Thread 42459685

>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

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So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.

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previous thread: >>42424051

Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

What the fuck is with all the slide threads today

>>42459918
>Slide inside Trixie.

Instead of making Marble the breedmare, why not Ponk herself? Cute, likes to party, big butt, Mexican (can speak Spanish in your ear while making you food). Much better than Marble

>>42459961
We'll add her to the list of choices.
Long as it isn't Fluttershy.

There be lotsa dem rapey butter sticks out there. You Anons be careful tonight, mmmhmm.

dice+1d10

>>42460209
>"Shoot. How do these stupid things work..."
>rattle rattle rattle

>>42459961
Ponk! You're the one who broke my legs so I couldn't keep the thread alive.

>So then Anonymous grabbed me and he was all like, "OHH TRIXIE YES YES YES!"
>And I was all like, "OHH HARDER! RUT ME LIKE A NASTY HORSE!"

Rolled 6 (1d10)

Okay well let’s see what we get

>>42460249
Both.
At once.

>>42460347
...what?

>>42460353
I want to turn Trixie and Glimmer into cock-loving sluts.
Together.
It's not rape if I start it, right?

>if you dont enlist you get raped
>if you do enlist pay off your debt[s] of having a big virgin cock you haven't put into a single mare[/s]
>if you do enlist tho you have to act on Princess Celestia's every command

>>42460514
Bugger off, I've already done my time in uniform.

i am up to wednesday shenans, don't die

>>42460336
That'll help.
Fucking 4.
Eris raped the last thread 19 times, and it still died on 300 posts.

>>42460684
She raped it to death.

>>42460514
Equestria doesn’t have an army.

>>42460861
It does, though. The Earth/Unicorn/Pegasus (EUP) Guard. The Wonderbolts are a component of the Equestrian armed forces.

>>42460999
Trips confirm

thanks for not dyin

>>42461389
Gotta try to live on days like this

>>42460999
What’s it called with a human in it?

>>42461769
A foreign exchange program.

Time to put the Flutter back in Flutterrape.
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3654710
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3654711
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3656975

>>42461880
>Anon finds out they do a mandatory draft, albeit only one year.
>Fluttershy learns of this, and with her position pulls some strings to be in charge of Anon.
>Regularly makes subtle flirts, or tries to get him pulled for "special" assignments.
>"A-anon, I order you to r-rut me! I-if that's alright with you..."
"I think I'll take a court-martial."
>Spending time in pony prison is better than a year of avoiding fucking Fluttershy.

>>42462029
That’s more like reserve drilling (kek, drilling) which fits in with Equestria’s peacetime posture.
Equestria is not currently at war with anyone, despite Yakyakistan declaring war on them multiple times.

>>42462029
>"Did you hear about the monkey in the cell next door?"
>"Yeah, we should totally sneak over there and rape him!"

>>42462130
I will pull out their feathers if they try.

>>42462163
>They're into it
>It’s why they’re here.
>Get raped harder.

And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a mare from Mars
And you try to run but she's got a gun
And she shoots you fast and she rapes your ass
And then you're in the mare from Mars

>>42462214
Oh great, the cryptids are rapists now too.

>>42462221
Do space aliens count as cryptids?

>>42462276
Google says no, but there is a dedicated alien page on the cryptid wiki.
So I dunno. Arr rook same.

>>42462214
Foolish Alien! I have gun.

>>42462372
>she eats it

>>42462276
>>42462382
>Thanks for the nutritious meal of metal, human!
>Tentacle rape

>"New Thread..."
>"Page 6..."
>"First catch!"
>"Get those clothes off and let's get wiggly!"

>5
>"Back off Eris!"
>"He's MINE!!!"
Looks like another thread is on track to get raped to death...

>>42462449
Fool! I have two guns. While you were eating the first one I had time to load this musket.

>>42462817
Go home Fluttershy you’re drunk.

>>42463246
No, let this one play out.

>>42463534
*the Anon below me

>Knock-knock-knock.
>Right on time today.
>Good, (You) can get the daily ritual over with and get on with the crucially important shitposting you have to do.
>Been falling behind lately.
>So, taking your coffee with you you head to the front door and open it.
>Waiting on your porch, as you expected, is Fluttershy.
>"Good morning, Anon!"
"It will be as soon as this shit's over with."
>Undeterred, the yellow menace presses on.
>"Remember how you once said you might only consider loving me if I was the last pony on Equestria?"
"I remember better than you. My exact words were that I wouldn't love you even if you were the last pony on--"
>A brilliant flash on the horizon derails your train of thought.
>Looking up, you drop your coffee in shock as a massive fireball rises above the trees.
>A moment later the shock wave hits, knocking you on your ass and shattering every window in your cozy cabin.
>The fireball in the distance fades to an angry mushroom cloud, climbing in to the heavens as Fluttershy advances into your home uninvited.
>"So, I was just wondering... does that mean Armageddon is your fetish?"
...
...
"No, 'Shy. Armageddon is not my fetish."
>"So you don't... want to help me, um... repopulate Equestria?"
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!!!"
>"Geez Anon, a simple 'no' would have sufficed."
"It never fucking worked before, why would it work now? GET OUT!!!"
>"Alright, I'm going! But think about it. I'll be back tomorrow."
>And, blowing you a kiss, she departs, the blazing trees in the distance casting a hellish glare on the scene.
>But at least you're not...
>Fucking Fluttershy.

>>42463543
I ain't a writefag but imagine two Anons belting the horny six with canned food while they're trying to assault their bunker

>>42463543
Rape. Rape never changes.

>>42463534
I gotta admit, I was composing >>42463543 on the fly and didn't see your post until after I posted, but apparently the 4chan hive mind works. They go well together.

>>42463402
Anon I’m trying to stop their inevitable alcohol fueled team up.

>>42463543
this was fun

>>42462276
What length's would Fluttershy go to save Anon from an alien abduction?

>>42464165
I suppose it depends on whether or not the alien made her jealous…

9 is no place to be

>>42464584
Not without a 6 before it, amirite?

>"That's for sure!"
"Get out of here Stutter Butter!"
>"Hmph! I'll get your love yet Anon!"

>>42464641
stutter butter more like slutter butler amirite?

>>42464584
Indeed, good save

>6
>”Hi there!”

>>42465377
I'm going to kill chaos

>>42465377
Get lost.

>7
>>42465490
>"Yeah, no. You're not. But you are in for some steamy cuddle time."
>>42465492
>"I was lost centuries ago. You can't get rid of me that easily."

>>42465727
Would.

>>42465747
Kill it. Yes.

>7
>"You know, I can't tell if you guys are lazy, or distracted, or if you just really enjoy our little struggle snuggle sessions."
>"Either way, I'm not complaining!"

>"Hi, Anon."
>"Wanna make out?"

>>42466021
Damn you had me thinking nonamenymous was back for a second.

>>42466266
First the ayylmao, now this thing.
What's next? Mothmare? Kuchisake-onna mare? Fresno Nighttrotter?

>>42466331
It's the big rape energy the mares in this thread exude.
It attracts would-be rapists of other species as well.

>>42466266
I want to stick that tongue on a car battery.

>flutt comes to your door being epicly random.
>she wants you to like her for her chaos not Eris

>>42466582
Will you settle for your face?

>Got tired of Candyass nagging me to date Fluttershy.
>So I have prepared this helpful graphic.
>You're welcome.

>>42466985
Good work.

i am up to friday shenans, don't die

>>42467114
I'll die if I want to.

>>42467114
>https://youtu.be/NUHk2RSMCS8

>"Hey Anon, come here and I'll tell you how to get rid of Fluttershy and Eris."
>"I'm a plant, you can trust me."

>>42467601
No thank you, please leave.

>>42467238
>>42467320
i have returned, thanks for not dying

Now just try not to die overnight

Morning bump because I don’t want to fuck Eris today.

>>42467601
Oh God, that rancid smell! Stay away!

>>42467901
I tried. I really tried.

>>42468789
You say that you aren't interested in the plantstink, yet you're hard as a rock.
Curious.

>>42467601
>pulls out phone
>looks her up
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafflesia
"Nope."
>execute a perfect 360 and moonwalk outta there

>>42469035
It smells like a corpse. She's ain't attracting anyone but flies.

>>42467715
>>42468789
>>42469046
>"Well, how about me, then?"

>>42469180
And yet here you are. Sounds like she's doing a good job at attracting you.

Eris is better than a hallucinated plant pony
I wonder how hard would one have to pleasure Eris to turn her into some sort of Slaanesh

>>42469410
>"Babe, all you have to do is ask nicely..."

>>42469465
>>42469517
Anons, my resistance is frayed and chomped, for I feel charmed by chaos nooderg and crave her embrace
Page 5, I banish thee!

>>42469690
Stay strong anon

>>42469465
Can I ask you to kill yourself?

>>42469940
That does seem enticing

>>42469942
>"That's not nice."
>"There are consequences."

>>42469690
>>42470003
>Be Anon green boy.
>Answering the front door to the sounds of knocking.
>Upon opening, there is...
>Nothing.
>No one.
>"ANON!"
>Eris melds through the floor and wraps herself around you, hugging tightly.
"Eris!? Why would you knock on my door if you're just gonna phase through matter and wrap yourself around me!?"
>"Well I like having fun with you, sweetie!"
>Eris nuzzle the side of your head, giggling.
>You sigh.
>This has happened more times then you can count.
>To your great shame, you're starting to like it.
>Feeling the warm embrace of her around you, holding you tightly.
>With your free hand, you make an attempt to pet her, barely grazing her side(?) with your finger.
>She tenses and freezes.
>Uh-oh.
"E-Eris?"
>"You're petting me..."
"Fuck."
>"Ahhhh~!! I knew you'd come around! We're gonna get married!"
"Wait, no!"

>>42470051
>Eris approves of your efforts!

>>42470051
Well she at least waited for him to do something that resembled consent, can’t say he wasn’t asking for it.
I do wonder if she’s really soft at least.

>>42470051
Kek what a moron. Should've stocked up on anti noodle spray

>>42470064
>>42470165
>>42470177
>>42470214
>"Annyboooooooo~!"
>Eris's voice calls out, despite her being currently wrapped around you.
>Sigh.
"What?"
>"Look at how many (You)s that cute little green about us is getting!"
"...What?"
>"Mhm~! See?"
>Eris snaps her claw and a screen opens in front of your face.
>Upon which was a short series of sentences detaileding what took place only moments ago.
"W-what!?"
>"I know! See? I told you we'd make a cute couple!"
"HOW THE FUCK!?"
>"Oh and look at the one about 'struggle snuggling'! How cuuute~."
"No... NO! Nonononononon! Wait wait wait!"
>"Its struggle time, sweetie!"

>>42470252
Poor bastard

>>42470051
Good, throw this Anon to the Eris and she can gorge herself on him. Bait to distract her from the rest of us.
>"But he's an Anon too and he's gonna get raped!"
Sacrifice the one for the many. Classic trolley problem.

>>42470334
Okay, I've always been kinda confused with this pic. What exactly is going on here?

>>42470384
It was made a long time ago for /yan/.
The idea was that Eris “saved” anon from a different mare, but he’s basically just in the same spot regardless.

>>42470403
Ah, ok. Makes more sense now. Kinda figured that was whats going on.

>>42470017
Turning yourself into more of a furry?

>>42470527
>"AND rape."

>Flutterrape thread
>makes Eris look precious as fuck
>even gets greens praising her
>it's Flutterchair thread now I guess
>blessed be the anon fallen into the embrace of chaos

>>42470655
She's plotting something for sure.
I just hope there's green about it.

>>42470655
>:"Here's those (You)s you were fishing for."

>>42470606
This picture’s really nice which is why it’s gonna bug me until the end of time that the artist forgot her horns.

>>42469517
Imagine the rug burn

>>42470655
The idea of Eris repeatedly resetting Fluttershy into the chair is kinda funny.

Eris might pollute these threads with her unwanted presence, but even with all her power she’ll never be OP pic. She’ll always be in Fluttershy’s shadow.

>>42471006
I think she was an op pic once back when Neb wrote her a bunch, but I can’t actually confirm it.

Best get off 9 before someone takes advantage of it

>>42459685 (OP)
Hey people can you writefag the rules/guides for a lewd video game where you have to guess all of the mane6's preferences in bed?

>”You know what the nice thing about raising the sun is, Anon?”
>”I get up long before Eris or Fluttershy do”
>”Now, let’s have some fun!”

>>42471451
This thread is about the opposite of that idea.

>Get in bed with me, Anon.
>And show all the ponies what your fetish is~.

>"We're being invaded, Anon."
>"You know what would fix that?"
>"A green going into GRRRREAT detail about you and me, getting it on~."

>>42472123
Only if Starlight Glimmer is in on the action too.

>>42471995
Did you just turn into this?
>>42472123
'Cause you can do better.

>"Page FIVE?"
>"Nuh-uh, no way."
>"I'm NOT letting Eris have (You) this time!"
>"You're mine!"
>"I-if that's alright with you..."

>*pisses all over your shoes*
>"What now big boy?"

>>42472573
>Cadance is probably going to make you pay for this.
>But there is no way you can let random mares desecrate your vintage Chucks like that.
>So you pick her up.
>She's only a little pony, so you can do that.
>And you go for the Olympic World Record in mare-tossing.
>Of course you get the record.
>Because no one has bothered to record records of this event before.
>She lands in the middle of a nearby pond with a mighty splash.
>You may be a vindictive son of a bitch, but you're not a heartless monster.
"Worst."
"Pick-up."
"Line."
"EVER!"
>That'll show her.

>5
>New boss unlocked.

>>42472747
There is no escaping her.
By the time you see this, you have already been raped.

>>42472770
Yup.

>>42472589
>"Anon! You were supposed to fuck her, not fuck her up!"

>>42472780
Sorry, Candy. I was far too busy fugging the bug to give a damn.

>>42472780
Thou shalt not piss on my shoes, Candy-ass.
I know what a Flehmen Test is, but I ain't playing.

>"Its simple, Anon!"
"Ugh."
>"The dimensional pathways of the world have shifted, and the tenth dimension is no more!"
>Twilight looked vindicated in her words.
>As if she had been proven right after some intense debating or truth seeking.
>Of course, you had no fucking idea what she was talking about.
"Twilight, what the fuck are you talking about?"
>See?
>"Well, Anonymous-"
"Oh, my full name."
>"Through great and extensive research over the happenings during the past few months, I've come to the conclusion based on quantum data, that the tenth dimensional pathway no longer exists, as I said."
>You lean in your chair and fart.
>"ANON!"
"What?? I have no clue what you mean!"
>"Ugh, page ten is gone!"
"...Are you certain?"
>"Yes! That means that you have no choice!"
"How can this be?? Since when did- choice?"
>Twilight perks up at your realization.
>She magics over a cup of tea, takes a sip, and sits up expectantly.
>Your eyes narrow.
"No choice but to do /what/, Twi?"
>"Simple! With the tenth dimension-"
"Page."
>"Dimension, being gone, that means our world has become more susceptible to ruinous agony and death!"
"Uh-huh. And why do you sound so excited for this, exactly? I knew you were nuts but Jesus."
>"I'm just gonna ignore the fact you haven't accepted Celestia as your lord and savior yet."
"Never will. She won't stop trying to have sex with me every time we meet. Also, you're avoiding the question. Why does this news excite you?"
>"Hm? Oh, that means you have to make a choice now, Anon."
>You sigh heavily.
>"A choice that will affect the rest of your life..."
>You sigh again, more frustrated.
>"You have to choose me as your marefriend!"
>She holds her chin up, smug as ever.
"No."
>And just like that her confidence wanes.
>"What do you mean, no?? I just told you the tenth dimension-"
"Page."
>"DIMENSION... is gone! That means that if you don't select a mare, and bolster our world with stories of love and affection, it will die!"
"Sucks to suck."
>Twilight, now full frustrated and probably horny, clenches her teeth, huffing.
"Well Twi, this has been great, good luck with page ten."
>As you stand and begin walking out, your ankles and wrists are wrapped in magic and clamped tightly in place.
>Quickly realizing whats going on, you look back at Twilight, who has a menacing look of horny in her eyes.
>Also the big hearts in her irises aren't a good sign.
"N-now Twilight, think about what you're doing!"
>"Oh, I am." She says, slowly walking towards you, melting away your clothes with her magic with each step, "And for the first time since being Celestia's student, I've never thought clearer in my life..."
>Still don't know what all this dimensional shit is shes going on about, but page ten seems to be gone.
>Still, better to be raped by a purple nerd then...
>Fucking Fluttershy.

Great.
Thanks to some weird glitch, the rape shall endure forever.
Be on your guard, Anons.
Mares could be lurking anywhere...

>>42472863
I want page 10 back this is bullshit

>"You can always shelter with me, Anonymous"
>"With the dimensional system broken, I can manifest wherever I please now."
>"I ... MAY ... have had a tiny little bit to do with that, I confess."

>Page ten gone
>Page 5 is the new 6

>>42472956
I wonder if I could get Discord to kill you.

>>42472863
What do you mean page 10 is gone?

Page 10 has returned it seems

>>42473391
>10 came back.

>42473418<<
This is a victory for Professor Protman!

>>42473418
Get fucked Twiggles you purple bitch

>>42473417
I wonder if this was another shart attack...

>>42473472
I should’ve used butch

>>42472780
Instruction unclear

>>42473690
>put human penis in mare vagina
>plap plap plap
>do a big cum
>get mare pregnant

>>42473693
Ok, ok. Let me see if I got this right...
>put human penis in bug queen vagina
>plap plap plap
>do a big cum
>get bug queen pregnant

>>42473693
This does not compute

>>42473711
NO
NO NO NO NO NO
DO NOT THE CHIGGER

>>42473753
Oh... whoops.

>>42473753
I really can't tell you two apart.

Hey Shiny!
Your wife is in this thread being a racist Karen again!
Please come and collect her!

Need this pic but with fluttetshy

>>42473753
wow candyass
wow

late night boop

>>42474290
That’d be pretty good

>>42474935
Even if we were to keep Eris away, the moon horse will always be the nightmare waiting.

RAINBOW RAPE OUTTA FUCKIN NOWHERE

>>42475438
MANE SIX SIEGE
RAINBOW SYSTEM SHOCK
TOTAL ANON FATHERHOOD

>>42475476
>Rainbow rape
>She claims pregnancy
>Magic bullshit
>Rainbow builds a birdhouse in the tree in your front yard

>>42475486
marry her

>>42475486

>Be Anon.
>Of course.
>You wake up and go to put your robe on, only it isn't hanging where you left it.
>Neither is your hoodie, for that matter.
>Your pants also appear to be missing in action.
>You wander from your bedroom towards the kitchen, wondering if it's time to do laundry.
>A snoring sound from your couch attracts your attention.
/Oh, there are my clothes, in a pile on the couch./
/Wait a minute, I don't own anything that shade of blue./
>A closer inspection reveals a rainbow mane and tail, nestled comfortably in a pile of your clothing on the couch.
"Rainbow."
>She continues to snore.
"Rainbow. Dash."
>"Sknggkxx... fivemoreminutes."
"Wake up!'
>"Huh? What? I'm awake... oh, it's you! Good morning lover!"
>Wat...
"Don't just decide such things all by yourself."
>"I didn't," she says, sitting up in the pile of your clothes and stretching her wings, "you helped."
>Double wat...
"And when did this alleged help occur?"
>The blue pegasus leans over to you, wrapping one wing around you and nuzzling your bare chest.
>"Let night, at the bar, lover. You liked my dancing."
"And you construed that as an invitation to move in?"
>"Of course! It was a mating dance! C'mon, Anon, how thick can you be?"
>She tilts up her head and gives you a sleepy kiss.
>"Why don't you go make us some breakfast, huh? I got Zs to catch."
"What are you doing with my clothes?"
>"Nesting. I would have come into your room, but I couldn't work the door."
>A security measure against Fluttershy.
"Rainbow, I said you had nice moves, not come to my house and build a nest."
>"That's what a mating dance is for, lover. Go make us some breakfast, already. We're going to need our energy later."
>You dread the answer, but you ask the question anyhow.
"What for?"
>"For the mating part," she responds, nestling down into her pile again.
"Right."
>And off you stomp.
>You're going to need a hose, a broom, and some protective clothing.
>Whatever this is, you're putting an end to it.

>>42475739
I hope you continue this is off to a good start

>>42475739
Rainbow is so full of herself she can’t comprehend Anon saying no to her. Please continue.

>Page 6
>"But first, a bit of rape!"

>>42476209
BEGONE UNCOUTH SCUM! By the light of the Lord... I WILL SEE YOU BURN, DEMON!

>>42476209
Not this time

>4
>Rape

>>42476573
Aw geez, not this again...

>>42476573
>>42476593
>>42476637
Keep your lesbian urges to yourself.

>>42475799
>>42475918
Got a start, but called in to work unexpectedly.

>>42476661
"Hah-HAHHHH! Lyra you're a lesbian!"
>Lyra takes you to the ground, removing your pants.
"N-NO!! You're a lesbian!"
>She impales herself on your dong and slides up and down on your pole with great force and vigor.
"AGHHH!! Y-YOU'RE A LESBIAN!!"
>After many strokes you ejaculate inside her horse-pussy.
>You just got raped by a lesbian.

>>42476667
roflcopter

>>42476714
she looks so cozy bros...

>>42476664
>Rainbow Dash in Anon's bed while hes at work.

>>42472773
And just when (You) thought you were safe...

>"Um, Anonymous?"
>"I have a book I would like for you to read."
>"With me."

>>42477001
I only need one book, purple.

>>42477004
>"Oh my!"
>"Are you refusing to acclimate to Equestrian mores?"
>"Are you refusing to assimilate into Pony society?"
>(royal Canterlot voice)
>"REPENT FOUL INFIDEL AND ACCEPT OUR BLESSING OF LOVE!"

>>42477127
Wha- UAGHHHHHH!!

>>42477001
unf unfff.. twily unff... marecock.. unfff

>>42477147
And you get raped by a coal miner.

>>42477136
Stay strong brother, for our Savior was. Also a shotgun is a great tool.

8’s not a safe page to be on

>>42476714
But then

>>42477213
I'd let her rearrange my guts while Fluttershy watches.

Down girl.

>>42478055
She will demand sloppy seconds.
You now remember that "Futashy" is a thing that exists.

>>42478045
Does Pegasus wings taste like chicken?

>>42478304
>get lucky from the coal miner collapsing due to black lung
>took everything to keep her off of you.
>try to catch your breath in peace, arms sore from pushing off the big mare.
>rubberband legs from bicycle kicking her away.
>damn near light-headed from getting the big body mare off of you.
>in walks futashy with a smile and her dick in a box

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET A MERCY RULE AROUND HERE

>>42478304
Away with you

>>42478410
>"After you've fucked all the mares in Equestria, then we can talk about mercy."

>>42479111
Worth it

>>42478968
Oh boy, it's been a good ol' time since a healthy regicide.

>>42479111
She does look a bit too enthused

>>42479953
Rape aside this is a really well done pic, hope this artist does more Eris.

late night boop

>>42479169
Would you look at that, so talented

>”I’m so lucky to have caught you on Page 8 before anyone else did!”
>”And so are you.”
>”You will still be raped, of course.”
>”But I promise to be gentle.”

>"Well, well, well!"
>"Page 6. Tsk-tsk-tsk."
>"And I see I'm not even the first today."
>"Fortunately, I don't mind sloppy seconds."

>>42481055
>>42481322
Will this stop you two?
Not regular bullets obviously. Those aren't good enough. But maybe some JHP P++ Tree of Harmony rounds might do the trick.

>"ANON, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
>"I said EAT OUT the mare, not EAT the mare!"

>>42481366
What?
This wasn't working as a stand-alone thread >>42480088
What the fuck made you think it would work here?
Post rape or get raped!

>>42479953
That's the only Eris (or Discord) they ever did, but they did do some 'Shy.
They don't come around much. At a guess, >>42479953 was done for the yandere thread, and Anons in that thread shit on them, so they didn't come back.

>"Hey!"
>"Can I get in to the human raping club?"
>"It looks like fun!"

>>42481700
>"Get in line, dear."

>>42482028
god imagine her farts SNIFFFF ohh yes it would smell so good that it could kill ponyvile in one single toot and a fart would genocide everything in existance SNIIIIFFF

Alright, everyone out.
Brapnigger killed the thread.
Go home.
It's over.

>>42481700
This is a mare drowning in humans, stealing from mares that struggle with the one they got.

I SAID GO HOME!
IT'S OVER!

>>42482484
I want her to fart so her gassy smell could shatter every crystal entity in the crystal empire and then the gassy farts will move into Equestria destroying the lifecrops making everything look like poison gas has just went by

>>42482484
She is just incorrigible

>>42482521
No Anon, it's spelled "impregnateable"

>>42482639
Really, Candyass?
Your own fucking daughter?
Really?

>>42482645
Well yeah. I want grandkids, and I also want you to fuck a mare.
Two birds, one stone, twelve foals.

>>42482660
So many random ass threads today. Bet Eros is responsible. Anyway, first of all I am never going to the Crystal Empire. Not with your scrawny pink ass around. Much less with your spawn playing games.

>>42482660
Instructions unclear.
Did this instead.

>>42482746
NO CHIGGERS

>>42482761
Wow.
Racist.

>>42482761
Sorry Candy. Well, not really. The bug pussy felt amazing.

>>42482761
How about no flappies, hoovies, or boneheads.

>>42483004
...No.

>>42483017
Are you still mad at me because I yeeted that mare who whizzed on my shoes into a pond?

HI ANON! I ACCIDENTALLY YOUR DICK WHILE YOU WHERE OUT COLD!

>>42483456
Fuck your loony paternity test.

>>42483456
At least give me a BJ if you're gonna pull it out against my will Candy

>>42483481
BUT IT'S FOR ALL MARES TO SEE!

>>42483493
NO RIDERS!

>>42483495
BUT IT'S ON THE PONIWEB NOW! THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF HORNY MARES COMING FOR YOU! YOU SHOULD THANK ME, ANON!

>>42483507
I will sue your ass to smithereens.

>>42483517
NOT IF I BREAK YOUR PELVIS FIRST!!!

>>42483521
Lawyer up, bitch.

>>42483507
You blew me while I was passed out on PonlyFans?
How many viewers did it get? Let me guess, Fluttershy was top donor.

>>42483456
Hey, that was Shining Armor dressed up as me. He's happy at least.

>>42481332
Regular bullets are fine for the horse. The Harmony rounds are very necessary for the abomination.

You know what?
I don’t really care anymore.
I’m outta here.

>>42483793
Well now look what you did Candyass

late night boop

>>42484036
Much appreciated

>>42483793
Truly the enlightened Anon.

>pg4
>"Quick girls, he's unarmed! Get him!"

>>42484437
I have two arms actually

>>42484437
I can kick all of you.

Today instead of Eris we have Erin.

>>42485125
FBI will hunt him down in Equestria.

>>42485195
And make him have sex with her.

>>42485524
Sorry, Fluttershy. I already got with a guardmare that was here last week during Celestia's visit. We're really hitting it off.

>>42485531
>"But I already asked if guardsmares were your fetish and you said no."

>>42485546
Well no, not when its you.

>"Hey Anon!"
>"What's soaking wet and clueless?"
>...
>rape
>"Your dick!"
>rape

>>42485820
Why are you like this

>>42485820
This is a reminder to be kind to Eris.
She could always turn Fluttershy into Bullyshy, who's way worse, and will use the entirety of her bear wrestling strength.

It's not hard to stay in good graces with Eris. Today I gave her a hug and an ice cream sandwich, which buys me 5 years at least.

>>42486136
You mean bear chiropracticing strength

>"Oh goodness me~"
>"It seems you've stumbled into my parlor while I'm in this vulnerable position~"
>"Pleeease mister big human, don't advantage of a helpless mare like me..."
"Rarity, you told me to be here- y'know what? Fuck this."
>You leave.
>These ponies are insane.

>>42485820
Wet and clueless?
You.
Here's my water-hose. Now get off my lawn.

>>42486431
She will only continue attempting to seduce you, adjusting her approach until she finds one that works.

>tfw can't scare away the mares with the water hose because the water has been shut off
> The payment for the bill "mysteriously" is lost in the mail.
wtf man

>>42486656
She’s gonna be at it until the end of time

>>42487034
They would’ve found some way to ruin that regardless

>>42487034
I tap into a well. Imagine relying on pony infrastructure to keep yourself safe from pony. That's a fool's game.

about to get some sleep don't die pls

In yet another attempt to get (You) to sleep with her, Fluttershy gives you “The Stare”…
>https://youtu.be/IZZ3gmje00s

>>42487856
Thank god that only works on animals

>>42487856
I slap her.

>>42488180
In Equestria, (You) are the animal.

>>42488559
>Respect your elders, missy!

>>42488873
>"That's all you'll ever be. A saggy old mare."
>"Anon clearly likes his mares young and pretty."

SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED!
ALL ANONS SHELTER IN PLACE!

>>42488976
Foal-making sex with Flutterhag

>>42488999
Fuck your script trips, pissquiet.
Not even with someone else's dick, with some other Anon pushing and President Trump taking the blame.

>>42488976
I don't like mares at all.

>>42489113
I do, but not when they're trying to force me to marry them, or trying to rape me, or bugging me on a daily basis to guess my fetish because they suffer under some delusion that knowing my fetish will make me fall in love with them.
I just want a friend. That's all.
Someone who wants to grow old together with me.
Someone who isn't a sex pest.
Someone I can do things with besides sex.
Someone who loves me for me, not just for my weird dick.
But you crazy mares...
You just won't let it go.
That's why I have to go.
That's why I live as a hermit.
I thought this magical world would be a beautiful place to live.
But you mares made it weird.
So...
I'm leaving.
Good-bye.

>>42488307
Mares are such animals.

Old meme, but accurate.

>>42489588
Oh fuck...

>>42489588
Don't you put that evil on me...

>>42489565
Being raped by Flutters would be pretty comfy

>>42489588
Flurry is the princess of lust

>>42489700
Yellow hooves types this post, etc...

>>42489714
>lust is the daughter of love
>Eros is the son of Aphrodite
Headcanon accepted.

>>42489714
She wishes. Princess of Shut-in Neets.

>>42489894
Excuse me that’s Floor Bored’s destiny

>>42489999
checked

>>42490007
And, just like that, Floor Bored became royalty.
Hail to the Princess of shut-ins and those not engaged in employment, education, or training!
Hail to the Princess of comfy cocooning couch potatoes!
Hail to the Princess of microwaved cup noodle!
Hail, Princess Floor Bored!

>>42490044
I'd rather have Princess Floorb over Princess Yellowrat

>>42490044
>Be Anon in Equestria.
>Be Anon.
>Oh right.
>...
>Where is she?
>Currently sitting on the rocking chair on your front porch.
>Morning was quiet and peaceful.
>Which is not how these things are supposed to go.
>Check your watch.
"A princess is supposed to be here to fail in raping me."
>Flurry Heart sticks her head up over your hedge.
"Not you."
>"Oh come on!"
"We follow the rape rules here missy. Now where is this Princess?"
>Celestia rises up over your hedge, Flurry Heart holding on to that long neck.
>"We're all waiting too. This is her grand debut."
"I really don't need to make this a show."
>"Anon, we're aristocrats. It's what we do."
>Of course.
"Twilight, I know you're sitting under Solar Flank's ass. Where is this new princess ya'll been hyping up?"
>"Oh come on, I'm enjoying the view."
>Twilight groans as she pops up from the hedge.
"Fine. Let's see my schedule."
>Luna is snoring away on her sister's back as Twilight stretches out her schedule scroll.
>"Let's see Princess Floor Bored is supposed to be here to rape you."
"Fail to rape thank you."
>Candyass clears her throat.
>"You ain't that hard to rape sweetie."
"I insert my own reality thank you."
>A pregnant pause hangs in the air as you all wait.
"So Floor Bored. Who is she?"
>Twilight takes that as an invention to jump into your yard.
>She pulls out a white board and starts her lecture.
>"Princess Floor Bored is actually the fourth princess Equestria has seen. She was one before me. We just never noticed due to her nature, and she never noticed because she wear clothes. That she never washes."
"Ew?"
>"Kind of. She seems to make it work. She was only discovered when she threw a tantrum at the store not having her ramen."
>Who throws a tantrum over ramen?
>Wait a moment.
"What is she a princess of?"
>"Shut in Neets."
>Oh.
>Oh these ponies are retarded.
>"Mom! Uncle Anon is doing that thing where he slaps his face with both hands."
"Neets! Twilight you idiot. She's a more extreme version of Moondancer. She's never going to show up here."
>"Floor said she would!"
"She's probably having an anxiety attack right now and hiding under her bed."
>Celestia rolls her eyes as she picks you up with her magic.
>"I'm not going back to work without my fix. We're going to see her."
"Noooooo!"
---
>Some time later.
"Nooooooo!"
>"And here we are."
"Looks like shit."
>House looks rundown.
>Celestia sets you down as Cadance puts a bow-tie on you.
>"Here's some flowers and a box of chocolates. Now go get raped."
>Basically get shoved to the front door.
>Look back and they all give you a thumps up.
>Not sure where they all got foam hands.
>Pinkie waves at you.
>Right, her.
"Her goes nothing."
>Knock on the door.
>The house shakes.
>A scream is heard.
>You practically jump out of your skin.
>Then silence.
>All of you wait.
>Luna groans awake, but only barely.
>Celestia calms her back down to let her sleep.
>Flurry Heart slinks up next to and puts her ear to the door.
>"It's quiet."

>>42490106
Oh I really need more of this, I don’t think we’ve gotten a Neet/rape crossover yet.

>>42490106
"I hate having my time wasted."
>Kick down the door.
>It was surprisingly easy to do.
>"It's really sexy when you take charge like that."
"Go fuck your dad you nympho princess."
>Cross the threshold in this new hell.
>The smell reminds you of your old life.
>Does she have internet?
>Probably not.
>Congo line of princesses tiptoe behind you loudly.
>Glare at them from over your shoulder.
"Do you all mind?"
>"Not at all."
>Fuck you too, Twilight.
>Follow your nose, the lack of light make relying on site unreliable.
>Ramen and failed dreams.
>There we go.
>The bedroom.
>"In there?"
>Ignore the idiot question
>Brace yourself and open the door.
>They all gag behind you.
>Weaklings.
>Halfway off her bed is Princess Floor Bored.
>On her back, legs in the air, drool pooling under her head.
"Welp, she's dead."
>"Dead!?"
>Eyes rolled back, blue in the face.
>"How could this have happened?"
"Anxiety attack."
>"Why?"
"Couldn't handle the idea of social interaction. Much less rape."
>Celestia nudges the side of the dead pony.
>"This is going to cost so much to resurrect her.
>Luna mumbles in her sleepy state.
>"Virgin."
"I could have told you all that."
>"Ew, mom. The ramen is old and crusty."
>"Don't touch it sweetie."
>Twilight growls under her breath as she takes out the schedule.
>"This is going to mess up the rape cycle."
"Not my problem. Get sorted out folks. I'm going back home."
>At least you aren't fucking a fucking Neet.

>>42490106
>"Here's some flowers and a box of chocolates. Now go get raped."
Classy

>>42490160
She tries to help.

>>42490160
Buy me dinner first.

>>42490147
>floor bored rape
im down, what do we know about her?

i went to the homepage for some reason even though i never do, and then i accidental into pony instead of /lgbt/ where i was a millimeter off.
how messed up is this board anyway? i went straight to this thread to ask. i'm a male btw.

>>42490348
Here's that attention you wanted, bye.

>>42490335
I’d say she’s a lazy shut in but she has a lot of friends now in the Neet thread.

Quick bump before bed

>>42490749
Shut-in? No. But she definitely pushed away any form of pony contact.

>>42490749
Even if she stopped binging anime and cup noodles she still stinks like piss. Don't need to see or hear her to know she's within a 10-foot radius.

>>42490335
I wrote the green and I know nothing about her. I was clearly winging it.

bump before i turn in

Good morning, friends!

>>42491549
Almost getting raped by you every single day would make for a rough week.

>>42491567
>"Oh Anon, I could be so gentle for you if you would only let me..."

>>42491680
Why do you lie so easily? Oh right, not Element of Honesty.

>>42491680
Anonymous is built for Flurry Heart, not that disgusting yellow freak

>>42491905
Buy an ad, Candyass.

>Page 6
>"As you know, I don't do 'gentle'."
>"Now, let's get busy!"

>>42492152
Well... I guess thats it then. Each man gets raped by himself. Alone.

>>42491905
>'You're built for Flurry Heart Pussy.'
>Be on the pony internet.
>Not a very widespread thing in Equestria.
>Only a few places have it.
>And you.
>The princesses made you have internet.
>It wasn't out of the goodness of their hearts.
>Luna knew you're addicted.
>Can't break your old life.
>Thus, they use it to keep tabs on you.
>Chat with you non-stop.
>Can't block them.
>Not yet anyway, your custom linux wine build isn't done yet.
>That's a surprise for later.
>Celestia is terrible at using the chat.
>Flurry is second best after Princess Floor Bored who has taught her some bad habits.
>Like sending you lewd messages.
>'Your human dick belongs in my pony pussy.'
"Would you stop it."
>She sends a pic of her with a sad face.
>Meanwhile, in another chat room, Floor Bored is in her element.
>'Your pitiful human dick couldn't handle my superior pony pussy.'
"You died when I walked into your house."
>Floor sends a flurry of reaction pictures to counter you.
>She tends to overwhelm the others with her neet internet behavior.
>Not you.
"No way fagt. Femcel."
>Floor screams more reaction pictures at you.
>She's in her element so she's probably having fun.
>Flurry is slower in responding.
>'Send pic--DICK. Dick. Dick Pic.'
"Use the backspace, Flurry. You're spazzing out again."
>'No u.'
>Really want to quit this lifestyle.
>Honestly though, you're no better than Floor Bored.
>Twilight has sent you a message saying Fluttershy is whining that you don't answer the door anymore.
>Well, maybe they shouldn't have given you the internet.
>Floor stops being a /b/ and asks you to join her runescape game.
>Some things never change.
>Don't get raped.
>...Kind of failed the theme of the thread.
>Sorry.

>>42492312
>floorb is gonna take you to the wildy, bro. Don't fall for it

>>42492312
Anon's kinda gay for not fucking Flurry and having 10 foals with her

>>42492485
Buy an ad, Candyass.

>>42492489
If an ad popped up on the home page asking you to fuck Flurry Heart would you do it?

>>42492507
Cadance is trying to get Anon to marry her teenage daughter and giver her some goddam grand-babies already.
You'd think she would be able to do a simple thing like arrange a marriage.
What is being a princess even worth these days?

>>42492489
Hey, Princess Neet here, could you not spam my game with your ads?

>>42492558
>Floor Bored is trying to shitpost in peace
>Suddenly massive ad pops up, blocking her chat dialogue window
>"GREETINGS, ANONYMOUS! MARRY MY DAUGHTER AND GIVE ME GRANDFOALS!"
>There is also a picture of Princess Flurry Heart
>Because Candyass can't into targeted advertising
>"GAHH! No! Go away!"
>Floor tries to click on the X, but accidentally the ad
>Wedding march starts playing
>Floor Panics and ALT+F4
>Closes her browser
>Shrieks in frustration and kicks over a tower of mostly empty ramen cups
>"Fuck my life! Why does this keep happening to me?!!"
>Meanwhile (You) never even saw the ad
>Because you have an ad-blocker
>You munch on your pizza as you watch videos
>The videos are mostly Pinkie Pie doing random shit
>But at least you don't have to deal with pop-up ads trying to trap you into pony matrimony

>>42492611
You're asking for a pop-up Pinkie by watching her.

>>42492683
>https://youtu.be/Gkvc_gyVgCg

There truly is no escape. All that remains is rape...

>>42492765
That man was raped so fast.

>>42493116
AiE is always looking for the portal to Equestria, never realizing that they open one every time they watch the show.
Ponies can come through at any time.
Even here, you are at risk of an unexpected visit from a pony.

>Page 5
>"I'm watching..."

>Fluttershy now confronts us instead of the others at any given page.
I knew this day would come... I prayed it wouldn't but, I knew. Seems the darkest days are still ahead.

>>42493374
The thumbnail made me think she had o e of those fortune teller things but couldn’t figure it out because no thumbs

>>42493443
Quick, suplex her!

>>42493393
It is her name on the thread. She has no limits.

late night boop

>>42481055
>”And again!”
>”Thank you, sister, for saving him for me.”

>>42494442
Your sunspots are showing old hag.

how would Derpy >rape?

>>42494720
Destroying everything around her naturally.

>>42494720
She would play the part of the naive retard, and goad you into molesting her
And then when you're about to cum, she'll clamp you down with her tight horse pussy and force you to knock her up

>>42494816
that'd not rape, that's based

>>42494816
that's not rape, that's based

>>42494816
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>42494816
What if I don’t fall for the retard trap?

>>42494816
What if that's what I want?

>>42494720

>Yeah, that's you, napping under a tree.
>A rare moment of quiet, a rare moment to enjoy the unspoiled natural beauty this strange world has to offer.
>And then a horse lands on you.
>Okay, a pony. You probably wouldn't have survived an actual horse landing atop you like this.
>These are the thoughts that clutter your head as you fight your way to consciousness to make a damage assessment following the impact.
"Goddammit, fucking Fluttersh..."
>No, it's not her.
>The gray mare's butt is pinning your left shoulder to the ground.
>Fluttershy is yellow, and you suspect she would have had better aim.
>A pair of gray wings settle themselves and fold, as a honey-colored tail swats you in the face.
>"Oh my Celestia, I'm so sorry...a-are you okay?"
>Well that's just peachy.
>That's all your day needed.
>Another pegasus, self-styled would-be rapist.
>At least you don't seem to be damaged, just winded.
"Is this just a thing for you Pegasusses...Pegasi... DAMMIT, what is the plural for 'Pegasus' anyhow?"
>"Um, it's 'Pegai'. Yes, It happens to all of us from time-to-time."
>So that's almost a third of Equestria out to rape you then. Fantastic.
>Her butt squirms close to your face, giving you an up-close-and-personal view of her backside.
>"Um, I don't want to hurt you, so if you could just help me out..."
>So. It's going to be like THAT, is it.
>And she has you pinned to the ground.
"If I give you what you want, will you go away?"
>"Of course! I'm so terribly sorry about this."
>FINE. You win this round.
>You grab a hold of her soft, squishy butt with your hands and line her up properly.
>"Eep! What are youuuu-doooooohhhhh"
>Her voice trails off into a moan as it becomes immediately apparent what you are doing.
>She doesn't taste like Fluttershy. She's actually more floral, in a pleasant sort of way.
>A pony who works outdoors mostly, instead of indoors with a bunch of animals.
>"Mmmnnnnhhhh..."

(1 of 2)

>>42495363

>You feel her forelegs clutch onto your thigh as she trembles atop you.
>She shoves her muzzle into your crotch a bit to stifle her moans.
>That vibration proves arousing to you as well and you respond, licking and teasing her just so.
>She'd better appreciate this.
>Suddenly she tightens her hold on your thigh and practically screams into your crotch.
>As she does, a gush of warm fluids washes over your chin and neck.
>Mission accomplished, you do your best to wipe yourself off, as the gray pegasus goes limp from the afterglow.
>"Omigosh, I'm late!"
>In a bit of a scramble of wings and hooves, the gray pegasus mare manages to disentangle herself and get off of you, only slightly bruising you in the process.
>She alights and turns to face you, blushing, and takes one of your hands between her fore hooves.
>"Umm, thank you, I suppose, I really wasn't expecting that when I fell on you."
"What?"
>"I was napping in the tree you see, and I fell out. It happens from time-to-time, but I really can't resist a good nap in a tree."
"Huh? So that wasn't..."
>You manage to feel somewhat foolish.
>"Thank you for not being angry, and for...well... that."
>She raises her eyes to meet yours, smiling bashfully.
>"Maybe we can... meet again sometime? If you want?"
>What have you done?
>She moves her muzzle closer to your face and whispers...
>"Next time I promise I'll return the favor."
>With that she plants a sincere kiss on your cheek, and backs a few steps away from you.
>"I have to go now, but I'll look for you again!"
>And with a flurry of powerful wingbeats, she is away.
>You watch her go.
>So that wasn't a rape attempt.
>That was a genuine accident.
>And you just made it incredibly awkward.
>And yet, you have to confess.
>There is a part of you that looks forward to the next time you meet this mystery mare.
"Dammit, now I need a shower."

(2 of 2)

>Page 6
>"Welp, you know what I have to do now, Anon."

>>42495592
Well you don’t HAVE to.

>>42495372
>anon goes around eating out random mares
No wonder why he keeps getting raped

>>42495372
What a silly pony.
>>42495592
An then there's you. Couldn't even comment on the green we just got. Chaos freak.

>>42495592
Isn't green supposed to keep you away?

>>42495372
Good green, anon is the arbiter of his own problems

>"Well we better get you off of page 8 before that noodle sees you."
>"Don't worry Uncle Anon, she won't find us in my bedroom."

>>42496121
Why are you like this

>>42496138
Let's see
>Libido of Cadance
>Autism of Twilight Sparkle
>Energy of Twilight Velvet
>Tenacity of Shining Armor
She's a force to be reckoned with

>>42496153
Not to mention her mom is probably breathing down her neck to get married and bring her some grandkids...

>>42496121
I ain't your uncle weirdo.

>>42496121
I'M PUSHING THE BIG RED BUTTON, FUCK THIS!

>>42496121
Oh thanks, Flurry Heart! I'll just chill here until she fucks off. Your parents got any cold beer in the fridge while I wat? I'm gonna browse 4chan while we wait.

>>42496399
>"I have an idea or two how we can use this time more... productively..."

>>42496432
You're right, I'm gonna kick your ass in Forza or whatever the fuck games mares play.

>>42496440
>"Now you're talking, pogchamp!"
>"Bring it!"

>>42496440
If she beats you, you have to fuck her

>>42496580
No, NO. No fucking of any kind! Forget the games! I'm gonna find a quiet room to sit and barricade myself in until I starve to death.

>>42496592
She can just teleport in and rape you

>>42492312
>>42496219
>Day Celestia has started to regret this internet thing.
>She's not in this story.
>You, Anon, are.
>Flurry is not the brightest brat.
>Horny makes you careless.
>So you listen in on a conversation about you through voice chat.
>She supposed to be tank in the raid fight.
>Cadence's stupid sing-songy voice rings out.
>"Flurry, honey, any luck with Anon at all?"
>"Naw, mom."
>"Floor Bored has been an absolute train wreck. I keep asking her to attempt a rape on Anon, but she just, just, doesn't!"
>Well that's interesting to hear.
>"I know mom."
>"Your aunts are getting antsy."
>Right, the princess' rules on rape.
>They all take turns.
>Floor Bored is supposed to rape you.
>Princess Neet does not really lead to social skills.
>Much less trying to force yourself on someone.
>She's a massive pervert, sure, but acting on those tendencies is a whole other ball game.
>Another voice chimes in, the cuck.
>Aka Shining Armor.
>"Honey, do we really have to talk about that with our little filly?"
>"I'm old enough, DAD. I sucked Anon's cock already. Granted he plunged my horn in the ground when he woke up, but I'm not a foal."
>Cadance is groaning in annoyance.
>"Well that'll never happen again unless we can get Ms. I had a heart attack when you open my door to do something. Anything at this point!"
>"Wait, who was this?"
>"Dad, it's the new princess. Well, old new princess."
>"New? Princess."
>"Oh right, no ceremony yet. Most of Equestria doesn't know."
>Cadance goes into teacher mode.
>"Floor Bored became a princess because she figured out the magic of neetness. That Neet with an 'e', not neat with an 'a'. Able to subsist on nothing but ramen and bad comics."
>"Marega mom."
>Shining is quiet as it is all explained to him.
>He's thinking.
>"So because of the established rules Princess Celestia and Luna agreed to, we're all waiting for her to take her turn on Anon. Too bad she's completely socially inept. Somehow worse that Twilight."
>"Maybe."
>Well that was not what you expect to hear from him.
>Same for Cadance.
>"What do you mean?"
>"I have an idea. She is essentially a nerd, like I was."
>"Dad was a nerd? Mom, you said he was captain of the guard before becoming your consort."
>Now you're really not liking the sound of this.
>"There are a few social events a nerd will partake in. Card games and O&O come to mind. My background was in O&O."
>O&O?
>Is that pony version of D&D?
>"I can dust off my old GM hat and run a game for the two of them. A rape game."
>Oh fuck no!
>"Not FATAL, I have standards."
>"You'll do that for us Shiny!"
>"Of course, my cuck fetish isn't being fulfilled if you can't rape Anon, honey."
>Princess Jailbait actually sounds excited.
>"Can I send Floor a message about the idea? She'll probably go for it."
>Crap, crap, crap!
>You don't know the rules.
>Need to run to a nerd store and buy a rulebook.
>Don't know the edition.
>Damn it.
>Shining sounds like the type of GM to rule-lawyer you into getting raped.

>>42496628
Couldn't find a rule book but I found God and a shotgun.

>>42496674
I just have a really big hammer.
Should do the job, though.

>>42496628
Well this’ll be a good one

>>42496674
Shotguns are in supplemental material. You’ll get leather armor and a d4 dagger and like it.

>>42496628
I’m gonna roll a warlock

>>42497186
8’s a bad place to be

>>42497404
Very. That’s deep into rape territory.
Rape noodles, milfs, and various stalkers lurk there regularly.

>>42496945
>>42497404
>>42497486
Which page does AmmuNation spawn on?

>>42497785
Thanks ladies for keeping the thread safe. Imagine if someone terrible found me.

>>42497507
Not soon enough.

>>42497507
It spawns on a random page on /k/ that changes daily.

>>42497785
>>42497871
Imagine the fox in charge of the henhouse.

>>42498184
I don’t see any foxes here. Just older mares being nice.

>>42498546
>"I could be really nice to you, if you catch my drift..."

>>42498546
This anon is going to get gangbanged by milfs

>>42498747
Like a sandwich? Can you make me one?
>>42498786
Don’t be ridiculous, older mares don’t make gangs. They have nice little book clubs or knitting groups.

>>42498870
>"Oh, you're into that?"
>"Sure, I have a friend I can call."
>"We'll supply the buns, and you can supply the filling."

>>42498870
>>42499032
You get what you deserve, fool.

(Anon is not responding to her innuendos)

>>42499032
>>42499209
Harshwhinny would quickly get into maredom

>Page 6
>"Don't worry, Anon."
>"I'll protect (You) from those old hags!"

>>42499032
Can I have ham?
>>42499040
Hey, I want a ham sandwich.

>>42496628
>Need info, need info yesterday.
>What if it is one of those weird pony things where they don't have fantasy as a genre because their world is already a fantasy.
>Really should have read more books.
>Could just go to a store and buy all the editions.
>Wait, that's retarded.
>No bookstore would carry all of them.
>Idea.
"Flurry, I'm hopping off for now."
>"'K."
>She should be sending a message to Princess Floor Bored soon.
>Jump into her chat.
"Bored."
>"There's the human meat."
"Had a heart attack recently?"
>"S-shut up. What's going on?"
"Finished a raid mission with Flurry. Checking in on you before heading out."
>"Oh. Nothing right now. Just organizing a deck. You wouldn't get it."
"Got it. I'm heading out."
>Go incognito mode.
>Mute your mike, keep her channel open.
>On cue, princess baby rolls in.
>"Board! Board, you in?"
>"Yes! Bucking yes. You don't have to scream. Was the raid match with Anon that good?"
>"No. Didn't get the drop I wanted. Forget that. I came up with a plan."
>Can hear Floor Bored suck her breath in, mostly likely anticipating the horror.
>"You play O&O right?"
>There's a pause before Floor answers.
>"With a small group, we're kind of on break right now. We haven't talked since. Well. Flurry, I'll be honest it ended badly. We're not talking to each other."
>Flurry Heart, with the maturity expected at her age, answers flippantly.
>"Right sure. We don't need them. 'Cause my dad is volunteering his services to GM (whatever that means) Anon and you a game. A game where you can rape his character and him."
>Can hear Floor nearly choke on the idea.
>"W-w-wait, a rape session!?"
>"Yeah, in something called O&O. He said he played it back in the day."
>"Your dad did. The former captain of the guard. Current prince consort to Princess Cadance. Your mom. An O&O player/GMer."
>"You can say his name. Shining Armor wants to help you out by GMing a role playing game between the two of you. Dad figures Anon knows nothing about the game so it'll be easy raping for you."
>Wait to hear Floor's answer.
>"I dunno."
>There's a crash on Floor Bored's end.
>Another pony?
>"She'll do it! She'll bucking do it. She better!"
>"M-mom! What the buck!?"
>Flurry seems to accept that easily.
>"Oh sure. Thanks Bored's mom. Dad say's it'll be 3.5 edition or something. Not sure how you have half of and edition. Later!"
>There's the sign off boop.
>"Mom! Why!?"
>"Because that is Shining Bucking Armor. He was the hottest stud back in the day and DILF if there ever was one. Your mom and her friends were huge nerds back in the day and he our crush. Until that Stacy stole him."
>Princess Cadance swooped in back in high school grabbing Shining Armor from the local nerd click?
>Interesting.
>"I'm calling the other moms. We're getting your group back together for this game. Even if we lost, you can still live our fantasy for us."
>"But mom, this is supposed to be a 1 on 1 session with me and Anon."
>"...Who's Anon?"

>>42499790
>3.5
Good to know Shining Armor is fucking based.

>>42499802
If he was based he'd be running Advanced 1e RAW, not a Unicorns of the Shoreline knockoff

>>42499802
Not so much based, just the edition he had back in the day. Was too busy in boot camp for 4th and onwards. Sadly how RL goes too.

>>42499823
A real ttrpg player memorize the tables.

>>42499826
Players don't need to know that, hell don't even show those dummies the rules, it only causes problems!
You might as well invite griffins to the game, if it's gonna be all conniving rules lawyering

>>42499830
Wizard with -10 AC is the best grappler.

>>42499824
That is unironically what happened to me.

Hey get the fuck off 9

>>42500317
>Anon is "helping" nine mares get off
>5
>oops, all Eris!

>>42500655
>Eris came like a wrecking ball
My condoleances for the victims

>>42500755
They’re dead so they have no more worries.

Uh-oh...
What are they up to?

>>42501132
Hovering upside down I think. That must be hard for Flutters

>>42499830
The game has always been a battle against the rules.

>>42501132
Nothing good, that’s for sure

>>42501734
Nah.

What is going on? Already on 8 again.

>>42502747
Fast day today I guess

>>42502747
>>42502821
Fast?

PAGE 5!

Welp, I guess she got tired of being friend-zoned and went over to the rape squad.

>>42502947
Rainbro how could you

>>42503136
Stupid Pitiful Anon! Her goals were always made clear!

>>42499790
>"Anon! You came out! You finally decided to answer my knocking."
>When was the last time you walked outside?
>You've really regressed to your old lifestyle.
"Fluttershy? How long have you been here?"
>"Yesterday morning! You're supposed to answer the door when I knock. Now we have to catch up on my guesses."
"No time for that nonsense. I need to find a nerd store."
>Quickly lock your door and move past the yellow pest.
>"But I waited so long! And what's a nerd store!?"
>She flutters after you protesting the whole may into town.
>Ponies wave hello to you.
>Return the gesture half-heartedly.
>"Slow down Anon. Please say what you're looking for."
"Nerds, dork. Anime, comics, rpgs, minitures; stuff that makes normal people cringe."
>Spy Filthy Rich's Barnyard Sell Store.
>Doubt it, but worth a quick shot.
>Kick open the door.
"Filthy!"
>"What!"
"Nerd stuff?"
>"Did you ask Princess Twilight?"
"Fuck no!"
>"Fine. Off Main Street go down 2nd Ln at the end is a novelty store."
"Thanks Filthy."
>"Call me Mr. Rich."
"No."
>No time for shenanigans.
>These ponies will stop you to talk your time away.
>"Nonny, stop running!"
"No time Pinkie."
>"I'll get you yet my pretty! And your little Flutters too."
>She's been hanging on to you like an engorged tick.
>Stop suddenly at the store.
>'Ponyville Magic Realm.'
>Was this always place always here?
>"Why are you running like someone is trying to rape you. Wait, that makes sense. Who's trying to rape you now Anon?"
"You wouldn't know her."
>Ready your nose and breach the abode.
>A bell dings.
>Look around, this place is perfect.
>Some ponies milling around boxes, shelves and display cases.
>A hefty mare at the register looks up.
>"Oh hey, Fluttershy. Your hentai smooth skin commission isn't here yet. Who looks remarkably similar to him."
"Lady. 3.5 O&O. You got it?"
>"Back corner over there. Second shelf."
>Nod in thanks.
>Don't think about what Fluttershy wastes money on in here.
>Whatever a 'skin' is, you don't want to know.
>"It's what we call ponies who are fans of humans. A skinny."
"I didn't ask for a reason Fluttershy. Did you have to taint my brain with that knowledge?
>"I just wanted to explain myself. Could also be your fetish."
>Pause at that idiotic idea.
"Having a fetish. For humans."
>Fluttershy nods.
"Might be on to something."
>Lots of books here.
>Huh.
>O&O is fantasy.
>Juxtaposition much.
>See what you need and grab them.
"Let's see. What do we have here?"
>...
"Where's the fighter? Where's the wizard class?"
>Pick your role, Element of Honesty.
>Ok, you were smart coming here to grab this stuff.
>This is nothing like D&D.
>Check the races.
>They're called neighbors.
>Typical ponies.
>Feats are still feats.
>Skills.
>Really encourages teamwork way more.
>Talks more about social encounters more than combat.
>Shining Armor is probably going to get you raped in that scenario.
>Walk up to the register with a stack of books.
>Scary Creatures, GM Book, Team-play Book.

>>42503182
She would be a bard or something like that.

>>42503216
Sounds about right

whoa 9 is no place to be.

>>42502947
That's not cool at all.

>"You smell that Anon?"
>"Marble's in heat! You should go have foal making sex with her!"

>>42504577
Pinkie, we’re in Canterlot. Marble would have an anxiety attack looking at the entrance. She ain’t here.

>>42504815
>"..."

>>42504577
No.

>>42504891
Are you telling me that she stinks so bad you can still smell her all the way up this mountain?

>>42502827
quiet you

>>42505634
Naw.

>"Oh, Page 6!"
>"Since I saved (You) from Eris, can we make out?"

>>42506217
Fuck no, but I guess we can go to the park and have a picnic or some shit. I'm gonna say "please don't make it weird" but at this point I'm just going through the motions. I don't expect any better.

At least when you're showing me your genitals and trying to lick my face it's good old canonical Flutterrape, unlike that OC donut steel noodle rapist. I'll console myself with that as you ruin another nice day out.

>>42503158
>There's a whistle of admiration as you make it back up to the register.
>"Looks like someone has just joined the hobby. I would say player, but you have all the books."
>Place the books down to be rung up.
>As she scans them you begin to wonder.
"Have you played it much? I know it's probably entry level shit, but I'm sure you know it pretty well Ms?"
>"Call me Deck, Mr. Anon the Human. Bottom Deck."
>She is bottom heavy.
"Cool. So Deck. This game, I would be open to some pointers to avoid trap builds."
>The earth pony leans over the counter with a wiry smile.
>"Little soon to be a power gamer, ain't it hon?"
>Muster the most serious face you can have.
"I play to win."
>Fluttershy quietly snorts at that.
>Roll your eyes at her silent snide reaction.
"Fine. I know it's a team game, but I don't just the GM. At all."
>"Wait, are you playing with Discord? Spike's been working with him to be a better player. Or so he told me over tea."
"Not him Flutters. I'm going to be playing with Princess Floor Bored in a game."
>A blank stare is what answers you from Deck.
>Heck, most of the mares that was window shopping in here have stopped.
>"I'm sorry. Princess Floor Bored. Are you? No this isn't a prank. She was just here yesterday card hunting. I saw no horn or wings."
"I know she is one. I swear. She wears those oversized sweaters and a rather small horn. Her mane covers it up basically, and you know how untamed that thing is."
>Deck taps her chin as she thinks.
>"Princess Floor Bored. That sounds ridiculous."
"You know her?"
"Just a regular. So you're joining her group? Thought they were on break."
>Oh!
>She knows them too.
"Who's in this group?"
>"Now hold on, before I tell you more hon, their GM is usually Goldie Mops. So you're telling me that that silly mare has it out for you?"
"No. Shining Armor is running this game."
>A pin could be heard at the silence in that building.
>Some whispers of disbelief from the other ponies can be heard.
>Bottom Deck wiggles her ears.
>"Whoa, whoa, whoa now. Shining Armor, is running a game again. After all this time."
>Kind of the same reaction Floor's mom had.
"Yeah. Why is this important?"
>"Damn lucky fillies. Not so much you I suppose. Shining Armor, before he was taken from us mortal mares by the princess of love, was something of a hit for us nerds. Smart, hot, fun, hot, understanding, hot. Hunky guy that was still a big nerd."
>Let's not tell her the detail of all this being a setup for you to get raped.
>"Guy is a bucking DILF now. Oh to love again."
"Right. So my situation."
>"Well I can't tell you how Shining Armor is going to run the game. He was very dynamic and flexible. As for the girls, have you meet Floor Bored?"
"We've played some Runescape."
>Deck blinks at you.
>"You live here though. She's in Canterlot."
"We have something called the internet that we use."
>"Sweet teat milk from Celestia. The rumors are true. When?! When do we get in on that?"
"I dunno. It's a Twilight project."

https://ponepaste.org/11310
Here's the paste for the green as it continues.

>>42506457
This has been a good one anon

>>42506611
As someone who loves cooking, this image brings me immense anguish
nice eyebrows on her tho

>>42506875
>As someone who loves cooking, this image brings me immense anguish
Same. But it would work on me, I'd have no choice but to hug her, and step in and cook with her, teaching her how to do it right.
No lie, I'd probably get raped, but oh well. I love cooking.

>>42506958
I mean, I would at least not want her to be a fire hazard