Thread 11357102

A thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.
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>Question of the day
What kind of penises (or objects) do you prefer to fantasize about pummeling your ass pussy? Human dicks, horse cocks, alien genitalia, etc.?

Previous thread >>11351495

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I love anal sex so much. Nothing is nearly as life-changing or addictive. Especially with drugs.

>>11357046
So yeah, still seeking tips :3

Could probably ask this in a number of other threads across multiple boards, but I'll start here since its an esthetic tangential to this stuff: What are your guys processes for hair removal and baby smooth skin? You go into /gif/ or /b/ trap threads and see people who look like they never once had a single follicle other than their head. Obviously there's prettying up for the camera, but surely many of them run the look daily. Surely the regular person doesn't have the time daily to nair/shave top to bottom, right? Should I be considering the cost of laser removal right about now? I'd like it very, very much for my body hair to be gone permanently and completely, and that's looking like the path of least effort, even if it is the most costly.

>>11357122
I've only tried a few things, shaving, epilating, nair, and IPL. Shaving is fine if I go with the grain, otherwise I get bad razorburn, and it's not super smooth that way. Epilating fucked up my skin and gave me very bad razor burn and ingrown hairs, but for someone with thinner, wispier hair and less delicate skin, it might work. Nair also worked okay, but it was a bit of a hassle to apply it evenly to my legs. I also think the cost in the long run would work out to be pretty steep, since I would need a pretty significant amount to actually coat my legs. IPL is what I use now, it was pretty expensive to invest in the IPL machine (Braun), but it has lasted a while and I'm pleased with the side-effect of thinning my hairs somewhat on top of keeping me smoother longer.
If you really really want completely permanent hair removal (as in, physiologically incapable of growing more body hair), then I think you need to look at electrolysis. It'll probably be more expensive than laser, but as far as I know, it's the only thing that will completely destroy the follicles, rather than knocking down the growth or removing only the hair.

Often when I take it up the ass I like to enter the "fuck me like a girl" mindset because of the submission and multiple orgasms thing. Do you think there are girls into anal who also like fujoshi or sissy stuff and like to do their own "fuck me like a boy" kink talk? I think that'd be hot.

i cum too fast what do i dooooooooo

>>11357178
wear a cage

>>11357122
>Always shave WITH the grain to prevent ingrown hairs
>Use a high quality cream or conditioner, not shitty foam from a can.
> Use new clean razors
>Wash razor with hot soapy water BEFORE and AFTER use.
>moisterize after, use a toner, sunscreen
>Shave often almost daily or every shower.
femboys probably use estrogen and have no Testosterone which would prevent hair growth

>>11357122
Get waxed professionally. I spend about 200 every 2 months for most of my body, and everytime I go more and more hair dies, never to grow back. Proper aftercare ensures that ingrown hairs aren't common. Shaving is a total meme. Hair removal can take time and energy, but it can also be extremely worth it. I've gotten to the point where I hate that one week before my next wax, where I am at my most hairy.

>>11357196
>Shaving is a total meme
Yeah but see so is my paycheck

>>11357102 (OP)
I say "im a faggot" over and over when riding huge toys and pretend im the girl in porn. It is easier to self insert with femboys. My favorite porn is when a cute femboy rides a massive dildo. I follow along with them and do the speed and positions they do.
Too bad Dannielle patrappa and Somelittlecrumbs barely make content.
>I wish my wife would peg me with massive horsecocks but she is grossed out about it.

>>11357198
Learn to wax yourself? It's not going to be as effective but I know people who successfully do so. This lifestyle requires sacrifice, unfortuantely.

>>11357191
already do

>>11357150
I pluck, but mostly just scrotum to asshole, south from above dick; kinda fun.

>>11357219
How long does that take you? When I didn't have money to pay for an IPL, I thought about plucking them one by one, but gave up when I realized how many individual hairs there are

>>11357204
Waxing is considered affordable? I'm interested if so

>>11357199
>It is easier to self insert with femboys. My favorite porn is when a cute femboy rides a massive dildo. I follow along with them and do the speed and positions they do.
based

d/gens, why does the enema feel better than the fucking? Fucking my dildo feels interesting and fun but I have to do the butt equivalent of death-gripping to feel anything super pleasurable (including “pushing” to get more pressure which I’ve heard is really bad for you), meanwhile big enema is always intense with lots of pressure and even makes me more sensitive after. If I combine the two it’s awesome. Am I broken? I don’t want to be like this :,(

>Find water-based lubes dry out too quick on my dildo
>Hear you can use coconut oil, might as well try that
It works but holy fuck is it messy. It gets everywhere. I laid down three layers of towels and it still reached my bedsheets. How do I use this without doing an entire load of laundry each time

Thinking of getting a square peg "the slim plug" in small. Anyone have experience? Was thinking that or a small slink.

>>11357350
enema inflation stuff is absolutely valid and loads of fun too
i combined my love of anal and enemas by running a gallon of water / cumlube through a cumtube toy to get a pretty authentic feeling for being cumflated.
cleanup is rough but its a good time
>>11357371
plastic sheet under the towel, dork

>Question of the day

When I use my Njoy, I just fantasise about being a woman and masturbating with it, substituting pussy for boy pussy. When I'm using a toy either manually, riding, or with a machine I'm usually thinking about being the woman based on the type of toy - so male cock toys are just male cocks, and I really project that I am riding 'him' if I'm riding, or 'he' is fucking me in the shower, or 'he' is taking me from behind. When using a machine it's even easier since it does all the work

I always dress up for the machine and Njoy as well, not as much for the manual stuff. With the Njoy I'm usually dressing as a girl in jeans or denim shorts, or a school outfit, getting home and masturbating before her family gets home. When using the machine, anything from roleplaying as a school girl, office girl, athleisure girl, etc, and I fantasise about whatever toy is fucking me, whether real, horse, dog, tentacle, etc

One of my bulls is definitely an incredible dirty talker. He and his wife are combo bi cucks and swingers so she gets to enjoy knowing he fucks other women and men, and he gets to enjoy knowing she fucks other women and men as well. I'm his choice for male fuck-buddy

When he's fucking me, he's basically making me the woman in every sentence of filthy talk while his wife's on speaker phone and listening or even watching. He talks about owning my pussy, shaping it to fit his cock, rearranging my pussy, getting me pregnant, taking my hole, asking if I like being fucked, pumped, taking every inch, feeling him inside, if I'm ready for a baby, ready to be a mother, tells me to call him daddy. When I go to ride him he says things like 'impale yourself on me' and when it's missionary he tells me to spread my legs for him. It's often pretty basic, but he does it in a way that makes me shiver to just think about it

>>11357102 (OP)
>qotd
I don't fantasize about the cock, but rather I imagine the scene and our positions and how energetic is he, and sometimes I also focus on our personal bond. I also like to think of his/her excitement and mental state while fucking me, and how there are others. Often I'll imagine a gangbang, and switch dildos when each one finishes. I typically use 5-10 dildos per day, plus my BD small egg plug.

That said, I do LOVE large dildos, and the most full-body-orgasms I have got are from:
BD small soft sleipnir
NS Novelties 5x1.5" reallife cock
BD medium/soft crackers

>>11357440
>your post
Using my imagination, as I always had when masturbating via penis, is what really elevated my anal game. That, and some -legal- (Canada) drugs - thc, nicotine.

>>11357383
You should say your current limitations, otherwise no one can respond to you meaningfully.

BD has a new dildos, the Deuce - looks like has a great head and thick textured shaft - does anyone have experience?

Hey, buttsluts. What do you look out for when shopping for a new dildo? Size/shape/price/material?

>>11357454
Why would my personal experience level have any bearing on the opinions of others? That makes no sense. A meaningful reply would simply be an honest opinion of the toys.

>>11357534
>whore who is shy about admitting current butthole size

>>11357537
I've been putting things in my ass longer than many of the users of this site have been alive

Bought a sexdoll torso last week, because I was worried my dick stopped working after doing too much anal, i barely ever got an erection anymore.
After a few days of fucking it I have lost all interest in doing anal and I actually feel motivated for the first time in years to look for a girlfriend again. Its crazy how quickly you can change your sexual preference.

Anyways I just wanted to share this for other anons who felt like maybe they've gone too far down the anal rabbithole. I wont be back

>>11357548
>I wont be back

>>11357548
damn, that sounds nice anon, have fun with that
me personally i've been trying to see if i can power through my ass tightening down when im close to cumming from my hand to see if i can both jerk and fuck myself to an orgasm
real damn hard, i tell ya

>>11357548
>down the rabbithole
heh
anyways, tell us if you end up investing in a futa torsa that you can fuck and ride.

Does anyone here use poppers? I usually pair anal with THC, but I'm tired of throwing away most of my day for a 30 minute fuck. Poppers should be a good alternative on paper, but the idea of huffing nitrites scares me somewhat.

should i invest in an electric massager? any recs?
i can already cum easily with dildos/fingers, i can have multiples and all that, so it could be huge to let a toy do all the work

>>11357612
What do you mean electric massager?

>>11357371
I've never had mess issues with coco oil, you're using a different brand, letting it melt too much or using too much in the first place

>>11357371
If you want to use oil-based lube try boy butter. It's my personal favorite oil that I have tried. I would suggest looking into higher concentration water-based products like Xesso's creamy lube, Bad Dragon's cub lube, or even getting into mixing your own J-lube. A lot of people keep a mister of water nearby to revitalize their lube, you could try that. You may also just need to apply more lube in the first place.

Personally, I'm just used to reapplying lube and don't care too much about it lasting forever.

>>11357625
>cub lube
I meant cum lube. I promise I'm not a furry or pedo.

Ghost pepper hot sauce on microwave burritos and an enema do NOT pair well.
Don't ask me how I know.

>>11357116
You made a big breakthrough, anon! Just keep going and as soon as you feel pleasure start chasing it
>Question of the day
I think all post about it would be how much people love horse cocks. Everyone loves horse cocks!

>>Question of the day
>What kind of penises (or objects) do you prefer to fantasize about pummeling your ass pussy? Human dicks, horse cocks, alien genitalia, etc.?
Right now just large human cock. I'm getting closer and closer to seeking out hookups, and my mind is on mandick because of it. My insecurities about my body and anxiety around getting hurt or sick is holding me back though.

>>11357670
I used to have a big thing for horsecock and dogcock. I still like it, but it's not a major fantasy for me anymore. I used to play "Tales of Androgyny" and let my machine have at me from behind. I own a Chance, Vector, and Rex because of that phase.

>>11357597
They are nowhere in the realm of comparison to weed, I would say almost the polar opposite. They can be fun sometimes but for me poppers are usually accompanied by racing unsexy paranoid thoughts. You get diminishing effects after the first hit, will probably make your lungs feel like shit, and can fuck with your vision.

Might be worth trying it, but it really isn't something that should be done with any frequency

>>11357350
Gotta find your prostate

>>11357455
Animal abusers don't support them

>>11357597
Increase your stamina, fuck for an hour or two not just 30 minute

>>11357350
>>11357404
I too enjoy enemas, and desu would just fill myself with water untill I look fucking 9 months pregnant, but I'm afraid of few things:

Taking too much water, and it going out the other end, causing me to straight up throwing up shit. That would cause me to kms desu

Water intoxication, where I could absorb too much water and die due to brain swelling or something? I think its not an issue if I release the water quick enough, but just to be sure, I've heard that using 0.9% saline solution instead of water can prevent that?

Oh and bursting an intestine due to too much water, but I guess that I would feel pain as a warning enough in advance for that not to be an issue.

I've also tried doing a bit of air inflation, but it quickly causes lots of pain, so I'd rather stick with water

>>11357706
You're gonna rupture your colon

>>11357735
Nice bait anon. We're in a thread about putting massive horse cocks up the bum, and a bit of water will rupture the colon specifically? Does not sound like a primary concern.

>>11357276
Less hair over time; I spend maybe 10 minutes per week at it; fantasize about having a pluck buddy of some gender.

Finally had a chance to fuck the new Zeffir 85 and it's exactly what i've been looking for. Depth is still a little difficult for me but the shape, texture and girth are perfect. I might challenge myself to staying locked until I can take it just a little deeper.

>>11357828
That dildo looks really good, perhaps my next order. Have a GK coming, plus a better fitting cage that I want to wear full time.

>>11357178
take a zinc tablet and go for another session right after you cum

>>11357548
I turned to anal simply to fix/help with my masturbation sessions due to my chronic Death Grip Syndrome. Takes 2-3 hours to ejaculate and the skin on my penis is swollen and full of minor blisters, which takes more than a week to recover from. Anal, specifically prostate play, gives me another avenue where I could feel pleasure other than my dick. It takes now about 30 mins - 1 hours to successfully ejaculate.
Glad you found something that fits your sexual preference. For me it would be a girlfriend or wife that's also into (male) butt stuff.

I somehow managed to find Cannabis lube in my country, but any form of THC is still illegal here. Is it safe to buy that? Will the cashier call the cops on me behind my back after I buy it? Should I pay it using cash only and run away as fast as I can? Am I retarded?

Anyways, the lube is called "Waterfeel Cannabis Lube 150ml", if it matters. I've read online that you can buy and sell imported-only products if it contains less than 0.3% THC/cannabidiol. Maybe this could be fine now?

>>11357866
It will help you recover your penile sensitivity, too. The queers really sell it short by associating it with homosexuality.

>>11357749

Retard you never heard of water pressure?

Have fun in the ER

>>11358046
Nigga I'm not putting 50 atmospheres up there

I can never end up reaching a real HFO, I always get impatient and end up jerking off. Has anyone else used emla cream or some other lidocaine cream to completely numb your cock so you can't jerk off? I tried some on the tip and after a few minutes I couldn't feel a thing, I think if I put some in a condom and massage it all over there's no way I'll be able to feel it.

It's probably fine as long as I don't do it too often right?

>>11357674
>"Tales of Androgyny"
Masterpiece

How did you restore your coloni microflora? I know that yoghurt and other milk products can help with this, but are there other ways?

>>11358116
>restore
How do I know that I lost it in the first place?

>>11358120
after each cleaning you wash out not only your shit but also good bacteria that help your body absorb nutrients

>>11357876
>Waterfeel Cannabis Lube 150ml
I'd be extremely surprised if this is anything but a water-based lube with hemp oil in it.

>>11357866
WTF do you mean "chronic Death Grip Syndrome"?
Is your dick broken or what?

>>11357371

They sell water proof blankets for sex. I have one. Nothing soaks through. Just google sex blanket or towel and you'll find them. Well worth it.

>>11357548

You'll be back. I'd bet on it.

>>11357597

You can really fuck up your eyesight with those. Personally, I'd stick to Delta 9 THC gummies from a real dispensary, not some "smoke shop". Also, stay away from anything Delta 8. Who knows what they put in that shit.

Pic of what I'm playing with currently. I don't like completely smooth dildos...need to feel texture when using them. They need to be fairly soft to bend inside me or dual density. The three on the top left are from Twisted-Fantasies. The second from left has an intense texture of little butterflies that feels amazing going in and out Just got the two on the top right from Uberrime and have not had a chance to use them yet (can't wait!!!) The bottom left is a Blush Neo Elite. Not too big, but easily one of my favorites and the one I usually start with and then move to the lager one from left to right in the bottom row.
I usually use the Tom V2 "other man' mount with these. Ubbrime sells a suction cup adapter to ad a suction cup to the non-suction cup dildos so I can still use them with the mount or even my hismith. The two on the bottom right are very thick. For lube I usually start with Sliquid's Hybrid lube and then move on to Xlube. All my dildos are body safe silicone and I've never had any issue with Sliquid's Hybrid lube degrading or ruining my toys. I keep my body shaved smooth and will dress up in wigs, make-up and lingerie while getting high on edibles when using these. Unfortunately I live in a multi-generational household so I rarely get the place to myself to use them. .

>>11358233
What size is the blue ?ns colours? one?
I have a NS one, 8', thick and regular, and both are great!

>>11358046
enemas aren't powered by generators or battery packs, retard. you want to sound smart SO bad, LMAO

>>11358233
what are the names of bottom center and bottom right?

Okay, I need to know. I've played with several dildos and like them a lot. How much better is a real dick?

>In Carl Brutananadilewski voice
Call ass cancer anon. I want them to see this.

>>11358200
Yeah, I found the ingredients list, and it only uses Cannabis seed oil (about less than 2%), not the leaves. The psychoactive effects are pretty much non-existent. Though, I'll still try it out since I've never had any THC or its products before

>>11358299
I'd say it's moderately better. Real skin will always feel better than silicone, but I'm a bit of a size queen, so real dick is only better than a dildo if they're the same size. I'd much rather have a 10 inch dildo than a 7 inch dick

>>11358277
I also wanna know the one on the bottom right. Looks fun.

cant wait to put on ankle cuffs, handcuff myself to my bed and fuck my slutty faggot ass tonight

>>11358277
>>11358322
Never mind, bottom right is a Mr Hankey's Jack Hunter.

>>11358099
if all else fails you can use a chastity cage
>>11358299
dildos have size, but lack intimacy. real dicks don't have size, but have intimacy

>>11358277

I can't remember where I bought bottom center. Been a while. Bottom right is the Jack Hunter from Mr. Hankey Toys.

Anyone got a recommendation on where to buy one of those long soft tentical dongs? Something super soft to navigate beyond the sigmoid bend?

bought a medium vector on impulse
what am i in for?

>>11358359
Square Peg Toys.

>started SSRIs 3 weeks ago
>no longer able to get erect without hand stimulation
>haven't been able to cum since starting on medication

is it over?

>>11357690
The horse fucking Mr Hands seemed like he was having a good time.
>>11357706
It can happen but go slow and use body temp water. You can hurt yourself with hot or cold water without knowing.
Most likely you will get really bad cramps for hours. This made me stop for the longest time
>>11357866
Jerking off to porn can really cause ED abd premature ejactulation.
Anal has helped me last longer. Kegels also help delay my cumming

>>11358364
The texture is a little plain but has a built in suction cup. I have a XL and also a XL Chance.

>>11357116
Update I guess!
Well, I took an anal break yesterday and tried it again today!
So well, I start, I think to feel somehow good. The feeling is really weird for sure, it's like warm, it's kinda of neutral but after poking and rubbing, going on all four, head against the bed with a towel under me, I started to really fuck myself. Kink wise, I love it, but actual feeling still neutral weird comfy.
However, I was able to 'push' back the dildo with my mucles and I was able to feel more of it in a more comfy way.
I don't know if I make senses, aha.
But anyway, pushing and fucking myself hard lead to the point where I really pissed some pre from my dick. It didn't that good but around that time, the tip of my rod would actually feel good, spikes of small pleasure.
I kept pushing after that but after like 10mn maybe, I didn't feel much outside of comfy and I had to stop cause I was exhausted and really sweaty, wet sweaty. I rehydrated myself, took a shower and like the progress but it's not there.
So question: do you like to 'push' or use these ass muscles? I also kind of liked feeling the dildo base against the part between my leg and the angle rubbing more the back of my body?

>>11358377
i was on ssris many years ago, that effect should wear off. if it doesn't, talk to your doc and get a different med. specifically ask for one that is less likely to reduce libido

>get anxious
>pop in plug
>Mindset improves hugely
Perhaps being plugged is man's natural state.
Sometimes when I plug myself, my ass pushes my prostate into the plug, which makes me weak.
Also, after a bit of THC I'll have a burning feeling at my prostate, so I'll fuck my plug. Gave a gk116 coming today, hopefully can make it my all-day plug. Sadly no suction base to ride it.

>>11357178
Just cum three more times.

>>11358314
I also have the one on the most left, it also glows in the dark. Don't you think it's a bit too sharp at the tip?

>>11358364
Going to be pretty large if you aren't experienced. I was kind of surprised that small vector and medium chance are basically the same size.

I just got a s/m BD pearce and I've spent the last week fantasizing about thick orc cock while I ride it

Quickly becoming my favorite toy

>>11358521
>M/s BD Pierce
Have a medium, love the cock ring too!

>>11358395
>It can happen
what exactly? not sure which part are you referring to?

For those who use hard toys (glass/metal etc.) what are your favourite shapes?

>>11358473
Get a double sided suction cup

>>11354961

I always imagine how nasty it'd be to fuck someone in the ass if they ate meat. Imagine they're not 100% cleaned out and you get dead animal in your peehole, or even worse they have worms from eating unsanitary fish or something. Meat eaters are repulsive.

>>11358622
Wdym?

>>11358715
>Sadly no suction base to ride it.
What do you mean what do I mean

>>11358718
Ah ok, was thinking some other direction.

>>11358712
We get it, you’re retarded.

Getting fucked by my biggest dildo feels amazing. I get excited when I know I'm about to get fucked and I crave it when I'm away from home. It's huuuuge but my body tells me "Yes, yes! More of that!"

>>11358787
The hunger never stops, it just wants to constantly slut out and constantly be fucked

Crap, was using the Hismith at a pretty high speed, 70 or 80 and my lubed up hand slipped on the handbar of the gym equipement I use for support and my toy slipped out and went back in at a wrong angle pretty fast. It hurt really bad and it ruined a very good anal session. I even bled a little, I hate this.

I am beyond frustrated as I've been waiting for weeks for a chance to fuck myself and now i'll probably have to wait a month to make sure I heal right.

I'm not trying to scare anyone but make sure that won't happen to you.

>>11357160
Yes. I used to date a fujo who was deep into bl type media. Dressing up as a boy and putting on a strap before getting fucked in the ass was a regular thing for her.

Mr. Hankeys shipment should arrive by end of this week, les gooo
>>11357102 (OP)
>QOTD
Imagining a dog or wolf going to town until the knot swells and pops in against the prostate, leaving me tied and helpless against the cum filling my ass. Once money isn't a problem, getting a medium Growler inflatable from Primal Hardwere to live it out.

when have you got your money's worth with a 2 hr enema

>>11358975
Fix your diet Anon. Or watch timing between food and fuck setup, one of the two.

>>11358977
i just wanna know how long should i pound myself to not have wasted all this effort
usually i go 3 hrs sometimes even round 2 after 8-10 hrs it always feels like heaven

>>11358726
t. animal chunks and worms in his asshole

>>11358852
if you can't hold it in anymore, you could use a prostate/g-spot stimulator in the meantime of your recovery

>>11357102 (OP)
>QOTD
Definitely doggy dick, his owner ties me up and bends me over, forcing me to take his dog's ass-filling knot deep in me, while I suck him off and cums down my throat. Shit gets me hard as diamonds just thinking about it

>>11358852
Pick a better position next time retard

PS this is larp, nice try

>>11358099
>>11358331
I actually quite enjoy combining both. Use a cage + "not yet delay gel" which contains benzocaine. I'll use a qtip to apply the gel all around inside the cage. Once I wasn't paying attention well enough and the lubed up qtip slid down my urethra. Created a little bit of a sounding kink NGL

>>11358233
I feel you anon. My living situation recently changed and in a couple weeks I'll have the first chance in 10 months to play around if I take the day off work. The opportunities to actually enjoy anal are so rare now days it would be much easier if I just wasn't in to it.

how do you anons deal with recuperation afterwards? I love getting railed, am a bit of a size queen, and a bit of a masochist. can cum multiple times from a rough session but feel absolutely terrible afterwards. Just used and spent. It sounds hot but it feels terrible and if my partner wants to keep going I let her but is there any way to not feel so shit? I'm not really into drugs, the more I explain my problem the more I'm realizing there's no way to stop feeling bruised and battered if you're getting bruised and battered and I'm retarded. I guess I love the act but the aftermath is terrible and I don't really feel better until I pass out and wake up the next morning. Maybe I should just stop doing anal mid day.

>>11359126
I... get up and get on with my day. I'm not sure how much I'd have to get fucked to experience actual exhaustion, but it's probably more than I'd care to.

>>11359131
yeah. milder sessions probably a good idea. leaking lube every time you try to pee for the rest of the day is gross.

A question to yall analgen anons. The last time I bought myself something was a lovense vibe buttplug size L, I thought "hey the description doesnt sound that big". Dumbest shit I ever did and bought, it was uncomfortable because it was too big. Thats why I need help from people with experience.

I wanted to buy a prostate/perineum dildo/vibrator thingy. Any recommendations?

My first interest was one of those anal-snake things because belly bulge would be damn hot, but I dont think that is doable. (in most videos the people are quite thin, almost anorexic to see something). Or are those anal-snakes still something some of you would recommend? Like the ones that end with a buttplug to keep it in.

>>11359126
Just do some weed so you feel great all the way through

>>11359146
Get a horse dildo, it'll rub your prostate better than anything else

>>11358989
Keep proving my point kek

>>11359146
The plus side is, you now have a good gauge for what is too big for you. Also you have something you can work up to using once you get more comfortable.

It sounds like you are a bit inexperienced, depth toys might be a bit much to jump into. While I think they are both simultaneously over-hyped and over-hated, I have had some good experiences with an aneros Maximus (though they have vibrating models these days) if you are looking for something that presses on your perineum. That with a cage on provides subtle enough sensations to keep me on edge.

Also a small knotted dildo is a good start. One of my first toys was a zeta paws 'boxie the fox', and to this day I still think it is the most comfortable dong I own. The way it pushes itself deeper when you clench around the base... Fantastic really.

>>11357597
Tried some for the first time and wow, I couldn’t believe how much easier it felt to ride a dildo after sniffing them (I’m pretty tight!).
Didn’t really have any bad effects apart from maybe a slight headache. Felt more useful as a muscle relaxant than anything euphoric. Also they didn’t really last too long so needed to top up relatively frequently (while keeping count).
Obviously would recommend doing some research before using and taking some basic precautions. Some people seem to go a bit overboard with them which isn’t the best of ideas.

>>11358377
>SSRIs
>https://www.bmj.com/content/378/bmj-2021-067606
Enjoy your placebo and anorgasmia.

>>11357597
>Throwing away most of my day for a 30 minute fuck
Weed really hits you that hard? Just do it later in the day. Real poppers basically don't exist anymore unless you or someone you know is making them, everything nowadays is some form of isobutyl shit. I'm pretty sure all the "poppers" out there now are riding the reputation of the real shit, and are completely sub-par in comparison.
Imagine running a mile as fast as you possibly can, laying on the ground and feeling nothing but your heart pounding and sweat. That's basically poppers now.

>>11359126
I generally do it at the end of the day so I can shower and go to bed right after. Also if you're doing this with another person and not getting cuddles afterward that's a major L, those endorphins can do a lot of heavy lifting.

>>11359211
What did they used to feel like ?

>>11358942
Wait are you saying you fucked her ass and she was the one equipped with the strap-on? That's fucking hot.

>>11359341
That's gay

>>11359211
>Weed really hits you that hard?
Not them, but when I do thc, I feel my prostate start to burn, and if I insert a plug, my legs will get shakey for a few sec. Then obv I'll fuck myself for a few hours.

>>11359146
>just starting out
>>11359149 recommends a horse cock
Not everyone is a huge whore.

>>11358942
Girls can't complete with men, but them having access to strap-ons gets them closer.
That said, hard to know if the strap-on was doing the fucking, which would be A+.

>>11359388
I didn't say horse sized, just horse shaped

The head is the best feature

>>11359211
This is only half true, you can still get real amyl from France specifically

>>11359404
Those frogs? Can't trust em

hi, anon. what do you think about Satisfyer Lolli-Plug Two or Satisfyer Sweet Seal? I'm new to anal, so far only fingers. Is buttplug a good option? Or prostate massager of some sort will be better? Or small dildo?
I choose Satisfyer bc it has buttplug.io support

>>11358712
>>11358989
jfc I'm surprised you know how to breathe, let alone use an electronic device, with an IQ so low you can count it on one hand.

>>11359211
NTA but I am also a lightweight who pretty much only smokes when putting things in my butt. If I smoke as much as I want to during a long session I'll definitely be high all day. I usually take a couple hits and then put the pen in another room so I won't be tempted to smoke any more.

>>11358406
For me going hard or fast was never the answer. I like going slow, pushing out when sliding the dildo in and clenching my ass like I'm trying not to shit myself when sliding it out. This alternating makes me go CRAZY and I shiver just thinking about it. >.<

>>11359626
alternating speeds is the basics of tantric sex. Considering anal and prostate dry orgasms are quite what women get from vaginal, the speed changes while fucking will give far more orgasmic results than going full speed hard fucking. Full speed hard fucking is good when you are close to orgasm but not 24/7.
PS. women also love speed changes like go in 30 seconds slow and deep, then 30 seconds fast and not so deep, then again to the first one, then fast and deep and so on.

I forgot to buy a new bag of psyllium, and now I've waited a few days for it.
Even if I never wanted to shove a dildo up my ass, I'd still continue with psyllium.

Not having it for three days really showed me how much cleaner it makes me feel, as I don't have to spend ages on the toilet. With psyllium the poop just slides out, and 9 times out if 10 the wipe is clean.

>>11359156
>>11359622
These rottbutts are seething at being called out. Nobody wants to go near your Taco Bell diarrhea butthole

>>11359771
You do know you can get meat at places besides fast food joints right? Meat doesn't have to be covered in oil.

>>11357105
Same. Being a buttslut feels soooo good...been doing this for over ten years and it's only gotten better and better

I bought a shower enema kit a couple years back for when I'm feeling for depth play and I'm in the mind to upgrade(don't like the attachment mine came with) are there any recommended models? If the standard bag is superior then that's also an option, I haven't tried out those yet

Reviews feel kinda stilted since most seem to be talking about standard play so figured i'd ask before i just grab a top rated one from amazon.

>>11358973
exciting! I'm planning to get one of the newer releases in the sale, what did ya get?

>>11359782
Same, 30s and got privacy for anal only 2 years ago, but now can full body and hfdo often, lasting longer and longer. Have about 70 dildos and 15 plugs, and love the different sensations of each!

How does anal with a real penis compare to dildos? Have had a few guys, but none fucked nearly as good as dildos. That said, I have came from one guy fucking me who had a 7x5.5 that curved downwards, but got dumped after a few dates, I think he thought I was a whore.

I finished by jerking off last night, fuck. I wanted to go again tonight for a hfo, how to I salvage my evening?

>>11359809
Hmm, I can hfdo most nights, even though I often finish by jerking. Last night, when jerking, it hit me harder than before. But I was still recovering from my full body orgasms, the first one lasting 30 seconds with a gradual decline.

>>11357102 (OP)
> QOTD
Tons of love for horse and canine and some other fantasy ones. Really love the shape and mindspace of being taken by something inhuman or beastly.

>>11357597
Iirc research indicates that amyl is the safest, and that you should always do it in a well ventilated room, and use a nose cap to keep your skin as far as possible from the actual liquid so as to prevent skin damage. Also with poppers and weed, less is more. I always found doing half an edible or just one hit of a pen was much better for anal than getting really high. With poppers you should try the occasional 4 Second inhale followed by a ten second hold then release. Maybe three or four times a session.

>>11357102 (OP)
>Qotd
I like imagining the pleasure the cock feels from my ass. I love when I make others feel good. I also like imagining they need to pound me to release.

>>11357706
In order:
That's not how physiology works.
Yes, use a saline solution that has the same salt concentration and pH as blood, which is about 1 gram of salt per liter of water and 7.35pH.
It is possible to damage the intestinal lining if the fluid is injected with too much force or too rapidly.
Also, you're never going to look 9 months pregnant. You can get noticeable distension but the large intestine simply can't hold enough volume.

>>11359827
Ty for reply annon. Also yes I'm aware I'm not going to look 9m pregnant, that was just fantasy exaggeration

>>11359809
time to lock up

Hi! I'm new here. I've been using an old lava lamp to fuck my ass for the past 5~ years. I've tried many sex toys but nothing really works as well as my lava lamp. Why can't they make something similar?

>Question of the day
>What kind of penises (or objects) do you prefer to fantasize about
Quite vanilla, human and sometimes tenticle. I am getting off stringing anal beads though - thinking about how they'll sit inside is erotic :)

>>11359807
Lol, zero responses because nobody knows. I've heard women say anal sex with uncut men is especially good because the skin acts as a sleave allowing smoother, textural sensations while working away inside ;3, unlike cut dick or static dildo.

>>11358406
It sounds like I'm nowhere near your level of experience but I've found anal to be most pleasurable after I've taken a short break from it. 3 or 4 days usually goes well and is enough time for any recent stretching to set in. That first play with a suprisingly open butthole is really, very mentally stimulating.
If I force it too often or too long, I feel my anus and rectum inflame a little, which makes it a bit sore and much less pleasureable.

Maybe you should give it a short break and try again later in the week? You could go for a chastity cage if you want to make it cute.

>>11358973
Anyone have experience with spikey dildos like this? I might like to try one but aren't they, like, /dangerous/?

>>11359911
Do you think that one is spikey?
I have a few BD Slater, which provide HUGE sensation, just can't ride them when sore, so have to start with them early.

>>11359911
I have this one. It isn't spiky, but very bumpy.

I don't really like it at all. It is kinda painful to use, and doesn't really so anything for me, so I regret buying it.

my stomach is completely fucked im shitting acid 24/7
i dont even want to do anal anymore i just want to take a normal shit
how do i fix my guts

What am I in for? I want to have public prostate orgasms. Could I let anons control it while I'm at work?

>>11359963
Not that anon, but...
Be careful where you have your fun, kids.
Until next time!

>>11359986
...also, some content to go with the PSA.

>>11359963
Those tools can't give you any orgasm, they are too weak

Butt sluts, I am requesting help. I just got a nice fat alien dildo and I am looking for content - games or pics - that features big dicked aliens assfucking humans. Preferably futa aliens with fat titties too. Can be any alien, not just the Ridley Scott Alien franchise. A lot of that stuff isn't in hentai style so it can't be posted here, so feel free to post links or namedrop your favorite artists or games. It just arrived the other day and I want to use it for the first time with a nice collection amassed first. If you've played Star Periphery, the alien gangbang scene is more or less what I'm going for.

>Need to take a shit - ass gets horny
>Ass gets horny - feel the urge to take a shit
Anyone else?

>>11360020
Idk what you're talking about, but I do feel my ass unusually empty and hungry whenever I don't have a dildo or a buttplug in there.

>feeling like there's shit stuck in my bowels 24/7 even after going for a shit for the past 2 months
Bros what condition is this? Every night I go to bed feeling horrible

>>11359801
I don't have that kind of collection yet, probably will someday, I'm only 28 and got good privacy about a year ago. I'm still working on knotting my Hilt, and I told myself i wouldn't buy more toys until i can reliably take the ones I have

>>11360029
Which size hilt

>>11359986
>anal rail gun
A coil gun, more accurately

i had another hfwo from fingering and nipple play, no toys at all
i think it's terminal

>>11360120
Okay autistic faggot, no one cares

>>11359936
Diet?

I didn't think this was possible, but my shower has somehow bred a kind of mold that can actually infiltrate, grow inside of, and presumably eat silicone. I was lazy and just had my favorite toys living in the tub on a semi-permanent basis because I didn't feel like putting them away after every session. Saw a couple black flecks under the surface of one, and initially dismissed them as accidental inclusions in the pour that I hadn't noticed—no big deal. Then, the flecks undeniably started spreading over the toy, and one part of the surface even looks like it's cloudy and kind of bubbling up. I thought this was possibly an indication that the manufacturer was using shitty materials until I noticed the black flecks had spread to another toy from a different company—both companies say they use high quality silicone and I've seen nothing compelling from the consumer base to contradict that.
It's important to note that this isn't something I can scrub off the toy. It's entirely subsurface. I don't know what manner of organism I've created.
From here on, I am never going more than a week without wiping down the tub with bleach.

>>11359905
>no one knows what gay sex is like, but women enjoy foreskin
I have had this, as a guy, and the foreskin is nice. Also, the guy has to be rock hard, otherwise it's a letdown.

>>11359952
What do you eat?

>>11360124
That's awesome, I also find hfdo are faster/better - I think it's a learned skill.

>>11360124
diagnosis: permanent butt whore

>>11360153
Time to fuck the symbiote into your ass and become venom

>>11357122
electrolysis for face, laser for body, hrt to lock in gains on face and reduce body hair overall

>>11358377
Ask your doctor to swap from your SSRI to gepirone (Exxua). It treats depression and improves sexual function, rather than reducing it. It's not an SSRI, but rather a 5HT1A receptor, so it also won't make you fat. Recently FDA approved in USA, but has been around for 20+ years. Source: i train doctors about drugs for a living

>>11360165
junk food
and i drink energy drinks every day
i googled a bit and it seems sauerkraut is really good so im going to try that

>>11360228
What is your carb/protein mix?
inb4 fencesitting anon comes here to say that you must eat plants.

>>11360229
well its junkfood so its like 80% carbs i'd say?

>>11360233
While your body could be acting abnormally, it's also possible that you need more protein to digest properly. And protein also helps rebuild lost tissue, such as you'll have with excess acid.

>>11360234
>While your body could be acting abnormally
it 100% is
the protein thing might be it aswell idk
using psyllium kinda gets rid of the acid but it also bloats me like crazy and if im not careful i get insanely painful stomach cramps

>>11360236
Try eating some meat. Sugar highs/lows will fuck with you.

>>11360228
>my stomach is fucked up, why???!?
>btw I eat garbage exclusively

>>11360143
???

>>11360153
Well, you should at least take some samples. I'm sure the scientific community could make use of this.

>>11360229
>>11360234
>>11360238
You seriously taking the bait?

>>11360331
Fuck off, I'm a sissy, I want to pleasure.

how many hours of anal stuff do you do in a week
how are some of you so sensitive as to only need <30mins of play someone like that would be cooming from taking poop

>>11360407
like 0-2 hours? if i try to make myself cum as fast as possible it only takes like 2 minutes + the time it takes to get lubed. its not a matter of trying to cum its about getting bored or tired

>>11360424
what do you mean by cum
you can reach peak of anal sensation in just 2 mins? or do you mean make yourself ejaculate from your penis cause thats just a matter of pressing on the seminal gland

>>11360430
>you can reach peak of anal sensation in just 2 mins?
yes
if i keep going while i feel the orgasm i usually end up with another orgasm and leaking, but that doesnt mean i have to end the session

Noobie here.. so ive been trying out my fingers and some small plugs.. getting them in feels great but I just cant get my body to relax as they come out. It doesnt hurt but its very uncomfortable to get the plugs out. any advice for that "exiting" motion?

>>11360191
based

>>11360407
lately 3-5 hours a week, im going hard on my ass nearly every night, especially since i got some new toys recently

>>11360448
It's natural. Your body thinks you're pooing so it pushes it out.

It's here!

>>11360549
enjoy chinkshit ass cancer

i have chinkshit too but i use it with condom only

This shit is just too fucking loud. How am I supposed to use this in public?

>>11360560
like this: >>11359986

>>11359211
Poppers were always retarded and unnecessary anyway. If you literally have to melt holes in your brain to enjoy anal, maybe just accept that you’re not a true anal slut.

>>11359771
Oh ok I get it, you’re an obese retard lol, literally thinks all food is fast food because it’s all he eats kek. Get on a treadmill, tubby

>>11360560
:(

>>11360560
I know people meme about this, but I 100% would not trust this toy to not give you ass cancer. At least put a condom on it before use.

>>11359936
My boyfriend got the same one for me. Bumps feel really good, but it's super intense. Made me cum like crazy.

>>11360571
What exactly is with the ass cancer meme? Like how realistic of a concern is that? Surely it can't be all that likely

>>11360582
It’s pretty easy to absorb substances through your ass. That’s how some people get off. Beyond that you’re just playing with probabilities in terms of some toxic substance sticking around and causing some dangerous cancerous mutation.

>>11360582
like the other anon said, the guts near your asshole are damn good at absorbing things
fun fact, you can get drunk this way off of way less than you'd need normally

>>11360581
I can kinda use it if I just slowly get it inside me, then grind back and forth when bottomed out. But getting there isn't very pleasant, compared to my regular dildos.

I started exercising regularly again so my libido came back. My ass cannot sustain the pace of attention my prostate demands.

>>11360650
Same, I'm doing tons of glute workouts and just the sensation of my ass feeling the burn makes me horny

>>11360582
It's a risk, not a guarantee. Tons of anal-related issues could result, people just like to say ass cancer on here because they know it gets attention and they're desperate for attention, but don't expect these blood sucking leeches to give you ALL the facts.

>>11359776
>>11360567
Doesn't matter where you buy from, it's still chopped up animal. If you pull one of your turds out of the toilet and break it apart, you WILL find undigested or partially digested meat chunks in it. You're just coping on here because it's true - if you fail to clean yourself perfectly, someone is gonna get potentially days old meat chunks in their urethra. Rotbutt.

>>11360219
Which drug will turn me into an anal loving whore

>>11360566
Molly is fine though right

>>11360582
Quite risky, very likely with chinesium

>>11358323
update: had an amazing time and will do it again tonight. maybe i'll put on especially crazy slutty music and hypno videos while blindfolded, never tried that before

>>11360687
Keep seething fatty

>>11360711
That's awesome.
Just got a 7 piece restraint kit, going to enjoy it.

>>11360684
>seething future ass cancer victim

>>11360684
>Tell us you have ass cancer without telling us you have ass cancer

Just got a few GapeKeepers from the leaf degens, got a 85 - I like the texture and how secure it is. Next day shopping I'll be equipped.

>>11360757
>>11360767
>I NEED ATTENTION PLEASE GIMME NOW

Exercising my ass is making it huge, but my tiny squishy dick remains small. Truly embracing ultimate sissy-submission lifestyle

Larger chastity cage recommendations? Preferably on Amazon
I've tried two now and they're both too small to even get on. The first one I couldn't even get the ring on. The second one has an openable ring so I could get that on. But even my flacid penis was to girthy for it. After my head my shaft is 45 mm in diameter (1.7 inches), and that cage was too small even with a lot of lube.
First one I tried
https://a.co/d/4d6lyIw

Second one I tried
https://a.co/d/fPgXGgH

Any bigger ones that would fit? My flaccid length is just over four inches

>>11360787
Y u so mad

>>11360560
I just got the same one and don't have ass cancer (yet)

>>11360582
there are some chinese brands that are verified to be pure silicone just stick to them

>>11360435
hows that possible
what are you doing right or what are we doing wrong

>>11360885
such as?

>11360757
>11360767

You were never welcome here and you will never belong here

>buy squarepeg milk it based on shape alone
>dont really read description too closely
>expect it to be like a little bigger than an aneros or something
>its ike 2" diameter or more at its thickest
>squishy material makes it a pain to insert
>size makes it kind of painful to have in
>cant really move anything down there because its too big
>sit with it in for around 45 minutes without getting anywhere and call it quits
>reward for my endeavors: a sore ass and a little bit of blood afterwards from a likely hemorrhoid that was almost gone
Im throwing this thing in the trash. How does it have such good reviews?

anyone got an invite to the analgen discord?

>>11360996
If you regularly use dildoes at about 2" diameter, I'd assume it would be much better. My own max is about 1.75", but if the material is soft and foldable, I guess it could it it in without much trouble.

I've never tries the milk it, so I can't comment on it otherwise. But complaining about the size of a toy is pretty silly, when you can just find the dimensions on the manufacturer's website.

You guys know how using too much water when douching can get some of the water into your sigmoid colon? And when it happens, you can spend like a hour cycling water in and out, but it still comes out brown?
Something like that keeps happening to me even when I use a tiny amount of water, like 60ml. Even when i try to clean out a while after a natural bowel movement, and I take psylium too. Sometimes im all clean after two, three douches but like 3/4 of times this shit happens. IDK if i am actually accidentaly going into my sigmoid colon, but no matter how little or much water i use it just doesnt come out clean.
Any idea what could cause this?

>>11361023
When douching, how do you stand/sit/lie down?

I've tried something similar after reading a guide that said to lie down on my left/right (can't remember) side for a minute or two, before going back to the toilet.

When I did that, I had the same problem like you. Now, I just use about 200 mL, walk around a bit, then sit back down on the toilet.

>>11360996
It’s a website for size queens, and you’re surprised the size queens liked the huge buttplug?

>>11360890
well im on hrt which changed how it feels and i dont use my penis anymore ever

>>11361032
I do it the same as you, i either sit or squat and then walk around for a minute or so. Tried it without the walking part too.

Suggestions for a quality strap-on harness? I want to get pegged but I don't know what harness holds toys the best and what toys are made to fit in them.
Also looking for anal beads that won't give me ass cancer

>>11361071
Huh, well, then I have no idea what's wrong.

Thinking about splurging on an orc inspired dildo, can’t decide between hankey’s ogre or monster or atlas or maybe the cutlerx or maybe even the wade Wolfgar

>>11361059
Progress pics?

>>11357122
Just get an IPL (Ulike is a good brand)
In 8 weeks youll have basically no hair
It isnt permanent but makes shaving so much easier and quicker

>>11361135
>$260

>>11360851
Please bros, I need one that would fit

>first time with a horsecock dildo
>almost fucking hilted it
i didnt expect it to be that easy

>>11361023
How hard are you squeezing the bulb? Sometimes I squeeze too hard because there's a bit of resistance and it shoots up to the sigmoid. Try squeezing the bulb above the sink and you'll be surprised how high the water stream shoots up.

>>11361173
nta but I have the same problem. How deep do I really need to clean? The biggest dildo I use is like 8 inches insertion, and for like 2 hours.
I should get an actual enema bulb, I currently use a squirt water bottle.
Would an enema bag be better? I feel like that would clean better, and you could relax while it does its thing.
I don't like my current method because it takes too long so I almost never do anal

>>11361198
Sometimes I might do it up to four hours. Not constant anal, but do it for a bit then put it aside

>>11361088
SpareParts Joque is decent for normal sized dildos with a flared base.

Deep clean advice? Taking a 10 inch man tonight. Of course I've taken my fiber and I didnt eat anything crazy yesterday or today, ate very little, but I want to make sure when he's hitting my second hole that I don't shit. I know cleaning too deep makes a huge mess, and I usually douche the How To Bottom Like A Pornstar book method. Should I enema?

>>11361214
Just poo right before an you're fine

>>11360684
I believe the real concern is chemicals leaking into your bloodstream from the toy, because intestines are literally built to extract stuff from anything you put in them
and then you won't just get ass cancer, you'll get any flavor you can think of
or other poisonings
fun

>>11360219
>gepirone
I'd love to hear your thoughts on the risk of heart attack with that one

>>11360219
Maybe just stop taking drugs?

>>11361214
Enema works, but it takes 3 hours to be 100% sure. Just use like a hose or a shower head or something and really get in there and flush your guts good. Considering your diet it should be done pretty quickly, but I still recommend doing it repeatedly and then testing with a toy to be sure.

>>11360141
NTA but I care about random trivia
maybe you should stop getting your dildo in a twist

>>11361249
>Maybe just stop taking drugs?
This frfr.
While I've dabbled in thc/nicotine, using my imagination has strong results as well. Not at the level of thc/nicotine, yet.

>>11361214
How did it work out?
Did the 10" really turn out to be only 7.5", and was the thickness of a banana? Guys LOVE to brag about their dick game, but only once I had one really measure up - he was humble, and I came within a minute. Too bad he dumped me after 2 sessions, he said not many could take him, and I took him easily...

>>11361153
I have the same size d, and I find my skin is the issue, which makes cages tough. Have k3d viper, the curved ring is better than the flat, as it allows the sac skin to sit where it won't pinch.

>>11361023
I use a bd vector with cumtube to get up there - it flushes really well. I think it's the medium, it's about 11" long.

>>11361268
Isn't until tonight. And this guy's the real deal, sucked him off before. He's basically a pornstar desu, Im visiting the city and I can't belive he hit me up the other day. I hate that everyone thinks Im a slut because I am a proficient bottom, but the reality is I almost never meet, I just own a HiSmith.

>>11361274
>I hate that everyone thinks Im a slut because I am a proficient bottom
I think guys are threatened by bottoms who don't struggle with their dick. Like bro, you can fuck me as hard as you want, as long as you want, just deal with it.

>>11361278
Yeah it's super annoying. What, you want me to be too tight to take it, whining, undouched, have no control of my pelvic floor, and get a tear the next day? Don't you want to fuck as hard and as long as you want? Some guys are cool and appreciate it, others are fucking retards.

Best horsecocks for beginners only used to realistic dildos?

>>11361269
>$160
Don't really wanna risk easting that much

>>11361284
>others are fucking retards
So they're fucking you?

>>11361292
wasting*

>>11361285
I really enjoy my Jorhan from Neotori, i've got a medium but you might want to try a small. Really want to try a stoic next, not sure if thats horsey enough for what you're after though.

>>11361274
post pics

>>11361284
You should let us know how it goes, good or bad.
What shape is the cock?
>hismith
Get a F21S, better machine with depth control.

>>11357537
I can fit a 4inch diameter toy about 9 inches deep
> I can hilt Bad Dragons XL Baron
Have been fucking my h0gddwole for 16 years.

My 'plugged slim' from square peg will be here tomorrow, but wont have an opportunity to use it for a couple more weeks. Been a while since I have been able to play around so gonna have to do some warming up in the meantime.

>>11361198
I like the bag personally. I feel like it still takes forever (at least an hour), but it is a relatively chill experience. I'll usually be doggy style or laying on my left side when I'm using it. I just go until I feel like I'm full, hold it for a moment while I'm on the toilet, then expel.

>>11361295
Don't let guys who give away these notions a chance.
>>11361305
Cannot take screenshots of grindr albums. Ill get one tonight.

>>11361328
I will. How is is superior? Ill look into it.

>>11361337
Good on you anon!
>>11361362
>superior
Only in depth control.
It's lighter, so I velcro mine to the floor.
But it works with xtoys.
Hismith has a variable stroke as well, but more expensive, doesn't work well with its own app (as of 1 year ago), and does not work with xtoys.
It's about the same price as the hismith fixed-stroke.
Again, let us know how your date goes!

A guide to bottoming, by a top:
>be on time and clean
>be good at sucking
>follow instructions
>take loads

>>11361328
>$600

>>11361365
Hismith is similar.

>>11361214
>but I want to make sure when he's hitting my second hole that I don't shit
The best way to guarantee that is to it yourself first, use a dildo to reach the second hole and keep pushing it out, if theres shit there you will poop it, then during sex it wont be there anymore, its messy as fuck but I prefer this much more than having to deal with enemas and at the end of the day to guarantee that you wont shit poop water during sex you have to kind of do the same thing anyway

>>11361359
Your ass also needs to be in the picture

>>11361374
You could just not be a faggot
Just saying

>>11361379
I've tried but shoving stuff up my ass feels too damn good to give up

>>11361382
Just get a girl to do it

>>11361362
If you are DIY inclined check out the OSSM - open source fuck machine that offers more features than almost any commercial product

>>11361374
Yeah, I was wondering if anyone had any non-dildo methods because this works sometimes and then sometimes it doesn't come out until a half hour later.

>>11361379
But I am a faggot!

I like getting fucked so much. I wish I had been born female.

>>11361385
odds are they wont be as good at it

>>11361450
Same

>>11361450
Doing the fucking is just boring and unfulfilling for me now. Getting fucked just makes "normal" sex completely outdated

>>11361364
fascinating and original

>>11361371
There's no way these are big enough to be good

>>11361448
I think you have to learn the timings of your bowels and how it behaves when you eat (and on how you eat), but if you really are in an emergency "I need to be clean" you will probably have to do a deep enema to ensure you flushed it all out, and this will inevitably involve fiddling with that second hole to make sure all the water is gone, you can push it down to do it by hand if you dont want to/cant use a dildo but I believe theres no way around the mess

>>11361450
I also love it but don't necessarily wish I was a girl. I think it would make the whole wanting to be fucked thing a lot easier, but I just love to be the one receiving and being dominated and penetrated. Even in a more gentle situation, I like being the one who gets held and gently carressed ;_;

Have anons had sex with a guys cock anally? Was it more satisfying than with toys?

Settled on the jackpot/monster dong from hankeys toys, shape hits like a Grisser drawing molded into a real dildo
>>11361616
This is the most esl post but yes, even an average or below average sized dong demolishes the best dildo because they’re warm and pliable and they leak precum so they stay slick and moist longer. They feel like sex as opposed to a dildo which after having the real thing just feels like a dildo

>>11361616
its better

>>11361616
Regular real buttsex haver here for an actual, non-gooner meme response:

It depends.

That's the honest truth. Some guys are good. Some guys are okay. Some guys are bad. Bad guys are the ones that basically have no rhythm, no self-control, and only view sex as a means to get their dicks wet and blast some rope. Good guys actually consider the needs of the bottom and how they can get said bottom his own pleasure - and this is exactly the same for hetero sex as well.

Now that said, there's some things that make each one better or worse. Dildos, you can control every aspect of your play. Buy a toy with the dimensions, textures you like. You can control the speed, angle, length of play. But there's also the fact that while you can control it all, you also have to control it all. You have to do all the movements with your hands, arms, body, find ways to mount the toy.

With real men. it's more of a gacha game for what you're gonna get and it;s a larger commitment. You roll the dice on stats - do you get a 10/10 cock but he's a thoughtless asshole that doesn't get you off and smells bad? Do you get a 10/10 conscientious lover but he's got a tiny cock? Do you get a guy that gets you off every single time, but he has a wife and you only get to see him once a year?

There's also the consideration that with a man, you don't need to control anything. He does all the work (unless you're riding, but even then you get an attached mount and his legs and hands to help you along). A toy can't eat your asshole out before he goes for it. He can respond to your needs and speed up, slow down, change depth, angle, position, but doing it with a toy takes more time and effort depending on what you're doing.

Anon who was posting about deep cleaning and getting fucked tonight. Mission accomplished. I can post a green text if people really want one. I have pics, but I don't think this is the board for that? Ill do what the masses want. It was probably the best sex of my life.

>>11361616
>>11361633

Add to that, there's additional sensory impacts - smell is powerful and the odour of a horny man is a very powerful aphrodisiac. Skin on skin is very pleasurable. Having hands available to play with your body is very pleasurable. If you're into it, kissing is very powerful. All that leads to the release of all those feel good love hormones which enhances the experience. Everything is better when you've got that sense of emotional attachment.

Then there's dirty talk. A man who knows how to talk to you can have you practically shaking from orgasm just by talking. He knows the right words to make you moan or tip you over the edge. A good lover will know when to slow down, speed up, let you cool off, when to go hard. He knows how to bring you to the edge and then deny you. He knows when you're really ready for it and will let you release.

On the other hand, a bad lover will be bad. He'll shove a finger in and then go in without a single thought to your comfort. He'll pound away uncomfortably and painfully until he cums and then towel off and leave you. And even if you think you're into that, having your asshole uncomfortably mashed for his own pleasure and then left there isn't a nice feeling, trust me. Being used is only really a good time when you're used but it also feels good.

Also when you unlock multiple dry full body orgasms, you can get it every time. A guy can't get you there every time. Some of my best experiences and most powerful orgasms have been with a guy getting me there. Some of my worst, most painful, and most disappointing experiences have also been with a guy involved.

But that said, I've spent more time failing to get off with a dildo than with a guy. The only exception is my Njoy which gets me there every time but it lacks those additional physical, sensory, and emotional bonuses.

>>11361635
Post pics, nigger

>>11360198
Was looking at getting an IPL for face and others, is it just that electrolysis is better, or is laser/ipl dangerous on the face?

>>11360851
4ish flaccid, 8ish hard. Usually ran XL cages but recently bought a 55mm ring and flat/nub(just enough for the head) cages. More comfy than xl if you pack right honestly. Particularly the nub one. The flat comes off easy if I get hard.

>>11361635
This is definitely not the board for IRL pics but you could catbox it

>>11361760
Ill greentext with a catbox link in the new thread. I like this general, and didnt want to break any rules.

>>11360885
Alleged*

Not verified by anything trustworthy

>>11360996
I'll take it, send it to me

No reason to junk it

>>11361149
What are you poor

>>11361153
Go ask the chastity thread retard

>>11361198
3 squirts and I'm clean for 8" deep pounding by my fuck machine

Way more fibre, don't shoot the water up as strongly, you'll be fine

>>11361262
Stfu samefag retard

>>11361274
What patterns do you use on your hismith, and what size dildo are you mounting to it

>>11361285
Pegasus from topped toys

>>11361364
Sucking is gay, no thanks

>>11361635
You better fucking green text and link videos

>>11361895
it's a material with verifiable chemical properties that you get in your hand not something elusive

>>11361364
you sound like you're bad at sex

>>11361635
Anon, let us know how it went!
Also, hopefully you're in this city often, maybe hookup once every few weeks, especially if he can help improve your anal game with his skills.

>>11361904
>smallest size has a 2.5" head
Try BD mini chance.

>>11359795
Everything just came in today, the new Kitsune's Knot, Alien Breeder, and Minotaur. All medium sizing. Also bought a small suction cup and coring drill bit so I can let some of my other toys ride me instead of the other way around, or use bullet vibes. Would post picture, but phone is being dumb.
>>11359794
Late response, but have you looked at siliconenozzles? They have a lot of different enema attachments.

Guys. I did it. I just had fullbody back to back multiple anal orgasms. TRY A NJOY WAND OR SIMILAR SHAPED TOY IF YOU HAVENT!

15 years i've masturbated anally, I've tried different dildos of different sizes, small, large (10+ inches), and while it always felt good, i never had what you would call an anal orgasm, just enhanced normal orgasms.

Well I bought a NJOY wand, wanting to try something different, and holy moly. Took a few sessions to work out the right position & rhythm, But i just reached a climax I have never felt before.

Not feeling it in my dick at all, it was a full body shaking wave after wave pleasure fest orgasm/s that lasted about 15 minutes. I am blown away and feel like a teenager who just discovered cumming for the first time again.

>>11357102 (OP)
are some people just not built for anal? like genetically? i've tried all kinds of stuff and invested a lot of time into getting into it but it still doesn't feel good to me. it doeasn't even create sexual pleasure. i think i'm just unlucky.

>>11362062
It's a learned skill.
That said, per my experience and of others, being overweight makes it harder.
Tips:
1. relax
2. imagination
3. fast and slow and fast and slow...

>>11362092
i've spent like 4 years trying to learn lol

>>11362092
>Being overweight makes it harder
Oh...

>>11362106
Took me about 4 years to achieve fbo, now can have them in about an hour.

>>11362113
It's about hormones I believe.

>>11361635
We're ALL waiting to hear about the sex.
How did he fuck you?
Also, how did you suck him off without fucking him before - what was the circumstance?

>>11362012
That's awesome anon!
Now, you can keep having them!

>>11361923
You can't prove its actually been tested

The Chinese lie constantly

>>11362062
Is taken me ages to train my hole, every time i think I've mastered a new level i get a little further into feeling it more pleasurable than ever

>>11357102 (OP)
genuine question what is the point of prostate massagers? what are they even supposed to do?
i own various anal toys but i recently blew 150$ on a LELO hugo and i tried it and it's like, nothing? i genuinely don't feel anything no matter how high i turn up the vibration. it's like 10x less exciting than just fucking myself with a dildo.
so i'm just like really confused? it doesn't really do anything. and it's really really expensive. is it possible that it's like too small or too big? or do i have to like position it or something?
i feel ripped off and obviously you can't return sex toys so like wow what a waste of $150

>>11362227
Pointless, a fuck machine is far more effective

What do you think of this small Finn dildo? For a beginner trying to get his first anal orgasm :p

>>11362176
I was gonna wait for the next thread so it doesn't hang over. I already typed it out.

>>11361903
I use the remote (thinking of trying the app), and change the speed on the go. My warm up dildo is 8 inches, and then I have dildos of various sizes from 7 to 11 inches. I could post a picture of my collection, but there's no crazy fantasy dildos (yet). I do a lot of doggy and prone, as well as missionary and on my side.

>>11362227
I also bought one of these ages ago and didn't like it that much either. All those fuckers in the reviews were talking about how its like an instant orgasm but i get barely anything from it. Who tf are these people...

>>11362062
I might be wrong, but I think for most people, they have difficulty because people still think of the pleasure in terms of how they've always known it, through their penis. There's a constant comparison and expectation to ejaculate or have some type of analogous sensation. There's an expectation for a kind of feeling they're looking for, but the truth is, anal is a completely different thing, its so unlike penile stimulation that you basically have to relearn the feeling of masturbation. It gets talked about a lot, the "rewiring" process, but the descriptions never really explain it well. You have to learn how your ass can become a sex organ, the opening, walls, and prostate can all feel good, but you have to look for it. Think of it as if you're a young kid again who just discovered masturbation for the first time. You don't really know how to do it yet so you have to explore and see what you like. Concentrate on the small sensations and appreciate them, dont go hard and fast right away. Once you start noticing the small pleasurable sensations, they will slowly start to grow and over time become even more pleasurable than anything you've felt before.

>>11362282
i understand that it's different but it should still feel good, right? it just doesn't. the sensations aren't pleasurable. actually they kind of hurt (regardless of how much lube).

also i don't understand the "kid learning to masturbate" comparison because when i was a kid i just started touching my dick and it felt good it wasn't complicated at all

>>11362295
I think it should feel good, I'm not sure why it doesn't for you. Does rubbing your hole feel good at least?
>kid learning to masturbate
I just meant it more in the sense that you are exploring something new and unknown to you

>>11362296
it feels a little good to touch the hole, but only for a little bit and then it gets boring.
the first thrust feels good too but the i just don't feel anything.

>>11362299
What kind of lube are you using? Also I find if I don't play for a while, it takes a bit for the pleasure to come back. It feels good at first and then not much but it builds from there and then the sensitivity is back and it feels good until i take a long break again

>>11362227
they're fun to wear while you're fucking someone else but don't do much on their own. dildos/plugs are better for solo

>>11362260
Alrighit!

>>11357105
>Especially with drugs
Omg yes. I've been getting high on weed and pounding myself like two or three times a day for the past two weeks with my new 4.5 inch wide plug. My pussy is so tingly and sore but my desire to get fucked overpowers me.

>>11362227
best luck I had with these was to turn the strength way down and have it do a single pulse per second or so. less is more.

>>11360016
Very hot pic

>>11362295
>also i don't understand the "kid learning to masturbate" comparison because when i was a kid i just started touching my dick and it felt good it wasn't complicated at all
it's a lot closer to women figuring out their bodies

>>11362236
Without dimensions there's no point in giving an opinion

>>11362262
The patterns are goated

>>11362295
It took me several months, my ass would always be far too tight to enjoy it

Why no new thread still, yall lazy

>>11362956
not on page 10 yet. Also, whats stopping you from making one, retard

>>11362952
Oh sorry,
Total size: 17,5cm (6.9″)
Usable length: 15cm (5.9″)
Diameter upper shaft: 2,7cm (1.1″)
Diameter lower shaft: 5cm (1.9″)
It's a tiny bit bigger than my current dildo that I can take pretty well. I wonder if the spines would help read an anal orgasm...

>>11362981
That's tiny, you need thicker to ensure it rubs your prostate good

>>11362959
The fuck is the point of waiting until its page 10, by the time the new thread is up and op links the last one, it's already gone

>>11363133
>>11363133
>>11363133

fresh bread

>>11362956
>yall lazy
So are you apparently

>>11359126
Aftercare anon, cuddles and sweet warm words. All of that will let both of you (because it should go with and for both of you) feel being loved and appreciated

>>11363135
The irony is he probably already went to the new thread