Thread 33906617

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>>33906617 (OP)
Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?

>>33906625
No. Make him fit and give him like really thick dark eyebrows. That could save it.

Girls: What's some clothing items for a guy that you find irresistible or just pretty attractive?

For guys it's stuff like skirts or stockings or flats, so what's the male versions?

I hate women so much.

>>33906626
He has a unibrow.

>>33906632
Hmm. I dunno actually... I like jeans? Hats like ball caps and beanies?

>>33906635
OK so wax or pluck it.

I want my dick sucked every day. If the girl can't do it, I'll go to a suck bar, and it's not cheating.

>>33906617 (OP)
No jeet bake? Guess he’s still banned lol

>>33906617 (OP)
Wow based

I love women (the blonde ones)

flat chest with a nice big and nicely shaped butt > big tits
FUCK NNN GOT ME FUCKED UP AND ITS ONLY WEEK 1

How come I am obsessed with big tits and yet I only fall in love with skinny girls?

>>33906648
You're only saying that because there's at least two confirmed flat chested big assef females ITT. It's not your type. You're just sucking up to whoever might maybe be in desperate need of validation.

>>33906651
I only know of one, and 1. she's not White and 2. her ass isnt nicely shaped, she's just overweight

>>33906632
waistcoats

How do I get a goofy ass woman with big tits?

>>33906652
>pressing your mom for reps
Sex actually kills gains by increasing dopamine

>>33906656
Girls that dress up as naughty on Halloween are actually the nicest people ever and vice versa, it’s such a weird stigma

>>33906658
small price to pay
for that thick butt laying on my hips and her mosquito bites pointing towards me

>>33906660
You’ve never had sex before

>>33906662
have too

Jeeted and defeated

>>33906640
>>33906665
What did I miss in the last thread? An angry jeet?

As a man, unless you know for a fact that you will have a lot of followers, it's usually better to not have any social media or dating app profiles. You lose so much aura when she can look you up and see that you're a loser.

>>33906617 (OP)
After work I like to come home and kick around a soccer ball with the neighbours kids, I don’t plan on having children but this is the closest I’ll get with these little shits

>>33906666
He’s mad that I’m not posting. Nice quads gigasatan.

>>33906666
Toronto Pajeet was LARPing again

If you listed everything you ate today would you feel ashamed?

>>33906671
I've really been away from ATOGA for too long.
Or then again, maybe not long enough.

>>33906672
no, because I didnt eat anything yet

What defines flat anyway? Are we talking mosquito bites, A cups, B cups? Because to you guys it seems like big is F cup and medium is C.

>>33906625
yesyesyes where is he?

>>33906672
I ate less than 2000 calories and fasted for about 6 hours today I feel great

>>33906646
I hate women (all of them)

State gender, do you believe men and women are equal?

>>33906617 (OP)
I ain't reading all that shit

>>33906683
M
I think there was a brief period where we were pretty much equal, but the scale has been tipping more in the favor of women in recent years.

>>33906672
No.
I had some kinda meh sweet & sour chicken with fried rice for lunch, and then I made spaghetti Bolognese for dinner.

>>33906683
Male
Definitely not. Women are subhuman.

>>33906683
M
I don't really think that's a meaningful question. Are Cuttlefish and Lemurs equal?

>>33906672
So far, I've had instant noodles for breakfast, microwaved noodles for lunch with hot chili oil also had two bananas.
and I drank a sweet tea, flavored milk, and then mostly water.

Yep, I'm hating women, alright.

>>33906666
Just another case of ENTJ falseflagging and shitposting

>>33906683
F
No. Men are generally bigger, stronger, and are more likely to have higher intelligence.

>>33906677
asking the real questions here, i'm also wondering what /atoga/ means by flat. it's almost like they mean boy chest flat

>>33906694
How did a toddler gain access to 4chan

>>33906700
goo goo ga ga
this toddler weights over 250 lbs.

>>33906690
>sweet & sour chicken with fried rice for lunch
Based MSG slop enthusiast

>>33906672
I'm not ashamed of eating nothing. It's a normal poorfag diet.

>>33906701
Bowling ball Jim

>>33906706
That's like a 400lbs body at least.

Women, would you be mad if a guy you hooked up with once, was still telling everyon how you gave him the best blowjob of his life, 20years later?

>>33906672
I ashamed I ate four servings of Vindaloo and Byriani, my mom cooks for me because I can’t look after myself despite being old enough to move out and poo

>>33906683
>looks down at my flat chest
No

>>33906683
M
No, women are prettier, have more privileges and less responsibility.

>>33906707
Shut up fatty eat your boba tea and vindaloo

>>33906698
Exactly. To me flat is boy chest mosquito bites can't fit any bras. Little boobs are A cup, medium are B, C is getting big

>>33906698
Mosquito is flat. I personally think Bs are the perfect size.

Gender
How would you react if you found out your partner had used Botox and surgeries and was actually ten years older than they claimed to be?

>>33906718
>>33906717
Wait what standard? What defines these sizes?

>>33906719
You ever see the botox smile?
You can tell, it never works.

>>33906719
M
You can tell when botox is used, there's no such thing as subtle with it. I hate it. I'm beyond saddened that girls in their late teens and early 20s are already using that shit.

>>33906719
>How would you react if you found out your partner had used Botox and surgeries and was actually ten years older than they claimed to be?
M
I live in LA, I see botox all the time, it always makes them look older.

women,
I know when you're not in the mood, you won't suck dicks
but my gf won't even touch my dick, she just lays down like a starfish and lets me do all the work
sometimes she lets me eat her out, just sometimes
she often complains that I take too much time for forplay

I just want our sex to be more spicy
what to do?

>>33906632
Linen shirts and cardigans

>>33906726
the fact that you're even having sex

>>33906727
>Linen
What? But they make you look fat or old
>Cardigans
Same as above. Wtf.

>>33906617 (OP)
M or F
How passionate is your relationship?

>>33906726
You should be more dominant, my ex loved it when I just took her and did whatever I wanted with her, knowing that she’ll never get level of physical and emotional understanding is the best revenge I’ll ever have

>>33906711
>less responsibility.
Pregnancy and childcare are quite responsible

>>33906734
F
wut relationship?

>>33906737
They don't have children though.

>>33906734
My what?

>>33906737
Dumping kids infront of an iPad is what women have been doing for a while now and the effects have been a disaster.

Women,

Do you prefer shaved pubes or unshaved pubes on your partner?

Too many Tomboys I'm interested in turn out to be lesbians.
I need a new type. Any suggestions, atoga?

>>33906734
You can tell this is a movie because in real life women don't react this way to men.

>>33906740
anon, that is a LOLI

Do men subconsciously prefer a woman who many men want?
Is it hot for her to be hit on often, get lots of attention on social media, etc? I never thirst trap on Instagram or Twitter so I never get guys in my DMs or anything. I have been hit on in public but not in front of my bf.

:'(
https://youtu.be/qryx5Xm_V1I

>>33906745
Your game is just shit bro, most of them are bi.

>>33906745
Lesbians.

>>33906749
My ideal women is a blind invisible girl.
so like, a vampire bat girl creature thing.

>>33906749
Not even a little. I've always been kinda grossed out by those instagram thot types, something about them is just off putting.

>>33906736
I like to send these to my autistic buddy. He only responds with thumbs up.

>>33906748
Who can afford a full size pillow in todays economy????

>>33906734
I’m so glad to be single, I can finally use that energy to love myself and do all the things I wish I did when I was in a relationship

>>33906683
>do you believe men and women are equal?
F. Not really. I'm starting to realize people in the past had a point. Men are just better in most ways and more suited to lead, and girls are better off submitting to men.

>>33906723
>I'm beyond saddened that girls in their late teens and early 20s are already using that shit.
It's okay, a little pretty booster, like roids for men. Everyone does it.

>>33906751
Most of the bi ones seem to just want to hookup.
>>33906752
This is no laughing matter.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN.

>>33906763
No, they really don't. The very vast majority of guys have never touched steroids.

>>33906766
Hey, Qt.

>>33906697
Wow. What happened to you?

>>33906749
That's 100% a foid thing and you're clearly projecting because you wouldn't date a guy no other bitches want.
Why the fuck would I want a gf who many men try to fuck? If she's hot to me, that's the only thing that matters.

>>33906766
Just get a better job what are you stupid and unemployable with no skills or experience lmao

>>33906763
>a little pretty booster
It looks like shit and will cause your skin to sag worse in time. Worse still is it just leads to doing more of that shit.

>>33906769
I’m very unhappy with ENTJ influencing the foids of our home board

>>33906749
I love bimbo whores

>>33906769
I learned.

>>33906773
His chad aura is inescapable

>>33906772
Roids and Botox is literally just social engineering IQ test, same with tattoos

>>33906777
I'm not sure tattoos are in the same vain, roids and botox are more for severely misguided vanity.

>the most pathetic samefagging I've ever seen
wow

>>33906745
>Too many Tomboys I'm interested in turn out to be lesbians.
>I need a new type. Any suggestions, atoga?
Maybe go for a subtype of tomboy that leans a little straighter? I'm thinking weeb girls could fit the bill

How do people have types? If I find a girl attractive I'll just look up her porn, how do you have a type when you can generate any type of degenerate shit you want? Like isn't that boring? To have a type?

>>33906745
Tomboys are a gay man's choice. Go for femboys like me.

>>33906764
>Most of the bi ones seem to just want to hookup.
It starts that way and becomes something proper. They can be a little non-committal out of fear of getting attached, so you have to really show you're going to put in effort to be there longterm.

>>33906782
Weebs/cosplayers seem to be more straight than bi in my experience, which is surprising all things considered.

>>33906771
The only fucking jobs i can get are fast food or shitass warehouse jobs. Living in the Midwest is Hell, there's a town called Hell here for a reason.

>>33906768
I'M A MAN

>>33906790
So is he (to the extent a Brit can be)

>>33906735
I tried that
she just stopped me and cried
said she's not a sex object or whatever

damn, I miss the sex with my chubby ex

I'm not religious but if I get a bf, I might read some bible verses about serving/worshipping god and apply them to my bf instead, where applicable.

>>33906745
>Tomboys
What did you expect?
https://youtu.be/_J10WRzLdO4

>>33906779
>roids and botox
There's nothing wrong with them. I plan to use both when I get older and my natural resources run out.

>>33906795
Nobody likes pickmes. Don't do that.
Also
>if I get a bf
How fucking retarded are you to not get a bf in 2025? You're either fat or fugly.

>>33906785
>absolutely mind broken
Don't you like certain types of games/music more than others?

>>33906802
Nope, I don't. It's all same to me

>>33906800
>How fucking retarded are you to not get a bf in 2025?
You gonna date me then?

>>33906795
a sad post.

>>33906625
No to fat guys. Completely bald is ok if handsome
>>33906719
Ew would dump him for lying and then grossed out by the surgeries/insecurities
>>33906726
Ask her about her kinks or fantasies or share yours and ask her what she thinks of it
>>33906744
Unshaven. I like hairy guys

If you could go back in time, what would change?

>>33906808
Rude post.

>>33906719
M
I don't go for girls that do that stuff, I think it looks gross.

>>33906809
Shit, almost everything. I would've gotten treatment for my addiction sooner especially.

Fu, sex-havers. How dare you have sex while I'm recovering and won't be able to for months. I want to have sex so fucking much, I really should become a monk before I go crazy from it. Svaha.

>>33906803
The perfect consoomer

>>33906781
Should’ve seen the one last week where he samefagged 14 posts in a row.

>>33906795
You can only say his name once a year, like the high priest of Solomon's temple

>>33906809
I wouldn’t have been so cruel to the women who loved me.

>>33906735
>knowing that she’ll never get level of physical and emotional understanding is the best revenge I’ll ever have
What guy doesn't know women are submissive?

>be in a train
>there's a dude with a kid
>it's black
Oof...

It's probably easier for girls to have mixed kids because there isn't this stigma involved. I have no idea if his wife is just black but my first assumption is that he's a cucked step dad

>>33906617 (OP)
>>33906639
Reminder that men utilizing prostitution is never cheating
It just means you're not enough of a real woman to satisfy your man that he needs to spend his valuable resources on paying for it
No equivalent argument exists because the only women that use male prostitutes are literally obese geriatrics (look up the fat British women that pay blacks to fuck them). Meanwhile even rich, famous, powerful, and fit men pay for sex.

>>33906826
>my first assumption is that he's a cucked step dad
Because you've been mind broken by porn.

>>33906826
Says more about you than anything else to be honest, cause my first reaction is that he has a black wife.

>>33906826
t. Internalized cuckoldry

>>33906809
I've have broken up with the ex wife sooner and not have wasted another 7 years on top of the 2 when I first wanted to leave her
I would have been the fucking man in my 20s and fucked every woman giving me googoo eyes before I became a middle aged fat fuck workaholic

>>33906829
>>33906830
>>33906832
I am not the problem here okay

>>33906827
prostitutes are icky, would you use a fleshlight that 500 other men had used?

I will look like this.

>>33906809
>Britain should just genocide Indian and India

>>33906826
>>33906829
>>33906830
>>33906832
Just a modernized disgusted reaction
Race mixing is unnatural even if it's WMBF. Jefferson tried to cover up his mulatto bastard spawn. I have an acquaintance that has a black ex wife and his phone lock screen just has a bunch of picannies and my retard ass asked "oh who are those?" because even though I knew he had an ex wife I didn't assume she was black. Conversely I have personally known at least 2 white Christian households that adopted African American orphans.

Anywho, this is just another case for why blacks and white should not have large coexisting populations in the same country. A different place for every race, is what I say!

>>33906838
But then you wouldn’t exist.

Are you guys ready for GTA 6 to have a "classic rock" station that plays nothing but music from the 2000s?

>>33906835
>fleshlight that 500 other men had used
Hey, just call her a normal woman, no need for the misogyny.

>>33906835
If "it's just sex!" is a good enough excuse for foids, it's goo enough for me
Plus fleshlights are not self-cleaning nor do they require use of a condom. If a 'tute offers me raw dog I send her away/leave the brothel.

>>33906841
I am ready to hate women harder.

>>33906617 (OP)
women, men... write out in excruciating detail your entire worldview or theory of everything as it were

>>33906845
>If a 'tute offers me raw dog I send her away/leave the brothel.
Weak aura. I do it raw and rarely get any STDs.

>>33906826
>>33906830
>>33906829
>>33906832
We must be better men.

>>33906851
>rarely get any STDs
Cool, for me it's "never"
BBBJ and bare mouth finish is good enough

>>33906848
M
Women are the root cause for the fall of western civilizations. Female sexuality is producing untold amounts of suffering, millions of people will not receive adequate healthcare or end of life treatment because women refuse to breed with average men. It will take humanity hundreds of years after the population collapse to adjust and thrive again

>>33906837
This but without hair (bald).

French is pretty easy.

>>33906809
I'd buy bitcoin.

Give it to me straight, doc.
Do women really care if I have a nintendo switch?

>>33906837
chuddy chudjak anon (88 in captcha)

>>33906853
>BBBJ and bare mouth finish is good enough
These are good, but I love creamping hoes, they're all on birth control anyway. Not that I care, though.

>>33906860
What’s your age? Grown men shouldn’t be playing games

>>33906863
The fuck is a BBBJ?

>>33906865
sucking cock without a condom

>>33906866
People suck dick with a condom on? What's even the point?

>>33906865
>Initialism of bareback blowjob: fellatio without a condom.

>>33906840
why wouldn't I?
I'm not a jeet, nor a bong

>>33906846
why do you hate women?

>>33906865
https://youtu.be/oXxF5gz9rlc

bareback blowjob is the standard. If your girl is blowing you with a condom she isn't the one and probably doesn't think you are either.

>>33906867
Some whores (whether or not they accept money) are paranoid about orally transmitted STDs
One of my buddies in college hooked up with a girl that made him use a condom for a blowjob, lol. As many times as 'tutes have made me put on a rubber for oral, every girl I've been with for free sucked my cock raw. An at this point if a working girl makes me use one for a BJ I don't repeat her.

Y'all ever just watch these night walk videos and stare at the people and wonder what their life is like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mth2ck1kqSQ

>>33906870
Because they hate me (I have proof).

>>33906639
I wish BJ bars were common around the world, not just in Asia. I went to a few in Japan, it was so good and streamlined. I’d definitely be a regular.

Had two different dreams last night where I had a girlfriend and woke up from both single T-T

>>33906617 (OP)
I find this incredibly creepy.

>>33906880
Foid hands

>all these sexhavers
So, you lot just pretended to be virgin incels, huh?

>>33906887
I'm the only truecel in this thread.

>>33906887
I've had sex but I'm an incel

>>33906889
I'm a spiritual truecel.

>>33906749
>Is it hot for her to be hit on often, get lots of attention on social media, etc?
No, she gets hit on often, gets lots of attention, etc because she's hot.
There's an inversion of cause and effect between reality and what you're asking.

>>33906890
This is what women do when they can't get Chad. They don't lower their standards, they just get roboChad

>>33906793
I don't think she wants to have sex with you.

>>33906890
It's at 85K now. AHAHAHA

>>33906890
I tried telling you guys women would go for AI partners harder than men

>>33906809
F. I'd have started focusing on having a kid sooner.

>>33906902
You're going to be a shit mother, JH.

>>33906903
Why are you so mean first thing in the morning?

>>33906897
>>33906900
>>33906901
I wonder if we'll ever be able to understand women, they're such a opaque and destructive force on society and work without clear rationale

>>33906875
I watch beach walk vids, some nice gems there

>>33906901
Because women are always projecting. If they're afraid that with AI cuties women will become obsolete, it translates as: "I would definitely choose an AI chad that suits all my parameters over a biological human".

>>33906809
I would get into streaming before going to college, I did it at the same time and it was very time consuming and tiring. Should have made all the money first and then take my education.

>>33906875
Life as a rich neet must feel so good.

>>33906872
Risking STD is true love. Incels have so many weird ideas

>>33906912
It doesn’t.

>>33906809
I was pretty meek as a kid. Not that I was a wussy, I just didn't know what to do in different situations and was socially dense. I could have had so much sex so much earlier. It's not really fun to hear that many girls had a crush on me but were too afraid to talk. As I am now, I would definitely have fucked all of them.

>>33906912
It is.

>>33906912
That’s me. It’s hard for people to truly understand how good it is.

>>33906639
Yet if a woman said she wanted to go to a human dildo store every time you were too tired or busy to fuck her, you'd say she's awful.

>>33906919
Women already do that.
Except not a dildo store, they just cheat.

>>33906921
Nta, you are describing men, not women

>>33906922
Nah, that's women.
There's a reason the concept of work boyfriend, work husband, or military wife, oilrig wife is so prevalent.

>>33906922
Nta nta
No he's not, women cheat way more

>>33906919
>every time you were too tired or busy to fuck her
That would never happen. I've never found a woman with more libido than me, and I've slept with plenty of whores. The local hookers charge me double because they know how intensely I'd go at them.

>>33906923
That’s men. They cheat more. Are you okay? This is like when a conservative explain what’s bad with socialism and all they do is explaining capitalism

>>33906925
Well you've never met me. I bet you don't HAVE to masturbate at work like I do.

>>33906927
You will realize the truth someday, not today it seems, but someday you will.

>>33906924
lol no, are the incels having an Opposite Day again?

>>33906929
Oh the irony you are unable and unwilling to comprehend

>>33906917
>>33906918
Purposeless and uselessness feel good? I hated it.

>>33906928
You lost the bet, so now you owe me sex, sweetie.

>>33906931
Everyone knows women cheat more, you can stop posting about some abusechads who happen to be more promiscuous.

>>33906933
okay? nobody gives a fuck about you loser boi, lmao.
Imagine having all the time and the money and still managing to fuck it up, you're just a bitch loser, neet or no neet, rich or poor.

>>33906933
Being free to do whatever you want whenever you want is the opposite of purposeless and usefulness

>>33906927
>That’s men. They cheat more.
Every zoomer guy I know has been cheated on by his girlfriend
>Are you okay?
your smug sense of "moral superiority" is showing

>>33906927
Women cheat way more. They just don't consider it cheating

>>33906936
No. Happy to inform you it’s literally the opposite, have fun proving it wrong

>>33906936
>abusechads who happen to be more promiscuous.
Women actually love those men because they treat them like disposable cum dumpters.

>>33906939
You don’t know any zoomers with that boomer take

The one with more options cheats more. It's not rocket science. The foids need to stop lying.

>>33906940
Wow you really are having a bad time coping with reality haha, what’s next gonna post that blog about tinder again?

>>33906941
Anon most men won't even have sex, it's impossible for them to cheat. It's incredibly hard to cheat on your spouse as a man while for women it's extremely easy

Use your head

>>33906945
Opposite, men have less options therefore they jump on every chance they get. God damn you guys are coping hard, this is fun

>>33906939
NTA am I the only one annoyed by the seemingly self-aware people like her who broadcast to whoever would listen that they're trash, they were easy, they cheated and lied, but at the same time give no indication of remorse? They just state those things like they're trivial or inconsequential fun facts about themselves. Why? Why wouldn't I be annoyed?

>>33906945
Then please check the science hahaha

>>33906937
Ah you’re the jeetlord.
>>33906938
No it’s not. You aren’t adding anything of value, unless you’re spending your time volunteering. Ain’t no way to live, at least it wasn’t for me.

>>33906947
Most men aren’t incels like you, no need to drag every male down to your level. It’s pathetic

>>33906952
Adding value to your boss is somehow better. You have cucked yourself

How do i cope with the fact that the woman i love is married? Im an autistic with social anxiety and shes the only person of the opposite genre i can speak normally with without stuttering and souding like a retard, we have the same interest and share the same opinion about almost everything its not about her looks (shes pretty but not like gorgeous maybe 6.5/10) it's because she's the only woman who treated my like a human being

>>33906950
Rape.
>>33906953
Most men don't even get to reproduce.

>>33906955
As opposed to no value. Ok bro.

>>33906953
Most modern men are incels who don't get to reproduce

>>33906962
Loser cuckold when he forgets that he's the only one with no value, and that's why he's pathetic no matter where he goes.

>>33906948
>men have less options therefore they jump on every chance they get
Not true because if they get caught, they would lose their gf, while females don't care about getting caught because they can replace their bf the same day.
You're probably a cheater with how defensive you got. Getting a new bf after dumping your old bf is cheating too btw, you started talking to the new guy while in a relationship.

>>33906964
Name on jeetlord.

>>33906965
Women don't think of that as cheating

>>33906968
Exactly my point, and the other anon above also said they don't count many things as cheating.

>>33906962
>>33906938

My hot take: Actually, all incels are volcels. In 2025 CE, it's impossible not to get sex if you want to, with so many hookers and whores, you can get laid in an hour even if you're the ugliest being in the universe.

>b-but i-i don't want to get laid, i want a 10/10 gf to fall on me from the sky
Don't care. Involuntary celibate means you can't get sex, that's all. If you actually can but don't want to, it's volcel.

>>33906971
Cool non argument.

>>33906968
>>33906970
Now kiss

>>33906973
Literally the argument, and one you had no answers for.

Can't make this up.

>>33906972
Is that what you tell yourself, incel?

>>33906972
Whores don't count because you'll run out of money and become an incel again

>>33906976
All that free time and you still can’t increase your IQ.

>>33906972
Im poor+ i wouldnt be able to get a erection with a hooker, t. tried it

Reminder that the data shows that the trend is already flipping.
Feminism=cheating.

>>33906972
Inkwells want a loving partner and not a fleshlight, but foids don't understand this because it's the only thing they can provide.

>>33906965
>>33906968
>>33906970
Are you that incapable of seeing women as human beings with emotions?

need black gf

Gender
Do you think that between a man and a woman of similar height, build and muscle mass, the man would be significantly stronger?

>>33906987
Yes

Most NTR is drawn by women

>>33906987
yes
no shit

>>33906987
M
lol

I'm noticing...

>>33906985
>i'm just a human being with emotions, that's why i'm a cheating whore!
Nice logic

>>33906995
The only things women feel is lust when they see Chad and disgust when they see Chud.

im so fucking horny dude.
I want to choke a femanon, respectfully

>>33906988
>>33906990
Why?

>>33907003
Men are built to fight. Women are built to get fucked.

>>33907003
testosterone

Waiting for my vibrator to charge

>>33906935
I'm sure I must be overall hornier on average than any guy ITT.

>>33906617 (OP)
@femanons at around 36-40
on the average, do you still have libido? Enough to acquiesce for a dicking from an acquaintance.
Also what's the risk of pregnancy looking like? Pretty sure low egg count at those ages but you're never quite sure, friend tells of a story of an ugly ho who still got pregnant at late 30's or early 40's I can't recall exactly.

Thirsting for this cougar who I think has been separated for 2 years. Though I should probably just get this itch scratched by a working girl I'm quite wary of STD's and fucking with a condom to mitigate that risk I might as well just go fuck myself.

>>33907008
Why does testosterone make you stronger?

>>33907010
This is why I own so many. At least one is always charged.

>>33907014
it just does
in the same way estrogen makes you want to get bent over and fucked

>>33907015
>>33907013

>>33907017
I'm only 34.

>>33907015
I'm imagining banks of vibrators charging on rotation.

>>33907010
>>33907015
Try not to hate women challenge.

>>33907001
choke me anon

>>33907015
ever done a tactical reload with them lol

>>33907021
You are obscenely gay

>>33907020
Nah, nowadays they're all USB chargeable, so I have a dedicated charger to do it while they dry after I use them. At least usually.
>>33907021
Why would you hate me for just fucking myself instead of bothering others?
>>33907023
Idk what that means. You'll have to show all of us.

>>33907018
>only
JH, thats middle age

Well I went out on a date last night as the opportunity came up. Break up is still kinda fresh, like a month and a half. I dunno. I thought it might be nice to talk to someone.
She was pretty and I had no issues being myself. She invited me over. We kissed a little bit and she brought up making out and sex and said she thought we shouldn’t, but my mind hadn’t even went there. She said she wants to hang out again and mentioned she’s free this weekend a couple times.
But I don’t want to. I just feel sad and hollow. I miss feeling a connection. I want that so bad. I’ll probably just take time for myself.

How do you look ahead when it feels like you can’t find a connection again and nothing seems to be going your way??

>>33907027
Fuck you. Regardless, it's not within the range of ages that the OP set.

>>33907023
>grabs troat
>respectfully

>>33907026
one nearly runs out of battery, you throw it and replace it with another one

>>33907030
>troat
It's over for you, mate.

>>33907012
>I must be overall hornier on average than any guy ITT.
Maybe, but you've never met me, and I'm far from average. Have you ever masturbated during an important Zoom meeting because you got horny in the middle of it? Or climbed a mountain and jerked off at a rest stop, cumming down the cliff because the idea of jerking off at 10000 feet turned you on?

>>33907023
>ever done a tactical reload with them lol
insert the COD reloading meme

>>33907032
Oh, definitely. Well they don't run out of battery in the moment, but some are better at building things up and others are good for finishing, so I toss the former to grab the latter.

>>33907023
>choke me anon
With my hands or my cock?

women aren't shallow, if you have a good personality you will dat-

>>33907034
throat
thought
trough
taught
it all confuses my slav mind...

>>33907040
boring npc

>>33907035
>Have you ever masturbated during an important Zoom meeting because you got horny in the middle of it?
Bitch I've started idly riding the seam of my jeans during an IN PERSON meeting.
>Or climbed a mountain and jerked off at a rest stop, cumming down the cliff because the idea of jerking off at 10000 feet turned you on?
I would if I had the stamina to hike that long. Have you ever been on a cruise and made it a point to schlick under a towel at the beach at every island? Because that feels similarly stupid-horny.

If the senior from the frat I applyed at tell me that a shitload of young college girls want to have sex with him but he alway make them wait until they turn 30, because he inow their brain isn’t fully developped until they turn 25… how much of a lying piece of shit is he?

A cute natural redhead would fix me

>>33906719
Botox makes people look so weird. Even when it's subtle enough that you can't consciously tell it's botox, the second I learn they get it done it's like "oh, that makes more sense, I just thought you were a bitch or autistic or something."
Your face is supposed to fucking move. Who could have forseen that being a dead-eyed autist would become a Look that people pay hundreds of dollars to achieve.
Also lying about your age is cringe.

>>33907030
picrel

>>33907036
lmao

>>33907038
based

>>33907039
it's up to you, anon

>>33907045
that sounds like a joke

>>33907048
she started with me but stopped halfway and left, women always do this shit. They start fixin and just leave when the gig is still up

>>33907024
>hating women for being disgusting coomers is gay
Retard.

>>33906875
no, I go outside

>>33907040
Personality is another word women use for height. They also use other words like "presence" or "how you carry yourself". They all mean the same, ie, how tall you are.

>>33907055
>based
I'll never accept this term into the vernacular.
>>33907059
Hey, I'm a very neat and tidy coomer.

I have no reason not to be a hateful chud.

>>33907056
Not with his tone it did not. He was really humblebragging about all the girl who wanted to fuck him but him being to responsable and making them wait.

I thiught the guy was full of shit, to pretend he wouldn’t fuck some hot 20yo sorrority girls if they went after him.

>>33907065
you dont like the japery?

>>33907067
all the more reason to be a coomer chud! save the white birthrates with your unused semen!!

>>33907071
I can never tell if I'm being made fun of or just being acknowledged when people use the term.

>>33907055
>picrel
hot
bricked
and everything in between
you know that thumb thing you can do to a girl? HOT

Men, how bad is it when a woman
>has small tits
>works at a production line in a plastic bottle factory
>was arrested for pot
>has no father
>never graduated from high school

>>33907078
You've already made this post, dumb foid.

>>33907078
Plastic bottles shouldn’t even be allowed to exist!

>>33907073
I want it to burn.

>>33907078
>>was arrested for pot
Idiot

>>33907078
sounds chill.
She sounds like she'd cheat when a "higher status" man enters her life though.

>>33907078
Jesus. You get more pitiable every time you add to the list. Get your shit together girl.

>>33907078
sexo with this foid

>>33907044
>Bitch I've started idly riding the seam of my jeans during an IN PERSON meeting.
You just used a woman's advantage. If I could take my cock out of my pants without getting fired on the spot, I would do it. I've missed a few assignment tasks just because I was so horny I had to masturbate in the toilet.
>I would if I had the stamina to hike that long. Have you ever been on a cruise and made it a point to schlick under a towel at the beach at every island? Because that feels similarly stupid-horny.
Sounds fun. I don't have much sea experience, the only interesting thing I've done was participate in an orgy on a yacht in the open sea, it was amazing. If you're talking about a sexual bucket list, I have this idea to cum on the peak of every famous mountain, but it's far from being realized. Reaching peak on the peak isn't it romantic.

>>33907015
>>33907017

Though it's unlikely, I doubt she owns a vibrator. Just a gut feeling but of course I'll never be quite sure. We're in a SEA shithole where those things are quite rare, they'd usually buy "massage" devices lol.

>>33907018
I'm around that age too lol. Don't you get desensitized with that? Can only speak for the male brain but in general we go from general mental fantasies and wanking to progressively searching for more obscure porn fetishes and death gripping gooners.

>>33907084
>She sounds like she'd cheat when a "higher status" man enters her life though.
That's every woman though

i have small tits a degree no arrest record a job and a father and no one wants me either

>>33907092
Nah, women of higher education usually don't.
>inb4
just because a girl has a degree doesn't mean she's properly educated.

>>33907093
Are you a whale?

>>33907097
no

>>33907089
>I've missed a few assignment tasks just because I was so horny I had to masturbate in the toilet
Excuses. If you can't learn to time your projects so you can idly touch yourself while working on a spreadsheet or something when nobody will need you, that's your own damn fault.
And leave your cum off of the mountains. I might masturbate in places I shouldn't, but I've never left a snail trail or anything. It's just common decency, something men are apparently unable to accommodate because they shoot toxic sludge.

>>33907078
>never graduated from high school
This is the only bad thing on your list but even then it's not that bad if you studied a trade or something

>>33907098
Are you actually hideous?

>>33907090
>Don't you get desensitized with that?
No. My libido shot up during puberty and hasn't changed much. How I vent and express it definitely has, but I'm still debilitatingly horny like 26/30 days. I have a huge pool of toys/smut/positions/fantasies/etc that I can pull from when I'm in different moods, so I'm never bored of it. And then there's sex, which is amazingly satisfying in a way masturbation never is. Moving in with a guy and having sex every day feels like it'd be so great that it doesn't seem realistic somehow.

>>33907099
>Excuses
True, I'm trying to get better at time management.
>cum off of the mountains.
It's wilderness. There's far more animal waste than my cum, like bird shit and dead bodies. It's not a theme park or something.

Girls with small tits, why not get piercings?

gender
what do you need on a day to day basis? i need various types of tea and something to read and many fans blowing. a notepad maybe.

>>33907108
It hurts

>>33907078
>production line in a plastic bottle factory
You have turbo cancer so this is a deal breaker

>>33907115
They look better without em anyways

>>33907074
my intent was not to make a spectacle of you :)

>>33907077
excellent... now fail the month's challenge!

>>33907081
you want europe to burn? see you in valhalla, chud.

>>33907093
what is the degree

>>33907048
>A cute natural redhead would fix me
Same

>>33907071
John Egbert style post

>>33907119
>excellent... now fail the month's challenge!
you wish

>>33907117
Microplastics are everywhere anyway

>>33907093
You’re lying and you know I want you, dork

>>33907093
how is your butt?

>>33907107
Only leave footprints, anon.

>>33907121
Gods perfect creation

>>33907119
>:)
I HATE emoticons. You're on thin ice. You have to help me get more men to hornypost to make it up to me.

>>33907129
I hate women

>>33907101
probably

>>33907125
Do you ever sleep?

>>33907109
M
Coffee, pens and paper.

QUICK BEFORE JANNIES 404
Would you eat her out y/n? Gender
>>33906815

do foids realize that the first cumshot after NNN actually makes a sound?

>>33907122
would put something here but knight justiciar >>33907129 gave me a duty

>>33907123
i bet you already did

>>33907129
this is going to be a bit challenging

>>33907127
The first rain will wash my cum. That's how nature works.

>>33907121
For me, it's natural blondes with blue eyes
I wouldn't even think about cheating on her

>>33907133
Yes, surprisingly

>>33907108
I have innie nips and they're painfully sensitive. The whole piercing thing sounds like actual torture.
>>33907109
F. A latte, caffeine pills, a fully charged phone, at least three fresh pads, and something to carry the glasses I never use.

>>33907136
If I was 30 years into a marriage and one day on a drunken night he revealed to me that he used to participate in NNN, I'd divorce him, and I'd take his house too.

>>33907140
I hate women.

>>33907137
>i bet you already did
No I didnt, this isnt my first rodeo.
but it never gets easier

>>33907144
if you were 30 years into a marriage you'd be like 65 with how old your ass is now
what are you going to do alone at 65?

>>33907130
You'll hate me more after you jerk off.
>>33907137
The things in life worth doing are never easy.
>>33907138
I am making an administrative decision to change the topic to literally anything but cum.

>>33907147
No, it's what are You going to do alone at 65 with no house, and no car, and no money.
Cause all of that is going to be mine, gooner.

>>33907140
>Slut strands
HNNNNNGNGGGG
Im going to snowboard in france for a week. I cant wait

>>33907140
>tfw you'll never kiss her cold lips to make them warm

It would be fun to beat up atoga moids but they would probably like it

>>33907148
Insufferable cunt.
>>33907151
Get a grip.

>>33907121
>>33907140
Why not both?

>>33907152
come try
you think I've never sparred with a woman before? even when pulling punches they'd get rocked accidentally

>>33907152
Wrestling men in general is fun, but it always turns sexual.

>>33907152
Girls have tried to beat me up before and failed miserably. I just stood there and took it until she gave up lol

>>33907154
neither of those people are naturals lmao

>>33907148
Why do you hate cum?

>>33907154
i want the right one

>>33907153
My cunt is pretty sufferable based on feedback, actually.

>>33907161
it's nasty and smells horrible

>>33907165
Women:

>>33907165
Your guy could easily make it not smell horrible

>>33907161
It smells bad, it feels bad, it looks bad, it dries into a disgusting slime, and it's full of tiny little swimmers that exist to burrow into you and forcibly lay you out for the next nine months. It's overall a gross and dangerous substance if you're not careful about it.

>>33907104
Informative femanon, thanks. Can only speak for my case and 1 other guy but yeah, that might work for the first months but some time onward you'd get tired of your favorite dish y'know. Happy schlicking

>>33907167
Fuck you, it smells bad by default. I've had a good number of bfs and all their jizz smeller foul no matter what. Even my current bf, who's very fit and eats well, has cum that makes the whole bedroom smell terrible.

>>33907135
F
dear god no

>>33907136
i wanna see this, could you demonstrate?

>>33907146
i predict you will get halfway or into late november

>>33907148
>The things in life worth doing are never easy.
all that has to be said

>>33907153
i can observe that the grip on your genetalia is immense

>>33907155
Kek, true.
One older woman I sparred with got pissed off because I was hitting her "too hard" when I was totally relaxed and just touching her basically.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/sydney-sweeney-and-scooter-braun-share-a-sweet-kiss-on-a-large-rock-in-new-york-citys-central-park/ar-AA1PSjUX
Will moids stop swooning over this bitch now?

>>33907169
>but some time onward you'd get tired of your favorite dish y'know
Maybe. I think being able to shake things up without making anyone uncomfortable is an important consideration when judging sexual compatibility.
And thanks, work is boring today anyways.

>>33907170
Hates jizz but wants kids and is in a throuple is a very funny type of woman

>33907171
Filthy cunt.

>>33907168
I hope you get over it. As a cum dispenser, it's not as bad as you'd described, I've tried my own a few times. Tastes kinda like sweet jelly.

>>33907165
THIS!

>>33907168
You should give mine a taste.
It's actually gourmet, three Michelin star rated, five forks and spoons too.

Cum chat before breakfast is some nasty work

>>33907175
>>33907177
I'm actively working on it. Letting my bf cum on my butt sometimes already feels like a fucking major accomplishment. But I will NEVER get it on my face or in my mouth. That's fucking foul.

>>33907168
>>33907170
But when did you start hating it? There must be a reason. It's a weird thing to hate something natural when most girls love that cum is warm and it means they did their job well.

>>33907183
>But I will NEVER get it on my face or in my mouth.
I don’t think that’s unreasonable, as a cum apologist. That’s just porno shit

>>33907182
cum all over your breakfast and force me to eat it

>>33907180
Eat it yourself, chef.
>>33907184
I blew my first bf, got it on my hand, and I didn't like the smell or texture. So from then on I just avoided it. The dislike was probably worsened by the habituation, but there was never a point where I wasn't offput by it.

>>33907171
>i wanna see this, could you demonstrate?
you'd have to wait 3 weeks
>i predict you will get halfway or into late november
my record is 3.5 months

>>33907187
*bonks you with a rolled up newspaper*

>>33906730
Nta
Lolno
Linen shirt is "oldmoney summertime fratbro" core and cardigans are literally just sweaters that button, anybody can wear that

>>33907187
freak

>>33907172
A jab launches their head back the way a full power right hand does to a man

>>33907189
>Eat it yourself, chef.
Can't get high off my own supply, that's unwise.

>>33907182
Luckily I only had coffee, so I'm just dry heaving at work.
>>33907186
Exactly. Honestly, letting him cum on my butt also feels like stupid porno shit, but it's all he has asked and I don't have to even lift a finger for it to be cleaned up in a moment, so I've accepted it.

>>33906653
With or without lapels

>>33907187
This isn't the kind of hornyposting I demanded. Also you'd get sick and die from these guys' jizz.

>>33907200
I resent this greatly

>>33907165
>>33907178
Cum is meant to go on the inside of the girl not the outside idiots.

>>33907186
>>33907197
fu, cum haters. I love when my girl eats my load right after I cum directly down her throat.

>>33907200
hornyposting cant always be all about you.

>>33907205
I really don’t enjoy doing that to women, personally
Pretty much the only reason I even cum on them at all is because I hate wearing condoms

>>33907189
That's very weird. You didn't like that it felt warm on your hand? So nobody has ever came inside you without a condom?

>>33907187
I will make you my special protein milkshake and won't let you leave until you drink it down to the last drop.

>>33907109
F
Green tea, notepad and pencil.

>>33907202
Would YOU eat it?
>>33907205
At least the idea of a guy cumming down my throat means I wouldn't have to taste it in theory, but that's still foul.
>>33907206
She's conscripted right now, though.
>>33907208
No.
Until recently, I never even had sex without a condom on the guy in general. I don't plan on having my bf finish in me until we're trying for a kid.

>>33907108
I don’t like it

>>33907212
>Would YOU eat it?
No, but get sick and die? Probably not
Mine smells like salt dough

>>33907212
>Would YOU eat it?
I would
t.bi

>>33907212
But why do you think you hate cum? So you blew your first bf and didn't think he could cum in your mouth? What did you think was going to come out?

>>33907212
>Would YOU eat it?
Most retarded brain dead question from someone who cannot understand sexual relations. Like asking "Would you eat this greasy womans unwashed shitpipe" to another girl, no shit the answer is going to be no but most men would answer "Yeah why not."
Kill yourself you brain dead chimp.

>>33907214
Okay. I'm sorry, that was hyperbolic. I understand that it's not like it's actually toxic. Unjustifiably making those sorts of comments will just muddy my genuine sentiment that it's personally unpleasant to deal with it. I don't want men to feel like I dislike them by virtue of them jizzing in general.

I think men who want their assholes rimmed are like genuinely gay.

I shall stop thinking about foids completely.

>>33907222
Maybe you're right, but I also like pegging and having sex with other guys.

>>33907215
Is it all psychological, or is it actually pleasant to you?
>>33907217
I jerked him off to finish him because I sucked at my first bj. And honestly I didn't think it'd be a big deal, but was acutely offputting. I'm a bit of a neat freak, but I work with literal bacteria that reeks so it's something specific about cum that grosses me out. Idk.
>>33907219
Racist.

>>33907223
See you in your dreams.

>>33907220
Yeah I’m not shooting battery acid or anything

>>33907226
>Racist
Yes, and?

>>33907222
If a girl does it its not gay
Making a girl lick my asshole is the most dominant thing I could do

>>33907234
No, that's actually the most faggy thing a man can do.

>>33907222
M
Me too.

>>33907226
I'm just wondering how you get traumatized by cum if he just came on your hand and not even in your mouth or pussy. Have you talked to anyone else about hating cum and what did they say?

>>33907226
>Is it all psychological, or is it actually pleasant to you?
Psychological for the most part, like, it doesn't taste good like a sauce or condiment, but it doesn't taste bad either. It's a neutral taste that makes me extremely horny thinking about what I just ate.

Reply to this post to get pregnant

>>33906632
for some reason for me this is track pants + band hoodie/bomber jacket. a lot of men look surprisingly good in adidas track pants. but i don't live in a slav country so this is not that common, most young-ish men wear sweatpants instead as a casual pants option, which i don't happen to find attractive.

>>33907231
In the moment during sex, when I hear "I'm close", I seriously do get a shot of fear like it literally is acid, though. I can't help my immediate catastrophizing, but I'm working on it.
>>33907233
Say you're sorry.
>>33907237
I wouldn't say it's trauma. I'm in therapy, one day we'll get to that. I'm working on addressing compulsive thoughts and my kneejerk reactions to things I dislike in general already.

>>33907235
Cope

>>33907173
Her boyfriend looks like an ape kek

>>33907243
Oh so its texture autism not trauma kek

>>33907243
>I can't help my immediate catastrophizing, but I'm working on it.
You should bring this up to your therapist asap

>>33907241
Hi.

Why don't the lonely, single femanons just date a fat and balding guy?

>>33907243
>one day we'll get to that
You're avoiding the cum topic completely with your therapist? That is definitely trauma. Was your first bf abusive or something?

>>33907251
The answer is obviously that her bf wasn't her first encounter with cum.

I miss them pierced titties

>tfw you need to wait 2 more years before you can drink your gf’s breast milk

just saying it makes her giga horny and same for me. are we weird?

TRVKE
NO HALF-MEASURES

what is really holding you back anon?

>>33907254
Really? Why didn't she say so in the first place? Fucking going around in circles saying she doesn't know, lol.

>>33907261
Clearly because most women don't like going around saying
>Yes, it's me, the raped one

/ATOGA/ Company. Proud to serve.

>>33907174
I'm also bored at work lol. Don't want to degenerate into cringe ERP shit, but I just wanna be refreshed since it's been a few years since I got laid with a fubu. Did the tongue thing on her and she wanted more lol, didn't oblige her on more as I wasn't really into her. Any tips on what gets femanons off? Last one was easy to get to cum as she's into being a sub in some bdsm shit which wasn't really my thing, but I was happy to oblige being the dom as the power trip feeds into my ego. My new object of salivation I really don't know and seems demure and family focused, but in the very small chance I get down with it, be neat to have some pointers in the back of my head. Cheers

>>33907258
Prostitutes are illegal.in my country

>>33907263
Why not? Are they stupid? If I were raped I'd have a patch on my jacket saying "I WAS RAPED ON THE NIGHT OF (Date here)" with Kevin Nash's face on it.

>>33907270
No, you wouldn't, don't be a Kevin.
Nobody likes a spastic sperg.

>>33907270
07-07-1992

>>33907272
so old...

>>33907268
just don't get caught

what's for breakfast, anons?

i had 2 eggs, an english muffin, and some rooibos tea.

>>33907200
give me an example

>>33907204
yours is supposed to go in the trash

>>33907210
one second, awaiting commands

>>33907223
stop lying to yourself

>>33907241
deflecting

>>33907257
TRVTH NVKE

I had a piece of nothing sprinkled with lack of sleep and a late again to go.

>>33907276
rooibos tea is 5/5
i had just coffee. i usually don't eat breakfast because i'm just not hungry enough during the 30-45 mins i have between waking up and leaving

>>33907268
who would arrest you, the cop who's fucking a hooker in the ass in the booth next to you?

>>33907274
Jerking off is 80% as good without all the risks

>>33907276
I just had dinner, just rice, fried meat with sweet and sour sauce, and some veg.
about to go to bed since I'm full and tired.

>>33907277
>yours is supposed to go in the trash
Ok where do you live I'll be there in 6 days and won't pull out

>>33907276
bread, cheese, mortadella on the airfryer and coffee

>>33907257
this is the funniest, and most inspirational thing i've seen all week

>>33907276
M
Just coffee so far. Might have a banana.

>>33907276
Water
Maybe some hot broth later

>>33907187
>cum all over your breakfast and force me to eat it
How about you suck on my cock while I eat breakfast.

why does every stupid bitch in this thread have an eating disorder

Blimey

>>33907293
Cor

Some fit birds in this thread.

if you have an eating disorder, can you promise not to inflict your suffering on others? i went to a friends house the other day and she kept refusing to order dinner saying it "wasn't late enough" yet until we went to bed and then she just "forgot". foids/moids, have you ever been in this situation and what would you do

would you date a girl with an uneven jaw (she comes from a poor family and never got braces growing up, which would've helped)

>>33907292
M
I eat once a day. Usually just a burger and an energy drink.

>>33907300
I didn’t get braces either, so of course

>>33907300
yes

>>33907300
nobody in the history of ever has looked at a random persons face and been like. DAMN that is one uneven jaw!

>>33907300
Would you date a man with crooked teeth also from not getting braces?

>>33907300
Sure

>>33907305
my bf is full on missing a tooth

>>33907300
I would fuck her. But I only date high-class girls, and one of the requirements is that they must come from a good, influential family.

>>33907300
Yes, my jaw is also uneven when I open my mouth it is like a bent 0

>>33907308
Then yes. I've had too many experiences with women not liking men like them so that's why I ask.

I don't like clingy women who want a husband, I don't want to meet any of them, what places should I avoid?

Girls complain about their lack of assets but refuse to get nice piercings, makes you think huh. Maybe the problem is smaller than they make it out to be

>>33907312
/atoga/

>>33907312
Everywhere including 4chan.

>>33907299
that does sound annoying if it happens often. i don't think he's anorexic but i do know a guy who seemingly never eats because he's always drinking. and if everyone else wants to eat he usually just goes along and just eats a small portion, or if it's eating out, just doesn't eat while he lets others eat lol.
in your situation i'd just go and grab something from a store. or order food myself. not like she can say no to that, you should know you aren't her kid and don't need her permission.

>>33907313
their weak frail body make them scared of pain

>>33907284
what? did you want me to give it a comfy tissue?

>>33907290
how come you have to eat something of lower quality than what i'm having

>>33907313
Shut up about those piercings, it has nothing to do with the size of tits, even if I had piercing you would still resent me for not being able to give you paizuri

>>33907276
Eggs, turkey sausage, and toasted bagel.

>>33907313
I'm unironically into bitches with nipple piercings and crotch or ass tattoos. Every time I see it, my boner gets harder than tungsten.

>>33907305
sure, that sounds cuter than an uneven jaw to me so wouldn't be any kind of issue at all
>>33907310
same lol, my jaw looks very slightly "sideways" (not my mouth, just my jaw, which might be even worse) and it's very clear if i take a photo of myself

I thought it looked like shit when my ex got her nipples pierced. She also neglected aftercare pretty heavily and the piercings got infected. Dumb slob

>>33907319
Don't be so angry, I'd still fuck you, even with a male chest.

>>33906768
>>33906791
that wasn't me
I do have to go to work in 2 hours though so am daydrinking and dreading interacting with people
just made £10 doing online surveys all morning so I can buy more beer
I fucking hate my life
>>33907300
yeah ofc
>>33907299
>she kept refusing to order dinner
why does she have to order dinner for you lmao?? should've eaten before you went or just have dinner later
>>33907292
food is overrrated, vape and beer is enough for me today
>>33907279
RIP, hope you sleep well soon <3
I also slept like 3 hours
>>33907276
vape, beer and depression
also jungle music
>>33907258
my fucking dumb brain
need to get a Xmas job so I stay out of trouble and don't go back to selling drugs or whatever

>>33907313
is this a femanon trying to sabotage women so they're undatable and one night stand material? devilish

>>33907323
If she had done that you likely would've complained even more that she spends too much time on her looks, women can't ever win against endless male whining lmao.

>>33907316
the problem is that i was at her house, and every time i went to order myself, she told me to wait. she was being really fucking weird and aggressive about it. i might just not hang out with her anymore.

>>33907328
what? taking care of yourself so your tits don't get infected is wasting too much time on looks? you sound extremely stupid

>>33907319
Never, I can't get hers out of my mind she had small small tits

>>33907327
I'd marry a girl with pierced nipples and tattoos rather than one without

>>33907313
M (bi femboy)
I also want to do it. My friend has them and it looks so good on him.

>>33907326
i would have had to literally leave and eat outside of her house and come back because of how weirdly aggressive she was being, and that wild have likely started a fight too

>>33907329
i mean i would've ordered anyway. sounds like she was being shitty already and being hungry while listening to that kind of bs would've been the worst lmao.
but yeah she sounds mildly controlling in an annoying way, it might be a good choice to distance yourself if she often does that kind of stuff.

>>33907328
men itt have never actually dated anyway. most of them are actively repressing their attraction to other men

>>33907332
>doesn't understand anything he was told + zero reading comprehension
Gross chud moment

>>33907336
yeah she is one of my oldest friends so i was obviously not trying to fight with her but i hate feeling like i am walking on eggshells or like someone's mental illness is affecting my own wellbeing

>>33907337
>men itt have never actually dated
Nah, there are maybe one or two truecels in this entire thread.

>>33907337
>most of them are actively repressing their attraction to other men
I do think like 50% of the males here have agp and the rest are pretty much repressed gay lmaoo
None of them are healthy masculine men and that is to be expected

>>33907335
I mean dude if she has food problems then just leave it desu, I'm sure you can survive a few hrs and eat at home later, or just pop out and grab something if you're really hungry
sorry that happened tho

>>33907339
I guess

>>33907345
Nice pickme move, anon

>>33907312
anywhere that isn't tinder, grindr, or a gay bar

>>33907328
Are you serious? Lol

>>33907337
I want to go on a date with my hot colleague who joked about when I was gonna ask her on a date
I have £15 in my bank account though and need to get a friend a birthday present
idk how I'm gonna get groceries on the weekend cause payday only next week lol
I hate being poor
I'm gonna get drunk and play some Crash 4 before work

>>33907348
pickmeism only occurs in the presence of an audience of quality men. not an anonymous forum. stop using words you don't understand.

>>33907337
I dated that woman with the piercings for three years and have also dated two other women for three years each

>>33907342
my sister can be a bit similar, but maybe not as bad or aggressive about it. like noo we can't go anywhere/do anything/buy anything that isn't what she already eats every day, and it's always some weird reason. but she's family so i try to be understanding. if this was a friend though i would've reconsidered it a long time ago lol.

>>33907346
nah we were drinking at her house so she got wasted and needed to be taken care of, naturally, because she didn't fucking eat that day

>>33907352
>>33907348
Male pickmes really exist. Here's your (You) that you're clearly starving for

>>33907353
i have 6 billion dollars in my bank account and i live in dubai, i have your location and i am about to fly my private jet to the nearest airport to you so i can find you and slap you in the face. watch out

>>33907355
oh, well that's not a great idea lol, but good you were there
reminds me of a baddie I dated who didn't eat all day but kept vodka in her purse
sometimes I could give her a sandwich or whatever but usually she wasn't having it
then she would complain of headache >_>

>>33907359
Pretty sad that you thought that was an unbelievable claim

>>33907364
you can't believe everything you read on 4chan just because it isn't outrageous. this is why you are all so easily manipulated and propagandized. you see something believable and assume it must be true.

I wish women wanted to date guys but bitches think they're one bikini photo away from time traveling Leo DiCaprio

>>33907371
Sounds like grindr is more your speed, gl .

>>33907371
>t. a man repressing his attraction to leonardo dicaprio

>>33906768
I'm not gonna quit my current job cause some money is better than none, but I am gonna apply to more jobs tonight
working sucks, being poor also sucks, everything is just fucking dogshit
I don't understand how people get up in the morning and don't fucking dread everything
If someone pisses me off at work later I'm actually gonna crashout and just walk out
genuinely fuck everything

>>33907369
Okay insane misandrist retard

>>33907376
did i hit a nerve? what's with the emotional outburst

>>33907365
Have you ever been on /tttt/? We don’t do that

>>33907373
I'd fuck a prime twink no homo, not DiCaprio though

>>33907321
Ew gross

>>33907378
Please, go back

>>33907365
It is just the one autistic femcel

gender
what is your moon sign?

>>33907387
M
What's that?

>>33906672
>vape
>beer
no, fuck that
>>33906683
M, sure
>>33906719
M, don't care
>>33906734
what relationship?
>>33906749
>who many men want?
no I don't give a shit about other guys, but I think most guys do yeah

>>33907387
M, Gemini 9_9

>>33907388
it's like your sun sign, but for the moon

>>33906789
>fast food or shitass warehouse jobs
RIP dude, gl at work tonight
I'm also waiting tables tonight, end my life
>>33906771
some of us are just stupid and poor ok
>>33906809
abort myself
>>33906826
maybe his wife is black lol
>>33906890
>I've had sex but I'm an incel
fuck off fackecel

>>33907394
Sun sign? Like star signs? Like sagittarius?

>>33907397
aye. everyone's got one.

>>33906972
>so many hookers and whores, you can get laid in an hour
not that I'd want to, but that requires money which I don't have, some of us are also povertycels
>>33906987
M, most likely
>>33907109
M, I don't need anything, been homeless and can survive
in some ways I preferred being homeless to my current life

>>33907387
M, cancer the most boring one

>>33907384
Nah it's clearly an inceloid dude

>>33907395
I've never had an gf, only hookups, I'm literally an incel since I've never held down a girl

>>33907401
it could definitely be worse. a lot of great artists are cancer moons.

>>33907404
>only hookups, I'm literally an incel
you're not ffs, some of us haven't even had that kek

>>33907405
what would you say is the most boring?

>>33907404
by this twisted logic i'm an incel because i've never had hookups, only sex in a settled relationship, never truly sexually wanted. lel

>>33907387
M
Libra. I’m a Leo sun and I believe Pisces rising, but I might be misremembering my ascendant sign

>>33907375
Being a bartender sounds pretty fun, as far as work goes. What better job do you expect to find?
Or do you mean you're going to look for more, additional, work? Because working more surely must be the solution to working sucks?

>>33907407
libra probably

>>33907387
M, Sagittarius, but I think it's bollocks
>>33907404
>had hookups
>had sex in a settled relationship
you're both fakecels lol
>>33906768
I can't even afford my friend a nice birthday present, I have £15 in my bank account

Am I an incel if I had hookups and gfs, but I never loved them?

>>33907406
>>33907408
You don't get it, having twice thrice with three different girls is basically being an incel. I'm just as unwanted

Would you date a man who got raped? Would you think it was hot?

>>33907419
No, just kinda broken

>>33907419
>Am I an incel if I had hookups and gfs
>>33907420
>having twice thrice with three different girls
you guys are just bragging kek
some of us are almost wizards, no real relationships or any sexo

Should I take my PhD off of my resume when applying to jobs at Barnes and Noble, Waterstones, or Books-a-Million?

>>33907419
I think you need to have a big resentment towards women to be considered an incel

i'm a neet (soon to return to uni though) and i don't want to get a license because i'm very afraid of accidentally killing myself while driving. i have in the past practiced driving for about 10-20 hours, on highways, and every time, during the whole ride i simply could not stop being constantly scared of potentially dying any moment from a car crash. during all of those about 10-20 hours i was always shaking.
is there any hope for me?

>>33907422
When they called me broken
They knew

When they called me evil
They knew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHomCiPFknY

>>33907428
how many times have you done that?

>>33907424
King I wish I was a virgin, ONS isn't worth it

>>33907401
You have cancer? I hope it gets treated well and that you recover soon.

>>33907433
driven? maybe 10 times. some were shorter, some were over 2 hour rides.

>>33907435
amen, pray for me

>>33907428
I'm a grown man who is afraid to get a driver's license because even on ADHD meds I'm'a be looking at the side of the road and paying more attention to the details of the spots on cows in a field and it's gonna get my car wrapped around a fence and cause me and any passengers severe injury.

>>33907412
>Being a bartender sounds pretty fun
It fucking sucks, I have to deal with cocky impatient assholes all night and douchebag colleagues. The kinds of people who frequent bars are just the worst.
I hate this job and the people there so fucking much. I'm gonna get blackout drunk now before going into work again
>What better job do you expect to find?
Death
I live in a tourism hub though so there's a lot of seasonal stuff going especially around Xmas, I worked a seasonal job last year that paid well
>working more surely must be the solution to working sucks?
Well I can't afford groceries rn, so what choice do I have
Working sucks but starving is worse
>>33907434
>I wish I was a virgin
Do you really though
It sucks not even having any options because you're a loser. At least you had a choice

>>33907440
thanks this makes me feel a bit better about it lol. i hope it wasn't considered as necessary (for getting a job for example) for people living in cities.

>>33907441
Yes, sex isn't worth without feelings or a relationship. If I was a virgin I could be a wizard

>>33907417
M, I'm kind of baffled how every woman I've ever had a romantic infatuation with has been a Sagittarius. It's always been one sided but somehow Sagittarius women always gotta be emotively dark, moody, artsy, and creative types and I am about that. I've never met a Sagittarius who isn't the kind of woman who draws comics of a Jack the Ripper serial killer in a top hat murdering teddy bears while listening to The Smiths and I'm highkey kind of about that.

I will avoid women whenever possible.

>>33907437
I was very scared of driving, and still am I guess. My fear came from being uncomfortable with the controls basically. Have you tried like going to a empty parking lot and checking stuff like, how fast does it take for the car to go from x to 0. how tight can it turn. etc.

that's what I would do and of course you need more experience

>>33907447
I have applied your advice from yesterday and only had to interact with a cashier once. Has my eyes glued to the floor and ignored all the women.

>>33907450
Why?

There are some men who have sex with over 1000 women a year. Do you think any of them post on /atoga/?

Did anyone else here first learn about 4chan when they were in high school? I learned about it because the upperclassmen school bullies trolled some of the underclassmen on the internet by posting animal cruelty videos they got off of 4chan.

>>33907448
I have tried stuff like that (again in the past), what scared me always is driving at high speeds and the constant thought of being sometimes 1 meter away from crashing and dying.
i bike sometimes and sometimes i take a risk on a rainy day on a steep downhill and fall even if i was going slow, and it's okay. but make even one mistake like that with a car, and you're ded.

>>33907451
NTA but I don't even want to think about women. Any girl worth my time would be out of my reach regardless (I wouldn't date uggos or sows).

>>33907451
I am a follower now. I do what master does.

>>33906617 (OP)
women, I want to take better care of my skin what products should I use?

>>33907452
I do

>>33907455
I learned about it in elementary school. My parents posted on Something Awful back then (they met each other on the Portal of Evil), and I saw my dad reading Encyclopedia Dramatica and laughing one day.
I asked him what was so funny and he said “don’t worry about it,” so naturally, I hopped on the family computer after everyone else was asleep to see what it was. I learned about 4chan there in 2006.

>>33907462
Don't call me that.

>>33907412
Sorry about that dude I was just having a bipolar moment
My job is actually pretty great and most of the people there are lovely, I'm very lucky to have it
Only issue is I'm barely getting any hours at the moment. I'm only scheduled for 9 hours this week lmao. Meanwhile at my previous job I was doing 42 hours every week. I won't even be able to afford groceries this weekend. Tempted to message my old boss but they probably hired someone else by now and I don't really want to go back
I should just get a seasonal job and stop whining on the internet. I've been spiralling hard the past few weeks though and been really drunk most of the time so I don't know what to fucking do with myself. I have to leave the house in an hour and just feeling such a sense of dread and hopeleness about everything
Anyway I'll catch you later, need to shower and eat and do some gayming before I go
>>33907445
Well I'm not experiencing any powers yet... I would've rather just been fucking normal and had sex/relationships like everyone lol. Everyone in real life thinks I'm crazy lol
>>33907446
>emotively dark, moody, artsy, and creative types
I guess this describes me but I think the whole moon thing is bollocks
>>33907455
Yeah I think so, but that's awful
I just came here for the animu stuff

>>33907466
Oh Jesus fucking Christ I can't imagine how brain-broken I'd be if I discovered these parts of the internet at that young of an age.

>>33907463
i only use water (first wash hands with soap), and it works. used to use all kinds of creams and cleansers and i had constant acne.
>t. f

>>33907412
Also
>you're going to look for more, additional, work
no, fuck that, as soon as I get a better job I'll give this place one week's notice and then fuck off lol and never turn back
My manager is a fucking knobhead, I hope he falls off his bike

>>33907469
I could be much worse lol. I took a break from the site for a few years right around goobergate because I could see what it was doing to my peers.
It’s not like I was glued to it, either. I had friends and girlfriends and lived at least a little bit of a life outside of the computer.
I mostly came here for /b/, /a/ and /v/.

Why don't men wear makeup?

>>33907246
I'm not autistic.
>>33907247
>>33907251
It's a slow process and we're on another topic right now. If you guys want me to therapy-dump, I will, but it won't be a fun conversation.

>>33907455
I first learnt about it on a furry forum whe I was 13 (no, I didn't become a furry as an adult actually kek. no idea how I found it or ended up there), checked it out, and thought it boring. I only regularly started using 4chan only when I was also in hs.

>>33907387
M
Waxing gibbous

>>33907466
I'm still hung up about that moment in the TV show Pantheon where the main girl is just casually browsing /x/ with her dad and talking about it with him like 4chan is something normal for a little girl to be looking at. Fucking why?

>>33907467
But you are the master.

>>33906683
>State gender
Male

>do you believe men and women are equal?
Equal doesn't really mean much. All people have an equal possibility to be extraordinary, lame, wonderful, or horrible.
I am probably stronger and smarter than most women but I'm definitely weaker and/or dumber than some women.

People are people and are in equal in that they're different.

>>33907478
why should we?
idk I did occasionally in the past
it expensive tho

>>33907459
you're going about it the wrong way. you find women attractive who find you attractive first, or who give the appearance of doing so. the idea of having a type is nonsense. someone out there is bound to feel you attractive enough to date, which means you will find someone out there attractive enough to date in turn.

>>33907267
Work actually picked up a lot.
Everyone is different, right? I can only say what I like, and that's roughness. Being grabbed and moved around forcefully, being held tightly, deliberate and methodical sex, etc. I like pushing back against a guy in general, that sort of resistance is what helps get me off.

>>33907488
and you willl fumble it

>>33907478
Laziness and homophobia.
I still barely bother with skin care.

>>33907478
I wear makeup to the local Goth Night, that's about it. My eyeliner game is still shit.