https://youtu.be/_PXJD1Y4p70
All right, fresh bread, a whole new start.
Now...what race should I be today...
https://youtu.be/XsN-G6W4d9A
Yup I miss you too grandpa
i know its sunday
but goddamn!
this is a new level of low effort...
>>40669552Hispanic I is!
Didn't realize it was Sunday, good catch.
https://youtu.be/hLBE8a3TaCU
>>40669556>https://youtu.be/hLBE8a3TaCUyou know jesus was gay right?
>>40669566That would be fornication which would be imperfection which would not be what he's known for.
Why do you think he was gay?
https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA
i had such an ok day yesterday,
even got tons of sleep.
goddamnit...
i gotta wake up the beast again.
i gotta get back to work.
>>40669521 (OP)Thank god for the hatchery
my uncle terry didn't work at the hatchery
>>40669572>which would not be what he's known for.you mean the fabrication created by Constantine and his council 300 years after his death, as a social engineering project to make goy self regulate, reducing the requirement of authority figures?
in this year of 2025, there are countless who have lives better lives as well as have suffered more torturous deaths.
bro is mid-tier by todays standards.
>>40669572He slept with a teen boy in the book of Mark called the naked fugitive, Morty. That shithead's got like three quarters of the planet worshipping a diddler.
arguable jesus was a worse influence on humanity than both genghis khan or hitler.
>>40669593not to mention he never got the pun pun and had an entourage of besties
>>40669587The historicity of Jesus isn't up for debate by most historians so....cope.
It's a matter of fact, Jesus existed.
I asked you what made you think he was gay and you switch lanes and say he never was.
That's interesting lol
>>40669593I didn't see the balls ouch in the Bible.
It was a different time, everyone was wearing bed sheets.
You're gonna need to do better than that to make me renounce a faith that has made me richer than the richest men on earth combined in spiritual V bucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZwOv0t1EwY
>>40669600>and you switch lanesplease indicate where that occurred.
>It's a matter of fact, Jesus existed.so?
kim jong il existed, doesnt mean he invented golf.
>I asked you what made you think he was gay it is an overly common practice within most religious or spiritual practices for men to outright reject women, as women exist purely as a form of corruption.
https://youtu.be/uHCQRinp6w8
>>40669609Well, he never got married so he never had sex with a woman.
Sex with a man would have violated the law, so he wouldn't have done that either.
So you're going to need really strong evidence to convince anyone who doesn't just actively want Jesus to be less than he was.
>>40669587So, the kiss to Judah was love?
>>40669613>Well, he never got married so he never had sex with a woman.GAY!
you assume way too much about a person very little was written about.
you average instagram thot has a better documented life than he ever did.
>>40669609>as women exist purely as a form of corruption.in fact it was women who invented the lie-culture present in spirituality, as a form of manipulation.
its not a mechanic reality itself, its not part of the base code reality is written into.
its simply dead-culture used to separate the dead from the living who are meddling in the occult pretending to be dead.
once the living depart the company of the dead, the dead simply return to truth based conversation.
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milk tea with honey or coffee
>>40669622Ok, let's say he fucked boys or whatever.
Why wouldn't someone call him out?
He even told people who hated him enough to want to kill him
>which one of you can convict me of sinAnd that shut them up.
Your theory is trash.
Why did Samson love Delilah?
>>40669616>the kiss to Judahit wasnt a literal makeout kiss, american.
its a cultural greeting such as practiced by europeans or arabs
>>40669628did you know he never said ruh roh?
>>40669604Of course the fucking balls didn't *burp* touch, that was the golden age Morty. You could just stick it between any dude's thighs and still be bros, didn't even have to wash his ass first.
>>40669626Jokes aside they did, they chased him out of the house and town that night in Mark. Most of the Bible has been rewritten for propaganda, the thieves and criminals said 'he is like one of us' for a reason.
>>40669626>Ok, let's say he fucked boys or whatever.no one every said he fucked boys.
that is an assumption youre making all on your own, as a form of escalation within this conversation.
>He even told people who hated him enough to want to kill himthat was his job, he worked with the jews from the start, a political activist and martyr.
nothing more special than a suicide bomber or a terrorist that later became president.
some people exist within society that strive for the exact opposite of what is promoted by social media, to be hated rather than celebrated.
I'm hungry I'm getting some wings
In the end The Nobody was undefinable even though there was a real one. He slips away too easily and returns when he pleases. The masses often forgetting his powers. Not even The Nobody can hold the title of The Nobody.
https://youtu.be/uwTMoW7qaYo?
>>40669625Chocolate milk honey.
cuica found me cocaine on the scooby gang van and i got away! baby...
>>40669635Not one of them called him a gay though.
They had plenty of complaints but that wasn't one of them.
>>40669636You missed the whole point.
Again, not one of those people who accused him of all kinds of crap said "You're gay with men/boys"
because he wasn't.
>>40669626>>which one of you can convict me of sinalso sin doesnt exist. sin is just a social construct.
it is a tool of shame to scare normies or low iq individuals into self regulation with boogieman consequences.
truth is, there is no judgement in the afterlife.
>>40669644>You missed the whole point.no u.
no one would have cared.
fucking boys was a common practice even among the romans during that time.
>>40669647Either all of us are sinners or no one is.
>>40669647They were accusatory hipocrites.
They would have called him gay if there were even the tiniest sign he was gay.
You're wrong.
Deal with it.
>>40669652Even thinking something dumb is a sin.
The only way to live a totally sinless life is to be God, because God can never sin against himself.
Thus the whole Jesus gambit.
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>>40669657>They would have called him gaygay wasnt a concept back then.
your completely missing the fact that they would specifically omit negative associations or judgements made upon a fictional character that was written as being a perfect man.
youre gay for simping another man, a jew even, a dead jew even more.
you deal with that.
>>40669661goodmorning cupcake.
sleep well?
>>40669664LMAO really?
Butt sex with men wasn't a concept?
Weird that they had a law against it in the religion Jesus was practicing since it wasn't a concept.
LMAO
Again, no one reputable thinks Jesus didn't exist.
Fucking retarded lol
https://youtu.be/iICsiArWmHI
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>>40669657Oh I'm sorry, did the Jewish PR stunt omit any references to underaged sodomy? Imagine that.
Can't tell if you're willfully blind or one of those Christian shills that hangs out here because they think we're the antichrist.
>>40669670youre going the 'shaking fish' bit as an argumentation strategy.
stay composed, anon.
buttsex was a thing, but doing it to boys wasnt frowned upon, being a grown man and having it done to you, was.
and the laws that existed around it, wasnt to prevent it from happening, but rather to damage control the social stigma of even being hinted at as begin less than masculine.
boys werent men yet.
hahahahahahahshahajahahahahahahahahahah
Kisumฤku wa mล nokoranai handosutoraikฤ
>>40669675why the sad mouse?
what can i personally do to change that?
>>40669676Unfathomable cope
>actually God not real and Jesus not real and gay*historians glare at you*
>um history not real either only what I want to think is real
>>40669683Yeah and the pharasees aren't going to call Jesus on it for why?
Because they do it too?
That wouldn't have stopped them.
Just a retarded trash theory by retarded trash people
cmon joke about it. it was fun
>>40669689You don't even make sense anymore, face it dude the guy was a pagan sorcerer trying to be the king of Israel.
>>40669635nah that's just projection.
i liked season seven,
seems in retrospect they got alphabetrium from nobody's rants,
after they outed the projectionist.
>>40669693Why do you think he called them hypocrites???
>>40669693>Yeah and the pharasees aren't going to call Jesus on it for why?youre stuck.
youre not quite understanding the point here.
back then, boys were seen as girls until they became men.
"gay" meant man on man, not man on 'not yet a man'.
>Because they do it too?100%
why would a civilization that collected and sold other human as property,
have sexual hang ups?
you keep making assumptions based on modern beliefs about a culture that was near ape man in standard.
they wouldnt even be able to operate a smart phone, why would you follow them as your god?
in fact all children was referred to as "girl" up until the 13/14th century.
>>40669706Thank god, we're in 2025 and slavery is outlawed.
U seems obsessed with gays.
>>40669686่ธ็
ใใใใ็ปใ
ๅฏๅฃซใฎๅฑฑ
Human history is brutal, but weโve had many great people throughout teaching us right from wrong. There are many today. More than ever. Humanity is growing.
This is the biggest cope of all time.
I'm just going to bring out Michael's sword and slay you all with it.
"The Lord rebuke you."
There.
Now if you're wrong, God's going to rebuke you.
If you're right, you're fine.
>>40669710>U seems obsessed with gays.no, just calling jesus gay.
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>>40669715Still here, he was a fag.
I think you should stop worshipping idols like Jesus and focus on building your own inner connection to God bro.
>>40669721lmao you don't get how God works do you?
He's not gonna turn you into ash for being wrong.
He's just gonna make your life really shitty and idk what else.
God's pretty creative with the rebukes.
>>40669713ใซใฟใใ ใชใ่ท็ฉใๆบๅใใฆใใ
>>40669715>"The Lord rebuke you."anon explain to me,
how did adam and eve know what a burning sword was, if the wasnt invented when they existed?
>>40669719ใใคใในใซใผใใๆใพใใใงใใ
Where rufus it Barkon already
>>40669734I think we pissed em too much yesterday's night.
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ุงูุฒู
ู ูุง ููุฌุฏ ุจุจุทุก ุจุงููุณุจุฉ ูุฃููุฆู ุงูุฐูู ูุฌูุณูู ุฎุงุฑุฌ ุงูุฒู
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>>40669706>"gay" meant man on man, not man on 'not yet a man'.man lying with man-kind, pederasty.
"gay" attraction isn't condemned in the new testament per se, but if Jesus had sex at all he would have been outed.
Seems like Mark put a line in about himself so you could project whatever you want.
the millstone is what matters, and well, blaspheming. your choice.
>>40669725>GodSaturn's chill with me though, I send anons his way all the time and I'm accelerating worldwide karmic entropy. Thanks though.
>>40669730Because it wasn't a literal sword at all but the word of God.
>>40669749and thats written where?
i LOVE 'christians' doing the one thing they bible telling them not to.
"lean not on your own understanding"
>Switched off dopamine boosting medication
>Tolerance break from gigantic nootropic stack
>First drink in 3 months/hung over
>Slightly sleep deprived
>Distain for grifters
>Vageuly paying attention doomscrolling
A slightly mild empty-headed scrombling while my receptors get a brief holiday. Very loungeroom lofi mood while staring blankly at the ceiling.
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arnt we a little past "slowly" at this point?
>>40669755The sword of the spirit is the word of God in the Bible.
Did you think there a literal flaming sword stopping them?
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i think aliens get big brain, and come to /x/ to debunk themselves, and that's why it seems like the catalogs full of esl retarded garbage.
>>40669759https://youtu.be/duF_-8KfsiQ?
>>40669647>there is no judgement in the afterlifeTrue. Only continuity will judge you ... and the fun thing, it might just not even remember you.
>inb4 sauceThe ancestor spirits told me this once. The wind does not lie. :p
>>40669763How could the word of god stop them if it didn't even stop them from eating the apple? Step back and think for a second, man.
>>40669758I have curcuma and brain memory enhancer for anti inflamatory purpose.
>>40669763>Did you think there a literal flaming sword stopping them?literally yes
what? you havnt seen a manifestation of spirit in the physical?
>>40669755Everywhere where it is mentioned "sword" and "mouth" together. Like anon and myself are drawing right now, smiting your defenses.
>>40669771you know thigs!
i respect that
but also
>The wind does not lie. :poh yes it does...
>>40669778think about it, of course a book written for the meek would consider words a weapon
>>40669772what do you think the Tree of the Knowledge of Good ans Evil *is*?
>>40669778You ain't smiting shit, you're a namefag backup because anons started threatening the Christian-Zionist propaganda governments deploy ITT's.
>>40669785The spinal cord, duh.
>>40669776due to limitations in language, but not a desire for abstract reasoning; sword, in proto- times, would come to mean a great many things. the one thing plato applies very much to are metaphors and meta abstractions.
>>40669772He left the choice to eat it open to them he just told them don't touch it or you'll die.
(I believe he knew they'd eat it btw, he doesn't mention the tree of life then even though it's very important they don't eat the fruit of life before or after the knowledge one, so he knew what they'd do, they didn't really defy his word)
There was no choice to return, they had been punished.
>>40669785your right hemisphere, duh,
>>40669776I've seen shit kinda sorta like that and I have no doubt God could produce a flaming flying sword, but thematically, it's his word barring them not the sword itself.
>>40669770https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dhk_e2DmhI
>>40669773I had CDP-choline and a few different herbs in the stack for memory in particular. Going to do a major reshuffle of the noot portfolio with AI guidance after 2 weeks of tard mode.
>CurcumaMmm...I feel like lemongrass and gingรฉ tea for once.
>>40669789>sword, in proto- times, would come to mean a great many things.yes... my little "sword swallower"
i mean cmon...
christians making sense of biblical text, is entry level schizophrenia.
why are we even discussing that here?
isnt this insto to satanism 101 for most?
>>40669790>they didn't really defy his wordYou're turning in such circles to save face that now you're contradicting the entire point of the banishment, kek. Sorry bro Jesus slept with a naked teen fugitive in Mark, you didn't disprove anything.
Vardeโs grand children are rootinโ tootinโ cow boys. One of them is surely The Nobody.
This time for sure.
>>40669793the point wasnt really if it was a literal sword or not.
its more the stupidity of nearapemen writing drivel for other nearapemen to follow.
lets not forget, eden was never real.
Ooooh do you want to take my sword in your mouth mrs purple?
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>>40669798https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa-c_iHfEMA
>>40669582https://youtu.be/Z3FLAkTpaWU?si=3K04hv16OoAd4W12
https://youtu.be/lz7ohfQ9ah8?si=LoxLHb49UhkchnGN
I AM GOD
>>40669797I have some bacopa monierri and choline aswell.
>>40669800I'm just explaining something a lot of people struggle with, namely, how can God be all knowing and not know Satan was going to talk Eve into eating the fruit.
The answer is, he had to have known, so we now know God can play his cards close to his chest at his discretion.
I think it's cool and helps a lot to understand God's psychology, if can call how God thinks psychology lol
>>4066980610:27
nope.
its not a time thing, i just dont want to disturb the narrative ecosystem in my mind.
>(its why i cantinto walls of text, mind viruses in the form of uncontextually relevant ideas)anooooooon...
its sunday
its late AF
dont wake up the chicken man,
would you like to comfy anime and chill?
do remember were in wildly different timezones.
>>40669803Don't get filtered by metaphor and parable.
The whole Bible could be parable and it'd have the same exact value as if it were all literal.
It's a map and a legal document to achieving Nirvana and such.
Doesn't really matter how many sheckels that cup was worth or if there was a cup.
What matters is this world has a creator and that creator speaks implicitly through reality and a lot of wisdom is found in the Bible from people really gifted at seeing it.
That's your divine inspiration/Holy Spirit writing the Bible.
Which explains it's success, really consider how big an effect it's had on the world.
It is the single most magical book ever written.
>>4066981612am for me.i'm drinking gin and orange juice.
>>40669815you can't actually isolate your mind. if you could you would just instantly die.
>>40669823It Barkon!
How my grandfather is doing?
>>40669695No. They are talking about them selves again. Im dont with gays yaking over about my child beibg a fag. Fags have tge mark of cain. My don is not a child of cain. making all satanic. Good night.
10:08pm in my house.
They just post bait day in and day out. Later.
They always jealous and lie ablut the rral deal. Im gone. My poor son.
>>40669821>you can't actually isolate your mind.yes, yes you can
look ill show you
>>40669819tldr
and yes, yes you can.
really weird things happen when you isolate the mind.
we could have discussed that watching your favorite animu...
>>40669779>oh yes it does...Right. Mostly tells you what you want to hear. Damn, that still leaves us with the burden of proof.
>>40669826If you mean, does truth and therefore God express itself implicitly in animu, then you bet your butt it does.
Some of my biggest divine revelations come form anime.
>>40669824Good. Just chilling. You?
>>40669826you're not isolating it. you're entering the wide scope. you got it twisted turned upside down.
>>40669823>his return necessary And so he arrives
Good morning, Varde!
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=lbb316gp78A
>>40669825how are you doing the Profanator? am the one you replied to, as usual, no idea what u talking about.
Anyways
enjoy those meth bro
>>40669828>Damn, that still leaves us with the burden of proof.why you being so on point
GYATT!
The fucked up thing is my Christian mind can come up with better blasphemy than you non-believers because God gives wisdom to the wise.
You all called Jesus gay.
Not one of you made it funny.
Not one of you said anything about his assholy of holies.
It was right there the whole time and I have to be the one to make the joke.
But yeah, Jesus never did the gay, it's still low iq to think so, use your detective brain.
>>40669830Shitposting, drinking and smoking.
>>40669840Share with us tales of your grandsons
>>40669768Im very dumb even for a ayy. I will admit hunsns scare me. So i just act like esl retard.
Better that way because sunnunki get bullied by all species. My spevues is timid species and natural cowsrd. Its full of my natural enemies the reptilians.
My species number is only 72 so tiny.
So i stay alway but i look out for my son jesus because bloodline love is strongest af.
Im gone.
>>40669838>You all called Jesus gay.>Not one of you made it funny.something about being nailed...
wood..
uh..
women be shopping.
>>40669831no...
im not practicing that right now,
im just wordsing with words on a screen,
my right now is "rise and shine its bobsled time"
yours is closer to "dont let hang your feet off the bed, but your butt is S-tier"
I will not die.
The luminous and corporal will coalesce thanks to my savior God Jesus Christ, and I will live forever with my Lord and God Jesus Christ in our Christ Kingdom where we spend eternity together happily ever after in unending perpetuity.
I can almost remember as if I talked to you face to face, I partially remember talking to you, and I also remember your crying. I feel like I have to remember all that. I know that no one else remembers or knows you. Fools do not understand and have no idea about the truth.
>>40669847Naw, that's
>how ironic is it that they killed Jesus, a carpenter, by nailing him to wood and turning him into furnitureGod is funny as fuck and gives rizz to believers.
https://youtu.be/1erjP1P8FCY
>>40669846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdtHPtmaY7Y
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>>40669848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyOpdGvHPf0
>>40669850AZAZEL REX DEUS
>>40669842>>40669840Yeah tell my story.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_K-isImH-jc
>>40669852is that what they mean by transubstantiation?
>>40669858I will remember!
>>40669862>tfw he was the bread, the wine, AND the table
>>40669866truly he is in all things
when IS the last time you dangled you nekkid butt off the edge of your bed when you felt the boogy-person under your bed?
they seem only ever interested in feet.
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>>40669869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5YRGyipBqA
>>40669869You think you know fear?
I'm practicing peeing with my eyes closed.
Just did my second successful toilet location and pee to completion.
You don't no fear like starting to pee and not knowing if you'll hear water or not.
>>40669876My piss is fear incarnated. Btw how do you type if you're blind.
>>40669873it's wild that monsters inc ripped this off and made it less cool.
>>40669876>You don't no fear like starting to pee and not knowing if you'll hear water or not.you must be new to owning a penis...
>>40669867And now, without watching this video, I present synchronicity in action proving Jesus is not only real, but thinks I'm charming
>unless he mad https://youtu.be/j7_mMYsPVqs
>>40669876If youโre serious about blind folding yourself why donโt you just sit down to piss?
>>40669882With my eyes closed anon.
As in I close my eyes, stand up, walk to the bathroom, find the toilet, aim my delicious and perfect dick, and fire.
>>40669878I'm not doing it 24/7 yet I'm just practicing my essentials and making sure I'm ready. Gonna be a long 40 days I gotta be prepared af
>>40669873i mean its funny now,
wait till you unlock ghostuwu...
>>40669885Water's cold
jk I have a small toilet, I'd have to twist my balls and do all kinds of weird shit and even then it just doesn't work.
>>40669888>With my eyes closed anon.what a newbie!
>doesnt know about the leaning with a hand on the wall...>doesnt know about finding aim in center then off to the side...>doesnt have a 'natural flow regulator'ugh! americans...
>>40669885I always sit down to piss and wipe the tip with paper.
>>40669884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pauG658CiMo
>>40669897Very clean and proper sir.
>>40669872Azazel taught people how to make swords, knives, shields and breastplates. He discovered the earth's metals and taught them the art of processing them. He taught them how to make bracelets, various decorative jewelry, and how to make black eye lids from antimony. He also revealed to them the special properties of all kinds of precious stones, and he taught them how to make tinctures for coloring. Wickedness spread more and more in the land, and people committed more and more fornication, because they were led astray, and day by day they became more corrupt in all their ways. Semjaza taught them sorcery and plant transplanting, Armaros the removal of magic, Barakiel taught them astrology,
Kokabiel taught them about the constellations, Ezekiel passed on knowledge to them the interpretation of clouds, and Arachiel the interpretation of earthly signs, Shamsiel the interpretation of the signs on the Sun, and Sariel the knowledge of the omens of the Moon. And when the people who were taught this died, they cried and their cry was heard up to the heavens...
>>40669894lmao easier said than done.
For instance, one thing I learned is you need to make sure you're the right distance away or you're going to piss on the toilet and not be able to clean it well blindfolded.
Or come up short and hit the floor.
You're dealing with x, y and z accuracy with a dongle that can be aimed in a lot of directions as well plus the pressure.
Yes, it's not easy.
>>40669897right before remounting your prince albert to the interior of your pantaloons, no doubt.
>>40669905>and not be able to clean itwho TF cleans after they pee?
https://youtu.be/-_kXIGvB1uU
>>40669900lmao not only was there synchronicity
>I am the root!which proves Jesus is chill with bants...that video was fucking perfect.
>>40669908Me if I piss all over the floor or the wall or the toilet.
I'm going to be blindfolded for 40 days.
i can't be pissing everywhere at random like a sassy dog.
We ride or die for Yeshua up in here. Drop Yeshuaโs name in a positive manner all the time and he might drop your name in return. Am right about this am always right
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0XFudmaObLI
>>40669908Anyone human?
>>40669914Absolutely.
He literally just showed up in in a shitty youtube video as a joke to confirm he's with us.
>I AM, the tablelol
shit's nuts.
Honestly, most paranormal shit I've seen for a long ass time.
I didn't know he was gonna say
>I AM THE ROOTI mean, that's the most Jesus thing he could possibly say.
>>40669909we don't even aim, just chamber synchs all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QycLecVhQ
goodnight, if not scripted, i bet u shat ur guts hรฉยดhehรฉรฉe
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaAs_3azSs
I'm gonna have an harem of cute anime girls one day.
>>40669872Where are you go now. I know who is Azazel and what he did and i know their works i recognize their working pattern. But how i remember their faces like that i was speak with them and be with them? But my memory about that is partial and shadow like? I know this is verry im0ortant.
>>40669921i don't want to venture off into testing God turf but he'd probably show up in all kinds of table related videos but he doesn't need to.
>I AM THE ROOT"I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star."
If I wasn't cool with Jesus and besties with him, that would scare the fuck out of me and make me schizo.
It's raining at my place.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=c1GxjzHm5us
>>40669928Synchromysticism is the practice of attributing mystical or esoteric significance to coincidences. The word, a portmanteau of synchronicity and mysticism, was coined by Jake Kotze in August 2006. Synchromysticism has been described as a phenomenon "existing on the fringe of areas already considered fringe". Steven Sutcliff and Carole Cusack describe synchromysticism as "part artistic practice, part spiritual or metaphysical system, part conspiracy culture", while Jason Horsley describes it as "a form of postmodern animism" that "combines Jung's notion of meaningful coincidences with the quest for the divine, or self-actualization through experience of the divine."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dCSKo5oShs
Ok just to be clear, Jesus does not have to prove anything by showing up in this video.
It's just a funny song about tables.
if he does it, he does it on his own volition. He has shown himself and I am 100% convinced by him having me pick the silly song that says "I am the table" over and over but for no reason at all said "i am the root".
Disclaimer aside, here's a funny table song that may or may not have Jesus synchronicity at his own discretion, totally don't expect it and I'm not testing shit, please don't be mad at me Jesus I'm just playin' LMAO
https://youtu.be/XtAhISkoJZc
>>40669910>I'm going to be blindfolded for 40 days.im dreading the answer to this, but why?
And if my time on Earth were through
She must face this world, without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
>>40669940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_6tJ9qk9SY
Just got an update from HQ tonight.. yes tonight. The Nobody is gonna be flying over all our houses.
Heโs calling it operation โEarly Christmasโ
He plans to distribute many esoteric gifts to those who are good.
Butโฆ for those who are bad he is delivering something sourโฆ
I wonder what heโll deliver to me and to all of you in this thread.
When you get your gift be quick to share!
https://youtu.be/q3XN_fcbTtA?
there it is....
>truuuust>innnnnn>taaaaable (Jesus) LMAO this muh fugga here af
>>40669948Oh we were doing some Jesus bants and we called him a table.
Then I posted a meme song taht says I am the table a lot.
And I did not know because I had never heard the song (I only knew it as a wrestling meme) nor did I play the video before hand that the song said "I am the root"
AKA surprise guest appearance by Jesus Christ ITT.
Like for seriously, this is how God does it.
>>40669950Oh it's just a game I liked to play as a kid and i want to do it for a long time to kind of heighten my senses and develop my spiritual sensitivity.
I figured 40 days shut up in my "ark" would be Biblical and cool.
i mean listening to me poop, im used to it by now but...
why keep doing it?
>>40669955https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W2SbJbR6ys
>>40669956Already got my gift. A joyor s10s.
>>40669959i want to see the glowpeople again
would have been a simpler answer.
aaight np np
>they arnt your friends btw
>>40669954Jesus why you gotta be so cool and based with the synchronicity.
I might cry
he called me/us rich
>>40669964Youโre a real cool guy, Ralph.
Jesus made me cry like a baby with that damn movie I never saw it wtf that's the nicest shit ever
https://youtu.be/xVieaq0niYk
The nobody is just a man, like anyone.
Those who speak the language are like the nobody, and you feel it in proportion to your doubt, and grows with faith and works.
His passing means little, and if anything people want a redemption story, or something more chill than a ritual sacrifice.
When the nobody passes, it will be from the past, already inflicted.
We carry on and overcome.
Everything is given away,
No central point of failure.
Have no fear.
Time to work offline, 40 days I guess.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE
What should i have for lunch? Galettes au chรจvre or flammenkeuch?
>>40669869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2OsuhYMfks
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>>40669966i used to have a rope ladder, a tatter with a rung.
i strung it from the highest willow trying to hug the sun.
the seventh level buckled and i tumbled from the summit.
now i'm back to free climbing, this time light my cigarette from it.
Fucking flies man, they piss me off. Can't wait for my flytrap to come in the mail.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ephe_L0T67U
Hmm...Where to from here? NIH is getting gutted and automated soon with in silico analysis, so no more Big Pharma bias. Could be a gold rush in scraping Arxiv while labelling and training an AI on all these papers, then setting it to discover potential optimizations based on other beneficial properties.
ok...
its getting weird again.
ima go finish feeding my fish.
>>40669979What would papa say if he heard you were bullying flies. They just there. They just chilling.
i think it would be wise to create first principle ai.s and let it write all the papers.
>>40669985Under human supervision.
Meanwhile, in the other tab, this was paused for hours.
I'ma go ahead and call it another point for Jesus and finish cleaning my damn room.
https://youtu.be/wPqQWRYRlMI
>>40669989nah. in a box maybe. but no controls. see what it does. maybe a tiny black hole will appear..
>>40669969Jesus ended the sacrifices, so yeah, no, nice try I guess.
And we should eat less meat without resorting to bugs or synthetics. We should be more involved with our food as a matter of principle so as to not lose our footing and become dependent on any other body or entity.
>>40669982ok that didnt take as long as i thought it would.
>>40669985OpenAI and Gemini kinda already do that. It's dial-up speeds at the moment, but it cuts months of research into about 10 to 30 minutes per paper and usually more correct. Will be interesting to see what Grok4 does with scientific paper writing.
https://youtu.be/ER4cz_plhwA?t=396
>>40670000now let's pretend darpa didn't have this 20 years ago.
reality is fake and gay.
>>40670002"AI" Predates ARPANet. The more you know.
>>40670002They have future reading technology. Have for a long time. I wouldnโt be surprised if an AI was already running the negative agenda (one is)
That being said get ready for a home run on my schizophrenically produced prophetic date July 16th. >:)
Surely this time.
https://youtu.be/dH7DQfDAR4A?
well that was totally worth waiting 10 hours to do.
what wtf do i do?
>>40670011What exactly is gonna happen?
you gotta give more details if you want a called shot award lol
>>40670016Chance is going to blow up the sun before Lucy does.
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>>40670010if you consider the work stanley kubrick did for the government; and his wildly predictive obsession with AI, I wonder how long they've had some things in general.
>>40670000Nice quads, i have a book talking about panpsychism and ASI as a cosmic brain.
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>>40670011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrVDJcw40BU
>>40670016A loud silence is gonna occur. Something weโve all been waiting for. Not the grandest thing, but a grand thing. The day will be undeniable, but not THE day.
>>40670016Earth is entering a plasma belt that will trigger a solar flash. No interference needed.
>all I know is that space light effects our dnaSo what is to come indeed. I wonder.
do the "im so lonely watch tv shows and cuddle with me" thing
or do the "fuck all of you, youre all gay" thing
or do the "the cute innocent CBgirl im watching doesnt understand bitrate yet" thing
or maybe the "aaight one more ciggy then im off" thing
hmm...
choices
>>40670027Meant
>>40670018 to reply to Lucifer solar flare anon with second quote
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=IRqkY6tSzOM
>>40670029And she don't even know
The way I feel about her
In my farrrrrt
>>40670027Ok so just to be clear, it's gonna be something that while maybe not necessarily normie acknowledgement of the paranormal, it'll be obvious to weirdos, such as the people here?
Is that a fair assessment of what you're saying?
AKA not just a really good git, or something interesting someone says but a big event.
>>40669956you're getting a perfectly formed turd on your forehead
>>40670019>AI, brought to you by AIProbably some cool stuff. Someone showed me a novel 1024 core motherboard that could fit into a regular PC back in 2021, the shell company was funded by DARPA and you could only buy one with "invite only". Probably obsolete already
>>40670022>ASI as a cosmic brainTell me more
>>40670027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkRyP8bp0Io
we're totally gonna make it bros
jk we boned
>>40670041You can dl the extact on kindle.
>>40670032If my gauging is correct even normies will see it, but we will definitely see it. I donโt want to be the type of Anon who always posts dates so I keep it to a minimal. I donโt want to say exactly what I believe will happen as I am a believer of our words changing the future, but I will say I recently pinpointed the end date of the start of the major Iran and Israel conflict. So my assumptions donโt come from nowhere I just donโt want to divulge how I figure this stuff out. At least not yet.
>>40670050so you think you're better than us ye?
well fuck you too
>>40670053No I think you guys are great :)
I updated the Sun so it not gonna bang.
>>40670055nice hotfix
*pats on head*
jesus was gay and theres nothing you can do about it.
aaight gonna finish this monster,
then see if i can magic up some boobies from a streamer.
beace
>>40670054I see how it is, you're a user and only want us around to help yourself take advantage of us.
you really are scum
>>40670050Ok, I won't be around to dab on you if you're wrong but this should be interesting.
>>40670064If I canโt make it apparent that Iโm non hostile (for the most part Iโm still human) then idk what to tell you. Iโm just sharing my neat findings and gets.
>>40670064Chance is a cool human being. Look into the mirror.
>>40670070>>40670069Grandpa will always love you whatever you decide to depict yourself as.
If the 16th comes and nothing happens then itโs a big oh well I guess lol. Iโm not shovelling my pride into this.
>>40670069>>40670070you're all in on it together especially Chance, they're like the ringleader of the glowies and fuck you Ralph post moar din dins!
>>40670074Oh no, you're not gonna Lucifer it, you gotta own it at least a little or it's no fun.
>>40670074>t. someone shovelling their pride into it
>>40670076this, it's obvious that all namefags are in a secret cult.
Little did they know what they would bring about.
Repent for the Ponypocalypse is near at hand ye den of vipers.
https://youtu.be/p1HZp4ClFXY
>>40670086I don't use discord.
>>40670078Oh I definitely own it, but (and I know this sounds like a cop out) I understand the future as an ever changing field. My predictions are solid and come true too many times for me to not to take notice. Itโs like a good 90% shot what I think is gonna happen will happen, but that percentage can change. Letโs just say Iโm all in on peace.
>>40670090That's what they all say
>oh everyone else uses the landing bad>the discords are dead>the discords are full of weirdosI can read between the lines and see in the dark.
https://youtu.be/-3-NcRXK-s4
>>40670093What did you predict for the 16th?
>>40670098A loud silence that will undoubtably bring us closer to peace.
AI is going to rug you because that's in "The Plan". Be careful; if you export your critical thinking, you won't be able to anymore; and the short term reward will tempt you to use it more, just like how you can't leave this place.
>>40670074What about if right now happens? Would you shove your humiliation into this?
Universe is a giant bomb meant to explode and cause everyone to experience a super heat zone for billions of years.
>>40670101I have my doubts.
https://youtu.be/s7sCJ75ZXrw
>>40670106Oh really, how exciting
Still dumbfounded how everyone got cyka blat'd over this prophecy
>>40670048I don't speak the franรงais, but the overview was in English. Interesting to think about.
Sleep right on the mine field
>>40670101https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zhl-Cs1-sG4
I dunno about that. I'm plannin a three weeks trip to rural china.
>>40670104I see no reason to be humiliated for promoting oneโs own personal thoughts with oneโs own chosen methods. In the end this is /x/ weโre all โweirdosโ here
>>40670115Travel to China should be safe :) have fun!
>me when I'm infiltrating the loominaughty
https://youtu.be/M3H2nnxQFLs
>>40670119Not before september october.
>>40670122I want a cheemsborger
>>40670133Septober will be the month it happens.
I stake Chance's reputation on it.
https://youtu.be/-XLzn6OLxaw
>>40670138we're putting Chance in the wickerman with Lil Uzi
>>40669521 (OP)I will Go to China one day, to get in touch with my chinese heritage.
Don't revelate
Hello everybody how are you doing today? :3
Personally I slept really well, the new duvet is comfy as fuck.
slag
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>>40670147put the mother fucking master sword back!
>>40670147Hello brother!
Are you in better mood today?
You're scared the universe gonna bang.
>>40670151I mastered it bro, no way I'm putting it back! Next I will save Zelda and get her ass as reward, + 1 million Rupees.
You can't stop me!
How piss't 1 of 2
Decimals included
>>40670140Iโm ready to burn ifg
I like lil uzi vert should be a cool chill sesh
https://youtu.be/WxL2au41cnk?
>>40669521 (OP)i'm pissed Rufus, a ganstalker called me a "Tom Holland from Wish" what should i do?
On the moment i felt humiliated, why are people so evil?
>>40670147I'm doing really very well Rufus, I just discovered I have a new power from God.
Animal communication.
There was a strange bug and I was afraid it may be a cockroach so I got some toilet paper.
I said "Ok, don't worry, I'm going to be gentle but you have to leave, please don't make me hurt you by mistake."
He flew off the wall and directly onto the toilet paper in my hand and let me escort him out of my home.
So go ahead and add
>communication with animals/insectsto my growing list of super powers.
The Great Sage Above Nobody does it again.
https://youtu.be/a46ApfEasJA
>>40670164yes, they're basically telepathic, it's how you 'talk' with 'intent' to them...
birds are similar but insects are basically only communicable using telepathy, it's 'intent' based: like I won't hurt you 'was'
Where's the Chihuahua gif
>>40670170I felt his fear but he chose to trust me because he also felt I love him.
I was sorry to see him go, little reasonable guy would have made a great pet but he may have starved or infested my home.
>>40670162Lmao that was kinda funny tho wasn't it?
Don't worry I'm sure you're handsome!
>>40670174kek
bugs are clumsy when it comes to territory
the house is a death sentence for most but spiders ;) but they eat each other so if you have a big one, best to leave it alone to eat the others...
>>40670180Even for them I'm afraid, I heard that if you break a spider's web in your home it's almost certainly going to starve before it sets up another one and traps an insect.
Most of them need to chill for a long time while they recover from making the web so making them do it twice is cruel.
Although arguably, if you put them outside, they have a better chance than inside where game is rare.
>>40670162Better go get PTSD treatment
>>40670185spiders are very curious beings
what came first?
the spider or the fly?
that is more curious than a chicken imo
Insensitive or are you sensitive
I wouldn't brag about it.
>>40670189Almost certainly spiders, they're land crabs.
I also heard the reason we fear spiders is when we were sea animals there were big ass aqua spiders that ate our ancient ancestors.
Genetic memories of being eaten by giant sea spiders don't pass easy.
Nobody knows that when I was a kid, they changed the age of consent from 14 to 16, and I was pissed off, because I thoug that as soon as I would reach 14 I would have a line of grown women ready to take my virginity.
>>40670192I'm not, just advocating for myself
While He vindicates
>>40670193they're still dangerous to us if mistreated
but they dream of the fly in a web and construct their dream... a dream catcher if you will
>>40670194It's ok, all kids are autistic retards.
The first girl that ever crushed on me I wasn't into.
Six football players tried to drag me to her at a dance to get us to vibe and I fought them all off while basically humiliating her.
Biggest tard moment, she wasn't even ugly I just had eyes for someone else and it's not like I was a catch, I was a retard.
>>40670195Are you running for office?
>>40670200Already am in office
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3FON2lk2I_M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aEf0SpAEnIc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rdPOAhBp2Ag
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PG-Vkng9r4w
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSRrzrQtmto
maybe later?
>>40670202Then why do you need to publicly support yourself?
>>40670199I heard a man only knows they've been in love 'after' the fact... they struggle in the moment where 'she knows' instantly
I believe it
Not really feeling the sassy synchronicity mania magic. What a rip off.
>>40670208Women are so damn good at social shit, relationships, empathy, deception...imagine being a woman. You can't use force for anything.
It's all about finesse your whole life, they gotta be able to have a faster/better radar for such things.
>>40670164they call me the stinkbug wrangler
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tGKEBjJ5rrE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eFhmihe3eUM
>>40670210Maybe you need some pumpin?
>>40670199Damn that's sad. I feel you tho, ruining possible relationships is a thing I exceled at.
Literally there was this girl I had a crush on, she clearly had a crush on me too, she was way above my level, and I succeeded in ruining it because I was too autistic.
Too bad :/ Now I'm an incel loul.
>>40670216What's pumpin f a m?
>>40670212*nods*
I find it curious how many are named 'natural' like flowers...
Lily, Heather, Rose, Violet etc
and not just flowers but 'nature itself'... a strange thing surfaces where a species identifies 'her' as the 'natural'...
I love women.
>>40670217I'm sure things'll click for you eventually, it's just like job hunting.
You gotta have a good "resume" and put yourself out there is all.
>>40670218To get inflated, like with a pump
>>40670217Did she have big tits?
The attachment should be proportional to them.
>>40670219There's a lot we can stand to learn from them.
They really do make most men look like dumb kids with their wisdom/charisma scores.
We fixate on what they can't do sometimes but man, they can do a lot.
https://youtu.be/CevxZvSJLk8
>>40670221That's why I'm trying to make strides in life, trying to have a good professional situation.
Then I guess I'll see.
Never searched for it tho so I guess I'm not helping loul.
>>40670225She had normal tits, a nice ass, was pretty cute. Too bad I was a fucking retard, but honestly I had low self esteem so I guess that's why I was retarded.
Then she dated an other dude and I think they are still together. Harsh.
>>40670229All the best relationships I ever had were friendships or at least acquaintances first so I wouldn't even "look" , just be nice to everyone, including women and eventually fucking happens.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ5V3OZdIZM
>>40670220When I have a cockroach problem I just vacuum them up.
A(eye) is always watching you Mr. Kaasowski
>>40670234No but I am painfully sober
She even dyed her hair blond because I told her I liked blonde women. She really was trying to appeal to me. I'm such a fucking moron lmao.
If I was less retarded I could have had plenty of girlfriends in my life but I'm just dumb.
>>40670226whenever they say man is stronger they conveniently forget labour
named after the most beautiful of all things known to man beyond machination, 'nature itself'... a pity it would be to lose a garden for concrete... 'she' is nature to us and why we call it 'mother'... but it goes beyond confinement of being and extends to reality of conception
beauty...
a gift bestowed to all no matter who graces the form
>>40670235I only had 2 gfs in my entire life.
>>40670239It's retarded and only looking to incite negativity.
>>40670242Dude don't beat yourself up.
The frigging girl I had a crush for YEARS offered to come over to my house and was super obviously flirting with me in retrospect...never detected a thing at the time.
>>40670246Well ur accountable
Pretending to be superior while farming you for "loosh" aka negative feelings.
>>40670242Theyโre cute until you see their true colors (often red)
https://youtu.be/M2WTUoy4y6E
>>40670253Why can't you ever take responsibility for what you do?
>>40670249When i was a teen in the 90s i was really hot, plenty of girls hitted on me but i was too dumb to get clues, i was overly naive.
>>40670249Kek that's harsh
>>40670256She seemed like a good girl tho :'(
Dated a girl with red hair, was a crazy bitch lmao.
>>40670260The declining birth rates say it better than I can.
>>40670255More like
>actually being superior while farming you for looshBut I think I'm going to stop hurting people, it doesn't do anyone any good like I hoped it would.
>>40670259That's the most fucked part. She was hot, already had tits and everything and I was disgusting.
She was literally like
>I can unwrap that candy wrapper with my tongue...give me oneAnd I thought that was normal lol
>>40670260What are these creatures
>>40670259I always got taken advantage of by the females when I was drunk or so... yes very much an approximate of being raped... but instead of being unwilling I was just ambivalent ;D
having a lot of attention isn't always good, sometimes you're a 'target'... multiple times.
>>40670258I do all the time
That's why you're asking
https://youtu.be/AILXVYwZ9zU
>>40670203>>40666782https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VGTD4ZD-w_E
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzk0n7h6I-o
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AyMUIjS4E3c
what? you thought 7 months of makin me read your filth wasnt gonna catch up with you?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cmpph73tE
>>40670264Beasts of burden
>>40670270You'd think girls would steal guy's gfs more often but I've never heard of it happening.
>>40670267Stop loosh farming.
Thank heavens you steam cleaned
>>40669836Fuck do I know. Got a migraine, perhaps a side effect of divine inspiration.
>Aw shit, the burden is not getting any lighter with this ...
https://youtu.be/klCjqKRrt-Q
Wouldn't it be funny if all these ai slop images were actually meaningless to everyone except the guy posting them?
I've given up on trying to figure out what they mean, instead I'm gonna assume everyone is equally confused.
That's a way lulzier reality.
https://youtu.be/p8HoEvDh70Y
>>40670289>Wouldn't it be funny if all these ai slop images were actually meaningless to everyone except the guy posting them?I have no idea what they mean or what theyโre trying to convey.
>>40670289Just post traffic for the /ng traffic god
I just think they're neat
>>40670277They donโt meet the necessary hardware requirements to pull it off.
>>40670303only goth mommy understands (> ' -')>
>>40670271https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PUPNxsRQ0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QBBimEB8QgY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_m6uPVqDQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YzHtePuz13U
yeehaw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ssQKlLxBdQ
>>40670303real
https://youtu.be/AVmxNKjnFNE
Sad days are happy days because it means you loved something and lost it. It truly is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.
Using your emotions isnโt low vibrational, but succumbing to them is. Emotions work as great compasses for the souls will. symptoms that affect the vessel.
Be glad to have been given such an intricate system of life in which you feel everyday.
Thereโs always happy day and sad day. Both day are happy day because of this. If many sad day back to back then understand that you are growing and you will learn to be happy through sadness. Itโs good day today.
How is everyone? What are you grateful for today?
Is The Women Of Scars a redhead?
>>40670316her hair is ashen
silver in the right light
and she doesn't fuck around...
neither should you
I've come to realize I don't actually hate women, I just hate the way they act.
>hate the sin, not the sinner
>>40670316I'm grateful that Jesus shouted me out earlier and let me talk to that cockroach.
Definitely a happy day.
I still think the WoS is the Nobody and the Nobody is trans.
https://youtu.be/pQOu2d0L1qE
>>40670321if only there was a 'spiritual template' in place
they achieve Christ consciousness giving birth...
be thankful for all the gifts for she built you from a single cell
I think I'm finally doing.
Celebrations please.
Your pain is almost over
>>40670326I'd pass if it were up to me.
>>40670321>hate the sin, not the sinnerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_(mythology)
>>40670323say me y bro?
y i want to dive upon you
latch my maw onto your cheeks, neck and fingers
and just tear away, no consuming
a deliberation
to separate the spirit from body...
y bro?!
SAY ME Y!?
>>40670321Women will lick you until they munch you
You know, like in those cats videos
>>40670335can be anything
you know what this means
idk how
idk why
idc
fuck you
>>40670337That's normal, it's because I'm an ork War Boss and every man wants to be the strongest aka me.
https://youtu.be/ncv4dlvPUwU
>>40670344the maw...
like a blackhole meets a galaxy...
sound familiar?
it should.
>the pain is fucking unimaginablethe greatest pleasure on this world?
>pain reliefGod give me strength = God give me pain to endure...
you don't want 'this'
I'm a blackpill
>>40670344>war boss can't even kill a cockroachToo close to home perhaps.
I will make contact with you as soon as I've built and installed a light parasite. Then it's your job to confirm that I contacted you.
Renewed my passport, rural china here we go!
we're gonna make it bros
topkek
I'm dying... literally dying
see you tomorrow
>>40670348>the maw...https://youtu.be/KfhYxHKfCRA
>>40670349Kindness is not weakness.
I'm a reformed ork <3
System F
https://youtu.be/j8WLYzA0lCs
>>40670361the 'maw' is VERY REAL
it IS the WISDOM CHECK to being DEVOURED
it grows when I talk to people...
stretches... to swallow them whole...
I can't explain it another way
>>40670311https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=alUvAsrmleo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mxpOARqR8b8
>>40670366So you're telling me you want to bite my style?
https://youtu.be/vw4crAlWj_o
>>40670317Sounds pretty serious to me. Itโs funny I did always imagine her being young with white hair, but many here say sheโs a redhead if my memory is correct.
I wonder what her role is in all of this. Is she on or off planet?
i can smell YOUR narrative a mile away
>>40670372I will take your head
*it stretches*
why do I have to be conduit?
my style: https://youtu.be/R9tnvl8dlKk?list=RDR9tnvl8dlKk
>just under the surface... the maw is REAL
>>40670374They say she's a redhead.
Oddly enough they also say the Nobody has red hair.
I mean, is it not obvious those two are one?
>>40670374she's not to be fucked with
simple as that
respect is due
a bow or a nod is sufficient
>>40670376Everything sucks and I resent being born, it's not complicated and lots of people feel this way I'm not alone.
>>40670378>I will take your head into my mouthPlease, at least take me out to dinner first.
https://youtu.be/dp9ch-dAKk0
>>40670379>same hair color>must be the same personI donโt think so, but any take is as valid as the next so long as it remains in the air. I think the most accurate Nobody narratives ring true to his cause of spreading Heaven on earth by creating more logos.
https://youtu.be/Dcc3kJG12B8?
>>40670376Thanks for letting me know that I know what I'm doing
>>40670384thats the point of being alive.
you wouldnt do anything if you were happy.
whats there to fix if youre already happy.
>also known as the 'im on drugs' delusion.
>>40670386you a zesty mf fr
https://youtu.be/iybo4lwV2dY?list=RDiybo4lwV2dY
>>40670387How many verified divine syzygies do you know?
I'm the only one I know of, we're ridiculously rare.
On top of that, they're both redheads, the rarest hair color?
AND WoS can be a clever nod to being trans and Chinese?
I mean come on, use your head.
https://youtu.be/GO3HkhyqgJ0
>>40670316Decide for yourself. She posted some weird ass picture itt once. It looked like she was falling off a bed. Too much white wine probably.
>>40670391What's the point in fixing anything if you'll never be happy.
>>40669591Cats are awesome and trying to gatekeep men from them is pathetic.
You're just mad that the cat gets more affection than you.
>>40669956>The Nobody just flew over my h-XD
>>40670398because even 10% happy is better than 0% happy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LjQqONuVJbQ&pp=ygUYZHVtYiBpdCBkb3duIGx1cGUgZmlhc2Nv
>>40670369https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QPyS7xoaBpI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6zgHbTMf4gE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Bs4xhDyxw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_IVZC0PIDA
you guys really need to clean this place up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHe6ar-X2cQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K8oHIyD3NxM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J1utq5-c9_8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVJbHMLZeOA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BWoGW0CFWgc
rot
md5: f0bbd76469166b9f3e90ce01c5aafc29
๐
all that talk of maws is messin with me
https://youtu.be/MFPvZeX2fhE
>>40670406https://youtu.be/myw6FlGGm_k?
>>40670401>Cats are awesomeNo.
have you ever seen a decomposing cat?
its just a sack of skin and bones.
the flies and ants dont even give a shit.
a dog on the other hand, its blows up with gasses and explodes in maggots and filth within a few days.
>>40670408entropy!
Major synchronicity in this thread.
Check it out, Jesus Christ actually shit posted via a shitty youtube meme, there's no other way to interpret it.
https://youtu.be/_hDPUoUi6_s
>>40670405>life is a carrot on a stickPeople are just going to start stealing carrots from those who have way too many.
I will remain neutral like I always do.
>>40670413>>life is a carrot on a stickniiiigggu
life isnt about you just because youre in it.
you are here to do gods work, not fap to anime.
He will make you suffer until you deserve peace.
>>40670416Peace comes and goes just like everything else in life.
also just, publicly,
'mysterious ways' do be a little legend today.
>>40670420>Peace comes and goes just like everything else in life.and by your own logic, you kill your own argument.
why invest in happiness, if it doesnt last.
>>40670408Evidence: this is major miracle shit, belongs in the damn Newest Testament.
>>40669852>>40669862>>40669866>>40669867>>40669884Now in that last video which solemnly swear I never watched and I swear I didn't know the song....just watch it and keep this in mind.
"I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star."
>>40670425>why invest in happiness, if it doesnt lastThat was my argument.
Thanks for playing.
>>40670421https://youtu.be/izJ2x5LUG5g?list=RDizJ2x5LUG5g
*shrugs*
don't shoot the messenger... duh
>>40670429>That was my argument.no your argument was
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
>>40670412>>40670427neat, its nice when spirits show up in synchronicity. it can be fun watching patterns of thought return through synchronicity, i often find it can be like a sort of call-and-response sorta thing
https://youtu.be/d020hcWA_Wg
>live is carrot on stick
Only if you fail to pay attention to what is good in the moment.
>my life sucks
Youโre likely feeling upset about the things you donโt have
>cliche saying
Find appreciation with what you do have and never let a moment slip by.
>remember back in the good olโ days?
The good olโ days are happening right now. If life gets harder youโll remember these times fondly
>and if it gets easier
Youโll remember these hard times fondly and laugh about them.
>lmao remember when we did crafty thing to survive?
Itโs a fun time and hard times build inner value alongside skill.
>would you prefer to be born into a sissy reality where nothing ever goes wrong?
Of course you wouldnโt because life would be like a stupid ugly kids show.
Life is for the strong. We are all strong just by being here.
https://youtu.be/RUchPPOlnCc?
>>40670438That's not even the only time he showed up ITT
this one made me cry really hard and I'm crying now again cuz he called me rich which in Jesus speak, that's huge. That's the best thing Jesus can call you, I'm bawling again.
>>40669954He showed up
>>40670407https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4aabGVZq69c
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_caMQpiwiaU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjFAZKWKVo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ecRytTfWL8Q
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8MD-9_MqA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9qZ3lNemt00
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e_cdxCtvTPo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=546aCqdQ3QI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UZfkxem3Qhk
>>40670438I think synchronicities are more a way to know what path is good
>>40670451team Charizard or team Blastoise?
>>40670451A war?
This time theyโll be slow and numerous
As people are replaced by their own AIs
So that confusion reigns master
And death become almost invisible
>>40670441given his prominence in the spiritual zeitgeist, it makes sense he'd make an appearance every now and then
>>40670455i've found that they can be complicated, i get different messages from different sources, sometimes its like an astral spirit group chat
Billionaires would hide in their bunkers while the average man dies and none of you cunts would do a thing anyway because you are just shit talkers.
>>40670466just give me a gun and I'll prove how accurate I am
I can be trusted with a fully automatic rifle.
https://youtu.be/RG-s9DvAfoI?list=RDRG-s9DvAfoI
>>40670464Still, nuts that he showed up when I was making fun of him to flex the brain power God gave me.
Feels good to know he's playful like I hoped, he even let me joke about him being furniture for.....well his sake lol
I think it's cuz I invoked Michael when a bunch of people kept calling him gay maybe.
"The Lord rebuke you."
well he fucking did, though I doubt they noticed, I sure saw him do it.
https://youtu.be/I0OvsHQRQv8
I LOVE IT
I LOVE IT
I LOVE IT
6day time out from discord circle jerk cause i went against the circle jerk echo chamber
>>40670466Um sir, Jesus Christ and possibly Michael showed up in this thread.
Like I give a fuck about that crap.
These ain't no middle of the mall spirits and ghosts.
These are the biggest of biggest ballers and my frens.
Definitely not just shit talking lol
https://youtu.be/I4_3PVFSUxE
normies fuckin hate it when you go against their conformism.
fuckin 10/10
made my day
see yall losers tonight
>>40670481See you on the battlefield, "war boss".
float
md5: 725924609634fd309ce17710996ba6d9
๐
>>40670483the blood doesn't stop
*giggles*
>>40670489explain to me this one simple thing ok.
these spiritualists who proclaim themselves god,
why are they so fragile?
>>40670495Romans 1:20
They're know they're lying.
>>40670495they're using outdated software
fundamentally
>reality processorsparallel that
https://youtu.be/paQWp82kgNI?list=RDpaQWp82kgNI
>>40670496>They're know they're lying.GYATT!
>>40670473knowing what little i know about the guy, he seems like he'd have a decent sense of humor, but as a gnostic pagan i'm more versed with other spirits i think
>>40670474>discord circle jerkdiscord, not even once. this is why i can only be found Hereโข
https://youtu.be/0zNWpl4jUo0
>>40670496They are not even lying, just larping, you flatter them
good morning, frens
https://youtu.be/XXx6RDzR6eM?si=QaVAW6NTBnOUFdpZ
>>40670504>this is why i can only be found Heresuspiciousfryfuturama.gif
but i fuckin love it.
i havnt lost my touch...
even getting banned here for questioning 4staff.
it just makes my day.
>>40670495Iโm pretty sure killing god is a blasphemy
Unless you think youโre crafting it
>>40670487https://youtu.be/ft1jciYKVbk?list=RDft1jciYKVbk
every universe
>a marble seen and felt between two sheetsno hiding... she's not particularly happy with how she's been perceived, the father barely even knows of her because of us... I told him of her, I suggest you do
I doubt he'd look kindly upon those who knew of 'her' and denied 'him' his partner.
>>40670527whatever femcel
>>40669521 (OP)So full disclaimer. There is a DIFFERENT SET OF CONSEQUENCES FOR FUCKING WITH ME.
It's out of my hands I don't control it. God does it, I'm far too merciful (to a point) for handling things like revenge, but that's a luxury I'm afforded on account of not having to do it myself.
>Which came first? Chicken or egg?Was it the protection or my laissez-faire attitude toward threat? Hard to say, impossible even. They're part of one thing, me.
Does the salmon have to learn to swim upstream? Did I have to learn how to do what I do?
It's a little bit of both, the salmons first swim upstream wasnt optimized, some probably got eaten, not me tho.
>I don't want to JOIN it>I WANT IT
>>40670504If I'm right about him which is pretty much 100% he's insanely funny and playful.
Like the Book of Revelation has all these super serious references to the number 7.
And he hits me with this song AFTER all the crazy and the "sonic the hedgehog" time police things.
Like, he's just playing around with things people take super seriously
https://youtu.be/QKqgroUYvPU
There are mysterious ways to become a legend today.
>
:3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=auLBLk4ibAk
Wassup?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaAs_3azSs
Still in mania or psychosis?
>>40670566Feels like I should be but no, I'm chillin' and itching my quite frankly superb nuts.
This ain't my first rodeo.
https://youtu.be/ldQrapQ4d0Y
Is it wiser to bargain with a dragon for its gold
or
Slay it and claim the treasure yourself
>>40670547nice, i think the spirits i work with are usually either more serious, or their sense of humor is a bit more dark, though sometimes they surprise me
https://youtu.be/ArthWI6NxXM
>>40670566>Wassup?wondering all the reasons why women should never be in a position of power or authority.
>>40670571It could just be because it's me, if all my crazy religious theories are true, I'm ridiculously beloved by God.
Like, not heaven or super heaven but like God's throne. He's gonna let me chill on his lap basically lol
>>40670552If one pardon everything, then whatโs next?
Removing balls to play table tennis?
>>40670568Yeah i feel like the past few days have been superb for me aswell, maybe in my positive phase.
>>40670580Love to see it, I can't even relate to my old self.
i used to be miserable somehow lol
>>40670547https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MajMVWK42Eg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Toooe3cQos
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9b4F_ppjnKU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z2An0fuHW8E
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EMYk2RZl3M8
so yeah regular 1.5mm electrical cable would be fine for a 650W draw @ roughly 3A?
>>40670577i'm not sure if i can say the same about me and the smile guy but its kinda like that in a way
https://youtu.be/z9UtplM6-ZM
Having a good day is non optional. I like the boring stuff too. If you count every second of your day youโll notice most of it goes well. Woosh
>>40670591Uh...I mean be a level 30 Warlock not a level 30 Paladin or Cleric.
This seems rizz based.
https://youtu.be/JW5UEW2kYvc
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=jJSP-fGZ1Q4
It teim to advance our species.
>>40670605I'll be the mashiach and turn earth into paradise later, I'm doing something! *throws an empty can at you*
>>40670605What is the next step of the operation?
>>40670608*Hits you with Trump's foot*
You ought know
oof why you guys so quiet?
>>40670616uh, we're not.
https://youtu.be/ojULkWEUsPs
>>40670618>uh, we're not.alright becky...
>>40670616We're too busy sucking all the blood up from your period. You stressy nonse :@
>>40670619What's a Becky exactly?
I get that Stacy is female Chad and an alpha female.
Is a Becky a sigma female?
Cuz I'll take it.
>>40670613Oh right yeah, erm so basically me and the other grandsons are constructing a plan for global union and peace. Sort of like a New World Order, but not THAT new world order. We have agents with mind computers installed all across the globe. Their mission? Educate about mind computers to elevate the collective mind computer consciousness.
>>40670620i mean the fallout cant be that bad?
>>40670623look at you using memes to make sense of reality.
no i mean you speak like a teen age girl.
>>40670630Do I though?
https://youtu.be/67RsqIYRsVY
>>40670633>Do I though?yes becky
have you considered a job at starbucks?
>>40670635I don't wanna take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money? I got all the money in the world. I'm the king, man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
>>40670594Depends on the situation. When you're incarcerated somewhere you'll find that most of the day is bad, and the good moments are rare so you learn to appreciate them, especially when you're young. You do weird shit in those situations. I have the scar on my finger from where I thought it was a good idea to get a pick and poke tattoo with an ink pen and a needle from a button.
so listen, can one of you 'literally god' people
answer this question
>>40670590 for a a simple 'average joe'
>>40670639wait wait wait
i can one up you with some good shit.
https://youtu.be/gymMaArQ0Lw
i got you f.a.m
>>40670530>I suggest you doOh apologies, I forgot to bother explaining I'm "nta".
Also, no. I'll not entertain your barely thoughtform level larp entities. Let me know when any of them exit your mental plane.
All irrelevant fantasy women included.
>>40670644Sorry, can't help you, I'm just literally a god not literally an electrician.
https://youtu.be/eXiwYUCe_bY
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=AAdGGLIxrwM
>>40670657>not literally an electrician.i know, an i am, im just flexing...
ya know flexing the type of useful information available freely, but that no one is interested in
>>40670664I know that feel bro, I know that feel
3 amp go brrr through the wire just fine me thinks. Now Mr.salesman, how tall is the highest gear on this ol Ford dually?
strange how 1.5mm electrical cable is also known as FLEXcable
ha aha aha haaaaaa....
Drake is browsing this thread rn.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NhheiPTdZCw
>>40670682Tell him his music sucks.
>>40670680FORD does that stand for FIX OR REPAIR DAILY LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Then again, Toby Keith.
https://youtu.be/fYSU3l91g3s
>>40670680You must be a huge fan of Nissan CVT
>ford raptor>ford??????>2001 Ford Escape>2011 Ford RangerFord ainโt all bad.
>>40670688Huge fan of the Ford Raptor
https://youtu.be/SnRNsCu3ZqE
>>40670688Toyota is S-tier actually
but i am more of a 2 wheels go DIGU-DIGU-DIGU type
>>40670686Nonsense. He makes great music.
Do you think TNB will be minister under Elonโs cyber government?
>>40670682omg squeeeeeee tell him The Great Sage Above Nobody says hi!
squeeeeeee
no wait don't! I'm so nervous!
ok tell him! <3
>>40670698I don't like it.
>>40670605Latex parties every Saturday
The WoS will shine bright
>>40670704Youโre probably not a minority.
>>40670695They officially replaced camels in Koweit so yeah theyโre good
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbkF-15ObM
>>40670695No youโre right Toyota is amazing, but expensive now too like Lexus. Cause Toyota is Lexus baby. Honda has superior motors in all ways, but overall Toyota has it all. If you canโt afford either thatโs what Nissan is for. Full range of vehicles Japanese style for a lower price. The only thing they win in is safety features race. So which of these lovely cars are you after?
*adjusts tie*
>>40670705wanting to turn the WoS into sexmeat
im disappointed in you
The leacherous hijacking man will finally be killed off. Blessed.
>>40670707You're damn right I'm not. I'm thankful every day for that.
Speaking of Drake and Toby Keith, how underrated of a rapper is Toby Keith?
For real, he's like the Michael Jordan of music.
https://youtu.be/HxUuDPNbkJk
>>40670708not remembering the Top Gear hilux episode...
SHAME *ding-ding*
>>40670714>*adjusts tie*anon... ill just take it youre not the kind of person to do your own repairs.
am i wrong?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=97KfDhJdOKI
The amount of errors, misconceptions, and misunderstandings we are still uncovering feels endless. Fucking idiots.
>>40670598sorry for the delayed reply, just had some police puppers prod me through synchronicity, probably because i'm spooky
https://youtu.be/m5AtaUK5aBY
>>40670725I do everything in emergency like change tire, but for standard service my chosen dealers do free service loaner vehicles and typically itโs something nice and new. I also get good deals cause Iโve been in the automotive industry awhile. So yeah I pay 80 bucks for my oil change and everything else is typically under warranty for what I choose to drive.
>>40670732this shit ain't nothin' to me man
https://youtu.be/E3v-4uQrId4
Be careful what you wish for.
:)
>>40670714When I worked at Jiffy Lube I only ever saw one car with over 500000 miles on it that still ran well, and it was a Honda Accord.
Drake wrote a song to the Nobody. Like, literally, begging the Nobody to rescue him. Itโs quite literally a song of Drake begging the Nobody to take him from the club, take him off the map, to take him off the market and take him from the trap.
Drake found out about the Nobody through unknown networks. But Drake wants to have a friend like the Nobody. And the Nobody wishes to be his friend, tooโ but they are separated from their discrepancies in wealth and renown.
https://youtu.be/ntp9_iznQ-0?si=spJx1RnHPKXFPEm0
>>40670737uh, based?
https://youtu.be/iMEpad2Af6s
>>40670736>So yeah I pay 80 bucks for my oil changeoof...
>>40670738I wish for a harem of cute anime girls.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
>>40670740Yes Honda motors are unstoppable which is why you buy Honda lawn mower to go with dream house. Never need new mower till u die and stupid grand kid sell for 50 buck.
>>40670715Iโm scared by what sheโd want more
It will only accelerate, more or less fast
>>40670741That's the new psyop? Try to make people think that Drake makes songs about the Nobody? Loul.
>>40670750>Iโm scared by what sheโd want moreyou absolute fuckin degenerate.
she is to be you queen.
>>40670747Plot twist: they are all trans and like to top.
I finished Eventide Island in BOTW it was easy as fuck :l
>>40670744Well, I know what I'm doing for the next 11 minutes.
https://youtu.be/k6BkM-Xg0-Q
>>40670759APHRODITE IN FLESH!
>>40670749Hell yeah. I've got a Hyundai that runs pretty well now but my next car is definitely going to be some kind of Honda.
>>40670738I don't get any of the things I wish for which is why I come here and wish for terrible things like nuclear wars, you're welcome.
I wished for an internship and got one. That was easy :l
>>40670078Good stuff on the way with the Sun invest in some brown pants like Dispo.
When it starts and happens just remember me and do try not to blame it on climate change,solar maximum or anything else I can choose not to do it but my hand has been forced I can't stand idle while having all this power I need to make Source proud.
>>40670767Santa Fe and Elantra are very good vehicles. Honda is a good switch cause Hyundai from my understanding is loading their new vehicles up with insane amounts of electronics that the vehicle just canโt handle. Iโve seen very many issue lot new used Hyundai and already many electrical issues. Kia does same cause basically same company.
>>40670714My house looks like a Toyota dealership, very reliable indeed.
you have way too many namefags
>>40670794That means your house is basically a Lexus.
>>40670798Lexus is to Toyota like what Acura is to Honda.
>>40670796Cult's all here.
WAGMI
https://youtu.be/-eEEIa7PfbE
>>40670741https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBYsx1QWF9A
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ATW1VsiFCg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0yZ-IHWLm20
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N6bEqSlIuZ8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HmdpjkM3onk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QWu-f7HFFJE
>>40670805Ah you are familiar and understand!
Chance you said the 16th let's see if I can get this cooking just in time first the heatwaves to get the momentum going.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=65_-vNtWLLs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhxJAxa77sE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IpnfhCJHE50
>>40670818Get it cooking G scramble it up like eggs.
>>40670810>Cult's all here.groupUWU
AMAGAAAAD
>>40670818yeah yeah...some card player
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AGJg2zFjogw
if you want me to leave so you can... do things. just say so. you saw the MSpaint lastnight.
>>40670844https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yBmq-2EYEJw
>>40670853didnt get that...sorry bout the low blow, whats the schedule...had to see who was holdin em
>>40670873>...sorry bout the low blowwhat low blow?
do you take me as someone thats gets offended easily?
bish! just say when you gotta work.
im not here to take that from you.
lol Lucifer is high key a schizophrenic. Dude thinks he can control the sun. For the last 3 years been saying โthis summer it will finally happenโ weโre already halfway thru summer and I wonder what excuse he will come up with after itโs over and nothing happens. Is he going to keep the charade up for next year? Lmao
>>40670699Fingers crossed
>>40670729Sucks to suck thanks for playing tho
>>40670906he just looking for husband okay
>>40670904I could talk about the wrath of God Iโve never really delved into the wrath of God
>>40670947droppin em off soon?
i can look fooled for you guys
Peter pumpkinhead came to town
Spreading wisdom and cash around
Fed the starving and housed the poor
Showed the vatican what gold's for
But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hooray for peter pumpkin
Who'll pray for peter pumpkinhead?
Peter pumpkinhead brought to shame
Governments who would slur his name
Lusts and sex scandals failed outright
Peter merely said, "any kind of love is all right"
But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hooray for peter pumpkin
Who'll pray for peter pumpkinhead?
Peter pumpkinhead was too good
Had him nailed to a chunk of wood
He died grinning on live tv
Hanging there he looked a lot like you, and an awful lot like me!
But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hooray for peter pumpkin
Who'll pray for peter pumpkinhead?
Hooray for peter pumpkin
Who'll pray for peter pumpkin?
Hooray for peter pumpkinhead
Oh my, oh my, don't it make you want to cry, oh
>>40670968Splish splash, drop em off at the bath
ill give you that 1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xQcBXqHBcZM
Gallegher good or bad?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ErGt3Oy32G4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mtbhQUu50zc
when does ryoshi and eggman coming back?
Angel on the streets demon in the posts
Jk
>>40671248Now that's an important question
>>40671248https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Glq0B2TaPo
I'm not blessing your marriage lol nor your season
You do not tell what God to do
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B69ciKJOcOo
GI Joe comin back ?
>>40671625https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSco9OsB_Hc
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/T5lJY4PrE7U
anglerfish thing had me sweatin NGL
ah shit...better get started on my cardio
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CEWjYfrMG_g
we gonna get a game together?
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/amateur-baseball-player-makes-seemingly-ingenious-play-avoid-potential-double-play