Thread 546352431

Harem Protagonist Edition

Previous Anime: >>546322914

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

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>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

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>>546352616
WE DID IT!!!

>>546352431 (OP)
dude what the fuck thread didn’t even reach bump limit and was slow as hell

What if Susie is just a figment of our imagination and she's not in the game at all, and we're all just schizophrenic

>>546352772
Nah, Imagination Cant Generate Something Like Her
She's Too Good To Be False

>* The Roaring Knight goes to bed.
* The Roaring Knight goes to bed.

Every Goat is heterosexual.

>>546352934
Every goat should be raped

Did somebody say rape?

>>546352912
I wish you where a figment of my imagination

>>546352616
what site even is that?

>>546353215
wrong were

Do you imagine cuddling fave to help you fall asleep? I hear people take drugs to fall asleep all the time but I've never had issue with that at all if I imagine holding or being held by them.

>>546353258
Fuck ur right. Gosh damn

>>546353215
Not All Wishes Can Be Granted, Dear Susan
But I Would Gladly Be A Figment Of Your Imagination
To Stand By Your Side In Every Moment

>>546352750
poor little baker wanted to sleep probably

>>546353327
*reaches and wraps u n falls asleep*

>>546352994
hot

>>546353363
I wish you were a figment of the brain so I could take some pills and freed of your presence

>>546353948
I Have The " Permanent Mental Illness" Perk Inside Your Imagination
Meaning That There Isnt A "Getting Rid" Of Me

>>546352616
mind numbing

>>546353327
Berdly Using His Whole Wing-Span
And Hugging You To Sleep

>>546352912
she really isn't that great

>>546352832
my excuse to post my favorite image

Would a threadpersonalities tierlist template be uncouth

>>546354616
Yes.

>>546354465
Why Would Chara Make Anon Say That?

I love Clover (female).

>>546354616
Do it but include as many as you can think of so it's not just 4 people.

>>546354616
yes fuck off

>>546353327
>Do you imagine cuddling fave to help you fall asleep?
Yes. Yes I do.

Would grinding up all the threadpersonalities into a gruesome flesh slurry using a giant motorized meat grinder and feeding it all to hungry Fave using a metal sluice be uncouth

>>546354025
What if I rolled a perfect 20 and received pills that could cure any mental illness, what would you do then

>>546354616
itd be funny and piss off some of these retards who cant handle living examples of why anonymity is good. do it.
>>546354938
itd be funny and piss off some of these retards who cant handle living examples of why anonymity is good. do it._

>>546355006
Rolling A Nat 20 Doesnt Mean An Insta-Win
But You Can Still Try If You Want I Guess
But It Seems You Missed The "Permanent" Part Of It

>>546354538
Goat morning! :D
How are you?

>>546354616
I made one about a year or two ago but a lot of the people I listed don't even come here anymore so it's pointless

Oh hell yeah man I sure do love how much discussion is going on right now, theres so much being discussed I can barely handle it

>>546356080
It's 1 in the morning, dude. Go to bed why don't ya?

>>546356080
OUGGG IM DISCUSSING SO HARD RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BUSS IMMA DISCUMMMJGGNFOROREJB

>>546356080
I'm listening to Hail to the King by Avenged Sevenfold but I don't think my fave would enjoy it as much

Oh boy I sure do love defending Dess and denying her crimes against Kris

What would fave have to say about the people of Indian nationality

>>546356080
let's discuss what the meaning of spinning and revolving is in jevil's boss battle. is it related to the ideas of predetermined randomness he brings in? spinning obviously implies cycles. during each of his 5 phases, his attacks are in cycles. but i see few cycles in the actual main story.
can you think of any meaningful cycles, spins, revolutions?

the winglades are focused on rotation, but it seems to be surface-level. maybe? does anyone have deep winglade reads?

the roaring knight fight mentions the world revolving around you, but i cannot imagine this is anything more than a callback to jevil, it is so opaque and irrelevant to the story. i think this one was an attack tell anyway.

>>546352772
Oh shit, fanart with actual effort?

>>546356817
the roaring knight flavor texts are telling you what attacks are coming next iirc

>>546356753
IS THAT A BALJEET REFERENCE FROM THE HIT SERIES PHINEAS & FERB?

>>546356753
IS THAT A RAVI REFERENCE FROM THE HIT SERIES JESSIE?

>>546356559
Kris was a brat that required correction, Dess did nothing wrong.

>>546356753
They are hard working and deserving of jobs last Americans can't do

Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.

I love Chara

>>546357338
Good night!

>>546352718
>>546348531

>Journal Entry No. 531

>It's December again
>We walked in the brisk afternoon air, nothing but the crunch of gravel breaking the still of the air
>Nothing needed to be said
>Just my presence was enough support
>Besides, there was nothing else to say
>She was gone, and there was nothing more I could do about it
>I did all I could and it still wasn't enough
>We came to the lake, just shy of the water
>He inhaled deeply, tried to put on a brave face, and faltered
>"A year sure does fly by, huh."
>Voiced aloud, it sounded more for his sake than mine
>I offered a thin smile, knowing all too well of the weeks of despair, the brief moments of acceptance, and the descent back into dejection
>There were no condolences to offer, no well-wishes, no hopes and dreams to combat the cruel realities of the situation
>"She's really not coming back."
>Stated, not asked
>I wish there was something I could have said to bring him some peace, but it had already been said before
>It started with "She'll turn up!" and ended with "We can't say for certain what happened."
>Eventually, we had all accepted the best next truth:
>"Wherever she is, she's at peace."
>He scoffed. Not bitterly, just in disbelief
>"I just want closure. That's it."
>"How's Nelly handling?"
>He shrugged
>"Well enough."
>"And the wife?"
>He shuddered against a chilling breeze
>"Oh, you know how she gets," he spoke resentfully behind an air of indifference, "still bitter, still blames us, or anyone but herself-"
>He buried his tightening face in his hands, steadying himself before letting go and exhaling into the sky above
>"No. I'm not doing this today."
>He feigned a smile; I gave a knowing glance
>"That's alright, I know it's still..."
>The fog of his breath hung around his antlers, twirling lazily upwards
>"... unimaginably difficult for you all."
>His eyes to the ground, I saw a twitch of a snarl
>Then, eyes closed, a pensive smile
>Standing, we continued down that gravel path

>>546355569
hello hello, im doing well rn, about to start eating my breakfast :D

>>546357778
>im doing well rn
Glad to hear that.
>about to start eating my breakfast :D
Enjoy your meal! :)

>>546356817
As far as cycles in the main story go, well, we're gonna have to delve into some nice little theory talk here. It is my belief that deltarune, as far as what it actaully is beyond being a video game, is basically a way of introducing an x factor to the story that plays out in deltarunes universe in some crazy effort to try and overcome the predestined fate the heros seem to be locked into no matter what. That x factor being us, as gaster somehow altered Kris's soul (someone who gaster decided gave the greatest chance at bringing forth a new outcome) basically giving us control of them. he's seen the worlds story play out, in cycles and cycles, and by the time he creates deltarune, he's fed up with how the world seems to go down the route it does no matter what.

perhaps jevils spinning represents the cycle gaster is trying to have us break, us defeating jevil representing the first crack in the glass that leads to a better outcome for our heros. Now, why's that? Because they die in every outcome. Why's that? Well, If I had to guess, it'd probably be the failure to seek out the holders of the shadow crystals. there's a good chance the fun gang never went out of the their way to find them in most timelines, and even if they did, there's a good chance they never got all of them. infact, the only ones I see them getting for sure would be... The knights (the only reason I say this is because they are the only holder that the fun gang are gonna run into no matter what) or gersons. if you gather enough of them, you'll have something on your hands thats capable of changing fate itself. There's a good chance that's what gaster is hoping we do. Get all those shadow crystals and fuse them into something great. All that needs to happen, for that to be possible, is us defeating jevil. This probably sounds schizophrenic, but that's because it is. To be a deltarune fan is to be schizophrenic.

Frisk is the only based human from utdr. Idc what toby is doing with muh kris

>>546359414
this is good. im resistant to time loop stuff and i dont like it but the MY DELTARUNE being a change rune (because obviously) makes good sense. i know delta = change will come into the story somewhere at some point.

but ...playerless DR must be very different from retail DR. and you say the normal route is still undesirable for gaster. that we need to do the shadowbosses (achievable only with strong player influence) to achieve a brighter future. so, MY DELTARUNE coming in and really pushing stuff around.

the further extreme is weird route, where the player exerts disturbing levels of forced control. gaster has not yet commented.

is it accepted that this spectrum read is intended?
LEAST INFLUENCE EXERTED = normal -- normal w/crystals -- weird = MOST INFLUENCE EXERTED

im curious about thematic reads of this. "shadowcrystals route is a weaker weird route" lines up in some ways but i feel weird about it in others.

>>546357679
Good greentext, but I'm not sure why you linked it to the thigh post. Unless...?

Does anyone actually blame chara for their actions during genocide or did people make that up to defend their little demon

Listening to ytpmvs, what are you freaks doing

>>546360532
The player is responsible for the genocide route but the moment chara shows up everything from there on is their fault.

>>546360542
Work.

>>546360542
Do people/you listen to those as actual music? Like instead of the songs theyre based off of, you pull up the remix? Do you listen to ytpmv versions of songs you haven't heard the original versions of? If so, why?

>>546360817
The best ones can outshine their base songs. I always chase up the OG songs but sometimes I like ytpmv remixes more.

>>546360817
I usually listen to ytpmvs of real songs I already know (if they exist), but sometimes ytpmvs introduce me to songs I've never heard of before.

What if Fave only wanted to have sex when on their period and bleeding?

>>546361178
But fave is a guy????

>>546360107
I just liked the picture lol

>>546361212
fave goes fucking BONKERS when on their boy period

What if fave is very mature for their age? Does that make it okay?

period fisting...

>>546359307
hot
I especially like rory's huge mommy milkers!
makes my pp all beeeg

>>546362340
mommy

fave's boyperiod causing him huge embarrassment
fave gets trolled when somebody quickly taps ther foot on his crotch and his reaction isn't guttural pain
fave filling his pants with balls of paper towels
fave taking tylenol
fave being teased he always acts more bitchy this time of the month

I find it kind of fascinating how some women fantasize about their favorite male character getting pregnant or having periods because all my life I've heard that both of those things suck to go through. It'd be like if men wanted their favorite female characters to get testicular torsion or gout.

>>546362670
Fave takes tylenol while pregnant.
Takes enough so the brat is into trains but not enough they cant look at women

>>546362994
Fave's child has Assburgers

>>546363225
Damn...

>>546362908
what nonsense, neither gout nor testicular torsion doesn't happen to every man once a month, and no man is expected to have a testicular torsion or gout in their life by all of society

>>546361212
then fave's mouthpussy will be having the period

>>546363431
*activates autism* bad double negative and thus wrong

>>546362908
sans and spamton should get gout

Thoughts on Goth Shantae?

>>546363431
>neither gout nor testicular torsion doesn't happen to every man once a month, and no man is expected to have a testicular torsion or gout in their life by all of society
You don't know that

>>546363558
who?

>>546363615
proof?

>>546363448
Fave should brush his teeth and apply dental floss more often

>>546362908
A more fair comparison is fantasizing female fave (who has a cock) having random erections, morning woods, getting her bulge spotted, bumping her crotch on people's backs or getting checked by accident or funny incidents busting her nuts

>>546363431
OK fine, change gout and testicular torsion to prostate cancer. Is that better?

Berdly thinks that surely this time Shantae will make it to Smash Bros

I miss the weaver

>>546364032
idk man do you get prostate cancer once a month

Ok look I just find genital transformation really hot but this fetish is fucking tough to find outside of full blown tg/tftg scenarios

>>546364137
Charafags never recovered from this

>>546363529
freaky big shot spamton humping his tiny boner and huge fupa against a fancy pillow when he gets gout for the first time because it's a rich darkner's disease...

>>546364138
I mean men can get prostate cancer at any age and after a certain stage that you just kinda have to hope you don't die.

if my computer got stuck in an auto repair BSOD boot loop and I turned it off a while ago, is it safe to turn it back on to try again or does that risk everything getting fucked by data corruption?
said Queen, or something, I don't know she's a computer so whatever

I love Chara even though she's fucked up and evil. In fact, you could say that I love her because of it

>>546364561
"Please Help I Can't Get A Straight Answer From Google And /G/ Always Ignores Me"
said queen the windows 10 laptop from dealt of rune who had DRIVER_POWER_STATE_FAILURE and DRIVER_PNP_WATCHDOG appear on her face when it bsoded

>>546360065
now what about the eggs? they're weird because they are very player induced and gamey but tie into kris's backstory

fave thinks people who play deadlock and dont build anti heal should be skinned alive and have salt poured on their wounds and then pissed on

>>546365398
i'd guess the battery got too hot

>>546362340
Ralsei does not own a phone. You can't use light world phones in the dark world without garbage noise playing. She is texting Gaster.

>>546365534
maybe I just want to know if it’s safe to boot back up and try other measures though

>>546365598
well either you have already changed something to not get into the same boot loop or you haven't
if the boot loop would lead to data loss it already did

So is the mysterious song coming from the lake something we totally shouldn't be worried about?

>>546365876
The reservoir of pure darkness under Hometown has seeped into the lake and the water pipeline but it's not a big deal. Mayor Holiday will handle it. Stop asking questions.

*chewing at the walls of my enclosure* SUSIE IS AETHETICALLY AND BEHAVIORALLY PUT IN PARALLEL WITH DESS AND NOELLE’S ATTACTION TO HER IS EXPLICITLY BASED ON THOSE QUALITIES (BEING REBELLIOUS/MISUNDERSTOOD/BADASS) AND NOELLE HAS A WHOLE THEME ABOUT HAVING INTERESTS THAT ARE TOO DARK FOR A “GOOD GIRL” LIKE HER *chews harder and faster* DESSELLE IS A FASCINATING NARRATIVE BACKDROP TO WORK ON WHEN YOU LOOK AT NOELLE’S RELATIONSHIPS SPECIFICALLY IN THE CONTEXT OF DESS BEING GONE AND NOELLE BEING UNABLE TO SHARE WHAT THEY ACTUALLY MEANT TO EACH OTHER AND HOW THAT FEEDS EVER DEEPER INTO HER REPRESSIVE AND RESTRICTIVE ROLE IN HOMETOWN *breaks a tooth* CAN ANYONE HEEAR MEEEEEEEE

>>546366251
i agree

>>546366251
Truth Roaring: Suselle and Kriselle are both Desselle in disguise.

>>546365735
>to not get into the same boot loop
I didn’t say I was able to escape it
just that I turned it off before and haven’t tried turning it back on since
so I don’t know if it would work or not and I don’t know if it’s safe to try because some google results tell me it’s risky for data
uhh like how changing the prophecy is risky and could lead to a worse ending in deltarune yeah

Kris is a HE

Kris is a MA-IA-HEE
MA-IA-HUU

>>546366494
right but that's what i'm saying. if you don't have any new divine inspiration how to make the laptop not boot loop there is no reason to try, is there?
if you're scared of data loss you shouldn't even try to boot the laptop in the first place, but instead secure your data by removing the drives that the data is on and backing them up on a known good machine

Kris is a…
*dolphin noise*

>>546366680
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>>546366721
Well sometimes but not… recently

How could ANYONE hate AI when stuff like this exists? This is unironically fucking hilarious.

>>546366787
I will never use AI.
I am better than you.

>>546366648
alright that’s mainly what I wanted to know
I’ve been leaving it off so I can hopefully get the hard drive directly backed up (too much of a dumbfuck to trust myself doing it alone) at a tech place
guess I’ll just stick to that

>>546366787
I made this on accident and it's pretty funny. Made even funnier by that one anon asking if it was AI or not

Kris is a frisk.

Hooman

>>546357338
Goodnight Chara anon.

Tenna deltarune and Pluey deltarune gay rape

>>546359798
Based Frisk enjoyer.

People are unironically gooning to stuff like this and its comedy gold.

>>546368850
>MR. SANS TENNA'S
>BAD
>BAD
>TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

>>546366251
I can hear you.

I am excited for chapter 5 and then the year long wait to chapter 6 to finally hear Seven Four (Battle Version)

good morning i love them. haven't. had any time this week to search for new art

>>546368850
>>546366787
my culture is not your custom, do not mix my beloved muscle fetish with such a retard

>>546370391
>my culture is not your custom, do not mix my beloved muscle fetish with such a retard

>>546352431 (OP)
i think someone was gonna make a new whiteboard

-Current whiteboard:
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86595711-4912-9214
-Previous whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86591196-3572-3404
-Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
-WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg

Chapter six seven when

Noelle lost queen /v/
Muffet is still in

Epic Deltarune Fact: The Japanese version of Deltarune replaces Ralsei's Chuffed by that Dart line into an Arrow to the Knee reference

>>546371702
I knew it. Muffet is the only Underrune character that has a chance to score high because she looks attractive and is barely part of Undertale's story. If /v/ was based hoomans would've been qualified.

>>546372369
I forgot to nominate Chara

>>546370792
you disabled the import image thing? it only causes trouble by griefers.

oh, people just call me ''Tasquefag/tard/nigger anyway. the ''autismo'' is redundant. if anyone wonders y I changed it.

>>546372412
She wouldn't have qualified. Or jobbed in round 1. Undertale little girls won't win on /v/.

>>546374161
*sigh*
would kris

>>546374161
That Kris looks good for a FemKris.

This thread is fictional

>>546374451
I hear Tim Allen's grunt every time I see Gaster do this face.

>>546374483
Cute hoomans.

>>546374161
If we ever get an animation of toby fox's games Vizie is going to direct it, you just know it

>>546375018
She would NEVER direct an animation without tons of profanity and Deltarune is a teen rated game.

>>546375084
Rouxls saying "God damn it!" means it's above teen rating. Any mention of Hell is also too spoopy for teens.

>>546375018
Toby is autistic about not having the characters say fuck, so he's incompatible with Vivzie's brand. Hussie is the one that came to her with the Homestuck pilot pitch, so Toby would have to do the same thing.

If Deltarune was a movie Toby could make Susie say fuck one time without an R rating but because it's a video game if he did that it would instantly become M rated
Isn't that fucked up

Beware of the man who is- oh fuck I'm sorry
>BRAPPPPPPPPPPPP
I'm wing GASter!

>>546374451
>>546374585
cute gasters!

>>546375778
https://vocaroo.com/19DFZPrfwKnW

Fave has ZERO amount of screen time

>>546376158
Gaster...

>>546375778
they say he's green for a reason

sports

Lying awake besides Asgore just as he begins to slowly open his gorgeous eyes and I'm blessed to see the fiery golden sunrise filtering in-between our bedroom window blinds being cast upon his face to combine with their intrinsic beauty into a sight so stunning that I'm compelled to scoot up closer so I can lose myself in their majesty for a while (with the added bonus of a kiss on his shoulder and being reminded of how good his ears smell on the way up). "Spotting" Asgore (providing moral support) while he bench presses a relatively preposterous amount of weight until his set is complete and he places the bar back onto its holder above, after which I get on my knees such that my torso is just above his horns as I carefully massage his strong pectoral muscles and tell him how happy I am to have such a strong and sexy goat in my life (his blushing at my words and the kiss upon the nose that followed combined with the already slight flush from his workout into an adorable shade of pink on either cheek). Bringing down the dinner of waffles decorated with daisies made out of a sliced banana center surrounded by whipped cream petals to Asgore in the basement as he pours over his notes on the table next to his large conspiracy board, and as he hears my footsteps down the final few steps he seems to check the clock on his phone before jumping up and meeting me halfway to apologize profusely for losing track of time (I set the plates down and reassure him with a tight hug, but do pull back to look at him with a little concern and ask if he wouldn't mind taking a break for a bit after we eat to walk through the garden out back together so he can get some fresh air)

Lying

Edit I made
also, please post the original I saved over it by accident when making this

>>546376697
Who is 'S' and what does he port?

>He... was a funny little man. Once, the court jester. I, the court magician.
>A friend...? Could I consider him a friend...? Perhaps, perhaps not.
>But he was the only one who matched me in the games we used to play.
>Reflecting on these old memories, I think, perhaps - I miss playing games with him.
>And I wonder, if I hadn't been asked to lock him up...
>Would I have found a little more purpose in my life...?
I really want Seam and Jevil to have a happy reunion

do you think seam and jevil were into fisting

>>546378431
They were into fucked up guro shit with the Seam Ripper and the Devilsknife

do you think seam and jevil were into fishing

The thought of old, crusty, wrinkly characters having sex is beyond gross and the people fantasizing about them should go to therapist or something. Besides, old people don't even have sex they can have sudden heart failure when thrusting or some shit

Do you think Seam liked to ride Jevil's carousel

Do you think Seam and Jevil

do you think seam and jevil were into fisting fish

>>546379304
fucked up and evil clown

Seam is Eram btw.

>>546379752
you ain't seen shit yet. Spoilered for the sake of more sensitive Anons here.

that's all I got

>Forgotten by even the creator of the game itself
The ultimate schizoboss

>>546379817
>Seam the most PAINFULLY OBVIOUS male character.
>Non Binary.
>EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>>546380560
toby got circumcised by breaking his dick in troonussy and could never go back

>>546380560
Crusader...

>>546380560
He speaks like a grandma in jp actually.

>>546380969
What's up man? Got something to say, man? Go on, say it tough guy

>>546352718
dess face doodles

When you fight the evil laughing thing and it shoots the 8 bit Kris and the real Kris gets hurt that was spooktacular do you agree

>>546381378
Yes. That whole segment ruled.

Seam x Jevil x Roaring Knight (Seavil Knight)

Soosie

>>546381608
She's gonna eat it

Fucking hate Susie she's a retarded Mary Sue
But Kris? Kris is my self-insert. I will forgive him even if he kills everyone and dooms the world. In fact I will say "kino" if he does.

>>546382101
Does he know?

>>546382101
youre just like me fr fr

It sucks how the game bends over for both Kris and Susie and treats the player having an opinion as the devil.
He should have just made a film if he wanted to spread the message.

>>546382218
Kris? Kris Deltarune?!

>>546378824
Yeah

>>546382101
Kris is a male because only male Gary stu self inserts get treated like this

>>546366251
Wonderful analysis. I'm glad people are finally turning around to the one true ship. What do you think of Desselle on relation to the weird route, if indeed there is anything there?

>>546382246
Put your name back so I can filter your ass opinions

Someone kill the stupid cunt that decided paying 3 dollars for the only good Noelle shimeji was a good idea.

>>546361379
Aw mang. You big tease.

>>546382248
if I was kris deltarune I would never have hands free to post i would dedicate my life to jacking off in the mirror and filming me putting things in my ass

>>546382254
>*jaws theme in black knife soundfont*

>>546366251
Noelle is so fricken raped

>>546381262
I love long snouts

>>546382749
the mailbox will get sillier

>>546377234
Looks back with my autistic eyes

People still make Susie the dom or whatever in most art, but after Chapter 3 (and even replaying chapters 1-2 and seeing how goofy she always was), I think she would get eaten alive by Kris or Noelle, especially if it’s both of them at the same time.

>>546382254
Wait, did you just make this? it's lovely.

>>546366251
TRUKE

How are we doing today, /utg/?

>>546382997
Kris without player input would be a dead fish so Noelle would have to do all the work

>>546382997
I'm almost certain Susie would freeze if she held hands with someone, let alone kissed. She is just getting used to the idea of platonic relationships

>>546383106
spent dont know how many hours playing europa universalis 5. i got suprised when i saw what time it is right now. time flies when one is having fun.

i made my classmate cry with laughter today.
what's up with thread today?
can we talk about VIDIO GEM today?

If Toriel walked by with all that, would you be able to resist slapping it?

>>546382101
I never seen anyone act this way.

>>546382454
The Soul is Kris. This fixes the whole game and makes things matter again. Game shouldn't be designed for people who dive into the files and make schizo theories.

>>546383004
Thanks!

>>546382749
me when no bells to jingle

>>546383106
Spent dont know how many hours playing Fallout 4. I got suprised when I saw what time it is right now. Time flies when one is having fun.

>>546383239
I love Kris so god damn much

>>546382101
I forgive Kris even if she's a dumb girl.

>>546383704
>nobody but me is allowed to have fun
Kill yourself

>>546383272
>>546384016
Based fun-havers.

>>546383704
Put your name back

>>546384335
>Toby Fox doesn't want me to have fun, having a genuine character to have all those character interactions is where I get my fun
You first

Rudy and Asgore may have kissed a few times and had a slightly drunk frotting session in the shower once, but that DOES NOT mean they are Homosexual.

>>546384161
adorable krisp

>>546384672
Yeah okay, whatever you say Carlos

I know what you are.

>>546384543
Different people have fun in different ways. The game is for people other than you.

>>546384991
NO! Toby FUCKs made this game expressesly for me and only me!!! Nobody else!

>>546385214
I would push my thumbs into his eyes

>>546385168
Toby made this game to RAPE ME specifically just like in Petscop

>>546384991
yeah, and that's how I have fun. You know, the purpose of a role-playing game, to make your own experience. I took this for granted until this summer, never again. You take that away, and I'll never forget it.

>>546385337
it's the only way to truly stop the ache

>>546382254
oh no who's drwoning int the water??? :(

>>546385659
Don't worry about it, kitten

>>546385214
I would push my thumbs into his nostrils

Asgore calling Rudy “My Rudolph” is still the gayest thing I’ve seen in fiction. Toriel probably never got that treatment.

>>546386009
>Tori
lying fag

>>546385881
Okie dokie!!! :3

>>546386009
What if the reason Toriel is so fed up with him is because he keeps doing gay ass shit with Rudy and is just using the Dess stuff to cover her pettiness?

>>546385391
Just like how FF6 rapes you by taking away your right to stay true to your country right at the start of the game

>>546386075
Tori doesn’t even reach the level of “My Rudolph”. Like, yeah it’s an affectionate nickname, but when I read “My Rudolph” I immediately went “Oh… Asgore and Rudy were FUCKING…”

>>546376697
>post smells like numbersbro
>file isn't a number

>>546386075
The equivalent pet name would be "my Toriel," "Tori" is more of a casual nickname like "Rudy."

>>546386009
>>546386279
Actually, it’s even gayer than I remember.
This is rough for Toriel, man.

Anons who have had their wisdom teeth removed, at what point of growing in did they start hurting? Asked Susie Deltarune

>>546383704
You're ruining the very few Kris has DID believers bro.

k I'm going to keep it brief
>Felt bad for a while
>Ruining thread for neutral anons
>Tried week of peace
>Mostly went ok

It's promise I try to not break time: I won't treat the thread like a free for all game anymore and do my best to stay out of shit flinging contests, as the other anons that did nothing to deserve misfortune deserve better. Got to start somewhere. may as well here.

k so what's new in /utg/, yes.
>>546382664
what is this loaf stuff? I don't get it but it looks cute.

>>546386580
mine went near 90 degrees, started hurting. dentist escalated it to surgeon. No after pain/swelling for me but anon here's how you prevent it:
you will have obvious holes in your fucking jaw.
-KEEP THOSE CLEAN AFTER EATING ANYTHING-
mkay. be well.

>>546384016
>t. skinwalker

>>546365497
Kris themselves is gamey. They're varik turned into a playable troubled kid

>>546387358
I'm the original skinwalker

>>546387095
they’ve already broken through my gums without any pain so far so I’m trying to hold onto the delusion that I won’t have to get them removed

>>546386504
>>546384054
>>546382307
>>546380469
>>546355294
>* The Roaring Knight appeared.
* The Roaring Knight appeared.

>>546384016
what mods you run? well, your most loved ones I mean. you may have dozens.

I love one that adds (AI) voiced new endings. you can railroad/institute alliance ending, maxson synth replacement ending, etc.

>>546387556
Do you have anxiety or what? surgeon/dentist will jam a needle in your cheek/mouth flesh. hurts lots, for 5 seconds. if retard I can handle so can you. I believe in you favescenariofag

>>546386987
>very few
I wish, there's a lot of them outside of here because zoomers love their fake DID shit.

>>546387095
Your dad fucks dead deer and everyone will be reminded of this fact until you leave forever. If your post had the slightest bit of honesty or authenticity you could argue that you deserve to be left alone but your post doesn't even acknowledge your own actions.
Do better than "not ruining the thread for neutral anons" you narcissistic asswipe.

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg

>>546386504
This implies santa and rudolph were fucking in the undertale universe

>>546387712
I can tell from where I'm standin' this is Tasquefag

So I've already got this one in the bigoty-bag
your pathetically pretentious solipsism
Makes poor excuse for threadshitting autism
So get up on outta here with your tired gag

Tasque won't ever be real
She won't ever let you heal
But keep on sucking on that binkie
That tells you you're not stinky
What she is is a pacifier
For your passive ire
She's a massive liar
I can smell you through the screen
Reeks like festering peen

Oh, and when AI is 'finished'
All hope be diminished
Reduced to meat dolls,
we'll be scrubbin' the walls
Of ol' AM's gastrocolonic halls

Suffice it to say
I'd be out of your way
(I'm not planning to stay, I'm no machine's prey)
Just pray it's okay,
your life past that day

Your dad fucks dead deer.

Bet Kris can't eat all of this.

>>546387807
well doomer totally got the melties over the rape fic. deducing he or a close one may have trauma. I'm sorry if i actually legit triggered you, my intention was just banter, not to hurt you on that level. but that's all you'll get, as you are immune to good intentions. goodbye.

>>546388071
Moss is a radiation and heavy metal accumulator. imagine if eating moss made Kris retarded in later chapters.

>>546387807
The funniest part is that no matter how much he hates the real tasquefag, Dark Warchief is doing EXACTLY the same shit like he did by trying to get inside everyone's discord.

hero_dog

>>546388265
You should fuck off forever and stop fucking dead deer too you gross creep!

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768

>Wake up
>Tasquebrap is getting demolished
Nice

>>546387095
Good luck

I would like rudy and asgore more but my brain cant make it "fit" in canon. I like carol too much I dont want her to lose her husband twice to gay and death. Something about it feels extremely sad and doomed like if they got together that means something went wrong.

>>546386378
sometimes i piss people off, and they dont even know its me.

>>546387556
If your jaw is large enough that they came in straight and aren't causing any pain then you might not need to get them removed. You don't need to remove your teeth just to prove you're not afraid to if they don't have any problems.
Though mine were mostly fine I had to get them removed years after the fact because they did come to the very back of my mouth and rear side was partially covered by a loose bit of gum that I couldn't brush properly, and caused bad cavities to form on them eventually. So take care of them and consider getting them assessed to make sure they can stay.

>>546388269
He's such a parasite completely lacking in self awareness but also as such a rancid lolcow aura too that insists on itself and perverts anything pure it touches.

Nobody's ever going to see tasque art again without thinking about his dad's diseased cock being run through a rotting corpse.

>>546388275
scrappy_doo

>>546372412
I nominated Chara last year but /v/ broke trying to figure out if chara was a girl
While the stream gave us mommy chara i dont think many saw and understood it

>>546388386
Thanks anon

>>546388462
Happens, more you try to figure it all out, more it hurts the head.

>>546388678
Your dad is a dead deer rapist and you're a gross narcissist!

>>546387957
They fucked in our universe too. Rudolph was Santa's top bitch.
>>546388395
Maybe it happened in Undertale but not in Deltarune, like how Alphys has a crush on Asgore in UT but they're just friends in DR.

>>546386454
Not true really, this doesn't account for the cutesy Christmas reference and pair with santa

>>546388494
That’s solid advice, thank you.

I remember when berdfag made a word for word nearly identical post about being apologetic for all the threadshitting he did except he actually left and tried to seek mental help unlike this insane narcissistic loser. He did stick around for a few weeks saying he was "love" and some other crazy shit for a while but he did fuck off and realize he actually was the problem at least.

>>546388494
>>546388847
shouldn't you get it tended to if it hurts?

>>546388978
Shouldn't your dad have known not to rape deer and feed you the rancid fuck meat afterwards?
Seriously now, that's common sense.

>>546388678
i hope you're having a good one.

>>546389075
Doesn't that make tasquefag kind of a victim now

>>546389340
Gotta keep that smile clean

>>546389663
His dad's abuse could have been sympathetic if the guy wasn't writing rape fiction about people and has a years long history of harassing people on the internet when he doesn't get his way. Instead it's just a pathetic villain origin story for an incredibly lame internet troll and narcissist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg

YOU FUCKERS HAD SEAMVIL HOUR WHILE I WAS ASLEEP WTF

>>546390136
>intuitively understood

>>546390136
Every hour is Seamvil hour

Riddle me this /utg/, what is sadder?
>Obsessing like a paranoid schizophrenic over some tripfag for months on end and shitting up the thread with your constant tantrums over them
OR
>Being a janitor and doing it for free?
Vote now on your phones.

https://poll-maker.com/poll5646147xdA7F4441-166

>>546390373
>poll-maker.com
The dramatic shit stirrer is you, btw.

>>546390373
i think the first, but i think thread has a habit of disagreeing with me because it can.

>>546390373
>No thread personality orbiter option

>>546390428
And a shitpoop schizo moment to you too
Here is a helpline, consider calling it.
>https://www.nami.org/support-education/nami-helpline/
1-800-950-NAMI (6264)

>>546390373
>tripfag
how nu

>>546390373
is this about the two retards shitting up the /v/ thread

>>546389645
same. may write a Dess greentext today. /may/

>>546388978
yes but anon said there's been no pain so far

>>546390704
qrd?

>>546390679
Call me crazy but I think that artist has a fixation of some sort

>>546390380
Absolutely terrible classpecting.

>>546354616
Do it

An idea suddenly came to me. What if Tenna turning MANTLE into his own game is a parallel to DELTARUNE itself?
That's what Weird Route is: the original game. Dragon Blazers maybe. It's the future WD Gaster is trying to change.
That's why that fucked up evil jingle plays when Noelle gets thorned. The code still exists. The parallel to MANTLE obviously is ICE KEY jingle.

>>546391274
He just knows his tropes
The monogatari scene is extremely famous

Fave may have gone too far in a few places.

>>546391491
I'm not sure if Snowgrave is the 'original game' because it's referred to as a forbidden path and the end of the prophecy and/or whatever Kris and the Knight are planning already seems bad enough for Gaster to want a new future
That being said the Shadow Crystals show a world where Noelle is whispering in Kris's ear so who knows

What was deleted

>>546391239
i barely know what the fuck is going on but there's a schizo theory thread up and half of it is just these two faggots arguing with each other and making the same NPC responses over and over and over. all i can parse is that one is probably some annoying as shit charafag and the other is obsessed with the idea of any one opposing him being a CP poster. just an utter waste of a /v/ thread made while the jannies there are sleeping

>>546391828
reruns

>>546391287
Ralsei as a Seer of Void is pretty spot on, but Susie should have been a Page of Heart

>>546391818
>That being said the Shadow Crystals show a world where Noelle is whispering in Kris's ear so who knows
Shadow Crystals are glass, and the Organikks say
>The truth is written in glass.
>The truth sung in glass. Amen.

>>546392117
it's the Dark Truth
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o3UNWAT81f0

>>546390716
Self-insert vibes off the charts

>>546392289
I don't know, I think it's cute and I don't even ship Kriselle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYzmLcdVBRg
Is this the greatest bit part NPC

>>546392435
I can agree, the concept is cute but I just got really heavy self-insert suspicions when I saw it lol

I want to be eaten by Susie.

>>546392637
NTA I get what you mean. It's a confluence of subtle details but i think the facial hair is one.

>>546392637
shadow eyes, goatee and slightly longer ponytail hair do kinda make the doujin insert vibes stronger

>>546392637
If Kris looks remotely capable of holding a conversation there's probably at least a little self insertion and/or projection going on

The real self insert is based on my aunt

Mike tea

>>546391935
I can't see Ralsei as a Seer of Void because that would mean he has deep knowledge of the unknown and mysterious, which he definitely doesn't, as we can see in the weird route. Ralsei's whole thing revolves around the prophecy, fate, the rules of the world, so he's a Seer of Doom to me.
Susie as a Page of Heart doesn't make sense to me at all. Pages are a passive class, while Susie is a really active character. They're also all about late-game potential, but Kris and Noelle are the characters who fit that, not Susie. Heart doesn't fit Susie at all, nothing in her character arc revolves around the ego, the soul, splintered selves, or anything like that. That's all more of a Kris thing.

>>546392289
self inserting as a human dude is based

>>546392635
Toby said in the anniversary stream that Milk Looker is his favorite joke NPC

>>546392289
yeah, we get it.
when gay people make kris and ralsei kiss and suselle happens its "canon" but when good shit happens its "self-insert"

bro you are literally a heart inserted into kris.
YOU ARE THE SELF-INSERT.

>>546393761
>bro you are literally a heart inserted into kris.
Exactly. They should draw fanart of the SOUL as Noelle's loving husband instead. They can have weird fucked up half-deer, half-heart kids. Think about it.

>>546391287
what do you think of this

>>546393761
inserting myself into kris..

>>546393993
dangerously based

>>546393761
If I'm the self-insert then why aren't I in the picture instead of Kris? Take that, atheists

>>546394093
Berdly makes sense and is really funny, which is an important quality in classpects. I can see where Kris and Susie are coming from, and some of the Undertale characters too, but they all have a "not quite right" quality to them. I really don't like the Noelle and Asriel ones. Catti and Jockington make a lot of sense. Carol fits pretty well, not sure about Rudy but it's funny so I'll allow it.

>>546394529
you good, dude?
>>546394172
be sure to eaither remove the teeth or use a "different" hole.
the gamble says he has at least one hole.

>>546394694
meh, non-oral vore doesn't appeal to me

>>546388629
The curse of they/them...

Kris Deltarune: Can convince enemies to become friends using ACTs
Orator Final Fantasy Tactics: Can convince enemies to become friends using Speechcraft AND can Equip Guns

>>546394262
what I’ll see as I die from blunt head trauma

>>546393993
a male red deer is literally called a hart lol

>>546394172
room for one more?

I do not like Kris
simple.

>>546395443
t. kris

I like Kris's character design, and my version of him, but not the fanbase's version.

>>546395443
Well I don't like you

>>546395443
t. (You)

the worst design of Kris is the one with braces, I fucking hate it, it's so ugly

>>546395443
If it helps, I also utterly despise Noelle and her character being boiled down to horny lesbian

>>546391239
There's one schizo on /v/ that thinks there's an /utg/ cross-border that ruins /v/ threads and samefags, and he also brings up some off-site drama in every thread.
>>546391906
Correction, the first guy is obsessed with a Charafag, not one per say. He hates them.

i just really like the original artwork but also think the concept itself still has potential to be developed differently, but something is missing...

>>546393526
>>546393761
Its retarded. You aren't a cool mysterious emo with a tragic past like Kris. You're a meek gamer dork that gets pushed around by your classmates and is too scared to ask out your crush like Noelle.

Suselle is self insert wish fulfillment of the highest caliber and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Yeah the sexy tomboy would totally be interested in hearing your square ass talk about their favorite AVGN episodes. Yep your boring ass could definitely tame the punk bitch by being a nice guy.

>>546395653
Never seen it

>>546396138
>Suselle is self insert wish fulfillment of the highest caliber and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
truu

>>546395653
you bring this up so often and rarely as anyone else has ever seen it I feel like youre baiting for for more kris braces art. which based if true.

Fave can't stop eating
Fave weights 150kg (and counting)

>>546396138
my tragic past is that Toby raped me with his woke-ass game

>>546395636
need that kris to sock me in the jaw and dominate me

I'd get past all the non-binary shit if the dyke shit was non-existent

Undertale and Deltarune make me play as a human in a monster world, when all I want to do is play as a monster in a human world.
When will Toby Fox stop disappointing me?

>>546396430
>tfw no reindussy

>>546396138
So you're telling me Noelle was the self-insert the whole time?

>>546396289
here, it's so ugly, doesn't even feel like Kris to me
>>546396454
this is the first time I've mentioned this so idk wtf you're talking about

Fish I wish

>>546396938
>Take a seat, Kris.

the veiny krihh

>>546396938
I find the braces oddly sexy. Dare I say, it's shotastic

>>546396138
not even close. I don't make friends with people like Susie.

>>546397216
Dess gtfo

Sorry for phone posting but i love my boy ralsei

Sorry for PC posting but i love my boy Jevil

>>546397216
I agree
>>546396938
ok maybe there are like 3 different krisbraceshateranons and at least two krisbbracelikeranons. lets go to war

>>546397208
kris's veiny twisted "sword"

if kris can teleport the soul to a location by closing his eyes and thinking hard about it, why doesn't he just teleport the soul to the fountain so it can automatically seal it?

>>546396138
as much as I agree I must contest Kris being a cool mysterious emo, that is absolutely the facade being put up by a sad dork that tryhards at smash bros

Sorry for posting but I love

>>546396938
For me is not the worst (yeah that's ugly, frisk included) as many draw kris as this extremely hideous pajeet with even a malformed head (i'm not going to look for it)
That frisk goes in hand with the "goblin energy" kind of view some western artist adopted making Frisk just some OC that even got used in one of those "undertale inspired" games

>>546397595
I feel neutral about kris braces
Please let me hold onto your gold and other valuables for you whilst you go to war

>>546397746
toby is
r e t a r d e d

>>546396938
I HATE this artist. UGLY hoomans.

>>546398018
Pedophile

>>546396938
it’s not bad honestly

Fave eats you out and is picking out your bush from their braces all week

Sorry for phone posting but i think that goatposters are nice

>>546398018
it kinda gives me youtube art/cartoon community vibes. i don't like it

sorry for the postingposting but i think postingpostingpostingposting is gay and for posterposters.

>>546396859
>So you're telling me Noelle was the self-insert the whole time?
Noelle has always been the self-insert.

>>546398164
fuck no all they do is fucking roleplay and avatarfag they don’t discuss or make no content the only thing “good” about them is they aren’t the gotepedos so I don’t have to here that disgusting shit.

>>546398151
Tenna has braces???

>>546398353
how, i hate tomboys

>>546398456
>Angy

Asgore can't afford Kris's braces and Toriel spends all her money on buying gifts for her boyfriend sans and sending Asriel treats.

>>546397746
>if kris can teleport the soul to a location by closing his eyes and thinking hard about it
Kris can't do that. You can only teleport to party members like Noelle and Susie, otherwise Kris just imagines something and writes some flavor text to satisfy you. You could only teleport to the fountain if Susie was already at the fountain.

>>546398535
are you retarded

>>546398461
why did this artist draw mettaton as purple square?

Kris's _____ curves to the left a bit

>>546398535
If you can't self-insert as Noelle then you aren't the target audience for the game

>>546398164
Sorry for not phone posting but based.

>>546398736
Neck

>>546398760
now that's retarded, there are a lot of certified Susie's into the game and especially on this website

>>546398164
I think the majority of them are huge pricks

>>546398760
gamers are majority men, I don't know what else to say.
>>546398659
never met a tomboy in my life. not in school, not in my family either.

>>546398126
It's a drawing.

>>546398954
Just because someone plays a game doesn't mean they're part of the target audience for it. That's not what target audience means.

>>546399070
i think it's pretty dumb to narrow it down to just one character when there are a ton of things people can relate to in almost every one of the main cast but i am suspecting some kind of bias on your end

>>546399041
>gamers are majority men
And? Do you think Barbie Horse Adventures must be for men solely because it's a video game?

>>546399041
literally only here is the fandom mostly male

this is a woman game son

>>546399238
>not a ponyCHAD
sad really

>>546399175
Noelle's parallels to the player are plot-relevant because of the angel thing though, that's not the case for any other character. Of course they're all relatable in their own way, it's normal for people to empathize with other people. Noelle is simply the designated self-insert character.

>>546399041
Low IQ and low EQ post

Spamton is the self insert character because he pounded Queen, Tenna, Jevil, Seam, Swatch, the Addisons, Icon Man, Nubert, the Swatchlings, FRIEND, and Gaster with his manlet cock just like me

>>546399416
she doesn't feel like a self-insert

>>546396960
formidable creature

>>546399597
You forgot Trashy and Fommt

>>546399416
you can keep saying it but you're already in the game

>>546399539
NTA but you sound mad and loveless.

>>546399716
Fuck...how could I...forgive me, Spamtonsexloremaster-SAMA!

>>546399717
that is not a character, it is not treated as one. THIS is a character, however.

>>546399628
>socially awkward gamer
>makes cringe references
>likes creepypasta and webcomics
>likes doing evil stuff in games just to find out what happens
>extremely horny
This perfectly describes both Noelle and the core audience of the game.

>>546399717
The weird route is literally about reclaiming your rightful self-insert by planting your SOUL in Noelle.

>>546399950
If the SOUL isn't a character how come it gets to do wacky cartoon antics

Have you ever gone to Deltarune VRchat? I've been thinking about getting into VR some but I'm not sure how much i want to pay

>>546400002
I don't care about creepy pastas, though. I despise the theory crowd, always have. I'm not excessivly lustful either.

>>546400143
my self insert wears a big sweater and likes sour food actually ok

>>546398760
I'm sorry I don't live in a mansion???????

>>546399820
>krautbabble

>>546400187
it wasnt wacky. I wasn't smiling when it happened.

>>546400258
Crusader, you are not the core audience of the game. You hate everything intended to appeal to the core audience of the game.

>>546400421
the all-consuming krautbubble

>>546400234
You dont need a vr headset to play vrchat, mouse and keyboard works too

Welcome to atop the fave wall, where schizotheories burn

I need Knight milk to make roaring cheese

gonna adopt a black cat, have it wear contacts, and name it FRIEND (uppercase)

I'm Miyamoto Seeger! The royal game develop-AAAHHH

>>546400468
Undertale didn't force me to engage in theoryslop to enjoy it. Undertale didn't force me to play pacifist just to get good weapons and items. Undertale didn't take my character away to play second fiddle to some dumpster-diving chick.

>>546401062
>have it wear contacts
As a cat owner, this will not happen until you or the animal have died.

I AM INDEED FROTHING AT THE GASH

>>546401701
do you think they can make bubbles when they're on- ahh nevermind

>>546398760
I want to insert myself into Noelle. Does that count?

>>546401057
posted without comment

>>546399629
I would welcome such a specimen
But I'm not flinching

Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind

Deltarune will release NEVER.
DONT change my mind.

>>546402307
ok -_-

why do women hate being raped when all of them have rape fantasies

>>546402416
Shut up Frisk

>>546402416
OH FUCK RUN

Proto-pippinsverse...

>>546402450
Bruh

>>546402545
i swear i saw that d20 make a whiteboard cameo

>>546402680
same, he had a cane

>>546402450
>guy who wants a daughter as free fuckmeat

>>546402450
fantastic question that we should reflect on more

>>546402450
the rape fantasies, they still have a measure of control and autonomy. real rape they have none of that, retard

>>546402450
There are men out there who fantasize about getting FAT AS FUCK and yet most men don't get fat. Why is that? Cus getting fat as fuck sucks

>>546403271
wat

>>546403189
that reminds me of finnster.

>>546403343
getting eaten alive is one of the scariest ways to die and it's somehow become a prevalent fetish

I need pictures NOW
Specifically of fan depictions of what the black shard looks like when Kris uses it. Preferably within the next 10 minutes.

>>546403489
what

are any of you religous? because, you know.. we're all going to die, so i was just wondering how all of you deal with that

>>546397747
Is it accurate to say Kris is a reverse Berdly?

>>546403610
*does a series of martial arts combos on you and juggles you into the air*

>>546403672
Very much so.

>>546403680
hwat

Dominican republic

>>546403673
there is a reason for Kris' seemingly latent animosity toward the berd
they see themself

>>546403775
*Kicks you in the nads*

>>546403818
ew faggot flag

>>546403672
It's complicated.

>>546403672
Not very at all
I figure that it's an inevitable fact of life and billions have died before me just fine so it'll probably work itself out

>>546403870
huh?

>>546403672
outside of philosophy from religion no. i think it's comforting that all of this is temporary, or well, always changing.

>>546403672
I'm not religious, and I'm quite frankly very happy to know that when I die it might be all over

>>546403775
that boy ain’t right

>>546403887
This is the gay goat thread, if you're seeing gay flags that means it's our home.

when the gaster wing is dinging
and the blaster's winging bright
raise up your gast for the royal fight

>>546404058
uuh?

>>546404137
huh...

>>546404216
GASTERBATING

>>546403672
Nope
But if there is some big guy on the other side he's going to get an earful from me

>>546404463
If there's some big guy he's just going to tag you and say "you're it" and disappear.

Describe the taste of pipis.

>>546403673
Kris
>Needs to cheat a games to win (Seven Flying Aces, wavedashing)
>Very socially aware, manipulates people effortlessly
>Hates anime, possibly reflexively or because Dess hated anime, basically the kid is very susceptible to wanting to look cool
Berdly
>Not necessarily the best at video games but extremely earnest about them
>Extremely socially unaware, seems to have no idea what's going on in other people's heads 90% of the time
>Loves anime and isn't at all afraid of seeming cringe over it
Pretty much
There's a deeper 10 page essay of a character study to be written here but I don't feel like it

>>546404621
artificial blue raspberry (not actually blue) and vegan eggs

>>546404048
being dead before i get to accomplish any of my goals would suck so much fucking ass but at the same time i wouldn't be able to observe that it sucks ass after it happens so whatever

>>546404621
fresh

reposting images from old whiteboards onto the thread should be more common. It's the only way we can preserve amazing art such as cracked pippins smoking 20 blunts

>>546404621
tastes like fresh

>>546403672
It’s weird that you people act like this when you’re not even in your 40’s

>>546404773
This is kind of why I'm afraid of ghosts being real because if I have to haunt this Earth and couldn't publish any more epic Fan Fics I'd be so fucking pissed off it's unbelievable

>>546404959
That's clearly only seven, a light afternoon of smoking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQnzeKKg7Yc

i really hate the word and affix '-slop'

>>546405023
have you never had someone you know die or something

>>546404959
do you plan to post shit that's not pippshits?