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Previously on ATOGA:
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>>33209960 (OP)Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
ok here it is anon, as promised ^^
I wish I had as much free time as FAQanon.
>>33209967The cat cookie :3c
Girls who have done Onlyfans, what do you think of your subscribers? Do you respect them? Do they disgust you? Do you enjoy chatting with them?
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>>33209960 (OP)Fucking retards
>>33209976he was the inspiration behind the cookie, believe it or not!
(don't, i just made that up, but it could be true)
>>33209979Fag phoneposts, duh
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>>33209967Here, a gift in return
>>33209982What are you doing?
>>33209982At least it hit image limit
>>33209988 (checked)
h-he is just giving the mousie raspberries...right?
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Anons I have had this thing in my home forever, and it just occured to me that this is racist.
I don't think my mom knows either and I grew up with this thing in my kitchen.
>>33210003lmfao i love shit like that, once i can find a place of my own again, i hope to collect a whoooooole bunch of schizo shit like that from thrift/antique stores
>>33209997We must eat anon
>>33210003Well, it should be fine as long as you don't make any black friends
Women, which of the current female sex symbols do you relate to the most?
>>33210007So this is the latest psyop huh
>>33210007I don't really relate to sex symbols.
Did anyone remember lost all hope blog? Is it deleted for good?
>>33210014*points*
Femcel, stinky femcel, no boyfriend having femcel
>>33210005why would u want to
>>33209979Lol
>>33209980Are you really sitting on two devices just to spam that shit faster?
>>33210007Not my precious Sabrina getting blacked :(
>>33210019fills me with great joy intrinsically, and also i want people to walk into a whole separate world when they walk into my wherever i live!!!
>>33210022phone and pc ezpz
>>33210022No?
Those are properly spaced out.
>>33210017I have a husband >:(
I just don't really relate to how famous people show their sexuality. Hell, I dress the most neutral I can.
>>33210028married on atoga? this thread is for miserable femcels
>>33210029i'm not a miserable femcel, or even an incel...
Hey i want to die efficiently and as quick. Might know a tip?
>>33210023Didn't she joke about BBC?
Why do women lust for exotic cocks so much?
>>33210029Don't see that written anywhere
>>33210003>it just occured to me that this is racist.it's not
>>33210042>black face>not racistwdym
ok fellow cuteposters i have to return to working so i can get my gooning money but i'll be back!
>>33210003Reminds me that my father in-law still has a "Jolly Nigger Bank" piggybank at home.
>>33210003Are you stupid and also blind? How did this just occur to you?
>>33210003reddit is over that way, I'm sure you'll get 1000k upvotes posting about your white guilt
>>33210003You ever have one of those titty de negro or whatever they call it?
>>33210050I don't know why. This has existed in the same place and I grew up with it in our kitchen, so for some reason it never occured to me.
>>33210060Were you homeschooled or something?
>>33209956 #
>Women, when was your sexual awakening?last year at 25. I call it my real* sexual awakening. I had felt horny before but the moment I turned 25 something switched in me. My hornyness and libido went through the roof. I knew masturbation by dry humping only but last year I was SO horny, like never before and I *NEEDED* something inside me so I fingered myself for the first time. In a sense it awakened a feeling of what sex could feel like. Since I had only dry humped my whole life but never inserted anything inside. It made me really crave sex. Downside is I’m demisexual and don’t dare hook up solely for the pleasure of it. I want sex in an actual relationship.
Why are there so many bullies here :(
Women, when you get horny does it feel like your pussy is empty?
>>33210064No.
I also recall having a friend over and calling my mom racist afterwards and not knowing why.
>>33210066It's just 1 angry roastie being jealous of other femanons. Ignore her.
>>33210065From one demi to another, how do we find other dummysexuals?
>>33210069>Women, when you get horny does it feel like your pussy is empty?Yes. And it feels like it needs to be filled. It’s a terrible ache. The teasing in foreplay can get so bad the moment I feel the ache to be filled I beg for it, not because I want it but because I need it so bad.
Girls, how would you comfort your boyfriend if he's mad that the illegal alien (he assumes) who dropped off his Walmart+ order screwed it up entirely? And yes he can get a refund but now he's hungry.
This femanon who would attach a 7" (girth) penis if she could so she could orgasm during sex sounds like she would become addicted and go on a sex rampage
>>33210075Lame, what’s it like then
>>33210079Nice, thanks for the run down
>>33210080grow a pair of balls and get over it you bitch
>>33210069for me it does but other women might not feel like that
>>33210086>Lame, what’s it like thenI feel horny and want to be penetrated, but I don't really feel "empty" in any way.
>>33210069ugh reading this reminded me i’m empty rn should i call him? he can fill me up
>>33210081wtf! I wish I could relate to people normally
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>>33210089Hmm, interesting. Could you go more in depth on that feeling. Use a metaphor if possible?
>>33210095so you’re demisexual as well anon?
>>33210069The only time my pussy feels empty is when I suck air into it.
>>33210093i'm a guy who's too horny to think right now, I'm the wrong person to ask
>>33210069yes it does. do men feel like they need to fill something?
>>33210093>>33210088>>33210083>>33210079Do you still feel filled after the PIV sex is over?
If so, how long does that feeling last?
Women, how big of a dick is big enough for you?
>>33209960 (OP)>To indicate your gender, type M (for male) or F (for female) at the beginning of your post.Just curious do you genuinely believe anons have to be babied?
>>33210105NTA- go fill up some pussy rn
>>33210098I think it's because I have vaginismus, but to me the "hot" part, comes from him struggling a bit to penetrate and then feeling like my walls are being force spread. (It's not lack of being lubricated, I get wet easily)
But what I feel the most need for isn't exactly that I'd be filled, but rather, that he creampies me.
>>33210103Can you shoot a ping pong ball out of it and do trick shots?
>>33210106Yes, the penis yearns for pressure on all sides. It seeks envelopment. The head wishes to gently kiss the entrance of your cervix.
>>33210109>Do you still feel filled after the PIV sex is over? If so, how long does that feeling last?as soon as we cum together the ache is gone, but I’m a 2 rounds kind of gal so I’m usually ready to go again right after. Unfortunately my bf needs like 20 minutes :c so instead we cuddle, hug and pet each other until he can get hard again.
>>332101105 inches for me is more than enough.
>>33210029>women>being celibate
In the age of e-thots and onlyfans whores, how do you compete?
Because, look, a man will go on almost ANY website and will see girls showing off their bbl asses (see pic related)
You think your bf/husband wouldn't see this online and ask why aren't you wearing this on the regular, even tho she herself very likely only wears that for her simps to get easy money?
Also, how's this empowering?
>>33210114>Yes, the penis yearns for pressure on all sidesthis is so adorable. makes me want to give my bf sex everyday to relieve his dick
>>33210118True. I don't think I could live without fucking.
>>33210099I suppose I must be, I seem to mostly fall for friends, and can't really feel comfortable opening up at all in any kind of romantic way unless we're acquaintances at least, even down to flirting. This has kinda ruined my life cuz now I am growing old and have almost zero experience as I am also a bit of a homebody
>>33210110 4-6in. I only have 2 relationships though and both have been in that length. I’m scared of big ones
>>33210119How are e-thots worse than porn or whores? If my husband asks for stupid shit I sit on his face and slap him on the balls until he's learned his lesson
>>33210124how old are you? if you’re a moid and around my age, maybe we can chat up a bit :3
femanons, which board has the best moids? why?
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>>33210113>creampieWomen really are built for breeding after all
>to me the "hot" part, comes from him struggling a bit to penetrate and then feeling like my walls are being force spreadDo you happen to be very submissive?
>>33210080I would comfort him by not being his gf.
>>33210134>creampie>Women really are built for breeding after alljust reading this makes me miss my bf. should i text him saying i want to be creampied by him?
>>33210113>you can just get over vaginismus by finding the struggle hot
>>33210016Er it still exists doesn't it?
Here is the rundown of methods https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods/
>>33210133/lit/, some of them seem to be able to read
>>33210133Don’t know I’m only here, so it wins by default
wish anons stopped horny posting i’m getting turned on
>>33210121Good, I hope you keep that same energy when you get one
>>33210131They are worse because previously you had to go on porn sites to see that, now it's everywhere
Also, they really want simps to think this is what a gf looks like. It's their whole shtick (to appear hot gf material) and that's how they get the simps money. Porn on the other hand for the most part relies on ridiculuous tropes and we mostly understand it's fake. Not egirls. Their voice, their mannerisms... it all comes down to playing into the hot extremely sexual gf who just exists to please men, and men think it's real and that's why they donate their money
women are ovulating again
you can smell it in the thread
>>33210138Bf or Ex, very important distinction
Sex havers: state gender, and your most unbelievable sex story that's actually true
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>>33210142>some of them can readBros… it’s so over
>>33210119It’s empowering because you can do what you want and be celebrated for it. I don’t have to compete, always put effort in myself and we both enjoy some OF. The same way you don’t compete with the athletes you see on tv.
>>3321013229 and one WHOLE quarter
>>33210151>when you get oneI have a bf haha but thanks
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>>33210066Some of us are completely hopeless and depressed, so we take out our pain on others to cope
>>33210171Stardew is a disgusting whore confirmed
>>33210160wtf I’m talking about my bf I don’t have an ex just my bf<3
>>33210164M
I sent a girls bra up in an elevator while running away from the building manager, so I could pick it up on a higher floor and get it back to her
Demisexual is the fakest and gayest sexuality because it’s literally just “I don’t do casual sex.”
Gender
Thoughts?
>>33210003Meh, no big deal. It's exempt for being an heirloom.
>>33210164M
I'm 6'2, white, went to college, and I'm a 30 year old virgin
>>33210066Most of us are men, and some people deserve it.
>>33210181M
Seems like an internet/tumblr thing to me.
>>33210181M
Probably true, I don't really identify as it, I think I just have intimacy issues
>>33210181F, I think it’s valid and real. I personally need a connection to the person before I even feel safe and vulnerable enough for sex. I’m not an animal
>>33210132can i butt in and try?
>>33210185I just asked a question bro :(
>>33210174Are you a whore for watching porn?
>>33210192state age? and id you’re a moid. and only if you are demisexual like me.
>>33210166Obadiah would be proud of you anon.
>>33210028>I dress the most neutral I can.NTA. What does this entail?
>>33210166>born with all the retardation, but none of the over-confidence or blissit's so fucking over
Ladies have you ever seen your own butthole?
>>33210032Yes, but I'm not telling you. I don't want that on my conscience.
>>33210205????
there's people on earth who haven't????
>>33210171It's funny when some women defend OF whores, as if they're sharing their fortune with you.
Again, athletes don't pretend that what they do is stuff anyone can do. And people understand it takes years of training.
OF girls, ethots tho... RELY on the "gf material" image. In a way, it resembles the "hot next door girl" archetype from the early 2000s. Except the "girl next door" in these movies tend to be 8s and 9s and 10s
These girls aren't how women are like. That's not how that ethot looks when she hangs out with her bf. But she wants her simps to think that's how she's always
And you can piss off with the "put effor in myself" bs. I put effort in myself too. But do you happen to be in thongs with your ass rised up in the air hoping to catch a dick whenever you take a pic? No, but that's how these ethots are and men think they're wearing nothing but thongs waiting to be dicked down 24/7
>>33210186Back in the day they would’ve just called them a prude
>>33210188>>33210189How is that any different than just being a heterosexual (or homo if that’s more your vibe) who doesn’t engage in casual sex
>>33210181M
I like it, because it's saying "I'm normal" but you use tumblrsexual language. It's avant-garde.
>>33210134What an absolutely lewd gif. The fuck are you thinking, posting that here, anon? You KNOW this is a blue board, right?
>>3321019926
27 next month
>>33210066Because this in one of the few places where they don't get banned. Anonymity and free speech without consequences has its upsides and its downsides.
My GF doesn't like touching her pussy. I can touch it, she likes me touching it, but she won't touch it. I'd like to get her to the point where she's comfortable spreading it for me, how can I help her get more comfortable with her pussy?
>>33210194And I answered, faggot.
>>33210210I suppose the difference is in attraction? I don't watch much porn for instance because it's kind of just random people going at it that I have no real connection to
>>33210210>How is that any different than just being a heterosexual (or homo if that’s more your vibe) who doesn’t engage in casual sexi’m straight. It’s different in the sense that in the spectrum of sexual attraction some people experience sexual attraction differently in the sense that they may not believe in hookups but still end up hooking up because their animalistic desires took over. They didn’t care for emotional connection or any at all. Just kiss, sexual arousal and fuck.
For a demisexual, that’s TOO intense. You need to emotional intimacy
>>33210219Why do you need her to do the one thing she is uncomfortable with? Why does it always have to be about what you want? Kys
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>>33210200I don’t know who that is ):
>>33210204Truly, some may even say it never even started…
>>33210216let’s chat then
>>33210171You both enjoy onlyfans?
>>33210205>lilypichu never saw her own butthole
>>33210119>wouldn't see this online and ask why [isn't she] wearing this on the regularI'm not an idiot. I would hope my future girlfriend doesn't think I'm an idiot.
>>33210209Guys are dumb. Women don’t have any talent. And you are upset because other people put effort in themselves too.
What a weird rant
>>33210217Why are western women like this?
>>33210217NTA, I don't know what this is about, but the left one is pretty.
https://youtu.be/1ImAU72V5is
>>33210181M
Dumb term, might as well go further and make every kink a sexuality. Redhairsexual, clothesstayonsexual, onlywhenimdrunksexual, etc...
>>>/soc/33210226
Gonna be honest, did not expect to make it this far
>>33210222Well, now this makes me wonder if demisexual is the proper thing for me. I don't feel like I'd describe it as too intense, it's not like a "too much" sort of thing, it's more like carefulness. Can't feel confident that anything I'm doing is fine, I dunno.
>>33210069yes it feels empty and like it needs to be filled and stretched
>>33210237I think Sophie Rain is just a woman who takes lewd photos and Bonnie Blue was the girl who had sex with a thousand guys in a day and other obscene stunts
>>33210164M
ex kept coming back just for the size of the penis
>>33210226>>/soc/34037698Gonna be honest, didnt expect to make it this far
>>33210240M
I am certainly redhairsexual.
>>33210164F, we fucked at the beach and almost got caught
>>33210181I think it's useful only as an adjective, but it's not actually a serious category.
>>33210222>>33210221I think you just have a different attitude towards sex and it's fine that you feel that way
But i don't think you need to give yourself a tumblr title because you don't want sex
>>33210229That's not how media works tho. When you normalize something, it becomes the new standard. These girls act like this is what a gf looks like, so yeah men are gonna compare and feel "cheated" for getting a lower value brand
You know that. You just pretend not to know because you want people to think you're open minded and stuff because you defend nudity and whores
>>33210248>>33210252I flubbed up my reply cause Im a big dummy, third times the charm
>>>/soc/34037698
>>33210254M, been there too. She got SO horny
>>33210244Filled with cum, too?
>>33210247Which is stupid because Sophie Rain is in the top 10% of women which is the only reason she got away with only the most barebones basic bitch nudes, every other girl had to upload actual sex and put in the work, she is the whore equivalent of "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps."
Why are they always concerned for young girls?
>>33210227Yeah.
>>33210235It’s nice to know that most people are whores
>>33210247Which one is the pretty one?
>>33210257it’s real, not tumblr title but whatever helps you feel better
>>33210257Well, I DO want sex, dummy, it's certainly not a lack of desire
>>33210264> Sophie Rain is in the top 10% of womenLol?
>>3321023410/10 of the women in this thread right now aren't wearing thongs with a face full of makeup and false lashes with their asses up in the air waiting to be fucked
they're wearing comfy clothes probably haven't shaved for days ... now i'm all for taking care of yourself, but also women are pressured to do that, to look and compete with this, men arenot. and men expect their gfs to look flawless all the time BECAUSE of girls like this
Stop defending whores who only care about grabbing people's money
>>33210263>Filled with cum, too? yes. the only problem with cum is it turns on my instinct to reproduce so suddenly i want to be bred so badly but can’t rn:/
>>33210265Can you make a separate thread for all this Twitter and celeb drama? I have no idea who any of those 3 people are and I do not care to know
>>33210272Sand in cooter :/
>>33210164M
While under the influence of two substances (alcohol and pot) I somehow managed to have sex for around four hours. Not purely PiV, I went down a couple times. It was really physically exhausting and I don't know if it was proportionally worth the effort for either of us.
>>33210264>equivalent of "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps."Gotta respect and admire someone who can do that.
>>33210159Fuck this, I'm emailing my boss rn and telling her that I'm going through a rough patch with my mental health and that I'm respectfully quitting effective immediately and wish them all the best.
If my housemates make me homeless again for not paying rent (well groceries is my rent) then so be it. I've slept on park benches before I can do it again, at least it's almost summer rn and quite warm.
I just can't fucking cope with anything, my heart is shattered. I'm a complete basketcase rn. My ex is sending me pics out with her friends by the river drinking gin and then of her packed bags ready to go home tomorrow for her friend's party and other events whilst I'm just sitting here curled up on the sofa bawling lol. Sorry to obnoxiously vent like this but I just needed to get this out somewhere
>>33210181Male
It's different than a choice to avoid casual sex. I despise the idea of casual sex but I'm sexually aroused by a gentle breeze.
It's my understanding that demisexuals aren't aroused by anything until they develop an emotional connection.
That said, it's not a "sexuality" like hetero, homo, or bi. It's an aspect of attraction.
Like, can a demisexual be bi? Homo? Hetero? I also think "pansexual" is a little unnecessary.
But whatever.
It's descriptive more than prescriptive.
People can identify as whatever they want. The core concept is to communicate who you're attracted to and who you want to attract. Everything else tends to be flag-waving bullshit.
>>33210164F. I once briefly dated a single dad and one time I slept over at his place and in the middle of the night his little daughter who was 3 climbed in the bed and slept there and a little later he grabbed me, put a hand over my mouth and fucked me in the ass right next to the sleeping kid. Needless to say that was the last time he saw me.
>>33210280>ruins life>Wow, my life is ruined!kwab
>>33210274Aww. How long until you can try?
>>33210282Kek this is not getting topped this thread
>>33210280That doesn't sound very nice of her, anon...
>>33210272it was sunset hour we were in a nice secluded area things got really hot and heavy before i know it he’s hard asf and i’m so wet and we are grinding on eachother. He whisper he wants me and i tell him i want him too. So we get naked and start fucking our brains out. We’re about to cum when we hear a big family crowd in the distance so he grabs our towels and throws them on top of us while he stays inside me not moving. as soon as they pass by he thrusts one last time and cums inside me. it was a close call
>>33210119>bf/husband wouldn't see this online and ask why aren't you wearing this on the regular>men think it's real>men think they're wearing nothing but thongs waiting to be dicked down 24/7>men expect their gfs to look flawless all the time BECAUSE of girls like this Is your only argument truly that men are dumber than children?
>>33210276How'd you almost get caught though?
>>33210285I hope not, lol.
>>33210265Concerned about one woman, not the other 100 men. Out of 100 men we care about zero of them.
Males, how do you feel knowing this?
>>33210280>telling her that I'm going through a rough patch with my mental health and that I'm respectfully quitting effective immediately>f my housemates make me homeless again for not paying rent (well groceries is my rent) then so be it. I've slept on park benches before I can do it again,No sense in making things EVEN HARDER for yourself.
>>33210282...was the sex good at least?
>>33210269Did I say you didn't?
>>33210268Does it change your life in anyway?
>>33210282Surprise ass fuck? That must have been pretty painful, no?
>>33210295Not really, no.
>>33210296What, is that when you graduate or something?
>>33210298Yeah, but I did not want to traumatize the kid.
>>33210286I don't think there's any ill will at all. She's just very bubbly and likes to share things and has still been asking if I'm okay etc. It just really hurts rn
>>33210283I mean I feel how I feel. I know that the state of my life is my own fault. It's not like I did this on purpose though, I'm just not mentally well enough to function like a normal person.
>>33210293How do you mean? I'm legit going to have a fucking meltdown if I go to work tomorrow lol it just isn't worth it. Life can't get any harder than it is now. Maybe if I become homeless again I'll finally have the balls to end it all.
>>33210297>Did I say you didn't?Yes, you said
>But i don't think you need to give yourself a tumblr title because you don't want sexIt has nothing to do with wanting or not wanting sex. But like I said, I'm fine with not really identifying with it, and that other anon has me doubting anyway
>>33210119>Because, look, a man will go on almost ANY website and will see girls showing off their bbl asses (see pic related)>You think your bf/husband wouldn't see this online and ask why aren't you wearing this on the regularAre you actually incapable of even *imagining* a person not feeling entitled to fantasy?
>>33210301yes when we both graduate. Though we are considering getting pregnant 5 months before my graduation
>>33210304Crawl back and beg for her to take you back, she’s just giving you a taste of your own medicine.
>>33210273They don’t. It’s a given and common knowledge that people don’t dress up at home. At best they care about being physically healthy, and most people don’t do that.
Did your partner complain about your looks at home?
>>33210302Jeez, that's kinda grim. I hope that kid grows up alright :/
>wake up earlier than usual
>surprisingly in a good mood
>blissful even
>WTF?
>just had the biggest nocturnal emission of my life
Women, this is all YOUR FAULT!
>>33210280Why would u do this to urself. A rough patch in ur mental helf doesn't mean that u have to quit.
>>33210305I meant like a onverwhelming urge to fuck like these guys advertise
>>33210310>I really need a gf...no you don’t what would you need a gf for even?
>>33210307That's a fun idea, although wouldn't you be visibly pregnant at the end of all your classes, though?
...or is that the idea? :P
>>33210317fuck that’s true didn’t think, maybe 3 months before
>>33210311I actually bumped into her many years later. She‘s doing alright it seems.
>>33210316>no you don’t what would you need a gf for even?Cuddling.
>>33210315I have a high urge to fuck, yes, I would fuck a girl probably twice a day at least if I could, but if a girl came up to me and seduced me, I would have zero desire to go for it. Do you get what I'm saying?
>>33210282Eww a pedo tranny
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Anons is it weird to have a racial preference towards asian women? I find their facial features to be very attractive but I don't want other ppl to accuse me of yellow fever.
Girls would you finger your husbands ass if he had prostate issues and needs it for treatment
>>33210326Only you understand me Bulbous.
>>33210308She won't lol. She did admit that she is also pushing me away due to her BPD. I told her I had been fighting against the same with my bipolar. It's all just a fucking mess but I was the one who fucked things up really.
>>33210314I just don't see any other option. If I go to work tomorrow I'm going to have a breakdown and cry in front of everyone and make a scene. I literally have nothing to live for.
>>33210320Real *plays party rock anthem*
>>33210289Are YOU dumb? It isn't about men being dumb or not, it's about being exposed to a certain media and being affected by it. The same way millions of women got bbls because of the kardashians, or follow the clean girl aesthetic because it's trendy ...
We are affected by the media we consume. And these girls are EVERYWHERE: on OF, streaming websites, under fucking an airplane crush that happened today shamelessly posting their naked bodies... And egirls' online personality is to be the hot gf who's also a gamer girl it's in the branding so yeah it's only normal that men start thinking this is how a gf should be again many of them simp for them (men didn't simp for pornstars) ... and that's the reason many ethots keep their bf or husband out of the picture, in order to maintain the illusion and squeeze every penny from simps
and you know this. but again let's defend the thots who live in mansion because the show their holes online
>>33210304>How do you mean?You have a job. that pays money. From what I gather, it's a good job. You're allowed to feel like shit, but quitting would make things even worse for yourself. And for what? Don't self-sabotage even more.
And I don't want to sit here next week reading how how you're so hungry and need a pound.
>>33210324Yes and I don't you need to define yourself as anything because you feel that way
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>>33210066>Why are there so many bullies here :(Pic related
That said, atoga should be comfy.
>>33210319Conceptually, pregnancy sex is hot so I dunno, if you get off to humiliation, could be fun.
>>33210322Well, at least she isn't visibly traumatized then, still though, just BAD vibes around that whole situation
>>33210330>If I go to work tomorrow I'm going to have a breakdown and cry in front of everyone and make a scene. I literally have nothing to live for.bro just work thru ur issues. I don't understand ur worldview. You have to work if u want to eat. U may have bad performance at work but at least you won't be homeless.
>>33210309kys, also it's not a known fact. they literally dress like that in almost every video, pic available of them, so ofc men are gonna believe they dress and act like that
>>33210318wtf you didn't even say candlej
Would you agree that a girl who gets no likes and matches on a dating app is ugly
>>33210334That's the whole point of identity, wouldn't you agree? "I experience this and it's useful for other people to know"? Are you a retard?
>>33210327>I find their facial features to be very attractiveThat's a perfectly fine and valid reason.
>but I don't want other ppl to accuse me of yellow feverUnavoidable, I'm afraid.
>>33210331nta but bro you really should stop watching porn
>>33210332>a good jobI'm literally a glorified janitor lol, it's fucking pathetic
>how you're so hungry and need a pound.I can end that hunger by growing a pair and jumping off a cliff like I was supposed to do a year ago before chickening out https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30892984/#q30894931
>>33210343Probably.
I've never used a dating app though.
Anyone want to go on a date with me to an art gallery
>>33210345>Unavoidable, I'm afraid.I guess I just don't tell ppl i guess.
Do all asian women suspect that a potential partner could have yellow fever and try to probe them for this before getting with them?
>>33210343More likely the algorithm hates her, for some reason.
Or she lives in a place where the app isn't popular.
>>33210349Sorry I only date clingy women who want marriage and kids
>>33210344YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCKING IDENTIFY WITH NOT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED OUTSIDE OF A RELATIONSHIP
>>33210341???
>>33210343oh boy, YOU again? i hope candlejack fi
Boys
Would you leave your wife if after 5+ years married she becomes less sexually attractive
>>33210327It's not weird. Just don't obsess over it.
>avoidYou can't. It's the internet, extremes are the norm.
>>33210313>the telepath roasties weren't bullshitting
I cannot believe they didn't fire me today. I am going to burn in hell for lying
>>33210357no, that’s expected in a marriage. I’d stay loyal
>she didn’t add me
Is it over anons?
>>33210355Well, I'm gonna go ahead and identify as whatever I want, and you can sit there and be mad about it lmao
>>33210349As long as it isn't modern art. And also as long as we get smoothies afterwards. Or maybe ice cream. I like mint and chocolate chip!!
>>33210282Yeah, that's fucked up.
And this is *me* saying that.
There's at least three levels of that that'd need to change before it'd be acceptable.
>>33210337>don't understand ur worldviewYou don't understand it because you're not a mentally ill bipolar lunatic like me
I have no appetite nor gumption for consistent eating. I'm not able to successful work through my issues, experience clearly depicts. Suicide is the only logical solution to mine and countless others' plights; alas I was previously arrested for proposing this and subsequently shuttled off to the loony bin...
>>33210357Of course not, wtf
>>33210343No. I'd say her profile was flagged or the app is bugged and she isn't being shown to anyone
As a woman you can put no photos of yourself empty bio and you'll get likes on a dating site
>>33210357depends on what you mean by "less sexually attractive"
is she just aging? that's fine.
did she get morbidly obese because she can't take care of herself? I'll definitely leave.
I want to creampie a woman so bad
>>33210181No, they don't define it by behaviour they define by a lack of sexual desire. I think it's just autism desu
>>33210365Why are you so desperate to want an identity, especially about not having your dick sucked?
>>33210347>I'm literally a glorified janitorAt a pretty cool place. That's respectable.
>growing a pair and jumping off a cliff like I was supposed to do a year ago before chickening outOr grow a pair and go to work tomorrow, and tough it out. In either case quitting is not productive.
>>33210357of course not, if I'm marrying someone, I like them enough to not leave 'em for anything other than betrayal of some kind (and even then, only after they would refuse to improve). Sad that this isn't the norm, that you could even think that's a reasonable scenario conceptually.
>>33210363It never began bruv
>>33210365Lol the one I was thinking of has modern art.
>>33210364It doesn't have to be gay.
The internet is making me feel like I’m going fucking crazy rn. Anyone else feel like this?
>>33210357That's not how marriage works.
>>33210366>3 levels Nta
Removal of daughter from bed
Consent
What’s the third?
>>33210347I remember that
I've changed so much in a year. Or the things around me have changed a lot. Weird
>>33210331Seeing a cute haircut on TV and wanting one for yourself isn't equivalent to reading Fifty Shades and asking your husband why he isn't a millionaire. And if women were as stupid as the men in your scenario, who cares, they can file for divorce and spend any number of years looking for that millionaire bf who doesn't exist
>>33210349What if I don't like the gallery?
>>33210357I will not tolerate my wife getting fat
Hello guyse.
How are you doing today?
I'm very tired and lonely. It's cold outside and we have intermittent rain that's supposed to last for about a week. That's very cozy. But the loneliness is annoying. Maybe I can use this comfy context to finally play E33 and Metaphor.
>>33210370why haven’t you?
>>33210372At this point, it's solely because it's getting you worked up, ya dumb cuck
>>33210357Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.
girls
Would you leave your husband if after 5+ married he becomes less sexually attractive
>>33210359>he thought it was a larp
>>33210347Hey I was in that thread! I was gonna kill myself too in solidarity but I’m in a better headspace now.
>>33210361>I am going to burn in hell for lyingNah. If you did something wrong, repent and try to redeem yourself. Don't condemn yourself. Just be better. Living life in a prison of guilt and self hatred is not the purpose God created us for.
And not all lies are equal.
>>33210389COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION
>>33210376Well...if we still get ice cream afterwards, I would look at modern art with you, but I'll be shitting on it the WHOLE time, but not in an awkward way but in a way we would hopefully find mutually amusing. I like amusing people I'm on dates with, it's almost my entire personality.
>>33210382We can spend a little time there if I like it and then go somewhere else that you like.
>>33210389Don't ask to repeat the question
>>33210390yes definitely. Sex is too important to wait around, if I lose attraction for him we’d have a talk about it, if he wouldn’t be ok going open. Then I would leave him for something better. Life is too short
>>33210390>after 5+ marriedI'd simply fuck my 4 other husbands
>>33210395nta but an extremely strong need to become a dad so i can have something to protect and care for
>>33210395I'm sure it would feel amazing. And to me it's the ultimate expression of sexual intimacy and lust.
>>33210357>Would you leave your wife if after 5+ years married she becomes less sexually attractiveObviously not.
However, there's a distinct difference between physical decline and no longer giving a fuck about what her man finds attractive.
>>33210401Too late, someone already did
>>33210397
>>33210380Well change is arguably a positive thing, whether internal or external. I hope you're thriving nonetheless anon
>>33210373>a pretty cool placeThat I poison and infect with my presence
>go to work tomorrow, and tough it outWhat's the fucking point. I'm going to be crying and erratic and worry people. Best to stay out of their way if I am still unwell.
I'm going to turn off my alarm, sleep all day, and then leave my manager a voicemail that I quit.
>>33210386Bipolar gang
>>33210393Holy shit lol, well I'm very glad you are still here and kicking anon xxx godspeed
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>>33210375dang, maybe next time it’ll work out
>>33210402is this bait? you're a gross person if it isn't
>>33210411Maybe she just ages poorly naturally. Nothing to do with her self care
>>33210357No.
If we're married, it'd take either cheating or a criminal offense for me to leave her.
>>33210343I would think she's either visibly unattractive, crazy, or glitched.
Almost certainly glitched, knowing men.
>>33210416life is too short to forgo sex. If you want to live a sexless life, go ahead. But I won’t. I make it clear in my relationships that sex is a top priority. If that ever changes; it’s over
Are there some words you just cannot say?
State the word and your gender
>booty
>female
I cannot say it for the life of me.
>>33210420Nta but you're a disgusting slut lol. Kill yourself
>>33210414>Holy shit lol, well I'm very glad you are still here and kicking anon xxx godspeedSame to you brotherman, hang in there a little longer
>>33210384Why does no one wanna talk to me? :/
>>33210338Wait boxers don’t wear their gloves outside the ring?
Do you often tell people to kill themselves while taking about how dumb guys are?
>>33210390I don’t know maybe. I couldn’t imagine living with a man who I no longer want to fuck.
>>33210420I do not like sharing a world with you, but at least you do your part in making it clear.
>gender
>favorite kino(s) / what you've seen recently
>>33210400I mean id be happy to go with you if you enjoy that sort of thing. I could try to figure out what it is you enjoy about it and maybe learn something about you. But it's not really typically my kind of thing so I'm worried you'd feel that's a red flag.
>>33210429M
I watched Closer last week, I really enjoyed it
>>33210421M
My women friends like using the word bitch and try to get me to say it but it just doesn’t feel right coming out of my mouth
>>33210381>Seeing a cute haircut on TV and wanting one for yourself That's exactly how it happens. Except the scale is 100000 times bigger. That's how adveritisng companies convince you you want their product, dummy
It's not that you don't understand, it's that you refuse to understand because IRONICALLY you want to CLING the propaganda that when a thot shows her cunt on camera and posts it everywhere or when a whore is fucked by a 1000 men in one day, women are being empowered
It's funny how these empowering women never do any good or charity (tho they clown on people like Mrbeast) or start a business or do anything that requires brain activity ... They're always these selfish whores who makes millions and retire to their lavish lives and no one asks them for anything, unlike other billionaires
>>33210425I actually meant to reply, but forgot to. But I don't find video games fun anymore so I have nothing to say to you, really, sorry
Women what will you never care about?
>>33210420At least you make it known so normal people can stay away from you.
>boys say they’d stay with their wife until the end
>girls say they would bail on their husband for new cock
Society is fucked
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>>33210424>hang in there a little longerThere's absolutely nothing to live for in my life. It's abject despair from my perspective. But I'm glad that you are clinging onto something and doing OK. Xx
>>33210426Do you have nothing else to say? I've already replied to your "dumb guys" point
Piss off
>>33210410What is he let you be open?
>>33210438>taking anything people say in atoga seriouslyAnon is fucked
>>33210429M
been depression-watching bojack horseman lately, before that it was smiling friends and before that it was westworld
Be me
f 30
Planned a trip, out of country with my sister and her bf + my bf. Sister and I spent days/hours plannin and financing this.
We tried to get every guided tour to see most stuff in one package.
We had a little get together sister+bf and me+bf. And we dropped the idea of a such a trip to them, like lets go somewhere and see all the guided tours with a schedule. We kinda wanted to test the waters before we commit to buying everything. Both guys without even thinking said
"Absolute nightmare fuel"
"oh wow, getting some time off work only to jump into another schedule, and cant spend time on my own pace"
Now sister and I feel real bad.
We canceled the whole thing.
So guys. what is your ideal holiday trip? Something with scheduled events seems to not be popular.
>>33210438That just sounds like evolution
>Man is weak>Children will be weak>Don't have children with him
>>33210425You have a penis
>>33210414>That I poison and infect with my presenceNah. I really don't believe this.
>I'm going to be crying and erratic and worry people.So take a sickday. No sense in quitting. See how you feel on Monday.
>>33210436People that enjoy playing the victim.
>>33210444really? you think people log on to 4chan and then start lying? you can't be serious??
>>33210445nta
Smiling Friends has become my go to depression watch. Episode one lives rent free in my head.
>>33210435What changed?
Do you still enjoy movies? I know they aren't the same, but jrpg's are for the story.
>>33210415NTA but I didn't expect to see my grandmother's creepy dolls reposted here lol
>>33210429Favorite movie I've seen so far in 2025 is Wuthering Heights / Abismos de Pasion (Luis Bunuel, 1954).
Male.
>>33210421There are words I have no cause or interest to say. But I can't think of any I literally cannot.
>>33210446M
ON one hand I agree it sucks having a schedule, on the other had if you don't plan out what to do you won't be able to do anything on the trip.
Just find out things he wants to do so you can include it in the schedule, otherwise you'll just end up at the hotel while he's on his phone laughing at tik tok.
>>33210296Are creampies still worth it even if they make you wish you could be bred sooner?
>>33210465Penis (1) or pussy (2)?
>>33210418>criminal offenseIs there a story here?
>>33210467
>>33210421Yes, lots based on how they sound or connections to certain foods but it honestly gives me the ick to even type them
Women, do you want to hold it while your bf pees?
>>33210452i love it for the vibe, personally. every episode is really good. same with bluey, although i can't really watch bluey anymore cuz it tickles my baby fever too badly
>>33210455grew out of it, i guess. i can only play games if i'm really high, or if i'm on stimulants, but honestly i'd much rather just spend the time working on stuff (which, ironically, involves gamedev). that said, for the first time in a while i've been playing xenoblade chronicles x remaster, as that was my favorite game, but even that i haven't touched in like a month now despite only sinking maybe 10 or 15 hours into it..
>>33210456I loved the pic anon, it’s just so perfect.
It’s got “Me and the boys after a night of drinking” type energy
>>33210429M
Blade Runner, The Crow, Edge of Tomorrow, Terminator 2
I haven't watched anything good recently.
>>33210442Coming from a broken record. You got called out, had nothing to say, pivot to insults for coping.
I have just consumed a large amount of BBQ chicken
What did /are you gals having for dinner?
Bros what are you making yourself or paying a person in a laughably bad outfit to make you?
>>33210468Second. Have said it when I'm very angry, but it's to drive a point. Kinda like when grannies drop an f bomb out of nowhere when they're big pissed
>>33210417>Maybe she just ages poorly naturally. Nothing to do with her self careThat's entirely possible. People age. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. As long as an effort is being made, she can still be attractive. Just not as attractive as she once was. And that's fine.
Anyone else think that "unrealistic body standards" argument is dumb? Who cares?
>Some men/women will want a woman/man that looks like this unrealistic standard
just dont date those people? i dont get it
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>>33210465>tfw no femanon gf to make say the p word bashfully while we sex
>>33210482it would be so cute
>>33210414> Bipolar gangDon’t lump me in with you
>>33210446>So guys. what is your ideal holiday trip?This is rathet common. You were very reasonable about it.
But there's cases where women do things for men, without asking if they want those things done, and then she feels offended or unappreciated. Ofc this was something so big that asking was needed. I'm just saying it's a common phenomenon.
Anyway, idk. I don't know those people so it's hard to say. I personally dislike schedules in vacation trips. I like freedom and to get lost in the city and figure it out. Or even stay in the hotel for a day if I feel like it.
Getting some tours is fine and cool. But I've gone in way too many vacations where these plans end up being a source of stress or annoying shit.
>>33210448Yeah
>>33210402>if after 5+ years he becomes less sexually attractive>if I lose attraction for himI realize this is bait but equating these was hilarious.
>>33210287I can't imagine the adrenaline you must've felt.
>We’re about to cum when we hear a big family crowd in the distance so he grabs our towels and throws them on top of us while he stays inside me not moving. as soon as they pass by he thrusts one last time and cums inside meDid you lose your chance to cum?
>>33210485Maybe you'll find them someday.
>>33210396>>33210398I slept in and they had to call me to wake me up and I lied and said I felt sick because of my period
>>33210487Nta
https://youtu.be/QjL7D33xpS4
>>33210477>got called outbuddy, no one called me out on anything. i came here, i made the post for people to reply, then i argued with them
kek... rope!
>>33210429M
Chernobyl is the only show i've seen this year
>>33210164M
2 hours spanning multiple rounds with 2 volleyball players(and neither of them were liberos
>>33210483It’s a real thing, but most people let go as they age.
>>33210449>really don't believe thisI appreciate your input, but I do and I'm the one who is there at the end of the day
>take a sickdayI've taken tons of sick days recently lol and I'm scheduled to work the next 8 days in a row. I have to be up in 6 hours. There's just no point in me wasting mine and their time
>>33210446>"oh wow, getting some time off work only to jump into another schedule, and cant spend time on my own pace"Yeah. This is why I never go on holiday trips, and just sit at home.
If I had enough time and money it'd be fun to just bum around the world with no plan and see where I end up. Spend some time in various places, soaking in the atmosphere.
>>33210478f 30.
I had about 3lbs of moose mincemeat to make meatballs out of, and my bf made handmade eggless pasta, in somewhat wide long strips.
tomato sauce with loads of onions, garlic and herbs.
It was good. Moose meat has a kinda strong, gamy taste, but low on fat
>>33210483>Anyone else think that "unrealistic body standards" argument is dumb?Dumb people care about the fact that other dumb people exist.
You're dangerously close to it yourself but you're just asking a question, not complaining about it.
Women, do you laugh when your boyfriend talks to men you've fucked?
>>33210446My ideal holiday trip is driving around to other states and taking photos of towns and nature. Go to some national parks and museums/art stuff too. I don't mind some guided events just because it's nice to have someone knowledgeable who can give you some context. When I was growing up my dad didn't really care for guided tours but always set vacations up that way because my mom liked them and had in mind stuff she wanted to see. Those vacations were kind of exhausting because of how much stuff they had planned. That said, my favorite memories of vacations with my parents were from random interactions I had with other kids and with people on the street. You should have a plan for vacations, but it's nice to have some time to dick around in between scheduled events.
>>33210390I would do anything for an ugly husband who loves me
>>33210489What the fuck? I wasn't doing that lol. Kill yourself
>>33210457Why are you even here?
>>33210469>Is there a story here?No.
I was mainly thinking of lying and deception like hiding money or defrauding or getting on drugs, etc, etc.
Anything that's lying is cheating (pleaso don't be autistic about this. I'm talking shit like hiding a gambling debt or money that she keeps a secret, idk.). And things that could endanger our family.
>>33210509false, because i could commit right now to being your ugly husband but you'd just ignore me. it's not lice to go on an image board and nie.
>>33210146>wish anons stopped horny posting i’m getting turned onSTRONG VASCULAR HANDS, BIG FOREARMS, HAPPY TRAILS, DEEP VOICE WHISPERING IN YOUR EAR, ROUGH SEX, BALLS DEEP CREAMPIE! cuddling after.
>>33210469No, it's just poop
>>33210478I'm currently cooking teriyaki rice with meatballs and sliced carrots. I'd sauté the carrots in shallot sauce but... Huh
I'll use yellow onions.
Thanks anon.
>>33210497And you got really whiny about it and told them to piss off
m or f
what do you think is going on in this picture?
>>33210483I don't know if it's just me who's dumb, but this post is very incoherent and I don't understand what it is you want to know exactly?
>>33210516>HAPPY TRAILSSTOP. NOT NOW I DON'T NEED HORNY RIGHT NOW
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>it wont let me delete my discord post so now im forced to keep it up
I have made a mistake
>>33210513Eh, yeah. I get that. It's more that I understand the sentiment. If you'll lie about this or that what other things are you going to lie about?
>>33210474They're so grimy lol I wish I had washed them up a bit first but I guess that's part of the vibe
Women what should men do?
>>33210495Lesson learned: Lying makes you feel really bad. Don't do it again and you'll be fine.
>>33210528oops, meant to phrase this in the form of a question.
Thoughts?
>>33210245It's not possible, all I seem to be capable of doing is regressing and letting my mental illness destroy my life kek
>>33210460How does it feel?
Why?
When?
I wanna hold boobies.
>>33210529Yeah.
I don't want to have any secrets as a married couple. Not between us, at least.
>>33210528I'm keeping that image for reasons you'll never know
>>33210528Well anon...this is what you get for being thirsty in an /atoga/ thread.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, eh? :P
>>33210534I already lied which means I'm going to hell
>>33210536Shhhhhh stop being a negative nelly. You are not the first person with whatever issues you have.
>>33210171>we both enjoy some OF.Any girl-on-girl content creators you two would recommend?
>>33210503>There's just no point in me wasting mine and their timeRight, because you have so much more important things to do.
>>33210539Indeed u_u
>>33210538Its one of my favorites, glad you like it. Hope you put it to good use
>>33210429Male
Favorite is still Princess Bride
What I've watched recently is mostly regrettable anime. Although that evil lord of an intergalactic empire was pretty okay. I liked that it had both got both goofy humor and traumatic body horror. It's rare that a source of media will acknowledge both.
girls
What would you do if your boyfriend wasn’t interested in sex anymore, but was willing to do it when you wanted it
Both genders, do you think we'll ever get another cult classic mascot? Like will we ever see another Mario, or Mickey Mouse, or Sonic?
>>33210514I have lice too
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Every comment I have ever received about my appearance from a woman
>You look like the guy from the Good Surgeon (pic rel and from a Latina I knew in college)
>You look like a young Rory McIlroy (from a middle aged lady)
>You have really broad shoulders anon (girl in high school)
>You’re lucky to have such a nice nose (from a Jewish girl with a really big nose)
>Youve got very small ears (my cousin)
And that’s it, do I sound chopped? Or not that bad?
>>33210524she’s asking her dad to buy her more dresses and shoes and he’s contemplating killing himself
>>33210460Like when you're having sex? Or always?
>>33210537Boobs all feel different. There's a fat to glandular tissue ratio that varies in texture even within the month. Some are ultra squishy, some are firmer. You'll find out what you get when you touch one. Like a gacha ball
>>33210521whines about me being "whiny" and what i said because it's huwtful :( :(
dumbass, this isn't chruch. we swear and use insults here
also i explained why i said "piss off" to you: because you kept making the same damn point
kys and soon!
>>33210498Really love chernobyl. managed to catch it on cytube when it was first airing.
>>33210449Well I just promised my ex I won't take any more sick days, so I will go in every day
I'm just really fucking depressed honestly. I think one of the days, I will hide out in the grounds after my shift until the middle of the night. Then at like 3am I'll go into the kitchen and do a Sylvia Plath move and kill myself in the oven. My housemates are away next week so it can be boiled (lol) down to an accident.
>>33210530You can do that now and post another pic of them if you’d like. I’d like that.
>>33210558I like the squishy ones. I think so, at least.
>>33210542NTA. To be fair, his issues are rather sever and pathological.
>>33210550you're lying again, aren't you?
it's okay, i don't hate you. i even lied, too, i'm not particularly ugly. that makes us even :]
>>33210544>you have so much more important things to do.No I don't, but I'm talking about my capability to be a useful employee
>>33210542I'm not, but the best solution for bipolar disorder appears to be suicide
>>33210478m
getting ready to boil a potato and eggs here in a bit.
>>33210429Female, embarrassing to admit but I just finished Pam and Tommy and it was pretty fun
>>33210548Get his test levels checked and on every test boosting supplement I can find viable research on. That's like a singular indicator of a myriad of other bad things going on in men's bodies.
>>33210526Hmm, I guess I should shave mine off then.
>>33210541That's not how that works.
I feel so behind in life.
But I also feel like I don't care about advancing in life if I'm alone.
>>33210571Assume the doctor says he’s within normal limits for his age.
>>33210457Lol, based lesbian
>>33210536That's not true.
>>33210526is that really all it takes anon? jeez...
>>33210555Finnish.
>>33210558>Boobs all feel differentTrue.
When I was a teen and our boobs were growing, my friends and I just felt around eachothers boobs at a sleepover. One had real heavy ones that were dense as fuck, not soft like the next girls. All of ours were very different and we were wondering what was normal, and what wasnt, and if we should ask someone about it.
Now that we're older, we know that no two boobies are the same, even if they are from the same chest
>>33210069No. It feels like hungry but for sex.
For the ladies, how important is a guys’ ass in judging his appearance? I know it’s one of the most important things I judge in girls, so I’m wondering if it’s equivalent for ladies.
Femanons, do you think us male anons will ever get gfs?
>>33210524f
It‘s literally called the confession.
also
>Dicksee lol
>>33210566That's probably Stardew you're replying to lol. She likes to handwave any issues with a "get over it" mentality. Her future children with her lesbian wife are going to be fucked in the head.
>>33210549Yes, but you will be too old and grouchy to recognise it for what it is.
>>33210583No unless you let me hold your dick when you pee
>>33210575Normal limits are bullshit, and they've lowered them in just the past couple of decades. But there's also the psychological factor to address. Stress. Pressure. Insecurity. All sorts of things.
>>33210446Honestly. A good spa hotel, with great room service. Grab a beer at the local bar. Back to the hotel room before dark and chill on a soft clean bed.
I’ve seen enough, I don’t care, I don’t want my days off to be scheduled for activities, and have to pay for it. Fuck that
>>33210579NTA. Are left boobs usually bigger?
>>33210587sorry, not happening. i can't pee if there is another person in a 30 foot radius around me.
>>33210524A man thinking about suicide while his therapist tries to get him not to.
>>33210588doesn’t matter.
>>33210578YOU JUST DON'T GET IT
>>33210524F
"Here is how to hold my hand, you literal retard."
>>33210562One day at a time.
>>33210587But like, what if it turns into a boner?
>>33210587I don't even hold my own cock when i pee, god guides my aim
>>33210579GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I just wanna touch some boobs. Fuck!!
>>33210598What doesn't matter?
>>33210577It is true though, at least as far as my life so far has demonstrated
Should I just block my ex? I can't cope with this anymore
>>33210583Sure, if you want
>>33210507Yeah, at the moids that are all stalking me online because I have Best Pussy Disease.
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>>33210549We get those once every several years at least.
Can y'all niggas stop yelling?
>>33210582man ass should not be something I have to ever think about
>>33210583some, yeah, others, not so much
Women, where should a man's hands be during sex?
>>33210568>but I'm talking about my capability to be a useful employeeLet your boss worry about that. Do the the best you can.
>>33210609Can you inoculate me please?
>>33210599I sorta do. The day I discovered I had a praise kink was wild, I was absolutely appalled at the boner I had and how easily it came. And out of nowhere, too...
>>33210472Yeah, for the meme.
>>33210524She's telling her husband she's a cheating skank
Why are all women such unrepentant whores?
>>33210574Because life is a race? First to the finish line wins?
>>33210612>some, yeah, others, not so muchDo you think I will?
>>33210612>man ass should not be something I have to ever think aboutUgh where is the male-asshair femanon when you need her
>>33210390>becomes less sexually attractiveHow? I'm older.
>>33210615I can't though anon ): I can't function rn I'm shaking and crying. I have to go in 6 hours and also promised my mom to call and help her with things after work. I don't feel like I can cope with anything right now
Women, what's your favorite swimwear to wear?
>>33210605you’re saying the goalposts shifted. But men are having decreasing testosterone earlier. Taking supplements is very bad for him unless his testosterone levels are dangerously low. so what if you want him to take supplements but he isn’t comfortable with it?
state gender
how often do you think about rape?
women, is rape one of your fetishes?
>>33210621No. But I'm not as mature or independent as I should be.
>>33210585>She likes to handwave any issues with a "get over it" mentality.Well to be fair to her, what else can any of us do when it comes to qt?
>>33210579Did you have a lesbian sex orgy afterwards?
>>33210627Watched this webm while I was listening to https://youtu.be/7VZZtbrPzuk?si=CeJJFxbpZp5zWac- vibes lol
if life is a race, then it is a REAL fucking nigger.
women, am i funny
>>33210564No time right now anon but maybe another day
>>33210634M
Only when I masturbate.
>Life is highway, and i'm gonna ride it all night looong
>>33210584who's confessing to who?
>>33210637>what else can any of us do when it comes to qt?Shoot me and put me out of my misery please
Fuck, this bag of doritos is wreaking havor in my guts. I'm feeling it...
>>33210138>just reading this makes me miss my bf. should i text him saying i want to be creampied by him?Yes, and make a voca please.
>>33210651What flavor did you get?
>>33210600Oh! So that's how you're supposed to do it? With my palm on the back of your hand? Maybe lace my fingers between yours?
>>33210654Nacho cheese, the only flavor I like.
>>33210651>bag of doritosNo wonder you're still a fatso
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Men’s silhouettes are so beautiful
>>33210632Supplements. Not roids. And no, they're fucking not. Depending on what they are, anyway.
I would never be with someone that doesn't trust my autistic levels of research into shit in the first place.
>>33210627High-waisted one piece
>>33210627>tfw too old to get a decent nonwhite gfFML
>>33210659And women's aren't?
>>33210639>Did you have a lesbian sex orgy afterwards?>NTARemember the femanon that had a threesome with two sisters? What a legend.
Women whats your opinion on guys with oversized trucks who dont use them for work or even hauling rvs
>>33210512Because I want to fucking be
>>33210606Go to bed. It's midnight and being awake clearly does you no more good this day.
>>33210634M
Idk
Only in a fetishized context
I can never get off to CNC media
Maybe actual irl rapeplay?
>>33210667NTA. Do you use men for their bodies?
>>33210657>Nacho cheeseFor me, I only like spicy flavors like flamin hot nacho or Tabasco
>>33210627>tfw no jiggly gf
>>33210664What exactly is with you retarded, unlovable bastards not knowing how to read? I didn’t fucking say women’s aren’t.
>>33210666A boring car for a boring guy
>>33210659Is there any mancrazy vibed artists for women out there or is it all "I hate moids"?
>>33210664This is you nigga
>>33210581>I could go for some falafel right now>You know what sounds good right now? Dick.Like that?
>>33210649NTA but I think it's meant to be ambiguous anon
>>33210650Not over the internet.
>>33210660You’re a woman. You don’t know shit.
>>33210679Nothing really.
But I read how that foid's bf made handmade pasta and I don't know how to do that.
How am I supposed to get a gf?
>>33210680Sounds like a conversation JH would ahve
>>33210379There's a lot of layered aspects but if we're taking removing the daughter as one, which removes the aspects of sex in front of others, sex in proximity to a child, and sex in the presence of someone who is likely to be traumatized if they observe and might hide that observation, that leaves consent. Ignoring the lack of consenting to the above, we can take "consent" to refer to the fact that he is initiating sex in such a way that her only alternative is to likely traumatize a small child, emotional coercion.
But there's also the aspects of consenting to anal, to dry anal, and to surprise sex, to forceful or coercive sex.
tl;dr: surprise buttsex
Is Jesus Christ your lord and savior? If so, why are you retarded?
>>33210659Unfortunately you cringe when I step into the light.
>>33210649That's clearly the expression of a man learning that his son actually is some other guy's
>>33210651They have Doritos where your from?
>Women like dick, they just dont like the men attached to them
>Women care more about men's personality and confidence, not their dicks
Okay which one is it?
>>33210674>>33210678So, why did you specify men? What's so unique about their silhouettes, huh?
>>33210639no.
We did some spin the bottle, kissed on the lips and asked who had a crush on who.
>it was all on the same boyThen we made popcorn, got our lemonade and candy and watched a horror movie. I think it was 1999 version of house on a haunted hill. Gave me nightmares for years.
>>33210686>I don't know how to do thatThen learn. Or don't. It's up to you. You're not him.
What are your thoughts on this song?
https://youtu.be/WWwUP2EMUQ4?t=17
>>33210699Lame
You girls could have had some fun
>>33210612Bummer, I was hoping mine being nice actually mattered
>>33210696How would you have felt if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
>>33210699Sounds like a good evening unironically
No wait, god damn, this shit hurts so bad
I think I ate something spicy last night, I remember it tasting unusually spicy for some reason but didn't pay it any mind, not I'm paying the price.
>>33210685I know all sorts of shit. What do you know?
Were you the fucker that ERPd with the girl on WoW?
>>33210696Both. Just because women care more about personality doesn't mean she has to like yours.
>>33210702Stop being such a lgbtroon, jeez
>>33210693The have Doritos everywhere in the world, Anon.
>>33210698Get yourself checked out.
>https://988lifeline.org/>dial 911>1-800-662-HELP (4357)
>>33210699The sad thing is there are probably guys itt who will believe this
Women what are those ugly baby dolls called?
They’re furry but they have a human face.
Can you please explain the appeal to me?
>>33210713Thinking about lesbian sex is about the straight thing a man can do
>>33210696Different women are different
>>33210715Hey, don't move the goalposts
Femanon, im hungry. What did you make for dinner?
>>33210505Garlic those meatballs next time anon
>>33210720For a betaboy, who can't even imagine himself having sex with women
Patriot act
Yes or no?
Gender?
>>33210730I dont know what that is but it sounds very american
M
I am the thinnest I can be before being underweight and I still hate my body. Anything skin tight looks so retarded on me. Nothing ever drapes nicely or looks like it suits me
Women do you cause erections when you enter a room?
>>33210684RIP
>>33210668Don't think I can sleep rn desu
I will go bed at 1am and try sleep x
>>33210599Just masturbate
>>33210730Who doesn’t love a law designed to give the Gov “1984” levels of surveillance privileges?
>>33210600>F>"Here is how to hold my hand, you literal retard."I need to lose my virginity to a woman like this.
Is it too late for me to learn how to be a bf at 30?
>>33210668Should I just turn off my morning alarm? I just don't see myself going to work without having a breakdown and getting sent home anyway
Why do Mexicans smell like cumin and earth
>>33210740Work out.
>Nothing ever drapes nicely or looks like it suits meThis is purely a matter of subjective perspective. Wear comfy clothes, both physically and psychologically, and they will like like they suit you. If not immediately then soon enough.
Also, not being able to find clothes that you like is a reason to learn to sew and make your own clothes.
>>33210758Are you going to kill yourself if the answer is yes?
Do you expect things to get easier once you're 40?
What other options do you have except simply doing it?
Fucking retard, never post again.
>>33210742>Don't think I can sleep rn desuDon't care. Go to bed.
>I will go bed at 1amDo it right now mister.
>>33210758f 30 here
I have ever had 2 boyfriends.
>mind you the first one I had for 10 years from 19 to 29.Why would it be late?
I still dont know how to be "ideal" either, or how to even approach my own bf when I feel like I need some closeness
>>33210769Please answer the question, I’m trying to learn
>>33210761You don't have too see anything. Eyes closed.
>>33210770Fuck off, retard.
>>33210775how the hell you sink a decade of your prime years with a guy and not make it work?
I'm sorry but it's over for you. One chance.
>>33210772>Are you going to kill yourself if the answer is yes?Well no, I'd kill myself for some other reason
>Do you expect things to get easier once you're 40?No
>What other options do you have except simply doing it?Death
>Fucking retard, never post again.If i had anything else I would
>>33210777>>33210783What are you talking about?
The old thread hit page 10
>>33205202
>>33210775>or how to even approach my own bf when I feel like I need some closenessNTA. How come? This is strange to me.
>>33210774OK I am actually going to bed right now and trying to sleep, and keeping my 6am alarm on
I'm just so depressed and hopeless but I guess I can still try to work thru
>>33210758I'm 24 and wondering the same thing
Women what do you think its like being a man?
women, opinion on black men?
would you date one? fuck one? marry one?
>>33210775Because I don't know how to act like a person
>>33210784We tried to have a child for many years.
turns out I cant have one. And I knew my bf wanted children. It was his biggest dream in life to be a father to his own child.
So I walked away.
I got very depressed because I couldnt be that woman. And in that depression fueled mental state I decided that the most loving thing I could ever do is to let him loose.
>>33210723Maple dijon glazed chicken breast and salad, and I'll be frying up a left over baked potato for him
>>33210788If you truly are not pretending to be retarded, it needs to be the active thread should be halfway through page 10. The one before that shouldn't even exist anymore by the time you make a new one. What the fuck do you think warrants 4 simultaneous atogas?
>>33210775>or how to even approach my own bf when I feel like I need some closenessGrim
>>33210803Attention whore never cease to amaze me
>>33210806>it needs to be the active thread should be halfway through page 10.If that's the case, then why was
>>33207154 made on page 4 of the one before it?
Why does he get to break the rules?
>>33210696Women tend to love their man's dick.
>>33210794Honestly pretty tough
>>33210812Are you that rapist murderer groomer cheater?
>>33210818>groomerHow do you groom a grown ass woman lmao
>>33210818No, he's just a groomer cheater
Women do you think men that still like nintendo games are cringe?
>>33210811He's retarded. Isn't 1 person being retarded enough? At least his thread has the FAQ unlike your edition that's both early and shitty
>>33210803If you were here I'd feed you anon
>>33210810I was just answering the question, jeez
>>33210774I'm going to bed but I'm turning off my morning alarm
I can't cope with going to work or anything rn
>>33210825>At least his thread has the FAQWhy is that a good thing?
No one reads it, and he's has no authority, so he can't even enforce made up rules.
This thread isn't a general.
Women, how do you feel about up the ass?
>>33210794>You wake up at 8 to 11 am>you make about 5 to 8 cups of coffee and drink all but one cups worth out of it>you either make a majestic breakfast with bacon and eggs or yesterdays leftovers and leave the kitchen a mess>or you dont eat breakfast at all>you dont brush your teeth, you comb your beard and hair>you shower if it has been about 48 since the last time>You take inventory of your days duties>go to work if necessary>get depressed knowing you are doing the job of three people for the price of one.You give up a bit more each day.
>decide if chores are not important and can wait for tomorrow>but your cars left side stereo doesnt really work well enough>open the speaker area from the door>dont finish fixing it>you lack a copper buttplug essential to the whole thing>you might have known this beforehand, but just wanted to see if it could be done without>if you're single, you think the "every 4 month cleaning up of house" is about due>you grab your vacuum cleaner and get out the dustballs the size of a chihuahua from the corners>a day well spent, you reward yourself with a drinkAm I close?
>>33210825>He's retarded>At least his thread has the FAQSo it's better for someone to break their own fake rules, rather than just let the thread be organic?
>>33210834>This thread isn't a general.It more or less is
>>33210844sounds about right
>>33210780I'll go to work tomorrow but I'm going to get blackout drunk beforehand
I will let you know how it goes
>>33210846Well I disagree.
Back in the day he even used to change the thread title to Ask The Opposite Sex Anything and would try to split threads apart when he didn't get his way.
Men, do you even want a gf?
>>33210834>>33210845What are you on about, it is a general and the purpose of a general is to define what type of discussion it is for, just as you can report offtopic shit from your regular non-general threads. The problem we're having is that this general has filled with retarded newfags who stir up shit because they want attention or a free use chatroom.
>>33210844Not really lol
>you dont brush your teeth>you shower if it has been about 48 since the last timeis this really what women think of us? damn
>>33210857No woman has ever offered sex to me. I don't know in what world this author lives.
>>33210857Yes, but i'm scared of women so i don't bother
>>33210857no. but i'm probably schizoid so that isn't saying much
Should i buy an iphone just because iphone pictures always make me look more attractive?
>>33210858>newfags who stir up shit because they want attention or a free use chatroom.It's been this way the entire time, what the fuck are you talking about?
These threads were at their peak when they roamed all over the place and we had toonmes and voca parties.
>>33210858>it is a generalWhere is "general" anywhere in the title?
>>33210857Not enough to do what it takes to get one.
>>33210853>I'm going to get blackout drunk beforehand>I will let you know how it goesPlease don't.
>>33210881NTA, but perpetual one-after-the-other threads with the same topic are called generals
>>33210815NTA. Appreciate your empathy
>>33210857Ultimately yes, but I fear the gender wars have driven us too far apart.
>>33210903>Early threadNo, fuck that
>>33210886Why not? What am I supposed to do then?
>>33210809>>33210831Have either of you been with one before?
>>33210769NTA. Those are both pleasant smells.
>>33210825>>33210834>>33210858>>33210881>>33210846When there's a FAQ, I intentionally break at least 1 of the rules when I normally wouldn't. I'd be surprised if it didn't cause more anons to act up given the contrarian nature of 4chan.
>>33210818>Are you that rapist murderer groomer cheater?Inaccurate.
I did once plan to murder a rapist, if that's what you mean by "rapist murderer". But I decided against that whole plan.
As for me raping others, I detest the idea. Ignoring the horrific immorality of it, it's literally manifesting into reality the abstract concept that the only way you can have sex is through force.
There's been a few nebulous times but full consent was initiated beforehand.
I refuse to kill because if I decide who lives or dies, then there's no limit to it beyond the practical.
>groomerSee
>>33210820>How do you groom a grown ass woman lmaoThis. Idfk
>cheaterI've cheated. Apparently this means that I am badevilwrong about everything always forever. Or something.
>>33211022It's weird how you always try to put your cheating firmly in the past, but it's not like one day you said to yourself "I feel bad about this, I'm not going to cheat ever again" and then you stopped of your own free will. You were totally down to continue cheating and you were only forced to stop because your affair partner got sick of you. If you'd had your way then you'd still be cheating right now. I don't know, it just feels like a dishonest way to present yourself.
>>33211044CB stopped fucking him because she wanted commitment and he just wanted to fuck her.
>>33210912If you're gonna drink, I'd rather not hear how it goes.
Moid watching porn IS cheating on his gf with porn bimbos
>>33211084>t. been sucking and fucking since the 8th grade
>>33211095I was a virgin in the 8th grade
>>33211084By that logic, not being a virgin IS cheating on your current partner with your ex, every time you remember your ex, you're cheating.
>>33211084it's not moids fault foids don't measure up to what moid can find on the internet
>>33211044>It's weird how you always try to put your cheating firmly in the pastThere's a reason for that.
>You were totally down to continue cheatingNot exactly. I wasn't abandoning either one. I was a dog with two bones. It's not a story that ends well.
>you were only forced to stop because your affair partner got sick of you.Inaccurate.
>If you'd had your way then you'd still be cheating right now. I was planning on telling my wife when she suddenly got worse and I missed my deadline. Before she got better, my mistress stumbled upon someone else and I was still waiting.
>it just feels like a dishonest way to present yourself.It'd be dishonest if I claimed I chose to stop or was honest or upfront. I ended to. To stop cheating anyway. My intention was to come clean and see what happened. I failed.
Amor fati.
>>33211054>CB stopped fucking him because she wanted commitment and he just wanted to fuck her.It was more than just fucking and she reasonably wanted more than a holding pattern life. I planned to make a change and failed to do so in a reasonable time.
She didn't demand commitment.
I wasn't just wanting to fuck her.
Sometimes life is more complicated than the simple kneejerk responses of 4chan anons.
>>33211084>Moid watching porn IS cheating on his gf with porn bimbosThe line is simple: If you'd hide it from your partner, it's cheating. The degree of cheating varies and might be subjective but it's cheating.
>>33211136NTA but what big change did you guys expect to happen after you told your wife? How would that have ended the holding pattern?
>>33211161Well, there'd be three options:
1. I stay with my wife and Neuro could move on, like she accidentally did.
2. My wife kicked me out irreconcilably, likely a long process, and I go be with Neuro.
3. I somehow would be with both.
The way I explained it to my therapist was that my wife had said a number of things that, when strung together, made it seem like it was a possibility. I mean, she at one point picked out and was speaking with a prostitute in a bunny ranch to plan a trip to see to my sexual needs. So it didn't seem 100% impossible. Maybe 97% impossible.
>>33211183So you are a coward who wanted to transfer the emotional burden and responsibility to your wife rather than man up and make a decision yourself to either break up with your gf and stay with your wife, or to break up with your wife and stay with your gf. Pretty weak but I guess that's to be expected of an online edgelord
>>33211262>So you are a cowardArguable.
>who wanted to transfer the emotional burden and responsibility to your wife rather than man up and make a decision yourselfNo. But it reached a point where the alternative was abandoning one of them, which I refused to do.
>Pretty weak but I guess that's to be expected of an online edgelordYou're fucking hilarious. Months of anons yelling at me that I should tell my wife. And when I explain that I planned to do just that, it magically becomes "wanting to transfer the emotional burden and responsibility".
Give me a damn break. You're pathetic.
4chan women are so stupid, literally the stupidest kind of women I've ever met, only good for cooking and pole dance
>>33211306You've met some of them?
>>33211306>only good for cookingIn my opinion, it depends on the seasoning and what sides you serve with them.
>>33210701F
Clean. Actually refreshing.
>>33210718Labubus?
Um idk. They look like those other ancient ugly dolls memaw had, and the creepy crying in the corner children.
>>33210723Probably meat sauce speghet or pork butt, with cucumber/pasta salad and watermellon.
>>33210730Double down yes.
F
>>33210741Sometimes even before I have entered the room too, because I still get doors held for me.
>>33211605>channer goblin>giving any normalfag guy a hard-on
We need a Blue Chew cereal.
Gender
Thoughts?
Women
Why would you go on a date with a guy to dinner and then make out with him in the parking lot for like 3 or 4 minutes and actually kiss back, and then not reply to his text at all or even open it?
If you weren't attracted to him then WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE OUT WITH HIM
>because I was scared he would rape me
WE'RE IN PUBLIC IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
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is it normal for couples to only use condoms when having sex? Meaning the man has never actually felt his gfs pussy at all during the entire length of their relationship?
>>33210119>bblDude my fukken coworker with cerebral palsy has a better ass
Welp, that's gonna be real confusing to navigate from the archives in the future.
>>33210741How the fuck am I supposed to know that
>>33213264I wish FAQQOT would get hit by a car
>>33213273I wish I was a baller
>>33213266>LINE UP IN ALPHABETICAL ORDERPatdown one by one
Women, how expensive is your love?
How much should I tip my practice gf?
>>33213320He had to say it out loud
Women, which one fits yours the most?
>>33213320this is way too much text
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Well?
>>33213320>26 is the last chance a woman has to find someone decentoof..
>>33213328I swear women are so insecure that they can't even bear the thought of a man imagining a pair of tits that might be better than theirs.
>>33213347No just my dreams and times dates and locations of when i hear ringing in my ears (Cia mind control) drawings of the angels
>>33213349I don't know what this is from, but yeah if she's a 26 year old hotel clerk and a salaryman like that is interested in her she should probably reel him in unless he's just unbearable or something.
>>33213349Don't worry, there are still plenty of fat and balding men left!
>>33213356>Cia mind controlsigh, called it
>>33213355Wait until you find out how men react when women express a preference for height or hair.
>>33213375We curl into a ball, cry, and ideate suicide?
>>33213375Tell you what, when men are waging campaigns to get tall men with full heads of hair banned from female targeted media then you can lecture us about it.
>>33213288i'm cheap. i have dated rich boys and they suck ass and now i rather date a scrappy 5 figure earner
>>33213349this is patently untrue lol. ask any 30+ yr old woman
>>33213389The single women over 30 that I know don't exactly sing praises about the quality of single men around them. Your best shot at that point is to try to poach a recently divorced guy.
>>33213401ask them if dating in their 20s was better
https://youtu.be/hRiEcb_nvA0
Did you catch it?
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>>33213412unless you have a size queen, or someone very into pain, there is a "too big"
>>33213403A lot of them do claim it was, but they also spent their 20s as club girls and now they want husbands. They also tell me about how club culture is no good anymore and guys don't buy you drinks or anything, I didn't have the heart to tell them guys are totally still buying drinks, just not for them.
>>33213433yes every current single 30yo was formerly a club girl. nice chat, i would like to speak with someone who has more than 60iq please
>>33213389>30 is young! I can find a good man any time!
>>33213436I'm just talking about the women I know because you asked. It's possible to find decent guys post 30, but there are a lot less of them and the so called "good" guys tend to see their options expand pretty dramatically in their 30s, so you're competing with a lot of other women for their attention.
>>33213439>something that has nothing to do with anything said in the post i'm quoting bc i am genuinely fucking stupid!
>>33213328E I guess, mine are always wrapped up tight, but men love talking to them
>>33213448*gives ur tiddies a 2 hour lecture about the benefits of the destruction of Israel*
>>33213476You joke, but this actually happens, since I have the misfortune of looking vaguely middle-eastern, so I MUST be fascinated by hot takes about Israel
>>33213483That's unfortunate but pretty funny.
It's Friday. That means pizza and beer. *Scurries back into my burrow*
>>33213497>pizzaYes
>beerIck
>>33213448I have never though about it but now I kinda want to talk to a womens boobs as if they were sperate people.
>>33213555You people name your dicks sometimes too
>>33213555I do that with my bf. He likes it when I move them up and down when they’re talking.
>>33213561I am sure my penis and your boobs could have a lovely conversation together.
What does it mean when a girl covers he face with her hands because she's embarrassed but she says it's good?
>>33213692Her pussy is happy.
You idiot.
>>33213692Means you could drown a small child in her panties.
>>33213643Sorry
But you walked right into that one.
I basically had to do it.
>>33213707>>33213711I see, very good then.
>>33213712You gotta keep the dick mysterious, dude.
Women use it as a litmus test for your maturity level. Even joking about it is seems as immature.
You get one very well timed, extremely funny dick joke somewhere around the 3rd date.
>>33213723Thank you for your wisdom
>>33213574He's a very lucky man
Alright....
Sending my work off to [insert high profile mathematics journal here].
Ladies, any advice for how to handle all the sluts that will assault my soul with their devilry?
>>33213767You have nothing to worry about
There’s nothing less sexy than mathematics
>tfw girl is hot and smart
>tfw she plays retarded when she's horny and starts pretending to slur her words and start drooling and giggling(fake) telling you to use her like a Fleshlight.
Do girls respond well to being told to play a character during sex and to fake it? The idea being to fake it until she gets horny off of acting horny.
>>33213834Don't I know it.
Being a billionaire gets them hot, though.
>>33213947I'm not entirely sure what you're asking. For her to roleplay that she's faking being horny and drunk?
>>33214139Yeah, roleplay being retarded horny, like mouth open drooling, humping pillows, etc.
>>33214183I think that would be hot to do, you've just got to present it the right way. Obviously, not saying "Act retarded for me, baby." It kind of reminds me of bimboification in a way? The right kind of girl definitely responds well to commands that would essentially make this happen: "Tell me how bad you want it. Is that all? I'm not convinced." But sounds like you want something a little more organic. Isn't there a hentai tag that results in this? Some sort of horny-drug or mind-control? Related to ahegao?
>>33209960 (OP)I think there's something bitterly comedic about a letter of love that has been lost in a sea of Quora emails
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