Thread 508771073

ITT: Faustian spirit in action

a nigger family moved in next door

>>508771171
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R23Q_0uHyEk
It was actually her archnemesis Zibi

>>508771073 (OP)
bro doesn't want him in the house

>>508771073 (OP)
I wish i was that happy!

>>508771073 (OP)
Look at him go!

>>508771298
Whats stopping you?

>>508771548
Society as a whole

>>508772370
how to fix society?

>>508772433
Become ungovernable.

>>508771548
the jews

>>508771073 (OP)
that little beaver has already done more work than the average nigger does during it's entire lifetime!

>>508771073 (OP)
kurwa bobr

>>508771357
i love the way he flaps his ears and looks proud at the end.

>>508771548
what do you do in this situation?

>tranimal thread
fuck off back to /v/

>>508772770
>what do you do in this situation?
continue to film?

>>508772916
>hating animals
How very semitic of you.

>>508772917
What was the plan here

>>508772916
found the brownoid

>>508772370
i bet you blame the fact your a loser just like you blame the fact your unhappy on literally anyone except yourself.

>>508773311
triple doubles, very nice

>>508771073 (OP)
BOBER KURWA

>>508773031
Assert pigeon dominance. Didn't work out.

>>508771357
It's so amazing he can do that. Look at him use his tusk to brace the log as he uses that insanely dexteritous trunk to move it. You can see him adjusting it to find that focal balance point. He's so smart.

>>508773506
Larry Bird.

>>508773031
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO PLEASE

>>508772433
Don't play the game oddly enough

>>508771357
Like I've always said, niggers can't load balance

>>508771073 (OP)
beave it to me

>>508773337
Go back to your 9 to 5 and worrying about your 401k
You're gonna die by nigger fists to the head once u end up in a retirement home

>>508774178
HOGGED

>>508772917
Why is this falcon getting fucked with by pigeons ?

>>508771357
Eventually someone will find a clip of a nigger struggling with the task presented here.

>>508773031
>good morning saar im an international student

>>508773031
to make new fren
he relaxed, many such cases

>>508771073 (OP)
>Kikes move to X country
>Do the same without fail or variation
Are kikes the embodiment of faustian spirit?

>>508771357
based elephant assembling the telescope

>>508774326
I literally live in the woods and am self sufficient holy shit.

You couldn't of been more off base. Like there is literally no way for you to be more wrong than you were.

>>508774178
TOTAL UKRAINE VICTORY

>>508774326
Maybe you can eat shit since thats the only thing you ever produced in your life. Rofl.

>>508774326
Fucking retarded loser.

>>508774604
>couldn't of
Discarding your opinions is objectivly the right choice.

>>508774430
i mean, i would also have trouble lifting a huge log 10 feet above my head

>>508774604
>>508774643
>>508774678
holy mad

>>508774604
>couldn't of

>>508774300
no cap fr fr

>>508774604
>>508774643
>>508774678
Buttblasted

>>508774604
>picrel
u ok anon?

>>508771357
>it looks like a trumpeting elephant
HOLY KINO

>>508775040
I hit a nerve there now didn't i?

>>508771073 (OP)
do you know what faustian spirit fucking means? buiilding a nigger dam in a doorway isn't it. if the beaver built a boat and sailed around the world. this is 10/10 bait.

>>508775208
What the fuck was his problem.

>>508775208
lmao he threw it at him. he must have known he was a kike. nature is beautiful.

>>508773337
Kill yourself

>>508771357
Men only want one thing and its disgusting.gif

>>508773730
He's been watching people play it.

aryan beast right here

>>508771073 (OP)
Cute. Now throw a jew in there and give him some unmolested shiksas without debt.

>>508771357
Fun fact that brighten my day was that crows will bring you gifts if you feed them regularily.

>>508772917
israel attacking iran

>>508772917
>stop uranium enrichment!

>>508775040
>>508775094
No.
Pic related

>>508773031
To prove that falcons are just misunderstood.

>>508774604
You make me cringe and you are an embarassment to your whole family and lineage you incel freak.

>>508776013
I'm tired of niggers.

>>508776110
You can't eat without asking 3 men beforehand if it's ok.
Your job for a check.
The bank to turn the check into cash.
And cash fl see what the grocery has rationed for you.

You can seethe all you want but end of day I'd never want to be you, I don't even want to be near you and I rather you be culled.

>>508776121
Calm down bro , doing meth in the woods again wahappen?

>>508776013
No, faggot, even if you handed niggers a functioning happy safe neighborhood they'd still fuck everything up
They're literally a separate species, genetically, stop with this horseshit Jesus Christ

>>508775739
Funny, you never see asian elephants taking what isn't theirs

>>508776261
We do this constantly with snow chimps. See
>>508776013

Putting the blacks directly into your neighborhood skips a step on your locust like consumption tour.

>>508775605
Based bvll enforcing the fagtax.

>>508776243
>>508771298
I wish you were happy too brother.

>>508776644
anon the post i replied to showed asian elephants doing exactly that >>508775605

here's another webm of them robbing sugar canes

>>508776798
Apology accepted bro
Don't let the jews put you down
Frens?

>>508775605
>toll paid in full

>>508772917
>Hohols bombing the donbas

>>508774178
Bears have got to be one of the most awkward animals on earth.

>>508771073 (OP)
>Everywhere I go, I must dam.

>>508776907
No apology. I still think you're a bad person. But I wonder if you wouldn't be if you were happy.
The entire misery loves company thing.

hope you find yourself someday before you kill someone else looking for him.

>>508775605
that highway was closed's after an month's

>>508771548
The juden infestation destroying the whole White world

>>508777221
You live in the woods cuz of the same cause
>we live in a society
I mean, how u know i don't
Just don't play the rats maze game for them , keep your skills to yourself and fuck it let it rot
Whats the reason u live in the woods be honest

>>508776916
I love how pissed off they always look

>>508775208
Holy shit hardest I've laughed in a long time what the fuck he got him good

>>508774868
Impressive dexterity.

>>508772917
he said the f word

>>508777048
What do you mean, anon.

>>508772917
kek this is like how women vote

>>508774178
that piggy better have swallowed his load that night

>>508774604
>Literally
>Literally
>Literally
>Literally
>Literally
>Literally

>>508771073 (OP)
it's how I know we're in the matrix. this thing is just carrying out its programming regardless of its environment. damn thing's like a roomba.

>>508774933
I don't get it, he clearly has a cap.

>>508776013
>Your afraid
>Your done
Whoever wrote this is a retard

>>508774604
very nice anon.

>>508777371
I found doing stuff yourself to be easier than relying on someone or else prices constantly fluctuating.

I'm out here cause as the years go by you realize you don't really need much. I got nice stuff. An electric weed eater, internet, truck. But the day to day of working somewhere for someone vs working for myself and at my own pace was too alluring to not take up the first second I got.

I worked 80 hour weeks inside capitalism knee deep in literal blood (meat production) for 10 years before I was allowed to leave.

Society in general is busted. But every society has become busted over time.


I'm here cause it's the only type of life that is sustainable for the future and I got kids. They can go be ai artists if they want, but they always have a safe space to invent, create, build, grow, and live.


Hell they might sell it when Im dead, but I'm a big believer in the idea a society grows great when people plant trees for shade they won't live to see.

Im just happy living my values and my leftist values have produced a ridiculous abundance of which I share with my community. Which also makes me feel good.

>>508771073 (OP)
Faustian spirit theme.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8tRMB0J4rM

>>508778316
Ok so we agree
Wuts the problem here ,sounds like you're not happy either just contempt and stoic
But can you ever be as happy as OP beaver making his dam?can you?

>>508778006
I literally do. :)

>>508772917
we did pigeons so dirty
>be domesticated bird species
>live among humans for thousands of years
>one day humans decide they don't want you
>release you back into the wild
>domesticated bird so no instincts whatsoever
>get perpetually merc'd by all animals in the wild
>only continue to thrive in the gutter of human civilization where most people spit on your presence

>>508771298
have you tried felling trees with your teeth and damming rivers to create a natural wetland environment?

>>508778437
I'm not unhappy cause I did something about it and you are cause you didn't.
I hope you do something about it someday.

Are you wanting me to just give you land and a wife?

>>508778526
I have this exact same sentiment about doves.

>>508771073 (OP)
I like how animals learn to play with human toys

>>508778555
yes

>>508772917
>i never thought falcons would talon my face, said the pigeon who voted for the falcons who talon faces party

>>508778341
good letter

>>508777373
hes horny

>>508778316
Is that why you got that blasted contrapment to funnel the blood from the chickins?
You said fuck it, after a life in blood you yourself became the blood drinker?
You became the thing you despised innawoods ....doing meth drinking the blood!!!!!
Of the chickens the jews spin around their head giving passing their sins over them!!! YOU BECAME THE DRINKER OF JEWISH SINS AND YOU'RE HAPPY SO MUCH SO HAPPIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!!!
BECAUSE FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!I DO IT MYSELF
C'mon bro you're just making a lolcow out of yourself i'm trying to make amends
>meth is a hell of a drug
>>508774604
just looking at your contraption makes me believe you're a happy and sane individual
Kek

>>508778526
I think cheetahs are the same. Domesticated to hunt along humans in chariots, but got kicked out later. Now instinct tells them to jump into safari trucks in hopes of humans taking them hunting.

>>508771073 (OP)
I was with my father showing a Hong Kong family a wooded lot they might buy and they would not believe me that beavers built the dams there. Even when I showed the chewed logs.

>>508772917
Based. Fuck pigeoniggers.

>>508778790
You have no idea what a kill cone is and reduction of suffering means huh?
You have no idea where food comes from or how or what contraption? What in my image is abstract or weird?
You got hangs.
You got a kill cone.
Explain it to me.

>>508778790
a kill cone is a very normal piece of equipment in the processing of poultry, anon

>>508778790
You don't get a body like mine on meth. Want to see dead Israelis? I'm about 90% sure now based on cadence, intelligence, and your vocabulary.

>>508774178
2 pigs>1 bear

>>508779095
He is most likely Israeli and the only thing he knows about chickens is fucking sin into them and hitting them against a wall.

>>508779114
A life of blood drenched in blood
Drink the blood
On my cadence NOW former zogbot!!!
NOW!!! DRINK IT NOW FLOP IT !!NOW SQUEAK IT!!! NOW STOMP IT!!!
it is a kosher way i'll give you that
Kosher as kosher can get, draining the blood like that

>>508779281
She's wet.

>>508771073 (OP)
based bobr

Idf soldiers inside of an elementary school.

>>508779277
For your ingenuity you'd prolly get a nam for your ingenuity of kosher slaughter
Hey i know ur frustrated , you're not happy you're just contempt with the state of things
Wanna slice?

>>508779281
Check this out!

>>508779417
Was it Jaffa?
God I wish more jaffas happen. Look at the dead kike. Lol

>>508771171
How much can you get for you home?

>>508779281
Spoke like a true Israeli.

>>508779281
You know a awful lot about kosher.....
Weird.

>>508779564
Hey i'm the jew and you're the evangelical christcuck
Agree?

>>508771073 (OP)
Busy beaver

>>508774300
>i am trump now

>>508779648
>you know about kosher
So do you ! Double weird

>>508779648
The new generation doesn't have the older generation privilegues

>>508779651
I thought I was a Satan worshipping kike 2 posts ago. Pick a narrative.

>>508779742
Weird you defend Israel.

>>508771171
correct

>>508779747
>>508779742

>>508771357
Wow, I didn't think he'd be able to do it.

>>508779770
Yeah i'll let you evangelize !!! I be the jew then
>who's jewing who here
I have no clue brother

>>508775332
They keep having more students per teacher every year.

>>508774604
Relax Hillary

>>508779918
Say something negative about Israel.

>>508779277
ngl i was kinda like this the other night when watching this very thing

>>508779983
1/1 post after the Jew was exposed.

>>508780003
Huh?

>>508779770
>>508779918
Unless both of you two niggers start posting nice animals to your foreplay, I consider both of you D&C jews.

>>508780012
It feels almost poetic and it's the only time in my lifetime where you can justify bombing civilians based exclusively on their beyond 80% support of genocide.

There is a debate on whether any Israeli is a civilian based on the fact they are military trained and in civilian clothing.

It makes them terrorists by definition.


Here's another hidden gem for you.

>>508780122
I got you bro.

>>508780122
Call duck.

>>508780003
At least i get the blood of children you get the blood of shit goy
Chicken shit goy!!!
Now pay mu defense budget and stfu goy!!!(you gotta read it with some chutzpah) once you won't br able to drink the blood of chickens anymore goy !!!! Once you get old gooooy!!!!my children will feed on yours you filthy evangelical!!! Bow take my sins goy!!! And drink it !!!!GOOD GOY!

>>508780122
Goslings.
I gotta get going. Got charity to deliver

>>508780367
The Jew admits his false flag and false narratives

>>508780122
I got some

>>508771171
Kek

>>508772433
Fortresses for frens

>>508780198
>>508780245
>>508780392
Looks good enough to me, you have proven yourself and thus have won. Continue on your merry way. webm is for you.

>>508780454
>AI
Not a very compelling argument.

>>508771073 (OP)
>
In an alternate universe this is a sitcom and the kid star beaver's name is Jerry Mathers

>>508779708
Kek

>>508780122
Did you see this contraption tho?>>508774604

>>508780523
He delivers the blood!!!! GOOD GOY!!!!
>>508780392

>>508780039
>sacrifices chickens to moloch

>>508771073 (OP)
If somebody could strap a GoPro on the head of one of these dudes, I'd watch a livestream of them building dams all day every day. Cutest shit ever.

>>508780604
Yes, check the first reply.

>>508780761
Ebin :DDD

>>508778526
I'm proud to be able to claim I never attacked a pigeon or got shat on by one.
Pigeys r frens tooo

>>508780796
Saved !!!!

>>508774379
the pigeons acknowledge the superiority of the peregrine falcon and self sacrifices for the benefit of its offspring. we can learn a lot from fauna.

>>508780815
yes. stupid but cute

>>508771073 (OP)
be ungovernable.webm

>>508774178
based hohol

>>508777506
birds are jews

>>508775739
Have they learned how to use caltrops?

>>508774178
SLAVA UKRAINI

>>508780547
"leave it to beaver" is weird in this timeline

>>508771073 (OP)
those happy little hops

>>508780775
god, i love bobr now. MUST! DAM!

>>508773031
Steal underpants.

>>508780454
AI has gone to far to fast.

>>508771357
SO THATS HOW THEY DID IT

>>508780815
i kinda dislike their song, but have to admit it's always a musically correct 4 bars. there's pigeons and pigeons though. the red eyed city version is kinda stupid. the flying competition ones are rather cool. i prefer crow frens.

>>508775332
Catholic geese.

>>508774604
>am self sufficient
>mined the ore for the sheet metal
>forged the wires for the internet connection
>invented internet
>molded plastic pallets
>domesticated fowl
>timbered and milled wood

>>508777048
The similarities between them and cats are only rivaled by snakes and cats

>>508776644
Nippon brings the bantz.

>>508781770
Were u expecting the finish?

>>508777506
You ever seen a crow fuck with a wolf to get them to kill something for it? Yeah, I'm not dying for Ravenhold

>>508780775
>>508781457
he's a slave to the dam

>>508771073 (OP)
BUILD IT BIGGER. BUILD IT BETTER
Number #1 reason I love Buc-ee’s.

>>508771548
This picture is so god damn funny. My deep appreciation of birds allows me to view this photo with an immense amount of joy, compared to a normgroid. So much of our own society is being replicated in this image.

>>508773017
Animal webm threads are why I come to /pol/. I get lost in the chaos of it all while seeking out these webms. It’s always a happy European that posts the best ones.

>>508771073 (OP)
What a cute little beaver...

>>508771073 (OP)
>hurr hurr durr Faustian spirit
>oh im so flabbergasterinod
>mmmmm this vexes me
The way this board uses prose has always pissed me off lmao, like shut the fuck up nerd fags. I understand why you're all so anti-intellectual now, it's because you all sound retarded the second you aren't screaming chud, gem, or coal. Also, this site hasn't been the same since that crash lol.

>>508778526
Pigeons are nigger birds. No one cares about niggers being obsolete farm machinery.

>>508774178
America versus Russia. Super soldiers are just inner city niggers equipped with standard issue rifles.

>>508778849
>Selling land to foreigners
Did your treason prosper?

>>508782606
> based doggo said
"bitch you're clearly too big or that bike. gtfo!"

>>508779281
Gypsy or Jew? Doesn't matter, either way the subhuman is you.

>>508780796
1 more while I'm at the gas station. For you brother.

>>508771357
Poachers stole Jumbo's other tusk.

>>508771073 (OP)
Dam ain't gonna build itself

>>508773031
He wanted to prove he wasn't racist.

>>508783562
I realized you might not be able to identify that.
It's a silkie chicken.

Here's 2 silkies dykes raising a single child
One of them is black.

>>508783652
silkies are great

>>508773730
Goooooooooooooooooaallllllllllll!

>>508783652
>I realized you might not be able to identify that.
You were right, I wasn't able to identify that.

>>508779277
kek

>>508783448
>Gypsy or Jew? Doesn't matter, either way the subhuman is you
Still whiter than you
Fool

>>508783562
Gettin some gas huh?

>>508783873
Eyes are the windows of the soul. Mine are as blue as the sky, yours are as brown as a latrine.

>>508784065
We doing rhymes now?stfu b4 i punch you in yo spleen
Then i take the wallet

>>508776013
You are seething lol. Consider suicide sad piece of shit. Hope your kids step on an AIDS needle.
>>508774604
>ackshually im six foot and jacked
Lol nobody fucking cares you antisocial dipshit.
>inb4 le troleing
You sure got me by embarrassing yourself lol

>>508772917
>Fuck Timmy gonna do? Ackkk...

They no longer can tell the politican reasonings

>>508781010
this poor critter must think he's been transported to another dimension

>>508777352
Yids rape kids

>>508777371
They all look alike to me.

>>508778619
nigwalk

>>508771213
god damn zibbers, stay out of our den!

>>508784473
why is it a "poor" critter?
why do you assume it understands a metaphysical concept like "dimension"?
it can smell that it's in a human's domain.
do you think entering a bear's cave is another "dimension"?
stop fucking your dog.

>>508777538
>futures

>>508774300
>this nature reserve is bussin

>>508784848
>why is it a "poor" critter?
because it has no money, retard

>>508785224
seriously though.
stop fucking your dog.
and it's shit is not a gift to society either.
pick it up.

>>508784749
I got a funny

>>508775297
Hilarious and giwtwm

>>508785300
doesn't know he's replying to a dog

>>508785383
Sambo should have gone to KFC.

>>508771073 (OP)
>>508780775
Is beaver building instinct the most sophisticated natural drive?

>>508781800
Turns out it's not just crows.

>>508775527
If that was true he would have taken a fall to draw the penalty shot

>>508785383
Fake and literally gay.
lmao
>>508785812
Migrating birds can travel from South Africa to Eastern Europe while being guided by nothing but their instincts. That's way crazier if you think about it.

>>508774300
He cute

>>508773896
Kek

>>508780454
Noooo low key this and the McDonald’s cat one both make me sad as fuck for some reason :( :(

>>508780775
They should let one of these loose in a hoarder's house and just see what it makes of it.

>>508786585
Just nods in respect and leaves.

>>508771073 (OP)

..B...BOBER

B..BOBER!!!

BOBER! KURVA!!!!! BOBER KURVAAAA!! BOBBBEEEERRRRRR

>>508783174
Buck_broken_by_sharty_award.jpg

>>508771073 (OP)
He be cute

>>508771073 (OP)
Actually sad. So much missing from his life.

>>508772917
beautiful

>>508774604
>I MUST prove my worth anonymously to a bunch of anonymous people
Americans produce so much secondhand embarrassment it's unreal. It truly is a punishment to be forced to live among you golems.

>>508772917

LET HIM GO!!!!!!!!!

>>508773017

I would taaaakkeeee the northwesssttt passsaaagggeee tooooo the seaaaaaaa

>>508771548
>12-05
>>508772917
>07-04
So wait, he survived that and then proceeded to build his own nest???

>>508771357
that lil guy is worth more than every nigger and jew on this planet

>>508774868

Oh wow what a smart little feller.

>>508771357
o/

>>508780775
what subhuman söy mongrel would keep a beaver as a pet?

>>508780454
Cinema

>>508772917
Good. Fuck that pidgeon. Hope that little asshole died. You don't fuck with falcon eggs.

>>508787039
hence the faustian spirit of the pigeon

>>508787058
>>508787058
>>508787058
YOU'RE
NOT
WRONG

>>508771073 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQSie6Rk0Y
I love beavers so much

>>508786829
I have other sites I use, just like I have other boards I use, I like to come in here to remind you all you're actual thrallish daemons.

>>508775739
>desperately be trying to fix something
>fuckin animals keep stealing shit
now niggers know how we feel

>>508776424
is that hash?

>>508787172
That video is from an ethical outdoors animal shelter. They just let the beaver into the house one time for fun. I agree otherwise that beavers should be kept outside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ImdlZtOU80

>>508774178
there is even an ukrainian flag there

>>508778526
wild dove species are just as stupid.

>>508771548
Moments_before_disaster.jpeg

>>508771357
those big balance stones might be placed by a mammoth or a dinosaur then.
interesting

>>508781010
>so i guess we'd better talk about the elephant in the room

>>508787484
>thrallish daemons.
That's the most childhish thing I've read this week.

>>508778526
Pigeons are the Indians of the animal kingdom.
Filthy, disease-ridden retards perpetually begging and polluting cities.

>>508786977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9-ZGfidpow

>>508776644
hey jap bro tell Don Don Donki to bring back the 2x500mL for $11 deal on that shit

>>508772547
the analogy here is more like third worlders setting up shop in the white mans back yard.

>>508778526
Once had a pigeon nest on my balcony
After finding mom with eggs I let her hatch them
The little bird had a white halo ring on his head
>absolutely blessed
The next year son decides to retvrn
I kicked that fake flying shit factory so hard he flew to Australia
Pigeons are fucking disgusting animals
Never again!

>>508787484
>Jordan Peterson has entered the thread

>>508787484
>t.

>>508773017
This is the type of stuff I live for. This is why I have not done Sudoku yet.

>>508786696
>Just nods in respect and leaves.
Based

>>508788273
There are still some good people out there.

>>508788273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtWwzcjBEP4

>>508772917
>Now Sully, you know the most important thing in your life is GRA-VAH-TEE

>>508782606
>Cats don't care for their owne-

>>508789194
>English: Cow brushing machine
>German: Kuhbürstenmaschine

>>508771073 (OP)
They'll make it into the clouds one of these days

>>508776811
>those faggots in the back who think they are just going to drive around the massive stopped convoy of trucks

>>508771548
NOW I MUST KNOW THE WHOLE STORY!
goddammit

>>508775605
>ayo hoool up curryboi

>>508789682
pigeon is stupid, thats the story
seriously they have a mortality rate of 50% per year, they only thrive because their breeding rate is insane

>>508784559
niggers in a nutshell.

>>508777506
>is this not what you wanted?