FRONT PAGE OF FOXNEWS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

The jews have awoken the fallen angels return

>>512738086 (OP)
WHERE
ARE
THE
EPSTEIN
FILES

>>512738086 (OP)
>expert
Do we need a list of names for jews too? Add it to the list.

>>512738086 (OP)
if aliens land on this planet i will challenge them to a 1vs1 fistfight and nobody can stop me

>>512738086 (OP)
ITS A PAJEET AYY SPACE TRAIN
THEY HITCHED A RIDE ON A COMET TO BE A SPACE HOBO ON OUR PLANET

>>512738086 (OP)
holy fuck even the alien are coming for the Epstein files

>>512738234
This. AYYYLMAOs aren't real.

>>512738086 (OP)
ITS JENOVA!!!

>>512738086 (OP)
I know without clicking, the expert is going to be “Avi Loeb” from Israel.

>>512738086 (OP)
It's Sirius B Stargate Council of 9 Dogon niggas.

That or blue beans.

Dude Aliums ayylmao

>>512738666
Ayyy hahahaha

>>512738086 (OP)
Experts say space niggers tongue my anus.

Pants on head retarded to assume the aliens objective lmao

>>512738086 (OP)
We told you so. But you wouldn’t listen.

>>512738086 (OP)
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!
>could be alien probe
>could be
>could
>c
>o
>u
>l
>d

and canaanites could stop sacrificing their children to demons

but since there's no proof they ever stopped

you're kind of a pickle now, aren't you?

Just arrive already I can't bear clown world anymore

I like how the people in charge are pretending like they don't know anything at all about this fucking subject like we've not just lived through the 20th century

>>512738086 (OP)
>takes aliens 2 billion years to reach earth
>takes aliens 2 billion years to send message back to the rest of their attack fleet
not my problem

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

IT SAYS MASSIVE SPACE OBJECT COULD BE OP'S MOM

>>512738234
maybe the ayys can tell us

>>512738086 (OP)
>Expert
>Singular

>>512738086 (OP)
>could
*yawn*

What would you do in this situation

>>512738086 (OP)
Where's a fuckin files Schlomo? Where's the files shithead?

There's always some existential threat being pushed in mainstream news. They just want people afraid because it keeps them docile
Nothing ever happens

Its nothing. Another comet. Everyone go to sleep. You're still going to have to live your miserable lives for a long time to come.

>>512738086 (OP)
They're going to anally probe the actual planet Earth now. When will these degenerate aliens stop?

>>512739689

>>512738234
spbp
>>512738086 (OP)
pic rel

>>512738086 (OP)
Quick, nuke it!

please please please be sexy alien snake women oh god please

>>512739883
Good news

>>512738748
>>512738887
>>512739508
>>512739689
They're going to see stuff like this and just turn us to ash from orbit.

>>512738086 (OP)
tl;dr
>object comes from outside solar system and is in an oddly good position to fly by multiple planets
>its not going near us but with a small course correction near the sun it might
>if it were aliens this would be a good way to do it

>>512738086 (OP)
>leading news outlet of the most brainwashed political affiliation in the country intentionally misrepresents something for clicks and its reader base swallows it like America swallows Israeli cum
Yep. Checks out

>>512739689
Why's she blue?

>>512738086 (OP)
Aliens sent the probe and were like....

These niggas still worshiping Yahwe we made up as a joke?

>>512740050
They've seen far worse. Ask the schizos

>>512740050
They've had unfettered access to pretty much every signal capable of leaving our atmosphere for the past 80 years or so. The chance to self censor has long since sailed.

>>512738086 (OP)
https://lweb.cfa.harvard.edu/~loeb/HCL25.pdf

>>512740182
Daxy come in many colors

>>512738086 (OP)
They want to distract you from Hulk Hogan was murdered
>>512738417

>>512739689
kek IDK, my Jewish ex was a few inches taller than me, it was fun throwing her around. I'm diamonds hard thinkin of it.

>>512740059
>if

anon they're literally already here m8

>>512738086 (OP)
The antispirals from Gurren Lagann are coming to rape us back to the stone age because we invented AI. That's my guess.

>>512738086 (OP)
Oh no! Will ayys probe my anus with their tongue?! :0 ... :)

>>512740314
Hmm, good point. So basically, if they've seen all that but are still coming, they're either here to end our misery, or they're fully aware we're gonna try to fuck them and don't care. That's a win-win.

>>512738086 (OP)
HOLY SHIT BROS OP IS NOT LYING
CHECK BBC RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>512738307
I will 1v1 them on runescape

>>512740050
Wrong, our absurd ridiculousness, hypocrisy and humor is what makes us so entertaining for the higher intelligences. Clown world isn't a metaphor.

This is just a rock in space though.

>>512739508
Wait is that real?

>>512741243
This just sounds jewish though. Alien demons whatever the fuck seem to value justice. Also killing!

blue beans

>>512738086 (OP)
>expert warns . . .

>>512741358
>>512740521
>>512738297
>>512738506

>>512738086 (OP)
IGNORE ISRAELI WAR CRIMES, GOYIM!

>t. fox news

>>512738086 (OP)
Quick someone get Jocko and his special forces friends on a space shuttle to their planet so we can fuck them up! They can murder in cold blood the unarmed alien civilians and look cool doing it.

it's literally. fucking. nothing.

whenever the day comes where its supposed to "pass through" or "land" here it's just going conveniently miss us and just so happen to coincide with some epstein shit, it will probably be around christmas or the super bowl too

>>512740645
Move, children. Vamenos

>>512738086 (OP)
Damn that’s crazy is that what Jeffery Epstein was worshiping in his island temple covered in gigantic golden owls?
Isn’t it weird a jewish man would build a temple covered in gigantic golden owls on his child rape island?
I feel like there is a lot of focus on boring international politics Cold War espionage stuff and nobody talks about how there is a giant golden owl temple where they taped themselves raping and eating kids.

>>512738086 (OP)
Maximum Goyim Distraction Mode activated

THE ALIENS ARE HERE!!!!!

>t. reputable mainstream outlet who would call you a crazy person for questioning gas chambers in Auschwitz

>>512742022
I'm not a Jew, but I like Jewish women. The only woman I could have a fucking intelligent conversation with. I hate her family for forcing her to marry a fat greasey Jew.

release the ayypstein files

and studies show

>>512738086 (OP)
Fuck off space niggers. We're full.

>>512738086 (OP)

>>512738234
Lol. What a mess.

>>512738086 (OP)

>>512738086 (OP)
Wow that's crazy, the aliens are here just in time for them to release the Epstein list

>>512738086 (OP)
*flies by*

>>512738086 (OP)
Still wanna see the epstein list, MIGGER

>>512739689
Activate my suicide bomb vest.

>>512739832
Bruce, life could be a dream, life could be a dream. Rip greg ham, fuck colin hay. Ham WAS men at work. Also waltzing maltilda will always be your song.

>>512738086 (OP)
Nigger

>>512738234
I have a quick multiple choice question for you.
Do you believe your autistic obsession is...
A: Making a difference/begetting change/keeping a discreet topic from fading into total obscurity
or
B: Just showing everyone how autistic you are

?

Just aim for center of mass.

It's been deboonked sweaty

>>512738086 (OP)
>expert warns

>>512738086 (OP)
How long have we talked about what's coming

>>512738187
Oh no, da aliums are cooooming!!!

>>512738086 (OP)
Its Klendathu, time to kill some bugs !

>>512746797
The Trump / Epstein stuff must be pretty horrific if they're going full Blue Beam.
At this point I'd have a hard time believing there's not footage somewhere of Trump doing forced anal on a 5 year old.

>>512747241
Trump and Epstein were selling white girls to the Galactic Federation.

>>512747241
The Klingons ordered the anal. Thier women don't have buttholes.

>>512738297
already been for years now

>>512738297
I mean. To be fair. Its not Avi loeb. A couple of well known youtube astronomers are spooked. I am spooked. Its trajectory is not plausible when you dive into it

>>512743154
>distraction

you people are such faggots. they do not need a distraction. You wont do shit. they blantaly genocide in front of your very own eyes.

>>512738086 (OP)
The UFO red herring is so formulaic and fucking lame

>>512747542
Because our models are faulty and lack sufficient Bayesian priors to determine what it is. Only after months of sifting through data will an explanation be found and it will be quite mundane but expand our knowledge of the cosmos. Ayys don’t real. We’re all alone out here.

>could be

>>512747715
> Trajectory models are faulty, a well known mathematical formula used for everything in space since Werner Von Braun is wrong.

retard spotted

>>512738086 (OP)
its nothing

>>512738086 (OP)
Probably those shrimp stealing whores again.

>>512738234

NIGGERS
I
G
G
E
R
S

STOLE
T
O
L
E

MY
Y

BIKE
I
K
E

https://x.com/mockeridge82111/status/1950287852547215532

not yet

There was some ex-government emoooyee that was saying AI is already running the country and making massive decisions.
And in the coming years AI is going to put forth a lie to humanity of aliens that are coming to Earth, to make us react a certain way. Looks like its already happening. Does anyone know the video i am talking about?

>>512748063
>https://x.com/mockeridge82111/status/1950287852547215532

Who are you

>>512748221
>big rock is attracted to the largest source of gravity in the solar system
>this is somehow unusual

>>512748283
Its not bound by the suns gravity. The sun didn't attract it. The sun has minimal influence on it, a slight turn. Thats how fast its going. It has an Ecentricity above 6.

on that note. Because its going that fast. Its literally impossible for it to be a comet or rock. A simple 1-foot piece of debris at that speed would create an explosion equivalent to the Bierut explosion.

Its not a comet. Its not a rock. And if it is got really fucking lucky not hitting any dust or grains for 8 fucking billion years

>>512748221

henlo newfriend

>>512747542
>>512747792
I actually read most of the paper this bullshit is based on, which I can do because I’m not a hopeless retard. It can be entirely summarized as
>so there’s this new extrasolar object headed to the inner solar system
>it's going pretty fast, but if I boot up Kerbal Space Program (Education Edition) I can run some quick math on its orbit and HOLY FUCK IT MIGHT SLOW DOWN IF IT HAS ENGINES THAT MEANS IT COULD BE COMING TO ATTACK US
>it probably won’t, it’s probably just an ordinary rock, but what if it’s not? Anyways, sleep tight, we’ll find out in November
Guaranteed nothingburger with a side of nothingfries and a nothingshake

>>512739370
Kek

>>512748468
It's a rock.
Now about those Epstein files.

>>512748475
not new. I see you post on this topic alot. What you think?

I never trust mainstream scientists. Avi Loeb has alot to lose. These same faggots were telling us covid was a nothing burger and then a month later told us to panic. They are just bootlickers for the government narrative.

>>512738086 (OP)
this is the most retarded psyop ever

>>512748514
Its literally slowing down anon. Its slowing down right now. You didn't read anything, refute the point about a 8 trillion year old comet floating across 50 light years at this speed without hitting something. You can't. Its almost statistically impossible

>>512739207
You might not like what's up next.

>>512748535
lolita island list is already out

>>512748550

Like I said: June of next year.

>>512738086 (OP)
MUH AVI LOBE

>>512748635
based. I hope they bring back Steve Erwin and Billy Mayes

>>512748604
Gay Niggers From Outer Space is way cooler

>>512738086 (OP)
release the files

>>512739689
Aim for the cloaca and 5 finger death jab it all to hell.

>>512738307
I'll be rooting for you Hans.

>>512738086 (OP)
Hmmmmm, could be....but where's the Epstein files?

>>512740645
Right. Be honest, if you were in one of those running cars wouldn't you try to run that shit over? You'd be the guy that procee the existence of ayys

>>512748599
>Its literally slowing down anon
Prove it. That’s not what objects traveling TOWARD the sun do under the influence of gravity
>refute the point about a 8 trillion year old comet floating across 50 light years at this speed without hitting something
First of all, 50 light years is an extremely small distance astronomically speaking. Second, are you aware of how fucking empty space is? Even the most “dense” gas clouds we can see are stronger vacuums than we’re able to make on Earth, and I’d love to see some math from you on how that guarantees a collision between this rock and some grain of dust

>>512748842
>>512748690
>>512748535
>>512747381
>>512746299
>>512746222
>>512743466
>>512738234

For the Redditors who keep going on and on.

>>512748977
Cool, now where's the PDF?

>>512748212
This is what psychosis feels like. Your head gets connected to a computer that makes you feel like you're living in the matrix, the government telling you to suicide before they drink your blood, unknowns talking shit about their program, and demon/alien/angels going full death metal, punishment is due.
Would be cool stuff if it wasn't so fucking horrible and cursed.
Anyway, we'll take those compensation checks now

>>512749022
>>512749022
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

all the names on the flight logs to lolita island

>>512748977
>you are... le redditor!
Release the epstein files, subhuman kike

>>512749229
they have been. You faggots keep crying. This list is well known. All of it from court documents. Why do you think people are getting subpeonas to congress? kek. Retard

>No...not that list. The OTHER list

kek.

>>512738086 (OP)
At it's current velocity it would take over 20,000 years to reach Earth from Proxima Centauri. Even human spacecraft have gone faster using gravity assists.

>>512749206
>they're all the names!
Epstein trafficked kids to Prince Andrew and he's not on that list
He had surveillance cameras in all of his properties and there's a list of actual clients out there
Blow your brains out, kike

>>512738234
Just stop with this. So sad. Many such cases…

>>512749295
You are a subhuman shitskin who reddit spaces
Ironic after calling someone a redditor
Man it would seriously feel so good to blow your fucking head in half with a shotgun and see the life leave your subhuman shitskinned body

>>512749321
Prince andrew is on the list faggot. Under P. That list is from 2019. Its 100% accurate. Those are the handwritten names who flew to the island.

>>512738086 (OP)
>could
Nothing ever happens

>>512749206
Uh oh, looks like there's a lot of redacted stuff on the bottom, wonder why

>>512749391
>But...shouldn't BLUMPF be on the list? CNN said so

kek

Enjoy watching the elders of your party fall apart in front of congress next week and perjur themselves

>>512738234
Shalom rabbi

>>512748977
Nobody believes a massive private island like that had so few visitors and only from.the U.S.

>>512739692
it's down there somewhere. Lemme take another look.

>>512738506
This guy was just trying to get an eccentric billionaire to buy him a bunch of observation equipment. Apparently the grift was too obvious because he never got the big donor he was looking for.

>>512749409
Again, he is not on the flight logs at all, that is an incomplete list
Blow your brains out, ranjeet
>>512749450
>reddit spacing brown getting paid to post
Again, you are a subhuman
You'll never be White and you'll never be a human being

Funny how aliens always show up when Israel needs someone to distract idiots with UFO stories to cover what they are doing. Then the aliens just mindwipe everyone and we do this same act again in a few months.
>oy vey, aliens took the Epstein list

>>512749504
>nobody believes flight logs

k

we will see how that holds up in congress next week.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c79l38vl3lwo

>>512738234
Spbp.
You notice they keep dragging the alien thing out anytime the people get annoyed with the government?

>>512749533
>incompent list

Holy shit. Its court documents vetted by Investigators. If you refuse to believe that, you deserve a bullet to the back of your fucking head because you are just too retarded to live

>>512749450
>>512749533
Further, Donald Trump IS in the flight logs for the lolita express. He fucked Melania for the first time on the Lolita Express.
You are brown. Again, I would take great pleasure blowing your head off. You are a subhuman.

>>512738086 (OP)
>Whites invent big looking glass to check the stars
>'Aliens are such bullshit goy, why are you looking into the black void so often'
>jews eventually take over most governmental bodies anywhere
>'HOLY SHIT GOY LOOK THERE COULD BE AN ALIEN OR A FLYING ROCK THAT MIGHT KILL US DO SOMETHING'

Neanderthal children are just the worst. It's never enough for the Balfourian faggots.

>>512738086 (OP)
Very interesting anon, but I rather see the Epstein list. I mean if ayys are real, they are real but what is really bothering me right now is the fact that the world is ruled by corrupt pedophiles.

>>512749409
What list was Trump running on that Bondi had on her desk? The one that magically doesn't exist now despite being teased in folders?

>>512749573
>the government who went to the island are going to 100% tell us the truth...they just are le libtard.

>>512749609
You are a retarded brown subhuman

>>512738086 (OP)
blue beam is good. even if it fakes its still a happening.

>>512749833
Holy kek, its true, its even on the list the magapedo gave us from the SoundCloud! Phonefag'd for your enjoyment, so you can see it was on the website provided

>>512738234
In your mom's snatch.

BTW, you liberal piece of shit, where were your demands when Obama and Biden were in the White House?

>>512738086 (OP)
Its habbening

>>512750269
Shitskinned kike whining about "liberals" when running interference for kike pedophiles.
Normal people will blow your skull in half when they are informed of what you've done and what you defend.

>>512738887

>My late aunt Barb after her stroke

I still miss you and I never told anybody

>>512748468
>Its literally impossible for it to be a comet or rock
why?

I really don't understand looking at one of these things and getting horny

>>512740645
Damn that's crazy... Good thing that motherfucker had his potato handy to record.

>>512749609
Kill yourself you foul kike.

>>512742632
ITS BEHIND

“Aliens” are most likely us in the future who unlocked time travel

>No date in picture
>No link to where it's found
>Mere days ago they shot down the hype over the last "ayy lmao" to be a literal rock
Mhm, starting to see a pattern here..

nah

>>512738887
>Experts say space niggers tongue my anus.
someone post the 'gay niggers from outerspace' poster

>>512738086 (OP)
1pbti
>>512738234
the files are antisemitic

>>512740645
great video quality, was that taken in 2009?

>>512738086 (OP)
>(((experts))) warn
such fake
much gay

>>512738086 (OP)
>singular 'expert"
Just look it up, it's one guy fishing for clicks

Story is probably being pushed because of the Epstein files.

>>512739508
Look at him go!

>>512748514
There are a couple other details they note:
1) It is only a few degrees off the disc of the planets rotations
2) It will pass super close to Jupiter, Mars and Venus
3) It will reach perihelion while exactly on the opposite side of the sun from earth

These are all somewhat unlikely given a random rock with a random trajectory.

Thus they conclude it could be an alien probe that will hide behind the sun after it does a fly-by of those planets.

Finally, it does say this is just an intellectual exercise and its probably just a rock.

Are ayyys gonna abduct me and fuck my ass?

Remember the drones that people thought were UFO’s in New Jersey?

>>512756935
No they’re gonna fuck you through your penis hole

>>512738086 (OP)
IT'S THA BLUE BEANS GLOWNEGRO
BLUUUUUU BAAAAAAENSSSSAA
AHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAHAHAHAH
THE BEANZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>512738234
KEAP DOING IT
GLOWFAGGLES
SEETHING FOAR
BLU BANEZ

>>512756949
BLUE
BEAN
BABY

>>512738086 (OP)
hey OP, how many of you just got fired for making this thread? notice a sudden uptick in worldwide memeposts featuring beans of a blue hue? hmm? notice that?

>>512756877
or maybe it is a bean that is blue?
DISCLOASE THE TIC TACS NAOW1
we need better distractions from the einstein files

This comet would need 18,650 years to reach Proxima Centauri. Even assuming that some alien civilisation lives there, you think it is advanced if this thing they supposedly sent here is only 3x faster than Voyager 1? xD

>>512740645
that’s just Brazil

>>512749833
THAT SAYS DOMNALD TRUNF
CLEARLY THE WRONG GUY
JUST RELAES THA BAENZ

>>512757964
>tries to calculate the inestimable velocitragectorisms of blue flavored beanpaste
ngmi.

>>512749609
GO BACK TO BLUE BEANSZ FAGHOT

>>512738086 (OP)
If it wasn't a comet it wouldn't be on the front page. The "experts" wrote their papers at the CIA's bidding so the MSM would pick up on it, and various think tanks and gov't agencies can study the reaction (who falls for it, who's skeptical, where it spreads on social media). In the end it will just be a space rock The real Bluebeam shit apparently wont happen until 2027-28.
Corbell whistleblew on it months ago:
https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/1mbjhxl/jeremy_corbell_six_months_ago_i_have_zero_doubt/

>>512758110
3I/ATLAS travels at 68km/s on average, meanwhile Voyager 1 is around 20km/s.

Speed: 245000 km/h = 68 km/s.
Distance to Proxima Centauri is 40 trillion km. Time = Distance / Speed:
40,000,000,000,000 km / 68 km/s = approximately 588235294118 seconds. Seconds to years: 588,235,294,118 seconds / (60 × 60 × 24 × 365) = 18,650 years circa.

Comets are always on average 3-4x faster than human-made satelites like Voyager 1 because they origin from interstellar ejection while Voyager 1 is handicapled by planetary gravity assist xD

>>512758461
BTW, this Harvard Jew that always warns about aliens in situation of any comet passing by is a fkn scammer and attention-whore. Harvard is a fkn shit.

>>512738086 (OP)
>Recon

No your getting stomped on and forcefully occupied against your will ...

>>512758461
>Comets are always on average 3-4x faster than human-made satelites like Voyager 1 because they origin from interstellar ejection while Voyager 1 is handicapled by planetary gravity assist xD

To be exact, if i mean planetary handicap, i mean Earth of course. Earth-based propulsion and solar system dynamics is a handicap of Voyager 1. Gravitational assists from planets like Jupiter and Saturn makes Voyager 1 actually faster, not slower. A gravitational assist, l (slingshot) can either speed up or slow down an object depending on the geometry of the encounter and the planets motion relative to the object. Earths gravity demands a lot of energy to let the object out hence the initial launcg velocity sets the baseline.

>>512738086 (OP)

>>512760511

>>512760535

>>512760563

>>512738086 (OP)
Its probing Uranus

>experts
Kek what experts. I doubt any expert would ever say"lol its aliens lmao"

>>512740645
Nigger. That was literally niggers, not aayylmaos

>>512746540
Based beyond belief

>>512747978
Underrated

>>512738479
Then, who are the Cetra?

>>512738086 (OP)
this is like something straight outta metroid prime LMAOO

>>512748468
Last time.......

>experts warn

>>512758609
We're already occupied, in case you haven't noticed. I mean zog btw.

>>512749898
>image
>Storing a "Lifetime supply" of it

>>512738086 (OP)

Satan is coming. That's why Israel is preparing his throne.

>>512738234

>>512738234
People asking constantly for epstein files
USA gov: quick look an alien

>>512761687
lel

>>512738086 (OP)
These fucknuts are really using 'aliens' to distract from the Epstein files and obvious jewish occupation of our government.

>>512738086 (OP)
Its coming for the WNBA playoffs

>>512738443
Well, if anyone can get them it would be aliens at this point.

>>512748604
I just watched this not long ago.

>(((Avi Loeb)))
>always believe the opposite of what jews say
it's just a comet and the jews are about to pull a trick on us

>>512738086 (OP)
>all this telegraphing
Well, something is going to happen for sure. They don't prep your subconscious for nothing.

>>512738234
spbp

>>512760995
that one was shady as fuck
I can't see a good reason why the JWST should not be staring at it right now

>>512738086 (OP)
Yeah, and Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.

>>512749335
release the files

>>512738086 (OP)
Ive always wondered what the greys think of meme culture. They are often described as being quite aloof

>>512747715
>Ayys don’t real. We’re all alone out here.
I never understood how people can say this with such certainty. I mean it's a gigantic universe out there, so vast we don't even know if it has an end (though it probably does). I get not believing all that conspiracy shit about aliens living among us or area 51 bodies or whatever, but the chances there's at least a few planets that lucked out like Earth did have to be high, right? Even if their current level of intelligence is a bunch of dinosaurs or apes.
And even if we try to imagine aliens more advanced than us, not enough for FTL travel, but enough to send a probe out in space, so what? Imagine how much faster humans could have developed with our raw intelligence if we were more cooperative and didn't have any cataclysms to slow down ascent as the dominant species on Earth. Maybe the aliens were just luckier and got to space exploration tech before we did.

>>512738307
based

>>512739272
So, I don't give a fuck if people don't believe me. I've had experiences with aliens. I hate that it's only 2025 and I have presumably decades left knowing full well what the world is. I know some things that are not mainstream (and some people here speculate it right on the money to a degree), but here's a truth bomb that will go unnoticed:

Alien probe, etc. is false. It is a planned narrative for disclosure. Both the aliens and whoever the fuck is in charge of this world are going to be the ones who come together to tell humanity. And yeah, that's why I also surveillance is happening, a lot of changes are happening to the world in the next few years because it's time for humanity to not fuck the Earth up. Yeah we're getting to that point.

One of the most distressing nights of my life was when I was informed by the aliens decades ago that if humanity didn't change things within a few rotations of the Sun, then shit would start to become literally irreversible, potentially being able to slow down but catastrophically the Earth would be destroyed. I think honestly we were getting to that point

>>512738234
They're getting delivered with the space object

>>512764355
>pic
I guess she didn't took here divorce with Edward too well.

>>512738086 (OP)
>could be
without information everything is possible

>>512738187
jews really dont want us asking about epstein files huh ?

>>512738234
>aliens
>epstein files
Both are being spammed as distractions.
What are they really hiding?

>>512747442

if we lived in a democracy

why cant we vote to get rida jews?

>>512764906
the veil is lifting
they call them aliens
they are demons

>>512738086 (OP)
>please forget about the eispein files LOOK A FUCKING ALIENS!

>>512738086 (OP)

faaaarrrtt...

>>512738086 (OP)
Always pulling the meteor or alien card when something important is happening kek

>>512738086 (OP)
Why is anyone saying this dumb shit. What the bread and circus for retards fuck?

https://youtu.be/agPBfrBD-gc?t=7678

https://youtu.be/Uyv-Bc1xpfI?t=1019

>>512738086 (OP)
NO DON'T YOU DARE PROBE ME, ALIENS. NO NOOOOO AAAHHHH

>>512738086 (OP)
Let's just all hope it's the space Nazis coming back to finish the job.

>>512738234
This

They really are going all out to distract from the files

>>512738234
This.

>>512738086 (OP)
This shit again, wasn't the list enough of a distraction?

>>512738234
In the public consciousness since 2015

>>512738234
What is going to happen if people get the files? Nobody is going to do shit.

Let's pretend it's aliens for a second.
Let's also pretend it's not some faster than light travel where we'd be instantly fucked, let's say it's a generational ship with cryopods or whatever, they're ahead of us technologically but not by -that- much.

With the way the world is going, do you think humanity could get its shit together to at least put up enough of a fight to bring them to the negotiation table, or do you think we'd be assigning Indians to logistics and Africans as diplomats?

>>512749335
Many such cases of child sexual abuse, yes. That's exactly why the files need to be released.

is this thing big enough that at a low earth orbit or a position in the upper atmosphere it could block out the sun?

>>512766787
and if they are released what will anyone do other than reee on the internet and say orange man bad?

>>512738086 (OP)
Let me guess, the experts name is Avi Loeb(stein)?

>>512766794
No it's only a few kilometers wide. It would be bright enough to see at night, outshining Venus possibly depending on its distance from earth

>>512766939
Dunno, but if nothing is going to happen then there's no reason to keep withholding the files now is there? So just release them.

>>512748468
The aylmaos told me you were an idiot.
I believe them.
Release the Epstein list.

>>512738086 (OP)
There is no proof of life outside of our solar system

>>512767249
no proof of an epstein list either, you are all idiots.

>>512738297
>>512742022
one of my biology professors was a plant expert. the news would use him for his opinion because of it. it resulted in him getting calls from random people all the time asking questions when they could just google it instead.

>>512738086 (OP)
This ! When ?

>>512767299
Post flag before you talk to me or my wifes son! memeflaggot jew

>>512738086 (OP)

>>512738086 (OP)
>Alien civs sends a recon object
>We even know about it
Well it's not a very fucking good one is it then

>>512738086 (OP)
Hahaha americans believe this? Get it into your heads: we were created by malevolent ET's and they've been here long before us, there's no need for a "reconnaissance mission" lmfao.

>>512738086 (OP)
electronic tabloid? this should be considered spam

>>512738451
They are too real

>>512738086 (OP)
>meh scary headlines
>meh better ratings.

Its a fuckin comet!

>>512738086 (OP)
Could they also be looking for the Epstein Files by chance?

>>512766794
God I hope so

>>512770042

>>512738187
>The jews have awoken the fallen angels return

DEAR GLOWIES if you want us to believe some scary creature exists, you'll have to post vid of a white woman fucking it

>>512738086 (OP)
>massive object
>reconnaissance
>experts

>>512738086 (OP)
>experts
also this >>512738234

>>512738086 (OP)
>our new alien overlords can probably do better than our current leaders

>>512758461
Just for comparison, 0.1% of the speed of light is 300 km/s. If a supposedly advanced alien race can't even manage to reach that speed, then they're not really advanced at all.

>>512738234
/thread

Delete these dumbass slide threads.

>>512738086 (OP)
there was thread month ago about elite tv; apparently anon seen some program about construction in space, maybe it is it; ikely to use as distraction rescue wheel for (((them)))

>>512771017
>our new alien overlords can probably do better than our current leaders

>new

>>512771781
If they've truly been among us forever, then they're probably not on the side of our leaders. Imagine being an alien and having to put up with all the stupid asinine monkey nigger bullshit that humans do and all the excessive clowny flamboyant faggotry we perform.
If I was an alien, evil or not, I'd be way more impressed with the creative and survival powers of all the average citizens - who have to put up with ALL the asinine faggotry of our leaders, and survive it all somehow - rather than give any credit to the faggots responsible for turning this bullshit planet into a dumpster fire.
So fine, if they're already here, bring it on. A hedged bet wagers they'll annihilate all our leaders cuz most of us actually have shown better base stats than our leaders (money can only substitute base stats up to a certain level above those stats, no higher). Again, either evil or good they'd consider our leaders weak. So now I can safely and truthfully say:
>I for one, welcome our alien overlords

Let's hope its Taygetan reinforcements, or my Engan brothers. Would be hilarious if the reason they are telling us about an approaching ship is to play off people's anticipation of blue beam only for it to be an actual ship of a non-regressive race coming to fuck shit up here.

Let's go space whites, we need Jesus, Thor, Hitler, and all the great men of the Millennial Reign to get back down here and fuck some shit up.

>>512772469
>If they've truly been among us forever, then they're probably not on the side of our leaders. Imagine being an alien and having to put up with all the stupid asinine monkey nigger bullshit that humans do and all the excessive clowny flamboyant faggotry we perform.

>>512739370
That's really mean and not funny.

>>512738086 (OP)
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!

Project Bluebeam lmfao holy shit kikes are desperate

>>512738086 (OP)
It's a big rock, we have already been through this with the space turd

>>512738086 (OP)
>FRONT PAGE OF FOXNEWS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>

IT'S A COMET!! Hubble took a picture of it, it's a space rock. Ah, you thought you could finally escape the demiurge's plan. Nope! You're here forever.

>>512738307
I will solo mid disruptor vs their leader and send em back to the fountain

>>512738086 (OP)
Probes just sounds homosexual these aliens will give us monkey pox.

>>512738086 (OP)
welcome bobo

>>512748977
This is the real list

Look, it's not possible for aliens to contact us. The gravity of the planet had to be the same, the fact they can't breathe our air, if they even breathe at all and the sheer fact of coming into contact with our atmosphere would kill them by diseases alone. We don't even know if they could endure our temperatures too.

It's not possible.

>>512738187
They better be returning with Epstein's List, along with damning information about Trump, House of Windsor, a bunch of other bought and sold faggot retards, the severed heads of Epstein and Maxwell on silver platters, and an oribital weapons platform, or I will call them a bunch of space jew faggot grifters.

>>512738086 (OP)
>forget about epstein and israel, goy, remember the 6,000,000 space jews!

>>512738086 (OP)
On Fox Jews?
Gosh, I better believe it!

>>512738086 (OP)
STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN

>>512738086 (OP)
>1pbti
>proyect blue beam spammer
Not gona work.

>>512755172
You would be surprised by the vid quality of videos from 2016.

>>512740645
thats just australia

>>512746475
I have a quick question for you kike. Do you think your propaganda is:
A) helping to reduce antismegmatism
B) waking people up and making antismegmatism worse
Or C) accelerating the ignition of the great ovens

>>512738086 (OP)
Did they release the Epstein list ?

>>512764831
Anything and everything to distract, the most annoying I think is trying to gaslight it as a left/right issue, probably their most successful to get the thoughtless who are dedicated to the right wing meme to ignore it under the pretense that only "lefty fags" give a fuck about it

>jew news using a jew as an expert
Yawn.

>>512738086 (OP)
> expert
> named Avi Loeb
Haven’t you noticed this pattern already anon?

>>512738086 (OP)
These are all stand down psyops. Whether it's Jesus or Aliens or Angels, the main goal is to play out the circus so that nobody does anything about those in power.

>>512738086 (OP)

I bet they're looking for the Epstein files, am I right guys?

>>512775117
Oh shit, the rare non-shitskin Canadian.
Good to see you guys still exist.

>>512739276
They have quantum communications which are immediate so the rest of the fleet are on their way. They warned us to xstop it with the nuke crap...

>>512745238
The families that run the planet are pedovores. They eat children and use their adrenalized blood for life extension. You guys think we're getting a list of people who do this stuff? LMAO

>>512738086 (OP)
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!

>ancient gods are returning!