Thread 546242536

>>546109367

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com

>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>arts and crafts tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing
>gallery
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/oc/tourneys/arts%20and%20crafts%206/

>>546242536 (OP)
I'll be Hibikeeping it real like she would've wanted me to: This image hibi SUCKS.

Ransei is a girl?!

>>546242735
OL outfit next year

>>546242841
>biofuta

Majsoul Friends Room 90760(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=90760

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DShhCj30QiM
my wife is playing

>>546242841
gay sex with ransei

yuzu

>>546242735
Ransei's cute butt.

>>546242949
2/4

>>546242735
So this is a "date" theme? Who do (you) want to take on a date, /mjg/?

>>546243458
(you)!

>>546242735
Waiting for the skeb comm. Hope it's a thighjob.

>>546243458
I want snake to eat me

would sex with a futa count as gay sex?

>>546243458
Steve

>>546242949
Still 2/4

>>546233551
could you not

>>546242949
Started

>power outage in the middle of a match
>can't connect on phone
>check results next day
>2nd
I'm so good at mahjong

>>546242949
GG, thanks for the game, sorry I can only stay for one

rip sonoda

>>546242949
gg, 3/4

If there's a kaiji collab they better put in best boy

>>546245889
>-87.3
oh no no no

>>546242949
Started

>>546211356
>will have to kill a friend to progress
forgive me...

>watch American Dad
>The guy that voices the Japanese kid is called Suzuki Daisuke

for me it's Yamaha Kawasaki

Do you love your teammates?

>>546247561
only from behind

3 Days Camping & Fishing Alaska's Wilderness (Near Dick Proenneke's Cabin)

sweet koromo

>>546246339
just so you know the anon in the last thread saying there was a leak was bullshitting you

>>546247561
I only love my station

>>546242735
>Talle Hours
>it's a womanlet

>>546248330
It's Idle Hours

I thought it was Tally Hows

>>546243458
Date

>>546242949
gg

>>546243458
my captain

>>546242949
ggs

>>546248562
it's wednesday, no telly today

>>546242735
Jolle Hours? But it's only November?

>They can't read cursive handwriting
EU won

>>546242949
ggs

>200.pdf is not in the top 3
Bravo

>>546248930
Wrong emote.

I'm not sure which redhag is the datura imbiber and I don't think I want to know

>>546249045
>text
lost from the start

>>546242735
LOOK AT THE SKY IT'S JOLLE HOUR

>>546249045
not art

>>546242735
I can think of a ninja tool she desperately needs.

>>546243458
>Who do (you) want to take on a date, /mjg/?
Yes.

>>546248768
Americans are the ones who can't read cursive.

>>546249045
>words words words

>>546249708
Your art?
MY art.

>>546250431
>he doesn't have the layers
>he doesn't have the full resolution
Nope, still my art.

does anyone have the that manga panel/page of the guy reading another player's sanshoku riichi from just 3 or 4 discards?

>>546249045
forsooth, it seems my exceptionally erudite eloquence was lost on the paltry prose peddlers that fret about this meager melee of moronical malcontents. perchance

>>546250595
I have this

>>546250713
is this a real discard reading technique what is it called?

>>546250860
yeah it's called the bullshit read

>>546250860
It is not
It's just classic mahjong anime bullshit
But technically, it's an exaggeration of the principle of urasuji and lower/upper suit reading

>>546250860
about as real as things like aida yon ken and ura suji

>>546250860
It's the heroin vision from Tetsuya

>>546250860
Because they're cheating as a duo and rigging the wall hard, it's maybe possible in that context. But in general, no.

>>546251209
kek

>>546250860
reading that 764p are dangerous from that is a real read, though there is no reason to expect tenpai and 9 out of 10 cases in jade the 8m is a misclick, just simply bad efficiency, or even if he is playing well just ends up being a full mentsu.
in short you are facing experts and its schizo shit.

>>546251209
ichihime really powered up with this one

>>546251507
When is /mjg/ gonna singalong to that

>>546251507
For me, it's the ending.

For me, it's the movie

For me, it's the DVD specials

>>546252148
Imagine spending all those hours practicing sleight of hand instead of just reading RB1

>>546252378
You can get tenhous and other yakumemes just by reading RB1?

I didn't read rb1 and I'm adept

I didn't read rb1 and I'm saint

I read rb1 and I'm master

>>546252563
We still fight!

>>546250004
EU won because they can read it
USA lost because they can't do it

>>546252552
No, don't read it and you'll still be able to get suukantsu

>>546252748
The ones who couldn't read it were clearly EU posts though

My chicken scratch is better than that cursive

Jack the Bipper

>>546233821
>nya2k table

>>546248168
Soon! What brand should I drink this year? I can save what I don't finish for when I clack tiles.

>>546242735
Just realized she's also wearing a choker (with a heart on it), turbo slut

>>546253052
Very wrong
t. pass user

>>546254291
You can't even see it so what's the point?

my alt made it to novice 2

-1 image for prolific actor Clancy Brown, voice of Lex Luthor.

+1 image for Yuzu, the witch of justice.

>>546254563
FIRST YOU DISABLE THE HAND

+1 image for Steve, the Krimson Khemist

>>546255264
>the Krimson Khemist
shut up faker

>>546255264
You called?

>>546254823
Huh. That was Clancy Brown wasn't it. Mr. Krabs really is in everything.

>>546255264
Bend over

>>546255408
My fellow Steves are so kreative

>>546254267
Kavalan Oloroso Sherry Cask

>>546256223
>bellybutton cleavage

>>546257250
That's not Calvados?

>play against saint
>get a decent win on him
>now it's his dealer turn
>he riichis
>ryuukyoku
>he riichis
>someone dares to push
>11600
>he riichis 1st row
>6k all ippatsumo
Are saints all luckshitters? Every time with these fuckers

>>546257441
No. It's a taiwanese whiskey. Had it at a dinner tasting.

Koito big win

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie – Official Trailer

>>546262046
why make a mario galaxy movie almost twenty years after the game came out
the kids won't get it

no sydney swimbney no watch

>>546260341
wj

>>546260341
well steved

>>546263341
They just made the kids pay $70 for a galaxy bundle on the switch 2 and now they're cashing out on the rerelease popularity

>Virgin Punk runtime: 95 minutes
>35 minutes for Virgin Punk, 60 minutes BTS footage
mahjong

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stop watching GARBAGE

揽佬 (SKAI isyourgod) - 大展鸿图 (Blueprint Supreme)

I played YET ANOTHER 8 Souls-Like games you've never heard of
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>>546265951
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WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING TO REMIND YOU THAT SNOW LEOPARDS ARE FUCKING SEXY

>>546265351
I lost $8 dollars in Vegas and that was enough gambling for me.

well?

>>546267824
the client

>>546267864
h-hayai

>>546267824
>The Eminence in Shadow
I've only seen ryona compilations on Youtube.
Is it any good outside of that or just generic "overpowered MC" slop?

>>546268032
It's atomic

If you answered anything else you need to get out of /mjg/

kys shill

damn, there's more

>>546268368
Steve would watch this

bravo frank

catfoodbros, dont look

Frank will never get a collab as good as the Koito collab

>>546268859
I selected Love Live in the other games section.

>>546268971
Please don't, Koito can't compete with those

GANBARUBY!!!

>>546242735
>good emote
blobkeks, I think we might have to look for a new job

>>546268249
>no Eminence
shit taste

>>546267824
Not a single 4chan option among them

>>546268521
>higurashi
ok, maybe one 4chan option

>>546267824
>rent a girlfriend
>my dress up darling

>>546269696
we lost our mahjong soul

>>546269696
fucking bullshit

>>546271757
ANAL with BANANA

Any gamers know what MAKA is thinking here?

Well, now that gallery is out and the qualifiers are over, I'm going to proceed further.
This work was planned as /mjg/ threads and Mahjong Soul 7th anniversary tribute.
Since it's the iceberg, it's meant to be fixed, updated and expanded more.
In fact, this general and /v/ threads previously have generated so much inner discourse it's hard to contain everything in the head and mention every single meme at once.
So, I ask (you) to help and participate in the contribution too.
A couple of threads earlier some anon said it lacks several ritualposts. It's not like literally every ritual post should make its way in. As you can see, for example, I didn't include hayasakatroon posting, fate/fgo, anything UmaMusu related. Well, you can count "Mortalbotting" line as fate reference, though.
I could forget something and I did miss a number of mjg happenings, that's another reason why I ask to help. Also, one anon thought I commited some serious mahjong crime. Please, elaborate, I'll see if I can do something.

What to add? From this year I still haven't add Zen Cynthia and Ichihime parasites. Should I an where?
What to change?
What to move?
What to remove?

>>546272071
This one looks alright

>>546272157
yeah, win any hand to win the game

>>546272094
I <3 CANADA

>>546272198
Current version is 1.2. What was fixed already
- Asterisk explanation for "Pure" is easier to read now.
- Fixed some inaccuracy at background for emotes.
- "implying" joke is saved, but changed a bit. Could be removed at all, but at adds a flavour to the entry.
- Added the line about online mahjong to depict a logical shift into the web community theme.
- Added Reputation line to Pure following the theme.
- Added Training wheels line to Nyarmalfag.
- Fixed the Sheep line and moved to Weird closer to languages theme. Initially it was added in rush before the submission at late evening. I was half asleep and completely forgot the emote edit with flag and misremembered that one post about Sheep's isekai to Westminster. Please, forgive me for that.
- Sand snorting Idol idol moved to Nyarmalfag, thematically closer to Luckshitting jyanshis line. Theorethically, "Luckshitting" line could be removed, but its implications were about Nana, Saber and other cases of it.
- Added "She is a 'Wanjirou' user (paid)...!" line to Weird.
- Miko uprising moved to Weird, thematically closer to whale Wanjirou line.
- jong and doko are now deeper.
- Added nanodesu! to Weird.
- Added luigi and mario to Weird.
- Ron Hanneman added to Creep.
- "RankeDeRankeDeranked" part of Looping line was removed for obnoxiousness and bloating.
- Unyuu time moved to Degenerate. First, it's kinda forced meme, second, it's recent and on the surface practically, no real depth. Third, it's hornyposting related, so, it is now on the right tier.
- Added cynthia-7.png to Degenerate.

>>546272198
I ain't reading all this shit again

>>546272157
honitsu? hello

>>546272157
Switch to honitsu depending on draws.

>>546272198
This is precisely the kind of shit you don't make because all it does it attract tourists, powerlevelfags, and redditors who think making Facebookmaker charts is remotely interesting.

Fuck off to r*ddit or something.

>>546272157
put this in https://mjai.ekyu.moe/
mortal's opinion is stronger
not taking instant iipeikou riichi is surprising to me

>>546272398
>honor

>>546269696
Tell me when you find another enlightened emote. Until then I shall chop wood and carry water.

>>546272157
As a side note, MAKA or any of the other AIs literally don't think. They're just a probability grid that just takes inputs and spits out results based on random math. They are unironically playing by feel. All of them.

If any AI is "thinking", it would only be older, traditional AIs like akochan and that's a stretch. None of the machine learning shit do any "thinking". You will never get a coherent answer to "what did they mean by this" because the AIs themselves don't know. That's why they can never explain themselves.

>>546272157
biggest thing I see is not throwing away dora if drawn, especially aka

>>546272543
>it does it attract tourists, powerlevelfags, and redditors who think making Facebookmaker charts is remotely interesting
That's mostly true, I admt.

>Fuck off to r*ddit or something.
Jokes on you, but I hate it with all my heart.

>>546272157
HELLO?
NAMESPOLICE?
WHERE ARE YOU?

>>546273596
I allowed it

brb clogging the toiler

>>546273596
Didn't even notice. Putting his name on the list.

nini

>>546274317
ggers!

>>546272198
many ritualposts will come and many ritualposts will go

>>546272198
It's just really very very busy to be honest anon. If I were making this (and I do think its a fun idea for sure!) I would focus on adding a couple more layers and actually reducing the entries in each one. Only include things that are significant/memorable/very funny.
Things like "I play Riichi City for PLOT" "Beatori is for Betas" "Learning the entire History of Mah Jongg by heart" seem to be just filler entries because you wanted to fill all the space. Just remove these, less can be more!
Full sentences again make it boring reading, just short punchy lines can be better. Instead of "Scrabble Mahjong" just "bibber", "levelling sanma and yonma to etc etc etc" just ">sanma", "Flow is the most important thing in mahjong" just "flow" (then maybe later "flow isnt real" and then even deeper "flow IS real", "I play MCR and Riichi to do etc etc etc etc" just "MCR", "20s emote until ron pause" just "tameron".
Some long lines are fine but there are too many so its again just having too much on screen that isn't too funny or interesting.
Things I found funniest in this were "West round", "5th gg". Things I think just fit an iceberg model well you already thought of were "L7447", "/jong/ /doko/", "Path of Trial", "Washizu Autotable".
Make sure to throw in a bunch of odler references too that most people might not understand, afterall the fun in an iceberg comes from wondering what the hell some of this stuff is, its no fun if you understand it all.
Examples of things you could include (sorry if you included these already as I might have missed them) are "pinfu dice" "/mjg/ police chase", "irl /mjg/ League", "Darkness", "mjs emote crossposting", "the map", "google hangouts", "catfoodbowl rigging", "4han", "double blitz" there's plenty of stuff for sure and more than enough to fill all the space on the iceberg. But I think you should remove and revamp alot of the options. I rated you top 10 though because I still really like it. Good job anon!

>>546272960
Intentional, due to typical typing in threads.

>>546275213
>Things like "I play Riichi City for PLOT" "Beatori is for Betas" "Learning the entire History of Mah Jongg by heart"
agreed, remove this and stuff like
>Finally getting interested in betaori

>>546268032
I am... atomic...

sex with zundamon

this fucking asshole stole all the dora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOvfJvczedU

>>546276054
this but male

what went wrong?

nakadashi bros what happened? I haven't been keeping up with m-league

Tampa Just Got Freaky
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>>546276464
i watched m-league and he simply got luckshat on

>>546276616
good, total yuzu death

>>546267824
I already told frank that I would only come back for Umineko

>>546267824
>No Aria
Good. Catfood, it's now your chance to make it happen

>>546267824
I answered Chained Soldier, Kakegurui, Chainsawman, and Konosuba. I'm not all that familiar with any of the others.

>>546268521
I put in Fist of the North Star so we can have an "Omae wa mou shindeiru" emote

>>546276464
pirateniggers getting their just desserts

Kakeks are all ugly as fuck, they would fit just fine in RC

>>546275213
Thanks mate. Basically, trim it more laconic and save the funnier side of it.
>"20s emote until ron pause" just "tameron"
Yeah, that was written in 2019. Later in the last depth tameron is actually mentioned. I will fix it.
>Make sure to throw in a bunch of odler references too that most people might not understand
Already a number of it, but I'll check for more. Thanks for the examples too.

>>546268521
>Inuyasha
I rather have Sega MJ do the collab

>>546272731
>mortal's opinion is stronger
debatable

you don't riichi this in south 3, you don't riichi this in tonpuu e3

>>546249045
It's good OC. If 200 anon wants I can add it as a repo page after the tournament is over.

>>546268521
>half of these were already in segamj

>>546280254
static 64x64px png icons (not even full character portraits) isn't a real collab

>>546280440
Looks like a full portrait to me

>>546280440
holy zoomer
drink coolaid or something

One thing that always annoyed me is how regular, aka, and ura dora are all counted separately. There's no reason for my character to say "羊が一匹" three times

>>546283709
There's no reason to be listing out yaku in the first place
If yostar were based they'd've had them just go iichiman roku sen and so on

They would have like, eight times the voice lines though

>New Valve VR headset
No gacha for the next few months

Stevechads, are we ready for Steve's new outfit today? I know I am.

heyyyyyyyyy stevies

>>546284401
No way Steve is getting another one that soon.
But I'm also not sure who could get one... Hanner?

I'm more wondering why this thread isn't on /tg/, but well... knowing the sorta context, I might see why...

>>546268032
>>546268526
Heh, interesting...
Does darkness lie beyond the shadow?
Or is it shadows that end the darkness?
Or perhaps they're all just dancing to the tune of light?

>>546284956
We mainly play a videogame.

steve is getting two outfits today

>>546284401
Next outfit is Ayako

>>546284956
gacha and vtumor trannies are running the show
ignore this general for your own good

What do you call a Krist Eve deep in thought?
STEVIE WONDER!

>>546284014
Actually fuck it
There's approximately 80 unique voice lines required for sub mangan and 10 or 40 for mangan + depending on if you want to do it anouncing "mangan" or "4000/2000 / 8000", so that's about 110 semi-long voicelines for each character, compared to the 47 yaku lines + 10 for mangan+ announcements
This is a post for nobody

>>546284401
I'd rather get free Steve outfit for Christmas event.

>>546284330
What are you using it for?

Am I retarded for posting on /mjg/ even though there's already a mahjong club in my country?

Statistical mahjong strategy be like … oh by the way all the ev calculations and advice in the book is wrong for online 4th place avoidance lol ..

WHERE IS SHE YOSTAR
I DEMAND THAT YOU HAND HER OVER

Just finished making some really fire suggestions in the RC collab survey. I hope they pick mine.

Majsoul Friends Room 65333(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=65333
Standard

>>546285978
Proof?

>>546286236
1/4

>>546285978
Later versions of simulation used can actually calculate based on specific ranked rates.

>>546286236
2/4

>>546286236
3/4

>>546286236
starto

>>546284330
>not wired
it's over bros, we are going to deal with streamed slop and compressed video in our games forever

>>546285902
Join their discord, sister!

this has to be the dumbest discard I have seen in my life

Does it actually make sense to fold more against weaker players?
They may riichi on haneman hands even when they have enough value, wil chase cooler yaku, and it's more likely someone else will deal in for you.

>>546286417
Section 2.8.3

>>546288783
it's a zentsuppa push

>>546288783
>daiminkan
pot calling the kettle black

>>546288835
Yes, stomping silver room is all about getting to tenpai first through better efficient and also not dealing in

>>546289026
Does it also apply to Gold, Jade, and /mjg/ tourneys?

>>546289008
at that point I was on a ryanmen wait for 5 8pin, if i didnt go for the rinshan there it would have been too soulless

>>546289209
>ryanmen
adeptchad do you know what that word means

Goldies nowadays don’t even know what a ryanmen is …

>>546289183
yes, no, usually only in qualifiers

>>546289564
I can't keep folding hard in Jade?

>>546289351
if 6,7p wait for 5,8p isnt a ryanmen I dont know what is, correct.

WE HATE JASHIN-CHAN HERE

>>546289745
uhhh 7p doko?

>>546289669
the deranking M1s will always tsumo and never deal in for any substantial amount in your game despite their 14% deal in rates

>>546289745
>no 7p in your discard or hand
>1 6p discarded
>say that you have a 58p wait

>>546290007
>and never deal in for any substantial amount in your game despite their 14% deal in rates
they will but only to the other players, not you

now I wonder when Mahjong Soul will bring back visible walls... because something like that might help for the eventual RL visitings and getting to know how that kinda works.

>>546290196
the fuck would that "help" with. it's just visual clutter

>>546289906
>>546290093
anon was cheating and changed his tiles

S+ in gold … yeah looks like mendleson is back

holy shingo, what the FUCK is this

>>546289745
Retard

>>546285451
Com du Club?

>>546272198
Can you put them all in a paste bin it's hard to read everything jumbled up

I hate girls with silver hair

word on the street is that Witch Riv is the new Frieren

>>546268249
needs Getter Robo High.

>>546290582
junchan cope

>>546291469
somehow we need to force junchan sanshoku when we could get closed sanshoku in a single draw

>>546290582
Retarded discard

>>546291593
he could have also called 1m/1s for open ssk dora 1, but it's unlikely for him to get dora indicator. It's a soulful play because it's the most aesthetic damaten hand

Secrets of the Silent Witch S01E13 A Books Worth 1080p CR WEB-DL DUAL AAC2.0 H 264-VARYG (Silent Witch: Chinmoku no Majo no Kakushigoto, Dual-Audio, Multi-Subs)
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>>546291770
>soulful
so it's retarded
the strongest player in japan made a retarded move on live tv

>>546286236
Sorry, only had time for two
ggs, 3/4 possibly

>>546286236
gg!

>>546286236
GG seating is skill

>>546286035
She's lame

Total Recall (1990)

>>546293421
Get your ass to Mars.

>>546290307
>it's just visual clutter
If you're on a tiny phone screen maybe. It doesn't look cluttered when you actually do it right.

>>546294295
i play on my phone

>>546294414
So turn it off?

>>546294572
you don't need the wall either

>>546294572
I'll turn you off.

>>546294752
You don't need all of the decorations to play mahjong, yet they still include them anyways.

Why is Steve (26 years old) hanging out with Koromo (子供)?

>>546295129
The kids thing she's very cool

>>546295129
steve is older than me?

>>546295129
Steve's the zany aunt you call to watch your kids while you're away

My (legally) child at heart wife Steve is so cute

Only 1 of my league team IRCs is still active.
Why did everyone leave the other one?

>Steve
Reddit
>Hibiki
4chan

>Steve
/vg/
>Hibiki
/vt/

>>546297202
>Hibiki gets Crow, Nina, Sio, and Moco

>>546297296
Those are all Stevecore, you get the one that cried during league

>>546296960
We all moved to discord

>>546297572
Too late!

What came first, /mjg/ or #yakuman/v/irgins?

>>546297954
#osamuko

Do we know who the oldest anon still around is? The leader of the IRC perhaps?

>>546298161
********

>>546298161
It's me (I joined since league 5)

>>546291710
teriyakichorizo-2.png
ANOTHER mahjong food "O"C? What part of "original" do you fuckers not understand?

You missed your chance to get the best Elisa outfit and there's no going back.

>>546298774
They give out a pick-whichever-outfit-you-want every year now

>>546291710
is this literally making fun of the asapin chombo...

>>546298774
Shaun!

>>546299113
He doesn't deserve it. Everyone makes mistakes.

All Simples meow!

>>546300389
Anon?

>>546300924
Anon here

Anon where?

So this is the fate that awaits Momo in 30 years...

>>546300389
Video doko? I want to see the chombo in action

>>546298774
shan't be buying whoreslop

>>546301494
You can find it on Youtube if you search the correct combination of moon runes.

>>546300441
Super Saiyan Ichihime?!

>>546301494
https://youtu.be/qmW2kiR7Hxw?t=219
It's not as entertaining as it looks
10 seconds of slip up, 5 minutes of the refs having a meltdown because they have no idea what the fuck to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_nb3W3mBFM

>>546302107
isn't it funny how errors literally never happen in any other professional board game competition but mahjong?

how much $ does it take to reliably roll a character in mahjong souls? haha

tanyao
dora juuni

>>546302473
(1-(1-0.05)^n)*100
Where n is the amount of rolls you do

>>546302241
>literally never happen in any other professional board game competition

>>546302585
its been so long since i looked at it. i thought it was $2 per roll but it's actually $3 per roll. bravo fuji

why do dora exist, to make me suffer?

>>546303219
not chess or go or shogi

>>546303547
Of course it never happened, you're not allowed to use mahjong tiles in go nor shogi.

>>546302585
salted what now?

>>546303637
don't act stupid with me

tonpuu, no score minimum

>>546304303
Just take the ryanmen riichi
Get that black digital shit out of here

>>546304303
dama for 1st duh

>>546295129
Someone has to train the younger generations in fighting evil doers.
You are welcome.

i hate ranked again
dumbest chimps possible

>evil doers
Like Sanshoku?

nyanpoku doubun

>>546302241
>>546303547
Why would you lie?
In pro chess there are even been fucking cheat scandals with AIs giving them morse code instructions with buttplugs, not just illegal moves of all sorts.

Pinfu nomi is evil

>>546301309
too much unyuu time...

>>546305782
no one ever makes an illegal move even in chess blitz scrambles
that's different from cheating
mahjong doesn't have secret cheating scandals IRL

>>546305782
your honor, that buttplug was for pleasure only

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMOos7mYnEA
cynthia-7.png

Chess has simple rules and you don't move all the pieces at once, there's very little room for fuck ups outside of sweeping your arm across the board
I think the only "obscure" rules you could fuck up on are en passant and castling

https://youtu.be/bTS9XaoQ6mg
cynthia-7.png

>>546306626
Illegal moves don't count until you hit the clock as well, unlike in mahjong where you get punished immediately

>>546306086
Even Magnus Carlsen won a match by making an illegal move against an illegal move.
The fuck are you talking about.

mental reset (copium) M2 jade room

Why are AdeptChads so powerful?

I uninstalled mjs and rc
the life is good

>>546307187
Proof?

>>546307187
What do you play on now? SegaMJ?

alright, then unless you are playing on tenhou, get the fuck out of here

>>546307187
didn't read lol

>>546307187
based himechad

>>546307224
yeah, events are fun

Cheeky little bot.

>>546307771
ittsu aka mangan

>>546307984
Sasuga mortal-kun.

I gooned to Ransei's ass AGAIN

>>546307771
That's pretty clever
You can still pon chun for the nobetan wait if it does ever come out

>>546308310
Those visible pantylines aren't helping.

>>546308395
Indeed I did consider the 5m wait at the time but with three mentanpin pools a chun push seemed like a good bet.

Total /ck/igger death

What would you discard and riichi or dama?

>>546309156
food wars team next year

>>546307771
there's no way chun (+1 han) is less winnable than 5m (+1 han)

>>546309206
6s, I am upgrading to honitsu

>>546309206
7m instaleech on halfsuji trap
SMS says that honor shanpon has the exact same win rate as ryanmen

>>546309206
3 myriads. We are going for 7 pairs.

Why do saints still use training wheels?

>>546306305
Poker is even more luckshitting based than Mahjong

>>546309206
haku for tanpin iipeikou dora
11600

>>546309206
From that score, you should probably instariichi, but I'm not a bitch and would discard 6s

>>546309206
I just slam 7m here. We're ahead but it's still E4 and we're dealer so winning small doesn't advance the game.

>>546309809
No it's not

Who is the Phill Hellmuth of mahjong?

ryanpeikou honitsu is real

>>546310012
B*tty

>>546309809
Poker is less about the cards and more about reading the other players.
>>546310012
Nakabayashi can get pretty tilted but he doesn't get catty and mopey like Hellmuth.

>>546309206
Mortal likes cutting 6s there is lots of chis and you can't end up bakahon so it is very tempting even more so when you have that lead.

>>546309206
That's an obvious 6s, it's an easy and callable upgrade for honitsu and you don't 'need' to win this hand
Do you riichi if you draw 57s though?

>>546310601
Based

WWYD?

>>546310917
8p and impregnate fuji in the womb

5m

>>546310917
7s and forget about sskope

>>546309809
Count how many hands of poker actually go to showdown
because that's the only point your cards actually matter

>>546310917
5m
sanshoku/sanmenchan > iipeikou

Also is shimo dc'd?

>>546311031
fuji is barren

>>546310917
7 bamboo

>>546310917
8p or giga schizo 6m

>>546310917
I'd just keep it simple with 8p happy enough with the shape.

>>546311174
no, he's not

anyone have that image of a kamikaze or something where
"ANY PLACE THAT ISN'T LAST IS A WINNNN"

lasti gets lasti

HE CHASED ME WITH A 7s WAIT, HONEY
I got a pinfu dora 2 sanshoku on my dealer turn and he chases with this stupid nomi hand I mean how can you be this bad at mahjong? You get to this level and you play like complete garbage. This might just be a game to you buddy but this is my life here.
A fucking 7s wait, God. Horrible ettiquette, honestly

He said lasti not laasti

more like luusti

Getting all your shitposting out before you go to bed so you can blame it on the burgers again huh?
Disgraceful

4 burgers please

>>546312537
I stay up to about 0200UTC for this purpose. Theres no way people think we stay up this late just to shitpost and blame it on the burgers

>>546312537
yes the elusive euroneetkek is supposedly responsible for this
again

He got bailed out in that oorasu

>>546312512
>Nimrod_Poop

>>546310917
6s

touchmepls

bravo eurokeks

bravo burgers!
bravo!

>>546313402
i blame finland

Do me! Do me!

At what hours indians are active so I can blame them?

>burgers falseflagging this hard
Every time

>>546310917
8p is probably the widest and has the very faint chance of sanshoku

>>546313502
Troonpu.

>>546313502
yahooed

bravo burger kings

>>546314104
oh no no no no stevekeks
we grief terraria servers now?
>>>/vm/2056737

>>546311031
>>546311073
>>546311081
>>546311174
>>546311221
>>546311227
>>546313607
as >>546311539 says, I kept it simple with 8p - felt like any other options lose too much acceptance/call potential with the oya tanyao dora2 we have already. touching the souzu shape is not an option so it'd be either 2/8p or 5m, and 8p keeps 567 sanshoku alive. tossing the 45m ponten chance felt like a waste even if there's a risk of ending on a (temporary) souzu tanki

MAKA prefers 5m slightly but Mortal and NAGA overwhelmingly pick 8p

kisama, we're leaving

kisama ass

>>546314373
Kisama janai
Katsura da

>>546314512
better joke than the entirety of gintama

WWYD here?

>>546314892
i'm not going to read this post

>>546314953
1p

>>546314953
1p

>>546314953
0m. destory manzu block. we're going chinitsu and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>546314953
KAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>546314953
riichi

>>546314953
1p dama

>>546314953
Kan, then discard 2p, riichi tanki on whatever tile you draw from the dead wall. It's destiny.

>>546314953
2p reach

>>546314953
obvious 2p dama, kan when you have a better tanki

>>546315669
and what is your wait exactly?

>>546316161
5p

>>546316232
and where is the 5p?

>>546316336
it's the 4th aka

>>546316232
and 8p

Mahjong but every tile has an aka version

>>546316763
Typical /jong/ autotable

I flopped daisangen and my kamicha checked should I check or raise

>>546316763
That's essentially what ura does

>>546316763
i can't believe 2hujong is dead

>>546316938
All in.

I came...
https://exhentai.org/g/3632433/8dfaffbf9c/

>>546315081
>>546315092
>>546315129
>>546315149
>>546315315
>>546315353
>>546315356
>>546315527
>>546315669
>>546315747
I got lured in by the tanyao+2 dama despite the fact that it A) is a bad wait and B) has almost no improvements. Early sneaky 5200 ron could pay off nicely though and Mortal sees the vision kinda
MAKA and NAGA go with 2p dama. This way we can find a better tanki to kan+riichi on, as well as keeping alive ittsu chances on a 49p draw

>>546317535
The good news is with all the 5p in your hand the 4p is hard for anyone to use and more likely to come out in dama.

Mmmh...Momo-chan...I feel inspired tonight...

forced meme

https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0CNG9BFQX
Did science go too far?

>>546317845
That's true as well. I feel like I have an embarrassing blind spot when it comes to ankous in my own hand and their implications for the bakyou, definitely something to pay more attention to

i so sleepy

>excellent maka score
>it's because i had an excellent haipai with obvious draws and called riichi in the first row
>terrible maka score
>it's because someone else won very quickly and the bot is still quibbling over which guest wind i should drop
Starting to think these copebots are worthless.

What is a nemron anyway

>>546318747
google it

>>546318747
it's like a xopy

>>546318470
guest wind discards alone never drop your hand score below A anyway

>>546318862
in what

>>546318905
They do when you only get like three discards.

>>546318957
a limerick

>>546319079
a xopyinlimerick?

>>546319079
is that like a picklerick?

>>546319143
well if that's the way you wanna put it

NIKO STYLE ADAMANTINE KATA: IRONBREAKER!
kristeve-3.png

I played 16 hanchans today

>>546319348
how was it?

>>546319348
you played 20 hanchans yesterday

God, you people are pathetic.

Umineko collab soon!!

>>546319535
suck my dick faggot

doko

Umineko is the better VN but Higurashi would be a better collab.
Too bad Frank is getting it before us.

I played 0 hanchans today

>>546319635
Butterfly ron effect and slaughterer motif riichi bgm would be enough

>>546319840
Yeah but do you really want to play as Beatrice or Jessica over Rena or Rika?

I always knew you'd come back to us, /doko/.
>>>/vm/2056843

Ciconia would be a better collab than both other WTC if only it was finished

>>546319979
Id play as bernkastel and Kinzo

>>546319840
We already have some of the decos covered.

>Queue ranked
>Start shitting myself
I'm never eating latinx food again.

steve skin in 2 and a half hours

>>546320190
it doesnt vibe the right way, should be more like the zawa effect but with butterflies

if you use the word "vibe" you are a robot, simple as

>>546319979
Tameronning with an emote like this would be so fucking kino.

>>546319635
true, but I like the Umineko VAs more

>>546320529
Aren't they the same VAs?

07th expansion collab with both nekos crying for everyone for FREE this christmas soon!!!

Riichi city will have the umeniko collab

Tenpai of the Golden Witch won.

>>546320580
dunno, but if they are they did a garbage job with Higurashi

>>546319994
So is /doko/cord /mjg/cord now?

>>546320718
>got into the VN too late
its was so fucking over for me, and still is

>>546320718
so why don't i see a umineko on front page of repo

>>546320476
I would argue back but its impossible to win against kujouriu-12.png

>>546320832
Same reason there’s no boomer cat

>>546319994
>/doko/ dies before 1.4.5 releases

>>546320982
then why is a boomer cat right there

i like to play with my vibe in my panties and turn up the setting based on how much i'm winning

>>546319979
Best would be:
>Battler
>Beatrice
>Bernkastel
>Lambdadelta

I made this then missed the league with the umineko team a year later

>>546321117
That's not a boomercat newfag, the boomercat was removed after a few months

>>546321192
>no detective

>>546321268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shWxcQVYr0s

Would Beatrice be under Sakura Path or Bamboo Path?

>>546309809
its pure luck. it borders on not even classifying as a game.
>your only decision is whether to keep betting
just play slots

I feel so bad sharing this place with all these fossils. Gross.

>>546321492
The one FOMO I'll never recover from. Great team

>>546321404
banned from one han city

I feel so blessed sharing this place with all these old guards who can pass down their fun thread culture to me and the other newfriends.

Van Dick - The Gaypire Hunter

https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=jnklmp-0rts0865-b7ec-65hh-fbae-gptouritlytw_a925279336_2
>trying to lose
>can't lose

>>546323272
why would you try to lose?

>>546323325
because it's faster to derank and climb back than to just climb

>>546323325
to derank on purpose mayhaps

>>546323412
why didn't you just not click ron on that kokushi then?

>>546323552
I've done the same thing while trying to derank on purpose as well. When the game just hands you a win, muscle memory kicks in no matter how hard you try to resist, and you just need to click that button.