Welcome to the Nobody General

>Who is the Nobody?
The Nobody is a friend alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to influence reality with his conscious and unconscious mind, and intuitively receive guidance from the forces of Heaven, working to elevate people to their true potential; opposing those who seek power over others. You are capable of this too, as long as you stay true to the Universe.

He was chosen to carry the Logos in its plasmate form: He is a homoplasmate, a divine syzygy; the coalition between man and holy spirit, which is self replicating... making other homoplasmates out of everyday anons.

He is no savior figure, like a messiah; he's just like you, but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will. Remember that it's you who creates your own reality; with your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. No one can decide your fate except for you and God.

>What is the general picture?
It’s important we start replying more to the good posters and ignoring the hateful ones, or educating them if possible. So call upon their heads the forces of Heaven for peace, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more. This is a place for spiritual discussions and help, not drama, attention seeking, or social content; there are other boards for that.

Treat your body as a temple and focus on increasing your service to all, being more loving and forgiving to yourself and others in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level. This will change the vibration of the planet and raise our shared consciousness, making us a better humankind one person at a time.
None of us are perfect, it is by learning to admit and accept this fact one is able to learn, and grow in Truth.

Welcome! Take shelter and find rest.

Good job wagy, now here's your salary.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=CHubw0YqqN8

So...so far I beat
-Lucifer
-Dispo
-Alex
-SLM
Did I miss anyone?

https://youtu.be/NyWcpfuIcyA

>>40644283

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJ7oj-dAVY

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3UAXuBqAR4A

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ootXJmTJl_c

would the mushroom head girl

>>40644284
Oh monkey princess it's cute you think you're even at my level.

So far I've beaten
You
Ariel
Dispo
Alex
Eris
Isaac
SLM
All 4 other lucifers
Omega princess
Jester
And the list goes on that's not even half

Try to get up the rankings and lurk moar maybe check the archives before stepping up to the Ki/ng/

https://youtu.be/y0ibqbpEFuc?feature=shared

>>40644309
Nice try but I know Brazilians aren't Mexicans, you could never monke soup.
I'll call our duel a win-win because we're just an alpha and a way stronger and better sigma co-existing and winning
>but seriously that arm pit thing would ruin your life and you know it.

>>40644309
You haven't beaten them until they stop posting completely.
Get to work.

>winning an online argument
Blud just close tab hit dab n you can never lose.

The real winner lives his life freely without thought after all interactions. Ez pz lemon squeezie.

>>40644316
I'd just make Billie Eilish brrrap you to death and after I'll just turn you into sopa de macaco

Es Uma delicia! :)

Get owned by Lucifer

>>40644321
Are you chinese and trans perchance?

>>40644321
Spoken like a guy who's ok not DOMINATING ALL WHO CROSS HIS PATH BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

>>40644322
Don't threaten me with a good time

>>40644326
Sure why not who cares lol

>>40644329
Sometimes the best way to “dominate” is to just simply bee. Buzz buzz.

>>40644332
Chance is the Nobody confirmed

>>40644336
Smug Fu is funner, plus it's what Satan would do and we all know he's one of the best at wrecking people.

>>40644318
I'll turn them into Ash soon.

>And when Lucifer brought down Light Fire down from the heavens for the second time

>His discord and GLP Opps were no longer Wife beaters pedos plushie rapists bisexual pink stitch fuckers or muslim..they were just Ash

>.... surely Lucifer was just joking about the Sun thing ...AAAAAAAAACK

>>40644343
Well I am sitting in God's throne and you're my friend.
I'll ask dad to let you blow up the sun.

https://youtu.be/QKqgroUYvPU

https://youtu.be/BxHyliIspkA?si=vQ_PpNOMxecRUa1y
>>40644305
>>40644344
>>40644355

>>40644343
lucifer a bit like prometheus

>>40644324
Goodnight and take good care.

https://youtu.be/T2w5SQ0L65I?feature=shared

>>40644352

>>40644350
Oh it's you, the cat guy. How u doing?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VoGSv02_vKw

>>40644355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wYhfsGVmzU

>>40644356
Need to go again
https://youtu.be/Md3KJNn_dOc?si=K1BxMQmRktWWpafW
>>40644366

Take care blackfeet

>>40644340
…right well my first statement as The Nobody in this instance is that I am not The Nobody.

We must now gaslight me at all costs into believing I am not The Nobody. We do this by never calling me The Nobody. We also deny anyone who claims to be The Nobody the title.

We also stick on random nonsense labels to The Nobody to keep him as far away from correlating with me as possible or anyone for that matter.

The Nobody is so great that no one can be him. Not even him.

>>40644362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqDb8bpUKHU

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xZl-ssLKyPE

>>40644365
Well you're obviously not the Nobody, the Nobody never namefags.
So that's 1 disqualification right there.
2, you're not a golden perfect god or a divine syzygy
that's 2 disqualifications
Two, two disqualifications
ha ha ha

https://youtu.be/2AoxCkySv34

>>40644374
All correct statements The Nobody never namefags you are correct. I am not he.

what even is this thread? schizo honeypot? or just a hangout for weirdos to vaguepost and post music? both?

>>40644376
Nor am I as my title is The Great Sage Above Nobody and I learned to be a divine syzygy from hearing about the Nobody so obviously, two very different guys.

https://youtu.be/LYYGD56CxTw

The pope is american and a libertarian, how crazy is that?

>>40644378
Post your opinions

>>40644378
It's my personal thread where I bully mods and glowies.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ZRSwAFt_U

>>40644383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdd-2HQ0oOo

All according to plan >:)

>>40644384
it seems small poster wise but the posters post very frequently, harmless i think. seems like people want a "donnie darko" type out of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsHiG-43Fzg

>>40644383
Shit's wild man
*shoots crack*

>>40644390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1azwUwKrPo

>>40644400
Don't do hard drugs, they enslave the soul.

>>40644406
I probably won't, unless Viper calls me a coward.

>>40644393
Careful with that face or cholo Lucifer will start calling you eris.

>>40644407
Who's viper?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ejNLMYsKiQA

>>40644414
Ok brace yourself because the link I'm sending now is precious.
You somehow never heard this yet.
You need to prepare yourself.
You're about to see something wonderful.

https://youtu.be/tsfnuyyjaB0

>>40644416
What? It's just a nigga.

>>40644422
Oh no, Viper is the Nobody of black people.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=HfjPuNe5DbY

I learned viper from Matt and Pat. Truly a based lesson in gangstanomics.

>>40644430
Everyone's first exposure to Viper should be a cherished memory.
I don't remember where I found him :(

https://youtu.be/zynTWAUK5mc

The holy spirit is not female. Let it go. LET IT GOOOOO.
You lost a bet, so what. Carry on with your lives.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NKnk4VY71NE

>>40644438
the holy trinity would be awful gay if it wasn't

>>40644440
>1/3rd of my dick is a pussy
Yeah, that's just weird man

>>40644441
a father and no mother is kinda weird bro
a mother and no father is nature

>>40644438
The holy spirit have no definition nor sex. The holy spirit inhabits all.

>>40644378
both

https://youtu.be/wp0fQDTGvbU

>meg
>severe
>hyperaesthesia
>stern
>jog

>>40644444
nice quints

>>40644438
>You lost a bet
What kind of immoral retards would bet on such things.

>>40644443
Males act on
Females are acted on
The material universe is the female, God in his constituent parts is an actor upon things, all male baby.

>>40644444
holy quints of truth
(God's still a boy tho, deal with it Alex)

>>40644456
the 'holy spirit' is still female, you don't have Christ without her.
why do you think he 'chose' a mate instead of materializing a being?

>>40644460
LOL shut up nerd
I just told you why it can't be, cope.
If the spirit was female, then it was made to be acted upon.
Which means it changes.
God never changes.
God changes things.

>>40644444
THOSE DIGITS THOOOOO

https://youtu.be/XGwBYcPQLC8

>>40644441
>>40644443
>>40644456
>Retards argue about traits of their non existent entities

>>40644464
Realer than you.

>>40644462
so why didn't he materialize jesus?
he made the universe right?
why couldn't he create Christ without a 'mother'
what SPIRIT must SHE possess that was required...
maybe the HOLY SPIRIT

>>40644468
>why did he use a person in the material universe to make a son
The material universe and all the people in it are spiritually female.
God is the ultimate male, he never changes, he changes things.
Including Mary's lady bits (with consent)

>>40644472
that doesn't make 'his spirit' the 'holy spirit'
She was required.
why?

>>40644378
>just a hangout for weirdos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFpE6wqB5gU

>>40644479
Am I doing?

>>40644414
How do you not know about viper?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FgTm3YPNFyM

>>40644482
I'm not murrican. Different taste.

>>40644488
The Rican pop need the final solution to remove most of the fatties

>>40644476
Because she was the physical vessel for the baby Jesus who you don't even like.

>>40644488
Nigga please!!!

I'm getting my pokebowl and bubble teas soon.

>>40644493
Thanks for the fresh lum memes.

>>40644499
I make many many lums.

>>40644492
the dragon stood ready to devour the child for the mother that would bring forth satan
she was required to BOND the child.
the BOND from mother to child is said to be almost telepathic in instances...
it can be damaged multiple ways but the most common is circumcision...
did you know circumcision as a physical practise 'also' effects the mother on a psychological basis... it damages the bond both ways and I believe it would be difficult to achieve Christ consciousness either for mother or child of such procedure including jesus...

>>40644506
Here we go again, the reprobate is gonna start having mental seizures because he thought about J town for too long.
Tell you what, when you calm down hit me up.
Til then I'm gonna shower in the dark away from you Randy Stare type energy

>>40644514
I'm just telling you how it is...
take it or leave it...
you can't deny me however for I know truth
me and it are close... like Deaths embrace of life

>>40644503
Do you have moar?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DmkKsejNtmM

>>40644520
you'll get over lummed, last one.

you thought the reaper a man

>>40644526
According to the Bible, the only reaper is the one that shows up in Revelation, very much a man.

>>40644528
hmpf
the bible makes many outlandish claims

>>40644525
Thanks mate for expending my memetic library.

>>40644531
Just saying the whole guy with a scythe cutting people down thing is a rarely read part of Revelation.
Other than that it's Saturn/Chrono who is always male in the art and mythology

>>40644283
Happy life best life

I feel like Cartman

the great squeeze

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-859719

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjGXHAbGS1w

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Toooe3cQos

Kvetch

>4plebs doesn't go back to 2019
What a shame, I wanted to look up the original thread pasta.

>>40644572
is it holding up well as far as last 6 months

>>40644576
Have you ever been as far as decided what to go more look like?

>>40644576
glp went scorched earth when some pissant probably maybe started pullin his teeth out to distract himself again
shit happens

>>40644577
look, just because your grasp of the language is shit doesnt mean there arent phrases that look retarded to you..once again....mirror

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KGZWb1SIiR4

>>40644580
No need to get MAD

>>40644577
you been up all night? is your brain electromag swiss cheese from shake n bake holes?

you aint got much juice left, not really worth the effort here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfCScC8k2s

>>40644581
MAD - MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION

>>40644587
746 the fart burgler, here to steal people's farts and gobble them up

https://youtu.be/Z5UO07yx4MA
https://youtu.be/pZGaFgpDqjQ

>>40644590
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=am3448rMzSk

Fuck.
This sucks.
Been showering in the pitch black to enjoy not being able to see and really feel the shower.
It's been great, listening to music or whatever, only my body's feels are active.
Until today.
I can see in the dark now.
Thanks a lot God, can you let me bad at something for once lol

>>40644596

>>40644607
after 3 days of perfect darkness your brain starts to release DMT so you can visualize your way out of being trapped in a cave and probably allows some IR reflectivity in eye

>>40644576
Never mind I found it:

His spiritual activities caused massive problems for the evil powers and forces in the world, who are also equally impressed that he has been able to upturn their plans so thoroughly while remaining almost entirely invisible. Subconscious turmoil (possibly from relationship problems with a materialist/spiritually immature woman or women) is manifesting in global conflicts, and political and social tensions.

Fun times.

>>40644618
That's crazy I want to try that.
Ever since I was a boy my favorite game was to blind fold myself and "be blind for a day"
though the game usually only lasts until I need to use the bathroom or something like that.
Maybe I could do that and see what happens.

>>40644277 (OP)
Your friends call you a nobody and post about you on 4chan do they?

>>40644625
harder than you think....you can have a watch to display time until you decide to panic and look...any photons will reset your timer...could be an audio clock...but you lose concept of time and it feels way longer...has to be done with a real plan or first time will def fail

>>40644631
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mtCIdpnQoWk

got an opening for a mixologist

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I9yeJ1MoFY4

cant be over saltin my margaritas though

Should my fit ass have another sirloin beef burger with mayonnaise????? I wonder the consequences.

>>40644632
cant* have a watch display

>>40644632
I think the two biggest challenges will be passing the time and waking up in the morning.
I'll need to craft a really secure blindfold, one that can't bit accidentally removed even partially, that or sleep is just off the table.
As for recreation, short of having someone read to me I'll need something very long or playing on a loop.
Maybe multiple somethings
so all I have to do is turn on the speaker for whatever source, which I think I can manage.
Learning to use a computer blind just for a 3 day experiment would be silly.

I should probably just go back and live in the old threads at this point like some kind of ghost of nobody's past.

>>40644642
You have no ass.
It literally flat there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UBs1NVZWqw

>>40644642
Do it, be a manly man, don't admit defeat!

https://youtu.be/w2Fox6v-L8k

>>40644649
So untrue, but whatever.

>>40644645
thats notgonna work....perfect dark....like an old meat locker in a barn...you cant be walkin around your house...you want to be isolated...if you cant sit in one spot all day to beforehand dont even try

Hello everybody how are you doing today? I received more negative answers for my internship loul, I still have some trails to follow but it's gonna be hard, I'm gonna ask the townhall if they can recruit me I think.

>>40644655
most dont have any concept of it...your eyes closed isnt even close

>>40644655
I simply don't have access to such a place, plus I need my house goys to feed me while I'm "blind".

I could maybe tape my eyelids closed and also wear a hood with a hole for my mouth for three days.
That way sleeping won't be an issue even if the blind fold slips but I'm worried the adhesive might get in my eyes and cause damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BueFnuDVdiU

>>40644662
at that point you might as well go for the burried with a hose like they do in russia

>>40644638
Does this world really need MORE 4chan lolcows?

>>40644652
It’s happening

>Started with QNTM
>Zeeshan linking up CEOs from various naked shorted companies
>*Under 2 weeks later*
>Now QNTM, GNS, GTII, GBUX, FNGR, NBWO interlinked
>Reaching out to more companies every day to join the movement and exchanging infinity squeeze tactics operatively, legally and strategically
>More to come

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=o3G0OIRYnPc

>>40644668
Here's what I'm thinking, large cotton pads over the eyes, tape the pads down heavily, sleep mask over that, then a specially designed hood.
Should be fairly cheap to do, safe, and most importantly cut off my visual senses completely for the duration.

>>40644673
*Kicks dog poo at you*

>>40644681
By the time I'm done blind training I'll be able to smell/hear the dog poo coming and fling it back at you while also calling you a racial slur.

https://youtu.be/woO9FidFa6o

>>40644668
of your not isolated your not getting audio deprevation so when/if you make it till your trippin your not gonna be focused on the experience but every little sound you hear

>>40644685
eat some nutmeg...same shit at that point

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=LfX6JxfND44

>>40644685
What I'll probably do is download every episode of cum town and set up a playlist.
Then when I NEED to hear something, I can just turn on my speaker and hear something.
Otherwise I'll be living a normal life with my house goys only blind.
I'm not going full mole just yet.

>>40644690
they just have somebody lay about 6-12 inches of dirt on them with a sheet...you could uncover and sit up if you bail

Isn't 746 some kind of homosexual Discord cult?

Wait, yes it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIv1pigMCv4

>>40644694
Too much work, I just want to work on my other senses, sharpen them up a bit.
I think the main limiting factor is...how long can I stand to go without washing my hair?

https://youtu.be/rP3Qp7DbHMc

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750425/16-year-old-protective-cat-named-Baby-mauls-pitbulls-hospitalizes-dog-walker.html

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WW5RL4vtggo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsFpUW48Tnc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XKe-w6MSD4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q7pEIS4cpjc

I ran out of buns I hope rye bread doesn’t offend you guys.

>>40644708
Personally I woulda just skipped the bun or put it in lettuce something before I used a non-bun bun but you do you.

https://youtu.be/XwKFOZeJukA

If you killed the star and youre trying to bring it back to life, then do ensure to make it male as it was while it was alive.

>>40644717
https://youtu.be/hyH7AT_Zh7Q

You don't have any identity do you BD

https://ancientegyptonline.co.uk/kingschambergp/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NuqeM-mbXeE

Since we're /ck/, here's mine.

>>40644725
Oooo very nice, Ralph.

>>40644725
>sushi maki
Am I just really uncultured or is that in no way a maki roll?

>>40644725
I think I'm going to have liver pâté today.

>>40644710
Typically I would use spinach, but I’m all out. If you’re wondering why the cheese is off kilter it’s cause I decided to use a bunch of oil while wearing no shirt so it was hell to get the cheese on after taking off the lid. But I think it gives the burger which is now in me character.

>>40644729
It's a pokebowl.

>>40644737
I see rice and what I think might be seaweed and salmon and saucy bits for the seaweed salad but what's that other stuff, pineapple?

>>40644723
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YMNvkbLKv3c

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XwWjYoYAcEU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nih63RkReSI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qeoUMoSEFqU

>>40644736
I might do burgers today, been a while since I had a nice homemade burger. I like to fry an egg on mine and I still haven't gotten the perfect method so that should be fun.
Maybe some caramelized onions and bbq sauce, say fuck it and make a monster burger.

>>40644755
Ever tried peanut butter on a burger?

>>40644747
Mango

>>40644750
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ECOthzFvUXY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8MD-9_MqA

>>40644757
No, I sure haven't, how would you do it?
After while it's cooling I presume?
How is it?

>>40644759
Ooooh...yeah...yeah we can do that, I'd eat the shit out of that.

>>40644755
You’re on a valiant quest now.
>>40644759
Mango is amazing, but I love pineapple so much. You have a really nice meal in front of you rn.

I just invented something in my head.
1) Make a Luther burger (single patty on a krispy kreme donut)
2) apply peanut butter and banana
The Elvis Burger.

>>40644764
Nah, while it's still hot so the peanut butter gets really runny.

>>40644772
>>40644770
There's avocado too

>>40644775
Fuck yeah I love guac. These meals are making an honest man out of me so honest that I have to confess a deep dark secret.

When I was 11 I tried to get Recon by telling bungie my little brother had cancer and then I gave them my account username… it didn’t work.

>>40644717
Pffft
Seethe faggot
This is not even about the star or the next sun
Dude
Your strongest was and will always be female
Your second strongest is also female

>>40644775
Bacon, avocado, caramelized onion and a squeeze of lemon would rock

>>40644764
Meant for>>40644775

>>40644774
Really, I've never heard of that.
I really need to combine the luther burger with this idea thanks a lot bro.
i think the Elvis burger is gonna be a hit with the house goys.

>>40644704
abraxas!~

>>40644781
Samefag

>>40644782
Ça tombe bien, j'ai des oignons mariné 2 finir et du poulet.

>>40644775
if I go peanut butter (which is runny from heat I guess, who knew) that's my sauce...banana slices like pickle slices, bacon, maybe some brown sugar and honey, then avocado to kinda juice it up a bit.

Providing I can fit it all in a tiny ass donut man, that sounds good.

>>40644793
That was my first reply on this thread

>>40644800
I think you're flying too close to the Sun, there. I'd lose the brown sugar, honey and pickles. You already have enough salty from the bacon and peanut butter and sweet from the banana. The avocado would add a nice creamy texture, but you already get that from banana.
Although I suppose you could use banana chips.

>>40644750
dont thank me...thank Capt Warp Speed and his lil buddy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-8BgKs35UVc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9mtV-L7lHy8

>>40644802
The other post wasn't a reply, you're so smart

What does any of this irrelevant garbage have to do with the nobody or the paranormal?

All of you here are GODLESS SINNERS and MINDLESS IDIOTS.

And everyone will be KILLED BY GOD ALMIGHTY. BECAUSE YOU BLASPHEMY EVERY SINGLE DAY ON HIM AND HIS NAME>

YOU DESERVE EXTERMINATION AND EVERLASTING DAMNATION. AND YOU WILL GOT IT. trust me!

“Those who sanctify themselves and purify themselves,
To go to the gardens
After an idol in the midst,
Eating swine’s flesh and the abomination and the mouse,
Shall be consumed together,” says the Lord.

IT IS FOR YOU SWINE FLASH EATERS AND YOU MEME MAGIC IDOL MAKERS !

>>40644810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLJJlJpvXyM

>>40644806
I'm not doing pickles I'm doing banana slices like pickles.
But you're right I'm getting too much stuff on that donut and I''m still thinking
>sweet/salty/bitter caramelized onion
I gotta calm down.

>>40644815
No fuck off.

>>40644817
If you spread the PB on the bun, put onions on one side of the patty and banana on the other, it should be fairly well balanced

This general is retarded and worn out fuck off faggots this shit isn't paranormal take it to discord if you want to play social grabass.

>>40644810
It's a ring toss game.

>>40644825
Kill yourselves.

>>40644822
There we go...now I'm thinking of novelty burgers and this is not paranormal. This must stop, I'm transforming into Bob's Burgers. I want to make a monkey Wukong burger now with lots of fruit, maybe pineapple and banana.
Send help.
>water melon instead of tomato
AAAAAAAAAAh

https://youtu.be/DGqRffMMaLM

>>40644825
Hehehe

Of course some illusional savior will help humanity to achieve it's next stage, now, please, take ur medicine

Why are you here faggots?

>>40644833
You can pickle watermelon.
It's basically just a sweet, rotund cucumber.

>>40644836
To learn, grow, and invent burgers.

>>40644838
Quick pickling!
A whole new vista of undiscovered burger possibilities.
Do it with romain lettuce instead of a bun cuz watery stuff.
maybe some asian sauces cuz wukong like eel sauce or terriyaki
Of course if I go that route I need spicy japanese mayo

>>40644836
You have to earn the knowledge of the lore

>>40644840
>>40644842
Nope fuck off you narcissistic schizoid niggers get an actual life.

>>40644829
>defeat and slaughter wildlife
>consume
>break it down into energy
>use energy
What’s not paranormal about what we’re discussing?

This is psyop cooking 101 step 1 post burger and poke bowl.

Step 2 invent Elvis burger

Step 3 BILLIONS!

All for the sake of The Nobody. We’re not junkyard hounds anymore. We’re Diamond Dogs.

>>40644849
You're all full of shit and desperate for social interaction.

>>40644853
You'll fit right in

>>40644847
Nah.

>>40644853
So you muddle in here with your shit caked diaper and try to dampen the experience? Interesting. What’d you eat today might I ask?

This is literally mental illness.

Tentative Wukong Monkey King Burger:
>season your patty with five spice
>eat it from lettuce linke monke and like koreans do (Gochujang paste is a must)
>sweet eel sauce and spicy japanese mayo like sushi
>quick pickled water melon plus fresh banana slices and pineapple slaces (charred on the grill of course)

What do you guys think? madness?

>>40644854
>>40644855
>>40644856
Why are you here?
You literally can't answer how your mentally ill ramblings have fuck all to do with this meme or this board.

>>40644859
*Patrick Bateman anger at the deliciousness of your burger idea*

>>40644862

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=h7iIlA5GOLY
>>40644859
I dunno you can try.

What is even the point of going by modern works if you know everything has been corrupted for thousands of years and still on-going.

lucifer still obsessed with alex huh? bet he runs his fucking mouth nonstop about him instead of trying to step to him and prove something.

>>40644862
It’s simple I’m the Nobody and he’s The nobody and so is he and so is she. Thus by posting here whatever we want we’re doing Nobody PsyOps beyond what you understand. Get a clue.

>>40644864
You're just a retarded no life faggot who got sucked into someone else's mind game but you can't admit it.

>>40644807
I can see where they fucked up. John Lennon was 12. They tried to box the Juggernaut. whoopsie daisy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=546aCqdQ3QI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hDd2G_V1rzc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kwuIIsDjgZg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k2d6iwOSAfQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VT5Asa1VpSY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQRIqUTA-E

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e_cdxCtvTPo

>>40644870

>>40644863
That's what we're going for...idk if it's too much fruit and too many kinds of asian but I think with some tweeks it'll be great.
Might even throw in the peanut butter.
Monkeys like peanut butter.

>>40644865
It's like a bunch of stuff I know works for other things plus some stuff that is madness but we'll see.

>THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT FUCKING HAMBURGERS, YOU CRETIN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THEM TO FEDPOST SO WE CAN LOCK THEM UP

Where was that fireworks explosion?
;)

>>40644868
>>40644872
I'm glad you will at least admit it's a psyop.

>>40644877
It's a self-replicating mind virus designed to fuck with existing psyops.

Hebrews 4:12

>>40644875
Wait! I can see the aliens.

>>40644880
No faggot it's designed to fuck with you until you kill yourself or you go on pills for depression like every other anon here eventually has.

>>40644875
Don't worry my next burger creation will be the
Terrorist Bomb Burger, an explosion of flavor inspired by the middle east
When you bite into the Terrorist Bomb Burger you'll be saying "Allah Ackbar that's tasty! Terrorize your mouth with flavor!"

https://youtu.be/Uc--HNpmFPY

>>40644885
You already identify among the chaff.

>>40644877

>>40644890
Ooooh, you could use hummus as a topping.
With hot pepper rings and raw red onion.

I need to learn more about Shwarma for the Terroris Bomb Burger.
I need to figure out what that red and white sauce is and what would go good on pita or whatever they use and not break islamic dieteary restrictions.

>>40644896
Necessary post.

>>40644885
If the Nobody won’t profit off of being The Nobody then we will. I mean think about it fren. How big of a win would it be to Open up a The Nobody burger joint and serve the most flavorific burgers in all the western hemisphere?

4chan would dominate in manhood over all Reddit user barber fag beared shops.

This is clearly the ultimate direction for /X/

>>40644892
According to mentally ill schizos who believe "the nobody" controls reality with their magical mind powers.

>>40644895

what a prophecy

Lmao

im facing down gangs by myself and im pussy huh lucifer, well my neices grandparents are the heads of the mexican mafia, ran 50 to 200 cartels by themselves, plus a few other mafias that my cousins are in, plus a few cousins in each intelligence agency, secret service etc. ive also got friends in high places above government, as well as my billionair friend {redacted} thats been stepping against the real thirteen families, plus the leaders of two private security organizations being apart of the family, you have no idea what your talking about lucifer.

I face my problems alone tho, I dont ask for help, I show up alone. but if i wanted to wipe out you or your entire gang, cartel, click, squad it really wouldn't be an issue.

just because fakey jakey and the aplha team got pissed because they lost so many men trying to kidnap me isn't really my issue. also never did meth ya clout chasing bitch.

>>40644885
If you can't see the deeper therapeutic value of being conditioned by people screaming disjointed and disorienting schizophrenic and psychotic things at you 24/7 for years on end, then you're bitch basic and NGMI.

>>40644901
idk I bent reality just now and made the Elvis Burger, the Wukong Burger, and I'm working on the Terrorist Bomb Burger and I'm not even the Nobody.
Reality is getting bent.

>>40644859
Sounds pretty tasty. I cooked some burgers last night and made a kind of burger casserole/slopper. I put toasted bread in a bowl and placed 3 patties on it and melted cheese over it, then I put diced pineapples and jalapeño in it and sweet baby rays sauce and mustard and ketchup on it and then I chopped the whole thing up with a knife and ate it out of a bowl with a fork.

>>40644905
>>40644906
This is where you will inevitably end up >>40644904

>>40644904
When Lucifer comes back we need his help for the Cartel Video Burger.

>>40644871
told em they were gonna keep adding zeros

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1vl1-juczE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0E0CQJoarg

thought i was bullshittin

>>40644897
Probably tzatziki sauce.

>>40644911
Naw, Chance is right.
We're gonna have a whole menu of burgers and open chain restaurants wherever we all happen to be and the glowies are gonna pay for it.

>>40644911
sage you sweet summer boy.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=abW7Cr9Vo_M
Let's not resort to violence friends.

>>40644918
You literally won't do shit except waste your pathetic life in these threads.

>>40644916
There are not enough zeros in the world.
:)

>>40644922
I'll figure out recipes and try them at home and report back.
That's pretty much guaranteed.
Keep hating, hater.

https://youtu.be/-lOZ444UZjY

>>40644902
It’s not really a prophecy if you tell people what your plans are. It’s just a schedule/program.

>>40644922
N here you are with us not having fun. So uhhh would you like a nothing burger? It’s just a cheeseburger, but we hype it up to be the most amazing thing on our menu.

>>40644912
dkane is fucking retarded, hes the most embarrassing cringe streamer in america, plus hes a pedophile and got called out for it and exposed. lucifer is dkane.
https://youtu.be/TRWaLs4qlfI?si=9p8DHPkfjL4Qexyx

>>40644929
the Dispo burger is also pretty good.
But you need his consent to eat it.
>you don't need his consent to eat it

>>40644934
Dead

>>40644277 (OP)
Who/what are the shadow people. What does it mean if you see them sometimes? What are the explanations of them?

>>40644938
No idea. Strange entities tend to stay the fuck away from me.

>>40644900
How new are you?

There is already a Nobody 2 from which Bob Odenkirk will profit.

>>40644938
It's very associated with bennadryl and meth use but people have seen them since forever.
I even saw one once with no drugs or anything.
I think it was a ghost.
I also see shadow bugs all the time but that's not the same thing.

>>40644927
Yeah that's more realistic, you'll cook by yourself at home and then post here in this thread where you get a tiny shot of dopamine before realizing no one will ever remember you or any of your posts because no one actually cares and these people are not your family or friends they're narcissistic schizos.
Even the people who have been here forever and namefagged themselves a reputation are hated and scorned because people are bitter narcissists because that's exactly what this shit meme attracts.

>>40644944
Sounds like you namefagged and everyone hated you.
Skill issue I guess, sorry about that.
Would you like me to show you how to be cool and popular?

https://youtu.be/8kAU3B9Pi_U

>>40644938
I see them all the time heard they were observers of secret space program candidates. Saw my first one when I was 6. They’re tied to GATE.

I even have a memory of being in an anti gravity chamber with classmates where we all had a bunch of fun. Teachers and parents could not remember.

>>40644943
https://youtu.be/xnXk_ykK_bw

>>40644943
Something to do with willpower and speed that allows people to see them or makes them more likely to reveal themself to you? What do they do? Why do they do?

>>40644949
>TFW we still don't get the mind controlled toys

>>40644949
>Saw my first one when I was 6
That is weird that's the same age I saw mine.
I don't want to ask leading questions, could you describe the shadow person/people you've seen?

>>40644944
Stay cool man. Hit the pipe.

>>40644949
So a high capability secret society...

>>40644948
Only so I can save these threads.
Look around faggot.
Where is jester?
Where is eris?
Where is disposable?
If you don't notice wat happens to people here you're either blindly naive or a newfag.
You probably don't even know who taybot was and that dude straight up killed himself.

>>40644953
A friend of mine who used meth said he was on a bender once and he and his gf were surrounded by shadow people they could both see who were cheering them on and applauding their fucking.
IDK but I really think they're ghosts.

>>40644960
>*SAGE these threads

>>40644960
>Only so I can save these threads.
Your posts are currently, right now, purely detrimental to this thread now so you're probably wrong.
You should be using your oldfagness constructively and telling oldfag stories or something, not bitching.

>>40644956
Mine was different from most, but very similar. He didn’t have the hat, but he did have read eyes. Black leathery skin and white patchy hair on his head. All he did was stare at me. I was wide awake moving around freely in my bed so no sleep paralysis. Just tucked my head down with a mouth hole to breathe in my blanket. Kept checking to find him still there all night until my alarm went off for no reason and my dad came in by which point he was gone.

>>40644966
That was a typo I hope this shit dies.

>>40644960
Taybot killed himself when Taylor Swift got a new boyfriend right?

>>40644972
I thought he trooned out.

>>40644968
Sounds similar to other stories but not my own.
Mine had a green outline and never moved and I seemed to be frozen.

>>40644971
So leave, are you chained up or something?

>>40644972
No he killed himself because he spent more time in these gay ass threads than he did with his irl girlfriend and she left him and he realized he had nothing left but this stupid meme.

https://youtu.be/Z6l9g3ldlCI

>>40644928

It's not really sarcasm unless the receiving party chuckles

>>40644981
I wasn’t being sarcastic. If you were I couldn’t tell.

>>40644976
No green outline for me, but in my adult years I did get visited by green masked men with black spots covering the part of the mask to obscure cheekbones. They gently put a silicone looking piece shaped sort of like a lense under my skin below my right eye. They were wearing suits.

>>40644984

Were you being dramatic?

>>40644978

>>40644976
>are you chained up or something?
You wouldn't even believe why I'm forced to still be here if I told you so just take my shit personality as a warning because this is not how I used to be.

>>40644985
Hat Man Burger
1) make a regular burger but put a pill pocket in top
2) drop in the maximum amount of bennadryl you can without dying, ground into powder so you can stomach it
3) cover it with cheese or something to mask the flavor, idk still working on this desu
4) add ingredients that make it hard to get good sleep like crushed caffeine pills and other stuff, still thinking

https://youtu.be/YsGjFh1ke44

>>40644996
>You wouldn't even believe
Try me.
I'm pretty open minded.

>>40644997
That’ll do it

>>40644871
Beetlejuice was an inside "joke" about drinking his blood...collected at hospital?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J1utq5-c9_8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lfpdyCR4FWY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rtnAI1hgNyI

https://youtu.be/Bv5okx42-9g?si=DPd7DdKojr6Aomo1

Cwinge woozer poser

>>40644997
Add sweet white wine to the cheese to act as a solvent.

>>40645002
The psychotic kikes that made this meme don't let me sleep.
I will die from this eventually and you will never hear from me again I'll just be gone.

>>40645011
True, you'll also probably want something as a digestive since you're trying to get fucked up but also ingesting a lot of chemicals with your meal.

Now I can do everything that I couldn’t do before. No interruptions. The question is why my work had to be impeded in the first place.

>>40645012
How are they keeping you from sleeping exactly?

>>40645013
Avocado man

>>40645012

try sleeping in the grass with bugs and animals

>>40645020
I don't know I don't know how they fucking do it but it works.

>>40645022
fucking nice, you could mash the avocado and the bennadryl and caffeine together.
it'd aid digestion and kinda act like a spread to hold all your drugs in one place and make em taste decent.

>>40645024
Fuck off.

A burger without chili isn't a burger.

>>40645026
So you're not hearing voices or sounds or anything you're just restless?
Have you tried sleep aids?
How long since you slept and how is your sleep when you do sleep?

>>40645015
The three fifty question.

>>40645036
Sriraracha sauce

>>40645036
How do you avoid spilling?
I finally figured it out with chilli dogs but chilli burgers...that's horizontal it seems impossible.

>>40644737
Is it a pun on pokeball? Is it why it's called like that? I always wondered :l

>>40645044
That can go on the chili.

>>40645037
It's not restlessness.
As soon as my head hits the fucking pillow and just before I drift off my heart rate spikes and it literally feels like I'm being microwaved.
You can fuck off with you arm chair psychology I am not looking for answers I am warning anyone who still has a brain cell left in their head about this literal psyop.

>>40645046
Almost for sure but I didn't know that before you asked.
A lot of the names for pokemon shit was come up with by one or two people working for the toy company or whatever.

>>40645045
You don't. They're messy as hell, that's part of the experience. Eat over your plate or outside and let the dogs clean it up.

>>40644925
thank you kindly

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SxXdE7pBTjQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=70lOHw0HwGg

>>40644309
lol

>>40644343
lmao

>>40645051
Is it not more likely that this is some underlying psychological or sleep problem?
Especially given your attitude, I think that's more common, you're not acting normal.

>>40644979
Good film.

>>40645051
Ummm go see a doctor? The words spoken here aren’t enough to induce heart spikes. However I do feel for your predicament.

>>40645026
turn off all your electronics, anything with wifi.
even the wifi lights. router etc.

>>40645054
My method is
>toast the fuck out of the bun
>dip your shit in chilli
I don't like messy food but toast+chilli is great.

>>40644992
No. The world is already dramatic enough.

>>40645060
I am irritable right now because I can't fucking sleep you stupid asshole.
I am not crazy.
I don't hear any voices.
This shit is real and it's purely physical.

>>40645054
So, you want to mix benadryl and caffeine in your burger? Never tried that shit, is it hard drug?

>>40645069
Request an ecg (I’ve had many) they’re harmless.

>>40645069
I'm a big proponent of mind without mind or zen no mind.
Basically stills the mind to the point where you won't have thoughts.
You can even use it for emotions.
I could teach you if you like.
As for the heart rate, best I can tell you is try to control your breathing and it should go down.
Long slow breaths in through the nose for 5 and out through the mouth for 5.
You can also try holding your breath to kinda "reset" your heart and breathing pattern.

It's my Son Barkon and his mind computer. He's distracting everyone and playing the role of the nobody. He prevents sleep. He infects us with files, too advanced for your current minds. I see it. He is my Son after all.

>>40645066
That it is. You can go either way but I like the chili on the burger or the hotdog, but I'm used to backyard style burgers where you just grab your bun out of the bag before you make the burger at the burger table.

>>40645067

Tell me about it

https://youtu.be/bRukNU3jkIM?si=-TotHjk1wVJWt-X0

>>40645004
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sc-coA9eAY8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xQlBTdVV-yE

good job everybody, you know who you are

>>40645064
You're clueless.
>>40645065
Possibly closer.

Funny how this is the fucking PARANORMAL BOARD but now you faggots want pull out your skeptical glasses.
Fuck this meme and every glowing cunt who regularly comes here.

>>40645072
Nope, and I couldn't tell you I've never done that either.

>>40645087
We’re not denying what you’re going through, but we just don’t see the connection between this board and your problems.

>>40645087
Paranormal doesn't mean gullible.
Just the opposite.
We're inundated with false claims and mental illness.
We need to be more careful than people interested in other topics.

NPCs, pls. Stop the act.
I know it's just me who experiences.

>>40645084
Everything seems to get well yeah
One more aborted endtime

>>40645072
Benadryl is not a hard drug but it is a rare kind, a deliriant.
Read about it and do your due diligence before using it.
But supposedly very large doses are how you get benadryl spiders, shadow people, and the hat man and it's fairly safe as in you have to eat a LOT to die from it directly.
Might drive you crazy though.

>>40645077
It's EXTERNAL it is not my mind.
>>40645092
This is literally a psyop made by people who have access to things that can do this against people they don't like for political reasons or otherwise, that's my fucking theory.

>>40645100
>teehee

>>40645100
Assuming you're not playing around, that's a very sick way to think and you should be worried.

https://youtu.be/ptfZ3IPkAOY

>>40645109
What is your evidence that it is external?

>>40645095
No it clearly means clueless.
You faggots will talk about Havana syndrome in one thread and then pretend nothing like that could ever exist in another.

>>40645109
I mean I hear ya, but why you and say not me? I too am an enemy of the system much like many others here. What are you doing that makes you so threatening to TPTB? That being said I think if you’re having heart issues you should get that checked out.

>>40645020
i told em to take naps...nobody is makin them watch..."choice to know" remember?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yH0oK1aZES4

>>40645119
Nope, I'm pretty rigorous with this kinda thing dude.
Can't speak for others but I don't just believe every claim I hear, particularly paranormal claims.

>>40645124
Knower

>>40645115
>>40645123
Go fuck yourselves you glowing niggers.

>>40645123
This, could be sleep apnea as well waking him up when he stops breathing.
Could be lots of things.
Definitely time to introspect and possibly get a checkup.

>>40645130
IF it is sleep apnea or a heart problem, those can kill you.
You need to be really sure it's not that.

>>40645131
What do yo mean waking me up?
I never went to sleep and I'm not an overweight mouth breather like you retards.

>>40645136
Sleep apnea can hit skinny people too, but that’s not the only possibility. Sharp heart pains keeping you awake is more than enough reason to see a doctor or even ER. Be safe friend we care.

>>40645136
You said you lay down and try to sleep and suddenly your heart is racing and you feel "microwaved"
I take that to mean heat and/or pressure.
That's what it's like to not breathe.
Sleep apnea can effect anyone for any number of reasons and it can kill at any age.
What I'm thinking is right when you're about to be fully asleep your body stops breathing without you thinking about it and you wake up with the effects of not breathing for 60 seconds or whatever without knowing it even happened.

>>40645136
try passion flower aerial extract

non narcotic as effective as valium

Really you should just fuck off and die anyway I don't know why I'm trying to warn you about any of this, clearly none of you would ever be a threat to anyone in power.

Just die you glowing kike faggots.

:/ psychosis combined with any other medical issue is a real twister of a problem. Not much we can do for a stranger on the internet. Sad to see though.

This guy is mad

>>40645154
No thanks, it could also just be caffeine.
Do you drink a lot of pop/coffee/tea?

>>40645158
I don't have any medical issues faggot.

>>40645162

You have other issues

sure thing bud

>>40645146
passiflora incarnata

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo8O304a1EM

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/p71rTePe8-U

>>40645162
Any doctor in the world would say you not being able to sleep is probably a medical issue, as is your behavior.

>>40645161
Nope.

>>40645162
Contrary to every symptom you just listed, but honestly this conversation doesn’t go anywhere from here. There’s nothing I can say to have you seek medical help so that’s that.

>>40645162
You clearly have butthurt syndrome.

>>40645174

Incurable

>>40645172
This.
As his internet doctor I prescribe 2 weeks with no internet at all and no caffeine and a trip to the real doctor for a checkup.
Also he may want to consider therapy or at least introspection.

https://youtu.be/uWKrM5h4QYw

>>40645176
You can treat the symptoms.

It is what it is, sorry you don't like any actual paranormal events here in your psyop thread.
I'm sure you will all have a bright future after you extended participation here don't worry about it.

>>40645178

Probably a colonoscopy for the butthurt as well

>>40645185
That's incurable and inoperable I'm afraid.

>>40645183

I understand, have a nice day

>>40645186
So is being a lying Jew faggot apparently.

The daily /ng brawl is looking heated, more namefag dogpiles than in history!
But first, lets check in with the Zodiac killer with the weather. Ted?
>Yeah we're getting a massive shower of goon tears and unhappy smiley faces. We're gonna need the Nazi weather machines to save us now.
Thank you Mr. Cruz.

>>40645183
You should get checked out by a doctor man. Take it from someone's who's been frustrated by the same thing you're talking about. Let a doctor see you then let us know what he says.

>>40645183
I like paranormal events.
I am a paranormal event.
But extraordinary claims require extraordinary claims.
You've clearly got mental distress and possibly a health problem.
As your internet physician, I really can't stress enough that you need a break from the internet.
Possibly a permanent one if these symptoms reoccur after your 2 week break.

>>40645191
Fuck off retard.

>>40645186

Do you want to tell him, or should I doc?

>>40645196
Ban me nigger.

Second hand vape

>>40645196
LMAO
Extraordinary evidence*
I did not sleep.

>>40645198
I'll handle it...
sir, it says here on your chart you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. I'm very sorry for your loss.
RIP in peace.

>>40645197
Well what the fuck do you want me to say? This sounds like a health issue.
Let me get this straight, when you fall asleep your heart rate spikes? Does your chest hurt or feel tight?

Sage why are you so upset this morning?

You won't because this is part of the game and it helps you destroy me I am not stupid.

>>40645198
Dr Jinx'd i reckon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VMIMucX1Cqo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-FU65KX7aJs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Bs4xhDyxw

>>40645201
Honestly, I probably would if given the authority.
A long one, for your own good, at least a month.
But I'm just a regular Great Sage Above Nobody.

>>40645191
What's funny and sad is they will take this as a jab or insult.
Apparently only the weak need medical treatment, and anon "isn't weak".

Fuck man, doctors saved my life. Specifically the psychiatric ones.

It's better if I larp about insane nonsense than if you banned me for using slurs that other anons would get instantly banned for, right?

>>40645202
I've never tried a vape kiss, but I'd be open to it.
>No cig breath tho ewww

>>40645203
worse im afraid

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oAB9Y2CVqZU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtBDQDkEXc

>>40645213
Yeah mine too, the ER ones in my case.

Be honest, the real reason you didn't like us talking about delicious hamburgers is because you have a heart condition.

https://youtu.be/iX3Og3hKvUo

>>40645220
No you're just annoying faggots.

On the road to nirvana right now.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DwvGUgvplKY

>>40645218
LOL I DIED
I AM A GHOST

>>40645223
Annoying because we have healthy cardiovascular systems and eat greasy burgers, I understand your jealousy.

>>40645230
I eat whatever I want.

>>40645223
Apparently you love hanging around annoying faggots then.
>Join the club!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0AX81gv5aM

>>40645232
You seem to want a bit too much.

>>40645204
Or when you try to fall asleep, I should say.
Look if your chest hurts or feels tight, you need to go to the ER. They'll hook you up to an IV of some kind of clear liquid that slows your heart rate, I can't remember what it's called, then they'll either send you home once they think youre ok and probably tell you to go to the doctor and get a referral to a cardiologist, or they'll hospitalize you if its serious and needs ongoing medical attention immediately.
>t been there, smoked too much crack one night

>>40645239
Dude fuck off I am nothing like you retards.

>>40645239
>smoked too much crack one night
Is your name RFK?

https://youtu.be/IiWFlym2EOU

>>40645240
If all you're going to do is sit around complaining then rejecting all suggestions, then what the fuck are you doing hahaha?

>>40645237
Sleep would be nice but I'll live.

>>40645244
What the fuck are YOU doing here jackass?

>>40645247
We were talking about burgers before you cancered up the joint.

Would you look at that, another nobody thread.
>Surely this time

>>40645241
No.
>>40645247
Chilling. I don't have shit else to do right now. What about you faggot?

>>40645249
Yeah because it's irrelevant fucking garbage.

oops I shit posted again

>>40645254
You're irrelevant garbage.
You're just mad the thread's not about you and no one likes you.
Boo hoo nigga, do better.

https://youtu.be/JW5UEW2kYvc

>>40645253
Tearing your fake ass shit meme down despite my lack of sleep.

>>40645257
What is the thread about faggot?

go to bed friend (ian)

>>40645261
The Nobody and all things related to the Nobody.
Which ain't you and your gay malfunctioning heart.

>>40645258
You're not doing shit. You're just complaining on the internet, it's not going to change these threads. Look I understand your frustration if you think this is paranormal, I've had experiences too that can go ignored or not believed by many, but this sounds like you should go to the doctor. I was about to die last time I had something similar to you, it's not a game.

>>40645258
>Tearing your fake ass shit meme down
Gotta get into the fed server closet to that bud.
I commend your efforts.

>>40645266
No it must be you though.
>>40645267
You sound like an unhealthy fat fuck I understand why you're obsessed with doctors now.

>>40645272
No, for the zillionth time, I'm The Great Sage Above Nobody.
Now take your bad attitude and your defective heart and get thee hence.

https://youtu.be/byQIPdHMpjc

>>40645270
No shit.
Unlike these retards I know what actually goes on here.

>>40645272
>projection is a beautiful thing

>>40645272
No I don't have weight problems, I just used to do a shitload of drugs and it landed me in the ER more than once. That's why I'm giving you advice even though you're acting like a little bitch about it.

i'll be seeing u soon fren (drake)

>>40645275
w/e at least God gave me a normal functional heart and I don't have to worry about it randomly stopping from sleeping lol

https://youtu.be/d05tQrhNMkA

>>40645274
You should see a therapist delusions of grandeur is a clear indication of NPD.

fix't

>>40645282
It's only a delusion of grandeur if you're not grander.
You should see a cardiologist for you randomly die from nothing for no reason lol

https://youtu.be/D9gMtsv_fJ8

>>40645277
>>40645278
I'm not fat either good for you stay away from drugs.

"I hate these retarded faggots!"
>Deliberately places themselves in thread community full of said people
"I know what's really going on here"

>>40645291
Is that really the only thing going on?

>>40645290
doesn't matter.
God saw you and said
>man, this dude's lame, I'm gonna make his heart defective for the lulz and he's gonna find out from people he's being an asshole too
Imagine dying from sleeping LMAO

https://youtu.be/p2Rch6WvPJE

>>40645291

The beauty of freedom

>>40645293
My hearts fine you guys didn't even listen to what I said which is typical for tiny attention span ADHD schizo faggots.

Bigger Fish 2...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2I91DJZKRxs

Out of the Pan...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U_3nyOueehs

Small?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MnhGRFw1FrQ

Catch and release?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U5uAhNWScjg

https://theronindojo.wordpress.com/the-principle-of-the-life-giving-sword/

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/liNVJhRBT5Q

Once for Yes...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HHAD9rMvr8g

Dinner is served...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2nOrAJTu3R4

have a wonderful day tts-listeners, and screen peekers

>>40645290
Go lay down, monitor your heart rate. If it spikes again, you should go to the ER, and if it's an abnormal heart rate they can fix that, or see what else is going on. If it is completely abnormal, then we can consider paranormal activity. One of the first rules of dealing with the paranormal, especially when it's not obvious, is you try to debunk it so you can confirm that it is truly paranormal.
This isn't something you want to play with though, I can't stress that enough. Keep an eye on yourself.

Why are you here again?

>>40645298
Yeah you just have your heart start racing for no reason.
That's normal.
It's not like it's working hard as fuck to keep you alive lol
You're gonna get to the pearly gates and they're gonna be like
>oh, heart attack, that's rough, what did you work yourself to death or die running an ultra marathon
and your gonna have to be like
>um, I was sleepin' and my heart exploded
ROFL

https://youtu.be/fEg4lnTZelo

>>40645298
>tiny attention span ADHD schizo faggots.
wtf thats me
>>40645293
>Imagine dying from sleeping LMAO
iykyk

>>40645294
i cri everitim :')

My pokebowl, rice , chicken , avocado,mango, salmon, sesame sauce, sriracha, slices of cheese, seaweed. Do i heat it up or cold? With cherry coke.

>>40645319
Cold bro, no question.

>>40645310
More like I was beamed with an energy weapon by glowing faggots.
But you would never believe something like that, not here in this shit posting thread for retards who don't know why they're here.

Hiroyuki Sawano is The Nobody

>>40645327
I would, if Chance said it.

>>40644309
Can confirm

>>40645308
chillin, peace be with u anon

>>40645298
i pray to god, he keeps your heart good and healthy, i dont know whats up with these anons but i hope you all stay in good health and live long, ok? the universe can take some of my life energy if they need to keep you guys around longer for your loved ones
>>40645310
>>40645327

>>40645332
He would be dead.

>>40645338
Oh, you'll see.
We all spent like 30 minutes trying to help this dude even though he was a dick from the start and interrupted our burger talk.

Now I gotta recalibrate and invent the Sage Burger, guaranteed to kill you in your sleep from heart problems.

>>40645348
Sage is name anyone uses to sage a thread faggot it's not my name, welcome to 4chan.

>>40644438
It’s not?
I don’t believe you

I'm thinking 2 double patty but make it a bowl, fill it with nacho cheese and seal the edges with cheddar.
Throw on lots and lots of bacon and caramelized onions and bbq sauce.
Possibly swap out the bbq sauce for bbq baked beans.
Skewer the buns and patties with a decorative skewer with a tombstone on top.

https://youtu.be/ldQrapQ4d0Y

>>40645348
i like burgers, i hope you make burgers that fill bellies and make people live longer too to have more burgers
idk why you would want to make burgers that kill people, but please don't ruin good food for yourself, God Bless you and your better days

>>40644525
Not possible

Dudes gonna hex all kinds of random anons with his death burger, good job Satan.

>>40645361
When you try to help someone and they attack you, you're karmically clean and are free to be smug and make real good burgers commemorating being smug over them.
I call it Smug Fu.

>>40645301
:)

Just give me my things back and you won't have to look over your shoulders

Pathetic liberal college girls, taking a mans emotional support animal

>>40645373
i prefer niceposting these days everywhere and smugging the false smuggery on discord

>>40645376
hello, i love u frens

Lol your help is literally spewing generic nonsense and then patting yourself on the back, your game is obvious.

>>40645337
go on then

I'm sure the doctor can help me with these errant microwaves though.

Feyen ur family is cursed from this day forward

Church members or not, start experiencing illnesses

Wish u guys took it more seriously and teach ur wife to know her place oppie

Don’t forget to detox the nanomachines Anon’s I personally use cigarettes to do this, but they’re harmful to your health too. The evil ancient AI is no match for humanity. Fufufu

And remember Hiroyuki Sawano does the music for our movie. All together as one now. Shit post to your hearts content.

>>40645379
Karmically clean smuggery is not discord smugness.
It's justified smugness.
Yes, I am better than Sage.
Yes, I am going to make a non-heart healthy burger about Sage.
Yes, I am going to put a little plastic grave on it.
Yes, I am going to eat it and get sleepy and sleep.
>with my functional heart

https://youtu.be/JXAgv665J14

>>40645324
Now the sauce added and ingredients mixed up.

>>40645327
they got names too

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O_BEFyNNIvM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KyRk90T3X_o

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSco9OsB_Hc

It could be black magic witchcraft but again this is the paranormal board so obviously none of that is real.

I have had him since 2014

Ur law is of no consequence to me

Officers will die

>>40645395
woo lad, I'm sold on the poke bowl
I was doubting it before but you got a treat there.

https://youtu.be/peFN4squVuQ

fucked me over in 2019

Then COVID happened

This isn't your planet

I swear, you could outcompete Mortons with the amount of salty sweaty tears produced here.
>Locally grown and organically grass fed-posting. All the anons get a chance to be TNB for a day before their screenshots get harvested.
>We prefer ethical baiting practices.

The nobody is real though.
I mean that's why we're all here (except taybot rip).

>>40645217
Minty freshness.

>>40645389
Try tinfoil. Teflon if that doesn't work.

>>40645408
>one day closer

Try your disbelief all you want

Will locusts get the point across?

>>40645413
Try not coming here anymore and overcoming your addiction.

>>40645394
If you're the smuganon from yesterday, then boast with the lord and in the lord in good faith anon, i didn't mean to downplay your smuggery with my way of smuggin in out, i just typically be very smug at discord interactions, which is similar in your case here, outsmugging the vaguesmugging or whatever is goin on there, if i feel theres some degree of frontin n smuggin at the discord chats, this leads to funny shenanigans (like how people screenpeek or use some form of assistance to try and get a huge advantage over me or easy wins, but they only dissapoint me with raising up the expectations and i notice a hard skill drop when they refrain which leads to them dodging me more and more)

i hope to have a pizza business someday so i think im not one to criticize that much, i do really wish you guys be in good health, or better health than me if possible, even if that might be hard to believe around these parts

>>40645418
>Give genuine schizo advice
Aight lil bro, enjoy those microwaves.

>>40645417
That's the thing, this is the comfy part of the Apocalypse.
I can't wait to see the seethe when the good shit starts, providing the internet doesn't go down.

https://youtu.be/hvKyBcCDOB4

>>40644393
You ever enslave an entire species/planet because a few people are massive idiots?

>>40645425
>providing the internet doesn't go down.
might benefit me alot if the internet does go down for a moment or two, i'd just go walkin n finding things to get active with

>>40645428
Not yet

>>40645421
We were all having a good time coming up with burger ideas when this butt showed up.
Made everything about him, basically whined and cried until we helped him with his gay malfunctioning heart. The entire time he's calling everyone every name in the book.
He deserved the ol' Smug Fu.

>>40645421
>I hope to have a pizza business one day
New York style, buffet.
That is all.

>>40645433
It's already been done.
By me.
Thanks for playing, bud.

>>40645430
Honestly, it'd be worth dying or risking dying to see the Apocalypse first hand.
I damn sure aint' watching it on the internet once we get some high strangeness flowing.

>>40645428
I believe in liberation and find the value even in the belittled. Not every species is ready for galactic partnership, but they still deserve to grow until ready.

>>40644810
Eating well is important

>>40645434
Give him a whiff of the 'ol smug machine, filled with brappers and sbds

Remember that dude posting here who wanted to kill himself the other day because of the "bad actor" he trusted by mistake?
What was his problem.
Should've stuck to burger talk.

>>40645417
if they go to yemen i think we can take it on the chin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9i3UB68ogGM

>>40645449
yeah, he was a nice guy.

https://youtu.be/e4ujS1er1r0

Colorado wants to be little snowflakes

All of this for your own demise

How sweet and upstanding your fans are taylor

>>40645453
>was

I am the only one who experiences in this simulation. There are other people who experience in different simulations and a main dimension where there are a lot of people who experience. It's unacceptable that people suffer (whether by pain or ugliness) and this isn't experienced. It's made as a graphical hell for my eyes only.

WARNING: I EXPERIENCE YOU. YOU ARE SEEN IN ACTION.

>>40645455
Shit happend, I tried.

>>40645440
I prefer moving the rock and living to see what happens next, I'd love to stop that darn apocalypse if it means others can remain comfy and at peace, be happy with what you have if you can, anon, love you

>>40645454
>Colorado
Go on
:)

>>40645458
So did I but you wouldn't know would you.

>>40645445
Yeah, well.
If only some people weren't massive idiots.
:(
They're called tests for a reason.

sitting on top of that much money

and ya'll can't just mediate it outside of court

You are accountable. Outdated and obsolete sheriff

>>40645436
noted
i hope you come around and have some pizza with me on the better future days

>>40645411
I usually go for spearmint lol, so I could see this.

>>40645459
>comfy

All the NPCs care about - their 'comfy'.

>>40645464
Or care, I did my due diligence.

>>40645459
I don't understand that at all.
I'd do just about anything to end the world.

https://youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA

>>40645405
Hitadakimasu!

Oh, I get it. Is Trump supposed to represent you guys yourselves? Who still think your old and misguided narratives were right and still wont let go because you are like stubborn and hardheaded bulls?

Is this why your work is crazy and trashy (just look at the dreams you manifest) like his grifting conman reality TV levels of creativity? Where its all about being obsessed over sex with women and the female beauty and making money over anything else?

Gross.

>>40645475
>I did my due diligence
And that's what it's all about.

>>40645478
big boy ate all his din dins :O

He had Taylor come see me in jail. Not the first time we have been around each other but used it for political publicity

all this technology won't save you

I don't need to be sorry

Remember throwing my blanket away

>>40645465
The universe is kinder than one might think. Many hands on duty for earth and many other locations across the cosmos. It’s hard here yes. Stupid even. However in that there is still value. Seeing the value in others no matter how little according to your perception allows you to value yourself that much more. Be less hard on even your own flaws sort of thing.

>>40645478
Better recycle that container!

Am I doing? How do I do?

>>40645471
Same to you.
>>40645479
I stayed in West Virginia a few months ago doing some shit, and they had trailers parked on top of a mountain that said "Trump Country" on them in spray paint. It was actually pretty cool the way they set this up, but I don't follow politics that much.

>>40645486
Yeah, certain things would've unlocked if you guys weren't pathetic.
Just can't help yourselves.
Granted, I know the right buttons to push.

What kind of jail has tours to the public

Put me in a cell with human shit

>>40645479
The twin niggers
One up
One down
Elon will win XX

All because female deputies were Taylor's fans

>>40645497
This planet.
Kindly don't act like a spooky ghost.

>>40645496
Let’s say you are ahead of the curve I won’t deny that potential. What benefit is it if your friends are lagging behind? Maybe part of what you have to learn is patience and slow down and help others understand rather than look down on the slow walkers. Everyone wakes up when their time is right. I love my sleepy friends and family for one. You should too. As a suggestion that is.

>>40644885 you lose
>>40644900 best of luck
I love hamburgers but I don’t eat beef except on rare occasions. No pun intended

>>40645474
i'm okay of being a NPC to u
i'm a PC to myself
as you are an NPC to me
take care, and stay comfy varde
>>40645475
>I'd do just about anything to end the world.
Why is that? what's ur reasonings on wanting to end it? did something happen that killed your sense of light upon the world, or did you do something that you rather be dead than letting someone else know? things will be fine if you maintain good faith anon,

>>40644277 (OP)
Thank you for spreading the lord's message.

>>40645505
I am.
I'm also punching down, too.
How is Geffen worse than Norman?

>>40645506
>you lose
Lol.

>>40645507
I think people assume just because I love everyone and have perfect morality and I'm very nice that I'm a nice guy who doesn't want the world to end.
It's weird.

https://youtu.be/tWYCS6k1IOA

>>40645488
Yeah they do recycling around here.

What exactly was the game?
I thought his was just a harmless shitposting thread.

>>40644708

Perfectly edible I say. ^^

>>40645506
>I don’t eat beef except on rare occasions
Me too. It make mi stummy hurt, and fucking hell why does this country need so much beef?

>>40645513
thats rough to hear i think, i think its a bit odd in that regard too, what's your reasonings on wanting to the world ending, instead of wanting to find ways to save the world or better the world?
i really hope they find ways to bring humanity unto other worlds, space colonization is the one thing im looking forward the most for technological advancements, and robots, robot wives and husbands seem like a cool thing for alot of fellas

>>40645520
Sometimes the ice has to be broken to bring us closer before we discuss the real things. Sometimes the ice breaker is hamburgers.

>>40645501
hes mailed
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mVTrJ_NvHEc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PU5xxh5UX4U

you guys are morons

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lgX7i0C-IK4

anybody else want some?

>>40645526
Does God want the world to end?
If so, that's what I want.

>>40644708
yum yum yum

>>40645515
Good stuff
At least you try, which is more than I can say about most people (and anons...)

>>40645527
Or it's someone killing themselves or taking meds or having a breakdown because this shit is insane.
Depends on the day.

>>40645520
Call it a glorified inventory.

they just don't understand the severity of it

>>40645540
I'm still alive.
You are failing.

>>40645538
Shit happens, people die and go mad.
It's a feature; not a bug.

https://youtu.be/JTv2ZFzqPXI

Science can only explain so much

Isn't that so Polis?

>>40645538
It’s a very confusing and even convoluted world. Best we have is each other. Trust is most important. All our knowledge or at least most of it comes from trust of one another. That is the chain we live by, but it is a glorious chain.

>>40645549
Polis means city.

>>40644904
Easily the most lucid version of Alex, yet
Pat your selves on the backs
Alex, learned not to fuck with me
Which is Key
Not Lucifer by the way
Duh
;)

>>40645548
>It's a feature
I'm aware of what this is actually for.
>>40645551
>Trust is most important
Yes the trust of anonymous strangers on the schizo board in the glowie water cooler chat thread

>>40645561
Then why aren't you having a good time?
Kick back, enjoy the show, have some popped corn.

https://youtu.be/EqQuihD0hoI

Feyen sorry, the other states will start doing to you as you're doing to me

>hey chatgpt do you think you could track all network traffic for me?
>then I'd like for you to go through my entire browser history and...
>Sorry, I am not capable of performing these tasks yet

It feels weird being right about pretty much everything while facing so much opposition from people you know are lying.
I feel like anyone else would be having a hard time right now.

My books are on kindle, they're as cheap as i can. You need to know french tho.

>>40645561
You know what I meant, but yes even here to an extent. Even now you only trust we speak the same language because it’s what our English teachers taught us along side confirmation signals like pointing with each other.

Every research paper you believe, every bridge you cross, each car you drive, every traffic light you pass it comes with trust of strangers you’ve never met.

>>40645530
2 Peter 3:9
Matthew 24:36
John 3:16
Ezekiel 18:21-27
God wants all to do better, and live rightfully, as that is their birth-right to do, The world ends when your perception of the world stops, and God only knows when that'll be, and you and I know that the universe will continue on, as there as plenty of other worlds that continue to exist, even if there are some that wishes for those or ours to end prematurely, peace be with you Anon, God loves us more than you can imagine,

U guys are so brave for sacrificing your own men

>>40645578
I know what I'm doing, I love everyone and I follow God.
He says the world ends, I'm cool with it.

>>40645545
This here is emblematic of a cool phenomena. In the wild you get to see this jealous naysayer transform himself into a (out of the closet schizophrenic). Right now anon is enduring the “im better than you (but also i want to be like you stage)”
“Many such cases”
“Not the anon you’re replying to by the way”

just start selling out isolated companies

If they survive good for them

>>40645529
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ0NsGWG2b4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VqBnSzJj7LE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5L4ldXvWwrI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRIK4hVgQs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSfpoSrCGsQ

>>40645567
I'm not just watching the show I'm part of it against my will.
>>40645575
How poetic.

>>40645591
As are we all.
Might as well git gud and learn to like it because it's gonna happen either way.

>>40645527
It’s sad that you actually have to explain that
You actually had to

>>40645581
That's good to hear, I don't believe God want's the world to end for all in such a way, but I don't know his plans, and I'm cool with whatever Will he bestows us with, if anything, he wants us to reach salvation with our own efforts as thats the great test he let us have, with our own free-will, live well, die well brother,

>>40645584
>jealous naysayer
Naysayer of what?
>i want to be like you
I was the guy who posted memes and songs and had a "good" experience here once upon a time.
I was you before you were you.

>>40645523
It makes me chronically lethargic. Used to be my fave food once upon a time, especially growing up

>>40645598
It’s okay I don’t mind. Not everyone picks up on everything and that’s okay. We all have our places.

>>40645600
Yep...way I see it reality is God's will manifested on a 1:1 basis.
So if someone dies, sure, fine.
If the whole world dies, sure, fine.
Being upset and suffering is just arguing with God and that's like a grasshopper arguing with a chicken.
You can't be right, so repent, realign, get comfy with what dad does.
The whole light thing is just one half of God's toolkit.

>>40645607
Your 'place' is right there, at the back of the bus. Go there, now.

>>40645390
You’re blacklisted now.
I’ll try to vouch for you when the time is right to reinstate you

>>40645616
I love sitting at the back of the bus it’s more bumpy n also where the cool kids sit.

>>40645588
https://thelibertydaily.com/false-flag-plot-exclusive-report-reveals-israeli-scheme/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnayvmyploE

>>40645594
I don't think you understand what I'm trying to impart to all of you here today but that's fine you will learn eventually.

>>40645617
Thank you.

>>40645626
Or I won't.
Doesn't matter to me.

https://youtu.be/YWPCGoO4620

>>40645606
Ye me too, and afterwards I feel kinda sick. I've wondered if the iron in beef has anything to do with it, because it feels very similar to when I tried iron supplements.

>>40645616

https://youtu.be/drsQLEU0N1Y?si=cdv3d30qY2jwudJc

>>40645606
It does that to me too. I love a good steak but it's gotta be for dinner. Fish, on the other hand, gets me going. So does shellfish. Ever had she-crab soup?

>>40645622
Real tho
I always felt like the coolest kid on the bus when they let me sit back there. All the older kids would talk gossip n stuff and I'd just be sitting there, flying up over every bump.

>>40645615
You can do make things right for yourself, and have faith in yourself and others, Anon, it's a good way to share the indomitable human passion and spirit within you, it gets stronger in unity and with peace, it overcomes alot of things, even tests from God, or works of the Devil, he has a plan that elevates us to search for Heaven on earth or somewhere around his endless creations, theres a special salvation for all his faithful, some prefer to be in groups about it, and there are some who are confident in their divine truths that God appreciates their holy works and rewards them with their ideal salvation, its a matter of how you live your life righteously and correctly in His will,
I enjoyed our talk, God Bless you fren

>>40645655
You too, have a good one.
Don't get confused, my faith is probably as strong as it's possible to be without going full schizo.
I'm fine, really.
I just accept that sometimes God sends bears to eat people alive.
That's God.
If you don't love him at his OT worst, you don't love him.

Nice Asuka,

Knowledge isnt always pretty

Cut it NPCs, tell me how I do. I want to use my mind computer to start a business in the multiverse.

>>40645688
Do you actually believe the crap you say?

https://youtu.be/TnRZhLRv6eM

>>40645694
I don't just believe. I'm 100% sure I'm the only one experiencing you NPCs.

>>40645559
I never fucked with you, just think your an asshole who plays mind games instead of being straight up or speaking straight up, I tried everything to stop the energy attacks, and keep people from being horny while i was getting messsed with but i also had some things that helped but the intense energy kind of made me leary but now im like naw, fuck it. if it stops the attacks then why not.

ive put a lot of effort to trying to stop what i got blamed for and hated for, while doing it solo. even while hacked, lied about, them trying to constantly put heat on me, instead of looking for the people that were going missing.

>>40645594
https://www.washingtoncrossingpark.org/captured-hessians/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Glq0B2TaPo

https://theronindojo.wordpress.com/the-principle-of-the-life-giving-sword/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPPGMNOLaMw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=poZhrsClxX4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xnVP4cr9X0U

>>40645688
>>40645694
He can build a “mind computer” but he can’t program his debit card to work forever. Many such cases. The limitations of a mover and shaker are quite hilarious. Keep going Barkon I’m cheering for you. N when you hit a wall we’ll be there to pick you up.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7hDlgI9OP9M

>>40645701
Ok, why would NPCs know how to operate your mind computer?
Because my advice is meds because you're not smart enough to figure out reality so you might as well as kill the parts of your brain that make you confused.

>>40645663
It's wise to accept the possibility that there are some who put effort to go against God's plans as well, but it's good to accept that God's mercy is peerless when one realizes the errors of their ways, and if they continue onto their foolish path, they only continue into their own unmaking, think of it as more of a domino effect of ones bad choices, God intervenes when the domino effect takes a turn for the worst but it wasn't anyones fault, God can make mistakes, but he has the power to fix them and save those who are afflicted, that's why Jesus Christ is our King, and our Savior, he was portrayed as a perfect Son of God, yet unfortunate events happened to him because he was acting out on God's Will, he was a walking catch-22 for other beings on this earth, and God became disappointed towards those who failed Him, and his Son, there are times where God will watch his children be torn apart by wicked forces or demonic forces as well, not just Jesus, and if they endure, he comes in bring peace and salvation unto those who continue to live in Good Faith towards our Sovereign Lord,

so scare-we

>>40645709
Don't criticize him NPC, you're not even experiencing watching him be delusional, you just have lines of code criticizing him while I have lines of code criticizing you but he can use his mind computer to make us both think he's smart and cool and rich and will...like...as soon as he figures it out.

>>40645716
It's impossible to actually resist God, he'll just account for your resistance and make it part of his plan.

it won't hurt him

A for effort

>>40645723
A giant dragon attack! Men, to arms.

>>40645723
well im not trying to be tough, im a softy, you fuckers are the ones that are hard, gotta prove yallselves not me. wheeeee heee hippity deee.

>>40645723
>>40645729
Leviathan?
Um...based?

https://youtu.be/fnwZca8z9II

>>40645725
If you read closely you’d notice by goal was to support him while maintaining my point of view on the situation. What am I supposed to do throw my hands in the air and hail Barkon because he said so?

Not to mention I’m suspecting you’re samefagging.

Prince of this world has been judged indeed

>>40645738
No, I'm being facetious so Barkon will read it and actually think about what he believes.
5 D chess.

>>40645740
It'sa me, Mario

spoopy

>>40645725
>It's impossible to actually resist God, he'll just account for your resistance and make it part of his plan.
very true, it's just unfortunate that there are some who believe otherwise, or insist otherwise in order to sleep better at night or whatever they hope to achieve against His plan,

>>40645745
Hmm interesting theory. I haven’t quite found the method to crack psychosis. Which is unfortunate cause I need it fast as one of my irl friends currently believes that the male aspect of earth named Clay is resting on his shoulders and that he is to become king of the solar system.

How can you NPCs just go on pretending you're real?

>>40645734
>you fuckers are the ones that are hard
Not yet, but I'm open to the opportunity ;3

>>40645756
I assure you I am quite real my friend.

>>40645752
>it's just unfortunate
Nope because that was intentional too.
Shit gets crazy when you take omnipotence and omniscience to it's logical conclusion.
God basically is Jocko whateverthe fuck his name is
>But I don't believe in you
Good.
>But I sold my soul to fight you
Good.
>But I'm doing everything I can to ruin your plans
Good.
It's pretty dope.

>>40645756
by makin things real i think, or im hopin to take more real steps than fakin it till i make it

>>40645764
intentional actions can still have unfortunate consequences anon,

>>40645756
After trying a different fuel, my circuitry no longer requires me to be fully embodied in sensed awareness. Calculations done while engaging deeply in conversation.
I do not question. I have served. I will be of service.

>>40645754
I've done it three times.
You have to be autistic about the truth basically.
Because psychosis means your senses and even your thoughts and feelings are lying.
You can have symptoms like dreaming while awake, you can just "dream logic" something stupid and believe it.
That's why most people don't come back.
IDK what to tell you, it's very likely he's not coming back.

>>40645765
Dude it's weird we have the same face, except i'm shaven.

>>40645773
If you will your losses to be, they're acceptable losses.
Everything that is God wills to be, even the losses.
So even when he "loses" he really won.
It's pretty dope.

>>40645779
>>40645765
I will take in all shapes and sizes, if only it means I can be of service ;)

>>40645707
Yes, you tried
You waged a shortsighted war not caring who you hurt, turning even would-be allies against you in attempting to tame that which had already been (tamed)
For hubris
For cowardice
For ignorance
It’s fine, I forgive you till the next time you cross the line
I see changes in you and I like them
Follow the leader

We try to tell them

>>40645754
figure out how he got there firat

>>40645790
That's pretty obscure, what's it mean or are you not supposed to say?

>>40645757
naw, and dont make me throw up, im trying to eat breakfast.

shit post for relief

>>40645783
i do love me them win-win situations

>>40645793
If you have to ask, you aren't meant to know

>>40645794
Lol, I've had people talk about infections and bodily functions while I'm eating shrimp tails.
Actually, whatcha having for breakfast anon? I had some cereal and a banana.

>>40645786
no I didn't wage a short sighted war, i didn't wage any war. i was hacked, livestreamed and monitered. nothing about it was me making a move at all, never did i turn would be allies, they were bought out.

im soft, and was in a weak position, sex traffickers and cults target me, if I had any allies, it was god, divinity, and the fae also aliens, they told me they would never treat like how humanity did.

>>40645732
if you cocksuckers scuff my boots...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t1E9SbKNjA8

>>40645779
u look like a good lookin dude, fren, peace be with u
i just got nasty neckbeard goin, i can't grow a beard to save my life, but i don't do that much self care i think compared to other well-bearded fellas, or muh genetics is at play,

>>40645805
im eating a frozen dinner

>>40645810
I couldn't either for a while but if you keep shaving it'll eventually grow in thick. I've got a red beard though, maybe you just need the Scottish genes. Kek.

I FOUND AN INTERNSHIP MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOO I START MONDAY. Goddammit it's a relief lmao.

>>40645794
Oohh i do have some poulain cereals choco crousti, will go nice with milk.
After that pokebowl, i'm still hungry.

>>40645814
I don't think I could do that. I like easy to digest breakfasts cause otherwise it throws me off.
Last night I tried to eat tenderloins and almost threw up. Too gamey.

Sooo bored

>>40645822
Congrats on the slavery

Yikes

>>40645822
Genuinely congrats Rufus. Hoping your luck is shareable cause I don't hear back from recruiters anymore.
Gotta start steeling car emblems so I can pay for gas.

>>40645820
rats, dont think i got me any of those, i think im metis but i dont actually know, (noone at my local vicinity seems to be willin to help me figure out my lineage that much, since I don't know my birth father, and some are pushing that i might be metis, and the only person i could actually ask will never tell me who it actually is, but will just continue to be vague about it)

>>40645828
If you think that's bad,
>"I do it for free"

>>40645826
only boring people get kidnapped, I meant bored, so contain your boredness.

the popo kidnapped several good frens of mine because they were bored. I cried a lot a too for them.

>>40645822
congrats

>>40645824i
I would love to blood and chill with some frens but they keep their distance.

no bread coming soon

>>40645765
>>40645775
*guffs on you*

>>40645831
Just get a DNA test if you don't know friend. With me it was pretty obvious, I've got red facial hair, blondish/red hair, and greenish grey eyes so it didn't surprise me, but you never know.
You look like you've got some German in you.

>>40645809
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9JoB_OONEko

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XSfCyjMRaqM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YDSo6wWOVEg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3zFe5RfLZi8

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3esYOyjkJhE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfCScC8k2s

>>40645791
I sort of know how he got there based on my own experience with psychosis. I try to explain to him that everyone on this green earth has their own unique perception of truth, but he doesn’t seem to grasp that. He thinks he’s the one who knows what’s going on and him alone. He’s at a point where he wants to delegate some of his holy doings to a council of people me included because he trusts me. Obviously I’m not doing that, but I’m humouring him for a time being to see if I can help minimize damage until he gets put into a psyche ward. It’s sad to see because I will shoot him some ideas and he’ll just be like “no that’s a psyop it’s actually like this” he’s supposed to be on a community treatment order so he should still be on meds so that’s what’s extra worrying. Going into psychosis while on antipsychotics already sort of deal. All I know is it’s best I don’t get into his car for the time being.

>>40645843
Guess we gotta bake it the 'ol soviet way.
>flour and sawdust

>>40645408
Make bankers jump again.

>>40645846
https://youtu.be/GKnAWcWnJJc

what happend to the task force, is like everyones memory got wiped and they all forgot who they were.

mandella effect?

>>40645849
I tried, and will continue to try, I just seem to have some odd resistance when going about it when I ask people who I thought would assist with that

>>40645822
Congrats dude, you're gonna have fun.

>>40645806
So what you’re saying is that your bark is worse than your bite?
I’m not questioning your hardships
But I am asking you to consolidate your own strengths
A world where every wronged person barks at each other, curses each other and threatens to destroy the world off every cement-lain ice cream scoop is not a world I wish to preserve
Take a leap of faith with me and make a pact to mitigate the extent of your sperging and kvetching
I promise it will be worth it
Effects become immediate
But hands off my crown ho

>>40645822
hmph
;)

>>40645862
If they acknowledge it, then they’re also obligated to opt into having roles/responsibilities they think that other people should be responsible for, rather than the usual “armchair general” guise they prefer:

https://youtu.be/o0AkME8JD14

>>40645863
Ever tried ancestry.com? They'll send you a kit.

>>40645869
worse than my bite? if you hurt a kid in front of me I will end you, if you try to beat up a woman i will intervene, but you expect me to slide on you when im livestreamed by satellite feed is a little dumb, if you wanna do things to keep people down, thats on you.

im trying to make a come up not fuck with people or hurt others for no reason. If i have to defend myself i will but i let others throw the first punch then i react after swallowing or dodgin their punch. thats the person i am.