Thread 544563213

>I have a question about Monster Hunter!
https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK

>MH Wilds
Wilds Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/
Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/
Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/schedule
TU3 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca1iBhq-C90 [Embed]
TU3 Changes: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.030.00.00.html
Why (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg

>MH Rise
Sunbreak TU Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/
Hunter Connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570y
Armor Set Search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=en
Monster Weakness Database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/
DLC Unlock: https://pastebin.com/2DdDQiBT

>MH World
Iceborne Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/
World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653
General Info: https://pastebin.com/TxqC68h7

>Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontier
https://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY

>Databases
https://kiranico.com/
https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex

>Where does /vg/ play?
/mhg/ has its own squad in Wilds: RL9XQ7VM
Post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)

>/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)
https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3

Previous thread: >>544507642

Thanks for the hunts!

HALOWNE

Can we order our OP game info by sales numbers next thread?

>>544563340
>>544563383
Based game-playing chads.

Let Tokuda cook

This crap better be good.

When was the last time a fall-off like this even happened?
Is Wilds actually the biggest flop in history?

I'm Yuyu Shockuda'd at these poor figures!

>>544507642
>World focuses on adding some more Elders to the roster
>People still only beg for Kush / Teo / Cham trio when 2/3 are complete dogshitmons and the other is married to a shitmon, and only care about Nerg / Velk because flagships
Nami and Vaal are well liked but still criminally underrated. Nami should be saved for the next underwater title, but Vaal would be a good standalone ED for Wilds G-Rank; give it a chance to brutalise some of the lesser monsters with it's lichdragon powers instead of being a lazy NEET in it's pile of corpses.

>>544563609
Did he meme you into playing it? Lmao
Cunnychad

>>544563460
cute

I love huntresses

>>544562992
>>544563107
why

>>544563536
He's going to add TWO new brownoid spearchucking diversitytribes to the DLC! Wild's success is because of it's bone-chilling narrative and story segments!
Hunting Monsters? Nah, that's just side-appeal.

>>544563691
Shitting on Teo, Kush or Cham while praising Vaal, one of the most boring ED fights that ever existed, is hilarious.

monster hunter needs more black women and it's that simple

>>544563609
I promise you it’s fucking great.

>>544564053
>>544563929

with big boobies and bum bums

>>544563714
Yes.

>>544562992
>>544564040

Fuck I hit thread limit as the last reply now i gotta follow up or anon will never see my advice

>>544563642
>numbersfaggotry
Highest peak playercount of any game this year btw.

>>544564213
god damnit i copied the wrong anon to message brb gonna kms

>>544563884
The interest of more people means a greater market. A greater market attracts soulless corpos and greater commercialization. More people also means more casuals and a greater focus on generic appeal.
There is literally nothing good about something you like becoming more popular.

>>544563609
Off topic and idk why it’s here but this is a good game. The first game (Lisa: THE FIRST) is a mod for some dogshit puzzle game, allyou need to knowgoing into Painful is that Lisa kills herself in the first game. Lisa: The Painful is about her brother, Bradley. With that context you can now enjoy Painful and Joyfun.

Janthony is my new wife

>>544564050
That's just like, your opinion bro.

>>544564356
It's kind of embarrassing that the cope is always to point to launch numbers. Wilds is nowhere near those numbers now and it hasn't even been a year and the game is still currently being supported

Am I insane? I can make a 2P Zoh 3P Guts that has WEX5 AGI5 AB5 CB5 MM3, which of course comes with 2P Zoh so you have some passive healing, is there anything I can actually do to do more damage?
Some Counterstrike here and there, I guess?

>>544564609
get shit on nerd

>>544563884
https://meaningness.com/geeks-mops-sociopaths
Reminder that 4chan predicted the sociopath youtubers that would come with World launch.

>>544564739
wex isn't that good

Lick it, faggot

>>544564146
It’s an indie game so its irredeemable dogshit to me on principle, but I played it when it came out like 10 years ago and it was admittedly enjoyable.

>>544564739
>Some Counterstrike here and there, I guess?
I only run 2P zoh on lance cause counterstrike is awkward to activate there but I'm considering picking it up there as well replacing the regen. It really depends on the weapon and how much counterstrike uptime you'd have.

I like Wilds

>3 Omega 2.0's on first success
damn this game really doesn't want me to play it huh

>>544564916
who hurt you?

>>544564854
Sure but it's still getting me to 75+ affinity, even if I replaced that with just Gore 2+Antivirus, it's not like I'd be able to sneak in more raw damage boosts. The fuck am I gonna add, Adrenaline Rush?

>>544565094
Queen of Spades

We need more anime sloppa to save the general

our goty award.........

>>544565279
Yes and they even nerfed it.
If you didn't beat Omega on d0, it does not matter.

>>544564050
>Teo
Pretty fun yeah.
>Kushala
Unfun aids mechanic, super effortless and boring fight when said mechanic is avoided.
>Cham
Soulful monster, fight itself is kinda meh. Has aura though.

>>544565094
BBC ALERT BBC ALERT SNOWBUNNIES ON THE LOOSE

I really miss my boi Teo

>>544565487
>nerfed it.
wut

>>544564864
im not into humans sorry

>>544565826
what are you into anon

>>544565526
Rise/SB Kush was fine but they gave it some of Alatreons move.

>>544565301
Tbqh, imo Undertale ruined gaming as a hobby so indies must burn

So I was right in not buying Wilds. It's ubisloppa and not a REAL Monster Hunter game.

if you think about it...lagombi is a snow bunny with a fat ass...

>>544565329
This but unironically

>>544564739
2 piece zoh is useless

>>544565917
world would also count as ubislop by your metrics

>>544565898
nah skyrim did

>>544565979
Why fren

>>544565487
Pretty sure the only omega savage completion in mhg day 0 was behemoth copes group

>>544565762
Technically being able to summon Chadius makes Solo Support a cakewalk but that's only until the festival ends

>>544565917
>It's ubisloppa and not a REAL Monster Hunter game.
this

>>544565895
Eh, I thought Risebreak made Kushala a lot worse. And it completely ruined Chameleos by showing him on the map.

>>544566084
skyrim just streamlined the rpg genre. undertale ruined gaming

>>544566090
Because it heals measly 30 hp per minute?

I have less than 5 omega savage clears to this day

>>544566093
All these chads are in /mhg/ history and should be mentioned by the archiver

I wonder which arc we are into right now? Probably >sold less than Rise Q3 arc

>>544566183
World/IB iteration is by far the worst Kush version partially cause of elder seal and the crappy aoe storms. Cham I only remember being a total pain in the neck in old gen. It had some annoying things in Rise/SB but that's about it. The theme being worse than the old one bothered me more honestly.

>>544566259
utrune homos are largely self contained and the most offensive thing it ever did was just spawning sans undertale memes

>>544566421
>Rae
F

>>544565979
Irrelevant, 2P zoh shia gives you Agitator 5 on its own.
Being able to passively heal 1/5th of your HP without pots is just extra.

>>544566275
cant you double it with recovery up 3?

>>544566635
it gives you one of the easiest skill to slot in?! this changes everything

>>544566275
It's better than 0!!!

>>544566535
Oh yeah World Kushala is a fucking abomination. I’m comparing Rise Kush to 2nd and 4th gen. I only fought World Kushala once or twice because it was so bad.

>>544566421
Agreed, so theres:
Todd Howard
Anthony
the behemoth cope
Rae
who else

You don't pay taxes. You are being robbed, raped and suppressed by the government. Your labor, achievements and dreams are stolen from you at gunpoint.

>>544566882
>Todd Howard
where?

>>544565917
did you buy world/iceborne by any chance?

>>544566183
risebreak kushala is fun because you can actually poison it, also doesn't severly punish elementbreak meta since status trigger/buildup boost raw meta exists to dunk on it

>>544567029
I know he was there

>>544566807
Fair enough. 4U and Gen I played the last time over a decade ago but I agree Kush wasn't really interesting if you brought poison. It isn't exactly special in Rise/SB as well but coming from IB it was a huge improvement.

>>544565728
BBC Squad Beta you are clear to BLACKED I repeat you are clear to BLACKED we have a visual on spadebunny target.

>>544566747
recovery up 3 only adds 30% extra healing

>>544566421
[THE OMEGA PLANETES AND THE DOOM OF MHG]
33/50 online midweek
/mhg/ buckbroken by Omega
3 clears d0
List posting kills /mhg/
Sloppa takes over OP
Spammer melty
Q3 sales destroys /mhg/
Wilds selling less than Rise

-- you are here --

>>544566941
As opposed to rent and usury which aren’t theft because you can pretend they’re optional. Listen buddy I don’t care if it’s you or the guild taking my plates and tails, I’m getting them back either way to upgrade my gear.

let's all be doomers and numberfags like the retards on twitter instead of playing games we like

>>544565329
>>544565094
>>544564864
>>544565728
Built for big black NIGGER dick
Built for big black NIGGER dic
Built for big black NIGGER dick

>>544567310
so it'd would be 40 hp per minute. It kinda works on lance if you can block or counter everything but that's about it.

>>544566421
>All these chads are in /mhg/ history and should be mentioned by the archiver
no?
all these fags are the reason lumu is dead with their weirdo behaviors
that's why actual good hunters became solo hunters
and if the so called archiver wasn't a huge fag he would just mention Anon and if you don't understand why you don't belong here

>>544567395
That's why we should not engage in shitposting, condemn namedropping and ignore the spammer whose purpose in life is making this general unusable for some reason

>>544567395
But I’m waiting for the DQ 1-2 remake to finish preloading before I can resume my Rise playthrough. It doesn’t let me download with the game open.

>>544567395
I can simultaneously play League of Legends and also be a doomer and numberfag thoughbeit???

elder rompopolo will save wild

>>544565094
Get blacked bitch
Get blacked bitch
Get blacked bitch
Get blacked bitch
Get blacked bitch

>>544562029
the japanese stock (9697T) was basically flat for the day
down 6 points or 0.14%
5 day is still up 1.34%

I wish I was home playing a game I like with the people I like playing with

>>544567596
seething cuz bad lol it's ok anon barely anyone else did beat it

Huntress who were built for big black kino

Za
Anax
Cia
Calie
WLX
Aiteann
Lily
Rae

>>544567639
Anon, do you wanna talk about your mental health?

>>544567775
so anon was lying. stocks did not collapse

>>544567681
Nice. Love that squealer.

>>544567918
cute! do you look like this???

Move to real thread

>>>/gif/29711214
>>>/gif/29711214
>>>/gif/29711214

>>544566421
Shit dropped at 1 or 2am in EU on a Monday. I would have gone for a d0 clear if I had the whole day on a weekend but not on a work day.

>>544567918
i look like this

>>544567986
yes even after the >soft report it dipped a couple percent on the day but had recovered within a week, probably
you can check the stats yourself

>>544568231
hi cutie...

>>544567395
What if that game I like is Wilds?

what if you didn’t d0 it because you were busy but you solo’d it week 0

>>544568506
Shame she doesn’t look like that

DQ 1-2 remake has finished preloading so I’m going to play more Rise now. I’m 3 hours in at 4-star village working on sub-camps listening to Powerwolf. AMA

>>544568598
You'd be in the same category as Aitean

>>544568493
are you my wife

what if they cancel wilds expansion

and give us GU properly ported instead?

>>544568941
that would suck ass

What happened to her? She stopped posting

>>544568941
gu ported would be cool but you can play that on ryujinx right now with online at 120 fps

>>544568941
that would mean someone's at capcom is actually smart
so it's not happening
porting most old games with a steam multiplayer layer would work, or an hosting/server browser system like old games

i would unironically play GU again if they ported it to steam

sad to say but worlds really did kill this series

>>544569186
She got raped and killed by a pack of thugs. As they were beheading her she was cumming hard, knowing she was one of many sacrifices for the Blvck New Worlds Order

Can't wait for the same cycle of previous updates:
>update is out
>breaks all mods
>cheaters get stomped by Gogmazios without cheats
>the milisecond that mods are working again /mhg/ gets inundated with bragging posts of how Gogmazios is a joke and easier than MH4U

>>544569508
yeah basically

>>544569508
I remember T2 not breaking my mods
T3 on the other hand I had to do a clean re install and missed like the first 12h. I will never forgive crapcom for this

>>544569919
>This page has been removed because of a takedown request.
whos the artist pls i wanna goon

>>544569919
Damn this got deleted instantly. Of course, since its actually good and not bbc porn, which stays up for hours. Figures

can risen elders save wilds?

I hate rise fans

>>544570116
jannies are confirmed faggots

>>544570405
ah yes
morlo morlo morlo bbc huntress bbc bbc bbc goon goon goon cock huntress goon bbc morlo ricie

>>544570718
I didn’t even know here was a bot for it. Wild(s)

>>544570730
kek! now that's more like it

>>544570336
you're mindbroken lmao

>>544565312
You can literally use LP with 2p Rey then have room for more skills
If you're blocking and countering and shi you probably hit that 130hp pretty quickly during LP cooldown

>>544570718
damn how come i never heard of this artist before

>>544570901
>>544570718
My knees….. i’m…. KNEELING

>>544570901
/mhg/ is SAVED

it's up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FJF8oD_5c_w

"some people think, on the internet, that aliens came to earth and created humans... The annunaki. And that's a really stupid idea"
Brilliant

>>544569196
Emulation is soulless

>>544572927
This. I wanna give capcom money

I love huntresses

>bite the bullet and install Wilds on Linux
>try proton 10 beta
>shader caching crashes 3 times
>have rtx 3060, tried my old saves and it seems to work except for the occassional vertex explosion in the plains
>try proton experimental
>need to cache shaders again
>so this is the power of Linux gaming...
Joking aside is there any tips for latest goyvidia drivers and best performant proton version or any magical command line parameters?
I suspect not so many people here are using Linux. I shouldn't but I did it anyway.

I still haven't booted up Milds since the Lagi update
I will not hunt Final Trashtasy "monsters"
Milds deserves to sell like dogshit that it is

>wilds still has not made it into famitsu jp 1m sales record
LMAOOOOO

>>544572757
annunakis are cool. why are you like this. add me back already.

people say poison trivializes kush in old games but I can never manage to kill it before the poison runs out and I can only bring so many poison knives.

Just took a monster hunter wilds

>>544573175
Did you watch the Chinese guy already or not?

>>544573143
yeah in japanese sales it's sitting between Dos and Tri

>>544573120
>Joking aside is there any tips for latest goyvidia drivers and best performant proton version or any magical command line parameters?
Sell your piece of shit nigvidia gpu and buy an AMD gpu. I've tried months of coping with a 4070 but it doesn't get any better. Nvidia is just shit

>>544573210
you need a better uptime
that said a windres build would be a safer investment

What if I beat savage omega 2 hours into day 1

>>544573738
Kek you always post this. I love you anon, you are good to me and that's what matters

>>544573362
me too

11 million?
NEVA EVA NEVA EVA

>>544573426
how about you add me and find out

This is the only quest mhg would be okay with.

>>544574047
blacked

>>544574047
What is the reddit dad saying?

>>544573491
But what if I don’t want to buy a new 1000w PSU because the 300w amd gpu randomly spikes to 500-600

>>544567050
worse he boughted rise

>>544573491
I know nvidia drivers in Linux are pretty dire, it's been pretty much a learning experience - it's ~4 weeks since I switched over and erased my Windows partitions.. I am seriously thinking about changing to AMD.
Anyways seems like Proton Experimental is the best, or at least the vertex explosions ceased at least for now.

>>544573891
But I need to move on from you

someone buy me rise if its so much better than wilds

>>544574341
>filename
You’re a retard incel, no thanks

>>544574341
third world

>>544574341
Post steam and Vocaroo of you meowing and calling me daddy

>>544574232
>I know nvidia drivers in Linux are pretty dire
It's not that at all. It's Capcom who can't program for Nvidia GPUs for shit. All they know is AMD GPUs which is what's in consoles, too. There was literally no difference for me between Windows and Linux with my 4070, other than 1 exploding vertex in the desert but also slightly better performance on Linux

You will never get good performance with anything that isn't a 4080ti or better. AMD is way cheaper and works better. I'm sorry.

>>544574341
You would like Rise, it's made for dummies like you with very little mental strength.

>ricels refuse to contribute to their cause when their bluff is called
kek

>>544563213 (OP)
is there any way to check latency to the quest host/ other players in vvorld?

>>544574270
the best way to move on is to accept me as a friend

>>544573210
make a weapon with poison attribute

imagine being tokuda and being known as the guy who made wilds lmaooo

im a birdmaxxing bugpilled ricel

>>544575108
But then you won't say I love you to me anymore

im a bbcmaxxing bnwopilled snowbunny

>>544564864
Yes ma'am!

>>544575513
why did they call it rog?

>>544575513
Please don't bully she's just a dumdum kiddo

>>544575673
this random ass basedjak made me laugh so hard

>>>544575673(You)
>this random ass basedjak made me laugh so hard

>>544575513
SF6 is dogshit

>>544575513
SF6 is wilds

>>544575363
since when is it not allowed to say 'i love you' to a friend?

If you think that jak is funneh you gonna die with this one.

>>544576313
that's just a group of rise fans

>>544575513
>slime rusher dicks

>>544576213
Friend.... with benefits?

whats goin on guys its ya boy jon

>>544576213
When you can't read the room. It's ok to say ilu or labyu or love ya when it's bidding farewell. It's ok to say omg i love you when replying to something exciting or something done for you.
But when you say it out of the blue then you're an idiot

>>544576469
I kneel. How many at udras have you beaten lately in monster hunter ?

>>544575513
>>544575603
you say this, but look at the window in the picture...

*adds you on steam*

>>544576762
zero, i literally cant stop quadruple carting

>>544576618
See :) even mhg knows I am correct

>>544576313
>SC41.jpg

>>544575513
The sad thing is this is how I think unironically.

>>544576967
But you said it knowing full well how the other party would perceive it. So that's on you

>>544576967
i never said it out of the blue.
>>544576431
is this what you want?

Can you imagine what it's like to be a wildsjeet? You just wake up every day to get btfo. It's not a life worth living

>>544577640
But enough about world and rice

>>544577403
I don't think it's sad. I think it's cool. Especially if you can stick to your beliefs. Like wild enjoyers.

They don't care whatever faggotry the risecels throw at them. To a wildschad it just passes through them. Because they are that based. Wilds can have 1 copy sold for the next quarter and the wildschald would still enjoy living life to the fullest and hunt gogmazios on september after giving gifts to family members while the risecels spam /mhg/ with stupid stuff.

>>544576802
*unfriends you on steam*

>I'll pretend to be innocent and that nothing happened, including "that"
lol

>>544565312
>>544570894
I was wrong. Using craftable charms, WEX5 with LP as bonus skill is better than LP5 with WEX as bonus skill on average.

L*nce is so cucked that trading certain 3-slots for 2 or more levels of 2-slots doesn't really work.
You don't have offsets or hyper-armor for CS, you can't get Resentment at-will like GS, you can't forego crit to rawmaxx like GL or HH

With AB4 on your charm it doesn't really look like you can add LP as a bonus skill anyway and Zoh bonus doesn't directly add to your damage.
You can switch to Omega bonus to fit the exact same skills except you get FREE* damage in multiplayer. You also get CS2 for FREE* but with questionable value unless you abuse rocksteady, I guess.

I think I might kill myself. Wilds haters were right. I'm so embarrassed and ashamed I defended wilds. I'm nothing.

>>544577818
You’re going to kill yourself

>>544578208
It's okay bro there's always time to repent. You don't have to be a wildsjeet for life

Made a lot of shit moves that cost me dps since I was healing too often, but A rank is A rank.

>>544578208
You definitely should imo. Or play Rise (the best monhun since XX) and be forgiven when you admit it’s peak

>>544578208
*power clashes your post*
*mashes Y*
*pushes your post on its back*

The fuck is wrong with Youtube
a third of MH recommended videos are just AI channels

>>544578501
algo is slowly pushing for more and more AI sloppa, and these "people" create like 50 different accounts that all post the same shit, so it gets oversaturated

>>544577834
innocent about what? they're all real

>>544577640
why would I want to imagine that

>>544578501
A majority of the internet is bots you dumb fuck

So, I was in jail for 6 months (indecent public demeanor) and returned back to Wilds. Made a new save just to celebrate this.
Did they change any of the weapons eg. debuffed etc, any tier list? Not that this should matter because game is still piss easy.

>>544578727
You know exactly what I am talking about..you lewd girl

>>544579138
Let me guess you took a wilds in public

>>544579264
This is how I imagine Rae

how do we save wilds

>>544579402
Only teostra can save monster hunter Wilds

>>544579402
We accept the flop, learn from it and move on

>>544576313
Literally me when I play Rise.

>>544579138
Guns got a massive nerf
Mounting got a massive buff

>>544579402
sexy monsters

>>544579595
>Mounting got a massive buff
The damage?

>>544579402
Some people are still coping that wilds doesn't need saving.

>>544579595
Oh yeah I do actually remember now, GL was pretty busted but in a good way.

bros when are we getting azure rathalos, pink rathian, emerald congala, copper blangonga, yian garuga and monoblos?

>>544580009
Hopefully never. I don't mind the metal raths tho

>>544579184
and? that doesn't change what i said. l’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.

>>544580076
I really enjoy the metal Raths, honestly. They're the only time the Raths have been fun for me to hunt. They're usually just punching bags.

>>544580009
Weren't azurelos, pinkian, and garuga in world? No idea why emerald conga isn't in wilds. Copper blangonga is portable exclusive I believe and has never returned outside of FU. Monoblos might never return sadly

>>544579402
Some sort of a immersion mode that makes it into an actual Monster Hunting game

>>544580395
Your broken tents?

>>544580351
They, for some reason, don't want to do variants (of any kind) even though they made an ENTIRELY new form of oc donut steel variants for several monsters anyways. They have tons of stuff they could add from either of the two preceding games and choose to just not.

>>544580157
It took you 10 min to come up only with this ? You used to be better desu
Well if you do "that" with your "friends" seems like I dodged a bullet after all and I took the correct decision

Just kiss already

>>544580605
it was just a reference that tell you that i watched the video... monad is love. why are you so emotional. can you just say that you hate me already

Wounding is so fucking cool, hate that the mechanic is stitched to focus mode. I hope they find a way to keep it in the future while getting rid of focus shit.

keep it to your fagcord, losers

does this retard think that anon is me kek

FUCKING
GAMER
FUCKING
DAD

GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL

>>544581061
i literally have to log off now to take care of gamer dad duties not sex this time

>>544580705
I wish, but something something family something something I can't
Didn't pay much attention desu

nice thread huntards

>>544581109
MY LOINS HAVE PRODUCED OFFSPRING
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH gamer dad

>>544581271
you're so mean.

did the copes break up?

who's name is going to be copied next?

>>544579402
Euthanasia.

>>544580705
i wish, but something something social acceleration something something look back on with a smile
didn't pay much attention desu

>>544581398
No, YOU are mean..

>>544580186
Silverlos in icborne was brutal. Idk how guys hunt it without IG.

You sound like some bitch he ain't called back
>>544581748
9* Xu Wu when

>>544582032
pierce bowgun go brrrrr

>>544581978
are you done now? is it out of your system? you can add me if you want to vent, you know

>>544582032
I felt comfortable hunting him with every weapon

>>544582384
After this >>544581809
I am legitimated hoping you die. I am glad you can't play anymore

tfw no threadwife to have cryptic arguments with

>>544582506
>>544581271
so you can do it but i can't. good you hate me for real this time. i hope you finally move on.

>i hope you finally move on
Well, you ARE still blocked after all this time even after baiting me

>its ok that i bully you i know you still want me so just add me
>abusive behavior
Watch out guys we have a Mizkif here. Be careful boys he might groom you into his next "girl"
Trannies I swear.

>need to block
you are so fragile. hate me more pls

>>544582979
fuuucking kill yourself

I'm a father who participates in the interactive medium. I feed my kids frosted flakes. I'm a fucking GD. You know what that stands for?
GAMER DAD

is this wilds endgame

fragile as your 4090

>>544583086
Do you prefer Rise or Wilds?

Seems like Capcom updated Alma's model.

>>544583217
Wilds obviously. The seikret can autopath to the monster while I hold my son.

I HOLD MY SON WITH TWO HANDS BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING GAMER DAD. WE MUST BE BETTER MEN.

i honestly though we were teasing around. i didn't expect you to get mad and take it seriously. i'm genuinely sorry. i'll stop.

>>544583387
nigga think he slick

>>544583441
*your wife's son

Gay and retarded thread

>>544583387
morl

two hands on my son
no hands on my controller
no need
for interaction yuh
i am watching cutscenes
while my little girl's in the stroller
gamer
dad
that's what i am

I used to love you
Now every day I hate you just a little more

Can you literal women shut the fuck up

>>544585185
I am a girl

Oh btw, did you guys know that in the Rotten Vale, Savage Jho literally spawns out of the ground like eels used to do?

i'm a pretty girl :3

I used to think of you every day
Now I just think of you every minute

ey check it MC gamer dad on the scene
yuh

Responsible father
I don't go out for wylk
Said my word is my bond
yeah you know I don't bilk

Games you know I don't play
but I must consume them
File my taxes on time
take care of my children

I am
say it with me now
I am
scream it with me now

THE TARGET AUDIENCE
yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...and that's real....

MC gamer dad out

>>544583806
kek

whens tonfas

>>544586980
No way that's real. You can't train a cat to do that. They're too indifferent.

i'd rather play wilds then tekken 8

>>544586980
accel axe would be cooler, the only run attack we have is lance charge

>>544587191
that cat is stressed and is in fight or flight you can't bother them too much

We have to stay alive, because we have to see how the story ends.

Breaking news: Reports of a musical phenomenon taking the world by storm. He calls himself MC gamer dad and he has more than just the kids tuning in. We go now to CBS correspondent Janthony on the scene.

Janthony: That's right martha we're in times square for the long awaited first public appearance of MC gamer dad himself. Let's see what the audience is feeling right now.

Audience: AAAAAAHHH GAMER DAD AAAAHHH WE LOVE YOU SIGN MY COPY OF WILDS AHHHHHH

janthony: as you can see martha the excitement is palpable and in just a moment we'll see the man the myth the legend himself

*music starts playing*

Audience: HE'S HERE AHHHHHH

Janthony: and here we go mc gamer dad is taking the stage let's tune into what he has to say

MC Gamer Dad: I want to thank each and every one of you for showing out today. I really love my fans but I also want to say I love my children and my wife who I impregnated to make them. I want to be the voice of those of us with no time to game but who still want to participate and influence the gaming medium. We are the downtrodden and we will succeed if we stick together I really believe that. Much love and keep raising the next generation they're our future. MC Gamer Dad out

Janthony: well there you have it Martha the crowd is electric after that speech and frankly I'm ready to have children myself haha back to you

Martha: What a wonderful story. When we come back we'll talk to modder specialist doj on what your goon mods say about you.

>>544587512
we'd have both by now if the mh team weren't gay

I put too much effort into my shitposting and you guys frankly don't appreciate me

I get banned for saying let the bbc hit the floor but this shit is fine?

>>544588030
I prefer the low effort quantity over quality method of shitposting

I appreciate you, Anon.

>>544588258
>>544588339
fine fine ill get back to regular programming
BBC!

Honestly the fake relationship drama is one of the finest shitposting in recent times desu.

Hey guys I'm a newbie looking to get into monster hunters and I just want to know which ones you guys think are worth playing. Thanks in advance

Remember to say it to your hunting buddy when you have the chance. It might be your last.

>>544588763
skip world and wilds
play 3U

>>544588763
Pick a random one (except rise, its complete shit), they're all good (except rise).

>>544588763
3U is dogshit play 4U

>>544588763
Only play rise ignore the rest

>>544588763
Monster hunter suck. Go play souls games instead.

>>544588763
gaming sucks do drugs instead try tranq

rae sama please let me buy you a new 4090, i need you back asap to step on my balls

Puhleeease

>>544588763
Do black tar heroin instead it's really good

>fatty repel bricking my in-game save
damnit

>>544589449
How the fuck?

Okay guys I'm on black tar heroin now...I ran out of money though... Should I steal from my grandma or my gf to get another hit?

Rathalos is cool and all but nothing beats the elder that made MH a house hold name world wide.

It's funny how such an edgy teenage design ended up being such an iconic design.

>nerg is iconic
LOL

>>544589323
do this but fire up Dos while you're at it as well

More iconic than your desperate search for an MH girlfriend.

>>544590049
I am the MH girlfriend :3

>>544590049
diablos with spikes

>>544589786
is he coming to wilds bros?

when are we getting shaggy? or chaotic?

>>544590193
You act like that isn't cool as fuck

Rathalos is cool and all but nothing beats the elder that made MH a housssshHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's *pffft* funny... ok I'm ready now... how such an edgy teenage design ended up being such an iconic desigNAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>544590306
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>544590223
Do you really want to fight another magala in cliffs?

nerg would lose to chatacabra

>>544589786
too bad his fight is ass
hopefully wilds can beef him up and make him faster since we have focus mode now

>>544589529
don't know, I guess it is because there's no real memory stick to save repeled fatty data but then Garuga repel didn't do this way back in LR
I tried going back to pre-fatty repel attempt and it's still working fine

1.08

You guys are mean

>>544590097
Transitioning doesn't make you one.

>>544590217
Nergi will definitely return in Wilds G. He will wipe the floor with all the guardian elders.

>>544590603
I've repelled fatty and that never happened to me. Maybe you accidentally messed with the save file?

>>544590551
You guys keep saying this but back in 2018 you all wouldn't stop crying about his AT version.

Fuck your huntress

>>544590819
are you using real thing or emulator? do you use emu savestates?

>bean toe paws clip through gore DBs
dogshit jeet developers

>>544591017
Emulator and no I don't use save states. I just play normally.

*goons to your huntress*

heh...

>>544591153
maybe it's that then, I used it to test something
I looked up online and someone pointed out that savestates messed shit up sometimes
lesson learned, I guess

>>544591156
based mush

after at nu udra, omega is so ball bustingly hard
honestly, i can imagine gog being super difficult too if he has his mustard bomb equivalent along side some movement inhibiting status
and hes for sure gonna have a wipe phase with the lazer on his back

>>544590981
my queen, (PLEASE) save this sorry general

>>544591992
me with guard up 3+ offensive guard 3+ guard 3+ defense boost 7 when he fires the laser beam

That's my gf tho.
>tfw she slams me through the bed and then tackles me

>>544592583
*escaton you*

Guys..... we are a happy couple again
Thank you for your attention

>>544592583
lazer beam is easy
its when he hits you with lazer swipe>bomb>lazer swipe>bomb>lazer swipe>mini omegas>bomb>charge attack is when you fucking just die as a tank

what was world y1 sales?
what was rice y1 sales?
will wilds even beat their y1 sales? or be stuck at sub 11m?

*is the biggest pile of utter dogshit in your path*

>>544593782
post at nu udra time and i'll tell you

>>544593782
Wilds is looking like it'll need 6 more months to hit 11 lmao

>world
>I'm sure I got 4 fucking KOs because the rest of the team was doing no damage
>le slingshot x6 highlight :)))))))))
god modern crapcom is so cucked
do these highlights still exist in milds?
never forget these cowards removed the damage dealer one so to not hurt shitter's feefees (or made it almost impossible to get)

>>544594223
yes but now you'll get credit for doing 1 sneak attack

Thanks for helping me with my dailies!

>>544592229
Two steps in saving /mhg/
1. Play Monster Hunter Stories 2 NOW
2. Pre-Order Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection
3. Hunt!

Also is it me or is this some Mandela Effect. Isn't it Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of FREEDOM? I just did a quick google of it and it's apparently MHS2: Wings of RUIN??

>>544594357
My 2 shitter wives (brown)

tokuda really wants barrel bowling to be a thing for some reason

now that the ash has settled
what do we think of at nu udra?
personally i like his gear

crash your games NOW

>>544595827
lmao
lmaoooo
too late fuckers

Guess who I just randomly found on twitter

>>544595827
>It also enables report data to be sent immediately to Capcom
It...didn't before?

>>544595189
**** why are you wearing a skirt

I'm getting back into GU after years of not playing any MH games
I've historically played Lance/GS/HBG, recommend me a weapon+style to try

Arch Tempered Xu-Wu is going to break the game when it's gamma armor comes out.

https://youtu.be/mn4B25Sidp4

If Ryozo wasn't an incompetent nepo hire, he'd trash Milds and release the HD collection

8 minute clear :)

>>544596456
valor gs is apparently one of the best but i've only played cb so i'd recommend adept/valor/alchemy cb

I wish the Wilds killscreens were better. There's always some kind of effect blurring the screen.

>>544596497
>Arch Tempered Xu-Wu
how do we tell him bros?

>>544596497
for me it's Arch Tempered Odograron so I can make use of his armor skill

Rise fucking won

>>544596698
If there's an Arch Tempered Nu Udra and and Uth Duna when they're both shit monsters why wouldn't there be a Xu-Wu?

>>544596586
>I wish this blurry game doesn't have even blurrier kill screen

Put something more realistic on your Christmas list, anon

>>544595827
>multifaceted plan
They're hyping the performance update so they must have some fixes at least.

>>544596205
>all the previous crash reports since OBT literally didn't do anything
lmaoooooo

>>544596817
Xu-Wu is not an apex. The only ATs left are Jin and Ark

>>544596823
Realistically i would say they found some way to stop the game from crashing so much. Don't think they can do anything about the blurry, frame gen and innate stutter caused by a gorillion shit load everytime everywhere all at once

Which, let's be honest, not up to standard at all

>>544596823
yea them saying they didnt have shit for data 1 month away from the patch got me all hyped

>>544596953
god AT Ark sounds annoying

>>544596823
they've been hyping it since tu2 or earlier right? i doubt its gonna be much but they seem to have at least some confidence in it

>>544597016
I really doubt they'd hype the performance update so much if it added like 5 fps. There has to be something of substance. I'm just wondering if there's a trade off.
>we fixed performance but now the game looks worse

>>544596953
can't wait for Jin's already annoying ice blast hit confirms to be ramped up to 11 and arkveld to shit out even more aoes

>>544593821
>i can't aim, the post

>>544597180
game already looks like its from the ps2 according to shitposters, how much worse can it get?

Hello everyone, Yuya Tokuda here. I have been listening closely to your feedback and I am pleased to share an exciting new update that will bring even more depth and replayability to the game. Starting with this update, all forged weapons will feature randomized tiers: Common, Rare, Epic, Mythic, and Legendary. Each tier will offer distinct stat variations and percentage bonuses to further diversify the hunting experience.

This system is designed to encourage greater experimentation and competition among hunters, ensuring that every forge feels unique and rewarding. We believe this new feature will add another meaningful layer of complexity and excitement to the game. Thank you for your continued passion and support for the Monster Hunter series. Happy hunting.

>>544597278
ps1

Imagine being one of the 10 million world wide retards who rushed out of the door to buy Wilds fucking LMAO

>>544597180
if they didnt have data before theres a pretty good chance they worked on something unrelated or way off the mark its really a coin toss from here

>>544597554
You just know tokuda rages the fuck out in private when he's in his office.
>GODDAMN GAIJIN NO BUY MY GAME?! I MAKE THEM SUFFER! RELEASE 20 STAR GORE!!!

If Rise is so good, why do shills need to constantly shill their dead game and attack everything else?

what went wrong?

>>544598210
Rae looks like THIS?!

>>544598210
wilds is still in early access until the expansion releases

>>544598210
UOOOOHHHH CUTE REDHEAD SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE!!

Anyone else lost all interest in Wilds with the FF collab? I can't even get hyped for Gog or even the expansion anymore, everything past the collab feels so tainted now.

>>544563642
Heh... let's just say us RiseGODS rise to the challenge. Not that a mildssissie would know

>>544597935
Nah, he doesn't seem like the type, probably just goes home and cries himself to sleep. He absolutely takes it in silence when his bosses demand explanations for the lackluster sales tho

>>544598610
Did you feel like world was tainted after behemoth?

>>544596456
>I've historically played Lance/GS/HBG
we got ourselves a block boy over here needs his block or he carts little block boy

>>544598645
he was like that before world but after world and rise he became a gloating anime villain

>>544598717
yes
>safi hind behind the rock
>alatreon escaton
>fatalis scripted shrades demise spectacle

Literally haven't crashed in 400 hours.

Just werks on my machine.

RiseGODS

>>544599194
You WILL love final fantasy xiv and you WILL like it

>>544596512
sorry i messed up the rock drop
i forgot his sleep animation is so long

gog will have enmity and ig will be bis because its the only weapon that can mount his front

>>544599334
We're gaining power...I can feel my ki increasing

>>544598717
Kind of, yes. I never played the game again nor bought Iceborne, but that was partially me getting disreacted by other games so can't say for sure.

>>544599151
t-that's not true! I've also dabbled in CB, GL and SnS-
FUCK

see if you can handle this wildsjeeta!
KAAAAAA
MEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAA
MEEEEEEEE
...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The grand call of the wound pop sings to me like a siren when I equip a bow. When I see those spots glow with R2 held down, I get a little excited, not gonna lie

you just know tokuda wants to steal risens for himself

I felt bad for the arkveld, it was stunned for half the hunt

>>544599787
try something with adept

>>544596456
Switch bros??

>>544599898
i hate you
die

Tokuda is based and mhg is gay

will christmas get wilds across the finish line to 11m or are the switch 2 kids getting rice instead

Tokuda is gay and /mhg/ is gay

>>544600281
wilds sold 140k between june and september, no fucking way they will reach 11m lmao

I am gay

>>544600598
accepted it

>>544595827
>fucking over 8 months for crash reports to give more info and go directly to Capcom
>repeating yet again that the promised rapture is coming for TU4
Lmao, guess those sales are starting to pay off.

lanceGODS up in here

>>544600724
kek when you put it that way it really seems like they won't fix shit

>>544596205
I think they wanted you to send an email or something lol.

>>544600598
>>544600732
noticing

>>544600269
Suck my dick nerd, the wounds belong to me now

there's nothing ruder than flashing a monster that's being mounted.

>>544599898
I just end up breaking them all with wyvernfire.

>>544600959
is gypceros still immune to flashes in wilds?

>start of Phase 3 Fatalis online
>go to right side ballista to get ready to bind him
>GS gets him to land immediately and breaks his head just as I shoot the binder, which ends up canceling his stun animation
reeeeee

>>544600959
I remember way back in 3U I killed the Brachydios the rest of the lobby wanted to capture on purpose
Got out of there with a pallium right before getting kicked

>>544600851
they have 1 months lmao, people are delusional if they still think crapcom will fix anything, just a bunch of empty promises

>>544599334
>>544599638
both me btw

It is done

so why are there 7*, 8* and 9* of the same monsters? alot lf wilds is just redundant huh?

>>544601561
proud of u, cutie

>>544601582
They realized their "postgame content" still wasn't above babygame tier and so added more... about 3 separate times and counting

>>544601582
playerbase complained that monsters weren't hard enough/arkveld 8* was the only monster worth hunting, so they made all the apexes and tu monsters 8*
playerbase still complained
we get 9*stars of the same monsters when we really should have gotten 9 star chatacabra and the rest before arkveld and gore

>>544600959
That’s no good

six billion hunters, just one name
i found

There’s nothing better than getting a knockdown from a monster you mounted, but skipping that phase and going straight for the flash? That’s no good!
Attack the mounted monster for easy damage and charging whatever bar mechanic your weapon has instead!
Remember: “If you flash a mount, you’re trash, you lout!”

-This PSA was brought to you in part by the SEGA corporation and Janthony.

>>544602706
i would beat the shit out of this thing

>>544602706
weird onahole

>>544602917
>>544602916
These posts share none of the same words, and yet naturally the reader will reach the same conclusion from both

>>544601582
they're harder and they have different loot pools

weapon for this feel?

Hunter profiles, post em'

>>544603081
spoiler that shit dude god damn

>>544603045
gs users going into omega expecting to do anything

mildies be like
>yeah bro 20 star rompoopoolo is hard af no kizzy

My clear time

>>544603295
i play wilds and i say this exact thing

>>544603335
can't tell if savage or not

>>544603492
it's not even the optional one though they did clear it under 35 minutes so it doesn't really matter

>>544603045
wild sns

Time to keep getting hit by Gore slam to get a clear shot.

What's the highest offense possible you can have while still having good defense and not sacrificing health, in Wilds?

Most of the super high DPS builds rely on being at 1hp with heroics. That's cool and all, but I want something balanced so if a single person fucks up we don't lose a life instantly. BUT being able to kill a boss fast as possible means less chance of death as well. Ideally keeping the monster stunned like vid related and clearing it fast as possible without being 1hp would be ideal.

https://youtu.be/mn4B25Sidp4

>>544603081
Trying a new build. Works fine when I'm not getting smacked around.

>>544603967
upgrade your fuckin armor

>>544603967
just put on the triple at bonus i guess, i eat for divine blessing but you can probably slot that in as well.

>>544604230
unbloat your raw, anon

>have fun with turn-based again
>still in the mood for more
>Stories 3 actually looks great
>don't want to give Capcom any more money after Milds
man...

>>544605065
>voting with wallet bad
hmmmm?

>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage
>Unskippable walking segments
>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die
>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything
>No cat cooking
>Like 95% of set bonuses are useless
>Million tiers of tempered monsters so you are forced to fight the same monsters over and over again
>9 star tempered monsters oneshot you and have more HP than Fatalis so G rank will feel like a cake walk
>No HR final boss
>Collaboration is not even a monster but some generic colorless robot
>You can use NPC hunters on monsters but them carting doesn't count so it's literally just cheating
>Underwater combat
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No MH language
>First flop in franchise's history
Is this the worst game of all time?

>>544603592
I see Shaggy under there

>>544603045
SA/CB post 9*
GS/hammer vs omega
GL "tanking" vs omega
Solo LBG
IG vs anything that is not a flying wyvern

>"avid charge blade user"
>hundreds of hunts only on a single weapon and still doesn't know how to use it
>struggling to even B Rank nu udra
>https://x.com/RabbitCordials/status/1983473268347879887?t=RU7EzsNWv1LcgQor96dzzw&s=19

This is the kind of people who call you a tourist when you say story or MUH IMMERSION are not that important in MH

>>544604230
my wife :)

where the FUCK are the azure rufflizards
i see them all the time when i don't need them

>>544606008
Beaner slampig should be shitting out 3 kids a year but she's wasting her time being bad at monhun

>>544604597
I typically just use the Suja Sash for 3 divine blessings and 3 spots.

>>544604346
That screenshot is from the video where they got the 5 minute kill on Savage Omega. Their HP is all the way lowered though, hence why I asked my question.

>>544606651
The screenshot isn't important, upgrade your fucking armor

>>544606651
>Suja Sash
lowering flat def to get a chance to reduce damage while also losing set/group bonuses

>>544606008
tourists being bad at the [content designed for autists] then cry about being bad will always be funny no matter what era it is.
I had a casual who bragged about how world CB being so much better despite all they know is SAED spam. They ended up not picking CB up for wilds and use bow instead, kek.

I hope gog weapons have 3 level 3 slots so I have a reason to stop using artian

>>544607241
they announced as far back as june that artians will also get an upgrade in tu4

>>544607241
gog is gonna drop tier 10 artian parts lil man

>>544607241
>I hope we will become even more overpowered
Why? Especially since Gog is basically confirmed to be insanely easy

>>544605910
hammer has no problems with omegay doe

Oh my Gog

gog is 8* only lmaoooo

>>544606794
I'm using max upgraded Zoh Shia for my tank build. I'm thinking about swapping to maxed Guardian Arkvulcan though. It seems to be ideal against Omega. Higher fire resistance, blight resistance, focuses on part breaking/wound destroying which is perfect for smashing down the legs, and the healing is based on part breaking/wound destroying. Defense is only slightly less than Zoh Shia and Gamma armors too.

Am I missing something or does that seem really good? I was under the impression wound destruction and part breaking is key for creating shields and keeping the Omega down.

>Tokuda-san, the players are complaining about the game being too easy. What should we do???
>I know, let's add an Elder Dragon that literally just stands in one place and gets hit for 10 minutes before dying

>>544608000
What should they do to make the game a level of difficult that satisfies you?

>>544607910
flayer doesn't work as well as you think
its a chance to make more wounds, not make them flatly https://game8.co/games/Monster-Hunter-Wilds/archives/501647

>>544608000
they added an alatreon function and buckbroke 90% of the playerbase though

>>544607910
you missed the part where you have 0 damage and wound healing is trash

>>544607621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojKiKJTPvnQ
even diehard hammerfags hate it lmao
>kind of the same as Extremoth, in that it's so bad, so dogshit and stupidly difficult for all the wrong reasons, that it sort of loops back to become enjoyable in some sadomasochist way. In multiplayer at least.

>>544608135
Make it more difficult?

>>544605065
Lisa: The Painful is turn based. And so is Look Outside. Wild(s).

>>544608347
How? More HP? Faster attacks and movements? Remove all means of dodging and avoiding damage? They've done the first two and given the monsters new moves as well as much higher resistance to being wounded as well as higher resistance to status and yet you still claim it's too easy.

>>544608774
>How?
1) Remove infinite restocking
2) Make it so the monster doesn't die in 2 hits
3) Make it so the monster deals damage and can kill you

gogmazios is just chop feet simulator, how can you make it difficult?

>>544609160
You can't and that's why it's so retarded that out of all the EDs they decided to add him

Is every mainline going to have a retarded final fantasy monster now?

>>544609160
they'll make it safi siege 15 min feet chopping

>>544608913
You people keep spamming those last two things yet I see you trannies constantly cart and take forever to kill anything that's 8*, 9*, and Arch-Tempered. You're also not being forced to run back to a camp like a little bitch every time you use one potion.

>>544603081
>creation club
>one member

Goddamnit I hate that I laughed.

>>544609351
95%+ of monsters in Wilds are not 9star and AT.

>>544609262
Didn't two of them have a faggot Witcher monster and a tranny Metal Gear monster?

>>544608339
I was thinking Lagi gunlance. Explosions go through the hard spots and are good for part breaking and wound damaging. Plus it has thunder damage and convert thunderdamage, which G. Arkvulcan each has 2 thunder a piece. The idea is to rely on the thunder damage to carry me and destroying wounds/legs. Healing is good though if you have the recovery jewels.

>>544608256
Better than nothing. More shields and healing, more damage.

>>544609497
MGS is from Portable I think

>>544609460
But those barely hurt you and die in one hit, so answer my original question: what do you want them to do to the monsters to make them harder?

>>544609575
shelling doesn't apply element

you're retarded

>>544609665
>But those barely hurt you and die in one hit
Yeah and that's the fucking problem, retard.

>>544609697
No shit retard. It hits wounds and does part damage. The melee does the element damage.

>>544609915
Except they're not either of those, as people here get two-shot by them and cart constantly while taking from 15-20 minutes to kill them. The actual facts anyone can see for themselves by playing the game prove your whining wrong.

>>544610173
>as people here get two-shot by them and cart
Literally no one gets two shot by normal monsters from Wilds

damn the lumu is that bad?????

>>544610359
there are only like 3/4 unironically good players in the lumu

>>544608913
>monster doesn't die in 2 hits
HR hunts in older games have almost similar kill time if you are decent
>Make it so the monster deals damage and can kill you
HR hunts in older games don't deal exponentially more damage and their 2-3 shots are very telegraphed
You clearly are a parrot shitposter so I don't expect much reasoning. There are answer to how to fix wilds "difficulty" problem but this will loop back to faggots like you crying about how everything knock down, push away, stun you to death and dont give a single chance to hit.

>>544610490
and im all of them

>>544610540
>HR hunts in older games have almost similar kill time if you are decent
If you think games before Wilds had 3 minute hunts on your first time - you don't know SHIT.

>>544610359
Only about 6 people (two groups with the same two members) beat savage omega night 1, which was the only time mods were down

>>544610540
All they need to do is actually hurt you and not die in two hits, why is this such a difficult concept to understand?

>>544610490
and im 5 of them

>>544610630
i dont give a shit post each one of them soloing it NOW not later noooow

>>544610612
worlos and rice base HR isnt? maybe crying harder back then and we wouldn't be in this state

>>544609160
do what they did for lagi
shrink him and make him move around more

>>544610632
>all they need to do is make everything black diablos and they just dig scream to inflate hunt time
room temp IQ shitposter kun

>>544611567
Lagi is easy as fuck tho

There's a Rey/Steve hunt that's been going for 14 minutes, what was that faggotry about the monsters dying in two hits? Are you all so bad at the game it takes you fourteen minutes to hit a monster twice?

can you fags go 5 minutes without being total fucking trannies and just play the goddamn game

coating Rae's curls until they're fully white

>>544611240
whoa momma

>>544611873
If you exclude all FLYING, WALKING, JUMPING etc time then the hunt really takes 3 minutes for each monster

is at jin gonna have the same timer as the rest?
he still takes fucking ages with his stage transitions

>>544612408
Hopefully AT Jin is actually hard because AT Udra 0/10 difficulty wise

>>544611873
Steve and rey both fly away constantly, and lures/flashes are useless after one use each. So that’s an easy extra 10 mins right there. Meanwhile there was an arkveld mizu quest, same difficulty, ended in 6 mins lmao

Well I don’t run mushroomancer BUT I can use the extra guard for sure. What do the higher shrooms do and would they even work with wide range

>>544612867
not all 9* quest have same monster difficulty thoughever

>>544613040
Your point being?

>>544613040
But these two quests did, even the monster purple diamonds thougheverbeit.

>>544612076
there are literally just 3 same shitposters in the general including the BBC desu

>>544611567
>gogmazios just becomes a shitter chaotic magala
nice

>>544612532
AT Jin will actually be hard for shitters who can't deal with him normally.

>>544613631
>who can't deal with him normally.
There is not a single person who has trouble with regular Jin

>>544612867
The entirety of this sentence is full of false information. What the fuck are you talking about?

i hate leviathans

>>544613668
Are you sure about that?

>>544613668
You're right, there are multiple people in this very general who have trouble with him to the point of failing the hunt.

>>544613020
Lv1: blue (35HP instant heal), toadstool (immunizer effect but longer)
Lv2: nitro (demondrug), para (armorskin)
Lv3: devil (dash juice), mandragora (max potion), excite (random effect)

everything can be wide except mandragora

>>544613168
there's a third layer of rng on top of 7*/8*/9* and 3-5 diamonds :)

>>544613581
anything that doesn't resemble zorah magdaros is good enough by nu monhun standard probably
not that ol' gog was fun but at least it didnt get on my nerve

>>544613852
I take it its standard and not mega demondrug? And can the random effects be bad

Does Blast element actually increase Shelling power of gun lance?

>>544614041
no

>>544613959
They were also all the same size percentile, I measured.
>>544613760
Nah I was there senpai
>>544613852
>use excite with wide range
>poison everybodhy
God PLEASE tell me this is something I can start doing

>>544614041
>actually
This implies the game ever claimed something which would make you think, more so than not, that it WOULD increase shelling. Retard

>>544614035
>>544614150
it's a random effect from any other mushroom

regular demondrug and armorskin
i have mushroomancer 3 on a pre-buffing set because i'm stingy and don't want to farm for mega drugs and dash juice
i wouldn't use wide mushroom higher than 1 in combat if at all considering 2-slot economy

>>544614150
i forgor about size, it's actually HP
so 4 different RNG factors per monster in every investigation

>>544614485
mega drugs are easy with barrel bowling giving you nourishing extracts
also would you post your pre-buffing set?

>I am so le good at le game everyone else so le bad my hunts take 12.36 seconds everyone else take 20 years
can you insufferable transsexuals do everyone on earth a favor and kill yourself already?

>>544614684
i just closed the game
i actually just used a gathering set slotted in buffing skills
you can possibly fit all skills for both now in the same set, idk

https://game8.co/games/Monster-Hunter-Wilds/archives/504685

speed eating 3, free meal 3, item prolonger 3, mushroomancer 3, wide-range 5 just in case i feel like wearing it into the start of a quest and buffing everyone then swapping out

good night

how come the top pro namedropped daily elite parsers of the lumu still cant solo omega
it's been a month

The Gathering Hub went quiet when she entered.
Long coat, wide-brimmed hat, eyes sharp as twin whetstones — Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower, new to the guild, signed up for the day’s hardest quest:
“Slay a Furious Rajang.”

“Wait—solo?” one hunter stammered.
Maria just tilted her head. “Time is precious. Let’s not waste it.”

The Hunt Begins

She skipped the canteen, ignored the Palico. No buffs, no traps.
Just her Rakuyo, dual blades flashing in the sun, and a clockwork pistol that no one in Astera could quite identify.

The Rajang roared from its den, muscle and lightning made flesh.
Maria didn’t flinch.
The timer started — 00:00:01.

Minute 1

She dashed forward, weaving through bolts of thunder, slashing twice, sheathing, unsheathing again. Each move flowed like a dance — a parry, a riposte, a spray of sparks.

Hunters watching from the ridge muttered, “Is she animation cancelling?”
Someone whispered, “No… she’s defying time.”

Minute 2

Rajang tried to grab her. Mistake.
Maria pivoted, stabbed its hand mid-swing, vaulted off its arm, and fired a single crimson bullet into its eye.
The monster staggered, blinded — stunned long enough for a flurry that blurred faster than the frame rate could keep up.

Rajang enraged.
Maria only smiled.

Minute 3

She sheathed her blades.
The Rajang charged.
Maria whispered, “Parry window,” and in the same heartbeat, drew her weapon — one clean slash.

Silence.

The beast froze mid-step, the world itself seeming to pause. Then it collapsed in a thunderous heap.
Quest complete.

Timer: 03:21. No carts. No items.

Back in Astera, the guild scribes were losing their minds.

“Impossible! That’s faster than a full party clear!”
Someone asked her for her build.

Maria just sipped her coffee.
“No build,” she said. “Only rhythm.”

Then she vanished to the quest board again, posting her next mission:
“Alatreon — Any%.”

>>544614982
good night, fun hunts

>>544614485
Alrighty thanks senpai, will keep it in mind

should i improve my at nu udra time

>>544615159
Then, weeks later she woke up in the hospital. It was all a dream. That rajang whipped out its bbc in the first minute and her white instincts took over, worshipping it and begginfg rajang’s gorilla (see: black) cock to render her unable to please wh*tes. Her uterus was smashed, her eggs ruined, forced to take rajang’s black rod. The nurse told her that she’s pregnant with rape ape twins. Maria smiled.

>>544614684
>>544614975
maybe this

>>544614189
when are you going to put her in the nu goondra armor with the pubic hair

>>544615692
If you're already A rank, why would you keep trying to improve your time

>>544615891
Because I'm painfully close to breaking a minute barrier and that bothers me

>>544616056
you just need a little more HRT it'll get you over that line

>>544615891
possibly related to having fun

did the /xivg/ schizos immigrate here and that's why that thread is normal?

>>544616221
how's an hostage rescue team gonna help?

All monsters will be fed corn eventually.
One way or another.

>>544616606
>oh god please no i've watched boku no sexual harrassment i know where this is going

>>544615732
hahahahahaha nobody even responded to you, you must feel like such a loser LMAO!!! here's a pity (You). Try to do better next time.

so whens porta6le

>>544617245
2028 unless Wilds G gets cancelled

the end of /mhg/...

mhg cannot be saved anymore

i wanna eat that palico dumpling from 4u

i want the fried rice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2xnXaX7r3g
NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Savage omega is kicking my ass as a GS player. Which weapons are recommended? I must defeat him.

>>544614982
>>544614189
imagine if her puzci got filled by babacaa

new fetish unlocked; monstresses wearing huntress armor

>>544613668
Try doing some SOS Jins, you'd be surprised how often pubs die to that sandbag.

>>544619453
Only trannies do coop

>>544619087
>>544619420