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Current Rate Up: Meisho Doto (3*), Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Dantsu Flame (3*), Jungle Pocket (3* Rerun)
>New Uma: Red Desire (VA: Sekine Hitomi)

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>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Gibs?

>>544077018
MANT doesn't have a friend card
we don't talk about throne

>not even a hybrid
I KNEEL...

Will unity cup team skills work in CMs?

>>544078196
I would like to cut her hair

15 minutes to go, /uma/.

are you ready?

>Have to wait 4 years to make a TT squad with all gyaru aces
Gyarufags why must life be so painful....

>Oh we get 100 pulls on riko! Easy! Everyone's going to have her now!
>Had to reroll WITH tech-assistance for TWO DAYS for kitasan
>got 0 creeks
>Had to spark for maruzensky
I'm still kinda nervous...

Digitan LOVE

>>544078463
ready for what?

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

>>544078463
until what, doomposter-san?

>>544078481
>0 ssr rico
>non MLB rare rico
>non MLB kitasan
The horror

>>544078463
what's in 15 minutes?

>>544078481
maybe for SSR but no way you're not getting some Rs I think the math it approaches like 90%

>>544078463
It's tomorrow you fucking retard

>>544078813
you're north of 80% to MLB R riko with 200 pulls.

>>544078753
With water running and marvelous power any other super natural abilities of the umas (beyond them existing at all of course)

>>544078214
Taruma's fat udders

I WANT GOO GOO BABIES NOW

Anyone who's ever gotten Paizuri would know it's overrated

we love AI weasels here

>>544077018
NTR
broken passive in MANT because it's tied to your inflated fancount, literally worse than biko anywhere else
the card also only has good race bonus at MLB so expect a bunch of people unironically bricking their account over this card

>>544079080
yeah, it doesn't feel that good

>>544078214
Is the bottom left guy some sort of uma-fixer working for Tracen?

>>544079080
>>544079174
narita brian isn't a slut, niggers

Why is it impossible to get 9 Stamina Maruzensky?

>have MLB Kita
>we get a free selector soon (or two if you swipe)

So uh, assuming I don't have either, should I pick creek or fine motion?

>>544078893
>not mentioning Jungle Pocket Speed SSR
>Creek only usable for 2.5 years
gaslight chart

Gooner slop is just that, generic slop. Weasel slop is sovlful.
>>544078387
Now I wanna watch Shaolin Soccer
Also cute boy + german

>>544079080
I assumed it was just some hentai fetish shit. it is funny watching jav with them trying to jerk off those jap mirco dicks

>>544079080
This, naizuri just feels better. Trust me.

>>544078481
I think at the very least at least 40% people should walk away with a 0LB R Riko in 100 rolls. Anything below that is unlucky and anything beyond that is lucky

>>544079221
but who's talking about Brian?

Don't open.

>>544079221
She is for me

>>544079161
I did back in the JP and regreted it for years

>>544079264
I'd go with creek for maestro, just keep in mind she's absolutely awful at LB0

>>544079264
when do we get a free selector? I'm pretty sure theyre both paid one for support one for Uma

Don't believe in Big Flat's agenda

>>544079337
Where do I find a Silence Suzuka wife?

>>544079264
fine is nice to have but maestro (creek or rice) is required

>>544079080
>>544079293
>>544079174
>baiting normie stores
I had paizuri and it was INCREDIBLE and I remember it vividly to this day - you need to be in the right position

All I'll say is the girl needs to be HUGE for it to be peak enjoyable, even an American D cup is kind of too small for it to be fully enjoyable.

>>544079480
In Japan or Korea

>>544079459
We need more tall and flat umas

>>544079434
There is only one selector, and its from the event missions. You pay to roll for a guaranteed SSR or 3* character and thats it.

>>544079480
Training Center Academy.

>>544079434
we're not supposed to get a paid selector but who knows. We werent supposed to get 10-rolls either

>>544079354
eat your fookin veggies

i will venture into the unchartered territories of globo-umasphere
the land beyond the fog of hearsay uncertainties
the yin to the yang of triple front runners
i will field 3 end closers

>>544079540
Hmm, I'm going to Japan in a few months, so worth a shot then.
>>544079626
Uhh, where specifically is that?

We need more tall and FAT umas

>>544079715
YEPPERS
STOP DOXXXING
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>544079650
Suzuka flat chest erotic!

is Meek actually this strong?

>Tosho Sweep
>YADA! YADA! YADA!!!!!
>lol eat your veggies midget

>>544078214
>marked

>>544079715
retardGOD...

>>544079715
the real deviousness of this strategy is that it fucks anyone running lates

So if I only have a 1 spark kitasan I should be saving my carats for the rerun banner and not pull on the rice shower that's coming up, right?

>>544079693
...

That one 3-second shot in the Anime really elevated Suzuka to wife-tier huh Post more

>>544079832
yes, you mexican tard

>>544079980
hey rude, I'm not mexican

>Really early Fast Learner proc
>Got every green I needed on the first inspiration along with PTO AND Groundwork
>Hot Springs Ticket
>Won every race she was put in
>Didn't get Medium S despite it being 12* Inspiration
>Also didn't get THH or any Corners because everyone decided to be stingy with hints especially Narita Brian who gave everything BUT Medium Corners/Straightways
GOD DAMNIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO A PERFECT RUN. I'm never going to get this lucky ever again, I HATE FRONT RUNNERS.

YADA YADA YADA

>>544074903
interesting. I don't regret asking

>>544080075
>686 power
kek

>>544079924
>1 spark Kitasan
kek
>I should be saving my carats for the rerun banner and not pull on the rice shower that's coming up, right?
You get 10 FREE pulls per day on it so you're going to want to pull regardless but if you get stray SSRs then you need to remember not to spend carats, december is more important

>>544079774
Paizuri with Satono Diamond

Is Creek not finishing her chain the most rage inducing event in the game?

Why's nobody running original Mayano ace?
>built in gold recovery
>20% stamina growth

>>544078463
Now what retard

>>544080261
It's Saturday.

Wait

DOUBLE CIRCLE GREENS ARE BAD????

>>544080294
>bofa
lol

MAGIC IS REAL NYEH

>kitasan rerun
>dober
>xoguri
one after the after
new years is going to be fun

>>544080342
Wait...what? I could've sworn it's sunday, monday soon. Guess me being sick did a bigger number on my brain than I expected.

>>544080359
Goes from +40 to +60, only buy if you have absolutely nothing else

>>544080359
one circle is 40, two circles is 60, those points could go for something else, but i think you can double circles IF you're building parents (someone can correct me if i got the values wrong ofc)

I fucking hate the flow of time.

>>544080421
>couldnt even summon a single flower for daiwa
clearly fake

>>544080359
with no discount that's a lot of points

>>544079924
do you mean 0LB or 1LB?
we're getting a ssr card selector + an ssr uncap crystal soon.
If you have 30k saved up for kita banner then I think you should use 15k on rice/riko together with the free pulls

>>544080472
Yes, yes I do.

>>544080467
Me behind my onee-san that protects me from all evil in the world

What did I log in for again, I don't see shit

>>544080458
i forget dober is even a character in the game sometimes

>>544080467
me on the left together with my trainee (future wife)

There's NOTHING there

>>544080467
SHUT UP

>>544080562
I mean 1LB. I mean, it's still good but I really want a max LB one.

!!! ATTENTION !!!
TODAY is the Kikuka Sho! To commemorate such an occasion I am hosting the Kikuka Sho-down! Enter an umamusume that won the Kikuka Sho IRL. These are:
Mejiro McQueen (1990)
Rice Shower (1992)
Biwa Hayahide (1993)
Narita Brian (1994)
Mayano Top Gun (1995)
Matikanefukukitaru (1997)
Seiun Sky (1998)
Gold Ship (2012)
I have picked the conditions to match the (likely) conditions for today's Kikuka Sho. Room ID is here, race starts in several hours. ENTER 1 UMA
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16151655
16151655

>>544080783
thats BECAUSE theyre in my MOUTH

"Now we're entering the final spurt, folks- OH NO! MARUZENSKY'S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT'S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT'S GOING TO- AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN'T CARE!! MARUZENSKY IS RUNNING FAST AND FURTHER TOWARDS THE FINISH LINE!! MARUZENSKYYY!!"

>>544080458
Are you forgetting someone?????? THE FACE OF A NEW YEAR

>>544080783
I wish my face was

She doesn't even need a bra she's so fucking flat

>>544080305
As front? Loses to Summer Maru and even Seiun Sky in the midrace.
As pace? There are better pace chasers out there and they aren't starving for recoveries
As end? Outclassed by Gold Ship

Post something cute or boyish

I don't feel very bacchi guu yo

>>544080342
not here

>>544080783
I am the towel that wipes the sweat off of Suzuka's pristine body.

>>544080839
based and canon

>>544080467
Cinderella gray was such a hit piece on this character

my brain registers her as a useless NPC now

Wouldn't kill a normal person?

>>544080867
>my wife won Kikuka Sho before I was even born

>>544080359
Only time you'll intentionally buy double circle is with nice nature, you really want the double circle on late savvy for all-seeing eyes

>>544080305
Bro mayano can't even win HER OWN CAREER, you think she's going to do anything in a CM?

>bringing a front whose unique doesn't activate in 1st (and is not even that strong of a unique anyway)

>>544080967
this is my favorite uma reaction image

I always buy double circles...

>>544080967
This is also my favorite uma reaction image
Tachyon chibi is adorable
Anyone have the stimming one?

>>544080305
Her unique literally doesn't work

I want to shoot my goo inside this lecherous old man

>Check club fan counter
>I'm 1-2 runs away from overtaking our Officer
THE MAN IS SLACKING, LETTING A LAZY BUM OVERTAKE HIM!
>>544081323
UMA ATTACK!

Ehhhh????? Torenas can mark umas???

>>544081075
bark bark..

Thoughts on the uma banners for november?

>>544081607
hush mimi

>>544081590
of course we can

Soo, what do the umas do after their 4 year peak is finished?

The 12 billion yen incident….

>>544081663
I'm split on whether to pull for digitan or not. Depends on how many free carats we get with the half anni

>>544081726
up to the trainer and uma

>>544081590
Always could

>>544081726
we wait for umamusume 2

>>544081663
I wish i could roll for some of them but I'm not going to whale for every cool uma. I might crack on not rolling for Digi-tan though, I need a dirt uma.

>>544081726
They just eat, like Oguri does in the events in the anime.

>>544081663
Skipping all of them until Manhattan Cafe.

>>544081726
They take their trainer to meet their parents, then they umapyoi in her old bedroom

>>544081726
umapyoi

What happens if you've already fully star unlocked an uma and her legends race comes up, what do you get for rewards then?

>>544081726
Supposedly after the "twinkle series" the magic world of uma musume does the "dream series" where every uma is fully capable of racing each other, so we could have rudolph vs teio...

...the problem is uma only BRIEFLY talks about the dream series and never actually does ANY content involving it

>>544081663
digitan and maybe bono cause im a metafaf

>>544081663
You HAVE TO get new fuku, otherwise Shiraoki-sama will curse you with bad luck for 7 years

>>544081726
umapyoi

>>544081726
The trainer to husband pipeline is real

>>544081726
they start a family

>>544081663
>Cafe
Schizo
>Kawakami Princess
Cute.
>Rice Shower
Villain
>Super Creek
My mommy.
>Agnes Digital
The LEGEND
>Hishi Akebono
Big Buono Uma.
>Matikanefukitaru (Full Armor)
Scary.
>Eishin Flash
Sex with german horses.

>>544081663
Hishi's a big girl so I will probably throw a few rolls or tickets at her, Super Creek maybe, Manhattan Cafe and Digital maybe

>>544082051
you still get stars, you can exchange stars you know

Do NOT umapyoi your trainee.

>>544081663
I want Digitan and Flash but not so much that I can't wait and hope they spook me
Maybe I'll throw a couple pulls at them

>>544082226
>Sex with german horses.
As a germ*n, BASED,

>>544080409
lick bofa my balls, faggot.

>>544082280
so your luck was fantastic? the fuck are you bitching for?

>>544081663
if you don't roll for Digitan you are retarded btw, not even kidding

>>544081663
I will pull only for Akebono, Digitan, Princess and Cafe

when are the free pulls I need to pull something I can't I'm gonna kill myself in game if I don't pull asap

>>544082202
How do I groom a real woman like this?

>>544081663
I'm rolling for Flash and Fuku. The hope is to roll both of them in 100, but my luck with S.Maru has been a little bad. We'll see

What.

>>544082451
there there
don't cry little F2Pchad the gibs are coming soon

>>544082383
why? It's cool she works on dirt/turf but if you already have dirt racers what's the huge pull?

>>544082476
It's supposed to be the other way around...

>>544082105
dream league is TT and CM bro

>>544082501
>late start

>>544081663
I wanna pull for Digitan but I need carats for the Kita rerun. I'm sure she will understand...
>>544081726
Make more umas

>>544082476
Find a female athlete and become her coach

>grow up around horses
>ride them, feed them, clean their stables etc.
>dont think much of it or have much interest in them
>get older
>move to the city
>live a relatively normal adult life for years
>uma comes out
>gain interest in real horses
>realize I was living the good life all along and should have appreciated it while it lasted.

>>544082476
become a teacher

Thoughts on the november support card banners?

Maybe I'll roll for Kawakami Princess

I hate spechud so much it's unreal. She fucking loves speedrunning her chain event.

>>544082734
easy skip

>>544082750
lol this shit happened on my last run

>>544082703
DO FUCKING -NOT- BECOME A TEACHER RIGHT NOW

The most disrespected job in the world that requires absurd levels of education for zero pay, you are the butt of every joke and looked down on by many for political reasons, and nowadays you just become an AI police officer instead of actually teaching anything.

>>544082734
>curren chan
>intelligence

>>544081663
4 MORE WEEKS

>>544082703
Too much austerity rn, wait till after the upcoming recession when all the governments sheepishly start spending again

>>544082681
Weird how that works, isn't it?
>>544082703
Lmao DO NOT become a teacher in modern times, no matter the country.

>>544082991
She is very good at scheming, yes. Dishonest people can be a bit witty - be careful anon!

>>544082948
People only become teachers to ogle at the students.

they would ruin your life

>>544082741
she wants to kill you?

>>544082641
or be like Larry
>>544082703
What funny way to tell someone to kill themselves

>>544083195
god I hope so

>>544082519
first, the next dirter besides NYUrara doesn't come out for an entire year, so you will always be behind
second, she has stat bonuses in every stat other than guts making her extremely easy to build, alongside a lot of skills from events
third, her unique has built in lane movement preventing her from getting brocked

>>544083195
I would never be ruined by a gyaru

>>544083195
Helios wouldn't
Palmer wouldn't

>>544083217
I genuinely don't like this event

LET ME GO TO HER FUCKING SHOW, THIS ISN'T CANON TO HOW I'D ACT

>>544082241
>get some wack ass clovers instead
That's grim. I'd hope they'd let you have statues 1:1 at least but 1:1 clovers are 99.9999% useless

>>544083195
I didn't escape

>>544083195
Helios is a nice girl she would never report me

why is german engineering so shit? Not only are you not allowed to play any position other than gamble surger, you also have an additive flat 20% chance of missing your ult altogether with average wit.

>>544083165
WHY did Smart Falcon say this? I thought she was a nice girl.

Does this game do april fools jokes or events?

>>544083195
>>544083245
>This total wallflower who can't even romance a generic kuudere
>ruin your life
LMAO

>>544083487
This is like a worse G1stinfinity

>>544083546
they do every year alongside golden week
https://youtu.be/BzRmdQioIQU?si=SGFAw2xK5BfTCZWc

>>544083487
>He hasn't driven a German car

>>544083527
She is more than nice, she's a pure-hearted idol.

Would (You) trust a umastagram umafans thot over a selfless umadol?

>>544083487
>why is german engineering so shit?
Post hands now

>>544083195
I like when the blue one goes "WEH!"

>>544083602
Te-i-emu Opera O!

>>544083757
I've driven hondo civics all my life from a beater 2005 one to a 2020 one, which uma is for me?

>>544080927
newfags haven't released yet but this banner is cracked, both Urara and Opera are extremely good to this day

For some reason I thought oguri/bourbon were sooner than they are

I guess I can spark on riko since it's still quite awhile until any noteworthy support card (assuming I have Kita already)

Why the fuck does Maruzen go to Bubblyland so many damn times?

I just can't make a proper front ace

>>544083617
that's cause Ruby is busy forming the future head for her family

>>544083838
WEEEEEEEEEI~~
>>544083487
>Black SWORD
>Metallurgy
>Engineering

>>544083527
>WHY did Smart Falcon say this? I thought she was a nice girl.
Curren would agree then try to lure you to an isolated room while Falco silently stares at both of you.

What do I do now?

>>544081663
yep, rollan

>>544084007
>newfags
I mean technically YES, but the more accurate is that 95% of this general consider all uma musume content after bourbon to basically be fog of war.

Urara/TM banner releases RIGHT BEFORE bourbon and the ultra-gaslight "spark everyone" shit banner so everyone's carrots are already VERY claimed around that time.

>>544084110
WEEEE~I

>>544084110
Now I need the dancing Brain and Ama soundpost to make this a good night

Was making this as a Summer Maru parent, but never got Groundwork so no joy was found. Would this Bourbon be good for Spark farming URA Finale since it is 3*s? It is my first 3* URA spark in like 400 runs so I never really paid attantion to them until now; If so, should I go ahead and just loop this into a regular Maru grandparent for Groundwork and URA Spark farming?

>>544082519
not that guy but I'm not sure there is another uma that doubles dirt and turf, it's good for my breeding projects to weave in the occasional dirt gene.

>>544084373
She is growing on me day by day, it's great!
>>544084380
Here ya go chap

>>544084336
I'm sparking NY opera on this banner thougheverbeit

Is it worth using statues to 4* Oguri considering her christmas version will invalidate her in a few months?

>>544081663
>digitan
>kawakami
>all the SSR cards
Maybe it's time to get a second job...

>>544080501
double circle makes the base inherit chance from 20 to 25 then to a max of 35% with affinity + parents having the spark.

Teio is not a bad singer, but her chipmunk voice is not appealing to me, but I can understand why the japs like it, although japs have shit taste most of the time

https://files.catbox.moe/el6wdu.mp3

>>544084514
Blessed Saturday night

>>544084215
You masturbate. Lots.

>>544082734
a well deserved break, these are almost all garbage

>>544084668
HOLY FUCK

REALLY? Does this apply to "X corner" type things too?

>>544084692
Fuck. You.

>>544083804
I can't imagine someone who dresses as goofy as her being the evil one

>>544084668
that makes sense, ty

>>544082734
The Seiun Sky is pretty usable at 0LB. It also gives Escape Artist or Fast Paced if you get agemasen.

>>544084692
teio fucking sucks, i fucking hate her stupid voice, all songs that have her would be improved by 10 if she wasn't part of it

>>544084801
yes. For complete theory read the gene guide on white sparks
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0

you can even use the calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mT_uH79lZwEth6qGvjBOvrRKxwfKixr6vfhgzoW1s-U/edit?gid=1680923329#gid=1680923329

>>544082734
>>544084714
DESU this is why riko discussion was kind of silly from the get-go - December's support card options are shit too - we got a LONG wait until maruzensky

Matikane is fun but not a realistic choice unless you swipe

>>544085091
>teio fucking sucks
yeah, me.

>>544082703
disregard this anon >>544082948
being a teacher is a very fun and fulfilling job that allows you to see young people come into their own in a really special way :)

>>544085107
I AM SO FUCKING MAD IVE BEEN PARENT GRINDING FOR MONTHS AND APPARENTLY HAD THIS ALL WRONG

I was told double circles and gold skill mean nothing for parent grinding

>>544085196
don't reply to me retard

Do not slander Teio, thanks.

>>544085330
slander THIS

I have all my aces for CM4 ready, what the fuck do I use my borrows on.

Fuck Teio

>>544085127
I'm hodling an extra spark for next year

>>544080867
The Rudolf in the room made me realize that wikipedia only goes back to 1990. Also eligible are
Super Creek (1988)
Symboli Rudolf (1984)
Still plenty of room to join
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16151655

3 borrows a day for the last week, that's almost 15 runs total.
The amount of sparks I have on medium for these runs.
Double circle affinity.
Not a single medium spark. I'm starting to believe cyjews is messing with runs that have a guest so you play more.

>>544085107
>open it
>ONE HUNDRED FUCKING PAGES
I really feel like 5% of this general has read any of the OP content of this game

>>544085461
Time to chill https://youtu.be/RhTXyUERugQ?t=1482

Meisho....DOTO!

>>544084692
The reason you don't like Teio is because she gets absolutely mogged by powerhouses like Goldshi, Seeking the Pearl and Narita Top Road, these 3 seiyuu are incredible singers and put Teio on the spotlight whenever she opens her mouth to sing, it's hilarious how bad she is compared to these.
Falco, Daring Heart, Tachyon, Suzuka, Chevachi, McQueen, all of them make Teio look bad.
Hell even Cesario and Pokke are better.

>>544085612
it's a resource like an encyclopedia you can just read the parts for each gene. I personally just consult the table on the spark proc calculator. Also this is just for legacy theory this is even the race mechanics doc

When do we get Scottish Excellence?

Why not-cow and not-meta umas will you be pulling for in the future?

>>544084130
>Curren would agree then try to lure you to an isolated room
Oh I see, she wants to talk about the next race.

>>544085872
is sweep meta?

Sex with Teio.

>>544085794
Zenno can't keep hiding her tits from me

>>544085676
Meisho's two big fat tits, one big fat tit, and then another big fat tit!

>>544084638
You get a few months of having a bigger Oguri out of it.

>>544085872
I only pull with my dick, so Digitan and Cafe

>>544086047
one of "THOSE" artists, the one that draws a ton of SUPER CUTE stuff!

>>544085676
Doto....RAPE!

>>544086121
post more of Doto's dotos

>>544086237
WOAH

B- boo! Did I s-scare you onii-sama?

>>544086047
she's marking you

umamusume... bad!

>>544086596
My cute daughter can mark me all she wants

>>544083994
>Japanese
>Economic
>Low maintenance
>Not the fastest, but the most reliable
Sounds like Kingu Halo or Nice Nature to me

>>544081663
Only one I'm dead set on is Kawakami, I'd like armored Fuku but I have to save.

>>544086237
umazing

Got Smart Falcon's hot spring ticket today and I don't really understand why you lot acted like it was insane
Its not much different from Taiki Shuttle's ending where she runs away because she thinks you'll leave her at the end of the three years

>>544086121
I meant to say Meisho DOTO oh noooooo now you won't know who I'm talking about, fuck!
>>544086248

Will the clover shop ever get any kind of change or update to make the clovers somewhat useful?

>>544081663
I might roll Manhattan Cafe or Digitan if I get lucky on the Rico/Rice banner.

>>544087047
she looks so soft

scarlet if she real

Teio's voice or Mayano's voice

>>544087035
Her hot spring isn't that crazy but her career story on the whole is probably the most emotionally disinterested an Uma is in their trainer so far. Basically directly analogous to how an actual coach/manager—athelete/performer relationship might be. Which is fine! But very not personal, let alone 'for (you)' like some people here really prefer.

3 borrow runs:
-Green skills but no groundwork
-Groundwork but no green skills
-Groundwork and green skills but with so many mood down events that I ended up with below average stats

Make it stop…

>>544087284
https://x.com/kimimo_purin/status/1982070095770984745

>>544087284
are you retarded

>King Halo swoops in, robs me of 20 energy and runs away
>Next event is Mejiro Palmer
STOP MUGGING ME.

>>544087442
Oh so it was a waifu thing
Yeah I don't really bother with anything like that, yeah I can point to characters and say they're attractive but the whole dynamic of trainer and trainee makes any actual attraction feel way too groomer-y for me
Also half of the cast spends all their downtime yearning for other Umas

>>544087687
Ines is next

Are (You) immune to gaslighting?

Below are commonly-presented points in /uma/, however, only ONE thing listed below is true! Can (You) discern the truth between the gaslights?

>Gold skills (like conc/upcoming gold track type skills) count as two skills for groundwork to proc
>the upcoming free 100 pulls will be split in half between nice nature's banner and riko
>Double circle green and style/race skills give the skills bonus inherit chance for parents
>gold skills give the previous white skills bonus inherit chance for parents
>Aoharu parents are significantly better than URA finale parents due to how strong the aoharu skills are (which can be inherited)
>Aoharu will increase stat caps

>>544085585
My favorite things is
>3 borrow runs
>no medium S
>do a fourth run for fun
>medium S up the aSS

It's so tiring.

I am the chosen one

Dear Lord Summer Maru meta is hopeless for Suzuka bros. Oonige can't come fast enough.

I forgot how bad 3/3 decks are

>>544087841
Half my roster has Corner Adept and Corner Recovery as sparks, its the Gold skills passing white skill sparks

>>544087841
>>Double circle green and style/race skills give the skills bonus inherit chance for parents
>>gold skills give the previous white skills bonus inherit chance for parents
That was a gaslight?! You have to be kidding me

>>544087957
you could run her as a pace blocker

>>544087841
>>Double circle green and style/race skills give the skills bonus inherit chance for parents
>>gold skills give the previous white skills bonus inherit chance for parents
These are both true Gaslight Dancer

>try out a 5 speed card run
>it goes pretty great
>do it again
>also goes great

Starting to realize the game in it's current state really only has one simple rule...

>>544087841
>Double circle green and style/race skills give the skills bonus inherit chance for parents
>gold skills give the previous white skills bonus inherit chance for parents
Both of these are true.
>the upcoming free 100 pulls will be split in half between nice nature's banner and riko
This one could be true.

>>544087957
the nige world is unforgiving. just be glad that cygames gives her a new life.

>>544086237
Fuuuuck, I love big tits in open bikini tops like that so much

>>544087841
isn't aoharu stat cap 1300/1300/1300/1300/1800?
Is gametora lying?

>>544087841
>the true gaslight is everything on here is true except for the first aoharu point
devilish

>>544087841
>gaslights in the gaslight proposition
>>544088387
it got increased later for JP

>>544086410
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>544088483
I had to double take to figure out if she was looking at a phone or a pregnancy test.

>>544088302
S Maru skill doesn't seem bad when inherited maybe when we have good parents there is a chance.

i have mlb kita and creek, can i just borrow mlb riko or is there another card that needs to be borrowed?

>>544088619
You can just borrow, keep saving.

WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE TRIYNG TO TELL PEOPLE TO BRICK THEIR PARENT RUNS WITH GOLD SKILLS

Are you guys on a discord or something? that was way too many posts at once for one person, even if they had a pass

>>544088619
MLB Fine motion/Rice because hitting stamina goals will be easier.

>>544088595
El Condor Black..

>>544088619
Id spark the riko banner IF we get the free pulls and you roll couple SSR riko's.

Ogurin if she real

>>544088617
smaru's skill is shit-tier inherited, sorry anon.

its like goldship's unique but for fronts, godlike on herself, terrible inherited

>>544088874
>You'll never have a chill relationship with a hons like this
Mind you that I'd like to have this with just about any (good) animal, esp doggos, our best friends.

>>544087841
>Gold skills (like conc/upcoming gold track type skills) count as two skills for groundwork to proc
tru, concentration counts as 2
>the upcoming free 100 pulls will be split in half between nice nature's banner and riko
depends, it usually is in the banner the new scenario is released in but it may be different in global
>Double circle green and style/race skills give the skills bonus inherit chance for parents
false, only hint level increases the inheritance chance
>gold skills give the previous white skills bonus inherit chance for parents
false, buying the white is enough
>Aoharu parents are significantly better than URA finale parents due to how strong the aoharu skills are (which can be inherited)
false again, getting that URA spark is still better
>Aoharu will increase stat caps
stats don't go over 1200 until GL

Position Pilfer is good?

>>544088773
nobody said anything? and if you have points left over, then there's no point wasting them

wowee

spe-chan is so unsexy compared to everyone else

>>544088773
/uma/ takes their gaslighting seriously

Luna-chan, my pretty wife that I'll never get to hug at night...

>>544089063
lock in, this is the run
or a parent run

>>544087284
They're very nearly correctly sized but they sure as hell ain't real.

>>544088996
The gold is good, position pilf is decent

Advice for my question >>544084469 please.

>>544089215
Tazuna's true identity... gaslight dancer!!

>>544089159
>spoiler
yes

>>544089080
>compared to everyone else
every other uma, maybe. Spe is still beautiful compared to actual humans and you would 100% fug spe if given the chance.

>>544088773
What the heck are you on about?

>>544084469
You can and it will help a lot with stats on shitty parent runs, no groundwork on any front family tree loop is rough though. That's like the one spark you don't want to miss on a front, anything else can be negotiated. It will hurt less when you eventually start using her as a grandparent.

>>544089131
>Japanese dads
Yeah that checks out

Fuhrer Spe

>>544088920
STOP
I CAN'T HAVE MORE FETISHES

>>544088925
It's not terrible though? It's a normal inherited speed unique, it has the same duration and speed as Oguri or Mcqueen's when inherited.
So it's not OP, it's fine though.

>>544088387
URA and Aoharu got updated later around the 2.5 anny iirc, MANT did too but only the stat cap, and they gave it 1900 stamina as a joke lmao

>>544088925
No it isn't, it is regular ass velocity skill when inherited.

>>544089579
I wanna fiddle with kemomimi ears

>>544089579
I'm gonna rub her ears AND MOLEST HER HUGE TITS while she sleeps.

>>544089648
Kinda expensive for that, innit

>>544089309
>>544084469
3* finale is super good, but it's up to you to decide if not having groundwork is worth it - remember that any non-groundwork run is a brick.

If you have no 3* blue grandparents she could potentially be a solid grandparent, you just gotta decide to yourself how patient you are with non-groundwork runs

Is it worth learning double circle Non-Standard Distance to reach 800 stamina, or I should focus on other skills?

>>544089579
It’s that time of the year when your umas get their winter coat for their fur which means extra fluffy ears to touch

>>544089790
if you're trying to use her in CM4 you're way too low on stamina, so you might as well cope with double circle non standard

>>544089790
double circle no, single circle yes

>>544089790
I'd get double circle, 756 means you're guaranteed dead if Maestro doesn't proc

>>544089790
Is that your only stamina skill by the end of your career? Then yes

I'm curled up cozy in bed with my TP capped and there's nothing anyone can do to make me move

I like boobs

>>544089948
>>544089926
How much stam is safe stam again?

>>544089736
Not much competition for nige mid race skills after escape artist and THH there isn't anything else to buy.

>>544089875
is that actually a thing on horses?

>>544089992
DANCHOU KICK HIM

>>544084007
For some reason I had never considered there were going to be more Uraras.

>>544090095
It's a thing on dogs and human, might as well be on honses

>>544090095
Yes

>>544084692
For me, it's Stego!

>>544089992
Damn you are in the zone

>>544090024
I checked your exact stats at the gaslight simulator and you survive with 2hp at 810 stam without Maestro

>>544090009
me too bwo

>>544090202
her head actually is pretty big...

>>544089325
My Kitasan is looking even more Japanese than before

>>544089986
I also have Straightway Recovery, but I feel like that one is so much riskier

>>544090095
Winter fur coat? Sure thing. Have some viking horses.

>>544089992
Based
Danchuds stay seething

>>544090371
>zoomer horses
truly disgusting

>>544090009
>>544090312
Fuck yeah

>>544090371
umas with tatoos when?

>>544090412
Icelandic horses have the best manes

>tamamo cross enters [THE ZONE]
>It isn't an actual mechanic in the game
missed opportunity

>>544090329
My Ryan with 894 STA + Maestro + Straightaway recovery actually gassed once in one of the /uma/ scrims. Ok the Straightaway triggered in the late game but still...

>>544090562
Once we get overcapped stats, you will get a shitton of those, like burning excess stamina and dueling for a spot

umas are cute when their eyes are -- --

So these banners are a scam, right?

>>544090496
>areolas barely visible
heh, enjoy the baneroonie kiddo

>>544090545
DAMN they can grow out their hair like that?? That's so cool

>making team trials team
>my El Condor Pasa is always the favorite
>consistently loses to my Urara
Hmm

>>544090702
Theyre a guaranteed drop for carats. You did save up the carats from monthly pack,did you?

>>544090545
Love the bangs

>>544090702
Do you think ~$20 is worth a random 3* uma or SSR?

>>544090782
>eceleb shit
>ai slop
fuck off xitter faggot

>>544090702
Have you rolled on the ones from launch? If not, there's your answer.

>>544090702
the support one is a scam since there's simply too many bad support cards

the uma one is nice though, unless you only like specific characters

>>544090009
Daiwa has got them dogs out.

>>544085872
DM Obera O

>>544090908
animal abuser defense force go!

>>544090613
STYLISH

>>544090739
Icelandic horses are special, theyre basically a cut-off that vikings brought to a literal volcanic icy rock in the middle of the ocean.
They basically adapted to the cold by being so fluffy. During the winter theyre EXTRA fluffy.

>SLEEP DEPRIVED
>SLEEP DEPRIVED
>SLEEP DEPRIVED
CMON NOW WHAT % CHANCE OF GETTING THIS AGAIN

>>544090702
The ONLY thing worth money in this game is things that are guaranteed

Monthly pack? shit, gacha rates suck too much ass and sparks are hysterically costly
Random "carrot promo" that throws in other currency? also shit for the exact same reason

>>544091085
I bet her ears are super soft and squishy, while her hair is pure silk.

>>544091068
I neither know nor care about your favorite vidya streamer's latest kitten drowning controversy nigger, stay on topic and post uma in the uma general

gentidonna looks the same age as maruzensky

>>544091194
>3% rate is bad

>>544091129
This is why Aoharu is going to be kino

say goodbye to the rest mechanic!

how come we don't have umas who actually hate each other? it's all yuri rivalry shit

>>544091367
>clean shave
This is why ai is shit

>>544091247
you know and care enough to be seething about it nigger. Your favorite eceleb will be made fun of and you can only dilate about it

>>544090904
No.
>>544091194
Good point. Knowing my luck I'll pull a dupe uma and an Air Shakur and it'll have cost me $40. I won't be pulling on those banners after all.

>>544091094
they have these horses in siberia but they use them mostly for meat. no other food animal would survive the cold.

>>544091454
Still in Love and Mejiro Ramonu actually hate each other

>>544091454
tanini gimlet hates everyone

>>544091454
because fuck you

Post something cute

when is 5 borrows again?

>>544091823
2 more months

guys I finally got left handed on my ace
anyone know how many days left until the cancer cup starts?

>>544091823
Neicha looks like that?

>>544091964
I rub them every night to help them grow.

>>544091454
Because some tards can't tell reality and fiction apart and would get mad at real horses if fake ingame horse had a real rivalry

>>544091514
Just be lucky when you roll, if you get a new uma and an SSR you wanted then that ~$40 feels like money well spent.

>>544091712
murderous midget rageball

>>544092138
Ok anon you've convinced me. Although if I get bad pulls I'm going to blame you.

>>544091454
Jordan doesn't like GolShi. Not sure if the other way around holds true.

>Borrow 1
>Groundwork Spark
>Medium S spark
>No greens show up
>Glue
>Borrow 2
>Groundwork Spark
>Green Spark
>No Medium S Spark
>Glue
>Borrow 3
>No Groundwork Spark
>No Medium S Spark
>Got every debuff in the debuff bible
>Didn't even max out Speed
>Omega Glue

>>544092270
I got duped like an idiot when the game released ngl

tazuna and maruzensky

>>544092138
I remember it being pretty unanimous that City's unique is ass until it gets buffer, people just like gyarus

>>544092360
Now you've convinced me not to pull. I'll just get my dopamine from this uma puller video instead.

>>544090702
I apparently never bought the rookie starter packs so I'll just use the paid carats those give to buy those.

Finally got an A-rank SMaru but what the hell happened to my sparks??

>>544092317
The worst is
>S in style and distance
>charming early
>hot topic
>fast learner
>no mood down events
Surely this will be the run
>no speed rainbows at all after first summer with 3 speed cards

>>544092637
Awww yeeeah

>>544092637
>meg ryan
fuck you

Umamusume is a luck game.

>>544092637
Here's a faster one

>>544093008
Thank you, that's a much better version.

>>544093008
>fine motion
Good shit

>>544080867
>>544085584
This'll be my last bump for the Kikuka Sho-down. I forgot I was going out to watch baseball tonight so I'll post the results when I get back later (provided it is not too late). Bring a Kikuka Sho winner
16151655
16151655
16151655

>>544093008
LEAVE ME ALONE

>>544092894
Trub nuka

>3 borrows
>3 shit runs
>borrows stolen
retarded faggot game

>>544091454
Yeah, sorry anon, all you're going to get is yuribait.

>>544093139
I want to be marked by Shakur

>Air Shakurfags
Go buy me yakisoba bread, nerds! Get bullied, get bullied! A ha ha ha!

>>544091454
The best kind of rivalry. Taking the competition to the bed!

I want to make an Ace Natie for cm4 because she is my wife, any tips?

Which one of these failed CM runs do you think would be better for Medium Team Trials?
Left has a pretty good chance at activating groundwork and more wit, but right isnt as much of a powerlit and has 5 golds with easy conditions.

>>544093926
Yes, _____don't______

>>544093926
pump some iron and hope for 6th
take redshift as well in case you overshoot too much

>>544093926
she's the one surger that can't use her own card for OYL...you'll need to get slick surge spark because Tickezo is a literal brick. Pump, red shift, maybe even flowery. She is actually really fun as an ace I used her in CM3 and she had a respectable win rate behind my front.

Which one of these failed CM runs do you think would be better for Medium Team Trials?
Left has a pretty good chance at activating groundwork and more wit, but right isn't as much of a powerlit and has 5 golds with easy conditions.

>captcha are being a bit slow again
indos at it again
>>544094198
so fluffy!

Are these kinds of combo intros to TT in the game already, or do they only come up later?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg5eFwkx830

>>544093856
guess I will rival my trainee then

>>544094351
They can already happen.

>>544094351
they are, i get the curren/falco one sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFF1DYoTY0U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeM9Wrl9L5c
Oguri suffers

I'm sorry... but Daiwa's seiyuu is just too ugly

I have an irrational fear that my Danchou will sperg out one day and kick everyone out of the club a day before the monthly reset to fuck over gibs for everyone.

>>544094776
I plan to do this.