Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:29:23 AM
No.544620038
[Report]
 
/fng/ - Fortnite General
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:32:47 AM
No.544620228
[Report]
 
based paci hater op
 
hopes for the simpsons season, fears?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:34:46 AM
No.544620350
[Report]
 
>>544620307
I fear that banana
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:35:22 AM
No.544620394
[Report]
 
>>544620307
>hopes
a fun lootpool, i'm not too concerned about the map, seems like it should be fun to explore at least
>fears
fishstick and peely are in the battle pass
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:35:28 AM
No.544620403
[Report]
 
 
>>544620307
praying peely isn't in the bp
the fishsticks is actually kind of neat so i don't mind him
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:37:57 AM
No.544620562
[Report]
>>544650447
 
I'm a MAP but I'm only posting in this thread because I don't appreciate the Helsiecord spamming the general so often.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:37:58 AM
No.544620569
[Report]
>>544621431
 
>>544620307
i wonder what we'll get for edit styles
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:38:18 AM
No.544620587
[Report]
 
>>544620307
Like every season thw lootpool makes or breaks it
Nothing oppressive or annoying to go against
 
 
>>544620307
a car would be nice in the BP
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:40:22 AM
No.544620718
[Report]
 
>>544620437
Yeah I hate seeing his hideous ai generated face in all the thumbnails but that's a fun mash up.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:42:27 AM
No.544620842
[Report]
 
>>544620437
it's the opposite for me i prefer simpsons peely over fishstick
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:43:33 AM
No.544620907
[Report]
 
This is the thread.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:44:59 AM
No.544621000
[Report]
 
>>544620702
police car for wiggum would be based but that is NOT happening lol
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:45:24 AM
No.544621026
[Report]
 
>>544620307
I'm excited for the cel-shaded map, it'll be nice to get something different for the map visuals
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:45:39 AM
No.544621046
[Report]
 
>>544620307
>Homer
>Marge
>Bart (Forma de Mecha-Morty)
>Lisa (Forma de Mecha-Morty)
>Flanders
>Moe
>Krusty
>Peely
>Fishstick
>Scratchy
It might be grim.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:45:40 AM
No.544621048
[Report]
>>544621372
 
I wonder if the family car is gonna be cel-shaded
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:47:28 AM
No.544621158
[Report]
>>544652373
 
 
So I'm not the only one going insane over the fact that "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger ISN'T a jam track, right?
Like that's just a WILD exclusion
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:48:51 AM
No.544621250
[Report]
 
>>544620307
hope they rerun some of the cell-shaded skins that haven't been in the shop for a while (naruto)
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:49:12 AM
No.544621276
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:49:17 AM
No.544621280
[Report]
 
fortnite
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:50:07 AM
No.544621328
[Report]
>>544621605
 
>>544621220
Epic has been dropping the ball as a whole with jam tracks recently. No idea why we don't have more jam tracks from DP when we have exclusive map songs for them. KPDH too is its own can of worms
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:50:52 AM
No.544621372
[Report]
>>544621489
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:51:54 AM
No.544621431
[Report]
 
>>544620569
im not into 2d lustful stuff but this one put a smile on my face
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:52:53 AM
No.544621489
[Report]
 
>>544621372
im not ready for the art that comes from itchy in the modern spotlight
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:54:29 AM
No.544621605
[Report]
 
>>544621328
it's just because it's more expensive to license the whole song instead of just a snippet and jam tracks clearly don't make up the cost to cover it
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:54:57 AM
No.544621639
[Report]
 
>>544620307
I want emotes with voicelines
 
 
which celshaded skin(s) are you running next season?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:59:16 AM
No.544621867
[Report]
>>544622040
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:00:05 AM
No.544621923
[Report]
 
>>544620307
>hopes (skins)
i hope there's a few more characters not shown because i'd love skins for skinner or willie or burns. if companions are really next season too then maybe santa's little helper could be the one free one we get in a pass before they stick them in shop forever like every other newly introduced cosmetic-type post big bang
>hopes (gameplay)
just that the holo-twister and wrecker are gone + that the mobility items for the season aren't busted. i'd also hope we get wacky weapons/items from the series
>fears (skins)
that that's all we're getting. i'm sorry but i've used mecha morty and he's dogshit and i know bart and lisa will be similar (limp bodies dangling on some metal scrap), peely and fishstick stole slots because the item shop skins will most certainly not get bonus styles unlike those two, and like i dunno if you're already dedicating a whole season + making a month long map for the simpsons you might as well go all out with the characters
>fears (gameplay)
literally just if the wrecker stays and if there's some broken ass movement items. also if medallions return and they're busted again by giving some crazy abilities like i dunno a reskinned cerberus medallion but it's nuclear or something
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:02:00 AM
No.544622040
[Report]
 
>>544621867
i forgot that skin existed
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:02:26 AM
No.544622062
[Report]
 
>>544620702
realistically homer's sedan will be a vehicle in the shop and marge's station wagon will be a glider in the battlepass
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:06:10 AM
No.544622306
[Report]
 
>>544621763
foot queen erisa
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:06:17 AM
No.544622316
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:12:22 AM
No.544622723
[Report]
>>544657848
 
>>544620702
Homer's sedan and Marge's station wagon will probably be in the shop but maybe they'll give a Simpsons car body away in the rocket league quests
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:12:27 AM
No.544622729
[Report]
 
>>544620307
Hope mentioned
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:13:54 AM
No.544622809
[Report]
>>544622915
 
 
>>544622570
go back to your containment thread
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:15:32 AM
No.544622915
[Report]
 
 
Get an onahole it feels like tight pussy on demand 
>>>/jp/50211148
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:24:41 AM
No.544623495
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:27:52 AM
No.544623691
[Report]
 
>>544620307
>hopes
stuff from the show, more grounded fights
>fears
Homer's beast axe, a default glider with a donut printed on top, more shockwave slop
 
 
I believed the /fng/ hype about spice but now I'm looking at her I don't think I would ever use this skin
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:29:28 AM
No.544623798
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:31:16 AM
No.544623895
[Report]
>>544624115
 
>>544623692
that's a'ight, don't ever feel forced to use something you don't like
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:33:21 AM
No.544624020
[Report]
>>544624151
 
>>544620307
Simpsons Hit and Run gameplay.
Or Simpsons wrestling.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:33:55 AM
No.544624052
[Report]
 
>>544622890
go back to r eddit
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:34:54 AM
No.544624107
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:35:02 AM
No.544624115
[Report]
>>544624857
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:35:27 AM
No.544624151
[Report]
>>544624727
 
>>544624020
its hit and run, because they mobility item away once you hit them
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:37:59 AM
No.544624284
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:42:57 AM
No.544624541
[Report]
 
>>544623692
FotM
We'll go back to the real ass queens(Ruby, Lynx, and Chun) after Hallowee
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:45:08 AM
No.544624656
[Report]
 
I enjoy every season mostly the same
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:46:22 AM
No.544624727
[Report]
 
 
>>544624115
>follows me
thanks bro
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:49:24 AM
No.544624885
[Report]
 
>>544624857
guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:58:49 AM
No.544625410
[Report]
 
>>544624857
imagine the fucking farts
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:00:00 AM
No.544625490
[Report]
 
>>544621220
>only 2 daft punk jam tracks
>one wasn't part of the bundle so you'd have to buy it separate
jucking fews
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:00:37 AM
No.544625525
[Report]
 
>>544624857
Would've been awesome if she had a glowing gold skeleton like how Final Peel works
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:00:45 AM
No.544625532
[Report]
>>544626217
 
My only hope for Ch7. I'd never swap off
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:10:56 AM
No.544626170
[Report]
 
>>544623692
I kinda feel the same way. I want to get her to at least have her, but there's something about the design that feels like it's missing, preventing it from REALLY standing out.
Like... I dunno, if they really, REALLY wanted to appeal to the gooner crowd, they would have rendered the bodysuit like polished rubber or latex or something.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:11:42 AM
No.544626217
[Report]
 
>>544625532
For me its Rebecca
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:13:23 AM
No.544626320
[Report]
>>544626673
 
>>544623692
yeah, it's a very average skin. the only reason it's hyped is because it's a rare (true gooner) skin. anons will stop posting it and using it in-game next month.
 
 
Anyone know how long this next ch will be?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:17:54 AM
No.544626572
[Report]
 
>>544626346
4 months apparently
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:19:32 AM
No.544626673
[Report]
 
>>544626320
I would use her for longer, but she's literally a Halloween skin. No point in using her outside of October.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:21:09 AM
No.544626771
[Report]
 
>>544626346
the simpsons shit is supposed to be two weeks then a event for a new chapter.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:22:30 AM
No.544626861
[Report]
 
>>544626346
simpsons season should be a month long with apparently another event that leads into chapter 7.
chapter 7 then will most likely, like every past chapter since chapter 3, last 1 whole year
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:25:17 AM
No.544627023
[Report]
 
 
>car skins release
>only ever get 1 free one
>all others in the shop and ludicrously overpriced
>don't use anything but the BP one
>same deal with shoes
>same deal with lego
>same deal with instruments and jam tracks
>they add companions
>most likely it'll be the same shit: 1 freebie in a pass and every single future one being 15 - $20 in the shop for each one
When will they learn...
 
>there's a ned flanders bread glider
God dammit, I guess I'm resubbing to crew on the off chance teto does come. Already bought baguette pickaxe, might as well keep going.
>inb4 trusting leakers
I don't think she'll come anytime soon. Latest I'll give her is 2 years.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:44:07 AM
No.544628194
[Report]
 
>>544627905
you know they give them for free once to entice you to get more... right? the only exceptions were instruments and lego sets because they were isolated to their respective modes, and now that festival items can be used in BR they stopped adding them in the regular BP
 
 
>>544628112
Bro you're blind as hell, that's his mustache as a glider.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:47:44 AM
No.544628406
[Report]
 
>>544627905
It sounds like you're the one who needs to learn
 
 
>>544628112
It's his mustache
 
 
>>544628112
>>544628332
>>544628583
i don't blame anyone for thinking it's a piece of bread because his only items i can think of would be about his mustache or something about his lefty shop, no way in hell they reference something religious
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:55:51 AM
No.544628841
[Report]
>>544628972
 
>>544628332
>>544628583
I am fucking retarded, thought that was bread with a knife. Honestly 50/50 chance I would have resubbed without checking. Thanks anons.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:58:18 AM
No.544628972
[Report]
 
>>544628797
Yeah its a silly item
They should've gave him a big (not) Bible
A black book glider would be cool
>>544628841
Nah not your fault
Honestly if you use it I doubt people will think "wow the iconic Simpsons mustache!"
It looks like fucking bread
 
 
Honestly, I can't think of many lore accurate gliders
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:04:00 AM
No.544629293
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:04:23 AM
No.544629310
[Report]
>>544676073
 
>>544629186
Moe's flying fan
Spider-Pig balloon like they did irl
The plane that shoots at marge in the cornfield
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:09:22 AM
No.544629545
[Report]
 
I really really hope we get a Duffman skin
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:09:52 AM
No.544629565
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:12:21 AM
No.544629695
[Report]
>>544631038
 
Question for Rocket League anon: Am I blind, or did they not put any of the painted styles for the Rollerblader Inverted wheels in the pass? I don't see any entries for them in the datamined item list, and they don't unlock alongside the regular Rollerblader painted variants, like how sometimes you'd unlock a decal and it'd give it to you for both of the pass cars. I guess Fortnite isn't the only game that gets new items added to it that never actually release.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:32:08 AM
No.544630754
[Report]
 
>>544628797
would still make sense, the body of christ n stuff
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:34:02 AM
No.544630858
[Report]
>>544630885
 
>>544629186
if fortnite wasnt so memed to death into being a kids game, we could get this as a glider. that damn song ruined everything.
 
 
>>544630885
NOT IN MY FISHSTICK MIX
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:36:17 AM
No.544630974
[Report]
>>544631075
 
>>544630923
I don't know what that is and I'm not going to look it up. Very thankful I'm not a zoomer.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:36:27 AM
No.544630987
[Report]
>>544631102
 
>>544630885
that number one victory royal song, sung by some ai kid voice
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:37:21 AM
No.544631038
[Report]
>>544631851
 
>>544629695
last season these wheels had the same problem and only recently they got added
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:37:58 AM
No.544631069
[Report]
 
just wiped out tomato town
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:38:01 AM
No.544631075
[Report]
 
>>544630974
Just a retarded boomer?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:38:15 AM
No.544631089
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:38:16 AM
No.544631091
[Report]
>>544631212
 
i hope they add my favorite bloomberg news anchors as skins, i would buy vonnie quinn immediately
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:38:25 AM
No.544631102
[Report]
>>544631215
 
>>544630987
I'm pretty sure it was by a real kid not an ai voice
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:38:34 AM
No.544631105
[Report]
 
>>544630970
She can live inside a video game but no in real life because she'd OD on drugs.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:38:45 AM
No.544631116
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:40:04 AM
No.544631189
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>>544630923
>they actually changed it from "maybe we can do it in the mix" to "maybe drop your rhythm in the mix"
we should have seen the writing on the wall this whole time, it's so obvious in retrospect
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:40:32 AM
No.544631212
[Report]
 
>>544631091
We have 1/4th of Inside the NBA so I have hope
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:40:35 AM
No.544631215
[Report]
 
>>544631102
well he sounds fake
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:45:01 AM
No.544631418
[Report]
>>544632164
 
consider the following:
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:53:13 AM
No.544631851
[Report]
 
>>544631038
Those ones were at least in the pass though, weren't they? You could unlock them normally, they just weren't Fortnite compatible for a while. These aren't in the rocket pass at all aside from the base variant.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:58:33 AM
No.544632164
[Report]
 
>>544631418
she looks like she fucks fat biracial men
 
 
I'm getting bored of this general. I've been shitting it up since July. I might go try another general. It has been fun, /fng/.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:06:01 AM
No.544632591
[Report]
>>544632658
 
>>544632380
you clearly care since you've responded
 
 
>>544632591
I did not respond to anyone in specific but seems like you felt targeted :^), interesting
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:07:26 AM
No.544632668
[Report]
>>544632835
 
 
>>544632658
L ragebait lil bro. good to know i struck a nerve with you.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:09:40 AM
No.544632796
[Report]
>>544632835
 
>>544632658
>:^)
anyone who uses that emoji is feeling the heat
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:10:00 AM
No.544632819
[Report]
>>544633805
 
>>544632719
stay seething with your fragile ego. i didn't respond to anyone here in specific.
 
 
>>544632719
>>544632668
>>544632796
damn, I really struck a nerve with the post that wasn't even directed at you you even have to reply 3 times
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:13:01 AM
No.544633002
[Report]
>>544633027
 
>>544632835
Post your hand
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:13:21 AM
No.544633027
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:23:30 AM
No.544633706
[Report]
>>544635365
 
Thread: Successfully shitted up.
See you next time, guys.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:25:04 AM
No.544633805
[Report]
>>544634089
 
>>544632819
>>544632835
damn you're bubblin'. you even replied twice. unlucky bro. maybe work on anger management next time? ;)
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:29:13 AM
No.544634089
[Report]
 
>>544633805
we already shitted the thread enough we can stop here, your payment is in your DMs
 
 
>this is me punching the trolls!
 
>>544627905
there were like a dozen free cars you missed out on. 
>sideswipe
>battlebus
>cybertruck
>bunch of free rocketleague drops which turn into cars sometimes
>the backfire
>a dozen or more if you had crew at any point 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:31:30 AM
No.544634217
[Report]
 
>>544634152
pov youre daraku
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:34:08 AM
No.544634392
[Report]
>>544634478
 
yeah, i left him mad. lil bro will be thinking about me all day now.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:35:31 AM
No.544634478
[Report]
>>544634706
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:37:10 AM
No.544634564
[Report]
 
>>544634184
That free Diestro from Sideswipe is the MVP. I've gotten so much use out of that thing.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:37:38 AM
No.544634591
[Report]
>>544646254
 
>>544627905
They gave out the cybercuck, battle bus and corvette for free, besides that you've missed all the free tier 1 cars from rocket league if you had crews during those RL passes
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:39:24 AM
No.544634706
[Report]
 
>>544634478
ooh yeah ur mad mad ;)
 
 
yeah I'm mad because I said in this post 
>>544632258 that I'm going to another general but nobody cared :(
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:47:35 AM
No.544635146
[Report]
 
>>544634809
thanks for letting me know that this is still annoying you
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:48:47 AM
No.544635206
[Report]
>>544635324
 
>>544634809
damn you admit it? I just won bigly
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:51:09 AM
No.544635324
[Report]
>>544635382
 
>>544635206
go on anon, keep projecting your anger for me. i love it ;)
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:51:48 AM
No.544635365
[Report]
>>544635406
 
>>544633706
It's amazing how these kids don't get it. They argue back and forth with each other and somehow don't realize that the troll is winning by derailing the thread.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:52:11 AM
No.544635382
[Report]
>>544635419
 
>>544635324
ok we already made enough posts, like I said earlier your payment is in your DMs but you get a little extra for the ovetime
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:52:36 AM
No.544635406
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>>544635365
just let them flirt its dead hours anyways
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:52:45 AM
No.544635419
[Report]
>>544635510
 
>>544635382
ahh, you accept defeat. very well, i accept your concession ;)
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:54:06 AM
No.544635510
[Report]
 
>>544635419
no i accepted the feet, *licks your feet*
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:58:04 AM
No.544635738
[Report]
 
sex
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:01:11 PM
No.544635923
[Report]
>>544636147
 
>4th again because I was third partied by 3 other players again
I'm never getting my halloween dub...
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:01:51 PM
No.544635959
[Report]
>>544639123
 
sex
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:02:31 PM
No.544636003
[Report]
>>544636690
 
So it's safe to say the first companion is Maggie in the BP and Santa's Little Helper in the shop. Think they'll announce/tease them today?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:05:15 PM
No.544636147
[Report]
 
>>544635923
Just become a rat and don't engage with anyone unless you're hidden in a bush and armed with at LEAST a Rare Wrecker and +3 escape/healing items
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:13:25 PM
No.544636690
[Report]
>>544636835
 
>>544636003
You can't have a baby running around come on
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:15:42 PM
No.544636835
[Report]
>>544639647
 
>>544636690
we can have a nked one on our backs so why not have a clothed one running around
 
 
It's been 2 chapters now and players still haven't learned to not get in the car
 
>>544637287
i'm going to keep posting helsie because it makes you upset
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:25:50 PM
No.544637513
[Report]
>>544637583
 
>>544637439
good i love helsie
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:26:53 PM
No.544637583
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:27:39 PM
No.544637651
[Report]
>>544637824
 
>>544637287
nigga you clearly care a lot since you do this every single thread
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:29:51 PM
No.544637824
[Report]
 
>>544637651
>uhm! you replied to my low quality post!!!
I do that once.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:30:43 PM
No.544637886
[Report]
 
yeah nigga is mad
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:32:05 PM
No.544637995
[Report]
 
Imagine continuing to seethe over someone leaving the general lol
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:32:47 PM
No.544638039
[Report]
>>544639049
 
>>544637325
This is the kind of shit that looks infuriating to play against and hilarious to watch at the same time
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:33:23 PM
No.544638081
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:36:35 PM
No.544638326
[Report]
>>544638418
 
>>544637287
use filters bro
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:37:47 PM
No.544638418
[Report]
>>544638595
 
>>544638326
Nah, I want them to know that no one cares.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:40:02 PM
No.544638561
[Report]
 
>>544637325
Counterargument: getting in someone else's car and being a total looney tunes goblin is peak comedy
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:40:32 PM
No.544638595
[Report]
 
>>544638418
we need flags or thread IDs.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:42:26 PM
No.544638741
[Report]
>>544638815
 
>Pedo thread lost again
BASED
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:43:08 PM
No.544638805
[Report]
>>544638939
 
>>544634152
Show me just a sliver of armpit, Helsie, Please.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:43:19 PM
No.544638815
[Report]
>>544638984
 
>>544638741
>coomer thinks he's better than pedos
lol?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:45:01 PM
No.544638939
[Report]
>>544638989
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:45:42 PM
No.544638984
[Report]
>>544639140
 
>>544638815
I don't see any coomer OP also do you seriously support pedos?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:45:44 PM
No.544638989
[Report]
 
>>544638939
you're bubblin'
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:46:31 PM
No.544639049
[Report]
 
>>544638039
Yeah it is, especially when they try and take control of the car and try to do it to you, but even then you can equip one of the pay 2 lose cars and intentionally trick them into the driver seat and shoot them before they can react. The best strat is to legit just not get in it and run away and try to damage the car before they try and drive into you again
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:47:45 PM
No.544639123
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:48:07 PM
No.544639140
[Report]
>>544639519
 
>>544638984
>immediately on the offense
I struck a nerve, huh? You coomers are easy to spot.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:53:26 PM
No.544639519
[Report]
>>544639784
 
>>544639140
Read again my post i'm not a coomer, also why deflect the question?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:55:31 PM
No.544639647
[Report]
>>544640718
 
>>544636835
Cuz he's a fucked up little fetus man who uses weapons. Maggie is just a baby.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:57:31 PM
No.544639784
[Report]
>>544640170
 
>>544639519
You're not fooling anyone, bud. The image you posted is something a coomer would have. Sorry for calling you out like that, but it's pretty sad that you're pretending that you're not a coomer.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:02:59 PM
No.544640170
[Report]
>>544668513
 
>>544639784
So your defense is to deflect the question and ignore my post huh?
weak, but I guess that confirms you are part of the pedocord and nothing coming from you should be taking seriously
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:11:37 PM
No.544640718
[Report]
 
>>544639647
She heard you talking shit
 
 
Why dont the pedo posters take the hint already? We dont want them here.
 
>Spice not bundled with her items because then you'd be able to buy it for like 200 or something
Do you think it was an accident that they let you do that for Skulldroid and they didn't realize it until it was already too late?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:19:44 PM
No.544641223
[Report]
 
>>544640985
Mental illness plus insecurity so they need to post their shit to feel some kind of confidence.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:21:10 PM
No.544641318
[Report]
>>544641693
 
>>544641215
no. they know their audience and did a jew move
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:23:12 PM
No.544641448
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:27:14 PM
No.544641693
[Report]
 
>>544641215
I think the purple bitch from crimes with no bundle sold like shit, they tried it with skulldroid, and then went back with spice. I don't think it was hard to see her reception online either though.
>>544641318
also this
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:31:31 PM
No.544641995
[Report]
>>544642217
 
>edge fans with sexo gato 
>release tons of bug collabs
>weakest consoomers spend on them first
>gauntlet of items to milk players
>finally release sexo gato
>low price! Teepee!
>goyims fold and buy her regardless
Awesome tactic
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:33:11 PM
No.544642106
[Report]
 
>>544641215
800 is cheap tho
 
 
>>544640985
>liking a skin makes you a pedo because she doesn't look like a hag
interesting
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:34:51 PM
No.544642217
[Report]
>>544642306
 
>>544641995
Are your thought like this all day or is it something you perform for here?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:36:00 PM
No.544642276
[Report]
>>544642502
 
>>544642137
dont jump in to the convo if you dont know what the fuck is going on dumbass
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:36:17 PM
No.544642306
[Report]
 
>>544642217
This is my first time posting on this thread!
Never really cared for the skin but I can tell it won't survive next Halloween by the way Epic does things
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:38:53 PM
No.544642476
[Report]
 
>>544640985
Don't worry they don't last long it's been proven they either kill themselves or get caught soon after they reach 30
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:39:16 PM
No.544642502
[Report]
 
>>544642276
i'll take your concession
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:40:47 PM
No.544642609
[Report]
 
>>544642137
>T. cord user 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:40:59 PM
No.544642630
[Report]
 
>>544641215
All of the twitch drops have been them experimenting with what does and doesn't work.
>Administrator and Skulldroid were shit skins but their items were given out for free and led to a huge discount and a lot of purchases.
>Siera Nyte and Spice were good skins and items given out for free with no bundle but people still bought them.
Assuming they continue twitch drops they know now they can make a couple extra bucks through discounting shit skins with twitch drop bundles using that new vbucks top-up feature and keep the good skins full price with no bundle
 
 
Did you guys really not get Spice's stuff when they were twitch drops?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:43:00 PM
No.544642757
[Report]
 
>>544642670
Nobody cares about the items
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:43:31 PM
No.544642806
[Report]
 
>>544642670
I got her pickaxe for Punk
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:44:35 PM
No.544642879
[Report]
 
>>544642670
i have them, they look tacky. i didnt get spice because i already have agata, she's thiccer. i mainly use hellsie anyway
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:50:32 PM
No.544643294
[Report]
>>544643484
 
>>544643206
He isn't gay he is a pedo
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:52:51 PM
No.544643457
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:53:22 PM
No.544643484
[Report]
>>544644138
 
>>544643294
So, gay. 
He likes something that doesn't have secondary female features (i.e breasts, butt, feminine body shape, face, behavior, etc).
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:53:37 PM
No.544643507
[Report]
>>544644174
 
>Release Spice
>During National Cat Day
I see your shit epic
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:54:34 PM
No.544643580
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:55:51 PM
No.544643676
[Report]
>>544644079
 
fatniggers still coping?
 
>>544643676
>fatniggers still coping? 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:02:29 PM
No.544644138
[Report]
 
>>544643484
I mean yeah if you put it that way
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:02:45 PM
No.544644157
[Report]
 
>>544644079
not my issue nigger, still gonna use it
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:03:03 PM
No.544644174
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:04:32 PM
No.544644274
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:05:45 PM
No.544644357
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:06:00 PM
No.544644373
[Report]
 
>>544644079
Hopefully troons and furries enter in depression and kills themselves.
Also I use Unbased Jilltard because he likes the worst version of Jill.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:07:15 PM
No.544644452
[Report]
 
>>544644079
I had completely forgotten about anax
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:07:48 PM
No.544644489
[Report]
 
I was definitely not shot in the back afterwards by the guy who was allowed to escape because a chainsawfag tried to pull up on me and made me have to focus them instead
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:08:02 PM
No.544644505
[Report]
 
>and furries
what he say fuck me for?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:08:46 PM
No.544644553
[Report]
 
Does anyone have the party royale groomer guide?
I need some old /fng/ laughs
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:08:48 PM
No.544644557
[Report]
 
>>544644079
>this is who trows a fit over "hagfags" 
lol
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:10:28 PM
No.544644658
[Report]
 
 
Anax22
Lyrebird (wanda)
Gboon
Ghosy24
Pug0tis (wheelchair anon)
OtisThepug (wheelchair anon's boyfriend)
Zombiecamara
Lunalux
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:17:10 PM
No.544645152
[Report]
>>544645217
 
Doxxing is a bannable offense
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:17:12 PM
No.544645157
[Report]
>>544645276
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:18:11 PM
No.544645217
[Report]
>>544645313
 
>>544645152
No one cares tranny-kun
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:19:02 PM
No.544645276
[Report]
 
>>544645157
Ignore the schizo
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:19:37 PM
No.544645313
[Report]
 
>>544645217
Reported for doxxing btw :^)
 
 
banning is a doxxable offense
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:22:03 PM
No.544645495
[Report]
 
Jits having a such a bad melty they're resorting to namecalling posters
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:22:35 PM
No.544645524
[Report]
 
Groomcord is up I see
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:24:11 PM
No.544645642
[Report]
 
Chudnax
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:25:56 PM
No.544645769
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:26:22 PM
No.544645813
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:27:41 PM
No.544645907
[Report]
 
announcing report is against the rules doebeit
 
>>544644965
wheels is not like the others tough he is innocent, also there's a shitton of doxxed troon/pedo/furry names in the archives, hell Bruni's friend list was proof of that, people who still think it's just a boogieman are just Chapterlets
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:32:02 PM
No.544646254
[Report]
>>544651334
 
>>544634184
>>544634591
>battle bus
they never truly advertised that one anywhere. id been playing both for ages and didnt know it was a thing till after it got leaked that it was going to be in fortnite. but by that point they removed it from the epic store to get for free.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:34:14 PM
No.544646415
[Report]
>>544647250
 
Cars are fun
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:39:18 PM
No.544646791
[Report]
 
>>544645423
Cate's doofy face sparks great joy
 
 
>>544644965
>>544646009
Is wheelchair Anon even active anymore? haven't seen his posts in a long time
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:40:03 PM
No.544646859
[Report]
 
>>544623472
>>544623602
My dick won. I bought her skin.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:40:40 PM
No.544646901
[Report]
 
>>544646807
He posts daily wins
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:40:55 PM
No.544646918
[Report]
 
>>544646807
im not always reading every post but i swore i saw him post like a month ago
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:43:37 PM
No.544647107
[Report]
 
>It's a nice sized clit but it's a bad sized cock for a 39 year old man older than my husband Homer.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:45:48 PM
No.544647250
[Report]
 
>>544646415
Bruni the pedo
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:50:41 PM
No.544647595
[Report]
>>544649334
 
>no final reckoning pack
>almost spent 2000 vbucks on ultimate reckoning for nothing
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:55:22 PM
No.544647913
[Report]
>>544648562
 
Companions aren't being revealed today lol
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:55:58 PM
No.544647960
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:56:07 PM
No.544647971
[Report]
 
>>544646807
You can't see wheels posting because the trannies and furfags shitpost so furiously
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:56:53 PM
No.544648019
[Report]
 
>>544646807
Died
>>544644965
Zombiecamera :00
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:02:41 PM
No.544648445
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:02:58 PM
No.544648462
[Report]
 
>>544648368
Oh no, I'm unc, I don't give a fuck about this. Give me head swaps or jackets.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:04:07 PM
No.544648562
[Report]
>>544648961
 
>>544647913
you were so wrong fag
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:05:22 PM
No.544648645
[Report]
 
>>544648368
Can we get Amogus pet companions?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:05:28 PM
No.544648659
[Report]
 
they're dragging kit out of her mech for a companion
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:05:35 PM
No.544648664
[Report]
>>544648881
 
>You can customize the Appearance of most Sidekicks one time in your Locker after obtaining ‘em. Your choices are permanent, so make sure to preview the Appearance before locking it in.
the fuck
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:05:55 PM
No.544648693
[Report]
 
 
>>544648752
to make you double spend so you can run peely with a red hat instead of a blue hat kek
 
 
>>544648664
>>544648752
They want you to buy the same pet more than once. Fucking greedy niggers
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:09:09 PM
No.544648961
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:09:35 PM
No.544649004
[Report]
 
>>544648368
Imagine the dog porn
Helsie wouldn't survive
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:09:48 PM
No.544649021
[Report]
>>544649462
 
no way these greedy fucks just found a new way to sell the same emote animations again
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:10:51 PM
No.544649102
[Report]
 
how many retarded kids are going to not pay attention to the notice when customizing their sidekicks then cry on twitter?
 
>have to buy the same model of companion multiple times to lock in different color schemes
>like buying the same silhouette of shoes for the kicks cosmetics with a different color but 100x worse
this is hands down, with zero doubt, THE most jewish decision epic has ever made
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:12:26 PM
No.544649230
[Report]
 
Cute Peels
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:12:40 PM
No.544649251
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:13:16 PM
No.544649298
[Report]
 
>>544649180
yeah charging for different styles by making it a different skin was jew-ey enough but this is a golden shining middle finger straight up your asshole
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:13:39 PM
No.544649334
[Report]
 
>>544647595
Just buy a key
I got one for like 10 bucks
 
 
>>544649180
Go back >>>/pol/
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:14:41 PM
No.544649426
[Report]
 
>>544648368
>>544648497
I least I won't be able to see them everywhere like the BP shoes
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:15:15 PM
No.544649462
[Report]
>>544649610
 
>>544648752
>>544648831
>>544648881
>>544649021
Fortnite corporate are such dogshit kikes holy fucking shit
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:15:16 PM
No.544649465
[Report]
>>544649681
 
>>544648752
>>544648831
>>544648881
Wtf Lol. Edit styles being locked out after using them once is peak judaism. Imagine they start doing that for shop skins
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:16:08 PM
No.544649547
[Report]
 
>>544649391
>NOOOOOO DON'T POINT OUT HOW EXPONENTIALLY GREEDY EPIC HAS GOTTEN IN THE PAST TWO YEARS OR SO!!!!!!
die troonsie
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:16:20 PM
No.544649564
[Report]
 
Im getting word from my sources that my cock will be bigger in the next update
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:16:44 PM
No.544649610
[Report]
>>544653386
 
>>544649462
keep in mind they also found a way to force player engagement with them too
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:17:09 PM
No.544649639
[Report]
 
needing to buy another one of the companion cause you can only customize it once is the most retarded thing they could've done and yet I'm not even surprised they even did it.
but as long as they release the doggystyle sidekick emote, all is well.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:17:14 PM
No.544649646
[Report]
 
Why does this happen every new cosmetic type launch
Always some kike-y strings attached
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:17:39 PM
No.544649681
[Report]
>>544649803
 
>>544649465
Didn't they do that for the very first customizeable skins?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:18:06 PM
No.544649716
[Report]
 
>>544649391
>rabbi helshit
fuck off rabbi
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:18:14 PM
No.544649731
[Report]
>>544649887
 
Imagine if you need to buy/warn gun wraps for each gun type
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:18:43 PM
No.544649776
[Report]
 
>Maya customization isn't an overlooked feature on accident but now an intentionally money grubbing feature
Holy shit this is way worse than kicks
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:19:00 PM
No.544649803
[Report]
 
>>544649681
Those were bp and the decision to lock you out of options was badly received, every subsequent customizable skin can be freely customized
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:19:52 PM
No.544649887
[Report]
 
>>544649731
Destiny 2 all over again....
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:20:18 PM
No.544649929
[Report]
 
We dont talk enough about hypex zap trapping his bonesy companion
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:21:20 PM
No.544650012
[Report]
>>544650161
 
what are the chances you're going to need to buy a whole new peely dog just to change his ear placement? (which also helps epic goes full jew because they can put him in the bp AND sell him in the shop for small changes like this)
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:21:21 PM
No.544650013
[Report]
 
>Make edit styles complete separate purchases so you have to buy multiple of the same pet
a good way to get me to just buy one pet and never look at that entire shop section ever again
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:21:26 PM
No.544650020
[Report]
 
>>544648831
>you unlock the customizations for a sidekick model by using them in-game and earning points
>in order to actually use these customizations (other than the ones you want to permanently set on the model you're using), you have to purchase the same sidekick again
you "unlock" the customizations but are gated out of using them unless you pay up again, like leveling up a battle pass without purchasing it but even more retarded because you have to make the purchase multiple times
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:21:28 PM
No.544650026
[Report]
 
Complain about sidekicks on reddit or twitter and maybe they'll backtrack.
Doing it here accomplishes nothing.
 
>>544648368
PREDICT THE PRICING
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:22:50 PM
No.544650130
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:22:52 PM
No.544650136
[Report]
 
It's not even edit styles
I'm pretty sure if you buy a second dog with different ears, that one will be locked from using the ears from the previous dog you bought
 
>>544650012
Peely Dog is BP and also probably in the free tier to introduce people to the system and make them want to get other pets. He'll probably be like Maya where you just get one chance to customise him and then it'd set in stone forever.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:23:16 PM
No.544650172
[Report]
 
I will just use Peels with the default skin and that's it.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:23:23 PM
No.544650185
[Report]
 
>>544650043
1,500, take it or leave it
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:23:52 PM
No.544650229
[Report]
>>544651660
 
I HAVEN'T WON A SINGLE MATCH EVEN ON SQUADS
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:23:54 PM
No.544650235
[Report]
 
Just like before, the side point thingy will happen only for the first few skins and never again, like mini passes
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:24:23 PM
No.544650280
[Report]
 
>>544650043
1.2k minimum, each
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:24:36 PM
No.544650301
[Report]
>>544650440
 
but they're not out yet guys
stop being doomers
i don't have a cow or something
KEK
what a shitshow
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:25:02 PM
No.544650347
[Report]
 
>>544650161
Bps aren't even exclusive anymore so you get to wait 18 months to get peely dog (forma de ears down) if you didn't choose it first kek
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:25:53 PM
No.544650417
[Report]
 
>Backbling pets will slowly be added as sidekicks later
oh, I'm safe from this bullshit then
I have woodsy and the lil wolf
 
>>544650301
>thinking it’s ok for the make rebuy the same thing more than once 
Good goy
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:26:08 PM
No.544650447
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:27:21 PM
No.544650550
[Report]
>>544651292
 
>>544650440
just making fun of the simpsons shill dood
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:27:56 PM
No.544650606
[Report]
 
>people expecting sidekicks to be anything less than 1000 vcucks after seeing the price they charge for kicks that cover about 5% of your entire player model
lol
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:28:01 PM
No.544650609
[Report]
 
All they had to do was add the fucking pets
Why do they need to put this levelling system that perma locks edit options?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:29:26 PM
No.544650712
[Report]
 
>>544650440
Just have more money dude, it's easy.
Besides, think of how happy Timmy will be when you give him 500 smackaroos to buy every dog variant, that money will help fun his legal conquests against every other non-Chinese tech company in the world.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:30:58 PM
No.544650827
[Report]
>>544650968
 
>erm you want to take the spots off for a moment to match with other skins? you want to make his ears fully open instead of leaning in? thats going to be 1.2k each vkeks please
 
>more shit I will ignore like backblings and kicks because they are incongruous visual noise
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:32:26 PM
No.544650968
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>>544650827
Like he could've been reactive like peely. Ripening, spots appearing, ears going limp the longer the match goes
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:33:26 PM
No.544651058
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>>544650950
>ignoring backblings
holy souless
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:34:37 PM
No.544651156
[Report]
>>544651286
 
>>544650950
gonna be hard to sell pets to zoomies when zero of their favorite streamers besides the 5 casual ones use them
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:35:48 PM
No.544651285
[Report]
>>544651570
 
>>544650161
>PEELY DOG instead of santas little helper for simpsons season
!?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:35:49 PM
No.544651286
[Report]
 
>>544651156
This, specially when they only serve to give your position away
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:35:53 PM
No.544651292
[Report]
 
>>544650550
dont have a cow man
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:36:21 PM
No.544651334
[Report]
 
>>544646254
the battlebus was free on the EGS for almost a year and they took it off the day before it went up for sale on fornite proper. I donwloaded it bcause I figured they were going to do that. The thread mentioned it a dozen times before then.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:38:19 PM
No.544651504
[Report]
 
>Bart whats your opinion on cucks!
>dont have a bull, man!
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:39:13 PM
No.544651570
[Report]
 
>>544651285
Maybe him and the cat will come bundled with Lisa and Bart
 
 
>>544648752
>>544648831
>>544648881
I swear to fucking God, if content creators don't turn on Epic for this...
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:40:20 PM
No.544651660
[Report]
 
>>544650229
BR? I took the OG pill, wrecker + holo + 80 other items only there so you don't find the wrecker and holo + scooby snacks is just too much cancer
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:40:43 PM
No.544651698
[Report]
 
>>544651625
>turn on them when they're going to get most of them for free
lol
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:40:50 PM
No.544651710
[Report]
 
>>544648752
literal dog shit
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:42:00 PM
No.544651813
[Report]
 
>>544651625
>nickeh30 just got back from epic hq and said fortnite's future is in good hands
good luck with that.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:42:15 PM
No.544651835
[Report]
>>544651960
 
>>544648752
>>544648831
>>544648881
lmao they went to the Valve school of jewing.
 
 
>in the final 2 with my sidekick peely dog
>other guy sweating his ass off trying to box me
>gets me once, almost dead
>peely dog runs up the build
>begins fucking the other guy's skin (it's a skinny white woman)
>VICTORY ROYAL
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:43:31 PM
No.544651960
[Report]
>>544652363
 
>>544651835
>WN (womb new) bluegem Bonesy
LETS GOOOOO
 
 
I don't get why you fucks are complaining about the edit options for pets. They want you to have a unique pet, how the fuck are you going to explain a dog fur changing color per match?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:44:39 PM
No.544652074
[Report]
 
>>544652000
Fortnite, a bastion of realism
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:45:44 PM
No.544652183
[Report]
 
i know that one gay furry fortnite dev came 3 times over from this scene alone
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:46:08 PM
No.544652225
[Report]
 
fox hunt just released on MGS delta WHERE is my naked snake skin tim.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:46:33 PM
No.544652267
[Report]
 
Fortnite's future is in goods hands they said
less than 24 hours ago
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:46:41 PM
No.544652282
[Report]
 
>>544652000
holy bootlicking shill faggot
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:47:18 PM
No.544652339
[Report]
 
>>544651625
You're going to have to wait for the xitter people and redditors to make tons of threads shitting on epic to mkae them walk it back. Like how they tried to sell cars for 6000 VBUCKS A POP. 
>>544652000
>epic shill is back
fuck up epicstein shillberg I'm not buying your pets.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:47:32 PM
No.544652363
[Report]
 
>>544651960
PUREBRED PRISMATIC KIT WITH A STAT-TRAK COLLAR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:47:39 PM
No.544652373
[Report]
 
>>544621158
CUUUTE!!! I want to buy her ice cream.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:48:52 PM
No.544652479
[Report]
 
>>544651858
Helsie is now pay2lose
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:48:55 PM
No.544652485
[Report]
>>544653180
 
>>544652000
NICKEH30? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE INTERNET, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN OUR THREAD?
 
 
guys you have to learn to read sarcastic jokes instead of thinking everything is a shill post
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:50:05 PM
No.544652587
[Report]
 
I don't like the Sidekick feature
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:50:20 PM
No.544652620
[Report]
 
considering how unbelievably jewish this system is i'm surprised bonesy is a freebie for season 6 ogs
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:50:36 PM
No.544652649
[Report]
 
>544652549
you have to learn how to suck my cock and rim my ass and getting it really sloppy oh yeah
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:51:00 PM
No.544652685
[Report]
 
I want to see how the whole Sidekick Points works first
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:51:04 PM
No.544652691
[Report]
 
so like... they couldn't even show a hint of the new island with the sidekicks video?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:51:42 PM
No.544652746
[Report]
 
>>544648752
>>544648831
>>544648881
If enough people bitch about this there's a chance they'll go back on it, it's not unprecedented. I feel like even reddit isn't gonna defend it
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:51:46 PM
No.544652753
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:52:11 PM
No.544652792
[Report]
 
>544652649
heh, another person ragebaited ;)
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:52:15 PM
No.544652797
[Report]
 
Xenomorph pet or riot
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:52:58 PM
No.544652863
[Report]
 
>544652792
oh yeah baby keep going we're going to make a beautiful family of 9 oh yeahhh
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:54:06 PM
No.544652962
[Report]
>>544653039
 
so if I own a skin from bp and I did not finish the bp and it comes back to the shop will I get the extra styles somehow?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:54:33 PM
No.544653010
[Report]
 
>544652863
mmmnf fuck ur so big... I told you to be gentle...
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:54:53 PM
No.544653039
[Report]
 
>>544652962
You'll get to buy a new one
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:55:08 PM
No.544653062
[Report]
 
>>544652000
dubs of truth
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:56:32 PM
No.544653180
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:56:58 PM
No.544653213
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:57:11 PM
No.544653237
[Report]
>>544653390
 
>>544652549
We have literal shills here defending The Simpsons℠ and the Fortnite Battle Royale℠ Simpsons℠ season, a subsidiary of Disney℠. Why would we think your poorly presented sarcasm with no tonal intonation was satire and not just another shill from Epic Mega Games limited℠?
 
 
why would anyone use these when more often than not they're gonna give away your position
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:58:42 PM
No.544653369
[Report]
 
>>544653316
That's the best part, only you and your squad can see them, so it's basically a paid local mod lol.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:59:00 PM
No.544653386
[Report]
>>544653527
 
>>544649610
They better be in stw, after they killed TR I haven’t touched br in months other than a few bot lobbies
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:59:01 PM
No.544653390
[Report]
>>544653780
 
>>544653237
it wasn't even my post i just think you guys were being retarded or can't tell what is or isn't rage bait
i don't even know how the fuck my post escalated to people trying to ERP under it
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:00:00 PM
No.544653484
[Report]
 
erm why did no one tell me the legendary Kevin Bacon was in the First Friday the 13th movie??
 
>>544648368
>none of the old pets there
Let guess they "promise" to add them later like they did with all the shoes on preexisting skins(still haven't yet)
 
 
>>544653386
don't worry you could pet the dog while waiting 10 minutes for the shelter to go online
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:00:35 PM
No.544653549
[Report]
 
>>544653316
It's actually opposite. The pets aren't viewable on on other player's screen but the pets react to nearby players as if they are.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:00:53 PM
No.544653571
[Report]
 
>>544653496
Yeah, bonesy will come november 7
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:01:08 PM
No.544653598
[Report]
>>544654005
 
>>544653316
I want a paid dopamine hit with my little shit following me
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:01:11 PM
No.544653605
[Report]
 
>>544653496
Bonesy is going to be released on the 7th, no info on the other ones
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:01:59 PM
No.544653705
[Report]
 
>>544652000
Fuck off firemonkey
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:02:44 PM
No.544653780
[Report]
 
>>544653390
>immediately assuming it's satire and leaping to the defense of an unironic shill
I don't know what causes this mental illness and I don't care. 
>>544653527
>this is fortnite's official compatibility list
>it's not even correct
lol what a company.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:03:42 PM
No.544653882
[Report]
 
>>544648752
>>544648831
>>544648881
And I thought the shoes were rock bottom in terms of jewery
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:03:56 PM
No.544653915
[Report]
 
>>544644965
I think wheels unfriended me because I didn't play with him
>>544646009
Does that Bruni fag still post here?
Last time I was in /fng/ was like the last chapter. QRD? Fennix tranny and LaN pedo still around?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:04:37 PM
No.544653972
[Report]
 
Never brought a pair of kicks and I shant be buying a single pet.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:05:00 PM
No.544654005
[Report]
>>544654367
 
>>544653598
Now if they add cool pets like fucking moogle or something like that I could see myself getting one. Fuck they could add crewmates or isaac as sidekicks would be insta buy for me
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:05:05 PM
No.544654015
[Report]
>>544654196
 
Watch outfis and hats come next
To the point the only thing that matters on a skin is the head model or body type
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:05:10 PM
No.544654031
[Report]
 
>>544648752
you get one free re-customize if you make your dog look like a swastika
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:06:10 PM
No.544654123
[Report]
 
If the south park collab is the boys running around as pets or mr. towelie I WILL be buying it
 
>cell-shaded map that might last a whole year
>collab with the most blown-out past-their-prime industry whore in existence (simpsons)
>every side mode sunsetting
>now a totally underwhelming pet system where your pet (invisible to you) has to be bought numerous times for probably 1600 VBs so it may do... nothing
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:06:54 PM
No.544654196
[Report]
 
>>544654015
>hats
Welcome back, Team Fortress 2.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:08:07 PM
No.544654324
[Report]
>>544654594
 
>>544654153
the cel (not cell) shaded map is just for the mini season you stupid
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:08:08 PM
No.544654327
[Report]
>>544654458
 
Spice is the best skin to ever hit this general
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:08:26 PM
No.544654363
[Report]
>>544654491
 
>>544654153
and during the lowest player count seen since covid lol
 
 
>>544654005
which Isaac would you use doe
 
 
>You can customize the Appearance of your Sidekick one time after obtaining it. You can purchase a Sidekick multiple times and give them different Appearances; however, each Sidekick customization you own in your Locker must be unique. Duplicate Appearances are not allowed.
WHAT???
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:09:12 PM
No.544654427
[Report]
 
>>544654153
>cel-shaded map last the whole year
nigga, battle royale only and for a month, fuck off, this is a reload general
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:09:25 PM
No.544654454
[Report]
 
>>544654307
I'd pay 500 vcucks for a bundle that includes Revy, Balalaika and dunno Rock or Dutch
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:09:29 PM
No.544654458
[Report]
>>544654607
 
>>544654327
Lie of the month
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:09:29 PM
No.544654459
[Report]
 
>>544654307
only if fabiola comes as a pet and shes naked and walks on all fours exclusively
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:09:49 PM
No.544654491
[Report]
>>544657179
 
>>544654153
>cell-shaded map that might last a whole year
Nah, it's only the month, possibly less when it kill playercount. 
>collab with the most blown-out past-their-prime industry whore in existence (simpsons)
Yep, nobody but the shills are excited. 
>every side mode sunsetting
Just rocketleague, but they really should sunset more of these useless sidemodes or roll them into one. Ranked should just be an opt in thing in every mode. 
>now a totally underwhelming pet system where your pet (invisible to you) has to be bought numerous times for probably 1600 VBs so it may do... nothing
Yep, we knew this since shiitna leaked it months ago, but looking at the xitter post everyone is clowning on them for perma locked pets. 
>>544654363
Covid was ch2s2-6 when it hit record highs and people still cared about capeshit.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:10:34 PM
No.544654573
[Report]
>>544655397
 
>>544654367
Hmm....Apollyon. He's a silly lil guy
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:10:52 PM
No.544654594
[Report]
 
>>544654324
CHECK OUT MY MISSPELLED NAME, ITS MISSPELLED
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:11:00 PM
No.544654606
[Report]
 
>>544654369
i don't see a problem?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:11:00 PM
No.544654607
[Report]
 
>>544654458
nice try niglet
 
 
>Whoa! Nice shot! Looks like you've got this Victory Royale in the bag!
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:13:30 PM
No.544654819
[Report]
 
>>544654369
inb4 "AIEEEEEE HES USING EARS DOWN PEELY DOG THAT MEANS THAT USER IS A TRANNY"
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:14:10 PM
No.544654873
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:14:23 PM
No.544654904
[Report]
 
>>544654369
You just know ebin would have locked kicks to the first skin you put them on if they could have gotten away with it.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:14:54 PM
No.544654952
[Report]
 
>>544654367
Probably Azazel
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:15:13 PM
No.544654981
[Report]
>>544670076
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:15:18 PM
No.544654992
[Report]
>>544661104
 
>just saw someone's post in passing about how the permanent one-time-only pet customizations are justified because you can't adjust how your irl pet looks
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:15:20 PM
No.544654994
[Report]
>>544655169
 
>>544654735
>ai sonic voice talking to you while you play
grim
 
 
>Epic introduce customizable skin
>Everyone loves it
>Epic introduce the EXACT same concept for pets
>"Everyone" hates it
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:16:57 PM
No.544655169
[Report]
 
>>544654994
>My friend Shadow says all the BLACK CREATURES should be exterminated! 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:17:00 PM
No.544655176
[Report]
 
I know I'm not a jew because locking styles and making you buy a new item just to customize it again would never have crossed my mind
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:18:28 PM
No.544655318
[Report]
 
>>544655145
They only locked you to your choices once and then the next custom skin, the alien one, allowed you to change it as much as you want. They seemed to realise quickly how dumb it was.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:18:31 PM
No.544655325
[Report]
 
>>544655145
Everyone hated Maya being locked too, revisioner.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:18:51 PM
No.544655354
[Report]
 
>>544655145
Maya wasn't designed as an arbitrary way to force people to rebuy the item multiple times.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:19:09 PM
No.544655378
[Report]
 
>>544655145
>EXACT same concept for pets
idk i didn't have the ability to buy maya multiple fucking times on the same account just to get a different look
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:19:20 PM
No.544655397
[Report]
>>544655440
 
>>544654573
+2.50 range
+0.20 shotspeed
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:19:35 PM
No.544655420
[Report]
 
>>544654735
>add a sonic sidekick that you can have him be werewolf, knight suit, super sonic, or his sega genesis version 
I could see it
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:19:47 PM
No.544655440
[Report]
>>544655461
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:20:07 PM
No.544655461
[Report]
>>544655614
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:21:48 PM
No.544655614
[Report]
>>544655847
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:22:18 PM
No.544655676
[Report]
 
SHE'S IN
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:24:07 PM
No.544655847
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:24:22 PM
No.544655874
[Report]
>>544656006
 
New sidekick announced
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:25:58 PM
No.544656006
[Report]
 
>>544655874
Fortnite is secondary central so this would sell like hotcakes.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:25:58 PM
No.544656008
[Report]
 
 
sidekicks only being visible to you can very easily lead to to the retarded restrictions nintendo wanted tbqhnintendesuwa
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:27:55 PM
No.544656196
[Report]
>>544656274
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:28:39 PM
No.544656265
[Report]
 
>>544656019
kirby side kick soon
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:28:46 PM
No.544656274
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:29:14 PM
No.544656312
[Report]
 
>please spend $20 on a cosmetic item that nobody but you can see
This doesn't even work on a conceptual level.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:29:19 PM
No.544656327
[Report]
 
>>544656019
They're visible to your entire team so it still wouldn't work.
 
 
Of course theres already shilling cock suckers defending this goofy pets dogshit. Fuck this cringe ass game and fanbase.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:30:44 PM
No.544656467
[Report]
 
They honesty should've doubled down and make each pet RNG and locked upon purchase.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:31:46 PM
No.544656561
[Report]
 
>>544656341
I wanna pet Amogus
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:34:37 PM
No.544656835
[Report]
 
what pets you want to see?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:35:36 PM
No.544656921
[Report]
 
Pet lootboxes
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:36:26 PM
No.544657010
[Report]
>>544657159
 
We are in the death throws of the game.
4% of the player base in the span of a year, and they release the single scummiest cosmetic THAT ISNT EVEN VIEWABLE BY OTHERS that you have to keep buying new copies of to customize
Its fucking over
 
I think I speak for all of us when I say that we will be buying the fish
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:37:54 PM
No.544657159
[Report]
 
>>544657010
if u play solos no one sees it. also it would give away ur position if enemies could see it.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:38:06 PM
No.544657179
[Report]
>>544663282
 
I think the pets thing is neat
>>544654491
>>544656341
imagine being this much of a doomer faggot
go demoralize somewhere else
if you hate fortnite, THEN LEAVE
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:38:15 PM
No.544657189
[Report]
>>544662426
 
>get back home from dentists
>refresh thread
>see companions officially revealed
oh that's co-
>you can only customize once and have to buy another if you want to customize it again
Yup fortnite's future is definitely in very good hands
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:38:46 PM
No.544657230
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:39:22 PM
No.544657282
[Report]
>>544657412
 
I'd buy a skeleton dog or something funny or a random collab. But there's no way I'm going to collect these, rebuy entire cosmetics for customization option
This shit is so stupid
 
>>544648368
>bunch of cartoony animals
>real ass rottweiler
can someone tell me which female epic employee pushed this through
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:39:55 PM
No.544657336
[Report]
 
CMLL collab when
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:40:04 PM
No.544657351
[Report]
 
>>544657139
That will be 1200 + tip to permanently remove the hat.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:40:18 PM
No.544657381
[Report]
>>544657892
 
who cares dood
who cares if I take 5 minutes to find a squads match dood 
who cares if you can look at public player counts
the twitter post said the game is doing better than all others!!!!
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:40:43 PM
No.544657412
[Report]
>>544657828
 
>>544657282
They're likely not even going to be more expensive than lunch. It's only poorfags that are upset about this.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:40:55 PM
No.544657429
[Report]
>>544657667
 
Next year, get on it WD
 
1. Have pets actually do something. Equipping something that is just visual noises and yaps at you will get old quick. Allow players to tell their companion to go search for supplies. They can produce the same stuff as hires, such as ammo or med-kits.
2. Give everyone a standard pet when they make an account so it's not "pay2win".
3. Add a toggle that allows people to view other players' pets in-game. Sweats will turn pets off but still use your new feature.
4. Look into a mode that's kind of like Monster Rancher with your pet. If you insist upon baiting people into buying numerous pets, involve them in a unique game mode. I'm not saying turn the game into a Michael Vick simulator, just some activities to do with the thing, like that old Pikachu buddy game.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:42:33 PM
No.544657591
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:42:48 PM
No.544657617
[Report]
 
Breaking news:
Epic will fumble again and somehow not make a Sonic sidekick
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:43:16 PM
No.544657659
[Report]
 
>>544657308
Now I need to buy the rottie
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:43:18 PM
No.544657667
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:43:22 PM
No.544657671
[Report]
>>544657793
 
>>544648368
when I heard "pets" I wanted more reactive backblings with many animations like Empress, and for them to re-release Bonesy. But this looks interesting at least
>>544648752
>>544648831
>>544648881
this doesn't make any sense to me. they can't be that desperate for money
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:43:34 PM
No.544657685
[Report]
 
>>544657525
>2. Give everyone a standard pet when they make an account so it's not "pay2win". 
Then it would be intrusive and sweats will complain
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:43:48 PM
No.544657715
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>>544657774
 
>>544657525
Sorry but after 2 years of developing this mode the best they can do is some animations.
 
 
>Sidekick version of Bonesy coming to the shop
>Players with the battle pass pet backbling Bonesy will just get it for free
Why aren't ohgees having a melty about lategods getting one of their exclusive cosmetics?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:44:35 PM
No.544657774
[Report]
 
>>544657715
That's the funniest part. We will get a glut of companions and then Epic will stop producing them because it's too time and resource intensive. You know, the exact same thing that got them axed as backblings the first time.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:44:48 PM
No.544657793
[Report]
 
>>544657671
>>544648881 #
>this doesn't make any sense to me. they can't be that desperate for money
Did you not see how kicks and cars work
They make you buy an entire new kick if you want the same shoe but with a different colour
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:45:08 PM
No.544657828
[Report]
>>544658004
 
>>544657412
like clockwork
buying 10$ worth of retarded game pixels isn't a fucking flex nigga
I have 12k vucks sitting doing nothing for at least another month because I don't care about shill niggers like you that don't even play the game and sure as hell ain't buying it anyway
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:45:18 PM
No.544657848
[Report]
 
>>544622723
>maybe they'll give a Simpsons car body away in the rocket league quests
You will get an Octane Decal with Homer's face on it and you will LIKE IT
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:45:28 PM
No.544657862
[Report]
 
>>544653527
>rocket racing
>everything except vehicles is wrong unless theyre counting the lobby and the player icons
lol
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:45:52 PM
No.544657892
[Report]
>>544658258
 
>>544657381
Fortnite isn't "dying", even if our playercounts are dropping somewhat due to all the modes we have, we STILL would have more players than every game on Steam, and have enough backing from Disney and all the in game purchases to stay alive forever. Fortnite could have 100 people playing BR and still be able to stay online, playercounts DO NOT MATTER. We aren't investors, the only thing that should matter to us is if the season is fun or not.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:45:56 PM
No.544657902
[Report]
 
>>544657771
because it's not the same cosmetic
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:47:14 PM
No.544658004
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:48:08 PM
No.544658104
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>>544658175
 
Pets? don't care, gooning to Spice
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:48:26 PM
No.544658130
[Report]
 
>>544648368
I need me a cute breedable female cat pet.
 
 
just to be extra sure, i should sub around tomorrow morning right?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:48:58 PM
No.544658175
[Report]
 
>>544658104
Pornfried nigga
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:49:31 PM
No.544658225
[Report]
 
>>544658150
SUB RIGHT NOW
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:49:49 PM
No.544658258
[Report]
>>544660715
 
>>544657892
the game is split between a gazillion modes, squads/solo between those and servers between those, if there were 100 people playing BR I wouldn't be able to play because there would be at most 3 people able to queue with me
how exactly player counts in a multiplayer game don't matter, sometimes I want to play with my friends and we sit there for 10 minutes waiting for a match, how is that healthy looking at even one year ago, I agree the total player count isn't that bad but this isn't like other games where everyone is playing the same mode, fortnite doesn't have 2M players or something, it has 10k if you want to play zb reload, and that's not more than other steam games
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:50:00 PM
No.544658278
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:50:33 PM
No.544658342
[Report]
 
>>544651858
>Tonight, you. 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:50:42 PM
No.544658356
[Report]
 
>>544657771
its not like if you buy the sidekick you get the backbling
maybe theyll also add going prone so that i can stick my fortdick in kyo's usb port
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:51:25 PM
No.544658428
[Report]
 
>>544658259
>"Fortnite's future is going to be eh"
Mood
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:51:26 PM
No.544658431
[Report]
>>544658491
 
the sidekicks are going to grief me and give away my position
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:52:06 PM
No.544658491
[Report]
>>544658629
 
>>544658431
Enemies can’t see them. Only your teammates.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:52:19 PM
No.544658510
[Report]
>>544659046
 
>>544658259
>gets flown to sweeney island
>some turbojew shows them a slideshow presentation of how they plan to make people pay multiple times for a single cosmetic
>woah fortnite's future is so bright!
Why can't shills be honest?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:52:26 PM
No.544658518
[Report]
 
>>544658259
>Fortnite's future is in very good hands!
>Pictured: Nick Eh30, a Funko Pop, and an ad for FNCS
you might have to do a better job convincing me of that
 
 
Alright post companions you'd consider dishing out the veebs for
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:53:34 PM
No.544658627
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:53:35 PM
No.544658629
[Report]
 
>>544658491
>can't have my dog emote on their corpse
damn
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:53:50 PM
No.544658654
[Report]
>>544658791
 
this whole fiasco will blow over once they actually release. this is just a nothingburger to be freaking out on.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:53:59 PM
No.544658674
[Report]
 
>>544658549
A Shoebill or Serval
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:55:16 PM
No.544658781
[Report]
 
>You want Peely Bonesy with a hat? yeah dat'll be another 1000 vbucks hehehe
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:55:21 PM
No.544658791
[Report]
 
>>544658654
>don't read the fine print goy 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:55:35 PM
No.544658816
[Report]
 
>>544658549
if it isnt just animals, a tiny toejam and/or earl
if it is just animals, rule 15
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:56:28 PM
No.544658882
[Report]
 
>>544658725
oh yeah, this is obvious
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:56:51 PM
No.544658921
[Report]
 
>>544658549
A crab. That's it, it just crabs around.
A pumpkin/jack-o-lantern that moves around on vine arms.
A JRPG-looking slurp/slime that bounces after you.
A tiny (thicc) fairy.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:57:04 PM
No.544658937
[Report]
 
>>544658725
It's not Hirono or Molly though so what's the point?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:57:37 PM
No.544658998
[Report]
 
>>544658549
among us would be much better as companions than a backbling
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:57:41 PM
No.544659006
[Report]
 
>>544652000
God tier bait
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:58:06 PM
No.544659042
[Report]
>>544659385
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:58:08 PM
No.544659046
[Report]
 
>>544658510
you really think they told them the shit they didnt need to know
all they were shown was the splash art epic fishstick dog and they immediately moved onto marvel season 3
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:58:50 PM
No.544659126
[Report]
 
>>544658549
Sonic characters
Spyro the Dragon
Garfield
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:59:44 PM
No.544659203
[Report]
 
>>544658549
off the top of the head
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:00:32 PM
No.544659279
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:01:45 PM
No.544659385
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>>544659578
 
>>544659042
>jak finally releases
>pet daxter
>but everyone else just sees jak
if this happens im going to combat race through the front door of epics office and do a dark blast on anyone unfortunate enough to make it
 
 
companions seems like a scam
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:02:32 PM
No.544659467
[Report]
>>544659697
 
Real talk though, how is my brain supposed to reconcile my dog companion not barking at or alerting me to the presence of enemies? That seems really weird, but they couldn't do that or there's an obvious gameplay advantage for having them.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:02:38 PM
No.544659479
[Report]
>>544659825
 
>>544659443
>no one but you can see them
Yeah
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:03:07 PM
No.544659532
[Report]
 
>>544659443
you just know they are gonna be overpriced, not including the fact that they are making us pay for each version
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:03:41 PM
No.544659578
[Report]
>>544659823
 
>>544659385
I'm willing to bet that they become visible to everyone during emotes
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:03:44 PM
No.544659584
[Report]
>>544660310
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:05:01 PM
No.544659697
[Report]
 
>>544659467
I don't know if it really would be that much of an advantage when you can use audio visualizer and see someone a mile away.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:05:05 PM
No.544659707
[Report]
 
 
Pet emotes will 100% be a thing too btw
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:06:22 PM
No.544659823
[Report]
 
>>544659578
thatd take a minor amount of effort, and knowing that there still isnt custom lobby poses or the option to change your player icon based on the style youre using, id be willing to bet that theyll always be invisible
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:06:23 PM
No.544659825
[Report]
 
>>544659479
that isn’t the scam part, imo it should be an option to let others see them. It can be seen as a Pay2Lose feature. 
example of how big of a scam is the peely dog. has 3 different ears style that has to be bought. Oh u realized that u don’t like that style? lol buy another style
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:06:43 PM
No.544659852
[Report]
 
>>544659765
I mean you can see them during that dinosaur video and the post mentions them so yeah no shit
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:07:02 PM
No.544659882
[Report]
 
 
>>544657771
I wish they would release the cope. I want a cool reactive dog backbling
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:08:03 PM
No.544659974
[Report]
 
>>544659765
maybe theyll make one or two animations that play randomly when you emote, but no fucking chance they go and remake all ten thousand icon emotes for each companion type
you might also mean individual emotes for your pet, but i could see a similar pitfall where they have to make one emote work for both a dog and a fish.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:11:34 PM
No.544660296
[Report]
 
I just want my Amongus to walk with me. I ain't paying for 10+ colours for the fucker to do so
 
>Checking tweets about the pet customization
>Everyone is okay with it and even hyped about it
So it's just /fng/ being bitchasses again. Got it.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:11:42 PM
No.544660310
[Report]
 
>>544659584
At the very least other people see kicks
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:12:24 PM
No.544660369
[Report]
 
>>544660297
Me when (you) blatantly fucking lie
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:12:33 PM
No.544660389
[Report]
>>544661326
 
>>544659936
it literally doesnt exist anymore theres nothing to release
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:12:52 PM
No.544660414
[Report]
 
>>544658549
Digimon collab. Agumon, Guilmon....
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:15:15 PM
No.544660615
[Report]
>>544660796
 
but does this mean I get default bonesy or do I get to pick from one of his styles to get as a pet for FUH REE
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:15:44 PM
No.544660659
[Report]
 
>>544659936
>Gunner was removed because epic got too much shit for trying to sell a slightly recoloured bonesy in the shop
>7 years later they're now going to sell the exact same Bonesy in the shop but as a companion
>Will absolutely be more expensive this time around too
zozzle
 
 
>>544658258
dude I get depressed when actual gamemodes or festival has less players than steal the brainrot maps, but whatchu gonna do man. 
it's also the end of the season so a bit of a stupid time to be checking those numbers. a lot of people get to 200 and clock out until next season starts. if they are concerned with player drop off there are plenty of ways to incentivize playtime or make the modes more rewarding. you saw the rise of ranked reload players for that emote, as an example.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:16:51 PM
No.544660754
[Report]
>>544686651
 
>>544658549
Not Toedscool specifically but the concept of a squid/octopus/jellyfish running around on its tentacles like legs is very funny to me, and it'd be a decent aquatic one that isn't just a Flopper.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:17:17 PM
No.544660796
[Report]
>>544660914
 
>>544660615
They're probably releasing him in the shop. I think it's more likely you'll only get to pick one
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:18:30 PM
No.544660914
[Report]
 
>>544660796
shop release is already confirmed is it not?
>More Sidekicks come to the Shop on November 7 including Bonesy 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:19:00 PM
No.544660963
[Report]
>>544661137
 
I heard a rumor from ""leakers"" about possible PRIVATE DELULU LOBBIES - I think that'd be pretty kino to play with friends (if i had any).
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:20:29 PM
No.544661104
[Report]
>>544661580
 
>>544654992
shills have been working their fucking asses off this entire chapter but I think the companion shit might actually get them to kill themselves, this shit is genuinely indefensible. nobody else can see them, looks get locked in, you have to buy an entire fucking new one to change the look which then enables its own retarded layer of extra FOMO in that it expects you to buy several extras at once if you intend to use the different styles because who the fuck knows when the retarded fish in a ball is ever coming back, 200+ days just so you can pay an extra 1k to take his stupid hat off?
this is the highest level of kikery they've ever done, I fully expect a fortnite 2 within the next 2-3 years that just fully resets your cosmetics like cod
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:20:31 PM
No.544661107
[Report]
 
>>544660880
>giving away two twenty dollar games for free
thanks tim I forgive you I will buy all the pets and their non-included edit styles
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:20:46 PM
No.544661137
[Report]
 
>>544660963
they added that a few weeks ago
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:22:40 PM
No.544661326
[Report]
>>544661523
 
>>544660389
put that shit in the item shop, they already sold renegade raider the OG cat is out of the bag
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:23:16 PM
No.544661385
[Report]
>>544661518
 
So wait, will you just be stuck with the one banana dog or will they make him available for repeat purchase after you earn it in the BP
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:24:43 PM
No.544661518
[Report]
 
>>544661385
theyve already said that all bp cosmetics can come back after a year and a half so itll take at least that long
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:24:47 PM
No.544661523
[Report]
>>544662881
 
>>544661326
No anon, they wiped Gunner from the game completely, its assets are totally gone, anyone that bought it was forcibly refunded
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:25:20 PM
No.544661580
[Report]
>>544664031
 
>>544661104
They're trying so hard to make it sound like a good thing
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:25:23 PM
No.544661587
[Report]
>>544664380
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:25:38 PM
No.544661616
[Report]
>>544662134
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:27:05 PM
No.544661747
[Report]
 
>>544660715
Do you not understand that prior to starwars season every br mode had at least a hundred thousand or more. This is not normal, the player count has been in free fall since that mini season and has not stabilized.
 
 
seems like epic's new MO is to double charge retards and let anyone with a brain enjoy the systems that benefit people with basic reading skills
>FUCK I WANTED MY DOG WITH DROOPY EARS INSTEAD OF STANDING ONES TIME TO BUY IT AGAIN
>FUCK I BOUGHT CREW AND DIDNT PLAY A SINGLE MATCH ALL MONTH TIME TO BUY IT AGAIN FOR THE BATTLE PASS THAT I WONT FINISH
wonder what the next one will be
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:28:42 PM
No.544661909
[Report]
 
>>544660715
Brainrot numbers are 100% botted
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:28:54 PM
No.544661925
[Report]
>>544662104
 
>>544660297
>blatantly lying like a woman to stir shit when everyone is shitting on it minus shills
I guess this is what "ragebaiting" is, can't wait till you try it irl kiddo lmao
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:29:42 PM
No.544661991
[Report]
>>544662336
 
>>544661875
>you're retarded for wanting to use all the styles for a cosmetic you bought
get the fuck out of here
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:30:25 PM
No.544662047
[Report]
>>544662336
 
>>544661875
Lol
It's adorable when you pretend you have a brain or money
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:31:05 PM
No.544662104
[Report]
 
>>544661925
Holy Reddit balls Batman! You sure showed him! Take my upvote kind sir!
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:31:24 PM
No.544662134
[Report]
>>544662423
 
>>544661616
>some furfag with numbers in his name is upset because he cant understand basic english
appearances are locked, no such statement was made about sidekick cosmetics earned with SP
if they want to charge people like italk five times to have all 3 styles of ears then be my fucking guest, ill pick the one i actually want.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:32:25 PM
No.544662221
[Report]
 
>have to purchase the same cosmetic
>they didn't even bother making the recolor a separate cosmetic
>straight up the same cosmetic, just locks you out on other colours on purchase
They're completely shameless at this point
 
>>544661991
>>544662047
im not some fly by night faggot who needs to change my shit daily, im just gonna pick whatever version looks the best to me and keep it like that. if the retarded masses make an uproar and either reduce the overall price of sidekicks or make all appearances accessible, then great, but the current system doesnt affect me at all.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:34:02 PM
No.544662365
[Report]
 
>company wants money
No shit? It's their game
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:34:44 PM
No.544662423
[Report]
>>544662632
 
>>544662134
>>544662336
is this what they decided on for as a defense? "hurp durp just pick the good style the first time!!!" as if the notion people want a cosmetic to be adjustable to fit the dozens of skins they have is some absurd situation? whoops I picked the fucking ice banana dog but now I want to make him green to fit the other like 6 peelies I have better buy a fucking extra one. get fucking real.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:34:46 PM
No.544662426
[Report]
 
>>544657189
When are they adding your pic related to Fortnite? I wanna buzz all over the competition.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:35:25 PM
No.544662489
[Report]
 
>>544662336
the pot is boiling btw
 
 
>Most Sidekicks can earn Sidekick Points (SP) to unlock cosmetics for themselves, just by tagging along with you when equipped.
So you actually can customize them or how this will work?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:35:58 PM
No.544662551
[Report]
>>544662890
 
>>544662336
now imagine this same system for your favorite bp skin
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:36:44 PM
No.544662632
[Report]
>>544662871
 
>>544662423
>whoops I picked the fucking ice banana dog but now I want to make him green to fit the other like 6 peelies
imagine being this autistic
nobody is making you buy it again, just be happy with the shit you fucking picked
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:36:46 PM
No.544662638
[Report]
 
>>544662549
You have to get points to customize them but only once
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:37:16 PM
No.544662678
[Report]
>>544662920
 
>>544662549
There'll probably be like, the default naked appearance that is locked in after changing once, and then there's shirts and stuff you can earn and change freely
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:37:25 PM
No.544662694
[Report]
 
you just know it’s coming soon.
 
>>544660880
Why won't Scott just fucking add the animatronics to this stupid shooter game like god damn I wanna dab as Roxy so bad my niggas.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:37:44 PM
No.544662725
[Report]
 
>>544662549
You slowly unlock their customization stages where you have to lock in a choice every level or so
Like
>Level 1: ears
>Level 2: colour
>Level 3: hat 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:38:22 PM
No.544662778
[Report]
 
>>544662712
Wolf wife....need....
 
 
>>544662632
why the fuck do you think backblings and shit are universal to begin with? why do you think they even give you locker presets and skins just aren't a sole skin? what cumslurpery is this? the game has always allowed for customization just because the epic kikes gave you your marching orders on how to defend this shit doesn't make it any less retarded. theres a reason the customizable BP shit died after maya and the umbrella, it was always a stupid fucking idea
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:39:34 PM
No.544662881
[Report]
 
>>544661523
thats actually really depressing
it's like the only people epic listens to are the loudest retards 
can't have the dog pet cuz i didn't play fortnite in 2017 or whatever, fuck me i guess.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:39:37 PM
No.544662885
[Report]
 
>>544662549
it's probably just like maya but not tied to challenges this time and instead just based on playtime or interactions
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:39:42 PM
No.544662890
[Report]
 
>>544662551
>superstyles suck ass
>almost every skin has one definitive best style
>havent changed my favorite bp skins style once because its that much better than all the others
again, doesnt affect me
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:39:59 PM
No.544662920
[Report]
 
>>544662678
this would make sense, the alternative looks insane and something they will have to back pedal immediately
 
 
keep falling for low effort bait, guys
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:42:20 PM
No.544663142
[Report]
 
I love spending money for the privilege to edit my Sidekick. I love Fortnite.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:42:20 PM
No.544663147
[Report]
 
>you buy the sidekick pet
>you have to buy the edit styles
>you have to LOCK IN the styles and can't change them
what the fuck were they thinking with this shit
great more overpriced slop to clog up the few item shop spots
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:42:46 PM
No.544663184
[Report]
 
>>544662990
keep tolerating dogshit opinions because you'd rather let the vocal majority be ironic support
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:42:48 PM
No.544663190
[Report]
 
>>544662990
its all bleak either way
at least i can give the faggots (You)s so someone wins in the days to come
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:43:50 PM
No.544663282
[Report]
 
>>544657179
Imagine being this much of a corporate cockslobberer lmao
You're embarrassing even if this is for a bit lol.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:45:22 PM
No.544663415
[Report]
 
Why are they bloating the shop this much anyway? 
I don't even bother checking the shop anymore
Let me atleast filter all the lego and music bullshit
 
Remember when thy tried to sell cars for 50 dollars xD
 
>Nickeh30 is live saying he's back from epic hq
>Entire stream is just blatant shilling trying to sound authentic
>"Let's check out the treehouse for no reason at all"
>"Oh my god guys 24 hours left there's ONE DAY left before the SIMPSONS season starts guys"
>"Yeah guys lets check out the PRISON from THE WALKING DEAD in Blitz I guess we're checking out Blitz I can't believe they added the PRISON from THE WALKING DEAD I JUST finished watching the series guys"
I would genuinely off myself if I was like this
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:45:53 PM
No.544663465
[Report]
 
>>544662990
you say this, but there are people who's brains are so rotten that they actually believe the shit they type
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:46:14 PM
No.544663498
[Report]
>>544663956
 
>>544662336
>im not some fly by night faggot
Nah you are, didn't read the rest of your crying btw.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:46:35 PM
No.544663528
[Report]
 
Good Boy Indy collab when
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:46:38 PM
No.544663534
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>>544663639
 
they should release more reactive backbling pets like Empress in shop.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:46:39 PM
No.544663536
[Report]
 
Calling it right now: They're going to remove the option to buy another version of the pet but still lock you into your choice.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:47:03 PM
No.544663568
[Report]
>>544664101
 
the pets have to be really in depth and interactive to justify their existence. if they are, its gonna be a one or two time thing where they stop doing just like ch1 pets. if theyre not, its just filler for more collab opportunities
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:47:33 PM
No.544663619
[Report]
 
>>544663430
i can't believe epic thought they would get away with that shit and they're STILL overpriced
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:47:44 PM
No.544663635
[Report]
 
>>544663430
>Remember when thy tried to sell cars for 50 dollars xD
Yeah lol
Remember when Maya the skin they're trying to bill as cool, still doesn't work and resets it's own cosmetics randomly every month?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:47:50 PM
No.544663639
[Report]
 
>>544663534
Yeah, Isaac was based, Yoda's goofy and it'd be nice to have some non-collab ones in the shop for once
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:48:08 PM
No.544663668
[Report]
 
>>544663448
theres definitely something particularly vile that nick himself doesn't seem to mention at all how disgusting and predatory this shit is when he knows he's specifically catered an audience of children. like I'm not expecting him to actually give a rats ass since I assume he's more of a golem than a person but not even having any real thoughts on a cosmetic type thats gonna pressure dumb kids to buy like 5 extra copies out of fear they'll never get to use the extra styles is some insidious shit.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:48:10 PM
No.544663675
[Report]
>>544663994
 
So enemies can't see your companion?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:48:16 PM
No.544663684
[Report]
 
>>544663430
And they still cost 20-30
How are people surprised by this?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:49:05 PM
No.544663760
[Report]
 
>>544662549
>Fur, ears and other physical stuff are a one time thing only
>Hats (?) and jackets: can be changed anytime
>Name: changed anytime as well. 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:49:27 PM
No.544663805
[Report]
 
You guys got that spice comic where phantom mewoscles slaps her ass?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:49:29 PM
No.544663807
[Report]
>>544663950
 
>>544662871
>the game has always allowed for customization
were at the point where locker bloat is to the point where it takes hours to make even a few presets. its not like theres only one sidekick, its a whole new cosmetic type, so why should i be concerned about whether the ears are droopy or not when i fucking picked the version i wanted when i bought it, AND i get to customize all of the SP cosmetics? again, if that shit REALLY fucking matters to you, its not like maya where you CANT change your choices ever again. if you REALLY regret the shit YOU CHOSE then looks like youre paying the tardie tax, sorry.
>theres a reason the customizable BP shit died after maya and the umbrella, it was always a stupid fucking idea
is the reason because you couldnt change them, or because they were bloated and complex systems that wouldve existed for one or two skins and thats it?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:49:50 PM
No.544663839
[Report]
>>544664243
 
It's worth remembering that corpos will always do the most retarded greedy thing imaginable so they can pretend to "listen" and adjust what they're selling to what they intended it to be in the first place. Like when they tried to charge 4k vbucks for cars but lowered them to just 2k. They're going to do the same shit with pets with making their customization once a week or some shit and lower the price by like 500
 
>>544663430
>when thy tried to sell cars for 50 dollars
Cars used to be even more expensive than this?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:50:56 PM
No.544663950
[Report]
>>544664235
 
>>544663807
>or because they were bloated and complex systems that wouldve existed for one or two skins and thats it?
holy fucking newfag, we got tons of fucking customizable BP skins after maya you stupid nigger. the toon fish, the mask bitch, the alien. you're fighting in the trenches for a game you've never even played, leave this fucking general at once
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:51:00 PM
No.544663956
[Report]
 
>>544663498
>if youre fine with this YOURE the one whos upset
lol
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:51:24 PM
No.544663994
[Report]
 
>>544663675
no, i assume they can see it in spectator mode when you kill them
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:51:35 PM
No.544664007
[Report]
 
>pet sidekicks
>have to buy the edit styles
>have to lock in to the edit styles
>nobody else can see the pets in game
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:51:50 PM
No.544664031
[Report]
 
>>544661580
Where's the crying msgk cunny emoji
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:52:30 PM
No.544664101
[Report]
 
>>544663568
Sex with Lois while Peter watches
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:52:38 PM
No.544664110
[Report]
>>544664732
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:52:47 PM
No.544664126
[Report]
 
>>544663887
In Rocket League, yes. You could also buy lootboxes and maybe get lucky until Epic removed them.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:53:11 PM
No.544664163
[Report]
 
>>544663448
nick's entire being is purely inauthentic, like i can't help but feel bad
i don't even watch the guy but everytime i stumble across one of his posts it's just "WOAH GUYS!!! oh man.... can you BELIEVE IT!!! guys...." 
i get he's a "content" creator for children and he must be getting hefty fucking lump sums from timmy himself so i'm sure he can swallow whatever he's doing but man
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:53:58 PM
No.544664235
[Report]
>>544664374
 
>>544663950
i didnt make the claim
from 
>>544662871
>theres a reason the customizable BP shit died after maya and the umbrella
im assuming that he meant the specific system they used for maya because the next nearest would be something like the toothbrush or spectra knight, which uses a more generic style of customization.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:54:04 PM
No.544664243
[Report]
 
>>544663839
Yeah they call it "anchor pricing" or something in the case of cars. They did this with rumbleverse's overpriced ugly cosmetics too. Basically you loss lead with a stupid retard bone head decision and the hope the consumer eats it, like GM tried to do with selling you IRL car DLC for features you already have. Then if you don't accept it, or they get sued by the FTC for being faggots, they walk it back to a still ridiculous price. Or they could you know, be fair like they were initally and still make money but lolno.
>>544663887
Yes, the dominus, and all early cars in the shop before the Behemoth released were double the price in some cases. There's still a car worth 35 dollars but it's the most expensive one. Nobody was buying cars at 5.5k vbs.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:54:13 PM
No.544664250
[Report]
 
>Its da jooz
kys
 
>>544648368
Will this flop as hard as kicks, cars and instruments?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:55:25 PM
No.544664362
[Report]
 
>>544664253
cars are the best out of those despite being way overpriced
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:55:27 PM
No.544664367
[Report]
 
>>544664253
none of those flopped if we are still getting them and people are using them
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:55:31 PM
No.544664374
[Report]
>>544664653
 
>>544664235
so again you're going the fuck off another post without having the tiniest fucking idea of any of the game up to this point? one idiot slips up and writes customizable instead of locked customizable and like some AI chat program you run with it because you're too stupid to know better? get the fuck outta here
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:55:35 PM
No.544664380
[Report]
 
>>544661587
>Haro
>Machu's Haro
>Lacus' Haro
>Lockon Stratos Haro
>Misc. Haro colors
1500 each for a ball robot is fucking wild, as much as I love the Haro
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:55:50 PM
No.544664412
[Report]
 
>>544664253
Those all sell pretty well now that they're relatively fairly priced, cars and kicks especially.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:56:00 PM
No.544664432
[Report]
>>544664647
 
>>544664253
kicks goes into best sellers pretty often
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:56:34 PM
No.544664495
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:57:03 PM
No.544664546
[Report]
 
>>544664253
Kicks were a massive success with normies. Particularly those that are more... "urban".
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:57:35 PM
No.544664603
[Report]
>>544664958
 
How often do the cyberpunk cosmetics return? I missed out on Johnny and the car
 
Brainrotgods can't stop winning
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:58:01 PM
No.544664645
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:58:06 PM
No.544664647
[Report]
>>544664998
 
>>544664432
the best sellers where two items they gave out for free are currently in? the two items nearly everyone got because they thought it would discount one of the most anticipated skins this entire chapter? that best sellers tab?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:58:10 PM
No.544664653
[Report]
>>544664893
 
>>544664374
if you need me to explain the difference between mayas customization system and the ones they used for other skins of a similar type then why did you worm your way in here
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:58:58 PM
No.544664732
[Report]
>>544672056
 
>>544664110
Go back >>>/pol/
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:00:00 PM
No.544664841
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:00:29 PM
No.544664893
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>>544667790
 
>>544664653
the sole difference is maya was locked
thats it. thats all there fucking was. that was so poorly received they have not done it again in like 5 years. we've gotten multiple other customizable things that weren't locked that you had to grind challenges for, like the omni blade or snap, all functioned the same except you could still freely mix and match parts, unlike maya.
what are you even trying to argue anymore?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:00:52 PM
No.544664942
[Report]
 
>>544664617
BRRRUUUUUUUHHH
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:01:03 PM
No.544664958
[Report]
 
>>544664603
They were returning a lot but haven't been back for some time. I imagine soon if they do a wave 2 since they sold pretty well.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:01:27 PM
No.544664998
[Report]
 
>>544664647
you know you can't buy items you got from drops, right? people BOUGHT those items. if it was only because of twitch drops then the backbling would've been the second top seller instead of the pickaxe because the backbling was the first 30 minute reward.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:03:45 PM
No.544665236
[Report]
>>544665804
 
LEGO is cheating on us with Nintendo...
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:05:47 PM
No.544665396
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:09:44 PM
No.544665804
[Report]
 
>>544665236
They could've made an animal crossing clone instead of nonsense survival bs
 
 
>"the future of the game is in good hands"
>already shit the bed with companions
>compfaggots have had their clique meeting with epic and will have some negative impact on the game if ranked 2.0 isn't kept in it's own bubble and seperate from everything else
>more mini-seasons that alienate players for an entire month
If this game survives into chapter 8 I'll be shocked
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:13:15 PM
No.544666183
[Report]
 
>>544665874
Ranked was always the best back when it had a normal player count. If you got filtered it was a skill issue on your end. I got to elite on ranked 0 build BR 2 seasons including this one. I get tired of pubstomping console kids and bots. T. M+KB PC master race.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:13:51 PM
No.544666258
[Report]
 
>>544665874
don't forget more wacky metaverse modes that suck resources away from the main game and continue to bloat the files with more worthless cosmetics nobody fucking uses, get excited for DIDNEY WORL
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:14:55 PM
No.544666378
[Report]
>>544668521
 
Instead of this companion bullshit Epic should instead invest in more furry girls that aren't just regular women in cosplay, Spice went down well enough...
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:15:16 PM
No.544666425
[Report]
 
>>544665874
>this will surely kill the game
if Fortnite survived Chapter 5 and the projectile bullets and the modding benches that were available only after the 4th storm we will be fine. U guys are just dooming to Doom
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:15:30 PM
No.544666450
[Report]
>>544667116
 
Fortnite Chapter 1 vs Fortnite Chapter 6
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:18:33 PM
No.544666762
[Report]
 
you can't say that
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:18:40 PM
No.544666772
[Report]
>>544666939
 
>>544665874
Like it or not Fortnite is still the most played game on both Xbox and PS. It's really not going anywhere. Fortnite has reached WoW level where it'll be around forever despite only getting worse.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:20:34 PM
No.544666939
[Report]
>>544667594
 
>>544666772
Modern WoW is in a pretty good state nowadays though. TWW has been the most positively received expansion since Legion, especially the addition of Delves.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:22:24 PM
No.544667116
[Report]
 
>>544666450
want to tell the class why you have this saved on your computer?
 
 
>>544663448
>THE WALKING DEAD in Blitz
I'm playing that mode right now and both the walking dead weapons are giga trash btw
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:27:32 PM
No.544667594
[Report]
 
>>544666939
Everything will seem good after WoD. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to release a movie tie-in expansion.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:28:00 PM
No.544667642
[Report]
 
>>544667523
the shotgun is good in nobuilds for forcing people out of cover imo but the bat makes you move so fucking slow and has such a long recovery that its nearly worthless
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:29:26 PM
No.544667775
[Report]
>>544669043
 
>>544667523
>bat is just a pickaxe that deals 70 damage per hit with a worthless right click
yeah they were lazy with this one
 
 
>>544664893
>typed out a long ass response
>captcha fucks up and eats my bost by refreshing the page
thanks gookmoot
mayas customization was tied to the bp itself and locked each style type as you chose it, and even when they let you see the unlocked and locked styles in the normal customization screen years later, it wouldnt let you save your changes, likely because the original system was a custom hack job. thats what i assumed his distinction was, but the alternative makes more sense. i was already having a hard time translating whatever the fuck he was trying to say so ill admit that i misunderstood his point.
either way my point is that, in my opinion, this shit doesnt matter and certainly matters much less before we see exactly what the intended system entails. are appearances just base model changes and colors/clothing tied to SP cosmetics? did they price the sidekicks lower than intended to justify multiple purchases and the fact that they can only be seen by you? i think so, but whats the point in arguing that if all we have is a vague blog post?
imo this tracks with the shop skin/backbling change where people who only want one get the option to buy one, but people who want everything are inclined to buy the bundle. if somebody really wants 3 peely dogs because they want all 3 ear styles then great, and if charging collectorfags multiple times was the way they needed to justify pricing these little fuckers under 1k vbs then thats great too. i get them cheap and the whales pay the rest of the way.
besides all that, redditors are gonna whine if the system doesnt support their habits, so even if its abusive on release, itll get changed ala crew to be even better for people who understand the system.
 
 
requests? just ladies for now
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:31:45 PM
No.544667991
[Report]
 
>>544667958
masked antonia
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:32:14 PM
No.544668038
[Report]
>>544668468
 
>>544667790
captcha should have kept your shit post eaten
>changed ala crew to be even better
crew fucking died when they took away the ability to double dip and keep the passes all season lmfao what the fuck is wrong with you? you keep getting more and more retarded with every post
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:32:28 PM
No.544668058
[Report]
>>544668184
 
>>544667958
a train, the fate all aijeets deserve
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:32:29 PM
No.544668064
[Report]
 
>>544667958
Willow to spite the willowtard
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:32:53 PM
No.544668108
[Report]
 
>>544667958
Spice head being exploded because I like gore.
 
 
I remember one anon saying that leakers would get one thing right and start acting entitled again
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:33:36 PM
No.544668184
[Report]
 
>>544668058
the character from hit tv show "the boys" ?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:33:52 PM
No.544668210
[Report]
 
>>544667958
Helsie kissing Ella Slurp
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:34:17 PM
No.544668246
[Report]
 
>>544667958
spice cattishly laying on her back with whipped cream and sprinkles on her bright orange pumpkin spice flavored pussy
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:34:26 PM
No.544668262
[Report]
 
>>544667958
helsie eating ella slurp
whole
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:34:36 PM
No.544668280
[Report]
 
>>544668163
Leakers are NEVER wrong (eventually) (someday soon for sure)
TRUST THE PLAN
LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:34:58 PM
No.544668326
[Report]
 
>>544620307
I'm neutral on it since I really only play StW and Festival.
The one thing I am curious about is, is the map going to be canon in terms of the city's layout? Are we getting the map as it appears in the show or are we getting POIs spread around with 'iconic' simpsons landmarks.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:35:38 PM
No.544668398
[Report]
 
>>544665874
>tranny catboy skin users are the doom posters
Makes a lot of sense
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:36:06 PM
No.544668443
[Report]
 
>>544668163
i guess when you ignore the several months of wrong release dates and focus on the last one that came true then yeah they're always right.
wheres chucky btw?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:36:21 PM
No.544668468
[Report]
>>544668774
 
>>544668038
>he doesnt finish his passes, then buy crew right as the dates tick over
i had this argument the other day but before you could only get a maximum of 5400 vbs in value from a single crew purchase. time it right and you can now get over 10k pretty reliably.
please dont go for the
>but i dont like X pass or that Y pass
argument because its a bit retarded.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:36:41 PM
No.544668513
[Report]
 
>>544640170
nonono not baby gingy oh god nonononono
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:36:45 PM
No.544668521
[Report]
 
 
It's all about positioning and (excuse my lack of) aim.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:37:05 PM
No.544668562
[Report]
 
member how lobby tracks used to be 200 vbucks i member
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:37:16 PM
No.544668580
[Report]
 
>>544667523
The circle never even closes in on the prison. It always just goes to fuck ass mega city
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:37:20 PM
No.544668586
[Report]
 
if the leaks come from Epic themselves, they are not leaks.
 
Is the new xenomorph the best kept “secret”
i’ve never heard of a skin being encrypted all the way until it just releases in the shop.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:38:32 PM
No.544668714
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:38:51 PM
No.544668738
[Report]
 
>>544668548
>build reload 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:39:07 PM
No.544668774
[Report]
>>544669224
 
>>544668468
I find it baffling how you can swap between "the percieved value of several skins you likely won't use justifies killing the actual pass retention and make it harder to get the actual direct vbucks from both real BP's" and "who cares if you can't access all the pet styles u won't even use them LMAOOO" 
like you've responded long enough to imply you aren't just hitting random keys to shitpost so how the fuck do you mentally justify this?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:39:12 PM
No.544668782
[Report]
 
>>544665874
mini seasons are a good thing thoughever. who cares if twitterfags seethe
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:39:43 PM
No.544668837
[Report]
 
>>544668548
Meanwhile if I did this the AR would draw a comefic outline of my opponents and they'd fly at me at mach 5 and 1-tap me with a perfect shotgun headshot
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:40:49 PM
No.544668932
[Report]
 
>>544648497
We're going to go from people complaining that companions haven't released to people complaining that companions aren't useful, congrats.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:41:10 PM
No.544668959
[Report]
 
>>544668709
Because it doesn't exist. It's just the old one in a new shop tab (probably without Ripley) I'm almost certain this is the case
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:41:31 PM
No.544668991
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:41:59 PM
No.544669034
[Report]
 
>>544668163
I was watching a clickbait fortnite vid and it called HypeX the "best leaker"
i couldn't help but laugh
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:42:05 PM
No.544669043
[Report]
 
>>544667775
Love whenever Fortnite advertises a new melee weapon it's always beyond useless or just another movement ability
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:42:55 PM
No.544669116
[Report]
>>544669392
 
>>544668163
>march
>FORTNITE IS WORKING ON A PETS FEATURE!!! should be coming soon, a lot of the placeholder code is already in the files!!!
>july
>FORTNITE SHOULD BE RELEASING THE PETS FEATURE THIS SEASON!
>september
>FORTNITE SHOULD BE RELEASING THE PETS FEATURE THIS SEASON!
>october
>FORTNITE SHOULD BE RELEASING THE PETS FEATURE NEXT SEASON!
>it does
>HEH, GOTTEM!
real nice fuckin leak
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:43:55 PM
No.544669209
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:44:02 PM
No.544669224
[Report]
>>544669543
 
>>544668774
>crew
get more shit for the same price by not being retarded enough to misunderstand a very simple system
>sidekicks
get the same shit for a reduced price by not being retarded enough to care about styles i dont like
theres your through line
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:44:58 PM
No.544669335
[Report]
>>544669430
 
Surely Fortnite has attempted to create something more interesting to spice up the next chapter without being retarded, BESIDES sidekicks, right?
>
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:45:33 PM
No.544669392
[Report]
 
>>544669116
I feel like it was obvious they would release it during this season. Same timeframe they released kicks and same timeframe they released car skins the year prior.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:45:58 PM
No.544669430
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:46:03 PM
No.544669441
[Report]
>>544669580
 
I need this in Fortnite
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:47:06 PM
No.544669543
[Report]
>>544669892
 
>>544669224
your entire assumptions lies on the, frankly fucking retarded assumption this shit will be reasonably priced. cars are 2k for a cosmetic usable in two modes, one hits about 1k players on a good day and the other has had spans of time where vehicles are not in the fucking game.
you are outright stupid. not only will the pets be overpriced they're also going to be style locked. I don't understand how much cock you gobble to argue your ass off to defend this when your entire reasoning is entirely thinking epic won't fuck you in the ass TOO hard, as you're already conceding they're fucking you in the ass to begin with by just locking styles right off the bat which you accept like a fucking cuckold
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:47:29 PM
No.544669580
[Report]
 
>>544669441
by next year, be patient
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:48:40 PM
No.544669686
[Report]
 
Well, we'll see Nov 7th how greedy this shit really is gonna be. paying for edit styles is some bullshit
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:50:07 PM
No.544669829
[Report]
 
>>544669223
not him but I think that's moonlit peace, it was a free wrap and has never been in the shop
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:50:45 PM
No.544669892
[Report]
 
>>544669543
i already told you that these were assumptions, just like how your idea of their pricing is just assumptions. nobodys gonna know till theyre out so what are you fucking whining about.
if theyre not good im not gonna buy them, if they are i will. a real individual thought in this board of retards who believe theyre obligated to buy shit that doesnt make sense to them, i know.
why are you getting heated over a fucking cosmetic.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:52:11 PM
No.544670021
[Report]
 
still waiting on teto btw
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:52:23 PM
No.544670052
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>>544670543
 
>permanent edit styles you have to pay to unlock
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:52:31 PM
No.544670070
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>>544670341
 
Bro just leave the billion dollar company alone
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:52:34 PM
No.544670076
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>>544654981
What a funny time to post this image.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:53:39 PM
No.544670164
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>>544670571
 
>spend well over four hours defending this stupid shit
>bro who even cares lol why are u so heated
 
Imagine this is how they bring BP skins back
They make you pay for every style
 
>purchasing the same pet multiple times in order to change its edit style 
cha-ching
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:55:02 PM
No.544670292
[Report]
 
>>544668709
Teen Titans Cyborg was kept secret and decrypted like 5 minutes before shop reset in Super
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:55:31 PM
No.544670341
[Report]
 
>>544670070
This
Greed is GOOD
Imagine being POOR in the year of our lord 2025
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:56:22 PM
No.544670429
[Report]
 
>>544670204
anything for meowskulls' stuff, especially her skin and music theme
 
 
Sent the homero vas a recortarte meme to a Mexican girl I've been talking to for a few weeks now and she got mad at me and said I was making fun of her.
Fuck I do? She asked why I found it funny and I said I didn't know that I didn't understand anything they said and that it just sounded funny and she just said exactly.
She also said she didn't like that I called her cabrita which is some sort of term for a mixed person but she referred to herself like that multiple times and her friends and cousins also call her that and I only found out about that word because she told me about it.
Fuck the Simpsons season, man.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:57:02 PM
No.544670486
[Report]
>>544670634
 
>>544670261
MY RARE BLUE WHISKERS FLYING DOPPLER FISH
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:57:30 PM
No.544670543
[Report]
>>544670640
 
>>544670052
I thought locking edit styles to additional months of crew was bad but jesus 
is this meant to invoke that feeling like when you had to choose between shadow or whatever
why can't we change the damn edit styles on the pets? who thought this would be a good idea
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:57:46 PM
No.544670571
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:58:11 PM
No.544670626
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>>544670204
I mean when they annouced the BP change they did say that when a skin would come back not all styles would be available at once
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:58:15 PM
No.544670634
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>>544670834
 
>>544670261
>>544670486
oh my god I bet this shit was gonna be fucking NFT's before public opinion started shifting against them
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:58:25 PM
No.544670640
[Report]
 
>>544670543
Epic executives
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:58:25 PM
No.544670643
[Report]
>>544670739
 
>>544670540
>buy pet
>you can only customize him once
>epic allows you to buy the same pet again so you can customize him differently 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:58:40 PM
No.544670659
[Report]
 
>>544670443
least common failed normie L
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:58:48 PM
No.544670673
[Report]
 
>>544670443
She sounds miserable to be around with
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:59:18 PM
No.544670712
[Report]
 
>>544648752
>>544648831
>>544648881
MUH FORTNITE NFTS
They better be cheap then
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:59:19 PM
No.544670715
[Report]
 
>the pet included in the Simpsons pass is a random banana dog instead of Santa's Little Helper or Snowball
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:59:22 PM
No.544670724
[Report]
 
You guys don't understand 
They're going to make chibi cutesy version of skins as sidekicks and the waifufags WILL spend millions for multiple cute outfits for their wife. Epic is about to be funded for the next 100 years
 
Looks like you guys looking forward to the pets are going to be grinding for clothes and accessories for them. Have fun, I guess.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:59:29 PM
No.544670739
[Report]
 
>>544670643
cute
any pics?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:59:41 PM
No.544670757
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>>544670903
 
>>544670540
edit styles for the new pets are permanent and you have to purchase them
>>544648752
>>544648831
>>544648881
https://fn.gg/sidekicks 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:00:08 PM
No.544670806
[Report]
 
>>544670443
She might have bpd
Good luck with that
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:00:15 PM
No.544670819
[Report]
 
>>544670443
Should've sent homero saying HOLA
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:00:20 PM
No.544670834
[Report]
 
>>544670634
I I I I
JUST BOUGHT MORE PETS FOR THE METAVERSE
NOW I'M GETTING PAID IN VBUCKS WITH FORTINFINITY
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:00:37 PM
No.544670857
[Report]
 
>>544670684
This guy went to the effort of taking screenshots and then they just show he's totally incorrect.
 
 
>>544670684
>safe horny
>dei
stopped reading
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:01:04 PM
No.544670903
[Report]
 
>>544670757
>farming autistic furries making them buy the skin multiple times
lol based
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:01:23 PM
No.544670940
[Report]
 
>>544670443
Unless you're already fucking her, leave. And if you're fucking her, do it for a couple of times more and then leave.
 
 
>>544670736
The raptor looks even more fuckable than the ones before
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:01:44 PM
No.544670981
[Report]
 
>>544670869
>couldn't handle the truth nvke 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:02:04 PM
No.544671014
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>>544671395
 
>>544670684
man I wish I understood what the fuck is wrong with people like this, I get bitching about ugly fatties but when you have a chick with a slim waist, fat ass and some big tits in a skintight bodysuit and you think it looks 1-1 with some flat wide ugly piece of shit you must have some genuine mental disorder. you can just see opal doesn't have fucking boobs or cheeks in the image
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:02:10 PM
No.544671023
[Report]
 
>the grand finale of fortnitemares leading into halloween is a doodoo colored xenomorph
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:03:13 PM
No.544671125
[Report]
>>544671485
 
>>544670684
that original post is retarded because spice still has 10x more curves and ass than opal. if you compare every skin to lynx then everyone is nerfed. spice is an example of a good one, and if you don't get why spice is better than opal you need to get your eyes checked.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:03:23 PM
No.544671141
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>>544670736
theyre just gonna make it unlock with xp levels because of the insistence on cross progression between all the modes
bit of a nothingburger
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:03:42 PM
No.544671186
[Report]
 
>>544670443
send her homero chino instead to balance out the stereotypes
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:03:54 PM
No.544671207
[Report]
 
>>544670443
Just laugh at her you fucking faggot. Stop being a bitch.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:03:55 PM
No.544671209
[Report]
 
>>544665874
>alienated by mini seasons
sniveling sissy zoomer detected
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:04:17 PM
No.544671242
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>>544670443
Just keep doing your thing. No matter what women say, they do not want to be with a dude that actually respects their tantrums. Just try not to be bothered because caring too much will fuck with your head too when she inevitably leaves
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:04:54 PM
No.544671304
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>>544671613
 
>>544670969
Hate to admit it but you're right
That raptor looks worryingly breedable
Give it eyelashes and there'd be audibly guhing from the thread
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:04:55 PM
No.544671307
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>>544670869
100 vbcucks was deposited to your epic goy account
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:05:31 PM
No.544671380
[Report]
 
>>544670443
Your fault for dating the race most notirous for having BPD woman with the temper of a demonic being lol lmao
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:05:38 PM
No.544671395
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>>544671014
>I wish I understood
You don't unless you want them to pay you good money for one hour of session
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:06:31 PM
No.544671485
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>>544672116
 
>>544671125
that pic is outdated at this point, thankfully we are past those cursed assless days of chapter 3
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:06:36 PM
No.544671495
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:06:38 PM
No.544671496
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>>544670969
>playing a match with my raptor wife
>she starts juggling our unborn child when i griddy
do you think she wants me to stop
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:07:51 PM
No.544671613
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:08:07 PM
No.544671649
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>>544670443
"Don't ignore red flags" is all I can say
 
 
this fanbase has become gacha tier levels of whales, paypigs, and apologists.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:09:59 PM
No.544671853
[Report]
 
>>544670443
Would never have to deal with shit like this if you dated men btw
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:10:12 PM
No.544671881
[Report]
 
>>544670443
If a word or a meme is enough for her entire view on you to change she most likely has BPD
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:10:29 PM
No.544671914
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:10:59 PM
No.544671973
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>>544671735
STW started with gacha pulling so nothing changed
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:11:20 PM
No.544672006
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>>544671735
nice buzzwords
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:11:46 PM
No.544672056
[Report]
 
>>544664732
The rabbis are in tears
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:11:47 PM
No.544672057
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>>544673230
 
Reminder that this is most likely consequence of people buying overpriced Kicks that're just recolors so Epic thinks they can do the same with Sidekicks. Hopefully this is just set up for a stunt before The Game Awards again where they make a terrible decision but then change it to try and bring in good faith to the game
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:12:18 PM
No.544672116
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>>544671485
fair enough. skins like Agata, Rotten Penny and Spice make up for the vast supply of mediocre cookie cutter skinny girls. I just want variety and for my girls to not be nerfed
 
 
Can someone explain to me the doomsayer logic of being talking shit about a game they play actively? I'm autistic a a lil dumb on the side so I really don't understand why they do that. Is it a cope mechanism for something?
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:13:04 PM
No.544672195
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>>544672309
 
>>544670443
dudes be dating deranged women and then shame themselves for making them upset jej
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:13:25 PM
No.544672226
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>>544671735
>cultivate a community that feels like they need hundreds of skins when you can only use 1 (one) at a time
>read the room and make them pay for multiple ears on a banana
>they start screeching because they feel obligated to buy all of them, even then theyd only ever use one or two of the styles
its pretty funny to watch
 
 
>>544672152
most people like it when the game they play doesn't do stupid shit. hope this helps.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:13:40 PM
No.544672263
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>>544672543
 
>>544672152
doomfags dont play the game
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:13:51 PM
No.544672283
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>>544672543
 
>>544672152
i know its a bait post but you can criticize things you like and you should take this message into every aspect of your life
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:14:04 PM
No.544672309
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:14:16 PM
No.544672326
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>>544672501
 
>>544672238
Yes, thank you!
Like codtards when they started adding dumb skins to their "serious" game.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:15:06 PM
No.544672397
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:15:08 PM
No.544672401
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>>544673005
 
>>544672152
Well for social media it makes sense to be negative and cause an outcry over bad decisions since it's the only way for Epic to hear how bad certain aspects of the game are which, hopefully, leads to change. As for people here in /fng/ uhhhh I dunno I guess they just wanna vent their frustrations
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:15:12 PM
No.544672408
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>>544671735
not really people are calling out the greed
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:15:29 PM
No.544672434
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>>544672238
Extremely onions reddit manner of typing
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:15:54 PM
No.544672481
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>>544672152
You can be a fan of something and still be critical of decisions said thing makes
retards on the internet fail to grasp this concept
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:16:01 PM
No.544672501
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>>544672326
or tf2fags when valve fucked matchmaking up
or dbdfags when BHVR does like literally anything ever
its really not a complicated matter, game devs do stupid shit and the community should be obligated to push back on it. if you don't we get shit like destiny 2 where like 90% of the content is fucking vaulted including paid expansions
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:16:21 PM
No.544672543
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>>544672283
I'm not baiting and you're right. I guess my mental image of a doomsayer was someone who is not playing the game and hates to play the game and he's talking shit about it nonetheless, like 
>>544672263 anon is saying. But again you're right, maybe doomsaying is a way to criticize-
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:18:33 PM
No.544672762
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>>544672847
 
put fortnite on linux already
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:19:19 PM
No.544672847
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>>544672927
 
>>544672762
>please allow more cheaters to play the game
no
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:19:26 PM
No.544672859
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>>544672152
pets can be cool but seem weirdly and greedily applied at the same time. 
epic isn't too big to fail, they fuck up and make bad decisions sometimes. 
in general, yeah i try to stay optimistic about the future of the game because i want it to succeed
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:20:11 PM
No.544672927
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>>544672847
that's why it has anticheat
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:20:23 PM
No.544672954
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can't wait for premium crew
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:20:58 PM
No.544673005
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>>544672401
yeah, I accept that and I will never look down on doomsayers anymore even tho I think they are just a bunch of whiny underage faggots
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:21:19 PM
No.544673046
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>>544672963
God, with that small edit I suddenly want to put my dick in it.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:21:28 PM
No.544673062
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>>544667790
You know damn well that they're charging 1.2k vbs a pet and there will be 20 combinations minimum
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:22:55 PM
No.544673221
[Report]
 
>you will buy ze pets
>you will buy ze edit styles
>and you will be happy
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:22:59 PM
No.544673230
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>>544673429
 
>>544672057
I think sidekicks is a really fun idea in theory and a great way for them to include collabs that dont quite work as skins. The possibilities are theoretically endless. Locking the styles is an EPIC greed move though, shame they are so retarded.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:23:51 PM
No.544673325
[Report]
 
This pets shit is fucking retarded, can't wait for them to update the locker so I have giant fucking empty space where those little faggots should be. The fact no one can see them either is hebrew's kiss.
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:25:01 PM
No.544673429
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>>544673230
>way for them to include collabs that dont quite work as skins
I think this is the exact reason I hate companions, because I would rather get them as fucking backblings at the very least. like I would vastly prefer sonic as a skin I would rather he be something other people can at least fucking SEE, or else I might as well just start modding shit into the game
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:25:14 PM
No.544673447
[Report]
 
They still haven't fixed the locker bug where it freezes input after you type in a few letters for a specific set by the way
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:25:48 PM
No.544673509
[Report]
 
>they work like maya
Fucking scam lmao
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:26:02 PM
No.544673529
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>>544673957
 
updated the OP with the sidekicks info
>>544673518
>>544673518
>>544673518 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:26:40 PM
No.544673594
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>you can play as pedophiles and serial killers who cut womens faces off but cleavage and dirty words are off limits or something
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:28:37 PM
No.544673786
[Report]
 
>>544672152
>Playing
When you consider youtube/social media players and how fucked up the attention span a ton of people has, you can easily figure out or at least reason that most doomposters/shitposters don't even play the game
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:30:27 PM
No.544673957
[Report]
>>544674052
 
>>544673529
>spamming the board with another
Just use this one 
>>544619837
>>544619837
>>544619837 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:31:34 PM
No.544674052
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>>544673957
actually fuck off. why is that one even still up
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:37:40 PM
No.544674639
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>>544672963
Cute male raptor
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:50:20 PM
No.544675891
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>>544670684
Can Blenderanon make a comparison between Opal and Spice?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:50:29 PM
No.544675914
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>>544670443
She's taking offense to find a way to break whatever you have off, you should've played it cool but honestly I don't think there's recovery here.
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:52:01 PM
No.544676073
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>>544629310
>the plane that shoots at Marge in the cornfield
Alfred Hitchcock's Fortnite
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:56:17 PM
No.544676515
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>>544658549
This or Clank from Ratchet and Clank
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:47:31 PM
No.544686651
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>>544660754
what if we get pokemon somehow but no skins and only companions...
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:29:58 PM
No.544690885
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>>544668163
Leakers are never wrong baybeeeee. I'm going to be enjoying running around as Dante Devil Might Cry, hitting stuff with my Star Wars Brand Light Saber and doing the Giddy as Tanjiro Kamado from Demon Slayer! Hell yeah!!!
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:38:57 PM
No.544691875
[Report]
 
>>544672152
okay can you understand this?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:53:31 PM
No.544693485
[Report]
 
What's the over–under on them only ever including 1 (one) companion in a battle pass and all the rest being shop items like kicks and cars?