Thread 41098158

The mighty Chihuahua of fortune has arrived in your life.
This only happens once every 69,420 years, but today you're in luck because it's Mexican Christmas!
Accept this blessing , share a thought , hug an amigo, and you’ll receive endless love and good fortune!

If you don’t, the Chihuahua will leave, and so will your luck. Don’t risk it!

What a golden opportunity for finding the silver lining

I Accept this blessing >>41098158 (OP)

I'm sharing a thought, water quenches my thirst

I'm hugging (YOU) >>41098163 amigo

>>41098158 (OP)
¡Gracias OP!
Onions mexicano, y sí es Navidad mexicano.

>>41098158 (OP)
Hello

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias Amigo

>>41098158 (OP)
Can el perrito get me off this reality and hook me up with some 8.5/10 ET waifus

>>41098158 (OP)
I pet good boy and give much tacos and burritos.

>>41098158 (OP)
Venga mi chihuahua

>>41098158 (OP)
Basado

>>41098158 (OP)
Hugs to all amigos on this thread and on this board.

>>41098158 (OP)
you think yourself the bastion of light?
the night will test you.

>>41098437

I am on the same page as him, and I wish you luck on your request amigo

Please mighty Chihuahua of fortune, grant me work, money, a place to sleep and an adorable girlfriend / wife for life.

>>41098158 (OP)

>my amigo It's you.
>I hug you so hard

>>41098158 (OP)
puto

>>41098158 (OP)
What a cute little dog.
Have free pets friend!

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias amigo
Necesito una casa por mi familia

not here for luck
just wanted to hug amigos and frens

>resonance based overunity mechanism

Sei gegrüßt, allmächtiger Straßenköter!

*Hugs*

I shall accept this mighty blessing. My thought is that I think this dog is adorable. I'm gonna hug my mum, who is an amigo of mine. Thank you, Chihuahua of fortune. Gracias, and goodbye!

hola! hope youre having a fun time spunky doggo from the mexicono!

>>41098158 (OP)
Thanks. I'm tired, boss; I need my social and professional life to exist again. And to not be in poverty for once.

>>41098158 (OP)
Please basado amigo mighty Chihuahua of fortune grant us the way out of the simulation( BLUE EISENHOWER NOVEMBER make the exit appear and free us from here this September) or if to hard send us anon's an army of brave tomboy's/pixies to liberate us from here that DRINK AS MUCH COCA COLA AS U DO(I know mexico has many kinds of these cute girls).

T- An Offering to you/your people, many Milagros and MUCHO DELICIOSO

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias, Senor Chihuahua! Acepto esta bendición!

>>41098158 (OP)
Kek

>>41098158 (OP)
I accept the blessing. Please, bring me a lot of cerveza, gracias amigo *hug*

>>41098158 (OP)
Bump. Gracias amigo. Cheers, anons!

Gracias chihuaha

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias por la bendición Chihuahua. Bendiciones para usted.

>>41098158 (OP)
Bienvenido sea la bendicion perrito
Much as Gracias

Good dog

Garcias JKGA

>>41098158 (OP)
Muchos gracias mi amigo perro

>>41098158 (OP)
Viva Chihuahua

Happen to have one of these. Doesn't do much. I don't bother it. It doesn't bother me. It lives like a monk and gives me no problems at all.

>>41103895
If it doesn't bring you fortune, then it is not the mighty Chihuahua of fortune. Just a pet Chihuahua.

>>41098158 (OP)
<3
Ayyy caramba!
N

* hugs the Mexican amigo *

fortuna y suerte

>>41100324
Get sunlight safely amigo. It good for u.

>>41098158 (OP)
Here's a hug! I humbly accept this blessing.

>>41098158 (OP)
Listen, it's not Christmas. I lived in Mexico for years, and in Mexico, Christmas falls on Septemb...

oh shit.

my bad, Dawg. You my amigo.
>un abrazo y un salchica por Senor Perro.

>>41105400
It's not enough, I need hope

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias perrito amigo, bendiciones de Dios para usted
good doggo

hola perro

Based perro grant me a high paying job and a cute loyal wife pls ;_;

>>41098158 (OP)
Please OP I'm Mexican and I'm completely beat down. I need something to work out.

Buenos días, señor cachorra. I've been yo quiero'ing taco bell for a while. Is anyone in vegas? Fuck I love vegas strip taco bell. I wish the world over was like that one.

>>41098158 (OP)
Thank you, may you have a most pleasant and blessed day, week, month, year, decade, century and eternity as well! Please grant me success with my online channels, my real world goals and work and my health and relationships. The goal is to try and make a positive impact in the world, even if it seems impossible to do at times.

Thank you for the blessing, amigo.

>>41098158 (OP)
I turned my vpn off to post this you fucker, i did it for the dog not for you

Thanks for the blessing dawg. Hoping I can find some motivation for the road ahead. I want to hug all my amigos in this thread.

Ay caramba!
Arriba taco burrito!
Godspeed amigos!

>>41098158 (OP)
I accept this blessing. And I bless all of (you). My thought is Mexican chicks are hot. I'm hugging all of (you).

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias
I only wish to be happy, so thank you amigo

>>41098158 (OP)
On the uno day of Mexican Christmas
My true chihuahua gave me to meee
a date with AOCeee

on the dos day of Mexican Christmas
My chihuahua gave to meee
2 Jose Cuervo 250 Anevarsarios and
a date with AOCeee

on the tres day of Mexican Christmas
My chihuahua gave to meee
3 grams of coke, 2 Jose Cuervo 250 Anevarsarios and a date with AOCeee

On the cuatro day of Mexican Christmas
my chihuahua gave to meee
4 peyote buttons, 3 grams of coke, 2 Jose Cuervo 250 Anevarsiaros and a date with AOCeee

On the cinco day of Mexican Christmas
my chihuahua gave to meee
5 jarritos, 4 peyote buttons, 3 grams of coke, 2 Jose Cuervo 250 Anevarsiaros and a date with AOCeee

On the seis day of Mexican Christmas
my chihuahua gave to meee
6 latina hookers under 18, 5 jarritos, 4 peyote buttons, 3 grams of coke, 2 Jose Cuervo 250 Anevarsiaros and a date with AOCeee

On the siete day of Mexican Christmas
my chihuahua gave to meee
7 lowriders, 6 latina hookers under 18, 5 jarritos, 4 peyote buttons, 3 grams of coke, 2 Jose Cuervo 250 Anevarsiaros and a date with AOCeee

On the ocho day of Mexican Christmas
my chihuahua gave to meee
8 taco salads, 7 lowriders, 6 latina hookers under 18, 5 jarritos, 4 peyote buttons, 3 grams of coke, 2 Jose Cuervo 250 Anevarsiaros and a date with AOCeee

On the nueve day of Christmas
my chihuahua gave to meee
9 beans-a-fryin', 8 taco salads, 7 lowriders, 6 latina hookers under 18, 5 jarritos, 4 peyote buttons, 3 grams of coke, 2 Jose Cuervo 250 Anevarsiaros and a date with AOCeee

>>41107037
(cont.)
On the diaz day of Mexican Christmas
my chihuahua gave to meee
10 sexy, latina maids, 9 beans-a-fryin', 8 taco salads, 7 lowriders, 6 latina hookers under 18, 5 jarritos, 4 peyote buttons, 3 grams of coke, 2 Jose Cuervo 250 Anevarsiaros and a date with AOCeee

On the once day of Mexican Christmas
my chihuahua gave to meee
11 Sinaloa members, 10 sexy, latina maids, 9 beans-a-fryin', 8 taco salads, 7 lowriders, 6 latina hookers under 18, 5 jarritos, 4 peyote buttons, 3 grams of coke, 2 Jose Cuervo 250 Anevarsiaros and a date with AOCeee

On the doce day of Mexican Christmas
my chihuahua gave to meee
12 pounds of meth, 11 Sinaloa members, 10 sexy, latina maids, 9 beans-a-fryin', 8 taco salads, 7 lowriders, 6 latina hookers under 18, 5 jarritos, 4 peyote buttons, 3 grams of coke, 2 Jose Cuervo 250 Anevarsiaros and a date with AOCeee

>>41098158 (OP)
thanks , hope it delivers and i get 69420 years of good luck

>>41107081
80 years at most is enough for me dear Chihuahua, provided I can work, and get work, money, a roof and a cute wife.

>>41098158 (OP)
I accept this blessing, OP. Gracias Amigo.

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias mi amigo!

>>41098158 (OP)
gracias perrito

>>41098158 (OP)
Blessing accepted, Chihuahua of fortune.

Reading is cool and fun, read books.

>>41098158 (OP)
It’s a beautiful day outside today.
This is the second time he popped up and I simply cannot skip an opportunity to spread positivity.

>>41098158 (OP)
Chihuahua of fortune received thank you little doggy of blessings

>>41098158 (OP)
Thanks for the blessings little doggie.

We can all use it.

hehehe

>>41098158 (OP)
Thx Chihuahua

>>41098158 (OP)
fuck off nigger.
Not the chihuachuya, but you, OP faggot.

>>41098158 (OP)
Thank you, oh mighty chihuahua!
blessings to everybody

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias amigo bendiciones, amén y amén

Wattn ditte Sandrienchen?

Warste uffm Scheißhaus pipipoopoo kacka machen und haste newspaper from berlin city gereadet?

I am of the strong believe that Jesus is already dead.

His fahter was Alan Parsaons.

I Killed him right now in this EXACT moment.
He was not God and not the Devil.


I am Lucifer.

I got many names.
You may know me as Amy Lee.

I know Obama the magic president.

666 SIEG HEIL!

Yes, hugs to everyone on this board

>>41098158 (OP)
I wonder if luck is a sense that's perceived through the medium of retrocausality. Have to wait and see I guess.

May you all receive bountiful hugs in the vast and bright future that awaits.

>>41098158 (OP)
Thank you chihuahua

>>41098158 (OP)
I have no amigo to hug today...

>>41098158 (OP)
Thanks, fren

Endless love and fortune for all

>>41112085
intuition is the 6th sense. at least thats the curriculum nowadays

>>41098158 (OP)
THANK YOU MEXICAN CHUAHUA

>>41098158 (OP)
I just wanted to say that I have made peace with always being in turmoil and that the thought of becoming unthinking is unthinkable. Thank you for whatever blessing comes my way, even if it was the momentary hope that things could be affected metaphysically.

>>41098158 (OP)
I Accept!

gracias to all my amigos

>>41098158 (OP)
I accept the blessing and give you hugs.

>>41098158 (OP)
Love for everyone love chihuahua ! Best brave little doggos

hugs and good vibes to everyone in here, we're all gonna make it. thank you for the blessings chihuahua of fortune <3

>>41098158 (OP)
Basado y muy rojo pillado!

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias perrito but how long must ì stay in this gay earth? I'm bored as shit over her mang.

>>41098158 (OP)
hughug

>>41098158 (OP)
We love you Chihuahua!

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41118157

My ears are too prominent
I just went for an otoplasty consultation because I thought my ears are too prominent, Doctor confirmed they are.
Doctor said my ears are like 70 degrees but 30 degrees is average
I want my ears to be less prominent. I want my ears to be 30 degrees
I want to get the surgery but I can't afford it. I can't even afford the deposit

Please bless me either with tens of thousands of dollars extremely soon or with less prominent ears so each ear is both very close to 30 degrees. I want them to be less prominent.

>>41118183
I'm a man and it's hard not to care
It'd be easy if my ears weren't objectively very prominent
There's stickers and stuff to kind of pin them back but they suck. They take forever to put on, they're not invisible, and your ears look different everyday because you can't apply them consistently

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias mi amigo

>>41118253
her whole face is skewed to one side, quite gruesomely reflected in the "before" earflaps
she looks like a serial killer

Thank you chihuahua! I accept the blessing

>>41098158 (OP)
Thanks friend!

When you think about it. Most lesbians use dildos therefore they still like penis.

>>41099153
*hugs*

>>41098158 (OP)
I accept
My thought is, does a cat count as an amigo?
Well, he's getting a hug anyway since he hangs out around my house quite a lot and I like him

>>41098158 (OP)
¡Gracias señor Chihuahua!

>>41098158 (OP)
Thank you for this amazing opportunity to bask in your light, mi amigo..

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias, amigo! May you be blessed as well

>>41098158 (OP)
My friend... Viva las Unidos Estados De Mexicoooooooooo!!! :D

Gracias señor chihuahua!

>>41098158 (OP)
thnx amigo

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias amigo!
Gracias chihuahua!
May you have good luck too fren.

Hello mighty Chihuahua of fortune, I am asking for one wish only. My ex's birthday is tomorrow and I am thinking about texting her happy birthday and asking her how she's been it's been almost a year since we ended our relationship. I just ask it go well please, I am doing better than I ever have and I learned my mistakes. Thank you.

>>41098158 (OP)
Gracias amigo

Blessings accepted. Thank you mighty Chihuahua of fortune! Here's a thought: Enjoy your weekend anons. Take some time to go outside, and just exist. Soak in some vitamin D.

>>41098158 (OP)
Blessing Accepted
I need blessings man

>>41098158 (OP)
Second offering muh friendo, muchos luck to you can I be saved from this realm by a cola/soda tomboy/pixie(a bit chubby is fine) I am very tired of the grind(Trump tariffs are killing world economies).

T- appreciative posta >>41100383 of cola

>>41098158 (OP)
Hola mighty perrito! Gracias for your blessing!

>>41098158 (OP)
Im taking the chihuahua

Im sorry, hes a cute fella