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Wife Nature

TM Fraud O? Don't know'er.

Since IRL goldship has like 900 kids, does that mean Umamusume Goldship will have an octopregnacy each time?

>>543963876
this is too much for two boys going through puberty...

Digitan LOVE

>>543963880
Why does she look so smug?

>>543963880
Doto wouldn't say this

I fell in love bros

>>543963880
smooch

My wife and my daughter

>>543961282
its kinda alright!

>>543964153
jesus christ, look at the size of her fucking HEAD

>>543964153
Cute.

>>543964252
Not terrible. Certainly nicer than what mine shits out lately.

We should get serious EVIL Doto (forma de irl prime) instead of her cute post career retirement form

>>543964021
They're safe in Fuji's experienced hands.

So-re wa...
Te-i-emu Opera O
Tataeyou Te-i-emu Opera O!
Kono yo de motto mo
tsuyoku, utsukushiku
Karei na hikari o!
Mugen no ai o anata ni mo
Sore ga ou no
Te-i-emu Opera O no sadame!
Te-i-emu Opeeera O!

retards are really spending 800 hours intensively grinding front runners just so they can get smoked by Gold Ship in their CM finals again

>>543964280
rude

Goldship hasn't won a single CM room here since Gemini

>>543964440
>opera
>look inside
>musical

>>543964460
>>543964537

Last CM4 room from me
95658072

>>543963495
Result. 2nd Oguri beats the 1st Oguri

>>543963679
Lol I messed up

>>543964460
I love they have neckholes in their pens so they can do shit like this.

>>543963880
Doto says this.

There, this should make the "you removed the dance!!!" faggot happy.

>>543964252
Seeing stamlets like this makes me wanna bring 2 stam debuffers

The Uma rapes the trainer who talks back to her

I'm a uma IRL

>>543963164
Eclipse is the one from whom other great horses got their bigger than normal heart, but baring that factor today's training and the many generations of breeding that improved Thoroughbred over time make modern race horses better

>>543963762 (OP)
My not doing careers tomorrow
I borrowed 9* medium three times and didnt get an S spark for 3 strait runs I have 1200 speed and 900 stamina

>>543964926
post ears

>>543963876
i see your boykiss and raise you a paizuri kiss

oh, wise and powerful /uma/, am i finished with my aces? are these good enough?

also, do i run this rudolf as a late or an end? initially it was meant to be an end but i'm really counting on being in 6th or it's a bust.

>>543964902
I was going to roll for Cafe because I like her, but after seeing her kit she will be core for my teams.

>>543964926
Hope you win BC Journalism

>>543965028
Goddamn that Gold Ship would've been god tier even without Med S if it had Iron.

>>543964712
>>543963880
doto rape

>>543965028
>no pump on gold ship
>no medium S on gold ship
>Can only proc THH if all 3 skills proc, including rng ramp up

How do you calculate required stam + required gold recoveries on any given track? Just umalator and see which numbers work?

>>543963850
...in her dreams

The game needs to go full coomer and let you impregnate umas.

>>543965017
We just need to convince those other two to wear Fuji's outfit...

Does winning copeful stakes really make your run hopeful??

>>543965297
That look on her face terrifies me..

>>543965342
The opposite, losing hopeless stakes guarantees the run is hopeless

what if horses were real?

>>543963850
I hate this evil debuffer sludge

>>543965342
winning hopeful bricks your satsuki sho and derby

>>543964649
Still waiting for people to join.
95658072

>>543965472
I wouldn't be here

>>543965073
she is trash
she is only good in Pisces Cup and that's it
her alt however is a strong pick

>>543965472
almond kig....

>>543965342
Yes
Losing Juvenile Fillies and Hopeless is a sign run is bricked and I should start highrolling for an Ace

>>543965139
>>543965167
i figured, given the expected amount of useless debuffers (mine included), that my gold shit is going to position herself out of pump anyway.

i'm tired of hunting medium S on her. it won't matter anyway, i'll lose to some shitter oguri at finals cause i got brocked.

my THH will hit.

>>543964818
why stop at 2

>>543965028
>end closer with 1100 stam
>late surger with 900 stam
What is the point?

how do i make the grind to 400k points go by faster...i only have 100k left...Im at the limit of my willpower. yes im using the bous card and umas...

>>543965602
>highrolling for an Ace
>Ace with capital A

>>543965571
>check her alt
>she becomes an honest racist
eeehhh

>>543965979
Whats his generation like?

ough fucked up the filename

>>543966021
this is yaoi

>>543964952
Eclipse would probably be fucking washed today, but there is not a single modern thoroughbred that could compete in Eclipse's time. Eclipse ran in four mile heat races. So he'd have to run a four mile race, rest for 30 minutes, then run another four mile race. Then maybe even run another four mile race, if he hadn't won both of the first. This is not possible for any modern thoroughbred.

>>543966214
cute ojisans

>>543966148
it's Fraudrolf and Cockball

>>543966214
is that mambo or rambo?

>>543966495
so many horses not in the game yet ToT

AIEEEE TOP GUN TICKET RUN I NEED AN ADULT

>>543966495
>>543966398
Any reasons why didnt he appear much in graded races?
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000124927/

>>543966715
you're the adult, right, anon?

>>543966754
Race Grading was only introduced to Japan with Rudolf's gen (84 classic)

>>543966804
No Nut Nature...

>>543966804
this song is about having unprotected sex with Torena

>>543966754
That site is incomplete and multiple of the races he participated in aren't listed. If you want a full rundown of his career, read pic related.

>fast learner
>charming
>great stats
>gold inspiration
>no groundwork

CM room

27195511

>

>>543967138
kino

Do you think a 4/1/1 deck with 1 stam and wit card would work with a Brian ace or would it be easier to just do a 4/2 and high roll with wit training?

It's time, which one will I get?

>>543967865
I should do a Brian run again, been a while.

>>543967865
Do you need wit with Brian? For what?

>You can easily hit 1200/1000/1200 in finals because of Aoharu
grim...

Yutaka Take showing ICHIRO that keiba powah
https://youtube.com/shorts/m9OT23Jik9M

>>543967716
sorry danchode I can't get my runs in today I'm busy watching Yesavage job like no tomorrow

>>543968179
god shorts are so fucking stupid

>>543967910
Spechud

>>543967665
Anon's double front won. I'm getting fucked by double front strategy so much I'm really inclined to build a SMaru blocker. Good race though!
1st > 2nd > 3rd

I haven't been able to make a single ace for CM4

My uma showing up for Leo finals after spending one day in the hyperbolic time chamber (Aoharu Unity Cup)

>>543968332
holy whale decks

>>543967910
You know who.

>>543967910
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm taiki

CM room

63340337

>>543967910
oguri (as in hat)

>what if you just don't get the spark LMAOOAOOAOAM
what if I fucking chargeback my card you cunt

Chanmi would benefit from being a 4 team race instead of 3
It would feel like an actual race and not just some scrimmage between jobbers

>>543967910
McFat

>doing oguri parent run
>going pretty good, winning races, getting decent trainings and hints
>sudden last place in classic year takarazuka kinen
>no worries I'll just run it again in senior year
>senior year:

holy fuck. makes me wish I actually watched those to see wtf happened. don't ask about her wits

>>543968656
Sick.

>>543968620
I'd rather not have three more bodies to get brocked behind

>>543968620
It should be one uma only. Or we could have a relay race where two umas would swap at 50% race completion

>>543968064
>Actually lost my Oguri run because she couldn't get enough fans for the Arima Kinen
>Had fucking 700 speed and 500 stam/pow and still lost horribly in 4 separate races in the first year.
Actually bafflingly horrible luck, I've won Arima with much worse

>>543968620
And it should include a 4th trainer making it a 16 umas race.
No more freebies just by getting to finals.

>>543963973
They looked at each other like this after they got castrated together

>>543968584
There's still one spot bros

Twin Turbo is my wife and I plan to get her pregnant...say something nice.

one gold recovery is good enough at 1k stam right? for cm4 obviously

>>543969072
I like her shark teeth

Does Xmas Oguri need any specifc ults to function or can i just build a parent based on maxing affinity?

>>543969136
Yes, if you can choose between maestro and gourmand/race planner, don't pick maestro.
Anything else just pick maestro and you will be fine.

>>543969159
u=ma2 and 777 is important for her unique

>>543969072
this game has the best cunny

>>543969072
when is the wedding?

>>543969072
she cant get pregnant

>>543968275
Correct!

>>543969239
got it thanks

>>543969449
WE LOVE YOU CHUDMANDER

Wife City

>>543969375
Oguri would eat the skin and the spoon

>>543969682
>braided tail
That's so lewd.

>>543968584
Double Front wins again. Good race, thanks for joining

>>543968584
>Cannot sign-up to run within 15 minutes of the start time
Why does that rule exist?

>>543965881
>also get race fatigue
>head to infirmary
>cures practice poor
>race fatigue activates every turn while we're at it

>>543969682
indeed

>>543969804
>teio step inherit on red teio
>hesitant pace chasers
Umazing.

thoughts between agnes and mayano as a pace ace for cm?

>>543969682
>>543970034

>>543969804
Surprisingly not a whale deck, is anon is here, why Spe? No Halo or Sweep MLB?

I wasn't paying attention during CM1. Was Oguri Cap this dominant? Or is she stronger in CM4?

>>543969682
Does she want Shooting for Victory or Let's Pump Some Iron more? Can only pick one

I won Cm3 by making a summer hag in the last day
I’ll win cm4 by speedrunning aoharu

>>543970113
Oguri Cap has always been stupid good.

>>543970115
Iron on lates.

How do you guys fit racing into your ace runs? Like what are the thoughts that leads to the decision to just race instead of clicking a training?

>For the longest time, though that Inner Post and Outer Post Proficiency did the same thing
>Just now noticed they had different icons
>Inner gives Wit while Outer gives Speed
Why would they do this?

>>543970113
She's been very good in every CM so far.

>>543970115
I'd pump Curren until I'm Shooting for Pregnancy if you know what I mean

>>543970220
>that random ass res
why

>>543969625
>>543969681
Why are gray umas so cute?

>>543969072
So what your saying is that you plan to make her Twins Turbo

>>543970113
Oguri Cap is meta on every single CM.
Even sprints if you are lucky.

>>543970205
Lack of rainbows / The race gives something you could use / need fans or SP.

>>543970205
I do it when there's barren rainbows and I've had enough good luck to afford it

>>543970306
idk i just saved some anons videos after the episode came out

>>543970217
Inner needs Wit cause you can get brocked, Outer needs speed cause you need to run more distance.

QoL status?

>>543968584
>Her face when the condom breaks

>>543970217
Because WIT helps into overtaking (if you're in the inner group you get brocked)
SPD helps with racing on the outside as the track is longer that way.

I came back to the game like a week ago and I wanted to ask about some things.
How useful is 9* speed spark? is the only 9* I have.
Are combined sparks good? Like 3* stamina with 6* power
When does the kita black card rerun drop? And the oguri cap alter when?
For the next cm, what's an easier team to make?
>Ace s Maru + Nice nature debuf + Rudolph or tachyon debuf
>Ace goldship + s Maru as kind of a blocker or a secondary ace + nice nature debuf

>>543970113
>Was Oguri Cap this dominant?
Yeah. Pulse is strong, her growths are good, she has Gourmand in her potentials which means you don't have to rely on Special Chud or use shit like BoFA, and it doesn't get cucked like Go-Home Specialist

>>543970205
No rainbows and cards on wit = press wit
No rainbows and no cards on wit = race

>>543970197
>>543970197
>>543970332
I see. For some reason I wrote her off because mine wasn't placing well.
On the related topic, is Gold Ship weaker in CM4 than in CM1? I'm not seeing her as much in the practice rooms.

What's her problem ?

>>543970636
>is Gold Ship weaker in CM4 than in CM1
She lost access to Go Home Specialist as the track doesn't have any downhills

>>543970636
She's weaker because the track doesn't have a downhill (due to bad coding, will be patched later) so her recovery doesn't work.

>>543969928
Nature wouldn't look at (you) like this but god I wish she would

>>543970708
shes fat, as in peak

UMABALD when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UesM55cxu-o
Are you ready to jam during the next scenario?

havent gotten a groundwork spark above 1, or even groundwork 1 spark on a 3 spark grandparent. ready to kms.

I need a movie focused on Daiwa Scarlet NOW

>>543970708
the beast hungers

>>543970491
smart falcon isn't this smart

>>543960421
I have a SMaru that's similar to this. Uncapped speed but I'm fine with her being at 1188, and I'm slightly over 700 power thanks to Firm Conditions. I also have Focus with Straightaway Recovery. Some and even you might think you're relying on the Focus proc to activate Groundwork. It can. The galaxy brain strategy is you hope Straightaway Recovery procs when the gates open to be your backup means to proc Groundwork and I hope it does us both well, bwo.

>>543970708
She just needs her food that's all

yay... i didnt want any anyway

>>543970825
>I need a movie focused on Vodka
FTFY

>>543969241
Does that mean we should prepare a 3* Tachyon and Fuku right now?

>>543970825
We know, Vodka

>>543970996
that's what the jpman recommended

Started a week after the welcome event ended so I don't have the F2P Speed Special Week card, when am I gonna be able to buy it? I'm tired of every guide recommending gourmand.

>>543970996
if you want, I guess

Belno sex

>bourbon
>late start
>SOMEHOW got BROCKED as front and was behind everyone
bros...........

>>543970332
>>543970350
>>543970631
How often do you guys take single rainbows over racing?

>>543970609
the 9* speed is fine, but people have been branching out to focusing more on skill/aptitude sparks now that the game has been out longer and are willing to take a few losses in stat sparks. hybrid stats are fine, the combinations are all linear. check uma.moe for banner forecasts. smaru is the hardest to build on both and will be the bottleneck. blocker might be slightly easier since you can technically just drop stats and still have a chance at blocking.

Delicious

>>543968356
same

>>543970996
she has 777 innate

>>543971574
pitasan

You guys wouldn't betray your imouto by lewding her would you?

>>543968356
you and me both
i'm debating just throwing in taurus aces

>>543970609
9* isn't exactly bad, but isn't as useful as 9* power or stamina because you will always have more SPD card on your deck. Still useful for sure
I don't see why not, as long it's 9* total
Kita rerun will most likely come at the end of the year, and XGuri next year
Building a good ace SMaru is proving to be an insane task, not sure you have enough time considering you just came back to the game, and even so double Fronts is showing to be the best strategy for a front Ace so you need to have double the effort, the second option is just easier, a few lates like SummerSpe and Ryan are also showing good results.

>>543968356
My Seiun runs have been ass but I just got a blessed City after switching over to her so I'm set at least

>>543971807
none of the aces you train now will matter for finals anyway, so don't stress too hard about it

>>543971278
im afraid

uma pussy

Hop on VR chat /uma/

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>543971786
she's a VILLAIN not my sister

>>543971990
I got 3d avatar ERPing out of my system at 13 years old on DarkRP

>>543971776
Best outfit of the game, no contest

>>543971937
I think sex with Twin Turbo would lead to you both collapsing from exhaustion

>>543971786
THAT disgusting creature is NOT my imouto!

I've been watching videos of the races from the 90s and goddamn McQueen is huge, almost as big as Gold Ship. Why is her uma design so small?

>>543971087
who's jpman?
>>543971647
>innate 777
oh good I don't have a fuku

>>543971937
Drinking Double Nitro's sweat from her stuffy latex bodysuit...

>>543971786
I didn't get her onsen ticket yet so until that day she will still be my imouto

Anyone running Taiki for CM4? Or ran her in CM1?
How well does she perform?

>>543971937
>>543972129
Canonically, and explicitly referred to by (you) in her character story as a masochist

That's outright said to be the reason why she runs the way she does

>>543971990
my avatar reflects my irl likeness

>>543972271
Her unique is sought after this time around, so I imagine she's pretty good if built for medium.
I'm making her one of my aces but haven't really tested the ones I've made so far.

just use one of the umas you built for CM1

>>543972187
>I don't have a fuku
is this like literally your first week playing or

>>543972379
Almond Eye canon trainer...

look at this fucking thing

>all club members are doing 1 run a day
DANCHOU DO SOMETHING TO MOTIVATE US

Sniff

>>543972483
I've been playing since launch and have bought every star I see and am still only half way to Tachyon 3 star
the gacha taketh and the gacha taketh

>>543972178
Cygames thought it was funnier to make her a slim girl who loves to stuff herself

>>543972271
She has no stamina skills so you need to reach like 950 minimum as a pace chaser so a single maestro can be enough

>>543972068
This is how they lewd the horses within their limitations

>>543972595
Are you using your goddess statues? Buying stars in the store is ridiculously inefficient, basically a waste of gold

uh ok then

>>543972178
same reason kitsan was a brick but is tiny

>>543972068
PITS

>>543971937
Sex with double jets

>>543971786
I have her permission to post whatever I want.

>>543972694
I haven't needed to run her ever so no
Just pointing out that passive accumulation can be slow

>>543972715
well I do like a sick girl

>>543971278
Belno wouldn't do this.

>>543972068
Dia is so lucky

>>543972731
Pits?

>>543972595
Same, I want 3* tachyon and I'm still really far despite playing since launch. I don't even have Bakushin at 3*

I'm not a big fan of the government.

>>543972870
What the FUCK is wrong with you?

>>543972916
Just run Golshi or Scarlet, free wins

What's her problem?

>>543972439
Full ult seems good, but I'm afraid it's too late to get a big advantage over uma's proccing inherited Pump+SFV.
>>543972657
Yeah that's what I'm afraid of. It's also even harder for me because I don't have the welfare Special Week card for Gourmand.

>>543972916
The best excuse to play Rice Shower

>>543972657
why not get one of the pace golds alongside maestro? even through they're both agemasen

>>543972870
Government's have fans...? How do they farm them?

>>543972982
whats the purpose of keeping the palette on the drawing

>>543972271
I've tried once so far and it didn't go too well but I might keep trying cause Gourmand and Race Planner are easy to get

>>543973045
God, these two are so hot.
How long until Dream Journey?

Thinking quite hard about this

>indo hours
>suddenly the goon posting increases tenfold
hmmmmmmm nooticing

why are the search filters OR instead of AND? I've never wanted to search my veterans for one with either a stamina spark or some other random 3 star

>>543972870
Of course the glowies are trying to get into horse racing

>>543973000
>>543973038
I actually forgot about Spe, I really hate that card but it can work out. Power Daiwa has the major problem of being a power card, but yeah that's an option. At the very least you can bring down to 850 if you have 1 gold + 2 whites

>>543973345
are you gay?

>>543964280
That's more space for my massive cock in her mouth.

>>543973274
3 years or so I think(?)

Umamonogatari

>5 infirmary visits and night owl isn't cured
What's the percent chance on this stupid shit mechanic?

>>543969853
>Acupuncturist
>"Time to win"
>Fails

>>543973641
5 to 10% chance of it doing nothing

>>543973641
>praying to shiraoki at the shrine to cure it
ngmi bwo

>>543973279
It's something I think about a lot, bro.

I can’t believe we will have to wait 8 years for Stay Gold.

>>543970491
Which of course makes no sense since speed only matters for late-race

>>543973425
I've been trying to work out how to best get Taiki over the stam requirement while also maximizing her power.
I'm trying to use stam parents + Creek (mostly summers) to hit okay stamina and then I guess Daiwa for race planner even though she's not great otherwise. I hit just under 800 stam + 2 golds on a recent run so I think it's doable.

my retarded Daiwa has lost two debuts in a row and im ready to scrap the run now

What did she mean by this?
Is she in estrous? Is she asking Torena to umapyoi and make little umalets with her?

>>543973992
it's a trap, don't go!

just realised this is the age of dojikko banners

FUCK special chud career, my first mcqueen turned put to be better + no brainfuckery with winning races

>>543973992
>He skipped Air Groove's career despite having her as the main woman

>>543973992
She wants to become Wife Groove

>>543973992
she will mark you

>>543974131
I have it set to random.
Torenas have no rights, we belong to whatever Uma decides to take us that day.

>if a run doesn't get capped speed it's worthless, regardless of anything else you get
I'm really gonna do it

>>543973889
That sounds like it can work out. If possible try to add Redshift just for consistency

I posted this awhile back and got Suzuka from my 3* ticket, should I run her or Scarlet for Virgo Cup? Resplendent Red Ace helps keep position for A&S but Suzuka does have innate Concentration for Groundwork green help and Unrestrained to help hold a lead after A&S. Then again, I could just run both but I'm not super confident that they won't both get blown up by S!Maru (my third is going to be Late Biwa, gotta bring my oshi)

Also got Biwa to 4* thanks to the transfer request since then

>>543973345
You're right, good thing I'm tired and I can simply skip the thread

>>543974125
>Calm and Collected
brick

>>543974370
Maybe you can be 50-100 pts away from 1200 if you also got Med S and right handed, but it's a case by case thing.

Fuck Nature

>>543974279
Teio wouldn't act like this.
>>543974274
Air Groove wouldn't act like this.

there are literally faggots in this thread

>>543974370
It do be that way. Maybe if you're front and can secure a big lead you can get away with it which will work against like 80% of the playerbase. But against people who actually bought skills and know how to get skill points, you lose.

>>543974550
WHAT!?

>>543974370
you could get away with uncapped speed in other CM's but the fact that the hidden stat threshold is speed this time means you need to squeeze as much speed as possible from all sources.

>>543974538
she did

Maruzensky fucks dolphins

Hello, there doesn't seem to be much McQueen love here.

>>543974963
Whatever noise dolphins make is the noise I'm making right now

>>543975005
liar

dolphins would be terrified of umas they're like humans but they can't be dragged back to their rape caves

>>543974375
yeah i have Maruzensky as a parent so no worries there, I just hope putting Daiwa in place of one of my better power cards (either Hishiama or 1LB Vodka) won't hurt too much.

>"gee trainer I just feel like I'm always third best, I can never measure up to teio's character energy"
I HAVE MADE YOU AN UNDEFEATED TRIPLE CROWN UMAMUSUME

TEIO DIDN'T EVEN PLACE THE LAST TIME YOU FACED HER

YOU ARE THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THE TRACK

GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF JESUS CHRIST

>>543975005
res too high
making things a lot more difficult by forcing 60 on top
only 3.37mb

>>543975005
the Mcqueen's love hour starts in 4 hours

>>543975036
oguri cheeks

>>543974963
Maruzensky fucks men at Bubblyland

>>543964926
Post hooves or get raped

>>543975187
yea, me

>>543974380
virgo will be shit, there's no reason to worry about it. mile mcqueen can actually beat summer maruzensky, the only problem is you have to get a pink spark to get mile to A and win the spring tenno sho while running a mile build.

marrying Mr. Sega's daughter

>open novel section of pixiv
>uma musume is consistently popular tag
>strange because it's the only gacha game popular on novel while other gacha shit like HSR and BA never made it to novel top tags like they do in illustration tags
>and the rest of popular tags on novel section are either yumejoshi stuff or yaoi shit
>open inside
>turns out Uma porn fics are running rampant, because for some reason the umapyoi police and the yakuzas are fine as long as it's not a uma porn drawing

>golshi for easy wins and easy training
>ryan for 6th place gambling
>rudolf for hybrid dominator
>nature for debuffs
Which one anons, I already have front and pace ace.

>>543965472
Did they cut down Eiffel Tower for the umas? A worthy sacrifice

>>543975368
Golshi or Ryan if you want to actually win.
Rudolf if you want to half-ass it.
Nature if you're retarded.

>>543975368
I guess Rudolf if I had to pick

>>543975345
I'm surprised this is not something of common knowledge, some uma artist even take inspiration from those novel to draw their art

>>543975345
too bad no one can read nip

>>543975345
>that tachyon locking the door
I'm not surprised that most of them are about rape and femdom

>>543969682
Canonically one of the most beautiful male horse ever to race in graded

>>543975005
My love for her is twisted. I need her fat.

>>543974370
I have Medium S and 20 points away from capped speed and have been winning fairly regularly in random rooms. I dunno what you're doing wrong anon

>>543975345
Cyjews literally don't care as long as they or the horse owners don't see it
They only made that rule to cover their own ass

>got Doto on my first pull
we're literally fated partners the marriage is next week, only some of you are invited

>>543975905
Only if you can get her bully route ending.

>>543975098
At some point it starts to feel less like an underdog story and more like an Uma unintentionally mocking her fellow uma's best efforts... maybe she is deserving of her "Evil" title after all...

>>543975795
So not only is the fatass of the Mejiro family ruining her own diet, she tries to tempt others as well? Real classy of you, McQueen.

>>543971278
Have sex

>>543975330
If that was the case why didn't anyone run McQueen for Cancer Cup?

Is Nishino Flower 16?

>>543975795
literal landwhale

Beautiful male (teen)

>>543976113
NTA, i tried but winning tenno sho under 500 stamina is not worth the effort and clocks
should be easier with aoharu hai

>>543976069
only with flat chested umas

>>543976150
iirc, she's the youngest one in the equivalent of primary school so she's like 12 at most

>>543972586
She cute

Why does the Fuku right handed event show up in every run, but the Marvelous Hanshin racecourse never does? Fuku is always there for me and she always gives me the energy and the mood up.

Hi Im new i managed to complete GS career mode on my first day yesterday. is that usual or was i extra lucky?

>Got Hot Springs ticket with Maruzensky
>Run goes well and got the event
>Next run with Goldship goes to shit

Meisho......DOTO!

>>543976346
What's your deck?

>>543975345
wait, don't tell me that Neichafag that wrote a wall text the other day about that abusive version of Neicha translate it from there

>>543976349
>get Hot Springs ticket with Daiwa
>lose at the Arima Kinen
>next run I get The GOAT with her as Front Runner while doing Derby
it happens

>>543975005
I LOVE MEJIRO MCQUEEN

>>543976310
Because chain events are way more likely to appear than the random normal events retardbro

>>543976346
Depends on your deck. With all the carats new player gets, it shouldn't be difficult as day 1 players. If you didn't roll cards then yes you got lucky.

>>543976013
Every career that has Suzuka as a rival ends up like that. They just have to glaze her like she's the third coming of Christ and ruin the career story.

>>543975005
she is my CM4 ace, what more do you want from me

>>543976396
Why does she have rinnegan

>>543976650
Fukuchads would never
>casually tells suzuka to have a long happy life right before tenno autmn

Sex with wife uma

>>543976861
I cry every time

what happened to the club banner anon

>>543976650
Yeah but Suzuka is hot so it makes sense when they glaze her

>>543977020
I ate him
he is no more

>>543977156
I wanna glaze her beautiful AA chest

I should be able to borrow an ENTIRE deck from my friends

>>543976396
Doto......RAPE!

>>543976650
The heart wants what the heart wants

>>543977334
The game is a system designed to make you pay to win, umadacchi.

>>543977346
you cant she isnt race ready yet ToT

Uma Uma Uma Uma!

>>543975345
just read a couple of them and it's pretty obvious that most of them are made by women that somehow enjoy role playing as umas that get to fuck their trainers? man nip women are more fucked up than I thought

>>543977558
nice soundpost

>>543977225
Oguri...

I love my wife (uma) and daughters (uma) [autistic]

>>543977334
you will borrow from the green woman and you will be happy

Once again, asking deck suggestions for Summer Maru and maybe Summer Spe.

>want to set Uma to main in the home screen
>but then she never shows up in the background and you can't see all her conversations
The eternal conundrum

>>543977942
have you tried having MLB Kitasan?

>>543978014
One can hope that she'll come in the free 10 pulls right?

>>543977789
I will borrow the green woman's sloppy horse pussy and I will be happy

>>543977610
Damn nip women are crazy based.

>>543977610
>Maybe to others it’s just his job as a trainer >But I can’t see it that way
>I don’t want to see it that way
>Because deep down, I wish that every little thing he does comes from affection… for me
>But he’s my trainer
>And I’m his trainee
>He’s an adult, a working professional
>Even if we’re not that far apart in age, that line, his sense of responsibility, keeps him in check

This is a fragment from a trainer x cafe novel, I think they enjoy the taboo part of a "student" and "teacher" relationship

>>543978118
you can certainly hope (as in hopeful stakes)

>>543975098 (me)
Okay nevermind that's the first of my Xmas Oguri grandparents sorted. slap one of those future spark upgrades on the blue when they come out and she's sorted

I'm sorry for being mean Nature, you're always number one in my heart

forbidden love <3

>>543976440
That’s my grandma delete this!!

>>543977942
>no creek
>MLBs are wit cards
bwo you should skip this CM or go open league
with that being said,
eishin flash, sweet tosho, cafe, tazuna, king halo, creek (borrow)
use that on any runners you have but don't get your hopes up

Guys I'm thinking of using a shock collar on my uma when training. I think I can prevent Night Owl by lightly shocking her every time she tries to stay up late. You think it will work?

>>543977610
This isn't just a nip woman thing this is basically a super common thing when it comes to women who play Uma Musume. I know someone who's favorite horses are the ones she can see herself being the easiest and she'll have fantasies and stories of herself being rambunctious and rebellious until a strong worthy trainer comes along and corrects her behavior and helps her obtain victories in all the G1 she'd ever hope to race in.

>>543978224
I wish I knew japanese...

HIP HIP MUN!

Do you NEED groundwork if you're running pace?

sex with Teio

>>543978464
wut she wants to be guided? walkthrough for life?

>>543977789
What kind of rental deck would Tazuna provide?

TRAINEES DESERVE HEADPATS

>>543978559
Anon this is very lewd.

>>543975345
I found good stuff there, like
> Uma will marry your trainer in the future but only if they are chosen to sing Menishuki

>>543978625
>heavy petting with Fuku

>>543978286
kek

>>543978224
the dream journey ones are really really fucked up, I don't recommend them

>>543978527
No, only Fronts NEED groundwork because they need to get ahead early

>>543978625
Cute!

>>543978408
are whales this fuckin retarded? i won all A cms as f2p with just the same 5 cards pretty much - mlb halo/flash/sweep/marvelous

>>543978307
spark upgrades are literally years away, anon

i'm burning down a building for each useless hint narita brian gives, just give me medium corners/straights

I'm going to rape Dia.

>>543978607
it's not the best because all of the cards have been le powercrept by now but it's better than nothing

>>543978790
>winning Finals A CMs without the help of a Kitablack MLB
I would kneel if real.

>>543978607
They suck for pvp but at least allow you to play the game

>>543978814
Since they did the free pulls for the half anni I choose to be delusional about cygenerous

>>543978464
like the makween self inserter with the kpop trainer?

>>543978875
>Raping an Uma
Keep on dreamimg buddy

I'm done running Summer Maru, Mihono Bourbon, and Silent Susie. I'm running Bakushin until Aoharu

>>543978938
>All the rental decks have Kitasan Black speed SSR
Jesus I guess everyone wasn't kidding about it being MLB Kita or bricked

>>543978875
I can always tell when it's brown country hours when the ugly bastard porn addict posts start flooding in

>>543978224
is that the one where she fills her trainer's water bottle with her "juices"?

>>543979150
that kitasan is shit by the time the rental decks come out it's beyond power crept.

>>543979120
>I'm done
Same.

>>543979003
Essentially except she's the Uma instead of the trainer.

>>543979229
Yeah

>>543979229
>she fills her trainer's water bottle with her "juices"?

>>543978875
Yeah right, prepare your anus

>>543978924
obviously i borrowed kita for taurus/cancer and creek for gem. I also only make with borrows - point is doesn't matter if you don't believe me, anons available cards are PLENTY good to hit A finals for decent trainer

>>543978464
Damn (some) women who play Uma Musume are crazy based.

wait are you telling me there are women in /uma/?

SMACK

>>543976013
Like a mystifying murmur, living rent-free in their heads, breaking them down with persistent doubt.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>543978924
you don't need kitablack bwo

>>543979557
Trainer-san wouldn't say this out loud.

>>543978559
This Teio cunny post is fine, but I get a warning for this
Janny tranny suck my cock faggot

>>543979648
Trainer-san would be arrested for saying this out loud

>>543979621
>1:31.3
Yeah just get insanely lucky to get the weakest room in existence jesus christ.

>>543978924
This is what won me Taurus Platinum

>>543979527
how did you reach to that conclusion?

>>543979621
Piggu!

>>543979725
All because of that damned green woman

>>543979621
I have never hit almost-cap speed with just 3 speed cards, even on umas with speed boons.
Am I just not trying enough runs for a high-roll?

haven't ever gotten this many before, too fucking bad missed groundwork tho

>>543979527
>>543979756
all the ningen women shills make me think aoi is here with us

>>543979683
I can see areolas and nipple slip

>>543979746
I would say it was Golshi that won you Taurus platinum but that's good work with what you got.

>>543978527
it could be helpful in the 1/100 chance your lobby has no fronts so you can secure the promotion but with everyone and their mom training them now that isn't as likely as the earlier CMs

>>543977942
A collage of some SMaru;s that won a CM4 test room

>>543979860
That's a LONG list of sparks, anon. Congrats. Careful to not burn yourself with them.

>>543979746
This won me Gemini Platinum also she had a 10% win rate

>>543979648
Incorrect, I would say this outloud in my bedroom, alone

>>543979860
>missed groundwork
This is a late nigga grandparent if I ever saw one.

>>543978924
I did it in both Taurus and Gemini, and I beat a whale in Gemini as well

>>543979860
>11 whites
Very nice, now what about Paul Allen's sparks?

>>543980171
>2 star blue
great grandparent

>>543979787
>no MLB SSRs save for a borrowed SSR Oguri
>pig
this is why Rudolf says you're retarded

>all those f2pGODs winning platinum with shit decks
God fucking dammit. Good for you guys but I'm still annoyed.

>>543978479
dude, there are AI pages to tl

I JUST GOTTA NOT FUCK IT UP

>>543980253
We humblebragging now?

>>543980457
If you work hard you can win too

>>543980395
Squeal some more!

>>543978924
I got Cancer platinum with my gutsmaxxed King Halo

I've gotten Tissues on every fucking run today, what the fuck is this bullshit

>>543980552
How? She's not catching up to the fronts with that speed.

>>543980457
genuinely it's all luck
you have to get a good run then also get the right matchup. a guy who did one run a day can bumble his way to platinum in the same breath as the 1000 run groundwork spark farmer

>>543978224
>the schizo horses were for the female audience all along
woah....

>>543980604
>First 5 rests are night owls with mood down
Today the game is quite salty.

>>543980525
Gotta make the parent farming feel like it's worth it somehow right?

>>543980852
I had that last week and now this week is tissues apparently

>>543980457
A lot of people will talk about Distance S or certain inherited uniques. Nobody wants to talk about how you can ignore all of that and win just by getting lucky, because that's lame

>>543980768
being extremely lucky with late surger gambling
>4 late (3 being mine)
>4 pace
>1 front
proc'd pump+left+red shift early

>>543980231
Taurus Cup too, along with my lack of Cancer Gold/Plat because I got railed by frontrunners

>>543980897
>because that's lame
Top notch japanese game design!

>>543980552
guts CHAD

>>543980552
I kneel gutsGOD

>>543978924
You can win platinum finals without kitasan

>>543980457
Game will always get harder to whale to victory especially since non jpn knows the future
>>543980897
Luck is a skill of it's own

Zombies are real in Gerumany

Bingo complete in 15 spins, a new record

>>543981435
lies, ghosts are far worse than zombies, at least you can kill a zombie

>>543981521
I lied, just got bingo in 10. Umazing

>>543981563
Zombie hands typed this!

>>543980457
Umamusume is a luck game. That F2Pgod Oguri with below average deck but whale stats is still impressive to me.

>Roll the perfect Brian stats and skills
>No Med S
Every single fucking time with this dogshit game, it feels so fucking rare to get even with 6 of them and high affinity.
Guarantee the next dogshit run I get I'll see multiple Med S procs

>>543981642
I've never even hit pity once, the wheel for this event is cracked or something. I've had multiple 10-15 spin bingos

>>543981864
You don't need med S to win

When is CM time I'm getting bored of farming, I need the test now sensei.

There is nothing more beautiful and healthy than the relationship between an uma and a loving torena.

>>543982146
why do you ask a question you can find the answer to in three seconds

>>543981986
I hit pity for all 3 of the support cards and at least 1 more