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Previously on ATOGA: >>33889525

>>33893153 (OP)
Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?

since everything is but an apparition perfect in being what it is one may as well laugh.

this is the highest truth

Omae.

Femanon here. I am in need of new friends and my hobbies are mostly full of boys. How do I know any of you would like to be my friend? Like for real? Not just a potential fuckhole. I would like to drop my trust issues but its been hard

>>33893167
What are your hobbies?

>>33893167
I recommend going outside

>>33893160
Absolutely. Given that you are a caring and interesting person, I'd see no problem. The thing is, if you say that so full of insecurities, I would like to try to help you getting more confidence in yourself. That could mean changing some habits.

>>33893167
moid here, if he is straight he will try to date you.

>>33893167
what are ur hobbies?

>>33893153 (OP)
>saar how do I use multi tool I no friends

>>33893167
>>33889272

>>33893165
What is the lowest truth?

>>33893168
Gaming mostly... Nerd stuff, trading card games. I had several friendly guys approaching me but I always get paranoid they only might want to use me.

>>33893160
no

Women would you forgive me for using mind control powers to make you suck my dick if I was very sorry and handsome?

Thoughts on if I should rawdog my Latina fuck buddy who I've been banged twice after matching on Hinge? The sex is alright but she's freaky and very enthusiastic so it's a lot of fun. We've only fucked with condoms so far, but I've wanted to up the ante and leaving my mark by fucking her raw and creampieing her.
She's only hooked up with 3 other guys before me (or so she says), has been fucked raw before, and hasn't gotten tested yet. Haven't caught anything fucking her with protection.
Thoughts? Or am I just being stupid and becoming Shadow the Hedgehog since I'm on a Latina fucking spree (the last 6 girls I've fucked this year are all Latina)

>>33893173
Thought so. It happened that like "ah, its no biggie, he got a girlfriend already!" but it meant nothing, they would hit on me nonetheless. I am no good at getting female friends either.

>>33893178
yeah they all wanna fuck u

>>33893178
Well, idk.
Maybe you can just tell them that you're like fat and married or something.

>>33893153 (OP)
foids, why don't you like cars?

>>33893180
>handsome
you'll be forgiven for anything so long as you're this

>>33893178
Tell them you are indian

>>33893189
You are a bloody benchod

>>33893184
Its face to face interaction and I am not fat, that wouldnt work. I doubt being married would make any difference either but I could try

>>33893153 (OP)
m or f, and how do you want your love life to have gone?

He so mad kek full copium and poo

>>33893192
oh, it's irl stuff.
idk then, maybe go with more girls, I'm sure you can find like more female focused groups online.

>>33893193
i try not to think about it.

>>33893199
m or f

>>33893182
>I am no good at getting female friends either.
a lot of girls told me that friendship between women suck, why is it so common?

also the faithful guys will avoid you because we just can't see women as friends, they will not be hostile but they will definitely keep their distance

I need to stop gossiping so much it makes me feel bad but it's the only way my family bonds

>>33893202
m

>>33893193
M, I'm chill, I'm climbing out of the bottomless pit now.
Women don't like me, and I'm fine with that, as long as they don't bother me about it.

>>33893206
>m
then I'm guessing you never had a love life.

Where do I meet clingy gf

Another loving cat pic :)

>>33893212
nice job detective.

Just found out my family has been gossiping about me and truly think less of me because I've never been in a relationship and Yet they've only ever ridiculed me for a man showing interest in me even if I was uninterested in him

>>33893216
you might still have time if you aren't too old or hideous

>>33893215
Fuck off pajeet you smell like shit you should kill yourself

>>33893215
Nice, I took some shitty cat pics too but never got around to posting them since I was disassociating.

>>33893222
Handsome fella.

>>33893219
yeah, you're right. but i am trying to get my act together right now. it's been going at a snails pace.

>>33893203
I wondered that my whole life. I think its social conduct bullshit. Women are raised to be seen as potential rivals to each other or something like that. I had female friends, but they never last.
Why is that u guys are unable to see us as friends too though?

I'm tweaking whatever

>>33893223
I always see them around at night, I think someone feeding them.

>>33893227
Do you ever get the urge to pick one up and take them home?

>>33893229
Amazing pic.

>>33893193
Like a disney movie. The true love kiss and happilly ever after. Is that even real?
F hopeless romantic here

>>33893229
all zoomed in and shaky since I took them when I'm out on a walk, too self conscious and fat to actually stop and take a proper close up.
>>33893231
They all run away when I get to close, I think it's because I smell like dog.

>>33893153 (OP)
need a gf whos genuinely toxic and imperceptibly conditions me to expect the worst from the world until im unrecognizable
a woman even the greek gods could not have fathomed as a punishment

>>33893222
>>33893227
>>33893229
>>33893234
I like how you go around taking pictures of random strays. Very comfy.

>>33893237
i can be your nice gf instead

I've noticed that I tend to get pretty down on myself and then for a few days after I feel pretty good without anything really changing.
Not sure why it is, but it is almost like my emotions default back to optimistic

>>33893240
i dont want that
no man wants that
if you ever get tired of being single, you know what to do

>>33893225
well, i guess that just like women are wired to compete with each other we men are wired to look for a partner when we met a woman. If we find a woman pretty we start thinking about how can we get to date her

>>33893241
Bipolar disorder?

>>33893240
But it was my turn...

>>33893242
youre right but i don't know how to be mean and i am punished for it. men hate me

>>33893244
I've never been diagnosed with anything and I think I am pretty mentally stable other than presuming everyone hates me for no reason.

>>33893243
tho i should mention that i have female friends that i don't look at like "potential gfs" but it's a rare case

>>33893224
I've been there. At the risk of sounding patronizing, no amount of years it takes to get there is a waste unless you give up. good luck, anon.

>>33893243
But why do guys still hit on me even though they already have a relationship? It makes no sense to me. I mean, why am I a potential date if they are engaged or seeing someone already? (happened countless times)

>>33893239
It's fun, I wanted to get the new iphone so I can take better zoomed photos, since I can't sneak up on them, but the money didn't add up, so more Iphone 13 pics for now.

>>33893246
a woman who cant be evil is like a lion without teeth or claws
they dont hate you, they hate that you would be unable to help them navigate the mysterious world of evil that all women know
a useless partner

>>33893250
Yeah I have a couple of male friends that do respect me as a friend as well and I trust them. But I kind of need a more solid circle of friends. Could you share what make those friends different in your eyes?

>>33893255
cheaters are everywhere nowadays, if you want to give it a more "logical" sense men probably are wired to get as much women pregnant as possible. tho probably they just don't value their relationship too much so they go for it

>>33893248
>I've never been diagnosed with anything
Doesn't mean you can't have it
>everyone hates me for no reason.
This could be the reason

men
do you appreciate how easy it is for you to make guy friends compared to women?

>>33893263
I don't have friends.

>>33893257
why don't i know it

>>33893263
I have no friends.

>>33893258
we are friends since high school so we all made some cringe shit that any mutual attraction died lol. There is no way to actually be sure tho, i've met guys that were in the friendzone for years and still were waiting for a moment to try again

>>33893264
>>33893266
thats a choice though
you could go out to your local sports club and be running around smashing into each other while laughing in half an hour without worrying about anything

>>33893264
>>33893266
Now kiss

>>33893263
Maybe, I can't really compare

>>33893269
>>33893270
I'm going to kill myself.

>>33893272
*mwah*

>>33893260
Maybe but what would it even change?

>>33893215
I want to pet them :)

>>33893263
I struggle to make friends though

>>33893265
sometimes in nature newborns exhibit mutations
if theyre beneficial they are more likely to pass on their genes
if not...

>>33893280
ok.

>>33893264
SAAR

>>33893187
I don't understand them.
>>33893193
Exactly as it had. I'm afraid of change.
>>33893214
Where mentally ill women gather
>>33893237
Waifu politicians

>tfw my BPD ex is calling me because she’s pregnant and needs money
How many bullets have you dodged atoga?

>>33893268
I think the couple of friends I got are similar to that. Decades of friendship and funny stories shared that we just bonded beyond any attraction. But then only time makes it? That is so sad. I wish I could trust people to be my friends again

>>33893290
You are a piece of shit

>>33893263
I can make friends very easily but maintaining relationships feels like such a burden

>>33893292
Kys simpoid you gonna step up?

>>33893291
yep, unfortunately that's it for foids

>>33893291
men and women becoming platonic friends is like two tired soldiers staring at each other from inside the trenches, both wanting the same thing but unable to say it

Having some american vomit chocolate for snacks.
mini m&ms

>>33893300
This is the most jeet take I’ve ever seen no wonder you don’t have friends

>>33893302
I had some M&M cookies as a snack, wish my vape came with more fidget attachments for my ADHD

I own you, jeetlord.

>>33893304
Don't vape, bruh.

>>33893306
I vape while I’m driving it’s chill, I smoke when I’m on break

>>33893307
Don't smoke, bruh.

Jeet spammer when he sees white women posting in the thread

>>33893193
m, to have known each other all our lives and only know heartbreak when the other dies

>>33893277
Its effects are treatable

>>33893167
>Like for real? Not just a potential fuckhole.
That's gonna be a factor in any straight mans head, it isn't and end all be all but if you are attractive then people will want to sleep with you and mutual interests tend to make people seem a lot more attractive.
With that said, based on >>33893178 maybe check out some discords or local stuff? If you really want IRL stuff then you are going to have to just accept than men want to fuck women and people in nerdy hobbies tend to be nerds, which means not much social interaction and being starved for any female attention.

>>33893263
I rather get pussy easy than friends easy

Its november, so I can only spare a good morning to the moids and the blonde foids.
Good morning moids and Blondes

>>33893269
>>33893319
Women be like:
>Hey Men, do you appreciate (thing that isn't true)?
>That isn't true though?
>Oh, well it's your fault actually!

>>33893325
>moids and Blondes
I'm a moid and blond

I love the taste of coffee but that shit is bad for you. I get so queasy after drinking it but god damn it tastes so good

>>33893325
Fuck off saar blonde women hate you simp cuck brownoid slave caste Dalit street shifter JAI SHRE RAM

>>33893263
Why do you need guy friends? Do you want to betray your race?

>>33893340
im slavic
put on your tripcode again

I have dark blonde hair as Varg would say.

Femanons:
My instagram got disabled by instagram's shitty AI moderation. Didn't give me an actual reason or thing I posted. I found out it's like a problem and multiple posts online and articles about it. But a lot of girls on apps and at bars like, exchange instagrams instead of numbers. Would it be weird to say "oh, I don't have an instagram. I never used my old one so I deleted it. Can I have another way to contact you?" on an app or at a bar? I don't know why, but girls would rather insta, but also, find snapchat a red flag, but I'm not sure why, but I also barely use snapchat too.

Would uprooting myself to move to a city with a large asian populace to get alt asian gf be retarded?

>Be together with girl for 5 years
>We live in downtown Boston together
>Last night she drops a big bombshell
>Says she wants to move to her parent's town
>That she misses her family
>It's a small rural town
>Less than 2000 people total
>No major stores
>No delivery for anything
>Fastest internet is 25MB down for 80$ a month
>Streets are completely empty
>Everything shuts down at 5 PM
>Little to no cellphone service
>There is NOTHING for work unless you're a farmer/hunter
>MFW Last time I visited we sat on the porch doing nothing for literally 4 hours

It's like something out of a horror movie, it's so silent and there are just NO people anywhere, there's nothing to do, it doesn't even have a FUCKING MOVIE THEATER FOR CHRIST SAKE

How do I tell her "Fuck no I'd rather die" Without being mean?

>>33893352
Do you love her still? Do you think you can do better? Are you gay?
Regardless of 1, If yes to either the 2nd or 3rd question, tell her you'll be right there after she goes and stay and fuck in boston til you get a rebound and ghost her.

I had a gf move to bumfuck nowhere and I stayed there with her for a bit, honestly was comfy as fuck but I've never thrived in an american city before so who knows. I eventually left her for a girl I found in the city who then left me so all is right with the world.

>>33893352
To start with, you've got to stress the work angle. Then depending on if you two plan on marriage and kids and whatever, then you can stress how little opportunity your kids will have. After that you can then go into how fucking boring it is out there.

Source: my boomer dad did the same thing to my family and I grew up so far away that I couldn't go to a decent school, find a job or get my drivers license (since they wouldn't pay for it and I couldn't get a job to pay for it). I grew up as a socially stunted retard and still struggle interacting with people now.

>>33893358
>Do you love her still?
Yes
>Do you think you can do better?
Yes, but too lazy to put in effort
>Are you gay?
Only 50%

Alrigthy so your advice is to just leave her? Honestly I'd hate to say goodbye of 5 years worth of work, but I don't know if I can stand living in the middle of nowhere, especially in Maine.

>>33893360
>Maine
Beautiful. But still, why can't she just live somewhere nearby that actually has prospects and then just drive over to that old town to visit sometimes?

>>33893363
Hypnotic.

A girl loved me so hard this year I still feel her pussy on my dick and when I close her eyes I see her lips all over me. She made me want to start learning a new language and move to her country--not to try to be with her again but to taste the culture again through another woman or two.
This new years day will be magical.

>>33893352
Just leave her. This is her shit testing you btw. You need to stand your ground, odds are, she's doing this so she can leave you. That's her real goal, it's not to be closer to her family; it is to LEAVE YOU. Think about it, you've been together for 5 years... after 5 years you should be planting your feet somewhere with the person you're dating: getting married, getting a stable job, preparing for children, etc. How the hell are you going to do that if you have no work and you move to a city where your job industry doesn't even exist? I mean this in all sincerity, cut your losses now. I had a girl do this to me, told her no, she said she was gonna go anyways and I told her that if she did I'm breaking up with her. Well, we stayed together for a month, she ended up breaking up with me and low and behold - she never ended up leaving town anyways. It's almost as if she was looking for a way out the whole time... that's what's happening to you now

>>33893263
Yes but I don't need them like you need simps and furniture movers for free.

>>33893364
NTA. Because she's used to men providing for her.

what do i draw

>>33893382
Draw a cute femanon girl

I hate women.

>>33893385
Based.

>>33893193
F
Idk, trying to find a bf so we can have a love life together

I'm kinda neutral on women idk.

Women are pretty cool.

>>33893193
I wish women could love men, so that I could have a gf.

I'm into some really kinky shit this morning.

>>33893193
M
I'm in my freshman year of college a few years late and I intend to have it go well.
Life always throws curveballs but I want to try rather than sit in my room all the time suffering through what could have been.

>>33893403
I'm like that every morning. My sexual fantasies in the morning are always really weird.

Day 3
how are we doing boys?

>>33893408
I have destroyed my dick.

>>33893408
Nobody cares about NNN. It's a stupid meme.

>>33893408
You people are so fucking weird.

>>33893406
I don't think I'm more experimental in my morning fap. Much more in my afternoon or evening ones.

>>33893408
I intentionally failed within the first 48 hours because NNN is retarded.

what do i do if I am not sure he is going to tell his wife(they are in open relationship) we have gotten intimate with eachother

she knows he flirted physically with me after me telling her and she called it cheating. the situation is complicated because he is temporarily staying/living with me. idk if I should tell her we have gone further because I kind of feel like it's something he should do. he doesn't like talking about the subject with me since he feels bad about it.

>>33893415
All three of you should jump in front of a bus.

>>33893415
Are you sure they're really open and he's not just bullshitting you? Because it sounds like she doesn't actually know about any of that.

>>33893408
We have a competition on who can have the best nut November. I’m in the lead with two women deepthroating my cock

>>33893415
Damn, I should really start lying to bitches more and say that I'm taken, so that dumb cunts like this one want to fuck me lol

>>33893416
no
>>33893417
they've dated separately before and once been in a throuple with another guy we used to know.

i consider her a friend of mine but I know him more i think as of now. i don't want her to dislike me but he has come to me for a lot of advice and to vent over the past few years and admitted he has feelings for me a long tim ago but i malfunctioned at didn't take it seriously due to my relationship ideals but things just happened recently. he says he feels conflicted about it(the situation with me and her in relation to him)

>>33893415
You are exceptionally stupid. lmao
You chose to be in a shitty situation.

>>33893422
It can wok but only if you know there's a home wrecker somewhere. My gf told me about some girl in her friends orbit a little that fucks taken guys exclusively, so there seems to be always one around. We're still pretty fresh into things, so I can't help but be tempted to ask if she'd give ma free pass, apparently this girl is hot as fuck.

>>33893423
So the reddit threads are true that bitches want to fuck married men more? I'll buy a fake ring then for bars and clubs lol

>>33893415
probably just depressed yeah
>>33893422
I don't think it's all that healthy but like it was a thing where he has crushed on me for years before he even knew her. I kind of want to pressure him into telling her or something because I feel bad about it but also don't want her having a potential suicidal meltdown(his words)

I feel like it mostly happened just because he's temporarily living with me. I don't think i'm stealing him away or anything as I feel they have too much to lose to break up but in a previous thread anons said he seemed to have checked out of the relationship which idk if true. he said he isn't a good person so I feel no real drive to be with him more than his wife I guess but th temptation to like cuddle is there :/

>>33893427
Go for it. I regret not cheating on my exes. The relationships will end anyway when she gets bored.

>>33893430
I wouldn't say I want to fuck him more, he always flirted with me first and I ignored him in that way for a really long time or forgot about it/walking on eggshells a bit. I want to find my own person but his advances towards me are confusing. they've been having issues in their marriage and she said he seemed miserable to him

If you genuinely struggle to not touch your dick for 30 days you need to seek professional help

>>33893431
You sound lile a LARP.
And if you aren't, then understand you are at least a clown to anybody remotely normal.

>>33893431
depressed meant for >>33893425

>>33893435
Stay in your containment threads, faggot.

>>33893433
I don't know. Things have been funny with her, she initially pulled back on things but said it was fine if I wanted to fucked around a bit. We also talked about threeways once and she said she'd be into it, but would only be doing it because I wanted to. It's all kinda confusing. Maybe she's a massive sub or something,

>>33893435
What's funny is her actual tits as seen in leaks are depressingly awful.

>>33893435
this kills the /atoga/ moids

>>33893423
>no
I wasn't asking.

How do I make my dick bigger (without surgery or injections)?

>>33893444
That is ridiculously tame compared to even the shit that gets posted on this website.

Is it a red flag if a girl says she is a baddie?

>>33893449
Definitely.

>>33893436
i'm aware, what do I do about it :/
>>33893446
not gonna sorry
can't get in trouble like that again

>>33893447
why do men care so much about dick size? As long as you're at the very least 6 inches, you're fine.
Girth is a different story and arguably more important though. But also you can just use toys, or your mouth and hands.

>>33893452
It’s easier to sit around and whine about uncontrollable things than it is to actually go out and fuck.

>>33893456
>>33893452
Why do foids pretend they don't have ridiculously high standards and like men can just "go out and fuck"?

Where do I go to "go out and fuck"?

>>33893447
Tfw 7.5" x 5.3"
I wouldn't give it up but idk what its actually doing for me
She's extremely happy with you for 20 minutes and then goes back to doing the same usual woman shit she chucks at every moid
Who cares honestly just fingerblast her good enough to start with and it probably doesnt matter

>>33893459
You probably can jist go out and fuck in all fairness
You have to settle for consuela thoughie
Laqueesha will probably suck the soul out of you for a carton of eggs until the gubmint shutdown ends lmfao

>>33893464
Yeah, I could probably find some 55 year old fat lady in the bad part of town to get my dick gummed to death while the roaches crawl all over me, but that just proves my point.
If women had reasonable standards I'd be able to get a mid, slightly overweight woman in her early 30s, and I'd be able to actually date her and make her my gf. But that's completely out of the question.

>>33893459
Maybe you can’t, but I can.

>>33893467
...how is that unattainable?

It's really fucking stupid how that Antonymph song baited millions of people into listening to three minutes of "Hey, look at all this stuff that's fifteen years old. Neat, right?". It's just memberberries for people barely old enough to remember 9/11 but people act as if it's something impressive/important. If you like that song you are an obnoxious shitter

>>33893470
You tell me. I have no idea what women are thinking.

>>33893473
Iq = lowered

should I cease all flirty/intimate contact with him or confront him about it

would it salvage my deterioration into self-hate or feelings of unworthiness

I wish she would come back to me and love me

>>33893461
TELL ME I NEED SEX

>>33893447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJIJG6bEjbs&t=68

>>33893473
I'm really not trying to bust your chops and I know it's hard to find people to date in the first place but if you seriously literally couldnt talk your way into the pants of some frumpy beat hag in an ideal set and setting you might be a physical as well as social trainwreck.

If pussy has the same musk as cock then I'll gladly eat pussy. If not then I'd still do it.

I genuinely don't get why people pretend body smell (not odor) doesn't have pheromones

>>33893483
I'm not. It's not that it's literally impossible to bed a chick like that, I've done it once. It just takes a fuckload more effort than it should, and getting any kind of commitment from them is impossible.

>>33893483
They call him cbtanon for a reason.

Shy guys, why are you so hard to approach

how do I unfuck myself from the love triangle with him to save my future/current self >>33893415

there is 0% chance he has deeper feelings for me than her I feel like since they are matried/been together so long and I want to respect that but also I am sad/lonely

>>33893489
Because we know that women hate us and wish to do us harm.

>>33893489
secretly holding out for an older woman to approach me, so I act cold towards girls my age to stop them from talking to me

>>33893489
just approach us, once you start talking to us we get more comfortable (eventually)

>>33893489
I don't think I've prevented any woman from approaching me. Nevertheless, it hasn't happened and probably never will. I think shy guys don't pass the vibe check, we're not eligible.

>shy "men" actually thinking women irl wouldn't rather be abused than give passive men even an ounce of attention
I chuckled (out loud)

>>33893500
Literally half of all the women I fucked initiated either online or IRL and that doesn't include all the women who have hit on me in some way
Were they 10/10 baddies? Hell no. But sometimes you're just that wigga

>>33893506
What's your secret?

>>33893511
Be cute enough that they stop caring about your sixhead, your earl sweatshirt-esque hairline, and the fact that your height starts with a 5

>>33893513
this! i got a girlfriend that way too.

>>33893513
Where do you go to meet women? I feel like I'm decently attractive.

>>33893489
Because I don't want to annoy her and why would any woman want to talk to me? It must just be in my head that she is looking at me.

>>33893516
College, college towns, even community college in nicer areas can be okay. Parties that you'd end up in if you're social. College town bars. They're just straight up daycare for breeding age women.
It helps if you're actually in college.
Tip: women are insanely jealous of each other, and like you way more when you don't like them. Leverage this by befriending girls who are attractive but not your type and go out with them. The women you're actually into will start bitterly seething and flock to you when they see you with the gals.

>>33893495
since when are moids this evil?

Gender
So I went to that expensive whore. She's a striking beauty, very fun to talk to. We have insanely good sex. And she's batshit insane, like girls in hentai after a mind break, but for real. Her mind actually melted from hentai, cock, and maybe drugs. And... she makes more than $300k. We're very compatible. But in the end, I didn't ask her out. Not like I didn't try, but she definitely wasn't in any condition to listen.
Should I date her? And how do you approach a girl like that correctly?

>>33893521
>College, college towns
Diff anon, but I live in a college party town right now.
What do I even do? I have no friends here. I'm not ugly, I'm not particularly bad in social situations (although I am a bit shy at first, nothing alcohol can't remedy)
I am seriously at a loss, right now I plan to join a fraternity and clubs next semester as my day ends sooner.
Especially with woman I feel totally alien, I can speak to them fine but the actual romantic or seductive aspect I am completely inexperienced. I never really interacted with girls in grade school romantically so I have nothing to work from.

>>33893525
M
I wouldnt approach an OF thot

>>33893500
I am being abused, by his timidity. At least he is like that with everyone so I'm not gonna take it personally just yet

>>33893525
>Should I date her? And how do you approach a girl like that correctly?
You should stick around until you see her crashout and the severity of it.
If it's something you can put up with then go for it.

>>33893532
>OF thot
Maybe she did, maybe she doesn't. Honestly, her salary is just my calculation because she charges $400 an hour, not including special services.

>>33893524
What's wrong, feeling upstaged?

>>33893525
>Whore who enjoys being a whore
You are trying to date a demon. I can't even feel sorry for her, these women are too far gone.

I need to lose 35 kilos before I can gain the confidence to talk to women

>>33893541
Talking to them doesn't matter much if they don't want to talk to you first.

>>33893530
Frat's not a bad idea. No clue they allowed anyone older than freshmen rush but good luck.
I'd go for the climbing club, any kind of music thing, etc. Things that women may or may not join, but the male members unquestionably have female friends.

>>33893489
I've only dated women that approach me. I'd kill to be approached, it's been months

>>33893540
I'm a womanizer with a high body count who enjoys being a womanizer. So I don't care about that stuff.

Moids should approach foids first, actually. Stop playing so hard to get, you're already difficult to want.

>>33893535
I was a client. I don't think she would crash out on me. Maybe after a few sessions when we become fuck buddies at that point. But it would be my most expensive fwb because she charges $400 an hour. I'm gonna see if I can get a friends discount from her at least.

>>33893549
Sorry, I have no interest in dating.

>>33893551
>fwb
>charges $400 an hour
Lmao you loser

>>33893549
I'll be my sweet funny epic cool awesomesauce self when I'm around new gals in class or whatever who I fancy. But cold approaching is for fuckin indians.

>>33893553
This. I have foid fatigue.

>>33893554
Hey, I have a few fwbs for free, two of them are even pretty. I don't even want to be fwb with her, I want to fucking date her and maybe get married. But I have no idea how to start a relationship with a whore, especially an insane whore. I think a lot of people would try to get her, I'm definitely not the only one.

>>33893543
>No clue they allowed anyone older than freshmen rush but good luck.
I am a freshmen although older than others by a few years due to late admittance.
>I'd go for the climbing club, any kind of music thing, etc.
I am taking a Music class next semester if that counts, I also was considering taking a pickleball class because it seems kind of fun but also I figured it would be good for meeting women.

>>33893564
That all sounds good. Don't fuck up! :*

what's the meaning or point of a guy telling me his wife would be jealous of me because of my small/petite size? like is he comparing us or trying to make me feel a certain way by saying that or just venting or something

>>33893565
Thanks anon
What would "fuck up" look like in this scenario?

>>33893566
Complimenting you and bitching about his fat bitch of a wife in the same breath
99% of us don't have the brain matter in the right places for mindgames of any sort

>>33893567
Mostly picrel
Also trying too hard
Just bee yaself unironically

I'm so fucking addicted to findom. The girl I'm talking to is so strict and bossy towards me. I just gave her $600. What did I get in return?

A few DMs about how I'm not fit or capable of making decisions on my own. How she's so generous to be making my decisions for me.

And I'm fucking hooked. I believe her. I'm a retard who needs a woman to tell me what to do.

Do I just kms? I can't stop myself when a strict, dominant woman tells me what's best for me. I really feel like I need her in my life.

I'm 36 and never had a girlfriend. This is all I have. And it's technically not a porn addiction because she's not a sex worker. I receive no benefits other than being controlled. She's just a random girl on Twitter who likes being in charge.

What's the solution for someone like me? Is it really so bad for me to obey orders from a superior woman?

>>33893566
He sounds like a very shitty person (see >>33893568). Beware.

>>33893569
Seems difficult to find a medium between being a natural wallflower versus "trying too hard" to socialize.
Is just walking up to people and talking trying to hard? How do I know when someone is done talking? These types of queues that I think people build up from being around others I don't think I have a good grasp on.
Also being myself makes it hard to have things to talk about, I don't think people at the frat party really care about Warhammer lore or A Song of Ice and Fire theories.

>>33893570
>She's just a random girl on Twitter who likes being in charge.
You mean a GIRL (Gujarati Internet Roleplayer and LARPer)?

>>33893570
Why it sounds like copypasta?

>>33893574
...you're gonna learn a whole lot the next few years!

>>33893567
>What would "fuck up" look like in this scenario?
In uni, you have 1 month to find single girls and a friends group. After that, you're on your own because everyone has paired up.

>>33893578
That's the hope, ideally not an awful ride.
>>33893580
Well I hope this is a semester or yearly reset then because I'm fucked if that's the case.

>>33893569
>Just bee yaself
NTA, In my opinion, that's some of the stupidest advice. If I were to be myself, I'd definitely overdrink, do drugs, fuck a few girls, maybe even consensually. And in the end, I'd fall on the floor in a puddle of my own vomit and completely forget about that day, only to be surprised by a porn video of myself in an active role from that party.

I will NOT meet women.

>>33893570
I'm into femdom but findom makes no fucking sense to me. You don't even get anything all that good in return.

>>33893568
she's nowhere near fat, just not petite in height.is this a mind game? he's been recently venting to me about their dynamic I didn't really know about. like him never going out to hang out with other people because of her, her never doing chores and him always buying her stuff and stuff like weed for her so he kind of enabled it too but feels a little used and wonder if he's just there to provide her with everything. he describes her as becoming asexual now in their relationship.
>>33893572
he doesn't deny being that either actually. since he's been here he's been helping me out feelin more secure(security cameras etc I had a stalker situation happen in the past/potentially still ongoing) and has made improvements for the house. i'm considering where my heart wants to be, and trying to not feel too bad about the situation but still feel off about it concerning wanting her to know bout it. I helped him out after being kicked out of the previous place he was with her(her family member did it) and he was later allowed to go back there but he says he is never going back after that.

>>33893521
What if I'm not going to college/no going to college there? I'm going to a crappy community college right now but I might not register for the next semester.

Maybe I should look into a local d&d group, do chicks go to those?

Dreamt I had a son, now I’m sad

>>33893495
what is it with zoomer men and older women? How tf did that happen?

>>33893587
NTA
I like to talk about paying girls but then I never do it. Some of them still send free pics and vids and you can sext with them because they hope you will pay eventually. I think it's another form of humiliation for simps who actually pay her and don't even fuck.

>>33893593
>what is it with zoomer men and older women? How tf did that happen?
Like this

Write your gender
How social are you?
Choices to make it easier:
>Can't hold a conversation and try to ignore it if someone talks to me
>Can hold a conversation if someone else starts it, but have trouble doing it myself
>Can start a conversation on simple topics, but not too deep or skilled
>Can talk to most people and keep a conversation engaging
>I can make friends or girlfriends left and right with anyone on the street, and I do this often

>>33893597
M
4-5, depends how bad my depression is.

>>33893596
Himeno is such pure sex

>>33893596
are you telling me a zoomer will want to get me pregnant because the clock is ticking and i tried to avoid thinking about it

>>33893600
If you're in your 30s, that's not a good idea.

>>33893600
You're a fucking foid. There's no problem for you to find a cock.

>>33893600
Are you wealthy enough.
Zoomers are generally fucked financially so a porsche wouldnt hurt at all

>>33893603
That's not a very nice way to speak about moids

>>33893600
>are you telling me a zoomer will want to get me pregnant because the clock is ticking and i tried to avoid thinking about it
Yes

gender, solve this riddle:
>I can crawl, but I cannot run
>I can fuck, but I cannot cum
>I can speak, but I cannot cum
>I can sleep, but I cannot cum
what am I?

>>33893606
that's a mother and son btw, don't ask me how I know that.

every path in life is ultimately a dead-end :(

>>33893607
femanon after we do orgasm denial

>>33893607
An obese man with ed?

>>33893605
how else are you supposed to speak about a gender who's sexual attention is not only in high supply, low demand, low quality, but also most of the time unwanted?

>>33893602
prolly not
>>33893603
there is if i'm depressed
>>33893604
i live off of my family because i'm mentally unwell and physically at a disadvantage :^)
>>33893606
best place to go hunting for said prey?

Gender, I can’t wait to have sex in 3 months. I’m really hoping there are cute asian women that I can blow fat loads inside of on tinder. Gender, I am so excited for this day! I’ve been working out for the past 2 months and I’ve been reading more to improve my vocabulary and story telling capabilities. Gender, I’m so excited to bust hot cum everywhere besides the carpet under my desk!

>>33893614
>i live off of my family because i'm mentally unwell and physically at a disadvantage :^)
well...

gender, solve this riddle:
>What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

>>33893613
Tell that to moids, they're the ones who think women want to date semi-sentient dildos

>>33893618
Da Jokah baby

>>33893597
I'd answer 4 but my generational cohort are such fucking zombies on averagr its tough to actually do

Today I saw the funniest couple. Guy was around 7' and his girlfriend was 4'-something. They looked like a dad and his little daughter going to kindergarten. But judging by their faces, I'd say the girl was older. Now foids, explain to me how this isn't a daddy issue and some pedo shit, wanting to be a little girl half your boyfriend's size.

>>33893614
>best place to go hunting for said prey?
Find a older man with a young adult son

Do women even care about sex? Or like it?

>>33893623
Love doesn't care about height, and neither did they, apparently.

>>33893623
>7' and 4'
It's so heartwarming when two freaks of nature pair up

I briefly talked to this one girl in college who was really hot but I was too autistic to take it further. She was very happy and bubbly the 3-4 times we talked. I graduated a year ago but I stumbled across her Instagram and I really want her, she’s gorgeous and she has a nice voice. Would it be weird to follow her? What should I say to her to make it known I want her?

>>33893609
So you better choose something you enjoy a little bit. Life is barely long enough to get good at one thing, be careful what you get good at.

>>33893625
I'm literally obsessed with it.

>>33893620
Why would you want to speak nicely about men if that's all they present themselves as?

>>33893625
Nothing kills my sex drive more than a moid who only wants sex.

>>33893616
well what? am i out of luck now
>>33893624
>pic rel
please be fake
youngest i've dated was 24

>>33893634
How many times a day you do it?

>>33893625
Chad only

>>33893625
for most women attention and 'romantic moments' in general are the same as sex is for men, and for them sex is the same as these things are for men.

>>33893153 (OP)
My qt boss I have a crush on asked me again if I was coming to her bday party next week (asked me around 4 times last week)

I said yeah, just give me the deets. But she has yet to send me details despite texting each other throughout the day. I won't be seeing her til this party (she originally texted me asking me if we were working together tomorrow which I said we weren't which bummed her out supposedly)

Since she hasn't texted me any details does that mean I'm not really invited? Also what should I be bringing? I already gave her a small bday gift on her actual birthday. Am I supposed to bring another thing?

>>33893635
It's almost as if I was being sarcastic and making that point exactly

>>33893614
>>33893637
You write like an utter fucking retard.
Do better.

>>33893638
I only do it on weekends, since I don't live close to my bf.

where do you find outdoorsy girls that don't wear makeup and don't take birth control pills?

>>33893623
>its her being a pedo specifically and not him
I sense whiny pedo double standards lol

Men, would you try to slay a dragon if it meant you got a princess who would love you and be your wife if you succeeded? You only get medieval arms and armor and a horse if you want it.

>>33893623
>be me
>less than 5'
hey now never thought about tinkerbell /d/ tier size difference secks?? also doesn't apply if my dad is also short. i just think mythological creature sex roleplay is cool. plus you're the on projecting the daddy/pedo shizz

>>33893648
Grim.
How do you survive?
If I didn't have sex with my gf at least twice a day, I'd not be able to handle that.

>>33893649
>take birth control pills
But that's a massive plus.

>>33893649
my sister is one but she only goes outside to walk her dog (at night mostly to avoid people apparently), a true neet i kinda admire her ngl.

>>33893642
Ask her directly.
>"Hey, what time/place/etc is that bday party?"
Stop making your life harder than it should be

>>33893644
didn't answer my question, also your sarcasm didn't translate very well.
Just say "kill all men" next time or something.

>>33893653
Are you Asian? Or are you that Afro-Latina chick that posts on here?

>>33893652
What kind of dragon?

>>33893652
Depends. Is she a hot virgin blonde with blue eyes? Sure.
I completed the Dragon Slayer quest on RuneScape with a shitty laggy computer back in the day, so I like my chances.

>>33893644
>>33893658
Now have hot aggressive lesbo sex on cam for the moids here.

>>33893600
Why do you want a boyfriend? Men aren't cool

>>33893654
Constant masturbation. I'm talking every day, multiple times a day, including at work. It helps, but still doesn't compare to actual sex.

>>33893654
>But that's a massive plus.
how?
>>33893656
how old is she?

need an aggressive WASP bitch with a tight thorax to stab me until i go into shock

>>33893660
Allosaurus sized.

>>33893660
Imagine Dragon.

>>33893662
I'm a man nigga

>>33893659
lmao

>>33893652
>princess
Nah, I want a sex crazy bitch who does shit with me, not some sheltered retard.

>>33893666
>how?
How isn't it?
Free creampies 24/7 with little fear of having to deal with potential shit like offspring.
It's great, there is no downside for the man.

>>33893373
wait why did you mention furniture movers
hello???

>>33893670
Yet you argue for fucking younger men wtf.

>>33893650
I know nothing about him. Like, maybe. But for the last few decades it was women who chose men, not the other way around. So obviously it's on her in the first place.
>>33893653
Yeah, I want to fuck dwarf girls. But in my case, it's more wicked, I think. I would love to use her as a toy, a literal fleshlight.

would it be unwise to date a girl who gets turned on by the idea of me curb stomping black people while wearing a SS uniform?

life is not worth living alone

>>33893668
Actually fuck that, it's the size of one of the velociraptors from Jurassic Park, lets make it fair.

>>33893664
Nta but having a bf is cringe. Are you still in highschool or something? If you aren't engaged after the 3rd date you're ngmi

women
why?

>>33893673
why wouldn't I?

White pride yo!!!!!!

>>33893679
Cock with a flared head is cool as fuck.

>>33893679
are you implying you wouldnt desire to be the minotaur in this fantasy

>>33893653
partially asian yes why?
never heard of the afro/latina girl but i've been MIA from /adv/ for awhile
>>33893664
that picrel describes my soul even if it's like a secret/fwb situation currently habbening. i want cuddles and cute interactions, someone I can confide in and feel safe around. just too introvert to go out and find someone else at the moment i guess. it's different yapping on as anonymous vs irl with a potential cutie

>>33893679
America is the great whore Babylon and their literature reflects that

>>33893679
when are you going to get over this, anon?

>>33893679
irl men these days severely lack the qualities portrayed by the minotaur in the book, and in most of these kinds of books really. And no, I'm not talking about them being monsters, although being huge in areas where it matters is certainly a nice bonus.

>>33893686
meant for >>33893659

>>33893678
Having a bf = cringe pickmee

how did we as a society go from this to >>33893679

>>33893679
Same reason some men want to fuck monsters

women can you make my ex love me again?

>>33893666
same as me hehe
and nice satanic kvlt trips

>>33893691
>men these days
Women bitched about men for 100 years and successfully changed men, only to hate the men they created.

>>33893695
>how did we as a society go from this to >>33893679 #
W*men's rights

>>33893683
Obregia
>>33893689
When will you get electroconvulsive therapy and lobotomy?

it's fun watching both genders argue over their perceptions of each other, which they entirely derived from their respective algorithms spoonfeeding them how the opposite gender slighted them and why they should be upset about it.

>>33893685
No because I want to be loved for me not because I'm 10 feet tall and have a huge dick (I haven't read it I assume that what is happening)
>>33893691
what qualities are you talking about? being 10 feet tall? being ripped?

>>33893637
>well what? am i out of luck now
might be. Maybe you'll have to settle for a dude in his 40s

>>33893701
Idk what that means.

>>33893693
Yeah sure I also want to end up like all these millennial bitches whose boyfriend of 10 years, 2 kids and 1 house is still not sure if he wants to get married

>>33893652
>who would love you and be your wife if you succeeded
yeah, until ser fucksalot strolls into town.
these wenches are for the traderoutes

>>33893702
>their perceptions of each other
No one talks to each other anymore

>>33893699
That video is hilarious.
>deal with
Foids don't even give non-Chads a chance to deal with anything, so what's the point of humiliating yourself by approaching some mid bitch when you can jerk off or pay for hotter escorts to fuck?

>>33893703
>(I haven't read it I assume that what is happening)
it isnt
a small scrawny guy being gentle doesnt mean anything
a big strong guy being gentle does because its his choice

>>33893702
>>33893679
Women usually commission rape.
Men usually commission femdom.
Moral is that both genders are lazy pieces of shit who want their partner to do all the job in the bed.

>>33893701
>When will you get electroconvulsive therapy and lobotomy?
as if men's fetishes are any less fucked up

>>33893671
>It's great, there is no downside for the man.
Idk man, I don't think it's a good idea to date a woman who fundamentally altered her hormonal balance with pills made by companies with a track record of fucking people over in cartoonishly evil ways.
I'd rather just stay away from all that. The spiritual implications of this far outweigh whatever pleasure people get from NOT having baby-making sex with their gf.

>>33893707
>Medieval fantasy scenario
>Moid immediately thinks about cuckolding

>>33893702
>gf who will tell me to kys and I will tell her to kys, but instead of double suicide, we will have sex.
Perfect

women if I was a tentacle monster, would you love me?

>>33893718
This is why the french call it "the little death"

>>33893708
>Nooooo 45% have never
That's called evolution
Be a little scared pussy boi = never procreate simple as

>>33893719
I actually don't like the idea of prehensile cocks. Like I love the idea of a single partner being able to completely overwhelm me singlehandedly, and I'm okay with multiple dicks, but them being all bendy feels like it'd be awful sex.

>>33893703
>what qualities are you talking about?
being dominant, assertive, not afraid to take what he wants without asking for permission. And yes, being overpowered by a significantly taller man feels nice.

>>33893716
the nature of women doesnt change

>>33893721
>That's called evolution
Evolution of what? A fucked up societal climate? There's literally nothing even remotely connected to evolution.

>>33893721
What have YOU contributed to mankind other than a creampie? Tell your mother we thank her for bringing an autistic like you into this world

>waaa I'm too scared to talk to woman waa
>they only want Chad ahhhhh
>what's the point, I should just give up
ok, how is that my problem?

>>33893727
The nature of men*
All white men on the internet have a cuck fetish and can't stop obsessing about it kek.

>>33893679
I can't really complain about women being into this seeing as I'm into vore. But I can still point and laugh at it.

>>33893726
>being dominant, assertive, not afraid to take what he wants without asking for permission.
that works until someone either draws a gun or fucks you over in other ways that can't be dealed with by just "oooga booga I'm big strong monster"

>>33893704
early 40s? i'm technically sort with a guy my age but it doesn't count because reasons. i'm mostly joking about dating someone younger because dating me would not be very fruitful in general i think. also why 40s? would he be settling too

>>33893731
Sometimes people just need somewhere to vent.

>>33893728
>Evolution of what? A fucked up societal climate? There's literally nothing even remotely connected to evolution.
Blaming society is typical pussy boi behaviour too.
If you are too scared of "society" it's better you never stick your dick into anything

>>33893734
NTA, but yes. Dominance is best in a fantasy where the author can draw the line at an appropriate point for all parties involved. It's too easy for that sort of shit to go badly IRL.

>>33893736
>Sometimes people just need somewhere to vent.
There's another general for that
>>33888933

>>33893734
and? Am I supposed to be less attracted to that now?

>>33893732
why settle for the princess when you can just go on a campaign, not have to fight a dragon and get all the conquered qts instead?

>>33893740
Sure be attracted to monsters who wouldn't survive 10 seconds in real life instead of real men wo are a productive part of society

You're out of touch
I'm out of time

kinda crazy how the only people who complain about "hypergamy" are people who don't get pussy as a result of it. Meanwhile the ones who do are happy as can be. Really gets the noggin joggin.

>>33893740
>>33893731
You are boring.

>>33893731
>declining birth rates
>death of the first-world native population
>replacement with foreigners
>declined salary and work conditions
>increased crime rates
>increased racial and national animosity in society
>more riots and turbulence
I mean, if you think a little bit, you would know, but thinking is a man's job anyway.

>>33893742
you do realize that dominant men exist irl, right?

>>33893724
but imagine how it would feel wriggling inside of you

>>33893731
I dont have a problem with it, except that im somehow expected to pay taxes.
I dont have a wife to make children? thats fine, but why am I paying for those who do

>>33893745
mental illness isn't pretty ngl

>>33893747
and you are unfuckable

>>33893737
>using words you've no idea about and moving goalposts
Typical foid's behaviour

>>33893748
If the "civilized society" was so smart why haven't they found a solution yet?
Maybe they're not so smart after all when they allow themselves to be outbred

I will NOT interact with women IRL.
I will NOT give them attention.

>>33893749
yeah and they're mostly pschopaths wo die an early death because of it but apparently that is what makes women wet

>>33893754
Not really. But it's funny how you equate the value of everything to your holes.

>>33893759
>mostly pschopaths wo die an early death
Nah, I'm high-functioning psychopath. But, if I was stupid, I would rot in prison.

>>33893750
I don't want to masturbate before I go to work today, so no. Imagining stuff is a slippery slope to looking up smut.

>>33893748
>but le heckin society
You're just mad you don't get your dick wet, if you did, you wouldn't be saying any of this. Also women are still having children, just not with (You)
>>33893751
>im somehow expected to pay taxes.
So is everyone else. The government is not responsible for making you desirable enough for women, nor should it be. You don't get goodboy brownie points for being a goody two shoes busy body. You either make it or you don't, if you don't like it, go do something about it.

>>33893714
Ok, christcuck. lmao

>>33893764
if the goverment doesnt exist for the wellbeing of its citizens, then it has no use.
is it in the goverments best interest to keep birthrates up? yes.
so alienating over 50% of the male population and letting them die off without reporoducing isnt really the best move

Gender wars debates have started. Looks like it's a good time for me to go to bed. Goodnight my fellow losers.

>>33893759
>dominance = stupidity
uh huh
>>33893760
sex is the foundation for relationships and everything that results from that, so yeah, being unfuckable is not inconsequential.

I have come to the conclusion the universe couldn't handle me having a gf. I'd be too powerful, it would literally shatter the space time continuum.

That being said, there are so many pretty women all over the world it's unreal. The average woman in her 20s and 30s is just really damn pretty.

>>33893771
>>dominance = stupidity
No one said that. You are hallucinating things again

>>33893759
That does not reflect reality at all.
It is natural for men to be dominant in bed and often other parts of life too.
Maybe you are just extra weak?

>>33893768
You're not entitled to sex. By default it requires another consenting person to also want to be with you, which you can't force on people, so tough luck.
If 50% of the male population doesn't have what it takes to be desirable in the eyes of women, then why should they be forced to reproduce with them?
Would you want to be forced to marry and have kids with women you find utterly repulsive?

>>33893763
I want to tease you more but I don't want to be mean so I'll stop

>>33893764
>if you care about society, you don't have sex
I pump and dump stupid holes weekly because they deserve it, but it doesn't change the fact that society is fucked
>Also women are still having children
pic

>>33893779
You're not entitled to 50% of my income by that same logic.
Would you want to be forced to give up more than half of the wealth you create?

>>33893773
whatever you say, I'm not going to stop liking dominant men, who, despite your insistence, are usually normal healthy people who have the ability and the will to assert themselves in situations where it matters. A quality which you seem to not only lack, but show a distinct envy of.

>>33893782
It's okay, I already caved.

>>33893785
I'm no more the benefactor of the taxes you pay than you are. What the government does with the money it takes from you has nothing to do with what kind of men women want to sleep with.

>>33893783
NTA, I was about to say I'll have enough babies to offset the graph, but then I realized it was exclusively about white people.

>>33893783
>that society is fucked
your solution?

>>33893789
it does when that money is given to those women. Why am I forced to provide for women who want nothing to do with me?

Got rejected today. What an amazing day to be the last choice girl.

>>33893786
You aren't even capable to distinguish "men wo assert themselves in situations where it matters" from assholes so don't talk to me

>>33893795
How are you providing for women? In what way do "those women" get tax payer money in ways that literally any other person can't?
You're not providing anything that other people, including "those women" don't also provide.

>>33893797
>aim for top 0.0000001% of men
>get rejected
wow who could've guessed

>>33893798
>so don't talk to me
something a lot women in your life probably already do lol, with pleasure.

>>33893801
NTA but on average men still have more life earnings so they pay more taxes and social securities. Women on the other hand live longer and they "withdraw" more money from the government as a result

>>33893791
Don't worry, every year it's a new record low for the birth rate of every race in the US, so you'll definitely have plenty to do.
>>33893794
Taking back women's rights might work, but we're already past the point for that, so I'll fuck everyone and live for my pleasure. I just don't pretend that society won't be fucked because of its stupidity and women.

>>33893803
read your smut foid and don't bother me

>>33893801
welfare programs and benefits they recieve. Them being single and ''poor'' mothers qualifies them for basically 1/4 of my monthly salary for EACH kid from the goverment here.

>>33893549
>you're already difficult to want
This is why I don't approach foids. I know they wouldn't want it. If a foid should somehow miraculously want me, she can tell me so herself.

>>33893549
Foids interest me less and less.

>>33893541
You should practice your confidence by talking them anyway, while you're losing weight. By the time you reach your goal weight you'll have had a lot of training talking to women.

>>33893808
Most women aren't on welfare though and there are more women in high paying, white collar jobs than men are. Not to mention the fact that the women who DO work also pay for other people's social welfare checks, which includes men who also receive benefits.
Also welfare programs only make up 20% of federal spending, so in reality only 0.05% of your income goes to ALL recipients of welfare programs, which includes in half part men.
You're just looking for a reason to complain about not being hot enough to have sex with. If you truly didn't want to pay taxes, just stop paying them and stop complaining about it.

>>33893779
>Would you want to be forced to marry and have kids with women you find utterly repulsive?
If it meant the continued existence of human beings, yes.

>be with coworker whole night during work party
>we pop off and talk the whole time
>sit next to each other
>flirt a little
>basically beg him to ask for my number
>he doesn't do anything
>ask if he would like to hang out off the clock
>says he got massively cucked by his ex wife a year ago and 'has no energy for women'
so much for 'take muh initiative and ask him out'

>>33893489
For the same reason women are so hard to approach. You always expect the other party to drive the conversation.

>>33893549
You're no catch either, bud.

>hmpf, I've had it, I won't be talking to women anymore (I wasn't going to anyway because they have no interest in me)
>ha, take that stupid foids
Oh no, the bottom whatever the fuck % of men women don't want to have sex with stop approaching them. How will women ever recover from this. What a tragedy.

>>33893814
>Most women arent on welfare
enough of them are
>its just a little bit of your money
a cent is too much.
>you're just mad you cant get sex
im fine with not having sex. im attacking the hypocritical position that somehow society expects me to partake in funding it while not getting basic human needs satisfied, but justifying taking money from me for satisfying the needs of others

>>33893702
It's not funny. It's the literal death of civilization and the likely path to extinction as our dependence on highly-specialized and technical society will lead to a competency crisis that wipes us all out.

>>33893549
Not worth it.

>I am entitled to female attention because...
>BECAUSE I JUST AM, OK?!??

>>33893826
>not getting basic human needs satisfied
having sex is not a basic need

>>33893167
>you would like to be my friend
>Not just a potential fuckhole
Por que no los dos?

>>33893829
I fucking hate women so much

>>33893832
It actually is and the lack of a relationship is proven to actually shorten your livespan

>>33893827
Not it isn't and it won't

>>33893823
Why do I keep seeing posts of women complaining that they're not getting approached anymore?

>>33893837
you don't need sex to survive

most of the man hating and woman hating itt is so boring and stale. At least be a schizo psycho about it and be entertaining.

>>33893840
ragebait (likely to promote their onlyfans or social media) that your algorithm fed to you because it knew that that type of content would be most likely to outrage you.

>>33893841
You dont need shelter to survive
You dont need clean air to survive
You dont need freedom to survive
You dont need body autonomy to survive
You dont need (insert goverment function of your choice funded by taxes) to survive

>>33893842
Yeah, it is the same people always too

>>33893844
Then I will just continue not approaching women. And all will be right with the world. So why are you complaining?

>>33893787
oh!
uh was it tentacle stuff by any chance?

>>33893842
ok, here's a hot take. Women whoring themselves out is actually a good thing.
Not because it benefits the women that do it, or the men that date them, but because it lets them off the leash and allows them to separate themselves from the actual good women who are naturally reserved, doting and pure without needing to keep them on a leash.
Not only that, but when they eventually die without children they will also take all the simps down with them who also would've otherwise been not too different from average normal men due to the lack of alternatives to a traditional marriage.
What you'll be left with will be people who genuinely want to uphold real and genuine relationships and gender roles while all the undesirables will go down kicking and screaming because they have been let off the guard rail only to fall to their deaths.
WE NEED MORE WHORES. WE NEED A CLEANSING

>>33893845
those are all common denominators that don't require a second party.
You can make the air cleaner
You can build shelters
You can enforce freedom and autonomy
But you can't force women to be attracted to you.

>>33893852
I wasn't, I was making fun of you. Imagine thinking that getting no pussy is something worth bragging about. You will not be missed.

>>33893863
I'm not bragging. I'm just answering a question from femanon.

>>33893857
>but when they eventually die without children
Wrong, they'll just get pregnant and have simps raise the kid

Imagine hating silly silly foids and envying their inferior status. Quite pathetic.
Foids are shorter, weaker, vulnerable during pregnancy, and bleed for 1/4th of the time between puberty and menopause.
Foids are given special treatment for the same reason disabled people, children, and pet animals get special treatment.
It's help given to those less able to take care of themselves.
>men need more skills
>muh life is le harder
Womp, womp.
Because, unlike silly silly foids, we can handle the challenge and face the hardmode of life.

>>33893857
Wrong.
>>33893869
Le this.

I'm fairly convinced most of my success with women can be attributed to the fact that I stopped touching my dick a year ago and started drinking a fuckton of water and nothing else.

I will NEVER touch women.

Me? I'm just scared of making women uncomfortable and wasting their time. Also scared of them and their beauty.

>>33893869
>>33893871
not all of them will get to do that though, by a large margin.
Not only that, but also if hypergamy is true, then we would only get Chad genes being passed on by whores, so win win.

>>33893878
>Not only that, but also if hypergamy is true, then we would only get Chad genes being passed on by whores, so win win
That's not the case.

>>33893877
you are the reason why there is a chair in the corner of every hotel room

>>33893881
How does that make me a cuck? I would get no enjoyment out of that.

>>33893880
excellent counter argument. I concede.

>>33893878
>then we would only get Chad genes being passed on by whores, so win win.
No because Chad will fuck ugly girls wearing tons of makeup, so her kids will get her ugly genes
Not only that, but the kid won't be raised by chad father, but either a single mother or a simp step dad will raise them, and it just drags out the problem over and over

QT is a perfect example of this

>>33893870
why did god make women bleed once a month? that's fucked up

>>33893888
There is no god.

>>33893352
nothing to do . . . . except bang your gf. sounds great

There is a ginger guy in my class. Should I be afraid? Should I carry garlic around?

>>33893888
Because your cells desire our communion:^)

>>33893890
I don't know about that. Who has been fucking with me my whole life then

>>33893884
I'll expand on it when able.

>>33893895
That makes no sense. In my case at least. But I understand what you are getting at.

>>33893593
porn addiction

>>33893888
Would you prefer to lay eggs?

>>33893856
Some monster stuff, but not tentacles specifically. Couldn't get off, though, so I spent the whole drive to work thinking about weird shit.

>>33893903
that sucks, anyway have a nice day at work!

>>33893900
>I'm just scared of making women uncomfortable and wasting their time
>their time is more valuable than mine
>my presence is inherently discomforting to them
>they intimidate me
>they are more beautiful
those wouldn't even be intrusive thoughts in the mind of a dominant man who takes what he wants.
Now get in the chair.

>>33893902
human omelettes are one of the most evil and disgusting concepts I can think of

>>33893907
Why?

>>33893679
what the FUCK is that

>>33893904
I'll try. And for the record, do you know any good tentacle stuff or was that all just shitposting?

>>33893905
This. I never care about a bitch's time or opinion. Like, who the fuck needs a woman's opinion on anything?

>>33893912
it was just shitposting sorry, I'm not actually that much of a coomer

>>33893910
because it is someone eating a human baby?

>>33893915
>got tricked into thinking about tentacle porn AND got indirectly called a coomer
This morning isn't looking good so far.

>>33893917
You are stupid.

>>33893911
>what the FUCK is that
The number 1 book sold on Amazon btw

>>33893888
For the same reason our balls are exposed outside of our stomach. Evolution doesn't just pass on positive traits, it can pass on any trait that isn't sufficiently detrimental enough to our survival. It doesn't search for the most effective form, it searches for the barely being good enough form.

>>33893919
ok, why?

>>33893918
sorry sorry didn't mean it like that! I swear

>>33893923
Too late. At least today probably can't get any worse.

>>33893921
>same reason our balls are exposed outside of our stomach
I've always heard it said that's for temperature regulation.

>It doesn't search for the most effective form, it searches for the barely being good enough form.
Just like an engineer!

>>33893921
yeah, evolution is stupid

>>33893925
what I meant to say is that I'm not really an expert on monster stuff

M
I should totally start an OF. The best time is now. Hope I can get some collabs with other creators!

>>33893928
Nice save.

>>33893929
>Hope I can get some collabs with other creators!
Get some traction with your own stuff before you start dreaming ambitious.

>>33893930
well hope your day gets better, I'm gonna go take a nap before work see ya

I WILL ignore women

just took a shit
I hate women

>>33893888
you deserve it
the cramps too

>>33893907
Killing people is bad, but eating human flesh on its own isn't such a big deal. It's considered bad because it usually involves getting human flesh without consent.
https://www.theatlantic.com/international/2011/12/two-dutch-tv-hosts-ate-each-others-flesh-air/333959/
That and herbivore meat is probably healthier for your body.

>>33893938
I am not a woman

>>33893934
Have a nice day at work, anon.

>>33893933
Yeah, I got carried away dreaming. Still got a lot to do and learn.

>>33893926
>that's for temperature regulation.
True, but there are probably more efficient ways to do this without exposing the balls. Evolution just didn't bother to find them because it works good enough as is.

>>33893939
right, but imagine human omelette in a garth ennis story

>>33893939
"The hosts of a Dutch TV program left a bad taste in some viewers mouths when they cooked and ate human flesh on air last night. Presenters Dennis Storm and Valerio Zeno each had small pieces of flesh surgically removed from their buttocks and stomach during taped segments, then a chef fried the pieces in front of an audience and served them as part of a candlelight dinner.
The cannibalism was a pretty brazen ratings stunt, but to be fair the show is called "Guinea Pigs" (Proefkonijnen in Dutch) and resembles a sort of cross between Fear Factor and Mythbusters."
Based

>>33893153 (OP)
Women, do you act mean but you are actually super sweet?

>>33893180
Babe, it wasn't mindcontrol. I'm attracted to you.

>>33893187
I don't understand the appeal to liking them. Especially not the having sex with one. They are transportation. But I still call my car a good girl anyway since it's meta.

>>33893949
And you want to kiss Charlie with that cumstained mouth?

Women call me a freak for having sadistic tendencies and rape fantasies, but they also have even more deranged and gross rape fantasies. I don't get it.

Men will always choose a crazy insane bitch over a normal woman

>>33893945
>there are probably more efficient ways to do this without exposing the balls
Well how would you have done it? And can you argue that your way would indeed be more efficient?

>>33893920
this has got to be a joke

>>33893954
not my fault they're the only ones that actually approach me and talk to me

>>33893957
It's you who should do the approaching

>>33893956
It's not a joke but not a whole truth. It's number 1 in dark romance category.

>>33893193
I wish I could have had many loves and a bustling social life. But I don't think that's possible anymore. So I'll just like a guy so I'm comfortable being alone.

>men, wh-
>1,000,000 (You)s in a millisecond
and then you wonder why women only go for the top whatever % of men.
You have no understanding of basic supply and demand.

>>33893950
>since it's meta
What?

>>33893948
I think I'm just mean all around, but yeh I've been called sweet.

>>33893961
You say this, but if a women asked a question and no one replied, you're creepy ass would be there replying.
You just don't want to compete with better men.

>>33893952
I have disgusting, awful fantasies, so I know not to judge others'. But if you act on any of your bad fantasies in real life, then yes I'll judge you and dislike you.

>>33893961
I come to 4chan to make silly 4chan posts, not to metagame the system.

>>33893957
that is why I don't leave my house

>>33893954
why settle for a default girl when you can have someone fun, exciting, passionate

>>33893958
I have no obligations to you or any woman who's not my mother.

>>33893961
>approach women
>someone complains
>don't approach women
>someone complains

>>33893967
I just come here to shitpost what are you talking about?
Most women's questions are either blogposts, basic data collection questions, or advice on how to have better sex with their boyfriends.
Why would I reply to any of that?

I may have a date with a hot single mom soon
pray for me lads

>>33893958
but I'm shy! and they're nice at first

>>33893975
Creepy groomer vibes in this post.

>>33893348
It would probably spark more conversation if you actually said you have your problem to the girl. And then you deleted it. You still have screenshots of the issue?

Doodling womens faces. Adding acne and moles to their faces.

>>33893974
>my actions must always conform to the expectations of other people and I can't make decisions for myself or take what I want without permission

>>33893973
>>33893978
It has literally always been this way, men are the ones who approach

>>33893955
Lowering your body temperature by one or two degrees sounds like a good idea, it's quite survivable. But I'm not smart enough to predict what metabolic changes would be required for it to work properly.

>>33893968
Why? It's consensual, with a safe word and everything.

>>33893983
>complain about complaints
>someone complains

ok I'm going to stop now. That word is starting to lose all meaning.

>>33893415
If he's not texting her details about it right now he's cheating, girl, run.

>>33893985
But women here say theybhate when someone approaches them.

>>33893988
>mockery = complaint

>>33893986
Not convinced that would be a more efficient solution.

>>33893476
No. Go talk to her.

>>33893985
>It has literally always been this way
It was never that way until the mid-20th century.

>>33893987
Well then that's roleplaying, not the real thing. And most fantasies aren't even possible IRL.
Maybe I'm just projecting my fucked up fantasies onto you, but I think fantasies are better left in our heads.

>>33893992
Unironically, yes.

>>33893490
Go talk to wife

>>33893990
I hate approaching men way more than being approached

>>33893995
how was it before that?

>>33893993
Did you expect a convincing solution in the first place?

>>33893570
You're once again a faggot that is asking women to do free nonsex work and tell you what to do.

>>33893996
I know what you mean. I have a friend whose fantasy is some guro shit, eye-fucking, etc. My fantasies are more tame at most it's non-consensual or NTR from the bull's perspective.

>>33893999
>I hate effort more than not doing anything
No shit, dumb cunt.

I'm done with men. I tried being nice to you. Rejected. I tried approaching you. Rejected. I tried being pretty for you. Rejected.
I'm just done. I'll just coast along with my FWB until he gets in a relationship and then I guess I'll just die alone

>>33893961
>goes to an 'Ask the opposite gender anything'
>complains that people answer questions
It's not men's fucking fault that women are not using this website and if they do use it, they almost never answer questions.

>>33893999
I will keep that in mind. I will bow and be humble and respectful but also decisive and forward and won't hide my intentions

women
when did you realize "wait for the guy to approach" was a psyop started by women to undermine their rivals
think about it, who says it and who benefits from it?

>>33894009
tbf the only women that have ever approached me where ugly and otherwise also unattractive

>>33894006
>I tried being nice to you.
oh no...

If I was a woman, I wouldn't want to approach men either, to be honest. I'd still be a paranoid virgin.

I can't fucking take it. I've already changed my pillowcase earlier today because of the wet spot.
I really don't want to goon anymore, but having to hold back makes me want to do it even more ldkfjsldkfjasldfdf
I need a bf so fucking bad. I just want him to be handsome, that's it. I want the same person that treats me well to also induce a feral need in me to jump on him and press my lips against his. A rare combination these days it seems.

>>33894001
No, just trying to highlight the complexity of the problem domain.

>>33894007
If you give out your attention like candy bars you have no right to ever complain about women not valuing it.

>>33894012
but imaging having to wait for what shows up knowing you cannot ever make the first move

>>33894006
We all know you'll just get a betabuxx in your 30s and not tell him anything about how you were a cumrag for Chads.

>>33894000
Marriage was something parents agreed on, sometimes before the children were even born. It was an act of connecting families. Usually, because a wife was considered a burden, she came with money or land as a dowry. In rarer cases when there wasn't a prior agreement, men chose women, and the dowry was a big part of the decision.

>>33894006
>I'll just coast along with my FWB

>>33894004
That's not too bad, and it's easy to roleplay in a safe way. Compared to fantasizing about centaurs and shit like that, it's very reasonable, I'd say.

>>33894013
Go to uni study meet friends to hang out with or get a hobby

>>33894016
You realize this is an anonymous board, right? Jesus, you're a fucking retard.

Did /soc/toga officially die? Hasn't been one in days.

>>33894024
We post our nudes here now.

>>33894013
>I need a bf so fucking bad. I just want him to be handsome
the 19th amendment needs to be abolished

Are medium breasts the bare minimum and a man would always resent his small breasted gf and carry a deep pain when he sees women with larger breasts in public?

>>33894026
why? who likes ugly people

I'm just saying, 99% of modern dating problems would disappear if women were legally required to practice with and carry guns at all times
it's not a gender problem

>>33894028
No

>>33894028
stfu

>>33894023
and? How does that change anything? Male attention is still male attention, even if it's through an anonymous buffer

>>33894028
some men dont care about boobs, like me
I prefer a nice A cup

>>33894028
no, go away

The moment I'm getting home, this thread is going to see some serious shit.

>>33894026
Kek, reminds me of when the chubby short coworker was talking about wanting to be a man.
>I wish I was a man... wait, I mean, I wish I was a tall handsome man

>>33894036
looking forward to your scintillating questions for the opposite gender, anon!

Is an average dick the bare minimum and a woman would always resent her small dicked bf and carry a deep pain when she sees men with larger bulges in public/larger penises in porn?

>>33894028
This has been discussed ad nauseam, it's so incredibly tiresome...
You don't care about the replies anyway.

we should genocide ugly people.
it'd be a better world for the survivors

>>33893954
define ''normal'' woman

>>33894006
This is bait.

>>33894039
>questions
Bold of you to assume I don't just blast my genitals on all channels.

>>33894025
How more so, why?

>>33894040
>assuming women are like men
Women are not pornsick in the way moids are save for a few extreme cases of femcels.

>>33894016
Mate, we're replying to faceless posters and probably landwhales. If they're not trooners, that is. I think everyone knows this, it's not like we're simping to get some /atoga/ pussy.

I wish there was a button I could press that would ensure that every woman who said "size doesn't matter" and similar copes would be unable to find a boyfriend who has a dick larger than 2" for the rest of her life.

>>33894009
>and who benefits from it?
Women who don't want to be the man in the relationship, duh

>>33894050
>it's not like we're simping to get some /atoga/ pussy.
which probably makes it even more pathetic

>>33893954
I’m also crazy and insane, though

>>33894033
You're not doing anything by withdrawing your attention here. And I disagree, foids are still desperate for male attention. They equate their value to male attention.
>why did this guy at the club only talk to my hotter friends? :(

>>33894051
But why add a complication of a button?

>>33894054
I personally don't reply to obvious attention whores. The last time I did, I just baited the junior catposter because it's fun to torment her. Don't take this thread so seriously.

>>33894048
>liking big dicks is caused by watching porn

>>33894051
>"size doesn't matter"
But size DOES matter. If it's not within a comfortable range, I don't want to date a guy. Luckily, I've never dated a guy outside the 4" to 7" range.

>>33894059
the satisfaction of pressing it.

>>33893702
Us first encountering each other's characters. Lol
Then later we meet fully detransformed and we're like flirting in a grocery store or something and I spontaneously transform back because I have no training in controlling it.

>>33893981
Yeah, I do. I tried to appeal it, it never got denied, but then they never approved or denied it and that was at the end of June

>>33894061
>doesn't read or comprehend the reply chain
Based retard

>>33894063
You seem like a toddler.

What would happen if Emily the Angel from Hazbin Hotel met Emily the Delinquent from Class of '09? What would their conversations be like?

>>33894069
My obsession with knotted dildos has nothing to do with my post.

>>33894069
When JH walks around the house sometimes she bumps her face into those and remains there, mesmerized

>>33894051
No I mean it. I've had Nullo fantasies since I was 15 (men with no genitals).