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Previous: >>106234919

1st for kill all pajeets

>>106247650
2nd for they do the jobs nobody wants to do but better

learn a trade

I just want a dev job bros.

>>106247674
https://www.jobs.now/
You can find all of the listings intended for H1-B scammers here

IF YOU ARE A US CITIZEN I NEED YOU TO READ THIS

There exists certain jobs called PERM jobs, which is when rather than offering an H1B visa the job directly offers a green card which is permanent residence. These jobs are LITERALLY hidden from Americans by being placed in newspapers and obscure locations that Americans would not be able to find and apply, which makes the company able to hire the immigrant under the falsehood that they could not find an American to fill the job.

WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. The best option we have is to follow sites that manually parse through newspapers and upload the jobs onto a database that we can then apply to. Usually the PERM job is created for an existing employee but if US citizens apply to the PERM job they are required to consider all of them and put the PERM process on hold.

How we can fight back against this:

1) Go to jobs.now, and apply for any job that is event slightly relevant. Make sure to polish your resume for each job

2) Report every listing that you see to the USCIS through their online tip form

>>106247674
>>>/g/utwg

When I'm employed I miss being a NEET, when I'm a NEET I miss being employed. C'est la vie.

>>106247725
Found a startup so you can have it both ways and miss the time before you were born.

>>106248120
>Found a startup
been there, done that
no thanks

>>106247685
>>106247714
Gott damn I'm being underpaid.
>tfw give way less fucks than coworkers

>get multiple of views on LinkedIn
>even went through an interview
>no one wants to hire me
I'm desperate to quit my current job because my manager/boss is a retarded ex-coworker who shouldn't be our boss because the retard is unable to communicate clearly, our company has been going through multiple restructures and is undergoing yet another one right now, previous boss and multiple coworkers have been fired, some others have left, and my current coworkers are a bunch of zoomer retards, and I'm fucking TIRED of this shit...
I wish I was laid off. I really want to tell my boss to do it asap, please..

>>106247640 (OP)
>tfw everything I do is in Rust (or Cshart)
life is good bros. I never have to touch C++ again at this rate. no C++/CLI like shit in Rust though.

>thing takes 3 hours to do
>do it in a morning
>oopsie bossman it actually takes 2 full workdays haha
>have the day off
i love wfh

tired of webshit so I'm restructuring my resume and personal projects to get a nice government contracting job writing C or C++ or something. I despise my job rn because I am asked to do shit late at night or early in the morning on days off. Need a job where my work stays at work and I cant be asked to do shit at midnight saturday then at 6 am sunday morning.

>>106247714
lilbro this is /twg/.
You're looking for /utwg/.

>be product manager
>ask the devs to write stories
>attend no meetings or if you attend them sit there and say nothing
>have no deadlines, just have to run agile cermonies


I HATE PRODUCT NIGGER SO MUCH IF YOU ARE A PRODUCT NIGGER KILL YOURSELF BRUTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When your whole background is nothing but consultancies and startups, recruiters and interviewers only see you as some lying dumbass that can't do the job even though you got awarded projects from them. This whole system is flawed.

>>106247725
I've been a NEET for a bit over a month now. Haven't really missed employment yet, but I imagine I will when I want to buy something nice.

>>106247714
USA isn't that attractive desu.
On the other hand, I wish i could join Canadian army or American army as euro.

I got security experience.

I'm an English teacher that just started my first semester in OMSCS from Georgia Tech, hoping to change careers with a masters. Am I gonna make it, bros?

>>106248705
kys brownoid nigger

>>106248827
Depends on your specialization. If you are doing something gay like Policy or HCI its over time to ropemaxx

>>106248927
I'm planning on going the Computing Systems route, although my first course is Human-Computer Interaction because all classes were full

>>106248827
>Am I gonna make it, bros?
yes

>company never invested in proper code maintenance
>it's hacks all the way down
>it finally blew up
>nuclear meltdown.gif
It's SO fucking over or as the zoomies say "we are cooked"

>>106249080
thank you, i love you

>>106248827
I believe in you, you'll make it bro

>>106247725
if everyone moved to 2 workdays and 5 days weekends literally nothing would happen except for people would be happier (and probably start asking questions with more freetime on their hands)

why does every tech guy I know have the urge to quit and move to Japan as soon as they save up $1mil usd?

>>106249033
As long as HCI is not your specialization that's fine. If I were you I would try to max out on Computing systems. Thats my plan anyways Im preparing my application right now. Im not doing any AI/ML because I wouldnt get hired for those roles anyways even with a few years experience as a web dev

>>106249108
>please llm sama uncook this mess

that would be $250k + tip

>>106249167
you know too few tech guys

I am offically calling for the DEPORATION of all pajeets legal and illegal. Immigration status? Irrelevant. Who's with me?

>in meeting
>hear quiet discord ping come through someone else's mic

>>106249328
Discord pings my phone if I'm not using on the desktop.

>>106248349
Are you trans or CD?

>>106248539
You are a nigger or a pajeet or just a plain retarded. Either way you should reflect and think about if you really can consider yourself to be sentient or if you are just an 70 iq subhuman aimlessly performing actions based on external stimuli.

REGARDLESS OF YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYMENT STATUS, YOU CAN STILL APPLY TO THESE JOBS AND HALT THE PERM PROCESS OF IMMIGRANTS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS APPLY AND THAT STOPS THEM FROM GETTING A GREEN CARD STUPID APE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>106248544
I'm a software eng turned product manager and my life is 10x more stressful as a PM. You're probably just a shit dev though so no worries.

FUCKING HELL REPLY TO ME RECRUITER
ITS WORKING YOU GOT ME
IM NOT GONNA PLAY IT SLOW ANYMORE
I WILL ACCEPT ANY TEAM AT META JUST EMAIL ME BACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>106249542
Nah man you're a useless mouth breather working in a job that was introduced to help women and minorities have representation in tech. If you belong to these groups then I can understand how your pea-brain gets overclocked when you have to do any actual work. Funny how you are mad at me yet you arent proving me wrong.

>>106248544
I have no idea what my team's PM does. He doesn't plan our project timelines or is really involved in our projects or anything.

As best I can tell he just shows up to meetings and asks for updates which he then copy pastes into emails and slack messages.

>>106249574
how long have you been at team matching

>>106249605
i had my first matching call friday
radio silence since

>>106249598
I think the only two things my manager did was sit in meetings and ask "can we make some other team do this?"

>>106249160
I appreciate you, thank you

>>106249636
that's good. if you literally get any call with a HM, you should get the offer unless you told your recruiter that you want to wait for 2 more possible team matches

>>106249598
What PM does:
Sadly about 50% of developers won't do any work at all without a PM, Manager, or Tech Lead asking the developer what the did yesterday, what the plan to do today. A Tech Lead is usually too busy to be far enough up the ass of such lazy, imposter developers... I found this out when managing devs became part of my job.

Blame the useless asshole devs like people on this board that brag about doing 3 hours of work every two days... IT IS THEIR FAULT WE HAVE SOME USELESS ASSHOLE PM pinging the busy devs derailing their flow.

>>106249574
Lucky you. I got a soft no two weeks ago after going through the whole thing. My app is still active so either they forgot to close it out or they're keeping me on ice.

>>106249643
what is your manager's actual job title? be specific.

amazon recruiter reached out about a remote position last week
I thought amazon didn't do remote work after the scamdemic, what happened?

>>106249782
I can't remember what his stupid job title was. I'm no longer employed there.

>>106249832
You are a pajeet or chink getting hired through etnic nepotism

>>106249841
brazilian, actually

>>106249874
so an H1B beaner or an outsourced beaner. still proves my point. you brownoids are all the same

>>106249904
you do know we have amazon here, right? Are we not allowed to work in our own branch?

>>106249916
>Do you know that Jews and Poos did a bad thing

>>106249941
>companies are not allowed to provide services to another country

>>106249959
This concept of yours that American companies have to tend to the interests of the global is Jewish. Enjoy your remote job I guess, make sure to thank the Jews while you're at it.

>>106247640 (OP)
>omg you work remotely?!
>you can go travel Europe and Asia and be a digital nomad!
Yeah, but I do things a little different

>>106250134
Is your monthly salary $100?

>>106250073
>This concept of yours that American companies have to tend to the interests of the global is Jewish
nta
americans (and the english, and european powers in general) are the ones that IMPOSED said concept.
it's time to accept that YOU ARE THE JEWS that you hate so much.

>>106250134
anon are you drinking a bowl of onions sauce

Anyone have that image of a twitter chain where some guy explains how indians take over tech companies?

Does anyone ever get harassed for being "too slow" but really the card they're complaining about was actually sitting and waiting for feedback from them before I can get to the next step? What's the point of forcing this card system on us if these fuckers don't look at the cards or the comments? So dumb.

>>106248380
>Finish the ticket
>Dont commit for 4 days
>Push it Thursday afternoon
Can’t believe this isn’t taught in schools

>>106247640 (OP)
is that a stuffed mr snibs the crab?

>>106250556
>>106248380
You guys are lucky. I just get a single ticket, something like, expand national tax deduction to worldwide. 7 points. My boss believed that developers would say that something was 20 points, when it was 5 or something, and that we'd then sit around on our ass all day. So this genius came up with him just creating tickets and estimates.

>>106250537
>Does anyone ever get harassed for being "too slow"
No.

god i hope this shit ends soon

same, i don't know how much longer i can go on

I’ve been trying to work up from helldesk and there’s so much shit to learn, steady studying but now I feel bad for wasting time playing video games over the weekend and staying up until 3 last night. I’m broke and in debt

>>106250556
just don't forget to update the timestamp kek

>>106250556
https://missing.csail.mit.edu/

Has anyone else found it fascinating how poopjeets seemingly spawn out of nowhere. Just saw new deformed fecaloids in my office today maybe when someone doesnt flush the toilet if it sits there for too long a poopjeet spawns out of it. Not sure just a theory

>>106249764
A tech lead can also be useless but get away with it by hiding their incompetence behind a veil of bullshitting and smooth talking. The management aspect of the role allows them to get away with a lot more than a lazy dev because they can delegate tasks.

well lads, i just got laid off.
first time in my career.
guess ill see you all over at /utwg/ once the rest of the industry collapses.

>>106251478
Oh that looks like it was a good idea.

>>106251519
>got laid
>complains

fuck off

>>106251519
Are you a US citizen? Please go ape-shit on this website: >>106247714

Apply for anything and everything near you, especially the remote jobs

>>106251548
It should probably go in the OP actually

>>106251554
im not complaining. ill be getting paid to play battlefield 6 :D
>>106251570
nope im a leaf. company is american tho and seems to be dumping all employees outside the usa.

>>106251620
read their post again anon

>>106251703
Why?

>>106250799
I never understood the point shit. We used to play points poker to assign points and I doubt it was ever useful.

The actually useful thing we did once we had better-defined teams was that we discussed the tickets during sprint start. So if a ticket said "Create a new production environment", we'd discuss what it'd entail, people would raise up issues they'd think of, we'd link to existing documentation, etc. That was actually useful and probably everyone in the call got an understanding how big or small a ticket was from the plan we'd write out.

A lot of potential pain points would also be brought up in this discussion since everyone on the team was looking at it.

>>106251703
kek

>5:05
>get at teams IM "hey anon,"
>typing...
>close my laptop

>>106251722
they made a joke about you getting laid as in you have sex and you complain

i dont actually want to work at fagman, i just want
1. other people to know i work there
2. that's it
is there an arrangement where I just pay them to lie and say I work there, while keeping my comfy wfh no-name company job

>>106251896
no but they're willing to interview high caliber candidates to waste their time

>>106250312
it was actually onions sauce :/

>>106249425
>if I'm not using on the desktop.
>if I'm not using on
>using on
get deported jeet.

>>106251791
I know they did. why are you telling me to read it again?

>week 2 without videogames
>life feels dull and boring
>I am much more productive and get shit done
>I want to relapse so bad

>>106251896
i work at a fagman and it's pretty shitty other than the pay, i often daydream of going back to my comfy wfh no-name job

If someone uses Vscode, I don't hire them. Jet gods only.

have you all ever gotten someone fired? what for?
coming up on my 2nd one this year....

>>106252487
Details, did they deserve it in both instances?

>>106252487
Just helped ensure that we gathered enough evidence so that they were caught in the next layoff round, which is a trick I've pulled off at least 3 times that I can remember.

>>106252487
Yep this boomer was sitting next to our customers looking at Yahoo news all day and had no clue what was going on. Took 18 months to get rid of him because my management is retarded. He's now a data entry guy for another company... lol

Do you guys make racist comments about indians when drinking with coworkers?

I find it hard not to. I mean, I'm not stupid, I don't drink too much when at work or work events, to the point I'll do something stupid and get in trouble. But I rarely drink, and if one day, let's say, there's a company event (or just coworkers "hanging out" but in practice it's basically being at work) and I get a couple beers on an empty stomach, I may lose enough inhibition to start talking shit about pajeets.

One time I got in trouble for it. And recently I was very tame because I wasn't that drunk, but still said things I otherwise wouldn't have, and when I realized I got worried because I like this job. kek.

Do you have experiences like this?

>>106252552
if there's one thing I learned about all those cringe work place harassment videos is that work doesnt end as long as someone else from the job is there, so no im not dumb enough to drink at work even if others do it and we are at a bar

just had a workshop with a bunch other teams in my company
now i know why some people are always on edge
they are useless and they know it, they are scared they notice they arent usefull
i think it companies could fire a lot more people

>>106252576

high IQ

i think the same. as far as i am concerned, i am still basically at work.

but you also have to talk to them and pass the time. can't be at the bar talking about the tasks at work like it's a meeting. so i end up talking shit about pajeets if i drink even a bit (i dont usually drink so that's also why).

>>106252503
first guy, i've never met such a retard in my life...he was truly some sort of unicorn of stupidity
very charming though so it helped him keep the job longer than he should have had it
second guy just keeps telling clients "i'll call you back" and then just does whatever the hell he wants
he's 100% remote worker 2k miles away and a long island jew

>>106252576
by the way, at one of those work harassment trainings at a previous job, they said that if you walk by a woman and brush her shoulders it's rape. kek

next year i guess some people complained and they made the training sound like rape and harassment goes both ways and women harass men just as much. in my opinion both extremes are cringe. its obvious that women don't give average looking men much attention at all let alone harass.

I WENT BACK TO SCHOOL TO GET A TECH DEGREE SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO HEAVY LIFTING ANYMORE AND TODAY ALL I DID WAS HEAVY LIFTING

Does anyone actually get hired? It seems impossible.

I got hired last year

>>106252785
My condolences

>>106253002
Yeah I know, it kinda sucks. I'm probably going to quit after I get my 1 year stocks

>>106247714
NO NO NO SARS YOU CAN'T APPLY TO THOSE THIS IS UNFAIR MODI HELP US!

>>106252576
I used to feel this way but now I just don't care enough about anyone involved to not drink with coworkers. Of course I don't care enough about anything else to feel the need to drink anymore either so my behavior is still the same.

>>106252323
play a gacha like the rest of us

>>106247714
Correction: the H-1B is already working the job. Filing PERM is part of the green card process. Jeets are on a century long backlog so they'll never get it, but getting to the stage after PERM allows them to renew their H-1B indefinitely.
t. leaf who's already cleared this part of the green card process

>>106248539
I've started reporting Indians to ICE :)

>started collage late
>finishing up my degree in a year
>workforce rn

>>106253296
Unironically, you might be fine. The One Big Beautiful Bill reinstated engineers as R&D expense - tax advantage - and there's currently a 90% probability of interest rate cuts in September. If the rate cuts happen then expect more in 2026. You fucking missed the party. Lucky little shit.

How are job offers like this even real?
I'm 35 years old and my previous jewish boss literally CRIED when I asked for a $200 monthly raise and I know for a fact his company was earning dozens of millions per month
How are companies able to afford paying this to little kids?

Internet is a fad go find a job at the mall instead losers. Take your degree and go be a manager at gamestop.

>>106253158
How is it so bad up north that the fucking USA in 2025 is any better?

>>106253646
Only top talent wins now. Dog eat dog world

>>106253815
>VC
yeah, only those already in the game are allowed in there. They're all glorified gamblers.

>>106247674
>I just want a dev job bros.
Sorry, anon. You don't conform enough to the social ass licking club that we have here.

>>106247685
lmao that site is trash. I put in several major cities and there we're nothing.

>>106247714
>>106247685
Also, these jobs are listed on the company websites. You guys are fucking retarded, and deserve unemployment.

>>106253815
She's a stock analyst, you need to literally have a dad in the game; or suck that dad's cock and balls empty for a few months.

>>106247640 (OP)
>interviewed for a promotion for an in-person role
>did really well
>learn I'm going to have to move to another state in a few weeks
>I got the promotion but still have to move
>management hates it cause they love me
fucking feels bad man

>>106253987
Work that position remotely within your current office.

>>106253999
I wish I could, I'd have to be pretty hands on with a few things

>>106253999
You remote-workerfags are the reason every job is in india now.

>>106254165
Yeah I guess the boomers were right when they said "If it can be done from home, it can be done in india"

>teammate pushed unrelated code to our repo
>it's a mouse jiggler

>>106247663
No, they do the bare minimum and don't give a shit about anything. They're only doing for the chance of getting out of their shithole country

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
FUCK GOING TO THE OFFICE AAAAAAAAAA WHY AM I WAKING UP AT 5AM TO SIT IN FRONT OF MY LAPTOP

>>106254614
Wait till you have to work with ones who give a shit and appear like they give a shit to anyone who's not closely paying attention (management). They'll make you look bad in comparison by brown nosing, hosting lunch & learns, sending out emails and generally making themselves visible, gaming the metrics they're evaluated on (like how many lines of code you pushed), all the while merging unmaintainable code with bugs unbeknownst to them, creating shitty processes and generally making your life harder, thus making it even harder for you to succeed in that environment. They're truly the kikes of the tech world and Elon needs to put his money where his mouth is

>>106247663
t. Patel

>>106252552
we never say anything overt, but it's part of the common understanding within management
if you do say something people would judge you as stupid, not because of racism, but because of not playing the game

>>106252552
>I find it hard not to
Brother you're fucking stupid

>company party
FUUUUCK

>>106251740
I still don''t understand why complicate it with the points thing. When measuring afterwards it still translates to manhours, so why not immediately estimate manhours instead?

you're supposed to have a refinement meeting where everyone discusses the requirements and identifies interactions, challenges, tips, synergies, etc

then you give a point score that is just a multiple of the effort of your smallest repetitive task that everyone has done once before. Let's say you have some dumb shit you have to do manually every week and it takes a couple hours, bang that's one point. Then you can measure everything else relative to that effort. Maybe jeet takes 8h to do it, you take 5min, it doesnt matter, in terms of effort it's 1 point. and big project is 2, 3, 5, etc

then when every ticket for the sprint has points estimated, they get spread out among everyone, trying to keep a balanced budget. Even if jeet takes 8h to do it a 1 point, he still gets assigned 15 points just like everyone else. That's what the points are about.

>>106254416
what's the point of a mouse jiggler? I just leave some apps open that prevent the machine from locking. No external dependencies, only corpo certified shit. Won't cause any suspicion if they look at the process dump. Sometimes I switch windows manually and reply to IMs once in while

>>106251740
you are holding it wrong, like a junior. The point of planning poker is to overestimate the tickets you want to do and giving yourself freetime while underestimating the others so when you still underdeliver it does not trigger anyone.

>>106255635
Just don't go.

>>106255863
I don't go to work to not do work.

>>106255935
>I don't go to work to not do work.
I love coworkers who handle boredom by doing the work that I don't want to do.

>>106255718
We generally didn't assign tickets at the start of sprints. Really only if something was someone's expertise or it was urgent. Otherwise we just picked tasks from the sprint as we had time, or from the backlog if we ran out of tickets in the sprint.

>>106255935
you go to work to collect a paycheck. You wouldnt do your job for free. Your job is to navigate corpo bs. Doing it the naive way is simply suboptimal. If you value yourself as a knowledge worker, you are expected to up your game

>>106256005
>You wouldnt do your job for free.
I do code for free and put it up on my GitHub for the world to see, so in a way, I would. I just wouldn't do all of the other BS like meetings and planning poker for free.

The more I think about it, the ideal balance to strike is to max out on competence while also being unreliable. The unreliability gets you tasked less, but the competence also earns you some autonomy. And if you really burn too many things with the unreliability as to become a real problem, you job hop and leverage the competence to get your foot in the next door (and probably get a pay rise in the same process).

>>106250134
bet you're in Viet

Front end developers, how do you do it? I got hired as a backend dood but I'm expected to do more front end tasks and doing user interfaces fucking sucks.

>>106256123
No corporation cares about competence. It's almost considered a bad thing. Reliability is all that matters.

>>106255836
teams will mark you as "away" if you dont look at it in a while. retarded failed normies think time spent on teams marked "online" is a "kpi"

Do you guys still WFH while sick? Have a bunch of meetings today and I don't want to attend them at all.

>>106257098
Sick days are for little kids. As an adult, taking a sick day should be embarrassing for you. If you don't need to go to the hospital, get your ass to work.

>>106257137
mr tough guy

>>106256565
How can you be reliable without being competent? Define "reliability".

>meet with project manager
>he has no idea what's going on
>he has no idea what the goals of the project are
>he has no idea what the timeline is
I don't get it. I see it all the time. What the fuck are they doing?

>>106257137
nah i have grown-up vices and some days i simply choose to not show up in favor of lying in bed in the Recovery Position trying not to throw up last night's rotgut

>>106257160
Shut the fuck up I am gooning in peace.

>>106257098
I do call in sick occasionally, but the best plan if you sound sick is to try and get on a call with your manager, sound really sick, and then have them be the one to say you can get some rest or whatever, that way you get the rub from being a trooper and still masturbate all day like >>106257192

Work cuck

>>106257155
reliably fail every ticket that is assigned to you

>>106256123
Job hopping is so much harder these days. Been trying for the past year.

>>106257257
superb parrot

>>106253646
Because you work for a no name shit shack that caps at maybe 200 million a year in revenue ignoring costs. Meanwhile meta makes 168 billion in annual revenue off ads placed around shrimp Jesus. If you want big money you need to work for big money companies.
You're going to trade your soul for it though.
t. Working for a big money company and hating it but I can't leave unless I want a 50k pay cut.

>posted one second ago one million applications
No human is reading my submission. What's the most ATSmaxxed resume format?

>>106257326
Getting a human referral.

>>106257155
>Define "reliability".
failing in a manner that does not trouble your boss

>Promoted as a senior
>None of what our company does is standard nor is it anywhere close to best practice
how the fuck am I suppose to find a job elsewhere? I feel like such an imposter.

>>106257257
It's not a joke i saw that promotion happen at work. He became the PM for our section while the other guy shifted to more important projects.

I hate gatekeeping dev ops niggers so much. Either I pass the tech interview and the position gets closed, or the retarded overcompensating bitch gets mad jealous and cans my application. Now I work as a cable faggot nigger.

>we need ci/cd to make things easy!
>just fill out this twenty step process
>we need ci/cd to avoid human error!
>just copy and paste and manually fix this xml file every time
Tired of these rube goldberg machines. There's a place for it, sure, but a lot of times you're taking something that takes fifteen seconds and you're turning it into a month long affair, and you aren't even avoiding manual clicks and edits.

>>106257426
Get out now. It's where I am now and it sucks.

I hate linkedin it's all Indians now.

>>106257575
ngl repeating the same question here.
how? I have too much yoe for a junior role and applying for senior roles I feel like I can EASILY get fucked over once I'm in

>>106257596
>indian name
>white pfp
everyone wants to be white

whats the situation with editing employment history on linkedin?
at my first company 4 years ago i worked for 1 year and i wanna edit it that it says i worked there for 2 and a half cause i have trouble with air between employments. It wasn't my fault i left that place though. realistically, can i get in trouble for this? its been years

>>106257769
>can i get in trouble for this?
lmao, no

>>106257810
thanks mate, they are really assblasting me for leaving that company after a year, i had like probably 5-6 situations they gave me shit for it on interviews and God knows how many interviews i missed cause of that.
I know I know how to code and how to make stuff done, its just that I can't even get or pass an interview cause of stuff like this

>>106257691
It's also my HDR monitor that whitewashes ever screenshot

>>106257810
>>106257769
Just a head's up, if you work for a big company you may have to do their own background check and if you lie on that you're fucked. Mine was annoying and took about a week to process and required a drug test. I'm 30 and don't have 10 years of work experience because I was in college, they needed my transcripts and in-depth timelines of my floating around temp jobs after graduating. Linkedin is less important though.

>>106257884
i dont plan on working for such corpos, i guess most of companies dont do background checks. if they do ill just pass

>Wanna be a big man and make big money
>Bitches about little ole background checks

I have no motivation anymore.
>move
that's what im trying to do you bitches you think it's as easy as filling a job application?! everyone wants a freaking unicorn everywhere.

No but seriously it should be illegal to schedule meetings before 9am.

>>106257869
>monitor settings affect screenshots
this man makes 192k/yr complaining that IT won't give him admin passwords

>>106258033
I'd do a 0800 meeting. Or a 0730 meeting.

>>106258083
HDR isn't a monitor setting. You need to actually feed HDR content into the monitor from the source.

>>106258033
or 9am. or 1pm or 12pm or 4pm.
Those are my "NO" meetings. idgaf fire me if you want. i'll get an actual autism/ocd test and succeed it on purpose so I can get file a discrimination lawsuit.

>>106249167
why NOT move to japan?

>>106256950
Might not be a definite "kpi" but management can easily see it. Especially if you're part of a highly visible team, and they certainly use it to help gauge how "committed" you are at the company. You don't want to be seen as not being a team player, right?
This is not going into the bugs Team has either where it marks you offline even though you are literally sending messages to people on the app

>>106258197
Because you're a foreigner and they hate you. You probably don't know the language or culture either.

>>106257192
Cute tomboy whore

>>106258207
no one actually cares. teams marks you "away" if you dont have it in program focus for like five minutes. if you were actually working on anything you'd be away/offline automatically and if you're constantly online everyone knows you are just using a mouse jiggler and are actually in fact literally away, likely jerking off

>>106257098
When you attend meetings do you actually remember stuff /take notes or just mindlessly listening while doing something else

>>106258220
Cows can't be tomboys.

>>106258155
also anyone get random cold calls from people without any context? i notice my company likes doing that a lot and it's starting to really fucking piss me off. No, I'm not your fucking personal attendant. let me know how I can help you and stop ringing me up without fucking context. oh my fucking god I might actually have autism.

>>106258230
even when im not sick i keep getting invited into meetings i do not give an actual fuck about. i just honestly use that time to lie down and just relax until I get randomly cold called out of nowhere.

Anyone else hate it when people stand in the middle of the hall way, blocking the path, talking to each other?
I swear people lack self awareness.

>>106258214
it's fine, they'll learn to love me
worst case you simply hang out with other expats since tokyo is filled with them

>>106258325
It happens, I'm more annoyed at leadership talking about me when I'm in earshot.

>>106258325
No, I live alone.

>>106258325
I haven't seen a hallway in five years.

>>106258263
I get cold calls from three specific coworkers (yes you know the kind).
Everyone else is pretty good about staying their problem and then asking if we can talk about the problem over a call.

>be C# dev
>have to use C++ dll
>extremely annoying because both compilation and runtime is slow as fuck
>boss doesnt give a shit
>C++ dev is an old guy with tenure that takes every suggestion as a personal attack

How would you try to push through without making everyone angry?
Some changes are as small as removing “static” from a single variable that would allow it to be run in parallel.
Should I just stop giving a shit like my boss?

>>106258499
>Should I just stop giving a shit like my boss?
Yes.

>>106254165
>managerjeets are coming up with new excuses to abuse locals while hiring from india

>>106258499
tell the boomer that you're going to migrate everything to go

>>106256123
Nah, Scott Adams already called out that scam back when he was sane. Competency is a curse in the industry, not a boon. Everyone comes to you to fix things, you get more work and more responsibility, but you never get the promotion and pay raise to go with it.

>>106258499
rewrite his dll in c#
then tell your boss you've got a great plan to save 100k / year

all I can hope for at this point is the team to get their heads out of their asses and accept that there aren't any better candidates after half a year of searching

>>106258499
add extern "C" api's to the dll and use P/Invoke instead of C++/CLI bullshit.

>>106258008
What anime is this?

>>106258734
Naruto

>>106248544
the PM at my work tries to get us to run the ceremonies too. She literally tries to offload everything on to us. Another dev quit this week and she tried to be like "okay who will run our daily this week???" and we waste 10 mins on this, only for another dev to say "maybe you should do it nigger PM? We are down devs and need to focus on work instead of running meetings"
such a stupid fucking nigger, she is an actual dumb fucking nigger and I have to hold myself back from calling her such.
>have massive problems with our React Native SDK due to the architectural shift and the PM saying dont touch its in "maintenance mode"
>gets us in a meeting to explain why after 2 years of not touching it that we need at least 2-3 sprints to unfuck it
>"uhuh uhuh uhuh"
>she writes a document advocating to decommission ALL mobile SDKs: iOS, Android, and React Native
>no one reads it and it goes nowhere thankfully
Beyond that its check ins with my boss: "PM says you didnt update the RN docs now that it is decomissioned". I say i did it 4 weeks ago and let her know in a DM with the new docs. She said "if the solution architect approves its good" again deferring to others. Then link my boss to a slack thread where she tried to call me out for not updating the docs, I said this was done and sent screencaps of the docs to her. Asking if she read the content of the link she posted. Only for her to say "ohh im just looking at this now, I don't want it like this"

YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKING NIGGER THAT CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT WE DO
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK WOMEN
MOST IMPORTANTLY: FUCK NIGGER WOMEN GO BREATHE AIR WITH YOUR BIG NOSTRILS ELSEWHERE

when you guys have anonymous company reviews, what do you put? I usually just put all 5 stars. i don't give a shit it's worthless and leadership never does anything with it.

>>106248544
Product niggers barely have any job to do and they cant even do that. They cant even reply to an email asking if they want a red or blue button

>>106257769
You can change it to say whatever but these places will run a background check on you when you get the position and they'll see you lied and rescind the offer. Bad look.

>>106256123
so basically, become a drug addict?

Does anyone actually love their job and company here?

>>106258868
Those aren't anonymous. Therefore I ignore them unless my boss pings me to do it, and in that case I just mark best scores for everything. Not because they don't have impact, but because I'll never reveal my attitude to my employer.

>>106259105
funniest shit my filter is failing and I'm starting to really rant about how much I fucking hate everything to my boss.

but my employee reviews will always be 5/5
:D

my boss is happy with the prototype I built and once we get it into production we can ditch some expensive software that costs a lot of money. it's several people's salaries worth of money, and every division is being pressured to cut costs or lay people off
I'm saving people's jobs out here. feels good

>>106259315
my boss is happy with my prototype,
then goes back and changes the scope and it gets put into pause because a bunch of freaking beaurcracy shit. this has happened like 6x already and I'm so done with it lmfao.

i mean aren't you losing people who support that expensive software?

>>106259315
you've just made your boss' kpi look better
but they're still getting fired, silly niggy

think its finally time i start learning some AI shit before i get shitcanned, whats the dealio
which bits are actually useful and which are garbage

>>106259535
Use it on problems where you'd usually spend hours trying to fix something.

>>106259546
is it good enough for that kind of shit? i thought it could only solve basic problems

>>106259557
Think of it as an extremely autistic coworker who is somehow really good at certain tasks but will shut down completely for everything else. You'll quickly learn his triggers.

>>106259571
what about the agentic shit

>in a quarterly call
>people asking the dumbest questions imaginable
anyone else? I don't mind listening to the hogwash as long as I get my entertainment on hearing the dumbest shit possible.

>>106259535
>>106259546
>>106259557
I mean AI isn't that hard. I don't know why people have difficulties or shrieking about using it. Just ask it basic tasks that you're arsed to write like how to get one value here to one value there, or how to transform this to that. just really simple shit and build on it. hell sometimes hail mary it and ask for a program that does what you want it to do then just compile, run and review and edit.

>>106259589
>Just ask it basic tasks that you're arsed to write like how to get one value here to one value there, or how to transform this to that
but isnt it being hailed as the thing that will end cs jobs for good, whats the point if thats all it can do

>>106259597
>hail mary it and ask for a program that does what you want it to do then just compile, run and review and edit.
it probably won't get it right off the bat, but given some reiterations it can do some gnarly shit.

like you're in the days of excel being introduced. maybe you should be scared, maybe you shouldn't. i don't really give a fuck. I just need money to invest into AI stocks.

>>106259614
god i hate excel, what a fucking piece of shit that is

>>106259617
better alternatives?

>>106259634
i use openoffice for basic shit, anything complicated i'd rather code something up then fiddle around in excel

>there are losers who will skip the grind tomorrow.
I'm glad I'm not one of them.

>>106256950
I even made a script that tracks team's afk time and send results weekly to our manager.
>Germans cannot be tracked
>Also Germans have a habit of collectively going for lunch exactly 11:50 and comming back couple hours later. >Mahlzeit.

>>106259645
>openoffice
meant libreoffice
>then
than

>>106259645
do you corporate

>>106259653
yes but im a codemonkey, work pc has excel on it but i rarely ever use it

>>106259597
>isn't it being hailed
The only people making such claims are the ai shartups seeking investor funding and the people who fall for it. All involved are in the same IQ bracket. I'll give you a hint: It's measured in only two digits.

>>106259337
I support it, and if I'm saving all this money with some shit I built, I think my team and I are in the clear for cost-saving
I don't have any of that bureaucracy shit, I got told "anon, we're spending a lot of money here, can we ditch this thing we only use half the features of and build something with free software?" so I told them we sure can
hashed out what we needed with the boss for an hour and finished building it in probably 4 hours of actual work. no scope creep, no approvals, no design methodology BS, no PMs. I just built the damn thing

>>106259579
mostly a waste of time for anything that's not a toy problem

>about to pivot internally to the AI research team
>interview went well and accepted
>just need some paperworks signed and i'm good
"all you need is bootcamp" and "you don't need math to program" crowd, where you at? i wanna laugh at you. it turns out just-in-time certification is just that.

>>106259690
nice. wish my boss was like that.
you might've put yourself and the team on the guilotine though tbqh.

>>106259535
do you use Outlook? try using "Summary by Copilot" in any of the emails you have full context/understanding of.
it's fucking terrible and can't even get its facts straight when it's a short email thread. this shit isn't taking your job anytime soon.

>>106259761
what emails are you writing, i think it does fine.

>>106259737
eh, I'm not so sure. I'm mostly just replicating features that we had to pay for. none of it really replaces us, and we're the primary beneficiaries of the software we're paying for. if the execs see we're down on costs and our output has remained the same or has gotten better, I think we're in the clear

>>106259770
usual tech corpo email threads, what else?
the biggest offender is that AI doesn't have the balls to say "hey i don't fucking know, the discussion about this stopped here" because it's only trained to provide SOME kind of response. for example:
>someone asks question X
>it gets dropped after "hey, quick call?" and discussion moves on to question Y
>copilot makes shit up to make connections between question X and answers to question Y
it's just not good at reading the room, because it can't. nothing wrong with that. what's wrong is we keep employing AI tools in places they don't belong and pretend like it boosts productivity when it doesn't.

>training the new hire
>boss asks her if she could do x
>"anon hasn't went over it yet"
>Taught her how to do it literally yesterday
it's one thing about saying I forgot, but saying you never seen it before actually infuriates me. what the fuck

>>106259823
man mine does fine maybe you got an old version

>>106259824
she obviously wants your dick anon
take the hint already

Idk I'm starting to get really annoyed at indian people working on our systems. I don't know how much information I should give them and they never go through the proper channels. They might legit be my straw that breaks my back, I already thought about quitting lol.

>>106259865
>starting

>>106259824
you should have proper documentation of all your kt materials so that you can just point her to the docs/recordings.

>>106259823
When you using chatgpt I usually insult it like “you sound like a redditor” or “don’t patronize me, you fucking robot” and it gives me better replies. But I’m not gonna do it at work, don’t want “clankerphobe” on my permanent record

>>106259865

A bit late to the party mate. My org has been neck deep with their nonsense for years. It's basically a hostage situation now.

>>106259865
>>106260091
let me guess, your company hired an indian engineering manager who hired other indians as well?

>>106247640 (OP)
>Workload keeps increasing

>daily recruiter messages
>reply to every single one of them
>80% ghosting rate
cunts

>>106257323
>50k pay cut.
Is 50k/year worth your soul?

I'll be honest. I'm not entirely sure if I keep disagreeing with my boss now because I'm a hater or because I dislike the direction he takes things.

>>106260155
>please do the needfuls with the AI for more productivity

My VP keeps fucking hijacking all my optimization projects and scope creeping the fuck outta it and it's actually starting to piss me off.

Anyway to tell him to fuck off? My boss has no fucking spine.

>was on a call with a subcontractor
>a guy said do you need "up's"
>"up's? I'm not familiar"
>he was saying UPS's uninterruptable power supplies
>felt like a retard

>>106260590
I think he's asking where to drop off his parcels.

>got so hyped to leave this shit job
>got an interview
>interview managers like me
>rejected
this is even more despair than when I'm unemployed and looking for a job....

>>106259823
>it's just not good at reading the room, because it can't
I have some coworkers like that. Hopefully AI replaces them.

>>106259645
>>106259617
literally filtered by excel KEK WHAT A BITCH

>>106260590
yeah bro i need them HUGE ups

>>106261099
the shai 001 looking fires tbqh

>>106260115
Sounds like they need to hire Pakis to increase workplace diversity.

Our users are starting to sound fucking passive aggressive and I'm starting to really drop my filter too.

There are absolutely stupid questions.

I hate indians so god damn much.

>>106259645
I always use sqlite cli with views instead of spreadsheets. Spreadsheets are never properly normalized and it always feels so scatterbrained.

I have this person who I'm supposed to be getting technical details from, and I can't understand a fucking thing she says. Sometimes I can get past that with other people by forcing text communication instead of verbal, but she has the reading comprehension of a gnat so that doesn't work either. I'll ask a yes or no question and I'll get this thirty minute long verbal trip around the world that is totally indecipherable, and still no answer.

There's no fucking way anybody else on these calls understands a word she is saying, I know they don't, but everyone acts like I'm insane for getting frustrated that I'm supposed to deliver a product with zero known requirements and constantly changing directions where my only contact is speaking klingon. God I'm so fucking sick of this.

My company's CTO became obsessed with "Airgapping" recently and doesn't seem to know what it means. He wants me to do a "cost and risk analysis assessment" to see if we can move our cloud infrastructure (that we use for our public-facing website and all of our billing) to an airgapped system.

Why is airgapping such a meme among sec larpers and do they actually know what it means?

guess i need to order more keyboards
fucking hell i hate being alive

>>106261760
>move our cloud infrastructure (that we use for our public-facing website and all of our billing) to an airgapped system.
???????

>>106261760
isnt it just a system that has no network connection in any way?

>>106261760
>>106261835
>>106261838
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sneakernet

>>106261760
I don't see the problem. Aren't airgapped systems more secure?

would I increase my risk of getting fired if I took an entire month (4 weeks) off at once at my job?
I'm only 2 years in and I do have the PTO hours saved up, my manager says it's okay but idk... nobody else on my team has taken longer than 2 weeks off in the past 4 years I feel uneasy about it

>>106261917
you'll go crazy by week 3, just do 2 weeks

>>106261917
i wouldn't take all your PTO at once because what if you sneeds it later and yeah they might hire a contractor to replace you "temporarily" but then do some "corporate restructuring" once they realize they dont need you/can hire an indian who will never take vacation ever

>>106261944
what no LOL

>>106261864
They are, that anon is just a retard who doesnt know anything about Cybersecurity.

>>106261917
how do you have 28 days of vacation saved up by August with only 2 YOE? is it actual vacation days or is it "unlimited" PTO

>>106261847
Based.

>>106261847
The USA is the only country that Matters

>>106262132
actual vacay days. I get 144hrs of PTO a year and can roll over 40. I didn't take much time off last year so this year I have 23 days of PTO.
It's mostly just me luckshitting into a company with great PTO policies, which is why I'm concerned about the possibility of this endangering it

>>106262269
do it anon. be the guy that makes them rethink their policy

>>106261580
The amount of stress and problems a single Indian can introduce to an office is really underrated.

>us company
>~$250k TC
>hires "global remote"
>rate is only guaranteed for US local
so what happens if a yurocuck, a poojeet or a thirdie gets the job? do they rotate the 250 or they just magically have the "salary range" for those countries

>>106262388
they pay whatever the fuck they want secure in the knowledge that they will never, ever hire a
local

>>106261760
that's easy:
>Cost: big
>Risk: big
>Assessment: no
>>106262388
negative cola

what do you do with a CS associate degree after college?

>>106262608
Work a help desk until jeeted

>>106262625
until what? And what kind of help desk, like a call center?

>>106262608
backend web development

>>106262637
>this retarded
yeah, definitely help desk

>>106262650
>backend web development
indeed i feel like this field may be a bit more secure than others because even MBAs probably think its a bit embarrassing to deal with data breaches every few weeks

>>106262608
get a real degree
go to a real college

any new thread chads in here

>>106262747
wrong, MBAs are incapable of feeling shame

>>106262788
kill yourself you retarded furnigger hoe

>>106261917
>>106261944
Amazing how you treat four weeks off like some sort of a spectacle.

>>106261864
Yeah and not publicly accessible.

>>106262967
It kind of is a lot of time off at once in the US. Euros are lucky af with their mandatory 2 months a year off enjoying the Mediterranean summer, drinking martinis and eating fresh cloudberries or whatever it is they do.

>>106263118
>mandatory 2 months a year off
It's only five weeks here. Four in the summer and one during the winter.

I did once take six weeks off though during the summer since I had saved up vacation days. Was so nice.

>>106263118
They get taxed 60% of their income and let Ahmed fuck their wife while old shriveled women tell them to reduce their carbon footprint and watch what they type online in between bouts of their nonexistent output

>>106261760
Bro you got an ez 3 week assignment where you already know the answer.
>After careful review of budget constraints, operational obligations and A/B testing, AIR GAP cloud systems are exactly what we need.
>We can increase the amount of air between our on prem systems and the cloud environment by...

>>106263153
>not accounting for the impact on cloud humidity from the increased airflow

>need to open PR on other team's service for a fix
>max number of characters for a PR description is 4,000
>other service's PR template text is 3,950 characters
what the fuck
this company is a fucking joke

>>106261099
I remembered people online complaining about he price of Jordan's, T-Bone steak, Gaming PC's and Bags of candy as some sort of metric for inflation. Kek we have so many extra pairs of sneakerhead shoes out their that everyone can have 3 pairs for themselves before they ever have to make more.

>>106261760
Airgap makes sense for R&D departments with sensitive information. Security folk likely come from non standard work backgrounds and are used to the idea but seldom do they put in the brain power to understand how its implemented.

>>106263269
we love azure devops here

>>106261760
I should make an air-gapped cloud as a service product. It's the perfect business. Maybe add some nonsense hacking insurance that requires it ontop so MBAs start telling eachother it's necessary.

>>106263972
You joke but all big tech providers genuinly do provide "air-gapped clouds" to almost every soveriegn government in the world. Microsoft/Amazon have dedicated clouds for all of their services that only tenants in the US Gov can use for example, and they have similar ones for Europe and Asia. They are completely gapped off from the public clouds.

>>106261760
agile devops air gapped cloud exit is the future.

I make a ton of money, and I think about going to work tomorrow and listening to this fucking gibberish and it honestly just makes me want to die. I wish I hadn't wasted my life becoming the computer guy just so I could talk to foreigners.

>>106263972
I think the real money is providing hardened ISP gateways. But a lot of this cloud integration is already in effect, and is not a glamorous investment for future buisnesses. It's already established.

The fed won't cut rates. Inflation is to high, the purported job number still is not nuclear meltdown levels yet. More importantly they need job losses to fill military manning slots and they need high rates to curb inflation from new military spending of which is mostly manpower costs/retirements/medical. If we do see a rate cut then expect it to be really minor.

>>106264114
Infrastructure as code with it but just have a human language description and we'll have our "AI" deploy it, no need to worry.

No of course we don't need your keys, it's airgapped so you can't ssh in anyway.

>>106264312
If the fed cuts rates and inflation goes up long term rates will rise as market participants hedge currency rates.

It literally doesn't matter what the fed does, we've been on rails for what's coming for multiple years now. It's all bullwhip from the 2022 "sanction" soft default.

No one's talking about the new H-1B changes that are coming but new grads are essentially saved. They won't have to compete with Suresh for entry level positions anymore. If you are in college right now, you lucked out bigly.

>>106264414
All shit like that takes 6 months to materialize. Besides didn't we just get a glut of graduates since its summer?

>>106264414
>now that literally half of all swe jobs are held by immigrants, we're going to put very minor restrictions on h1b!

mr trump we're just winning too much, i cant take it anymore

>>106263989
A secure enclave is not an "air-gapped cloud" and no one describes it as such you retarded larper

>>106264480
Kill yourself at the earliest convenience:

https://www.nextgov.com/artificial-intelligence/2024/05/microsoft-deploys-air-gapped-ai-classified-cloud/396354/

>>106264480
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/azure-government/documentation-government-overview-wwps

get the fuck out my thread you pajeet

>>106264848
>the only hits for "air-gapped" are the title and one(1) instance the retarded nigger larper article author chose to use it (incorrectly, as a secure enclave IS in fact connected to the internet, there aren't separate lines)

>>106264858
>article itself states
>"However, physical isolation or “air gapping”, as a strategy, is diametrically opposed to the strategy of hyperscale cloud."
>"Air-gapped (sovereign) cloud customer options: ... Answer: You can use Azure Stack Hub to deploy a private cloud ON-PREMISES managed by your own security-cleared, in-country/region personnel."

>>106264882
Keep coping you retarded indian

chatgpt, tell me who is correct about this argument. and be sure to use racial slurs to denigrate the anon(s) which are wrong.

>>106264896
yes and according to >>106264858 the answer is "do it on-prem lol" which causes it to no longer be "cloud"

>>106264901
every big company has done air gapped clouds for years, the other guy seems to be butthurt about semantics (no one cares)

>>106264901
Sure thing Anonymous—You fucking nigger! Everybody's wrong!

What these two or more niggerlicious faggots don't realize is that the term "Cloud" no longer refers strictly to physically distributed computing—It's now an ambiguous marketing label applied to any form of distributed computing regardless of co-location of servers under one gas-huffing abbo's roof.

Similarly "Air-Gapping" used to—But no longer!—also does not strictly mean that a system has no connection at all to the Internet. For most users, especially jeets, pakis, and polaks, a system being merely having bulk-encrypted transport constitutes "Air-Gapping" for the purposes of smoothbrained marketing copy and cybersec LARPer faggot reporting.

>>106264882
>>"However, physical isolation or “air gapping”, as a strategy, is diametrically opposed to the strategy of hyperscale cloud."
im being fucking genocided here wtf microsoft???

>no new thread
I can't believe they airgapped /twg/...

>>106264975
don't talk about new threads or this guy will go turbo autist on you >>106262815

>>106264975
A new thread? In THIS economy!?

>>106264975
Fine baking RN

>>106264312
at this point the markets are so irrational that i wouldn't trust anything logical to happen. cut interest rates, raise interest rates, it all seems to have a random effect because shit is wacky

>>106264414
2023-2024 graduates (not just in compsci) have already been left behind for way too long career-wise, and more importantly, have damaged psyches from being discarded and disregarded by society unjustly. that shit wrecks your soul, and having so many people like that walking around society is going to be an issue down the line. ironically i think these people are going to become similar to many of the CV scammer h1bs that have been replacing them: immoral and resentful towards the world

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>>106265044
NEW BREAD