Thread 33209960

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33207154

>>33209960 (OP)
Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?

ok here it is anon, as promised ^^

I HATE clingy women

I wish I had as much free time as FAQanon.

>>33209967
The cat cookie :3c

Girls who have done Onlyfans, what do you think of your subscribers? Do you respect them? Do they disgust you? Do you enjoy chatting with them?

>>33209966
>>33209971
The fuck?

>>33209979
?

>>33209960 (OP)
Fucking retards

>>33209976
he was the inspiration behind the cookie, believe it or not!
(don't, i just made that up, but it could be true)

>>33209979
Fag phoneposts, duh

>>33209967
Here, a gift in return

>>33209982
What are you doing?

>>33209982
At least it hit image limit

>>33209988 (checked)
h-he is just giving the mousie raspberries...right?

Anons I have had this thing in my home forever, and it just occured to me that this is racist.

I don't think my mom knows either and I grew up with this thing in my kitchen.

>>33210003
lmfao i love shit like that, once i can find a place of my own again, i hope to collect a whoooooole bunch of schizo shit like that from thrift/antique stores

>>33209997
We must eat anon
>>33210003
Well, it should be fine as long as you don't make any black friends

Women, which of the current female sex symbols do you relate to the most?

>>33210007
So this is the latest psyop huh

>>33210007
I don't really relate to sex symbols.

Did anyone remember lost all hope blog? Is it deleted for good?

>>33210014
*points*
Femcel, stinky femcel, no boyfriend having femcel

>>33210005
why would u want to

>>33209979
Lol
>>33209980
Are you really sitting on two devices just to spam that shit faster?

>>33210007
Not my precious Sabrina getting blacked :(

>>33210019
fills me with great joy intrinsically, and also i want people to walk into a whole separate world when they walk into my wherever i live!!!

>>33210022
phone and pc ezpz

>>33210022
No?
Those are properly spaced out.

>>33210017
I have a husband >:(
I just don't really relate to how famous people show their sexuality. Hell, I dress the most neutral I can.

>>33210028
married on atoga? this thread is for miserable femcels

>>33210029
i'm not a miserable femcel, or even an incel...

Hey i want to die efficiently and as quick. Might know a tip?

>>33210023
Didn't she joke about BBC?
Why do women lust for exotic cocks so much?

>>33210029
Don't see that written anywhere

>>33210003
>it just occured to me that this is racist.
it's not

>>33210042
>black face
>not racist
wdym

ok fellow cuteposters i have to return to working so i can get my gooning money but i'll be back!

>>33210003
Reminds me that my father in-law still has a "Jolly Nigger Bank" piggybank at home.

>>33210003
Are you stupid and also blind? How did this just occur to you?

>>33210003
reddit is over that way, I'm sure you'll get 1000k upvotes posting about your white guilt

>>33210003
You ever have one of those titty de negro or whatever they call it?

>>33210050
I don't know why. This has existed in the same place and I grew up with it in our kitchen, so for some reason it never occured to me.

>>33210060
Were you homeschooled or something?

>>33209956 #
>Women, when was your sexual awakening?

last year at 25. I call it my real* sexual awakening. I had felt horny before but the moment I turned 25 something switched in me. My hornyness and libido went through the roof. I knew masturbation by dry humping only but last year I was SO horny, like never before and I *NEEDED* something inside me so I fingered myself for the first time. In a sense it awakened a feeling of what sex could feel like. Since I had only dry humped my whole life but never inserted anything inside. It made me really crave sex. Downside is I’m demisexual and don’t dare hook up solely for the pleasure of it. I want sex in an actual relationship.

Why are there so many bullies here :(

Women, when you get horny does it feel like your pussy is empty?

>>33210064
No.
I also recall having a friend over and calling my mom racist afterwards and not knowing why.

>>33210066
It's just 1 angry roastie being jealous of other femanons. Ignore her.

>>33210065
From one demi to another, how do we find other dummysexuals?

>>33210069
No.

>>33210069
>Women, when you get horny does it feel like your pussy is empty?

Yes. And it feels like it needs to be filled. It’s a terrible ache. The teasing in foreplay can get so bad the moment I feel the ache to be filled I beg for it, not because I want it but because I need it so bad.

Girls, how would you comfort your boyfriend if he's mad that the illegal alien (he assumes) who dropped off his Walmart+ order screwed it up entirely? And yes he can get a refund but now he's hungry.

>>33210074
wish I knew.

This femanon who would attach a 7" (girth) penis if she could so she could orgasm during sex sounds like she would become addicted and go on a sex rampage

>>33210069
yes

>>33210075
Lame, what’s it like then
>>33210079
Nice, thanks for the run down

>>33210080
grow a pair of balls and get over it you bitch

>>33210069
for me it does but other women might not feel like that

>>33210086
>Lame, what’s it like then
I feel horny and want to be penetrated, but I don't really feel "empty" in any way.

>>33210034
This is why
>>33210083
>>33210079
>>33210088

>>33210069
ugh reading this reminded me i’m empty rn should i call him? he can fill me up

>>33210081
wtf! I wish I could relate to people normally

>>33210089
Hmm, interesting. Could you go more in depth on that feeling. Use a metaphor if possible?

>>33210095
so you’re demisexual as well anon?

>>33210069
The only time my pussy feels empty is when I suck air into it.

Happy Pride!

>>33210093
i'm a guy who's too horny to think right now, I'm the wrong person to ask

>>33210069
yes it does. do men feel like they need to fill something?

>>33210093
>>33210088
>>33210083
>>33210079
Do you still feel filled after the PIV sex is over?
If so, how long does that feeling last?

Women, how big of a dick is big enough for you?

>>33209960 (OP)
>To indicate your gender, type M (for male) or F (for female) at the beginning of your post.
Just curious do you genuinely believe anons have to be babied?

>>33210105
NTA- go fill up some pussy rn

>>33210098
I think it's because I have vaginismus, but to me the "hot" part, comes from him struggling a bit to penetrate and then feeling like my walls are being force spread. (It's not lack of being lubricated, I get wet easily)
But what I feel the most need for isn't exactly that I'd be filled, but rather, that he creampies me.

>>33210103
Can you shoot a ping pong ball out of it and do trick shots?
>>33210106
Yes, the penis yearns for pressure on all sides. It seeks envelopment. The head wishes to gently kiss the entrance of your cervix.

>>33210109
>Do you still feel filled after the PIV sex is over? If so, how long does that feeling last?

as soon as we cum together the ache is gone, but I’m a 2 rounds kind of gal so I’m usually ready to go again right after. Unfortunately my bf needs like 20 minutes :c so instead we cuddle, hug and pet each other until he can get hard again.

>>33210110
5 inches for me is more than enough.

>>33210029
>women
>being celibate

In the age of e-thots and onlyfans whores, how do you compete?

Because, look, a man will go on almost ANY website and will see girls showing off their bbl asses (see pic related)

You think your bf/husband wouldn't see this online and ask why aren't you wearing this on the regular, even tho she herself very likely only wears that for her simps to get easy money?

Also, how's this empowering?

>>33210114
>Yes, the penis yearns for pressure on all sides

this is so adorable. makes me want to give my bf sex everyday to relieve his dick

>>33210118
True. I don't think I could live without fucking.

>>33210099
I suppose I must be, I seem to mostly fall for friends, and can't really feel comfortable opening up at all in any kind of romantic way unless we're acquaintances at least, even down to flirting. This has kinda ruined my life cuz now I am growing old and have almost zero experience as I am also a bit of a homebody

>>33210110
4-6in. I only have 2 relationships though and both have been in that length. I’m scared of big ones

>>33210119
How are e-thots worse than porn or whores? If my husband asks for stupid shit I sit on his face and slap him on the balls until he's learned his lesson

>>33210124
how old are you? if you’re a moid and around my age, maybe we can chat up a bit :3

femanons, which board has the best moids? why?

>>33210113
>creampie
Women really are built for breeding after all
>to me the "hot" part, comes from him struggling a bit to penetrate and then feeling like my walls are being force spread
Do you happen to be very submissive?

>>33210080
I would comfort him by not being his gf.

>>33210134
>creampie
>Women really are built for breeding after all

just reading this makes me miss my bf. should i text him saying i want to be creampied by him?

>>33210113
>you can just get over vaginismus by finding the struggle hot

>>33210016
Er it still exists doesn't it?
Here is the rundown of methods https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods/

>>33210133
/lit/, some of them seem to be able to read

>>33210133
Don’t know I’m only here, so it wins by default

wish anons stopped horny posting i’m getting turned on

>>33210121
Good, I hope you keep that same energy when you get one

>>33210131
They are worse because previously you had to go on porn sites to see that, now it's everywhere

Also, they really want simps to think this is what a gf looks like. It's their whole shtick (to appear hot gf material) and that's how they get the simps money. Porn on the other hand for the most part relies on ridiculuous tropes and we mostly understand it's fake. Not egirls. Their voice, their mannerisms... it all comes down to playing into the hot extremely sexual gf who just exists to please men, and men think it's real and that's why they donate their money

women are ovulating again
you can smell it in the thread

>>33210138
Bf or Ex, very important distinction

Sex havers: state gender, and your most unbelievable sex story that's actually true

>>33210142
>some of them can read
Bros… it’s so over

>>33209967
Cute!

>>33210119
It’s empowering because you can do what you want and be celebrated for it. I don’t have to compete, always put effort in myself and we both enjoy some OF. The same way you don’t compete with the athletes you see on tv.

>>33210132
29 and one WHOLE quarter

>>33210151
>when you get one

I have a bf haha but thanks

>>33210066
Some of us are completely hopeless and depressed, so we take out our pain on others to cope
>>33210171
Stardew is a disgusting whore confirmed

>>33210160
wtf I’m talking about my bf I don’t have an ex just my bf<3

>>33210164
M
I sent a girls bra up in an elevator while running away from the building manager, so I could pick it up on a higher floor and get it back to her

Demisexual is the fakest and gayest sexuality because it’s literally just “I don’t do casual sex.”
Gender
Thoughts?

>>33210003
Meh, no big deal. It's exempt for being an heirloom.

>>33210164
M
I'm 6'2, white, went to college, and I'm a 30 year old virgin

>>33210066
Most of us are men, and some people deserve it.

>>33210181
M
Seems like an internet/tumblr thing to me.

>>33210181
M
Probably true, I don't really identify as it, I think I just have intimacy issues

>>33210181
F, I think it’s valid and real. I personally need a connection to the person before I even feel safe and vulnerable enough for sex. I’m not an animal

>>33210014
You should.

>>33210132
can i butt in and try?

>>33210185
I just asked a question bro :(

>>33210174
Are you a whore for watching porn?

>>33210192
state age? and id you’re a moid. and only if you are demisexual like me.

>>33210166
Obadiah would be proud of you anon.

>>33210028
>I dress the most neutral I can.
NTA. What does this entail?

>>33210166
>born with all the retardation, but none of the over-confidence or bliss
it's so fucking over

Ladies have you ever seen your own butthole?

>>33210205
yeah

>>33210032
Yes, but I'm not telling you. I don't want that on my conscience.

>>33210205
????
there's people on earth who haven't????

>>33210171
It's funny when some women defend OF whores, as if they're sharing their fortune with you.

Again, athletes don't pretend that what they do is stuff anyone can do. And people understand it takes years of training.
OF girls, ethots tho... RELY on the "gf material" image. In a way, it resembles the "hot next door girl" archetype from the early 2000s. Except the "girl next door" in these movies tend to be 8s and 9s and 10s

These girls aren't how women are like. That's not how that ethot looks when she hangs out with her bf. But she wants her simps to think that's how she's always

And you can piss off with the "put effor in myself" bs. I put effort in myself too. But do you happen to be in thongs with your ass rised up in the air hoping to catch a dick whenever you take a pic? No, but that's how these ethots are and men think they're wearing nothing but thongs waiting to be dicked down 24/7

>>33210186
Back in the day they would’ve just called them a prude
>>33210188
>>33210189
How is that any different than just being a heterosexual (or homo if that’s more your vibe) who doesn’t engage in casual sex

>>33210205
no

>>33210181
M
I like it, because it's saying "I'm normal" but you use tumblrsexual language. It's avant-garde.

>>33210134
What an absolutely lewd gif. The fuck are you thinking, posting that here, anon? You KNOW this is a blue board, right?

>>33210199
26
27 next month

>>33210066
Because this in one of the few places where they don't get banned. Anonymity and free speech without consequences has its upsides and its downsides.

My GF doesn't like touching her pussy. I can touch it, she likes me touching it, but she won't touch it. I'd like to get her to the point where she's comfortable spreading it for me, how can I help her get more comfortable with her pussy?

>>33210194
And I answered, faggot.

>>33210210
I suppose the difference is in attraction? I don't watch much porn for instance because it's kind of just random people going at it that I have no real connection to

>>33210210
>How is that any different than just being a heterosexual (or homo if that’s more your vibe) who doesn’t engage in casual sex

i’m straight. It’s different in the sense that in the spectrum of sexual attraction some people experience sexual attraction differently in the sense that they may not believe in hookups but still end up hooking up because their animalistic desires took over. They didn’t care for emotional connection or any at all. Just kiss, sexual arousal and fuck.

For a demisexual, that’s TOO intense. You need to emotional intimacy

>>33210219
Why do you need her to do the one thing she is uncomfortable with? Why does it always have to be about what you want? Kys

>>33210200
I don’t know who that is ):
>>33210204
Truly, some may even say it never even started…

>>33210216
let’s chat then

>>33210171
You both enjoy onlyfans?

>>33210205
>lilypichu never saw her own butthole

>>33210119
>wouldn't see this online and ask why [isn't she] wearing this on the regular
I'm not an idiot. I would hope my future girlfriend doesn't think I'm an idiot.

>>33210209
Guys are dumb. Women don’t have any talent. And you are upset because other people put effort in themselves too.
What a weird rant

>>33210197
Yes you are

>>33210217
Why are western women like this?

>>33210217
NTA, I don't know what this is about, but the left one is pretty.

>>33210181
M
Dumb term, might as well go further and make every kink a sexuality. Redhairsexual, clothesstayonsexual, onlywhenimdrunksexual, etc...

>>>/soc/33210226
Gonna be honest, did not expect to make it this far

>>33210222
Well, now this makes me wonder if demisexual is the proper thing for me. I don't feel like I'd describe it as too intense, it's not like a "too much" sort of thing, it's more like carefulness. Can't feel confident that anything I'm doing is fine, I dunno.

>>33210069
yes it feels empty and like it needs to be filled and stretched

>>33210237
I think Sophie Rain is just a woman who takes lewd photos and Bonnie Blue was the girl who had sex with a thousand guys in a day and other obscene stunts

>>33210242
?

>>33210164
M
ex kept coming back just for the size of the penis

>>33210226
>>/soc/34037698
Gonna be honest, didnt expect to make it this far

>>33210242
What was it?

>>33210240
M
I am certainly redhairsexual.

>>33210164
F, we fucked at the beach and almost got caught

>>33210181
I think it's useful only as an adjective, but it's not actually a serious category.

>>33210222
>>33210221
I think you just have a different attitude towards sex and it's fine that you feel that way
But i don't think you need to give yourself a tumblr title because you don't want sex

>>33210229
That's not how media works tho. When you normalize something, it becomes the new standard. These girls act like this is what a gf looks like, so yeah men are gonna compare and feel "cheated" for getting a lower value brand

You know that. You just pretend not to know because you want people to think you're open minded and stuff because you defend nudity and whores

>>33210248
>>33210252
I flubbed up my reply cause Im a big dummy, third times the charm
>>>/soc/34037698

>>33210254
M, been there too. She got SO horny

>>33210244
Filled with cum, too?

>>33210247
Which is stupid because Sophie Rain is in the top 10% of women which is the only reason she got away with only the most barebones basic bitch nudes, every other girl had to upload actual sex and put in the work, she is the whore equivalent of "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps."

Why are they always concerned for young girls?

>>33210227
Yeah.
>>33210235
It’s nice to know that most people are whores

>>33210247
Which one is the pretty one?

>>33210257
it’s real, not tumblr title but whatever helps you feel better

>>33210257
Well, I DO want sex, dummy, it's certainly not a lack of desire

>>33210264
> Sophie Rain is in the top 10% of women
Lol?

>>33210254
What happened?

>>33210234
10/10 of the women in this thread right now aren't wearing thongs with a face full of makeup and false lashes with their asses up in the air waiting to be fucked

they're wearing comfy clothes probably haven't shaved for days ... now i'm all for taking care of yourself, but also women are pressured to do that, to look and compete with this, men arenot. and men expect their gfs to look flawless all the time BECAUSE of girls like this

Stop defending whores who only care about grabbing people's money

>>33210263
>Filled with cum, too?

yes. the only problem with cum is it turns on my instinct to reproduce so suddenly i want to be bred so badly but can’t rn:/

>>33210265
Can you make a separate thread for all this Twitter and celeb drama? I have no idea who any of those 3 people are and I do not care to know

>>33210272
Sand in cooter :/

>>33210164
M
While under the influence of two substances (alcohol and pot) I somehow managed to have sex for around four hours. Not purely PiV, I went down a couple times. It was really physically exhausting and I don't know if it was proportionally worth the effort for either of us.

>>33210264
>equivalent of "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps."
Gotta respect and admire someone who can do that.

>>33210159
Fuck this, I'm emailing my boss rn and telling her that I'm going through a rough patch with my mental health and that I'm respectfully quitting effective immediately and wish them all the best.
If my housemates make me homeless again for not paying rent (well groceries is my rent) then so be it. I've slept on park benches before I can do it again, at least it's almost summer rn and quite warm.
I just can't fucking cope with anything, my heart is shattered. I'm a complete basketcase rn. My ex is sending me pics out with her friends by the river drinking gin and then of her packed bags ready to go home tomorrow for her friend's party and other events whilst I'm just sitting here curled up on the sofa bawling lol. Sorry to obnoxiously vent like this but I just needed to get this out somewhere

>>33210181
Male
It's different than a choice to avoid casual sex. I despise the idea of casual sex but I'm sexually aroused by a gentle breeze.
It's my understanding that demisexuals aren't aroused by anything until they develop an emotional connection.
That said, it's not a "sexuality" like hetero, homo, or bi. It's an aspect of attraction.

Like, can a demisexual be bi? Homo? Hetero? I also think "pansexual" is a little unnecessary.

But whatever.
It's descriptive more than prescriptive.
People can identify as whatever they want. The core concept is to communicate who you're attracted to and who you want to attract. Everything else tends to be flag-waving bullshit.

>>33210164
F. I once briefly dated a single dad and one time I slept over at his place and in the middle of the night his little daughter who was 3 climbed in the bed and slept there and a little later he grabbed me, put a hand over my mouth and fucked me in the ass right next to the sleeping kid. Needless to say that was the last time he saw me.

>>33210280
>ruins life
>Wow, my life is ruined!
kwab

>>33210274
Aww. How long until you can try?

>>33210282
Kek this is not getting topped this thread

>>33210280
That doesn't sound very nice of her, anon...

>>33210272
it was sunset hour we were in a nice secluded area things got really hot and heavy before i know it he’s hard asf and i’m so wet and we are grinding on eachother. He whisper he wants me and i tell him i want him too. So we get naked and start fucking our brains out. We’re about to cum when we hear a big family crowd in the distance so he grabs our towels and throws them on top of us while he stays inside me not moving. as soon as they pass by he thrusts one last time and cums inside me. it was a close call

>>33210119
>bf/husband wouldn't see this online and ask why aren't you wearing this on the regular
>men think it's real
>men think they're wearing nothing but thongs waiting to be dicked down 24/7
>men expect their gfs to look flawless all the time BECAUSE of girls like this
Is your only argument truly that men are dumber than children?

>>33210276
How'd you almost get caught though?

>>33210285
I hope not, lol.

>>33210265
Concerned about one woman, not the other 100 men. Out of 100 men we care about zero of them.
Males, how do you feel knowing this?

>>33210280
>telling her that I'm going through a rough patch with my mental health and that I'm respectfully quitting effective immediately
>f my housemates make me homeless again for not paying rent (well groceries is my rent) then so be it. I've slept on park benches before I can do it again,
No sense in making things EVEN HARDER for yourself.

>>33210282
...was the sex good at least?

>>33210284
2 years

>>33210269
Did I say you didn't?
>>33210268
Does it change your life in anyway?

>>33210282
Surprise ass fuck? That must have been pretty painful, no?

>>33210295
Not really, no.

>>33210296
What, is that when you graduate or something?

>>33210298
Yeah, but I did not want to traumatize the kid.

>>33210286
I don't think there's any ill will at all. She's just very bubbly and likes to share things and has still been asking if I'm okay etc. It just really hurts rn
>>33210283
I mean I feel how I feel. I know that the state of my life is my own fault. It's not like I did this on purpose though, I'm just not mentally well enough to function like a normal person.
>>33210293
How do you mean? I'm legit going to have a fucking meltdown if I go to work tomorrow lol it just isn't worth it. Life can't get any harder than it is now. Maybe if I become homeless again I'll finally have the balls to end it all.

>>33210297
>Did I say you didn't?
Yes, you said
>But i don't think you need to give yourself a tumblr title because you don't want sex
It has nothing to do with wanting or not wanting sex. But like I said, I'm fine with not really identifying with it, and that other anon has me doubting anyway

>>33210119
>Because, look, a man will go on almost ANY website and will see girls showing off their bbl asses (see pic related)
>You think your bf/husband wouldn't see this online and ask why aren't you wearing this on the regular
Are you actually incapable of even *imagining* a person not feeling entitled to fantasy?

>>33210301
yes when we both graduate. Though we are considering getting pregnant 5 months before my graduation

>>33210304
Crawl back and beg for her to take you back, she’s just giving you a taste of your own medicine.

>>33210273
They don’t. It’s a given and common knowledge that people don’t dress up at home. At best they care about being physically healthy, and most people don’t do that.
Did your partner complain about your looks at home?

I really need a gf...

>>33210302
Jeez, that's kinda grim. I hope that kid grows up alright :/

>wake up earlier than usual
>surprisingly in a good mood
>blissful even
>WTF?
>just had the biggest nocturnal emission of my life
Women, this is all YOUR FAULT!

>>33210280
Why would u do this to urself. A rough patch in ur mental helf doesn't mean that u have to quit.

>>33210305
I meant like a onverwhelming urge to fuck like these guys advertise

>>33210310
>I really need a gf...

no you don’t what would you need a gf for even?

>>33210307
That's a fun idea, although wouldn't you be visibly pregnant at the end of all your classes, though?
...or is that the idea? :P

men would rather die tha

>>33210317
fuck that’s true didn’t think, maybe 3 months before

EVERY DAY I'm SUFFERING

>>33210311
I actually bumped into her many years later. She‘s doing alright it seems.

>>33210316
>no you don’t what would you need a gf for even?
Cuddling.

>>33210315
I have a high urge to fuck, yes, I would fuck a girl probably twice a day at least if I could, but if a girl came up to me and seduced me, I would have zero desire to go for it. Do you get what I'm saying?

>>33210282
Eww a pedo tranny

Anons is it weird to have a racial preference towards asian women? I find their facial features to be very attractive but I don't want other ppl to accuse me of yellow fever.

Girls would you finger your husbands ass if he had prostate issues and needs it for treatment

>>33210326
Only you understand me Bulbous.

>>33210308
She won't lol. She did admit that she is also pushing me away due to her BPD. I told her I had been fighting against the same with my bipolar. It's all just a fucking mess but I was the one who fucked things up really.
>>33210314
I just don't see any other option. If I go to work tomorrow I'm going to have a breakdown and cry in front of everyone and make a scene. I literally have nothing to live for.
>>33210320
Real *plays party rock anthem*

>>33210289
Are YOU dumb? It isn't about men being dumb or not, it's about being exposed to a certain media and being affected by it. The same way millions of women got bbls because of the kardashians, or follow the clean girl aesthetic because it's trendy ...

We are affected by the media we consume. And these girls are EVERYWHERE: on OF, streaming websites, under fucking an airplane crush that happened today shamelessly posting their naked bodies... And egirls' online personality is to be the hot gf who's also a gamer girl it's in the branding so yeah it's only normal that men start thinking this is how a gf should be again many of them simp for them (men didn't simp for pornstars) ... and that's the reason many ethots keep their bf or husband out of the picture, in order to maintain the illusion and squeeze every penny from simps

and you know this. but again let's defend the thots who live in mansion because the show their holes online

>>33210304
>How do you mean?
You have a job. that pays money. From what I gather, it's a good job. You're allowed to feel like shit, but quitting would make things even worse for yourself. And for what? Don't self-sabotage even more.
And I don't want to sit here next week reading how how you're so hungry and need a pound.

>>33210324
Yes and I don't you need to define yourself as anything because you feel that way

>>33210066
>Why are there so many bullies here :(
Pic related

That said, atoga should be comfy.

>>33210319
Conceptually, pregnancy sex is hot so I dunno, if you get off to humiliation, could be fun.
>>33210322
Well, at least she isn't visibly traumatized then, still though, just BAD vibes around that whole situation

>>33210330
>If I go to work tomorrow I'm going to have a breakdown and cry in front of everyone and make a scene. I literally have nothing to live for.

bro just work thru ur issues. I don't understand ur worldview. You have to work if u want to eat. U may have bad performance at work but at least you won't be homeless.

>>33210309
kys, also it's not a known fact. they literally dress like that in almost every video, pic available of them, so ofc men are gonna believe they dress and act like that

>>33210318
wtf you didn't even say candlej

Would you agree that a girl who gets no likes and matches on a dating app is ugly

>>33210334
That's the whole point of identity, wouldn't you agree? "I experience this and it's useful for other people to know"? Are you a retard?

>>33210327
>I find their facial features to be very attractive
That's a perfectly fine and valid reason.
>but I don't want other ppl to accuse me of yellow fever
Unavoidable, I'm afraid.

>>33210331
nta but bro you really should stop watching porn

>>33210332
>a good job
I'm literally a glorified janitor lol, it's fucking pathetic
>how you're so hungry and need a pound.
I can end that hunger by growing a pair and jumping off a cliff like I was supposed to do a year ago before chickening out https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30892984/#q30894931

>>33210343
Probably.

I've never used a dating app though.

Anyone want to go on a date with me to an art gallery

>>33210345
>Unavoidable, I'm afraid.
I guess I just don't tell ppl i guess.

Do all asian women suspect that a potential partner could have yellow fever and try to probe them for this before getting with them?

>>33210343
More likely the algorithm hates her, for some reason.
Or she lives in a place where the app isn't popular.

>>33210349
Sorry I only date clingy women who want marriage and kids

>>33210344
YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCKING IDENTIFY WITH NOT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED OUTSIDE OF A RELATIONSHIP

>>33210341
???

>>33210343
oh boy, YOU again? i hope candlejack fi

Boys

Would you leave your wife if after 5+ years married she becomes less sexually attractive

>>33210327
It's not weird. Just don't obsess over it.
>avoid
You can't. It's the internet, extremes are the norm.

>>33210313
>the telepath roasties weren't bullshitting

I cannot believe they didn't fire me today. I am going to burn in hell for lying

>>33210357
no, that’s expected in a marriage. I’d stay loyal

>she didn’t add me
Is it over anons?

>>33210349
sounds gay

>>33210355
Well, I'm gonna go ahead and identify as whatever I want, and you can sit there and be mad about it lmao
>>33210349
As long as it isn't modern art. And also as long as we get smoothies afterwards. Or maybe ice cream. I like mint and chocolate chip!!

>>33210282
Yeah, that's fucked up.
And this is *me* saying that.

There's at least three levels of that that'd need to change before it'd be acceptable.

>>33210337
>don't understand ur worldview
You don't understand it because you're not a mentally ill bipolar lunatic like me
I have no appetite nor gumption for consistent eating. I'm not able to successful work through my issues, experience clearly depicts. Suicide is the only logical solution to mine and countless others' plights; alas I was previously arrested for proposing this and subsequently shuttled off to the loony bin...
>>33210357
Of course not, wtf

>>33210343
No. I'd say her profile was flagged or the app is bugged and she isn't being shown to anyone
As a woman you can put no photos of yourself empty bio and you'll get likes on a dating site

>>33210357
depends on what you mean by "less sexually attractive"
is she just aging? that's fine.
did she get morbidly obese because she can't take care of herself? I'll definitely leave.

I want to creampie a woman so bad

>>33210181
No, they don't define it by behaviour they define by a lack of sexual desire. I think it's just autism desu

>>33210365
Why are you so desperate to want an identity, especially about not having your dick sucked?

>>33210347
>I'm literally a glorified janitor
At a pretty cool place. That's respectable.
>growing a pair and jumping off a cliff like I was supposed to do a year ago before chickening out
Or grow a pair and go to work tomorrow, and tough it out. In either case quitting is not productive.

>>33210357
of course not, if I'm marrying someone, I like them enough to not leave 'em for anything other than betrayal of some kind (and even then, only after they would refuse to improve). Sad that this isn't the norm, that you could even think that's a reasonable scenario conceptually.

>>33210363
It never began bruv

>>33210365
Lol the one I was thinking of has modern art.
>>33210364
It doesn't have to be gay.

The internet is making me feel like I’m going fucking crazy rn. Anyone else feel like this?

>>33210357
That's not how marriage works.

>>33210366
>3 levels
Nta
Removal of daughter from bed
Consent
What’s the third?

>>33210347
I remember that
I've changed so much in a year. Or the things around me have changed a lot. Weird

>>33210331
Seeing a cute haircut on TV and wanting one for yourself isn't equivalent to reading Fifty Shades and asking your husband why he isn't a millionaire. And if women were as stupid as the men in your scenario, who cares, they can file for divorce and spend any number of years looking for that millionaire bf who doesn't exist

>>33210349
What if I don't like the gallery?

>>33210357
I will not tolerate my wife getting fat

Hello guyse.
How are you doing today?
I'm very tired and lonely. It's cold outside and we have intermittent rain that's supposed to last for about a week. That's very cozy. But the loneliness is annoying. Maybe I can use this comfy context to finally play E33 and Metaphor.

>>33210370
why haven’t you?

>>33210377
Manic episode?

>>33210372
At this point, it's solely because it's getting you worked up, ya dumb cuck

>>33210386
No

>>33210357
Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.

girls

Would you leave your husband if after 5+ married he becomes less sexually attractive

>>33210359
>he thought it was a larp

>>33210347
Hey I was in that thread! I was gonna kill myself too in solidarity but I’m in a better headspace now.

>>33210370
why?

>>33210361
>I am going to burn in hell for lying
Nah. If you did something wrong, repent and try to redeem yourself. Don't condemn yourself. Just be better. Living life in a prison of guilt and self hatred is not the purpose God created us for.

And not all lies are equal.

>>33210389
COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION

>>33210361
What happened?

>>33210376
Well...if we still get ice cream afterwards, I would look at modern art with you, but I'll be shitting on it the WHOLE time, but not in an awkward way but in a way we would hopefully find mutually amusing. I like amusing people I'm on dates with, it's almost my entire personality.

>>33210382
We can spend a little time there if I like it and then go somewhere else that you like.

>>33210389
Don't ask to repeat the question

>>33210390
yes definitely. Sex is too important to wait around, if I lose attraction for him we’d have a talk about it, if he wouldn’t be ok going open. Then I would leave him for something better. Life is too short

>>33210388
[x]doubt

>>33210390
>after 5+ married
I'd simply fuck my 4 other husbands

>>33210395
nta but an extremely strong need to become a dad so i can have something to protect and care for

>>33210395
I'm sure it would feel amazing. And to me it's the ultimate expression of sexual intimacy and lust.

>>33210390
yes…

>>33210357
>Would you leave your wife if after 5+ years married she becomes less sexually attractive
Obviously not.
However, there's a distinct difference between physical decline and no longer giving a fuck about what her man finds attractive.

>>33210401
Too late, someone already did >>33210397

>>33210380
Well change is arguably a positive thing, whether internal or external. I hope you're thriving nonetheless anon
>>33210373
>a pretty cool place
That I poison and infect with my presence
>go to work tomorrow, and tough it out
What's the fucking point. I'm going to be crying and erratic and worry people. Best to stay out of their way if I am still unwell.
I'm going to turn off my alarm, sleep all day, and then leave my manager a voicemail that I quit.
>>33210386
Bipolar gang
>>33210393
Holy shit lol, well I'm very glad you are still here and kicking anon xxx godspeed

>>33210375
dang, maybe next time it’ll work out

>>33210402
is this bait? you're a gross person if it isn't

>>33210411
Maybe she just ages poorly naturally. Nothing to do with her self care

>>33210357
No.
If we're married, it'd take either cheating or a criminal offense for me to leave her.

>>33210343
I would think she's either visibly unattractive, crazy, or glitched.
Almost certainly glitched, knowing men.

>>33210416
life is too short to forgo sex. If you want to live a sexless life, go ahead. But I won’t. I make it clear in my relationships that sex is a top priority. If that ever changes; it’s over

Are there some words you just cannot say?
State the word and your gender
>booty
>female
I cannot say it for the life of me.

>>33210390
yes

>>33210420
Nta but you're a disgusting slut lol. Kill yourself

>>33210414
>Holy shit lol, well I'm very glad you are still here and kicking anon xxx godspeed
Same to you brotherman, hang in there a little longer

>>33210384
Why does no one wanna talk to me? :/

>>33210338
Wait boxers don’t wear their gloves outside the ring?
Do you often tell people to kill themselves while taking about how dumb guys are?

>>33210390
I don’t know maybe. I couldn’t imagine living with a man who I no longer want to fuck.

>>33210420
I do not like sharing a world with you, but at least you do your part in making it clear.

>gender
>favorite kino(s) / what you've seen recently

>>33210400
I mean id be happy to go with you if you enjoy that sort of thing. I could try to figure out what it is you enjoy about it and maybe learn something about you. But it's not really typically my kind of thing so I'm worried you'd feel that's a red flag.

>>33210429
M
I watched Closer last week, I really enjoyed it

>>33210421
M
My women friends like using the word bitch and try to get me to say it but it just doesn’t feel right coming out of my mouth

>>33210381
>Seeing a cute haircut on TV and wanting one for yourself
That's exactly how it happens. Except the scale is 100000 times bigger. That's how adveritisng companies convince you you want their product, dummy

It's not that you don't understand, it's that you refuse to understand because IRONICALLY you want to CLING the propaganda that when a thot shows her cunt on camera and posts it everywhere or when a whore is fucked by a 1000 men in one day, women are being empowered

It's funny how these empowering women never do any good or charity (tho they clown on people like Mrbeast) or start a business or do anything that requires brain activity ... They're always these selfish whores who makes millions and retire to their lavish lives and no one asks them for anything, unlike other billionaires

>>33210425
I actually meant to reply, but forgot to. But I don't find video games fun anymore so I have nothing to say to you, really, sorry

Women what will you never care about?

>>33210420
At least you make it known so normal people can stay away from you.

>boys say they’d stay with their wife until the end
>girls say they would bail on their husband for new cock
Society is fucked

>>33210424
>hang in there a little longer
There's absolutely nothing to live for in my life. It's abject despair from my perspective. But I'm glad that you are clinging onto something and doing OK. Xx

>>33210429
M
Battle Royale

>>33210426
Do you have nothing else to say? I've already replied to your "dumb guys" point
Piss off

>>33210410
What is he let you be open?

>>33210438
>taking anything people say in atoga seriously
Anon is fucked

>>33210429
M
been depression-watching bojack horseman lately, before that it was smiling friends and before that it was westworld

Be me
f 30
Planned a trip, out of country with my sister and her bf + my bf. Sister and I spent days/hours plannin and financing this.
We tried to get every guided tour to see most stuff in one package.
We had a little get together sister+bf and me+bf. And we dropped the idea of a such a trip to them, like lets go somewhere and see all the guided tours with a schedule. We kinda wanted to test the waters before we commit to buying everything. Both guys without even thinking said
"Absolute nightmare fuel"
"oh wow, getting some time off work only to jump into another schedule, and cant spend time on my own pace"
Now sister and I feel real bad.
We canceled the whole thing.

So guys. what is your ideal holiday trip? Something with scheduled events seems to not be popular.

>>33210438
That just sounds like evolution
>Man is weak
>Children will be weak
>Don't have children with him

>>33210425
You have a penis

>>33210414
>That I poison and infect with my presence
Nah. I really don't believe this.
>I'm going to be crying and erratic and worry people.
So take a sickday. No sense in quitting. See how you feel on Monday.

>>33210436
People that enjoy playing the victim.

>>33210444
really? you think people log on to 4chan and then start lying? you can't be serious??

>>33210445
nta
Smiling Friends has become my go to depression watch. Episode one lives rent free in my head.

>>33210313
Grim

>>33210435
What changed?
Do you still enjoy movies? I know they aren't the same, but jrpg's are for the story.

>>33210415
NTA but I didn't expect to see my grandmother's creepy dolls reposted here lol

>>33210436
Men.

Women do boobs hurt?

>>33210429
Favorite movie I've seen so far in 2025 is Wuthering Heights / Abismos de Pasion (Luis Bunuel, 1954).

Male.

>>33210458
yeah

>>33210421
There are words I have no cause or interest to say. But I can't think of any I literally cannot.

>>33210446
M
ON one hand I agree it sucks having a schedule, on the other had if you don't plan out what to do you won't be able to do anything on the trip.
Just find out things he wants to do so you can include it in the schedule, otherwise you'll just end up at the hotel while he's on his phone laughing at tik tok.

>>33210421
P word.
F

>>33210296
Are creampies still worth it even if they make you wish you could be bred sooner?

>>33210465
Poop?

>>33210465
Penis (1) or pussy (2)?

>>33210418
>criminal offense
Is there a story here?>>33210467

>>33210421
Yes, lots based on how they sound or connections to certain foods but it honestly gives me the ick to even type them

Women, do you want to hold it while your bf pees?

>>33210452
i love it for the vibe, personally. every episode is really good. same with bluey, although i can't really watch bluey anymore cuz it tickles my baby fever too badly
>>33210455
grew out of it, i guess. i can only play games if i'm really high, or if i'm on stimulants, but honestly i'd much rather just spend the time working on stuff (which, ironically, involves gamedev). that said, for the first time in a while i've been playing xenoblade chronicles x remaster, as that was my favorite game, but even that i haven't touched in like a month now despite only sinking maybe 10 or 15 hours into it..

>>33210456
I loved the pic anon, it’s just so perfect.
It’s got “Me and the boys after a night of drinking” type energy

>>33210472
I really do

>>33210429
M
Blade Runner, The Crow, Edge of Tomorrow, Terminator 2
I haven't watched anything good recently.

>>33210442
Coming from a broken record. You got called out, had nothing to say, pivot to insults for coping.

I have just consumed a large amount of BBQ chicken
What did /are you gals having for dinner?
Bros what are you making yourself or paying a person in a laughably bad outfit to make you?

>>33210468
Second. Have said it when I'm very angry, but it's to drive a point. Kinda like when grannies drop an f bomb out of nowhere when they're big pissed

>>33210417
>Maybe she just ages poorly naturally. Nothing to do with her self care
That's entirely possible. People age. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. As long as an effort is being made, she can still be attractive. Just not as attractive as she once was. And that's fine.

>>33210475
Why?

Anyone else think that "unrealistic body standards" argument is dumb? Who cares?
>Some men/women will want a woman/man that looks like this unrealistic standard
just dont date those people? i dont get it

>>33210465
>tfw no femanon gf to make say the p word bashfully while we sex

>>33210436
Sports

>>33210482
it would be so cute

>>33210414
> Bipolar gang
Don’t lump me in with you

>>33210446
>So guys. what is your ideal holiday trip?
This is rathet common. You were very reasonable about it.
But there's cases where women do things for men, without asking if they want those things done, and then she feels offended or unappreciated. Ofc this was something so big that asking was needed. I'm just saying it's a common phenomenon.

Anyway, idk. I don't know those people so it's hard to say. I personally dislike schedules in vacation trips. I like freedom and to get lost in the city and figure it out. Or even stay in the hotel for a day if I feel like it.
Getting some tours is fine and cool. But I've gone in way too many vacations where these plans end up being a source of stress or annoying shit.
>>33210448
Yeah

>>33210402
>if after 5+ years he becomes less sexually attractive
>if I lose attraction for him
I realize this is bait but equating these was hilarious.

>>33210287
I can't imagine the adrenaline you must've felt.
>We’re about to cum when we hear a big family crowd in the distance so he grabs our towels and throws them on top of us while he stays inside me not moving. as soon as they pass by he thrusts one last time and cums inside me
Did you lose your chance to cum?

>>33210485
Maybe you'll find them someday.

>>33210396
>>33210398
I slept in and they had to call me to wake me up and I lied and said I felt sick because of my period

>>33210487
Nta
https://youtu.be/QjL7D33xpS4

>>33210477
>got called out
buddy, no one called me out on anything. i came here, i made the post for people to reply, then i argued with them

kek... rope!

>>33210429
M
Chernobyl is the only show i've seen this year

>>33210164
M
2 hours spanning multiple rounds with 2 volleyball players(and neither of them were liberos

>>33210483
It’s a real thing, but most people let go as they age.

>>33210384
I'm lonely too

>>33210449
>really don't believe this
I appreciate your input, but I do and I'm the one who is there at the end of the day
>take a sickday
I've taken tons of sick days recently lol and I'm scheduled to work the next 8 days in a row. I have to be up in 6 hours. There's just no point in me wasting mine and their time

>>33210446
>"oh wow, getting some time off work only to jump into another schedule, and cant spend time on my own pace"
Yeah. This is why I never go on holiday trips, and just sit at home.
If I had enough time and money it'd be fun to just bum around the world with no plan and see where I end up. Spend some time in various places, soaking in the atmosphere.

>>33210478
f 30.
I had about 3lbs of moose mincemeat to make meatballs out of, and my bf made handmade eggless pasta, in somewhat wide long strips.
tomato sauce with loads of onions, garlic and herbs.
It was good. Moose meat has a kinda strong, gamy taste, but low on fat

>>33210483
>Anyone else think that "unrealistic body standards" argument is dumb?
Dumb people care about the fact that other dumb people exist.
You're dangerously close to it yourself but you're just asking a question, not complaining about it.

Women, do you laugh when your boyfriend talks to men you've fucked?

>>33210446
My ideal holiday trip is driving around to other states and taking photos of towns and nature. Go to some national parks and museums/art stuff too. I don't mind some guided events just because it's nice to have someone knowledgeable who can give you some context. When I was growing up my dad didn't really care for guided tours but always set vacations up that way because my mom liked them and had in mind stuff she wanted to see. Those vacations were kind of exhausting because of how much stuff they had planned. That said, my favorite memories of vacations with my parents were from random interactions I had with other kids and with people on the street. You should have a plan for vacations, but it's nice to have some time to dick around in between scheduled events.

>>33210390
I would do anything for an ugly husband who loves me

>>33210489
What the fuck? I wasn't doing that lol. Kill yourself

>>33210457
Why are you even here?

>>33210469
>Is there a story here?
No.
I was mainly thinking of lying and deception like hiding money or defrauding or getting on drugs, etc, etc.
Anything that's lying is cheating (pleaso don't be autistic about this. I'm talking shit like hiding a gambling debt or money that she keeps a secret, idk.). And things that could endanger our family.

>>33210509
false, because i could commit right now to being your ugly husband but you'd just ignore me. it's not lice to go on an image board and nie.

>>33210146
>wish anons stopped horny posting i’m getting turned on
STRONG VASCULAR HANDS, BIG FOREARMS, HAPPY TRAILS, DEEP VOICE WHISPERING IN YOUR EAR, ROUGH SEX, BALLS DEEP CREAMPIE! cuddling after.

>>33210469
No, it's just poop

>>33210478
I'm currently cooking teriyaki rice with meatballs and sliced carrots. I'd sauté the carrots in shallot sauce but... Huh
I'll use yellow onions.
Thanks anon.

>>33210497
And you got really whiny about it and told them to piss off

m or f
what do you think is going on in this picture?

>>33210483
I don't know if it's just me who's dumb, but this post is very incoherent and I don't understand what it is you want to know exactly?

>>33210516
>HAPPY TRAILS
STOP. NOT NOW I DON'T NEED HORNY RIGHT NOW

>it wont let me delete my discord post so now im forced to keep it up
I have made a mistake

>>33210513
Eh, yeah. I get that. It's more that I understand the sentiment. If you'll lie about this or that what other things are you going to lie about?

>>33210474
They're so grimy lol I wish I had washed them up a bit first but I guess that's part of the vibe

Women what should men do?

>>33210495
Lesson learned: Lying makes you feel really bad. Don't do it again and you'll be fine.

>>33210528
oops, meant to phrase this in the form of a question.
Thoughts?

>>33210245
It's not possible, all I seem to be capable of doing is regressing and letting my mental illness destroy my life kek

>>33210460
How does it feel?
Why?
When?
I wanna hold boobies.
>>33210529
Yeah.
I don't want to have any secrets as a married couple. Not between us, at least.

>>33210528
I'm keeping that image for reasons you'll never know

>>33210528
Well anon...this is what you get for being thirsty in an /atoga/ thread.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, eh? :P

>>33210534
I already lied which means I'm going to hell

>>33210536
Shhhhhh stop being a negative nelly. You are not the first person with whatever issues you have.

>>33210171
>we both enjoy some OF.
Any girl-on-girl content creators you two would recommend?

>>33210503
>There's just no point in me wasting mine and their time
Right, because you have so much more important things to do.

>>33210539
Indeed u_u
>>33210538
Its one of my favorites, glad you like it. Hope you put it to good use

>>33210429
Male
Favorite is still Princess Bride

What I've watched recently is mostly regrettable anime. Although that evil lord of an intergalactic empire was pretty okay. I liked that it had both got both goofy humor and traumatic body horror. It's rare that a source of media will acknowledge both.

girls

What would you do if your boyfriend wasn’t interested in sex anymore, but was willing to do it when you wanted it

Both genders, do you think we'll ever get another cult classic mascot? Like will we ever see another Mario, or Mickey Mouse, or Sonic?

>>33210514
I have lice too

Every comment I have ever received about my appearance from a woman

>You look like the guy from the Good Surgeon (pic rel and from a Latina I knew in college)
>You look like a young Rory McIlroy (from a middle aged lady)
>You have really broad shoulders anon (girl in high school)
>You’re lucky to have such a nice nose (from a Jewish girl with a really big nose)
>Youve got very small ears (my cousin)

And that’s it, do I sound chopped? Or not that bad?

>>33210524
she’s asking her dad to buy her more dresses and shoes and he’s contemplating killing himself

>>33210505
Swedish?

>>33210460
Like when you're having sex? Or always?

>>33210537
Boobs all feel different. There's a fat to glandular tissue ratio that varies in texture even within the month. Some are ultra squishy, some are firmer. You'll find out what you get when you touch one. Like a gacha ball

>>33210521
whines about me being "whiny" and what i said because it's huwtful :( :(

dumbass, this isn't chruch. we swear and use insults here

also i explained why i said "piss off" to you: because you kept making the same damn point

kys and soon!

>>33210498
Really love chernobyl. managed to catch it on cytube when it was first airing.

>>33210449
Well I just promised my ex I won't take any more sick days, so I will go in every day
I'm just really fucking depressed honestly. I think one of the days, I will hide out in the grounds after my shift until the middle of the night. Then at like 3am I'll go into the kitchen and do a Sylvia Plath move and kill myself in the oven. My housemates are away next week so it can be boiled (lol) down to an accident.

>>33210530
You can do that now and post another pic of them if you’d like. I’d like that.

>>33210558
I like the squishy ones. I think so, at least.

>>33210542
NTA. To be fair, his issues are rather sever and pathological.

>>33210550
you're lying again, aren't you?
it's okay, i don't hate you. i even lied, too, i'm not particularly ugly. that makes us even :]

>>33210544
>you have so much more important things to do.
No I don't, but I'm talking about my capability to be a useful employee
>>33210542
I'm not, but the best solution for bipolar disorder appears to be suicide

>>33210478
m
getting ready to boil a potato and eggs here in a bit.

>>33210429
Female, embarrassing to admit but I just finished Pam and Tommy and it was pretty fun

>>33210548
Get his test levels checked and on every test boosting supplement I can find viable research on. That's like a singular indicator of a myriad of other bad things going on in men's bodies.

>>33210526
Hmm, I guess I should shave mine off then.

>>33210541
That's not how that works.

I feel so behind in life.
But I also feel like I don't care about advancing in life if I'm alone.

>>33210571
Assume the doctor says he’s within normal limits for his age.

>>33210457
Lol, based lesbian

>>33210536
That's not true.

>>33210526
is that really all it takes anon? jeez...

>>33210555
Finnish.
>>33210558
>Boobs all feel different
True.
When I was a teen and our boobs were growing, my friends and I just felt around eachothers boobs at a sleepover. One had real heavy ones that were dense as fuck, not soft like the next girls. All of ours were very different and we were wondering what was normal, and what wasnt, and if we should ask someone about it.
Now that we're older, we know that no two boobies are the same, even if they are from the same chest

>>33210069
No. It feels like hungry but for sex.

For the ladies, how important is a guys’ ass in judging his appearance? I know it’s one of the most important things I judge in girls, so I’m wondering if it’s equivalent for ladies.

Femanons, do you think us male anons will ever get gfs?

>>33210524
f
It‘s literally called the confession.
also
>Dicksee
lol

>>33210566
That's probably Stardew you're replying to lol. She likes to handwave any issues with a "get over it" mentality. Her future children with her lesbian wife are going to be fucked in the head.

>>33210549
Yes, but you will be too old and grouchy to recognise it for what it is.

>>33210583
No unless you let me hold your dick when you pee

>>33210575
Normal limits are bullshit, and they've lowered them in just the past couple of decades. But there's also the psychological factor to address. Stress. Pressure. Insecurity. All sorts of things.

>>33210446
Honestly. A good spa hotel, with great room service. Grab a beer at the local bar. Back to the hotel room before dark and chill on a soft clean bed.
I’ve seen enough, I don’t care, I don’t want my days off to be scheduled for activities, and have to pay for it. Fuck that

>>33210579
NTA. Are left boobs usually bigger?

>>33210587
sorry, not happening. i can't pee if there is another person in a 30 foot radius around me.

>>33210524
A man thinking about suicide while his therapist tries to get him not to.

>>33210588
doesn’t matter.

>>33210578
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT

>>33210524
F
"Here is how to hold my hand, you literal retard."

>>33210562
One day at a time.

>>33210587
But like, what if it turns into a boner?

>>33210587
I don't even hold my own cock when i pee, god guides my aim

>>33210579
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I just wanna touch some boobs. Fuck!!

>>33210598
What doesn't matter?

>>33210577
It is true though, at least as far as my life so far has demonstrated
Should I just block my ex? I can't cope with this anymore

>>33210583
Sure, if you want

>>33210507
Yeah, at the moids that are all stalking me online because I have Best Pussy Disease.

>>33210549
We get those once every several years at least.

Can y'all niggas stop yelling?

>>33210582
man ass should not be something I have to ever think about
>>33210583
some, yeah, others, not so much

>>33210608
I want a gf...

Women, where should a man's hands be during sex?

>>33210568
>but I'm talking about my capability to be a useful employee
Let your boss worry about that. Do the the best you can.

>>33210609
Can you inoculate me please?

>>33210599
I sorta do. The day I discovered I had a praise kink was wild, I was absolutely appalled at the boner I had and how easily it came. And out of nowhere, too...

>>33210472
Yeah, for the meme.

>>33210524
She's telling her husband she's a cheating skank
Why are all women such unrepentant whores?

>>33210574
Because life is a race? First to the finish line wins?

>>33210612
>some, yeah, others, not so much
Do you think I will?

>>33210612
>man ass should not be something I have to ever think about
Ugh where is the male-asshair femanon when you need her

>>33210390
>becomes less sexually attractive
How? I'm older.

>>33210615
I can't though anon ): I can't function rn I'm shaking and crying. I have to go in 6 hours and also promised my mom to call and help her with things after work. I don't feel like I can cope with anything right now

Women, what's your favorite swimwear to wear?

>>33210605
you’re saying the goalposts shifted. But men are having decreasing testosterone earlier. Taking supplements is very bad for him unless his testosterone levels are dangerously low. so what if you want him to take supplements but he isn’t comfortable with it?

>>33210384
*mwah*

state gender
how often do you think about rape?
women, is rape one of your fetishes?

>>33210621
No. But I'm not as mature or independent as I should be.

>>33210585
>She likes to handwave any issues with a "get over it" mentality.
Well to be fair to her, what else can any of us do when it comes to qt?

>>33210579
Did you have a lesbian sex orgy afterwards?

>>33210627
Watched this webm while I was listening to https://youtu.be/7VZZtbrPzuk?si=CeJJFxbpZp5zWac- vibes lol

>>33210633
I melted. Thx.

if life is a race, then it is a REAL fucking nigger.
women, am i funny

>>33210564
No time right now anon but maybe another day

>>33210634
M
Only when I masturbate.

>>33210584
who's confessing to who?

>>33210637
>what else can any of us do when it comes to qt?
Shoot me and put me out of my misery please

Fuck, this bag of doritos is wreaking havor in my guts. I'm feeling it...

>>33210138
>just reading this makes me miss my bf. should i text him saying i want to be creampied by him?
Yes, and make a voca please.

>>33210651
What flavor did you get?

>>33210600
Oh! So that's how you're supposed to do it? With my palm on the back of your hand? Maybe lace my fingers between yours?

>>33210349
Yes

>>33210654
Nacho cheese, the only flavor I like.

>>33210651
>bag of doritos
No wonder you're still a fatso

Men’s silhouettes are so beautiful

>>33210632
Supplements. Not roids. And no, they're fucking not. Depending on what they are, anyway.
I would never be with someone that doesn't trust my autistic levels of research into shit in the first place.

>>33210627
High-waisted one piece

>>33210627
>tfw too old to get a decent nonwhite gf
FML

>>33210659
And women's aren't?

>>33210639
>Did you have a lesbian sex orgy afterwards?
>NTA
Remember the femanon that had a threesome with two sisters? What a legend.

Women whats your opinion on guys with oversized trucks who dont use them for work or even hauling rvs

>>33210512
Because I want to fucking be

>>33210606
Go to bed. It's midnight and being awake clearly does you no more good this day.

>>33210634
M
Idk
Only in a fetishized context
I can never get off to CNC media
Maybe actual irl rapeplay?

>>33210667
NTA. Do you use men for their bodies?

>>33210657
>Nacho cheese
For me, I only like spicy flavors like flamin hot nacho or Tabasco

>>33210627
>tfw no jiggly gf

>>33210664
What exactly is with you retarded, unlovable bastards not knowing how to read? I didn’t fucking say women’s aren’t.

>>33210666
A boring car for a boring guy

>>33210659
Is there any mancrazy vibed artists for women out there or is it all "I hate moids"?

>>33210664
This is you nigga

>>33210636
Mhm? And?

>>33210581
>I could go for some falafel right now
>You know what sounds good right now? Dick.
Like that?

>>33210649
NTA but I think it's meant to be ambiguous anon

>>33210650
Not over the internet.

>>33210660
You’re a woman. You don’t know shit.

>>33210679
Nothing really.
But I read how that foid's bf made handmade pasta and I don't know how to do that.
How am I supposed to get a gf?

>>33210680
Sounds like a conversation JH would ahve

>>33210379
There's a lot of layered aspects but if we're taking removing the daughter as one, which removes the aspects of sex in front of others, sex in proximity to a child, and sex in the presence of someone who is likely to be traumatized if they observe and might hide that observation, that leaves consent. Ignoring the lack of consenting to the above, we can take "consent" to refer to the fact that he is initiating sex in such a way that her only alternative is to likely traumatize a small child, emotional coercion.
But there's also the aspects of consenting to anal, to dry anal, and to surprise sex, to forceful or coercive sex.

tl;dr: surprise buttsex

Is Jesus Christ your lord and savior? If so, why are you retarded?

>>33210659
Unfortunately you cringe when I step into the light.

>>33210649
That's clearly the expression of a man learning that his son actually is some other guy's

>>33210651
They have Doritos where your from?

>>33210667
But why?

>Women like dick, they just dont like the men attached to them
>Women care more about men's personality and confidence, not their dicks
Okay which one is it?

>>33210674
>>33210678
So, why did you specify men? What's so unique about their silhouettes, huh?

>>33210639
no.
We did some spin the bottle, kissed on the lips and asked who had a crush on who.
>it was all on the same boy
Then we made popcorn, got our lemonade and candy and watched a horror movie. I think it was 1999 version of house on a haunted hill. Gave me nightmares for years.

>>33210686
>I don't know how to do that
Then learn. Or don't. It's up to you. You're not him.

What are your thoughts on this song?
https://youtu.be/WWwUP2EMUQ4?t=17

>>33210699
Lame
You girls could have had some fun

>>33210612
Bummer, I was hoping mine being nice actually mattered

>>33210696
How would you have felt if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?

>>33210699
Sounds like a good evening unironically

No wait, god damn, this shit hurts so bad

I think I ate something spicy last night, I remember it tasting unusually spicy for some reason but didn't pay it any mind, not I'm paying the price.

>>33210685
I know all sorts of shit. What do you know?
Were you the fucker that ERPd with the girl on WoW?

>>33210696
Both. Just because women care more about personality doesn't mean she has to like yours.

>>33210702
Stop being such a lgbtroon, jeez

>>33210693
The have Doritos everywhere in the world, Anon.

>>33210698
Get yourself checked out.
>https://988lifeline.org/
>dial 911
>1-800-662-HELP (4357)

>>33210699
The sad thing is there are probably guys itt who will believe this

Women what are those ugly baby dolls called?
They’re furry but they have a human face.
Can you please explain the appeal to me?

>>33210713
Thinking about lesbian sex is about the straight thing a man can do

>>33210696
Different women are different

>>33210715
Hey, don't move the goalposts

Femanon, im hungry. What did you make for dinner?

>>33210505
Garlic those meatballs next time anon

>>33210720
For a betaboy, who can't even imagine himself having sex with women

Patriot act
Yes or no?
Gender?

>>33210730
I dont know what that is but it sounds very american
M

>>33210730
No
M

I am the thinnest I can be before being underweight and I still hate my body. Anything skin tight looks so retarded on me. Nothing ever drapes nicely or looks like it suits me

Women do you cause erections when you enter a room?

>>33210684
RIP
>>33210668
Don't think I can sleep rn desu
I will go bed at 1am and try sleep x

>>33210740
buff up

>>33210599
Just masturbate

>>33210730
Who doesn’t love a law designed to give the Gov “1984” levels of surveillance privileges?

>>33210600
>F
>"Here is how to hold my hand, you literal retard."
I need to lose my virginity to a woman like this.

>>33210741
Yes

Is it too late for me to learn how to be a bf at 30?

>>33210668
Should I just turn off my morning alarm? I just don't see myself going to work without having a breakdown and getting sent home anyway

Why do Mexicans smell like cumin and earth

>>33210740
Work out.
>Nothing ever drapes nicely or looks like it suits me
This is purely a matter of subjective perspective. Wear comfy clothes, both physically and psychologically, and they will like like they suit you. If not immediately then soon enough.
Also, not being able to find clothes that you like is a reason to learn to sew and make your own clothes.

>>33210763
Hey, fuck you.

Next Thread
>>33210767
>>33210767
>>33210767

>>33210758
Are you going to kill yourself if the answer is yes?
Do you expect things to get easier once you're 40?
What other options do you have except simply doing it?
Fucking retard, never post again.

>>33210742
>Don't think I can sleep rn desu
Don't care. Go to bed.
>I will go bed at 1am
Do it right now mister.

>>33210758
f 30 here
I have ever had 2 boyfriends.
>mind you the first one I had for 10 years from 19 to 29.
Why would it be late?
I still dont know how to be "ideal" either, or how to even approach my own bf when I feel like I need some closeness

>>33210769
Please answer the question, I’m trying to learn

>>33210770
Bruh

>>33210761
You don't have too see anything. Eyes closed.

>>33210770
Fuck off, retard.

>>33210775
how the hell you sink a decade of your prime years with a guy and not make it work?

I'm sorry but it's over for you. One chance.

>>33210772
>Are you going to kill yourself if the answer is yes?
Well no, I'd kill myself for some other reason
>Do you expect things to get easier once you're 40?
No
>What other options do you have except simply doing it?
Death
>Fucking retard, never post again.
If i had anything else I would

>>33210777
>>33210783
What are you talking about?
The old thread hit page 10 >>33205202

>>33210775
>or how to even approach my own bf when I feel like I need some closeness
NTA. How come? This is strange to me.

>>33210774
OK I am actually going to bed right now and trying to sleep, and keeping my 6am alarm on
I'm just so depressed and hopeless but I guess I can still try to work thru

>>33210758
I'm 24 and wondering the same thing

Women what do you think its like being a man?

>>33210788
See >>33210783

women, opinion on black men?
would you date one? fuck one? marry one?

>>33210775
Because I don't know how to act like a person

>>33210784
We tried to have a child for many years.
turns out I cant have one. And I knew my bf wanted children. It was his biggest dream in life to be a father to his own child.
So I walked away.
I got very depressed because I couldnt be that woman. And in that depression fueled mental state I decided that the most loving thing I could ever do is to let him loose.

>>33210723
Maple dijon glazed chicken breast and salad, and I'll be frying up a left over baked potato for him

>>33210796
Not good
No

>>33210800
>for him

>>33210788
If you truly are not pretending to be retarded, it needs to be the active thread should be halfway through page 10. The one before that shouldn't even exist anymore by the time you make a new one. What the fuck do you think warrants 4 simultaneous atogas?

>>33210775
>or how to even approach my own bf when I feel like I need some closeness
Grim

>>33210796
Good
Yes
Yes
Yes

>>33210803
Attention whore never cease to amaze me

>>33210806
>it needs to be the active thread should be halfway through page 10.
If that's the case, then why was >>33207154 made on page 4 of the one before it?
Why does he get to break the rules?

>>33210696
Women tend to love their man's dick.

>>33210794
Honestly pretty tough

>>33210812
Are you that rapist murderer groomer cheater?

>>33210818
>groomer
How do you groom a grown ass woman lmao

>>33210818
No, he's just a groomer cheater

Women do you think men that still like nintendo games are cringe?

>>33210811
He's retarded. Isn't 1 person being retarded enough? At least his thread has the FAQ unlike your edition that's both early and shitty

>>33210803
If you were here I'd feed you anon

>>33210810
I was just answering the question, jeez

>>33210774
I'm going to bed but I'm turning off my morning alarm
I can't cope with going to work or anything rn

>>33210796
No opinion.
Yes

>>33210825
>At least his thread has the FAQ
Why is that a good thing?
No one reads it, and he's has no authority, so he can't even enforce made up rules.
This thread isn't a general.

Women, how do you feel about up the ass?

>>33210794
>You wake up at 8 to 11 am
>you make about 5 to 8 cups of coffee and drink all but one cups worth out of it
>you either make a majestic breakfast with bacon and eggs or yesterdays leftovers and leave the kitchen a mess
>or you dont eat breakfast at all
>you dont brush your teeth, you comb your beard and hair
>you shower if it has been about 48 since the last time
>You take inventory of your days duties
>go to work if necessary
>get depressed knowing you are doing the job of three people for the price of one.
You give up a bit more each day.
>decide if chores are not important and can wait for tomorrow
>but your cars left side stereo doesnt really work well enough
>open the speaker area from the door
>dont finish fixing it
>you lack a copper buttplug essential to the whole thing
>you might have known this beforehand, but just wanted to see if it could be done without

>if you're single, you think the "every 4 month cleaning up of house" is about due
>you grab your vacuum cleaner and get out the dustballs the size of a chihuahua from the corners
>a day well spent, you reward yourself with a drink

Am I close?

>>33210825
>He's retarded
>At least his thread has the FAQ
So it's better for someone to break their own fake rules, rather than just let the thread be organic?

>>33210834
>This thread isn't a general.
It more or less is

>>33210844
sounds about right

>>33210780
I'll go to work tomorrow but I'm going to get blackout drunk beforehand
I will let you know how it goes

>>33210846
Well I disagree.
Back in the day he even used to change the thread title to Ask The Opposite Sex Anything and would try to split threads apart when he didn't get his way.

Men, do you even want a gf?

>>33210834
>>33210845
What are you on about, it is a general and the purpose of a general is to define what type of discussion it is for, just as you can report offtopic shit from your regular non-general threads. The problem we're having is that this general has filled with retarded newfags who stir up shit because they want attention or a free use chatroom.

>>33210844
Not really lol
>you dont brush your teeth
>you shower if it has been about 48 since the last time
is this really what women think of us? damn

>>33210857
No woman has ever offered sex to me. I don't know in what world this author lives.

>>33210857
Yes, but i'm scared of women so i don't bother

>>33210857
no. but i'm probably schizoid so that isn't saying much

Should i buy an iphone just because iphone pictures always make me look more attractive?

>>33210858
>newfags who stir up shit because they want attention or a free use chatroom.
It's been this way the entire time, what the fuck are you talking about?
These threads were at their peak when they roamed all over the place and we had toonmes and voca parties.

>>33210858
>it is a general
Where is "general" anywhere in the title?

>>33210857
Not enough to do what it takes to get one.

>>33210853
>I'm going to get blackout drunk beforehand
>I will let you know how it goes
Please don't.

>>33210881
NTA, but perpetual one-after-the-other threads with the same topic are called generals

>>33210815
NTA. Appreciate your empathy

where'd you guys go?

>>33210900
To the new thread
>>33210767

>>33210857
Ultimately yes, but I fear the gender wars have driven us too far apart.

>>33210903
>Early thread
No, fuck that

>>33210886
Why not? What am I supposed to do then?

>>33210857
Maybe

>>33210809
>>33210831
Have either of you been with one before?

>>33210769
NTA. Those are both pleasant smells.

>>33210825
>>33210834
>>33210858
>>33210881
>>33210846
When there's a FAQ, I intentionally break at least 1 of the rules when I normally wouldn't. I'd be surprised if it didn't cause more anons to act up given the contrarian nature of 4chan.

>>33210818
>Are you that rapist murderer groomer cheater?
Inaccurate.
I did once plan to murder a rapist, if that's what you mean by "rapist murderer". But I decided against that whole plan.

As for me raping others, I detest the idea. Ignoring the horrific immorality of it, it's literally manifesting into reality the abstract concept that the only way you can have sex is through force.
There's been a few nebulous times but full consent was initiated beforehand.

I refuse to kill because if I decide who lives or dies, then there's no limit to it beyond the practical.

>groomer
See>>33210820
>How do you groom a grown ass woman lmao
This. Idfk

>cheater
I've cheated. Apparently this means that I am badevilwrong about everything always forever. Or something.

>>33211022
It's weird how you always try to put your cheating firmly in the past, but it's not like one day you said to yourself "I feel bad about this, I'm not going to cheat ever again" and then you stopped of your own free will. You were totally down to continue cheating and you were only forced to stop because your affair partner got sick of you. If you'd had your way then you'd still be cheating right now. I don't know, it just feels like a dishonest way to present yourself.

>>33211044
CB stopped fucking him because she wanted commitment and he just wanted to fuck her.

>>33210912
If you're gonna drink, I'd rather not hear how it goes.

Moid watching porn IS cheating on his gf with porn bimbos

>>33211084
>t. been sucking and fucking since the 8th grade

>>33211095
I was a virgin in the 8th grade

>>33211084
By that logic, not being a virgin IS cheating on your current partner with your ex, every time you remember your ex, you're cheating.

>>33211084
it's not moids fault foids don't measure up to what moid can find on the internet

>>33211044
>It's weird how you always try to put your cheating firmly in the past
There's a reason for that.

>You were totally down to continue cheating
Not exactly. I wasn't abandoning either one. I was a dog with two bones. It's not a story that ends well.

>you were only forced to stop because your affair partner got sick of you.
Inaccurate.

>If you'd had your way then you'd still be cheating right now.
I was planning on telling my wife when she suddenly got worse and I missed my deadline. Before she got better, my mistress stumbled upon someone else and I was still waiting.

>it just feels like a dishonest way to present yourself.
It'd be dishonest if I claimed I chose to stop or was honest or upfront. I ended to. To stop cheating anyway. My intention was to come clean and see what happened. I failed.

Amor fati.

>>33211111
Holy quints.

>>33211054
>CB stopped fucking him because she wanted commitment and he just wanted to fuck her.
It was more than just fucking and she reasonably wanted more than a holding pattern life. I planned to make a change and failed to do so in a reasonable time.
She didn't demand commitment.
I wasn't just wanting to fuck her.

Sometimes life is more complicated than the simple kneejerk responses of 4chan anons.

>>33211084
>Moid watching porn IS cheating on his gf with porn bimbos
The line is simple: If you'd hide it from your partner, it's cheating. The degree of cheating varies and might be subjective but it's cheating.

>>33211136
NTA but what big change did you guys expect to happen after you told your wife? How would that have ended the holding pattern?