Thread 534867338

>>534875853
Why not? Mages still get to have a really cheap rocketbelt (20 haste now btw) and their CC tends to be much better than a bruseroids on average, which is of course leagues above the short slow an adc will get at best

QRD on the gwenposter?

>>534877591
100% male

>>534877591
He went 1/11 against an iron garen

I unironically started to browse /lgbt/ more than /lolg/

>>534877864
announcing you are a faggot doesn't make you any less of a faggot
t. faggot

if only i was good and actually used the mark hotkeys

this game so dead
like this game is actual garbo to play on NA

>>534870438
proceed with the forced anal

oh i'm getting zoned from a wave level 1 by a jayce in silver ranks are so real dude they mean a lot

>>534878002
I can tell from the first 2 seconds of your webm that your dpi should be significantly lower

this game has such a onions ass feel to it nowadays

>>534875719
this is my fetish

>>534877121
To be fair Samira is a sitting duck without hard cc, can't blame him

is it THAT hour?

>>534878131
literally everyone knows how to zone from waves man do you really think thats hard
You silvers can only focus in on stuff like lane gimmicks thats why you're all silver. the stuff that matters like macro and playing teamfights you guys dont even have a concept of

it crazy lane phase is so baby hand hold shit
just to get to a team fight and insta pure retardation
and people like smurfing
pathethic shit

>ADC reserves 2nd last pick
>comp is really solid just need a high damage adc since we have alot of peel and frontline, sivir is actually really good here we also can easily win lane on any of those adcs
>locks in ezreal and does nothing the entire game
ADC players really do not deserve a counterpick position

ezreal is a low damage adc actually

>>534877982
Hello faggot

loving you has caused me to develop attachment issues

>>534879030
fuck off

support player here, if you pick ezreal I WILL int you

>bot stays by the enemy turret the whole match
>complains about no ganks

>>534878784
Those look like they weight a lot.
She should have a breast reduction.

if i pick ezreal you will pick zyra

So I just got autofilled support and decided to lock in my nigga TK and JUST found out that you cant flash anymore while youre ulting someone. The fuck? They completely raped this champ

>>534878237
>fit book nerd bun
holy sex

>>534879258
Dive retard

If my adc picks Ezreal im picking Yuumi and attaching to top laner instead lvl 1

>>534879314
what do you use to make these now that novelai is kill?

>>534879320
He said while easily winning the game

>>534879542
>novelai is kill
huh?

Qiyana buffs tomorrow
Lessons learned today
winstreak on the horizon
masters. soon.

gn lolg
more webms tmrw
maybe

>>534874125
what did you do during all laning phase? because its clear kayn got a feast with your team, but you didnt do the same?

>>534876879
>general falls apart without a boogeyman
maybe we are the worst gen

>>534880252
where's the uncensored version of this?

annie

REMOVE THIS FUCKING NIGGER FROM THE GAME

zoebros new skin coming up
WWA

>>534879993
you can't make fast emails for it anymore (cant abuse the free system)

>>534880252
imagine standing behind her during this

>>534880239
plat soon please don't stop playing

i NEED to learn how to be good on the computer

I almost lost this coop vs AI game (my teammates tried to forfeit twice lol) because they couldn't stop themselves from running it down.

I can't even reliably solo carry bot games............. it's over...
BOT GAMES.
WHAT THE FUCK.

There's never a good reason to shove lanes early game, specially if the enemy has a good ganker jungler
Whenever I jungle, I fucking despise the teams I get that just mindlessly shove to enemy tower since the moment minions spawn, even if the enemy is barely affected because they can farm completely fine under their tower
Those are definitely the worst teams, not only they don't give me any chance to gank, they also expose themselves to ganks, and I can't always predict when the enemy jungler is going to jump on them, since they also never ward
And to top it all? they also tend to lose all-ins by their lane opponents. Seriously, they literally shove the lane to the enemy tower and the moment their opponents decided to fight back, they bent like paper and die in the most stupid ways (and this usually also happens when I'm on the other side of the map)
TLDR:
>DONT FUCKING SHOVE LANES EARLY, LET YOUR JUNGLER GET EARLY GANKS AND YOU WILL SNOWBALL REALLY HARD FROM THERE, YOU FUCKING DINGUS

>>534879457
sure I'll dive a losing lane, retard

>>534881538
I couldn't do anything, they stacked as 5.
I couldn't do any objective by myself, neither nashor nor atakhan, I got every drake by my teammates kept running ti down endlessly, it was a nightmare. How do people stomach playing with such players in RANKED?

if you have fangs like this add me

>>534881598
if theyre keeping the enemy botane under their own turret for the whole match they're not losing and you have multiple options
>dive
>match the enemy jungler who will be there
>drakes

>>534881598
That rigidity is why you cant climb
Why do you think you can only dive winning lanes
If its 2v1 and you have burst you can dive almost any champ even if they're ahead
If they're low you can even dive any champ whatsoever
If the enemy champ is a mage you can dive them whenever you want

The secret to climbing isnt only playing around your winning lanes its playing around winning situations
You would try to dive an illaoi just because your laner got ahead early and feed a double
you would let a kayle farm under tower undived just because your laner inted first blood to her or died to a gank
You SUCK nigga

>>534882074
>>534882124
spoken like a true inter

>>534879457
>>534882074
>WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR JUNGLER??? WE NEED GANKS
>but you keep the lane shoved all the way to enemy turret even while clearly being behind!
>JUST DIVE FUCKING RETARD REEEEE
>you want me to dive that?? YOU WANT ME TO DIVE? OK ILL FUCKING DIVE *dies to tower while team just watches*
>gg jg diff *rage quits*

>>534879030
the person you are talking about wouldn't tell you to fuck off I imagine, so I hope you can feel better.

>>534882240
>>534881598
heres a hypothetical
>my teammate got ganked, died in the 2v1
but got flash and barrier from the veigar
instead of playing to minimize losses and getting the kill on the immobile, defenseless hardscaling mage im going to type
>"i dont gank losing lanes"
then I will go afk

>>534880882
Hmmm...

>>534882424
Why did you post gore? Are you the bbc spammer?

>shoving? I cant dive them im scared
>getting shoved? sorry I can't gank losing lanes

>>534882706
>gore
the absolute state of zoomers

>Last time, on /lolg/...
>"Literally Emerald".

>>534882842
>demacia lane smurf hate lux

main respect tier list

S
>bot and supp
you put up with another person in your lane

A
>Mid
honorable fight between skilled players on a massive variety of champions

B

C
>top
unga bunga brusier retarded cage match, you don't deserve to win the entire game just because you won the 1v1 and 4 other people lost so stfu

F
>jungloids
inflated retards abusing a broken role, riot throws them tons of free gold and xp and infinite sustain because they are too fucking stupid to play the game properly

>>534882490
she might. depends on which voice in her head or which personality is in control atm

I look like this

i look like this

>>534877121
this picture isn't the own you think it is

>>534883206
*sluurp*

expanded


main respect tier list (all one tricks move down two tiers)

S
>bot and supp
You put up with another person in your lane. A lane of team play and honor with skillful 2v2 interaction, league of legends at it's best.
Bot players who are too dumb to be able to play mages drop a tier, support players who can only play engage tanks drop 2 tiers.

A
>Mid
Honorable fight between skilled players on a massive variety of champions, lose slight points for how many lanes are afk mages shoving waves at each other with brain off.


B

C
>top
unga bunga brusier retarded cage match, you don't deserve to win the entire game just because you won the 1v1 and 4 other people lost so stfu.
Warwick mains go to F instantly.

D

E
>spectator
the hidden 6th role.

F
>jungloids
inflated retards abusing a broken role, riot throws them tons of free gold and xp and infinite sustain because they are too fucking stupid to play the game properly. Your team is basically always right when they flame you.

>>534882995
I play a bit of several roles so I average out to earning your b tier respect

I fucked up i slept from 9pm to 2am like a retard now i can't fall back asleep

>>534883740
>too dumb to play a mage
theres no such thing magesbot are just glorified wave clearing support hybrids that give up their carry potential for a safer lane. It's basically what you put for afk mages midlane but intensified
I WILL pick it instantly if I see some offmeta troll support being hovered

neelix_in_black_shirt.png

>>534884695
and yet 99% of adc mains are too retarded to work out how to play ziggs in a full ad draft

goon tal

I called grimes coming to fort months ago btw and all he did was schizz me out for it lol

>>534885145
wrong thread negro

>>534884802
you enter a game with the assumption that the ADc will be the AD dps for teamfighting and objectives first and foremost. If mid top and jg picked AP after seeing each others picks then it's their (skill)issue

>>534885145
take your homosexual child's game back to your containment board.

>ASU for Xin
okay but what about Vlad, Kass, Lulu, Zilean, Anivia...

>Checked ezreal's winrates
>Negative winrate against almost every adc in the game
massive buffs when? oh right never because there isn't a single adc main on the balance team!

>>534885638
kys

ezreal's win rate is just deflated by people picking it and his average value in a game, I am going to lock it anyway I am very smart

>>534885626
nasus pov

>>534885616
No too many scary schizos there

>>534885638
hes been padded meta goldenboy for decades man sybau

Sona ASU so she can be deported next?

I'm the second best soloq supporter in the world right after duoking

>>534886169
fucking sona to give her an anchor baby!

>>534886058
Welcome to video game generals.

>>534885638
The point of ezreal is hes more of a blind pick lane neutralizer, like a shitty ziggs. If ez had a 50% winrate you know that champion is like S tier in OTP hands because of how wildly popular he is and you would see him literally every game.

>>534885956
Merii-sama...
I miss doodling lulu for you

>>534885317
This is a stupid statement, there are ap damage adc now like kaisa. Do you remember when people called midlane the APC? It changed because the pool of midlaners opened up.

>>534886501
theres plenty of blind pick champs in the game in every role and none of them are 46% like him. but of course any time the discourse becomes about an adc everyone drops 100 IQ because of riot's brainwashing turning everyone against the role

>>534886679
why? he was an annoying furfaggot

>>534886501
ezreal is not a lane neutralizer because he is fucking worthless and gets outscaled by everything

It would be like picking renekton to neutralize kayle and just shoving waves into her constantly

>average filled player taking ezreal and wondering why they lose when they let aphelios get to 2 items trading cs

Is this body type achievable natty

>>534886750
>ezreal 47% winrate
>Jayce S tier hitler blindpick top laner 48% winrate
yeah????????

>jayce
>good
that champ has never won a game stop being dishonest

>>534886789
only if you have latina genetics

>>534886989
ugly nigger

>>534886789
>>534886989
rice n beans

>>534886789
do brazilian buttlifts count as natural

it hurts seeing you online knowing you don't want to play with me

>>534887774
fuck off

autistic male champ?

"random" spammer eyes the moment the game loads because the whole wworld wants me dead

>>534887774
why do you post about someone who doesnt want to talk or play with you

good morning lolg anybody wants to play?

>>534886747
Drafting full AD with the assumption that the adc will be the AP is kind of retarded. Even with mages being an option, bot doesnt have the variety mid has youre restricted to mages that can operate as wave clearing bots, which is also the most boring playstyle to keep it a hunnet

>>534886772
>Ezreal is a worthless champ
just hit your skillshots nigger lol. Hes fine, can be buffed but isn't so overwhelmingly shit like skarner. If you actually legitimately think ezreal should be outscaling another adc when he has the longest reach you might be retarded tho lol

im done. deleting you off everything

>>534887939
zed

>>534888381
Server?

>>534888991
na/euw

You now realize that Riot literally hadn't said anything about combatting boosting for 15 years and all the "we'll get 'em this time!" talk was entirely directed at chat toxicity and griefing.

Doom bots finally being back is probably the best news there is in this shit game

I love Lissandra!

zm..

Gywb

>>534888548
>Drafting full AD with the assumption that the adc will be the AP is kind of retarded.
Drafting ANYTHING with the assumption of ANYTHING is retarded.
>bot doesnt have the variety mid has
Thats also a cope, theres multiple mages which can be played bot lane, multiple adc with AP builds. Theres enough variety in every lane that you can balance damage types, its just ADC players refuse to pick correctly. ADC players often should be relegated to picking early anyway so this is really not on them to do anything, but if they are holding last pick i expect them to pick like a human being.

>>534889107
if you cared about boosting you would report and ticket si17's account
>>534889556
you're level 800 with 5 people in your friendlist LOL

If Ezreal abusers weren't already the biggest faggots on the rift, imagine playing him mid and then losing to a 46% wr champion. Fucking pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKEQjxeD8d4

I could start up an ARAM lobby on NA if anyone wants to play, a few games of ARAM is probably all I can do tonight

>>534889897
based //_-

>>534888821
>s-skill issue!
surely the best players in the world would pick him all the time if he scales with skill!

oh right no one picks him ever unless every other adc has been banned out because of fearless. retard

So is there any reason why theres so many chinese players on NA servers now days?

Does Xi turn off the internet and they have to play on a vpn to be in emerald with 600 ping?

>>534888821
even high elo players are saying he's not worth to play right now compared to other adcs

>>534889897
You are in Bronze dawg I think I could win with wits end soraka

>enemy support roams top
>I spam ping for my thresh to move up and pressure the lone aphelios
>Doesn't even have to hook and kill him, just walk up
>He's just hiding behind me instead
Shit I might just buy an already....let's say plat I guess, account for an adc account because support players down here are apparently secretly a dog licking crumbs off a keyboard while their owner is hiding in the closet watching their boyfriend get pegged in the next room.

>>534891295
youre struggling in gold I'm sure buying an account is what you should do

>>534889741
>you're level 800 with 5 people in your friendlist LOL
Close im lvl 150 with 15 friends

>>534891295
>apparently secretly a dog licking crumbs off a keyboard while their owner is hiding in the closet watching their boyfriend get pegged in the next room

>>534891458
Nah the account is in silver this elo is not real humans.
I mean I guess I could just do some brainless shit like Yorick to get to emerald zero effort then swap to adc to have real supports, or at least ones with both hands. Maybe.

But it's not even that I can't fight and win anyway, it's that I see these kids clearly sucking their thumbs while playing and it makes me want to lose.

>>534890440
>surely the best players in the world would pick him all the time if he scales with skill!
Yeah they do

>>534889741
you can't ticket accounts unless you played with them in a game lol... its to avoid misogynistic harassment of players like me... your ticket will be instantly closed...

also... for the 900th time... i did nothing wrong i never got boosted...

>team game
>playing solo with 4 random people
I will never understand this

Hi lolg

>>534891803
I used to write like this when I was 10
you're 30

>>534891252
Imagine wanting his attention this bad.

>>534891803
Your ticket will also be closed if you don't have video evidence of blatant scripts, meaning things like Sion instant turning in his R, not dodging scripts since they will always just say "they dodged", OR it has to be chat/afk related.
Riot will not care otherwise and you will get an automated response saying "we're looking into it" OR the more likely response being no response at all.

Fact: most high elo ADCs couldn't climb out of silver(real) on their own, thankfully even in unranked to chally fresh accounts will always conveniently dump them in MMRs well above Silver so they have don't have to deal with it for any significantly long amount of games.

>>534892283
can't even call this a ragebait it's just cringe nothing more to say

another game lost because i couldnt stop zooming in on my support

>>534892608
why are you zooming in on her?

>>534891987
no im literally not lol stop projecting incel...

>>534892092
this i did nothing wrong... you can't just share a screenshot of a duo and say hur durr they cheating...

>>534892283
its a garbage elo real game starts at masters 0lp anyways youre not even playing the game i would just play support anyways cba dealing with silver supps lol...

accidentally clicked jungle instead of support for the swiftplay secondary role, guess which one I got

I will start filtering this thread, this is the last time I'll see you
I don't care if you kill yourself but if it would be the right thing to do
o/

>>534883740
>>534882995
>barely any replies to this low effort bait
how embarrassing, it seems like adcucks cant even bait properly, they truly are the bottom of the barrel in this game

>>534892747
she was dancing?

>>534893137
see you tomorrow!

Soraka my cute wife!

>>534893436
I have no reason to be here anymore, I couldn't find any happiness here but I reconciled with my gf and we have an exciting future ahead of us
you tried to ruin my life but it backfired

>>534894103
why are you so obsessed with this /lgbt/ poster
get a life already man

>>534894182
meds

I'm a support main. Who do you want me to play?

>>534894409
yeah, you should take them
abilify 100 mg, ask your doctor about it

>>534894902
tranny

>>534894631
linku

>>534894631
you can see it....

>>534894103
dude its just a fucking game, wtf are you talking about?

reminder that Nami is soft

>>534893137
>>534894103
le me: *le exists*
>(You): YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!??
jeez sorry i guess.... sorry for party rocking lmao

>>534894631
now this is just way more than a camel toe, the bitch is outright flashing her pussy through her clothes the best she can

>>534894631
Bruh, this is just public indecency, if anyone tells otherwise, then they are fine with seeing a guy sporting a boner in public without shame

I cannot fathom why I trolled draft.
>Fiora brand GP heimer karma
vs
>Elise (top) nunu liss ez shaco
We also shitstomped the game

>>534895915
Alright, writing this down for science.

Wtf is going on?

are vgs still a thing
I can play this game again in one week
Should I revive vgs

>>534896161
great reading skills

>>534896706
trannies, nami and soraka bot, gays

>>534896161
Want to be my gf? I'm normal

i don't want friends i just want people to game with

The grievous wounds….they do nothing…..
The serpents fang….it does nothing…..

GNM.

anyone wanna do an aram or urf?

>>534897885
shut up already

>>534898930
wut i do

Hop in /lolg/ it'll be fun!

>>534899626
only if that portal leads straight to her cunt!

>>534897223
the trick to attaining peace of mind is not to be accurate or even right but finding random ways to annoy people who have something to say and feel superior to them
>>534897351
>I'm normal
I Believe You.

>>534900606
You're such a slut it exudes through all your posts
I like that though

>>534900606
you sound deranged

>>534900721
which other posters exude this kind of aura?
kys btw

>>534900895
None really
I mean some of them might try to emulate your style but they fail and it's pathetic
I won't kill myself sorry. didn't mean to offend you

low iq sociopathic tranny

>>534900606
like trooning out?

>>534900160
it goes straight to her tummy

>>534899813
So, do they grow when Soraka goes super saiyan?

i made a typo so it's time to kill myself. goodbye foreva
>>534901132
sorry

>>534901376
good night!

>>534901132
Hihi

>>534901376
Goodnight my queen

>>534901376
byebye
I did love you

why am i so dogshit at league but good at other games? i was top 500 in overwatch and marvel rivals and i'm struggling in fucking silver in league. I know it's different games but clearly i have hands and can process shit going on in front of me but in league i just lose to everything i always lose fights unless i have a 3 level lead

Need ADC duo for funny lane shenanigans...

>>534901595
how are you losing team fights in silver lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

>>534901685
Are you a girl?

I believe in make believe
Fairy tales and lucky charms and
I believe in promises
Spoken as you cross your heart
I believe in skies forever blue
Why shouldn't I believe the same in (You)?

gn lolg

>be me
>stream for /lolg/
i am merely providing or something idk bare with me here if you know what im saying

https://www.twitch.tv/nopartysage_live

Stop thinking about your support.

>>534901418
hihi

I need to reunite the Kinkou.

I feel like I play so much better after hrt

>>534903442
Is this a sign to begin my hrt journey

>>534902176
No

"see you tomorrow"
you won't.

>>534904061
till next time anon!

The only time in life when you had no responsibilities was as a kid. Your parents made decisions for you, and you could lose yourself in video games because you had nothing else to handle.

If you're still spending hours daily gaming, you're stuck in the past—trying to relive a time when you didn’t have to care. It feels good to escape, to have someone else deal with the hard stuff.

But as you grow up, hoping someone else will fix your life is just delusion. You're refusing to grow up. Bills won’t pay themselves. You won’t lose weight by wishing. You won’t find a meaningful relationship if you don't put in daily effort.

Adults with real responsibilities rarely find time to game like they used to. Honestly, that much time was never truly available—not without sacrificing grades, health, or relationships.

"It's just a hobby," you might say. But hobbies don’t need to consume hours daily just to feel okay. Real hobbies spark creativity and help you grow. Addictions isolate you, crush your self-esteem, and take far more than they give.

You can still find time to enjoy games, but not like before. Most healthy adults who game do so occasionally. They finish a game, enjoy it, and move on. They don’t endlessly chase the next escape.

I had to face this truth: life is short, and how we spend our time defines our future. Cooking, cleaning, relationships, career goals—these all take time and energy. But they bring real joy, fulfillment, and peace.

Unless gaming is your job, everyone I’ve seen spending hours daily on it is in a bad place—physically, emotionally, or socially. Their health suffers, their relationships are strained, and their passions fade. They live to escape.

I’ve been there. It’s a dark place. But you can get out. I hope you see reality clearly and start acting toward health, love, and purpose. You deserve to be happy.

>>534904567
wtf is that expression? cursed face

Champs for this feel?

>top laner complains i didnt use flash to follow my midlane talon who dashed over 3 walls to die to akshan under their t2 diving
>literally refused to play with me to kill the gp in a 1v2 and danced in a bush
What is this brainrot, are gemerald players really this retarded? We played a weakside v strongside game and stomped them flipping 2v4 dives into triple kills and didn't complain when we were getting camped.

>>534906127
Um evelynn?

good night lolg...

who was in the wrong here unironically

>>534906756
just farted?

>>534907721
trist for wasting her lead and being bad at CS

>>534906135
the mid was likely his duo so by not committing suicide with his buttbuddy, you were now seen as a griefer
and yes, this is why I FUCKING HATE PREMADES when playing soloq

there should just be 3 midlanes no one likes playing top/bot/jungle

>>534907721
I get what you're trying to bait people into, you likely want to either shit on the supp for perma roaming, abandoning the inting vayne, or shit on vayne for likely crying all game that he had no supp

>>534907721
>>534908790
Nami's decision to abandon the useless vayne was the right one, and hell, even by doing so it actually ended up benefiting in terms of XP farming, giving her 2 whole levels above trist despite being the equivalent of a cannon minion

>>534908976
benefiting the vayne*

>>534906724
This is what Smug girls get!

>>534908698
wrong, because top laners are actually autistic and enjoy being left alone to farm for 20 min or be completely forgotten for the entirety of the match

>>534908585
>their duo is hard-on fucking me in bot and trying to invade my JG constantly
>my duo is felating themselves failing to either push towers or match roams despite being a talon who excels at either.
Was duo queue a mistake?

>>534909397
this game was a mistake

which league ladies would choke you

Ok, hear me out: mermaid sex

>>534907721
matchmaking

>>534909743
make a female version of this

>>534908514
failure to convert a lead can be especially hard as an adc

>>534884695
>pic
the world is too cruel and rigid for this beauty to exist

>>534908514
>>534911110
>wasting her lead
>failure to convert a lead
i will never understand this retard loser meme.

>>534908514
>>534911110
>wasting her lead
>failure to convert a lead
i will never understand this retard loser meme.

>>534912681
any given master+ player would easily get the 100 in your shit elo
if not, there would not be such a thing as high elo
stop worrying about what others do and start playing the game

>>534913118
t.

>>534907351
>>534902414
good night!

>>534913257
it's fine mr. silver peaker you don't need to improve
team's fault as always eh

bleh i left morgposter out because i didn't scroll up far enough to see their post
feelsbadman

>>534897824
gn!!

>>534913347
>u r le silver
monkey retard nigger that ruins everywhere he exists

itsnicetobenice

>>534904567
>

Where do I find a giant 50 ft man?

>>534913749
That just happes to be the size of my cock

>>534913749
giwtwm

I just don't think you should be able to duo bot in ranked. Or at least if you do, you should be matched only against other duo bots.
I don't really care about duo much but the difference between a duo bot and a non-duo bot specifically is massive.

>>534915140
why would you soloqueue as the duo lane

>>534915228
Because I don't have any support friends who want to play at the moment? lol

does anyone else get stressed out the more they climb? que'ing is getting nerve racking for me

the moment i die and throw lead i understand that it's gg
why is this comeback system so toxic...

any faggot duos here? (EUW)

>>534915481
cutelow

>>534915140
>Duo bots are the issue
Unironically clueless, its jungle+X.

>>534915801
Not nearly as much of an issue as duo bot.

>Wake up
>Volibear is still reworked

>>534915873
stop waking up then dummy. problem solved

>>534913708
:hecute:

You fell off.

>>534906724
ily gwenposter

what's up with lolg's (you) retention? Why do you purposely try to go out of your way to not give (you) to people?

you know they have no value right, its just a show of disrespect to not link a post, you arent even worth mentioning

Play Karma

>you're fed adc with 700g bounty in low elo
>teammates don't want to protecc or engage for you
:)

So, this is all of my good luck for the day, right? I shouldn't even try to play ranked?

>>534916529
>enemy team can spare 3 people to fuck you every single fight
>your support "supports the whole team" and top lane hasnt been on your screen one single time in a 25 minute game

>>534881538
I slept and I'm still completely stumped over this.
I almost lost a bot game.
It was almost impossible to win, my teammates kept running it down one by one by one by one by one, endlessly.
They tried to forfeit TWICE (x2).
THEY TRIED TO FF IN BOT GAMES.
I felt so powerless, is that how it feels to get raped?
But if I start playing ranked and I get such teams, what will I do? If I can't carry people against BOTS there's no hope left

>>534915837
Your just clueless man idk, literally what happens when they pick ziggs? Your duo coordination is worth literally nothing meanwhile their duo might be a jungler+top and they just set up a wave 3 crash into ending your toplaners game.

im theorycrafting new build
maybe it's not over

>>534916747
bots legitimately got better and also have the power to straight up script dodge skill shots a lot of the time. the game is in the worst state it has ever been where it is a pure numbers game, it doesnt matter how much better you are than the enemy if your teammates give them an extra 5k gold over you.

>>534916856
didnt you literally suck at math and thought shojin first was a good item?

>>534916696
>kat jg

Champs to solo nashor reliably?

>>534916972
And she ran it down mid, no less.

>>534916913
it is though, retard

>>534916913
he also cries about tanks but will build off-tank and still shit out damage all while being hard to kill

>>534916973
Reliably? You mean quickly or just for giggles when both teams ignore baron? Baron inflicts a -50% damage reduction to the person tanking, but true damage circumvents it. Nunu can basically always do it, and yi when ahead can do it.

>>534917036
>it is but only if the target has 35 armor or less
TRUE

Ekko is not an okay champion

i'm reminded of this iron illaoi main i used to know who rushed berserkers and statik shiv. bless his heart.

>wake up to the sound of my neighbours beating up eachother and children screaming
sup /lolg/
had a good day so far?

>534917281
>windupnegro clip
shan't be watching. remember losing is fun too which is why you stopped playing ranked

>>534917598
better than your neighbor i suppose
oatmeal brekky time

shojin outdamages until about 150 armor actually
shojin+any pen item outdamages cleaver+anything else always
it's okay to not be "in the know" but i shan't enlighten you

Xin will become a darkin, have faith.
>>534915140
kill all exreal abusers

>>534917783
>shojin outdamages until about 150 armor actually
hang on you said 200 armour, and then it was test with 90 armour and BC still did more damage. Why don't you actually go test shit?

do you think wearing my plug would make me less cranky on the rift

>>534917916
yes big l
be sure to lube up properly

>let me invent things you said so i can win the argument
post hidden

Stop posting males

>>534917916
Armor pen is always a good stat to have

>>534917783
>He gives an indirect reply
A real concession accepting just so you know when THAT math was done shojin had 10 more ad and 4% more passive damage right? Its pretty much fundamentally always worse. You could also just disprove this by testing on a dummy (but you wont because you can't admit defeat)

uh oh gramps is off his meds again
get ready for old shitty webms spam

stop pretending to be me

>builds champ wrong
>cries about her being weak
so what's the end game unc? you get to be miserable either way?

Tell me a secret.

>most recent game
hmmm where is your shojin unc?

>>534917916
Works just fine for some.

Odds weekendQ leftovers
Evens shogun 2 uesugi run

>>534918353
i want to cosplay as ahri but don't play her and don't want to be seen as a basic bitch

your post? yeah, it's hidden

>>534918201
Don't bother interacting with him hes a fucking retard, who has made playing illaoi in normals against golds.
>>534918385
>built zekes
Literally losing vs the shop its crazy.

>>534918353
I like playing ahri bot

>>534918424
You won

how does one fall from being the cool uncle to the relative you don't invite to family reunions?

>>534917626
>He thinks I "quit" ranked because I lost hard at the start
It's not fun to be forced to play the game on a timer once you reach D4, and that's how I burnt out hard last year - and I'm confident enough to get back into Diamond as soon as I start playing ranked again in a month or two.
I'm also in a bad cycle with my mentality, so if I'm not at my best, there's no point to be playing ranked.
Losing is still fun because it teaches you how to git gud, winning doesn't.

losing to shop even doe i won

Why do these retards keep buffing this abomination piece of shit in the jungle??? Do they keep forgetting how much Sylas terrorizes the rift every chance he's even viable? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKkrCagisgM

Can someone answer me seriously, the illaoi guy actually retarded and petty, or is it a persona?

Shh... Sona is sleeping...

>534918889
tldr nigger

>>534919178
that is not sona

>>534919108
Haven't they nerfed sylas quite hard that he kinda falls off after 1 item?

>petty because i build things you don't like sometimes
spend more time outside

>>534917816
>Xin will become a darkin
It's honestly starting to seem that way!

>kill all exreal abusers
nuh huh

also can anyone explain why I have a bounty here? lmao?

>>534919141
why not both? ask him to show us his pre-rework swain or skarner clips

>>534919178
I wish I could play you ap, sona...

any softdevs here
how to get into the industry in EU(every job needs 3+ years of PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE with a lang/framework/linux

>>534919216
that is literally sona

>>534919260
i would describe indirect replies as definitionally petty because you refuse to interface with the person.

>Enemy support sitting in botlane making me unable to hit minions without losing half my hp
>My support is running araund the map trying to 1 vs 1 the enemy top when hes lvl 3 and enemy top is lvl 6 and throwing tantrums in chat and pings when he loses

i didnt start making clips until season 9
swain was VGU'd in 7

Pantheon 1 item dealt 2800 dmg in 3 seconds, I had steelcaps.

>>534919108
>generic handsome
>oppressed minority lore undertones
I dread the time we're getting the Demacia theme because they will 100% make him busted af for a couple of weeks like they did Elise for that Black Rose cinematic

>>534919292
Prerework swain is kino so i dont think he'd have any.

You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"

>>534919603
Pantheon is TOTALLY not broken dw about it

>>534919393
try applying for it positions that work with python/bash/linux and maybe stuff like docker and so on to get relative experience first if software dev or the tests are difficult for you, you can look into linux dev, devops, or software stuff later.

>>534919260
>indirect replies
I guess he gets his answer anyway lol

>>534919603
if you would please consult the graphs on u.gg or any stat site
his lowest wr role is jungle after the nerfs, but he is 51%+ everywhere else i am pretty sure
pantheon is still one of the few champs that can be flexed on all 5 roles because point and click stun exists

>I spend 1000 gold on armor boots therefore nobody should be able to do any physical damage to me
Nah.

>>534919848
ass too big but nice

shojin buyers won

>buy shojin over cleaver at level 10 as Illaoi against an Irelia
>basically as low armor opponent as can be upon getting the item without abnormally high gold
>simulate that opponent doesn't buy any armor
>still jobs by some tiny decimal
ShojinBABBYs...

Least disingenuous lolg nigger.
I wake up everyday knowing I'm white and born superior to you. You're a product of darkness, you were put on this earth to test the resolve of real men and nothing else.

>>534919848
Caramel apple bodytype

>Least disingenuous lolg nigger.
>I wake up everyday knowing I'm white and born superior to you. You're a product of darkness, you were put on this earth to test the resolve of real men and nothing else.

>>534919909
what do you mean bro? How is 4 lvl above mage able to oneshot me? I literally built anti mage
>Has merc boots againsgt shadowflame, magic pen boots, stormsurge

>Least disingenuous lolg nigger.
>I wake up everyday knowing I'm white and born superior to you. You're a product of darkness, you were put on this earth to test the resolve of real men and nothing else.

jungle has quite a learning curve but now that I finally got used to it the role my winrate isn't in the shitter anymore and I'm doing pretty well

>>534920248
gm sir

lost my train of thought

>>534920248
>pubg mobile world cup

>>534920107
So you're born with a below average cock?

>>534870150
fucking finally, i assume the trannies at riotgames joined the 40% and they fired some of the women, we can now enjoy some good sexy skins and new sexy characters, only took them 5 fucking years, holy fuck, but still, they cant undo the dei content they added to the game like those inbred arabs, gay black dude, and old black woman with a man's body

good meowning lolg
i slept for 14 hours

zeke's is good actually
i bought it to help me proc phase rush more reliably

>>534919774
thanks neet femcel maybe you should try getting a job too

>>534918353
is that you coconotsu

>>534919393
did you internshipmaxx when at university
that's what i'm doing currently

>>534920107
so you're gonna fuck him?

hi guys I heard this game is getting WASD movement so I'm going to try it again

>>534919272
Stop trying to flirt with him.

>>534920448
shut the fuck up spin. thread is trash enough without you in it

>ex-dia beating silvers in norms and webming it
wow!
he's so good

i fucking hate all of you
why do i still come here though

>>534920838
because volibear is still reworked

>>534920713
ok, see ya in a couple of months when WASD leaves PBE.

>>534920759
fact: he could be diamond again but would rather build suboptimally and take bad fights to clip and prove illaoi is weak ok

>>534920758
what did i do man i just woke up

>>534920759
please censor your words S*lvers are not to be named here

>Why does nobody posts webms?
>*somebody posts a webm*
>WHY DID YOU WEBM THAT? YOU THINK YOU GOOD OR SOMETHING? YOURE RUINING THE THREAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT KILL YOURSELF
...

>>534920579
im at work

>>534919393
Just lie and say you do have 3+ years of experience

nobody says that about my webms though

>>534921191
Fine quit begging, this is from my games on the wakandan super server

my break-from-lol game is total shit now
sigh....back to league...
*reinstalls*

just won a 3v5 game

>>534921278
wtf kind of webm is that? it covers my whole screen

Alright, which toplaner needs to be... ""adjusted"" to make them less frustrating next?

>>534868072
Didnt she already remove herself from Demacia in mageseeker or something?

>>534921438
They should just straight up delete Garen.

Why did Leona and Diana become lesbian lovers I thought Leona wanted to decapitate her and burn her corpse in the sun for being a heretic

>>534921508
Garen and Pantheon are good for the game actually

>>534920448
stfu

>>534921543
Because Riot Games is a Californian company

>>534921543
Short answer.

>>534921438
Tryndamere

anyone else fucking sick of AA champs? not even talking about adcs here
>trundle
>briar
>ww
>yi

all of them are disgustingly high WR even in high elo which shouldn't even be a thing
yi was historically a champ that underperformed in high elo due to it being too reliant on AAs so he was vulnerable to CCs
champs is currently 52% wr master+ btw

play arena

>>534921839
no i actually like them bcuz theyre melee and i can kite them as marksman
alkso include ww

>>534921839
Yep I am. I hate every champ you just named.

>>534921697
the answer is Cinderella from the hit gacha game Nikke: Goddess of victory?!

>>534921438
who ever big l is maining atm

>>534921119
nobody gives a shit about when you wake up or sleep
keep it to your faggy diskek channels

>>534920448
good morning!

>>534922373
tsmt we only want to know when voliGOD wakes up

>7 people DCd mid game
Eh?

>>534922967
vanguard bullshit

just 1v3d with shojin illaoi
cleaverkeks could never

if i don't win now im gonna hit iron 4 lol!!!

>>534875719
I wish I had a mom like this…

>>534922373
the spincord is not a thing and will not be a thing sorry to disappoint
>>534922459
hi anon
i think i might play some ranked later today

should I upgrade to windows 11

Is ranked reward (the chromas on the victorious skin) based on season high or what you have when the season ends?

>>534921543
Because online yurifags did their thing and decided Leona and Diana totally wanted to smash clams (even though the first version of their lores and characters meant they had only even seen each other once and from a distance right before they both destroyed each other's lifes) and Riot decided to cater to them, so they retconed the entire fucking Targon region to revolve exclusively around religion and cults and completely got rid of the previous lore that made it a Sparta expy where the solari just happened to be the local religion with no further fanfare.

>>534921543
Lux and Jinx next pls Rito

>>534923409
>choose another role to vent and relax
>enemy picks one of my mains on my main role and get 20+ kills and stomps the game
how frustrating. idk how to play this, when i get the lead i throw it somehow, and this enemy didn't. am i cursed with low iq or what

>>534921543
le opposites attract le each other, also who is the abuser in this lesbian relationship?

You fell off.

>>534923924
>upgrade
kek

I unironically miss the spammer.

>>534925147
>There's people unironically in Iron 4
Cute... You should post your opgg for advice

>>534925328
You should kill yourself now.

>>534925328
i don't need creepy stalkerinos or weirdos commenting my games

>>534921403
>not a single (you)

Loser.

>>534921543
Riot randomly changed the lore of a ton of characters from like 2015-2022. It's best just roll your eyes and ignore it. It's whatever was popular in California at the time.

Arcane gave them an out to just say it's all fake.

>>534921191
It's called a janny gap.
They only allow trash here.
And BIG. BLACK. COCKS.
BIG. BLACK. COCKS.
Repeat after me.
Big.
Black.
Cocks.
Big. Black. Cocks.
Big... Black... Cocks...

Why did Lee Sin and Udyr become fags?

Big, black, cocks.
The BBC is a weapon of mass destruction.
It dissolves into white females and fuse with their biochemistry through their bloodstream, effectively rewiring their brains to submit to black men and make them prone to convince their female white friends to take the BBC pill.

>americans wake up
>

hows your new account leveling going bros? considering all your smurfs and shared acc are getting banned

>>534925147
i watched his game he doesn't even play like a high elo booster... maybe like a silver. fuck ups his combos yet get so ahead when i lose everything every fkn game...

>>534925272
yeah cause you love nigger dicks ugly fat tranny

>>534926297
so they don't allow multuple accounts of the same mmr? i have 4 accs :(

does banning botted and bought accounts mean no more smurfs in my godlow games

>>534926510
if they're bought accounts, they're out, no matter how long you had them, if you leveled them yourself no problem

>>534921543
Why did varus the family man become the the darkin with 2 gays in him

>>534926297
It's taking F O R E V E R to get to 30. I think I have like 50 games at this point.

>>534926445
Well duh. Black cocks are 100 times more interesting than anything you'll ever post in your life.

even ppl with poor micro pplay so much better than me bc they know the game have better macro awareness or whatever... and i doomed to always fight in unfavorable situations because im genetically and spiritually handicapped :(

>>534926892
it used to take forever years ago as well, like 2 weeks of gaming to get to 30
so I always had a laugh anytime a streamer/gamer claimed they hand leveled them for their challenge,as if

I'd sooner save a black rapist than your entire family of wh*te trash, lmao.

>>534927280
you aren't saving anyone with those scrawny snow white hands

>>534927280
glad to know you're saving yourself

Transwomen are real women and it makes your blood boil, wh*toid.

>>534926297
I hand-leveled 3 accounts besides my main back when I no-lifed this game, dont need more

One big black cock ≥>>>>>>>> anything posted in /white virgin g/

Save Europe

You fell off.

Aurae should get his man jaw bashed in.

uh oh boomer meltie incoming

dead general dead game
it's over

>rank id tied to your bank and mobile phone
>minimum 35$ spent on skins
>minimum lvl 75 on account
>must write agreement to never grief or flame people
>sub 2 honor level +15 minute quee time and cant ping or type
>sub 3 honor level cant ping or type
>sub 4 honor level cant type
I will now play league again. Smurfs and griefers btfo

>pick yasuo for the first time in arena
>1st place
This champ is disgusting

I am at work. When sitting in my comfy office chair, filling in my excel spreadsheets I realized something.
My work is more relaxing and pleasant than my dogshit hobby, and requires less effort to do well. People are way more pleasant, too.

>>534928710
playing videogames is not a hobby

why is the thread still up I want to leave

which champs do fr*nch people play

Kill yourself

>>534926892
Imagine what your going through but then also your characters are just weaker because you still need 8 more mastery points from hitting lvl 30 and then grinding runes.

>>534928660
this would filter 90% of the playerbase bro

>>534929095
But you're playing a game with 100 times more soul and it's actually fun, so you're not just chasing a carrot while gaslighting yourself it's worth it, you're actually enjoying your time here'

>>534926297
Ill believe it when i see it. My smurfs are like 6 year old accounts now.

Do not ill speak my Queen Auræ, or else......

Kill yourself trannyae

YOU'RE A MAN
THERE IS NOTHING FEMININE ABOUT YOU
YOU'RE AN UGLY SPITEFUL OLD GROOMER
YOU'RE WALKING GARBAGE AND YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE TO FAIL, YOU DESERVE TO SUFFER EVERYDAY

>>534929203
I mean its okay for about the first 15 levels but i remember the last 5-10 was really shit because you'd actually play against people with rune pages and masteries often enough, and the game was very statchecky back then. The best part about the new player experience back in 2011 was how every 2 weeks there was basically a new champ, and you'd get to play it during free week a fortnight later or you could save up for it.

Runepage shit is genuinely seethe-worthy however and not a single nigger here will gaslight me into thinking it was heckin sovl. The amount of blue essence you needed was obscene, and you could only have 2 rune pages unless you spent money on the game.

>>534929054
how about you do it? its not like anybody will care

>>534929132
I would rather wait the 10 extra minutes in queue to play without Smurfs and Griefers than get into the game in 5 minutes but enemy team has a challanger smurf

>>534929739
I don't think it was designed as a way to penalize people, more of a reason for players to keep playing as they see their summoner level actually increasing their stats, like in WoW.
There wasn't the same drive for competitiveness back then, since there was no streamer or esport culture yet. Most people were just having fun and feeling like playing more would give you advantage there was a sense of progression. I don't even think they inteded the game to be competitive in the first place, as dota as a warcraft 3 mode was initially designed as a for fun thing...

>>534929958
yeah but the servers would die out, there aren't enough honest players like you to keep the money flow going

Just finished cooking the newest Gwenpost
Will post it in next thread
Hurry up and finish this one up

>>534926297
>>534926892
Actually as I was leveling, out of boredom chose to determine the best/quickest way with some math n stuff. Obviously it's going to be co-op vs AI, wins get you more xp and that's the one way to guarantee it. Doesn't matter which mode, all give the same xp so you hit up intro bots (there's usually a MF bot mid and sometimes she ends the game early herself based on the enemy bots assigned), but overall, wins give a little less the longer the game, but its a negligible decrease:

12:41 win - 127 xp (0.166 xp per sec)
24:27 win - 237 xp (0.161 xp per sec)
30:07 win - 288 xp (0.159 xp per sec)

A lot of guides suggest to get wins ASAP, and while true, it also means you're going to go through the queue/locking in/loading in twice as many times, so to compare 1 long game vs 2 quick ones of the same length (remember we ignored the first 3 min queue/lockin as well):

13:00 min game (0.166) = 129xp
3 min break = 0xp - note, 3 min is pretty quick, I had much longer intermissions
13:00 min game (0.166) = 129xp [[258 xp total]]

29:00 min game (0.159) = 276xp

Also, day 3 you receive a 3day xpboost reward, if you go full retard hard farm you could get close to 30. Each level requires more xp, but if you want to get it done for free, you'll grind. Personally with this in mind, I prefer to extend games until that 30 min mark where sudden death activates, it requires less attention later on compared to early levels, and jungle is the best spot to go through this process, you just attack a camp and tab out if playing the right jungler.

TL;DR - co-op vs ai intro bots, jungle most braindead, the longer the games the better as less effort needed

>>534929132
that's the fucking point

>>534930215
is odd one still married to that super hot white lady

>>534930080
>People who cant afford 35$
>Keeping the money flowing
They would make the money flow better if they quit actually because the servers would cost less to maintain without free2parasites

>>534930185
Can't wait to read it.

augusts only cool design in 13 years is senna
why is this nigger failing upwards

Alright I got honor 5 what do I get

i miss twitch prime capsules
that shit gave me ten gazillion xp my friends thought I was no lifing cause i was triple their level even though I played less than them

>play jungle in norms
>everyone afks under tower
>get egod on every ping so nobody wards or moves
>but the enemy jungler is constantly 15-20 kills every game
>but every game is jungle diff
>but both sides of my jungle are warded lvl1
>but i am constantly denied of both crabs by mid and support
>but its always jungle gap
>play 1 last game
>i get lvl1d by enemy toplaner on my redbuff blindly
>he burns both flash and ignite
>live anyways
>my toplaner gets solokilled anyways
>enemy jg is shaco so i get perma invaded from then on
>4 levels down
>jg diff

ah yea
i too enjoy this fucked up gaslighting simulator, this literal human experiment that people are running on me
just to see how long it takes before i snap
just to see how long it takes until i type the nigger word so i lose my account
just to see how many times i will altf4 to save my sanity and in process get my account suspended

>>534930857
a pat on the back and a slap on the ass

>>534930857
A shitty Shen skin.

this game comes bundled with the most invasive spyware how is it taking this long to figure out who's a smurf using a bought account

I genuinely think League would have died years ago if Tyler didn't exist. I truly believe him and his mental were the most important things this game has ever experienced

>>534930757
>August designed Ekko and Senna
No wonder why I like him
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DJdf7IGW_BI
I hope he designs the hot male enchanter or else

so why did Riot start talking smack to account buyers and boosters? did they not spend enough on skins last year to appease them?

>>534932128
They won't do shit, but anyway. They lost the most amount of players this year, so they're throwing darts at the wall to keep you hooked.

>>534932128
Account buying and boosting is probably drying up and no longer generating money to them so they're declaring war on it to get good PR from "getting rid of boosting"

I want a double blowjob from Kayle and Morgana
My cock will be the catalyst for their reunion.

>>534931669
They brought him back to stop OW's E-Sports scene, so yeah.

I always felt like the content is the problem though. Say what you want about Dunkey, but losing him was a huge loss. 99% of league content nowadays is some boring dude "coaching" There's no "Fun" videos. You could argue that most of the early days of league were carried by older content creators.

Last time on stream I saw nemesis shittalking diamondprox all game long while getting gapped himself in master.

>>534932764
>There's no "Fun" videos.
>Make fun build and show it off
>People complain about it not being optimal
>Make fun playstyle and show it off
>People complain about it not being optimal
>Make fun and show it off
>People complain because their top streamer said don't do it
>Repeat this cycle until we're in the current state of the game and community
Leagues players ain't got nobody to blame but themselves for the atrocity we're currently in

>>534920838
I don't know you're just beyond retarded I guess.

>>534933389
I love how redditors are unironically praising the game's current state, while they probably play less than 3 games per day. (all of them are ARAM)

why is lolg is cranky lately