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>>533611252>Version 3.5 "Before Their Deaths" Special Program will release on 2025/08/02 19:30 (UTC+8)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT48gE7YMDE
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>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>3.4 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250620version-1rnehr/index.html>Honkai: Star Rail ร Fate[UBW] Collab PV โ "A Long 'Fated' Meeting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg9RiJv1fNY
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>Version 3.4 Trailer โ "For the Sun is Set to Die"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwj-WxggXcI
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>Phainon Trailer โ "Coronal Radiance"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaT1GftoqV0
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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
she will be t0 in 2 years when her buff drops
Shaoji will demand his wife get the best buffs ever
3.4 will be remembered as one of HSR's worst ever patches
>*cricket cricket cricket*
>>533633141We love yuri here
They had to delay march and dan heng's drip marketing for this stream
This stream better be amazing
So THIS is the long term effect of deworming...
>>533633143Wouldn't you rather get an SP with a fresh new kit instead of playing the same character with the same kit and design over and over for years
T-they'll announce free Lancer
>>533633167That's 1.5, the game almost died back then as Fontaine was mogging us.
>>533633143E2 is still broken so those buffs are kinda unnecessary
Acheron needs them more
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>10 mins before livestream
>thread this slow
so 3.4 really did you guys in, huh
>>5336333491.4*
HCQ was such a mess and don't forget all the melties over Topaz being a jew
>>533633412More like the whole 3.X lol
>>533633510Aglaea said this
>>533633412>>533633143Buff Black Swan and Acheron
Especially Acheronโs eidolons
black tier asses would save HSR
5 minutes until helektra natchos
The game ranks first in revenue, but why does it feel so hollow
>>533633167you don't remember how dead we were back in late 1.x, I was sure star rail would become honkai impact levels of life support
Mydei bouncing on my fat fucking cock and screaming my name
Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit
>>533633556Aglaea approved it, I asked her
>>533633559>only ship with any sort of ingame synergy diabolical, hoyo
>>533633630None of that money is going back to the game.
You niggas do realize it's gonna be a 30 min stream? (20 mins of story recap and spoilers)
hysilens, my water-tank-wife...
>>533633720dotacheron my beloved
>>533633680Why is Irontomb letting you post, Phainon
>>533633630None of the revenue goes back into the game, just the marketing which is worthless to anyone not a zoomie
>>533633639You mean early 1.X, mid-late 1.X had good content.
>>533633630All our revenue is being funneled to keep ZZZ live
>>533633720Mydei/Castorice
I love when Phainon destroys my pussy
>>533633752it's gonna be the best stream ever
they wouldn't delay it and march's drip for nothing
>>533633770Lost to a Ciliali rerun BTW
how the fuck is 3.5 supposed to top the most hype Amphoreus character + a fucking FATE collab?
>>533633846Thanks for telling us, anonymous
>>533633879>western warp trackers
>>533633720If you're a yurikek
OH MY GOD ITS FUCKING HAPPENING HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>533633817hmm not sure, I remember it was after phantylia that people stopped logging in, I think that's late 1.x?
>>533633878only non-TB ship*
>>533633880Fate collab PART 2
HOLY SHIT ITS UP GUYS ITS UP!!!!
>>533633280What am I looking at
>>533633224It really wasn't, Genshin had no shipbait, shippers made up a shit load of headcanon, that the game itself never supported.
Zhongli and Childe are cordial but otherwise don't care for one another, and during Liyue they created a web event, where either of them would ask out Lumine on a date (they didn't even give Aether as an option). Jean and Diluc didn't have any ship pandering either, they were cordial, but that's it. Similarly, and Kaeya and Diluc are brothers with opposing elements, and their interactions emphasized that fact.
Ayaka's story was completely rewritten to make sure that there was no ship pandering, and Ayato and Touma never interact in the game itself.
They only started to pander to shipshit when they reached Sumeru.
>>533633948so if I have 3 good subs I lock the 4th one which is bad and only get good rolls? might be huge???
I am not feeling the hype for today's stream tbqhwy
>>>Genshin had no shipbait
Someone summarize the livestream. I'm bored and cbf watching it.
having to wake up early in a Saturday for this shit...
>>533633927What people?
Phanty was 1.2 anyway, that's hardly late.
>stream's up
>check the thread
>undesirables spamming garbage on cooldown
sheeeeeessshhh
Genshin has 100x the shipbait than HSR has
COLLAB PART 2
WTF
https://youtu.be/M7jXB8bdEV0?si=ieQpB1u9pfaRFqoY
Theresia: I love male cock and pecs
>>533633838I think anon meant pushed ship, not headcanon. By that logic Castorice/Hyacine is canon
holy fvvvaaarrrkk hysilens is fucking amazing
>>533633948You'll get 1 of them every patch, if you want more, better pay up.
Source: Uncle /hsrg/
>>533633280why is she dressed like this
>>533633948It's an upgrade over the dice but it's even harder to get.
>>533634137Secondaries are melting down in our threads
>>533634125blame amphoreuus
>>533633817>>533633927This place was really active in Phantylia / Swarm patch (1.2 & 1.3), but it started dying once Topaz, Huohuo and Argenti released.
We only had a revival after announcing Penacony and giving away the free Ratio.
>>533634045This is just my personal guess but.. maybe you weren't in the internet yet?
Because there are plenty of ships in Genshin since the early days. From Bennet Fischl, Mona Fischl, to Hu Tao Zhongli and whatever the fuck you want really.
Genshin is a fucking shipping festival from the very beginning. Worse than Star Rail ever was..
Kek canโt wait for xhe yuritroon to cry and then chimp about worms again
>>533634182We love Theresia here
>>533634137I checked it out and it seems like march is being spammed the hardest
>>533634225To tease cocks
>>533634005Funny part is how many of those are group arts, kekypow
The aventurine yume is annoying as fuck.
>>533634298No it wasn't, everyone loved the Pokemon and Ghost Buster event.
RRRRAH I couldn't screenshot on time. I kept tabbing out.
>MARCH
>DAN FORMA DE FUEGO
?????? just like that?
wow elysia caelus handholding?!
Atleast she canโt be linked to Troonlysia anymore
>Dark March and Cyrene
With what gems dawei?
Hag Cyrene
Terravox not having armor is a shame
man that looked like shit
>March is back
>Story looks good again
Simple as
HOLY SHIT CAELUS C AND C WITH CYRENE LMAOOO
FVVVVVARK CAELUS TRAILER
WE ARE SO BACK
TB2NPKQ8USKF
TB2NPKQ8USKF
TB2NPKQ8USKF
>elysia shilling already in full swing
YIKES
>literally Elysia
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cyerenecucks???
DEAD
ElysiaGOD???
WOOOOOOOOOOOONNED
Is it me or Modis didn't get a proper cameo like the other chrysos heirs?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That was definitely HoHE Elysia
E6 E6 E6
the game is fucking saved
holy cinema I am cumming!
>>533634669I dont care about paglysia
>>533634587Bro? You literally have 2 save patches.
Huh that trailer was different from normal version trailers. And if it was a part 2 trailer, why not use the second part of nameless faces
>first code already>>533633752
>>533634305They interacted but characters interacting =/ ship pandering.
Holy shit, March was the hidden nuke.
She is the strongest of the Trailblazer crew.
AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I KNEEEL
>>533634669paglus can have his pink demon, we don't want her
HOLY C&C WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>533634692>March is schizoHOYO MY MONEY IS YOURS
This is going to be the biggest pagbait patch in the game's history.
>Caelus x Cyrene in full swing
Yuritroon meltdown incoming
>>533634747LA CREATIVIDAD SHAOJI
OUR LOLI CYRENE IS BETTER
THIS IS A DOWNGRADE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>533634728>>533634747>>533634748
retards really thought elysia would be small LMAO
Cerydra sounds like she needs a correction
>>533634747from the hit game I forgot the name and nobody played?!?!
>JP Cerydra is Noelle
nice
>>533634748firepags won't like this...
>>533634723OWLBVRT AND SCR3WLLVM carry this show.
>>533634728This is literally just the HI3 design, what the hell.
Phairenesisters..why is that slut cheating on Phainon after he did all that for her for 100 billion cycles
>cucklus trailer
Closed the tab. I'll get chatgpt to summarize it.
>amphoreus is only halfway over
fucking kill me now
CYRENE CONFIRMED STRAIGHT AND CANON WIFE
PHAIRENE RUGPULLED AGAIN AAAAAIIEEEREEE
FVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>533634692I don't care if evil march is triple t5 on release, I am rolling
>>533634715Because Nameless Faces fucking sucks
>>533634657Fujo writer got kicked out, after fucking up Phainon's character.
>>533634907Rooting for Irontomb!
what if march is amnesiac ouroboros?
>>5336348923 patches left
I know they love to recycle assets but that's literally just Elysia from HI3 lmao
True hero of Amphoreus is here
FVARKKKKK C&C XITTER MELTDOWN INCOMING
THE DEWORMING PROCESS IS IN FULL SWING
>>533634831But angy. Nice.
>Sigh-reeny
do EN cucks really?
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I am so lucky....
>cyren-e
I thought the E was silent
Cerydra used momoiro instead of pink for some reason?
>MYDEI DIDNT GET A SOLO SHOT
RUGPULLED
>>533634896>>533634986>that finger interlockingsay his name
>Ironbomb is just a giant mech boss
Fuck this gayshit
Phaireneschizo is VERY QUIET
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAH KEKPOSTERS LOST SO FUCKING HARD HAHAHAHAHAH
>>533634728>>533634747Give me those Primogems!
>have stellaron cancer
>get 400,000,000 core flame cancers on top of it
>Ended up being real
noway
36k viewers on stream... flophoerus and pagnon killed HSR...
>>533634747I was promised a flattie
Felt like they forced TB to be the hero in the trailer
I thought she was See-reh-nay,
>>533635009It's a greek name
oh man, theres a melty incoming
>>533635021forgotten and forever irrelevant
Phainon: I like to watchโฆ
>>533634715Because Nameless Faces is about Phainon and Cyrene. But Phainon got written out of the story. But I do think that this new one was made last minute since it doesn't even have it's own song.
xisters... BVLLVS is defiling our yuri icon......
>>533634747>big titsFUCK I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BE A HEBE I WAS GONNA SKIP
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>533634754hey Zaunite can we suck a cock together?
new dan looks like a 4* character lol
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>>533632972 (OP)OMG she really is gonna show us who our mommy is
i'm OBSESSED
>>533635108Yeah it felt kinda forced
>spoiling the entire 3.0-3.4 in livestream
WTF are these clowns doing? What if people haven't played yet?
can they stop yapping about the story and get to the gameplay previews already
What's the morse code in the background say?
>>533635080lmfao Therta looks so off.
>plays HONKAI game
>literally HONKAI character shows up
shocked_pikachu.jpg
>>533635076We're on JP strim xister
BROS I FUCKING LOVE MARCH
>>533634995That's how it's pronounced in greek
>>533635009Cyrene is a Greek name and, as far as I know, Greek doesn't really have silent letters.
>>533635105She was holding back
>>533634747IS THIS A HAG OR A MAID?? IT BETTER BE A MAID ELSE I AM NOT PULLING
LMAO
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nice dead "game" railkeks
>>533635030MY FVAAAAAAAAAAAARKING HERO
>we are going back to the time when a thousand tribbies existed
>>533635080KEK no wonder dan is free, it's literally a reskin
>it's literally fontaine
lmao
>>533635157Why the fuck would you watch a stream for 3.5 if you're not up to date with the story?
>>533635154blame phainon flopping
>Cyrene master love
>Columbina master love
Mihoyo is healingโฆ
>>533635160They have no content beyond the story bwo
they need to stall.
>all this spam about ships and waifus
does anybody here cares for and enjoys star rail as a game? or is everybody here just for headcanon and shitflinging?
>>533634995>>533635009it's the greek pronunciation, ฮฯ
ฯฮฎฮฝฮท = Cyrene
holy shit hagrene and dan are ugly as fuck, march is pure sex though
>Cerydra uses boku
CORRECTION NEEDED
>>533635080>Evil March has an umbrella Guess she's trying to do some kind of Acheron cosplay.
>TB did jack shit for 5 patches
>They're suddenly the hero
AMPHOREUS WAS REWRITTEN
>>533635157This is the 3.5 version stream bwo, there obviously will be spoilers from previous version
amphoreus areas are trashing and no one cares about them. no one speaks about them. bring us japan already.
im a fujo and my narrative ends in 3.4 so I'll stop playing the game
>>533635176I was promised that StarRail would have nothing to do with Honkai the 3rd
Why does the alt form of our fucking heroine, March 7th, plays a second fiddle to Elysia on the PV?
>sabotaged Castorice waifufag appeal knowing theyโd go all in with Cyrene
LMAOOOOOOO
those hysilens thighs are asking to be spread wide open
>>533635280We're waiting for Lygus to show up to FVARK
>>533635080They didnโt even try with Dan
>>533635080Bro that's literally just 4* Dan wtf?
March barely looks different too.
Lazy ass devs.
>>533635108Because it is forced, they don't even have a new song for Part II.
>>533635230It's Saturday, everyone is having sex or partying.
>>533635030guy who has herpes, AIDs, worms and HIV now
>>533635194>>533635285Do Greekcucks really? I subscribe to the Japanese reading - Kyu-reh-neh
>>533635304Stelle didn't do shit so Caelus needed to step up and take her place
Stelle gets Castorice
Caelus gets Cyrene
Who won?
>>533635304anon, they literaly said they were doing rewrites after the poor reception
its not a some searing accusation
dont blame "pags" or whatever, youre the ones that let it flop
>More maps
>More chests
They fucking need to stop making new maps or at the very least reduce the exploration to a minimum. If I wanted to do explorationslop I'd play fucking genshin or any other open-word trash game. 30+ chests per map????????? And even worse, that map is just recycled and turned a bit more dark?? Kill yourself.
>>533635405They're the same character
>>533635280Nigga what game? I have done nothing other than pressing auto for the last month.
Can't believe they're downgrading this peak design.
HERES HOW PHAIRENE CAN STILL WIN
Whats the deal with Marzo Negro anyway
Dark March wasn't an exaggeration huh
>>533635424I personally prefer Cas, they are gonna try too hard with pagrene
oh man they are just spoiling shit now
>find out that March is getting shit in terms of le special animations
My hatred for Shartoji and his slop grows ever stronger.
Fuck Shartoji. May he get rectal cancer.
Fuck his every OC steel donut. All of them are trash characters with no charisma.
Fuck Hi3. May it drag Mihomo to its EoS since they want that to happen so much.
I thank the God every day that more and more gacha are amping up in quality because fuck this company with catcus!
So who was TB fighting?
Lygus right? Cannot be Iron Tomb, because that would mean they failed.
>FF baited with Caelus
>Cyrene baited with Caelus
Shaoji is DEFINITELY an incel.
>>533635424No one actually cares about Castorice or Cyrene. Whoever gets March wins
>>533635304Nobody likes a story where youโre the cameraman
Amphoreus was gigaflopping and slopping
>>533635080March absorbed Arlecchino
>>533635389My useless wife powercrept by her own sub-dps
Cyrene is in DEEP need of correction.
>>533635404kyure-ne is also onomatopoeia of the greek word retarf
The /hsrg/ trooncord is not going to like this...
>>533635080>was saving for Dark March>her design is assWhat do
>they have to tell the viewers that herta and screwllum will be in the story this time
how many people complained?
>>533634747>no visible cleavage>long skirtWhy are hsr female character's such safe slop compared to genshit? She looks like she was designed for little girls.
>SHITgus's weak to ice
MY HUMILIATION RITUAL ENDS HERE
PREPARE TO DIE SHITGUS
>>533635342That's the trailer for the masses, trust in Marchdevs, at least 3 totally not dates coming
>>533635217I notice people always get mad when ancient greek and lain words are pronounced properly
Like when Cesar is pronounced as "Kai saar" instead of "see zer"
lol HSR is so dead amphoreus killed the hype holy shit
>March but Vivian umbrella
>Dan except with a different shirt
They're really expecting to roll for this?
>2nd code already
ummm. are they rushing amphoreus?
CT2N72RRUAJK
CT2N72RRUAJK
CT2N72RRUAJK
>>533635552Skip and roll Cyrene. Wants (you) more as well
can you blackies stop posting about your imaginary boyfriend and his ugly prostitute and post the fucking codes
>>533635541I highly prefer it with the "eh" sound rather than the "i" sound. Kyurene > Kyrini
>>533635304AS WAS REWRITTEN
THANK YOU MEM
>>533635571All the complaints are entirely justified btw. Herta was hyped up since 1.0 and when she finally appeared she didn't do SHIT.
I'm not opposed to MC dick sucking by principle by Star Rail sucks at doing it. TB has no feats of their own and was pretty much Phainon's sidekick for 5 patches straight and suddenly they are hailed as the hero.
>>533635452SEEEXOOOOOOO SEX SEX SWEATY SEGGGS WITH MADAME HERTA
>>533635597Pagnon killed the game so hard
>March still has pink hair
FVAAAAAAAARK THANK YOU SHAOJI
TB destruction rework status?
>>533635549>check the discord>one guy is coming back to hsr JUST for cyreneget your narrative straight
>>533635606They don't expect anyone to roll for Dan so they giving him for free
bros march's dead eyes make my dick rock solid, how the fuck do I skip this sexo
ENTER
Machine Emperor Rubert the First, Theoros Lycurgus, Irontombs Nousgalia, The Eruditions End
>>533635498So is our March gone for good?
>hivdei got written out from the story
KEKYPOWWWWWWWWWW
CERTIFIED CUTE AND CANON
>March
>Firefly
>Castorice
>Cyrene
>>533635584Cleavage doesn't equates to adult kiddo hahaha, maybe that UK law has a point after allk
why are they spoiling story boss on stream?
>i thought the handholding was March at first
>its actually Cyrene
This is actually kinda sad lmao. She's getting cucked when she gets her alt?
BUBBLES ON TV!
MY BUBBLES!
>>533635304Good, at least they realized that (you) being a cameraman 24/7 was a retarded idea.
B-b-b-but my child wife cyrene.... what happened???
Can I go back to plowing Mydei now that my duty to temporarily hold the pagbait baton is over?
Is it still March if she's all doom and gloom instead of genki pinky
this sounds like Nod Krai music
The chinks are mad they used Caelus for that trailer lmao
Dawei naked dogeza soon
>>533635659i'l rape you Com.
>>533635720>brute forces you
>march has a mouth and vore motif
this is your wife now
>>533635761SEAL SLAMMERS PART 2??
>>533635798chink fans are the worst lmao
>trannies already melting down
KEK
>>533635753March doesnt like TB that way
>>533635798Good. They need to delete that ugly homo.
>>533635720Flopnon can die inside his ult? LOL
>>533635775Why didn't they give Mydei a proper shot? I am pissed.
>>533635650Because the game unironically has too much forced ship pandering.
>>533635816Hot I hope she eats some of the other girls and digests them
>>533635816>Mouth and teeth motif>Eats a coreflame in the trailerMarch Voracity confirmed? Enigmata red herring?
>>533635798All 5 that play HI3?
>>533635814>Lygus can't keep up with the REDMANServants easily BTFO Emanators
>>533635837I'm with the chinks on this one but only because I hate cyrene and elysia shilling
>>533635304TB literally did more in 3.0-3.4 than the entire 1.0 up to the end of Penacony.
>>533635847Do you search for this
So why didn't these other Titans appear in the other cycle we have experienced?
They really just gave us miss pink elf
>>533635798They always use Caelus for pagbait and Stelle for plot significance
>>533635004>>533634986>>533634943>>533634896>hand holdingDon't make any decisions you will regret anon
>30k views
WuWONNERED SO FUCKING HARD
Dan's 4* design has always better then his Inhibitor Lunae design. It was perfect from the start
Them just changing it a bit and getting rid of the gay chest hole is a good decision
I DONT CARE ABOUT AQUACHEST AND CERBRICK
GIVE ME DARK MARCH AND CYRENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>533635798stelle will get the 3.7 trailers
trust the plan
2 more weeks
>>533635834Nah just chillin.
Uh... what's going on with Mydei?
>>533635887Now I get why March constantly wants to eat food. She's an emanator of Voracity!
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>GODlus cucked HIthirdies
>>533635798I am a yurifag and I can barely give a fuck if they pair cyrene with Caelus since she has no yuri ships
behold
the emanator of voracity
>>533635775Anon, Mydei was revived but Phainon was not.
>Show Caelus in PV
>Livestream views drop
Hmmmmm
>>533635938WHY IS SHE WEARING A BURKA? WHO IS THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR THIS CHARACTER?
Does anyone literally care about Cerydra or Hysilens
>skip
>skip
>skip
>read when March shows up
>skip
>skip
3.5 is looking good
>>533635860No, if his HP drops to zero his ult just ends early.
>>533635847>Tourist filteredKek, can't wait for more of their melty, this will be more fun than the time with Firefly
>>533635775Kys phaideitroon
>>533635916She literally let mem do all the work lmao
TB did FUCK ALL
>>533635847pink smasher
yuri slayer
troon reaper
stelle's master
>>533635973No it isn't. He looks like a 4*.
Cyrene wants to have sex with us?
>they literally just fucking imported dykelysia to HSR with 0 change
fucking embarassing
>>533635927Do you mean Heirs? Because they were dead.
>>533635887wtf, dark march is so ugly. how the fuck did they mess up the 5 star variant of the most beloved character in the game so badly?
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FIREWIFE SPOTTED
>>533635873Castrum Kremnos got shown at the start, it's odd considering he, Castorice and Hyacine to be the only heirs with boss battles.
>>533635973I mean yeah, this is unironcially better looking than Dan IL.
>>533636002Wao I really hope him not getting a proper solo shot has some meaning and not just because they forget
>>533635304>TB did jack shit for 5 patchesWE DID EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING WUWAJEETS!!!!
WE ARE THE FUCKING TIME TITAN!!!!
WE RECLAIMED ALL THE COREFLAMMES!!!
WE ARE THE REAL HERO!!!!!
Wut
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>>533636025They are all giving Caelus their coreflames though
>>533636081I play the game that's why I know Mem literally did all the work
Dan could have been there and got the coreflame instead of TB and nothing would have changed
>>533636069>reuse same designs and expys across all of your gamesLMAO billion dollar company btw. Fucking hacks.
>Yuri seethe out of nowhere
Cielhn....
>>533636002Holy shit imagine if Shaoji is so butthurt over his selfinsert [Phainon] being seen as gay he just permafuses Mydei to Phainon to permakill him
>emergency self-insert pandering after 4 patches of phainon dicksucking
Why is this game so cringe
If Wuwa is flopping why are Genshin, HSR, and ZZZ trying so hard to copy them?
>>533636021kek this is all the background lore she needs
>>533635847At least xhe said bees, would have been worse if xhe said flies.
>>533635973Should've given him a helmet like the silhouette
>If Phainon is on the team, Cerydra now grants double damage
>>533636159>WEyou mean the chrysos heirs that weren't the TB
>>533636002AH it was his arm? Haven't catched it
Herta sitting in cuck chair and just watching
At the end of the story Hysilens stabs (and kills) Cerydra who fell into your embrace.
>>533635847kinda funny that troons try to shit on incels, when they themselves are just castrated incels
Now that the dust has settled what do we think of the new cute and canon elf wife
>>533636092Hysilens's light
>EN
>Hysilens
>JP
>Seirensu
huh
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my nigga pawnbert
>>533636167No you didn't skiptard.
>>533636241Too fat.
Give me back my hebe wife.
I shan't be watching the gay stream, give me the recap
>>533635847>xitter screenshot with 8 likesso is this your account or do you follow this one?
>>533636092You losted bigly, Zaunite.
Heterosexuality won
>>533636218the voracity did devour most the of the bugs....
>>533636241They ruined her...
>>533636252Her name is just Siren in CN
Cerydra, you can't get a checkmate if you lose your king first...
>>533636241Well she's an elf so she is now only for rape and not love. Shame, but I don't make the rules.
>>533636195It will be funny as fuck if Shitrene flops harder than Fagnon or Rice kek
>>533636195I won't bite until they publicly apologize for Phainon.
I'M GONNA FUCKING PUNCH IRONTOMB IN THE FACE
>>533635967I'm sorry firefly...
>>533636165Anon the cycle restarted. That was referencing the previous cycle.
>>533636186>permafuses Mydei to Phainon to permakill himThis would be even gayer
>>533636076Flame Reaver aka Khaslana already killed them?
Quitting hsr for wuwa after this boring stream
>50k viewers
WuWa and ZZZ could never
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How autistic was this ? I feel proud
>>533636186Yet another victory for mobchads
>>533636241She couldn't come any sooner...
>twitch hsr stream has more viewers than youtube
damn, your beloved platform is dying bros. shame...
I like that Herta sounds bored as fuck
Me too, girl. Me too.
>>533636287shay, you are the opposite of heterosexual
what if its another firefly
>Its literally just ego Elysia
And you fucks told me this story would be different from the flamechase arc in hi3rd
This is LITERALLY just a copy paste, just fire shaoji
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>sacrifice the king to win
???
>Look up Cerydra's en va
>She's Australian but she's doing an American accent
Fucking hell, we could've had aussie Cerydra.
This game really is just hype moment and aura
>>533636415i'd a screwlita
>>533636186>Just copying jayvick
Hyacine --> last alive person from sky tribe
Hysilene --> last siren
Cerydra ---> last monarch
Mydei ---> last prince
I am getting tired boss
>>533636282Not your grok window dro
I'm falling asleep.
So boring.
Whyโs the stream so short and boring? Are HSR done with Amphoreus already?
>>533636449She will kill herself
WHEN I SAY WU
YOU SAY WON
WU
I hate HI3 shilling so goddamn much
>>533636456she sounds good regardless
thank god mihoyo started firing americans
predict how many events we get
>Phainon and Anaxa in Cerydra's stream showcase
>cyrene doesn't have a moon shaped halo to parallel phainon's sun halo
Just why? Why does she have a cringe heart halo?
cydera should work pretty well with the herta from the sound of her buff, right?
>>533636456g'day cunts, cery fackin' dee 'ere
>>533636456She's an Imperator bwo.
Don't know any Roman Emperor speaking with aussie accent.
Cameraman allegations? DEBUNKED
I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER
I'M PUNCHING IRONTOMB
I'M THE HERO
CYRENE IS MY WIFE [NOT YURIBAIT]
FUCK YOU
>>533632972 (OP)Dark March is going to ruin my life.
I can't stop thinking about her. Somebody save me.
I don't have Kafka and black swans. How bad idea is to roll hysilens?
>female character only works as support for male characters
She's doomed
God I want to be turned into a pawn by Cerydra...
>>533636562Because Stelle is the moon to his sun
>Cerydra is using boku
truly a Furina expy
>>533636567Post the one with the long ass text.
Imagine having your favorite character be BiS for a DPS who literally deletes them from the fight
I pity cerydrafags
>>533634728>>533634747this picture is everywhere, I have seen it at least 100 times now
>>533636595stick her on your acheron team
>>533636389That's pretty bad for HSR, if ZZZ could get 30 to 40k.
>>533636568She is phainons exclusive cocksleeve as shown from the demo she doesn't work with any other character in the entire game.
GODlusโฆ have mercyโฆ youโre the new MC
>>533636539>I hate HI3Stay mad.
HI3 expies are the most popular and profitable characters in HSR
>>533636628Yeah that's a skip from me
>>533636449its a win if after they take your king, you beat them to death with the chessboard, right?
>>533636595I have Kafka and Black Swan and am skipping Hysiflop
>Mediocrity has no place in the throne
Cerydra-dono....
>>533636386They haven't specified how Hysilens and Cerydra died, but I doubt it was Khaslana. They were killed 1000 year before the cycle where TB and Dan entered, and in 3.1 everybody including Aglaea and Tribbie didn't know the Flame Reaver. Those 1000 years have the Chrysos Wars, so probably died related to that. Flame Reaver did kill Cyrene.
>>533636595follow your dick
>>533636583CHADlus I kneel
>2nd half has the good night sleep well instead of the fucking DoT half
They really just showed off Cerydra with Phainon and Anaxa lmaoooo
Navia - Kino
Vivian - DOGSHIT
Yuzuha - Kino
March - ???
>>533636595Do you have enough pulls to get Hysilens and kafka in 3.5?
kek that dan looks awful why would they keep the green
Yeah yeah can we get to the main dish already
I can't think of anything more bricking than rolling for Kafka's LC now
>Kafka and SW reruns
This really is the skip patch of all skip patches
>>533636687DOGSHIT
Type the CAPTCHA here
?
>>533636562She's not his parallel, she's (You)r wife.
>>533636539You would not be playing this without Hi3 existing
>>533636626Same.
Maybe it's because her color scheme is similar to Acheron blanco, I was expecting it to to be a Japanese-looking umbrella
TB2NPKQ8USKF
CT2N72RRUAJK
YA37N29RUSJ7
>>533636389even filler patches shit on wuturd and zzzcuck any day of the month
doesn't look like this stream will even reach 60k viewers
We all love Vivian here retard
YA37N29RUSJ7
YA37N29RUSJ7
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>>533636736Kinda, I guess...
MYDEITROONS ARE KILLING THEMSELVES EN MASSE AS WE SPEAK
Is March gonna eat Memosprites?
so cyrene is fanservice for caelus... meaning shes NOT for phainon... oh #phaidei won again
>>533636520MHM, THAT'S THE WAY
>>533636721I'm getting her for my E2 Anaxa (his E2 cost me 33 rolls btw)
WHY IS OWLBERT BLACK
>WHY IS OWLBERT BLACK
WHY IS OWLBERT BLACK
>WHY IS OWLBERT BLACK
WHY IS OWLBERT BLACK
>WHY IS OWLBERT BLACK
Retarded Elysiafags who spammed about how she's a canon lesbian are going to melty over this
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>>533636660>That's pretty bad for HSR56k viewers now.
Stay mad ZZZkek
>>533636809VIVIAN IS THE MOST DOGSHIT HOYO CHARACTER EVER MADE
>>533636767just the obligatory skip patch before Marchgod and ElysiaSOVEREIGN hit the game
Cerydra: I love it when Phainon and Anaxa take turns using me
Whyโs there no hype? These are ZZZ stream tier numbers
>>533636802As soon as they showed Caelus, the views dropped.
mydeisisters, I think I'll uninstall today, I'll see you back in gig
>short ugly annoying bitch
wow thanks
>>533636568Not really because Herta will remove the stacks on the enemies after her first enhanced skill, which means the second one does shit damage.
>cerydra and hysilens in a bath together
it's just like the hit movie, handmaid's tale!!!11
>>533636790thanks hermano
>>533636636>Imagine having your favorite character be BiS for a DPS who literally deletes them from the fight>I pity cyrenefags>I pity robinfags>I pity cyrenefags
>>533636861MY
NIGGA
OWLBVRT
>>533636864they've melted since HI3, what's the difference? she was an all-around slut even in there.
we should have had some world mem quest that is as mindbreaking as the aranara one
>>533636935I feel like the devs are trying to tell us something with this but I can't quite place it...
You're watching the wrong stream
>>533636906WE hate dykes here
>>533636935Didnt genshin have this event
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>>533636871Why are you even using the EN streams?
>>533636720Ad hominem = you lost
OH NO NO NONO KEKPOSTERS? ANYTHING TO SAY?
CYRENE AND CAELUS HELD HANDS
WU WONNERED
WHEN I SAY WU
YOU SAY WON
WU
>>533636935the one and only for the patch. make sure to savor it
No one cares about western sales numbers so why do you care about western viewer numbers. Post the Billibilli numbers
what the fuck was that accent
>>533636992beautiful lesbian couple and screwlum
>>533636892>skip patchbut anon, didn't you hear that the law titan is the key to turning the tide in amphoreus?
who the fuck is pulling for these two losers when dark march and cyrene are coming?
people who just really like Phainon?
ZZZ 2.1 stream had 47k views at peak BTW
HSR is around ZZZโs level now
LMAOOOOOO
Just say that yall are lesbophobes and go
why do expies exist... why can't they just collab hi3 and star rail bro
>>533637019>>533636992I want to understand what is being said
I apologize for laughing at the Azur Lane essex cooking mini-game video
>Screwllum called Anaxa Anaxagoras-dono
He'd love him.
>>533637053OHNONONO PHAIDEITRANNIES??
So the restaurant that fujos were going crazy over was an in universe fictional event.
okay can they show her with any other character now
>>533637037>Wu Won*tap the sign*
>>533636994Sparke would say that (and then get fucked silly by Bita)
>>533637025>Hold hands = in loveSounds like what a virgin loser would say
I held hands many times with girls my age but they didn't love me.
>Cyrene is for (you)
Wtf I thought honkai expies were off limits
>>533636968Isn't this the woman that left her OG company so she could keep a better life-work balance with her boyfriend? I pity you and the condom money you spent on her
>>533636586I'M GONNA USE MY $100 TOPUP BONUS ON HER BANNER AND NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS WITH SHIT TASTE CAN STOP ME. MY QUEEN!!!!
who the fuck specializes in salads
>>533636770>>533636924>1:30ruh roh... samefag melty
>>533636935based, I asked for this
March 7th became October 31st.
>>533636626Kek she finally shows up with her umbrella from the release trailer
what a stagnated shit game
>spending so long explaining this slop event
They really have nothing to show huh
>>533637106Yes I am a homophobe. Kill all gays lesbians and troons
>>533637019Wushart and zzzflop got mogged
>>533637019>cant even beat the PAGArchive summer streamour relevance.....
>>533635076very close but he uses a generic sword instead of polearm spear
the new event is unironically SOVL
>>533637053>no mydeiPHAIDEITROONS GOT RUGPULLED KEYPOWWWWWWW
>caelus is the main character again
>meanwhile
LMAOOO APOLOGIZE, RETARD. DAN HENG REIGNS ETERNAL AND WILL BE EXPY'D TO GENSHIN!!
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/532920107/#q532936547
>>533637021You = 40 year old gacha player
>Phainon's specialty is.... salad
Are you fucking real?
Evil Marchโs memosprite is sperm
>>533637152You really say this after 3.4?
>>533637152She's always been for everyone and I guess this time that includes (you)
Just me or 3.5 sounds boring
>>533637152Kiana is for (you). Why wouldn't Elysia?
>>533636583>pre rendered hype trailer let's how this holds up when the actual patch comes out
>>533637152Your floperon?
Your flopnon?
>Same skirt
>Same shoes
It's even more lazy than hunt march...
Where is all the money going
TB2NPKQ8USKF
CT2N72RRUAJK
YA37N29RUSJ7
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
WU WON SO HARD
NICE GAME HSRKEKS
>we're back to giga filler
>>533637198>says while posting troontroon
GETTING HERTA DRUNK AND DATERAPING HER
>Recycled drink event
Bruh
>>533637258>meanwhilestar rail could never
So, are they ever going to improve the actual game, or is it just new forms for popular characters and cutscenes bait aka aura farming and hype moments?
damn, that's a pretty lazy event
why are people pretending Cyrene hadn't hugged TB in the 3.0 trailer already
IS THAT FUCKING DINER DASH
.
FUCKING PEAK, 10/10 NO NOTES
>>533637276Granny panties or not?
>>533637323VIVIAN IS THE MOST DOGSHIT HOYO CHARACTER EVER MADE
TOP 3 WORST CHARACTER
1 - DOGSHIT VIVIAN
2 - PHAINON
3 - CASTORICE
WE HATE DOGSHIT VIVIAN HERE
SHIT CHARACTER
TOP 7 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD HATE DOGSHIT TOO
1 - DOGSHIT WRITING
2 - DOGSHIT DESIGN
3 - DOGSHIT GAMEPLAY
4 - DOGSHIT VOICE
5 - DOGSHIT FACTION
6 - DOGSHIT FANS
7 - DOGSHIT DOGSHIT
IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS MILLIONS OF HATERS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS JUST ONE HATER, THAT'S ME
IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS NO HATERS, I'M NO LONGER HERE
IF THE WORLD IS NOT AGAINST DOGSHIT VIVIAN, I'M AGAINST THE WORLD.
>rerun penacony drinking event
>restaurant and drinks mixing event fucking kek
>>533637053>Stelle gets used specificially to stand with Phainonlol
>>533637382aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>533637276it's literally the just jelyfish from the thing lol
i thought it would be bigger at least
>reusing events again
>March reskinned
>Dan reskinned
This game made 91 million last month btw
>>533637342>WON SO HARD>back to back sales flop>cant beat genshin on their weakest month of 2025ermm
>more event reruns
how creatively bankrupt can these devs be?
>>533637048Man this guy's aura went to zero when they removed his cape
Yeah, I'd rather get no events
>>533637275H-He's trying his best!
TECTONE WON
SAINTONTAS WON
WU WON
HSRKEKS LOST
holy fuck we get to train our own herta sexbots
>>533637037You couldn't even beat ZZZ with your Arlecchino equivalent, the only thing you're winning is the losing competition.
>>533637361>>533636284Zaunite I want to suck a cock with you
>>533637368gore melty and over what
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>533637258Damn, Wise is caked up
>Genshin has a MC where heโs solo leveling gigachad
>HSR has a MC where heโs solo leveling gigachad
>meanwhile ZZZโฆ
ZZZ is the ultimate cameraman game
What the fuck, these events look like slop. Are we seriously getting another patch with 8 hours of content and 6 weeks of nothing to do?
>event where we put them on expeditions for 12 hours
amazing event
>>533637383>improved a two button turn based gameNigga, you might as well ask them to remake the game at this point. It aint happening.
>6 lazy patches in a row
I'm tired, bros...
I don't even have the energy to shitpost anymore
>>533637368Would be hot if he cooked and served her to her gf.
Why was Screwllum laugh so tasty
>>533637118HE SWITCHED TO ANAXA wtf
>>533637529Wuwajeets are kino though
>>533637193enough about wuwa
>>533637132Hot damn Wuwa almost lost to Arknights??? Embarrassing...
For Arknights lmaoooooooo
>>533637554you want MORE?
>WuWajeets pretending to be HSRchads are demanding improvement
>Fail to make any suggestion
>Ignore the buff for past character
>Ignore powercreep slowing down
>Ignore story improvement in 3.4 and 3.3
>Ignore increase in multiplayer gameplay
You have to go back
>Herta created an AI specifically for strangers to train
This seems OOC, isn't she arrogant as hell? Why wouldn't she do it herself?
Okay but where's the fun part
>>533637547Post the webm of chadmano shielding wise
>menuslop event
>rerun Penacony event
>assignment/turn in event
>>533637518JUSTICE FOR MY LIL NIGGA WEN SHILING
WUWA IS LAUGHING AT YOUR GAME RIGHT NOW
>>533637067The characters themselves are a worthless dotbrick and Phainon's personal cocksleeve, only a complete retard would waste primogems on that trash.
>>533637368>we are peaceful people and the yurifags are the villain>meanwhile goreposting even when they "win"lol classic pag
>>533637630shes as lazy as she is vain
>>533636382Fujos would definitely head canon Mydei living in Phainon's head for dream sex.
>>533637624STFU homo. This game is dying slop. Zero effort.
Why so many tourists in the general right now?
>>533637460Mong Trong Mong to you too.
>>533637635You're playing the wrong game for that
>>533637624>Ignore story improvement in 3.4 and 3.3Improvement?
Stelletroons have been real quiet ever since Elysia started showing up and hugging the real MC.
Wtf that's short as fuck stream for the start of part 2...
No March or Dan either...
what a shitty fucking stream
So Firefly is cuckbait now?
>no new buffs announced
wtf that was even worse than I imagined
holy shit that was an abrupt ending, shit turned off IMMEDIATELY lmao
LMAOOO THATS IT? HOLY SHIT HSR IS DEAD
>>533637152Elysia is a special case
How can they be this fucking lazy while making so much money?
>>533637368>Space Pag already having a melty over nothing
CHADS WON
YURITROONSBIAN LOST
>>533637547Wise unironically plaps all the girls thoughever
>>533637568>It's okay when Hoyo does it
>it's over
isn't it usually close to 60 minutes? this was barely 35
>Make no effort
>Make +100 million per month on all platforms
The masses have spoken
10 hours of content per patch is enough, stop being greedy.
>>533637710slupers will say anything to make amphoreus look good
>guaranteed shit patch
WUWOOOOOOOOON
LMAOOOO
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kafka in an event?! what kind of magic is this
Isn't Lygus the main boss of 3.5? Why didnt he show up in the trailer
>>533637765yuritroons bombed mihoyo
>>533637691One game is dying and he ain't HSR WuWakek
>>533637132
yup still not enough for me to treat hsr more than a side game
>They shipped Phairene?... Drop the bomb
ZZZ won
Wuwa won
Even fucking Genshin won compared to this slop. Yikes.
>already over
I liked the trailer but holy shit
>>533637691>Exposed Xerself as a shitposterDie loser jeet.
>They deliberately kept Mydei out of the event
>He doesn't even show up in the trailer [ the cat does]
Shaoji fucking hates him LMAO
Why are they shilling the Fate collab again?
>>533637789While he gets plapped
>>533637340Guess her personality, what will be different and what will be the same.
>Dr Ratio with Sushang
Oh no...
Prepare a hospital
>people being surprised that the skip/filler patch is... a skip/filler patch
>>533637695>he think's I'm himKEKADOODLEDOO
>3 fucking events
>1 of them is just a rehash
91 million btw
>>533637739They showed up in the Part II trailer, though 3.5 doesn't even have its own trailer.
>HSR is so sick of Amphoreus they just cut it off abruptly
Theyโre just gonna shill Cyrene and call it a day and move on
>>533637765Real stream (JP) still going
>>533637880>slurper slurping uncontrollably
>>533637812confirmed filler patch
Elysia is the queen bee. So of course she wouls cuck hotaru
I didn't want to lose hope but it's over phairenebros...
>>533637820Remember when you Honkturds made fun of Genshit for throwing money at Hoyo for doing NOTHING? Well, congrats. You faggots are even worse on sole fact that this shit game is worse game than Genshit.
>>5336378842 of them actually, excluding the usual double planar relics or trace materials shit the assignment shit has been reran like 4 or 5 times at this point with the last 2 or 3 being boothill involved and the drink event obviously is the other rehashed event
I'm so glad HSR is being given back to the incels that made this game great in the first place
>>533637868Shaoji wanted to push Phainon/Kevin, but Mydeifujo fucked it up for him, so he's a bit pissed.
>>533637789there's a bigger chance that Wise plaps his own sister than any other ZZZ girl
>>533636906Phainon killed HSR
>>533637868He shows up standing next to guess who
>>533638059Wise ONLY plaps his sister
>>533637624>Ignore story improvement in 3.4 and 3.3skip button isn't some unique/revolutionary feature in storytelling
>>533638125Based Incestchad
>>533634045>Ayaka's story was completely rewritten to make sure that there was no ship pandering, and Ayato and Touma never interact in the game itself.Headcanon created by a single person
Castorice
March Negro
Hyacine
Cyrene
KINO TEAM
>Hey Caelus
>Yes, Chad
>"gazes upon you"
>follows Chad's path
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