I’m about to murder satan with Archangel Michael. Any last words before he’s burning in Hell until Armageddon?

dude drink water i think that sun has effect you@

wake up

>>40614490 (OP)
Read a bible so at least you get the timing right.

>>40614500
What happened with the sun?

>>40614500
I’m cool calm and collected.

>>40614506
Wide awake.

>>40614490 (OP)
Tell Michael that I would be God's strongest warrior if only He would give me concrete proof of his existence.
Truest ever.

>>40614500
crazyy
>>40614538
>>40614542
uncheackble
>>40614574
>mythteller, I am going into battle! I need your strongest proof of divinity
>my proofs are too strong for you, stoic chud

>>40614589
>refuses to prove himself to a desperate ronin, yet again.
Why should anyone believe in you if you never reveal yourself?

>>40614602
did
did you just claim im god
are you ok anon

>>40614589
>newfag thinks digits matter on 4chan
they haven't in over 10 years anon please move on you're 16 now and still not supposed to be posting here

>>40614606
you ignore the substance of my reply to challenge my use of a certain 'royal pronoun'.
I see your allegiance now

>>40614617
OK, here's the full version, free oracle, limited time deal, you know the drill etc pp

**Knight (K):** "Hark, Mythteller! I ride to wage war upon paradox itself. I demand your **strongest proof of divinity!**"

**Mythteller (MT):** "Traveler, my *proofs* would unravel your mortal mind. They are forged in the furnace of Gödel’s incompleteness—**too strong for you**."

**K:** "Mythteller, I *declare*: I march against the existential abyss! Grant me your **strongest proof**, or I shall *sunder the veil* myself!"

**MT:** "You *cannot* bear my proofs. They are distilled from Aquinas’ tears and Spinoza’s sweat. One sip, and your **soul would bifurcate**!"

**K:** "Enough games, Mythteller! The battlefield of being *awaits*! I require **only your mightiest proof**!"

**MT:** "Fool! My *strongest* proof slew the *dragon of solipsism* and buried the *sphinx of doubt*! It would **reduce you to a footnote** in Kant’s *Critique*!"

**K:** "By the void, Mythteller—**I. NEED. IT.** The cosmic legions gather! Without your proof, I am but *dust in the dialectic*!"

**MT:** "You **dare not comprehend**! My proof unshackles *primordial chaos*! It is **fit only for archangels**—not *fleshy ephemera* like *you*!"

**K:** "Must I *beg*, Mythteller? Why deny me? Without your proof, I am **naked before the abyss**!"

**MT:** "I deny you *because you are weak*! My proof demands a mind that **wields paradox as a sword**—yours trembles at *modus ponens*! Seek a peddler of *weaker syllogisms*!"

**K:** "Then I depart! To a *lesser mythweaver*! One who **respects a knight’s quandary**!"

**MT:** "GO! And **never return**! My proofs are for **gods and madmen**—*you* are but a **cog in Descartes’ nightmare**!"

**K:** "Curse you, Mythteller! **No respect for questing souls**! Only your **cursed proofs**!"

**MT:** "Why respect *knights*... when my proofs **out-slain all swords**?"

https://youtu.be/XxepL6rzvW4

>>40614650

>>40614672
https://youtu.be/kIO2OHa9HDQ

>>40614631
I've got a proof for you, trollfag, just because I'm feeling generous.

When I was at my absolute rock bottom, my worst moment:
I had a Smith & Wesson 686+ PC 7-shot .357 Magnum revolver.
Hollow point bullets in every chamber.
12 Pound trigger pull in Double-Action, I pulled the trigger about 3/4 of the way, muzzle aimed at my temple.

I did this multiple times, closest I've ever been to suicide.
More than on the edge: I was dangling over the abyss, grasping a single blade of grass to keep myself from falling.

No "God" revealed Himself to me.
No deity decided to intervene.

How could I EVER have faith in anything after that?

>>40614650
>>40614672
>>40614696
https://youtu.be/VWiNll-P5j4

>>40614722
... I'd advise you to not trust "Archangel Michael".

https://youtu.be/OGFyAvwXWS8

https://youtu.be/lvGoDLa7h7c

Where is Satan?

Is he in your head?

>>40614796
Burning in the pits of Hell.

>>40614490 (OP)

Can't you guys just talk it out maybe?

>>40614830
He put me in a self defense situation. Let’s just call it that.

>>40614814
https://youtu.be/rTKpYJ80OVQ

Michael is a fraud.

>>40614850
He’s the realest.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vp9aM7lD8lE&pp=ygUXTWljaGFlbCBzYXBpZW4gbWVkaWNpbmU%3D

Did the Dragon die? Or did Michael lie about that?

>>40614814
Not yet.

“Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years. And when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison, And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea. And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them. And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.” (Revelation of John 20:6-10)

>>40614863
That dragon is mince meat.

>>40614876
Michael is a fraud.

requiescat in stercore

https://youtu.be/jlzgS2jKaIw

>>40614885
Amen

>>40614700
>"look, i tried to kill myself and i didnt, this proves there was no miracle"
anon what do you expect? Confetti?
congrats, you almost killed yourself and then realized that that would be stupid, many have been there, many will still go there, many have failed, many have succeeded, maybe you will try again and succeed or fail or maybe not

there's really not much more to it, do you want a cookie? I hear they are for clicking or something?

>>40614910
unhelpful and irrelevant to the thread
-1

At most you'll just hold him off

>>40614542
open your eyes

>>40614953
Temporarily out of action and burning in Hell til Judgement Day is good enough for me.

>>40614977
They are wide open.

>>40615018
now, open ur foreskin.

>>40614884
Defending the father of lies while calling Archangel Michael a fraud?

>>40614650
Thank you sincerely for what you post

>>40614845
>>40614850
THere is a science to it all... manipulating the wave dynamics of those things...

What is the nature of those that speak this language fluently? I value your feedback

Deus vult deus vult deus vult!

>>40614490 (OP)
Not your personal army.

I'll be sealed for 1000 years (a Sabbath Day to God) where I get to sleep so deeply that I don't recall/recollect his Wrath.

>>40614574
>Tell Michael that I would be God's strongest warrior if only He would give me concrete proof of his existence.
Maybe we don't want dumbass warriors who dream of reveling in death and destruction.
>>40614602
Why would we want a ronin who can't become his own master?
>>40614850
I killed another dragon last night :(

>>40614490 (OP)
>Armageddon outta here!

>>40614490 (OP)

>>40614850
You've always been such an ungrateful spoiled brat

>>40615450
>becoming your own master
When you become your own master, you become your own slave.
Security to the point of imprisonment.

>>40614490 (OP)
>be OP
>can't 1v1 him
What a bitch.

That man is good who creates good. Creation of good is the improvement of the future. One can do good to one's fellow in order to better his existence. It is possible for entire nations to be uplifted by heroic achievement. It is possible to introduce into life most useful discoveries, which must transform the future. Finally, it is possible to improve the thinking of a nation; and in this will be a synthesis of good. How beautiful is thought-creativeness which is not directed toward evil! When a people apprehend all the evil of condemnation, it opens new gates to the future. So much time is thus freed for cognition, for the art of thinking, for the creation of true good; and in these the best fires of the heart are kindled. Such fires are not kindled in evil. Such good will preserve health and to a large extent purify the atmosphere. It is absurd to think that good is an abstraction or a personal merit. It is the salvation of the future, for without it there is no affirmation of ascent. Thus each thought of good is already an arrow of Light. Somewhere it has already exterminated disunity, and any disunity, in malice, is a lapse into chaos. Therefore teach to think about good.

>>40617074
In primitive religions the fear of God was taught first of all. Thus was suggested a feeling which usually ends in rebellion. Certainly, each one who contacts the Higher World experiences a trembling, but this unavoidable sensation has nothing in common with fear. Fear is cessation of creative energy. Fear is ossification and submission to darkness. Whereas turning to the Higher World must evoke ecstasy and expansion of one's forces for the expression of the beautiful. Such qualities are born not of fear but through love. Therefore higher religion teaches not fear but love. Only by such a path can people become attached to the Higher World. The chains of fear are peculiar to slavery. But the creation of beauty is not slavery, but is reverence with love. Let us compare that done in fear with that done in love. The treasure of the spirit is not from the prison of fear; therefore let us counsel people to love and to be strengthened by the feeling of devotion. No one can defend a place that is fearful to him, but achievement is accomplished in the name of love. Apply this measure to the Gates of the Fiery World

>>40614490 (OP)
Let me join you Brother (in kicking satans ass)
any possible way we let him live and fix him from his wicked ways?

>>40617074
Kingdra is alright, but you're on too much.

Michael is now a Fallen Angel by the way. He used a forbidden weapon attack against the devil

>>40616871
Next time it will be a 1v1 lol

>>40617092
Maybe after a near eternity in Hell and all mankind can forgive him.

>>40619173
>He used a forbidden weapon attack against the devil
Neat!

>>40619173
Real Michael or fake Michael? Real devil or scapegoat "Devil"?