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>>23084534 (OP)

>>23084465
THEY

>>23084546
;-;
https://archive.org/details/4chan-4evar

>>23084548
which "they"?

>>>/diy/2932429

>>23084546
>LAW id
Argentina is the LAW
>>23084551
They/Them

>>23084551
theym'st

>>23084550
also, check out some of the collections/libraries this is in
i wonder how long those user-made collections will be public
archive.org is not long for this world i tell you

>>23083653
>I guess no more /s4s/ for me until the summer's over.
>It's constantly spammed with gore & porn, worse than /r9k/
from what I remember /s4s/ is red because its anons wished to preserve "4chan" in their title when 4channel split happened (they didn't like "shit 4channel says" nor being "4chan" on 4channel)

>>23084978
>hit enter early
someone should bug Jay about turning the board blue again

>>23084978
>>23084979
I've seen anons asking for a blue /b/ (while shouting into the void) for awhile now. with /f/ gone, now would be a good time to add one :DDD

>>>/co/149794311
anon leaks a movie out of boredom

>>23084548
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

>>23085070
>BeY

>>23081350
the influx of normalniggers has been happening for awhile, for some reason they almost always turn out to be control freaks who want to "own" a board.

anyone got the "eras of 4chan and its users" image? The one that goes
>originalfag
>oldfag
>newfag
>cancer
>etc

>>23085180

>>23085247
I'm certain it was updated to include jaks and other garbage

>>23085264
just use yandex and you'll find a bunch more

>>23084550
>>23084562
That specific one is still available at https://4chan.org/flash

>>>/v/717723240
>>>/v/717729314

>>23085425
Not bad.

>>>/v/717749584

>>>/tv/213554037

With all the butthurt about the excessive amount of Undertale/Deltarune art on wplace, do you think it's because it's currently the only major series with easily replicated pixel art?

I know it was made to contain the bitcoin threads on /g/, but why don't they care about anything else besides bitcoins and stocks and shitposting with Pepe? I think there is potential that isn't realized there.

>>>/g/106214382
why is /g/ the unofficial meta board now?

>>23086925
It's virtually unmoderated so people use it as a blue random board
Entirely offtopic threads last hours, sometimes even reaching the bump limit

>>23086925
I'm glad I saw it because you linked it but now one of the mods that patrols the happening thread will nuke it.

>>23086925
you wouldn't get it

they're arrogant basically

>>23086988
kek

>>23086995
unlike ME
*smug cirno image*

pol was arrogant in the same way for a while, but now they just want to chase dopamine & kill each other & then themselves
the CIA's punishment for them trying to laugh & troll in the face of rapists and fearmongers

pol was more competent, less anxious, and possibly had better intentions than /g/ though
/g/ turns into shitflinging so damn fast, even when it starts out good

o algo

>>23087017
pol is like post goldrush, where you have to sift through mounds of bloat to find anything of value anymore.

>>23087017
/pol/ changed from that very quickly when it got flooded by reddit refugees

>>23086925
technology.

>>23087031
i don't think the analogy quite fits, since a place like that would just be barren
pol is actively inhospitable and gets people worked up, even if they're there to look for good threads
i guess there is an aspect of that though, like people excitedly "looking for gold" might be part of what draws new users there

>>23087044
maybe not, i barely go there as it is. when i do go, the gold i sift for, is of any bits of intelligence ahead of the curve. like how covid was mentioned in november 2019, and the public only took it seriously in march 2020.

so many blue boards suffer from that inherent agitation though. for example, i try to go onto /o/ and enjoy my enthusiasm for cars, but am met with people trying to prove their superiority by beating their chest the loudest. it's like, where are the actual /o/tists? shit is stressful and uncomfy.

>>23086925
this reminds me, i wanted to post this meta /g/ thread that was deleted by mods a couple weeks back https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/105936962/
looking through the thread, it's clear why it was killed. but at the same time it's about the same quality as the average /g/ thread so who knows

>>23087061
>so many blue boards suffer from that inherent agitation though. for example, i try to go onto /o/ and enjoy my enthusiasm for cars, but am met with people trying to prove their superiority by beating their chest the loudest. it's like, where are the actual /o/tists? shit is stressful and uncomfy.
yeah
it colonizes everything, it's fucked
>when i do go, the gold i sift for, is of any bits of intelligence ahead of the curve.
that is probably a good use for these sites, they're very sensitive to breaking stuff like that & grab onto it before anyone else
although for each piece of intelligence they get several months ahead of the curve, there's four other things which look like they MIGHT become important which never do
if that makes sense

Is the usage of reaction images declining?

>>23086925
/wsr/ actually

>>23087199
Sadly
The days of everyone having a dedicated 4chan folder are long gone

>>23087199
>>23087323

That's fucked up

>>23086507
>easily replicated
So, bad?

>>23087323
>>23087385
it's over

Someone's bot has been aggressively necrobumping page 10 threads and sliding stuff on /a/ for days now, and no one seems to care even when threads get archived in under 15 minutes.

>>23084978
you are delusional /s4s/ is red because it was red 10 years ago when moot was still around and since then big decisions need to come from hiro who never talks, so they never happen.

>>23084978
[s4s] was always red afaik.

>>23087667
Your proof?

>>23087776
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/deleted/deleted/filter/image/page/2/
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/deleted/deleted/filter/image/page/3/
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/deleted/deleted/filter/image/page/7/
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/deleted/deleted/filter/image/page/8/
Alternatively, you can open every thread on page 10 when /a/ gets suspiciously fast and watch it in action.

>>23087776
>>23087811
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/deleted/deleted/filter/image/page/24/
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/deleted/deleted/filter/image/page/25/
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/deleted/deleted/filter/image/page/26/
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/deleted/deleted/filter/image/page/27/

>>23087811
>>23087827
Bump+delete bot? Could get post deletion disabled in the future.

>>23088048
Just bump bot, no deletion.

>>23088054
but you showed me deleted bumps?

>>23088062
They were deleted because I reported them.

>>>/g/106217543
>whines about a pomf clone file host having anime characters in the corner, then rambles some unrelated bullshit about vaccines
the modern state of /g/

>>23086061
I don't know whether to laugh at this guy for actually getting cucked like that, or feel sorry for him. Fucking raw deal.

>>23080256
what an idiot

>>23088728
it's a fucking nightmare
the world is just a playhouse if you're a faggot weed dealer i guess

punch kids, wreck families, fuck married women, devour everything, never get caught, live it up somewhere with all the money

that's why computers were invented, that's why we fought world wars, etc
FUCK

i'm so fucking useless man

>>23088728
>>23088748
>>23088754
>>23088759
>>23088762
it's fake retards

>>23088787
it's plausible

>>23088149
They come to 4chan to talk about politics and drama, which is most of the site now.

>>23088787
truuuu

>>23088801
it's literally a generic cuck porn plot

>>23088839
i try not to think about that shit
i guess it makes sense though
i didn't read the thread it was posted in either, maybe that would make it more obvious

>>23088149
That sperg has been on /sci/ thread today shilling his gay ass book about vaccines and population control
He can't help but talk about it
It reminds me of that one memeflaggot who always spammed something like "VAXXIES ARE HELLBOUND" all over 4chan for years (and also on random altchans when the site was down)
I wonder if he still posts

>>>/v/717798809

>>23086061
I fucking hate white subhumans so much

>>23089015
1pbtid

>>23089032
okay correction:

why are white and asian males utterly the biggest cuckolds on the planet?

>>23089066
took 9 minutes to come up wtih that?
atleast whatever the fuck you goombas are finally learned to respond to "1pbtid" after like four to eight years

>>23089073
That's DT. He posts in every happenings thread and always says shit like that, so just filter him.

>>23089314
doubt it's DT, it's not indecipherable nonsense

>>23086061
What video game is this?

>>23090312
Crash NiTRo Kart

>>23087692
>>23087744
>you are delusional
just checked the archives and yes, I'm certainly retarded
s4s was always red
is this shit even Mandela? Feels too retarded even for Mandela effect
>and since then big decisions need to come from hiro who never talks, so they never happen.
I'm pretty sure that mods can do shit without hiro's approval (like extra /v/ boards)

>>23090337
a blue /b/ can never happen because raiders from the bald man website would instantly try and colonize it to turn it into late stage /qa/

>>>/adv/33476009
>OP is a zoophile
>First namefag is an autist
>Second namefag is a psychopath
>Everyone debates whether or not OP should become a zoophile activist at the risk of losing his job
>Hilarity ensues

>>23090477
i mean, is that really a reason to not send it anyways?
they are incapable of w's and straight up failed to take actual /b/ in their attempt or two after qa closed.

it the site extremely slow for anyone else this morning?
takes like 2 minutes for posts to go through.

>International/Random
>no written explicit encouragement to speak a foreign language in the rules like there is in /int/
>no foreign speaking generals despite being international/random

why does this board exist?

>>23090822
Não sei

>>23090822
a place to stick unwanted /pol/ threads.

>>23090337
If [s4s] was ever blue we'd call it blue /b/, the closest we ever actually got to that was /qa/.

>>23090822
/pol/s trash can.

>>23090768
Took me a minute to find this place. Original thought you made this on /pol/.

yep thread creation just spins indefinitely.
inb4 the site goes down for a bit.

>>23090907
>>23090924

>>23090926
i saw, still just timing out to "cannot process this request".

>>23090900
What’s the source of this image? If it’s a zoophile they need to me caught.

>>23090477
You're right, but it's kinda sad that the mods are so useless.
>we can't create a useful board because we can't moderate it!
If they're afraid to create a board on their own website, they should just quit.

>>23091044
seems to be

>>23090822
>why does this board exist?
It’s a place for discord chatroom threads, unfunny blogposting, and the worst schizo generals ever banished from every other board

looks like we have an answer to what trump meant about DC, sending in the National Guard to control the city

>>23091044
Yes, that dog is named Anya and being abused by a certain /an/ poster (several?)

>>23091044
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/an.trash/filename/zombo%2A/deleted/deleted/

>>23091044
Yeah. It's my dog who I take out for daily off leash walks.
She can run away from me whenever she wants.

https://kissu.moe/qa/res/4165#159749

any of you here?

>>23091286
You and the psycho cultist are the same. You rape your dog and bust on its face and he rips puppies limb from limb. You're both being cruel and torturing animals and because of that you both need to be put in the ground. You should be buried together. Drawing over yourself is useless because 4chan is gonna find you and hunt you down. You and I both know it and you'll get what's coming to you

>>23091405
>Rape your dog
Got proof nigger?
>Bust on its face
Lmao you fell for the dove soap trick.
>He rips up puppies
Yeah I don't like that
>Threats
Bro chill. I don't hurt animals. If Anya wanted to leave forever, I would not be able to stop her.

>>23091351
I coulda sworn linking there was a an autoban

>>23091534
/qa/ lost

>>23091534
I dunno

*ting ting ting*
Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make.

How come no one has updated past happenings in over 2 weeks

isn't this absence of happenings unprecedented?

*ahem*

Sneed

>>23091677
Bingo!

>>23091674
well if nothing's happening then we gotta make it happen. Does anyone still have the list of the jannies credit card list from the leak? I'm kinda hungry.

>>23091743
suppose you actually gain access to their assets, what will you order?

>>23092060
Some roast beef some chicken some pizza

>>23092078
tasty

>>23091738
No bingo for me, tho.

>>23091738
saved so i can play the game too

>>23091240
/pol/ is too busy spamming threads about abolishing the age of consent to care about this

Gotta get back...back to the past!
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/researchers-have-discovered-how-to-rewind-time-in-massive-scientific-breakthrough-3236189/

>>23093222
last time this was reported on it was just the researchers measuring time in some autistic way to manufacture headlines

>>23093222
holy shit, time travel is technically real lmao

>>23091743
>charges a random guy

I feel that the following post is an insightful description of (at least some of) this site's users/culture. It has probably been said a dozen times before, but the pre-selection of certain types of people who are willing to visit here make it very interesting and unlike any other website.
>>>/vg/534870631

>>23093661
While 4chan has been regarded as the asshole of the internet, the reality is it's just a place for people to post with no baggage attached. The only real prerequisite is being able to ignore posts you don't care about (a valuable skill that A LOT of the internet seems to have forgotten).
Sure that means lots of edgy shitlords, but also honest discussion about any topic without giving a damn about pointless distractions. All that matters is the merit of the post, nothing else. I wish other sites had that quality about them.

>>>/pol/512819096
new epsteinerald just dropped

/g/ happening: elon musk saying he's going to sue apple because he's mad chatgpt has a higher appstore ranking than grok

>>23094396
Xtard crashout

>>23094363
>Video was uploaded to the internet by a Jane Doe who said she had found it on her fathers computer and recorded the screen.
ZAMN

>>23093222
>dexerto
this had better be good.

>>23094363
>more shit
... sure, what the hell.

>>23094363
That manifesto is about as incoherent as you'd expect. The intriguing part, if there is one, is that this seems to be from a reactionary branch of the pedos, not the MAP rights NAMBLA types, who I at least picture as staunchly progressive.

>>23094725
i remember reading a paper about darknet pedo networks and according to it they're always very retarded and incoherent, politically speaking.

>>23094725
Thank you for telling me which political team these pedophiles are so I know who to root for.
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people? "These aren't OUR based and redpilled pedos, these are LIBERALS"

>>23094753
I noted it more out of curiosity than anything. It may make it easier to spot particular kinds of pedos in the future, since they won't all care about the same things, nor will they speak the same.

Besides, I post on 4chan. Low-grade autism that causes compulsive categorization basically comes with the territory.

>>23094725
>reactionary
Define this word.

>>23094363
I know at least two pedo schizos from this site that talk like the pedos from that forum, and both frequent /g/ and /pol/.

>>23094725
Their messages are like a mixture of the retarded rants /pol/fags spam 24/7 and over-the-top threats that normalfags think are discussed on chans.

>>23094875
Further right than a run of the mill conservative. You could also call them tradlarpers, lots of talk about muh Christianity and muh alphabet people, despite no denomination I know of condoning incest and child rape.

https://e621.net/wiki_pages/19245

>>23095427
In your experience, are zoophiles just as fragmented?