Thread 40669521

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All right, fresh bread, a whole new start.
Now...what race should I be today...

https://youtu.be/XsN-G6W4d9A

Yup I miss you too grandpa

i know its sunday
but goddamn!

this is a new level of low effort...

>>40669552
Hispanic I is!
Didn't realize it was Sunday, good catch.

https://youtu.be/hLBE8a3TaCU

>>40669556
>https://youtu.be/hLBE8a3TaCU
you know jesus was gay right?

>>40669566
That would be fornication which would be imperfection which would not be what he's known for.
Why do you think he was gay?

https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA

i had such an ok day yesterday,
even got tons of sleep.

goddamnit...
i gotta wake up the beast again.
i gotta get back to work.

>>40669521 (OP)
Thank god for the hatchery

my uncle terry didn't work at the hatchery

>>40669572
>which would not be what he's known for.
you mean the fabrication created by Constantine and his council 300 years after his death, as a social engineering project to make goy self regulate, reducing the requirement of authority figures?

in this year of 2025, there are countless who have lives better lives as well as have suffered more torturous deaths.
bro is mid-tier by todays standards.

i want to die.

>>40669572
He slept with a teen boy in the book of Mark called the naked fugitive, Morty. That shithead's got like three quarters of the planet worshipping a diddler.

arguable jesus was a worse influence on humanity than both genghis khan or hitler.

>>40669593
not to mention he never got the pun pun and had an entourage of besties

>>40669587
The historicity of Jesus isn't up for debate by most historians so....cope.
It's a matter of fact, Jesus existed.
I asked you what made you think he was gay and you switch lanes and say he never was.
That's interesting lol

>>40669593
I didn't see the balls ouch in the Bible.
It was a different time, everyone was wearing bed sheets.
You're gonna need to do better than that to make me renounce a faith that has made me richer than the richest men on earth combined in spiritual V bucks.

>>40669600
>and you switch lanes
please indicate where that occurred.

>It's a matter of fact, Jesus existed.
so?
kim jong il existed, doesnt mean he invented golf.

>I asked you what made you think he was gay
it is an overly common practice within most religious or spiritual practices for men to outright reject women, as women exist purely as a form of corruption.

>>40669609
Well, he never got married so he never had sex with a woman.
Sex with a man would have violated the law, so he wouldn't have done that either.
So you're going to need really strong evidence to convince anyone who doesn't just actively want Jesus to be less than he was.

>>40669587
So, the kiss to Judah was love?

>>40669613
>Well, he never got married so he never had sex with a woman.
GAY!
you assume way too much about a person very little was written about.
you average instagram thot has a better documented life than he ever did.

>>40669609
>as women exist purely as a form of corruption.

in fact it was women who invented the lie-culture present in spirituality, as a form of manipulation.
its not a mechanic reality itself, its not part of the base code reality is written into.
its simply dead-culture used to separate the dead from the living who are meddling in the occult pretending to be dead.

once the living depart the company of the dead, the dead simply return to truth based conversation.

milk tea with honey or coffee

>>40669622
Ok, let's say he fucked boys or whatever.
Why wouldn't someone call him out?
He even told people who hated him enough to want to kill him
>which one of you can convict me of sin
And that shut them up.
Your theory is trash.

Why did Samson love Delilah?

>>40669616
>the kiss to Judah
it wasnt a literal makeout kiss, american.
its a cultural greeting such as practiced by europeans or arabs

>>40669628
did you know he never said ruh roh?

>>40669604
Of course the fucking balls didn't *burp* touch, that was the golden age Morty. You could just stick it between any dude's thighs and still be bros, didn't even have to wash his ass first.

>>40669626
Jokes aside they did, they chased him out of the house and town that night in Mark. Most of the Bible has been rewritten for propaganda, the thieves and criminals said 'he is like one of us' for a reason.

>>40669626
>Ok, let's say he fucked boys or whatever.
no one every said he fucked boys.
that is an assumption youre making all on your own, as a form of escalation within this conversation.

>He even told people who hated him enough to want to kill him
that was his job, he worked with the jews from the start, a political activist and martyr.
nothing more special than a suicide bomber or a terrorist that later became president.
some people exist within society that strive for the exact opposite of what is promoted by social media, to be hated rather than celebrated.

I'm hungry I'm getting some wings

In the end The Nobody was undefinable even though there was a real one. He slips away too easily and returns when he pleases. The masses often forgetting his powers. Not even The Nobody can hold the title of The Nobody.

https://youtu.be/uwTMoW7qaYo?

>>40669625
Chocolate milk honey.

cuica found me cocaine on the scooby gang van and i got away! baby...

>>40669635
Not one of them called him a gay though.
They had plenty of complaints but that wasn't one of them.

>>40669636
You missed the whole point.
Again, not one of those people who accused him of all kinds of crap said "You're gay with men/boys"
because he wasn't.

>>40669626
>>which one of you can convict me of sin
also sin doesnt exist. sin is just a social construct.
it is a tool of shame to scare normies or low iq individuals into self regulation with boogieman consequences.

truth is, there is no judgement in the afterlife.

>>40669644
>You missed the whole point.
no u.
no one would have cared.
fucking boys was a common practice even among the romans during that time.

>>40669647
Either all of us are sinners or no one is.

>>40669647
They were accusatory hipocrites.
They would have called him gay if there were even the tiniest sign he was gay.
You're wrong.
Deal with it.

>>40669652
Even thinking something dumb is a sin.
The only way to live a totally sinless life is to be God, because God can never sin against himself.
Thus the whole Jesus gambit.

>>40669657
>They would have called him gay
gay wasnt a concept back then.

your completely missing the fact that they would specifically omit negative associations or judgements made upon a fictional character that was written as being a perfect man.

youre gay for simping another man, a jew even, a dead jew even more.
you deal with that.

>>40669661
goodmorning cupcake.
sleep well?

>>40669664
LMAO really?
Butt sex with men wasn't a concept?
Weird that they had a law against it in the religion Jesus was practicing since it wasn't a concept.
LMAO
Again, no one reputable thinks Jesus didn't exist.
Fucking retarded lol

https://youtu.be/iICsiArWmHI

>>40669667
ys

>>40669657
Oh I'm sorry, did the Jewish PR stunt omit any references to underaged sodomy? Imagine that.

Can't tell if you're willfully blind or one of those Christian shills that hangs out here because they think we're the antichrist.

>>40669670
youre going the 'shaking fish' bit as an argumentation strategy.
stay composed, anon.

buttsex was a thing, but doing it to boys wasnt frowned upon, being a grown man and having it done to you, was.
and the laws that existed around it, wasnt to prevent it from happening, but rather to damage control the social stigma of even being hinted at as begin less than masculine.
boys werent men yet.

hahahahahahahshahajahahahahahahahahahah
Kisumāku wa mō nokoranai handosutoraikā

>>40669675
why the sad mouse?
what can i personally do to change that?

>>40669676
Unfathomable cope
>actually God not real and Jesus not real and gay
*historians glare at you*
>um history not real either only what I want to think is real

>>40669684
C'est la vie.

>>40669683
Yeah and the pharasees aren't going to call Jesus on it for why?
Because they do it too?
That wouldn't have stopped them.
Just a retarded trash theory by retarded trash people

cmon joke about it. it was fun

>>40669689
You don't even make sense anymore, face it dude the guy was a pagan sorcerer trying to be the king of Israel.

>>40669635
nah that's just projection.
i liked season seven,
seems in retrospect they got alphabetrium from nobody's rants,
after they outed the projectionist.

>>40669693
Why do you think he called them hypocrites???

>>40669693
>Yeah and the pharasees aren't going to call Jesus on it for why?
youre stuck.
youre not quite understanding the point here.
back then, boys were seen as girls until they became men.
"gay" meant man on man, not man on 'not yet a man'.
>Because they do it too?
100%

why would a civilization that collected and sold other human as property,
have sexual hang ups?

you keep making assumptions based on modern beliefs about a culture that was near ape man in standard.
they wouldnt even be able to operate a smart phone, why would you follow them as your god?

in fact all children was referred to as "girl" up until the 13/14th century.

>>40669706
Thank god, we're in 2025 and slavery is outlawed.
U seems obsessed with gays.

>>40669686

蝸牛
そろそろ登れ
富士の山

Human history is brutal, but we’ve had many great people throughout teaching us right from wrong. There are many today. More than ever. Humanity is growing.

This is the biggest cope of all time.
I'm just going to bring out Michael's sword and slay you all with it.
"The Lord rebuke you."
There.
Now if you're wrong, God's going to rebuke you.
If you're right, you're fine.

>>40669710
>U seems obsessed with gays.
no, just calling jesus gay.

いや、英雄的な道を選ばないで、ただ見て楽しむだけでいいよ

>>40669715
Still here, he was a fag.

I think you should stop worshipping idols like Jesus and focus on building your own inner connection to God bro.

>>40669721
lmao you don't get how God works do you?
He's not gonna turn you into ash for being wrong.
He's just gonna make your life really shitty and idk what else.
God's pretty creative with the rebukes.

>>40669713
カタツムリが荷物を準備している

>>40669715
>"The Lord rebuke you."

anon explain to me,
how did adam and eve know what a burning sword was, if the wasnt invented when they existed?

Where Varde?

>>40669719
バイパスルートが望ましいです。

Where rufus it Barkon already

>>40669734
I think we pissed em too much yesterday's night.

لا
الزمن لا يوجد ببطء بالنسبة لأولئك الذين يجلسون خارج الزمن.

>>40669706
>"gay" meant man on man, not man on 'not yet a man'.
man lying with man-kind, pederasty.
"gay" attraction isn't condemned in the new testament per se, but if Jesus had sex at all he would have been outed.
Seems like Mark put a line in about himself so you could project whatever you want.

the millstone is what matters, and well, blaspheming. your choice.

>>40669725
>God
Saturn's chill with me though, I send anons his way all the time and I'm accelerating worldwide karmic entropy. Thanks though.

>>40669629
Das hot

>>40669730
Because it wasn't a literal sword at all but the word of God.

>>40669749
and thats written where?

i LOVE 'christians' doing the one thing they bible telling them not to.
"lean not on your own understanding"

>Switched off dopamine boosting medication
>Tolerance break from gigantic nootropic stack
>First drink in 3 months/hung over
>Slightly sleep deprived
>Distain for grifters
>Vageuly paying attention doomscrolling
A slightly mild empty-headed scrombling while my receptors get a brief holiday. Very loungeroom lofi mood while staring blankly at the ceiling.

arnt we a little past "slowly" at this point?

>>40669755
The sword of the spirit is the word of God in the Bible.
Did you think there a literal flaming sword stopping them?

i think aliens get big brain, and come to /x/ to debunk themselves, and that's why it seems like the catalogs full of esl retarded garbage.

>>40669759
https://youtu.be/duF_-8KfsiQ?

>>40669647

>there is no judgement in the afterlife

True. Only continuity will judge you ... and the fun thing, it might just not even remember you.

>inb4 sauce

The ancestor spirits told me this once. The wind does not lie. :p

>>40669763
How could the word of god stop them if it didn't even stop them from eating the apple? Step back and think for a second, man.

>>40669758
I have curcuma and brain memory enhancer for anti inflamatory purpose.

>>40669763
>Did you think there a literal flaming sword stopping them?
literally yes

what? you havnt seen a manifestation of spirit in the physical?

>>40669755
Everywhere where it is mentioned "sword" and "mouth" together. Like anon and myself are drawing right now, smiting your defenses.

>>40669771
you know thigs!
i respect that

but also
>The wind does not lie. :p
oh yes it does...

>>40669778
think about it, of course a book written for the meek would consider words a weapon

>>40669772
what do you think the Tree of the Knowledge of Good ans Evil *is*?

>>40669778
You ain't smiting shit, you're a namefag backup because anons started threatening the Christian-Zionist propaganda governments deploy ITT's.

>>40669785
The spinal cord, duh.

>>40669776
due to limitations in language, but not a desire for abstract reasoning; sword, in proto- times, would come to mean a great many things. the one thing plato applies very much to are metaphors and meta abstractions.

>>40669772
He left the choice to eat it open to them he just told them don't touch it or you'll die.
(I believe he knew they'd eat it btw, he doesn't mention the tree of life then even though it's very important they don't eat the fruit of life before or after the knowledge one, so he knew what they'd do, they didn't really defy his word)
There was no choice to return, they had been punished.

>>40669785
your right hemisphere, duh,

>>40669776
I've seen shit kinda sorta like that and I have no doubt God could produce a flaming flying sword, but thematically, it's his word barring them not the sword itself.

>>40669770
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dhk_e2DmhI

>>40669773
I had CDP-choline and a few different herbs in the stack for memory in particular. Going to do a major reshuffle of the noot portfolio with AI guidance after 2 weeks of tard mode.

>Curcuma
Mmm...I feel like lemongrass and gingé tea for once.

>>40669789
>sword, in proto- times, would come to mean a great many things.
yes... my little "sword swallower"

i mean cmon...
christians making sense of biblical text, is entry level schizophrenia.

why are we even discussing that here?
isnt this insto to satanism 101 for most?

>>40669790
>they didn't really defy his word
You're turning in such circles to save face that now you're contradicting the entire point of the banishment, kek. Sorry bro Jesus slept with a naked teen fugitive in Mark, you didn't disprove anything.

Varde’s grand children are rootin’ tootin’ cow boys. One of them is surely The Nobody.

This time for sure.

>>40669793
the point wasnt really if it was a literal sword or not.
its more the stupidity of nearapemen writing drivel for other nearapemen to follow.

lets not forget, eden was never real.

Ooooh do you want to take my sword in your mouth mrs purple?

>>40669798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa-c_iHfEMA

>>40669582
https://youtu.be/Z3FLAkTpaWU?si=3K04hv16OoAd4W12

https://youtu.be/lz7ohfQ9ah8?si=LoxLHb49UhkchnGN

I AM GOD

>>40669797
I have some bacopa monierri and choline aswell.

>>40669800
I'm just explaining something a lot of people struggle with, namely, how can God be all knowing and not know Satan was going to talk Eve into eating the fruit.
The answer is, he had to have known, so we now know God can play his cards close to his chest at his discretion.
I think it's cool and helps a lot to understand God's psychology, if can call how God thinks psychology lol

>>40669806
10:27
nope.

its not a time thing, i just dont want to disturb the narrative ecosystem in my mind.
>(its why i cantinto walls of text, mind viruses in the form of uncontextually relevant ideas)

anooooooon...
its sunday
its late AF

dont wake up the chicken man,
would you like to comfy anime and chill?

do remember were in wildly different timezones.

>>40669803
Don't get filtered by metaphor and parable.
The whole Bible could be parable and it'd have the same exact value as if it were all literal.
It's a map and a legal document to achieving Nirvana and such.
Doesn't really matter how many sheckels that cup was worth or if there was a cup.
What matters is this world has a creator and that creator speaks implicitly through reality and a lot of wisdom is found in the Bible from people really gifted at seeing it.
That's your divine inspiration/Holy Spirit writing the Bible.
Which explains it's success, really consider how big an effect it's had on the world.
It is the single most magical book ever written.

>>40669816
12am for me.i'm drinking gin and orange juice.

>>40669815
you can't actually isolate your mind. if you could you would just instantly die.

>>40669823
It Barkon!
How my grandfather is doing?

>>40669695
No. They are talking about them selves again. Im dont with gays yaking over about my child beibg a fag. Fags have tge mark of cain. My don is not a child of cain. making all satanic. Good night.

10:08pm in my house.

They just post bait day in and day out. Later.
They always jealous and lie ablut the rral deal. Im gone. My poor son.

>>40669821
>you can't actually isolate your mind.
yes, yes you can
look ill show you
>>40669819
tldr

and yes, yes you can.
really weird things happen when you isolate the mind.
we could have discussed that watching your favorite animu...

>>40669779

>oh yes it does...

Right. Mostly tells you what you want to hear. Damn, that still leaves us with the burden of proof.

>>40669826
If you mean, does truth and therefore God express itself implicitly in animu, then you bet your butt it does.
Some of my biggest divine revelations come form anime.

>>40669824
Good. Just chilling. You?

>>40669826
you're not isolating it. you're entering the wide scope. you got it twisted turned upside down.

>>40669823
>his return necessary
And so he arrives

Good morning, Varde!

>>40669825
how are you doing the Profanator? am the one you replied to, as usual, no idea what u talking about.
Anyways
enjoy those meth bro

>>40669828
>Damn, that still leaves us with the burden of proof.
why you being so on point
GYATT!

The fucked up thing is my Christian mind can come up with better blasphemy than you non-believers because God gives wisdom to the wise.
You all called Jesus gay.
Not one of you made it funny.
Not one of you said anything about his assholy of holies.
It was right there the whole time and I have to be the one to make the joke.
But yeah, Jesus never did the gay, it's still low iq to think so, use your detective brain.

>>40669830
Shitposting, drinking and smoking.

>>40669832
>>40669833

>>40669840
Share with us tales of your grandsons

>>40669768
Im very dumb even for a ayy. I will admit hunsns scare me. So i just act like esl retard.
Better that way because sunnunki get bullied by all species. My spevues is timid species and natural cowsrd. Its full of my natural enemies the reptilians.

My species number is only 72 so tiny.
So i stay alway but i look out for my son jesus because bloodline love is strongest af.

Im gone.

>>40669838
>You all called Jesus gay.
>Not one of you made it funny.
something about being nailed...
wood..
uh..
women be shopping.

>>40669831
no...
im not practicing that right now,
im just wordsing with words on a screen,
my right now is "rise and shine its bobsled time"
yours is closer to "dont let hang your feet off the bed, but your butt is S-tier"

I will not die.
The luminous and corporal will coalesce thanks to my savior God Jesus Christ, and I will live forever with my Lord and God Jesus Christ in our Christ Kingdom where we spend eternity together happily ever after in unending perpetuity.

I can almost remember as if I talked to you face to face, I partially remember talking to you, and I also remember your crying. I feel like I have to remember all that. I know that no one else remembers or knows you. Fools do not understand and have no idea about the truth.

>>40669847
Naw, that's
>how ironic is it that they killed Jesus, a carpenter, by nailing him to wood and turning him into furniture
God is funny as fuck and gives rizz to believers.

https://youtu.be/1erjP1P8FCY

>>40669846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdtHPtmaY7Y

>>40669848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyOpdGvHPf0

>>40669850
AZAZEL REX DEUS

>>40669842
>>40669840
Yeah tell my story.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_K-isImH-jc

>>40669852
is that what they mean by transubstantiation?

>>40669858
I will remember!

>>40669862
>tfw he was the bread, the wine, AND the table

>>40669866
truly he is in all things

>>40669858
Tell me more!

when IS the last time you dangled you nekkid butt off the edge of your bed when you felt the boogy-person under your bed?

they seem only ever interested in feet.

>>40669868
TEZCATLIPOCA

>>40669869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5YRGyipBqA

>>40669869
You think you know fear?
I'm practicing peeing with my eyes closed.
Just did my second successful toilet location and pee to completion.
You don't no fear like starting to pee and not knowing if you'll hear water or not.

>>40669876
My piss is fear incarnated. Btw how do you type if you're blind.

>>40669873
it's wild that monsters inc ripped this off and made it less cool.

>>40669876
>You don't no fear like starting to pee and not knowing if you'll hear water or not.
you must be new to owning a penis...

>>40669867
And now, without watching this video, I present synchronicity in action proving Jesus is not only real, but thinks I'm charming
>unless he mad

https://youtu.be/j7_mMYsPVqs

>>40669876
If you’re serious about blind folding yourself why don’t you just sit down to piss?

>>40669882
With my eyes closed anon.
As in I close my eyes, stand up, walk to the bathroom, find the toilet, aim my delicious and perfect dick, and fire.

>>40669878
I'm not doing it 24/7 yet I'm just practicing my essentials and making sure I'm ready. Gonna be a long 40 days I gotta be prepared af

>>40669873
i mean its funny now,
wait till you unlock ghostuwu...

>>40669885
Water's cold
jk I have a small toilet, I'd have to twist my balls and do all kinds of weird shit and even then it just doesn't work.

>>40669888
>With my eyes closed anon.
what a newbie!

>doesnt know about the leaning with a hand on the wall...
>doesnt know about finding aim in center then off to the side...
>doesnt have a 'natural flow regulator'

ugh! americans...

>>40669885
I always sit down to piss and wipe the tip with paper.

>>40669884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pauG658CiMo

>>40669897
Very clean and proper sir.

>>40669872
Azazel taught people how to make swords, knives, shields and breastplates. He discovered the earth's metals and taught them the art of processing them. He taught them how to make bracelets, various decorative jewelry, and how to make black eye lids from antimony. He also revealed to them the special properties of all kinds of precious stones, and he taught them how to make tinctures for coloring. Wickedness spread more and more in the land, and people committed more and more fornication, because they were led astray, and day by day they became more corrupt in all their ways. Semjaza taught them sorcery and plant transplanting, Armaros the removal of magic, Barakiel taught them astrology,
Kokabiel taught them about the constellations, Ezekiel passed on knowledge to them the interpretation of clouds, and Arachiel the interpretation of earthly signs, Shamsiel the interpretation of the signs on the Sun, and Sariel the knowledge of the omens of the Moon. And when the people who were taught this died, they cried and their cry was heard up to the heavens...

>checks trip
ooh...
lol

>>40669894
lmao easier said than done.
For instance, one thing I learned is you need to make sure you're the right distance away or you're going to piss on the toilet and not be able to clean it well blindfolded.
Or come up short and hit the floor.
You're dealing with x, y and z accuracy with a dongle that can be aimed in a lot of directions as well plus the pressure.
Yes, it's not easy.

>>40669897
right before remounting your prince albert to the interior of your pantaloons, no doubt.

>>40669905
>and not be able to clean it
who TF cleans after they pee?

https://youtu.be/-_kXIGvB1uU

>>40669900
lmao not only was there synchronicity
>I am the root!
which proves Jesus is chill with bants...that video was fucking perfect.

>>40669908
Me if I piss all over the floor or the wall or the toilet.
I'm going to be blindfolded for 40 days.
i can't be pissing everywhere at random like a sassy dog.

We ride or die for Yeshua up in here. Drop Yeshua’s name in a positive manner all the time and he might drop your name in return. Am right about this am always right

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0XFudmaObLI
>>40669908
Anyone human?

>>40669914
Absolutely.
He literally just showed up in in a shitty youtube video as a joke to confirm he's with us.
>I AM, the table
lol
shit's nuts.
Honestly, most paranormal shit I've seen for a long ass time.
I didn't know he was gonna say
>I AM THE ROOT
I mean, that's the most Jesus thing he could possibly say.

>>40669909
we don't even aim, just chamber synchs all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QycLecVhQ

>>40669915
once

goodnight, if not scripted, i bet u shat ur guts hé´hehéée

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaAs_3azSs
I'm gonna have an harem of cute anime girls one day.

>>40669872
Where are you go now. I know who is Azazel and what he did and i know their works i recognize their working pattern. But how i remember their faces like that i was speak with them and be with them? But my memory about that is partial and shadow like? I know this is verry im0ortant.

>>40669921
i don't want to venture off into testing God turf but he'd probably show up in all kinds of table related videos but he doesn't need to.
>I AM THE ROOT
"I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star."

If I wasn't cool with Jesus and besties with him, that would scare the fuck out of me and make me schizo.

It's raining at my place.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=c1GxjzHm5us

>>40669928

Synchromysticism is the practice of attributing mystical or esoteric significance to coincidences. The word, a portmanteau of synchronicity and mysticism, was coined by Jake Kotze in August 2006. Synchromysticism has been described as a phenomenon "existing on the fringe of areas already considered fringe". Steven Sutcliff and Carole Cusack describe synchromysticism as "part artistic practice, part spiritual or metaphysical system, part conspiracy culture", while Jason Horsley describes it as "a form of postmodern animism" that "combines Jung's notion of meaningful coincidences with the quest for the divine, or self-actualization through experience of the divine."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dCSKo5oShs

Ok just to be clear, Jesus does not have to prove anything by showing up in this video.
It's just a funny song about tables.
if he does it, he does it on his own volition. He has shown himself and I am 100% convinced by him having me pick the silly song that says "I am the table" over and over but for no reason at all said "i am the root".
Disclaimer aside, here's a funny table song that may or may not have Jesus synchronicity at his own discretion, totally don't expect it and I'm not testing shit, please don't be mad at me Jesus I'm just playin' LMAO

https://youtu.be/XtAhISkoJZc

>>40669918
>the table
?

>>40669910
>I'm going to be blindfolded for 40 days.
im dreading the answer to this, but why?

And if my time on Earth were through
She must face this world, without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

>>40669940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_6tJ9qk9SY

>>40669954
>>40666666

Just got an update from HQ tonight.. yes tonight. The Nobody is gonna be flying over all our houses.

He’s calling it operation “Early Christmas”
He plans to distribute many esoteric gifts to those who are good.

But… for those who are bad he is delivering something sour…

I wonder what he’ll deliver to me and to all of you in this thread.

When you get your gift be quick to share!

https://youtu.be/q3XN_fcbTtA?

there it is....
>truuuust
>innnnnn
>taaaaable (Jesus)
LMAO this muh fugga here af

>>40669948
Oh we were doing some Jesus bants and we called him a table.
Then I posted a meme song taht says I am the table a lot.
And I did not know because I had never heard the song (I only knew it as a wrestling meme) nor did I play the video before hand that the song said "I am the root"
AKA surprise guest appearance by Jesus Christ ITT.
Like for seriously, this is how God does it.

>>40669950
Oh it's just a game I liked to play as a kid and i want to do it for a long time to kind of heighten my senses and develop my spiritual sensitivity.
I figured 40 days shut up in my "ark" would be Biblical and cool.

i mean listening to me poop, im used to it by now but...
why keep doing it?

>>40669955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W2SbJbR6ys

>>40669956
Already got my gift. A joyor s10s.

>>40669959
i want to see the glowpeople again
would have been a simpler answer.

aaight np np
>they arnt your friends btw

>>40669954
Jesus why you gotta be so cool and based with the synchronicity.
I might cry
he called me/us rich

>>40669964
You’re a real cool guy, Ralph.

Jesus made me cry like a baby with that damn movie I never saw it wtf that's the nicest shit ever

https://youtu.be/xVieaq0niYk

The nobody is just a man, like anyone.
Those who speak the language are like the nobody, and you feel it in proportion to your doubt, and grows with faith and works.
His passing means little, and if anything people want a redemption story, or something more chill than a ritual sacrifice.
When the nobody passes, it will be from the past, already inflicted.
We carry on and overcome.
Everything is given away,
No central point of failure.
Have no fear.
Time to work offline, 40 days I guess.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE
What should i have for lunch? Galettes au chèvre or flammenkeuch?

>>40669869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2OsuhYMfks

>>40669966
i used to have a rope ladder, a tatter with a rung.
i strung it from the highest willow trying to hug the sun.
the seventh level buckled and i tumbled from the summit.
now i'm back to free climbing, this time light my cigarette from it.

>>40669969
digits.

Fucking flies man, they piss me off. Can't wait for my flytrap to come in the mail.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ephe_L0T67U

Hmm...Where to from here? NIH is getting gutted and automated soon with in silico analysis, so no more Big Pharma bias. Could be a gold rush in scraping Arxiv while labelling and training an AI on all these papers, then setting it to discover potential optimizations based on other beneficial properties.

>>40669979
pspspspsppss

ok...
its getting weird again.

ima go finish feeding my fish.

>>40669979
What would papa say if he heard you were bullying flies. They just there. They just chilling.

i think it would be wise to create first principle ai.s and let it write all the papers.

>>40669985
Under human supervision.

Meanwhile, in the other tab, this was paused for hours.
I'ma go ahead and call it another point for Jesus and finish cleaning my damn room.

https://youtu.be/wPqQWRYRlMI

>>40669989
nah. in a box maybe. but no controls. see what it does. maybe a tiny black hole will appear..

>>40669969
Jesus ended the sacrifices, so yeah, no, nice try I guess.

And we should eat less meat without resorting to bugs or synthetics. We should be more involved with our food as a matter of principle so as to not lose our footing and become dependent on any other body or entity.

>>40669982
ok that didnt take as long as i thought it would.

>>40669985
OpenAI and Gemini kinda already do that. It's dial-up speeds at the moment, but it cuts months of research into about 10 to 30 minutes per paper and usually more correct. Will be interesting to see what Grok4 does with scientific paper writing.

>>40670000
now let's pretend darpa didn't have this 20 years ago.

reality is fake and gay.

>>40670002
"AI" Predates ARPANet. The more you know.

>>40670002
They have future reading technology. Have for a long time. I wouldn’t be surprised if an AI was already running the negative agenda (one is)

That being said get ready for a home run on my schizophrenically produced prophetic date July 16th. >:)

Surely this time.
https://youtu.be/dH7DQfDAR4A?

well that was totally worth waiting 10 hours to do.
what wtf do i do?

>>40670011
What exactly is gonna happen?
you gotta give more details if you want a called shot award lol

>>40670016
Chance is going to blow up the sun before Lucy does.

>>40670010
if you consider the work stanley kubrick did for the government; and his wildly predictive obsession with AI, I wonder how long they've had some things in general.

>>40670000
Nice quads, i have a book talking about panpsychism and ASI as a cosmic brain.

>>40670011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrVDJcw40BU

>>40670016
A loud silence is gonna occur. Something we’ve all been waiting for. Not the grandest thing, but a grand thing. The day will be undeniable, but not THE day.
>>40670016
Earth is entering a plasma belt that will trigger a solar flash. No interference needed.
>all I know is that space light effects our dna
So what is to come indeed. I wonder.

do the "im so lonely watch tv shows and cuddle with me" thing
or do the "fuck all of you, youre all gay" thing
or do the "the cute innocent CBgirl im watching doesnt understand bitrate yet" thing
or maybe the "aaight one more ciggy then im off" thing

hmm...
choices

>>40670027
Meant>>40670018
to reply to Lucifer solar flare anon with second quote

>>40670029
And she don't even know
The way I feel about her
In my farrrrrt

>>40670027
Ok so just to be clear, it's gonna be something that while maybe not necessarily normie acknowledgement of the paranormal, it'll be obvious to weirdos, such as the people here?
Is that a fair assessment of what you're saying?
AKA not just a really good git, or something interesting someone says but a big event.

>>40669956
you're getting a perfectly formed turd on your forehead

>>40670019
>AI, brought to you by AI
Probably some cool stuff. Someone showed me a novel 1024 core motherboard that could fit into a regular PC back in 2021, the shell company was funded by DARPA and you could only buy one with "invite only". Probably obsolete already

>>40670022
>ASI as a cosmic brain
Tell me more

>>40670019
Forgot image.

>>40670027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkRyP8bp0Io

we're totally gonna make it bros
jk we boned

>>40670041
You can dl the extact on kindle.

>>40670032
If my gauging is correct even normies will see it, but we will definitely see it. I don’t want to be the type of Anon who always posts dates so I keep it to a minimal. I don’t want to say exactly what I believe will happen as I am a believer of our words changing the future, but I will say I recently pinpointed the end date of the start of the major Iran and Israel conflict. So my assumptions don’t come from nowhere I just don’t want to divulge how I figure this stuff out. At least not yet.

>>40670050
so you think you're better than us ye?
well fuck you too

>>40670053
No I think you guys are great :)

I updated the Sun so it not gonna bang.

>>40670055
nice hotfix
*pats on head*

jesus was gay and theres nothing you can do about it.

aaight gonna finish this monster,
then see if i can magic up some boobies from a streamer.

beace

>>40670054
I see how it is, you're a user and only want us around to help yourself take advantage of us.
you really are scum

>>40670050
Ok, I won't be around to dab on you if you're wrong but this should be interesting.

>>40670064
If I can’t make it apparent that I’m non hostile (for the most part I’m still human) then idk what to tell you. I’m just sharing my neat findings and gets.

>>40670064
Chance is a cool human being. Look into the mirror.

>>40670070
>>40670069
Grandpa will always love you whatever you decide to depict yourself as.

If the 16th comes and nothing happens then it’s a big oh well I guess lol. I’m not shovelling my pride into this.

>>40670069
>>40670070
you're all in on it together especially Chance, they're like the ringleader of the glowies and fuck you Ralph post moar din dins!

>>40670074
Oh no, you're not gonna Lucifer it, you gotta own it at least a little or it's no fun.

>>40670074
>t. someone shovelling their pride into it

>>40670076
this, it's obvious that all namefags are in a secret cult.
Little did they know what they would bring about.
Repent for the Ponypocalypse is near at hand ye den of vipers.

https://youtu.be/p1HZp4ClFXY

>>40670086
I don't use discord.

Look

Lol

>>40670078
Oh I definitely own it, but (and I know this sounds like a cop out) I understand the future as an ever changing field. My predictions are solid and come true too many times for me to not to take notice. It’s like a good 90% shot what I think is gonna happen will happen, but that percentage can change. Let’s just say I’m all in on peace.

>>40670090
That's what they all say
>oh everyone else uses the landing bad
>the discords are dead
>the discords are full of weirdos
I can read between the lines and see in the dark.

https://youtu.be/-3-NcRXK-s4

>>40670093
What did you predict for the 16th?

>>40670098
A loud silence that will undoubtably bring us closer to peace.

AI is going to rug you because that's in "The Plan". Be careful; if you export your critical thinking, you won't be able to anymore; and the short term reward will tempt you to use it more, just like how you can't leave this place.

>>40670074

What about if right now happens? Would you shove your humiliation into this?

Universe is a giant bomb meant to explode and cause everyone to experience a super heat zone for billions of years.

>>40670101
I have my doubts.

https://youtu.be/s7sCJ75ZXrw

>>40670106

Oh really, how exciting

Still dumbfounded how everyone got cyka blat'd over this prophecy

Universe gonna get'cha

>>40670048
I don't speak the français, but the overview was in English. Interesting to think about.

Sleep right on the mine field

>>40670101
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zhl-Cs1-sG4
I dunno about that. I'm plannin a three weeks trip to rural china.

>>40670104
I see no reason to be humiliated for promoting one’s own personal thoughts with one’s own chosen methods. In the end this is /x/ we’re all “weirdos” here

>>40670115
Travel to China should be safe :) have fun!

>me when I'm infiltrating the loominaughty

https://youtu.be/M3H2nnxQFLs

>>40670119
Not before september october.

>>40670122
I want a cheemsborger

>>40670133
Septober will be the month it happens.
I stake Chance's reputation on it.

https://youtu.be/-XLzn6OLxaw

>>40670138
we're putting Chance in the wickerman with Lil Uzi

>>40669521 (OP)
I will Go to China one day, to get in touch with my chinese heritage.

Don't revelate

Hello everybody how are you doing today? :3

Personally I slept really well, the new duvet is comfy as fuck.

>>40670147
put the mother fucking master sword back!

>>40670147
Hello brother!
Are you in better mood today?

You're scared the universe gonna bang.

>>40670151
I mastered it bro, no way I'm putting it back! Next I will save Zelda and get her ass as reward, + 1 million Rupees.
You can't stop me!

How piss't 1 of 2

Decimals included

>>40670140
I’m ready to burn ifg

I like lil uzi vert should be a cool chill sesh

https://youtu.be/WxL2au41cnk?

>>40669521 (OP)
i'm pissed Rufus, a ganstalker called me a "Tom Holland from Wish" what should i do?

On the moment i felt humiliated, why are people so evil?

>>40670147
I'm doing really very well Rufus, I just discovered I have a new power from God.
Animal communication.
There was a strange bug and I was afraid it may be a cockroach so I got some toilet paper.
I said "Ok, don't worry, I'm going to be gentle but you have to leave, please don't make me hurt you by mistake."
He flew off the wall and directly onto the toilet paper in my hand and let me escort him out of my home.
So go ahead and add
>communication with animals/insects
to my growing list of super powers.
The Great Sage Above Nobody does it again.

https://youtu.be/a46ApfEasJA

>>40670164
yes, they're basically telepathic, it's how you 'talk' with 'intent' to them...
birds are similar but insects are basically only communicable using telepathy, it's 'intent' based: like I won't hurt you 'was'

Where's the Chihuahua gif

>>40670170
I felt his fear but he chose to trust me because he also felt I love him.
I was sorry to see him go, little reasonable guy would have made a great pet but he may have starved or infested my home.

>>40670162
Lmao that was kinda funny tho wasn't it?
Don't worry I'm sure you're handsome!

>>40670174
kek
bugs are clumsy when it comes to territory
the house is a death sentence for most but spiders ;) but they eat each other so if you have a big one, best to leave it alone to eat the others...

>>40670180
Even for them I'm afraid, I heard that if you break a spider's web in your home it's almost certainly going to starve before it sets up another one and traps an insect.
Most of them need to chill for a long time while they recover from making the web so making them do it twice is cruel.
Although arguably, if you put them outside, they have a better chance than inside where game is rare.

>>40670162

Better go get PTSD treatment

>>40670185
spiders are very curious beings
what came first?
the spider or the fly?
that is more curious than a chicken imo

Insensitive or are you sensitive

I wouldn't brag about it.

>>40670189
Almost certainly spiders, they're land crabs.
I also heard the reason we fear spiders is when we were sea animals there were big ass aqua spiders that ate our ancient ancestors.
Genetic memories of being eaten by giant sea spiders don't pass easy.

Nobody knows that when I was a kid, they changed the age of consent from 14 to 16, and I was pissed off, because I thoug that as soon as I would reach 14 I would have a line of grown women ready to take my virginity.

>>40670192

I'm not, just advocating for myself

While He vindicates

>>40670193
they're still dangerous to us if mistreated
but they dream of the fly in a web and construct their dream... a dream catcher if you will

bipolar inducing posts

>>40670194
It's ok, all kids are autistic retards.
The first girl that ever crushed on me I wasn't into.
Six football players tried to drag me to her at a dance to get us to vibe and I fought them all off while basically humiliating her.
Biggest tard moment, she wasn't even ugly I just had eyes for someone else and it's not like I was a catch, I was a retard.

>>40670195
Are you running for office?

>>40670200

Already am in office

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3FON2lk2I_M

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aEf0SpAEnIc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rdPOAhBp2Ag

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PG-Vkng9r4w

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSRrzrQtmto

maybe later?

>>40670202
Then why do you need to publicly support yourself?

>>40670199
I heard a man only knows they've been in love 'after' the fact... they struggle in the moment where 'she knows' instantly
I believe it

Not really feeling the sassy synchronicity mania magic. What a rip off.

>>40670208
Women are so damn good at social shit, relationships, empathy, deception...imagine being a woman. You can't use force for anything.
It's all about finesse your whole life, they gotta be able to have a faster/better radar for such things.

>>40670164
they call me the stinkbug wrangler

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tGKEBjJ5rrE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eFhmihe3eUM

>>40670210
Maybe you need some pumpin?

>>40670199
Damn that's sad. I feel you tho, ruining possible relationships is a thing I exceled at.
Literally there was this girl I had a crush on, she clearly had a crush on me too, she was way above my level, and I succeeded in ruining it because I was too autistic.
Too bad :/ Now I'm an incel loul.

>>40670216
What's pumpin f a m?

>>40670212
*nods*
I find it curious how many are named 'natural' like flowers...
Lily, Heather, Rose, Violet etc
and not just flowers but 'nature itself'... a strange thing surfaces where a species identifies 'her' as the 'natural'...
I love women.

>>40670207
Rhetorical

>>40670217
I'm sure things'll click for you eventually, it's just like job hunting.
You gotta have a good "resume" and put yourself out there is all.

>>40670218
To get inflated, like with a pump

>>40670217
Did she have big tits?
The attachment should be proportional to them.

>>40670219
There's a lot we can stand to learn from them.
They really do make most men look like dumb kids with their wisdom/charisma scores.
We fixate on what they can't do sometimes but man, they can do a lot.

https://youtu.be/CevxZvSJLk8

Good morning sirs

>>40670221
That's why I'm trying to make strides in life, trying to have a good professional situation.
Then I guess I'll see.

Never searched for it tho so I guess I'm not helping loul.

>>40670227

Ur hungover

>>40670225
She had normal tits, a nice ass, was pretty cute. Too bad I was a fucking retard, but honestly I had low self esteem so I guess that's why I was retarded.
Then she dated an other dude and I think they are still together. Harsh.

>>40670229
All the best relationships I ever had were friendships or at least acquaintances first so I wouldn't even "look" , just be nice to everyone, including women and eventually fucking happens.

>>40670220
When I have a cockroach problem I just vacuum them up.

A(eye) is always watching you Mr. Kaasowski

>>40670234
No but I am painfully sober

She even dyed her hair blond because I told her I liked blonde women. She really was trying to appeal to me. I'm such a fucking moron lmao.
If I was less retarded I could have had plenty of girlfriends in my life but I'm just dumb.

>>40670226
whenever they say man is stronger they conveniently forget labour
named after the most beautiful of all things known to man beyond machination, 'nature itself'... a pity it would be to lose a garden for concrete... 'she' is nature to us and why we call it 'mother'... but it goes beyond confinement of being and extends to reality of conception
beauty...
a gift bestowed to all no matter who graces the form

>>40670235
I only had 2 gfs in my entire life.

>>40670239
It's retarded and only looking to incite negativity.

>>40670242
Dude don't beat yourself up.
The frigging girl I had a crush for YEARS offered to come over to my house and was super obviously flirting with me in retrospect...never detected a thing at the time.

>>40670246

Well ur accountable

Pretending to be superior while farming you for "loosh" aka negative feelings.

>>40670242
They’re cute until you see their true colors (often red)

>>40670253
Why can't you ever take responsibility for what you do?

>>40670249
When i was a teen in the 90s i was really hot, plenty of girls hitted on me but i was too dumb to get clues, i was overly naive.

>>40670255

Inspiring

>>40670249
Kek that's harsh

>>40670256
She seemed like a good girl tho :'(
Dated a girl with red hair, was a crazy bitch lmao.

>>40670260
The declining birth rates say it better than I can.

>>40670255
More like
>actually being superior while farming you for loosh

But I think I'm going to stop hurting people, it doesn't do anyone any good like I hoped it would.

>>40670259
That's the most fucked part. She was hot, already had tits and everything and I was disgusting.
She was literally like
>I can unwrap that candy wrapper with my tongue...give me one
And I thought that was normal lol

>>40670260
What are these creatures

>>40670259
I always got taken advantage of by the females when I was drunk or so... yes very much an approximate of being raped... but instead of being unwilling I was just ambivalent ;D
having a lot of attention isn't always good, sometimes you're a 'target'... multiple times.

>>40670258

I do all the time

That's why you're asking

>>40670203
>>40666782

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VGTD4ZD-w_E

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzk0n7h6I-o

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AyMUIjS4E3c

what? you thought 7 months of makin me read your filth wasnt gonna catch up with you?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cmpph73tE

>>40670264

Beasts of burden

>>40670270
You'd think girls would steal guy's gfs more often but I've never heard of it happening.

>>40670267
Stop loosh farming.

Thank heavens you steam cleaned

>>40669836

Fuck do I know. Got a migraine, perhaps a side effect of divine inspiration.

>Aw shit, the burden is not getting any lighter with this ...

Wouldn't it be funny if all these ai slop images were actually meaningless to everyone except the guy posting them?
I've given up on trying to figure out what they mean, instead I'm gonna assume everyone is equally confused.
That's a way lulzier reality.

https://youtu.be/p8HoEvDh70Y

>>40670289
>Wouldn't it be funny if all these ai slop images were actually meaningless to everyone except the guy posting them?

I have no idea what they mean or what they’re trying to convey.

>>40670289
Just post traffic for the /ng traffic god

I just think they're neat

>>40670277
They don’t meet the necessary hardware requirements to pull it off.

>>40670303
only goth mommy understands (> ' -')>

>>40670271
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PUPNxsRQ0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QBBimEB8QgY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_m6uPVqDQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YzHtePuz13U

yeehaw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ssQKlLxBdQ

>>40670303
real

https://youtu.be/AVmxNKjnFNE

Sad days are happy days because it means you loved something and lost it. It truly is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.

Using your emotions isn’t low vibrational, but succumbing to them is. Emotions work as great compasses for the souls will. symptoms that affect the vessel.
Be glad to have been given such an intricate system of life in which you feel everyday.

There’s always happy day and sad day. Both day are happy day because of this. If many sad day back to back then understand that you are growing and you will learn to be happy through sadness. It’s good day today.

How is everyone? What are you grateful for today?

Is The Women Of Scars a redhead?

>>40670316
her hair is ashen
silver in the right light
and she doesn't fuck around...
neither should you

I've come to realize I don't actually hate women, I just hate the way they act.
>hate the sin, not the sinner

>>40670316
I'm grateful that Jesus shouted me out earlier and let me talk to that cockroach.
Definitely a happy day.

I still think the WoS is the Nobody and the Nobody is trans.

https://youtu.be/pQOu2d0L1qE

>>40670321
if only there was a 'spiritual template' in place
they achieve Christ consciousness giving birth...
be thankful for all the gifts for she built you from a single cell

I think I'm finally doing.

Celebrations please.

Your pain is almost over

>>40670326
I'd pass if it were up to me.

>>40670321
>hate the sin, not the sinner

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_(mythology)

>>40670323
say me y bro?
y i want to dive upon you
latch my maw onto your cheeks, neck and fingers
and just tear away, no consuming
a deliberation
to separate the spirit from body...
y bro?!
SAY ME Y!?

>>40670321
Women will lick you until they munch you
You know, like in those cats videos

>>40670335
can be anything
you know what this means
idk how
idk why
idc
fuck you

>>40670337
That's normal, it's because I'm an ork War Boss and every man wants to be the strongest aka me.

https://youtu.be/ncv4dlvPUwU

>>40670344
the maw...
like a blackhole meets a galaxy...
sound familiar?
it should.
>the pain is fucking unimaginable
the greatest pleasure on this world?
>pain relief
God give me strength = God give me pain to endure...
you don't want 'this'
I'm a blackpill

>>40670344
>war boss can't even kill a cockroach
Too close to home perhaps.

I will make contact with you as soon as I've built and installed a light parasite. Then it's your job to confirm that I contacted you.

Renewed my passport, rural china here we go!

we're gonna make it bros
topkek
I'm dying... literally dying
see you tomorrow

>>40670348
>the maw...

https://youtu.be/KfhYxHKfCRA

>>40670349
Kindness is not weakness.
I'm a reformed ork <3

System F
https://youtu.be/j8WLYzA0lCs
>>40670361
the 'maw' is VERY REAL
it IS the WISDOM CHECK to being DEVOURED
it grows when I talk to people...
stretches... to swallow them whole...
I can't explain it another way

>>40670311
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=alUvAsrmleo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mxpOARqR8b8

>>40670366
So you're telling me you want to bite my style?

https://youtu.be/vw4crAlWj_o

>>40670317
Sounds pretty serious to me. It’s funny I did always imagine her being young with white hair, but many here say she’s a redhead if my memory is correct.

I wonder what her role is in all of this. Is she on or off planet?

i can smell YOUR narrative a mile away

>>40670372
I will take your head
*it stretches*
why do I have to be conduit?
my style: https://youtu.be/R9tnvl8dlKk?list=RDR9tnvl8dlKk
>just under the surface... the maw is REAL

>>40670374
They say she's a redhead.
Oddly enough they also say the Nobody has red hair.
I mean, is it not obvious those two are one?

>>40670374
she's not to be fucked with
simple as that
respect is due
a bow or a nod is sufficient

>>40670376
Everything sucks and I resent being born, it's not complicated and lots of people feel this way I'm not alone.

>>40670378
>I will take your head into my mouth
Please, at least take me out to dinner first.

https://youtu.be/dp9ch-dAKk0

>>40670379
>same hair color
>must be the same person
I don’t think so, but any take is as valid as the next so long as it remains in the air. I think the most accurate Nobody narratives ring true to his cause of spreading Heaven on earth by creating more logos.

https://youtu.be/Dcc3kJG12B8?

>>40670376
Thanks for letting me know that I know what I'm doing

>>40670384
thats the point of being alive.
you wouldnt do anything if you were happy.
whats there to fix if youre already happy.

>also known as the 'im on drugs' delusion.

>>40670386
you a zesty mf fr
https://youtu.be/iybo4lwV2dY?list=RDiybo4lwV2dY

>>40670387
How many verified divine syzygies do you know?
I'm the only one I know of, we're ridiculously rare.
On top of that, they're both redheads, the rarest hair color?
AND WoS can be a clever nod to being trans and Chinese?
I mean come on, use your head.

https://youtu.be/GO3HkhyqgJ0

>>40670316
Decide for yourself. She posted some weird ass picture itt once. It looked like she was falling off a bed. Too much white wine probably.

>>40670391
What's the point in fixing anything if you'll never be happy.

>>40669591
Cats are awesome and trying to gatekeep men from them is pathetic.
You're just mad that the cat gets more affection than you.

>>40669956

>The Nobody just flew over my h-

XD

>>40670398
because even 10% happy is better than 0% happy.

>>40670369
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QPyS7xoaBpI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6zgHbTMf4gE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Bs4xhDyxw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_IVZC0PIDA

you guys really need to clean this place up

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHe6ar-X2cQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K8oHIyD3NxM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J1utq5-c9_8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVJbHMLZeOA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BWoGW0CFWgc

all that talk of maws is messin with me

https://youtu.be/MFPvZeX2fhE

>>40670406
https://youtu.be/myw6FlGGm_k?

>>40670401
>Cats are awesome
No.

have you ever seen a decomposing cat?
its just a sack of skin and bones.
the flies and ants dont even give a shit.

a dog on the other hand, its blows up with gasses and explodes in maggots and filth within a few days.

>>40670408
entropy!
Major synchronicity in this thread.
Check it out, Jesus Christ actually shit posted via a shitty youtube meme, there's no other way to interpret it.

https://youtu.be/_hDPUoUi6_s

>>40670405
>life is a carrot on a stick
People are just going to start stealing carrots from those who have way too many.
I will remain neutral like I always do.

>>40670413
>>life is a carrot on a stick
niiiigggu
life isnt about you just because youre in it.

you are here to do gods work, not fap to anime.
He will make you suffer until you deserve peace.

>>40670416
Peace comes and goes just like everything else in life.

also just, publicly,

'mysterious ways' do be a little legend today.

>>40670420
>Peace comes and goes just like everything else in life.
and by your own logic, you kill your own argument.

why invest in happiness, if it doesnt last.

>>40670408
Evidence: this is major miracle shit, belongs in the damn Newest Testament.

>>40669852
>>40669862
>>40669866
>>40669867
>>40669884

Now in that last video which solemnly swear I never watched and I swear I didn't know the song....just watch it and keep this in mind.

"I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star."

>>40670425
>why invest in happiness, if it doesnt last
That was my argument.
Thanks for playing.

>>40670421
https://youtu.be/izJ2x5LUG5g?list=RDizJ2x5LUG5g
*shrugs*
don't shoot the messenger... duh

>>40670429
>That was my argument.
no your argument was

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

>>40670412
>>40670427
neat, its nice when spirits show up in synchronicity. it can be fun watching patterns of thought return through synchronicity, i often find it can be like a sort of call-and-response sorta thing

https://youtu.be/d020hcWA_Wg

>live is carrot on stick
Only if you fail to pay attention to what is good in the moment.
>my life sucks
You’re likely feeling upset about the things you don’t have
>cliche saying
Find appreciation with what you do have and never let a moment slip by.
>remember back in the good ol’ days?
The good ol’ days are happening right now. If life gets harder you’ll remember these times fondly
>and if it gets easier
You’ll remember these hard times fondly and laugh about them.
>lmao remember when we did crafty thing to survive?
It’s a fun time and hard times build inner value alongside skill.
>would you prefer to be born into a sissy reality where nothing ever goes wrong?
Of course you wouldn’t because life would be like a stupid ugly kids show.
Life is for the strong. We are all strong just by being here.

https://youtu.be/RUchPPOlnCc?

>>40670438
That's not even the only time he showed up ITT
this one made me cry really hard and I'm crying now again cuz he called me rich which in Jesus speak, that's huge. That's the best thing Jesus can call you, I'm bawling again.

>>40669954

He showed up

>>40670407
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4aabGVZq69c

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_caMQpiwiaU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjFAZKWKVo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ecRytTfWL8Q

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8MD-9_MqA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9qZ3lNemt00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e_cdxCtvTPo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=546aCqdQ3QI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UZfkxem3Qhk

We need a good war.

>>40670438
I think synchronicities are more a way to know what path is good

>>40670451
team Charizard or team Blastoise?

That would shut you up.

>>40670451
A war?
This time they’ll be slow and numerous
As people are replaced by their own AIs
So that confusion reigns master
And death become almost invisible

>>40670441
given his prominence in the spiritual zeitgeist, it makes sense he'd make an appearance every now and then

>>40670455
i've found that they can be complicated, i get different messages from different sources, sometimes its like an astral spirit group chat

Billionaires would hide in their bunkers while the average man dies and none of you cunts would do a thing anyway because you are just shit talkers.

>>40670466
just give me a gun and I'll prove how accurate I am

I can be trusted with a fully automatic rifle.
https://youtu.be/RG-s9DvAfoI?list=RDRG-s9DvAfoI

>>40670464
Still, nuts that he showed up when I was making fun of him to flex the brain power God gave me.
Feels good to know he's playful like I hoped, he even let me joke about him being furniture for.....well his sake lol
I think it's cuz I invoked Michael when a bunch of people kept calling him gay maybe.
"The Lord rebuke you."
well he fucking did, though I doubt they noticed, I sure saw him do it.

https://youtu.be/I0OvsHQRQv8

I LOVE IT
I LOVE IT
I LOVE IT

6day time out from discord circle jerk cause i went against the circle jerk echo chamber

>>40670466
Um sir, Jesus Christ and possibly Michael showed up in this thread.
Like I give a fuck about that crap.
These ain't no middle of the mall spirits and ghosts.
These are the biggest of biggest ballers and my frens.
Definitely not just shit talking lol

https://youtu.be/I4_3PVFSUxE

normies fuckin hate it when you go against their conformism.
fuckin 10/10
made my day

see yall losers tonight

>>40670381
lmao

>>40670481
See you on the battlefield, "war boss".

>>40670483
the blood doesn't stop
*giggles*

>>40670489
explain to me this one simple thing ok.

these spiritualists who proclaim themselves god,
why are they so fragile?

>>40670495
Romans 1:20
They're know they're lying.

>>40670495
they're using outdated software
fundamentally
>reality processors
parallel that
https://youtu.be/paQWp82kgNI?list=RDpaQWp82kgNI

>>40670496
>They're know they're lying.

GYATT!

>>40670473
knowing what little i know about the guy, he seems like he'd have a decent sense of humor, but as a gnostic pagan i'm more versed with other spirits i think

>>40670474
>discord circle jerk
discord, not even once. this is why i can only be found Here™

https://youtu.be/0zNWpl4jUo0

>>40670496
They are not even lying, just larping, you flatter them

good morning, frens

https://youtu.be/XXx6RDzR6eM?si=QaVAW6NTBnOUFdpZ

>>40670504
>this is why i can only be found Here
suspiciousfryfuturama.gif

but i fuckin love it.
i havnt lost my touch...

even getting banned here for questioning 4staff.
it just makes my day.

>>40670495
I’m pretty sure killing god is a blasphemy
Unless you think you’re crafting it

>>40670487
https://youtu.be/ft1jciYKVbk?list=RDft1jciYKVbk
every universe
>a marble seen and felt between two sheets
no hiding... she's not particularly happy with how she's been perceived, the father barely even knows of her because of us... I told him of her, I suggest you do
I doubt he'd look kindly upon those who knew of 'her' and denied 'him' his partner.

>>40670527
whatever femcel

>>40669521 (OP)
So full disclaimer. There is a DIFFERENT SET OF CONSEQUENCES FOR FUCKING WITH ME.
It's out of my hands I don't control it. God does it, I'm far too merciful (to a point) for handling things like revenge, but that's a luxury I'm afforded on account of not having to do it myself.
>Which came first? Chicken or egg?
Was it the protection or my laissez-faire attitude toward threat? Hard to say, impossible even. They're part of one thing, me.
Does the salmon have to learn to swim upstream? Did I have to learn how to do what I do?
It's a little bit of both, the salmons first swim upstream wasnt optimized, some probably got eaten, not me tho.

>I don't want to JOIN it
>I WANT IT

>>40670504
If I'm right about him which is pretty much 100% he's insanely funny and playful.
Like the Book of Revelation has all these super serious references to the number 7.
And he hits me with this song AFTER all the crazy and the "sonic the hedgehog" time police things.
Like, he's just playing around with things people take super seriously

https://youtu.be/QKqgroUYvPU

There are mysterious ways to become a legend today.

>
:3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=auLBLk4ibAk

Wassup?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaAs_3azSs
Still in mania or psychosis?

>>40670566
Feels like I should be but no, I'm chillin' and itching my quite frankly superb nuts.
This ain't my first rodeo.

https://youtu.be/ldQrapQ4d0Y

Is it wiser to bargain with a dragon for its gold
or
Slay it and claim the treasure yourself

>>40670547
nice, i think the spirits i work with are usually either more serious, or their sense of humor is a bit more dark, though sometimes they surprise me

https://youtu.be/ArthWI6NxXM

:)

>>40670566
>Wassup?
wondering all the reasons why women should never be in a position of power or authority.

>>40670571
It could just be because it's me, if all my crazy religious theories are true, I'm ridiculously beloved by God.
Like, not heaven or super heaven but like God's throne. He's gonna let me chill on his lap basically lol

>>40670552
If one pardon everything, then what’s next?
Removing balls to play table tennis?

>>40670568
Yeah i feel like the past few days have been superb for me aswell, maybe in my positive phase.

>>40670580
Love to see it, I can't even relate to my old self.
i used to be miserable somehow lol

>>40670547
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MajMVWK42Eg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Toooe3cQos

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9b4F_ppjnKU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z2An0fuHW8E

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EMYk2RZl3M8

so yeah regular 1.5mm electrical cable would be fine for a 650W draw @ roughly 3A?

>>40670577
i'm not sure if i can say the same about me and the smile guy but its kinda like that in a way

https://youtu.be/z9UtplM6-ZM

Having a good day is non optional. I like the boring stuff too. If you count every second of your day you’ll notice most of it goes well. Woosh

>>40670591
Uh...I mean be a level 30 Warlock not a level 30 Paladin or Cleric.
This seems rizz based.

https://youtu.be/JW5UEW2kYvc

I made contact with you

It teim to advance our species.

>>40670605
I'll be the mashiach and turn earth into paradise later, I'm doing something! *throws an empty can at you*

>>40670605
What is the next step of the operation?

>>40670608
*Hits you with Trump's foot*

You ought know

oof why you guys so quiet?

>>40670616
uh, we're not.

https://youtu.be/ojULkWEUsPs

>>40670618
>uh, we're not.
alright becky...

>>40670616
We're too busy sucking all the blood up from your period. You stressy nonse :@

>>40670619
What's a Becky exactly?
I get that Stacy is female Chad and an alpha female.
Is a Becky a sigma female?
Cuz I'll take it.

>>40670613
Oh right yeah, erm so basically me and the other grandsons are constructing a plan for global union and peace. Sort of like a New World Order, but not THAT new world order. We have agents with mind computers installed all across the globe. Their mission? Educate about mind computers to elevate the collective mind computer consciousness.

>>40670620
i mean the fallout cant be that bad?

>>40670623
look at you using memes to make sense of reality.

no i mean you speak like a teen age girl.

>>40670630
Do I though?

https://youtu.be/67RsqIYRsVY

>>40670633
>Do I though?
yes becky

have you considered a job at starbucks?

>>40670635
I don't wanna take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money? I got all the money in the world. I'm the king, man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

>>40670594
Depends on the situation. When you're incarcerated somewhere you'll find that most of the day is bad, and the good moments are rare so you learn to appreciate them, especially when you're young. You do weird shit in those situations. I have the scar on my finger from where I thought it was a good idea to get a pick and poke tattoo with an ink pen and a needle from a button.

so listen, can one of you 'literally god' people
answer this question >>40670590 for a a simple 'average joe'

>>40670639
wait wait wait
i can one up you with some good shit.

https://youtu.be/gymMaArQ0Lw
i got you f.a.m

>>40670530
>I suggest you do
Oh apologies, I forgot to bother explaining I'm "nta".

Also, no. I'll not entertain your barely thoughtform level larp entities. Let me know when any of them exit your mental plane.
All irrelevant fantasy women included.

>>40670644
Sorry, can't help you, I'm just literally a god not literally an electrician.

https://youtu.be/eXiwYUCe_bY

>>40670657
>not literally an electrician.
i know, an i am, im just flexing...

ya know flexing the type of useful information available freely, but that no one is interested in

>>40670664
I know that feel bro, I know that feel

3 amp go brrr through the wire just fine me thinks. Now Mr.salesman, how tall is the highest gear on this ol Ford dually?

strange how 1.5mm electrical cable is also known as FLEXcable

ha aha aha haaaaaa....

>>40670672
>Ford
eww

Drake is browsing this thread rn.

>>40670682
Tell him his music sucks.

>>40670680
FORD does that stand for FIX OR REPAIR DAILY LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then again, Toby Keith.

https://youtu.be/fYSU3l91g3s

>>40670680
You must be a huge fan of Nissan CVT
>ford raptor
>ford??????
>2001 Ford Escape
>2011 Ford Ranger

Ford ain’t all bad.

>>40670688
Huge fan of the Ford Raptor

https://youtu.be/SnRNsCu3ZqE

I get it

>>40670688
Toyota is S-tier actually

but i am more of a 2 wheels go DIGU-DIGU-DIGU type

>>40670686
Nonsense. He makes great music.

Do you think TNB will be minister under Elon’s cyber government?

>>40670682
omg squeeeeeee tell him The Great Sage Above Nobody says hi!
squeeeeeee
no wait don't! I'm so nervous!
ok tell him! <3

>>40670698
I don't like it.

>>40670605
Latex parties every Saturday
The WoS will shine bright

>>40670704
You’re probably not a minority.

>>40670695
They officially replaced camels in Koweit so yeah they’re good

>>40670695
No you’re right Toyota is amazing, but expensive now too like Lexus. Cause Toyota is Lexus baby. Honda has superior motors in all ways, but overall Toyota has it all. If you can’t afford either that’s what Nissan is for. Full range of vehicles Japanese style for a lower price. The only thing they win in is safety features race. So which of these lovely cars are you after?
*adjusts tie*

>>40670705
wanting to turn the WoS into sexmeat
im disappointed in you

The leacherous hijacking man will finally be killed off. Blessed.

>>40670707
You're damn right I'm not. I'm thankful every day for that.

Speaking of Drake and Toby Keith, how underrated of a rapper is Toby Keith?
For real, he's like the Michael Jordan of music.

https://youtu.be/HxUuDPNbkJk

>>40670708
not remembering the Top Gear hilux episode...
SHAME *ding-ding*

>>40670714
>*adjusts tie*
anon... ill just take it youre not the kind of person to do your own repairs.
am i wrong?

The amount of errors, misconceptions, and misunderstandings we are still uncovering feels endless. Fucking idiots.

>>40670598
sorry for the delayed reply, just had some police puppers prod me through synchronicity, probably because i'm spooky

https://youtu.be/m5AtaUK5aBY

>>40670725
I do everything in emergency like change tire, but for standard service my chosen dealers do free service loaner vehicles and typically it’s something nice and new. I also get good deals cause I’ve been in the automotive industry awhile. So yeah I pay 80 bucks for my oil change and everything else is typically under warranty for what I choose to drive.

>>40670732
this shit ain't nothin' to me man

https://youtu.be/E3v-4uQrId4

Be careful what you wish for.
:)

>>40670714
When I worked at Jiffy Lube I only ever saw one car with over 500000 miles on it that still ran well, and it was a Honda Accord.

Drake wrote a song to the Nobody. Like, literally, begging the Nobody to rescue him. It’s quite literally a song of Drake begging the Nobody to take him from the club, take him off the map, to take him off the market and take him from the trap.

Drake found out about the Nobody through unknown networks. But Drake wants to have a friend like the Nobody. And the Nobody wishes to be his friend, too— but they are separated from their discrepancies in wealth and renown.

https://youtu.be/ntp9_iznQ-0?si=spJx1RnHPKXFPEm0

>>40670737
uh, based?

https://youtu.be/iMEpad2Af6s

>>40670736
>So yeah I pay 80 bucks for my oil change
oof...

>>40670738
I wish for a harem of cute anime girls.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k

>>40670740
Yes Honda motors are unstoppable which is why you buy Honda lawn mower to go with dream house. Never need new mower till u die and stupid grand kid sell for 50 buck.

>>40670715
I’m scared by what she’d want more
It will only accelerate, more or less fast

>>40670741
That's the new psyop? Try to make people think that Drake makes songs about the Nobody? Loul.

>>40670750
>I’m scared by what she’d want more
you absolute fuckin degenerate.

she is to be you queen.

>>40670747
Plot twist: they are all trans and like to top.

I finished Eventide Island in BOTW it was easy as fuck :l

New bake
>>40670754

>>40670751
DUA LIPA

>>40670744
Well, I know what I'm doing for the next 11 minutes.

https://youtu.be/k6BkM-Xg0-Q