Thread 544969176

>Global Game News
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>JP Game News
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>IP News
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Guest Starring:
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No more club recruiting allowed

How'd I do lads

is she cap (as in peak)?

Clubs should recruit more toreinas now

>>544969602
missing significant speed but should be fine

is Groundwork a shit skill now? or was that gaslighting in the previous thread?

Reminder that tomorrow all the fl*tliners will be asking for club invites

>fail 13% double stam rainbow training
>got hit with Practice Poor on a top option
>immediatly proc'd Slacker with event
>max energy bar
>mood in Normal
>can't even heal Slacker, because Practice Poor takes priority
>had to waste two turns healing both
>...
>immediatly got hit with Migraine after it
Sometimes this game just really wants to fuck you up.

>>544969602
>she's read-
>1199
oh no... she's ready I'm joking

>>544969631
>capped speed medium S
>missing significant speed
uh what, right-handed?

>>544969602
looking triumphant

I found this in the /jp/ thread

do we do our own prediction?

>visiting the infirmary
Weak

>>544969828
>prehensile tails
IT'S 95 PERCENT JUST HAIR

>>544969637
nah it sucks now my smaru that i was able to buy more midrace skills on is winning more than my groundwork focused smaru

>>544969602
>Oguri Cap
>look inside
>not capped

>>544969483
She shot me a really mean look the other day. Everyone has good thing to say about Natie but I find she's not vary nice in nature

>>544969913
But look at DOTO!

Tennosho streams?

>>544969897
do it if you want to, anon

Can I recruit for my club here even though it's not exclusively an /uma/ club?

>>544970019
THEY'RE HORSES, NOT MONKEYS

>>544970054
I do

>>544969637
where was the gaslighting?

>>544970058
are you sure about that?

>>544969637
The latter, people are getting annoyed at the grind for getting the skill in parent / ace runs but it's still a good skill for fronts.

I'm going to beat the shit out of Symboli Rudolph.

DANCHODE WHY DID YOU STOP RECRUITING!?
you can't stop till we're full!

>>544970287
What did she do to you?

>>544970328
because >>544969483

which uma would beat ME

>>544970407
oh forgive me natie my mistake

Hey anon! Yes, (You). Are you clubless or just want a new club?
Do you hate the idea of daily quotas and discord drama?
Join HonseFun now! New Danchou has done a good job and the anons we picked up last month are active and friendly.
Post stickers, share whatever shoes you like, even attempt to evade the chat filter.
Just don't abandon your umas, that is really bad luck for you.

>>544969897
My prediction is already in that image

>>544969602
>missing the +5% racetrack speed bonus by 1 (one) point
Brutal

>>544970460
urara

>>544970572
I turned my losing umas into glue. Can I join?

>>544970617
go to bed horse

>>544970538
what the fuck is this
this isnt real

>>544969176 (OP)
ウマオオオオ is recruiting!
Currently there is one spot open. We might have multiple people dropping out over the course of the day so it'll be first come first served if new spots open.

60m monthly quota, please have 28m already by the 14th. If you will be inactive/flatlining for 3 or more days in a row please let me know in advance otherwise if no notice I'll assume you dropped the game/burnt out and kick.

Drop your ID if interested

>>544970809
>McQueef
Big no thanks

AlmondLove is looking for 1 active player

I'm looking for a currently full club so I can fight someone to the death and take their spot. Not interested in clubs that aren't already full.

>>544971236
this is the run, anon

>>544963829
>>544964119
Hey, sexy casual toreina, we're looking for a member that does exactly what you do
Drop your ID?

>>544971374
>Take it Easy!

I genuinely think if an uma has A+ the game will give them some secret favor to win a race if possible, even if their setup is ass

I've seen MULTIPLE A+ umas missing red/shooting/MediumS who are basically just witgods who suspiciously win CM rooms

Like don't get me wrong, you still need the baseline stamina and capped speed, but I swear if you hit "requirements" the game will just try to hand A+ umas wins over A regardless of setup

Post something boyish.

>>544971374
The trainer being breastfed? Me.

>all these clubs trying to poach trainers
Wtf are you all doing

>>544971192
White midgets can't jump.

>>544971374
you've posted this a few times and I keep replying with a truth: Tamamo is a cunt in her story and is by no means a hero

>>544971434
Agreed
My A+ uokka won cancer plat without proccing a single acceleration

>>544971524
Anyone is welcome to poach me from /uma/club but you need to be able to reach me some other method

>>544971434
medium S is nice but not needed. accel skills are actually needed

>>544969828
Does horse really scent mark you with their tail like a cat did with their face?
Isn't their tail used to swipe their ass after shitting?

why yes, hello
I'm a very casual trainer with 2M average daily fans according to doxxogenesis
I started neeting so I will have more time to play, but I have passive income so whaling isn't an issue either
looking for a B+ club please

chuds shouldn't look this sexy...

>>544971236
Oguri doesnt need 4 speed cards........

>>544971434
It's all random nigga
Watch as one of the tryhards with A+s here get FUCKED in the ass by a B+ Oguri or Goldship because RNG said so

>>544971192
>basketball umas
Be careful letting your trainees play with them.The could fall during the game and get hurt

>>544970036
I think the usual one is working https://kick.com/b01doghos

>>544971192
Michelle My Baby? More like Michelle My Wife

Digitan LOVE

I was thinking about commissioning umamusume art, anyone here did it before? any idea of the prices?

mogged

>>544971236
Bro your power?

>>544971759
new condition... torn ACL

>>544971852
Mcqueen freaking out as Goldship head fall off her dead body as she lays on a slab.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH8VjR6muA

here's the cold hard truth
.
.
.
.
.
umamusume has no heroes

>>544971504
the child being breastfed? me

Rice is a hero

>>544971583
Tbf, Oguri's supposed to be the 'hero' in that situation, Tamamo Cross is just there to be another rival

>>544971896
now she's going to get mogged by ebayan in stats.... it's so over almondsis....

How could you guys post this?

>>544972004
We don't have Secretariat in yet

>>544971635
Assuming 1200 speed, left column + medium S = right column + medium A

I'm too tired to be enjoy buying cheap halloween candy, growing old sucks.

>>544972004
Forever Young is the new hero

>>544972203
i have no idea what I'm looking at here. obviously accel + medium S is preferred but accel with med A beats no accels with med S

>>544972124
Shut the fuck up dirter
This is a TURF GAME

>>544972317
then get the good stuff

>>544971583
>Implying the homunculus has something to offer in Cinderella Gray beyond of being a cunt

dirtggers are getting uppity

Start a family!

>>544971669
>very casual trainer with 2M average
You are not casual. Take that to an A+ club, you will easily meet their quotas just by being you.

>>544972004
Actually smart falcon is a hero for wanting to spread the word of umadol and increasing the reputation of dirt races

>>544972551
Thats necrophilia

Tenno Sho isn't for another 3 hours?

>>544972654
is that spe? tachyon? bijin? who?

>>544972654
is that supposed to be spe

>>544972771
ugly midget

>>544972654
My wife has more than enough stamina!

>>544972771
UWAAAAA TAISHIN IS SOOOOO CUTE

>>544972387
>TURFSISSIES fucking jobbed like hell at the L'Arc despite hyping up that this was their year
>DIRTCHADS get it done and win

>>544972654
why is lebron watching

>>544972795
>>544972831
umamusume A

>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived

bros this shit is so lame

>>544971673
>pic unrelated

>>544972795
>>544972831
>>544972929
>>544973020

Is ~21m fans last month enough to beg for a club spot somewhere? Most of my current clubs members are flatliners. I don't need competitive I just want some effort

turfbros...the dirtCHADS are laughing at us...

>>544972795
>>544972831
>fake fans don't recognise Tazuna's ass

I somehow managed to get 3 good aces for this CM

It feels really really weird to not do it, but should I just not use a debuffer?

>>544973145
oh shit, you are right

>>544972795
>>544972831
Based on the bite marks, it's clearly spe.

>>544973117
im in the same boat as this anon. im perfectly fine with A as well, A+ is where the sweat starts..

>>544973145
Way too small and not sweet enough

>>544972004
Biko...

>>544973147
Debuffers are cope for f2ps or people can't build good aces. If you can build 3 good aces you always should. But the aces do need to be strong enough to win against debuffs. If you can't make aces that strong then you should run debuffers too

>>544973147
Look at those swing maestros.

Fuji post-race paizuris

>>544973117
could try some public A rank ones

>>544972732
yeah, these are today's races https://en.netkeiba.com/race

>>544972004
Biko?

>>544973147
thighboot sex

ToT

>danchode wants us to use the bot for extra fans this month
>I don't know how to install that shit
Who made this shit and why isn't it just 2 clicks and done

>>544972004
Kitasan is the hero of the people

I have three aces...

...but only ONE is a frontrunner, and yes, I know how damning solo front is.

...But like, with how popular maruzen was and how all youtubers shill fronts, I should have a PRETTY DAMN GOOD chance of getting another front i my matches... right?

...right?

>>544971669
A daily average of 2m fans is enough for >>544970809 which is aiming for top 100

>>544973549
autism begets autism

>pedo scum is a slopper turd
adds up. watch him SCREAM in agony and having a melt down lmao

Ayo what's dis? im down bad already

I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET MY TRAINING NUMBERS UP ENOUGH

>>544973645
lucky
I wish I could sex the city too

>>544973565
bro literally looks like the typical middle-aged man AI makes these days since it's permanently infected by ghibli

>>544973501
>Top Gun wants to do adult things

We do taxes
We change the oil on our car
We go do jury duty
We watch our family members die

>>544973565
what the fuck are umas, I don't think even a normal horse could pull a truck

>>544972004
Anyone going against Rice villain is a hero

>>544973568
I've seen fronts in like 60% of the rooms. Oguri pace is by far the most common thing though.

>>544973549
>REEEEEEEEEE WHERE IS MY EXE VIRUS WHY DO I HAVE TO COPY PASTE SIMPLE TO USE COMMANDS
Why are you tech illiterate normalfags even fucking here and why are you fucks such an annoyance?

>>544973645
I cooked the run the first time I got the ticket and quit after failing URA qualifiers once... then got another ticket two runs after

>>544973147
More aces = more chances to win
Never know when one of your horses will get a late start, the other will get rushed, and it'll fall on your last horse to carry

>>544973782
it's a Japanese truck, a young human male could pull that

>>544973817
Anyone against Rice is a villain

>>544973708
This is the one /uma/ gaslight I will always preach:

DOES YOUR UMA HAVE SPEED GROWTHS?
>Yes
Four (4) speed cards

>No
FIVE (5) speed cards

I have had SO MANY MORE consistently good runs doing it
>b-but muh overbudget and muh capping early
That doesn't happen to like 99% of runs and you fucking know it

thoughts on the jap tier list of "umas that are beautiful if they don't talk"?
>5. le lucky horse
>4. chrono
>3. lucky lilac
>2. calstonne
>1. Mcfat

IT WAS HER FUCKING TURN
IT WAS HER MOMENT TO BE RELEASED

FUCK FOREVER YOUNG
FUCK CYGAMES
AND FUCK /UMA/

>>544973782
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kei_truck#Design
>They weigh about 700 kg (1,500 lb)
A horse should be able to pull this EASY FUCKING PEASILY
>HUR DUR ITS SO HEAVY THO
And on fucking WHEELS!

Basashi has 3 spots open after kicking flatliners.

Casual club, just trade shoes and dont flatline the whole fucking month

Send invite with /uma/ or post ID

>>544973735
yo is that a half life reference?

>>544973782
Nippon trucks aren't anything like American "trucks"

>>544973972
McQueen isn't beautiful.
She's a shit horse that goes into mood down easy and otherwise is nothing but dogfood.

>>544973956
What about training literally anything else, I could get a SS+ speed with bakushin but I don't want my umas to have literally one (1) good stat.

Plus I need sparks

>>544973956
Ok now I have 1200 speed and my 18 stam sparks get me to 500 stamina now what my run is already over

>>544973782
those little japanese suzki trucks weigh a little over a thousand pounds.
a healthy teenage boy could even pull it while still on 3 wheels

>>544973956
Sorry, chuddy. It's time for DIRTERS to RISE UP.

>>544973956
wrong
if you have KSB and 2 MLB speed SRs in your deck, you take 3 speed cards with 20% growth umas. 10% you probably take 3 and a pal card. 4 speeds if you have 0%

>>544973972
I'd say Gold Ship is up there. Especially with certain outfits

>>544972169
>the most godly horse in the universe with nothing even remotely coming close
>Said to have a professional classy somewhat friendly temperament
>Very classic/common horse coat, only really noticeable difference was that he was swole

Genuine "Hero of the people" horse

>>544974168
meant for >>544973996
What the fuck

what's up with the falcoposting, FY won't be in global for the next 7 years and is not like dirt is ever relevant

>>544974286
Dirt is required for turf to go
CHECKMATE

I wish you can just unfollow people from the spark selection screen. How the fuck am I supposed to know the trainer names are

>>544974286
Dirt is more relevant than sprint will ever be, especially when you consider the global stage

>>544973972
MANhattan cafe would become womanhattan

>>544974276

Secretariat would NEED to mog every other Uma in stats, it'd be a tier 0 horse, too powerful. Relegated to legend race ultra boss only

>>544973956
I didn't read past the tits but I agree

>>544974276
>>544972169
Uma will never do american horses but I have no idea how they'd even implement secretariat

they'd need to make him like a final boss event race that you can never actually have yourself

>>544974009
I'm not a fan of swearing.

>>544974475
Make him the last boss of the America scenario that is totally coming next year, like Meek in URA Finale.

>>544974410
I feel like having Secretariat exist as a boss is still fundamentally wrong because it implies you could actually win

>>544974396
Turf is more popular globally anon.
Its just that some of the most well known races in the world are dirt.

>>544974452
Oh fuck this helps, thanks

>>544974276
>look up this horse
>won a big-time American G1 by THIRTY ONE (31) LENGTHS
Holy fucking shit

>>544974502
That's reasonable, wish you the best

>>544974623
And how many of those more popular races are sprints again?
eat shit WHOREn chan

>>544973972
what's wrong with Keiba Onna, do they find her voice annoying or her intense love for uma racing annoying

>>544974410
>legends like man o' war, secretariat, eclipse are locked away forever as npcs
you VIL use nippon frauds like rudolf or potential the horse and you VIL like it.

>>544974583

Golshi option select, if you win he was just messing around

I didn't think there would be this many people to see 4 horses

>>544974709
>>544974729
She's so ugly.

>>544974009
I'm >>544973117 , I'll apply tomorrow after the 24 hours is up.

>>544974583
The goal would be 2nd place and be 9L or less
anything more than DST and it's a loss

>>544974709
His triple crown race times from 1973 have still never been beaten

>>544974753
Isn't Equinox considered the greatest horse ever not in the age of legends? Kitasan's granddaughter may come...

>>544974816
Trvke

>>544974286
Falco just has a lot of fans

>>544974992
>fans
Fags

>>544973956
>9 stam 6 power sparks
its... true...

>>544974852
Jesus christ

>>544974816
Forgot to attach my image

>>544975023
i dont care gpt tranny

>>544974475
>they'd need to make him like a final boss event race
They did something like that in Masters Challenge, which is like Legend Race on steroids. If she ever gets in as a boss character, she'd be a UA~US rank horse.

>>544975036
She must be a messy eater with that much ice cream on her face.

>>544975021
BASED

>>544975131
Anon thats just google
You do know what google is right?

Wait a second

Almond eye isn't in the game yet in JP?

>>544975176
ugly

>>544973147
If they're consistent then a speed deboofer would make it even harder for fags to compete against you.

>>544974396
I need Smart Falcon to look at my penis like this

>>544975283
Ror
Rumao

alMID eyes

>>544974276
>>544974709
>>544974852
>>544975023
Secretariat is just that fucking guy, the best to ever do it, completely unironically.

And then his bloodline led to fucking agnes digital, thinking of that in uma terms is absolutely hilarious

umas for this feeling

>>544974898
still too green to compare to the GOATs

>>544975283
She should be released next anni (which is also Forever Young's birthday). The previous prediction was Ai release and Contrail reveal, but they might push him back for Forever Young.

>>544975145
>She must be a messy eater with that much ice cream on her face.
>Pig eats like a pig
Good sleuthing there sherlock

CloverClub has room for one

>>544975447
I
DONT
CARE
ZOOMER

>>544975036
wtf Curren is based?

>>544975447
I care zoomer.

>>544975484
>puke wonder
no thanks

>>544974898
Equinox dodging the L'Arc and not really competing internationally a lot means there's still an unanswered question mark of what could have been.

El Condor Pasa is tied with the same rating for Japan's greatest horse as an example because of her international exploits.

Speaking of goated horses

I like gentil donna

Have sex

digital is your secretariat expy
take it or leave it

>Mogged Smart Falcon on overseas turf
That's a fucking career if I saw one

will her gimmick be a hag that pretends to be young or a child who pretends to be old

>>544975662
too fat

The woman who sold the uma wolrd

>>544975701
zoomer trying to act old

>>544974753
There's so many cool horses we'll never get because it'll hurt their Jap pride to include horses better than theirs. There's an Australian horse with I think 25 G1 wins in a row or some absurd stat like that and we'll never see them because we've spent too much time jerking Rudolf off for getting 7

>>544975684
>expy

Considering digital as simply the most schizoid pure genius from the golden lineage is way more fun to me. Doesn't quite reach grandpa's level but could, except she's too busy doing wahtever the FUCK it is that she does to ever get there

>>544975662
if you insist

I bought the wolrd.
And sold it to the world.

>>544975662
I will not leave my room

>>544975747
Cat butt

Would Secretariat have Angling & Scheming but it activates 1/4 through the race and works as a 20s accel + velocity skill?

>>544974898
Equinox is not even the greatest horse in japan follow the regular consensus. People still think that spot belong to deep impact

>>544975790
The way she's presented in the anime is always so over-the-top it's funny

>Was in S rank club last month
>decide to take a break and join a lower rank club
>its slow and everyone requests dirt shoes
chats not even active. I shoulda joined an umagroup with a Discord

Could 100% potential unlocked Serious Gold Ship give Secretariat a good race? Considering that this fucking creature apparently literally has never tried his hardest on turf, one has to wonder

Imagine if it could be cured of autism for five minutes to have a race

>>544975283
Almond Eye's support card is basically Kitasan Black++. She's not being added as a trainee until her support card is powercrept by another generalist goes-in-every-deck card (probably Forever Young)

>>544975789
*gen alpha trying to act old

>>544976014
No.

>>544976021
Isn't pasa better than almond eye?

>>544976006
sounds perfect

>doyers won
it's over...

stop ignoring her

Would Secretariat beat goku?

What do I do if I don't have SRs and SSRs at full level?

Luna...LOVE

>>544976174
goku would ride secretariat

>>544973726
>>544973775
>>544973842
Lost URA Finals just in time to watch Toronto lose as well

>>544976232
>luna
Loser

>>544976232
BASED!

>>544974898
I'm not sure what's the big deal about Equinox. He doesn't even have that many G1 wins, there's a bunch of horses with far more impressive records like Winx in Australia

/uma/dachi has some free slots if anyone needs a club. It's really casual (B rank last month), no real requirements, just play the game and trade dirt shoes.
Apply with /uma/ in your profile or leave your code.

>>544976204
Uma is a MLB game bwo...its over

>>544976096
pasa is 2 years before almond eye bro

>Forever Young won
>Dodgers won
Today must have been a good day in Japan

>>544976240
I know what you are Sayian. But could he beat Goku?

https://x.com/whr/status/1984791460080992505
Your winning live for BC feat. John cygames

>>544976006
Sounds like you joined the perfect club

>>544976204
You accept that your Umas are going to be weaker than others for a while, and save to overhaul your deck on a good support card banner

gentildonna's only feminine trait is her tits
literally nothing about her is cute
you're a fag if she's your oshi

If Secretariat is ridden by Goku, who would Broly ride

>>544976447
>>544976321
and youre incels

>>544976406
ZAMN HE GROOVIN

>>544976467
Eclipse

>>544976120
you're brown

>>544976447
gaylord post

I want to skip Eishin Flash for being german but she whips out a very pretty sword during her burst animations so now I don't know what to do.

>>544976447
no shit she's a proper lady
not a cute uwu queer

>>544976353
>Winx mentioned
There's so many cool Australian horses, but if we can't even get fucking Secretariat, they've got no chance of being acknowledged

>>544976591
>unique
>special
>ult
>burst animation
what's the actual name to use?

well done thoroughkeks well done
HOWEVER

>>544976694
super

>>544976694
whatever gets the point across
language is great like that

>>544976694
Whatever you feel like.
I just made that oopsie because I have Nikke open on my phone.

>>544976661

Maybe with the success of global cygames will expand further

>DUDE LOOK AT MY AI SLOP IMAGE
>bro look at my AI slop text
>dude DRAGONBALL!!!

>>544976694
ult
unique is the technical term

why the fuck are umas armed on the race track?
eishin pulls a rapier, laisu has a knife, taiki has revolvers, durandal has a longsword, grass wonder has a fucking naginata
i thought this was a race not a battlefield

Who's this? What did I miss?

>>544972997
He’s judging our LeStroke game

>>544976886
no one important

Your Tenno Sho Autumn winners in uma so far

>>544976713
No grandpa, impaling the other competitors does not make you the winner of the race, this isn't the Three Kingdoms anymore, no matter what >>544976851 says

>>544976713
>red hare
>not a hare

>>544976694
THE ZONE

>>544976886
Skibidi Rizz

>>544976886
new hons cuz they rigged the race and were fucking ready for it with a design for said horse

>>544976816
What's wrong with dragonball?

>>544976886
Forever Young
She won a big race in American Dirt today and her owner is John Cygames himself

>>544976851
rudolph is calling thunderstorms
hishiama is breaking meteors
oguri has momentum from running down a mouintain
mcqueen is having a tea party
it absolutely is a battlefield out here, you bring whatever you can sneak in

>>544976886
we're all gooning to her the moment she's revealed?

Mares are so pretty...

>>544977037
WHO THE FUCK IS RUDOLPH!?

How historic is FY's win today?
It seems like JP fags are going crazy for it but I want to really know how important it was.

>>544976851
BAH GAWD IT'S AN FROM THE TOP AND AN RKO OUT OF NOWHERE

>>544976947
Cute ones aren't crossed out.

>>544976886
industry plant by John Cygames

this isn't feminine according to anon from 4chan

>>544977213
horrible taste

>>544976886
Isnt that just Hauser in a new costume?

>>544976694
It's called unique in the game. But use anything you want, though calling it an ult is cringe because league popularized calling everything an ult.

>>544977246
>feminine
Fatty man

>>544976353
G1s aren't equal anon, and Australian races outside of Melbourne Cup, Caulfield Cup and The Everest barely get that much international recognition (the recent tendency of local vets scratching foreign contenders doesn't help)

>>544977329
I used to say special but now I'm legally obligued to say ult

>>544976947
Cool and awesome umas.. and Special Week.

>>544977246
only jealous women and trannies wouldn't find her attractive

>>544976694
I'm going to start calling them NPs in honor of this post

dreamt of my new danchou, he acted just like he does in the chat
>funny
>cool
>handsome
why am I like this...
was super stressed before falling asleep so it probably made him into a proper character so I had someone to relieve all of my stress on
I'm thankful either way, and it could be a sign...
gonna farm fans in return so hopefully he will take more notice of me~

>>544977152
Breeder's Cup Classic is the most prestigious dirt race in the world. This is the first time a Japanese horse has won it. The third time *any* foreign horse has won it.

>>544976014
him and orfevre got blasted by Prime Treve

>>544969176 (OP)
I kekd

>>544977462
wat

>>544977246
If it's not a short skinny frail woman that a giant fat retard cant overpower, its unattractive to the average 4channer.

>john cygames won breeders cup
>My favorite vtuber concert went amazingly
>Dodgers won
It's a fucking good day lads, I kind of want to drink

>>544977246
only honktrannies would hate this

>>544977462
Don't attach Rudolf images to your tranny fantasies.

>>544977492
>all that + its the horse thats owned by Cygames + the year Uma came to global
holy shit lmao

>>544977524
good

>>544977529
Not funny

>>544977549
120% on fucking point. I've seen some retarded meme takes, but this one is oddly perfect!

Watch foreign raiders win Japan Cup

>>544975662
Gentildonna was not gentle with me…

worst club shuffle day yet

>>544977646
I can't believe Cygames would offer Grass Wonder and Urara as sacrifices so their horse could win a dirt race. Truly the lowest of the low.........

>>544977587
Are you a pebble???

>>544976851
Kris X.. forgotten

>>544977152
What anon said + He's one of the 4 Japanese horses in history that had won an American G1.
The other 3 are
>Cesario (American Oaks)
>Loves Only You (BC Filly & Mare Turf)
>Marche Lorraine (BC Distaff)

The LEGENDARY horse... Genjutsu Steel

>>544977829
Nothing of value was lost.

>>544977502
>benis never gonna appear again
why live

>>544977492
That's actually pretty crazy.

>>544975790
There’s also copyright issues moron. Uma still hasn’t gotten deep or kame in and you think they can just waltz in and just yank overseas horses off the shelf?

this is your lead actress for the day

>>544977502
>teio
>but french
Really?

>>544978126
not your stupid ass on top holy shit fuck of avatarfag

>>544977502
french Teio is so much better than regular Teio

>>544978126
Cute fattie.

>failed debut race
>2nd in JF
how do I solve the trainer issue with Ryan's career on parent runs

what's the kick for the tenno sho

>Teio mentioned
TEIO HATE
DIE TEIO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>544977979
FINALLY
They're releasing deep impact

>>544978276
https://kick.com/b01doghos

>>544978068
All those Cinderalla Grey cuties we're never going to have careers for...

>>544978246
glue factory

>CM just about here
>Still havent farmed a good uma for it
>Just had my last of my 3 runs today cucked by a 2% failure and over three night owl aliments

im so cooked

Tenno sho in an hour and 15. Just enough time to start making dinner

>>544977979
Surely they'll have to add Ebayan's dad/LoY's brother now haha...

>>544978452
hour 45 no?

>bet on lemaire
>win

>>544978435
It's time to use THAT auto select button

>>544978418
while gluing me does solve that issue it doesn't help my overall situation

You don't like Dantsu Flame
You don't know anything about her, not a single cool thing or a fun trivia about Dantsu Flame
You don't even play in JP because you are EoP, so you know nothing about her character story or her motives to race
You only like her body because you are a degenerate gooner
You don't like Dantsu Flame

next race has a Kitasan filly (Garofano) that won her debut

>>544978435
>Worrying about optional content
ngmi.

>On October 31, 2025, an article revealed more details about the death of Vodka.
>Before the Queen Elizabeth II Cup, Vodka lightly injured herself after kicking a wooden wall and had to withdraw from the race.
>Later, while in the UK, Vodka acted up again and kicked another wall. However, this time the wall was made of concrete, resulting in a severe injury that ultimately led to her being euthanized
Why she so stupid

>>544977359
Queen elizabeth stakes is currently the #3 rated G1 in the world. Winx won it three years in a row.

>>544978607
She's cute and has a nice body.
I like to fap to her.
I didn't read all of your post.

>>544978534
Thought it was 3pm Jt time; not complaining though. Boiling potato’s takes forever

>>544978607
I don't even like her body, bro.

Are we getting the rainbow fragments soon? Can you get them from scrapping an SSR card at all? Or can you only get them from events?

>>544978736
her father is ashamed

Reminder to all torenas, if your trainee attempts to force you in a relationship report her to your local fenomeno, she cant conceive so there's no need to worry about rape attempts from her

>failed debut
>failed 2nd maiden
>won 3rd maiden but got skin condition
>sleep deprived into slacker
>sleep deprived into slacker
>sleep deprived into slacker
Okay fuck I get it game, you want me to stop.

>>544978607
You are right.
It pissed me off that at the end of the movie, there were 4 horse girls at the concert instead of 3.
It should have been Pokke, Cafe, and Tachyon.
Dantsu is an extra nobody asked for.
Remove Dantsu from the game.

>>544978607
I know she's cheesed to meet me.

>>544972387
The closet japan ever come close to winning the arc is with horse than excel in both turf and dirt

who's stronger, Gentildonna or this sergeant of the US military?

>>544978607
If she wanted her personality to matter then she shouldn't have been so sexy

Here was the uma ad that they played during the BC lmao

>>544978736
>Instead of kicking the bucket, she kicked the wall.
kek

>>544978607
She charmed me with her voice in the movie
It's really cute

>>544978906
I can only dream of seeing the reactions of normalfags who have no fucking clue what uma is seeing this ad.

>>544978906
For fucking party dash of all things lmao

>>544978736
>be gay horse
>commit suicide
>died
Im noticing

>>544978607
Based jpGOD calling out all the secondary fags who only watched the movie

>>544978736
>she injures her foot on the way to the plane.
lol this game

>>544978607
>movie made her a walking pair of tits with barely any lines
>"omg why do you treat her as a walking pair of tits"
go back to twitter

>>544978809
you get the fragments from events and missions, if you could get them from scrapping SSR cards then how do you get the rainbow cleats

>>544978736
But I thought Uokka is a cool and composed horse...

>>544978906
Only old men with flip phones watched that ad.

>>544978607
Correct on all accounts

>>544979006
Uma was at the Kentucky Derby.
The umafection is spreading.

>>544978607
I only care about her because of the movie.
She seems like she'd be good friends with Cafe. The Schizo and the Genki.

>>544978906
I seriously doubt anyone in the crowds cares about the game. If anything, Umamusume global release increased the viewership and interest in the breeder's cup and horse racing in general

>>544978246
Always front in Junior Year and miles. Late for mediums/longs if you aren't confident in her stamina and her power and wit are good, but if you mog the other uma stats/want to race a G1 but her power and wit are especially bad, go front.

>>544978817
Thanks for the notice, I'll contact Fenomeno right away.
Does anyone have her number?

>>544979038
I meant like if we could use rainbow cleats to buy fragments desu.

>>544979042
being retarded is part of the cool package

>>544978607
/uma/ is being dangerously close to the homosexuality levels of /gig/ lately

>>544978906
>FUCKING PARTY DASH
OF ALL THE THINGS you could've advertised lmao

>>544977861
maybe

>>544978607
yeah, i like dantsu for her lewd body, so what? i want to suck the milk straight from the tap and make cheese with my dick.

>>544979090
Don't drink that Doto. There is plenty of clean water for you.

>>544979247
based

>>544978739
Winx was amazing and should have gotten a much higher rating but those fags are biased against sprinters. Forever Young might win horse of the year over Ka Ying Rising(one of the best sprinters of all time) this year as well.

Kitasan BLACKED

>>544978607
Put me in the screen cap lol

Ai chan got kitasan BLACKED..

>>544979101
What is cygames’ end game? Did John Cygames like horse racing so much that he wanted the sport to be reinvigorated with the current generation? Is Director Akikawa his self insert?

>>544979128
The ad is directed towards horse owners I bet.
>Hey do you want your horse represented in this popular video game among young people and save American horse racing from dying with the boomers?

>>544979128
>If anything, Umamusume global release increased the viewership and interest in the breeder's cup and horse racing in general
All the better for Cygames desu.

>>544979501
Get people infected.
More trainers for Supah Creek to goo goo baby.
>>544979473
cute hag

>>544979501
>get global audience into your company's game
>buy international horses
>global audience bets on your horse because they recognise it

>>544978736
sauce on the article?

Canada a shit.

>>544979719
evil horse

>>544979719
Your clips get odder and odder

>>544977646
The horse was literally born on the day Uma Musume released (in JP)
It's John Uma Musume in the flesh...

>>544979546
I am genuinely curious to see if Cygames ever decides to add non JP horses to the game

>>544979719
video file is fucked up however i try to download it
whatever

>>544979649
I'm not sure if they're calling her fat or want to see her in a swimsuit.

>>544978692
>Kita spawn gets last place
Kitasan is never beating the fraud allegations

>>544978692
>KB filly
>lemaire
>last place
what happened?

>>544979719
gross midget

Is this card worth the shot or do I cleat it?

>>544979853
I would kneel to Cygames if they somehow got the rights to any notable western horse from the old crotchety men that run that industry.

Are there any Epipispawn racing?

>>544979976
it is worth for a free card as it has race planner for pace chasers but it's just as greedy as spechud

...Danchou here
If you're reading this, I see you flatlining.
...Daily average of 4k? If there are 2 applicants this week, I am going to activate my secret kick rule and you will be first to go

>>544978692
sadly, she had a very bad start

>>544980013
i mean if south park, family guy, and bojack horseman can do it i dont see why cygames cant

I wish I could unlearn that horse sweat is foamy.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS CURRENCY

REEEEEE

>>544980056
First time?

>>544979853
Unless they mobbed all Forever Young's rival, they will have to add foreign horses. He pretty much exclusively raced oversea.

>>544980190
y-yea..

>>544980139
Scarlet is a bit of a dumbass isn't she?

>>544980056
a couple other gacha I'm playing are doing summer events

>>544979719
here's the g1 vers i guess maybe i'll find the other one

>>544980347
muuuuuuuuuch better.

>>544980336
just a bit?

>>544978751
>>544978851
>>544979036
Yeah, all of it can be true at one time. She's adorable, cheesy AND a walking pair of fat fucking tits.
>>544979287
HOLY BASED Tell em' anon!

>>544979853
They'll add a stand-in for Sierra if they can't get rights to his name, like they did for Treve. Fierceness and Romantic Warrior could also make it in.

>>544980336
Her jockey commented that she had no racing sense (she’s a dumbass)

>creek agemasen again
Stop playing fucking goo goo babies with your trainer and give me the skill please

Montjeu is still the only foreign uma that got in without name change. Even Northern Taste(Akikawa) got keked by rights.

>>544980684
>she had no racing sense
What did she just go full send gas start to finish?

>>544980693
>hungry ogu
oddly funny, otherwise I'd bitch

>>544969176 (OP)
Previous: >>544949109
RetardGOD

can I play JP uma on steam?

>>544980702
how many SSRs you have in your deck?

>>544980702
nyo

>>544980741
They changed the name for the anime

>>544980813
it's region blocked

>>544980784
That, needing lane change direction, etc. just required a bit more jockey guiding

>>544980904
Cute.

>>544980784
yes and she didnt liked the other strategies that were attempted on the training sessions that they just let her go rocket because it just worked

Real talk

will I EVER use this?

>>544981030
The SR is the superior version, but she's not bad

>>544980165
Wait for hint books

I hate it.

>>544981030
This is a worse version of the SR dober wit card
Also worse than the welfare Natie
So probably not

>>544980848
The Arc scenario came out much later, and it's the anime which doesn't count.

>>544981071
Damn I should have cleated her then?! I have her SR maxed but I've been using SSR thinking it was better

>>544981071
>>544981073
>>544981106
...so can I cleat it? I already have like all the SR wit cards at MLB

>>544980813
You either create a JP steam account or change the currency of your account to JP Yen.

It's still halloween right?

>>544981140
>>544981157
Cleating cards is retarded. Think of your TT bonus.

>>544981213
???? Don't I need to level the card up for the TT bonus to even matter?

>>544981208
glue factory

>>544981157
It's decent for TT late surgers

>>544981213
Shhh, let them brick their account.

>>544981213
I'd rather have free tickets. I don't even have enough money to MLB everything.

>>544981286
And you can level more if the card is MLB'd.

>>544980056
>>544981208
I forgot it was even halloween or it by passed so fast while I was shut in. I was even gonna cosplay a bit for myself too damn

You don't like Chiyono O
You don't know anything about her, not a single cool thing or a fun trivia about Chiyono O
You don't even play in JP because you are EoP, so you know nothing about her character story or her motives to race
You only like her meme song because you are a redditor
You don't like Chiyono O

no run tonight danchou. the tel aviv dodgers just won the baseball playoffs. I need to get blackout

>>544978739
If you are talking about LONGINES ranking then you should check for how the race ranked over longer periods of time because it accounts for that year's field of horses that ran there.
Queen elizabeth stakes was 3rd for 2024 but was 44th in 2023, wasn't there in 2022 and was 15th in 2021, the race doesn't attract top contenders reliably.
Compared to that Japan Cup was rated 12th in 2021, 17th in 2022, 1st in 2023 and 5th in 2024
Add to that the fact that Australia, just like the US, has an inflated number of G1 races and it becomes apparent why people don't name many AUS G1s as important

>>544975701
who's that supposed to be?

>>544981213
I don't really care about TT but even if I should care its only a few hundreths of a single percent, I hardly doubt that matters and I could have used cleats. Fuck.

>>544981452
im sorry. i will learn to respect her deep, rich backstory. so that i can be forgiven.

>>544981452
But I watched the anime and like her mom

>>544981452
I like her because she's a dog, actually.
Same as Durandal.

>>544981452
I don't like her. But I like dumb bitches

why are sports fans so fucking hinged? why do you have to get drunk because some fags won a childs game?

>>544981571
Yup, cleat everything you can!

>>544977329
it's a ult you retard

>>544981180
sex
sex
SEX

>>544981259
>bat instantly despawns
also is it just me or are the colors in those clips off?

>>544981753
Obviously not but I had room to buy stuff.

I love Marvelous Sunday, whens Marvelous Sunday....

>>544981515
Forever Young is owned by John Cygames and with the same birthday as the JP release became the first Japanese horse to win the Breeders Cup Classic today. Right after he won the teased the uma design on twitter and presumably she will be the 5th anniversary character.

>>544981915
Whenever a sunday is marvelous.

>>544981778
>a
>ult

>he replied without replying
whoah, now that's cool

>>544976694
IW EXS

>>544981974
>presumably she will be the 5th anniversary character.
Her design will be revealed in 5th anniversary to build up hype and also work on the BC scenario/inclusion of international races. The banner will be Almond Eye + a new broken ass support so the anni is gonna be pretty loaded in general

>>544972387
they're sending ebayan to turf next year

>>544981804
you can see it drop quickly as she lets go of it

>>544982210
MARVELOUS!!!!!!!!!!

>>544981493
Is there a way to check the rating by year? Winx won in 2017-19. Currently a lot of australian G1s are represented in the top 100, it's not just queen elizabeth. In fact it's one of the most represented countries alongside GB, japan and the US

>>544982207
holy shit you're right. my brain completely removed those frames on first watch for some reason.

This is crazy but I have now rolled this chud 3 times

is this card any good at 2lb?

>>544982210
SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY

>>544981778
retard league bab

>>544978126
>>544978329
kissable
>Captcha: PMOMA
Dantsu Momma??

>>544981778
Lol. Lmao.

holy shit I guess I played while Tickezo was on her period because 7 mood downs in 10 turns what the hell is her problem

544982007
*smooch*

>>544982364
You want 3lb to get the most out of a roamer like her but she's usable I gunydyress.

>>544982364
She's a roaming support, can be decent in certain situations though I'm yet to face a situation where I actually wanted a roamer

>>544982741
I like this photo. It looks cinematic as hell

It's called uuuuuhhhhhh "rainbow skill"

>>544982628
I thought this was a room code

>>544982457
Slutty nature...

>>544982901
room codes are always 8 digits

>>544982752
>roaming support
what does this mean?

>>544982857
that looks intentional