Why did he do it.

BOBER

He was listening and that's what no one did

KURWO

>>5007981 (OP)

>>5007981 (OP)
He told you he was gonna do it!
He told you and you said, and I quote, "stupid beaver"
Well who's the stupid one now?

>>5007985
oh shid :DD beaber :DDD

>>5007985
Bless my infantile mind for enjoying this

>>5007988

I'm doing my part.

>>5007981 (OP)
look at that lil nigga go

>>5007985
love this lil nigga like u wouldn't believe

>>5007981 (OP)
He was attention starved and touch starved and starved starved. No, I’m not talking about myself.

Family. It's a damn difficulty

Bane?

>>5007981 (OP)
He had a close encounter of the 3rd kind. He's building something he can't get out of his mind.

Literally destroys the homes of other animals, floods the terrain for miles around just to build a fuck shack and live in his own flooded marsh

>>5007981 (OP)
She's cute.

>>5007981 (OP)
The tree was making a move, he had to get it on

>>5007997
The marsh lets the water infiltrate slowly rather than flowing all the way to wherever as runoff.

>>5008001
>

>>5007997
>Literally destroys the homes of other animals, floods the terrain for miles around just to build a fuck shack and live in his own flooded marsh
Alpha as fuck

>>5008002
Male is incorrect where is the random knife and gun for no reason?

>>5007997
Marshs are important. I’m pretty sure they create more homes than they take for other animals

>>5008004
>for no reason
>OBJECT

>>5008004
>object on display

>>5008006
>>5008007
>zero reading-comp retards

beavers mog capybaras at being large semiaquatic rodents

>>5008008
Anon, the knife/gun are the object.
>yeah but they're literally in EVERY photo
Do you even go to places where you share hobby photos?
>yes
So they're all black men?
>... yes
Have you tried getting a better hobby or going elsewhere?
>... it's not even my hobby

>>5008009
Kek, poor little fella just wants to build a dam. They should turn on the water and flood the room just for him.

>>5008009
>>5007981 (OP)
How come beavers know how to fell trees and create dams without language but humans can’t do anything useful without being taught.?
To make this tv related, the imax nature film on beavers is great

>>5008012
they can communicate with each other

>>5008011
Wherever he goes he must also block openings

>>5008009
This honestly increadly sad, not cute,
Like watching a women with a dead kid cradle rock a doll

>>5008012
>see other beaver do it
>try it
>wow I'm literally made for this!
Monkey see, monkey do. It's the only form of education animals have and is a useful tool for humans too.

>>5008014
Please tell me this is a rescue animal that will be released and not a pet.

>>5008017
I could but I would rather call you a faggot

>>5008016
You’re wrong though. Beavers can do this without watching other beavers do it. Most animal behavior is not monkey see monkey do, it’s innate.

>>5008019
And so what are you doing right now that isn't innate?
You're breathing, eating, sleeping, jerking off.

>>5008015
I'm assuming they only keep the beavers indoors for a short while.
They're quite useful for recharging groundwater and creating new ecosystems. I'm curious if there are efforts to expand their territory more drastically, they were nearly wiped out by the fur trade. And of course everywhere is having trouble with wildfires.

>>5008021
Yeah there are plenty of projects to help improve the range and size of the beaver population

The tree wasn't making a move so he had to

>>5007993
zamn...

>>5008019
its fascinating. how do genes encode this information?
the genes have a reason for doing it, it must be genetic in nature... what is the trick. how do the genes tell the beaver how to make the dam?

>nible nible :DDDDD

>>5008019
>it’s innate.
its ingrained in their genetic code through millions/hundreds of thousands of years of evolution.
if you fail you die
so only the successful ones pass on their genes/personality/behavior to their kids and so on.
uncountable generations seeing what came before them did and survived because of it to eventually not need others to learn from, to just "know" to do something or "feel" like its the right thing to do.

alot of monkeys/humans died from drowning until eventually they were simply born knowing how to
human babies have an innate knowledge of how to survive in water
throw a baby into water and their body will just start moving on its own in a productive way.
it just happens without them knowing.
they still need to be taught to consciously swim and understand how to properly survive but those base genetic instincts are built in.

>>5007997
The ultimate swamp ogre.

>>5008015
That's a baby. He's not being permanently housed like this. He's literally playing to learn.

>>5008021
This.

>>5007997

>>5008026
magnets

>>5008016
>only form of education animals have
>instincts.

>>5008035
Oh boy, here we go.

>>5008009
>Wherever I am I must build

>>5008009
>>5008012
What reason do beavers have to actually do this? Doesn't it seem unhinged? What's the evolutionary purpose of this shit? What does it do?

best thread of /tv/ right now (it's not close)

I really wonder what it must be like to be driven to behave in certain ways due to biological urges
When I was a teenager I remember my dad told me I'd be thinking about sex and women non stop soon and it just never happened

>>5008010
profoundly stupid post

>>5008025
>takes pauses to figure out where to chew next so the tree falls where it wants
It's like a sculptor and deforestation is its art

>>5008038
Evolution is a lie

>>5008038
The question is not why, but when

>>5008040
maybe we are, we just less aware of it because we think we're exercising complete free will?

>>5008038
It's not evolution, during Noah's Ark the beavers saw first hand God's power and being the spawns of Satan they have been working hard to deny God's Second Coming since.

>>5008001
Sara Gadon's bot is failing

>>5008038
its create an area where they can build their nest which is much harder for predators to access

>>5008029
>*Bonk!*
>Well I'll be damned! How could this have happened to me?

how much you betting the jews will start if not already started killing based beavers off to create more flooding etc literally no lefty tranny nonce can refute this

>>5008001
Her being connected to everything isn't epic or cool anymore considering she has an image with a negro kissing her face.

>>5008015
You are a fat fucking loser. You're fag post reminds me on every tiktok video the top of the comments will be some retarded shit like this when you have zero fucking context of the video. Get a fucking job or a hobby.

>>5008038
They’re little swamp swimmers, they can flood an area and make it a swimmy swamp, even live in the dam. It’s how they survive and thrive and reproduce. You seem remarkably incurious and skeptical of what is completely natural

There is at least one recorded death of a human being killed by a beaver. They're susceptible to rabies and so beaver attacks are not unheard of.

>>5008040
> I really wonder what it must be like to be driven to behave in certain ways due to biological urges
What a fucking insanely narcissistic post lmfao. Do you really think of yourself this way?

>>5008055
Sorry it was supposed to be a bit of a joke

JA PIERDOLE

>>5007997
The beaver has better drainage than china.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8SHrY38c0c

>>5007997
holy chad

>>5008056
Oh thank god. Good joke then

>>5008052
This nigga be watching tiktoks

>>5008027
>>5008029
Have there ever been cases where a beaver got ACKed by a falling tree?

>>5008062
That's never happened in the history of beaver, no

>>5008030
the evolutionary model has been debunked, beavers are chosen by God

>>5008030
>its ingrained in their genetic code through millions/hundreds of thousands of years of evolution.
>if you fail you die
>so only the successful ones pass on their genes/personality/behavior to their kids
Ok then why do so many posters here not have gfs?

>>5008066
this nigga really thinks we were monke

>>5007997
skill issue.

>>5008038
pretty sure I remember a diagram from an old school textbook where they flood areas so that they can make little dens that you have to swim into to reach. that means lots of predators don't get in because all the beavers are sat in their little beaver homes having little beaver conversations.

these lil niggas are fucking aggressive, let me tell you from real life experience

>>5008065
I'm ready for my close-up.

:D

>>5008072
there's no way beavers smoke weed, that photo has been staged

>>5008073
That doesn't look like typical beaver scat, either.

>>5007985
:DDDDD

>>5008074
>typical beaver scat
Wood chips?

>>5008076
Wood shits

>>5008042
he's listening for the tree and its imminent collapse. wants he hears it start to creak he gtfos

it's even more crazy when you learn that the lodge they build has a watery entrance to deter predators but the inside are made with dry grass to keep them cozy

>>5007997
FAVSTIAN AS FVCK

>>5008079
>the lodge they build has a watery entrance
What a coincidence because your mom also has a wet entrance

>>5008081
technically we all do

As a kid, I was always more interested in what trees were made of.

>>5008026
genes are memory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver-engineered_dam_in_the_Czech_Republic

>>5008028
>what is the crime, gnawing a tree, a succulent birch tree???

>>5007985
Back when memes were good

>>5008086
>this is architecture manifest!

>>5008028
>are you 'avin a laff?!

>>5008062
>nible nib-ACK!

love these little niggas.

>>5008009
go lil nigga go!

>>5008001
I would sniff her beaver.

>>5007981 (OP)
BOBER KURWA

>>5008091
I like reading about how they basically shaped north America and how much old timers hated the fuck out of them because of it, also the theory for north america which basically implies the beavers were curating a mega system of ponds which was the more natural state of the flatlands everywhere

What's some beaver kino?

>>5008096
I watched this on shrooms and it seemed to go on forever but not in a bad way.

>>5008096
Angry Beavers

>>5008064
>beavers are chosen by God
is that why they are such faggots?

>>5007985
I miss this shit

>>5008066
>Ok then why do so many posters here not have gfs?
because we built a system that forces retards to stay alive which degrades our society and causes us to devolve.

>>5007981 (OP)
>what's going on in this thread?

>>5008096
Zombeavers 100%

>>5008038
What reason do humans have to actually do this? Doesn't it seem unhinged? What's the evolutionary purpose of this shit? What does it do?

>>5008013
how did the first beaver know what to do ?

>>5008105
Have you ever seen the movie Prometheus? Beavers were created by a black goo from an alien beaver, genetically injected with dam creation knowledge.

>>5008105
"This place, it reeks of that stench ... of a flourishing aquatic system and all the filth carried by the creatures in it. And those pesky salmons swimming upstream ... defying nature? Defying God? No. There has to be order in all this madness. The water will cease to flow. If I have to chew up every tree in this forest to make it work, I will."
Thus spoke the first beaver and it was embedded in the gene of every beaver thereafter.

>>5007997
>can't adapt to the environment
>blame Big Beaver for keeping them down
They deserve it

>>5008104
Do Americans really?

>>5008107
Woah…

>>5008105

>>5008109
sadly yes

>>5008001
Total gadonposter death

>>5008065

>>5007997
Manifest destiny

>>5008109
Yes. Wood is very accessible and relatively cheap there. Making a home out of wood also allows them to change designs easily and these buildings can last a very long time.

>>5008114
Is that Stuey from Freaked?

>>5007997
He's literally us(humans)

>>5008049
You must be asking yourselves how I go into this situation. It all began with a girl...

>>5007997
What the...how come no one told me beavers are this based before?

>>5008038
>when skooma kickin

Just gonna... wash myself here for a bit.

>>5008066
>Ok then why do so many posters here not have gfs?
they're losers

>>5008001
oh I'd open her beaver alright

>>5008078
very clever beaver

>>5008014
Cute.

>>5008122
WIDE BOY SUMMER

>>5008126
Look at him go!

>>5008126
you just know he's taken it up there to fuck it

>>5007981 (OP)
Is no one going to mention the fact they sound exactly like human babies?

>>5008009
You take that back, Capys are bros. Cute and zen.

Beavers are an autistic invasive species, the dam-building thing is cool when they do it in their natural habitat, but on regions they are not native to, they wreck the environment by cutting rare tree species faster than they can regenerate and flooding whole areas.

>>5007997
Beavers, More like Beoomers! Am I right fellas! HEYOOOOO

(i'm actually right btw)

>>5008129
lol

>>5007997
divine right to rule

>>5008134
Beaverfest destiny?

Fish carcass on the river shore this morning, fox fangs on burst stomach. This stream is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The currents are extended gutters and the gutters are full of water and when the waterfall finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated H2O of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the fishes and plants will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down from my dam, and whisper "no."

>>5008122
>Beavers more highly evolved than Indians

>>5008137
Better grammar and spelling, too

>>5008038
Intincts are hard wired shit that takes generations to worn off. I got a stray kitten last year and now his momma had another kitter and I got another kitten, the older kitten, now an adult cat carries arpund the lottle one by scruff like he is his dad. Meanwhile those fancy inbred cats eat their own babies because of generations of inbreeding ruining theor instincts and genes

>>5007997
They help control flooding and create marsh ecosystems. Beavers are important

>>5008140
In the areas they are native to, yes. In areas they were imported to, they become an environmental hazard and destroy whole ecosystems.

>>5008141
i want to export them to tropical and sub-tropical areas to see what would happen.
Or maybe wet parts of Europe

>>5007982
>>5007984
why are poolanders so obsessed with bobres?

>>5008135
damifest destiny

I'm glad they've reintroduced beavers here in southern England.

>>5008142
I'm not sure that they could live in that type of climate. But on the cold subantartic part of South America (Southern Argentina) they are clearlogging whole forests of rare trees that take centuries to grow.

https://youtu.be/x5txwUE3gQs?feature=shared

>>5008145
>reintroduced
I didn't think we had beavers? got plenty of badgers tho.

>>5008147
Like wolves, lynx and bears, beavers were killed outright in Britain - they are native to the island.

>>5008148
aye I knew about the others but not beavers. thought the were american animals.

>>5008147
>>5008148
I was just reading about an underground group of people that have been sneaking beavers back into the wild in the UK.

>>5008038

>>5008149
nah, europe has its own beavers
we thought they were the same species for a long time, but there are slight differences between the American and European beavers

>>5008142
>Stayvun, why you on land bud? You knew we wus gonna find you. Your DNA is all over the sand Stayvun!

>>5008153
>whatcha got dem flippers for if you aint gon swim stayven
>to have

>>5007997
The fuck you mean destroy homes? They’re animals they live in the land. The only thing that they notice is now they have lake front property where they used to just have a little stream.

Why do beavers cut down massive ass trees when they struggle to wobble down the forest with a tiny stick?

>>5008085
>Czech conservation authorities praised the beavers for their unexpected yet effective environmental work.
picturing them shaking the beavers' paws and awarding them little medals and ribbons

personally, i don't give a dam

>>5008156
To take off all the branches on it once it's laying on the ground

>>5007997
Posting in a bober thread :D=

>>5008157
grok can we generate this in video format

>>5008038
The evolutionary drive to create a wooden fort with its own moat is too powerful.

>>5008015
Yeah. Housing wild animals is cruel. We need nature preserves for wild animals to be free.

>>5008028
Police body British People
Beavers body the police
Beavers are now the rightful inheritors of Great Britain aka Dam Airstrip One

>>5008164
tbf niggers can't swim so I welcome our new beaver overlords. make england a swamp again.

>>5008165
White people need to start building moats around their houses and writing everything in cursive.

>>5008155
Bad luck if you're a bird with a nest in a tasty tree

>>5008167
But Black Dynamite, I AM a bird with a nest in a tasty tree!

>>5008025
Do beavers ever get squished by the trees?

>>5008169
beavers stronk

>>5008169
They just napping under them logs, sugar

>>5008164
Why are you so butthurt about the British?
Those are Dutch police you mentally ill reject.

>>5007997
Ferret fingers typed this post

goat animated scene

>>5008174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNDFy3zoBGE

>>5008169
if a tree lands on a beaver the tree dies

>>5008169
Yes, and I'm pretty sure people have died thanks to beavers and their actions. Beavers have suffered enough through human hands over the centuries though so we can forgive them.

>>5008164
that's holland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hz7Nt-yMzA

>>5008179
Gopnick beavers don't give a fuck. They just get their vodka and semichki like everybody else.

>>5007985
i'd die for this guy

Bober calls for aid.

>>5008085
why stuff like this isn't more wide-spread? I remember some folks somewhere destroying invasive plants using goats, it was cheap and it was effective

>>5008183
They do this in California and Nevada for wildfire fuels management. Goats and sheep are way more effective than wandering the hillside clearing brush.

>>5008179
tfw no trench beaver

>>5008183
Goats are very good for grass control. Once the grass is all short, chickens will eliminate any remaining grass by constantly scratching at the ground. People didn't have lawns back in the day because their chickens would fuck that shit up.

>>5008158

>>5008185
Bro is all about dat trench life.

Why did he do it

>>5007981 (OP)
He cute.

>>5008161
And the award for best Dam in all of Czech

>>5008039
Hours later and this guy is STILL right

>>5007997
What nonsense. Every animal has an important place in its ecosystem. Also, beavers are cute.

>>5008107
>The freedom of fish is an insult to me. I'd have them in all ponds.
>That would be a hell of a pond
>The beaver smiled. Yes, he said, even so.

>>5008193
This. I've been hired to blow up beaver dams before for agriculture irrigation. They are amazingly durable and tough. The damage done to the dams is quickly repaired by the beavers. It's very impressive how resourceful those creatures are. Don't even get me started on their lodges...

>>5007985

>>5008046

>>5008195
Correct.

>>5008179
bober :D

>>5008167
Bruh just move trees there’s like a million trees. Birds start building like 10 nests in a year and have to abandon them for one reason or another. The benefit from fresh water, free fish, tadpoles, dragonflies that spawn in the new beaver pond outweighs the hassle of having to rebuild the nest one more time.

Beavers are literally one of the most important animals in the world

>>5008177
Nigga that's NUTS!

>>5008179
those guys REALLY like beavers

>>5008151
It's a wonder of nature, of life on Earth. Such capable manipulation of the environment performed by rodents. It's simply fantastic.

>>5008204
it's cause God is fckin awesome.

>>5008151
>an average beaver knows more about architecture than modern day Africans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrOE-m7sX9E

>>5008206
Building a house in Minecraft doesn't make you an expert in modern architecture, Timmy.

Tell me about the noble beaver, what's it's endgame?

>>5008205
The Creator is indeed awesome.

>>5007981 (OP)
He had to get it down

>>5008205
If you believe in a god, you have a low IQ

>>5008201
You could say the same about flies.

>>5007981 (OP)
Unironically a great thread

>>5008096
Don Chuck could kick Goku's ass.

>>5007981 (OP)
to reshape the waterway + flush out the hooman

>>5008213
Beavers = based and cute
Flies = cringe and ugly

>>5008212
bro if you're over the age of 18 and still DON'T believe in God, i've got bad news for you...

>>5008012
how is a collection of fucking sticks water tight?

>>5008209
>divert water flow to reflect personal desires
>make a cool fort
>fuck bitches in said cool fort

>>5007997
Sounds based to me

>>5008219
holy shit zoomie. read a book about nature and wildlife. they pack it with mud and a weird paste they chew up and spit out. it dries and becomes so strong that humans have to use TANNERITE to blow up beaver dams

>>5008219
Life must suck being retarded

>>5008223
I was told ignorance is bliss

Bit weird how even bobr raised in captivity without even seeing other bobr make dams just instinctively know how to make dams and flood areas.

POOFTER

If you guys think beavers are cute, wait till you see their babies
https://youtu.be/qskc3L_N0Eg

>>5008232
>comments turned off
a bunch of slavs spammed burba kurwa in there didn't they

>>5008040
damn anon, you've never gotten hungry and then proceeded to eat food? how the fuck are you alive?

>>5008234
>13k views on a 4 year old video
Probably not. Most likely uploaded as "For Kids" which triggers the COPPA crap

>>5008237
shit can also get auto flagged as "for kids" by the youtube artificial unintelligence algo

>>5008177
>we can forgive them
No, we can't. They deserve worse. TBD

>>5008235
that's not a fair comparison when you think that if suddenly all the supermarkets in the world got shut down, a large portion of people would just starve because they wouldn't know how to grow something as basic as a cabbage or trap an animal.

>>5007981 (OP)
to dam you

>>5008258
People who have never farmed before know how to grow food. If they were in a situation where they absolutely had to grow something right now the problems would be suitable climate/season, access to fields/greenhouses/planters plus the time required for crops to grow, not lack of knowledge. Seeds + soil + water + sunlight is something any functional human knows will result in food eventually.

>>5008263
god damn hippy https://youtu.be/2xjaLxHLE0I?feature=shared

>>5008263
No, the problem would be lack of knowledge and infraestructure.
Like the lack of knowledge you have about modern industrial farming.

If you "farmed" with primitive methods today billions would starve, because your crop yields would be shit. Your plants would be weak and they would be eaten by locusts or other pests.

Modern industrial scale farming exists solely thanks to modern pesticides, fertilizers, roundup, mechanized harvesting, and all sorts of things that enable bumper crops to feed millions of people.

Entire regions now do farming thanks to fertilizers otherwise their soils wouldn't even be able to sustain it. For example the cerrado region in Brazil is seeded with phosphorus to enable farming there. Otherwise nothing would grow.

Organic, subsistence farming can only get you so far. Homesteading is enough for a small family just fine but you can't feed millions of people without modern industrial inputs. No industrial farming -> Millions of starving people from the cities would pour into the countryside to loot your shit.

this thread was too BASED for /tv/

>>5008307
Luckily you can now experience EVEN MORE BEAVERS here on /an/
(I don't have any beavers D:)

>>5008275
billions must die.

>>5008109
>particle board at construction site sits in the rain for a week straight
>see it up on the houses not long after
>starting at 500k
But don't worry, ORIENTED STRAND BOARD DON'T CALL IT PARTICLE BOARD is just as good as plywood, just ignore that the instant it's oriented in any way except perfectly horizontally or vertically, it starts to split apart

Haven't seen a thread moved from /tv/ to here in quite a while.
Anyways, welcome any newcomers.

Jannies need to fucking kill themselves. Miserable nigger faggots

>>5008151
>they destroyed this to build a condo on top of it near my neighborhood
I will always be mad and reminded

>>5008085
>>5008157
>>5008191
Someone 'jak this, please.

>>5008009
Capybaras are reddit rodents, beavers represent the working man.

>>5008533
>beavers represent the working man.

>>5008122
>>5008137
Kek

>>5008137
Better engineers too, I trust the structural integrity of a beaver dam more than a Pajeet dam

>>5008410
Some Cletuses ripped a dam out and drained a lake during amphibian breeding season the town over from me because it was encroaching on a dirt township road that got an average 1 car of traffic per day.

>>5008029
Do beavers die often doing this?

>>5007985
kurwa bober

i didn't know they make so many people and animals mad. this makes everything even funnier.

>>5007997
>Literally destroys the homes of other animals, floods the terrain for miles around just to build a fuck shack and live in his own flooded marsh

>>5008131
Beavers are only invasive to some fake south american countries, they are native in the entire northern hemisphere except Japan

>>5008079
Also remind you that the wet entrance doubles as a practice swimming pool for the kits

>>5008085
Wait what dam costs only 1,2 million euros total? That's currently the price of a nice standalone home over here

>>5008182
Thats a nutria aka Israel beaver...

>>5008986
it probably be done cheaper if it wasnt for government kickbacks

>>5008982
based chad beaver invents agriculture

>>5007998
recently STUFFED

Because he can.
>>5007997
And that is a good thing.

>>5008012
1. that's not quite true
2.it's much more powerful to be generalists able to specialize during life than born specialists

>>5007985
Based productive menber of animal kingdom. More productive than monies and coons.

>>5007997
lol
lmao

>>5008275
>1 roundup coupon has been deposited to your monsanto sales representative account

>>5007981 (OP)
That tree was going to fall over anyway. My conscience is clear.

>>5007997
We do far, far worse Anon.

>>5007981 (OP)
post all your beaver pics and webms

>>5008106
but then where did that alien beaver come from?

stay busy, /an/

What trees do beavers prefer? Are there any species they won't gnaw down?

>>5008030
For me it's the aquatic ape theory

>>5007981 (OP)
https://youtu.be/iUXAHc-ABoY

PIŻMAK KURWA

>>5008028
At first, I laughed at the police for being unable to lift a fucking little animal, but then I remembered that they chew wood with their teeth. I wouldn't want to lose a finger either.

>>5014217
if they bite you in an artery you could bleed out
has happened before in Belarus

>>5007985
>>5008075
Pröööh :DDD

>>5008014
Imagine petting that

>>5008208
Nigger, who do you think built the house to play Minecraft in?

New beaver webms and mp4, hot off the presses

>>5015041

>>5015042

>>5015043

>>5007997
are beavers the missing link?

>>5008001
is this the same anon from /tv/ ?

>>5016736
This thread got moved here from /tv/ because it turned into a beaver thread
so did this thread by the way >>5013397

>>5017031
oh ok, I was wondering if Gadonfag might be a regular on /an/

>>5007985
Based bober

>>5007997
>all these replies
lol

>>5008039
>best thread of /tv/ right now (it's not close)
>>5008192
>Hours later and this guy is STILL right
>>5008372
>Haven't seen a thread moved from /tv/ to here in quite a while.
>>5017031
>This thread got moved here from /tv/ because it turned into a beaver thread

I'm thankful it got moved.
Thanks for a best based beaver thread.