isn't that good
>>532125523It will be the best aoe tank for sure, doubt it will be a bad choice.
>>532125523It's a good AoE tank, you'll get hard filtered in raids because you are playing a 2shotty meme that retards think is saved by will of the shitcropolis.
>>532123974double dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsDiYQ7qcFc
>>532125185this post upsets the hive
What does warlock havr on pawchie to deal with bladestorming?
>>532125730just kite the warrior :^)
Epoch is my first ai slop pserver, what am i in for?
People when they actually play the game:
>ANY ORANGES?
>share quest pls
>DROP HEAD BUFF PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
>CAN SOMEONE DROP A TENT
People when they talk about the game:
>I am going to play on 0.5x XP with no rested XP!
>I will get the cartographer title!
>I will turn off instant quest text, and read every quest out loud, in race-appropriate voices!
>>532125730tank the bs and then just rape him as usual?
>>532125578Yeah, and it's only going downhill, still it's the canon story. I'm sure everyone draws the line at some expansion for whatever they consider canon or even world of warcraft at all. Like current retail isn't wow anymore for me, but officially is the wow canon story.
>>532125509>still it's fun to see their take on the loreuh...no it's not, I don't find reading broken english translations of millennial russian stories to be that much fun
>>532125783Lots of brown people, high chance it won't last longer than two months so don't get emotionally invested, touch up on your Spanish if you plan on pugging
>>532125271Warcraftโs story was never that great.
first tranny to send his erp logs here will get my last 1k turtle gold as i will be moving to epoch
>>532125921>touch up on your Spanish if you plan on puggingno problem at all, I have been playing stormforge a while now
>>532125783So this is how desperate turtle troons are huh
>>532125998not troon and never played turtle, turtles sound gay
>>532125965and you're a nigger
>>532126128why are you seething, trannie?
>>532126180because you're brown, and tranny your dad
>>532125783epoch has no AI, turtle has AI all over the website lol
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md5: 36f55cb148353f5229b9208a533b362d
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This general finna get wild within the next 5 days
Tel'Abim is poppin off bros!
>>532126362>epoch has no AIthey handed crafted 2000 quests?
>>532126180>trannie>>532126305>and tranny your dadWatching two brown ESLs fight while both pretending to be white genuinely always makes me laugh.
>>532126456what do you think took them 5 years of development?
>epog around the corner
>fmc has 3 signups for mc in 2 days
EPOCHUDS WON
TOTAL TRANNY DEATH
How do i get a group of Helf girls+ do fucking rail me all over tavern basements across eastern kingdom? (Human male warlock)
Not even joking.
>>532125685How many spots for tanks are there in raids? I don't really want to dps as a ret
>>532126584/w Asalys and Elicia
>>5321266192 and then you conscript brownies as ot's on demand
>>532126516Nobody is signed up for any of the other raids either.
>>532126457Most Europeans are esl, but it's okay, no one expects a retarded mutt to know that.
>>532126693I'm never gonna tank am I....?
>>532126821this
GERMANY NUMBAยฐ1
>>532126821I've never seen a European with English that bad under the age of 50, you are not white.
>>532126858just make your own guild
Why is calling Epoch ai slop so offensive? nothing wrong with using ai to slop out thousands of quests and textures etc. Embrace the slop.
>>532126858why not?
just do it, most plate tards are going to be chuuni dps anyway
im convinced esls know how to speak the language, they just choose not to do it well. kinda like how the french know english but only speak french anyways
>>532126693>OT >BrowniesDelusional, your MT is orange. Your OT is orange too and he plays cat when he isn't actively tanking. For the one big aoe boss you have one of them bring their alt paladin.
Brownie is a fucking turd as OT, paladin is even worse.
>>532126858Lol. Lmao. The real reason tanks are so scarce is because as soon as you hit level 60 the amount of content you can do instantly dwindles down to dungeons and shitty pugs.
>>532127002You have never seen a European in your entire life stupid mutt
>>532126794>Nobody is signed up for any of the other raids either.because waffle is a fucking retard that spams signups with wrong times and doesn't know how to edit or delete them
I sometimes larp as esl to troll people
>>532127167the French should learn Arabic, it's fun watching those smug cunts decline
>>532127215look tard, with buffed content furfags and pinkies are not going to tank shit outside of dungeons
>>532127291>>532127167It's how we girls pretend to be stupid so penis havers can let their guard down.
>>532127397My gf's penis is bigger than mine though
>>532127335should I make a warrior instead?
my current guild thinks i'm indian because i always type like an esl
>>532127167i'm convinced retards who screech 'esl' at the first grammar mistake are people projecting
I like typing like an American high school valley girl despite being an eastern euro slav.
Everyone arounds me loves it!
>>532127335>Buffed content>Buffed the best tank (bear)>B-B-BUT BROWN WILL BE VIIIIABLEEEEE!!!!Lol, lmao. Funny little widdle guy.
>>532127335somebody didn't get the note about TBC talents
will there be a spot for me as a ret chad on epoch?
>>532127880there is one (1) returd slot per optimized raid, how are you going to market yourself over the 2000 other returds?
>>532127335Post tbc parses I beg of you I need to laugh at your tank "expertise".
>>532127870He is likely going to cry about muh crushing blows or some equally insane shit because he doesn't grasp what is the issue with brownoids in tbc.
i'm playing undead paladin and you can't stop me
>>532127880Not in my groups
>>532127767Same except I speak like a nigger from Atlanta. Sometimes like a nigger from Florida. Americans dislike it though.
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>>532125858>I'm sure everyone draws the line at some expansion for whatever they consider canon or even world of warcraft at all.Maybe a decline in quality was inevitable when the people writing shift seats so often.
I'd say for me personally it was legion, I think they spent the last of the good plot threads from warcraft 3 when they brought back Illidian and had his story do a mirror moment with Maiev.
That's probably why they rehired metzen, even though he's not the same guy as he was in 1999, having him try to plan the next 3 story beats is probably more coherent than what they've been up to post legion, maybe even post cata being honest.
>>532127880yes. we need that 3 crit
>>532116234i love wall and I'm a tranny
>>532128171No one cares about the WoW story dumb loretranny. That's why Epoch won, we made our own lore using AI
>>532127253No itโs because people are done with Turtle and FMC
>>532128294>No one cares about the WoW story dumb loretranny.Not anymore yeah.
>>532128198tank can bring that desu
If you cared about the lore you wouldnโt have played on Turtle.
I wonder if the guys that helped me out on turdle would get mad and feel betrayed if I were to quit for pochie. I'm just starting to realize that turtle is actually ass. If pochie is ass too I'll just not play WoW. I feel so bad for ditching you guys...
>>532127636it's all about winning the argument at any cost
>>532127167dead ass bro why would I proof check my work on 4chan post?
why are insecure people looking for approval even on their wow class choice
>>532128981same reason you are seeking approval
I need a brown troon to cum in daily while leveling on pochie
>>532128981because they're insecure.
>>532127167I just write whatever as long as is fast and carry the meaning. Isn't like if I were writing a serious parer or something.
>>532127167Nah it's a trick if write with good punctuation use and the proper tense, people just call you an AI you cannot win.
>>532128981>why are insecure people insecure
>>532129357>brown girl can't resist BWCBlizzard knows
Need curvy body mods for my nelfie holy priest in Epoch, will be exclusively healing dungeons in healing spec and kick any retard who is "tanking" in his DPS spec. Also is there any RP addon for Epoch?
>>532129357Officially yes, retoilets love this thing.
I think I'll just stick to turtle, thanks anyway.
>>532129357What's wrong with this?
>>532128171Metzen seems more of a marketing tool than anything else, retail lore is still garbage that no one will remember the next expansion. And if Metzen is actually leading and making changes then imagine how ridiculous the original TWW would've been.
>>532128723Half of turtle anons are jumping ship to Pochie or Azerotica. The other half are mazed raidlogging or ERPing, donโt worry about them.
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>>532129938but im playing on epoch tho
>>532128981things always work out better if you just play what you really want
>>532129950Garrosh trooned out
>>532129357Looks exactly like the 14 year old scholar that stabbed a random white grandma to death in Canada the other day.
>>532130002or maybe metzen was never actually good
>>532130174His body, his choice.
Fuck that true Horde thing anyway.
>>532130174She is no garrosh.
>>532129465Here's your 7 honor points, and now it's time for you to corpse run next the guy you one-shot with multiple cds
Wondering how the BG leveling is balanced me
They say 1 pvp kill = one quest completion
That sounds busted
>>532130332I deeply apologize for deadnaming xer, should I call xer Garrosha?
>>532130025We will not be playing together
>>532130546You shouldn't besmirch the name of our noble WARchief with that peace cuck h*man.
She is even a disgrace to the, may the elements forgive me for saying this word, L*thar line.
WHY THE FUCK
AM I CONSTANTLY FUCKING OUT OF MANA
IN GOD DAMN BATTLEGROUNDS
ON FUCKING TURTLE
?????
I CAN'T EVEN PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
AND MY GEAR IS FUCKING INSANE SICKASS BLUES FROM DUNGEONS WITH SPIRIT AND ALL THAT SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO
>>532130482this is just going to lead to kill trading on a massive level
>>532130552>>532130025ROLEN EN WARMANE CARAJO
>>532130482>Group with 5 friends, all of us with 4 toons (10h, 10a)>Go into BG>Have alt on follow, park enemy toons in the graveyard>Corpse camp>Skyrocket in levels>Do the same on the opposite way so we can bring our toons to the next bracket>Level 60 in like, 3hOHohohoho I get why they ban multiboxxing/multiple accounts now :^)
>>532130713troondle meltie
>>532130748no this will lead to horde getting 10 level ups for free within a day and then waiting for a week until the alliancecucks catch up to the next bracket
>>532130641she isn't human, look at it's ears
>>532128001well, im the main character you see and the only one who thinks that
>>532131020All pigskins look the same to me.
Lok'tar ogar.
>epoch wants to implement spell power scaling to retribution
>Add specific gear for retribution and prot instead of adding an ap to sp talent like enhance has
>Enhance equipment having spell crit because they want to force their retarded spellweaving playstyle. Good luck spell weaving with flurry up while dual wielding
I don't feel too good poochie bros
>>532127702but I want to aoe farm as a paladin
>>532131083It's skin looks more like of an orc though
>>532131105>Buffs bear threat with on hit procs>Add fAP to all weapons>Doesn't add def to AP/SP for paladin and tank brown>Buffs all dps across the board anywayshohohoho :*)
Can't wait for you retarded coping losers to crawl back to Turtle after less than a week KEK
Screencapping your retarded posts btw for when it happens
Also
>5k players limit
Literal poorfag server
Fitting since the average Eflop shill is brown as shit
>>532115973Turtle? Be careful, usally they reserve half the loot table
>>532130713uhm our panel of class experts perfectly balanced the game sweaty
>>532131190you aren't going to farm shit with double hp mobs
>>532131248Bear is going to be hit with a big nerf and I'm going to laugh at everyone who rolled druid
>>532131190>>532131306>Double HP mobs>Pathing changed in lashers>Probably diseases/manadrain/over population added to normal mob farming spots>Likely made strat packs elite fiestasThey've said they don't want you to farm instances solo, btw.
I can ensure you the only way to get gold will be to mine/herb like.a good cucky because everyone is gonna have alchemy.
kinda glad im not playing epoch since i play bear anyways and its just gonna be saturated with fotm meta tards
>>532131306do mobs really have double hp?
>>532131408That orange furry class gets away with it every fucking time and we both know that anon.
>>532131535well maybe not literally double but lot more and better mitigation and higher damage
>Green eyes thinking they're on the same level as blue eyes
just like real life
>>5321311052h enha might be better than dual wield. On top of better spell weaving, slow 2h avoids WF ICD, and they buffed 2h WF such that it gets 36% proc chance. Presumably, dual wielding no longer has a hidden WF proc chance bonus.
>>532131459>I can only play a spec when I can feel like a special snowflakeI'll genuinely never get people like this. Do you actually like the class itself or the feeling you get because you think it makes you unique?
>>532131652Muh unique>>>Class
>>532131628Is warrior really gonna have that much of an advantage over paladin? does warrior get any AoE threat tools like better thunderclap?
>>532131652i think you might be projecting. i simply dont want to have to compete for a spot with a trillion other people playing the spec
>>532131449Oh wait yeah I'm not playing gaypoch. Dual spec is gonna be 1k and gold farming is gonna be cucked? No ful allowed: the server. Fuck they dirty asses.
>>532131535not all, if I remember right at some level threshold it will be increased up to x2 to be balanced with the tbc talents or some shit.
>want to play tank
>have to play as one of the three most overplayed classes
>can never get a raid spot as a tank
>forced to compete against a thousand other brownies and pinkies as they try to get a raid spot as dps
Guess I'm donning the dress once I hit 60
>>532131814The majority of players on private servers are so bad that you shouldn't be worried about competing as long as you have a brain that can function slightly and you don't click your spells.
>>532132053>tanks are one of the most overplayed classes>90% of those players will want to be dpsYou'll be fine
>>532132173thats sounds good but theres really no way to distuinguish that to people until they invite you. feral spots will be perma filled more than likely
zach won
meerkatz won
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kuvis and the finns won
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avanine won
le aunt poisoner poisoned his aunt
oldgreg(rip) won (by not having to deal with this shitty world)
dorner won (bigly)
faralynn won
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pickles and yarrick won
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If you don't know at least one of these VIPs, go back to...uhh...xtremetop100 forums? where the fuck are you even from??
>>532132281desu the problem with playing a tank is that everyone loves having you around while leveling and farming prebis but after that you are discarded like an used roastie
t. been there done that
>>532132335They really won't, tank is always the hardest role to fill because barely anyone likes to do it and they always burn out first.
>>532131449>They've said they don't want you to farm instances solo, btw.how the fuck do they expect you to ever have gold then with 2k required for dual spec and mount? paladin farming in dungeons was the only solution I saw. who's even going to have the gold to buy your herbs/ore enough to get you 2k?
Is it rude if I never invite people who can tank? like if you play DPS war/pal/druid I'm not gonna invite...
>>532132471faralynn plays a male helf paladin on turtle
>>532132498is this true? I wanted to play tank but that's sounds fucked up...
>>532132583sounds lame and fake
>>532132724>Dungeons1 tank per 5 players
>Raids1 tank per 10 to 25 players
Yes, retard.
>>532132053Making raids 10 man unironically fixes this.
>>532132498If the dress works for you then it's good. I will never don the dress because I will be playing a warrior
>>532132581No idea. Just quest at max level lol :^)
I am 99% sure one of their custom meme zones will have a million humanoids with no spells that paladins aoe farm, btw.
>>532132471>"oldguard" fags make a 'cord>it ends in swatting dramaman this whole 2013-2016 era was cursed as fuck. a few edgelords ruined it for everyone. I for one am glad the nostalrius normies came and shoo'd the weirdos away.
>>532132724Didn't had this experience in turtle but I do all roles so dunno, once the first batch of people get dungeon gear you do get less runs because everyone is doing fewer runs but you're still as needed whenever one happens, what changes is that some begin making alts for tanking or have tank OS finally but you're obviously still preferred if you were to tank
>>532132724Kinda, yeah. It's rare that a raiding guild doesn't have a cliqued main/offtank so your options are usually either respec or join a fresh guild.
completely despondent at toilberg's this morning
I just want to play POCHIE
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>>532132053Good tanks will be in higher demand than ever.
does the loony troony ever stop spamming? i refuse to believe there's a bunch of simps spamming for her at all hours
>>532133242If you don't have at least 10+ years of experience as a tankbvll, mythic retail experience, 3k+ r.io, 99% parses, 1+ of each tank, all geared and enchanted, fully consoomed, etc... you aren't making it out of shitter pug tank.
On a serious note, the dungeon tank to guild raid tank experience gotta be the most dissonant shit ever.
>>532133323I will defend my queen to the end of the pochie
>>532133449>the dungeon tank to guild raid tank experience gotta be the most dissonant shit everHowโs that?
>>532133323"She" does not.
Easy to filter tho.
>>532133457she doesn't like pochi so you're not one of the simps, cool
Kill zeppelins. Behead zeppelins. Roundhouse kick zeppelins into the concrete. Slam dunk zeppelins into the trashcan. Crucify filthy zeppelins. Defecate in zeppelins's food. Launch zeppelins into the sun. Stir fry zeppelins in a wok. Toss zeppelins into an active volcano. Urinate into zeppelins's gas tank. Judo throw zeppelins into a wood chipper. Twist zeppelins's head off. Report zeppelins to the IRS. Karate chop zeppelins in half. Curb stomp zeppelins. Trap zeppelins in quicksand. Crush zeppelins in the trash compactor. Liquefy zeppelins in a vat of acid. Eat zeppelins. Dissect zeppelins. Exterminate zeppelins in the gas chamber. Stomp zeppelins's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate zeppelins in the oven. Lobotomize zeppelins. Mandatory abortions for zeppelins. Grind zeppelins in the garbage disposal. Drown zeppelins in fried chicken grease. Vaporize zeppelins with a ray gun. Kick zeppelins down the stairs. Feed zeppelins to alligators. Slice zeppelins with a katana.
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I actually want to rape right now, bros.
>>532133724Bitchass no shoes nigra
>>532133881god why the FUCK does epoch not have belves/helves
what a missed opportunity...
>>532133449Meanwhile FMC tanks
>"I'm the tank">comes late to raids>randomly switches to DPS>consumes everything, for MC>doesn't consume anything, for Naxx>sorry guys forgot righteous fury>oops forgot my aura>sorry I didn't think I needed to hold aggro>what do you mean I have to move out?>hates the other tanks if he's not the MT for this run
>>532133887seething softsoles, go bleed out to death because you stepped on a rock wrong
whats the endgame in ascension? the 5x xp seems like way too much for me, is it because people delete characters with poor rolls too much?
>>532116276People will take any tank, their other option usually is waiting two hours lol
At least bears don't have to drink every pull like prot paladins. As a healer I always hated prot paladins the most.
>>532134219delete? we got prestige now
a bunch of the population just relevels the same character over and over again
>>532134219The end game is pvping on broken specs until you get bored and quit until the next fresh they do
>>532134159Stepped on ya moms after I killed her
>>532132471It was a simpler, better time back then. It was easy to win.
>DOGFUCKER
>DOGFUCKER ON THE POCHI
>>532135142I enjoyed this post.
>>532134350Huh, I should try ascension again. I played in some of the early seasons and it was lame how you had to level so many characters to fish for good skills and 99% of them got deleted.
>>532135254>This spells the end for Epoch says increasingly nervous (wo)man for the 15th time this month
>>532116276>Clicker hunterThats it, I'm rolling hunter and learning all about melee weaving. I usually roll prot esrrior so I can deal with the stress
I'm not playing on epoch, I'm staying on turtle, but I'm also not actively playing turtle. WoW is a dogshit game but I guess it can be fun with friends.
>>532135073>Shaniqua ayo hol up... i recognize that name from the pochie stress test...
Still trying to decide between dwarf mage or dwarf hunter. On the one hand I'm interested to try arcane mage, and the seeming lower interest in casters on epoch might be to my benefit. Hunter doesn't really get anything terribly exciting but a lot of quality of life stuff and of course I'd get the easy hunter leveling experience.
>>532134128>Hard stuck on naxx 6 or so years after it came outChecks out.
Yeshoes was the best tank you had, btw.
>>532135869>WoW is a dogshit gametruthnuke
>>532135452We won't be affected in the slightest
Hey uhhhh can someone explain the lore behind warlocks? Are they a secret society? Are they evil? Was the first warlock a mage outcast? Because the trainera are in a secret bar. They summon demons that they torture and control. They use magic but they're not mages.
Hmmm...
>>532135960man i miss nost
What if you play both turtie and pochie... how will those people get affected?
>>532136617Can't I have a jobie
>>532136218Warlock lore is:
Every male warlock trains hard to summon a succubus
Every female warlock trains hard to summon a felhunter
>>532135960>500 AFK stormwind fountain jumpersuhhhh.. ok?
>healer waits until hes oom to drink
are they just jewish with their water or something?
>>532136218why waste your time reading some gay magic books when you can sniff demon juices and get unlimited power?
>>532136794Nobody ever offers me any, even if there's a mage I'm the one who has to ask.
So I have to bring my own and since it's MY money you can just sit down like a good little cuck and wait until I'm finished.
>>532118209install a third party firefall and block connections you are not familiar with
install glasswire and check your connections constantly both uploads and downloads
no need for virtual machines or second pc
you're welcome
>>532137123so jewish then, got it
>>532137123for fucks sake, if there's a magie in your party you just fucking trade him and he will give you some
>>532135869this but unironically
รคลรฏyรผkรฏ speaking the truth as usual
>>532136218One day mister satan whispered to the highborn hey you know what's sick nasty? demon power, then the highborn used demonic power and almost destroyed the world and demon power was banned, then one day mister satan whispered to orcs hey you know what's sick nasty? demon power, and then the orcs used demonic power and invaded azeroth but were defeated. then people on azeroth saw that and said hey you know what's sick nasty? demon power. then they went crazy and the next people said okay let's not go crazy but we still want the demon power thus wow warlocks were born.
>>532137195I'll install a virtual machine software to evade epoch multi-account ban. Hope that works.
>>532128723Itโs fine but at least say goodbye to the ones you were close to
>>532135254is this accurate?
my kween just logged off...
class/ race spec for this feel?
>>532131260>>5k players limit
Source?
Also, cute cope :')
>>532138153White Male Human Holy Paladin
>>532138153High Elf priest/paladin
aoiyuki just quit the guild and the discord....
>>532137491This is what I was looking for. Now I understand. I also feel way superior to mages and priests now.
>>532136218They were supposed to be kill-on-sight baddies, but 2003 Blizzard couldn't make it work for gameplay so now they're just purple mages.
>>532138471I checked and he didnโt.
Shut up.
why has no server attempted a melee battlemage spec for mages or monk for priests?
>>532137195What's wrong with 2nd party (OS) firewall?
>>532135936Yeshoes tanked AQ20 and complained about his threat being bad
>>532132471god I miss finalflash and ogtucker, that was peak /wpsg/
>>532139075>god I miss newfags
>>532139040never works
check how many IP's the Host Process for Windows Services connects to in 30 minutes and shit brix
>>532139218Windows is malware, sadly.
>>532132471who are these people?
>>532135254PvP changes alone blow turtdle the fuck out
Those carebears are so fucking insecure it's genuinely embarrassing to even look at
>>532135869Maybe, problem is you dont have friends, which is why you have 5k hours in some obscure incel game.
>>532138932CoA has monk. I think there was some wotlk memeserver that planned to add a sword enchanter style battlemage, but can't remember the name.
>a femgob
>a femwoggie
>and THREE femdead
uhmm... Azerotica population is actually based?
I am an autogynephile. Playing wow as a female character has been very helpful to me.
Ray Blanchard defined things like this as a "autogynephilic artifact", though video games are an unusual one.
Basically, allowing yourself to enjoy something autogynephilic, be it some specific piece of clothing or jewelry that you wear even as a male outside, or anything that can be inserted into your male identity in a social sense is a good vent and it is healthy for the autogynephile.
I haven't pretended to be a girl in games in many years now, but I always play female characters, and it somehow works for me.
Do notice how those hyper masculine guys who are suppressing any form of femininity are the ones who usually troon out, or at least that's what I gather from those random "before and after" pics floating online.
There is no known cure for autogynephilia, and total suppression will backfire on you. Therefore I highly recommend if you have it you accept it as a part of you, otherwise you might develop delusions that it is the whole of you, and you might do something stupid.
>three tanks
>three healers
Who is plapping who?
>>532141057>elicia>eliorathey're both trannies aren't they
>>532140385You can erp as more than just an elf.
>>532140758just remember to use prayer of mending on cooldown and keep it bouncing
>>532138672>>532138843Aoifag posted that themselves for attention then switched their discord to invisible.
finally quality /wpsg/ discussing is back
>>532141057dom fuutank -> sub elicia
dom waffle -> sub eliora
dom (i think this is) nureinul -> lonelydog
tanks dom the healers, it's unnatural the other way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPRzTGk5cDc
Can i do this in pochie?
epoch looks retarded desu
epoch looks interesting desu
it's also not fun to play
how come i can make a character right now on epoch? aren't the servers closed or what?
staying on troodle with my changs and my sisters, spare me with that ecuch retail lite shit
>>532142281name reservation starts tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV1iH7XNXnI
Class and race in pochie for this feel?
>unironic chud getting told by an ironic jew
So that's how Epoch is going to fare, right?
>>532142464so even if i create a character, when I press "complete" it won't really save my char then?
>>532141912Remember though, we must buff Paladins until a RETard using one tenth of his toolkit is as strong as a pure dps.
>what if vanilla....with tbc talents!
so epoch is just tbc prepatch?
>>532142650Both turtle and tbc nerfed reckoning, stop crying
>>532142706it's worse than that they doubled the HP on shit and it's completely miserable to play
alright who wants to get in-game findommed<3
>>532142752Reckoning was fine, retards who want to play paladin as a discount Arms warrior and expect to be viable are the problem.
>>532141706Surprisingly agreeable post.
>>532143018The damage in the video is not possible without reckoning, if you nerf reckoning and put damage elsewhere it doesn't make paladins that much stronger
>>532140746Ok but I didnt need to know that?
>>532143206i am gooner supreme i can tell who subs and doms and who should fuck at a glance
>>532141197yes both are trannies, also I'm convinced that eliora is ahru in disguise
how do you deal with balanitis?
why did Deca get obsessed with Aoi? they have never interacted with each other before
>>532142862ah yes the boomer retard logic of more hp = difficult
But that steam game was called last epoch how can there be another one
Daily reminder not to roll paladin or shaman, I called dibs
>>532143675redpill me on eliora being ahru and why doesn't he play with holyhonkas anymore
Just made myself a new piece of chest armor.
>>532143018isnt that just paladin in a nutshell? basically shitters who couldnt cut it as warrior and took the easy route
is undead paladin good for a first character?
>>532132724For me it's the opposite, my bro levels as tank me as dps/heal hybrid. We do heaps of dungeons get pre-raid bis & once we're finally ready to raid at long last he quits out.
Happens every time, like i just want to do endgame content but the moment it turns into a raid group and he's not the center of attention/main talker on discord he loses interest.
Might have to just raid with strangers this time around, so many times we've done Molten Core/BWL and our core all quit come Ahn'Qiraj
>>532144638Warrior is not hard to play
>>532142609if you press complete you get perma banned and your mom will die in her sleep tonight
>>532144897no, but paladin still brings more to a group and has an easier time in virtually any situation
>>532142895Honestly, i kinda look like this irl.
>>532144743It's easy enough, but be aware that at least until later levels paladin has a reputation as a pretty boring class to play.
>>532145376alright thanks i'll just role play by myself to make those low level grinds interesting
>>532143675What convinced you of that?
>>532135960one gorillion raid loggers whoa
>sent Elaynna ingame mail a few days ago
>still hasn't responded
...
I am 87 and going to finally buy glyphs for the first time! Then I will start questing past Binan Village in Kun-Lai and work my way up to the northern snowy regions.
>>532145938sar, this is classic+ thread
>>532140746I didn't expect to find such insight here, but interesting regardless. Do you draw a strict line between how you immerse yourself in WoW versus real life? Do you still get urges to act feminine in real life if you play WoW and are free to do girly things there?
>>532140746>Do notice how those hyper masculine guys who are suppressing any form of femininity are the ones who usually troon outNo.
>been talking for a long time with someone
>think we have something going
>finally someone to love
>want to exchange selfies
>he doesn't reciprocate, instead "no way that is you lol i don't believe you"
why are men so stupid? what a waste of my time
>>532145719I usually get a dungeon finder group for scholo or strath within 10 mins, lots of people in the open world competing for herbs & mining nodes. Bunch of people trading 'n world chat full of Raid pugging with guilds recruiting.
Players getting together for attunement/group quests
It's busy every day of the week
but yeah, raid loggers..
>>532144868>Cleavage>MidriffThis kills the dev troon
>>532146804Pic related is me btw
>>532146804Pic related is me btw
how do i unsubscribe from all the blogs being posted here like
>>532146804
>>532146804let me guess, you're trying to date an autistic retard from here or 4chan in general
that was your biggest mistake girl, none of these faggots are deserving of attention or love
you'll find a better man with real hobbies in the real world
I'm gonna roll a human prot warrior and never invite any paladins, unless they are healsissies.
>>532123549raidloggers think 1-60 is just a minigame
Why is one of the TWow radios named LGBT?
>>532125523as long as you aren't playing ret no, but it will be crowded hordeside and you'll have more competition for gear early on
>>532148634Because you LOST lol
>be priest
>queue AB
>go LM
>MC the horde redditor off the cliff and cap
>levitate down to BS and cap while hordecuck is staring at stables
>levitate down to GM and cap while warlockcuck is walking up BS to recap
>go to BS
>make warlock twinkcuck chase me all the way to their base through farm
>escape by jumping over the waterfall cliff with levitate while my team cap both BS and farm
I have 147 IQ.
>>532148634you lost the culture war
>>532148634turtle niggas gay as fuck fr no cap
>>532126392does we be getting a smooth epoch launch
>>532148604is it a minigame.
>>532116276I can't even imagine how much of a pussy you'd have to be, to not be able to just tell people no. It's not that serious lil bro
Five more sleepies until it's time to stomp a turty
>>532149463Turties are afraid and unhinged, please show them some compassion anon.
>>532118350i'm too lazy to set up a vm
>>532119660you can say that but plenty of people feel the same way at least i'm willing to say it straight up (anonymously
>>532137195dude i just wanna play some wow bro...
>>532149729damn these niggas greedy
nigga im mad geeked for that epoch joint been waitin on this move, hope they keep it solid and make that yard life feel real nahmean
got me thinkin back to hittin the showers showin folks some love on the tier no lie
>>532149729nothing is even worth the money lmao
>>532149864this guy is pretty cool
>>532149660bitch ass nigga
I'm freaking PUMPED to do Deadmines with the bros!
>>532150025i'm scared bro what if they hack everyone?
>>532149334Obviously not, i can't think of the last time a private server had a smooth launch. Even established servers keep fucking up their launches, for some reason.
>>532150198I'm not gonna try to convince you to play anywhere, but goddamn you're a fucking pussy anon. Stop filling this thread with your scaredy ass posts.
i just wanna play a gnome hunter
why can't epoch have gnome hunters
will i have to settle for a dwarf hunter
>>532150363Please help me sen-pai does everyone really go in raw? It sounds quite careless...
superwow is an actual virus, though
>>532150110why do you even censor your name Lashendra
>>532149430>>532149832why are you playing vanilla
>>532151180because retail sucks
>>532150110I wish these faggots would play with warmode on, yet they never do, not a single one, why is that?
Still can't decide between Sub Rogue, Arcane Mage and Shadow priest.
Is Sub Ambush Rogue a selfgrief for a nice leveling experience in Epoch? It was kind of fun in Wotlk.
>>532150110I know who you are.
so just how badly will Mommy Shenna ddos pochie on release? will it even be playable day 1?
>>532150374turtle fixes this
>>532151803>Leveling as a pvp specFor what purpose?
Hemo is cool and all but combat is the go to leveling spec for a reason
>>532152283Because I want to kill alliance cucks and farm xp from them. Is it possible with combat spec?
>>532152283Isn't that just the warrior experience? Sub with a dip into ass(remorseless) is way more "rogue".
>>532151504becasue someone would kill them and camp their body for hours if they posted here.
>>532151083that's a black woman's name
>>532152369Then go for it, combat is the fastest but going sub its not gonna gimp you that much
>>532152283i don't care about leveling quickly, i only care about hurting other people. and i will continue to do so.
>throw weapon at a mob
>rogue/druid/shaman/paladin aggros the mob as it's coming to me
how to avoid aneurysm?
>>532149729>20 euro coins for a SINGLE bagTheir pricing is completely fucked, it's painfully obvious they're hard-targeting the clueless whales
>>532152439doing a dagger leveling build is actually somewhat viable on epoch because you can decent leveling daggers as pvp reward
>>532150207Tel'Abim launch was smooth
>>532153205>tag mob>somebody else tanks it for you>get kill creditWhat exactly is the issue
>>532153426>muh kill creditsit's a dungeon
>>532153539you're a dungeon
>think about her
>cock gets hard
i still love her, even though we said goodbye...
>>532153539nonny? your taunt?
alternatively, just intentionally let the DPS die and that'll be his lesson not to pull aggro from you during the pull
>>532153205I can't be bothered to post it yet again but don't waste too many resources trying to tank the priority target, mark a caster and let the dps handle it on their own. Maybe throw a taunt after s few seconds plus stun once it wears off.
I only bother trying to build aggro on skull in small pulls or if I have rage leftover from last pull
EU times have faster queues, but the groups are far, far worse
>>532152283because sneaking around stonetalon, evading swarms of enemies while sapping niggas and nuking them is peak rogue fun?
MAKE
THE
GUILD
MAKE
THE
'CORD
NOW
>>532154230i'm not talking about the fights themselves. i'll be trying to pull a pack away from patrols or nearby packs, and inevitably somebody will make it stop along the way
im making it, give me a few hours.
>>532154296!!! <The Mission> !!!
>>532154382warning 1:
>"please dont aggro or attack mobs as im pulling them. thanks"warning 2:
>*let the DPS tank the mob, dont taunt or even attempt to get aggro*warning 3:
>*instakick and blacklist*
>>532154296!!! <four chins> !!!
>>532154296!!! <Soldiers of Fortune> !!!
>>532154296!!! <PLAP> !!!
<SORRY FOR WHAT> is recruiting on EPOCH, rules:
>you will not be ashamed of the size of your dick (specially when it's such good size and all)
>you will pull on it so hard it will rip the skin
>you will be happy to teach your guildmates how to not rip the skin by using someone elses mouth
I will make <four chins> guild on release of the server and discord too, stay tuned.
>>532154382Let the group know you're LOS pulling and if they pull aggro but don't run to your spot its their problem now.
>>532155167This! i'm joining
I really right be the only male Troll in turtle
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>>532155167>you will not be ashamed of the size of your dick
>>532153539Then let him get the shit beaten out of him so he learns better?
>>532155167this is the guild i want
THIS FUCKING GUY JUST SAID HE NEVER HAD A TOON IN THIS ZONE
WHY DID HE QUEUE FOR THE FUCKING DUNGEON
>>532156113just sum me bro
>>532154296Alright I did it, you can join now. Don't forget to setup your nickname as your ingame name
https://discord.com/invite/FEHURvzPwT
>>532154296<Pochie the Rock>
how do I make it so party chat makes a sound, like whispers do?
anyone on epoch playtest check if you can strafe backstab?
so when approximately is this guy getting to BFD?
>>532152369I'm still going combat for pvp leveling, stealth won't be as useful but I'll win most fights with riposte.
Then at mid/late 30s i can respec to sub for proper pvp tools since you can get prep and even premed at 39
>>532156343I'm too scared to open that
>>532156992>10 min menethil>10 min wait for boat + ride>15 min walking down to bfdaround 35 min
>>532157137jesus christ
he was in stormwind when the queue popped. isnt there a boat to darkshore and then a quick swim?
>>532157137He needs to cross Dustwallow Marsh, 3/4 of the barrens and half Ashenvale, no way that takes him 15 minutes.
>>532157393wasn't there a boat from menethil to auberdine? or was that a later expansion?
>>532157579That was in the original vanilla, in turtle that boat goes to Stormwind.
>>532147806filter "why are men"
<SORRY FOR WHAT>
https://discord.gg/zQBWxHGW
>>532156343I'm not playing turtie, I'm sorry Ms. Tranny
>>532157372>>532157625Kill yourselves ASAP, it's embarrassing to even look at.
>>532154296< EPOCHMAQUE >
>>532154058>think about her>cock gets hardthat's really not what love is
>>532157169source? she cute
>>532157372Elicia
>captcha SOS4Y
>first week if epoch
>forsaken is composed 80% of undead paladins
>first week of epoch
>dwarfs are composed 80% of shamans
>first week of epoch
>gnomes are composed 80% of onaholes
what happened to Alilandra.......
>>532158490oh yeah? explain what love is then, stupid faggot nerd
>first week of epoch
>trolls are composed 80% of spics
>>532158985I don't have to know what it is, to know what it's not
inb4 this guy who didn't even think of the proper way to get to this continent before queuing for the dungeon end ups being the best healer I ever had
>>532159457Did he make it?
This was really emotional.
>>532158824got captured by feral musky rapey worgens in duskwood and disappeared for good
THEY FUCKING LEFT
THEY DIED HALFWAY THROUGH DUSKWALLOW AND THEN FUCKING LEFT
>>532159846they were gay lovers?
>>532158616>first week if epoch>forsaken are decomposed
>>532158069>1 memberthis poor guy put himself out there and you guys turn your back on him, tsk tsk
zabito boga rezultata epochi will be the comfiest freshy since turdle but only if you have a friend to level with together, if you're solo it will be the most boring and soulless experience you will have
you do have a partner, right anon?
>>532160714it's a warhorn server.
>>532155167I wanna join but men scare me...
>>532150728Played on pservers since 2006 and i have never been ratted. You gotta play on some seriously sketchy servers for shit like that to happen.
>>532157579well, he went to menethil thinking just that. seethed pretty hard then left
>>532160883hey... wanna...?
>>532160734DM me if you look like this
>>532146804>link related is the "woman"https://www.f-list.net/c/chelle
>>532150374Sex with Chromie
>>532155652>Get wool caught on toenail>Try again
>>532158069I made
>>532155167 as a joke though, it doesn't look like many want to join guild discord for now, better wait for launch and see from there.
>>532160105wtf......
bring her back
>>532149729out did blizzard in vanilla + and micro transaction kikery. impressive.
>>532162303She's dead, worgens don't fuck, they killed her and ate her.
I can't decide between night elf and orc hunter
>>532162187if it's after launch it will be a sylma guild
>>532161730...be friends? yes!
Consider this: shadowmelded Tauren
so yeah that's a huge yikes and ick from me
im thinking im staying on turtle with fmc
>>532163128Are they implying people play 4 HOURS STRAIGHT? Wtf?
I'm only going to play on pochie to find a cute trans girl to edate
so yeah that's a huge yikes and ick from me
im thinking im staying on turtle with fmc
>>532163357explain what's wrong with that
>>532163128unironically what's bad about this?
unless epoch adds that gay questline where you arrest hogger i'm staying on tauri
>>532163275Heh.. yeah.. who does that..?
>FRESH HYPE FRESH HYPE FRESH HYPE FRESH HYPE
>spellcleaves to 60
>only does guild dungeon runs
>>532162512I'm worgen and I plapped her tits. She's alive and well.
>>532163994who are you quoting?
can't wait until epoch comes out so i can actually do literally anything on turtle wow without 8000 other players doing the exact same thing at the same time
>>532163634the flow of time should not fluctuate otherwise it will trigger my manic chronological associative disorder
so are the epoch quests actually AI generated? is there any proof? 1500 quests does make it sound that way, that's an obscene number of quests and not even most of vanilla's original quests were very good so I can't imagine these are quality either way
>>532160480Turtle may be pozzed but it's not retail pozzed
>>532163357samesies, sister. samesies.
>>532164939I did some new custom quests during the stress test and they were filled with โโs.
>>532165175Brown gods run /wpsg/, I will plaprape every failed male whiteboy I run into one Epoch with my ret paladin
>>532165175my fuarking god-king emperor
>>532165262that alone is not a good enough indicator, it's literally a normal thing to write. I'm not even defending Epoch here because I shan't be playing, I just want to know if they actually used AI and are then bragging about all their shitty quests
>>532165175ูุงู ุญุงุฏุซ ุฌููู ุชุฑููููู ูุงูู ุฅูููู ุนู
ููุฉ ุฏุงุฎููุฉ
>First week of Epoch
>EU server composed 80% of 200+ ping americans
>>532166127We will never be able to clear high octane content like Scarlet Monastery without sub 5ms ping, it's over
>>532165175>HordeImagine my shock!
pvp
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Just checking in to see if fish got thunderfury yet
curious to see if it was worth it
>male Tauren druid with an Native American name
>Mulgore is arguably the most kino starter zone
>large race makes me feel good about taking initiative and tanking, bearform feels most at home with a Tauren
>will be respected by male and female characters alike
>two handed Tauren animation is pure ludo-kino
>will have to run BG's with 80% undead paladin retardins
>Orgrimmar is a terrible capital
>will have to run XRoads for the umpteenth time
>tier sets look bad on Tauren
>cow/beef/milk/moo jokes
>Night Elf Female druid with an animal-ish name
>tier sets look amazing
>stave/polearm animations are amazing
>nelf druid was in the original trailer
>way better classic Catform (which you can glyph on Epoch in Moonglade)
>cooler casting animations
>chickenform looks worse
>not lore-friendly
>ERP faggots will think I'm one of them
>darkshore will be overrun with "MUH EFFICIENCY" no-fun allowed alliance players
>Stormwind is a terrible, terrible capital but at least you can larp in Ironforge instead
>will have to run BG's with 80% human male retardins
I can't decide. Both are amazing.
Since this game is badly designed i somehow missed out on the actual Deadmines quest so i kinda did all of it for nothing?
I'll do it tomorrow again, i guess.
>playing wowie and about to go to bed soon
>friend calls and he's finna kys
>start driving to where he's at
>coolant hose breaks on the way there
>engine overheats and dumps the coolant
>stuck in the middle of nowhere with 8% battery
>no charger
>tow truck said 2 hours
>my guy not picking his phone up
Cant catch a fucking break...
>>532166619Sorry, what's not lore-friendly about female night elf druids?
>>532167295Cenarion Circle only teaches males. Females in Night Elf society are priests, warriors, scouts, hunters, but never druids. There are no female druid Nelf NPC's, they're all male in WC1-3 and vanilla.
I'm an impatient guy, please answer me this:
what server can I play with the mini client I got from the Project Epoch website, or do I need to go out of my way to find a 25gb one? The PE was 12gb.
>>532166127200 ping was pretty good back in 2004 howeverbeit
Whats the best way of getting ahead of the pack in the undead starting zone when the server starts? Can I just go to the place with the pumpkins and start grinding those mobs or are they gonna be too hard?
@Blizzard
@Microsoft
@TurtleWoW
@Atlantiss
@Stormforge
@FBI
@CIA
@NSA
@US_Coast_Guard
@Shenna
@Crogge
@VVALLFASHYUNDFRESHY
@KimKardashian
DO SOMETHING
>>532167680>undead starting zoneit's over bro over half the server will be there
>>532167548you are genuinely a stupid faggot
>>532166619What are male night elvesโฆ theyโre cool too.. right????
>>532167680>he's rolling an undead/human/dwarf/gnome
>>532166619You forgot your tauren totem!
>532167978bot post
>>532167680If you aren't one of the autistic people that have their entire route planned months in advance then you won't get ahead in the UD zone solo, the best you can do is run to Mulgore to get discovery XP and to quest somewhere less populated
>>532167680I'm going to give you the best tip that no one ever mentions for getting ahead
>stand in a spawn spot>unequip your weapon>use a /startattack macro>bind it to your mousewheel>tag mob before everyone else>re-equip weapon>repeat ad infinumYou'll out-tag all the retards because Fists have the fastest attack speed, Epoch has hyperspawns so you should hit level 5 15-20 minutes before everyone else.
>>532167913its gonna be the same in every zone, except mulgore, lets be real
>>532168281actually a great tip, thanks anon. at what level should i leave the starting zone and go for brill?
That genetic retard on the discord is the most insufferable person I've have the misfortune of reading in a long time, and I read a lot of stupid shit.
>>532167576by impatient i mean i don't want to wait for epoch release and would like to play somewhere else in the meantime
>>532168476Depends on the class, a warlock or hunter will have a much easier time at level 3, a Rogue or Warrior should really wait until level 5
turtle should add a dungeon to felwood, that would be cool i think. maybe theres some crazy demon hunter guy at the end
Iโm going to grind on mobs all the way to 60 and skip every quest, both old and new.
How do people even know the BFD candles are there, while not knowing what happens if you click on multiple ones?
>>532165175Hello and welcome in. Grab a seat in the front row and maybe a snack.
>keybindings for pet actionbar in settings gone for some reason
>autoloot modifier broken (as in cant autoloot with shift normally, and cant shift to manual loot with the tweak)
anyone had this specific issue before? is it superwow? turtle btw
I can't decide between warrior or paladin for both tank and dps. I feel like paladin will have better AOE grinding potential.
>>532165175there was this one guy who was the single youtube guy for a cardgame called DC Dual Force.
The game ended up being so bad, the beta got cancelled and the game never came out. Same energy.
>Run dungeon as healer>Get Slept>Run same dungeon as tank>Release the tank could've just interrupted the Sleepevery single time. In Wailing Caverns you get a pass if the pull involves multiple Druids of the Fang.
>>532169607for me, it's very simple. I pick the class that can't get bullied caus
I really need to stop using autopost
>>532169607for me, it's very simple. I pick the class that can't get bullied caused it didn't target the healer in time with any of the 20 minute or whatever cooldown protection spells
>>532169607Paladin is dreadfully boring to level and tank/heal with. Warrior can press three times the amount of buttons in one global to get threat. It's the hero class after all.
Paladin is a bitch having to drink after every pull while the healer and DPS just stare at you. Oh you have to rebuff as well, another 2 minutes gone. Thundershock got buffed into the stratosphere, there's no reason you shouldn't be able to hold AoE threat on Epoch. Warrior tanking has a certain pace, building rage and spending it on the next pack. Paladin is too braindead on all fronts.
>>532169978just use a mouseover on their raidframe or their character model
>>532169607Take the druidpill.
>>532170139my he/him femhelf pally on the right
>>532170139id take the one on the right on my parties any day, he's probably the best player of the three desu
>>532170109>get stunned, LoS'd to healer, whatever>wipenah i'll just keep doing warrior things
>>532170139>picrel Fuutank, Telol and Asalys
>>532169386process of elimination + the mouse icon change when you hover over them
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Elaynna
>>532170139>rend>heroic strikewhat in tarnation
>>532167576Maybe Chromiecraft or Warmane, I suppose any wotlk server works. Didn't try personally though.
he/him night elf priestess
>>532168586Why does every MTF tranny name themselves Lillith? And why do they all play Shaman?
>>532170596is warmane good to start and quit by the 25th? im bilingual if it helps
male night elf priests are NOT lore compliant
>>532170139shamanbros........
>>532170468so let me get this straight. Nobody will click my Lightwell, but people will randomly hover over a tiny candle on the floor?
>>532170646It used to be Alice a few years ago, how the meta evolves
>>532170769that's why they had to turn mine into a girl
>get to level 20
>start disliking my character's hairstyle to an unignorable degree but dont want to spend another 10 hours questing (im slow)
SHENNNNNAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING BITCH ADD A BARBER
Make a /peg/ - Project Epoch General next!
>>532170747I dropped Warmane a long time ago and will never come back. Idk how things are there now, but I don't recommend. Just play something else for 4 days man.
>>532170976epoch will have barber
>>532171161fuuuuck
i just want to scratch the it as i said, i am an impatient guy when it comes to gaming dopamine hits
>>532170976How do they have all those cosmetics and cash shop services, but no in-game barbershop that was already made by Blizzard and available to port in?
>>532171195if epoch survives the initial waves and has a barber i will make the switch out of spite because of that until turtle re adds it
>>532170976I rerolled several characters when I found myself in similar situations. Tried to ignore it once, but that's worse because it took me a few more days to reroll. You can always slow and steady another character and buy it from the shop.
>>532171291just let it simmer you autist
>>532170546>not spamming heroic strike as a warrior tank nonnyโฆ
>>532171291Man you gonna level now, and then level again on saturday? Play some CS or LoL, or some other slop for quick dopamine.
need woggies in the next op thanks
>>532171291Just play STRAFTAT. Very good 1v1/2v2 arena shooter. Will be enough to waste 5 days while waiting for Epoch.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2386720/STRAFTAT/
>>532171392fun fact they did have a barbershop, you can still see the building and go inside it in SW and in org.
they removed it shortly before adding character customization tokens to the dono shop.
>>532171392it was in at some point apparently, but buggy and broken, and they removed it but haven't re-added it. i wouldn't be surprised if they de prioritized it once the server got successful so they could sell more appearance changes
i like turtle for the most part but this is my biggest gripe, maybe if their new client ever comes to fruition they'll add it there but i won't hold my breath
can't wait to make good friends with some wpsg anons on 'pochie!
>>532171641the plan is to roll for whatever and then roll for a main once epoch goes live
thinking of going warlock or something i've never plaid before then maining hunter on epoch
>>532171832Just play Warmane then, Chromie is nice but medium to low pop
>>532171291Just fire up smoulderforge and play around with some instant 70 characters on the training dummies. Slightly different talents, but close enough, you crack addict.
You're here forever. you will always come back. You can't stop thinking about it no matter how much you try.
>>532171934alright thanks for the replies on it
>>532171986oh fuck smolderforge still up? henhouse still run that shit?
POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANNA STAV HORDE NIGGERS I WANNA SKULLFUCK THEM I WANT BLOOD AND I WANT HORDE NIGGER BLOOD I'LL CRUSH YOUR BABY ORC NIGGERS HEAD WITH MY BOOT IN FRONT OF YOUR HORDE MUDHUT NOSHOE NIGGER EYES YOU FILTHY BEASTS I'LL GUT YOU SLOWLY, PREMED SLICE AND DICE SHADOWSTEP CHEAP SHOT KIDNEY GOUGE VANISH CHEAP SHOT KIDNEY CLOAK OF SHADOWS DEADLY THROW BLIND SHADOWSTEP GOUGE EVISERATE EVISCERATE EVISCERATE EVISCERAAAAATTTEEE MY DAGGER INTO YOUR HORDE NIGGER NECK!!!!!
>>532172290BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
not using an avatarfag thread, someone make a real one
>>532171291Gotta take a tolerance break - itโll make the high even better. Do you even addict?
I shan't be using that thread
Not using the tranny thread.
what the fuck, this shit includes the client already so there's no point having the mini Project Epoch one
the purpose was NOT downloading a client
fucking what
>>532171762This looks right up my alley. Thanks for the tip, anon.
>>532172763>>532172825>>532172849>trannies complaining about a tranny thread for a tranny gameironic
why not just use a chat channel instead of having a guild
>>532173339That'd mean we'd have less drama which is a bad thing
>>532173961spamming/flooding
>>532174154consider linking when making a new thread moron
>>532174289spamming/flooding
butthurt retard the new thread is already active
>>532166862>finnai hope he dead
>>532170542I'm saving this pic to repost later, i hope you don't mind
why do the jannies have "avatar/signature usage" as a report option and then they just never ban anyone for doing it
this is the real thread btw if you are just waking up
>>532172660
I'm excited but also scared of returning to private servers. Most players are gonna be 10x worse than in classic and the goystore may have some p2w shit yet at least some cool new content for vanilla will be great to try out. Looking forward to Epoch. I just know Shenna and Crogg from troondle are gonna be DDOSing the server for at least two weeks upon release. What can you do, Slavs are just that petty.
>>532192980sir your johnny bravo is overcooked
>>532192980are people actually worse than on classic? no way right
