Thread 532679040

New Blocks Edition

► 1. WELCOME
We discuss Minecraft news, projects, build ideas, clients, etc. Share server stories and keep the screenshots coming, we want to see builds!

► 2. NEWS
>1.21.8 is out (bugfixes only)
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-1-21-8
>Copper golem and shelves coming this fall (still no Java snapshot)
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-preview-1-21-110-20

>Hermitcraft season 10
http://hermitcraft.com/

► 3. USEFUL LINKS
>Fuck Microsoft, play cracked Minecraft with these launchers:
https://polymc.org

>Mods that you will need 100% of the time:
https://modrinth.com/mod/no-chat-reports (removes telemetry and chat reporting)
https://modrinth.com/mod/sodium (optimizes (replaces) render engine)
https://modrinth.com/mod/lithium (optimizes various game mechanics)

>Essential Resource Packs:
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/c4music (removes non-C418 song and adds some album-only songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/acclimate (works with the above pack, but keeps a handful of newer songs that don't clash with C418's songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/golden-days (restores the beta look)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/programmer-art-plus (restores the pre-1.14 look)

>Got turned into a nigger?
Use this resource pack to remove all new skins (Alex came out 11 years ago, sorry) https://arweave.net/-ESwheeDiXbTpmFBqIhAb9ZtOqZoDRuYxY9WoOOv_nQ/[MC]%20Classic%20Skins.zip
or this mod to set your own https://github.com/IMB11/SkinShuffle
>The Minecraft Wiki:
https://minecraft.wiki

>Tools and resources
https://www.chunkbase.com
https://blockcolors.app/
https://www.blockpalettes.com/

>1.7.10 server authentication option (Got shafted by M$? You can still [multi]play!)
https://github.com/lubinacourec/SeamlessAuth

>Servers
anon.minecraft.best
>>>/vm/minecraft

>FAQs:
https://pastebin.com/n42iBCWu
https://pastebin.com/xigRFjcK
https://pastebin.com/YedwJKFU

>Previous
>>530804047

Say something nice about it.

>>532679985
I actually think it's a cute mechanic, and they can be used as pets in a zoo or similar build if you name them. Just make sure endermen can't teleport to it, since they'll attack on sight

>>532679985
Thank you for allowing enderman xp farms

minecraft if mojang wasn’t gay

>>532683485
I prefer this

>>532683485
>hair
gay

Good thing Mojang doesn't pander to coombrained furfags.

Genuinely asking do you guys find pixeled things sexy?

>>532684571
lots of things can be sexy

>>532684571
It's not more sexy as a result of being pixelated, but pretty much any art style can be sexy

Haven't played in about half a year. Got a ghast and built myself a docking tower for it.

>>532608910
People dont know what game design is. People rather say the survival aspect is fine when in reality it's trivial. I play on Hard Mode and it's pretty easy and I don't even do exploits like iron farms or glitches.

>>532684571
i could look at a wall and my retarded brain would be able to turn it into a coomable figure from imagination alone if i wished for it

I am once again demanding that mojang add concrete and terracotta stairs, slabs and walls into vanilla minecraft

>>532684571
You don't?

>>532685220
Long tongue make out sessions with the creaking and enderwoman. Big, deep French kissing and deep throating with tongues. Hot sexy moans. Tall, slender bodies caressing each other; fondling each other's breasts and grabbing each other's bodies. Their always nude bodies rubbing against each other, causing each other to get in heat.

>>532710645
why did I read this in bdub’s voice?

Still can't believe Doc was almost killed by a rabid fan

https://x.com/docm77/status/1942660946813673641

>>532714819
>Please just give me the benefits of parasocial relationships
>Do not give me any of the negatives of parasocial relationships
>Your role is to give me money
>Do not interact with me in any way that isn't giving me money

page 10 sage

Nujang apologists, explain yourselves.

>>532726986
>added slavery
fireflies was too far but this is ok

>>532679985
>make using ender pearls hurt you because they're too OP
>make ender pearls spawn a retextured silverfish on you rarely because they're too OP
>give ender perals a cooldown because they're too OP
>nobody uses ender pearls because you added elytra and fireworks
What were they thinking?

>>532726986
I don't think Thaumcraft 4 clay golems work the same as copper golems.

>>532726986
Explain what? It's not the first time Mojang incorporated a mod

>>532726986
Both are shit.
Your modded shit isn't suddenly less shit just because mojang implements similar shit.
Shit is shit, no matter who does it.

The copper golem would have been best with its original purpose of randomly pushing buttons. Barely useful for anything, but something you play around with when you are bored. Similar to a snow golem or iron golem.

>>532744408
>The copper golem would have been best if it was less useful

>>532726986
>i really like that mod we had one time, i wish they'd make it a vanilla feature for a game i paid $10 for over a decade ago
>oh wow they added that mod i really like to vanilla!
what seems to be the problem?

we need a golem that can shoot arrows.

>>532752805
What about arrows that shoot golems

>>532746881
Yes.

>>532752805
I've wanted turrets ever since copper was added, I'd take a little golem friend who follows me around on my adventures hurling arrows at hostiles too any day of the week

>>532755726
>Copper Golem tried to swim in lava
>Copper Golem hit the ground too hard
>Copper Golem drowned
I'm fine, thanks

>>532746881
If it has some narrow specific kinda useless behavior, you can get creative to find a use for it. Or you find no use for it, so you simply ignore it and don't use it.

The Allay wanted to be super useful and turned out shit. Same will happen here.

>>532757534
I use the allay, and I'll use the golem too. Niche doesn't mean useless

>>532755848
A golem made from obsidian, immune to lava, can't take fall damage because of how tough it is and doesn't need to breathe because it's not alive. Problem solved

>>532758958
>Obsidian Golem fell out of the world

>>532758309
Yeah, I don't what's going to be easier, finding an allay in the first place or making an underground hopper minecart system to pick up drops in my tree farm. I was thinking that they might be good for chicken farms, though. Still, have to find one first.

>>532759820
>let me take my arrow firing golem into a dimension full of enemies that can't be hit by arrows
This doesn't sound like a (You) problem, it legitimately is. If you're stupid enough to take on endermen with bows and arrows you deserve to have your golem fall into the void and you should jump in after it

>>532760234
Try bringing an allay when you go mining sand, gravel, terracotta or anything else that breaks instantly. It's super useful

>>532726986
Are there any mods to reduce mob animations? This is really getting ridiculous.

>>532762049
Your copper golems are going to be hidden away doing their work, why would it bother you what they get up to behind the scenes regarding animations? If you're going to lock them up into a tiny chamber to sort your items out at least let them have some fun doing it you vile human being

The new animations added until now didn't really bother me but HOLY SHIT the copper golem sticks out like a sore thumb
looks more like one of those overanimated tech mods like ars nouveau than an actual minecraft update

>>532762328
>you vill accept ze visual slop and you vill be happy

>>532755334
gem

>>532684571
alex is kinda hot ngl

>>532704976
>stair slab
yes
>wall
no, wtf

>>532768881
Explain to me why walls are "no, wtf" in the most reasonable way you possible can

>>532771418
Welcome to human nature. Though I've also seen plenty of pictures where Alex is ripped

>>532777257
the fate of all useless nu-mobs, forgotten and left to rot in darkness

>>532780972
the problem is that its better to make sky roads from cobble slabs or whatever than ride across the lava
but I guess its a matter of taste

>>532780972
They're not useless, you can farm them for string

>>532737815
Thinking?

>>532783281
the last time I looked for a fortress, using a strider worked much better
bridging is probably still worth it for repeat visits

>>532679040 (OP)
Is Wynncraft any fun? Seems kinda cool. I played Skyblock for a while too but the meta of that game (farming simulator) eventually made me quit.

>>532788427
what a retarded "escape room" where every single thing needs to be told

Damn, I guess these guys really are bad

ded game
ded general

What if Mojang added legit rpg-like companions to the game? Unlike mobs they’re actually smart (to the best of the devs capabilities at least) and have unique skills and personalities. You could also speak with them using the dialog features they added in the last drop

whats a good rtx resource pack

does mcg want to... see my house? :D

I decided to solve a buried treasure map that I found years ago, and it turned out that the treasure was right above a little underwater base that I had built and has been there the whole time.

>>532830041
based
first time i'ver ever had 2 wandering traders at the same time. one offered blue ice and slime in the same trade which is exactly what i needed. the other offered junk lol

>>532736226
They have added fireflies back in as a particle effect when placing a certain foliage block.

>>532821943
They probably wouldn't want dialogue, they keep villagers as non-speaking as possible.
It would also help reduce the translation work they need to do.

LA LA LA LAVA
CHI CHI CHI CHICKEN JOCKEY

LICKIN COCKEY

I just found 3 netherite templates, 1 netherite ingot and 4 ancient debris in a single bastion over all the chests I found
Did they increase the chest spawn rates for items or did I just use up luck I never knew I had? At best, at least to my knowledge, I'd only get a single template from treasure rooms with all the lava at the bottom

You niggers reply like Reddit posts.
>Can I get help on how to customize my game?
>"uhh why would you want to customize your game?"

>>532855248
many GNOME developers here

>>532855248
there's a separate modding general for a reason

>>532855248
Examples?

Don't know if any of you remember but last couple of threads I was experimenting with concrete powder as a sort of limewash or stucco effect. Built a row of little houses in creative loosely inspired by the sort of houses you sometimes see in the Western Isles. Built it in my survival world now. Would probably work better as a coastal or island village, but I think it's okay here too. Unfinished of course, there's a few things need ironed out. The back of the houses are a bit awkward. I'll attach that with some interior shots of the houses and pub as I'm shit at decorating interiors. What do we think so far?

>>532880187
Another view

>>532880415
Pub interior

how are you supposed ot deal with skellies if you dont have a shield? do you just sprint to the side to avoid arrows, get one hit then repeat?

>>532880768
Coupla shops

>>532881124
House interior, bottom floor

>>532881387
Top floor interior example. I vary them a bit.

>>532881681
Final shot. Rear view.

>>532830041
the real treasure was buried right above my house the whole time

Why does my singleplayer world have like 5 seonds of latency?

>>532854720
Ive been through like 8 bastions at this point
that doesnt sound too crazy; if you had found two mending diamond items Id be impressed
even one is very lucky; ive found I think just one from all those bastions

>>532881009
cover and a bow
pop out, shoot, go back


>>532881904
it all looks pretty good
I dont like brick for roofs, but it does look nice
I just saw a yt video last night of some guy who made a mod for textures/blocks that dont exist in the base game, one of which was terracotta tiles, mainly for roofs

>>532880187
I still love how they look, but I feel like the snow gets in the way. They feel a bit out of place

>>532893528
european villages in cold bleak places are often brightly colored to keep people from an-heroing

>>532880187
Cool, now time for the water

>>532894628
As a northern European, I've never seen that

DICKIN’ FOXY

kill yourself

>>532881904
>simple, effective use of a single block type to imply a specific material
>everything works great without need to throw random blocks in to break up the tessellating textures
>works along with the limitations of block shape while attaining a distinct building shape
>communicates the idea of a village even on a pretty small scale
>looks great alongside some classic cobble footpaths
>every row house had a backyard that can be varied with hedges, flowers, a shed, etc.
I like it.

>>532915520
And yet it's the sheep that get most of the action

live yourself

Glowberries should be smeltable to get glowstone dust.
Skulk should be able to be distilled down into bottles of enchanting.
Also there needs to be an ingredient to brew mining haste potions.

You should be able to smelt rotten flesh into leather.

>>532944774
>Glowberries should be smeltable to get glowstone dust.
no just go to the nether

>>532944864
then leather would be waaaaaaay too easy to get
I have multiple chests full of rotten flesh to be sold to villagers when I get around to making a village; with a fortune sword and the sheer amount of zombies in the game, you get so much

>>532945657
>then leather would be waaaaaaay too easy to get
Why is that a bad thing leather already is easy with a cow farm

>>532945657
>then leather would be waaaaaaay too easy to get
Isn't that the case, already? Find two cows and you already have infinite leather. Giving rotten flesh more usefulness wouldn't hurt.

>>532945657
leather is practically worthless as it is

What will be the point of copper nuggets? Gold nuggest make golden carrots, iron nuggets are used for lanterns and chains, do you think they're working on something copper nuggets could be used for?

vegan books would be nice, at least

>>532947359
redstone contraptions, maybe special rails

>>532947359
Making copper ingots. You get the nuggets from smelting gear. Do you just throw away your stuff instead of recycling? Anyway, it's called consistency, and copper should've had all this from the beginning.

>>532855248
>I can't drag and drop a .jar file in my mods folder

Bedrock Editor on Java

BUT

In Survival, instead of instantly generated, it's built to done as a task from Personal Iron Golems with a 'Customized Jack'o"Lantern' item, that starts as a mini Halloween update of being able to carve your own pumpkins, only on Minecraft Live for the trailer to have one player then take the Lantern and put it into a golem recipe and the thing is now a Personal Iron Golem to command.

Like what that Minecraft did with the Blue Golem, like how they did Happy Ghasts and leashs and boats to do the Piglins on the Ghast but for you. Now you can make golems that build projects for you, if they're uploaded from the editor. Iron Golems will place blocks for you, slowly but surely, and build your creations over time, or up to the materials you have and so they can reach the new y-height to keep building on the project, so if you're missing a layer of granite they can't place all the diorite they have. So it can be like Lego following the instructions, but you still have to go farm the pieces and wait the time. You can also finish parts of the build while they're working on it, and they'll register it as the correct block.

Or you can set them to dig out tunnels for you to a certain horizontal distance, building the walls and pillars holding it. Just build an inverse sculpture of some length and the Golems carve it out for you. Further upgrades could make them hold certain materials they find, since otherwise they just dig past it and let it spawn out with the cobblestone and dirt.

Also assumedly the Customized Jack'o'Lantern that registers YOU as the sole owner of the Copper Golem, and otherwise, taking from the chest when you're not the owner or on a whitelist will cause the golem to attack them. Personal Snowmen too I guess. Abominable Snowman moon shot, you put a Snowman on Sculk with an isolated shrieker of 3x3 width, you add the jack-o-lantern, it ritually summons a warden snowmany hybrid called the Abominable Snowman that- toolongnvm

>>532963205
wtf gerg I thought the uk banned 4chan?

>>532967707
>wtf which hallucination is real??

>>532963205
I thought player interaction packets were sent on-demand independently of regular game ticks so you could theoretically do more than 20 pigs/sec, but maybe it only works if you're actually clicking instead of holding it down?

>>532945657
Leather is already easy to get--just annoyingly slow to get a decent amount of. If you have two cows, you have theoretically infinite leather, you just need to sit around waiting for breeding cooldowns (5 minutes, annoyingly long but not so much that it actually limits how much you can feasibly get) and baby mob growth to get a decently sized herd and start slaughtering. There's no skill nor even luck to it, just patience and repetition.

>>532880187
looks good but in a shit setting. like you said, coastal would have been better

>>532963205
fun fact about that shot with the penis.
Flashback is the mod I use for camera angles and at the time there was a bug where falling powder would not render (I was originally using concrete powder for cum)

Not knowing it was bugged I asked for help on the discord and got perma banned by some janny with (FREE PALESTINE) in their username for posting NSFW in the private support channel.
Why are all minecrafters ultracucked social activists, i just wanna make dumb stuff

>>532683485
you will hit peak autogynephilia in 2 years, troon out in 4, kill yourself (in real life) in 6. repent before it's too late.

>>532963205
>>532985234
Nice "record" gerg...
Oh, mathematically impossible to beat?
You fool, it could be literally doubled!
This record won't last long...

>>532948081
>Do you just throw away your stuff instead of recycling?
Yes.

>>532944864
Every farmable block should have some use as a build block but leather aint it. They should add a 'flesh' block and its just a meaty flesh pattern, like pinkish cobblestone. Then you cook it into burnt flesh block.

For real though, Rotten Flesh is meant to be a loser prize but its pretty garbage and has no real use

>>532995706
>They should add a 'flesh' block and its just a meaty flesh pattern, like pinkish cobblestone
yeah sure. mojang, deathly scared of killing a parrot, should absolutely add body horror to a childrens game

>>532995965
The warden is pretty spooky, i was surprised they added that dude

>>532995706
The nether wart block is supposed to be the "flesh block" for building already. Even netherrack works. Rotten flesh is useful if you're starving and have no other food in the caves, or to feed your dogs without wasting better meats, or to get emeralds and xp from clerics. They have plenty of uses.

>>532995706
Every item should have a use, but not necessarily as a building block. Rotten flesh could be compostable to give it a use, as many have suggested before

>>532988686
>y-you want attractive characters in your games??? TROON TROON TROOM TROON-
projecting much?

A few months ago I got really obsessed with an idea of building giantic interconnected maze-like garden.

>>533011924
Another view. This was supposed to look like some urban area

>>533011924
>>533012117
I really like it. Love this aesthetic and the use of bricks and the simplicity.

>>533012117
>>533011924
Agreeing with the other anon, I really like this. Reminds me of something I was going to attempt just for fun based on this image, a random assortment of structures all inter-linked with one another with lots of greenery

>>533011924
thats baller
I went with uneven terraces for my farms and its slightly maze-like, but I wish it were moreso

>>533011924
actual peak SOVL
reminds me of those old alpha builds that were made out of two-three materials but had fascinating geometry

>>532880187
>>533011924
Amazing

>>533011924
Looks amazing

>>532992473
20x30 is 600
but the stat measures children created not pigs fed. Therefore it's halved to 300.

>>532683485
I prefer human beings

GUYS HOW DO I MAKE CRAFTING TABLE

I hate dripstone caves and I wish they were either removed from the game or at least decreased to 20% of how big they spawn and at least 5x less likely to spawn on world generation

>>533049142
Go punch a tree and break at least one log. Press E to open your inventory, on the upper right side you should see a 2x2 crafting grid with another slot right beside it. Put the log you just broke anywhere in the grid and four wooden planks should appear in that other slot. Take the planks and fill the grid (which should now be empty since the log was used up) with them, and the crafting table should appear in the other slot

>>533051364
I don’t mind the color pallet of drip stone actually. It’s really just the block itself that’s ugly. If they made a cobbled/polished/brick/tile set for it, I think I would use it frequently.

>>533052263
THANKS BRO

i'm actually fine with them adding shelves because 99 times out of 100 they won't be used for their intended purpose and instead used for decoration which they actually do make shit look good
i like that they're not a full replacement for vertical slabs because they're thinner than that so it adds another layer of depth to builds
now if only we could place them flat on the top or underside of a block

Lava chicken...

>>533028137
Sure, but the challenge is how many pigs you can create from breeding in 30s, right? And basically all other things allowed, why redstone and all other shenanigans were introduced. Well, you can then feed a carrot to half the pigs, place them in such a way that they don't breed with each other, yet still close enough to the pigs you will feed. Therefore, each carrot you feed to a pig will then create a pig, meaning you can indeed create 600 pigs. It's not cheating, since, after all, you didn't breed any pigs before starting, right? Just like locking them along a track, made more favourable conditions for the challenge.

>>532773354
>Why is Alex always drawn as the most breedable thing alive?

>>533095637
>copper golems have been reduced to this
this isn't what mojang intended...

>>533095637
Improved.

>>533095637
I LOVE THIS! Gonna try making thar on my basement... when I build myself a basement...

Made this comfy world a while back and just been making small little builds on my free time!
Got a house, a stable, a bridge, a w.i.p. of a farm... next on my list is some sort of tower but i'll need to grind for resources.

>>533113794
Bridge specifically made it so I don't gotta boat back and forth.
The plan is to cut down trees in a line and make a little road for my horses to go thru

>>532963205
You LOST, gerg. HAHAHAHAHAHA
You got beaten within minutes by a söyteen with zero effort, who simply knew that a piston bolt goes a block per tick.
And some random dude who read it, did it before you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUjXo40ZDGA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532972059
This btw, who said that you can't do more than one interaction per tick?
The söyteen didn't.
And there is no technical reason why the game shouldn't be able to do that. A tick is just a game loop, there is nothing stopping one loop from processing multiple events of the same type. In fact, that's something we know it does in all other cases, be it redstone or breaking block.
In fact, there would have to be a limitation in place to NOT allow that. Like what happens when you do multiple things per tick? Will the new one just override the old before the loop gets there? Does the new interaction do a check if an old one is already queued and simply gets cancelled?

Since none of you checked the code and i couldn't find it in Google, i think that you likely fell for a ruse.

>>533028137
You lost anyway, GERG.
You will never be more than the dirt underneath the boot of some dude with AI voice and a söyteen, who did it before you. And this without having to think about it for a month.

And if it turns out that the one-breed-per-tick limit assumption is false, you are caught in an infinite loop that will make you suffer more, just to lose again in the end. So in any way, you lost.

>>533116320
>bitch with 6 subs who can't afford a microphone has thoughts
Fuck off Mr Lucky, no one gives a shit about you

>>533117445
>Mr.Lucky won
>the 'sharty won
>gerg lost
>/mcg/ lost
you will never recover from this

>>533113794
>>533113886
Adorable, I love it

How much ad revenue is 157 views worth?

>>533119228
humiliating /mcg/ is priceless

>>533119595
Grug invented a bunch of original shit before realizing the whole problem was actually trivial and dumb, then made a video about it anyway and made a few hundo for it.

Mr. Poverty just pasted in a piston bolt schematic and made a shitty video that no one watched pointing out that the problem is trivial and dumb.

(You) are the only one in this equation who thinks anyone *actually* cares who has the world record for getting minecraft pigs to fuck.

@533120509
parasocial relationships are fucking weird. what the hell compels someone to post things like this

Mr. Lucky will never fuck you.

no? and what is your cut of greg's ad revenue?

>>533116320
This is easily testable with /tick. I think I saw a video of someone instantly towering with scaffolding with the tick speed slowed down. Maybe it's different for breeding pigs.

>>533121318
Backtracked pretty hard from "HAHAHAHAHAH MCG BTFO!!!" huh? Gerg's posted like twice all month and you're still this obsessed with him.

>>532972059
>>533116320
interactMob has no actual tick limit, but interactEntity will only allow you to do one interaction per tick.

>>533121474
gerg lost, THOUGH

>>533121406
pfft, hahahahahahahaha

>>533123614
Weird contrast, I think your recording is messed up by HDR

>>533123794
OBS did that for some reason.
I didn't care to check why, i am not an eceleb after all and spending more than 30s on this would be embarrassing.

>>533123614
Checked it again and if you /tick rate to something low, its the last pig within a tick that gets the carrot.
The limit should be correct, meaning that gerg lost for all eternity.

>>533113886
>heavier material on top of lighter material
why does everybody (including me) do this?

>>533125992
The stones? it's so it doesn't look bland! My options are oak, birch and cherry and none of them really do the job for me so I went with stone!
Maybe I could replace them with something else tho

>>533125992
these are not solid stone slabs, they are stone ornaments bolted around a wooden stake

>>533125992
It's supposed to look like those plastic or metal caps they put on top of logs on real bridges and piers. I do the same in my world, but I use smooth stone slabs.

>>533126743
>>533130775
okay but you see it with roofs in minecraft too; wood house with a stone or brick roof

mine has copper, which I can pretend is just plating

>>533131312
It's obviously meant to look like shingles.

>>533125992
>>533126743
>>533130775
I overall disliked the bridge you guys made me go and re-do it! I think thisblooks way better(for what i had)

>>533137651
I used left over slabs to make a little dock for my boat also! The river actually goes to some sea I wanna explore later.

>>533137834
Another picture just to flex the curve on that bridge a little more :)
Idk why fence gates do that but I'm glad they do!

There is probably a snapshot today. Coincidentally, it is also the 10 year anniversary of the first 1.9 snapshot. Bringing back the combat tests as an experimental setting would be crazy.

>>533141452
>no more spawn chunks
ohnononono technical fags what the FUCK this????

>>533142043
They specifically state that there are now valid alternatives to spawn chunks, such as ender pearls and portals. The only thing that's changed is that the average player won't have a few useless chunks loaded at all times

>>533141452
>lightning rods oxidize
>copper horse armor
>toggle breaking and placing keybinds, like toggle sneak and sprint
>invert mouse x
>configure double tap duration for w sprinting
>can force load chunks with a command, other changes to chunk loading and spawn chunks removed
>chest sounds are quieter
>debug screen changes, for better performace checking
>better performace for entities
>pack format change, you'll probably see less resource packs being red every single minor version change

>>533141452
Seems like a nice snapshot, and not just because of the stuff that's already on Bedrock. I like the F3 changes

>>533141452
The customizable f3 menu makes the problem of people using f3 to cheat in survival even worse, oh man. Having that annoing wall of text on your screen was a deterrent from using coordinates. It's like they don't even care about all the different compasses they added.

>>533145070
Coordinates don't even require the debug screen on Bedrock, so it's safe to assume that's a regular feature rather than debug information now. Also, there are a lot of mods that either show just coords, or let you modify the F3 screen to suit your liking. This really changes nothing in that regard

>>533141452
>Lightning Rods now oxidize like other Copper Blocks
Fucking finally, holy shit this is what I've wanted for the longest time

>>533142043
>>533143789
doesn't this also help against griefers who join a server and spam multiple entities at spawn to significantly make it worse for players because the chunks are always loaded?

>>533146989
If that's a thing that happens, then yeah, this would help

>>532881904
>>532880187
Very cool, nowadays I like to build comfy little houses like this, it's so satisfying to optimize the space and cram as many functions possible in a small space

>>533151085
Comfy microbases are where it's at. Megabases are cringe

>>533158320
how about making a megabase that's just a tonw of a bunch of tiny microbases together?

>>533163421
I'd argue a megabase is a single build, but I'd be more than happy with your idea. I'd love to see some YTer build an entire town of small houses instead of some big monstrosity that probably lacks both an interior and a backside

>can have fps and coords always on screen without pressing f3 or having a bunch of other crap
KINOOOOOOOO

>>533165785
>coords always on screen
MAWPC

>>533165785
Couldn't you already do this? I rarely use f3. myself.

Almost 14 years after it was added, I've finally gotten around to beating the Ender Dragon in survival mode. It was pretty anticlimactic. I probably won't be doing it again. Shulker boxes are cool, Elytra flight is fast, but finding an End city or ship to get them is just a slog of wandering around among absolutely nothing for thousands of blocks. The dragon fight itself was kind of mid, but at least it actually involves building so you can line up a good arrow shot on the crystals. Main issue is that exploring the End is not fun and the rewards aren't all that worthwhile for how I play the game--I finally see why people keep asking for an End update.

>>533166416
Now do the wither (without cheesing)

>>533166109
Minecrafters will say this shit about basic features of the game while building farms and dupe machines to get infinity of every resource using obtuse, unintuitive exploits of villager AI and redstone mechanics.

>>533116320
I already tested with /tick rate, it's limited to 1.

Ultimately though I don't REALLY care about this record, it's just an excuse to have a lil rivalry for entertainment. Randomly going off to mention this unlinked third person with an AI voice would be lame. Even so you can get over 300, but I'm saving that idea in case of emergency of someone breaking it.

I play with keep inventory on

>>533170150
Based family man with a high paying job and 3 daughters

>>533167746
What a strange strawman

noooo perfectbros, we've been donowalled by the nazi pig and his cabal of powerful youtube partners like...uhh...that guy with the slime skin, how do we respond?

>>533141452
>Spawn chunks being remove
rip
you can't even forceload them either it would act as full loading, there's no ticking or border loading there

>>533166120
Only on Bedrock or with mods

>>533177730
Pretty sure ender pearls will create lazy chunks around the loaded chunks, won't they? Same with portal-based chunk loaders

>>533125992
I try not to. I redesigned a fishing shack/pier, because I wanted the pier to be wood and the building to be brick. Now, the shack has its own stone foundation.
>>533177730
passive mob spawning rules will also have to change
bedrock's spawning is convenient for not bothering with full farms

>>533166416
The best part about the Ender Dragon fight is replacing the End Poem with some lengthy copypasta, forgetting about it, then getting hit with it several months later

I need help with redstone: I made some piston doors, but to close them from the other side, I need to cut the redstone signal, or invert the state of the first lever, how can I do that?

>>533185976
You use buttons instead, with a copper bulb and comparator between the buttons.

>>533186653
Where do they go in the circuit? For now the lever powers redstone torches and repeaters, how do I send the signal to the circuit when I add the bulb and comparator?

>>533187868
The lines go from both buttons into different sides of one copper bulb, which is read by a comparator, which sends a signal to the door opening mechanism. I think that should work.

gerg is based & red-pilled

>>533190683
It does! Awesome, I never use redstone so I don't get all the logic yet but your method is better that what I did, which was lengthening one redstone path on one side so the comparator would subtract from the two. I didn't know objects could be seen by comparators.

>>533191671
Looks like you did some accidental comparator math instead of a cop-flop, but I'm glad that it works for you anyway, lol. I don't think that's gonna work well if you have another exit and try to open the door from the outside if you closed it from the inside.

This is goofy as hell

>>533143789
so basically the chunk with a portal will be always loaded making not only one loaded chunk but many? that sounds retarded

>>533194315
chunk loaded portals you absolute fucking moron, not every single portal that exists. you cannot be this new to minecraft

chunkbase kinda took some of the fun out of minecraft for me. think i might have to start a second world without using it

>>533197536
I used it to find slime chunks but spoiled myself on the map before
I would say id use minihud to do that next time but I think i'd chunkbase find a nice seed layout anyway. not somewhere with fuck nothing but ocean and birch forests
>Not be spoiled
>Or have a world layout I like
Its tough to decide

>>533194627
what? I don't get it

>>533198950
i understand what you mean but it takes the fun out of exploring. i have yet to try a hardcore world so i think i might try that but keep rerolling until i get a plains biome to start in

>>533198950
You can disable the structures on chunkbase and only look at the biomes

>>533194315
>>533199601
Portals don't load chunks unless an entity goes through, so you have to have an entity going through back and forth every few seconds to keep the chunks loaded.

>>533200792
I was more so spoiled on the biomes, knowing where to travel to get ice etc without ever having explored
would have to pick between exploring the world myself and it potentially having poor generation, or resetting and checking seeds till there's one i like but i lose out on exploring it then..

Anyone notice how much smaller blocks/items in shelves appear in the snapshot versus the bedrock previews? It ruins the detailing tricks people did by putting banners and other shit in shelves, and things that were already small like buttons are near microscopic. Someone reported this as a bug here https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC/issues/MC-300183

Fuck the record for breeding pigs, I'm gonna get the world record for blueballing pigs.

stop dying

post ur builds

ngl bros, all this unironic 1984 bullshit that’s been going on in the past few days is kinda bumming me out, will we eventually have to send Agnes our nudes or something if we want to keep our accounts?

>>533228505
Agnes is for cuddles, NOT sex

>>533228505
I already did that but she said that I look underage and now I'm banned from Minecraft

windswept savannah is the best biome for terrain generation

>>533227348
Cool

Does anyone have advice for issuing currency on a server?
I plan to issue notebooks written by me as a form of currency, and hope to make it so that factions trade only in these notebooks.

What exactly is the mushroom stew you get from mooshrooms? Can't be their milk.

>>532821943
Do you have the video that goes with that picture? It was removed from Youtube. The one of the fox girl just jumping around.
Also Im working on something like that.

>>533208539
On one hand I prefer the smaller items, because they actually look like they fit within the shelves. Larger items look as if they're floating in front of the shelf, since most of them extend over the boundaries. And yeah, some of that has to do with the viewing angle, but that only highlights the fact that the items aren't actually inserted into the shelves but floating in front of them. On the other hand, the small items looks really fucking small. I'd still prefer if shelves only took two items each. That way they could be larger without overlapping

>>533248867
That looks like absolute shit

>>533254098
agreed

>>533248867
The size difference is fucking massive

>wood > stone > iron > diamond
How do we fix copper and gold tools?

>>533265776
gold has a solid place; its the fastest, and you can find enchanted versions (including mending) fairly easily

I dont see a use for copper

>>533267314
It would be nice if it had some advantage... Maybe they'll introduce cookware?

>>533267314
Copper tools are for early game when you still haven't found enough iron but you're already swimming in copper. It's also nice for armor stands, which I'm still hoping will get an update on Java for this drop. It would fit perfectly with the theme, now that we have the copper golem statues

>>533239037
I find it obnoxious..

I've always hated terrain like that.

Pretty cool the infinite 2x2 water farm is still working after all these years.

>>533167746
it's annoying.

mojang should:
>get rid of iron golems autospawning, instead they're crafted by a villager.

>villagers are also able to be guards and militias,

>villager guards are able to have "standing orders" and "stances" that will make them react to blacklisted players or any player not on a whitelist as a hostile threat.


furthermore villagers will have "babbys first management simulator"-personalities/needs.. a normal village will be generated in such a manner (at least new villages) that will ensure that these needs are able to be met; they include food, some basic furniture, things like bowls, mugs, spoons, knives, lighting, etc.

more advanced villagers need more advanced infrastructure and things.. so if you want to have a scholar you're going to need a factory pumping out expendable candles..

tl;dr: make villages and villagers into either: Rimworld/DF/Prison-Architect "Ultra-Lite", or "Anno lite" where you're dragging them from subsistence farmers and villagers into at least the 1300's

psa for any other mac players, the default minecraft launcher is fucking your performance by running jdk incorrectly for apple silicon. simply switching to a 3rd party launcher (i used prism but I think others should work too) suddenly all the weird stuttering I was experiencing before is gone, even near farms/lots of entities. just sodium + prism has me over 200fps consistently again, and there's probably more frames to gain with other tweaks like Culling and c2me

i feel retarded for not figuring this out sooner, ive just been suffering in single player for like a year confused why my m2 pro apparently cant run like it used to. some java update must've fucked minecrafts launcher at some point and i just never connected the dots until now

>>533285692
Do you need the launcher open in the background to play minecraft? Can't you just close it?

what mods do you guys use for better progression. would like to make metals more meaningful instead of being two fucking tiers.
saw this https://modrinth.com/datapack/stone-to-copper-tools
now i just need something that changes diamond to steel and my autism will be satisfied

>>533285621
Villagers are "pacifists" and don't fight because you're kind of the one that's supposed to do that (also they have iron golems for that)
At least that's the reasoning I've heard as to why they'll never make villagers defend themselves

>>533287492
The game runs differently depending how you launch it. It's not about lag from the launcher being open.
As far as I can tell, the default launcher forces your Mac to run Rosetta as a translation layer for intel Java. This is not good for performance.
Prism is smart enough to skip Rosetta and just run ARM java. So it performs how it should.
There is probably a way to get the native launcher to use something like Zulu (arm jdk) and skip Rosetta, but it's much easier to to just use a different launcher than fix Microsofts garbage for them.

>>533285692
That should honestly be added to the OP if it's a common problem

>>533283104
Someone tell this dude there's infinite lava now

https://www.twitch.tv/impulsesv/
Add Jojo to the list of sort-of hermits now I guess

Anyone here on Java? Am I the only one whose Java doesn't work STILL? Is it Kikecrosoft or what's the deal, I tried everything.

>>533297696
Java working fine for me right now, what error are youn getting?

>>533297696
Everything is working but the villagers are sleeveless and barefoot

>>533299098
well it is summer(barely)

>>533296151
I don't recognize any new mob, I tried building a house on the river and a sea zombie attacked me... yay

>>533289796
I made a tiny data pack for myself to slow down progression a bit. Stone tools need flint, iron (and gold) need string, and diamond need glowstone dust. It's a small thing but it means I have to do the minimum amount of exploration before upgrading and can't just dig myself into a hole and stay underground until I'm full diamond. I honestly don't think the game needs much more, I just want a reason to engage a bit more with the game world

>>533297696
Doesn't work how? I can launch it just fine

https://youtu.be/V6ME44cBQ5M?si=3XmjgYbi73uw8-_4
>Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!

>>533300392
why are you laying out your farm like a villager?

>>533282389
stone is for the early game
there is no need for copper tools; none
iron is simply too easy to get; copper, if you even bothered, would only *slightly* speed up the time it takes you to get down to iron, and only then if you dont have any mountains nearby

it will make for nice decoration though, I agree there
especially if they add oxidized versions

>>533290927
>mac
>common

Hermitbros, Gergbros, what does this mean for us?

>>533311448
For minecraft shit specifically, absolutely nothing. For the internet in general it will accelerate the exodus away from the big-brothernet into darker corners with more freedom where whatever the next generation of the internet is will eventually emerge from, if for no other reason than it will be the only remaining practical way to get porn.

>>533226054

been toying with the idea of making the roof oxidized

>>533316248
If you do, change the road into something else. Maybe polished granite or mud bricks. It's a bit too much right now, though I like the general design

>>533311448
I would guess YouTube has been doing this for ages, for nothing else than to accurately profile users for targeted ads, regardless of entered age.
However this AI age estimation will also restrict targeted ads at younger ages, and Australia is introducing a bill to restrict account creation for under 16's.
Less targeted ads at younger audiences = less cash per 1k views.

Sucks, cus I need money to leave this shithole fucking piece of shit island.

>>533319302
fuck off we're full

>>533267314
>>533282389
I've seen copper tools mods that made the texture change to mimic weathering states as durability depletes. Decorative usage of copper armor and cools would be greatly increased if that function was in vanilla.

Is anyone here good at redstone?

I got back into minecraft a week ago and I've been learning redstone. I'm trying to avoid looking up designs online so I can have fun figuring stuff out.
I'm having a really rough time, I made a 3x3 piston door and it's gigantic, slow and clunky. I'm trying to make a basic 8 bit calculator but trying to figure out how to make all of the individual components is a nightmare.
To make a full adder I literally just figured out how to make a xor gate and an and gate and stuck a bunch together, which resulted in a horrible giantic circuit that spans several chunks. I then tried to simplify it without much progress

I don't know if I'm retarded for not being able to figure this stuff out easily, or if I'm retarded for not just looking up guides at this point

>>533285621
make a mod

>>533297868
>>533299098
>>533300831
I can't remember that weird error code, but it just doesn't launch. In the task manager it runs 5 or 6 times. I reinstalled it - nothing, I reinstalled java - nothing, there was video about all possible problems - tried everything and still nothing.
So then, is it a PC problem? I tried it on my laptop and yeah, it works. And I really don't play on my lap and not gonna start it.

Lava chicken.

>copper can oxidize
>iron can't rust
are mojang retard?

what the fuck is with this game's performance?
with a "performance" shader on i get 30-40 fps with constant drops, with my gpu at 90% load nonstop.
with no shaders i get 50-60fps (capped) but the game still drops to fucking 15 the moment i pan the camera around, and plunges into the single digits when i look at my 8 sheep and 4 cows or look in the vague direction of the sea.
and this is all on a r9 7900 and rtx 4060. used to get 200-300 fps on my old pc running an i5 4690k and a gtx 970.
i've read that 1.21.5 made the game run like ass; how could they fuck it up this badly?

>>533349052
did you allocate more ram in the launcher or leave it at the default?

and are you sure minecraft is using your intended graphics card and not an integrated graphics card?

yes thank you for the troubleshooting I've allocated 8, 16, 24gb of ram and of course i have confirmed in the debug menu it's using my card - and, as i've said, it's eating the fuck out of my gpu with potato-settings shaders according to gpu-z
without shaders the gpu usage is around 30% but spikes and entities seem to just destroy the performance anyway

Chicken Jockey

I'm new to the game and I just took my first major L. I had just finished spelunking and was digging my way back when I got to an opening where a witch spawned and killed me before I could see her.
Had two music discs, a name tag, and 2+ full stacks of iron, gold, redstone, lapis lazuli and rails. Along with my diamond armor, sword and pickaxe.
How do I cope?

>>533361091
go get it back or get a new pair

>>533361091
you have exactly 5 minutes after you die to get your things before they despawn
Know there's no shame in turning on inventory keep because it IS a drag to lose everything
Now the good news is that the world is infinite so you can get all those things back eventually! For now just learn from your mistakes and bring a shield and a bucket of milk if you can and maybe a dog(meat shield) to distract the monsters for you

>>533338826
Have you tried using a third-party launcher? I use MultiMC and it works great. That way you can also get more detailed logs about what went wrong, and specify which version of Java you want to use in case of multiple installs

>>533344161
>copper oxidizing is seen as something aesthetically pleasing
>iron rusting is seen as a material breaking down

>>533364602
Patina forms a protective layer on copper but it makes iron brittle and crumbly
tldr: "Copper ages. Iron rots."

>>533300392
Very comfy, Distant Horizon with some shaders is always a winning combo

>>533328357
>or if I'm retarded for not just looking up guides at this point
this, Redstone has an ass backward logic, there's no way you can figure it out on your own. You should at least look at the basics like logic gates and how redstone dust behaves for connectivity

imagine just how much eceleb revenue will tank once youtube is forced to verify age via digital id

>>533363837
>Know there's no shame in turning on inventory keep because it IS a drag to lose everything
I might do that. I'm just worried about the temptation to just kill myself when my inventory is full.

>>533368954
Literally zero since they're all painfully PG

>>533369381
I mean I have it on and I never do that so ig it's about willpower

>>533368954
What are you on about, kids channels make the most money of anything on YT. That's *the* market for ads, even though you can't personalize them. If YT flags an account as underage and starts showing toy commercials, that would be a boost in ad revenue

>>533367492
It really is. I'm genuinely surprised by how much it pushed the rendering distance. Complete day and night difference from vanilla chunks.

>>533361091
If you have trouble with finding your items after death, there's an item that helps with that. Let's just say you have to venture deep under the monutains, in the dark...
Also, as long as the items are outside of simulation distance, the despawn timer is stopped.

>>533371042
Does it load chunks for you? On my PC it never does even when it's enabled in the parameters, I need to fly to a place to make it appear

>>533373654
Yes but I had to wait like an hour to finish building all the chunks for one world

Turns out all the shelves have unique backsides

>>>/wsg/5937122
Why do all the turtles like to hang out in this one spot? they come back even if I push them away

>>533378168
crush their eggs to teach them a lesson

>>533378483
What if i crushed your balls instead

It's Moyang

>>533378168
Turtle AI is meant to emulate how turtles work irl, they always want to return to their spwan location.

>>533376639
Can you chose how deep you place these on a block like trapdoors?

>>533380938
But that isn't where they hatched, they hatched onpicrel

>>>/wsg/5937154
they keep checking the same chests XD

>>533382587
They wander around a bit, and animals in Minecraft like to pathfind to higher places.

Any good simple automatic dirt farm designs? Every one on youtube is a crazy huge machine.

>>533381616
No, they're always placed at the back of a block. But that does mean that you can use them as walls

>>533384301
What's the best way of farming dirt? Converting course dirt, I guess? You'd need crafters to turn dirt and gravel into coarse dirt, and then some sort of piston feed tape for the conversion. Shouldn't take too much space, but it's also not the smallest setup

>>533387403
>What's the best way of farming dirt?
a shovel

>build smoothstone generator
>place moss block next to stone and bonemeal
>take new moss blocks and plant large spruce trees on them
>dig podzol for dirt
from there you can also turn the dirt into mud and then to clay

>>533389182
But you can't automate that

>>533389746
Oh yeah, that's an option. Probably the best from an automation point of view, but it would also be a lot of work. I've never had to farm dirt personally, as I autistically collect everything I mine and usually have like 5 double chests of dirt lying around

>>533393081
who cares? you get so much so fast that it won't matter
without even trying to get dirt, I have like 5 barrels full of it

even if you didnt have any right now, an efficiency 5 unbreaking 3 netherite shovel will get you an awful lot in just a few minutes

>>533393281
>who cares?
They guy who asked about an automatic design

>>533400405
gayboy

Spooky Jackolantern: crafted with a pumpkin and a candle
it does not emit light, but the eyes and mouth glow like a spiders eyes

why are the mobs not walking off? i forget how to make these things.

>>533409176
Too wide, should be a two block gap not three

>>533409312
thanks m8
now is time to unfuck this shizzz immediately

>>533409785
They have to be able to path to the other side, since they won't stop on top of trapdoors (unless I'm mistaken). So you could add a third trapdoor between the two you already have and they'd try to cross and fall down

>>533363837
>you have exactly 5 minutes after you die to get your things before they despawn
only while the area is loaded

I don't really like the vibrant visual water

>>533364462
Will try then. Hoping for the best.
Why can't it just simply work... man.

>>533424830
I think it's supposed to just work, but Java can be weird. Hell, the official site (java.com) still provides Java 8 for download, even though Minecraft requires Java 21

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8p-FU3i9fFM

defend this

>>533434192
@grok summarize this video for me

>>533316248
>>533316537
>Pixel art
sovl. like the old days where people built whatever the fuck they wanted instead of matching it all

>>533301934
>shaders
lack of sovl

redstone retard beginner here, I built a 4 bit "calculator" (can only add)

this is very fun, I'm going to try and figure out how to make a display next, and then I'll work out how to implement the other arithmetic functions on an 8 bit calculator

>>533441698
>skizz runs around breaking windows and doing nothing for an hour until scar runs up and kills him and a bunch of others with tnt

>>533441698
>skizz posts his episode a day early fucking over everyone else's views

I haven't looked into mob farming in about a decade. Is it still just make a large tower with water pushing mobs into a hole or are there more efficient ways?

But why would a colorblind player need to know which dye was brown or red in the first place?

>>533472440
So when i make art of me banging your mom. I know which color to make her tight poop chute

Total eyecripple death.

>>533417517
Yeah but the shadows and lights work great.

Wow the switch version sucks

>>533477645
I was thinking about buying it so i can play with my GF. How bad is it actually?

>>533477834
I hope you dont mind playing at 30 fps and everything taking forever to load. My game randomly crashed while trying to load into my realm too

>>533477834
I've been playnig and it's nice
like it's on the switch so you gotta expect loadtimes to be a bit longer and etc
but overall it's pretty decent I think
it also depends if
>your switch has the spare space for it
>your world isn't loaded with stuff at all times
It's good if you gonna make some comfy lil survival world you can just play anywhere but eventually you should plrobably try to put that world on windows later on via realms

>>533477834
The switch's processing power can barely handle the game. Poor fps, slow chunk loading, long loading screens when entering other dimensions, entities lag the game in greater amounts than normal so entity-based farms (animals, hoppers, minecarts, etc.) are bad choices near your home base unless they're small. You will notice immense lag whenever you turn towards your storage systems larger than 10-20 chests. The splitscreen obliterates visibility and the UI becomes tiny. The switch 2 might do better with lag but I've not seen any footage.

>>533480393
with that being said I am hoping for a switch 2 version
like I think rn minecraft on the switch 2 is the same as the one on switch 1(but smoother) but once mojangs fucking does their job they should release a switch 2 version that funs at 60fps and lets you use vibrant visuals lol

I was MEGA sad that I couldn't find any spruce biomes(its all flower forest, plains and ocean)
But then this one merchant had some saplings and now look at this! I'm gonna build so many pretty stuff now!

>>533477834
>so i can play with my GF
get the fuck off my board

>>533482383
Only sensible reply.

>>533482383
>>533482504
odds are his gf has a benis so it's /v/ and /vg/ approved

>>533480541
>once mojangs fucking does their job they should release a switch 2 version
it's unironically nintendo's fault. They didn't send out switch 2 dev kits to the vast majority of third parties, even major ones like Microsoft didn't receive jack before launch. Mojang's probably only just got a dev kit now.

>>533469992
You'd think he'd temporarily hide the video and re-release it on the appropriate day

why does nobody care about amplified worlds?
they look absolutely incredible to me

>>533499085
They told him to just leave it up apparently.

>>533499830
Still feels like the right thing to do. He doesn't have to remove it; just make it private for 24 hours

>>533490530
I dunno man didn't they also take forever to actually release a ps5 version that actually took advantage of the system?

>>533499298
is this bedrock or some sort of shader
why does everything look desaturated and gray

>>533503092
no
i have vanilla tweaks for a few redstone items but that's about it

I HATE REDSTONE
I HATE REDSTONE
I HATE REDSTONE

>>533508285
why?

>>533508540
i'm trying to figure out how to make a redstone lamp display and I don't know how to power each of the lamps seperately

i've been playing around with interleaving powered solid blocks and redstone blocks attached to sticky pistons for like 30 minutes now and I still can't come with an infinitely scalable solution

yes I know there's tutorials on the internet but I want to try and figure it out myself

>>533499298
I don't want my save to reach 100gb after loading a few chunks

>>533503092
You mean the new distance fog?

>>533499298
id love to play on amplified but the one time I tried it, my computer caught fire

>>533501518
likely couldn't get a PS5 dev kit due to covid silicon shortages

ded thred
ded gaem

it was me
I killed it

>>533526908
Jens, all you had to do was release the combat update…

I hope Mojang makes the copper golems able to pathfind around each other, you can't have two of them work the same area because they will just block each other from going forwards

Why do piglins trade you water bottles? Where did they get the water or the glass?

>>533533895
We don't talk about that.

>>533533895
Where did they get the iron nuggets?

>>533530027
SMALL MULTI TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY SAAR PLS UNDERSTAND!

>>533533895
Tears, sweat, spit or piss

>>533537017
You're saying it's her bodily fluids?

>>533537017
It's the squirt of the female piglins who the player never gets to see but the piglons have ample access to

>>533533895
There is water vapor in the nether, the piglins have some method of getting it out of the air that the player doesn’t know. The nether has quartz, soulsand, and lots of heat, so they must have some way of making glass for bottles

>>533533895
>Why do piglins trade you water bottles?
So you can brew potions in the nether, I'm guessing. You can also use it in cauldrons.
>Where did they get the water or the glass?
Even extremophiles need water, I'm guessing nether animals aquire and drink water from a source we don't know of. Maybe it's something to do with mushrooms and the crimson forest, since mushrooms love water. Maybe it's just really humid in the nether. For glass bottles, quartz is made of silicon, and there's also soul sand maybe.

>>533548843
>Maybe it's just really humid in the nether
wouldn't it be funny if the nether is like a sauna, so whenever Alex goes there she ends up just dripping with sweat that completely soaks her clothes. wouldn't that be funny haha

>>533549412
it would only be funny if the same happens with Steve.
His pecs just glue to his shirt as sweat drips down his brow and his biceps shine from the light of the lava reflecing his soaked skin..... haha

>>533554937
I'll forgive your faggotry this once if it means I get Alex to myself

>>533509009
>>533508540
i finally cracked and watched a mattbatwings video where he mentioned that 1x1 displays are complete garbage and ridiculously complicated

this is the last time I try to figure out anything redstone related by myself.

>page 10 again
we wouldn’t be having this problem if Mojang simply added one thing…

nah its a good thing mojang doesn't pander to subhuman furfags like you

We all expect an end update, but what big thing will be after that? It's hard to imagine.

>>533574721
>what big thing will be after that?
A new dimension.
It's been teased for years now.

>>533574721
Caves and Cliffs part 4

>>533575309
other than the ancient city gate, what else is there?
potatoland?

>>533576805
dinnerbone literally stated they'd add a new dimension after the End rework in a tweet

they should add an ice caves biome

>>533577775
that would be neat

we need ice and snow bricks, imo
and glass that gets frosted in the cold
and ice windows

>>533577775
More fantasy ice related mobs and biomes in general would be cool. Hell, do it for fire for some "fire & ice" update. I want something more than copperslop.

>>533577775
>>533577985
>>533578246
What if the new dimension is a cold dimension?
Everyone expects an Aether-like dimension, or something relating to ancient cities, but I could see mojang adding an ice-themed dimension instead as a somewhat silly antithesis to the nether's heat.

>>533578246
more fantasy mobs in general I'm so done with them trying to shoehorn in real animals but then get all bitchy about it
"oh you're not meant to kill it!!!" or "they don't do anything but they look pretty cute right?"
with that being said I still want them to man the fuck up and add brown bears to the game so that the family is complete

CHICKEN JOCKEY

So I returned to the game for the first time in like 4 years, what the fuck is up with all this green shit everywhere in caves now? I knew about the Warden through osmosis but I didn't know you had to play a stealth game 20% of the time while exploring to avoid spawning him.
Can you just shoot the screamer things with a bow to kill them? I know you have to sneak to avoid triggering detection, but it feels pointless cause there's ledges everywhere forcing you to walk off anyway.

>>533469992
>watching skizz

>>533594165
Beta is just better. can't play modern versions because every time they update the game it gets worse

>>533578246
>"fire & ice" update
They already did the "frostburn update"

>>533594165
If it wasn't obvious form wool being everywhere, wool stops sounds and doesn't make sounds. You can use arrows to distract the warden. You can jump while sneaking at the same time.

Average past life episode i rate it 5/10. Etho really is a terrible liar and schemer. Gem said "our bedroom" and i was all OwO. Tango just fucking everything up constantly was funny

>>533300392
minecraft is survival horror. i can't believe kids play this shit. i'm almost 40 i still get jumpscared all the fucking time.

>>533622803
I was jumpscared by a villager just now

Why does the librarian I'm grooming only rotate between Looting, Aqua Affinity, and Frost Walker enchants

>>533611431
>frostburn
one of the updates of all time

>>533632330
Maybe you were too overt? Grooming works better as a slow-boil affair. Also, Minecraft RNG can be weird, so just keep trying

Do the new shelves vanish when you get too far away from them like signs and item frames do?

>>533577775
>>533578246
I'd love ice caves, but modern Mojang would try to insert the "Iceologer" (still the worst name they've ever come up with) there, when what they should really add is something like a Yeti or maybe a hostile version of a snow golem that tries to knock you off cliffs.

Side note: speaking of golems, why does the copper golem have a squidward nose? I get why the iron golem does, since it's directly associated with villagers, but the snow golem wears a pumpkin and has a goofy coal-dot smile underneath, then the copper golem has a nose because...?

>>533646471
I just tested it and no, they seem to render indefinitely. Funnily enough, item frames render farther away than both chests and signs for whatever reason

>>533622803
Agreed.
I'm not a fighter only a builder so the game is constant dread as i fear a creeper will bloe up my build or a zombie will appear outo f nowhere and kill me and ill lose all my stuff!

>>533622803
>jumpscared all the fucking time
Fucking HOW? If your situational awareness is this bad, I strongly recommend getting some decent headphones because EVERYTHING broadcasts where it is so painfully loud, getting snuck up on isn't even physically possible.

>>533660024
That's why you light up your builds. I actually enjoy the process of mob proofing an area, like hiding light sources or using transparent blocks to ensure nothing will spawn inside the "safe zone"

>>533660316
right now I'm putting cats on strategic areas but you're right I need to put some more lights around cuz im in the process of making a little man-made forst and it gets really shadowy

>>533660292
they are called creepers for a reason, retard

>>533661571
They still make footstep sounds, actual retard.

all structures need concrete foundations down to stone to feel real

>>533661645
not everyone plays with hadphones on tho

>>533661645
If you are that perceptive towads every sound anything makes then you're basically a prey animal irl. Like a squirrel that has to turn its head in panic every other second. A life in constant fear, accustomed to perceiving everything as a threat.

>>533662014
>having situational awareness = living in constant fear
What a strange thought process to possess.

>>532679040 (OP)
I am going to attempt to handmine along bedrock to the world border in the overworld

>>533662402
>t. prey animal

>>533660674
You can hang lanterns in the trees, or hide light blocks inside the leaves or under moss carpets. Glow lichen can also work great if you don't want things to get too bright

>>533662456
see you in 5000 years

>>533662456
On a server? I don't think there's a world border in single player

>>533662845
3.86 years approx in one cardinal direction IF using eff V unbr III (I will have to)
>>533662932
world border is ~30m blocks out from 0,0 in sp

>>533663113
>3.86 years approx
without pause or with?

>>533663375
without pause
I want to run it through one of those wifi attached photoframes broadcasting the video to it, so I can watch it while I work or some shit.
It will need to be paused (minimally ideally) so I'll head to /g/ to hook me up with some server stuff eventually

>>533649735
None of the ones you named really make sense for ice CAVES.

>>533661971
you dont need headphones to glance behind yourself every now and then

>>533662845
Judging by that screenshot, I don't think he cares.

>>533664023
I'm nowhere near my 132,940 ancient debris goal, nor anywhere near any of my other resource goals, but it'll happen slowly

>>533663694
>dude you can HEAR them! you don't even gotta look you can hear them coming to you!
>uhh actually you gotta like look around every now and then! you idiot!
Sorry not everyone is a master minecrafter PRO like you but at least pick a lane buddy

>>533664553
im not the original anon you were responding to thoughbeit

>>533664762
a likely scenario....
well I still think it's fair to get distracted on a task and not hearing the danger until you've been blown up or hit by an arrow and fall onto your death because you were building

you guys are pussies, i remember when you needed to have your head on a swivel because every single mob played the same footstep sound

>>533663543
You would have to stop every few minutes to get around the lava lakes

>>533501518
Switch to Switch 2 is a WAY bigger leap than PS4 to PS5

>>533679070
Switch 2 is a complete and utter waste of time.

>>533679526
so is minecraft tbf

>>533679070
True
>>533679526
idk seems worthwhile to me

>>532726986
soulless

>>532726986
>DUDE EVERYTHING HAS TO BE BOUNCY AND CUTE IN A SURVIVAL GAME LMAO
Notch really was the glue holding Mojang together.

>>533683061
I wouldn't mind it if EVERYTHING looked like that but the fact it's only SOME stuff is animated like that makes it all so dissonant and weird and lame
like it's clear they wanna do it but they either don't wanna commit or just don't wanna get backlash from nostalgiafags living in 2013
anyways either change everything to look bouncy and animated like the trailers or don't and instead make everything look stiff and raw and like it was made by one guy like old minecraft.
They should just pick one.

>>533692303
Don't worry, they'll get around to updating all the animations eventually. It's only been 14 years since release, after all

>>533692303
>I wouldn't mind it if EVERYTHING looked like that
I got u bro!

>>533692930
Needs light and shadows, a better third person view and maybe more minimalistic textures
The ability to climb is overkill but if stamina was added maybe we could Breath Of The Wild this shit

>>533692930
This is an eyesore meant to pander to the lowest common denominator.

>>533692930
>Minecraft if Mojang devs worked more than 2h/week:

>>533692930
SOVL NVKE

minecraft needs a smol craftable vanilla maid that will do stuff like make cakes for you

>>533328357
You need need NAND gates before and after each piece of your machine, and you need these cycled on -> component -> off and vice versa with a clock three times slower than your slowest component.

>>533702856
Sounds like a good expansion for the allay. Copper golems both sort items and function as statues, so why not give the other pseudo pets an additional use as well?

>>533705850
yes it needs to wear a little maid outfit and hopefully they can use shaders to give it a blush when i eat the cake it made

onaholes…

Can you keep this fagshit to discord? It's cringey and nobody wants to see that.

guys stop posting cute allays it's cringy

not everyone finds furshit cute

>>533675806
the intention is to go along the bedrock layer for minimal amounts of pauses

>>533716707
so what you sayin' is
not everyone DOESN'T find furshit cute

Aether dimension. NOW.

>>533726236
was that not going to be in a future mainline update or something

instead of creating an aether dimension, they should have it generate above the nether roof and then make a legitimate way of getting up there

why not an watery ocean dimension?
it rians alot and it has ice and snow and water
and the mobs are all aquatic and it's where the guardians come from and it has a new boss that's water themed

>>533728549
I like glitching onto the nether roof, therefore, I disagree with this notion.

They're never making a new dimension unless it's for April Fools and they're never updating The End either

>>533729345
>They're never making a new dimension unless it's for April Fools
yeah true lol
>They're never updating The End either
you're gonna feel so stupid once they do just that in about 3 months

>>533636078
Apparently on 1.21.8 villager trades is tied to the type of villager, and tundra villagers only rotate those enchants. I kept trying across several hours without any changes, but as soon as I tried a regular villager I got 3 different types, only on those.

>>533702856
Just use a resource pack to make the crafter look like that. Or make a mod.

>>533702856
Or you could give an allay in your base a cake and have a crafting system that sometimes takes ingredients from your storage to make a cake and drop it.

I love using quality of life and aesthetic-related mods and packs to make the game feel fresh
I do it every few months when I get tired of the usual game's look! yknow... to spice things up! but then I go back to regular vanilla as to not get too used to the modded one as I feel it would make it feel less special overtime
It'd a good way to never get bored of the game imo

>>533743413
Did they also nerf fishing? I'm not getting anything good even with Luck of the Sea 3

>>533746031
NICE! time to wait 20 days for all my rods to turn green!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rhGmBt3TyA

If mojang had s0vl this would be a vanilla world preset.

>>533368954
youtube is using AI and browsing habits to age verify

>>533749695
>open up some msm news tabs
>couple porn tabs
done

>>533746121
what if my rod is already green?

>>533746031
And it's a total nothingburger.
The eceleb, who is part of a mojang run eceleb-instruction discord, demanded something that is super simple to implement. And now we are hyped over this thing, that we would otherwise not pay any intention towards.

>>533749695
sure, that's the reason why my 18+ year old google account isn't verified i guess

Oh wait, they don't do that, they just announced that they might do that, and even then it only means that the 90% of accounts the AI doesn't wave through will have to show their ID.

>>533762469
I think what you were trying to say is "Thank you bdoobs for convincing mojang to add this simple and useful feature"

What the fuck do you mean I need a template to make netherite upgrades now

take the amplifiedpill

>>533743413
Are you talking about the experimental trading features? https://minecraft.wiki/w/Villager_Trade_Rebalance

>>533746121
I have a custom data pack that adds a recipe for copper trap doors that lets me use oxidized copper and get oxidized trapdoors. I'll just add another one for lightning rods

>>533769943
Damn I must've enabled that by accident

>>533749195
I love that style of roof, but the cobblestone looks kind of messy

just got jumpscared by a mooshroom

This AI age estimation and verification on Youtube is for videos that have been flagged as 18+. You will still be able to watch your hermitslop without giving Youtube your ID.

NIGGER KNOCKEY

>>533783905
No one ever said this, they were concerned that AI keeping track of someone who is 18+ will flag them as under aged because they watch Minecraft videos

>>533121075
it sounds like a discord circlejerk drama, but it seems like the greg dude is a random known namefag, there's some kind of a drama about the dude not knowing the 72828289282 tricks and glitches of minecraft enough to be considered a pro player so he "lost" to another member of the circlejerk

>>533489935
No benis.

>>533797197
male children love the freedom of minecraft

>>533801343
And female children love decorating their builds, it seems. Perhaps Minecraft is just the natural state of all humans

>>533803107
imagine that
people love to have a natural world with few people to do what they like in, with a little danger thrown in

>>533113886
you screwed up, should've made it 5 or 7 wide.

horse traffic/animal caravans will be cramped.

Soooo what's the point of this big structure in the middle of the ancient city? A bunch of easy access redstone knicknacks?
Nothing for a brainlet like me that doesn't use redstone?

>>533810043
us redstonelets are a discriminated minority, anon...

>>533813120
It's a bit disappointing cause it was my first encounter with an ancient city, and after spending like 10 hours and several dozen trips back and forth, slowly taking out shriekers, looting chests and playing chicken with wardens I was anticipating some big reward for the center structure...

>>533810043
I think it's meant to teach people how redstone works by giving a few examples, but it's a bizarre decision when you consider how late in the game most people take on ancient cities

>>533810043
It's a diegetic redstone tutorial. It even has a 2x2 piston door.
>>533815893
It's pretty easy to encounter them early, and it's never too late to learn redstone.

how do i learn to build houses

>>533825769
yes im looking at houses near me

>>533825769
house-building school

>>533825769
birch + spruce (for corners and rooftop) for a beach house yea or nay?

>>533825769
Look stuff up online and copy it. You'd be surprised how far you get just by learning to work with depth

>>533830082
the roof................ I NEED to go to the nether.

i got back into minecraft recently and base for the last 50 hours has literally just be a hole in the wall

i think I'm going to do some exploring and find a place to build a cozy brutalist base

I got this treasure map ages ago and only now I've opened it and WOW it's so close!
I'm all geared up, my horse is ready and I got what I need to also go mining
It's adventure time!! (I'll depart at daybreak tho)

>>533834957
you dont need a horse for a 100 block walk

>>533836016
Yeah but I like using my horse lol
It makes it feel like an adventure!

>>533834957
got a cake, a buncha iron and some chain armour as well as the heart thing.
Idk how Steve manages to eat century-old cake that has been buried inside a wet chest deep on sand but still a good find

>>533825769
You must master the art of building by eye. Stand at a distance from the area you want to build then visualize the features in that area by imagining what it'll look like.

>>533825769
make a flat world JUST for buildings
and then go online and look at houese and builds and instea of building the whole thing just pick the parts you like
walls and curves and deisngs for roofs and block texturing
then just try doing those parts in singular until you understand how it all works and how you can put these different things into a build that's completely new
also it just helps in general to understand things

>>533831051
You can use oxidized copper instead, or just pick other colors

>>533832582
Make sure to post what you're making, I'll be doing the same. I'm also going for a brutalist build, currently spamming chunkbase looking for a giant pale garden biome to build it in first

>>533845116
I really like that green and also I feel like farming a few nether trees is easier then going thru the trouble of getting all the copper then waiting for the rigth shade and waxing each single block

>>533830082
blocke vomiteth

>>533847428
show us your build

>>533847528
I will. Tomorrow. Now I got to sleep.
But I will.

>>533810043
Xisuma or Impulse literally created this. He was talking to Mojang devs and said that redstone wasn't tutorialised so they put a bunch of semi incomplete redstone mechanisms under the portal

>>533851029
that's kinda cute

I think the stripped does look better outside, but

I think I do like the look of the stripped outside better, but

>>533858203
im not sure I think it looks better inside
up close, the little planks look neater, but from a distance they seem out of place

>>533858203
>>533858457
>>533858670
It's ugly, but it has soul.

>>533860921
this.

>>533860921
>>533861549
before or after?

I really like the interior from >>533858457

>>533862780
lord
is it better stripped or planked?

>>533863086
take a chill pill
stripped looks better.

>>533868863
my new goal. I'll torn down the village near by base and make a bunch of those houses there

I just realized how easy it's going to be to grief players copper blocks when they leave them around in the hundreds waiting to be oxidized

Is the End Update out yet?

>>533885972
wait 3 months
or was it 5..?

>>533885972
Yes
You can get an Elytra now

>>533885972
End update tomorrow

>>533888559
Not that End Update, I meant the other End Update.

>just farm this nigga that rarely spawns and actively flies away from you
>half the time it wont drop the item you want and the other time itll drop it over lava
what did mojang mean by this

>>533894923
Use looting 3 with elytra and fishing rod and lure it away from lava, or just don't wait for it to spawn in a place with a lot of lava.

>>533894923
make them spawn on the nether roof

>>533896021
>>533895771
I'm that idiot who enabled the experimental "fair" villager trading option, so I don't have mending on my elytra, but I'll try both a fishing rod and getting to the roof. Right now I've just filled out almost all of the lava in an open area they still manage to fly off over lava or despawn and been running back and forth to try to force spawns.

I'm trying to get into Minecraft PvP but whenever I look for servers I get a bunch of random nonsense I don't care about shoved in my face. I just want to queue up and 1v1 some guy in an arena without any extra gimmicks. What server works like that?

>>533896264
>I'm that idiot who enabled the experimental "fair" villager trading option, so I don't have mending on my elytra
you just need to create a swamp village

>>533896393
Problem is I also enabled large biomes not aware that meant one biome would span ten thousands of blocks, so I haven't found any biomes other than the plains, tundra, a birch forest, and just barely a jungle. The whole reason I'm trying to get a happy ghast is so that I can go look for other biomes.
I really fucked myself on this save

>>533875414
I love silly builds like this way more than the typical bland realistic shit

>>533896371
Hypixel duels. Unless you mean 1.9+ pvp in which case literally nowhere because 1.9 totally killed the pvp scene.

>>533896371
I think pvplegacy.net is the most popular for arena pvp, at least that's the one I see on youtube.
>>533896814
Nah, new pvp is pretty popular now, the minecraft boomers are dying.

>>533898475
>new pvp is pretty popular now
Name literally any nuversion public server that has 5% the population of hypixel.

>>533898920
Almost like hypixel has a lot of players because it's old and has other gamemodes. You think all those skyblock players care about the combat that much?

>>533899745
Bedwars has 2.6k online right now at 4AM on a school/work night. Name a single nuversion server that's EVER had 2.6k players online at once.

Fuck me dude I tamed like 10 parrots in a jungle miles away from my base and they all despawned on the way back

>>533900605
I don't know, I don't play on servers, but I'm guessing bedrock servers have more players.

>>533896606
Make a nether tunnel so you can scout around the overworld. Just pop up every thousand block or so and see what's available. Happy ghasts are painfully slow for exploration

>>533900656
Tamed parrots don't despawn. You either didn't tame them, they died, or they teleported after you and you lost them somewhere along the way. Try to retrace your steps and land frequently, to see if they suddenly teleport to you

>>533898475
>pvplegacy.net
ty this is exactly what I was looking for

>>533904553
>322 online
sad

>>533904301
I was using a boat for a majority of the time, and they don't respawn next to you until you get off. Could that be what caused the issue?

>>533905280
Probably. They only teleport to full blocks, so you won't see them following you over open water. You probably left them far-enough behind for the chunk they were in to unload. If you go back there they should still be around

Any servers from /vm/ worth checking?

>>533912069
anoncraft is the only worthwhile one.
ip: anoncraft.cc

>>533905280
Yup, if you spent too much time boating they might've ended up in unloaded chunks, so once you got off they were too far away to teleport to you
You'll have to find where you might've left them and walk the whole way on land instead
Have fun!

i like to play beta minecraft

>>533896662
its seweous!

are world gen mods cheating?

>>533923015
All mods are cheating, no exceptions.

Yes, even performance mods and shaders.

>>533923281
Moody lighting looks great, why would anyone need shaders

>>533923503
honestly the game looks really nice nowdays
I have still seen shaders I'd like to use, particularly cloud mods, but I can live without

>>533875414
I don't know how I missed until now that you can put resin on other blocks like that. Got any other fun stuff you've done with it? Anyone else have their own fun uses for it?

>>533901528
Bedrock has fucking b1.7.3 pvp

>>533928183
ive placed it in a few places as decoration
probably the most creative was here in the chimney to kind of add to the fire look

it goes particularly well on dark blocks

>>533916370
>discord integration
troon server

>>533923920
Is that a terrain generation mod? I've never seen cliffs like that.

>>533932664
no idea
I found that pic on 4chan

actually, some idea: pretty sure I saved that before caves and cliffs came out, so probably

>>533932664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQOSJkBYzrg&t=66
This is false advertising
Vibrant visuals look like shit btw

>>533933342
its not vibrant visuals, you retard

>>533933342
Can you at least get it to look like that with one of those extreme biomes options?

>>533933665
People were jerking off vibrant visuals because of how they apparently look like the update trailers

>both generals have similar amount of posts
We should merge

You should go back

>>533945051
the enigger enjoyers are bad enough; mod babies would just drown out all actual discussion

when did vintagebeef become such a huge grifter

>>533953581
>>i hope you guys will get addicted to it
>he's even doing the masonic truth spin

>>533953581
What did he do? Mint a memecoin?

>>533847528
My build.
I call it "Bold and Brash".

>>533957428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz1rJr5kYrw
The longer you watch the worse it gets, it's so on the nose I wonder if it's a humiliation ritual. It might even be breaking youtube ToS in terms of disclosure, not sure though

>>533957714
I mean you can just skip to any part of the video and look at the display on the right to get an idea of what's going on here. He's just advertising his super monetised "gamified" server

>>533957592
Better look at the inside. The oak slabs above are supposed to be rafters, for storage.

you guys got some fun adventure/easter egg hunting maps for a young lad like myself?

>>533958065
Do you like collecting debt / trying to find the three easter eggs on the back of your mom's credit card?

>>533958253
I already played this game on roblox and it wasn't very fun :(

>>533958412
I was thinking about this while watching this crap >>533957714 and started wondering if Roblox was intended to be a sandbox for experimenting with monetisation especially around kids

might start watching this beef guy, he seems based

>>533957714
Is it a P2W server or something? I really don't want to watch more than a minute

>>533958651
If you check the comments on that video there are bots too. Honestly just another win for prejudice ("masculine beard man" revealed to be faggot)

>>533958736
It's pay to something with a dozen different incoherent currencies, gambling and progression systems

caring this much about a random youtuber makes you a faggot too fyi

>>533958953
Sure sounds like he sold the fuck out

>>533959197
He's done one or two server shill "let's plays" that don't go anywhere (die quickly) lately which I'm guessing are the same sort of thing, now he's hosting his own and it looks even worse. Probably a matter of time before he gets hit with a lawsuit or "cancelled" (the next grift I'm sure)

>>533959023
>caring this much about a random youtuber makes you a faggot too fyi
Telling this to all of the other people who used to look forward to his videos

>>533958065
stay on topic please

>>533959197
bro needs to pay the damn rent
and hc hasn't really been doing numbers since the covid lockdowns

>>533935663
vibrant visuals runs sub 30fps on my rtx 4090 at native 4k while java shaders sit at a comfy 200. why is it so bad? what are they thinking?

>>533960169
>4090
That's not enough for minecraft, grandad

>>533960169
>he fell for the 4k gaming meme

>>533962881
4k high refresh rate oled is gorgeous and i wont be going back

>>533957592
>>533958021
Old version or resource pack?

>>533965051
old version, as in 1.12.2
that's what I'm currently playing on

Bros, after many many years I decided to hop back into minecraft, and started a fresh vanila run on the latest update. But after a while I noticed that the water biomes are way smaller, as in they are ponds compared to what I remember. Are there actual ocean sized water biomes, or now everything is like this?
Does the large biomes world type meant to "fix" this? Also, what the fuck is AMPLIFIED? looks normal to me