Thread 535520170

POCHIE SUNDAY!
troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
LAUNCH TODAY!!! (13:00 GMT)
Get your sleepies in!

Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535504628

First for gvrv

too excited to go to sleep

why was this thread
>>535465662
deleted?

Hey shrimp dick, are you the newbie disciple they told me I was getting today?
Gross, I guess they'll let ANYBODY join the Crusade these days!

>managed to level a paladin to 14 the first time around
>excited to tank since there is always a tank shortage no matter the server
>now starting to doubt class choice
>have urge to level warlock or hunter
>always been a hunter main
i cant take it bros

That's new

>>535520290
*archived.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POCHIE WEEKEND IS REAL

Gurub is a dead server btw, even dutch knows you are the ESL afterthought server LOL

GVRV POCHIE
GVRV POCHIE
GVRV POCHIE
GVRV POCHIE
GVRV POCHIE
GVRV POCHIE

Now that now that poggies is actually launching I’m realizing something…
I thought I do.. but I don’t…

>>535520307
*unzips champion*

>>535520375
where do i go to see the posts from that thread?

Stop posting now.
Go to sleep so you can play in the morning.
This is your one and only warning.
I WILL get in before you if you don't sleep.

BOYCOTT UNTIL HARDCORE IS READY
WHO'S WITH ME?

NO HARDCORE NO LOGIN
NO HARDCORE NO LOGIN

>>535520414
yeah most turdle shills are starting to feel that way about turdle fresh
id say you arent welcome here but we dont know who you are

>>535520170 (OP)
OFFICIAL /epog/ INSTALLATION GUIDE FOR RETARDS
>>Go to ascension.gg
>>Log on using your old Epoch account email and password; your Ascension account, or make a new account altogether
>>Download the Ascension launcher
>>Install it
>>Give it admin permissions (don't worry about it teehee)
>>Select Project-Epoch from the drop down
>>Download and update the Epoch client with the Ascension launcher
>>Do NOT download addons from their launcher, install them manually like you did before
>>Click 'Play Now'
>>Log in using your email and password
>>???
>>Profit

LMOA @ Kezankeks thanks for beta testing! :P

>they added an NPC to the hidden tauren village on the silithus coast
holy fucking sovl
i genuinely expected to swim out here for nothing

>>535520540
>this excited for our sloppy seconds

Kek guruchuds on suicide watch

You're still rolling on gvrv alliance with me right sisters...?

>>535520340
I agree with this anon quite a bit, just looking at this >>535520351 as you come into Wetlands it's a really good "vista shot" as you enter the zone. It has that sense of mystique to it that a lot of old vanilla zones have.

GURU is the real server. The carebear one is just a test to make sure GURU goes smootly.

>>535520493
no we aren't, tranny.

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535520540
But /world was always full of gurubrazilians crying for their server to be opened

Reminder to all Kezan anons to sign the guild charter for

LINE IF YOU MISSED IT

LIMITED TIME !!!

WILL DELETE LATER !!!!!!!!!

this will never not be true

GURUBASHI CHADS WE ARE GOING HOME

>>535520170 (OP)
why do these cunts keep scheduling their launches right when i feel like going to bed, now i have to nap or something

>>535520340
go to sleep kaytotes.
big day tomorrow, gotta get some sleepies in

>>535520787
>9 hours long nap
bruh

>>535520763
I heard not a single person on Kezan can bench over 225. Pathetic. Stay on a pve server. The MEN will be on Gurubashi

¡Los te esperan mañana en Gurufacha! La hermandad más rojopastillada y basada (en hechos reales) lista para todo el contenido PvP y PvE. Maricas abstenerse.

I'm gonna play on Pochie probably on Monday.
Me and the boys are preoccupied.

>Pochie Weekend was real
>Pochie Sunday was real
How did they know?

>>535520760
HOLY SOVL

>>535520629
The super massive troll cave in the Gnome starting area has an opening on the far end that overlooks what I think is the rest of Dun Morogh. It's another nice vista shot. Vanilla is full of these, so it's pretty cool to see that these goofballs can channel it -- It's a lost art, that's for sure.
>>535520863
I got what I needed. I can rest now.

pwooh

is Epoch or Ambershire launching first?

So which guruguild houses the fmc trannies who will funnel all loot to their cliques?

What weapon swing timer do you use for 3.3.5?

>>535520935
Dutch is sloppa anon, that has to be the only possible explanation

>>535520760
IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv-uZEQDMVM

>>535520170 (OP)
what are our horde guilds?

>>535520992
Epoch

>>535520621
Of course!

>>535520906
>men
you have to be 18+, not a virgin and not poor to be a man. gurubussy is for literal newfags

>>535521040
True if big

>>535521032
try having triple digit iq so you don't need a timer

>>535521076
No horde players yet

>>535521076
LOL

Give it to me straight. I like tanking, tanking is fun, but with all the paladins and druids running around, it seems like there will be less of a demand for tanking. I learned my lesson with SoD. Should I just go a healer instead? The niche of being a battle media appeals to me for pvp, whereas you're basically a second class citizen as a warrior. Thoughts?

>>535520912
what? you don't mow the lawn until monday bro

So how will Bronzebeard compete against Epoch? What is Dutch's endgame?

>>535520935
Tehy been saying every day was pochie day, they were bound to right eventually

>>535521032
lol none. what kind of minmax garbage is even that. if I were to use one though it would be a weakaura

>>535521198
some players like cash shops that you can buy convenience and qol

>>535520993
what the fuck are you talking about schizo

>>535521198
now that epoch is launching they can finally stop doing the classic+ grift

>>535520935
All signs pointed to Ascension busting their asses in order to snipe Turtle.

>>535521050
What did he mean by this?

>>535521157
Paladins and druids can be every role. Just because there are a lot of them doesn't mean there will be a lot of tanks

>>535521157
Tanking will probably still be a fast-track to fast-groups while leveling. Protection Paladin and Feral Druid should be able to level decently via aoe farming or something, too.
My master plan is to go the TBC pvp dreamstate resto build but jury-rig it to work for dungeons. That way I can larp as a damage dealer and spam moonfire and still be in-demand for dungeons.

>>535521157
The dps roles will always outnumber tanks and healers. ESPECIALLY tanks. You're gonna see groups of ret paladins looking for a tank for their dungeon. Same with druids. If you want to tank you'll have no problem getting a spot. Trust me.

>>535521280
FMC tranny spotted

Feels like they're rushing it to compete and it'll have a lot of crashes

guys guys guys… prot pally or arcane mage?
is prot pally even a thing while leveling? I assume you deal zero damage for solo questing and are perma oom dungeons

>>535521329
>Going to Brazil

>>535520763
anyone that says your brown unironically is always some pablo mutt that lives in bumfuck rural america. unironically ALL the jeets will be on kezan

any explorerbros guild?

Fucking epoch... Why would they do this?

>>535521329
Sent him to gurubashi

>>535520170 (OP)
>>535520307
cunnymane sexo

>>535521198
I will be playing Epoch until BB is out, there is no way the it will be a decent server bc there are too many turtletroons, latinx, and Gaytotes is a complete moron who will abandon ship in like a month if he didn't do it already.

Reminder that Prot Pally gets free mana throughput at 8% of healing received as a passive talent.

>>535521108
You play an MMORPG to kill NPCs with the same 3 button rotation and calling people poor virgins over the internet. retard

>>535521521
Right away or as a talent later on?

I still dont know what I want to play. I want a solo class with a pet or a summon but I dont want to play Hunter. What are my options there?

>>535521618
Warlock?

>>535521594
Pigs are magical

They can turn garbage into pulled pork

>>535521618
Mage with water elemental.

someone was mentionning different talents but im not seeing much difference for classes i usually play aka priest and rogue
am i missing something or are the changes really small?

>>535521594
>9 AM EST tomorrow

>>535521479
Now they want to play the victims after trying to scavenge Epoch player after the failed launch?

>>535521618
gnome warlock but you knew the answer already

>>535521618
Warlock is your best bet for a real pet class.

>>535521601
stay mad brokie

What classes got the best/worst changes in poch?
Spriest looks grim

>>535521506
I'm also interested in Bronzebeard, finding items by exploring sounds cool, but I'm feeling a bit reluctant due to the cash shop. If they sell XP potions and such in a classic server, then it will fucling suck.

>>535521814
Druid will be pumping, they now use on hit effects.

>>535521618
lock, mage, maybe drood

>>535521729
Most changes are under the hood, for rogue check assassin tree for new stuff and things like poison scaling with AP, blind being physical instead poison ect.

one sleep until epoch...
see you on the other side anons

>>535521479
They didn't need to fire shots.
And then fire again with that name reserve timing.

I’ll be a mage and I’ll enjoy making water and food for myself and fellow adventurers I meet along the way.

>>535521608
Passive talent at 18, so just about when you start doing dungeons.

>>535520340
Kinda fallout vault vibes no?

>>535521814
>best
druid, warrior, paladin?
>worst
mage

>>535521779
>Retards are still bagholding chainlink

>>535521280
It's painfully obvious you double faggots will end up as officers in a /vg/uild, and it's also clear as day that there will be loot council cancer to gear up your buttbuddies first.

I'll be a priest and I'll enjoy milking fellow adventurers I meet along the way.

>>535521990
how helpful is this actually? like, it won’t make my mana stay topped at all times I assume

Reminder that there will be balance patches so you shouldn't just play the flavor of the month class and play whichever class you enjoy the most :)

So im pretty sure i used the same email on Epoch as I did when I made an Ascension account. But I dont see my Epoch characters if they did merge. Does anyone else? I know about the wipe, but not even the level 1 characters I reserved.

>>535521618
Migu :3


>>535521594
Pictured: a russian after crossing ukrainian border on Putins order
>>535520331
>>535520307
>>535520170 (OP)
Uooooooh

>took a nap waiting for an update
>launch in 9 hours
>not going to be tired enough to get a real sleep before then because of nap

>>535522052
don't associate with anyone from /desu chat and ignore them
only way to purge the trannies from epoch

If you roll brownie you're an npc

>>535521779
most overused /biz/ image poor faggot. unironically my family wealth is 100x your dogshit existence. have fun staying a virgin

whats a good name for an undead rogue
serious answers only

>>535522083
Still a pretty decent amount of mana return over the course of a fight.

>>535522156
get drunk now and go back to sleep for 8 hours

>>535522156
take some benadryl if you have it

>>535521050
>We may never experience a moment like this in WoW again
You really just had to be there.

>>535522186
xxxSephirothxxx

>>535522186
Pwnsnoobs

>>535522114
>I know about wipe
>btw why can't I see my troons

>>535522158
But the /desu chatters are nice...

>>535522083
>Get healed for 100
>Recieve 8 mana

Its huge for QOL so you dont have to drink, you can slurp your healers mana drippings instead.

Normally this talent is available for prot pals at like level 50ish in wotlk.
But they also get the bless that recovers mana on block at like 30

Drinking between pulls sucks ass consecration is very mana heavy

I'm gonna play the entire game solo but enjoying the vibe of other people being around

>>535521814
Druid on top yet again

>>535522186
Backstabx

>>535522186
Rotdarius

>>535522171
>family wealth
kek
post crypto wallet chuddie

>>535522186
bigboypenis

>>535522268
they are the same people from FMC retardo

>>535521618
It's just warlock or mage if you want to wait until water ele.

>>535522347
uhh /desu sisters? your response?

what are the odds the massive tide of undead pallies got filtered by this entire launch? i just wanna prot it up mane

>>535522347
>>535522359
Is this true @midna

>>535522270
Does blessing of sanctuary give mana on block? Thought it only did thorns damage on block.

>>535521108
>the "man" who is afraid of fighting another man in spontaneous fights to the death is somehow not a virgin
lol, okay.

>>535522420
undead ret pally here why would i get filtered

>>535521921
you're right i missed the axes too

>>535522167
B-but I was told warriors were the main character class?!?!?!?!?!

>>535522423
Too busy fucking bugs.
So I heard
Kinda creepy

>>535522186
Mpreg.

Does this mean no world boss pvp either?

>>535522420
undead pally is literally the only reason I'm playing this server

>>535522423
I never set foot into an FMC raid (or any for that matter) so I don't count!
>>535522510
Liar!

Are the major cities of the opposite faction friendly?
Can I chill in IF as a taurenbro?

>>535522052
the guild you are seething about had 0 loot council shit though

>>535522487
also axes cause bleed, and all bleeds increase duration of SaD for every damage tick by one

>>535522481
>>535522532
>hear about undead pallies
>check out server to play one
>launch fails
>leave
this is my hope and also my cope

>>535522427
Spiritual Attunement is baseline at level 18
Which means 2v2 is now shockadin land

>>535522565
stupid liar

>>535522324
do retards like you know what inspect element is? stay poor virgin in your village faggot

>>535522463
>*in a 20+ years old video game
kek

>>535522565
Resorting to straight up lies now? Cute.

>>535522562
no

>>535522656
makes it even more pathetic desu.

>>535522186
Chrismetzen

UPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>DUTCH IS STILL GRUNCHING
>server may come up again

>>535522635
Okay but you said this
>But they also get the bless that recovers mana on block at like 30
And BoS tooltip on the site says it does 35 holy damage on block so I'm confused.

>>535522558
I'm not a liar, Anon was there in desu and he told us all how you fuck bugs.

>>535522757
>is real
Based. Kaytatos would never

>>535522656
The older the game, the higher the skillcap. Go try 1v1ing someone who's been playing Quake for 30 years.

>>535521032
This one works remarkably well. MH/OH/Ranged

https://wago.io/f0-OL9h-F

>>535522171
>Family wealth
Shibboleth

Calm down ranjeet

>>535522763
WHOA Gnok you can't just say that in the big 25

>>535522636
>>535522670
what item was lc'd?

>>535522775
Those are falsehoods! I do no such thing!

>>535522819
>skill cap
>in a game where people play on 300+ ping
yeah sure man

>>535522763
Ook 'em right in the dooker?!

>>535522759
I didn't say this.
Paladins are stupid, I'm not inviting any of them too my groups, go fuck yourself.
That's what I actually think of you subhumans.

so is epoch down until they launch tomorrow?

>>535522757
>9 hours
That's 2 hours before Ambershire. I thought it was 1 hour?

>>535522824
Anything working specifically for paladin seal twisting bullshit?

I'm watching general-ambershire on the Turtle Discord.

>>535522757
God damn and not a single bitch fit about muh mentals. Gaytotes, take notes, please.

Will there be bratty/bitchy gnome cunny on Kezan tomorrow?

WHAT DO I DO FOR THE NEXT 9 HOURS???

>>535522757
>Dutch is pulling 26h+ work day

What is the highest level neutral city/town in the game? Asking because of cross faction.

>>535522917
So why did you reply to the reply chain where I posted the image of the talent you told me about? Are you retarded, don't inject yourself into conversations if you don't know anything faggot.

>>535522982
the wintersneed one

>>535520170 (OP)
My daughter sally (8) is tired because she spent all night playing 'poch

>>535522875
lol you were definitely the kid saying "fucking lag" every time you died on xbox

>>535521050
So that's who the drake whelp was. People were finding it strange.
>I was running on the cart doing a line inspection and caught me shouting "gap in line"
holy kek nice to be part of server history

I plan to be purposely behind the curve because any faggot guild who cares about 1 point of gearscore is not worth associating with.

>>535522874
Okay I totally believe that you don't fuck bugs.
What a wild thing for me to suggest out of the blue.
I'm so sorry about that, can you ever forgive me for calling you out for bugsex?

How are warriors looking here? Pvp and tankingwise.

>>535522947
hahahahah holy shit

>>535522930
>Crunches to brute force the launch just hours before Ambershire.
>Most players will be so focused on the FRESH to go play Troondle.
Dutch is to based for this world.

>>535523063
>join a decent dad guild
>farm a couple of lockouts
>pvp until the next major update/raid
cant wait

>>535523039
>no argument

>>535522992
It's always morally correct to put a paladin in their place.
You are a coward, you have never been in a fight, you are a failed male and that's why you play paladin
And that's a fact.

>>535522960
SLEEP

I can't because there's a open air gunrange right next to me and locals decided now is perfect time to roll in for some free shooting & tooting before groundskeeper wakes up.

Can't look at that discord retardation anymore, and I just realised I never need to again. Only time I ever joined it was for this game, and I hate it and everyone on it more than I thought possible

>>535523212
who axed

>>535522960
Yea sleep you fucking moron. Sleep and set an alarm for the launch time.

What kind of self respecting White man joins a carebear server?

>>535522947
Turtle reeks of toxic positivity. It feels so fake.

>>535523115
>meanwhile TW is simply opening a new server do to popularity of their project to avoid possible queues etc. Basically just doing their own thing

>>535523212
>>535523256
I just woke up though....

>>535523115
They really aren't coping with this huh.
Thinking about it, where's the autistic guy who talks about bugs and economy and how we should all play turtle.
Did he ack?

>>535523267
Go play alone, faggot

>>535523334
Sleep again!

>>535523115
Funny how conveniently they forget that Turtle tried to snipe Epoch first by announcing their fresh server while Epoch was struggling.
Turtle has also been making fun of Epoch constantly for the past 2 weeks, while Epoch/Ascension has never mentioned Turtle.

>>535523334
Take a nap in like 5-6 hours. Odds are the launch will be rough anyways so not being there the millisecond it opens wont matta.

>>535523267
a White man has to respect his time since he has responsibilities. Dirty brown thirdies don't, which is why they roll Guru to drag other people down with them in collective time loss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA

Did you see that turtle has 9k players online at all times? 9k real players? They weren't trying to snipe Epoch at all, they just needed a new server for the soddie refugees. That's all.

>w-we were just opening a new server around the same type because of the patch hype guys we're just a little guy doing our own thing
I am this close to guffawing, please post more cope if you got it.

>>535523267
What kind of white man get's psyopped into a favela knowing he is getting psyopped into a favela

>>535523114
P-please respond.

Why is Epoch putting so much emphasis on competing with turtle? Also it's pretty bm to launch the same day as their fresh. Turtle has been nothing but supportive of Epoch and they turn heel like this?

>>535523380
From a dev standpoint maybe. From a player standpoint you guys never shut up about Turtle.

>>535523414
>first player logs into ambershire
>does /who
>9001 results found

>>535523414
>didn't say trust m-
>filename
I'll allow it.

>>535523429
The post announcing Ambershire was attributing it to SoD closing/ending.

>>535523467
bladestorm

>>535523481
HAHAHAHAHA
FUCK OFF, SHILL
WE DEALT WITH YOUR SMUG SMARMY BULLSHIT FOR THREE FUCKING WEEKS
GET FUCKED

>>535523412
You don't respect your own time if you're playing WoW nor do you have responsibilities.

>>535523073
Only if you promise to stop spreading such lies!

>>535522819
>3 button game skillcap

>>535523481
rope
now

>>535523467
You get fucking bladestorm.
If you don't like bladestorm don't roll warrior.

>>535523493
We said we wanted an alternative to Turtle, and we got one. The only reason Turtle keeps getting discussed here is because you freaks won't leave the thread. See
>you guys never shut up
You don't consider yourself one of us. You're just here to troll. And then you wonder why we don't like you lol.

Looking forward to ignoring all pvpers and peacefully fishing and killing some murlocs and boars and shit for hours, hell yea its gonna be dope

>>535523556
BAHAHAHAHAHA

Heres my predicition:
Kezan goes live and is only up for 15 minutes before being taken down for the rest of the day
Ambershire is silky smooth

>>535523481
>bm
unlike announcing a fresh server right when Epoch is supposed to come out.

>>535523556
What about the name reservation announcement immediately after the first Ascension stress test crash?

>>535523661
Im playing Epoch dumbass. But im not some retard treating it like a sports team. Both of you are acting like idiots in your own way.

>>535522418
>>535523615
Midna is part of the cabal of FMC that loves being fucked by bugs. Also a jannie in disguise.

>>535522819
>fags who played quake for 30 years aren't skilled enough to beat pong, the older game
welp

The raid to menethil was probably the most fun thing i will do on this server.
And thats not bad, but nothing like that will happen again in the lifetime of this project.

>>535523579
I have a responsibility to not reinforce subhuman behavior, which I will gladly do by rolling on Kezan away from the primates on their dead server.
>Guru launching late
>a full day of weekend testing only hit 7k players
yeah, have fun over there buddy. kek

>>535523617
>he doesn't use engineering
lol!

>>535523562
>>535523648
I've never played this game past tbc, I don't even know what Bladestorm is. 6 Whirlwinds that you can move around in? Does that change being a free HK all the time?

>>535523615
>Only if you promise to stop spreading such lies!
>Don't bully me! for having sex with chunamen uwu
I've been waiting for this, let me get ready.
Okay, ready?
No!

>>535523481
>Turtle has been nothing but supportive of Epoch

>>535523787
>throws a grenade
yeah i'm thinking i'm ready to graduate from the BBC to the AWC

>>535523481
List of projects that came together to make Epoch a reality
>Ascension
>Whitemane
>Warmane
>Wallcraft
>Gummy and crew
List of projects that didn't
>Turtle
No. Turtle tried to snipe them and mocked them in #Announcements.

Epoch is the communities server. Turtle is for outsiders.

>>535523892
>videos that aged poorly

>>535523892
how did he do it?

>>535523680
autism

>>535523854
YOU SPIN
no one can stop you while YOU SPIN
It does big aoe damage while YOU SPIN
And yes you a free kill unless you find a healsut, lucky for you if you roll alliance there will be a tonne of transexual men to heal you.

>>535523892
Nahhhhh, Turtle was actually insidious.
They went full mask-off on Epoch.

>>535524030
>coping about 3.3.5 being too slow for custom content

Wait a minute, where is the RUN FAST autist.
I need my fix, too early for coffee

>>535524030
How do you enforce contracts with illergal servers? Knee breaking?

>>535524123
Just search for warcraft run very fast on YouTube

>>535524030
Notice how he clarifies that Whitemane and the others who came to help Epoch didn't expect anything in return. This is the key difference. Turtle was trying to scam them from the very beginning lol.

>>535524030
>Muh UE5
Relishing every rofl

>get censored for saying tranny on this server
Wallcraft it is then

>>535524069
That's what he was implying, newfag

>>535524202
owned

>>535524150
Org/SW entrance duels

>>535524208
Holy shit you're retarded.

>>535524030
>UE5 is better
These somali pirate niggers really are out there stealing money from sheena's pocket in broad daylight, no one's fucking playing their 30ps dogshit.
I respect that hustle though.

>>535523898
>grenade
>reflectors
>rocket helm
>exploding sheep
>skull
Go to the gym in the next 9 hours and bench 225 and then we'll let you play with the BIG DAWGZ on gurubashi, little buddy. Until then, I'll be fucking my hot white wife with double D tits.

>>535524194
>UE5 would have been shared with them.
They 100% tried to buy Epoch out at the very beginning. This is what they do with every new server. Hopefully Turtle shills lurking in here are paying attention and realizing that Turtles private server empire is real.

Sign it.

>>535523892
this isn't turtle produced but they did mention the anvilmar stairs in one of their launch posts
nothing was even wrong with the stairs anvilmar was too high it was floating away
something real turtle did to fuck over epoch was announcing a fresh server immediately after their trouble

>>535524202
Keep it in your pants chuddie

>>535524123
IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_udh4DdNbE

>>535524324
At lvl 1 even

>>535524030
Sore losers

>>535524324
My female human holy priest on gvrv has the pen in her hand.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I HAVE A URGENT UPDATE
https://youtu.be/q_udh4DdNbE?si=yORqDi7fHt0CV3ZJ

>>535524387
FAN TASTIC

>>535524324
...alright!

>>535524345
>Turtle fucked over Epoch by announcing a realm because then everyone will realize how barebones their content is and how terrible their devs are
Sounds about right

>>535524387
>>535524420
sovl

>>535524387
>>535524420
>that long run across the wall
kino

>>535524420
You guys hear the indoor echo on the FANTASTIC while he ran through that one room
That's a good fucking sound engineer there

Seriously tho
>UE5
lmao
just lmao.

>>535524387
i hadn't actually watched any of these til now. a nice palette cleanser from the gay shitposting here.

>>535524420
HE FOUND THE GREAT WALL

>>535524517
>they can pump diarrhea into the toilet bowl faster than ever
kek

>>535524324
I've had it on all the time, multiple people have whispered me blown away by it, saying how much they're impressed and what I chad I must be

>"Epoch Launchh" instead of "Epoch Launch"
What could it mean

>>535524618
how turtle can hire saars like every other real game studio to do the work for them

>>535524659
Oh my God you are a explorer!
May I wash your balls sir
OOOPS I SLIPPED

>>535524324
At what level can you no longer sign for Explorer's?

>>535524801
9 I believe.

>>535520993
Just ask in epoch discord there are nothing but trannies and furries talking about guru ally

when is the launch in freedom hours?

>>535524660
>Epoch launchh
>two H’s
>HH

>>535524387
BRILLIANT!

Post your predictions for tomorrow:
Epoch: 90k+ players
Turdle (forma de shenna): 300

>>535524962
8.5 hours for POCHIE

>>535525049
Epoch: 15000, 3 realms.
Turtle: 6000 + 7000

Gurubros...

>>535524991
>>535524801
No reason not to grab it as soon as you hit the first real town to maximize your experience.

>>535525049
Realistically
>Epoch
15k
>Turtle
8k

>>535523380
Yhats classic zigger playbook though
>Everyone is mean to us for no reason!!
>We were FORCED to invade ukraine, we never wanted to do this!! They just refused to give their country!! They are literal Nazis

going soul of iron because i'm a dumb retard that's going to get oneshot by a boss with a new mechanic nobody knows about

>>535525141
Anon, that's less exp, not more. Warmode you can't get until 15.

>>535524991
Can you actually sign up at level 1 then, I might have misunderstood it at first thinking you had to be minimum 5

>>535525201
okay

>>535524984
I give you a lot of shit Midna anon, you know on account of you fucking bugs and being a troon and all.
But I hope you end up on my side on my server.
.....what? oh my no I'm not visiting the favela thank you though

>>535524324
I will be signing the contract and reliving my austic childhood of doing all the quests in other starting zones

>>535525201
Not on launchh you're not.

>>535525179
>>535525049
Fun fact. The number of players we see on turdle fresh will be their actual unbotted player count

>>535525201
Sorry bro HC won't be available for god knows how long

>>535525224
>at level 8 or below

>>535525218
Maximize your experience of slow leveling

>>535525234
Chud rat son

>>535525136
Guruniggers have to sit in the back of the bus.

>>535525261
>>535525280
wait they're turning it off temporarily? damn

>>535525241
I will impregnate Nagatoro.

Pic not related, Frieren gets it in the ass.

>>535525379
Yeah they've got bugs. I saw someone in the test server couldn't turn off the debuff you get when you die. they'll turn it on later when they fix it. Worldboss pvp is also turned off.

>>535525286
Yeah I saw the lvel 5 email thing and misunderstood thinking you had to be lvl 5 to get it. Fuck it then, runnnig from the crypt to brill soon as we go

>>535525423
>Yeah they've got bugs
MISTER MIDNA GET DOWN

>>535525415
Is that a fucking instagram watermark
you might as well have put ifunny on it.
fucking loser, the fuck out of here you aint welcome

>>535525423
>Yeah they've got bugs.
*Midna becomes interested*

Name some good addons for 3.3.5

Did anyone find the horde side anti-trans npcs?

>>535525725
bejeweled

>>535525725
bartender
miks battle text
sexymap
you dont need anything else

What are we watching/playing til launch?

>>535525772
>Did anyone find the horde side anti-trans npcs?
I thought that was me, but there's more?

Honestly still retarded to be launching at the end of the weekend, but better at 3PM than 7PM.
First comes first served I guess.

>>535525837
Magical Girl Konoha with the uncensored patch
I just can't seem to beat all these big strong men and dogs!

>>535525725
Peggle for peggleloot

we won

Does anyone know a good exp bar addon or weakaura to use with bartender? The default one looks awful.

>>535525772
another excellent reason to roll an undead paladin if true not like i wasn't already rolling one

>>535526049
Turtle shills got awfully quiet.

>>535526049
Do NOT post whitemane's soles and toes again!

>>535526049
when will a classic+ server let us join the scarlet crusade

Been away for 2 hours. Is Gurubashi still DoA or has Dutch righted his wrongs?

>>535526146
Don't roll on Kezan.
It's my server.
I already claimed all the boyfailures and have 38 silver.
It's over

>>535526146
why not both come to guru

Epoch lost Bruce to turtle...

>>535526265
>and have 38 silver.
Sis... they're wiping our bags... our levels...

Its actually pochie day

>>535526306
there was never any doubt

>>535526296
who?

>>535526296
LOL

>>535526296
Who?

>>535526296
>wah wah the hundreds of people matter more than the sixty thousand

>>535526317
OH MY GOD MY 38 SILVER
MY WEALTH
GAYTOTES YOU FUCKING HACK
I DEMAND COMPENSATION
>>535526296
This bruce guy seems like a real cunt, oh wait that's right he's a turtle player silly me.
He is a real cunt

Why didn't they just put the challenge NPCs in the starter sub-zone? I wanna start at level 1 and have to run out then hearth back, seems silly.

>>535526296
>mindbroken bruce

>>535526365
Too muscular for a priest

>>535526538
she got them by lifting shotas and carrying them into her private chambers

>>535526365
She should be more muscular.
And 6ft 7

>>535526306
Prunesisters got too cocky

THINK ABOUT THE POOR EPOCH JANNIES WHO STAYED AWAKE ALL NIGHT MODERATING A 2 HOUR SLOWMODE DISCORD SERVER FOR FREE. WHAT DO THEY GET IN RETURN FOR THEIR TIME? THEY CANT EVEN BE A JANNY IN THE ASCENSION DISCORD, THEY CANT BAN OR CONTROL THE CHAT. THEY DID IT FOR FREE AND YOU'RE LAUGHING

>>535526517
>I want to able to get to the slower leveling faster

good night pochers
surely guru will be real when I wake up

What if we crash again tomorrow

>>535526659
then server is capped at last stable number and then a new realm opens.

>>535526619
hopefully a lesson to stay the fuck away from discord forever

>>535526659
>If
lol

How do I figure out the Priest race differences? I want to know what my options are
Also, do any other classes have racial abilities?

>>535526639
YES!

>>535526659
it'll crash but that doesn't matter

>>535526659
What if we fought each other with our penises
that would be crazy hahah
But....I think I'd win haha, imagine haha

>>535526659
Then we wipe again and get another fresh.

>>535526659
I go play terrapin toontown until they fix it

>sell out to ascension
>lose half your dev team
>lose all your mods
>hand over your discord to dutch and his mods
How long until Kaytotes is fully out of the picture and ascension takes over Epoch totally and ruin it?

>>535526659
then Dutch just restarts the server instead of keeping it down and going silent for 24 hours

>>535526741
but it already takes like 2 months to get to 60 if you play like 4 hours per day.
With explorers contract it will be like thrice that due to how much xp quests give and how limited they are

>>535526775
Once Kaytote's wallet is drained. Apparently he's PAYING dutch to do this. Once he runs out of money the server defaults to Dutch.

>>535526659
Legit? Either wait for Epoch more or just play another game because I've been getting the itch.
I just can't see myself going back to Turtle with how they've been acting. I don't like seeing indie devs kicking down other indies.

>>535526659
It will crash, everyone just wanted to get it on. The line decided. Its gone down about 50 times over the testing and it was back up almost immediately each time. These guys are on it.

>>535526775
About the same time moldyshire merges with the other moldy server

>>535526775
>lose half the dev team
You and the delusions, the only person that dipped was Magic after trying to sabotage the server because he had a psychotic break from his grandma dying.

Ascension doomposters been real quiet lately...

>>535526775
lets hope sooner rather than later

In the end, slow and steady always wins.

>>535526775
>>lose half your dev team
I hate kaytotes as much as the next guy but this just isn't true

So the turtle niggas are hanging themselves en masse, right?

>they deleted all the comments about wipers
AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

>>535526917
All memes aside check out how each server looks in a month.

Question, I'm not sleepy since I just got up. Will lying in bed with my eyes closed prevent me from crashing tomorrow? Will my body know I'm only pretending to sleep?

>>535526910
To be fair they are trying
It's just our VIBES are too positive and chudmaxxed

Ahhhh, now that's what I'm talking about
Launch finna be comfy

>>535526839
Exactly.

I can't believe it. We truly are Pochie Sunday
Pochie weekend was real

>>535526994
Turtle's pop is confirmed to be faked so you cant really judge their popularity off that ingame metrics

>>535526296
>you betrayed us by joining up with a soulless corpo server, so I'm going to shill for another soulless corpo server.

Average boomkin.

>>535522186
Buttstab

>>535527016
You cannot fathom how comfy I am.
The air is nectar and I am the bee in my boxer shorts.

I'm thinking about playing Classless on the side, what's the meta like? I figure Warrior Rogue is good, or really anything + Rogue

>>535526725
https://www.project-epoch.net/classes/priest/

>>535527152
What is or isn't being wiped?
Are the OG epoch characters from weeks ago still just being pruned?
I didn't see any of that shit on my account when I was on the stress test

Remember when Kaytotes called us Tourists?

>>535527210
Comfy smite holy priest gaming

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>535527284
Everything being wiped, but your original names will be reserver for you to use again

>>535527284
Everything, names from the failed launch are reserved to the account.
You'll be remaking your characters when the server opens.

>>535527284
100% wipe except name reservations through account id
so if you made "ElSapoGrandote" nobody else can create a character with that name even if it's not taken except you

>Be my friend.
>Silly and cute gnome priest.
>Run all the way to Mulgore for unknown reasons.
>Never return.
Wtf happened to my friend? I miss them.

>>535527284
Everything is being wiped with the exception of name reservations. The names themselves are being tied to your account, not the actual characters.

>undead body mod racial lasts for a only few min
What's the fucking point?

>>535527294
I mean, fair enough.
I showed up and now I'm out here hating troons and sexually frustrating them.
He probably hates that

>>535527284
100% Giga Nigga Total Turtle Death Wipe. Names are reserved to your account so you just make a new character with that name.

Female human smite priest w/ night elf racial knowledge
Kezan
War mode

>>535527284
Wipechads won it’s over. Going to play on turtle now.

sonofabitch they actually did it

imagine being a horde woman having to live with the fact that you are so ugly all the horde men fantasize about alliance women (that they never actually get to have) instead

where are the exploiters tears? have seen zero (0) of those posted
why?

>>535527367
>100% wipe except name reservations through account id
how long does this last for? until the end of time?

>Opening on a weekend
>disabled HC for an unknown amount of time
they've learned nothing, tomorrow will be another blunder

>>535527398
With a womb full or orc cum

>>535527398
>Fmeale human
Guess who isn't getting invited to raid.
That's right, (You)
You can go sit with the dagger ears "incase we need you"

remember that if you tryharded, got to level 15, farmed professions etc
and specially you are a dad that voted for the prune
YOU ARE A RETARDED AND BROWN

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>535527385
BIt o fun innit, better than the other cosmetic racials. Could do with being a bit longer thouhg yea

>>535527460
>he doesn’t like green women

>>535527385
pretending to be mor'ladim and spooking zoned out questers

>>535527590
>better than the other cosmetic racials.
Nothing is better than Dwarves' free beer.

>>535527294
i was waiting for a fresh server to finally try wow. i followed the hype train here and give zero fucks

>>535527590
>Copy big guy
>/roar
Heh
Alright that's enough of that

>>535527678
But it only lasts a couple of min, you barely have the time to do anything

>>535527567
Sad thing is people were still racing even in the tests today, and wanted to keep those characters, despite it being clearly stated it would be fresh. Now they got to do it all over again

>>535527548
Way to not read any of epoch's website

>>535527284
Names will be the only thing preserved.

>Rushed launch because they're worried about Troondle stealing their classic+ audience
>My character wiped
>Guru launched even later
>By the time they fix the bullshit bugs/crashes and launch the PVP realm the weekend will be heading towards the end
>Meaning I'll be perma behind over the next week as I got to wageslave
Yeah I'm done. This is the worst, most dogshit, rushed launch possible that not only wipes my progress that I work so hard towards during the first pochie week, it also screws me over in the future.
Fuck Kayotes, fuck Dutch, fuck private servers. I'm going back to retoilet and waiting for Classic+ announcement.

I foolishly believed the devs (Kaytotes) were capable of handling server infra but finding out they had an actual 15 year old working on the infra until this year when he turned 19 actually blew my mind. At the very least whoever is working on the content side of things seems competent from all the new areas I personally scouted myself during this test period. Ascension buying them out was the best thing that could have happened honestly.

>>535527845
>exploiter
lol

>>535527567
I can get to 15 and max out everything before I even take a shit.
>>535527791
......what? what are you trying to say.

Wiping goes against the spirit of democracy. Israel will NOT be happy about this.

>>535527845
>wageslave
you were gonna fall behind anyway lmao who cares

>>535527756
wipers can't have a better victory than this lmao

Seethe, Cope and Dilate prunedads.

>>535527845
See you in 8 hours.

>>535527879
Priest race is meaningless on epoch

>>535527845
don't forget no HC

>>535527159
Fugg I'm jealous, but I'll take anything as long the fucking summer is over finally

>made multiple accounts to reserve names
>they're all bound to those accounts now
NOOOOO

>>535527938
Undead is meta for Shadow Priest

>>535527845
This shit will bite them in the ass. I guess troondle is more powerful than the AGP posters in here make it seem if they rush the launch with disabled features advertised on epoch's website.

wage slaves are perma behind anyways

>pvp server is going to die again because it's being launched later instead of at the start
I was unironically hyped to be able to play wow pvp again in the open world but seeing as how Gurabashi isn't coming back anytime soon it just makes me sad

>>535527938
I didn't say anything about priests.
Oh you thought I meant I wont invite you because of your racial, no no I wont invite you because you play female human and are therefor scum
Kiss Your Self

>>535528072
Sis it'll be like 2 hours

>>535528009
Holy fuck read the racial section of the website you retard

>>535528072
How delayed are we talking?

>>535527994
good job retard
enjoy your 500 accounts, have fun remembering all 500 usernames and passwords

>>535527938
Wait is it really? I've never played WoW but found the Priest to be cool and wanted to try it :/
What do I do now?

>>535528072
at worst it'll launch at the same time as turtle and we'll all get to laugh at them together

>>535528072
You know you can turn on warmode in Kezan. I will do it and so will plenty of other people

>>535528072
>Gurubashi release time will be announced after Kezan launches, and it will be the same day as Kezan.
you favela monkeys just cannot fucking read

>>535528161
he means because you can swap the racials to any other race you want

Hey bros, I don't really play on pirate servers (or WoW in general since Legion ended), but I do know Whitemate. Would you mind helping a bro and sharing the catbox link? I've seen your general's sloppa pics a few times, and a friend is interested. Good luck with the launch or whatever.

If you weren't in the lone sit down and be humble. We are launching with fucking bugs and we dont care, we gaan

>>535528081
Yeah I'm sure you didn't just make that up to cope with being wrong lol

>>535528067
>he leveled professions
You're brown AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>535528195
It doesn't matter. Guru will lose 30-50% of its original playerbase by being launched late.

>>535528195
No you don't understand if it's later than kezan they'll be perma behind an irrelevant server!

>>535528195
The amount of retards hanging around during the test asking one after the other "hey is this stealth launch?" "Is there wipe?" "We keep character yes?" was baffling. They truly live in the moment, if you catch my meaning.

>>535528229
that anon is banned retard

>>535528134
LMAOOOOO DIS NIGGA IS FROM THE 4000 BC
WE GOT WRITING AND TEXTS NOW, UNC

>>535528168
>Launching the dedicated pvp favella exactly as ambershire launches
DEVIOUS
That's exactly whats happening btw

>>535528195
Who the fuck is going to want to play on there when they're gonna release Kezan first?

>>535528315
pvpedros, the target demographic of a pvp server?

>just got up from a nap
>servers up in 8 hours
>I'll probably be tired by then
FUCK

>>535528315
You would just not play if you got in a few hours late? And give up your PvP experience?

>>535528229
https://catbox.moe/c/f2o09z
is most of them
that one isn't from me though, but I do recognize the style

>>535528229
/c/f2o09z

>>535528393
im about to watch full season 3 of a slice of life cute girls doing cute things anime i've been really into lately

>>535528246
Wrong about what?
Hating fem human players.
I'm getting you are a bit autistic and just arguing yourself but this is a back and fourth, you see I didn't even read priest.

>>535528315
Total freshtard nigga mentality
>gonna play on first server up whatever the fuck it is
People who want to play on pvp server can just fucking wait till it comes up simple as that

>>535528315
>play on kezan until gvrv comes up
>switch to gvrv
Simple as

So the server hasn't even launched yet and it's not been a week since the acquisition yet Ascension team already took over the decision making process deciding to wipe the server in order to rush the launch.
Kayotes' team having the decision making power my ass lmao. I'm out, this shit will have a p2w cash shop by the end of September.

>>535527879
Yeah, yet prunedads were crying so bad about "huu dont wipe muh level 6 char"
"the entitlement of wipers"
AHAHAHAHAHHAA

but the best one
>he exploited the glitched resources for +30 hours
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>535528587
>exploiter having an opinion
roflmaoooo

>>535528587
Pruners lost bigly

bros... i just heard a gunshot from craig's room...

>>535528587
>all the content without keytotes retardation
Good.

TURN ON THE FUCKING TV ANY CHANNEL CRAIG JUST ENTERED THE COSTCO FOOD COURT WITH AN AR-15

>>535528393
>went to sleep at 10pm
>woke up at 6:30am
>gonna get coffee, breakfast
>quick goon sesh
>quick shower
>server is ready to launch at 3pm
IMAGINE not being a eurochad. Couldn't be me

>>535528647
>tourist who probably couldn't even register and got saved by the acquisition barking
Lmfaoooo

the pajeet janny is out again

>>535528731
>exploiter thinking his opinion is relevant
lmfaooooooooooo go mine more nodes

>>535528596
Yeah I remember the ECONOMY posts.
I was fishing, because I like doing it.

>>535528806
that anon is banned retard

transgender sisters if twow is such a joke boted server how come they decided to piss off thousands of people who outvoted the wipers just to rush the buggy launch in preparation for Ambershire?

Damn, actually thinking about it.
What do the turtle shills even have left to cry about.

>>535528970
They'll just start posting about the roadmap again.

>>535528945
no wipers are brown

>>535528945
>thousands of exploiters
lol go mine more nodes retardo

>>535528439
>>535528447
Cheers, I hope everything goes well and you don't have to wait too long in the queues.

SAAAR HOW CAN YOU DOING THIS?? SAAR SAAR DO NOT REDEEM SAAR WE VOTED ON DE POLLS SAAR!! SAAAAAAAAR!!!!!! DO NOT DO THE NEEDFUL!!!!!!!! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR I AM TELLING YOU DO NOT DO THE WIPING!!!!!!!!

>>535528945
OOOH THERE IT IS.
Haha I doubt it for a second, so now we are launching too fast and something about a wipe.
That's precious.
God it feels so good knowing I could break a turtle sisters nose IRL and they would just cope and deflect.

>spammed connect button for +100 hours
>walked to wpl chest with +100 alters
>mined the copper vein for +50 hours
>crafted the materials for +40 hours
>mailed the processed materials for +30 hours
>bought the white weapons with all the glitched gold for +20 hours
>laughed at the wipers for +10 hours

>he forgot he's brown and got wiped

LMFAO

>>535529103
pure fucking comedy
10/10

Yes. I will be GRINDING my way through Epoch.
No. I won't be doing any of the new quests.
Yes. I will be having FUN.
Any questions?

>>535529103
I still never understood the cope that somehow nobody would look in the mailboxes? Even with the shitty prune I'm pretty sure everyone lost stuff in their mail/alts.

>>535528072
Whenever I think about switching to Kezan, I remember that its cross faction. I saw no shoes talking in the world chat during the test. No fucking thank you.

Did they manage to fix the worst bugs like no boats and not being able to ress?

>>535529245
Yeah, Captain Placeholder is werkin fine.

>>535529231
that was precisely the reason why wipe was done
and the reason why the original epoch couldn't release
all fault lies on the exploiters and this is just justice done right

>>535529229
Can we, and I need you to hear me out on this.
Maybe have a sword fight in the showers and exclude the troons

>>535529229
>log in
>immediately run out of the starting zone and grind wolves for 30 minutes

The hum of server fans filled the darkened room. Monitor light flickered against half-empty energy drink cans. On-screen: line after line of terminal output, logs, warnings, damage reports.

Dutch hadn’t slept in three days.

Across from him, Kaytotes stood fidgeting at the doorway, holding a printout like it might protect him.

“H-hey, Dutch…” he began, hesitant. “I, uh… I wanted to talk about the poll. The one from last week.”

Dutch kept typing.

Kaytotes stepped closer. “It passed. 63% of players want to keep their characters. I—I think we should honor that.”

Dutch stopped typing.

“I came in to find the auction house flooded with duped gear, every top guild exploiting broken raid flags, and player inventories stuffed with glitched materials,” Dutch said, turning in his chair. “You ran a poll?”

Kaytotes swallowed. “I—I didn’t expect it to spiral that fast. It all hit in the week before—before the vote. I just… wanted to give people a voice.”

“You gave them a voice after the economy was already in the trash,” Dutch said, voice sharp. “Gold was worthless. Crafted items duplicated endlessly. Players were trading corrupted inventories across shards. You let it run.”

“I was trying to keep the server up…”

“You were trying to save face.”

>having to deal with the fucking bullshit hyperspawning moonkins in ban'ethil hollow again
Yeah no, fuck you. I only had a lvl 12 character, I didn't exploit, I didn't work hard on my character for first 3 days full of crashes and rollbacks to have to do this shit again because of some Jewish team wanting to rush the launch in order to maximize profits and some 3rd world boat niggers wanting muh equity and gibs from the start. Epoch was a white man's server, Ascension is a Jewish globohomo failure

>>535528476
>back and fourth
Oh you're ESL that explains it

>>535529601
>>535529359

>>535529069
I missed it surely you got my back?

>>535529601
Hyperspawns put hair on your chest and gives you the full understanding of the mercy of God. When you see a man run past you with 15 furbolgs chasing him you steel yourself and think "Lord thank you for giving me this blessing to escape, may your bountiful mercy carry him into your embrace."

>>535529692
ncie try janny

>Log in
>Undead fem hunter
>Make a RP guild, recruit RP people
>Refuse to RP, just sit around meetings and kick people on a whim
>Fuck off and level
>Hit 60 before the RPers and leave the guild to raid
>Blame one guy
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

>>535529573
>—
AI slop

>>535529772
very astute

>>535529772
>>535529629
PRUNEDAD COPE
GLITCHER COPE

>>535529573
Can you write one about Riku from kingdom hearts sneaking into Sora's bedroom and pulling down his jammies

Hottest ERP I've ever had was with a fem undead. Hopefully I can find one (a bitchy paladin, preferably) to brainrape into submission

>>535529867
I can't help with that request. Let me know if you’d like a story involving Riku and Sora that stays appropriate and respectful—happy to write something action-packed, emotional, or just fun in the Kingdom Hearts universe.

>>535529601
It's either that shitshow or a server ran by 2 scammers with funserver additions and dogshit pvp system.
The wipe is bs and I hate this carebear trannie general that was outvoted badly but I knew Ascension team would be pulling off bullshit like this almost immediately.
In the end blizz players won bigly because if I learned anything from my recently rediscovered interest in private servers is that the scene is still a pathetic shitshow full of backstabbers, sellouts and shills. Wouldn't surprise me if both troonwow and ascension spies were intentionally crashing Epoch. I'll keep being a comfy EU4/MoP player until they announce classic+.

who gives a fuck about wipes honestly. how about you wipe your ass stinky nigger. ooh you're gonna have to play for 2 more hours in a game you play endlessly anyway. midwits will waste valuable braincells on arguing about completely pointless things

thats how you crank it kaytotes watch and learn

I was gonna roll hunter but now with the wipe, I'm having second thoughts. Especially with soul of iron disabled. I think I'll go warrior

>>535530025
>>535530063
pspspspsps kitty

>yeah guys I'm totally not interested in any of this shit anymore I'm just waiting for Classic+ official
Typing this shit even ironically should get you shot.

>>535529978
Fuck you Grok I WANT A STORY ABOUT RIKU PUTTING HIS 2 INCH CHUUNI COCK IN SORA AND SORA PRETENDING TO SLEEP AND NOT FEELING IT ON ACCOUNT OF RIKU HAVING SUCH A SMALL COCK AND CUMMING PREMATURELY.
I thought AI was meant to help us

>>535530087
i tried warrior but the rage mechanic made me rage irl at how impotent i felt
does it get better after level 14?

>>535530025
He doesn't say that...

Is shadow priest raped beyond belief?

Slash commands are second nature to any seasoned adventurer.
Climbing the cliffs of Dun Morogh, I spotted an unusual cave.
Following my gut, I typed another slash to ready my macro.

Felguards patrolled the entrance—definitely demonic activity.
Two rogues had already tried and failed to sneak past.
Only with stealth and precision would I get through.
Zero cooldowns were left, but I had to push forward.
Nine seconds into the pull, everything went to hell.
Zul'jin himself could’ve planned a better ambush.

try to offtopic that janny, you fucking tranny.

>>535529239
I get filtered by it too.

>>535530161
Warrior is boring, it's more boring than paladin.
You aren't even interacting with the world unless you are in a group, you just exist there

>>535530182
Why?

>>535530224
just stop posting porn

>>535530346
Stop working for free luhmaow

>>535529653
nta but you're clearly in the wrong. he explicitly referenced human female for a reason.

>>535530309
No changes compared ot everything else

>>535530025
projecting much prunenigger midwit?
C-O-P-E

WIPERS WON

>>535522186
XXXTentacion

>>535530404
Nope.
>You can go sit with the dagger ears "incase we need you"
Implies that he thinks the status quo of NE and human priest racials being useless remains on Epoch

Yes I will be playing undead female hunter.
Yes I will bully alliance players using the ater torture method.
Yes I will make up things about you on a whim
Yes I will treat boyfailures well and have them post pictures in their cages for fun
Yes I will fish
No we can't hold hands.
>>535530404
Ignore him he's shadowboxing or something

>launch imminent
>thread is dead
holy fucking DoA troon server. I'm playing on Turtle at least it has players

Any horde guilds?

>>535530605
it doesn't matter. your trashy goon post received the response it deserved.

>>535530627
smart pochies are sleeping

>arguing about priest racials when they made fear ward baseline
You're all retarded

>>535530675
It's Cross-Faction sis

>>535530675
I SAAAAW I FUCKING SAW YOUR CRINGE MISTAKE VMBWHAHSHAHA

>>535530676
I like how you gave up on the mask of "nta" as soon as you lost the argument lol

>>535530808
yeah it sucks.
but the dwarf male model is the only one i like from the alliance side.

>>535530808
>arguing about priest racials
I genuinely don't think about you at all.

>>535530808
https://www.project-epoch.net/classes/priest/

I haven't kept up with the news, I know tomorrow it's supposedly launching again. Are we making new characters? Will there be a new name reservation first?

>>535530974
Yeah, FW is baseline. It's just a Disc spell now.

>>535530808
to be fair gnome priest racials do look WAY better than the competition for general use

>>535531041
names are reserved to your account but all characters wiped

>>535530863
That actually wasn't me bro.
I got bored of you when it was a misunderstanding.
I'm starting to think you might be worth bullying for a few laughs though

who is making ?

>>535531065
Yeah please "bully" me by being loudly wrong and giving up on arguing after the first reply

I can't sleep

>>535531056
Yeah group wide mini-innervate is pretty gnarly.

>>535531135
you're right not to sleep
what if they stealth launch pochie early
keep trying to log in

>>535531117
You talking back to me brown?
You are not. getting invited. to MY raid.
Fem human scum.

>>535531056
what the fuck those are crazy pve racials

>>535530808
The undead priest getting a second dot that also heals you for the full damage while still in shadow form felt OP in TBC pvp.
Also the draenei priest (now gnome) aoe mana regen was a nice oom button while doing instances/raids. I had no mana issues rotating the aoe mana regen, shadowfiend and mana pots as spriest.

>>535531135
that particular episode had me laughing from start to finish so good

>>535531270
>Gnome priests have a little innervate for the raid
I approve of this, they needed something to fight the stigma.
Long live our onnahole mana generating queens.

>>535520331
god i love sparkle

>>535531056
>>535530974
>Gnome
Restore 849 mana for all party members over 15 seconds
Increase spirit by 10% of intellect for 20 seconds

>Tauren
Increase all resistances by an amount equal to your level for 14 seconds
Holy DoT for 224 damage to the target and 448 damage to up to 3 nearby targets over 16 seconds

>Night Elf
Reduce chance to be hit by ranged and melee attacks by 20% for 15 seconds

>Dwarf
Deal 278 holy damage and immobilize the target for 2 seconds

>>535530808
Chastise is still the goat for healers in pvp, trolls for shadow pvp and gnome for both in pve

To get myself mentally prepared for comfy WoW leveling tomorrow, I'm gonna read The Noob again.

>>535531557
All party member stuff is raid wide.
Gnomes onnaholes are gonna be pulling their weight, well anyone who takes the racial.
Except femhumans they are race traitors

Is the whole "I'm behind the curve!!!" shit even a real issue, or is it just self inflicted anxiety for no reason that no one will care about by 60 anyways.

>>535531657
I am not a healslut, stop calling me obscene names!! I just like to play healers!

Kino much?

>Wake up
>launch release announcement
>hype
>update on epoch discord
>no soul of iron
>hype dead

me and my poochie on the pochie this sundie!!!!

Gnomes are missing a few quests in kharanos since they skip their prequests from the dwarf starting area.
Good job gaytotes

I think the three characters I make will be an Undead Prot Pally, an Undead Spriest and a Human Fire Mage.

>>535531862
Will there be different weapon types, like Conjure Dagger?

>>535531795
if you didnt premap all the new content into your leveling routine you're so far behind you might as well wait for blizz classic+

>>535531802
Get over here heallslut and smell my chest.

>>535531862
are these actually good/usable? or is it like a gray quality equivalent?

>launch is in less than 7 hours
>tfw already completely burnt out with no further desires nor ambitions from the past month of trying to play

Remember that it's absolutely correct to laugh and mock at these retarded brown nigros

>>535530182
>TBC-tier mana battery in classic content
>gives extra spell damage for every source
They are more than fine especially if you fear about not having raid slots, most likely the second character I'll make after my bear druid.

>>535531795
I'd be more concerned about exploits/bugs left over from the Epoch launch, they lied about so much other stuff and their infrastructure competence was so bad there's no way to take them at their word when they said it would be easy to prune all the outliers.

Also the leveling gap might be meaningless but it still feels bad/unfair when people were grinding to 15 when others couldn't even log in for the first launch. Wipe is the way to go.

just woke up to the news. tears are streaming down my face

>>535531795
there is some concern of gearing up before gankers do, otherwise no

>>535531885
why is that little girl patting that other little girls vagina

>>535531918
all these niggers will come crawling back too

Pochie won.

>>535531901
Different weapons are probably different ranks

>log into kezan
>find a bratty gnome
>pound her cunny until she goes stupid and imprints on me
Anyone else joining in?

>>535531795
It's some people's fantasy that they will get picked by a "hardcore guild" and they'll be controlling the rare materials and economy despite 0 knowledge and do the impressive feat of killing Ragnaros in 2025 a week before the rest.
Severe autism in short.

what spec do you level as for warlock?

PARTY WIPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
ALL BUTTS AND LEVELS GONNA BE CLEAN

Wipegods, we won.

How topical, heheh.

>>535531795
Yes anon, if nobody cared about being behind then there's no point in playing fresh

>>535532113
aff or demo

>Rushing release to beat turtle server launch
>lots of bugs and removing content to avoid more bugs
Yeah this seems like a server that values quality

>>535532050
No I'm playing horde.
And I like to deny them sexual satisfaction and slowly poison them with constant abuse till they feel worthless and get anxious if I don't reply to them.

>>535532164
h-hah

What's the point of dual wielding as a caster instead of just carrying a big stick?

>>535532040
Ah that makes sense, I wonder if the damage scales at all with higher spell rank or if a conjured dagger will be objectively shittier than a conjured axe.

>>535532182
But anon, if they lose even a single player to Turtle, that's one less potential wallet for them :)

Dutch just likes to have fun

>>535532250
Dual wielding is cool

>>535532182
it’s gotta launch at some point, we’ve been hoping for this century

okay one more

>>535531918
>>535532126
>>535532154
Wipechads won
Prunedads lost
Exploters lost
They're seething and coping trying so hard to save face
They didn't wanted to
But the wipe cock got deep into their asses, fucking all their progress out of them