Thread 536939586

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>Previous Thread
>>536774826

>>536939586 (OP)
I shall be using this thread.

this is the thread

>Or a chilling glimpse into a future that could arrive as soon as, again, Wednesday, August 27th with a second part arriving right before Halloween? (Yes, see paragraph one.)
>arrive as soon as, again, Wednesday, August 27th
Did you rike it?

this is the thread

>>536939586 (OP)
I wish that it was an edit but the other 2 fags need to learn not to spam early
this is the thread

>>536939586 (OP)
this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10

>>536939765
Tbh they said "as soon as", which means after today is a possibility.

>>536939458

WE'RE IN HERE!

>>536939935
You posted here which validates this is the correct general

k this the thread i guess

I said I'd do it. Here it is. The rest is up to mods.

>>536939882
>Thank FUCK it's not a low quality discord edit from our local schizo*
ftfy.

>no 3 nigas on cart
>no yui
>no rat
Shan’t be using this thread.

>>536939935
no we're not

>>536940021
3 NIGAS
ON CART

>>536939935
you lost demoroon

>>536940143
let the floydtard believe that he won so he stays in his containment thread while the rest of us discuss tf2

>>536940115
>copied ritualpost
Jesus christ dude, have some respect, your thread already won

>>536939935
I would use that thread but it was too early this one is on time.

>>536940115
despicable

I'm fine with this thread too as long as it's not floyd redditsons spam

>>536939586 (OP)
good op :]

>>536940517
i can cum to this

>Still no news on an update or a "part 1"
It's over...

>>536939765
Two months isn't even enough time to properly build and test an mvm map so why even mention an exact date?

>>536940517
Looks like a man.

>>536940517
Ms. Pauling, you look…

>>536940115
>>536939586 (OP)
You could've won fair and square lil bro
no need for cheating

>>536940721
DRUNK!
BLURRY!

Does Valve NOT want money? Just give us the fucking Aussie original already and make it as rare as the golden pan.

Ok now we're just missing the rat

>>536940661
if men looked like that I'd be gay

>>536941073
Adding australiums is treadmill work

>>536941046
Soft! No, round. No, soft!

>>536940517
Zhanna is peak woman
Soldier is so lucky

>>536940517
>as it's not floyd redditsons spam
as if the shupo off topic shcizo spammer is any better lol

He’s so perfect bros

>>536941234
the shupo spammer is better than the simpsons spammer because the former makes oc and the latter simply repurposes existing content.

uh ohhh
meltyyy

>>536941339
The original slop hat

>>536941365
>the former makes oc
No they don't.

>>536941395
*blocks you're path*

>>536941365
This

>>536941339
how is the apple balancing on top of his head? this makes fundamentally no sense as a “hat”
try to balance an apple on your head right now and walk slowly without it falling off.

>>536941365
>the former makes oc
????? you high nigger?

>>536941365
literally this

>play Huntsman super aggressively with flanks and almost point blank shots
>mfw realize halfway though Citadel match i could just be playing spy instead and would probably be just as effective
I love the fucking bow encouraging sniper to not be a pussy but damn if it really encourages bad habits

>>536940517
Damn soldier gets to canonically impregnate that?!

Did Zesty win yet?

Huntsman is super fun. I hope that lying redditors who keep regurgitating the doctored headshot hitboxes NEVER succeed in getting it nerfed like they did when they lied about the BFB allowing Scout to outrun his hurtbox

Did someone say shupos? Also anyone play any of the maps being uploaded to the workshop? I imagine a good number of them must be used in the potato campaigns.

>>536939586 (OP)
What map is that picture from? Nothing in TF2 looks like that?

>>536941365
many are saying this

what happened to the update

Best all-class unusual under 30 keys?

>>536940517
You dodged the bullet. Kinda.

>>536939586 (OP)
(voice) spy: WHY is that dispenser MOVING?

>>536941982
Which maps can we expect to be added? All that I want are some new aussies pls....

I stand with the TF2 Emporium. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Zesty likes anime girls so naturally I align myself with his opponents, simple as.

>>536941365
No it isn't, it's still aids

>>536942207
Why did he do it?

>>536942448
Good ones, of course. Eric picks only the best!

Cp_brew is the worst map in the game. How did this shit get in? Why is pl_extinction not in the game?

>>536941943
Same. It's the only way I find playing as and against sniper fun. A part of me wishes it could get a small buff in some form either in recovery time or survivability, but otherwise it's one of my favorite unlocks

>>536941365
the schizo wouldn't know anything about creating OC, evil can only destroy

>>536942796
The only huntsman buff I want is for the huo long heaters ring of fire to gain the ability to light friendly snipers’ arrows on fire

Why was it so good?

>>536942781
>Cp_brew is the worst map in the game.
not even close

>>536943030
name a worse map
wutville walked so cp_brew could run

Why was it so bad?

>>536942679
Praying for the shotty!

>>536943176
kek

>>536942980
It's big and has lots of cover with the payload acting as a very good piece of cover too
It also has some nice side paths for flanking
>>536943176
Why too small with zero cover
Literally choke city

>>536943169
demolition

>>536943176
Suffers from new map syndrome where the mappers just don’t fucking add health packs and when they do they’re always the tiny health packs in super inconvenient locations.
Why are they so obsessed with making tiny health and ammo packs and deleting all but 1 large/medium health/ammo pack

>>536942980
You can ride the tank

>>536943198
Me too...

I just downloaded Blue Archive because of the shupo poster

>>536943596
sorry

Which new Aussie would generate the most seethe?

>>536943860
Gas Passer

>>536941365
>the shupo spammer is better
hi shupo shitter! why do you never make any TF2 related posts?

>>536943860
sandman

>>536943860
hot hand, scorch shot, short stop

>>536943860
>>536943920
it's the aussie i want most because of the seethe it would create by legitimizing its use in mvm

>>536943585
I would literally cum if we got an aussie flare gun

>>536943942
see >>536943504
I see more tf2 related posts from the shupo poster than I’ve seen from you, Demofloyd.
Remember when you were too pussy to post a webm of your team fortress 2 gameplay because you didn’t want to admit that you’ve never played the game?

Which class’s Schadenfreude sounds the most similar to your own laugh?
When I laugh, I sound like the Sniper’s Schadenfreude.

>>536944217
soldier

>>536944217
spy

>>536944067
Eric Smith used it in MvM during TF2Connect. Aussie Gas Passer is CONFIRMED.

>>536942207
Teamwork is the name of the game, I would've done /drg/ edition too if people didn't vote for Zhanna ass

>>536944217
sniper

>>536944217
Spy
Sometimes I even snort when shit makes me laugh REALLY hard

>>536944091
posting a single item from TF2 and slapping it in a image from gacha slop doesn't make it TF2 related, also judging by the speed, length and the emotional rage of your post you in fact are the shupo shitter lol
>also also
demofloyd spammer can kick rocks, but so can you (YOU)

>>536943585
Incredible, I fuarking kneel anon
>>536943596
Their banner is in 3 weeks, be sure to save some pyro and to check the rentry

>>536944358
>make an on topic post with an on topic image
>ermmm I don't like gacha games so it's bad
you are a retard

>>536944496
tell 'im, twin

>>536944217
Scout

>>536944496
hey, i'm already chatting with your discord buddy here >>536944447 one at a time please, and no blue archive is not TF2 related

BlessedViva did nothing wrong!
Free my nigga BlessedViva!

At first, I no care much for shupoposter. But now I see how much he make neighbor Demofloyd angry, I grew great respect for him.

>>536944789
(Voice) Heavy : No!

The schizo's still having a meltdown because he spent literally 24 hours self bumping his thread only to have it archived by the mods lol

>>536944789
Posting cp is pretty wrong imo.

>>536944903
Wow, really? Sad if true.

>>536944935
BlessedViva is a self-proclaimed normie, I highly doubt he would do such a thing.

>>536942980
>>536943176
The skybox is abusable with the sticky jumper since its so tall. You can easily go to enemy backlines and be annoying as fuck. Otherwise its ok. Could've been better.

>>536944810
>>536944903
Blue archive is not TF2 related

How do I install this mod?

>>536944961
Yeah you can literally see 2 hours go by, he stayed up until 5 am bumping it, it's so sad

>>536945220
Subscribe to it on the workshop.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2305509460

>>536944810
Me too.
>>536945287
Wow, this dude really is that bored lol.

>>536945197
It is when someone puts forth the effort to make it related

>>536945197
King Of The Hill is TF2 related.

>>536945287
What am I looking at here

Is Miss Pauling TF2 related?

>>536945287
>>536945526
https://youtu.be/Kog5BdjDdto

Is Olivia Mann TF2 related?

>>536945656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlfFXkds3xs

>>536945687
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>536945526
The thread that got archived, look at the timestamps. He stole a post from the previous thread to bump it after 2 entire hours

>>536945458
I wouldn't call slapped together photoshops "effort" but that's just me

Who set Schizo off on one??

>>536945823
more effort than your ai slop cancer

>>536945687
I salute you anon

>>536945656
>>536945687
Yes, now post more

>>536945458
>pastes 1 TF2 item onto an otherwise off topic image
>effort
LMAOOO, delusional xister

>>536945687
What's that brown thing underneath her?

>>536945854
don't try arguing. he just wants (you)s. let him samefag alone.

>>536945962
still more effort than your ai slop

>>536945854
I mean obviously yeah in comparison
And there's no "your" here retard, I hate the AI slop even more
Both I rather not have be in these threads but what can you do

>>536945962
>types "BBC fantasy" into grok
oh yeah that's more effort

Schizo having a bone finde meltdown holy fuck

>>536946058
>>536946071
>>536946094
>>536946130
is the discord you're in TF2 related by chance?

Who would Homer main if he played TF2?

>>536946193
Heavy

>>536946193
the boy

>>536946176
I think it's time you take your meds, anon

>>536946193
Heavy, mmmm sandviches

Good natascha change?

>>536946441
https://youtu.be/Kog5BdjDdto [Embed]

>>536946176
https://vocaroo.com/1jSas3JnYsZx
>>536946515
The Natascha is fine. If anything it should have the old slowdown where it wasn’t limited by range and brought you to a crawl from across the map

>>536946515
so you never lose rush? you just run 25% faster after hitting a couple shots?

>>536946515
>extremely harsh nerfs
>underwhelming meter-based upside

>>536944810
He seems mentally sound, so that alone already makes him better than the floydfag

>>536946193
engineer since he always slacks off

>Another hour goes by
>Still no news
It's so over...

Would all the miniguns be fine if they just got the rev changes reverted?

>>536946804
Nobody who is obsessed with some random game character and spams them in threads for other games every day is mentally sound.

>>536946937
brat correction

>>536947021
More mentally sound than someone who's obsessed with a dead negro and spams them in every thread for games every day.

>>536946937
Of course
The Love and War nerfs were the harshest and most unjustified change to an entire class in recent memory.
It’s like Scout losing his double jump or Spy losing 50% cloak duration. Imagine if Sniper had to wait to fully charge his rifle before headshots could register. Imagine the Classic’s downside on EVERY SNIPER IN THE GAME. Fucking idiotic, why don’t they just revert it?

>>536946804
They're constantly, day in and day out, arguing with someone who's mentally unwell on some backwater basket weaving internet forum
Nobody's close to being mentally sound in this situation

>>536946937
they're fine now imo, a good heavy can wipe a server
heavy is strong but boring, making him strong won't make him less boring, new weapons will

>>536947175
I mean it's on topic just like the shupo edits sooo.

You’re acting like they’re both equally mentally unsound but I haven’t seen the shupoposter defend real ‘p, spam gore, some of which featured children, spam gay porn, spam scat porn. Demofloyd poster should be sent to a psych ward.

>>536947021
Shupoposters don't look like this on the archives
Also they play the game, they already said it and posted their characters

>>536947425
Like autism, there's a spectrum at play here
While one may not be as far along it as the other
Neither of them are people I'd want to associate with
And they both shit up these threads in their own annoying ways

I just wanna queue for Banana Bay for heaven's sake

>>536947483
It's so funny he complains about samefags when he's the biggest samefag in this general. Pure projection.

>>536946568
>[Embed]
lmao

gents, i have 3 keys to my name. what should i buy? i main soldier.

buy a loadout you like then sell the keys to buy a game

>>536947834
map stamps for banana bay

yeah games are a much better value than slopsmetics

>>536947834
freedom wrapped rocket lawn chair

>>536947834
Stranges for weapons you don't have one for
Maybe some new hats if you're feeling fancy

>>536947654
"no u" has always been the extent of his arguments

>>536948090
i dont really get the concept of stranges. im assuming you're referring to the ones with atleast a killstreak kit that adds a shine? kill counters are cool, but no ones gonna bother... right?

>>536948069
huh, thanks, I'll see what i can do

>>536947965
hate that map, so no

I told you Demofloyd is an emporium plant. He’s admitted to it himself.

>>536947654
he's here 24/7
it's amazing how he made an entire general angry at him

holy shit freedom wrapped costs so damn much. you're better off getting an unusual at this point

>>536948294
Nah I'm talking about the weapons with kill counters
I'm a big fan of those
>>536948552
Some war paints are just ungodly expensive and I hate it

>>536948460
Seems like he won.

>>536948294
I checked bp.tf and someone's selling a FT for just that much too. Dunno how much you care about lower wear paints but there ya go.

>>536948460
you keep reposting this like he isn't based af for this

>>536948592
>I'm a big fan of those
i guess there's a charm in having a hale's own weapon. But I dont want other players to assume im some tf2 god and start counting on me when they see the kill count. I've seen it happen in casual multiple times, where the medic pockets the sniper with a hales own sniper rifle only foe him to be absolute dogshit at the game

>Some war paints are just ungodly expensive and I hate it
i blame the traderfags

>>536948786
thanks anon, but I'm thinking I'd get a cheap taunt (high five maybe) and some all class hats. any suggestions?

I was promised MvM content
Where is it?

for 3 keys you could get nice loadouts for every class and still have a key for stranges

>>536949264
ask jill

>>536949031
>But I dont want other players to assume im some tf2 god and start counting on me when they see the kill count.
That's fair enough
I have a few Hale's Own weapons myself and a fancy unusual for the class I play the most, so I'd be a prime target to be pocketed visually
I'm still not that great at the game, and fortunately I also have a habit of running off on my own to fuck around so that expectation from others rarely happens

>>536949264
2 weeks

>>536942115
Boxcar Bomber, Well Rounded Rifleman, Winter Woodsman and any of the hat-stacking-hats - Modest Pile etc - are all fine. I will say from experience however that buying a cheap all class unusual is unsatisfying and you'll feel happier buying class-exclusive unique items, or a single unusual for your preferred class.

>>536949614
but i want it now

>>536949683
nah. still cooking

I loved Team Fortress 2 so much..

>>536949305
Any advice on that? Dead of night looks decent.

>>536949434
ah, I forgot about the unusuals. they stand out a lot more than a hale's own weapon. I think I'll be getting a strange weapon then. basic killstreak couldn't hurt too. must be fun having your name on the "highest killstreak" when the match ends

>>536941395
>>536941574
I think it’s cute and silly. You’re taking it too seriously. At least it sorta makes sense with his huntsman. There’s definitely worse hats.

>>536950064
>must be fun having your name on the "highest killstreak" when the match ends
It's loads of fun
Especially when nobody else is using killstreaks and the highest one you got was 1

>>536949642
Thanks anon! I'll check those out <3
I'm not getting unusuals anytime soon haha. too broke for that

>>536950163
thanks anon, I've made up my mind. I'll get a strange with a killstreak kit.

>>536950513
Hell yeah
Hope you enjoy 'em

>>536950064
doesn't have to be all class cosmetics like dead of night. i would just say use loadout.tf to find loadouts you like on the classes you use outside of soldier then buy them on a trade site

>>536949683
sorry, anon. only content we got are shupo lewds.

>>536950647
fair nuff, I'll check out the site, thanks!

>>536950774
https://youtu.be/Kog5BdjDdto [Embed] [Embed]

in one hour i will settle an argument
i claim that a scout can never kill a sentry while it's being repaired if it's in a good position, and an engineer main is disputing me
so i am going engineer and he is going scout in a 1v1, to see if he can take my sentry down
who is winning?

>>536951707
me by breeding you both

>>536951968
*hl1 scientist scream*

>>536951707
does he get to kill you or is he only focusing on the sentry
is the dispenser near you or not involved
even if no to both of these he's going to have to snipe from far away to try but even then you can just wrangle it

>>536952132
we're supposed to not shoot each other and i can have a dispenser

>>536951707
WOOHOOHOOOO LET'S GO SCOUT

>>536952318
then yeah he's going to die over and over again because a scout can't outdamage a sentry gun unless you're doing cheeky shit

>>536948294
>hate that map, so no
>soldier main
fake fan

>>536946515
>running faster as heavy with minigun out
would probably be op if a speed increase applies to the spun up state too, but it'd be fun as hell

>>536951707
what level is the sentreh
what wrench is the engi using
is wrangler allowed?

>>536953150
>hoovies everywhere with the gorilla fit
I dont think anon can frag there can he? you'd be a party pooper

>>536951707
if you put a sentry in an enclosed space but also with no flank around it then you win

>>536954785
this is what i was thinking
we didn't agree on a map so i was planning to do the infamous 2fort intel room

honest thoughts on mvm?

lobotomy in video form
https://youtu.be/Dr-CpRlbyoQ

lol

>Another hour
>Still nothing
The overness keeps growing...

Who the fuck cares about cheating in mvm?
It speeds up your gambling.

subhuman mentality
bet you'd cry about cheaters in pvp but when loot is involved its .. le fine!

nobody is being negatively affected by a cheater in mvm but a cheater in pvp ruins the game for both teams (traps the other team in spawn, hogs the frags from his own team)
mvm cheating just speeds up everyone’s gambling

i like carrying two cities cuties.

>>536957116
based

>low tour goes pyro and asks me if gas is okay
Pretty funny to be honest. No need to ask if it's okay to use gas passer, just use whatever your heart desires haha.
Precious lowtours.

>>536956681
holy trvke bomb

>>536956986
Earning loot from a cheater gives you no satisfaction, hell no.

>>536950575
snagged this for 1 key and some ref, have enough for a specialized killstreak even. recommendations on which sheens would look good on this?

More like Team Four(4)tress 2 because why the fuck can you animals not control yourselves
Why are there four generals on the catalog

>>536958140
I think Team Shine would look real nice
You get the nice blue complementing the cooler greys of the box
And when you're on red, the red sheen fits with the not!Gigan/Godzilla on the emblem
If you want you can set it up on Loadout.tf to get a good look at it

?????

>>536958589
Sorry, we were trying to prevent another anime girl OP and luckily this time we succeeded.

>>536958592
I'll check out team shine, Thanks a lot!

>>536958589
sex with cream

>>536958896
https://youtu.be/Kog5BdjDdto [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

If your Pyro turned into a Fempyro with the same loadout
Would you have sex with it?

>>536959208
No.

>>536959208
obviously

>go on youtube
>type let's play tf2 before:2010
>pure kino
found a x8 custom server from 2009: https://youtu.be/kZ6O7QGYjOU?feature=shared
a tf2 western parody machinima from 2008: https://youtu.be/1eOmhQsp8T4?feature=shared
and a very scary one from 2007: https://youtu.be/dCItqc0eEDw?feature=shared
as a bonus take this: https://youtu.be/0_xD3nhSQ_g?feature=shared

>>536959208
I'm not mentally ill or trans like you, so no.

>straight sex is "mentally ill"
when did homos take over /tf2g/?

>>536959581
>I'm not mentally ill
I'm calling bullshit

>>536959385
A Team Fortress 2 Western
classic

>>536959659
Females don't wear gas masks.

>>536959804
that isnt a real character if anything

that's such a retarded post I'm not even going to interact with it

>>536959804
RetardGOD

>>536959659
I don’t think I took over anything really
I also didn’t say that either about straight sex

What happened to my thread???

hate these toxic dogshit duo hightours bullying lowtours

>>536939586 (OP)
only took 6 crates.

>>536960773
grats

>>536960773
Nice get

what do

>>536961048
Same thing I do in any lobby
Ignore chat
Most of the time nobody's saying anything worth note
Or they're just making an ass of themselves

>>536961048
Type
:3

Anyone got a Black Box specialized killstreak kit (preferably Team shine)? If so, How's the pricing? all stn, scrap and trade have to offer are mean green and agonizing emerald.

>>536962964
>>536962798
finally, at least one of them wasn't desecrated

>>536963046
That's the biggest pain with finding nice killstreaks
The ones that you want are never in stock anywhere
You just have to wait and watch for when one pops up

>>536941073
It would have to have golden pan tier rarity.

>>536963335
ah shit, welp. Guess I'll keep an eye out for the kit i want.

>>536939935
>deleted
lmao

>>536960773
Is that a mfin VGcats pfp
>>536963046
You'll probably have to buy one off the steam market. Sometimes stuff like that is hard to come by.

>>536964178
Marketplace.tf has a team shine fabricator up for ten cents USD

>>536964412
that site is ran by pedophiles

>>536964392
>Is that a mfin VGcats pfp
Yes, i'm old as fuck.

>>536959208
immediately

>>536964436
ok but it still has the fabricator

>>536964436
so is this one

>>536964436
Alright then mannco.store has them for 1.44

>>536964436
Considering the emporium is, and they inhabit this place... That's like saying a fellow sister run that's site lmao

>give money to pedophiles on marketplace
>get ripped off by manncostore
>get credit card stolen by various third party sites
return to trade servers and the mann co store

>>536966141
it really do be like that.

no one talks like this

>>536966141
Valve made trading such a pain in the ass I FUCKING HATE IT.
Low tier trading is dead because valve makes it easier to trade with bots than with real people.
The in game trade button is still there but it DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!
NOTHING!
What the fuck man!
Its embarrassing. It really is.
Multi-billion dollar company btw.

>>536966453
Oh and in valve's infinite wisdom if you add too many people within a week your account gets limited.
So you HAVE TO ADD PEOPLE to trade
but when ADD PEOPLE IT LOCKS YOUR ACCOUNT
FUCKING RETARDED!

>>536966304
I feel bad for him nontheless. He didn't deserve to get blindsided like that

>>536966453
>>536966641
Back in 2014 there were phishing scams going on that for some reason Valve never ever thought would happen to them, so naturally they never made any security to check if your account was compromised like that and your items were stolen. All you could do was report it to Valve, lock your account down, then change your shit until they reset your items. To remedy this they then had everyone sign up for Steam Guard on their phones which then killed casual trading in TF2 because now you couldn't do instant trades anymore unless you had Steam Guard. Otherwise you'd have to wait 14 fucking days to let the items go through which is still the case to this day.

>>536966304
the religious angle is so fucking lame

>>536966641
>you HAVE TO ADD PEOPLE to trade
Not if they have a public trade offer link. Most sites make you have that set up to trade anyway

trader mains scare me.
i only posted my specialized ks strange black box on the tf2 discird hoping to get a rough estimate on how much it would sell for and now I've got 3 guys dming me offering 3 keys to buy it. what is this?? am i being scammed

>>536968276
>3 keys
do it, it's only worth two.

>>536968361
oh shit, will do

>>536968276
what effects on it because 3ish keys is a fair price for it and more than what current sell orders are

>>536968387
it doesn't have an effect does it?

>>536968478
nope, no spells no unsuals. just a strange with hot rod

>>536968557
yep, 2 keys.

>>536968557
>with hot rod
Take the three keys then.

>>536968361
>>536968436

goddam, i dunno why these guys were so eager. welp lucky me. Got an extra key of profit XD

Thanks a lot anons!

>>536968796
Yeah usually people aren't crazy eager for specialized killstreaks but they probably just want one

>>536951707
UPDATE: YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO WON, ENGINEER BAY-BEE! sadly. i kinda wanted my scout opponent to win because i fucking hate engineers, but in the end the dude admitted engineer counterplay is worse than sniper counterplay

gullywash is definitely my favorite 6s map

>crutchboats shitter dives in and tries to fight half the enemy team by himself
>dies
>showcasing a kill on a retreating demo and medic through a chokepoint
Was that supposed to be impressive?

>>536975587
It was supposed to be fun :D

>>536975587
Why such a hater

>>536975587
>>536974004
>scorching energy unusual
People with unusuals ALWAYS overestimate their abilities and think they can win a 1v6 because they spent more on shiny hats. Bad financial decisions in TF2 lead to bad decisions in TF2.

>>536977442
i can see her cock..

>>536977442
>>536975587
Why are you guys so negative all the time. To be clear I don't blame them for wiping on mid or use it as a way to say I'm good. Stuff like this just happens sometimes
I just want to talk about my favorite 6s map cause I just played it and got some cool clips

>>536978332
Some people just like knocking others down whenever possible just so they can feel better about themselves
Or simply because they're just assholes

>>536978332
Like he said, killing shitters is unimpressive. It would be better if you fragged FROYO b4nny and then typed "noob down" in chat.

>>536974004
Gullywash was the first map-stamp that I've ever bought but sadly I've come to realize that for me it has the Badlands problem where mid to second is kind of ass to play.

>>536978669
Are people only allowed to post clips of killing froyo b4nny?

viewmodel_fov
tf_use_min_viewmodels

alr tf2g, post your configs for soldier. I heard changing the viewmodels affect where the rocket shoots from.

>>536979268
Fov and min view models don't effect rockets
cl_flipviewmodels effect rockets from non-original rocket launchers
But to answer your question 54 weapon fov and no min view models. Just like god (read gaben) intended. See >>536974004

>>536978986
Just as long as it's not some out of position Soldier who completely ignores you

WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATE

>>536979698
its live rn, if you actually cared to read the patch notes and not whine on 4chan, you'd know. Read the blog. its actually really good news for MVM fags, I dont like to gamble my savings away so its nothing new for me

>>536979897
YOU LIED TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH. I CANT SEE SHIT

>>536979434
*70 fov apparently
I thought I used 54.. gotta update my config

>>536979467
alright my mistake let me start over
gullywash is definitely my favorite 6s map

>>536979698
They meant August 27th 2026

>>536980132
what did you expect? tf2g to actually be helpful?

>>536980289
ah got it, thanks! btw. the frames looks so damn smooth. whats your refresh rate? mine is 60 but feels a lot lesser than that

Hey /TF2G/, can someone fill me in on what happened with Sparcdoc and the TF2 Emporium? I’m hearing rumors that someone from the Emporium ended up in prison, and some people are dropping names like 'Frying Dutchman' What’s the deal?

>>536980547
My monitor at the time of that clip was 150hz but I record at 60fps

Blue archive is not TF2 related

>>536980678
any network config you're using? my ping is always a 100+ so maybe thats why shit feels choppy

>>536980450
you are right, this is my fault desu

>>536980756
Just whatever I get from default mastercomfig. I get 15ping so no matter the network config games are always buttery smooth
I'm pretty sure stock tf2 network settings are already optimized for poor connections but if you're having issues try mastercomfig but modify snapshot buffer to "high" or even anim. There's gonna be some latency issues thoughever

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

>>536980289
>yeti taunt after dropping a Medic
now that's based.

>>536980753
Fact-checkers haven't confirmed this statement.

mm working as intended

>>536983207
>>536983379
sorry chump, playing with friends for the first time? enjoy having your shit pushed in by a fulls tack with 4k hours on one class! :)

>>536984279
That's ok, the teams are going to be scrambled after haha.

>>536980619
Can you elaborate on the rumor?
Can you elaborate on the rumor?
Can you elaborate on the rumor?
Can you elaborate on the rumor?

>>536984743
>he doesn't know

>>536981676
Sex fox

>>536980753
Okay but does that stop anything? This is a nothing general that literally no one respects and everyone laughs at. Please understand where you are

>>536980619
>Sparcdoc
WHO!?!

general is slow who wants to talk about sniper

>>536988468
Sniper chuds this is your mindset

>>536988527
it wasnt only sniper mains complaining about those unlocks

>>536988953
i didnt!

>>536988527
caber nerf was from compies tho

>pls nerf loch n load
>gets run to the ground
>sorry not enough someone got too good we need to ban it anyways
why are compoids like this

Why does valve hate this weapon so much?

>>536990207
>Launch someone into the air
>Stand beneath them and shoot up
>Guaranteed 80 dmg
Its powerful as shit.

Zesty.

Release. The. Empstein. List.

fuck off phil, actual sperg

>>536990207
Valve said it's because of "penetration" because it apparently makes it too good at spamming, as if Soldier's primaries aren't 100x better at spamming.

Demoknight's sword's should be able to destroy projectiles.

>>536988468
Yeah bro he's basically the best thing ever
The cheeky bastard

>>536981676
I am a certified fact-checker and I confirm this >>536980753 statement

This general needs more fragposting.

>>536939765
Update delayed because the mapmakers are throwing a fit because they only get 1% of the revenue for adding some trees to a map
And despite the delay it STILL will be a broken unbalanced mess with missing textures up the wazoo

>>536994689
I agree, what hud is that

>>536993447
>using a sword to destroy projectiles
This was a concept popularized by the character, Genji from the 2016 videogame, Overwatch, and I don't think it belongs in TF2 due to its connection to a Blizzard game.

>>536995679
It's TokkariHUD. I like it.
https://gamebanana.com/mods/490298

Is it that hard to write a wacky blog post without any misunderstandings

>>536996514
no, the tf2 community is full of retards

>>536993568
hello again sniperanon

*DEAD* scrapped1 : Of course Valve makes the only colored mans purpose is to destroy everything the white man creates

a she/her freak got mad that we allow people with minor bans in our pickups and threw a tantrum for some reason
whats the deal with the pronoun people?

>>537002469
probably bench them lol

csarphong status?

>>536942454
you retard, the emporium are sided with the trade websites, who are nonces

>>537002469
someone let out an audible sigh the other day when i mentioned adding one of them to our team lmao

>>537003887
>>537003887
1. If it's true against Sparcdoc:
If the allegations against Sparcdoc are true, then he deserves to face the consequences for his actions. We need to uncover who made these claims, and why, to ensure accountability.

2. If it's not true against Sparcdoc:
If the allegations against Sparcdoc are false, then we must expose the individuals spreading these lies and the false claims they’ve made. It’s important to educate the public on who is behind these accusations and why they shouldn't be trusted, especially those with questionable histories.

peter griffin (voice): I do not care about emporium drama #12464

>>537006373
The world doesn't revolve around you.

why does zesty send his zealots from his discord here to seethe about the emporium

>>537006543
but it does revolve around the emporium?

this a good pipe gun for demo?

If you say the phlog shouldn't stack with ubers, nobody cares.

If you say that there should be a universal nerf where ubers can't receive random crits or kritzkrieg, everybody loses their minds.

>>537007059
>Giving demo a beggars
We have been over this.
No.

>demo beggar's bazooka
I sleep...

>soldier loose cannon
*instantly wakes up with 200% adrenaline*

>>536966304
idk what this is
qrd?

>Spy Holiday Punch
>Spy Pain Train
Now we're talking

>>537006557
Righteous fury. The Emporium is trying to fuck up TF2 and turn every single hat into a random item on your head. The only person who stands in their way is ZestyJesus.

>>537010090
Hmph! We DFbros support them here, to promote what we like to call "transer infighting"!

Why is /tf2/ so dead?

>>537010090
why do terminally online incels always have a glorified hero character and an evil cabal they are fighting
never matured past black and white simplistic stories from childhood i guess

>>537013970
A better question is why do zoomers have trouble accepting that bad guys are bad? For example: Thanos is a crystal clear case of villainy and you still find zoomers saying "uhhh okay but what if Thanos was actually the good guy?" In this instance, the workshop Emporium is like Thanos and ZestyJesus is like the Avengers.

>>537015106
>A better question is why do zoomers have trouble accepting that bad guys are bad? For example: Thanos is a crystal clear case of villainy and you still find zoomers saying "uhhh okay but what if Thanos was actually the good guy?"
>Thanos
Offtopic, but that purple negroid had the quite literal power to do anything he fucking wanted and decided to kill half of all life in his given universe because "muh limited resources" instead of, I dunno, doubling the resources instead.
I guess it's a reason to show that he's a villain, but it's a stupid fucking reason.
Capeshit was a mistake.
Clip to apologize for being offtopic.

>>537015106
>zoomers
i'm older than you, anon
and you are literally proving my point by going for an honest-to-god comic book capeshit analogy

>eceleb shit
(voice) heavy: should i be awake for this?

>sees you throwing a sandvich
>rancho relaxos on it
>takes 3 damage and consumes it
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>537017801
>för 24 minuter sedan
hi mönkey, still chasing underage trannies?

>>537018383
What a CRINGE image.

>>537018383
>*calls votekick*
>"afk guys"

>>537018383
>reload shotgun once
>steal ammo pack from Engineer
This is what I do so I can't get mad at Fubuki.

a second beggars has hit the hightowers

>>537018383
I would be puzzled

>>536960773
Do the new case effects not get added to old hat unusual tables? Better that effect than something like blades of betrayal, but fully charged would have been kino.

Zesty Jesus

Uncle Dane

Jerma985

gonta

ChiliOfDestiny

B4nny

King Silkee

Stonetoss

>>537022675
New unusual effects (during an "event") only apply to tiered cases.

>that retard who deleted his golden pan for 2nd time never got it restored this time around
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

unkemptpubes

Vorobey

John Schoenick

lost to trader mains in grand finals XD

>>537018383
What a BASED image.

>>537024158
That's so fucking stupid. Are they afraid they'll accidentally shuffle some legacy item prices with competition?

>>537003521
Here

E-celebs are for retards

at least they dont avatar fag like you

>>537024253
kek

>>537024557
Meant for >>536993568

It's Always Sunny In 2Fort: Part 2 Electric Boogaloo

>>537025272
my guess is that it's more of a hassle to buy second hand case keys while old crate keys exists in thousands and easy to grab on second hand market so people are more likely to buy from the ingame store if they are looking for x case key hence why new effects are limited to them (valve wants money in the end of the day)

That demo's a bloody spy

>>536998054
Good morning bro

e...etto...

updetto?

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3557295574
>MvM map set in Russia just dropped on the workshop
Honestly based. Mannhattan is not a good map and I hope we'll get a better map based on Russia. I'm not sure if the fact that LizardofOz helped make this is a good thing.

Meh, I don't feel like it...
Now where's that order of pink cookies...

The loose cannon is the best weapon in the game because it destroys fat people.

https://steamdb.info/app/440/history/
>19 hours ago

>(For the sake of this panic-reducing speculative fantasy, let's put the fictional deadline at Wednesday, August 27th).

damn, they weren't joking

>>537029614
>map set in the USSR
That one workshopper behind the Desk Engineer's pride flags is probably having a heart attack right now.

Australian Original… Make it so

>>537029614
>LizardofOz
What do you mean you've already moved on? I was your big project! VIP will be added, I'm sure!
...dad?

>>537030447
only if it gets named the aboriginal

The Ullapool Caber is the best weapon in the game.

>>537029165
it's still august tsukasa...

>>537030113
Updated the localization files

>>537030687
His big project is Saxton Hale. You're just a small fry, pork chop.

>>537024253
Why would you delete it?

>>537030113
>it's happening

>>537031151
because gregarious is a genuine schizo and alcoholic, he deleted his 1st pan because he failed to dox someone lol, he is a petty person, not sure reason for deleting it a 2nd time but probably just being a drunktard (again)

Kiss me

I deleted my Ghastly Gibus.

why do people make videos about all the massive sniper nerfs they would make, while having 23 hours on the class

>>537031412
z+7

>>537031295
>he failed to dox someone
context?

>>537031718
not really too important but he had a beef with some tf2 player, tried to dox them, failed to dox, deleted 1st pan after

>>537031608
Because they keep getting headshotted by him.

>>537032057
i mean you're right but why do people think they're qualified to talk about a class with fewer hours on him than they spent making the video

>walks past you
>kills ur medic
how do you respond without sounding mad?

The update was delayed because they're going to added pinkcookielium which is 10x rarer than anything else

>>537031608
because we have 4000 hours playing against sniper

>>537029614
Soldier does not approve

>>537032490
the dude in the video had 470 hours across all classes, with 110 on engineer

MvM update status?

>>537033193
i didn't see any video

>>537033301
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZNbYkhmfZs&t=165

>>537033301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGJGyR2BrNM
prepare to cringe

also his profile where you can see his hours: https://steamcommunity.com/id/slyde64

dubs I play tf2
singles I fap

>>537033654
How did he get over 2000 kills in just 12 minutes?

>>537035336
very carefully

>>537035336
good catch, seems like some of his already low hours are from idle farming

>>537035206
trips you get a job and stop being a degenerate

>>537033237
map/wave submission end date was yesterday
usually it takes 2-4 weeks after the tf team has started contacting the chosen workshop submissions for update to drop
so you might have to choose between shupos or mvm tickets (unless you have been good boy and saved your rolls/gems)

>>537033237
not out yet

What do your hours look like?

>>537036574
when i hit 1k hours on demo, what should i do to celebrate? do i make my own tf2 video telling people how to KILL THE FUCKING SENTRIES so i don't have to play demo all the time?

>>537035785
I don't actually play gachas bro I just like the girls

>>537036574
where do I check?

>>537037272
holy based

>>537036574
>>537037357
okay, nevermind
found it

>>537036574
Been playing since 2012 on Orange Box but I only have over 4500 hours.

>>537037603
More up to date

>>537037272
They have ugly ears and aren't real.

>>537036574
I've reset my hours so many times, but Heavy is usually my top played, followed by Demoman trying to get hale's own on my wrench/medigun rn

>>537038373
>Medic top

>>537037272
pretty based
I don't blame you

>>537038958
read the spoiler...

>>537039292
I don't care, Medic should never be anyone's most played class.

>>537033654
Just remove razorback and tweak the huntsman a little more so heavy and spy become relevant against a sniper again.

>>537037272
b-b-b-based

>>537039739
ok

>>537039739
Why is that?

>>537041353
I'm schizophrenic

give me one reason quickscoping is unfair and not a deserved kill

>>537041353
He's literally the cuck class other than Engineer.

>>537036574
yeah yeah slop crop job
ah did what ah could; ah got manky eyes

>>537041512
Sniper was made when the game ran at 720p and 30-60fps. With the advancement of hardware, playing at 1440p and 240hz has made "quickscoping" so easy and unfair.

There's honestly something quite comical about these Sniper Fatmagic wannabes that keep trying for aggressive quickscopes and spins but get bodied because they suck balls. Just had a match with 2 of these tards.

>>537039258
It's not based.

>>537041795
wouldn't i be getting quickscoped constantly in my matches if that were true

ERIIIIIC make it so you can see hit numbers through glass

>>537042107
That's the thing most people who play TF2 dont have hands, if a person even had 1 hand sniper is really busted