Thread 40528981

I have been given power by the Devil to answer any question you have.
Ask, but you may not like the answer!
This is real.

Why would you want to receive knowledge from a deceptive being?

>>40529048
Hey, at least it’s the devil and not Satan.

>>40528981 (OP)
Lucifer is an incel

>>40528981 (OP)
What was the creature I saw in the woods when I got out of the car with my family as a kid? The one that rustled the bushes when it ran away and my dad saw. How can I find it again?

>>40528981 (OP)
if its only gay when ballz touch why dose every unmaimed man have 2 touching balls wrapped in a touch proof sac?

what are some good books on getting a truthful perception of life ?

>>40529048
Sounds like he burned you. Were you coming at him with pure intentions or are you a typical Jesus youth group pedophile?

>>40529054
i am a incel, and national socialist. both shadow and light.

more!
post more dumb ass channel fag.

>>40529059
That was another person, sorry to disappoint if you were hoping it was Bigfoot. You can't find him again, he's dead

>>40529060
You won't like this answer. To be a man is to be as close to faggotry as your balls are to each other. You probably did 9 gay things today. Faggot

>>40529071
>ESL

>>40529072
No, it was a goblin, next question.

>>40529077
nice gets, but your presented adversarial nature is poor - of course all real men are imbued with the power to give and take. speaking to you is pretty gay ngl
i shall engage further, do you miss your ballz?

>>40529084
Liar. I know. The Devil told me

>>40528981 (OP)
You are a fake with no knowledge at all. Because Lucifer is not the Devil, he is merely a fallen archangel. Satan is Devil. That is the literal basic separation.

>>40529087
Your presented cock is hard and drippy! I shall engage with your plump and spread ass cheeks! En garde!

>>40529098
No one cares loser they are obviously all the same organization go back to the train tracks and tell it to the 22 year old pagan meth heads

>>40529107
well id hardly trust into such a void soft. im a smidge old fashioned though, such uncourtly speech is insufficient if you wish to court me and ive soloman on guard for me

>>40529127
Ooohh aahhh your asshole is so tight anon! Be my wife! We will make love forever

>>40529139
>such uncourtly speech is insufficient
as you aid my procrastination i shall continue engagement, what did you offer for the power to answer any questions?

>>40529154
None of your business. Maybe you're shouldering the cost. You don't know. Don't question it

>>40529095
The one near the wooden guardrail thing?

>>40529161
>I have been given power by the Devil to answer any question you have
>Don't question it
the plot chickens

>>40529162
Yes that was a person

>>40529171
Oh well if that's really one of your questions.
He says you can hit him up directly for more info on pricing
I think it's an individually negotiated rate

>>40529062
Sorry missed this. He says you have to find the answers in fiction

>>40529183
your courtship was uninspiring so i figured id try your stated game - but i didnt ask general terms i asked what (you) offered. also if your serious in your previous reply you clearly didnt ask you lore senpai about >ive soloman on guard for me - i couldnt do as you suggest if i wanted too

>>40529253
Oh I didn't ask because I didn't care. I asked just now he says that's made up and you can call him any time and nobody will know? Idk that's really between all you guys. As for what I offered it's been an ongoing partnership with many exchanges

>>40529275
>Oh I didn't ask because I didn't care.
but then you did, glad i could change your mind... it was kinda easy desu

The devil is a grifter and would never tell truths, not if inconvenient to her or him.
>>40529054
You dont know that. Among fallen angels are those that bred with women, despite being warned agaisnt it. But for all you know, maybe he was raped or sabotaged. Who knows...

If only we actually had any confirmed and valid sources to prove Lucifer even exists. Aa far as we know its just a meme that got spread around a little too much.

>>40528981 (OP)
Will you have a good day? I hope you have a good day, will your future be better from the power you recieved? I pray he didn't take your humanity away, have a good weekend, OP

>>40529394
I got your confirmed source right here

>>40529402
Oh thanks. I think it'll be ok. You too

>>40528981 (OP)

>be me
>little witch
If you are connected to satan then you can ask for information about me Edna
Or on the Croqui entity

>otherwise
Fake and gay

>>40528981 (OP)
Why do you keep making this thread?
As I asked in the previous thread, why would the devil speak through such a colossal faggot?

>>40528981 (OP)
Who is sysetryx

>>40529510
I could but I don't care

>>40529512
I've never made this thread before loser why don't you ask a real question or go play in traffic

>>40529541
He says that's his friend

>>40528981 (OP)
Is Obama Batman?

>>40530522
No he is the former president of the United States

>>40528981 (OP)
what kind of world does lucifer want to live in?

>>40528981 (OP)
How bad will things get in the August Event?

>>40530554
Wow what a good devil. How does he know?

>>40530412
Shit answer

>>40530412

Fuck you, see you next time

>>40528981 (OP)
When is that bacterial infection going to wipe out 90% of the population?

Grow up, I mean that.

>>40528981 (OP)
Am I going to hell?

How could satan betray god if angels dont have free will?

>>40528981 (OP)
I would like Lucifer and all fallen angels to find salvation, as depicted in that Lucifer tv show when he saved Chloe.

If i sold my soul to save another person soul would god redeem me?

Can you please elaborate on what is:
Matter
Energy
Life
Energy
Life

WHAT exactly is a substance?

Why is the universe expanding? Is anything actually happening at all?

I demand my answers

>>40530571
He says he wants to live in one that's like this but everybody is allowed to have knowledge

>>40530601
Bad things will happen but you'll be fine

>>40528981 (OP)
>This is real.
The thread is, but the story is bullshit, you prove the claim that AMA threads are the lowest-quality LARP bullshit made by unimaginative and incompetent faggots who simply couldn't make anything better.

>>40530864
Not for a long time and there will be bigger fish to fry before that

>>40530886
Yes if you die today but it won't be with the worst punishments

>>40530900
He says he was pushed to his limit and that anyone can defy god if they want to

>>40530911
I haven't seen that is it any good?

>>40530934
No you have to keep up your end of the deal

>>40530956
>>40530984
You'll have to be more specific

>>40532111
Calm down

>>40530992
Yes lots of things are happening. The universe expands because that's just how it is the same reason you will die and give life to bacteria and worms

>>40532121
What's your problem? Go make your own better larp if you don't like my answers, which by the way are 100% real and true

How much camber do I need front and back on a gr86 tysm devil nigger

>>40528981 (OP)
If I take estrogen will I grow huge tits? Be specific with the band and cup size, thanks.

>>40528981 (OP)
What did I do today?

>>40532252
They won't be huge. They'll be normal size after a few years. 38C

>>40532253
This

>>40532277
Smart ass. What was I doing before I replied to your thread? Start from when I woke up. If you can't answer this you don't really have Satan powers.

>>40532277
I see, that's kind of disappointing. I was hoping for somewhere around G or it isn't worth it. Is there anything I can do to get there naturally?

>>40532113
what does he think of the west then

>>40532123
>not for a long time
Good, I have a lot to accomplish. Imma keep it real with you. God gave me the vision a year ago. I know it’s not the end of times yet. Hope it kills my exes husband and leaves her and my kids alive.

>>40532296
You went pee, ate food, and played video games

>>40532387
No, you have to get implants if you want G cups. Gaining weight will make them bigger. Small tits are chic anyway

>>40530900
I’m not Satan or OP. But free will is a lie. It simply doesn’t exist. Your will is always going to be influenced by someone or something. Most of the choices you make are predetermined. Any freedom of choice you might have, is going to be benign. Cocoa puffs vs fruity pebbles in the morning is about as far as your “free” will is allowed to exist. There’s no such thing as free will. There’s only players and npcs.

>>40532730
If you’re really Satan, do me a favor, break my ex Samantha and her husband David up. I want her back, for the kids sake. Make her love me. You know it would be funny to watch him cry. She’s the only woman I’d leave my wife for. So you’d be destroying 2 marriages. 2 for the price of one.

>>40532591
Like in general? Like if it's good or bad or what?

>>40532723
Why? That's messed up

>>40532767
It is very messed up. ;). You know it would be great. Don’t tell me after all these centuries you’re getting soft on me brother. Do you remember me? I was the little shit in the corner of the throne room when you got thrown out of heaven. You’d think god would have made it bigger. I never understood why it was always so small considering his actual size. Anyway you know you live to destroy lives.

>>40528981 (OP)
How does the woman I’m thinking about right now feel about me? Should I pursue her? I wanna put a baby inside her.

>>40528981 (OP)
>I have been given power by the Devil to
to what? be gay?
be gay.

>>40532917
Can you imagine trading your soul for such a useless power?

>>40532766
>>40532823
Dude I'm not the devil I'm just using his powers to answer questions

>>40532740
I'm not Satan but I am OP and I think this is stupid as fuck. Try robbing a liquor store and then when you get arrested say free will doesn't exist and all your choices were predetermined.... probably will be very persuasive

>>40532898
This one is painful. She thinks you're kinda creepy but she also feels bad for you. You should still ask her out just so you can prove to yourself that you're brave and bold and then move on if she doesn't give you the chance

>>40530934
Ofc God would. 1 tim 2:4. If God is all powerful, this holds true. If it doesnt then that wasn't God.

>>40532984
You will is predetermined. If someone living in sin robs a liquor store, they’re obviously not saved. Their will was influenced by sin. You’d think with all that knowledge, you would have been clued into the way people were designed. Otherwise why would Jesus have had to die? 1900comeonbro you’re playing with powers rubbing shoulders with beings far more powerful than you are.

>>40533028
What you're saying is obviously very stupid. Don't people choose to sin? Dumbass. But I expect this kind of childlike half-comprehension from christcucks

>>40533048
No you’re born into sin. That’s why you need be born again. Free will is a lie.

>>40528981 (OP)
Would you touch a poop for $20?

>>40532135
>I haven't seen that is it any good?
to discuss a /tv/ show, we would need to move this conversation there. I merely referenced public information to help explain my demand to Op, who claims to have special powers. Hence, my posts are in fact /x/ related and I cannot speak to the question you asked.

>>40533420
Depends on many factors.... but no I'm good

>>40533459
I won't tell

>>40533176
Bro can only speak in cliches he can't comprehend text.... no wonder your wife left your dumb ass

>>40528981 (OP)
how does berserk end?

>>40532730
I did not play video games today. Your powers are fake.

>>40528981 (OP)
Will he be alive by the time I get married?

are mythology and religions metaphorical and psychological, or literal?

>>40529054
Lucifer is the God Venus which is the God of sexuality and love, etc.

Describe the experience that i had that made me believe in supernatural powers, and then i will believe you. specific hint to know which event i'm talking about: "ghost hands"

>>40532767
yeah in general

>>40533871
Not asking, haven't read it and don't want spoilers

>>40533876
Are you sure? Maybe you forgot

>>40533886
Who?

>>40533890
Some are real literally and others are only real psychologically and metaphorically

>>40534004
They touched you

>>40534088
Nothing. Not good or bad in general

>>40534355
nuh-uh

>>40534295
>3886
M

>>40528981 (OP)
Why God did not allow you to surpass Him? Why he got all mad at you for wanting to ascend above God? Why is this such a big deal? Why can't we be higher than God? Why do we need to be lower and slaves? Why can't we be free?

>>40534657
venus is a god FYI.

>>40532191
>What's your problem?
Low quality LARPs where attention whores with delusions of grandeur ego-stroke themselves lying to anons.
>Go make your own better larp if you don't like my answers, which by the way are 100% real and true
You'll never know if I did.

>>40534515
You won't get married

>>40534657
You can actually do whatever you want. You're just a sub so you insist that you're sooo put in your place by god or whoever. You love it

>>40534991
>You can actually do whatever you want
I can't fly. I can't not go 40 days without drinking water. I can't mentally control a woman to suck ma dick. So no, I can''t to whatever I want. I wish I could tho. I wish that this was my sandbox and I could do whatever I wanted.

>>40534776
You have me confused with someone else. You sound like a classic gen X ponytail trilby pleather duster and katana milady well actuallyer

>>40534998
Ok keep insisting that you're soooo put in your place and put upon. Whatever. None of my business. Jerk off on your own time

>>40532936
>Can you imagine trading your soul for such a useless power?
imagine being american, thats where people are born without souls and already gay

YIKES

>>40535023
MmmmMMMM In America we're all GAY just like whatever gay nation you come from. But more powerfully. We suck each other's cock's until a Huge amount of american CUM sprays out turning everybody in the vicinity Gay
WATCH OUT! I'm coming to colonize that butthole!

>>40535033
too many words schizo

>>40535060
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay YOU ARE GAY

>>40534991
>515
god has already told me and others that I will. others have scried me getting married.

>>40528981 (OP)
Will he win in the end, and could I reap some form of benefit if I assist in some way?

>>40535009
Word salad built on projection.

>>40535014
From your point of view I'm wrong. But from my point of view your are full of it. You know human beings cant do whatever the fuck we want. You know that. I can't ressurrect my dead grandmother. I can't kill you by only wishing that you would be dead. See? You are full of shit. If I could do whatever I wanted I would have you killed. So you are lucky that I can't do what I want otherwise I would kill you.

>>40535014
And by the way, if you are OP then I wish that you get cancer, because you did not answer my question and only said nonsense. So for wasting my time I wish you get cancer, if you are OP that is.

>>40528981 (OP)
What are the winning numbers for tomorrow night's lotto?

>>40529117
Satan just means adversary so technically all fallen angels could be called Satan.

>>40529054
Why? I thought he could grant wishes.