Thread 149856847

Okay, so. Why is it bad?

>>149856847 (OP)
8 years and we're still talking about this panel

>>149856895
This one aged particularly poorly

>>149856895
I remember laughing at this shit back in the day. This place was still fun to be on back then, and story timing this drek was always a treat

>>149856857
You won't receive an answer

Why do woke writers always do that checklist spiel? "Thing? Check. Thing? Check." I see it a lot. Why do their brains go to this particular stock line?

>>149857080
Check the archives for the answer

>>149856857
nobody has ever said what Kate Bishop says here. You can tell it was written by a dude who jacks off to lesbians but wants to pretend that his fetish is actually support and acceptance. It's just trying too hard

>>149857121
Actually it was written by a lesbian who jacks off to lesbians, but she's butch, so you're not too far off.

>>149856847 (OP)
Fun fact. The writer who made this comic named gabby rivera is also openly racist towards white people and even wished most of them death on a christmas. She even wrote in this panel. There was never any white peopleb in that comic until they showed up as villains.

>>149857121
You can't possibly know that.

>>149857402
Bro where the fuck were the editors!? If this kind of shit was made as a draft you'd get fired off the spot.

>>149857402
This shit was so wild! The Proud Boys fear mongering was out of control.

>>149857463
Yes.
Yes we can.

>>149856943
>>149856847 (OP)
How did a hobby for young boys become.....this?

>>149857121
99.9% of comics lines that are more than two or three words long are things nobody has ever said. the medium requires suspension of disbelief to allow characters to say silly expositional things. that panel is just doing the comically abrupt expositional shitpost.

We're only an hour into this thread and somehow we've posted the same replies as previous ones
Even this reply I'm making is from three threads ago

>>149857765
Nerds are and always were submissive pussies. They let normalfags take over and they took it over so hard they started calling themselves needs because it was trendy and needs became incels or whatever other term for losers

>>149857828
you're a fucking idiot.

>Hey everyone! Billionaire pedophile has been raping the country and it's not even a year in to his leadership, they're poisoning the water and they're making it scarce using AI to increase the stock price of water, which has been called "Not a human right" and "the next oil"

>But uhhhh, we still should get upset over things that happened nearly a decade ago because a fat brown person wrote some hurtful words. Yeah!!

>>149857463
>>149857782
It is terribly written and feels extremely forced. Like >>149857121 said, it just screams tryhardism, like 'hey hey look, we support LGBTLBGFLBGL!'

>>149857911
i mean, in this case the writer is an lgbt, but yes it's a very tryhard bit of dialogue. we could debate how on purpose it is; a skilled writer could also produce that kind of word bubble because they were trying to write something so on the nose it became stupid, but i don't think gabbi fits that mold.

>>149856982
stupid questions dont usually deserve answers, not matter how small or petty it is.
you dont push a rusty nail in your eye and go "why did that hurt"

>>149856847 (OP)
Other than the obvious comment about not wanting to learn about the authors political opinions... who the fuck wants to squint to read that much fucking dialogue? It's a comic book. The only dialogue I want are Spider-Man jokes and punching onomatopoeias.

>>149857402
this isnt real, it cant be. i refuse to believe this page isnt edited in some way

>>149857402
>openly racist towards white people and even wished most of them death on a christmas.

So she got fired promptly after right? A self respecting company would do that.

>>149857765
because youre a heckin chud who doesnt understand how lesbians feel and they should feel amazing because of you being a chud and because youre a hecking chud AD INFINITUM

>>149858017
I don't know about immediately after but she is gone now.

>>149856895
Some things can never be forgiven

>>149857904
>But Trump

Seek help. TDS is real

>>149857991
Dude I have some more panels that can l give you cte. This shit isnt even the tip of the iceberg

>>149858049
wouldnt it be DTS
donald trump syndrome or is the acronym for something else?
NTA btw

>>149858063
Who the fuck is shaped like that? What woman wants to be portrayed shaped like that?!

>>149857828
That was funny, and the best part was that it took a week for the usual idiots to create controversy.

>>149858066
its Trump Derangement Syndrome

>>149858063
im drunk and i physically felt the smile drop my face.
that last panel isnt even worth my hate.
marvel jsut needs to go to sleep and never wake up, or stub their toe or something. i dont care.

>>149858085
fat smelly black women who think theyre gods chosen people because africa built london and the pyramids.
no mention of babylon or gamorrah though

>>149857904
>I'M A VICTIM
We know.

>>149858110
>>149858176
I'd rather have AI.

>>149858195
welcome to nepotism bby.

>>149856857
One: no one talks like the character in OP's panel. Secondly: with a speech that long, it should've been split into multiple panels, or better yet, been summarized and shortened.

>>149857520
>Where are the editors!?
>>149858067
>The editors after reading a fraction of this shit.

>>149858221
or by any writer or a child whos actually read it comic, it wouldnt be there at all.

>>149856847 (OP)
I deleted most of mine, but I still have this one.

I hate Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy now.

>>149856943
Might as well erect a sign saying "A JEW WRITE THIS."

>>149856857
You would get it if you were older than 15

>>149858195
You've got AI already
You can just go make the comic with prompts by now

>>149858262
i cant wait for a double spread of a stone wall that says "kiss this page before continuing to read" in a marvel comic. its all theyre missing at this point

>>149858221
>>149857121
>NOBODY TALKS LIKE THATTT
Nobody can also FLY UNDER THEIR OWN POWER either but you don't seem to be having a problem with that.

>>149858339
yeah, its weird isnt it. the idea of a flying human is more believable than a jumble of words like that to form in the brain and come out fluidly and naturally unless youre seriously fucking autistic or reading from a script.

>>149858370
idolizing ayn rand has been cringe for like 70 years

>>149858339
because there's an explanation why she can fly but not why she talks like a mental case, you dumb shit.

>>149858383
as much as i find the rape thing funny, i dont think thats what it was. i joke and say they milked him like whats his face from hannibal but i think he was just beaten.

>>149858339
because there's an explanation why one can fly but not why the other talks like a mental case, you dumb shit.

>>149858255
>helping homicidal maniacs
>"you deserve some happiness"

So we're just posting full pages now, ok

>>149858381
i don't know how to break this to you, anon, but that panel is not meant to sound natural. it is literally a shitpost that got printed. it's the equivalent of a character speaking loudly and overenunciating while repeatedly elbowing someone.

>>149858339
Consume, serf.

>>149858438
I always blame OOC nonsense like this on Myxsptlk.

>>149858063
What's with the sprinkled in spanish? Isn't the author some 2nd generation chicana who barely speaks the language?

I cant even joke about this one man. This shit is honestly awful and sad. Went from the master class of 90s xmen to.....whatever the fuck this shit is man.
>>149856943

>>149858477
what is supposed to be the great outrage here?

>>149858505
>their greatest strength.
>a bunch of homos dancing in a club
what heroes!

>>149858476
No way 9/11 would happen in Marvel with organizations like SHIELD around. If Al Qaeda made Dr Doom cry, the entire organization would simply cease to exist within 24 hours.

>>149858516
morons like you who don't see the bullshit

>>149858516
>>149856857
Lol everyone laugh at the troon

>>149858555
>>149858556
? the fact that ideas aren't something you fight with guns is hardly controversial.

>>149858393
Spider-Man was inspired by the writings of Ayn Rand. The two are linked whether you like it or not.

>>149858458
Why put it in the final draft, then? Its seems like a pretty lousy joke, desu.

>>149858393
I -think- that this is specifically referencing one of the first issues and trying to imply that Ditko's writing was lame and cringe.
I liken it to the page Kevin Smith wrote about how 'actually that super cool moment in Year One was lame because Batman literally pissed himself during it' where a retarded faggot tries to undermine an actual great writer.

>>149858563
fuck off, you dumb shit. This isn't your college, nobody takes nonsense like "systematic racism" seriously

>>149858505
I wonder how many underage boys are in that club?

>>149858458
>It was retarded on purpose

>>149858597
They prefer the term "Robin candidates".

>>149857852
nigger

>>149858563
And the idea that homophobia is a threat that needs to be taken seriously when compared to The Joker is retarded.
Imagine that the words 'homophobia or systemic racism' were replaced with 'the common cold or papercuts'. The statement would still be equally true (those are not things you can fight with guns) and exactly as profound.

>>149858563
>ideas aren't something you fight with guns
There's a few wars that counter your claim.

>>149858610
Yes? Bad writers can be bad both deliberately and accidentally. That panel reads like a particular kind of shitpost where someone is implausibly sincere and specific. Other panels posted from her same work are just bad on their own with no assistance needed.
>>149858593
You're just demonstrating that the problem is you're an easily triggered bitch. It could be any concept and it would still be just as factual.

>>149857904
>>Hey everyone! Billionaire pedophile has been raping the country and it's not even a year in to his leadership, they're poisoning the water and they're making it scarce using AI to increase the stock price of water, which has been called "Not a human right" and "the next oil"
off-topic
>But uhhhh, we still should get upset over things that happened nearly a decade ago because a fat brown person wrote some hurtful words. Yeah!!
on-topic


It is not very difficult to understand.

Does anyone have that one Batman page that has him refuse to stop rioters when they're stealing from an electronics store and he starts complaining about capitalism?

>>149858651
>homophobia isn't real and no one has ever had anything bad happen to them because of it
shouldn't you be trying not to reveal what a colossal fucking idiot you are?

>>149858668
it's just dumb trendy shit made to pander to dopes like you

>>149858409
It doesn't make it better, it's character assassination.

>>149858504
The funniest thing is that this was forgotten in practically no time.

>>149858708
it's people being assholes. the end
only drama queens like you talk about shit like homophobia and systematic racism like it's some plague that needs to addressed on a global level. Even the nog in the pic looks like he's just using the buzzwords to get into Harley's pants.

>>149858728
no one called it trendy but you, dumbfuck.
>>149858767
>hurr i don't know what laws are
you're a fucking idiot.

>>149858516
>>149858563
Because it's always fucking weird to randomly start talking about real world politics in the middle of a Superhero Story, especially to ex-mass murderer Harley Quinn.

>>149858680
Was it this one?

>>149858830
That's it, you're the best.

Also, fuck you Bruce. This is just a long con to have Wayne Industries own everything in the city.

>>149858784
but it is just trendy shit. You dopes talk about it and furrow your brow about it, and pretend your lives are so terrible about it, and lap it up every time media dribbles it out like dog treats. Look how much you're trying to defend it now.

>>149858844
It's okay Bruce. Your parents were insured too.

>>149858638
Goddamn I hate north’s run.

>>149858511
Everything you know and love will be ruined and out of your control and there is nothing you can do about it.

Well it's actually the page after this one but still

>>149856964
Remember when we got a letter printed in the cols comparing this to The Room? I actually bought the issue that was printed in. Absolutely wild.

>>149856943
The creator of this comic is a zionist btw, she has israeli citizenship

>>149856943
What I always wondered was why Bor even HAD opinions on Israel. That seems like the equivalent of humans getting emotionally invested in a random anthill.

>>149858476
>>149858541
Doom's only crying because they missed the Fantastic 4's skyscraper.

>>149858510
The author calls herself "latin-x", which no actual south american does. She also can't speak spanish. Implying some foreign heritage is just an extra personality brownie point for these people:
latin-x
queer
fat
ugly
autistic (not the math genius kind, the retarded kind)

>>149859103
Remember kids, beating up criminals is wrong and Bruce Wayne should just use money to solve everything, UNLESS, this trans dork hits them first.

>>149859210
because shems been through more than bruce!
do you know how many times xems had to groom discord tweens to wear those colours?

>>149859210
he just uses that bat to dilate

>>149857904
>brown
Dobson is whiter than chalk, though.

>>149858903
>safe edgy

>>149859103
this is the same creature that went to pieces over pronouns

>>149858383
Repeatedly anal raped Superman: so 2021.

>>149859256
>a vaginal doctor saw your vagina and spoke to you about your health
OH DAMN THATS SO SAD

>>149859256
He's your Doctor. If he gives you something meant for the opposite gender, it's either gonna do nothing or produce medical complications.

>"I'm the ER now, but at least I'm listed as a Female on my chart!"

>>149858516
YWNBAW

>>149859285
Bitch you've helped save the world.

You've done more good than any protest in the history of the world.

>>149859285
>"Sorry, Dad. We demanding you step down as Police Commissioner. You're too White and Old to help Gotham."

>"Also, you raped the Joker."

>>149858648
>>149858666
who thought this was a good idea?

>>149859338
yeah, but did she yank down any statues?

>>149859378
2016 was a different time

>>149858457
Nothing like unironically showing a white woman educating a Latina on why she should be using the colonial slur.

>>149858648
What the fuck was Batman doing at a crappy fag night club in Florida? More like "Defective Comics" now, I suppose.

>>149858457
funny enough, "latinx" is now mostly used by obnoxious wignats trying to stir up shit with hispanics.

>>149859399
the door opens outwards DUHHH

>>149859005
Alex Yiik?

>>149858666
We found answers: he was a gay Muslim.
Batman should have gone full Holy Terror right here.

>>149858555
Oh he sees exactly what is wrong, but it benefits him politically to act the fool and attempt to downplay very real cultural erosion

>>149859005
context?

>>149859468
are you being sarcastic?

>>149858830
The most unrealistic part of this page is that the rioters are white.

>>149859463
A Scientist that doesn't write down or voice record her ideas is a bad Scientist.

>>149859496
You're going to be (hopefully) seeing it in the upcoming movie adaptation, just be patient

>>149856847 (OP)
Yup I hate it

>>149859503
they never show black people doing anything remotely criminal
all black people are busy being geniuses >>149859463

>>149859510
That makes me even more skeptical

>>149858587
I have a friend like that.

>>149856847 (OP)
Gabby likes to fashion herself as a streetwise poet but all her dialog is poorly articulated ideas and tumblr lingo strung together with Elmer's glue and spit.

>>149859469
He has the biggest "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON" moment on the very next page

>>149856857
>I'm literally intrigued

>>149857765
California. Dont got to explain anything else.

>>149858370
Whoever wrote this was taking direct aim at Steve Ditko and deserves to have a rail spike slammed down his throat.

>>149858516
it'd be harder to shoot Joker in the face

>>149856857
It's too damn wordy.

>>149859463
Don't know what they are talking about, but I am worried they are implying via plot reasons that Men are inherently and genetically cancerous?

>>149858708
>Retard is also illiterate
Imagine my surprise.
Point out where I said homophobia isn't real.
Bonus round: Point out instances of homophobia in Gotham city causing harm to the average faggot. Now compare that to The Joker.
I am arguing, pretty fucking directly, that to the average citizen of Gotham (including the faggots of Gotham) are in much more danger from The Joker than they are from homophobia. This is true even in the real world where homophobia is allegedly a big problem whereas the amount of homophobia in Gotham is, like the amount of racism in Gotham, actual child's play.

>>149859210
>and Bruce Wayne should just use money to solve everything
and by "use his money" we mean the IRS should just take it all and pay Chris Christie's Big Mac with it.

>>149859663
What's funny is that HP's Mom had a history of mental illness and most likely, so did he. So all these "HP Lovecraft is a racist jokes" is people making fun of a mental ill person.

Real progressive, guys.

>>149859285
>Take the time to reexamine our heroes
Let's start with Vlad Lenin.

>>149859664
You have misunderstood the page.
The point was that the nigger genius was just about to solve testicular cancer but then got distracted because of the mean misogynists.

>>149859706
That only matter if they agree politically, if not mental illness makes you a freakish incel, like the school shooters for example. Aside from that one that shot up that Catholic school they were a victim of society.

>>149856847 (OP)
Here's one of the most underrated cringe in the entire run and I'm disappointed no one has posted it yet. I still don't have any idea what 90% of this page is saying.

>>149859663
Didn't he renounce those beliefs in his later years?

>>149856857
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
>Here's your (you)

>>149859755
It's also important to note he wasn't so much racist as afraid of like, EVERYTHING.

Look up his story, Cold Air. It's a horror story about early air conditioning.

>>149859758
there.
thread over.
thats all that was needed and it actually feels somewhat more impactful despite not caring about it myself.

>>149859792
>"And Everyone still loses!"

I really like the animated version of this.

>>149859727
I see. Still stupid. Thanks for clearing it up.

>>149859792
>Batman: "I'll see a thousand innocents murdered before I see one Monster brought to justice!"

>>149859808
Why are the Civilians in Marvel so inherently insane and murderous? Sometimes I wonder if Marvel Earth is even worth saving.

>>149859808
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck off, right now. Someone go call Blade. Fucking Fangers all over this city.

>>149859808
I really don’t understand why they keep using literal fucking monsters as a stand in for minorities? Like do they think it will somehow surpass perception of the creature and make people see them as sympathetic?

>>149856943
Man jews are universally hated

>>149859256
>>149859266

>>149859832
Is this real? Holy shit that’s hilarious.

>>149859848
Clayface could literally kill joker in seconds lmao

>>149859013
Little late but I got you.

>>149859848
This is such fucking nonsense. Most of those other Villains could kill the Joker instantly and there is nothing the Joker can do back to them.

>>149859745
>That only matter if they agree politically
anyone who's seen how they portray Elon Musk should know what anon's talking about.

>>149859746
i have often joked that if there's an "America Chavez" there should be a "Britain Hitler"

Truly unfortunate names, either or.

>>149859840
Vampires aren't a fucking underclass of society. Tbey are the blood sucking elite sterotype made literal. Why on gods green earth are bleeding hearts always trying to make them misunderstood?! If they wanna hate the rich so much, the allegory is RIGHT THERE!!!!

This thread has some great examples of the rot in comics the past 10+ years

>>149859663
I can't stand these people acting high and mighty for taking pot shots at a man with some deep psychological trauma just because he was also racist. Even more so considering how many of them ape his work and try to make a lot of money by bastardizing the characters, places and concepts he helped to pioneer. With any luck, future generations will still be enjoying Mr. Lovecraft's seminal stories while these peons are consigned to the dust like they deserve.
>>149859794
He was getting a little better. He wound up marrying a Jewess, though it really didn't work out in the end. If he'd lived longer and had more opportunities to get some help with his severe anxiety and paranoia, he'd probably have been able to grow into a healthier man, if still with some intransigent racial biases

>>149859840
Self report.

>>149859976
What?

>>149859805
>this is them punishing us for not accepting Screentime.

>>149859943
A lot of vampire media has made them fuckable and gotten away from monstrous aspects. So now people just see them as hot things that suck blood, and not nocturnal predators that prey upon people.

>>149859794
I read the comic adaptation by Bernie Wrightson in Creepy. Damned if old pulp stories can make the most mundane of things creepy.

>>149859992
The people who side with monsters and pretend they are the victims are self reporting on themselves as sociopaths.

>>149860008
This is why I appreciate Robert Egger's take on Nosferatu, it showed how terrifying and grotesque being a vampire would actually be

>>149860028
Oh yeah, I get what you mean then.

>>149859805
You're retarded if you think characters in comics using then-current moron-speak is anything new.

>>149856895
74 years an we're still talking about this panel

>>149859943
>Why on gods green earth are bleeding hearts always trying to make them misunderstood?
The writers watched Underworld once

>>149859390
This one isn't wrong. Zeus loved everything. Too much, even, because he was raping everything.

>>149860130
>>149860186
I can't wait for them to talk about teh epic bacon and muffinz

>>149858110
Fuck you, I like Ramos' art

>>149859266
I am convinced the Civil Rights would not happen today because of these people

>>149860224
Using Zeus for a gay pride comic is really funny though, since the only explicitly homosexual relationship he had was with a teen (possibly younger) boy that he kidnapped

>>149859266
>Proceeds to walk to the dryers.

>this thread
I no longer wonder why manga is beating us

>>149860246
Oh that reminds me

>>149860008
This i guess, pretty privledge is literally the only thing I may be in danger of giving lefties even a crumb of credit for.

Today i will remind them

>>149859840
Don't listen to the other morons, the point is that discrimination is wrong no matter what.
For example, black people are stupid but that doesn't mean you can hate them.

It's stupid, but that's how they think.

>>149860170
What's this from?

>>149860646
How is it wrong to identify that a lion being in the same pen as a sheep is going to lead to the sheep getting killed? And that is a valid analogy since Vampires are predators, they subsist off of blood, and hunt people.

>>149859808
>>149860183
>The writers
Ryan North (Fantastic Four #29)
>>149859611
>Whoever wrote this
Al Ewing (Captain America & The Mighty Avengers #1)
>>149860654
DC Pride #1
This one's written by Jude Doyle.

>>149861091
Based anon doing God's work and putting a target on those morons.

>>149859446
how is this bad? he was basically his godfather and failed not just him but the family and people around him

>>149859503
>>149859518
They create this false narrative to counteract their innate negative feelings against minorities. They scapegoat whites and call them racists because, guess what, they're actually racist themselves, deep down. White guilt mixed with white slaver blood results in these progressive maniacs.

>>149860038
I also liked that part of Moffat's Dracula. All the other vampires were fucking horrific, Drac is one of the rare "Unquiet Dead" who's not some walking corpse and even he doesn't know why that is. Too bad he went full retard with the last episode. The man really sucks at anything except setting stories up. He should hire someone to finish them all off for him.

>>149856943
that last panel is funny am I meant to hate this guy, because the art and writing do not carry that

>>149858161
Why must atheists force their agenda onto us at all times

>>149858480
I can't believe they put this in a spiderman comic

>>149860952
>How is it wrong to identify that a lion being in the same pen as a sheep is going to lead to the sheep getting killed?
I said the opposite.
But the fucking leftists think this is bad, that you can't judge a person for being a lion or a sheep.
An example is Zootopia

This one really boils my piss

>>149861141
It just looks lame

>>149858648
Imagine the smell

>>149859829
because they pander to the nitwits who want to believe that's how this world is to all the time because they're constantly misgendered.

>>149856857
It’s a disheartening reminder that media aimed at modern adults is more childish than old comics written for 8-12 year olds

>>149859603
The best part about shit like this is its usually about comics where the heroes can all shoot and have special powers and basically weapons of their own that can kill, but they'll still preach how horrific it is that anyone else can get a weapon.
Wasn't a main issue with X-men about them having to register themselves like gun owners would?

The message apparently that it's okay when I can shoot people, but I don't trust YOU to be able to.

>>149862543
It gets my piss going if you know what I mean

>>149862684
/co/ would be jerking off to this if she looked cuter and the writing didn't seem like it was done by HR

>>149862684
why should I hate this?

>>149862732
it's just cringy
"gender roles"
"I'm drawn to women for their intellect, their accomplishments blah blah"

This is typical "I'm so progressive" posturing

>>149856857
The perspective is bad, the action and composition are bad (look at how she is holding the woman) the facial expressions are awful (the black woman's face looks comical and America Chavez looks like she's been aged 20 years). The word bubble salad is way too long and is an absolute mess and this simple edit is far better: >>149859758

/co/ famously got a troll letter in the letter pages.

>>149858541
Hm you're right it is weird that the government would fail to act on a catastrophic attack on US soil despite having foreknowledge of it, perhaps in order to use the assault as excuse to freely engage in unpopular violent activity overseas

>>149862717
she's not supposed to be cute. HE'S attracted to REAL WOMEN with their intellect and accomplishments and anything but how they look.

>>149858063
>calls the spic a pig
>is an actual pig with bovine piercings
You can't make this shit up

>>149862757
Oops didn't see it had already been posted: >>149859874

>>149858570
For people that want to dig more into it: https://elvingsmusings.wordpress.com/2022/06/07/ditko-rand-the-objectivist-spider-man/

>>149856895
The 2010s diversity hire characters tanked comics badly. There was literally a situation at a conference where shop owners shouted at Marvel representiaitves and the head of publishing said diversity was an issue then later backtracked his comments.

>>149859851
>DK Mode enabled

>>149862684
Really hitting all the millennial writing cliches here
1. Girl makes the first move
2. Mixed race couple
3. Someone mentions feminism during what should be an emotional moment

>>149859047
Of course. Who else would get mad that someone is having opinions on Israel that they don't like

>>149862543
Depicting comic fans as dorks in a comic book can be done well, depending.

>>149862756
>>149862756

Is it really out of character for Doc Ock?

>>149857402
Put the page were they were defeated by hacking the torchs.

>>149858015
That made me chuckle.

>>149858370
Only good book she ever wrote was Anthem.

>>149858457
Please, just call me a spic, a beaner, a wetback. Anything else.

>>149863368
you don't get to decide what your called. You need a white girl to educate you.

>>149858904
A little cheesy but I liked this.

>>149859385
Probably with her fat ass swinging around

>>149858932
>will be
lol

>>149856847 (OP)
nothing really has changed. Batman, Spider-Man, Daredevil, Thor, Captain America, Wolverine, etc pretty much every white male "protagonist" still gets written as weak, effemiiate or stupid so that a girlboss or a negro can beat him up or rescue him at least once every single storyline.
There really is zero exceptions.

>>149859959
I sometimes wonder what would've happened if he had the opportunity to come to our time and see all that his work has influenced. It might inspire him to keep writing and actual feelings his work was worth it... Or, it would terrify him so much, he would burn everything.

>>149860334
"sex worker"
Yours a prostitute

>>149863411
You do realize the author is drawn there in the bottom left panel

I am not sure if farting Taylor Swift or that other panel people are sick of the complaining of count since they are bad and within the context of the story more so but compared to stuff here those are not true pain.

>>149863524
And like that this cheesy feeling evaporates. Thank you.

>>149858063
Got anymore?

>>149863430
Hey, they didnt ruin Conan and a couple of other underrated gems yet so we are ok for now

>>149856943
The Social Justice Warriors are the ones who hate Israel now.

>>149858438
I really dont get this one. Slade is supposed to be a villain, wouldnt it be more effective as an anti gun message to show that the bad guy uses the things you are calling bad?

>>149864025
it's like the villains crying over the twin towers panel. logic doesn't matter when you have to virtue signal.

>>149858457
>Latinx?!
>What the hell is that?!?!

>>149864099
white girl speak with a mix of tranny bullshit

>>149860088
Who said anything about it being new? It was cringe then and it's cringe now.

>>149856857
Because its a big lump of text at the very last panel of a page.

>>149858638
This reminds me of "comicbook science" thread.
Those threads where we posted pages of comic vook who got the science of basic things completely and utterly wrong
Infra-yellow and Kyle creating a nuclear explosion by splitting a single anom, those things

>>149864252
I don't expect shit to be scientifically accurate, but it shouldn't look pants-on retarded

>>149859603
1. anything sabertooth can't kill with his hands won't fall to a gun.
2. what exactly is he trying to buy? bigger as in holds more bullets? bigger as in larger caliber? shoots faster? what is it?
3.ALL guns require paperwork! not just the big ones
4. that is only 800 dollars you couldn't buy an AR for that much less a " lots bigger" one AND a bribe big enough to make an underthe table deal.

>>149864270
I can handle fake science but again there shouldn't be retard science

>>149859603
god this is bad. even that terrible outer limits episode about gun control shot down the myth about this.

>>149858085
Self-insert?

>>149858383
>we want an interesting and original take on superman for this miniseries
>rape him, got it

>>149862538
I know, I’m just pointing out that how they they think is retarded and why.

>>149859603
Think of all the guns you could buy with a thousand dollars

>>149864515
I don't live in some third world country so i wouldn't know

>>149857402
I hate to defend this dumb shit, but that part was also possibly a response to the /co/ trolling, with the guy's online name being literally altrightpepe or someshit who "infiltrated and betrayed us". I think they also reference the trolling in the Carol Danvers comic in some panel where Carol complains she was trying to rent the movie Room and watched The Room instead.

That being said, Gabby does definitely like to out down white people in some attempt to prop up people of color. Pic related of like our first action scene where she really thought this was some clever "yass queen slay" moment.

>>149859463
I mean, this one is kinda funny

>>149857904
>"why is this comics and cartoon board talking about a comic"
>"don't they know there are bad things happening so nobody should have a hobby!"

>>149864578
Don't forget that it also shows that Gabby and everyone who worked on this comic don't know how light works.

>>149859463
Shouldn’t the artist have made her attractive?

>>149859399
How the fuck does that even happen? It's like a mistake AI would make because it has no actual understanding or experience of reality, but a person who presumably knows what doors are and how they function actually sat down and drew that.

>>149864589
yep, black women being smart is kinda hilarious.

>>149864644
No, white men will catcall anything. They can't help being slobbering misogynists.

Besides, ALL women are beautiful, you CHUD YOU

>>149859390
If these people knew what they were doing they would've just made this question x anubis r18 yaoi

>>149859779
6 is the most revealing bubble, I hope this series is just this person realizing theyre as classist and vapid as everyone around them and hyper fixation on anxiety and identity are just ways to obfuscate being Patrick bateman's dumber sister.

>>149863361
Wizard's First Rule is alright. The first half at least.

>>149858492
I always love the forced Miles glazing because its says better than anything that he's not well liked by readers.

>>149862543
Why, because she looks like Carrie or because she's hotter than actual Robin cosplayers?

>>149859463
I'm not sure if the writer is a misogynist or a racist but showing this woman is unable to remember a groundbreaking discovery after a momentary distraction is definitely one or the other.

>>149865340
>I HAVE THE CURE FOR CANCER-wait what was I thinking about? SHINY THING!

>>149858457
>ni siquieran hablan o escriben en el glorioso e imperial idioma ESPAÑOL, es pa cagarse en todos sus reputisimos muertos.
These "writers" can't be helped.

>>149858457
>Saying all this hypersensitive shit about the use of language
>WE ARE ALL IMMIGRANTS sign at the end
Bit disrespectful to Native Americans, isn't it?

>>149864735
No, it is funny that the dudes robbed themselves of a great thing by being assholes

>>149857520
>>149858223
perlmutter laid them off

>>149860170
>gender abolished
>snowMAN

>>149856847 (OP)
STUNNING AND BRAVE

>>149858339
I agree. It's perfectly reasonable to have super lesbian heroes talk like retards.

>>149862543
what are you talking fucking liar?!! that comicbook and that panel never published because DC chickened in 2012-2013 after damian death in batman INC.

>>149865497
yep, a dope like you would find that contrived setup "funny"

>>149856857
I don't care with to dig the breakdown I saw out of the drive but the two main points that did it to me where:
> It should be seen from behind them with the speaking character being given focus
> Their speech is too long. Would've worked better if it was just silent and they're watching them fly off into the distance.

>>149856943
This is a master class in jewry. You're not allowed to know what they said because you would agree with it, just trust them they things which they describe with this words are always bad.

>>149857080
They're mentally impaired

>>149858339
The art conveys a woman flying away at speed holding a woman. For that whole paragraph to be viable dialogue you'd need America to be flying at a crawl, which to me is not being implied by the art (speed lines) and if it was happening that would be almost comical. So when they say, no one talks like that, it isn't the kind of suspension of disbelief you think it is. It is simply bad cartooning that isn't using the strength of the medium. Imagine if she wasn't flying away buy was walking away carrying her and whole paragraphs were being shouted out, it would still be retarded.

>>149857765
Who nose?

>>149856857
It's not Kate in America's arms

>>149857782
I'm curious Anon, please explain how that dialogue was required by the medium?

>>149857904
You're hysterical

>>149865625
No need to be mad just because the joke offends you anon, have a sense of humour

>>149858015
Maybe she signed twerked for them.

>>149857765
Back in the 80's Jim Shooter hired a bunch of female talent for his Star comics line seeing a gap in the comics market that industry has been trying to capture ever since

>>149858255
Man, this panel need to get the right amount of hate
Helping two murderers psychopaths, just because they are queer, so it's alright.
Fuck this kind of liberals writers.

>>149858393
They're bitching about an issue where a group of liberal freshmen try to get Peter to join a protest and he tells them to screw off.

>>149861121
This comic was the most racist thing I've seen and I've been on /pol/

>>149858435
"Barf" I forgot about this one.

>>149858370
>>149861091
Al Ewing has always been a faggot.

>>149865750
you're the one who had to rush to the defense because someone didn't like your landwhale fanfiction.

now make sure you make fifty more posts about how you're not bothered, Miss Humour

>>149858480
This one kinda funny if you ask me.

>>149864099
Septics ignoring the words used by native speakers (Latine) to insist on their own unpronounceable word (Latinx) to show what good allies they are by ignoring the marginalised because they know best.

>>149858505
The fuck this doing in a batman comic of all places.

>>149858622
I usually hates this kind of hairdos, but this one is kinda cute in design.

>>149858457
>>149859428
There because it want invented by gays in Mexico, it was invented by jewish kids on college campuses. Spanish already has a gender neutral way of referring to people, it's Latiné. They just don't like that because it not only points out the absurdity of their behavior, but it contradicts the point of it. Their whole M.O. is to invent a problem where one doesn't exist and then lecture you about how you need to change your culture because of it. In this case it was them telling Hispanics they had to change the way they spoke Spanish or they were problematic.

>>149858701
What's up with western comics ans their obsession with gay and Trans people.

>>149858903
This one is hilarious, no social justice warrior, have strength at all.

>>149858904
>Gabby Rivera actually self-inserted on her lesbian shitty comic.
Gosh, is like she was blatantly trying to piss everyone off.

>>149858510
They all do that. It's so they can signal that they're foreign and to try to annoy White people. I'm not exaggerating, I had a Latino roommate that would always do that stuff until his cousin who actually spoke Spanish came to visit and he tried talking to them in Spanish in front of me to flex or something and she kept having to stop him to correct him or ask him to say it in English because he didn't actually know how to speak Spanish and it sounded like nonsense. Another time he went off on me randomly when I was drinking and said it was racist I only spoke English and told me I should learn Spanish. So I told him to screw off and told him if anything I'd learn Finnish some they're a culture I'm actually descended from. Then I asked him why he doesn't get to learn Aztec or something since Spanish is actually a White language from Spain and he started seething to no end.

>>149865997
they thought that was going to be the big new audience. they didn't realize those people talk more than they buy.

>>149859103
Yeah girl! Own them! You go "girl"

>>149860170
Eh not too terrible considering blue snowman is so underused and mostly is just "hey did you know this one is actually a woman?!?!" by casuals who just know the basics.

So its a low cost IP to change up and make her a them now.

>>149866043
Master detective Batgirl couldn't figure out her roommate was a guy.

>>149858476
9/11 wouldn't happen I'm the Marvel universe because Israel would've already tried screwing with Latveria and Doom would've blown them up.

>>149866043
I still remember when the trannies turned on them for this one

>>149859256
>Spider-man has the fate to endlessly suffer for actual valid things.
>someone is crying for something as casual for misgendering people
>the doctor is actually right
For real I dont get this kind of people.

>>149858480
Kek and true to life

>>149865884
indeed

>>149866070
they really rode this heshe hard for a while

>>149858480
Why would Mary Jane say that

>>149858492
The way he moved through the air would've destroyed all of his momentum and caused him to just flip into the side of a building

>>149865926
It's from this comic, as are several other pages ITT.
These:
>>149858438
>>149858505
>>149858648
>>149859390

>>149858504
Why doesn't Professor X go into the field again?

>>149859390
Zeus loving humanity? the dude just liked to use it to make actual perverted deviant shit. Not becaue he loves humanity.

>>149858505
> Doing poppers and sucking six guys off in the bathroom is more important than ANYTHING either of us will ever do, Dick.

>>149859463
Boy remember when comics used to be about heroes saving people, this is as bad as the bendis speech.

>>149858516
Bro, you would love that show Secret Life of the American Teenager

>>149866140
It's better now because it's, like, all about owning the chuds, maaaaan

>>149859890
What are the chances any normally minority characters in this universe are white?

>>149866124
They're the real heroes. Especially the ones who don't use protection.

>>149858587
Pretty based

>>149859630
This one still makes me rage at its fullest.
By far the most idiotic idea I've seen on these times.
It was bad enough when batgirl beat a bunch of dudes on a wheelchair, bit this?

>>149866099
Wasn't the Pulse shooter a Muslim?
any pages in the book dedicated to calling out that evil?

>>149859746
This actually reads as an actual wattpad fanfiction.

>>149859779
Man, there's no way this isn't actual ragebait. I mean, look at the page. Is not even trying.

>>149866050
Gail Simone gets a lot of flack for this but honestly its not even bad.
She has written this kind of scene often and it usually just boils down to "character is less normal thing. Rest of the heroes accept it and don't treat it like a big deal, and you too should go about your day in tolerance".

Certainly better than Burnside Batgirl immediately after Simone run, where roommate is crying at the club about someone being mean and snapped at Barbara when she was trying to comfort her friend because "you can't really know how big of an issue this is".

>>149858622
I like how it's never like: "Oh, Is like to go by Katie now" it's always: "My REAL name is Inuyasha."

>>149859832
Wow, this one is... I don't even have words for this, Gosh, some editor saw this panel and actually approved it.

>>149859907
Gabby Rivera, can rot for all I care.
Fuck that woman.

>>149858666
Is he supposed to have a laminated photo ID that says ISIS Member?

>>149860130
Left is a complete waste of page for a joke that could he achieved in two panels.
The other one is the same with a even lamer joke.

>>149866245
because they push that nonsense that it was ALWAYS their real identity and all records have to be changed to reflect this and anyone still calling her by the old name is tantamount to heresy.

>>149860287
I want to rage, but the last panel is actually hilarious. The fuck is she anyway?

>>149861121
>all those sneakers hanged up
Hah! This one cracks me up, I wonder if those writers knows what those mean.

>>149866242
the whole thing was stupid when Batgril was running around with a whole diversity Burger King kids club. There was a black girl, and a Muslim, and a tranny and crippled girl

>>149856847 (OP)
Everyone always spergs out over the bad dialogue, and it IS bad, but the most offensive thing about this panel, to me, will always be that horrendously-drawn Pontiac GTO. It looks like something I would have scribbled in the margin of a notebook when I was 15.

>>149862684
The shit about gender roles is trying way too hard, but this panel is fine.

>>149866374
the whole thing is cringy. Its something a "male ally" would write and then jerk off to after.

>>149863053
I forgot Otto was a gravedigger.
Come to think of it, Otto all Otto love interest are sexual deviant fetishs.
I mean the other relevant girl on his life was a girl with dwarfsism.

>>149866050
The fuck is happening here, Barbara is showing her secret identity to some literal who, just because, I get about the warning about his psychopath brother, but then suddenly the dude is: is ok, I'm brave because i'm trans.
Gosh, This one actually got me.

>>149866067
What trannies, got mad because a villian was trans? Talk about biased agenda.

>>149866464
all trans people are pure and tough and also know how to fight and know about pain more than anyone else on Earth>>149859103

>>149866087
I don't know man, the guy on the panel sounds like a really based guy.

>>149856847 (OP)
i recognize frank quitelys beautiful art anywhere, what the fuck is this tho?

>>149866500
they actually had to change the pages in the trade

>>149866099
Wow, every year it becomes more and more clear comical are not anymore about actual stories, just corporate propaganda.

>>149866526
before...

>>149859463
A near perfect inversion of reality

>>149856943
>unsolicited opinions on israel

>>149866371
>trans people actually think they look like this.

>>149866545
after...

>>149866545
...after

>>149865861
I watched some of that Ironheart on Disney+ and some of the dialogue was like someone from /pol/ wrote it

>>149866526
>>149866545
>>149866605
I stopped reading comics for stupid shit like this, batgirl somehow was one of the books that suffered the most woth these kind of cases.
Like dc discarding that awesome variant comic with the joker because Twitter retards tought it was a rape allegory. And made Barbara out of character, for being afraid of the guy who put her on a fucking wheelchair.

>>149859463
It's absolutely insane you would write a page implying men who have testicular cancer are somehow to blame for it.

>>149866673
Knew I still had it saved.

>>149859779
Word salad

>>149862684
the only thing I can complain about this one is how unnatural the dialogue feels, sounds like they are chatting through screens with someone you just meet

>>149859779
Sure a bunch of kids and teenagers will reads this and expect this from a comic book.

>>149858457
Latin X would be a good mutie name

Marvel had a Conan series that featured a hot native character whose name was Matoaka. Supposedly Matoaka is a name connected with the real life Pocahontas. Controversy happened and Jason Aaron apologised and donated his pay check to the National Indigenous Women's Resource Center. The comic was edited and she was put in a brown bag.

>>149866245
I got kicked out of my local tranny support group because I said naming yourself after videogame characters was cringe and you were gonna regret it.

>>149866762
>makes her look like every other character in a Conan comic, including Conan
>We want diversity
>No, not like that

>>149866762
>>149866782
I can't find the example I wanted but some of the edits literally look like they just stuck a brown burlap sack on her and it makes the art look shit. Othertimes it looks like a Muslim censored it with a covering.

>>149866762
>and donated his pay check
yes as a fee

>>149858932
Well either that or go indie if your that serious.

>>149866762
Aaron is such a goof, Remember him fucking-up She-Hulk and putting her in this weird borderline non-consensual relationship with Thor?

>>149866762
That it? What a stupid way to create a problem.
>>149866782
I swear marvel as a whole is invaded by girls gay and transexuals people.
Im glad Conan is no longer in marvel hands.

>>149866901
Who the fuck even had the idea to make her the rule 63 version of hulk, when the whole gimmick with her was how beautiful and funny she is, a more lighthearted comic. The original run is cheesecake and jokes on the maximum expression.

>>149865038
That's Terry Goodkind

>>149866945
Aaron did, he wanted to use regular Hulk for his Avengers but he was tied up in Immortal Hulk

>>149866846
they love doing that shit.

>>149866945
He was assmad that he couldn't use Bruce so he just turned Jen into Bruce for 4 years.

>>149866982
Gosh a leg! Someone think of the children!
>>149867008
How the fuck this kind of people actually get to work on comics, how!?

>>149867029
people have been harping on Tony's god complex for decades tho

>>149866605
They could have kept the surprise at it being a wig. This just leaves the last panel feeling like a whole lotta nothing. You might not even focus on or notice the wig since its not being pointed out anymore.

>>149867076
what is it called when people get the backstory completely wrong but treat it like gospel anyway? the point of Pepe was that he was a stinky skunk and whenever he got dunked or doused in perfume the cat fell in love with him because the smell went away

>>149867073
>another white guy with a god complex
yeah, no, fuck off

>>149867029
Same energy.

>>149858904
This run was so bad run her whole origin was retconned again after it.

>>149856943
>Unsolicited opinions on Israel
Heh.

>>149867124
Character Assassination?

>>149858648
>Omar Mateen
Genuinely surprised by that name.

>>149864353
You can get an AR for less then $400.

>>149866981
I forget, was it Aaron that wrote the Hulk run immediately after Immortal Hulk?

I only read the first issue of it here, where Hulk got a bunch of jetplane parts and basically turned his body into a one man space rocket, with Banner's personality internally in the body viewing the outside like a space pilot.

Maybe it was Cates. I just remember it was some typical writer that everyone knew wasn't gonna compare with Immortal.

>>149867066
I like neither of these.

>>149867189
That was Donny Cates, yes.

>>149866982
This could be fine if they out in some effort to not make it a red smudge that kinda matches the outfit. Did they just have editor go "I'll do it myself just email me the scanned page I'll fire up the MS paint".

>>149859103
The Batgirl sign while she's holding a bat would've been a pretty funny page. Shame about the text bubbles.

>>149867260
Land is just cheating

>>149859832
The Chris Chan school of composition

>>149867221
How did that turn out? I assume shitshow. Or did pretty much everyone drop it so nobody round here really know how it went.

>>149867269
It's actually saying B Girl.
Get it? She's being a girl. Wakka Wakka!

>>149866901
God bless ed mcguiness cause he was able to make this idea look good with his artstyle. Thank most people wouldve been OK with this if it simply wasn't Jennifer walters and just an og character

>>149867029
I mean in this panel panel I can give hellca tsome kind of agreement on things because comic tony is an actual dick with a god complex, even if is really stupid a white girl is making a point about him being a white guy.
But no one and I mean literally no one wpuld talk like this in an actual casual normal conversation. Is almost as if someone just plastered a bunch of smart words and meanings just to make her seems smart.
Also hell cat had a story to make shitty woke stuff, im surprised no one posted the pic about her trans friends beaten up arcade yet.

>>149867473
I liked her outfit and the Gamma blasts yeah but everything else was fucktarded.

>>149863729
Unfortunately yes. Captain america fans will n3ver forget this panel.

>>149867585
This whole page reeks of stolen valor.

>>149863865
Time makes fools of us all.

>>149867038
Bruh, is way too sad I can say this is an actual marvel character.
>>149867076
Comics, shitting on comics for stupid reasons, one of the girls from my hero academia does almost the same and everyone is fine with it, and she's has an actual pedo fetish, too bad about her death.
>>149867158
I always hated how it became a common joke about she-hulk being a complete whore, specially regarding juggernaut.
Specially when 99% of female comic characters are whore in general, oddly and specially when a woman is the main writer.
>>149867163
The fuck, a word is too white? What the heck is can tell by the drawing this comic is shit too.
Feminism is too white? I cant even tell what she's trying to say in the context.
>>149867186
I forgot about this one, too bad I remembered, extremely stupid shit.
>>149867243
This stupid as as the batgirl one, the preaching is dumb.

>>149867346
>the villain is more concerned about hurting a baby than the actual hero

>>149867585
Might as well upload the whole fucking issues of that that trash. Every panel either was horrible drawn or terribly written.

>>149865946
Sorry pally but it ain't.

>>149867527
Yup. This was pretty cool. Almost could've forgiven them on the change but ed mcguiness hard carried this idea and a few others.

All because they made Hawkeye kill hulk off for no reason.

Should've just made a different character this idea

>>149867851
>All because they made Hawkeye kill hulk off for no reason.
civil war/big events don't work with him around

>>149867076
>mauled
I must have missed that part of Pepe le Pew.

>>149867795
Is fine man, is just an exception to the rule fir me.

>>149858262
a white woman did
>>149859051
>>149856943
>>149857765
this page was written at the height of the 2014/2015/2016 sjw fem hashtag activist era when the modern culture war was born
every female writer wrote men and women based on what they scrolled through on their twitter timelines
and a few of them like Leth and the like maybe took a gender 101 class and started trying to shove that shit into the comics they were hired to write for because they felt like it would make them more "mature" or "important" because they were mad that they didn't get to write on things they actually considered "art"
it was a genuinely dark time for comics and they've only started doing kind of better since them

>>149863288
Had to double check on what you were talking about and you were right. These dudes literally lost because the torches got "hacked". The hacking even wasn't shown it was OFFSCREEN.

>>149867186
Violence against a defenseless prisoner.
How heroic and empowering.

>>149867990
>Kate Leth

>>149868439
That's the same bitch who worked on high guardian spice. Crunchy roll literally took money away to make that garbage.

>>149868486
she then went totally crazy and eventually chopped her tits off.

>>149860224
>Zeus loved everything
Except his wife.

>>149868439
Funny that she looks like a man lol

If you can’t beat em join em I guess,

>>149867008
>The personal is political!
Unironically a pro-totalitarian slogan. If everything is politics, everything is the concern of the state.

>>149868563
she's worse looking now.

She was a train wreck. I remember she tried pushing some women in comics group called the Valkyries and that finally shut down after members were complaining about all the harassing shit going on. There was also some shit way back when it was found out she was banging some married dude. I think he died of cancer or something. It's kinda of a blur now.

>>149868068
Is baffling how this kind of people are actually having jobs as writers. Is very worrisome.

>>149857402
Didn’t she write that one comic that’s so stereotypically “woke” that it feels like a parody??

>>149864578
The Room/Room joke is because Brie Larson was in that movie (the non shit one)

>>149868660
Dan Slott literally stole an internship to worm his way into Marvel.

>>149858435
this is so fucking corny. the comic is a cozy read but some of the jokes fall flat on their face.

>>149860242
far left movements in general nowadays just exist for people to vent their bottled up anger under the guise of a morally righteous social cause
all of the #freepalestine leftists very intentionally tanked the democratic ticket because their candidate wasn't perfect on their pet issue and didn't give them the lip service they want
they look at all of the 17-18 year old anti-war protestors who send themselves to prison by refusing to be conscripted into the IDF in Israel with scorn and derision for not doing "more" (i.e. commit violence against the state for me (an American on Twitch/Twitter) to repent of your sin of being born in the wrong country)
same thing with goals like Medicare for All, they tanked Hillary's ticket because their replacement father figure Bernie wasn't coronated King
Hasan, the Horsefucker, MikefromPA, Noah Samsen, et all are the final boss of 2015-2017 slacktivism, they sit on their asses streaming on twitch all day, giving impassioned cries and saying slogans while never actually getting up and doing anything, they just expect others to do it for them
They absolutely refuse to coalition build with anyone and spend their time nitpicking and purity testing their chosen idols. AOC is currently being rewritten as a zionazi for voting wrong on something, Zohran in New York is having the heat turned up on him for reneging on his "defund the police" chants 5 years ago, Bernie is a jew, etc

>>149858622
why the fuck are all nonbinary characters in mainstream media either literal aliens or short haired women

>>149866982
>>149867066
>>149866782
>>149866605
>>149866526
>insert overused Orwell quote

>>149858648
if I were one of those friends or family or loved ones I would call to have whoever wrote this shit fired. why the fuck are people writing fanfiction about real people dying where batman shows up to save the day or whatever

>>149858666
I repeat, this is so fucking weird. Those are real people. At least the 9/11 marvel comic didn’t go as far as to use real peoples’ names or excerpts from real world police reports.

>>149858701
Why do so many she-hulk comics have sitcom writing??

>>149867085
I really did think they'd made Captain Marvel a man again when I first saw nu-Carol.

>>149868785
because in real life, all nonbinary people are just short haired women.

>>149868865
A lot of comic book writers are failed TV writers.

>>149859266
>>149860242
The good news is that insane asylums will be making a comeback IRL.

>>149859390
The late 2010s were genuinely the nadir of the comic book world. Also, this comic is championing a serial rapist, does nobody do their research??

>>149859390
Zeus is THE Fuckboi.

>>149867260
I want sue so bad

>>149859603
>>149864515
I'm frome UE, I don't have any idea of how much guns costs. Is the money Sabertooth is giving a lot ? A little ?

>>149867346
I've seen expecting mothers brought to tears just talking about the memory of a time they theoretically COULD HAVE fallen over onto their belly, and yet I was meant to view a pregnant superheroine going into combat as anything but psychotic

>>149867453
They seriously treated her being "Karen" like you would a black character named... I don't fuckin' know, something offensive that would be witty to finish the sentence with.

>>149859994
what the dog doin

>>149859840
If you think this is bad, you should see that Disney Channel zombie movie.

>>149859848
>>149859857
>>149859910
Clownforce is just a consequence of the Batwank.

>>149860170
this shit is so fucking corny my god

>>149860015
I miss pulpcomics.

>>149868260
I remember when this one came out.

People know that Jen is She-Hulk, right? She'd ABSOLUTELY get debarred for this.

>>149869197
Jen gets debarred in every run. Plus there's this.

>>149862684
gawd, the fuckin therapyspeak type shit is so bad

>>149863577
Huh??

>>149869021
Not a lot. Enough to buy maybe two normal rifles with a lot of paperwork and waiting time. Certainly not enough for "something bigger" along with a bribe big enough to get someone to risk their entire business (or even their and their family's lives) doing things that get the ATF's panties in a twist.

>>149865721
Based.

>>149858648
>>149858666
If there was a time to pull a "any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental" this would be it
>>149869094
It's more like "Karen sounds too similar to Kara, and we can't have two Karas, so let's change it so nobody gets confused" despite that not being a major issue beforehand. God forbid multiple people have the same/similar names

>>149867008
this comic fucking sucks.The protagonist is a blue-haired sjw stereotype and girls get superpowers from their periods

>>149867038
hey, better than her teammate who has the power of obesity

>>149868439
looks and acts the part of a living strawman, cannot believe this is a real human being

>>149858015
Reminder that she once demolished an entire town during a Hulkout and all she did afterwards was party for months on end.

>>149870360
was that the time she felt guilty and joined green cross after

>>149870360
I never forgot.

>>149870360
She let her cousin take the blame for that.

>>149870407
That song should be in Shrek 5, since people kept confusing it with All-Star

>>149866280
While you're right, that comic wasn't written by Gabby.

>>149867085
Carl Manvers indeed.

>>149868717
QRD?

>>149869341
IHF volume 2 #11 (Farting Taylor Swift) and #7 (Plot twist is that Gert dies and is replaced by a kid Gert in order to restore the series to the status quo despite Volume 2 being sold as a sequel). Both suck but it's been an entire run since both happened so it's best to let it go and move on (and compared to some of the stuff ITT they are relatively not that bad).

>>149870707
Marvel was giving out internships for collage students, Slott lied in his application.

This thread could have been better. Too many people falling for bait posts. Needed more images.

>>149870805
>>149870714
Eh, the thread is almost over, why not?