Thread 939017732

something about the gay and cocks.

Bring forth the fembois.

>>939017732 (OP)
That seems like it could end very painfully

>>939018718
tried it once, cuffs flopped off him mid thrust

I managed to take a nap and almost immediately had a bad dream that woke me up.

Goodnight.

>>939020636
nini snarf

>>939019869
Wait until they become eldritch horrors after 3rd week

>>939021496
Monsters and ghosties and ghoulies and demons and murderers don't frighten me. My own death doesn't frighten me either. This bad dream was about the death of a family member.

Come looking for porn, avatar fag again. It's not enough that you must be gay and a faggot. Oh no. You have to pick an ugly person as well

too late going to bed

>>939022094
Outward appearance isn't everything.

I guess I could continue the porn. I'm on break right now anyways

>>939022235
Welli welli welli welli welli welli well, if it isn't Mr. Man.

ow.

>>939022370
might as well post part 1 of this, since i killed the thread.

>>939022331
That's right. How's it going boy?

>>939022819
Not bad at all. It's my weekend, so I get to relax and do whatever I want. And yourself?

>>939022752
But you didn't. I was just busy for a moment, and i'm a slow poster

>>939022851
Nice, I sure could use a weekend right now. Its been busy. It seems like there's always to do. But still not too bad.

porn

>>939022896
yay not killing the thread.

i wish i was like this, helping a shark get off.

>>939022896
Ah, a hardworker I see. I'm like that too, but I value my free time more than my job. If you work for a living, why kill yourself working? Sounds like you need something to help ease the stress of all that work.

giving a beej to a horse would be ok too.

>>939022960
I mean its just a temporary thing at the moment. It'll eventually smooth out overtime. Some parts are uncontrollable, like when an ISP offers you an upgrade to your current service for your business and then they give you a shitty modem that only works half the time. That's the sort of situation i'm in. But, once it becomes calm again, i'll be mostly focusing on my own time and putting everything into deferred maintenance.

i would also bottom for this serg.

>>939023407
Sounds like a whole lot of hassle to me. I just wait for orders to come in and cook the food. Then at in between the tickets and at the end I clean everything and restock.

i would succ this dragon so hard, you wouldn't believe.

i like this armor. skintight leather, highlights the cock.

>>939023453
Perhaps, however, i'm used to it. Plus, I get to learn a thing or two on how the maintain the infrastructure.

>>939023654
I enjoy learning skills too. The more places and the longer I cook the more I will learn about it. It's nice, and eventually I will have enough experience and skills to be able to go and work in any restaurant I want and make great money doing it.

i would like to be either critter in leather here.

>>939023703
Yep. Experience is key to many doors.

>>939024188
Indeed it is. I'm a quite experienced man in many things already.

>>939024221
Hell ya

>>939024308
Bad bunny

bnuy hungers for a blood sacrifice

>>939024399
grrr grrrrrrr

>>939024399
Now I just need to gain more in the culinary world. Make a proper career as a chef. Other things I haven't experienced but want to. Those will come with time though. Time and money.

>>939024434
Oh shit, buns gone mad! Revolvers for ears!

Almost done

>>939024985
Done with what?

>>939025138
Work. Finally, I am done. The reports are filed appropriately.

>>939017732 (OP)
having a cock is gay, prove me wrong

>>939025208
I have never filed a report in my entire life, but isn't it just putting it in the right filing cabinet, or saving it to the right folder, or whatever?

>>939024540
grrr

>>939025256
Folder, yes. We do everything digital now, thanks to me. Reports from my organization are made in excel and/or word, if we're feeling crafty. I must say, unless you really enjoy filing the same information out over and over again, then you'll hate the whole process; Its rather repetitive

>>939025304
Ahh! P-perhaps a nice pat may soothe a creature such as yourself

>>939025598
I'm not bnuy

>>939025598
Repetition isn't something that bothers me. Cooking in a restaurant is the same. You make items on the menu kver and over and over with little if any variations for allergies and stuff. It's more that it seems working in an office is incredibly boring and kills the spul and creative spirit.

Borb is some sort of Polish, not a rabbit.

Actually I lied. NOW i'm done with work

>>939025618
Well, pass the message along then

>>939025641
>an office is incredibly boring and kills the spul and creative spirit.
I don't know about that. Its just paperwork; Better that than having to deal with mouthbreathers, aka customers!

>>939025690
no
>>939025663
yes nail polish

>>939025690
I'm a cook, I don't have to have any customer interactions. And occasionally you get compliments from passed along from them, which is nice. Whatever job I'm doing has to be creatively stimulating and hands on. Typing up reports is just blegh.

>>939025736
A common nail?

>>939025787
rusty one

>>939025822
Sounds gross, but I was never a fan of scotch. I was a wine drunk. Not quite a wino since I never stooped so low as to drink Mad Dog or Thunderbird.

I got some beef marinating and all my dishes are done. Also, I have shrimp so if I decide to eat shrimp jnstead of beef tomorrow I can make a nice pasta dish.

>>939025888
I hate scotch, beer only!

Good night

>>939025736
damn

>>939025787
Typing up reports can be interesting. At least when you first get to them for the first time.

>>939026917
I think that depends on what you're reporting on. Don't be a stranger now, Mr. Man.

>>939026816
I don't drink any alcohol these days. Just water and sometimes plain tea.

>>939027061
Mmm good girl

>>939027100
Careful, you'll turn me on with that kind of talk.

Sheef!

>>939027166
Probably not, you are oldfag

>>939028122
I'm old, but I'm full of vigor.

>>939028232
Wow me too

>>939028275
Enthusiasm for horses it seems.

>>939028299
No sex with horses!

>>939028316
Who said you were having sex with them? You just seem to really like them. Are they your favlrite animal?

>>939028338
Them or bunnies, probably horses, still I have recognise mola mola.
Brb werk

>>939028420
Huh, I figured you'd like sea horses, not a gigantic fish that looks like the back half of it was cut off.

>>939028492
Grrrrr!

>>939029750
You're the one always going on about horses and hooves. I figured a water horse would be more your thing.

>>939030431
Not really, the way they give birth is creepy

>>939031058
They just sort of shoot out into the water, seems to be the least creepy birth of them all. Hyena birth is creepy. The mother's vagina essentially rips apart while passing a new born hyena. Kangaroo birth is creepy too. The fetus essentially comes out undeveloped then crawls it's way into the pouch to finish gestating.

>>939031336
At least kangaroos don't rimjob their mother for minerals like koalas do

>>939031411
You can't blame the koalas. They're god's little mistake. Smooth brains make them exceedingly stupid. And they eat poisonous leaves, so they gotta eat da poopoo first so they can have the correct gut biome to digest the leaves and not die.

Oh, and they all got chlamydia. Truly a horrendous little creature.

>>939031830
I'm scared how mammal can be so stupid

They kinda reminds me of dog of my mother l, very stupid same face

>>939032453
God made all the normal animals then purposely made some animals wrkng, as a joke.

Stupid dogs are the best.

>>939033046
Grrrrr mola mola are the best

>>939033269
Mola mola aren't even the best fish. That would be the coelacanth. They're one of nature's perfect creatures. Other perfect creatures include the horseshoe crab and the humble cockraoch.

>>939034090
Mola mola!

>>939034090
time for you to get tied up standing and fisted until you piss yourself

Test

>>939035125
you failed

>>939035151
Let me try again

>>939035192
post cock

>>939035397
Best I can do is duck

>>939035546
sounds like you need a spanking to adjust that attitude

>>939035611
Disgusting

wow the gay and the cocks

>>939037544
those aren't nearly floppy enough

>>939037544
mmmm gay cocks

>>939035546
Wonderful duck

>>939038950
Pervert. Looking at another man's duck.

>>939038974
Yes

>>939037544
Yes u
>>939038950
Beautiful

>>939039197
rude, mean lies. Also you're the one showing your duck

>>939039448
At least I didn't post my naked shiny ass in long socks there

>>939039023
Those are geese.

>>939040071
ur rite

>>939040096
for you

Fat

>>939040529
who knew ducks could be so... sensual...

>>939040879
Wow

What if Birbs was raped by a hoober?

>>939044893
Disgusting

Rip borb

ikr

>>939047539
four letters

>>939051200
bananza

>>939034981
How kinky.

>>939034313
Half its body is gone.

>>939052242
you better be locked

>>939052681
I am not, I don't have a chastity device.

>>939052919
well why not?

>>939053415
I don't have a dom to please, so why would I lock myself up?

>>939053616
You could mail me the key and I'll send it back.

>>939053889
We'd have to get to know each other for me to be comfortable with that. I'm not gonna give my home address out to an anon on 4chan.

>>939054018
There's always P.O. boxes. Besides, we've interacted here and there for like, 10 years.

>>939054186
Getting a P.O. Box for this would be crazy? We may have interacted, but to me you're just an anon. You have no name, no image that I can connect an identity to, we have, as far as I can tell, never spoken in private.

im so fruity and gay

>>939054375
giwtwm

>>939054323
I think we chatted on discord once. I used to post a lot of bara and fetish stuff.

>>939054375
Womb tattoo
Imminent boipreggers

>>939054501
Did we? Bara and fetish stuff is sort of a dime a dozen around these parts. If you want to speak on discord more we can. Then maybe when we get to know each other we can work something out.

>>939054772
we'll see. atm I'm heading out to to trivia with friends

>>939054832
Like bar trivia? Have fun.

>>939054381
I'm about to lose my shit.

>>939055693
what the matter

>>939055707
I've been having someone demanding my attention every fucking 15 minutes since I got home 3 hours ago.

>>939055873
is it family

>>939055905
Family and the dog.

>>939056036
give mochi treats, how old he is now

>>939056078
15-ish.

>>939056511
lots of treats hes an old man

>>939056592
He poops too much.

>>939058069
hes a certified shitter

I need a break from sfur
I can't deal with their autism anymore
can't even make jokes without them being massive spergs

>>939058218
sfur autism is next level
what you joke about

>>939017732 (OP)
41%

>>939058384
8bit went autism and OCD about some character in a book Sunshine likes being underage, and I joked saying I'm "pedo bait" because people still think I'm 17
of course, that made him sperg out, and at this point I'm just tired of walking on eggshells and not saying anything to try to keep peace with someone who is utterly irrational
I'm not going to censor my distasteful jokes and be ridiculed anymore, he can think he "defeated evil" all he wants as he continues to drive away others and friendships and anyone who tries to be nice to him for some reason
fucking sperglord

>>939058506
i read it all but couldve stopped at 8bit
i know we on 4chan but pedostuff icky

this ghost pepper salsa is killing meeeee

>>939058605
yeah but it's my way of coping with the fact that I still look like a child
it's not like I choose to look like this, so I joke about it, and try to accept it
it's complicated, I don't expect people to understand

mm ghost pepper~

I fed him ghost peppah

really only some women can relate, and they know what I'm talking about
it sounds weird to others because people just don't get it
I don't expect men to understand

>>939058685
it never bothered me cause you were an adult
>>939058713
im running out of milk eeeee

>>939058685
You dont look like a child you're just short

>>939058784
it is what it is
got any ice cream?

>>939058819
no i already ate it all last week

>>939058834
>>939058834
>>939058834

>>939058813
every time I order a drink people check me ID
when I went to FWA earlier this year I was going to the con store and the guy at the front asked me if I was underage
I get everything from thinking I'm underage to being called female pronouns without even trying

asked if I was a minor, rather

>>939017732 (OP)
gay

dubs ill get my dick sucked

>>939017732 (OP)
gfur

>>939065822
well youre right bro.