Thread 5030013

>>5030016
I hope he's not varking too 'ard.

>>5030022
>invading another world as a dark spirit

>>5030032
Why'd he do it?

>>5030150
lmao
I used to have an old, fat black lady neighbor with fucking facial hair who wore sunglasses to hide the fact that she lost her eye when she was younger because she got sliced up but the wife of some dude she was fucking in the 80s.
Pongo looks just like she did! COVID killed her off.
Ms Willamae, I have no idea how you got dick at all looking like a ducking orangutan but I thought your stories of hoin' for Big Macs were hilarious. Rest in peace, you ugly slut.
And yes, I did, in fact, talk with her like this. She was a cool old dirty bitch.

>>5030022
https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/482934-its-burrowed-underground

>>5030018
>>5030105
>>5030293
protecc frens :)

>>5030031
>come at me bro!

>>5030414
Brb, taking a closer look at that snout

>>5030110
Looks to me like he's 'ardly varking

>>5030426
Snakes are such soulless pieces of shit

>>5030037
Scaredy cats

>>5030104
Disney film

>>5030426
Snakes and eels are vile creatures

>>5030505
>>5030541

>>5030541
>>5030505
Geeze why do you guys hate snakes so much? Not all of them are vicious creatures. Pretty much any reptile be it crocodiles, turtles, or lizards would go ahead and hunt fish. And of course it's not just a reptile thing, Birds like ducks, seagulls or penguins eat fish as their primary diet, and pretty much any major omnivorous or carnivorous mammal would not hesitate to eat one. Heck fish eat fish like sharks. It's all fair game.

>>5030548
Countdown until some anon gets mad about the watermark...

>>5030546
Because they've always been associated with evil
Getting killed by one is absolutely horrifying (either severly poisoned or slowly devoured by its alien jaw)
The fact that humans have an inate fear of snakes since cave man times (along with spiders and other bugs)

>>5030550
Understandable but seagulls, chimps, orcas, pitbulls, wasps and hippos all arguably commit worse war crimes than most snakes who usually just leave people alone outside of hunting.

>>5030544
sidewinder?

>>5030555
People are scared of all of those too. Well not so much scared as generally hateful in the case of seagulls. Hippos seem to trigger some sort of "round = safe and cute" instinct but seeing them with their jaws open generally cures people of that real fast.

>>5030555
>seagulls
Not a threat
>chimps
Not an innate fear, but your instincts should tell you not to get close to a big muscled animal
>orcas
Sea creature, not a threat
>shitbulls
Kinda look like dogs, also the same as with chimps - big muscled animal
>wasps
People are afraid of those
>hippos
They look like they should be slow. Still, big animal.

>>5030590
Looks safe and cute :)

>>5030601
TRUE!

>>5030590
Haha he's so round and safe and cute :)

>>5030555
id feel more secure around snakes than any shitmutt or chimp. At least most snakes won't disfigure you for life and rip your dick off.

>>5030105
interesting, I wouldn't have thought reptiles had this kind of social group behaviour

>>5030293
damn, even in water they are fucked when they are turned on their backs

>>5030603
wtf why

>>5030601
>cute
I think they look gross. But maybe that's because as a kid I saw one flinging it's shit all over the place with it's tail on animal planet

>>5030622
Where the hell are those turtles even swimming at anyways. Sure as hell aint a proper pool and the water is too shallow for any of them to dive down and right themselves if they flip over.

>>5030621
If I know anything about human misconceptions of reptiles this is two males fighting, and the one is chasing the other away after defeating it.

>>5030548
Stop playing with food.

>>5030638
Im beginning to think reptiles aren't exactly the brightest creatures.

>>5030638
>Dog does this
>Ohhh so cuuute he's horny!! hashtag relatable!!!!

>Lizard does this
>Reptiles are truly soulless, insipidly unintelligent creatures that are a waste of the space they take up on the planet

>>5030691
>anon calls lizard dumb
>MUT MUH DAWGS
hi toxotranny kek

>>5030602
Woah moo deng hit the wall

>>5030691
>human does this
>God I wish I was the sock. I bet his cock is huge. -(You)

>>5030576
Self-winder.

>>5030037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B01ZLQl3_M

>>5030694
>anon posts a comparison between lizards and dogs
>DAE LE TOXO????
Reddit please, control yourself

>>5030550
only in abrahamic religions, otherwise most people think theyre cool dudes

>>5030738
>Abrahamic
Don't conflate the Israelite religion (Christianity) with the judeo satanic ones invented 500-600ad, Judaism and Islam)

>>5030740
dont care, youre the ones the popularized it after stealing it from the greeks or germans

>>5030738
bro stop talking about shit you know nothing about

Cyclops is a doggie at the beginning, but everything seems to be in order

>>5030250
Based Ms Williams
We lost a real one

>>5030768
Willa mae.
And that woman sounds repulsive and like a waste of a life.

>>5030691
whom are you quoting?

>>5030770
Damn I've been misspelling a lot of shit lately

>>5030772
>whom doth thou quote?
ftfy

>>5030738
>only in the true religion, most of the false ones love them!
Hm...

>>5030550
>women have an innate fear of snakes (along with spiders and other bugs)
Fixed. You're Welcome

>>5030777
>whom dost thou quote?
ftfy

>>5030990
I stand corrected.

>>5030691
I don't care if people call them soulless or unintelligent. I love my scaled goobers no matter what.

>>5031139
fuckin lizards man how do they work

>>5031143
barely

>>5030999
fucking clownshow/10

>>5030549
>this anon again

>>5030548
You just cow

>>5030016
yjk

>>5030013 (OP)
thoughts on lizard peeling? is it legitimate? or are we ruining evolution by doing this?

>>5031292
Those geckos doesn't seem to be in any real distress so I assume it's fine.

>>5031270
>Don't worry, Poirot is too busy with his upset stomach, he couldn't possibly find us here

>>5031292
>thoughts on lizard peeling?
Reptiles have no problem shedding on their own.
If they have a problem its a sight of your care being wrong and can lead to bigger issues, so the first thought should be is my humidity correct, not can use air to help them.
Peeling in general is not recommended.

>>5030603
Slather all hippos

>>5030548
Can I pet that dog?

>>5030638
Beardo dragon.

>>5031292
>or are we ruining evolution by doing this?
Watch any leopard gecko hunt and you'll realize that ship has already sailed on any popular species.

>>5030590
hippos tend to be chill in captivity. so its no wonder ppl tend to not bee as threatened as they should be with the wild ones.

>>5030555
There are exceptions to everything. Some sneks are cute

>>5030590
Woman on vacation at the hotel pool

>>5030632
that's a pretty bad misconception alright, there are lots of videos of tortoises righting flipped tortoises, to the point where any video of it should be suspected of being staged, like those chinese videos where they starve cats so they can post videos of them eating the shit out of corn on the cob.

>>5030602
That's a wierd looking horse

>>5031445
It swallowed a bee

>>5030602
Hear me out....

>>5030809
Get bitten by a venomous spider, snake and centipede and then come back

>>5031267
Eheeeee hoooooo shamone

>>5031292
look at what liberals have done to our bananas,sickening!

>>5030414
The boy is back in town!

>>5031271
Otter nonces

>>5030555
>outside of hunting.
nigger what the fuck kind of snake is going out hunting humans
>B-but this one time
Not an argument

>>5030505
You mean long bois?

>>5030548
He'd be a good addition to United

animals meeting are fun

>>5031708
that's probably the only seal of that species to have ever seen a lizard.

>>5031708
>animals meeting are fun

>>5030021
What kind?

>>5031716
Elephant trunk snake

>>5031292
Ruining evolution in.... Captive breed domesticated reptiles.

Retard.

>>5031777
there's no captivity, humans are just part of nature, they are just adapting to the existing human unvironment

>>5031709
Sea lion. Seals don't have ears.

>>5031292
The evolution thing is irrelevant, but peeling is generally ill advised because if you misjudge it you can end up killing them. If they're not actually completely ready to shed yet, you can fuck them up by trying to force it.

>>5030414
>Nature made horrors beyond your comprehension
>>5031267
lmao

>>5031725
he could use a diet.

>>5031450
it's almost impossible to get bitten by house centipedes, they're our bros.

>>5031720
This is the equivalent of a human being driving around in a flying saucer.

>>5031761
>oh, welcome home, arf. I'm preparing dinner right now, arf

>>5030603
I was waiting for them to be released into a pen full of cantaloupes.

>>5031761
Behold, Plato's man!

>>5031802
giv qt gold asian gf and hedgie at this time thank you

>>5031720
Has sam hyde cigar ride vibes

>>5031778
Then, necessarily, humans can't "ruin" evolution, as whatever they do is a natural evolutionary pressure.

>>5032089
You look at the SMASHED and SLAMMED thread and tell me there's a God.

>>5030426
it's neat how it can pull the flesh of its coils away from its teeth as it works its way down

>>5030140
the manta ray said the N word.

>>5032113
that's a big fish

>>5032161
>receives a pat on the shoulder
i get it now

>>5031292
>GRIFFISSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>5031720
real footage of me going to work in the morning

>>5031709
Clearly untrue as multiple other ones swim past in the clip. They're just not interested.

>>5031944
kek thats true

>>5032113
is that a mako shark?
>>5032198
is that a great white shark?

>>5032286
Brown recluses

>>5031720
LMAO that stupid white tiger can only look on

I fucking hate china.

>>5032356
This is horrifying. Imagine being a completely disposable commodity, your life worth no more than the few pennies that can be squeezed out of it, living entirely in a tiny pod with barely enough to eat, and your only source of amusement is buying some crappy animal-on-a-keychain.
China is just awful

>>5032361
kek that sounds awful!

>>5032356
It must fucking suck being an kind of animal in china. I haven't heard a single good thing involving wildlife there.

>>5032356
is China animal hell? Like if your dog chewed through more than one sofa in their lifespan they get reincarnated as any animal in China?

>>5032183
4u

>>5032201
Kek

>>5031315
kek

>>5031725
just some english lads having a good time

Any deer webbums?

>>5032423
why did it do that

>>5032424
Sometimes young animals are gullible?
Near me, there's a few wild rabbits living in some bushes. The adults stay pretty far away, even if I toss carrots at them. There's one bun though, and it just sits there, no matter how close I get. I haven't tried petting it, but I did bounce a carrot right off it's face from a couple feet away. It didn't care.
Some day, one of the hawks or eagles will probably snatch it right up.

>>5032427
>probably
And most certainly if the bird wears a carrot costume.

>>5032424
"Fight or flight" survival response is inaccurate. It should be renamed to "Fight, flight, or freeze"
The fawn was curious/dumb, as many young animals are, but when it got too close it's freeze/hide instinct kicked in. It's an autonomic response, and fawns literally looses the ability to move when it happens.

>>5032427
Fun fact. Bunnies tend to freeze to not be seen when threatened but hares stand up tall when danger is present so they can see the threat coming. Both will eventually run away but the bunny will run to somewhere it can hide out for a bit, while the hare simply runs and outpaces the threat in a test of speed and endurance.

>>5032449
Eh, the bun that I hit with the carrot didn't freeze. It was eating grass, and it kept eating grass as I got closer, and even after it took a carrot to the face. It just didn't care.

>>5032427
Yeah I've had younger birds walk right up to me, then only get scared when I stand up.
>>5032454
Lol take pics/video if you can.

>>5032424
it remembers

>>5030809
>I'm a faggot
Fixed for you

>>5030745
Its another desert cult so it's akin to abrahamic

>>5032083
fuck off

>>5032421
impressive stability

>>5032423
>Sees human
>Can't stop itself
Damn these younger generations...
Also, that could be potentially a very dangerous situation. Mothers do not like spiciesmixing or strange men touching their offspring

>>5032500
dainty motherfucker

>>5032499
>impressive stability

>>5030602
Say aaaaaaaah

>>5031705
Hippo POV

>>5032424
Their response to danger
It's actually a big problem, cause people find these deer babies huddled up and assume they're abandoned so they take them to ranger stations, but their parents (like webm) are nearby and aware of them. They're just doing their thing as their baby hides. The deer equivalent of:
>I'm going into this store, honey, so sit on this bench and play your phone games until I'm done.
People just really want to help animals.

>>5032421
He is truly appreciating civilization
Few animals can

>>5032497
>>5032500
why are deere so lewd?

>>5032584
Because you are a retarded dogfucking furry with brain worms, and you need to go back.

>>5032588
calm down, anon

>>5032554
No sharing family photos here

>>5032421
I always thought they galloped like horses but they just run like they don't care or whatever

>>5032598
I think that's its medium pace, a healthy trot.
It's a caribou, I think, AKA a reindeer. So just remember back to all the animations you watched as a kid of them pulling Santa's sleigh. That's how they look at full speed, I imagine...

>>5032588
Seethe retard

>>5031712
Why would the fish do that?

>>5032423
dumbass deer
why would it run towards the guy only to immediately go into hiding mode, like what did it expect? clearly the strange hairless biped is scary so why run directly at it

>>5032604
Probably assumed there was water elsewhere.

>>5032604
Live for nothing or die for something

>>5032588
deer aren't dogs schizo

>>5032604
drugs

>>5032519
>PATHETIC

>>5032712
The act like children knocking on the aquarium to get the fish's attention

>>5032601
>>5032609
Go back.

>>5032423
doing that could kill it. you shouldn't pet baby deers when they are scared.

>>5032603
retard could just use his beak

Animals and music
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https://files.catbox.moe/rlvfn7.webm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtT3UyhibQ

>>5032756
not sure why half of those didn't work

>>5032747
>Hey li'l mama lemme withper in your ear.

>>5032728
thats not how beaks work, double retard

>>5032756
I'm not clicking any of those.

>>5032773
>

>>5031705
gloria x melman

>>5032770
Uh, yes it is, you triple retard, no getsy-basksy's, stamped it btw

>>5032681
God I wish that girraffe was my crush and the pole was my cock if you catch my drift.

>>5032854
why did evolution make its ears like that

>>5032750
why he do that

>>5032938
he yearns for death

>>5032115
That's selective breeding, not evolution. Yeah, humans can create abominations and keep them alive, but if humans were to disappear, those creatures would either die out in a generation or two or revert to being healthy, also in a few generations.

>>5032912
funy

>>5032938
>everybody falls the first time

>>5032991
Cuttlefish are out of this world.
Cephalopods (legs growing out of a head) is just a crazy concept on itself.

>>5030621
He's trying to fuck it.

>>5032863
That super cool. What kind of lizards are these?

>>5030140
He was making a move, he had to get it on

>>5030787
Shalom, Moishe

>>5031708
>Puny mammal!

>>5032769
kek

>>5030745
What was the rabbit-cat's problem?

>>5032397
Impressive. Very nice! Let's see Paul Allen's fish.

>>5031147
this one always makes me anxious. either iguana could easily kill that poor little turtle in a heartbeat

>>5033112
Fish enrichment.
Enfischment.

>>5033114
>a portable bath? for me? nice

>>5030638
>That's not my cum sock

>>5032938
He pooped before he jumped. Smart.

>>5032681
I should call her

>>5033138
horny toads. they can also squirt blood from their eyes.

>>5030032
Turtles are so weird. They'll just be chill for ages then inexplicably be an asshole randomly for no apparent reason.

>>5030555
>Understandable but seagulls, chimps, orcas, pitbulls, wasps and hippos
All scheduled for extinction except the wasps and gulls and the gulls are on probation.

>>5032492
Literally the total opposite. True fact: that snake you see - that's the "god" of the jews and their followers the christians and muslims.

>>5033212
The snake is apophis. The demon of the void. It represents all evil. The caracal is one of the manifestations of Ra. The Sun smiting darkness.

>>5033487
*serval I meant to say, not caracal

>>5033483
That sounds pretty normal

>>5030022
Why did he do it bros

>>5030745
christianity literally originates from kemetism

>>5033545
oh lawd he comin'

>>5033140
>>5033538
>the LARPers have arrived

>>5033474
Do they make good pets?

>>5033573
kek

>>5030250
Rip Ms Willamae

>>5033545
an animal that fat has no right to be that fast

>>5033112
gets their asses some exercise

>>5033113
I thought prairie dogs are way smaller than this

>>5033626
They are. That's a woodchuck.

>>5033621
Sue him

>>5033636
what are you doing!??? blasphemy!!

>>5033636
>You know this screen door has been open this whole time, right?

>>5030691
I hope she sees this bro

>>5032750
HOW did he do that?

>>5032938
>that jump directly into the wall

>>5033545
Like a fucking freight train!

>>5031267
STOP
Hammer time

>>5031267
this needs a perfect loop

>>5032712
that thing lost both its front feet

>>5033545
SPEED AND WEIGHT

>>5030638
Do beardies suffer from the Fight, Fuck or Die syndrome like Green Iguanas

>>5033636
Raptors always look so outraged. I enjoy it.

>>5033862
>DO A FLIP

>>5033626
its a groundhog

groundhog more like groundpog haha

>>5033616
cant he break his leg with that?

>>5033860
Why does a water animal need to sneeze? I get animals that breathe air (and get dust in their noses) but -underwater dust in gills- doesn't compute
I also have no idea how gills work

>>5033718
Best attempt.

>>5034130
they have noses too right? At least it is said sharks can smell blood. maybe those can get clogged too. or it was just exhaling/puking or whatever for some other reason and it just looked like sneezing

>>5033935
>HUURRRR LOOK AT ME IM A BYURRRD I GO FLAPFLAP TO STAY IN THE AIRSEA

>>5034173
excellent

>>5033113
>what the fuck...
>eh whatever

>>5034130
it probably got some air stuck in its nostrils biting a bird or something, and it sneezed the air back out the same way a mammal would sneeze water out of its nose after biting a fish

>>5034096
Isle of the muppets

>>5030022
>club penguin dance.webm

>>5033493
t. cat

>>5034512
kek

>>5033544
I admit some curiosity

>>5032601
This

>>5031725
The top gear trio still holding strong.

>>5034882
kek

>>5033544
Wtf am I looking at

>>5034859
kek, beasts are hilarious

>>5035713
Animal abuse

>>5030550
>inate fear of snakes
babies aren't afraid of snakes until we teach them to be afraid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4lxusff1c