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Anonymous No.545113898 [Report] >>545114170 >>545116408 >>545136804 >>545162059
/agdg/ - Amateur Game Development General
Discoverability changes soon edition

>Demo Days
Next: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65
Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-64
Older: https://hackmd.io/LhEB6VCZSx-oBalI2cWWoA

>AGDG resources
https://hackmd.io/dLaaFCjDSveKVeEzqomBJw

>Helpful links
New Threads: >>>/vg/agdg
Archive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg/
/agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/
Steam Games by AGDG: https://agdg-steam.netlify.app/

>How to Screen Record
https://getsharex.com/
https://obsproject.com

>How to Webm
https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter
https://github.com/michaelmob/WebMCam

>Previous thread
>>545046178
Anonymous No.545113984 [Report] >>545126134
There really is no reason not make your characters sexually attractive if your goal is to succeed. If you refuse to do so your game has to be both REALLY good and REALLY lucky.
Anonymous No.545114015 [Report] >>545115492 >>545136367
>Discoverability changes soon edition
Real and true news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fajUuIHF0
Anonymous No.545114120 [Report] >>545115728 >>545116258
I wanted to warn about a scam going on the v3expo discord some moderator is pming users and offering to give away 1 year of claude code and comet browser to make gamedev easier. They then give you invite link to comet browser which gets them 3 dollars and then they tell you to login with your gmail account, they tell you to login on mobile first to sync your mobile data like gmail, contacts, etc to it. Then this google account will be connected across multiple devices and they will steal your your data.
I tried telling the owner of the discord but he blocked my private messages.
Anonymous No.545114170 [Report] >>545114441
>>545113898 (OP)
>Discoverability changes soon edition
explain
Anonymous No.545114441 [Report]
>>545114170
Gabe promises changes to algorithm to bury your shitty indie games less
Anonymous No.545114585 [Report] >>545114667 >>545116150 >>545117215 >>545129061
gogres
Anonymous No.545114667 [Report] >>545114792
>>545114585
if the blush sprite is a result of staring too long at your tits that's pretty soulful
Anonymous No.545114792 [Report]
>>545114667
it is, that's the progress :3
Anonymous No.545114856 [Report] >>545115026
https://fixvx.com/briangonnet3/status/1984986352090497280
Hyper GIGAKINO
Anonymous No.545115026 [Report]
>>545114856
boooooooooring
Anonymous No.545115074 [Report] >>545115238
oh you motherfuckers, listen: steam revenue calculator says trainwiz made 43 fucking grand net from 366 reviews at $19.99. HE is fucking saying that he has fucking netted 300 fucking grand. now use your retarded brain and wonder for yourself for a moment, how in the FUCK, could he possibly net 300 fucking grand off of a review estimation of 43 fucking grand? riddle me that one, retards. we're talking 7 fucking times difference
Anonymous No.545115238 [Report]
>>545115074
>oh you motherfuckers, listen: steam revenue calculator says trainwiz made 43 fucking grand net from 366 reviews at $19.99. HE is fucking saying that he has fucking netted 300 fucking grand. now use your retarded brain and wonder for yourself for a moment, how in the FUCK, could he possibly net 300 fucking grand off of a review estimation of 43 fucking grand? riddle me that one, retards. we're talking 7 fucking times difference
Anonymous No.545115492 [Report] >>545115549 >>545120694
>>545114015
Whoever said February was the best time to launch seems to know something
Anonymous No.545115549 [Report] >>545115748
>>545115492
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dump_months
Anonymous No.545115624 [Report] >>545115648 >>545115790 >>545115851 >>545116258
luddite xisters our response?
Anonymous No.545115648 [Report]
>>545115624
>luddite xisters our response?
Anonymous No.545115728 [Report]
>>545114120
Just don't use discord and all your problems go away.
Anonymous No.545115748 [Report]
>>545115549
if you actually read the article it says there's very little data to even prove it
Anonymous No.545115776 [Report] >>545115872
newfag here
why is there a tranny seething at every second post
Anonymous No.545115790 [Report]
>>545115624
>siddhartha ahuja
Anonymous No.545115837 [Report] >>545115984 >>545116184 >>545127371 >>545127471
Imagine being a tireless political activist for AI but you don't even use it to do anything yourself except make stupid pictures to post in a thread where nobody cares. And paying for a subscription to the AI service to do this. Imagine that. Imagine going on and on about AI and how it can make games, but not making a game yourself with AI.
Anonymous No.545115851 [Report]
>>545115624
It looks boring.
But I have seen your post 10 times already, please stop!
Anonymous No.545115872 [Report] >>545115910
>>545115776
because there are too many trannies shitposting. hang yourself.
Anonymous No.545115910 [Report]
>>545115872
shitposting site, tranny
Anonymous No.545115984 [Report] >>545116065
>>545115837
anyone who's using ai in a non retarded way is making shit normies can't detect and not talking about it, the loud I LOVE AI! people are neverdevs who still aren't doing anything of value but are now having an easier time imagining themselves one day doing something
Anonymous No.545116065 [Report] >>545116103 >>545116258
>>545115984
research literally shows the never ai people aren't quite in touch with reality in the first place
Anonymous No.545116103 [Report]
>>545116065
>research
Anonymous No.545116150 [Report]
>>545114585
wtf ctesiphon looks like THAT?!
Anonymous No.545116184 [Report]
>>545115837
And yes I made it with ai.
Anonymous No.545116207 [Report] >>545116281 >>545116454
>This typewriter is extremely efficient at writing. I should go and argue with everyone who doesn't use typewriters and tell them to start typing everything or they are luddites.

>What's that? Me write a book or letter? I don't have to do that I can just talk about other people who are typing books. Problem, luddite?
Anonymous No.545116258 [Report]
>>545114120
>ritualpost
>>545115624
>ritualpost
>>545116065
>ritualpost
We're off to a good start
Anonymous No.545116281 [Report]
>>545116207
Tis' called being an evangelist, moron.
Anonymous No.545116315 [Report] >>545116343 >>545116370 >>545117380
Where can I got to talk about game dev that isn't the same 4 conversations on loop and people actually post prog
Anonymous No.545116343 [Report] >>545116490 >>545116616
>>545116315
Twitter and Discord unironically.
Anonymous No.545116370 [Report] >>545116470
>>545116315
>>>/reddit/r/gamedev
Anonymous No.545116408 [Report] >>545141317
>>545113898 (OP)
nortubel does your dad know about you doxxing him?
Anonymous No.545116454 [Report] >>545117321
>>545116207
>Write 'White Cat'
>machine writes 'Whtte Ctt'
>No, write 'White Cat'!
>'Whiiitt Kot'
>Come on machine, you stupid latest invention, write 'White Cat'!
>'Gray Dog'
>COME ON YOU BAELZEBUB CONTRAPTION, DO WHAT I SAY AND I SAY WRITE A WHITE CAT!!!
>'albino tiger'
>catches on fire
>energy bill increases to 1000 dollars
Anonymous No.545116470 [Report]
>>545116370
all prog posting/postmorten/ I did X to market my game and it did Y are just marketing posts over there.
Anonymous No.545116490 [Report] >>545116637 >>545116786 >>545117025
>>545116343
how do I find discords that aren't 500 user public discords with 90 channels
Anonymous No.545116616 [Report] >>545118082
>>545116343
Twitter is worthless, only people from /agdg/ that follow are interacting with posts, there's more 1-2 comments from them too, all other people scroll and ignore.
Anonymous No.545116637 [Report] >>545116881
>>545116490
>how do i find popular place that isn't popular
Anonymous No.545116786 [Report]
>>545116490
Just stay here lol. 100 regular users, seemingly anonymous discussions, no real social dynamics or pressure.
Anonymous No.545116881 [Report]
>>545116637
Big public discords fucking stink, it's just a click of 10 people talking about unrelated shit, 80 people who drop by to progress post and leave after getting their (you)s and and 400 people who lurk
Anonymous No.545117025 [Report]
>>545116490
Just use GPT 5 + silly tavern and add a bunch of characters to the chat each representing the type of gamedev person you want on your "discord" and there you have it
Anonymous No.545117174 [Report] >>545117309 >>545117465 >>545117741 >>545117957 >>545119056
only 4 days to dd, I think I will make it but it is tight
Anonymous No.545117215 [Report]
>>545114585
Sold.
Anonymous No.545117229 [Report] >>545118968
On the main large gamedev discords you can find easily, there are fiending psychos who are double dosed on adderal and schizo attacking randoms constantly, they drown you out by simply hitting enter after every few words they type and nobody does anything about them. You can sit and watch them basically drive away one hopeful naive gamedev after another and starting countless pointless arguments. Here at the very least this kind of behavior can be slowed to one post at a time. Nodevs here are pathetic, but nodevs on discord are fucking demons.
Anonymous No.545117309 [Report] >>545117397 >>545117624
>>545117174
I would lover to play that. even just to see it with not bitrate issues
Anonymous No.545117321 [Report]
>>545116454
stop using cheap/free/old typewriters then
Anonymous No.545117380 [Report]
>>545116315
The Discord is where everyone fled to.
Anonymous No.545117397 [Report] >>545117624
>>545117309
*who esl'd my text? am I drugged?
Anonymous No.545117465 [Report]
>>545117174
looking sleek, I love the effects and the tank model. Please don't tell me it's a tower defence.
Anonymous No.545117624 [Report]
>>545117309
>>545117397
lmao the text and pic fit together so good.
Anonymous No.545117741 [Report]
>>545117174
Games like this give me the urge to make a Falloutlike.
Anonymous No.545117957 [Report]
>>545117174
That logo speaks to me. Also nice models overall.
Anonymous No.545118082 [Report]
>>545116616
>Twitter is worthless
I think it's just an extremely complicated science now to get proper use out of it as a gamedev. At least it seems that way. It's a horrible voidposting trap that you have to escape from.
Anonymous No.545118389 [Report] >>545118635
You do know that changes to discoverability are not going to be retroactive, right? Fatfuck gabencunt isn't gonna help those Indies already released.

Also the calendar already requires that you have enough wishlists to appear in it already. So it's a pointless duplicate of "popular upcoming".
Anonymous No.545118461 [Report] >>545120992
>Surface Breaker
In the process of creating new icons for each upgrade
Anonymous No.545118540 [Report] >>545118948
lets say i’m making a metroidvania (wow so original !!!!) with basic 2d physics in unity. should i be just coding all that shit on a separate game thread than unity’s main thread, since unity physics and collisions are going to be way over the top for my purposes? or is it just programmatically faster to use the unity engine even if it has 40 billion shits i dont need. i know for hollow knight that they wrote their own shit and just used unity to render, which is kinda what I was thinking too but idk if im a fuckin retard or what
Anonymous No.545118589 [Report] >>545119351
progress
Anonymous No.545118635 [Report] >>545118846
>>545118389
>you know things are never going to get better or improved right everything is bad and getting worse right you know this right
Oh well. I like to make bideo game.
Anonymous No.545118846 [Report]
>>545118635
I don't want to come off as a doomer. I'm just trying to make you aware that fatfuck gabencunt doesn't have the interest of devs at hand. You CAN fix this, but you need to cooperate and coordinate to make Valve actually do something to fix it.
One easy way is to actually make browsing Steam not a fucking pain in the ass and searching games easy.
Anonymous No.545118948 [Report]
>>545118540
It's 2026 I don't think you should worry about engine bloat too much. Everyone has gigs of memory to spare.
Anonymous No.545118968 [Report]
>>545117229
popular discords are all like that because they have this gay mindset of legalistic moderation where you have to break an explicit rule to get kicked out, and "being a retarded dumb faggot no one likes" is never a rule
Anonymous No.545119056 [Report]
>>545117174
looks very stylish, funny tank design. Interested in this.
Anonymous No.545119351 [Report]
>>545118589

Cool, never seen it before so not sure what the progress is but nice.
Anonymous No.545119570 [Report]
>do everything right
>steamjes still chimp out and leave negative reviews on your game
Anonymous No.545119865 [Report] >>545120056 >>545120254 >>545120474 >>545121485 >>545124464 >>545129285 >>545130175
Devs who have been working on their projects for years.

What has surprised you most about video game development?

What would you say to your past self?


PS: Japanese developers are experts at creating games with great aesthetics.
Anonymous No.545120056 [Report]
>>545119865
kys
Anonymous No.545120254 [Report] >>545121669 >>545121712
>>545119865
>What has surprised you most about video game development?
nothing much about development itself
>What would you say to your past self?
get tested for ADHD
Anonymous No.545120474 [Report]
>>545119865
>Japanese developers are experts at creating games with great aesthetics.
True but uh, pic unrelated right?
Anonymous No.545120694 [Report]
>>545115492
Oh hey, that was me. I looked at 1000 indie games with over 1000 reviews after 2020, and under 20 dollar price tag and sorted them by the release date's month.
However according to my stats, November and February were the 2 best months for indie games to be released (together they made up for 25% of all yearly successes) while December was the worst, with only 3%. While in that pic it seems like November is a lot weaker.
But then again that pic mentions "25000 wishlists at launch" while games like Vampire Survivors or Pseudoregalia (which my stats counted) didn't actually have many wishlists at launch and went viral afterwards.
Anonymous No.545120810 [Report]
everybody hates me and my game
Anonymous No.545120950 [Report] >>545120981
How do i make a game between working 9-5, watching youtube, playing games and browsing 4chan?
What i have are the skills, what i don't have is the time or motivation.
Anonymous No.545120980 [Report] >>545121741
i pooped my pants today
Anonymous No.545120981 [Report]
>>545120950
>How do i make a game between working 9-5, watching youtube, playing games and browsing 4chan?
>What i have are the skills, what i don't have is the time or motivation.
Anonymous No.545120992 [Report]
>>545118461
Watched the video on this some hours ago, I like the premise Branno, good job.
Anonymous No.545121189 [Report] >>545121815
my three day break has ended
it is time to finish my game
Anonymous No.545121281 [Report] >>545124042
>level design
i dont want to make my game anymore
Anonymous No.545121365 [Report]
asset creation is my weakest area of game development
Anonymous No.545121485 [Report] >>545121557 >>545131165
>>545119865
>Devs who have been working on their projects for years.
Anon who's paused a 5+ year game here.
>What has surprised you most about video game development?
It's harder than I thought, but I also suck at it so take that with a gallon of salt.
>What would you say to your past self?
Don't make that game you tard!!!!!!!!! Here's a list of feasible but good GMI potential ideas. Focus on game's that aren't as reliant on art, no matter what you think your art sucks for the most part despite all the years that will pass before you!!!!! Also fucking avoid multiplayer like the plague!!!! Here's a list of general ideas *slips in Vampire Survivors with a deadline to finish before the original reappears* Also all in on GME and hold ni**er!!!! Sell in January 2021!!!! *portal opens and pulls me back to 2025*
Anonymous No.545121526 [Report] >>545121680 >>545121687
Fucking bastard bitches keep wishlisting my game instead of buying waht the fuck!!!!!!!!!! Fucking bastard bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.545121557 [Report]
>>545121485
>Focus on game's that aren't as reliant on art
>avoid multiplayer like the plague!!!!
i agree with you completely
Anonymous No.545121669 [Report] >>545122409
>>545120254
>get tested for ADHD
This. Or at the very least become a master of brain chemistry and trying to regulate your dopamine because undertaking these long term development tasks alone is no fucking joke. You can actually go pretty far in life without realizing this issue but indie solo gamedev will be the thing that makes it undeniable.
Anonymous No.545121680 [Report]
>>545121526
4chan filename false flag
Anonymous No.545121687 [Report]
>>545121526
>Fucking bastard bitches keep wishlisting my game instead of buying waht the fuck!!!!!!!!!! Fucking bastard bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.545121712 [Report] >>545123157
>>545120254
How different is your life after taking medication for ADHD?
Anonymous No.545121741 [Report] >>545122076
>>545120980
Based. Did you make any progress?
Anonymous No.545121815 [Report]
>>545121189
My three
*checks date*
four month break has uhhh
Will end soon.
It is time to finish my game.
Anonymous No.545122076 [Report] >>545122173
>>545121741
I found that shitting my pants makes me a better coder. I heard John Carmack programmed Commander Keen wearing diapers.
Anonymous No.545122173 [Report]
>>545122076
Do you know what brand he was using? I think I’m ditching my programming socks and getting some coding diapers.
Anonymous No.545122316 [Report]
https://x.com/godofohiodeath/status/1985098150978215961
Anonymous No.545122396 [Report]
https://x.com/ToonSoulsGame/status/1984295208662512084/quotes
this shit is killing me
Anonymous No.545122409 [Report] >>545122532 >>545122572 >>545122804
>>545121669
explain how to fix adhd
Anonymous No.545122532 [Report]
>>545122409
increase your dopamine levels
Anonymous No.545122572 [Report]
>>545122409
Electrical shocks work better than drugs. Go buy the most powerful muscle stimulator you can buy, and set it up to shock you every 30 minutes if you don’t make a commit.
Anonymous No.545122804 [Report]
>>545122409
I really don't know enough yet. First step is to understand it. It's tied super closely to dopamine and serotonin stuff. You have to be able to identify symptoms to deal with it, like how to stay on task when you are time blind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHgbNGPZphc

TLDR: Get some kind of clock or time keeping device in front of you and check it constantly, because time just doesn't mean anything to an ADHD person when if they just were super strict about their time management they could probably perform like a normal person.
Anonymous No.545122858 [Report]
I had ADHD when I joined the army, the drill sergeant just kicked me in the back of the head until it was gone. I’m all better now.
Anonymous No.545123157 [Report]
>>545121712
haven't got them yet. 4 more months wait
Anonymous No.545123180 [Report] >>545123259 >>545123362 >>545123983
https://x.com/harharvestsun/status/1985091486644580368

why are you not slop spamming?
Anonymous No.545123259 [Report]
>>545123180
I’m gonna sell pickaxes to the slop spammers.
Anonymous No.545123362 [Report]
>>545123180
>https://x.com/harharvestsun/status/1985091486644580368

>why are you not slop spamming?
Anonymous No.545123383 [Report] >>545123416
I’m going to hyper accelerate the mining of Steam until the mountainsides are dead and bare and Gabe Newell escapes to mars with everyone’s money.
Anonymous No.545123416 [Report]
>>545123383
me too
actually unironically
Anonymous No.545123983 [Report]
>>545123180
Because I don't make slop, my games are carefully handcrafted.
Anonymous No.545124042 [Report]
>>545121281
is level design the nigger of game developing?
Anonymous No.545124112 [Report]
movie games and pvp slop
Anonymous No.545124438 [Report] >>545124634
I should make a movie game. but it's bollywood. my audience would be welcoming of AI models and voice acting too.
Anonymous No.545124464 [Report]
>>545119865
>What has surprised you most about video game development?
So many people have no idea why are they making the game do what it does. So many people don't seem like the type who would play the type of games they make.
There is an entire subculture of pretending to make games, and not doing anything.

>What would you say to your past self?
Pixel art at 80px or bigger is a hogwash. Don't bother looking, don't bother paying. At that size, find an animator who understand motion, and the tidbits of animating, and draws pictures at a normal resolution. Also if someone doesn't seem adequate from their portfolio, that doesn't mean they are some hidden talent, who need a chance.
Anonymous No.545124634 [Report]
>>545124438
More and more Indians connecting to the internet every day, its a market.
Anonymous No.545124716 [Report]
Oh, a white man dating simulator for lonely Indian women! That one will go gangbusters.
Anonymous No.545124806 [Report]
i need a programmer
Anonymous No.545124875 [Report]
i need a pro gamer
Anonymous No.545125890 [Report] >>545126828
fatfuck gabencunt did this to me
Anonymous No.545125983 [Report] >>545126505 >>545146393 >>545146679 >>545147447
Modding, not game dev, but same issue with releasing:
>friend of mine spent years on and off working on a large overhaul mod
>released it a few days ago, tried posting about it in steam forums, not a single download/reply
Since I've heard this is an issue for indie game devs who don't market much as well, what can he even do now?
It's not like it's a mod for a small dead game, it still has a big community (AoEII), yet still nothing.

Any ideas?
Anonymous No.545126134 [Report]
>>545113984
my game has no characters.
Anonymous No.545126231 [Report] >>545126720
Discoverability isn't my problem. My game has been seen by 30k people. It's just not appealing enough to get them to buy it.
If anyone here is getting less than 30 page views a day on Steam, post your graph!
Anonymous No.545126317 [Report] >>545127383
>yes goy those 30k are real people and not bots!
Anonymous No.545126505 [Report] >>545126709 >>545127442
>>545125983
Your friend spent years of his life working on a mod for Age of Empires 2 and nobody cares? What did he expect?
Anonymous No.545126709 [Report] >>545127442
>>545126505
>replying to a spambot
Are you stupid?
Anonymous No.545126720 [Report] >>545127383 >>545165447
>>545126231
steam views are worthless, the conversion rate is horrible, you need exposure on external platforms
100,000 views on steam will convert to 5 sales
100,000 views on facebook will convert to 500 sales
steam is full of bots and disillusioned gamers who hate everything
you need fresh eyes, assuming your game is even good
Anonymous No.545126828 [Report] >>545126972 >>545127071
>>545125890
Anonymous No.545126972 [Report]
>>545126828
More than I had expected
Anonymous No.545127071 [Report] >>545128558
>>545126828
I thought you didn't post here anymore. Unless this is some insolent chud impersonating the nolgorb dev.
Anonymous No.545127371 [Report]
>>545115837
dont you just spam eceleb all day? pipe down tranny, AI won
Anonymous No.545127383 [Report] >>545127493 >>545127502
>>545126317
Well Steam has a bot estimate and I didn't count those. If Steam is lying about bots, it could also making up page views too, but I think the risk is too great because employees leave the company and could report to anybody (FTC, Timmy, whoever) that there's fraudulent misreporting of stats at Steam.

>>545126720
I'm talking about discoverability on Steam. I can't complain about traffic Steam throws my way, my game just isn't good enough.
Anonymous No.545127442 [Report]
>>545126505
Well, he mainly did make this mod to play in a different way with his friends over the years, so it's not like he was aiming for this to be a smash hit or anything. Was mostly expecting some level of feedback, but that's hard to get by as well

>>545126709
Not a spambot, just got the spontaneous idea that this is something /agdg/ is familiar with
Anonymous No.545127471 [Report]
>>545115837
when I talk about AI making games, I'm dreading it, not cheering it on
Anonymous No.545127493 [Report] >>545127809
>>545127383
>If Steam is lying about bots, it could also making up page views too, but I think the risk is too great because employees leave the company and could report to anybody (FTC, Timmy, whoever) that there's fraudulent misreporting of stats at Steam.
Everybody knows twitter is lying about views on its platform and nobody gives a shit. Given the kind of scams Valve gets away with, what makes you think anyone would care about this?
Anonymous No.545127502 [Report]
>>545127383
Most of the "direct navigation" visits are from bots too
Anonymous No.545127648 [Report] >>545127748
I got 50,000 direct hits on my own website last night just advertising it here.
Anonymous No.545127748 [Report]
>>545127648
I’m working on web counter, I’ll show you guys later, but I’ve been making progress on my game.
Anonymous No.545127809 [Report]
>>545127493
I'm sure Timmy would care what with being Steam's main competitor. He'd be telling everybody that Steam is lying about page views.
As for Twitter, "everybody knows" is not the same as evidence. They'd be exposing themselves to massive lawsuits if they were caught, so I don't think they'd risk it.
Anonymous No.545127897 [Report] >>545128031
imagine building electronic toys for manchildren when real business oriented people are building SaaS products solving real life problems like international calling
Anonymous No.545127927 [Report] >>545128009 >>545128016
I used to work data analytics for Valve, Epic, and Microsoft. They are all lying. The elite are choosing the winners and manipulating the algorithms.
Anonymous No.545128009 [Report]
>>545127927
>I used to work data analytics for Valve, Epic, and Microsoft.
Fake and gay
>They are all lying. The elite are choosing the winners and manipulating the algorithms.
True and straight
Anonymous No.545128016 [Report]
>>545127927
well that settles it then
Anonymous No.545128031 [Report]
>>545127897
Laid off techworkers have a thread in /g/, bro.
Anonymous No.545128194 [Report] >>545128247 >>545128432
Gabe Newell moved to New Zealand and built a bunker during COVID because he thought everyone would find out ala’ GamerGate and try to kill him.
Anonymous No.545128247 [Report]
>>545128194
>Gabe Newell moved to New Zealand and built a bunker during COVID because he thought everyone would find out ala’ GamerGate and try to kill him.
Anonymous No.545128265 [Report] >>545129298
67
Anonymous No.545128390 [Report] >>545128482
Sorry guys, it’s true. Gabe Newell really has been controlling the games market for the government. Quit whining about it and start a new network.
Anonymous No.545128432 [Report] >>545128523
>>545128194
bet the first thing he did was choose the snacks fat fuck
Anonymous No.545128482 [Report] >>545128569
>>545128390
It’s just a bunch of FTP servers with access verification, its not that fucking hard.
Anonymous No.545128523 [Report]
>>545128432
NZ had a steak & cheese pie shortage during his stay
Anonymous No.545128558 [Report]
>>545127071
im still here i just dont have a game anymore
Anonymous No.545128569 [Report]
>>545128482
which is why Epic has been giving truckloads of exclusivity money to studios.
Anonymous No.545128625 [Report] >>545128663
>Gabe Newell: I should get a bunch of FTP servers so people can download my games directly from me
>Everyone else: Thats a good idea! Can we use your servers?
Anonymous No.545128663 [Report]
>>545128625
>>Gabe Newell: I should get a bunch of FTP servers so people can download my games directly from me
>>Everyone else: Thats a good idea! Can we use your servers?
Anonymous No.545128720 [Report] >>545128787 >>545134063
Whats wrong with itch.io?
Anonymous No.545128787 [Report] >>545128870
>>545128720
It’s good for demos, but it should link back to your own site where you can’t get deplatformed.
Anonymous No.545128870 [Report] >>545128974 >>545128979
>>545128787
Who wants to deplatform you?
Anonymous No.545128885 [Report]
>yarrrrrr
>there be troons in these threads!
>spreadin’ discord an rumors!
Anonymous No.545128974 [Report]
>>545128870
I do.
Anonymous No.545128979 [Report] >>545129259
>>545128870
Several people in Israel would love to get their hands on me for some 1 on 1 time with a pair of pliers.
Anonymous No.545129061 [Report]
>>545114585
How high will the price be?
Anonymous No.545129113 [Report] >>545129168 >>545129379
Isn’t it nice that the Saudi Government, you know the guys who cut up and dismembered a dissident journalist, just but the 2nd largest video game publisher in America in coordination with a bunch of Jews lead by the presidents son in law?
Anonymous No.545129168 [Report] >>545129302 >>545129312
>>545129113
Ok but how is the progress on your game?
Anonymous No.545129205 [Report]
Honestly, the only games I’m ever going to buy again, are going to be real ones made by people in this thread.
Anonymous No.545129259 [Report] >>545129392
>>545128979
You making some "Holocaust simulator" or something?
Anonymous No.545129285 [Report]
>>545119865
Just finished my fiest project. I thought i can finish it in 4 months. It took me 16 months kek.
Anonymous No.545129298 [Report]
>>545128265
truth
Anonymous No.545129302 [Report]
>>545129168
I’ll get back to work. That slot machine shop isn’t going to make itself. Thank you sir.
Anonymous No.545129312 [Report]
>>545129168
Anonymous No.545129379 [Report] >>545129578
>>545129113
Trump won.
Anonymous No.545129392 [Report] >>545129565
>>545129259
Slot machines, but my slot machines don’t follow the CIA narrative.
Anonymous No.545129565 [Report] >>545129635 >>545129720
>>545129392
t.making an ai generated slot machine for stake engine (no one cares)
Anonymous No.545129578 [Report]
>>545129379
I know, they paid me to help him win. I’m apolitical.
Anonymous No.545129635 [Report]
>>545129565
the slop machine
Anonymous No.545129678 [Report] >>545131768
Anonymous No.545129715 [Report]
Guys i made a credits song for my game, what you think?

https://voca.ro/1e9i6g3n4Zpc
Anonymous No.545129720 [Report]
>>545129565
I make memes, sir. I’m an artist. This next one just happens to be an interactive slot machine.
Anonymous No.545129735 [Report]
Uhm, so it seems like you want to use threads to process data, but not interact with separate parts of the game.
you set some things to only run on threads. I think.
for anything visual that exists in the scene tree you can't use threads to process it.
it can be done via servers but servers seem like a headache you want to avoid if you can. you have to custom rotate with matrices for example. no handy functions.
Anonymous No.545129852 [Report] >>545129952 >>545130235
Everyone in this thread should address each other as sir, from now on. You should be assuming the other person is a gentleman.
Anonymous No.545129937 [Report] >>545130072 >>545130612 >>545130776 >>545131084 >>545131089
if i can sculpt a basic ass realistic human character and rig and animate and can use blueprint and have lots of free assets for environment, vfx what easy game i can make that will make me like 1k on itch in a month?
Anonymous No.545129952 [Report]
>>545129852
If you are not a gentlemen, gender isn’t real and it’s all fluid, so pretend to be one.
Anonymous No.545130072 [Report] >>545130163
>>545129937
One that is fun and engaging, something an audience wants to play.
Anonymous No.545130163 [Report]
>>545130072
> fun and engaging
That worked out pretty well for ninja gaiden 4 right? nope it flopped hard
Anonymous No.545130175 [Report]
>>545119865
>PS: Japanese developers are experts at creating games with great aesthetics.
that's a mobilesloppa, I hate it
Anonymous No.545130235 [Report] >>545130492
>>545129852
saar
Anonymous No.545130492 [Report] >>545130618 >>545131347
>>545130235
>saar is also acceptable
thank you saar! Here is progress. I’m going to make it a period accurate windows 95 slot machine game. To the point where I now need to install a Windows 2000 VM with VB6.
Anonymous No.545130612 [Report]
>>545129937
start with pong
Anonymous No.545130618 [Report] >>545130683 >>545130803 >>545130918
>>545130492
Period accurate? In what sense?
Anonymous No.545130683 [Report]
>>545130618
>pinball
Yeah buddy, exactly. Windows Entertainment Pack vibe.
Anonymous No.545130776 [Report]
>>545129937
A walking simulator about some new age existentialism.
Anonymous No.545130803 [Report]
>>545130618
Pinball was developed by Maxis, but all the games in the Windows Entertainment Pack were just coded in the programmers spare time, and someone went around the office collecting them and they turned it into a product.
Anonymous No.545130918 [Report] >>545131076
>>545130618
But I’m just going to use the form designer in VB and take screenshots so the text and buttons are rendered accurately.
Anonymous No.545131076 [Report]
>>545130918
But honestly, I might code my backend server management stuff in VB6 out of habit. I can do it even quicker now with AI.
Anonymous No.545131084 [Report]
>>545129937
why do you need that 1k in a month?
Anonymous No.545131089 [Report]
>>545129937
>if i can sculpt a basic ass realistic human character and rig and animate and can use blueprint and have lots of free assets for environment, vfx what easy game i can make that will make me like 1k on itch in a month?
Anonymous No.545131165 [Report] >>545131545
>>545121485
>Focus on game's (sic ) that aren't as reliant on art
Is this actually possible in almost 2026?
Anonymous No.545131342 [Report] >>545131557
https://vocaroo.com/1fMFCNYX96sN

made a soundtrack for a simcity like game
Anonymous No.545131347 [Report]
>>545130492
Also, I used the 256 default VGA color palette in Aseprite because God commanded it only have 256 colors, and you can talk to god with it if you get 3 bananas in a row.
Anonymous No.545131545 [Report]
>>545131165
Nubby
Anonymous No.545131557 [Report] >>545131653 >>545132125
>>545131342
Would you be willing to license it to a patriotic slot machine game?
Anonymous No.545131628 [Report]
Nobody will care this much about your game.
Anonymous No.545131653 [Report]
>>545131557
I have not investigated how long it would take me yet, but I would like to put an audio visualizer on the LCD above the slot reels.
Anonymous No.545131768 [Report] >>545132173
>>545129678
why are you glorifying them?
Anonymous No.545131992 [Report] >>545132368 >>545132429 >>545135142 >>545136385 >>545137909 >>545143051
Reposting from the other thread.
Prototype ready, if anyone can test it and give avg frame rate and hardware as well as any crashes and general feedback I'd appreciate it. Gotta prep before dd.
https://siliconlife.itch.io/untitled-spider-mech-game
Anonymous No.545132008 [Report]
>alright, I’ve got programming diaper on and I’m jammin’
>this is programming song if I’ve ever heard one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7vNdAb5e4
Anonymous No.545132018 [Report] >>545132105 >>545132192 >>545132247 >>545132249 >>545136491 >>545137336
Can someone help me describe why I can tell when a game is made on Unity or Unreal within like 10s of seeing the visuals?

It's hard to describe but it's like there's a "Unity" look (usually flat/gradients, bright colors, fucking crystals everywhere) and a UE look.
I started rendering animations using Lumen and it's like... You have so much flexibility, yet every single UE game looks the same.
Anonymous No.545132105 [Report]
>>545132018
The rendering engine code. No one ever touches it. They too stupid. Me too stupid.
Anonymous No.545132125 [Report] >>545132395
>>545131557
sure why not
Anonymous No.545132173 [Report]
>>545131768
I happen to find drawings of sissies sexually arousing
Anonymous No.545132192 [Report]
>>545132018
lighting
Anonymous No.545132247 [Report]
>>545132018
With Unreal sure, with Unity - hard no, you are gaslighting yourself.
Anonymous No.545132249 [Report]
>>545132018
UE has a default post process that is more filmic/soft
Anonymous No.545132251 [Report]
>compile warnings in the render code
>that’s going in an email to the devs
>who knows how what kind of drugs they had to do to get that shit working
Anonymous No.545132368 [Report]
>>545131992
that leg movement thingy must have taken a lot of brainpower
Anonymous No.545132395 [Report] >>545132475
>>545132125
Alright, get with me after I get demo out, like 2 more weeks. Music is going to be a big part of the game, I wanna get like 20 tracks in, so I’ll give away 5% net for each track.
Anonymous No.545132429 [Report]
>>545131992
will test it on my 10 year old pc.
Anonymous No.545132475 [Report] >>545132552
>>545132395
$30 and the track is yours to use however you like to be honest, I can improve it a little bit too
Anonymous No.545132482 [Report]
LITERALLY nobody played my game
Anonymous No.545132528 [Report]
does anybody else get mental fatigue after solving problems
i wish i could dev all day long but i need to take breaks and i hate it
Anonymous No.545132552 [Report]
>>545132475
Shit, I’ll do $30 and 5%. Keep working.
Anonymous No.545132749 [Report]
Animators and illustrators get paid more because the works sucks, but they are working under the direction of an artist, so they don’t get shit on the back end.
Anonymous No.545132781 [Report] >>545133102
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3293010/Easy_Delivery_Co/
Make delivery games. People crave the delivery boy experience.
Anonymous No.545132912 [Report] >>545133095
i enjoy battlepasses
Anonymous No.545133095 [Report]
>>545132912
Anonymous No.545133102 [Report]
>>545132781
its too late, by the time ive made one the craze will be over or my exact game but made 100 times better will be made by someone else
Anonymous No.545133182 [Report]
Make lots of games.
Anonymous No.545133273 [Report] >>545133356
This is the game dev thread, not I’m gonna get rich off the hype train thread. I think you guys should split off from /vg/, head on over the /biz/ and leave this thread to the actual devs.
Anonymous No.545133356 [Report]
>>545133273
That would be nice.
Anonymous No.545133371 [Report] >>545133448
Game development is skeet shooting, you have to be accurate, but it helps if you are using a shotgun.
Anonymous No.545133448 [Report]
>>545133371
this applies more to marketing
Anonymous No.545133478 [Report] >>545133897
If you’re not talking about your personal development framework and your build deployment scripts, you’re not gonna fucking make it, kid.
Anonymous No.545133603 [Report]
How are deploying your builds to various targets to send out to your beta testers? Are testing both on Android and iOS mobile browsers with debug symbols enabled? The games that sell are the ones that work. This shit is hard.
Anonymous No.545133735 [Report]
i give up,
Anonymous No.545133746 [Report] >>545133820 >>545133840
It’s funny how even through a screen, I know you all are the kids who didn’t pay attention in class or read any of the books.
Anonymous No.545133820 [Report]
>>545133746
who who who who not me no way no no no way who who who who hahaha
Anonymous No.545133829 [Report]
If you want to make quality games quickly, you need to work directly with and have access to the developer of the engine. Exactly like a race team.
Anonymous No.545133840 [Report]
>>545133746
That's correct, yet I somehow managed to get by without failing anyway
Except for math that was the only thing I had to study
Anonymous No.545133845 [Report] >>545134046 >>545142996
>Gaben still allows this bullshit

https://steamdb.info/app/3078390/charts/
Anonymous No.545133897 [Report] >>545134018 >>545135060
>>545133478
>framework
It would probably be wiser to switch over to an engine while I'm not too invested into raylib yet for someone like me who is already way too old for gamedev (30+). I need to save every second at this point. On the other hand using a low level library creates a natural scope barrier.
Anonymous No.545133928 [Report] >>545134115
Why is there no /agdg/ engine on github with a bunch of furries trying to ban us?
Anonymous No.545134018 [Report] >>545134809
>>545133897
I’m doing raylib too, in C, what language are you using? I turn 40 next year. I’ve been writing other people’s code for too long.
Anonymous No.545134046 [Report]
>>545133845
The economy for that game is more stable than CSGO
gogem.pro No.545134063 [Report]
>>545128720
they got shown to be bitchmade when threatened by payment processors.
Anonymous No.545134115 [Report]
>>545133928
>no, you can’t use that commit!
>he’s the nazi cat poster on /x/!
Anonymous No.545134232 [Report]
The CIA and the furries can’t stop me, I’m not going anywhere. I’ll open a GitHub with my engine after we have tested it thoroughly with my first release.
Anonymous No.545134343 [Report] >>545134417
>You're overthinking it. Learn to program like a jeet.
i hate that this is good advice
Anonymous No.545134417 [Report]
>>545134343
It is historically, in regards to game dev. Now at least you can have AI document and fix your spaghetti code before posting it on GitHub.
Anonymous No.545134497 [Report] >>545136473
Anonymous No.545134504 [Report] >>545134652 >>545134715 >>545134941
If you are a senior dev, AI is a miracle, if you are a junior dev, it is a competitor.
Anonymous No.545134652 [Report] >>545134761
>>545134504
i'm a nodev can't even program but i already made a mod for a game i like to be the game i wanted it to be
Anonymous No.545134663 [Report] >>545134941
The only way to prove yourself now, is shipping shit. Senior devs will call you out on your slop. You are now beholden to the Illuminati C programmers are of World, and our leader Linus Torvalds. The empire of Gabe Newell has fallen!
Anonymous No.545134715 [Report] >>545134857
>>545134504
For now. I could never get any coding job so for me AI is a net bonus. They can't hire me any less than they have already.
Anonymous No.545134748 [Report]
Does your game have steam achievements?
Can you save it? I remember that tongue swinging game and i couldnt save the game after i turn it off.
Anonymous No.545134761 [Report] >>545134941
>>545134652
That’s a start, get it looking good and find a dev. The logistics is the hard part.
Anonymous No.545134809 [Report] >>545134963
>>545134018
I'm using C too. It feels zen not to have to think about the language itself at all when writing it when compared to juggernauts like Java or C# although some features typically associated with that type of OOP would certainly feel convenient for gamedev.
Anonymous No.545134857 [Report]
>>545134715
I haven’t looked in awhile, I’m tired shipping other people’s slop and I have residual income.
>fuck you guys
>I’ll go ship my own sloppy code elsewhere
Anonymous No.545134941 [Report]
>>545134504
>>545134761
>>545134663
all of this is made with AI

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3569474876
https://pastebin.com/MMGHsPv7
Anonymous No.545134963 [Report]
>>545134809
Structs are enough for me to get started without objects, I haven’t fully decided on how to go about scripting yet. Everything screams just use LUA, but I kind of want to write a custom BASIC interpreter.
Anonymous No.545135060 [Report] >>545135356 >>545136425
>>545133897
>natural scope barrier
managing scope creep is way easier than fumbling around with an obscure framework while trying to make a game which is hard enough as it is.
Anonymous No.545135142 [Report] >>545136886
>>545131992
performance was fine but i couldnt find 3840x2160 in the resolution options.
You might want to add a restart from checkpoint button.
I died to the second enemy, respawned in one of those white tubes, and then clipped right though the door at the end and fell into space and now im stuck out here on an invisible wall.
This game is pretty cool though
Anonymous No.545135147 [Report] >>545135713 >>545137559
Just hired a new UI artist for Jargon. Gonna replace the basic panels and buttons with more stylized UI. We're thinking of doing a paper style that would go with the rest of the game's art. It's not gonna be ready in time for demo day unfortunately, but it should be ready by the end of the month.
Anonymous No.545135356 [Report]
>>545135060
Raylib is just a shim over OpenGL and BSD licensed. The AI does quick work of it if you know what you are doing and modifications. I will definitely be compensating the author if I profit off it, as I know many others do. Programmers are cool like that.
Anonymous No.545135494 [Report]
I'm trying to learn Unreal but the fact the UI is like a fucking FPS level-builder instead of what you'd expect from professional 3D software is throwing me off way more than expected
Anonymous No.545135540 [Report]
https://vocaroo.com/1aOM77B3kPkv

made yet another track for some indie video game, someone out here need a soundtrack? I could compose entire fucking soundtrack for you for $150
Anonymous No.545135551 [Report]
polished nothingburgers
Anonymous No.545135556 [Report] >>545135739
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1861500/Pure_Logic/
This guy is Raylib’s top donor. Not bad, bet he made a chunk of change for a month’s work.
Anonymous No.545135713 [Report]
>>545135147
kill yourself
Anonymous No.545135736 [Report] >>545135840 >>545135918 >>545136393
i want to make a turn based rpg but i cant think of a theme
Anonymous No.545135739 [Report]
>>545135556
He’s got lots donors, with lots of funny icons actually. I think raylibdev might work for the CIA
Anonymous No.545135794 [Report] >>545135932 >>545136762
Raylib renders like shit go away gtard
Anonymous No.545135840 [Report] >>545135937
>>545135736
Tanks with and infadrones for enemies! Get upgrade your electronic and drone defense tech tree!
Anonymous No.545135918 [Report] >>545135937
>>545135736
Jews vs caanites
Anonymous No.545135932 [Report]
>>545135794
That’s literally the point, it’s a shim on OpenGL that gets you going, and it’s ugly. If you want it to look different and good, you modify the base code. It’s like a coloring book for smart people.
Anonymous No.545135937 [Report] >>545136221
>>545135840
i dont want to make a game about real life war stuff
>>545135918
hilarious...
Anonymous No.545136221 [Report] >>545136336
>>545135937
Yeah, neither do I. That’s why I give those ones away. How about a turn based modern take on Earthbound, stay with me, but directly addressing that Earthbound was a Japanese persons take of a young man living in with schizophrenia in America that was heavily censored.
Anonymous No.545136336 [Report]
>>545136221
>young kids
>omg earthbound is so wacky
>young kids have no idea that it is an accurate portrayal of having schizophrenia, fighting your toaster, then saving the world from aliens.
Anonymous No.545136367 [Report]
>>545114015
That isn't discovery changes, that's valve adding another half assed bandaid that'll get abused then abandoned like everything else valve does instead of actually fixing the problem.
Anonymous No.545136385 [Report] >>545136538
>>545131992
hmm now what?

I enjoyed it. got lost trying to find a path forward the first time you see the ship. kept falling off the level and finding myself at different checkpoints. really looking forward to seeing this game progress.

specs are old:
i5 6600
1070 8gb

at 1440p, ran at 60 most of the time. a few drops here and there. perfectly playable.
Anonymous No.545136393 [Report]
>>545135736
you can use the style section of my character generator until you find one that sounds interesting. or just roll until you get a character you like and make a theme around that
https://xhal.itch.io/charactergenerator
Anonymous No.545136425 [Report] >>545137061
>>545135060
Are godot and defold the go to choices for solodev (2D)?
Anonymous No.545136473 [Report]
>>545134497
I look like this
Anonymous No.545136491 [Report]
>>545132018
They have default settings that a lot of bad devs don't bother to adjust.
Anonymous No.545136538 [Report]
>>545136385
weapons disabled? I'll show you disabled!!! BZZZRRTTT!!!
Anonymous No.545136762 [Report] >>545136836
>>545135794
What does that mean
Anonymous No.545136804 [Report] >>545137297
>>545113898 (OP)

I'm comparing myself to similar games; I have a lot of room for improvement in terms of the interface.
Anonymous No.545136836 [Report] >>545137376
>>545136762
It means they can’t read C well enough to change the default rendering options to add anti-aliasing and other pretty looking effects.
Anonymous No.545136837 [Report] >>545137049
i need a "toy" idea, in other words a simple, yet engaging mechanic to base my game on
Anonymous No.545136886 [Report]
>>545135142
I forgor about the collision
Anonymous No.545136904 [Report]
some posts of turd games get so much engagement on reddit and I am absolutely clueless why
Anonymous No.545137049 [Report] >>545137236
>>545136837
really fat cats and destructible environments. call it OH LAWD HE COMIN'
thank me from your private plane later
Anonymous No.545137061 [Report]
>>545136425
if you know python, go with Godot. if you know C# or Java go with Unity. if you're making a 3D action game go with Unreal.
Anonymous No.545137236 [Report]
>>545137049
Not a single person has even posted a progress picture of Helicopter Kitty Combat yet either. I’m so disappointed in the progress of this thread.
Anonymous No.545137297 [Report]
>>545136804
cute cat
Anonymous No.545137336 [Report]
>>545132018
each game engine has its own implementation of a rendering equation, and your brain is smarter than you so it notices the patterns, just like it notices the jews.
Anonymous No.545137376 [Report] >>545137475
>>545136836
Go donate to a patreon for someone to add lighting to it zoomzoom
Anonymous No.545137475 [Report] >>545137702
>>545137376
It’ll be all black men with afros by the end of the night if I do that, and he’ll never work on it again.
Anonymous No.545137559 [Report]
>>545135147
Nice, the ui slide looks weird. maybe the top bar spawns there, the other parts slide into place one by one.
Anonymous No.545137631 [Report]
>Pools closed
>he needs some privacy while he conducts business
Anonymous No.545137697 [Report] >>545142203 >>545143068
just solved 3 math assignments ON MY OWN
NO HELP NECESSARY, NO AI
we are SO BACK
Anonymous No.545137702 [Report] >>545137813
>>545137475
Yeah we get it you think youre a clever white guy that doesnt know vector calculus but no youre going to fix the shaders
Anonymous No.545137724 [Report]
Think suckless but a framework for a game engine. Just a debug, entity, event, and some basic collision.
Anonymous No.545137813 [Report] >>545138275
>>545137702
What do you mean fix the shaders? You use the default shaders included in the examples? They’re horrible.
Anonymous No.545137909 [Report] >>545138132
>>545131992
Forgot to add that pressing esc brings up the "Pause" menu (It doesn't actually pause anything)
There's 4 extra one off combat levels in there.
Anonymous No.545138132 [Report]
>>545137909
I gave those a go. tried the shield one a lot as I liked the concept of trying to get over the shield. didn't beat it. boss hit hard and I didn't do a serious attempt at it. the other map, I didn't care for the grenades in practice, neat that you need to think about the gravity direction though. then I tried to change my loadout and got softlocked as there was no way out after i clicked the change hull button
Anonymous No.545138275 [Report] >>545138386
>>545137813
Jusf fuck off back to g to youre game thread #1000 and no game troll. I could get an animated 3d model done in vulkan and youd just keep moving the goalpost.
Irritating cretin.
Anonymous No.545138386 [Report]
>>545138275
You’re just trying to get me to leak more progress pics you can share to your little friends on discord you troll. You’re gonna have to wait like everyone else.
Anonymous No.545138979 [Report]
I can’t believe I’m up to 75,000 views on my personal website just from advertising in this thread.
Anonymous No.545139317 [Report] >>545139391 >>545139468 >>545139495 >>545139525 >>545139737
I finally read the OP at the top. This is how how know not to listen anyone who’s part of social media circle in this thread.
>How to WebM
>links to other peoples tools
How to really do it
>winget install ffmpeg / brew install ffmpeg / sudo apt install ffmpeg
> ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -crf 30 -b:v 0 -an -vf "scale=trunc(iw/2)*2:trunc(ih/2)*2" output.webm
Anonymous No.545139391 [Report] >>545139481
>>545139317
I just do cloudconvert
Anonymous No.545139468 [Report] >>545139610
>>545139317
>his post doesn't have an accompanying webm
heh
Anonymous No.545139481 [Report]
>>545139391
I’m sure it works, but a directory and batch file that converts anything in that directory is faster, and doesn’t require an internet connection or browser.
Anonymous No.545139495 [Report]
>>545139317
Bro your not serious if you are using other's people OS, you should write one
Anonymous No.545139525 [Report]
>>545139317
I didn't know you made ffmpeg
Anonymous No.545139610 [Report] >>545139649
>>545139468
>trollface
I’m doing back end web development, posting progress would violate company security protocols.
Anonymous No.545139649 [Report]
>>545139610
Anonymous No.545139737 [Report]
>>545139317
thanks for someone elses tool. now I get to guess what to input too to get the right filesize how nice!
Anonymous No.545139915 [Report]
I wish it was easier to implement my own video formats into ffmpeg, like if I could write a shared object plugin and put it in some directory instead of having to edit the source code.
Anonymous No.545140043 [Report] >>545140157 >>545141101
No, you learn how to use the tool correctly. FFMPEG is a screwdriver, and you keep handing the simplest task for someone else to figure out, then you wonder why your game sucks.
Anonymous No.545140149 [Report]
i just use starcher to download youtube videos
Anonymous No.545140157 [Report]
>>545140043
who are you talking to?
Anonymous No.545140284 [Report] >>545140331
The quality of their posts do not dignify a (You). They come from a hive mind.
Anonymous No.545140331 [Report]
>>545140284
huh?
Anonymous No.545140396 [Report] >>545140621 >>545140820
someone watch my milk ill be right back
Anonymous No.545140621 [Report]
>>545140396
I got you, bro.
Anonymous No.545140820 [Report]
>>545140396
Anonymous No.545141101 [Report]
>>545140043
What do you know about using the right tools retard
Gnat brain
Imagine thinking a ffmpeg command is an incredible revelation
Brb using cloudconvert
Anonymous No.545141317 [Report]
>>545116408
nortubel?
more like Henrique Cardoso Rocha Pousao Ferreira
Anonymous No.545141765 [Report] >>545141948 >>545142021 >>545170421
1000 true fans is all you need

>The "1,000 true fans" principles emphasize creating a direct, authentic relationship with a core group of devoted supporters who will sustain your work financially. The core ideas are that you can build a sustainable career without millions of followers by finding 1,000 fans who each spend $100 per year on your creations, resulting in $100,000 in annual income
Anonymous No.545141948 [Report] >>545142179 >>545142237 >>545170146
>>545141765
>inding 1,000 fans who each spend $100 per year on your creations, resulting in $100,000 in annual income
ok well good luck doing that with gamers.
Anonymous No.545142021 [Report]
>>545141765
I hope I can get 1000 true fans soon.
Anonymous No.545142179 [Report]
>>545141948
1000 true paypigs who subscribe to your patreon to get updates about your porn VN
Anonymous No.545142203 [Report]
>>545137697
good shit
Anonymous No.545142237 [Report] >>545142334 >>545142337
>>545141948
There's several aggydaggy devs making 10k a month from porn Patreon
Anonymous No.545142334 [Report] >>545142630 >>545142742
>>545142237
How do I do that but without the porn?
Anonymous No.545142337 [Report]
>>545142237
shhhhhh! I don't need more competition
Anonymous No.545142630 [Report] >>545142686
>>545142334
literally impossible. I've seen extraordinarily talented people get peanuts on patreon.
Anonymous No.545142686 [Report]
>>545142630
It's over....
Anonymous No.545142742 [Report]
>>545142334
make dwarf fortress esque autism monolith projects
Anonymous No.545142914 [Report] >>545143363 >>545144263
i miss eric schizo, she made the thread comfy
Anonymous No.545142924 [Report] >>545143169 >>545143316 >>545144057 >>545145972
why won't you open source your game?
Anonymous No.545142932 [Report]
my dream is to be a salaryman but I'm forced to do gamedev. imagine being actually paid for the time you spend working. that's a privilege that's forever beyond my grasp.
Anonymous No.545142996 [Report]
>>545133845
>brought to you by the developer of KEKOLD SIMULATOR.
Anonymous No.545143051 [Report]
>>545131992
Baked the lighting for the skybox, completely forgot that i hadn't done that. Looks a lot better now.
Anonymous No.545143068 [Report]
>>545137697
your parents are disappointed in you
Anonymous No.545143169 [Report]
>>545142924
>open source
next you'll suggest I put it on linux too!
Anonymous No.545143316 [Report] >>545143824
>>545142924
Because my game is very personal. And when I made a game with modding support no one made any mods so I also think that it would be a waste of effort to make it open-source.
Anonymous No.545143363 [Report] >>545146720
>>545142914
>she
it's a he
a man
a brazilian man
a schizophrenic brazilian man
who makes deranged shitposts in the aggy discord
be honest with yourself
Anonymous No.545143824 [Report] >>545144461
>>545143316
>And when I made a game with modding support no one made any mods so I also think that it would be a waste of effort to make it open-source.
Anonymous No.545144057 [Report] >>545144156
>>545142924
I use middleware
Anonymous No.545144156 [Report] >>545144369 >>545144580
>>545144057
cúck
Anonymous No.545144263 [Report] >>545144905
>>545142914
https://youtu.be/iT3qac20_m8
Anonymous No.545144353 [Report] >>545144451 >>545144498 >>545144846 >>545144859 >>545145776 >>545155507
are gamedevs artists or tech entrepreneurs?
Anonymous No.545144369 [Report]
>>545144156
whore
Anonymous No.545144451 [Report] >>545144582
>>545144353
depends
Anonymous No.545144461 [Report]
>>545143824
that's nuts
Anonymous No.545144498 [Report] >>545144582
>>545144353
imagineers
Anonymous No.545144580 [Report]
>>545144156
cùck
Anonymous No.545144582 [Report] >>545144859
>>545144498
>>545144451
whatever they are, they are getting paid jack shit
Anonymous No.545144672 [Report] >>545144735
don't care bout mu gayms anymore. i'm free
Anonymous No.545144735 [Report]
>>545144672
goodbye
Anonymous No.545144846 [Report]
>>545144353
art entrepreneurs
Anonymous No.545144859 [Report]
>>545144353
Successful ones are both.

>>545144582
Most tech startups are never profitable.
Anonymous No.545144905 [Report] >>545145204 >>545145250
>>545144263
easy for him to say when he's got $100M
how about the problem is not
>my art is trash
but
>my game is good but not exceptional and it's getting lost in the sea of slightly better games and everybody's playing Factorio or Stardew Valley anyway and don't care about any new games
Anonymous No.545145204 [Report]
>>545144905
he likely adhered to this mindset far before he became successful
https://youtu.be/SysZchE46R8
he probably developed this mindset when he was a wageslave with a useless computer science degree
Anonymous No.545145250 [Report] >>545145409 >>545145694 >>545146138
>>545144905
If there's nothing exceptional about your game, then it is trash. There are no trophies of participation in the real world. Your education system run by jewish women has failed to prepare you for the real world.
Anonymous No.545145359 [Report] >>545151754
does fygoon post in the discord?
Anonymous No.545145409 [Report] >>545145507 >>545145618
>>545145250
my game is exceptional and still ignored

people don't pay attention to exceptional things. They pay attention to whatever the masses and authority figures tell them
Anonymous No.545145507 [Report] >>545147450
>>545145409
Your game is exceptionally boring, exceptionally autistic, exceptionally uninspired, and exceptionally inaccessible, if it even exists.
Anonymous No.545145618 [Report] >>545147450
>>545145409
nothing is stopping you from positioning yourself as an authority figure in their lives
you do know you can just
tell people stuff
right?
make a game that's compatible with the modern general audience and then just
tell people to play it
most indies refuse to do this because they have too much passion for their own personal unique ideas to sell out and make some MVP slop
but if you really want success, just make something people actually want
if you want to make your game, then do it, nobody's stopping you, but prepare for poor performance
the market is exceedingly strict
Anonymous No.545145694 [Report] >>545145940
>>545145250
>if you're not of exceptional intelligence, you're stupid
Anonymous No.545145776 [Report]
>>545144353
yes
Anonymous No.545145940 [Report] >>545146272
>>545145694
Took you long enough to figure that out, retard.
Anonymous No.545145972 [Report]
>>545142924
Next codetube lolcow
Anonymous No.545146138 [Report] >>545146189
>>545145250
>There are no trophies of participation in the real world.
There literally are. Picrel is just one example. You didn't even need to get deployed anywhere outside the US or be in combat.
Anonymous No.545146189 [Report]
>>545146138
You're in the wrong jobby. Go join the army.
Anonymous No.545146231 [Report] >>545146421 >>545146734 >>545147027
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiLjrJxEE-t_nsyrdn-FgdQZaR7dBgvg_

dev music
fuck you
let's go
Anonymous No.545146272 [Report] >>545146426
>>545145940
>if you're not exceptionally handsome, you're ugly
Anonymous No.545146393 [Report]
>>545125983
Post it on ModDB and make a youtube short about it. Shorts are EXTREMELY popular.
Anonymous No.545146421 [Report] >>545147195
>>545146231
https://youtu.be/duKmbBffzGA
Anonymous No.545146426 [Report] >>545146843
>>545146272
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.545146439 [Report] >>545147025
Can't dev I'm trying to decide if I'm going to be smug or humble once I make it
Anonymous No.545146679 [Report] >>545147447
>>545125983
Same shit as with indie games.
You gotta find some influencer to play it and rave about it.
He's in a pickle because I don't think there are many AOE2 influencers out there but... yeah.
Anonymous No.545146720 [Report]
>>545143363
that doesn't narrow it down very much
Anonymous No.545146734 [Report]
>>545146231
dev music? dev music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF9wunalrr4&list=PL791668078826EA94&index=1

take notes untitled spider mech game dev
Anonymous No.545146843 [Report]
>>545146426
>thinks femoid thinking is valid
Anonymous No.545147025 [Report] >>545147385
>>545146439
You should be really smug and then make a youtube channel about you've figured out the Steam algorithm while working on your next game
Anonymous No.545147027 [Report]
>>545146231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5WShWhQKdE
Anonymous No.545147195 [Report] >>545147420
>>545146421
why don't indie games make games that look like this...
Anonymous No.545147385 [Report]
>>545147025
That guy has over half a million subs on Youtube.
Anonymous No.545147420 [Report]
>>545147195
nolgorbs ordeal looks exactly like that albeit
Anonymous No.545147447 [Report] >>545147927
>>545125983
Who asked for this mod? Literally nobody. Stop making shit that nobody wants.

>>545146679
There are plenty. The bigger channels get more views on a day old video than the game has peak daily CCU.
https://www.youtube.com/@T90Official
https://www.youtube.com/@SpiritOfTheLaw
https://www.youtube.com/@HeraAgeofEmpires2
https://www.youtube.com/@TheViperAOE
But again, why would any of these guys bother to try out the mod?
Anonymous No.545147450 [Report] >>545147591
>>545145507
>>545145618
people want what the screen tells them to want. Keep denying it and see where it gets you
Anonymous No.545147591 [Report] >>545148329
>>545147450
Wheres your game anyways
Anonymous No.545147889 [Report] >>545148023 >>545148859 >>545150353 >>545150395 >>545152675 >>545153443 >>545162483
Progress
Anonymous No.545147927 [Report] >>545148127
>>545147447
>The bigger channels get more views in a day old video than the game has peak daily CCU
Crazy to see how many people are content to watch videogames rather than play them.
Anonymous No.545148023 [Report] >>545150395
>>545147889
why skulls?
you're in like an open field...
Anonymous No.545148030 [Report] >>545148164 >>545148473
I live in a country where i cant get a job and have to report to immigration every 3 months while my mom lectures me either a kid with disability constantly harrased by hackers.
Anonymous No.545148127 [Report] >>545151236
>>545147927
More people watch sports than play sports. It's the same.
Anonymous No.545148164 [Report]
>>545148030
sounds like an interesting premise for a game
Anonymous No.545148329 [Report]
>>545147591
Anonymous No.545148473 [Report] >>545148649
>>545148030
>I live in a country where i cant get a job
>and have to report to immigration every 3 months

so a brown welfare leech, great
Anonymous No.545148649 [Report] >>545148750
>>545148473
No my parents are rich
Anonymous No.545148750 [Report] >>545148849 >>545148940
>>545148649
so why can't you get a job
Anonymous No.545148795 [Report]
game
Anonymous No.545148849 [Report] >>545148947 >>545149209
>>545148750
Because they have laws sgaisnt expats getting a job in thailand
Anonymous No.545148859 [Report] >>545150395 >>545151007
>>545147889
I saw that twitter post too, 2 mln views huh? maybe he'll finally be able to feed his mother
Anonymous No.545148940 [Report] >>545149150
>>545148750
how does his parents being rich make him any more employable?
Anonymous No.545148947 [Report]
>>545148849
>thailand
Anonymous No.545149150 [Report] >>545149358
>>545148940
>how does his parents being rich make him any more employable?

fucking retard
Anonymous No.545149209 [Report] >>545149289 >>545149340 >>545149850 >>545150549
>>545148849
>expats
word for when you're an immigrant but white in a nonwhite country
Anonymous No.545149278 [Report] >>545154425
none of you are real gamedevs
Anonymous No.545149289 [Report] >>545149850
>>545149209
How am i an immigrant if im completely excluded retard
Anonymous No.545149294 [Report]
hear me out here
>cuffbust, but good

and instead of spending $500k on getting a team to make a level editor, just use trenchbroom
Anonymous No.545149305 [Report] >>545149471 >>545151104 >>545170450 >>545170737
anyone making a game here?
Anonymous No.545149340 [Report]
>>545149209
yes
Anonymous No.545149358 [Report] >>545149616 >>545150506
>>545149150
yes, he is. he thinks if anon puts "my parents are rich" on his resume, anon will get hired
Anonymous No.545149471 [Report]
>>545149305
a mod

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3569474876
Anonymous No.545149616 [Report]
>>545149358
are you baiting me or are you really this naive, his options are limitless compared to the same retard who has poor/no parents
Anonymous No.545149850 [Report]
>>545149209
Many such cases.

>>545149289
Get a work visa, not a tourist visa, retard.
>can't because low skill
Exactly, retard.
Anonymous No.545149983 [Report] >>545150117 >>545150289
I should be allowed to beat the shit out of an aggydagger of my choosing every month
Anonymous No.545150117 [Report]
>>545149983
who would you choose this month?
Anonymous No.545150289 [Report]
>>545149983
pick me pick me!
Anonymous No.545150353 [Report]
>>545147889
Ghosts'nGoblinslike
Anonymous No.545150357 [Report] >>545150514
game flopped?
Anonymous No.545150374 [Report] >>545150773
what do you people use to make sound effects
Anonymous No.545150395 [Report] >>545150758 >>545150779 >>545156170 >>545164693
>>545147889
>>545148023
>>545148859
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?publisher=Indie%20Games%20Publisher
he's a grifter bordering on being a troll
Anonymous No.545150506 [Report]
>>545149358
This is why you'll never make it.
Anonymous No.545150514 [Report] >>545150631
>>545150357
I don't even have a drivers' license and I can't balance on a bike so I'll be spared this humiliation.
Anonymous No.545150523 [Report]
>I just went got frozen pizza, soda, and clearance Halloween candy
>I’m gonna game jam here in the /agdg/ while wearing my programming diapers all week until I have a demo
Anonymous No.545150549 [Report]
>>545149209
Your kind contributed to negative connotation of the word immigrant saar
Anonymous No.545150631 [Report]
>>545150514
Anonymous No.545150758 [Report]
>>545150395
>bordering
Anonymous No.545150773 [Report] >>545150965 >>545151075
>>545150374
Download them.
Anonymous No.545150779 [Report]
>>545150395
whoa, he made some more quick cashgrabs, last time I checked he had like two games and toonsouls is in perpetual tba
Anonymous No.545150965 [Report] >>545151075
>>545150773
The government doesn’t want you to know the microphones in your phone high quality and the sound effects in the air are free!
Anonymous No.545151007 [Report]
>>545148859
right now that the algorithm actually did show people his game, what'll be the next excuse
Anonymous No.545151075 [Report] >>545151184 >>545151213 >>545151289 >>545151967 >>545161325
>>545150773
>>545150965
no, I mean like beep-boop type of sound effects
Anonymous No.545151104 [Report] >>545153220
>>545149305
Yeah, added stuff to my box bot like a subtle screen shake when it lands, a little squish when opening, and the start of a status effect/power up/helmet state thing.
Anonymous No.545151184 [Report]
>>545151075
you need to hire me___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Anonymous No.545151213 [Report]
>>545151075
There are a several different beep-boop sound effect generators on itch in which the parameters can be changed.
Anonymous No.545151236 [Report] >>545152415
>>545148127
Noplay sports watchers are the athletic equivalent of a Nodev.
Anonymous No.545151289 [Report]
>>545151075
Audacity or Reaper should be good enough. Layer more sounds over each other, squash, strech, chorus, reverb and filter out unneeded frequencies.
Anonymous No.545151598 [Report] >>545151618 >>545151786
where do find the motivation to make my game
Anonymous No.545151618 [Report] >>545151715
>>545151598
hi :3
Anonymous No.545151715 [Report]
>>545151618
hi
Anonymous No.545151754 [Report] >>545152862
>>545145359
he's banned
Anonymous No.545151786 [Report] >>545151929
>>545151598
ngmi
Anonymous No.545151929 [Report] >>545152273
>>545151786
keed?
Anonymous No.545151967 [Report]
>>545151075
https://github.com/j-p-higgins/SoundThread
Anonymous No.545152263 [Report] >>545153367 >>545154683
as usual, fygoon was right
Anonymous No.545152273 [Report]
>>545151929
>If you wanna make ‘yer game
>gotta put some sneed in ‘yer feed
Anonymous No.545152396 [Report]
You have to want to play your game, the only reason you live is that you can play your game. Then when your game is awesome, you tell people they can’t see it.
Anonymous No.545152415 [Report] >>545153408 >>545156131
>>545151236
Anonymous No.545152519 [Report]
If anyone gives you lip about your game, just ban them. They’ll go find some other game to complain about.
Anonymous No.545152573 [Report]
hell nah nigga
Anonymous No.545152675 [Report]
>>545147889
Anonymous No.545152802 [Report]
I don’t want bots playing my game, so half the people in the world are going to be able to pass the tutorial.
Anonymous No.545152862 [Report] >>545152921
>>545151754
what kind of BITCH ASS NIGGA would ban 'goon
soulless like betz
Anonymous No.545152921 [Report]
>>545152862
he quite literally asked for it
Anonymous No.545152929 [Report]
Oh, you couldn’t pass a test to prove you were a thinking rational human being without preprogrammed language barriers? Looks like you cant play my Minecraft clone.
Anonymous No.545153073 [Report] >>545153186
The first level is going to be an AI psychiatrist that you have to talk to and divulge all greatest secrets and fears to, then the rest the game gets generated based on that conversation.
Anonymous No.545153186 [Report]
>>545153073
The AI works locally, no data is saved, and you can even play it offline and delete your saved data before reconnecting to the internet so that your game was played in complete privacy.
Anonymous No.545153220 [Report]
>>545151104
that's good!
Anonymous No.545153236 [Report]
to peer into the nature of the immaterial and return with the bosom of the flesh firmly, and permanently, embedded in your grasp as much as you are embedded in its, is the most natural and inevitable outcome of creating video games, digital experiences intended to resonate with the most profound chords of our being, it should have never been a surprise to yield such a result
Anonymous No.545153271 [Report] >>545154196 >>545155018
it's time to change the gaming landscape forever
Anonymous No.545153348 [Report]
People are going to pay me to put them through psychiatric hell, then ask for more.
Anonymous No.545153367 [Report]
>>545152263
Anonymous No.545153408 [Report] >>545154154
>>545152415
STOP SHITTING ON PEOPLE WHO HAVE DREAMS YOU SOULLESS GOLEMS
Anonymous No.545153429 [Report]
quit yapping fuck nigga show me some bands
Anonymous No.545153443 [Report] >>545153509
>>545147889
every single asset looks great individually, but the lack of cohesion and bad level design stick out so badly that you get that same uncanny valley effect that is given off by ai slop. you can tell the guy who makes this doesn't really care about it because he has put out a billion shovelware versions of it on steam instead of focusing on making a single solid release like bokube
>default unity font
Anonymous No.545153509 [Report] >>545153646
>>545153443
>a single solid release like bokube
Anonymous No.545153646 [Report]
>>545153509
she's right tho
Anonymous No.545153786 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gjYy9MVhnU
Anonymous No.545153963 [Report] >>545153991 >>545154040 >>545154131
what service do i get to host a game server for real time multiplayer ?
Anonymous No.545153991 [Report]
>>545153963
delivery service
Anonymous No.545154040 [Report]
>>545153963
You just use a VPS and load up whatever operating system you used to run the server you wrote.
Anonymous No.545154131 [Report] >>545154620
>>545153963
For real-time multiplayer, use a managed game server host such as AWS GameLift, Azure PlayFab Multiplayer Servers, Google Cloud Game Servers (Agones), or Unity Multiplay if you need authoritative server control, matchmaking, and autoscaling; use Photon Realtime/Fusion, Unity Relay, Epic Online Services, or Nakama if you prefer lightweight relay or P2P networking that avoids running your own infrastructure; or self-host on a VPS from providers like Hetzner, OVH, or DigitalOcean for early testing or total control—each option trading ease of setup for authority, scalability, and cost efficiency, with cloud services best for competitive or large-scale deployments and relay systems better for small co-op or indie projects.
Anonymous No.545154154 [Report] >>545154384
>>545153408
Anonymous No.545154196 [Report] >>545157401
>>545153271
https://github.com/nickav/naysayer-theme.el
Anonymous No.545154384 [Report]
>>545154154
Peter Jackson did that guy dirty in the movie. in Tolkien's lore he was a honorable and dutiful king who had other urgent shit to do before he got around to going all the way to Mount Doom to destroy the ring.
Anonymous No.545154425 [Report]
>>545149278
you could say we're amateurs
Anonymous No.545154508 [Report] >>545154581 >>545158887
does anybody want to be dm dev buddies
Anonymous No.545154581 [Report]
>>545154508
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.545154620 [Report]
>>545154131
thanks, aggy gpt
Anonymous No.545154627 [Report] >>545154768 >>545154841 >>545155513
Peep this sick model I made for the tier 2 arcane guild. Screws are a pain in the ass and should be banned. Tier 3 is going to have even more screws because FML.
Anonymous No.545154683 [Report] >>545154768
>>545152263
woman behavior lol
Anonymous No.545154768 [Report]
>>545154683
fuck you

>>545154627
looks nice
Anonymous No.545154841 [Report] >>545156326
>>545154627
Cool. I always wonder how 3d devs make world parts like this. The small I tried was in trenchbroom, which was marginally better then making the assets in blender.
Anonymous No.545155018 [Report] >>545157401
>>545153271
are you planning to program facebook 2?
Anonymous No.545155049 [Report] >>545155356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2hRQ2yuRto
Anonymous No.545155051 [Report] >>545155143
nigga I'm boutta freak
Anonymous No.545155093 [Report]
shut the fuck up nigga
Anonymous No.545155143 [Report] >>545155727
>>545155051
Anonymous No.545155191 [Report] >>545155360
When people my play game, it start to takes over their entire life and they see weird synchronicities and gain the ability to talk to God.
Anonymous No.545155240 [Report]
bitch ass nigga on some bullshit
Anonymous No.545155356 [Report] >>545155557
>>545155049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK0XV8_hITA
Anonymous No.545155360 [Report] >>545155739
>>545155191
stay away from train tracks, schizo
Anonymous No.545155507 [Report]
>>545144353
Artists
Anonymous No.545155513 [Report] >>545156326
>>545154627
>Screws are a pain in the ass and should be banned.
just use the path modifier bro
Anonymous No.545155557 [Report]
>>545155356
Wizard lives matter.
Anonymous No.545155727 [Report]
>>545155143
you know that shit delicious doe
Anonymous No.545155739 [Report] >>545157319 >>545158286
>>545155360
I love trains, they’re very efficient in moving large numbers of people around with very little energy expendature.
Anonymous No.545155741 [Report]
we still on that wizard bullshit nigga? are you serious? fuck outta here with allat
Anonymous No.545155812 [Report] >>545155886 >>545155976 >>545156138 >>545156323
can I post here about mods im making
Anonymous No.545155886 [Report]
>>545155812
no sir
Anonymous No.545155958 [Report] >>545156174
>You finna get rich my brotha!? Watch a wizard work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfArN-e2OU
Anonymous No.545155976 [Report]
>>545155812
yes you can
Anonymous No.545156131 [Report]
>>545152415
>2 posts in and they immediately fail to come up with any fun or interesting analogous jokes and instead just replace "game" with "pole vaulting"
I see this happen a lot everywhere, including 4chan. Most people are just incapable of writing properly. And I hate it when they fucking do and the other tasteless retards continue it.
Anonymous No.545156138 [Report] >>545157758
>>545155812
HELLO JOSHUA
HELLO JOSHUA
HELLO JOSHUA
Anonymous No.545156170 [Report] >>545156269 >>545164693
>>545150395
this kid needs to move on from cuphead
Anonymous No.545156174 [Report] >>545156410
>>545155958
Funnier if I included my wizard robe adornments…
Anonymous No.545156269 [Report]
>>545156170
he needs to eat
Anonymous No.545156317 [Report]
this nigga goon really larping as a glowie i'm crying
Anonymous No.545156323 [Report]
>>545155812
Yeah totally, mods are amateur game development and can easily be ported to other engines if needed for commercialization.
Anonymous No.545156326 [Report]
>>545154841
To be a pedant, the usual way. Block out simple shapes, use a few fancy tools if you need. Pretty much any 'retro' modeling tutorial will get you there.
>>545155513
While I agree with the fact that path tool is awesome and would work, I personally can't make a mathematically perfect corkscrew path (unless we're going into modifier inception, but that's also a pain). Good advice tho.
Anonymous No.545156410 [Report] >>545156643
>>545156174
blud going to hell for nentayahu
couldnt be me nigga i told the recruiter to sod off
Anonymous No.545156643 [Report] >>545156739 >>545156810
>>545156410
I’m old dude. I’ve been out almost 20 years. I guarantee you I’m wizard though.
Anonymous No.545156739 [Report]
>>545156643
cringe larp you're ngmi if you're dishonest
Anonymous No.545156810 [Report]
>>545156643
They made me wear the hat, and go the through hazing ritual and everything. 300 dudes beat the shit out of my until my rank was embedded in my collar bones.
Anonymous No.545156867 [Report]
Engine devving a platformer failed spectacularly but I an reusing some of the code to make a grid based dungeon crawler instead, need to remember to keep shit simple and focus in a finished product that works and is fun instead.
Anonymous No.545156951 [Report] >>545157976
WHY IS USING AI ARTS AND AI CODES OKAY BUT NOT AI VOICE???
Anonymous No.545157058 [Report]
I joined the Army with a security clearance in 2003 as known hacker before 4chan, there’s a reason people are little wary about playing my games.
Anonymous No.545157319 [Report] >>545158286
>>545155739
you would love india, dude
Anonymous No.545157387 [Report] >>545157561 >>545157619 >>545157976
yo be honest, your life is not turning out how you hoped it would.
Anonymous No.545157392 [Report] >>545157656 >>545157693 >>545158336 >>545158514
if youre under 20 or over 30 youre ngmi
under 20 too inexperienced
over 30 you had your chance
Anonymous No.545157401 [Report] >>545158048
>>545154196
LOL

>>545155018
No, I’m making a game similar to Dwarf Fortress but with way more to it.
Anonymous No.545157561 [Report] >>545157851
>>545157387
It’s been awesome dude, but I’ve been a little too awesome for too long, but a couple thousand month extra from making some games seems likes easier cash than getting shot at down range again. I’m serious as shit.
Anonymous No.545157619 [Report]
>>545157387
True....
Anonymous No.545157656 [Report]
>>545157392
>tfw literally 25
It is my time.
Anonymous No.545157693 [Report]
>>545157392
"da vinci only was considered a genius at 35"
- cristobal ceron
Anonymous No.545157738 [Report]
I’m bringing direct military hardware experience, 20 years of IT experience, a game engine, and some shitty pixel art to the table and throwing it down.
Anonymous No.545157758 [Report]
>>545156138
hello
Anonymous No.545157851 [Report] >>545157952
>>545157561
>but a couple thousand month extra from making some games
yeah, ezpz.
Anonymous No.545157952 [Report]
>>545157851
It is, otherwise wouldn’t be cranking them out. Steam is like 5% of the worlds market.
Anonymous No.545157956 [Report] >>545158223
>the guy shitting up the threads is a veteran
i kneel
Anonymous No.545157976 [Report] >>545158214
>>545157387
it has been going ever better than I hoped
praise the Lord for all things

>>545156951
people don't seem to complain about AI voices any more, I've seen a few Caseoh videos where he plays horror games with blatant AI assets and people generally ignore them
when AI was new, people would complain, but over time, they've become tolerant
it's like on a psychological level we're no different than the frogs in boiling water
Anonymous No.545158048 [Report]
>>545157401
>No, I’m making a game similar to Dwarf Fortress but with way more to it.
good, Dwarf Fortress is too shallow.
Anonymous No.545158067 [Report] >>545158202
>joshua brought another schizo to /agdg/
fucking epic
Anonymous No.545158147 [Report] >>545158365
maybe if i advertise my game for long enough people will gradually shed their inhibitions and begin to play it
perhaps
Anonymous No.545158202 [Report]
>>545158067
You will be fucking raped, bitch.
Anonymous No.545158214 [Report]
>>545157976
>frogs in boiling water
you try to boil a live frog, it will jump out of the water.
Anonymous No.545158223 [Report]
>>545157956
I’M OLD AS SHIT TOO!
Anonymous No.545158286 [Report] >>545158787
>>545155739
>>545157319
Multiplayer factorio is lowkey india simulator
Anonymous No.545158310 [Report] >>545158370 >>545158487 >>545159062 >>545160116
Imagine being a nodev when you could be using AI
Anonymous No.545158336 [Report] >>545158542
>>545157392
So you turn 30 and then you are just expected to spend the rest of your 50 or so years taking the L? Sounds like loser talk
Anonymous No.545158365 [Report] >>545159532
>>545158147
I found that no, like zero percent of girls are attracted to me when we first meet, but over time they start getting into me even if we don't talk at all. maybe it's like that with games?
Anonymous No.545158370 [Report] >>545158603
>>545158310
Post your AI Game?
Anonymous No.545158487 [Report] >>545158751 >>545158754
>>545158310
I wonder how many of these assets are based off of games like call of duty and I wonder when and or if they're going to get sued for that.
Anonymous No.545158514 [Report]
>>545157392
bocchisisters...
Anonymous No.545158542 [Report]
>>545158336
happens more often than you think
Anonymous No.545158603 [Report]
>>545158370
Bing druid in exile
Anonymous No.545158751 [Report] >>545158889
>>545158487
i wonder how blown out your rectum is from all the bug chasing
Anonymous No.545158754 [Report] >>545158883 >>545158923
>>545158487
Exactly, the legality of commercializing AI produced games has not been decided through written law or court decision yet. However if you know how to train an AI on your own assets, or legally licensed training material through Adobe whoever, it is perfectly legal to use it.
Anonymous No.545158787 [Report]
>>545158286
Skill issue. My team had a standardized rail grid, extensive code commenting throughout the base, and a task list/issue tracker.
Anonymous No.545158883 [Report] >>545159091
>>545158754
Wont matter stability AI trained on millions of copyrighted images and is partnering with AMD and EA
Anonymous No.545158887 [Report] >>545159156
>>545154508
What game are you making?
Anonymous No.545158889 [Report]
>>545158751
the projection is strong in you
Anonymous No.545158923 [Report] >>545159123
>>545158754
I hear lawsuits will shut down AI in two weeks. Be careful.
Anonymous No.545158981 [Report]
if you're not using AI, do i even have to say it?
Anonymous No.545159062 [Report]
>>545158310
lol @ the fatfuck enemies. lmao.
Anonymous No.545159091 [Report]
>>545158883
Okay. That changes nothing. The content generated by AI trained on illegally sourced material may be deemed to be unworthy of copyright and commercialization in the future. This can apply retroactively. They ban shit like that all the time to protect monopolies.
Anonymous No.545159123 [Report] >>545159274
>>545158923
Nobody is saying AI will shut down. I believe the much more likely scenario is these companies will end up having to pay out the ass in fines to come to an agreement with Disney, etc, etc.
Anonymous No.545159150 [Report] >>545159219
>Slots & Daggers has sold 100k copies in the first 10 days
what the fuck
Anonymous No.545159156 [Report]
>>545158887
a 3d platformer
Anonymous No.545159216 [Report] >>545159637
Remember when there was no LLM spam here? That was nice.
Anonymous No.545159219 [Report]
>>545159150
>>Slots & Daggers has sold 100k copies in the first 10 days
>what the fuck
Anonymous No.545159274 [Report] >>545159768
>>545159123
shalom
Anonymous No.545159284 [Report] >>545160329
Remember when yesdevs used to post progress? That was nice.
Anonymous No.545159395 [Report] >>545159442
It’s literally a solved problem if you pay the Adobe tax.
Anonymous No.545159442 [Report]
>>545159395
>It’s literally a solved problem if you pay the Adobe tax.
Anonymous No.545159532 [Report]
>>545158365
it might be like that with everything
is exposure therapy the way?
Anonymous No.545159578 [Report] >>545159627 >>545159791 >>545160012
how do i fix this?
Anonymous No.545159627 [Report]
>>545159578
brain transplant
Anonymous No.545159637 [Report]
>>545159216
dead internet theory coming along nicely
Anonymous No.545159768 [Report] >>545160678
>>545159274
go back to scamming people on discord
Anonymous No.545159791 [Report]
>>545159578
that's called z-fighting. you can't put two faces perfectly on top of each other like that
Anonymous No.545159981 [Report] >>545160024 >>545160045
>NOOO stop telling us about the new tools we can use to make games
>NO we will also not post our games here we are nodevs
Anonymous No.545160012 [Report]
>>545159578
merge the two verts into a single vert
Anonymous No.545160024 [Report]
>>545159981
>>NOOO stop telling us about the new tools we can use to make games
>>NO we will also not post our games here we are nodevs
Anonymous No.545160045 [Report]
>>545159981
I look like this
Anonymous No.545160116 [Report] >>545160219 >>545160825
>>545158310
Imagine having all the 'power' of AI and all you can make is a generic cookie cutter fps.
Anonymous No.545160219 [Report] >>545160391
>>545160116
Imagine having all the 'power' of a human brain and all you can do is shitpost.
Anonymous No.545160329 [Report]
>>545159284
No, I don't remember.
Anonymous No.545160391 [Report]
>>545160219
>Imagine having all the 'power' of a human brain and all you can do is shitpost.
Anonymous No.545160404 [Report] >>545160527
Imagine a small forest. Inside the forest is a little cave. Inside that cave is a bear. Inside that bear are the remains of a rabbit.
C&Cdev No.545160498 [Report] >>545160629 >>545160684 >>545161568 >>545161662
I think I'm gonna make it
Anonymous No.545160527 [Report]
>>545160404
Rotating the dead rabbit in my mind
Anonymous No.545160629 [Report]
>>545160498
Based! Congrats!
Anonymous No.545160678 [Report]
>>545159768
Anonymous No.545160684 [Report]
>>545160498
>cursemark
Anonymous No.545160825 [Report]
>>545160116
>"Expanding foam monster with acid that melts the environment"
>[Something went wrong]
>"Collosal skeletal walking bone city made of the corpses of giants"
>[I can't do that dave]
>"Inside-out gun, that turns enemies inside out with gross squirting pulsating guts"
>[Authorities have been notified]
Anonymous No.545160871 [Report]
today I will remind aggers, we're GMI

>>>/wsg/6019205
Anonymous No.545161210 [Report] >>545161320 >>545162285
>Itch.io is down
Anonymous No.545161320 [Report] >>545161453
>>545161210
their servers got raided due to loli games
Anonymous No.545161325 [Report]
>>545151075
jfxr.frozenfractal.com
rxi.itch.io/sfxia

These 2 + audacity cover basically all the bleepy bloops you need.
Anonymous No.545161453 [Report]
>>545161320
based
Anonymous No.545161565 [Report] >>545161658 >>545161873
I'm glad to be back. I love you guys.
Anonymous No.545161568 [Report]
>>545160498
Samosbor?!?!?
Anonymous No.545161658 [Report]
>>545161565
Anonymous No.545161662 [Report]
>>545160498
>Cats and cups dev
Are you new or am I?
Anonymous No.545161873 [Report]
>>545161565
Love you too mongol
Anonymous No.545162029 [Report] >>545162097 >>545162198 >>545162204 >>545162206 >>545162286
>no game
>decide to make one
>weeks have gone by
>no gameplay, no art
>just code and barebones 2d
>still making constituent parts with the most recent being a timeline manager
>all it does is take events from a json file and processes them in order by time and ports it to the UI system to play in order
>mfw theres so many edge cases still left to catch
>mfw theres still 3-5 main systems before the game can start to be made
How do you overcome the hurdle of basically nothing to show to normies?
Anonymous No.545162059 [Report] >>545162162
>>545113898 (OP)
What agdg games came out completed/finished/released in 2025 that i can play for free?
Anonymous No.545162097 [Report]
>>545162029
Use Codex.
Anonymous No.545162151 [Report] >>545165127
Anonymous No.545162162 [Report]
>>545162059
Itch.io is down so none.
Anonymous No.545162198 [Report]
>>545162029
>How do you overcome the hurdle of basically nothing to show to normies?
I just cry alone in my bedroom then rise up and drain my life force for hours just grinding at the game.
Anonymous No.545162204 [Report] >>545162305
>>545162029
Hire an artist to make mockups. Animate them in blender.
Anonymous No.545162206 [Report]
>>545162029
>How do you overcome the hurdle of basically nothing to show to normies?
You either make 3 months games, or you work 3 years before showing normies stuff.
Anonymous No.545162285 [Report] >>545162409
>>545161210
http://ltch.net/
Anonymous No.545162286 [Report]
>>545162029
>How do you overcome the hurdle of basically nothing to show to normies?
why would you show them anything? maintain pressure, don't show it to anyone unless it's for marketing purposes.
Anonymous No.545162305 [Report] >>545162324 >>545162613
>>545162204
>Hire an artist
ok unc
Anonymous No.545162324 [Report] >>545162456
>>545162305
>>Hire an artist
>ok unc
Anonymous No.545162409 [Report]
>>545162285
>nibba thinks I can't tell an l from an I
Anonymous No.545162456 [Report]
>>545162324
>>>Hire an artist
>>ok unc
Anonymous No.545162483 [Report]
>>545147889
The swords feel like they are actually in the background.
Anonymous No.545162613 [Report]
>>545162305
You have to have 18k or more saved to post here
Anonymous No.545164091 [Report] >>545170692 >>545170887 >>545171291
Anyone got any examples of games where overland travel is actually interesting?

I know Foxhole does something with mud, where you can choose to go around mud patches or you can wade through it and become muddy which ends up slowing you down or having some other effect which affects combat.

Then there's Snowrunner and Mudrunner where the whole thing is about driving trucks through mud and rivers, getting stuck etc,

I feel like there's not a lot of that. Like you'll have some overworld travel mechanic and you just hold a direction and you travel in that direction, the only thing stopping you being cliffs and bodies of water. You can run through a forest at full speed. Seems like an area worth exploring
Anonymous No.545164693 [Report] >>545165179 >>545165248
>>545150395
>>545156170
say what you want but since his 30 millions views he dumped ALL devving progress, random clips and sketches to farm interest, while linking his steam page. For thousands of angry comments there will be some curious onlookers that don't know better, will feel sorry for him and even some people that think that's neat and will buy his games. He promptly discounted all of his shit 90% so I'm really curious if his 4 years of Steam griefing will turn some profit just about now. Jamie, can we see a steam charts graph of his game?
Anonymous No.545164721 [Report] >>545164867
itch is down so reminder that DD is in FOUR (cuatro) days
Anonymous No.545164867 [Report] >>545165245
>>545164721
Itch goes down like once a week I swear. What is wrong with that shitass site?
Anonymous No.545165127 [Report] >>545165702
>>545162151
Anonymous No.545165179 [Report] >>545165489
>>545164693
Yeah but he did spend years in an ongoing humiliation ritual creating turds in all ways except art direction. it's no win.
Anonymous No.545165245 [Report] >>545165858
>>545164867
Maybe you should try to host a storefront with one MILLION games that allows uploads for free and can hold up to 1 GB per game? It's probably targeted by ransomware as we speak and since even AWS could be compromised and 25% of the internet went down like a month ago, I think we should be thankful it's still working at all.
Anonymous No.545165248 [Report] >>545165489
>>545164693
Retard
robotwaifutechnician No.545165281 [Report] >>545165408 >>545165480 >>545165616 >>545165837 >>545166893 >>545167012
why should i waste precious time making a videogame when i could be making a sex bot?
Anonymous No.545165408 [Report]
>>545165281
>why should i waste precious time making a videogame when i could be making a sex bot?
Anonymous No.545165447 [Report]
>>545126720
>steam is full of bots and disillusioned gamers
>you need fresh eyes
Make a horse game. There is a rabid underserved community. Make games for underserved audiences.
Anonymous No.545165480 [Report]
>>545165281
you need to go to sexbot development general, this here is for videogames
Anonymous No.545165489 [Report]
>>545165179
they bash him for art direction too
>>545165248
you can push literal cow turds, if the message is strong it will inevitably reach cow turds enjoyers. I really think he sold 10 times more in recent couple of days than through the last 4 years.
Anonymous No.545165616 [Report] >>545167012 >>545168459
>>545165281
You're meme-ing but this is a very real question. Games already compete with other games and all forms of entertainment including porn and masturbating. If sex bots become real video games will probably take a hit in sales.
Anonymous No.545165702 [Report]
>>545165127
That's not a slop stare. That's a subhuman stare.
Anonymous No.545165837 [Report] >>545166119
>>545165281
I wish I could make a sexbox but even just the silicone for a small test is too expensive for me so I need to make a successful game first
Anonymous No.545165858 [Report] >>545165991 >>545165993 >>545167416
>>545165245
>Somebody is criticizing a multi-million dollar company with a sub-par product? Not on my watch!
Anonymous No.545165991 [Report] >>545166340
>>545165858
It's literally run from a garage by one 20-year old college dropout, get a grip.
Anonymous No.545165993 [Report]
>>545165858
>>Somebody is criticizing a multi-million dollar company with a sub-par product? Not on my watch!
Anonymous No.545166119 [Report] >>545166839
>>545165837
If you can't afford silicone I think you have bigger problems. How do you afford food?
Anonymous No.545166263 [Report] >>545166552
If only Valve would make an itch.io equivalent.
Steam.io, if you will.
Anonymous No.545166270 [Report] >>545166324
can you sue if a game engine update bricks your game?
Anonymous No.545166324 [Report]
>>545166270
>can you sue if a game engine update bricks your game?
Anonymous No.545166340 [Report] >>545167031
>>545165991
You could say the same thing about Facebook and Microsoft. With the amount of money Itch has there is no excuse for a weekly outage.
Anonymous No.545166552 [Report]
>>545166263
I just host my demos and test builds on Google drive, it's worked for me so far
Anonymous No.545166839 [Report]
>>545166119
For a sexbox need platinum cure silicone that is used for prosthetics for it to be safe for intimate contact can't just use a kind that is toxic, and need a lot of it
Anonymous No.545166893 [Report]
>>545165281
THEN DO IT NIGGER
Anonymous No.545166895 [Report] >>545167021 >>545167464 >>545168178 >>545171587
>alright nodevs
>you can tell me how I can’t dev from inside my game if you’re brave enough
>http://nobodyserio.us/cactusweb/cactusweb.html
Anonymous No.545167012 [Report] >>545167157
>>545165281
>>545165616
The technology isn't quite there yet for any "robot" more complicated than a Roomba (something whose only job to drive around) to be a commercially viable consumer product.

t. professional roboticist
Anonymous No.545167021 [Report] >>545167143
>>545166895
Anonymous No.545167031 [Report]
>>545166340
>$15.86 million is comparable to the billions Microsoft and Facebook have
No wonder nobody here can make good games anymore, a lot of you are retarded
Anonymous No.545167143 [Report]
>>545167021
Come talk shit in the game, so I have an excuse to add a ban feature.
Anonymous No.545167157 [Report] >>545167276 >>545167792
>>545167012
retarded faggot just put a realdoll into an optimus and add a heater in the mouth and cunt, tell the llm inside optimus it's not a helpful robot but is supposed to be a companion, it's that easy, i accept 20% of any profits you make with my idea though
Anonymous No.545167276 [Report] >>545167383
>>545167157
Actuated sex toys already exist. I wouldn't really call them a "robot".
Anonymous No.545167305 [Report] >>545167447 >>545167618 >>545167656 >>545167835 >>545168320 >>545168415 >>545168449 >>545168538 >>545171108 >>545174424
>classic Command & Conquer clone with FMV cutscenes
>50k wishlists
>complete flop

RTS genre is completely DEAD. It's over.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2088550/Dying_Breed/
Anonymous No.545167383 [Report]
>>545167276
Anonymous No.545167416 [Report]
>>545165858
^ doesn't even have a game
Anonymous No.545167447 [Report] >>545167648 >>545168560
>>545167305
>$20
Anonymous No.545167464 [Report] >>545168178
>>545166895
Anonymous No.545167618 [Report]
>>545167305
I'm not into RTS games but the FMV cutcene shit is pure soul.
I'm tempted to do it myself.
Anonymous No.545167648 [Report]
>>545167447
>>$20
Anonymous No.545167656 [Report] >>545168578
>>545167305
Why would I pay money for this when I can download C&C from an abandonware website?
Anonymous No.545167740 [Report]
i wonder how much there is a "what if you'd do this?" factor in gamedesign. and if that's why copying games doesn't work.
let me explain. e.g. on youtube you make a video "what if you put a candle into a microwave?"
now imagine the video game equivalent of this: "what if you put someone in control of a colony?"
i know games are more complex than videos, so ofc a video game isn't as detailed as "put a candle in a microwave simulator", but your game, if it does something new, might have the same "wow it'd be interesting to see what happens when you do this" effect.

let's say i'd make a post now "i worked on video game for 3 years and released it 3 months ago". would you be interested in what happened after release? probably. because it has that "i wonder what happened" effect. same could happen in game design. like "what if you put a guy into a zombie apocalypse?" (already exists though).

like there has to be this pull that players want to know how something plays out.
robotwaifutechnician No.545167792 [Report]
>>545167157
Not too far off from what i was planning but unitree cause theyre cheaper and dont need to be jailbroken. But easier said than done. There might be issues with the extra weight it might throw it off balance. Cant say for sure.
But the make over means i can make the money back with profit too i think.
Anonymous No.545167824 [Report]
>my game be like
Anonymous No.545167835 [Report]
>>545167305
Yeah, well, it was obvious to anyone with half a brain. Part of being a successful indie dev is being able to read the market.
Anonymous No.545167882 [Report] >>545168009 >>545168178 >>545168361
In classic 4chan fashion, this was the first thing ever said from a user.
Anonymous No.545168009 [Report] >>545168084
>>545167882
What a shame.
Anonymous No.545168084 [Report]
>>545168009
>What a shame.
Anonymous No.545168178 [Report] >>545168243
>>545167882
>>545167464
>>545166895
Oh yeah, there is no mouse or touch support, the password and username can be blank. Just hit enter twice.
Anonymous No.545168243 [Report] >>545168526
>>545168178
i used tab to navigate, i also connected with tor
Anonymous No.545168320 [Report] >>545168379 >>545168479 >>545169940
>>545167305
That's insane. The indie industry is really struggling. There is no loyal hardcore body of gamers anymore who will support things for being authentic or whatever. There used to be.
Anonymous No.545168361 [Report] >>545168585
>>545167882
That was someone from Sweden. : )
Anonymous No.545168379 [Report]
>>545168320
Why don't you buy it then since you care so much
Anonymous No.545168415 [Report]
>>545167305
>Take 30 year old game
>Rip assets and edit them a bit
>Add gay reddit shit like zombies
Why did it fail?! It's impossible for anyone to understand..
Anonymous No.545168449 [Report] >>545169429
>>545167305
>RTS genre is completely DEA-ACK
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2461280/Lessaria_Fantasy_Kingdom_Sim/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1044720/Farthest_Frontier/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2878450/Master_of_Command/
Anonymous No.545168459 [Report]
>>545165616
I used to ditch my flesh & blood college girlfriends so I could play Skyrim in peace. I think sexbots will just give guys more time for vidya because they won't be wasting hours on dating apps or thinking how to make themselves more attractive or what they should have said that time they talked to their crush at that party. Oh and more discretionary income they can spend on games.
Anonymous No.545168479 [Report]
>>545168320
There's me but I also happen to hate RTS
Anonymous No.545168526 [Report]
>>545168243
It’s safe. I’ll add https to my webserver and put the client up on itch.io tomorrow. I just pulled it out of the archives and got it compiling again today.
robotwaifutechnician No.545168538 [Report] >>545168671
>>545167305
I would have bought that if it was 3d
Theres a yearn from (me) for a proper sequel to red alert 3
Anonymous No.545168560 [Report]
>>545167447
Published by Sid Meyer's company. He earned that price
Anonymous No.545168578 [Report] >>545168727
>>545167656
Because the customer will have already played C&C 300 times and wants a new experience. You really need this explained to you?
Anonymous No.545168585 [Report]
>>545168361
Anonymous No.545168671 [Report] >>545168728
>>545168538
>namefaggot
Anonymous No.545168727 [Report] >>545168858 >>545169369
>>545168578
>the customer
Who is this singular mythical customer? Some 45 year old slav?
Anonymous No.545168728 [Report]
>>545168671
nodev
Anonymous No.545168858 [Report]
>>545168727
Oh I get it now you're just lonely.
Anonymous No.545168908 [Report] >>545169192
Dying Sneed looks worse than a free mod. The turrets on the tank can't even rotate to target enemies. How did they manage to copy an ancient game with modern technology and come out looking worse in every regard? Don't say money, he got a fucking publisher to fund this
Anonymous No.545168939 [Report] >>545169278 >>545169365 >>545169553 >>545169683
We're all exhausted right? It's not just me?
Anonymous No.545169192 [Report] >>545169450
>>545168908
>seething about a game that flopped because it's exactly what he would have tried to make if he could
>attacks the game to cope
Anonymous No.545169278 [Report]
>>545168939
I'm exausted but after injecting 20cc of cute Japanese women I should be good to dev again
Anonymous No.545169365 [Report]
>>545168939
It is what it is.
robotwaifutechnician No.545169369 [Report] >>545169915
>>545168727
Command and conquer 4 was s slap to the face to fans and ea games said sorry were just not going to give you it.
Whoever can make the proper sequel would get a guaranteed fanbase snd it might blow up like stardew valley.
But its a high effort proposal youd have to get the lore right.
Anonymous No.545169407 [Report] >>545169575 >>545169672 >>545169718
Let me just pontificate a bit. As a gamer that is involved in playing games as a serious hobby I'm torn everytime I have to pay real money for a game. My Steam backlog is huge and I mean HUGE. There are games I forgot I have and games I activated 8+ years ago back in the times when sales were good and humbllebundle was fire. I still have physical copies of games for PS3 I haven't even touched, not to mention my PS4 and Switch. I also have a PS+ subscription so I have access to hundreds of games and I'm always choosing games from that pool since my subscription will eventually run out and not playing as much as posssible is like throwing my money away.
All that said I still visit Steam store and PS store to see what's interesting AND cheap to play later. In this particular situation I just won't dish out $20 for a game I will not play for the next couple of months, maybe years even. In currently abundant situation you can only sell game if you really, REALLY like the developers of the game or when the game is cheap enough you're feeling like cheating when buying it.
But you can argue - not everyone has these options. There are people with fever games and less options, they will surely buy my game! That is also false. Most people will still choose playing F2P games with their friends than paying 20 bucks. Right now that price range can be associated with literal masterpiece that everyone wants to play, think Silksong. A peak event of 7 years of blueballing your fanbase that when the game is released they just run like rabid hogs to get it.
This is why there's only 400 games per year worth a damn on steam. You need to create hype or have a good price. You either have a cult following or you will bust your cuff.
Anonymous No.545169429 [Report]
>>545168449
Those are all impressive but Lessaria looks incredible.
Anonymous No.545169450 [Report]
>>545169192
Don't like c&c games at all projecting troon
Anonymous No.545169553 [Report]
>>545168939
>We're all exhausted right? It's not just me?
Anonymous No.545169575 [Report]
>>545169407
shit your pants your gay shitty ass lmfao wow that stinks
Anonymous No.545169672 [Report]
>>545169407
>Let me just pontificate a bit. As a gamer that is involved in playing games as a serious hobby I'm torn everytime I have to pay real money for a game. My Steam backlog is huge and I mean HUGE. There are games I forgot I have and games I activated 8+ years ago back in the times when sales were good and humbllebundle was fire. I still have physical copies of games for PS3 I haven't even touched, not to mention my PS4 and Switch. I also have a PS+ subscription so I have access to hundreds of games and I'm always choosing games from that pool since my subscription will eventually run out and not playing as much as posssible is like throwing my money away.
>All that said I still visit Steam store and PS store to see what's interesting AND cheap to play later. In this particular situation I just won't dish out $20 for a game I will not play for the next couple of months, maybe years even. In currently abundant situation you can only sell game if you really, REALLY like the developers of the game or when the game is cheap enough you're feeling like cheating when buying it.
>But you can argue - not everyone has these options. There are people with fever games and less options, they will surely buy my game! That is also false. Most people will still choose playing F2P games with their friends than paying 20 bucks. Right now that price range can be associated with literal masterpiece that everyone wants to play, think Silksong. A peak event of 7 years of blueballing your fanbase that when the game is released they just run like rabid hogs to get it.
>This is why there's only 400 games per year worth a damn on steam. You need to create hype or have a good price. You either have a cult following or you will bust your cuff.
Anonymous No.545169683 [Report]
>>545168939
I took a nap after harddevving and I feel better now but yea, exhausted.
Anonymous No.545169690 [Report]
Anonymous No.545169718 [Report] >>545169825 >>545169894
>>545169407
>I have too many games
>I am cheap
>indie games are fucked
Thank you for this post I read the whole thing and learned nothing.
Anonymous No.545169825 [Report]
>>545169718
>I read the whole thing
ngmi
Anonymous No.545169894 [Report] >>545170013
>>545169718
Your lesson is to lower your price
Anonymous No.545169908 [Report]
robotwaifutechnician No.545169915 [Report]
>>545169369
Im not making it up
https://youtu.be/zY-yrXFaEjk
Anonymous No.545169940 [Report] >>545170123
>>545168320
>loyal hardcore body of gamers anymore who will support things for being authentic or whatever. There used to be.
You made it up in your wet dreams
Outside of console a AAA fanboy loyality gaymers are the least caring audience
Anonymous No.545169954 [Report]
>tfw contemplating the state of indie games as a profession
Had just about enough.
Anonymous No.545170013 [Report] >>545170146
>>545169894
Higher your price, it'll make your product seem more exclusive and more people will buy.
Low price makes it look like your product is trash.
Anonymous No.545170123 [Report]
>>545169940
Wtf is this picture.
>things were never good
Okay but you just invalidated your opinion to me with that meta cringe pic.
Anonymous No.545170146 [Report] >>545170362
>>545170013
here's your answer
>>545141948
Anonymous No.545170362 [Report]
>>545170146
Sales are fine if your price is high enough.
Anonymous No.545170421 [Report]
>>545141765
Welp I'm never going to achieve that if I continue to spend so much time here instead of promoting my game.

A choice must be made.
Anonymous No.545170450 [Report]
>>545149305
Finished implementing and testing stuff for my free additional content which i will upload to steam. I will upload after one more overall test.
Anonymous No.545170692 [Report]
>>545164091
Gothic 1 and 2
Anonymous No.545170737 [Report] >>545170958
>>545149305
Anonymous No.545170837 [Report]
>game has randomized fishing loot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf2vAbO2yG4
robotwaifutechnician No.545170886 [Report] >>545171132 >>545171489 >>545171784
Here is an old webm from what i was making. I might have to do gamedev desu cause im brokie rn.
Anonymous No.545170887 [Report] >>545174998
>>545164091
I kinda want to make some game where you have to sail everywhere
Anonymous No.545170958 [Report]
>>545170737
Anonymous No.545171108 [Report] >>545172747
>>545167305
Valve smothers niche genres. I hope they change the discoverability algorithm to fix this but I won't hold my breath.
You SHOULD be able to make a living by picking an underserved genre and making games for it but that's not how it works on steam because on steam you're competing with everything not just games in your genre. Really stupid.
robotwaifutechnician No.545171132 [Report] >>545171489 >>545177118
>>545170886
good times
Anonymous No.545171168 [Report]
You don't have to greentext my posts just cause you liked them.
Anonymous No.545171291 [Report]
>>545164091
Death Stranding
Especially the mountaineering chapters where ladders and ropes actually matter
Anonymous No.545171489 [Report] >>545171616
>>545170886
>>545171132
Anonymous No.545171587 [Report]
>>545166895
Works pretty good man, get a page going on itch.io for it.
Anonymous No.545171616 [Report] >>545171915
>>545171489
the clothes have to be separate. The skirt needs to have physics. vip.
Anonymous No.545171784 [Report] >>545173461
>>545170886
Big titty tennis dev back as a namefag of all things.
I remember you having a mental health crisis back then.
I'm sure now that you are in legitimate financial turmoil that your half baked "soft" porn game will overcome the many design and development obstacles that make you spiral last time.
I think the major issue you had was that your game isn't tennis enough to be a sports game and not pornographic enough to be a porn game, so instead you're making an awkward and inaccessible tennis game that is too oddly sexualized for anyone to feel comfortable discussing with friends.
Looking forward to seeing you become our next Burger King dev.
Anonymous No.545171915 [Report]
>>545171616
oh man that was on 2022 fuuuuu
Anonymous No.545172747 [Report] >>545174514
>>545171108
50k wishlists not converting isn't even really a steam problem. The market is inherently fucked right now.
Anonymous No.545173461 [Report]
>>545171784
I didnt try to sell it i just dropped it. Just in time to come back to it with all the ai shit now lol…
Anonymous No.545174424 [Report] >>545174495 >>545174731 >>545175065
>>545167305
After looking at reviews the problem was basically that it's not AAA so it's bad. It's an indie early access game which is rough around the edges and for $20 this is inexcusable to the players. So it's another example of a dev blowing tens of thousands of wishlists.
Dev should have playtested more and not asked $20 for an EA game.

https://youtu.be/ZjtUE-wUvVg&t=1032
Anonymous No.545174495 [Report]
>>545174424
Based Thomas poster
Anonymous No.545174514 [Report] >>545175067
>>545172747
>right now
new fuck
Anonymous No.545174731 [Report] >>545174929 >>545175497
>>545174424
>don't overhype your game
>coming from the guy who has said his game is basically bioshock + half life 2 + immersive sim + willy wonka + squid game + whatever

yikes
Anonymous No.545174929 [Report] >>545175103 >>545175112
>>545174731
>yikes
cringe
Anonymous No.545174931 [Report] >>545175018 >>545176610 >>545176618
>drank a coffee early in the morning to get a major boost
>crash down after devving, took a nap
>wake up, crack open a beer to open my creative side
>do some art
>eat candy from halloween to keep motivated
I'm on fire right now! It's devving time!
Anonymous No.545174998 [Report]
>>545170887
You know what fucking boils my piss? Overworld travel that doesn't have boats or ships. You encounter a river? Well fuck you that's an impassable barrier and you have to go find a bridge. For all of human history rivers have been travel arteries, that's why cities are built on them. Ships are cool and we need more of them. Bannerlord figured that out too late I'm not buying that ship DLC if it ever comes out.
Anonymous No.545175018 [Report]
>>545174931
turn in your man card for having to drink that feminine shit and also for having to take a fucking nap. you're either 80 years old or a woman or both
Anonymous No.545175065 [Report] >>545175464
>>545174424
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST E-CELEBERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE SHOULD INSTEAD COPE HARD ABOUT HOW DOOMED EVERYTHING IS. FYYYGOOOOON PREDICTED THIS REEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.545175067 [Report]
>>545174514
Yes right now. To imply the indie market was like this a few years ago is dishonest. Next fest is cooked after only being a thing for a couple years, wishlists are starting to mean less and less, and the number of games is skyrocketing with AI. None of this was a thing a few years ago.

Imagine calling people newfags on 4chan in 2025. Fix your life.
Anonymous No.545175103 [Report]
>>545174929
yummers
Anonymous No.545175112 [Report]
>>545174929
>cringe
oof stinky!
Anonymous No.545175214 [Report]
we need the lolidevs to come back
Anonymous No.545175327 [Report] >>545175429 >>545175560 >>545175634 >>545175636 >>545175712
>working on ladder system in fps project
>ladder is a box trigger
>set isClimbing true when OnTriggerEnter, false when OnTriggerExit in player script
>player can climb up and leave ladder trigger
>but cannot get off at the bottom of ladder because player never exits ladder trigger (ground prevents leaving trigger area so isClimbing stays true)
>try to use ray to see if player "reached ground" and if isClimbing then set it to false
>player now can't climb ladder because it already "reached ground" and isClimbing when entering ladder trigger
what do?
Anonymous No.545175429 [Report]
>>545175327
holy fuck you can't even into a fucking ladder just quit tard
Anonymous No.545175464 [Report]
>>545175065
>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST E-CELEBERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE SHOULD INSTEAD COPE HARD ABOUT HOW DOOMED EVERYTHING IS. FYYYGOOOOON PREDICTED THIS REEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.545175497 [Report] >>545175603 >>545175843
>>545174731
He says in that exact video how he's making an effort to make clear his game isn't as good as bioshock, this would include pricing it differently.
Also what does that have to do with the point. You dismiss a common sense point by making a pithy remark about the dev. Contain your jealousy.
Anonymous No.545175560 [Report] >>545175679
>>545175327
>try to use ray to see if player "reached ground" and if isClimbing then set it to false
it should be set to false first when you start climbing down when ground has been reached
Anonymous No.545175603 [Report] >>545175889
>>545175497
shut the fuck up, retard. you didn't even address that anon's point at all
Anonymous No.545175634 [Report] >>545175763
>>545175327
Did you ask this like a month ago?
Anonymous No.545175636 [Report] >>545176021 >>545178497
>>545175327
If it's a Halo 1 ladder then it's as simple as allowing the player to move up or down when looking up or down and within the trigger volume

If it's a Call of Duty ladder (i.e. you press a button and you snap to the ladder) then it's a glorified cutscene that disables all player control and plays the MoveUp or MoveDown animation based on where you are in the ladder
Anonymous No.545175668 [Report]
>it doesnt work
Anonymous No.545175679 [Report] >>545176292
>>545175560
>virtue signalling attention seeking tard doesn't know how booleans work
Anonymous No.545175712 [Report] >>545178497
>>545175327
Tutorial on ladder.
Anonymous No.545175763 [Report]
>>545175634
yea it's a meme he's trying to force. i checked the archive just now, same exact fucking post
Anonymous No.545175843 [Report] >>545176173
>>545175497
I'm just saying he's doing a bad job when he mentions bioshock (or some other big AAA game) in literally every video he makes.
I'm excited for the mixed reviews and Thomas going
>Why is everyone comparing it to BioShock?!?!
Anonymous No.545175889 [Report]
>>545175603
uh oh meltie
Anonymous No.545176021 [Report] >>545176481
>>545175636
>glorified cutscene
retarded way to put that, you've never even played the series clearly
Anonymous No.545176149 [Report]
i've got proggy to post, someone mek thred
Anonymous No.545176173 [Report] >>545176242
>>545175843
what does that have to do with the point. You dismiss a common sense point by making a pithy remark about the dev. Contain your jealousy.
Anonymous No.545176242 [Report]
>>545176173
absolutely demolished that anon, very nice
Anonymous No.545176292 [Report]
>>545175679
buttons
Anonymous No.545176415 [Report]
bump limit reached, no new thread in sight. i guess this is the end of this shithole gen
Anonymous No.545176465 [Report]
>watching game dev youtubers
>in the year of our lord 2025
ISHYGDDT
Anonymous No.545176479 [Report] >>545176571
>AAAAAA PAGE 4 IS THE END OF THE WORLD WAAAAA
Anonymous No.545176481 [Report] >>545176641
>>545176021
Damn nigga you sensitive
Anonymous No.545176571 [Report]
>>545176479
>taking everything literally
retarded zoomer alert
Anonymous No.545176610 [Report]
>>545174931
Based. I’m all hopped up and Pepsi and cheap Halloween candy. I need to wind down before I leak any builds from the past year.
Anonymous No.545176618 [Report] >>545176760
>>545174931
>eat candy from halloween to keep motivated
lol
Anonymous No.545176641 [Report]
>>545176481
whoaaaaa, relax there darnell
Anonymous No.545176760 [Report] >>545176874 >>545177390
>>545176618
My dad stood at a grinding machine 60 hours a week for 50 years. A drawer full of candy is only way he survived.
Anonymous No.545176874 [Report] >>545176967 >>545177091 >>545177309 >>545177390
>>545176760
>tales from ye ol' boomer
who in the fuck asked though? nobody gives a shit that your dad did nothing but stand at a machine all day. he probably got the equivalent of $50 an hour to press a couple buttons each hour and lived in a mansion.
Anonymous No.545176903 [Report] >>545177735
I watched 2 movies today.
Anonymous No.545176926 [Report] >>545177023
Treating yourself to a jolly rancher after 30 minutes of dev is a good way to rewire your dopamine receptors. Monkey do code, monkey get treat.
Anonymous No.545176946 [Report] >>545177179 >>545177545 >>545178140 >>545180505
how do i gain the mental fortitude to work on my game without thinking its a manchild fantasy and a complete waste of my time
Anonymous No.545176967 [Report]
>>545176874
I care about his dad, I don't care about (You), though
Anonymous No.545177023 [Report] >>545177309
>>545176926
that's..... not what you should be doing but okay continue being a retard
Anonymous No.545177084 [Report] >>545177162 >>545177332 >>545177558 >>545178409
Can we admit that twitter and its pathetic forms of gamedev marketing need to be erased from existence?
Anonymous No.545177091 [Report]
>>545176874
Nah, not really. He just retired. He did precision work for the aviation components. I made more money writing an hours worth of python scripts.
Anonymous No.545177118 [Report]
im gonna start posting regularly on x now
>>545171132
my sides
Anonymous No.545177162 [Report]
>>545177084
Doesn't bother me and I don't care. Just don't look at it.
Anonymous No.545177179 [Report] >>545177279 >>545177397 >>545177405 >>545177545 >>545180505
>>545176946
You don't need mental fortitude. You need real skills. Without real skills, gamedev really is a manchild fantasy and a complete waste of time.
Anonymous No.545177209 [Report]
Contain your jealousy.
Anonymous No.545177279 [Report]
>>545177179
awful take
Anonymous No.545177309 [Report]
>>545177023
>>545176874
You’re welcome to join my server and talk shit.
Anonymous No.545177332 [Report]
>>545177084
Anonymous No.545177390 [Report]
>>545176760
I just liked the idea of someone eating candy and being like fuck yeah let's dev

Ignore this melt melt he's having another meltie melt >>545176874
Anonymous No.545177397 [Report] >>545177450
>>545177179
if someone has real skills they wouldnt be touching game dev in the first place
Anonymous No.545177405 [Report]
>>545177179
That's my cousins helicopter and jokes on you he works at Boeing now.
Anonymous No.545177450 [Report]
>>545177397
awful take
Anonymous No.545177473 [Report] >>545177532
The last 4 people to play my demos have disappeared though. I need to add a counter to the website.
Anonymous No.545177532 [Report]
>>545177473
>website
Anonymous No.545177545 [Report] >>545177645 >>545177830 >>545177976 >>545178138
>>545176946
Making a video game IS a manchild fantasy and complete waste of your time. It's not about mental fortitude, it's about admitting to yourself that you are a manchild and your time is worthless so you might as well just waste it.

>>545177179
Even with real skills gamedev a complete waste of time. Imagine for your pictural example someone who could and did build a helicopter alone. It'd still be a waste of time because he'd never be be able to compete with the factories churning out helicopters.
Anonymous No.545177558 [Report]
>>545177084
30 mln views btw (toonguy, boku misfired)
Anonymous No.545177645 [Report]
>>545177545
what isnt a waste of time then?
Anonymous No.545177648 [Report] >>545177861
Someone should make a stealth action game, where you are a CIA contractor, and you have to hide a body on an active ordnance range. So it’s Metal Gear Solid meets Minesweeper.
Anonymous No.545177735 [Report] >>545177808 >>545178009
>>545176903
Based. Love me some kino to just get away from it all. Vidya isn't quite the same because I think so often about my game and get inspired and stuff.
Anonymous No.545177808 [Report]
>>545177735
shut the fuck up zoomer
Anonymous No.545177830 [Report]
>>545177545
>he doesn't know about aircraft kits
Plenty of people build their own aircrafts. Many have used those aircrafts as the foundation for a small business.
Anonymous No.545177861 [Report]
>>545177648
I could show you guys some places on Google Maps if you need reference art. I can accurately describe any unexplored ordnance and how to detect it to you. The programming should be pretty easy.
Anonymous No.545177871 [Report]
new thread
>>545177842
>>545177842
Anonymous No.545177976 [Report]
>>545177545
This is some good seethe. Too good.
Anonymous No.545178009 [Report] >>545178421
>>545177735
What movies did you watch?
Anonymous No.545178138 [Report]
>>545177545
>Making a video game IS a peak male flex and complete subjugation of your potential. It's about mental fortitude, it's about forging a whole world by yourself in a majestic fusion of art and code and your time couldn't be possibly spent on anything more worthwhile.
Anonymous No.545178140 [Report]
>>545176946
Stop listening to women tell you what is childish and what isn’t
Anonymous No.545178409 [Report]
>>545177084
>31K views
>THE ALGORITHM IGNORES ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous No.545178421 [Report]
>>545178009
I watched a retarded comedy movie super low brow. It was just what the doctor ordered.
Anonymous No.545178497 [Report]
>>545175636
it's the Halo one which is just a trigger. problem is getting off the ladder. player can only go up or down inside the trigger but ground prevents leaving the said trigger. i'm not sure how Halo treated getting off ladders.

>>545175712
i tried and couldn't find what i was looking for.
Anonymous No.545180505 [Report]
>>545176946
If you don't have a comfortable and fulfilling life, then it is a waste of time. Gamedev is best as a hobby. It's ok to do something because you like doing it, but it's probably not ok to use gamedev as a coping mecahnism to feel some level of control when the rest of your life is a mess, or to imagine that if you just make a game and sell it for millions of dollars then it'll rescue you from a lifetime of bad decisions. If you think gamedev is a manchild fantasy then your brain is probably trying to tell you that you should be spending your time and energy on more pressing matters.

>>545177179
You are right, but I did gamedev when I was a kid and it got me into programming and eventually led to a career as a software developer. Everyone starts somewhere. But back then I had no delusions about publishing and making big money off a game and I was literally a child. Some people come here, watch their first brackeys tutorial and think they're going to release the next lethal company and transform their lives, those people need a reality check and to be told that they're at least 10 years of practice away from being able to make a commercial game.